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Offline Karl Eller

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Kill the above Poster game
« on: December 4, 2003, 10:23:18 PM »
Well, this is the result of a comment Lom made.

Basically, you have to come up with a good (or interesting) way to kill maim or otherwise hurt the person who posted before you.

So, let the violence begin!

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« Last Edit: December 4, 2003, 10:33:45 PM by Colonel-Commissar Eller »
"Explain how bad this turbulence will be"
"Oh god! Oh god! We're going to die"
"*over the intercom* Uh, this is your captain speaking, we're going to experience a few minor bumps, then uh... crash!"

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #1 on: December 4, 2003, 10:31:53 PM »
*thinks for a while about if he should post the many reasons why to kill eller, but realizes he will get kill after*

...ahem......

Eller, that smiley makes me want to kill you with that beautiful gun in your sig.

*BAM*

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #2 on: December 4, 2003, 10:35:03 PM »
*Gets a M-82 and shoots trentco in the groin and watches him bleed to death*

Eller
"Explain how bad this turbulence will be"
"Oh god! Oh god! We're going to die"
"*over the intercom* Uh, this is your captain speaking, we're going to experience a few minor bumps, then uh... crash!"

Offline October 19th

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #3 on: December 4, 2003, 10:38:29 PM »
wow 4 minutes, that was fast!

DAMN THAT SMILEY


*BAM BAM*

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #4 on: December 4, 2003, 10:42:51 PM »
oooooo what a great idea
im going to enjoy this


ok i take spoons and use them to gouge out trentcos eyes. then while he was still screaming i would stuff them into this mouth so he would eat them. in the gaping holes where his eyes used to be i would put a few drops of mercury which would burn him then seep into his blood stream causing him to become insane. because he is both blind and insane i could stalk him until the paranoia caused him to want to commit suicide. then i would mercifully kill him by shoving a penny down his throat because im a nice guy
of course im mentally stable just ask my invisible buddy marty the elf  - me

another death by...... pennies. - me

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #5 on: December 4, 2003, 10:54:19 PM »
I would tie him to a tree on the edge of a tall cliff. Then I would put a claymore or 5 facing the tree so that when they detonate the tree and Renko go flying off the edge to hopefully scare the hell out of someone unlucky enough to be landed on by the afore mentioned tree and renko.

Eller
"Explain how bad this turbulence will be"
"Oh god! Oh god! We're going to die"
"*over the intercom* Uh, this is your captain speaking, we're going to experience a few minor bumps, then uh... crash!"

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #6 on: December 4, 2003, 10:54:40 PM »
Valkor entered the building through the front door. His stealth managed to get him past the gaurds, but in this inner sanctum there was no gaurd, Ellar allowed none that close to him. Valkor gripped his katana, a sword made especcially to kill this one man, and then it could be destroyed.

Eller was mediting on his small pillar, small fires surrounding him, the great dome top shining brilliantly colored lights unto the floor below. Valkor drew the sword out of the shaft, and both hands held it tight from his right, the blade ready for a quick slash from bottom left to top right.

Valkor's steps vibrated throughout the temple, reverberating violently back at him. Still, Eller was not stirred. Valkor was steps away, the sweat held back only by anticipation. Eller's eyes opened wide, but before the psionic attack could leave his thoughts Valkor's blade cut clean through him. Eller's body gently slid unto the floor in two parts, the guts and juices spilling out to form a pool upon the floor, chunky bits like little islands in the red sea.

Valkor was safely on a train back to hs homeland as the blade detonated where it was left among the crud and blood of Eller, his foul presense incinerated in the blast, as well as a good 3 square miles around that.

"It is a good thing he demands 48 hours of peice at a time" Valkor thought to himself as he last viewed the smoking pillar over the horizon.
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If this interested me slightly more I would have cared about being repetitive.
« Last Edit: December 4, 2003, 10:56:54 PM by Valkor »

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #7 on: December 4, 2003, 10:57:55 PM »
I would shove a medium sized TNT stick up his @$$ and detonate it, watching the blood and bodyparts slide down the walls.



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« Last Edit: December 4, 2003, 11:02:47 PM by Colonel-Commissar Eller »
"Explain how bad this turbulence will be"
"Oh god! Oh god! We're going to die"
"*over the intercom* Uh, this is your captain speaking, we're going to experience a few minor bumps, then uh... crash!"

