My skin grows pale, more akin to a 'umie than a proper Ork today. I'm staring at a cardboard box, sealed and ready to ship, containing my entire Ork army. Yes, the day has come. I am leaving the hobby.
I have not played a game in nearly a year, and with my opponents having all moved away or moved on, I have decided it is time to hang up my shoota and choppa. I just want to thank you all for your generosity, kindness, and downright fun you've given me over the years.
The models may be leaving, and the plastic may not hit the table for years to come for me, but deep inside beats the heart of an Ork!
One last time, I suppose.