40K Choose Your Own Adventure is an award-winning role-playing game set in the grim darkness of the far future. You take the role of Bob the inquisitorial stormtrooper. Being an inquisitorial stormtrooper is fun, the inquisitor says so! Many traitors, mutants, heretics and witches threaten the imperium of man, your job is to root them out. Routing out the enemies of the imperium will make you happy, the inquisitor told you so! Stormtroopers get shot out, stabbed, mangled, incinerated, poisoned, stapled, blown to bits and accidentally executed. This is so much fun that many stormtroopers go crazy! You work with many stormtroopers. They all carry lasguns. Aren't you glad you have a lasgun too? Won't this be fun?
It is 5:30am and your room klaxon erupts, shattering your fond dreams of life back on the deathworld. You are on the imperial cruiser Massive Retaliation and have been summoned to the inquisitorial briefing room. The last time someone was late for a briefing the inquisitor declared them a heretic and they were executed. What do you want to do?
1) Run to the briefing room
2) Run to the munitorium
3) Go back to sleep
4) Write in with alternative option