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #8 on: December 4, 2003, 11:02:40 PM »
what the hell
what am i some kind of psichic anime show character who lives in present day but belongs in ancient japan and is guarded by about 50 men in black suits but who must be killed by one man.

sweet ive always wanted to be some kind of psichic anime show character who lives in present day but belongs in ancient japan and is guarded by about 50 men in black suits but who must be killed by one man

o wait no you changed it
damn it takes too long to type this

just for that i willl kill you slightly less painfully than i would normally do.

i would get aids. bite my tounge until it bled then sharpen my teeth and bite you so you would get aids. then for the rest of both of our short lives i would run in circles around you singing "you got aaaaiiiids. you got aaaaiiiids. HAHAHAHAHAHAH"

« Last Edit: December 4, 2003, 11:03:41 PM by renko369 »
of course im mentally stable just ask my invisible buddy marty the elf  - me

another death by...... pennies. - me

there is a fine line between egotisctical and having healthy self esteem. a line that i never cross because i am THE smartest, and best looking person EVER. - me

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #9 on: December 4, 2003, 11:04:29 PM »
I would grab renko and shove him in a microwave.



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"Explain how bad this turbulence will be"
"Oh god! Oh god! We're going to die"
"*over the intercom* Uh, this is your captain speaking, we're going to experience a few minor bumps, then uh... crash!"

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #10 on: December 4, 2003, 11:06:22 PM »
Does it really matter?

I would stick a shot gun down your throat loaded with uranium bullets and blow your neck out, and as you bled to death (cause I would be sure to not hit your jugular) I would take out my two knives and proceed to dissect your bleeding carcass, slowly removing the intestines and  keeping you just alive enough to feel the pain, by every cm of skin, by every little organ. By the time I would be done your body will be an exploded image hung by wires and swinging in a little circle of salted air. I would call it my little tribute to Dali. 

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #11 on: December 4, 2003, 11:06:43 PM »
i would take a bucket of yellow paint. splash it on ellers face. then take a knife and carve one of those acursed smilies that he so enjoyes into his face then decapitate him and sell his head on e bay


arggggg even a post this short took too long
« Last Edit: December 4, 2003, 11:07:58 PM by renko369 »
of course im mentally stable just ask my invisible buddy marty the elf  - me

another death by...... pennies. - me

there is a fine line between egotisctical and having healthy self esteem. a line that i never cross because i am THE smartest, and best looking person EVER. - me

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #12 on: December 4, 2003, 11:12:01 PM »
I would pick him up with my grabby machine of doom and then drop him in a metal barrel, which will rapidly fill up with acid.



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« Last Edit: December 4, 2003, 11:15:17 PM by Colonel-Commissar Eller »
"Explain how bad this turbulence will be"
"Oh god! Oh god! We're going to die"
"*over the intercom* Uh, this is your captain speaking, we're going to experience a few minor bumps, then uh... crash!"

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #13 on: December 4, 2003, 11:12:44 PM »
NO MORE SMILIES
of course im mentally stable just ask my invisible buddy marty the elf  - me

another death by...... pennies. - me

there is a fine line between egotisctical and having healthy self esteem. a line that i never cross because i am THE smartest, and best looking person EVER. - me

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #14 on: December 4, 2003, 11:15:55 PM »
Aww, don't ya like my smileys?

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"Explain how bad this turbulence will be"
"Oh god! Oh god! We're going to die"
"*over the intercom* Uh, this is your captain speaking, we're going to experience a few minor bumps, then uh... crash!"

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #15 on: December 4, 2003, 11:16:24 PM »


Take a big ass pulse rifle and hit you so hard in the chest with it that you go flying into a wall and explode into greesy grimy bloody guts.

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #16 on: December 4, 2003, 11:21:30 PM »
I would get my teleporter out and telefrag your ass.



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"Oh god! Oh god! We're going to die"
"*over the intercom* Uh, this is your captain speaking, we're going to experience a few minor bumps, then uh... crash!"

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #17 on: December 4, 2003, 11:42:02 PM »
You lot have too much time on your hands.

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #18 on: December 4, 2003, 11:52:46 PM »
*Sprays Scythe with bullets from Chicago Typewriter*

And anyone who don't like this cuz it ain't original gets shot too!

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #19 on: December 5, 2003, 12:12:28 AM »
  *Presses trigger on flamethrower, bahing Jimmy with flames*
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