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Re:Guys & Girls Thread - 2003
« Reply #40 on: January 1, 2003, 04:00:14 PM »
Good good good so I should be asking some of the pretty ladies out then (8th grade aswell ;D) oh boy dis is gonna be interesting.

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Re:Guys & Girls Thread - 2003
« Reply #41 on: January 1, 2003, 05:18:31 PM »
Ah, New years and women. Here's how it went down for me.

Well, the G'f and I, new years is our holiday. it's always been. It' s kinda like the one time in a year when we just let everything go that's been bothering us, and we start again. I know what your thinking, you really can't do this, but for some reason it always works out for us. Not so much this time as she was working. I call her at work i get "can't talk, working. yeah, happy new years to you too, bye" and no call when she got off of work, which i have to say i found more than a little disappointing to tell you the truth.

Also as 1/2 the guys like her at work, if any of them decided to lure her into a not public area and take their new years kiss, and i find out about it, it's going to go badly.

anyway so i have to say that was a little disappointing. Maybe she just came home and went to bed. I doubt it, but hey. At the party i, when we're speaking of women, i picked up a hottie, but i mean it was just for kicks, i'll never call her or anything, try and stay on the no cheating wagon *L*. but it's fun to just go up to the hottest girl at a party, talk to her a bit, and walk away with her number. somehow it's very satisfying. Even the gay guy at the party was hitting on me, and while i don't swing that way i found it to be very flattering.

Frankly, it's just nice when your g'f gives you lots of bull and you can just go out and pick up another woman who's attractive on a whim, just too boost the ego and prove to yourself that (and this is the sad part) you don't HAVE to take it, There are lots of fish in the sea and you do have a net, but you're taking it because you WANT to take it.

While it's sad, it's also kind of sweet i think, in it's way. Kind or reminds me of Self Estem by the Offspring though, "the more you suffer, the more it shows you really care, right?" But that's a whole discussion in itself, the things you do for love, let me tell ya.

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Re:Guys & Girls Thread - 2003
« Reply #42 on: January 1, 2003, 06:43:41 PM »
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Even the gay guy at the party was hitting on me, and while i don't swing that way i found it to be very flattering.

Now I've had this a few times and it scares the living amphetamine parrot out of me.

Anyway, we're not gonna talk about the degenerate misfits of society. This ain't Jerry Springer.

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Re:Guys & Girls Thread - 2003
« Reply #43 on: January 1, 2003, 07:44:36 PM »
Here's how New Year's went down for me, got talked into smoking some grass......got high as a kite.........went to perkins.........hit on a chick........got a black eye from her boyfriend in the parking lot. New Year's was the worst ever.  >:(
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Re:Guys & Girls Thread - 2003
« Reply #44 on: January 1, 2003, 07:48:21 PM »
don't give in to peer pressure and dont hit on girls with big boyfriends
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Re:Guys & Girls Thread - 2003
« Reply #45 on: January 1, 2003, 08:11:27 PM »
...dont hit on girls with big boyfriends

LOL

good rule of thumb, keeps you out of big trouble (emphasis BIG trouble, not little troubles, in your league).

I have never met a gay guy (to the best of my knowledge). I think that I am extremely lucky in that way. I imagine I'd have TMB's reaction...
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Re:Guys & Girls Thread - 2003
« Reply #46 on: January 1, 2003, 09:49:08 PM »
Gays are deffinitely spooky. I went to a Halloween party with the intention of sample the local flavor and I get there (my friend's house) to find him, his girlfriend, and her gay friends carving pumpkins! That was the most unsettled I'd ever been!  :'(

Heh, what's with Perkins? It's universally the joint where the drunks and stoners go when they're blasted! I won't eat there unless I'm at least accompanied by a drunk or two.

New Year's was a general bust. Nobody seemed to be home for the new year. I went to a friend's house and we watched a few movies and stayed up all night. Wow did I sleep today... Like a dead man!
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Re:Guys & Girls Thread - 2003
« Reply #47 on: January 1, 2003, 10:51:47 PM »
Anyway, we're not gonna talk about the degenerate misfits of society. This ain't Jerry Springer.
Well, maybe some of us might qualify as the degenerate misfits of society...

I can just imagine the crowd before the show. They are being shown the signs that tell them when to clap, when to laugh, when to boo and when to chant 'Eldie, Eldie...'

Incidentally, gay guys often will have a number of female friends that they can introduce you to, as they don't have the same difficulties with intimacy.

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« Reply #48 on: January 1, 2003, 11:05:24 PM »
Well my new years was pretty uneventful. I sat around at home, the damn parents wouldn't let me have anyone over, and talked to some people on the IM. These three chicks talked to me till three in the morning and one of them kept flirting with me. they sent me their pics the next morning and the one chick who was flirting was the one who wasn't hot, damn I am cursed. but hey there is potential to talking to random people that your friends know. Cheers
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Re:Guys & Girls Thread - 2003
« Reply #49 on: January 2, 2003, 12:30:03 AM »
I stayed home alone, drank lots of coca-cola (May the gods bless 24 can cartons... ;)) and played Morrowind on the Xbox well into the wee hours of the next year...

