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Offline jawmonkey

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #9940 on: November 16, 2011, 10:10:19 PM »
"leaving jaw monkeys mangled corpse to sunbathe in what would be a beautiful day."

Very bad idea, you should have buried me. Instead the blistering sun begins to heat up the copious amounts of fecal gases billowing around the Monkey's insides. In short order the Monkey's bloated corpse reaches critical mass and explodes, sending ichor every which direction. The concussion of the blast knocks you into a dusty summer sault, you stop facing the direction of the Monkey-turned mushroom cloud, your hands proping you up, staring in amazement at the massive green cloud. A chunk of Femur punches right into your face, killing you instantly. Brown chili rain begins to douse your corpse. Just before you depart from this world you can hear the Monkey's ghostly voice singing his own rendition of a Prince song "Poo-ple rain".
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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #9941 on: March 28, 2012, 07:57:59 PM »
Having found no suitable opponents, the Monkey reaches int ohis chest and removes his heart. With a maniacal smile he crushes it, spraying more blood into his face. His lips peel back to reveal a sickly blood soaked smile on last time before his eyes roll back and the Monkey falls like a board to the ground.
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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #9942 on: April 8, 2012, 10:23:53 PM »
I'd mace you in the eyes, kick you in the shin, and stab your throat with a spork.

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #9943 on: April 9, 2012, 09:12:56 AM »
I inject you with a Green Tide's worth of dice. It's pretty messy and doesn't look at all like it does when the vets give me shots. This is more like a table leg full of dice getting stabbed into your throat then a broomstick rammed into the hollow metal leg, pumping the dice into your neck. You fall to the ground and two dice roll out... an 8! I was hoping for snake eyes, but seriously, the odds of that happening are pretty astronomical.
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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #9944 on: August 23, 2012, 08:37:21 PM »
*BANG* you're dead.

(bonus points if this makes you think of a film.)
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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #9945 on: August 24, 2012, 12:55:14 AM »
It made me think of Gumby...

Never shoot a feces laden Monkey in close quarters. The bullet impacts, the Monkey bursts like a balloon full of chili soup. Why oh why did you ever shoot that Monkey in an elevator? Strangely the feces begins to fill the compartment like a flood from a sewage treatment plant. The doors finally open, your poo-drowned corpse flushes out the doors and right over the edge of the second floor balcony. Your corpse becomes impaled on an obnoxious fountain statuary. There is much screaming and vomiting.
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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #9946 on: May 24, 2013, 05:39:55 PM »
Dusting off this thread, since last August, rly? Effin' lazy arses. You all choke in dust motes. Poisoned ones preferably.

Maybe it'll all get locked too, which would makes me the winner, isn't it?

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #9947 on: June 1, 2013, 11:53:42 AM »
I burn you at the stake as a witch, you commited the heinous crime of necromancy, and thus must be burnt to cleanse the world of your Sourcery.

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #9948 on: May 7, 2015, 11:15:41 PM »
This is no necromancy, its a game about death, death is always of actuality.

You die of thirst, tied up to a chair, within hand reach of a glass of water.

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #9949 on: May 8, 2015, 10:01:04 AM »
Starky,

having survived being burnt at the stake somehow, you die, bleeding from the ears in a room full of GW fanboys bemoaning loudly that their beloved hammernators are getting mopped-up by Eldar D-weapons.... ;D

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #9950 on: May 8, 2015, 12:48:30 PM »
Hey there, been a while mate! :)

That being said, I wouldn't know about lowetech monkeigh terminators lamenting being sent to Slaanesh for a little chat (been too long away for the game to know the new mechanics).

But, I am pretty certain that our good buddy the Prince of Pleasures will SOOO enjoy having you to dinner.

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #9951 on: May 18, 2015, 11:35:28 AM »
Cheers Starky,

a great night out with Slaanesh....beer, girls, pizza....and er, girls!

However, Khorne has appeared at your front door brandishing an axe with your name on it...

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #9952 on: June 17, 2015, 10:17:40 AM »
Really, you just choke on that girl pizza.

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #9953 on: July 16, 2016, 05:20:59 PM »
I'll just poison your poutine.
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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #9954 on: September 16, 2016, 12:49:52 AM »
No.

I don't like, or eat, poutine.

However, you get run over by a trash collector truck as you bike around.

Because Quebec.

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