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Offline Farseer Arendil

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #40 on: April 11, 2010, 08:08:51 PM »
Granted, however your travel agency is terrible and sends you to to Somalia

I wish there were more online games revolving around 40k other than dawn of war
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #41 on: April 11, 2010, 08:32:29 PM »
Wish granted, but they cost way too much to play.

I wish I was a higher level in CoD: WaW.

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #42 on: April 12, 2010, 02:52:54 PM »
granted, now you have such a high level only super awesome pammers and hackers play you, you get so pissed off you cut off your own head with a telephone.

I wish my coffee mug was bigger.
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #43 on: April 12, 2010, 04:28:37 PM »
Granted, now every time you drink coffee, you nearly die of a caffeine induced heart attack.

I wish I hadn't hit my funny bone earlier, it still hurts.

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #44 on: April 13, 2010, 12:42:04 PM »
Wish granted, however, you no longer have arms or legs.

I wish I would wake up from this and it all be a bad dream
Besides, the FW DCCW is too damn awesome not to put it on a ven dread... Holy Moly! You know something? that's not even a proper DA ven dread; its a generic ven dread with a RW icon plastered on one side after half the icon's wing has been cut away, pathetic! :P

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #45 on: April 13, 2010, 02:59:59 PM »
 granted, but you wake up tied and gagged in sanct's van (sorry i had too)

i wish i hadnt said that
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #46 on: April 13, 2010, 03:18:12 PM »
granted but you now have no mouth

i wish for an end to world hunger

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #47 on: April 13, 2010, 03:58:42 PM »
The world is no longer hungry because all of the starving people were killed, no longer hungry problem solved. All money given to overseas aid is spent stock piling food to prevent world hunger ever recurring. As a result of your actions millions are dead.


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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #48 on: April 13, 2010, 04:06:33 PM »
granted but it gets too much and the world floods. you then discover noone can swim.

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #49 on: April 13, 2010, 04:37:14 PM »
granted, however you appear in the middle of a cement block and are killed

I wish Sanct had never existed
Besides, the FW DCCW is too damn awesome not to put it on a ven dread... Holy Moly! You know something? that's not even a proper DA ven dread; its a generic ven dread with a RW icon plastered on one side after half the icon's wing has been cut away, pathetic! :P

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #50 on: April 14, 2010, 04:47:59 AM »
Granted, the tavern ceased to exist within it's first few years of conception.


I wish sact fought pedo bear
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #51 on: April 14, 2010, 10:01:03 AM »
Granted, however it was a giggling pillow fight over who gets to take your virginity

I wish for 10,000pts of every army
Besides, the FW DCCW is too damn awesome not to put it on a ven dread... Holy Moly! You know something? that's not even a proper DA ven dread; its a generic ven dread with a RW icon plastered on one side after half the icon's wing has been cut away, pathetic! :P

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #52 on: April 14, 2010, 11:08:14 AM »
Granted you are now poor and forever unable to paint your armies, no-one will play you and they look terrible.


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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #53 on: April 14, 2010, 06:20:32 PM »
Granted, however your bodyguard is more into the buffet than guarding you and you are gunned down by angry Triads mistaking you for Jon McClane.

I wish I had a real Eldar Jetbike
Besides, the FW DCCW is too damn awesome not to put it on a ven dread... Holy Moly! You know something? that's not even a proper DA ven dread; its a generic ven dread with a RW icon plastered on one side after half the icon's wing has been cut away, pathetic! :P

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #54 on: April 14, 2010, 09:00:52 PM »
 granted, but, having no knowlege of how it works you crash going mach 13 into the orphan hospital in ethiopia.

I wish i had my two front teeth
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #55 on: April 14, 2010, 11:41:19 PM »
Granted...except they were shoved in there along with my mea stick...oops popped them out again.

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #56 on: April 15, 2010, 04:07:23 AM »
Granted, everyone makes every post about you, Loraziel gets pissed off and makes the Tavern gods mods outlaw your name and all variations, including your new name "rumpbizket" or "Rumpy"


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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #57 on: April 15, 2010, 11:45:39 AM »
Granted, however you tie it around your neck, and get it caught on something, strangling yourself to death

I wish Sanct had never existed
Besides, the FW DCCW is too damn awesome not to put it on a ven dread... Holy Moly! You know something? that's not even a proper DA ven dread; its a generic ven dread with a RW icon plastered on one side after half the icon's wing has been cut away, pathetic! :P

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #58 on: April 15, 2010, 04:29:45 PM »
Granted.  The downside is that since he never existed, you never lost your virginity.  Loser

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #59 on: April 15, 2010, 05:43:41 PM »
granted. this is because you are alergic to alcahol.

i wish i was jesus

 


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