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Offline jawmonkey

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40K ultimate rap showdown!
« on: November 11, 2011, 10:32:31 PM »
40K ultimate rap showdown!

Welcome to a new game, thatís soon to gain fame
it ainít the same, as the otherís so lame.
So you donít look like fools,
Iím going to break down the rules
And give you the tools
Instead of drowning in fail pools
So respond with good rhymes
Be thinking at all times
How youíre going to brings
Ultimate Warhammer rappings!
Yeah, 6-8 lines or so, about Warhammer/general nerdliness/etc, no cursing (because itís the sign of a limited vocabulary)
Throwing feces in the eye of insolence.

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Offline Arquarian

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Re: 40K ultimate rap showdown!
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2011, 09:12:37 AM »
This rap is fantastisch
it'll blow you up like Plastique
But I' ain't dropping melta bombs
or AP3's like Thousand Sons 
I leave all that for my man Kharn

I'm more refined like a sword,
foil, rapier or broard
I'll cut in in as twlight dawns
For the Scorpion is Born!


Offline Cortez

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Re: 40K ultimate rap showdown!
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2011, 08:45:42 PM »
Necrons ain't got nothin' on me,
Imperial Guard can go drink tea,
Who needs all that flashlight power
When all you need is a Nurgle Plague Tower.

Space marines are such fanboys,
Chaos are just chewy flesh toys,
and before the Emperor was on his Throne
The Horus Heresy was getting pwned.
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first thing you dont need to mob opponents as marines. YOU ARE SPACE MARINES DAMNIT MOBBING IS FOR OKRS!!!
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