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Re: Good/Bad/Funny/randomthing to happen in 40k!
« Reply #2380 on: November 4, 2016, 07:09:41 AM »
Hell yeah GML. That is absolutely epic. Dreadknights are no joke. Loved your deathstar too BTW. That sounds like a lot of fun. Honor and glory to the 1st Legion!
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Re: Good/Bad/Funny/randomthing to happen in 40k!
« Reply #2381 on: November 4, 2016, 07:33:51 AM »
One thing I forgot is that it took Belial two rounds of combat to finish off the Dreadknight thanks to some epic rolling on both our parts.  Once he was done there he charged the last two Terminators in my opponent's army and killed them while dying at the same time to his final Daemonhammer.

With how much of a bad ass he was that game, and his death at the very end, we compared it to playing a FPS game when you say "This is going to be my last round" and then go on a complete rampage.

It was very much the Belial show last night!
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Re: Good/Bad/Funny/randomthing to happen in 40k!
« Reply #2382 on: May 25, 2017, 12:20:54 AM »
You ever roll a hand full of dice and have 1 stand on its tip? Try 4 with a roll of 36 dice. Wish I'd have taken a pic.

As for a game, my friend brought necrons and I had 3 knights and skits. He fired 2 20 man strong warrior units and a 10 man immortal unit at one knight. Immortals and 1 warrior unit were at half range. 80 shots total, hit 64 and didn't roll a single 6. He thru his dice across the room. Game over at that point, I don't like childish things like that. It's just how the dice roll I told him as I put my army up. He never did that again during a game.
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Re: Good/Bad/Funny/randomthing to happen in 40k!
« Reply #2383 on: June 26, 2017, 07:56:29 PM »
Had my first game of 8th yesterday.  Two funny things happened; the last surviving plague marine fired his plasma gun for the first time in the game and on overcharge.  And promptly blew himself up.  And the Plague Lord guy teleported into my lines on turn one, but then promptly spent the rest of the game hopelessly chasing my units...only to be K.Oed by my Captain in the last turn via power gauntlet to the face. 

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Re: Good/Bad/Funny/randomthing to happen in 40k!
« Reply #2384 on: February 7, 2019, 09:47:07 PM »
This is too funny to not share.

Playing my Dark Angels vs Orks.

  • Devastators fire Plasma Cannons at a full health Bonebreaka using Weapons of the Dark Age and bring it down to one wound.
  • Talonmaster fires at Wartrike and kills it
  • Wartrike explodes.  Only unit within range of its explosion is the Bonebreaka.
  • Bonebreaka dies and explodes
  • Bonebreaka's explosion tags the Talonmaster that killed the Wartrike and rolls 6 for wounds.
  • Talonmaster dies and explodes, dealing one mortal wound to Sammael on Sableclaw, leaving him with 5.
  • Bonebreaka's explosion also tags Sammael and rolls a 5 for wounds done.
  • Sammael does not explode, ending the epic chain reaction!
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Re: Good/Bad/Funny/randomthing to happen in 40k!
« Reply #2385 on: February 7, 2019, 10:11:13 PM »
This is too funny to not share.

Playing my Dark Angels vs Orks.

  • Devastators fire Plasma Cannons at a full health Bonebreaka using Weapons of the Dark Age and bring it down to one wound.
  • Talonmaster fires at Wartrike and kills it
  • Wartrike explodes.  Only unit within range of its explosion is the Bonebreaka.
  • Bonebreaka dies and explodes
  • Bonebreaka's explosion tags the Talonmaster that killed the Wartrike and rolls 6 for wounds.
  • Talonmaster dies and explodes, dealing one mortal wound to Sammael on Sableclaw, leaving him with 5.
  • Bonebreaka's explosion also tags Sammael and rolls a 5 for wounds done.
  • Sammael does not explode, ending the epic chain reaction!

Wooow, that's hilarious and amazing! At least Sammael and the Talonmaster went out in true grimdark fashion!
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Re: Good/Bad/Funny/randomthing to happen in 40k!
« Reply #2386 on: February 7, 2019, 11:10:06 PM »
That's awesome and a good way for some Orks to go out! It's a rare treat to see chain explosions like that
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Re: Good/Bad/Funny/randomthing to happen in 40k!
« Reply #2387 on: February 7, 2019, 11:23:14 PM »
Oh you should have got video of that so we could watch it every Christmas. That's just a gas. Also a good safety lesson, never put all those sticks of dynamite so close together,  ;) haha. Thanks for that, good way to end the night.
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Re: Good/Bad/Funny/randomthing to happen in 40k!
« Reply #2388 on: February 8, 2019, 05:58:26 AM »
That wasn't the only massive explosion in the game either.

He took the Battle Fortress from Chapter Approved (talked to the store owner and worked out a ridiculous point cost for it), and when it died it exploded 11 inches. Killed his Warphead, 5 bolter scouts, and 3 Black Knights.
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Re: Good/Bad/Funny/randomthing to happen in 40k!
« Reply #2389 on: February 8, 2019, 05:00:12 PM »
This is similar to when my Ork warbikes back in second edition went out of control which was always a recipe for mayhem on the old vehicle damage tables.  One of these warbikes managed to between two squads of Space Marines, hit a wall, flip over, and explode, all without killing any Marines, but blowing up another bike in the vicinity.
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