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What would happen if...
« on: May 31, 2010, 09:57:53 PM »
I have to thank my wife for this one.  It is in line with the "Corrupt a wish" but slightly different.  It starts with a question which is answered in the following post.  The person who answered  then brings up a scenerio starting with "What would happen if..."

Ok, so the reason I am thanking my wife for this is that she actually asked me this question while watching a movie.

What would happen if Bruce Bannon was in the middle of making love to a woman and he hulked out?
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Re: What would happen if...
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2010, 10:41:20 PM »
well she would have some massive tears to a certain area of her body
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Re: What would happen if...
« Reply #2 on: June 1, 2010, 10:23:17 AM »
Bruce Banner would be suffocated in bewbage.

What would happen if Chuck Norris ever got his ass kicked?
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Re: What would happen if...
« Reply #3 on: June 1, 2010, 11:25:55 AM »
What would happen if Chuck Norris ever got his ass kicked?

Come on?? Enough with the crazy talk.

Let's say such an impossible feat occurred, I would say the sun would cry in response.

What would happen if a terminator got someone pregnant? (They do produce bodily fluids.)


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Re: What would happen if...
« Reply #4 on: June 1, 2010, 12:38:36 PM »
then they would have a baby.. dun dun dun :)

what would happen if someone destroyed all biscuits in the world
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Re: What would happen if...
« Reply #5 on: June 1, 2010, 04:49:17 PM »
Scones would form the dominant Empire.

What would happen if the gov't banned Staffordshire Terriers in the US?
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Re: What would happen if...
« Reply #6 on: June 1, 2010, 05:01:02 PM »
There would be to many cats in the world

What would happen to books if everyone suddenly became dyslexic?
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Re: What would happen if...
« Reply #7 on: June 1, 2010, 06:03:36 PM »
I think it's clear they'd have a toga party in Norway.

What would happen if the Poke'mon battled the Triffids?

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Re: What would happen if...
« Reply #8 on: June 1, 2010, 06:20:17 PM »
The fire pokemon would kick triffid ass, the water pokemon would get their asses kicked and the leaf pokemon would be Triffid sympathisers. Triffids would win on victory points.

What would happen if it snowed all the time everywhere?
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Re: What would happen if...
« Reply #9 on: June 1, 2010, 06:20:57 PM »
well, we would be cold,

what would happen if i had better answers
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Re: What would happen if...
« Reply #10 on: June 1, 2010, 06:45:19 PM »
We would all be shocked
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Re: What would happen if...
« Reply #11 on: June 1, 2010, 08:03:11 PM »
Half your space marines would rebel against you in an epic battle, you'd manage to finally slay their leader but be left as a deaf-mute cripple in the process. But you would techncially rule the galaxy. Which is nice.

What would happen if you're in a vehicle travelling at the speed of light and you turn the headlights on?
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Re: What would happen if...
« Reply #12 on: June 1, 2010, 08:05:36 PM »
someone would make a bad pun about god saying let there be light, you would get out and attack them cos you hate ouns, and end up in a prisn cell with sanct on conjicul visit

what would happen if more people actually left reviews for my stories, and no i wouldnt cry, or kill myslef
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Re: What would happen if...
« Reply #13 on: June 1, 2010, 08:37:55 PM »
Nostalgia Critic would decide the time is ripe to insult you.

What would happen in the velociraptors, unquestioned masters of reality, returned?

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Re: What would happen if...
« Reply #14 on: June 1, 2010, 09:33:49 PM »
We would have to take out raptojesus, their leader, of submit to their superior will.

what would happen if 99.9% of all americans, but only americans, were wiped out by some horrible deisease?
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Re: What would happen if...
« Reply #15 on: June 1, 2010, 10:46:30 PM »
It still wouldn't stop the torture of two and half men reruns being shown on every T.V station so even in death the world would still hate America

What would happen if nomstuff could spell correcltyewdjkbhaeu k l fheabv.
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Re: What would happen if...
« Reply #16 on: June 2, 2010, 10:00:58 AM »
The Tavern Apocalypse would kick off

What would happen if Pedobear ceased to exist??
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Re: What would happen if...
« Reply #17 on: June 2, 2010, 10:26:08 AM »
Nothing, Pedo Bear is just an Anmie character.

What would happen if the missing link was found.
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Re: What would happen if...
« Reply #18 on: June 2, 2010, 11:25:31 AM »
Bigfoot hunters around the world could finally say "see I told you so!"

What would happen if a Beagle could suddenly speak English?
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Re: What would happen if...
« Reply #19 on: June 2, 2010, 12:30:25 PM »
We would get interesting descriptions of different smells thus improving our own lackluster smelling abilities.

What would happen if Batman fought Spiderman to the death?
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