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If I went crazy, you would find me....
« on: September 18, 2010, 01:10:02 PM »
So this one is pretty simple

1. Write down what someone would find you doing if you went crazy  :o

2. Add to someones already crazy idea

Also comments about someones idea for going crazy are welcome


so.... If I went crazy, you would find me....


Singing along to David Bowies "Heroes" intermittently screaming, "Shut Up!" while drop kicking a litter of puppies.

Reference Material:

David Bowie - Heroes 

 
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Re: If I went crazy, you would find me....
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2010, 01:32:05 PM »
well i do that for lawls :) i do play dark elves, if i went crazy id sit in a corner repeating my new mantra, in space only the sexually confused can hear you scream.
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Re: If I went crazy, you would find me....
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2010, 09:47:05 PM »
well i do that for lawls :) i do play dark elves, if i went crazy id sit in a corner repeating my new mantra, in space only the sexually confused can hear you scream.

You have to do it with a limp wrist and a lisp  ;D
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Re: If I went crazy, you would find me....
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2010, 06:11:36 AM »
:) ;D i'll thow guardfish at you muhahahahahahahahah ahaha you can't kill them all :)
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Re: If I went crazy, you would find me....
« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2010, 11:19:13 PM »
I'll raise your guardfish.....with a GROUPER!!!  8)

Which if I were to watch football and drink beer under the sea I'd have to do it with a grouper  :) I may have to scotch guard the couch because I have a feeling groupers don't use napkins when eating cheese poofs!
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Re: If I went crazy, you would find me....
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2010, 07:54:10 AM »
no i had one invitew me over and he hadn't hoovered :) tsk tsk tsk
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Re: If I went crazy, you would find me....
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2010, 01:36:02 PM »
Living on the sea floor is no excuse for not "hoovering".


I've decided not to drop kick puppies but instead blend random folks I phones for a guerrilla style youtube video. Kinda like punked meets "will it blend". But I don't have the money to replace the phone so there screwed.
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Re: If I went crazy, you would find me....
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2010, 01:47:14 PM »
drop kicking puppies, a skill i hold as dear to my heart as card -carrying. :)

Disgraceful, id do it and not offer to replace even if i had the money, Iphones are crap. :)
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Re: If I went crazy, you would find me....
« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2010, 02:19:41 PM »
drop kicking puppies, a skill i hold as dear to my heart as card -carrying. :)

Disgraceful, id do it and not offer to replace even if i had the money, Iphones are crap. :)

Indeed 2007 could quite possibly be earmarked as the decline of western society.


I could help you get your official puppy kicking license, no testing required, I have connections  ;)
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Re: If I went crazy, you would find me....
« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2010, 02:35:25 PM »
Indeed, i shall require one of those, what about kitten blending?
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Re: If I went crazy, you would find me....
« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2010, 02:42:13 PM »
Well in my jurisdiction that has been deregulated so licensing is no long required however I could have one of my union buddies look into it. It's possible it has been grouped with baby punching.
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Re: If I went crazy, you would find me....
« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2010, 02:44:06 PM »
i don't think so though.

WE also have to look into card carrying, no good villian doesn't
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Re: If I went crazy, you would find me....
« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2010, 01:24:43 AM »


Benenfits are top notch, low deductible on the insurance, Medical, dental, vision, Rx plan, 2 weeks cumulative vacation a year, 3 pensions plus tenure. All tools payed for by employer. Closed hiring hall. Wages are $35.41 hr with foreman pay at 110% plus yearly cost of living increases.
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Re: If I went crazy, you would find me....
« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2010, 08:09:06 AM »
Beautiful, does tools cover purple spandex and anti grav raiders? as in order to be as evil as possible i require these.
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Re: If I went crazy, you would find me....
« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2010, 04:48:17 PM »
I think whatever organization hires you is required to pick up the tools they feel you may need. All other tools are generally put on a S-5 request form for review by a board of directors.


I think an anti gravity gun used to pick up puppies, kittens or babies is actually a reasonable request. Seems more maniacal to be able to reach out and grab them from a distance.
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Re: If I went crazy, you would find me....
« Reply #15 on: September 26, 2010, 04:52:40 PM »
will this gravity gun do the drop kicking for me or will i have to buy extra drop kicking boots?
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Re: If I went crazy, you would find me....
« Reply #16 on: September 26, 2010, 05:03:18 PM »
Well I do think that having some physical involvment is important (i.e. the actual connecting of the foot to the puppy). I think it helps define assertiveness. S-5 forms are important for this reason.
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Re: If I went crazy, you would find me....
« Reply #17 on: September 26, 2010, 05:13:22 PM »
are we allowed to flay and boil said puppy or will our license and freedoms suffer because of this. :)
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Re: If I went crazy, you would find me....
« Reply #18 on: September 26, 2010, 09:35:25 PM »
depends on the overall agenda of the individual organization you work for. Some are a little more maniacal than others.
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Re: If I went crazy, you would find me....
« Reply #19 on: September 27, 2010, 10:38:06 AM »
I would be working for commargh inc. any experience with these?
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