Best New Years yet!! ;) ;D
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Re:Guys & Girls Thread - 2003
« Reply #50 on: January 2, 2003, 03:43:04 AM »
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Well, maybe some of us might qualify as the degenerate misfits of society...

yes, very funny Archon, just cos you're visiting me tomorrow  ;D

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Re:Guys & Girls Thread - 2003
« Reply #51 on: January 2, 2003, 05:18:00 AM »
Gays are deffinitely spooky. I went to a Halloween party with the intention of sample the local flavor and I get there (my friend's house) to find him, his girlfriend, and her gay friends carving pumpkins! That was the most unsettled I'd ever been!  :'(

Heh, what's with Perkins? It's universally the joint where the drunks and stoners go when they're blasted! I won't eat there unless I'm at least accompanied by a drunk or two.

New Year's was a general bust. Nobody seemed to be home for the new year. I went to a friend's house and we watched a few movies and stayed up all night. Wow did I sleep today... Like a dead man!
Yea I was super high and needed to eat........and yes all I saw there were drunks and bikers with their butch girlfriends, there was a large amount of high school kids there though.
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Re:Guys & Girls Thread - 2003
« Reply #52 on: January 2, 2003, 04:10:01 PM »
there is nothing funny than watching one of your mates try to deflect a gay guy's interest, i remember this one time at ministry of sound me and my two mates spotted these two girls so we went over started talking and said do you have a friend for our mate so they called this gay guy over. Well we laughed and he spent the whole night trying to get the guy to go away, was almost better than scoring myself
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Re:Guys & Girls Thread - 2003
« Reply #53 on: January 2, 2003, 04:13:45 PM »
As some of you may or may not know, I work as the Art Director for the largest casino in Reno, Nevada. My New Years eve was spent seating crusty old casino players at the casino's over-blown new years eve show and dinner (the GM's ask the directors to do this 'voluntarily' but it really amounts to 'job insurance'). 2 hours patronzing retirees and thanking them for blowing their 401Ks and  Social Security checks with us the whole year (you only get invited if you have enough 'play time'). Fortunately my wife didn't have to work at the hospital that night (just 10 hours on New Years day), so we hit our local sports bar and wisely avoided the 60 some odd thousand people in the downtown coridor. 2 of the free purple hooters they were givin' away that night and we were done for the night. heheh,.. ;)
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Re:Guys & Girls Thread - 2003
« Reply #54 on: January 2, 2003, 04:33:51 PM »
Wow, Eldie, you're even more famous now! My science teacher wants to know what casino...  ;) She's from Cali so maybe she'll come out and meet you.  ;) ;)
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Re:Guys & Girls Thread - 2003
« Reply #55 on: January 2, 2003, 06:01:13 PM »
Grundz, (and I know this is off topic but I feel a need to compete) I stayed home alone and played Icewind Dale II on my 2.1 Ghz PC into the wee hours of the New Year. God bless 36 pack boxes of Skittles.  ;D

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Re:Guys & Girls Thread - 2003
« Reply #56 on: January 2, 2003, 06:19:25 PM »
eh my new year i got really drunk and passed out before the ball dropped  :-\

Now, i dunno about you guys but i cant stand blondes. Everyone hypes up all the sweedish and german chicks.....but theyre alll blondes! Ugh.

I like a brown/black haired chick. Spefically italian, spanish, (im not saying french :) ) , croation.

I LOVE a hottie with a british or other cute accent (elizabeth hurley is my favorite) . Combine that with dark hair and usually dark eyes and that woman has found her way into my sights :)
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Re:Guys & Girls Thread - 2003
« Reply #57 on: January 2, 2003, 06:46:56 PM »
cant' stand blonds??

I'm actually almost the exact opposite

Every girl i've dated or fooled around with (25-30.. not very many i know, but i'm just giving the number has a basis for what i'm saying) has had either blond hair, or blue eyes. Most (all but about 4) have had both, and only 1 hasn't had either.

And i have to say, there's just something special about looking down and seeing a blond  ummm... polishing your door knob....that gets me going. I don't really get the same thrill out of dark hair for some reason.

Also during sex, i dunno, I think there's just something sluttish about blonds that really turns me on. Dark hair seems so "the kind of girl you married" where blonds seem to be the kind of girl you... ah well you get the picture =)

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Re:Guys & Girls Thread - 2003
« Reply #58 on: January 2, 2003, 06:49:54 PM »
i dont know blondes tend to be more upfront where as a brunette will experiment much more in my experience and dont rule out fiery redheads god these girls go all night and normally carry on when you pass out
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Re:Guys & Girls Thread - 2003
« Reply #59 on: January 2, 2003, 06:54:44 PM »
Here here, one thing i'll give red-heads.. usualy easy to get going, and hard to stop!

however, anyone that passionate, just to warn you, generaly has a weeee bit of a temper/mean streak...

also, (even though i have them) i don't really like freckles, and a lot of red-heads have them!

And i'll agree with Wiggus here, Burnettes will experiment and stuff, thats what i mean from a sexual perspective on the marrying thing... top notch wife material/long relationship.... blonds (real blonds, not dyed hair) general very upfront, very "forward" less inhibitions at the beginning, diminishing returns in the long run cuz everything they're willing to do, they'll do right up at the beginning.

Ah, as long as we're sterotyping..... *L* I'll leave the sterotypes out and just leave it at that to get my point across *L*

 


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