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Re: Last words on your tomb stone MK 2
« Reply #20 on: February 12, 2007, 06:28:09 AM »
I'm a mountainbiker.
I already discussed this and my famous last words are, according to my girlfriend, not allowed to go on my tombtree.

They'd be something along the lines of: "Damn! That's steep. Wait, I'll have a closer look."

Either that or: "What hurricane? This is just a perfect occasion to take great photographs"

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Re: Last words on your tomb stone MK 2
« Reply #21 on: February 13, 2007, 04:25:56 AM »
"Sticks and stones may break my bones..."



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Re: Last words on your tomb stone MK 2
« Reply #22 on: February 17, 2007, 04:23:33 PM »
Already been done, but makes me chuckle:

"I told you I was ill"

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Re: Last words on your tomb stone MK 2
« Reply #23 on: February 17, 2007, 05:35:25 PM »
"i'll teach that bear for lookin at me funny"
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Re: Last words on your tomb stone MK 2
« Reply #24 on: February 18, 2007, 03:12:39 AM »
*Knock Knock*
"Who is there?"
"The Reaper."
"The Reaper who?"
"The Grim Reaper!"

"Didnt find that funny?
Neither did I."





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Re: Last words on your tomb stone MK 2
« Reply #25 on: February 20, 2007, 01:05:29 AM »
"I am invincible!"

"I always said I'd live forever or die trying."

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Re: Last words on your tomb stone MK 2
« Reply #26 on: February 22, 2007, 06:46:06 AM »
"I have fulfilled myself everymans secret dream: Riding on dropping nuke from 10000 feet, with a cowboy hat and screaming YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAW."


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Re: Last words on your tomb stone MK 2
« Reply #27 on: March 1, 2007, 03:48:33 PM »
Not dead. Just sleeping. Buried anyway. Pity.

Could someone please cast Invocation of Nehek?
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Re: Last words on your tomb stone MK 2
« Reply #28 on: March 1, 2007, 11:21:30 PM »
"OMG HAX!"

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Re: Last words on your tomb stone MK 2
« Reply #29 on: March 2, 2007, 02:23:35 AM »
"You cant really argue with a gun levelled at your head, but hey, one can always try"


"I did my "feel no pain" throw, but died anyway. WTF?!"


"GW is lying to you. Frag grenades do hurt."


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Re: Last words on your tomb stone MK 2
« Reply #30 on: March 2, 2007, 01:24:15 PM »
I died in 1985. That's what I call a LAG!!!

I once really saw this one on a gravestone:

I have lived.
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Re: Last words on your tomb stone MK 2
« Reply #31 on: March 3, 2007, 06:29:27 PM »
"Guns dont kill people... the bullets do!"


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Re: Last words on your tomb stone MK 2
« Reply #32 on: March 5, 2007, 06:11:16 AM »
I'm not intoxicated, I can still drive

Hey theres firewroks coming out of the plane engine- what a show
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Re: Last words on your tomb stone MK 2
« Reply #33 on: March 5, 2007, 02:01:26 PM »
"i heard if you punch a shark, it will let you go. i wonder if that would work...
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Re: Last words on your tomb stone MK 2
« Reply #34 on: March 7, 2007, 04:43:49 AM »
"How do you call someone beaten into a wheelchair by Chuck Norris?"
"Lucky!"


"I am fine."
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Re: Last words on your tomb stone MK 2
« Reply #35 on: March 10, 2007, 08:26:04 AM »
Wanna trade?
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Re: Last words on your tomb stone MK 2
« Reply #36 on: March 11, 2007, 05:16:36 AM »
"has anyone seen the pin to this grenade?'
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Re: Last words on your tomb stone MK 2
« Reply #37 on: March 11, 2007, 07:55:53 AM »
Damn, gravity does exist
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Re: Last words on your tomb stone MK 2
« Reply #38 on: March 11, 2007, 12:04:18 PM »
"hey, Bin-Laden, if you go to the hospital you can get them to bandage your head better."
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Re: Last words on your tomb stone MK 2
« Reply #39 on: March 13, 2007, 08:09:31 AM »
"Never pay a bodybuilder a compliment about his boobs."




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