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Offline The Master of Eternity

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Nurgle's Wheel of Pestilence!
« on: June 9, 2009, 07:12:49 PM »
Easy give the above poster some horrible disease associated with some event!


For example, Joe bob got electro gonorrhea (the noisy killer) from that toaster at the party last night!
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Re: Nurgle's Wheel of Pestilence!
« Reply #1 on: June 9, 2009, 08:09:43 PM »
The Master got salmonella from last week's barbecue! Yay for pink chicken, and double Yay for being a vegetarian so I don't have to worry about pink chicken.
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Why do I even have this thing...

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Re: Nurgle's Wheel of Pestilence!
« Reply #2 on: June 9, 2009, 09:07:46 PM »
Acute intermitent porphoraeia. Enjoy the purple urine and bowel pain.

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Re: Nurgle's Wheel of Pestilence!
« Reply #3 on: June 9, 2009, 09:13:46 PM »
You got SWINE FLU! after someone sneezed at the Super Bowl
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Re: Nurgle's Wheel of Pestilence!
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2009, 05:37:27 PM »
You somehow managed to pick up the bubonic plague :P

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« Last Edit: June 11, 2009, 05:38:31 PM by Thalandir; One Scalpel Short of a Medpack »


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Will I stand in your presence, or to my knees will I fall?
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Re: Nurgle's Wheel of Pestilence!
« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2009, 05:58:15 PM »
An unfortunate streptococcus infection in an unatended wound (lets say from fumbling with the kitchen knife) give you necrosis in the lower half of your body.
Enjoy watching your legs rotting off.  :-X
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Re: Nurgle's Wheel of Pestilence!
« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2009, 06:25:05 PM »
My presence cause your skin to fall off...
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Re: Nurgle's Wheel of Pestilence!
« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2009, 06:28:08 PM »
I'm quite happily sitting behind you with some coltezene (sp?) - a lovely gout medication I'm sure you'll enjoy.

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Re: Nurgle's Wheel of Pestilence!
« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2009, 07:33:30 AM »
You catch Pneumonoultramicros copicsilicovolcanoc oniosis! Suck on black lung from fine coal dust!
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Re: Nurgle's Wheel of Pestilence!
« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2009, 09:09:20 AM »
Have a Nice Strep throat from that infected burger.

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Re: Nurgle's Wheel of Pestilence!
« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2009, 11:57:36 AM »
And you catch an awful and superbly mortal lockjaw case on rusted nail clippers.

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Re: Nurgle's Wheel of Pestilence!
« Reply #11 on: June 13, 2009, 04:06:50 PM »
You come down with a bad case of severed head.

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Re: Nurgle's Wheel of Pestilence!
« Reply #12 on: June 13, 2009, 06:08:49 PM »
Look at that! You've got mononucleois.

From Jester  :P

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Surrounded by your glory, what will my heart feel? Will I dance for you Jesus, or in awe of you be still?
Will I stand in your presence, or to my knees will I fall?
Will I sing, 'Hallelujah'? Will I be able to speak at all?
I can only imagine...

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Re: Nurgle's Wheel of Pestilence!
« Reply #13 on: June 13, 2009, 07:24:17 PM »
You get the herp from a $6 prostitute.
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Re: Nurgle's Wheel of Pestilence!
« Reply #14 on: June 13, 2009, 07:31:47 PM »
The AIDs catches you, from those 6 $1 prostitutes.

They blow your mind! Amongst other things...

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Re: Nurgle's Wheel of Pestilence!
« Reply #15 on: June 13, 2009, 07:33:43 PM »
You get a severe case of ruptured colon because I'm used to screaming being a good thing.
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Re: Nurgle's Wheel of Pestilence!
« Reply #16 on: June 13, 2009, 08:08:33 PM »
For once, it actually was Lupus.

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Re: Nurgle's Wheel of Pestilence!
« Reply #17 on: June 14, 2009, 10:16:41 AM »
You get covered, head to toes in infectious and suppurating warts. The balls and tongue are the worst.

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Re: Nurgle's Wheel of Pestilence!
« Reply #18 on: June 14, 2009, 10:28:30 AM »
You get cornered by Heretic ants. 1 bite means you spend a month at the infirmary, 2 bites means you're might get a day to yourself and 3 bites means you should say hello to the Emperor.
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Re: Nurgle's Wheel of Pestilence!
« Reply #19 on: June 14, 2009, 11:05:32 AM »
That duck give you oral herpes. :P

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