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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #20 on: February 27, 2010, 12:17:33 AM »
Oh no, he doesnt have any of those; they are exclusive artifacts to Brother Captain rank and above.

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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #21 on: February 27, 2010, 01:19:10 AM »
They must have shoved it up his backdoor for safekeeping...I mean, they are relics, much like the remnant of that cheeseburger in 30K in his colon.
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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #22 on: February 27, 2010, 10:15:09 AM »
Really Sanct?  My God what on earth is wrong with you?
Besides, the FW DCCW is too damn awesome not to put it on a ven dread... Holy Moly! You know something? that's not even a proper DA ven dread; its a generic ven dread with a RW icon plastered on one side after half the icon's wing has been cut away, pathetic! :P

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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #23 on: February 27, 2010, 03:17:27 PM »
Maybe I've been in the Taverns too long?
See kids... too much of a good thing makes you crazy !!!

Seriously?  I had pedo bear as an avy and in my name, stuff like my post above is not as bad I'm thinking.......
If you meet a bear named Sanctjud in the tavern, don't get into his van for candy.  I did once....it's sticky, salty, and really not very nice. :(
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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #24 on: February 28, 2010, 04:03:03 AM »
Past Sanctjud's bizarreness, if anyone else wants to join, now would be the time! Rules and plot are being formulated and finished up this week, so PM if you have any ideas.
(And there will not be children... Yay for foresight into stupidity)

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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #25 on: February 28, 2010, 04:14:52 AM »
Buggers!
I'll just have to settle with what ever comes our way.

Where's the nearest bar in Quaranicus?[color]
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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #26 on: February 28, 2010, 04:21:48 AM »
Right behind the [insert horrible monstrosity]
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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #27 on: February 28, 2010, 05:02:56 AM »
Hey all... ive never been in the tavern so here goes...

Codex: Eldar
Name: Fred - The wraithlord
Weapons: A big ass sword and lack of mouth (or face)
Abilities: Able to sleep for a very long time, usually when fighting something big and important.
Magic ability: Throw kittens - Fred stockpiles kittens to use when his "big ass sword" isnt enough
Background: Fred is as old as the emporer, as the horus heresy raged on, he had a vision of future doom. At that time he sockpiled kittens ( 10000 years in the future they are looking a little rotten). He has slept in the Hive city of Quaranticus since then.

So there it is ...
Oh and Remembracer, isnt Loken a lunar wolf? ;)

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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #28 on: February 28, 2010, 05:05:52 AM »
Heresy, your forbidden knowledge must be a gift from the dark gods!

Be purged matt__29, foul warp spawn, your lies hold no purchase here.

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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #29 on: February 28, 2010, 03:09:26 PM »
Matt___29, I hope those are lolcats, they do 77% more damage than regular cats.

As to the Bar...can I just charm the monster and I buy it a drink?  I'm sure it's angry cause it has no pocket change...
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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #30 on: March 1, 2010, 11:12:09 AM »
Or it's angry that it hasn't eaten recently at which point you are on the menu.
Besides, the FW DCCW is too damn awesome not to put it on a ven dread... Holy Moly! You know something? that's not even a proper DA ven dread; its a generic ven dread with a RW icon plastered on one side after half the icon's wing has been cut away, pathetic! :P

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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #31 on: March 1, 2010, 07:56:22 PM »
I'm sure it'll settle for a milkshake..."my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, damn right, they're better than yours, damn right, they're better than yours."
But for the topper, I could use my uber Van attack, it can't resist free cookies!
If you meet a bear named Sanctjud in the tavern, don't get into his van for candy.  I did once....it's sticky, salty, and really not very nice. :(
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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #32 on: March 1, 2010, 11:56:52 PM »
Um... is it to late to join? I hopes not, cause I still post. :)

Codex: Tau
Name Shas'el NoICouldNotComeUpWi thAnything
Weapons: Xv22 suit, burst cannon, plasma rifle, shield generator.
Special ability: He can fly.
Background: The Shas'o is piloting a suit one of the latest variants of xv22. However, due to the death of his ethereal, he has turned renegade, and now roams wherever we are. Probably came here looking for a job as a merc.

And Starky, I know better than to come close to your yard. I saw what happened to the girl scouts selling cookies.

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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #33 on: March 2, 2010, 12:10:26 AM »
I'm being called 'Starky'?
I guess I've replace Starrakat for the time being :D

Yes, those little girl scouts shouldn't have been wandering around the red light district of Quaranticus...they knew what they were getting into!
If you meet a bear named Sanctjud in the tavern, don't get into his van for candy.  I did once....it's sticky, salty, and really not very nice. :(
Raptor Jesus will get you Tangi... oh he will.

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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #34 on: March 2, 2010, 12:21:13 AM »
Codex: Tyranids
Name: Specimen Number 8947
Weapons: all of the ranged and combat biomorphs a fex can have works kind of like an Obliterator
Special ability: can translate for Burgers the hilariously cute ripper and Can think and move way faster than a genestealer
Background: A severly wounded fex that was captured by the mechanicus for study and experimentation (standard horror movie thing they change something about it and then it escapes as a better killing machine) thanks to this "experimentation" it is now way to fast to be as large as it is candan mutate its weapons/biomorphs to fit the situation.

oh and atleast you don't see Sanct on this website(Chatroulette anyone)

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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #35 on: March 2, 2010, 12:42:41 AM »
Ooh, I want to play! I've never played one of these, so forgive me if I make an ass out myself

Codex: Eldar
Name: Farseer Othera
Weapons: Witchblade, Shuriken pistol, normal farseer stuff, rowarding, spirit stones.
Abilities: Farseer Othera can get aggressive easly, so aside from doom and fortune, he also head butts with his point pointy helmet.
Super duper awesome ability: If for some reason he can't cast a power, he gets pissed, runs over to an enemy, and beats the crap out of it.
Backround: Othera leads their craftworld, craftworld Othera. Theye goes through the normal eldar stuff. Othera is here because some annoying kid said to come here because there would be some meeting on how to save the eldar, instead it's just a quest to find some cookies.

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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #36 on: March 2, 2010, 06:13:07 AM »
No offence  Hive Fleet Dread Q'thulu and Only Slightyl Crazy but your characters seem a bit overpowered, particualr the unstoppable fex...

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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #37 on: March 2, 2010, 06:23:50 AM »
Don't worry. I did say super duper brings super duper. Enemies are scaled.

Except for Sanctjud. He is special!

Burgers!
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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #38 on: March 2, 2010, 10:07:29 AM »
So when we kickin this thing off burgers?  I'm getting anxious to krump some 'eads fer da Waaagh
Besides, the FW DCCW is too damn awesome not to put it on a ven dread... Holy Moly! You know something? that's not even a proper DA ven dread; its a generic ven dread with a RW icon plastered on one side after half the icon's wing has been cut away, pathetic! :P

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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #39 on: March 2, 2010, 04:04:41 PM »
Okay then, I`ll tone it down a smidge. And sorry about the name Sanctjud, sleep deprivation does that,
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