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Title: Would you rather
Post by: fireborn14 on December 7, 2010, 04:36:57 PM
The idea behind this is that each person answers a would you rather of the person above, and then creates their own one for the next person.
would you rather face a tank heavy imperial guard force or a monstrous creature heavy tyranid force
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Killersquid on December 7, 2010, 05:46:24 PM
Tank force. Necrons don't mind fighting tanks.

Would you rather cry glue, or sweat cheese?
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Scyrex Deledras on December 7, 2010, 06:07:10 PM
Glue. At least it would be less smelly.

Would you rather assassinate Hitler, or Stalin?
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: moc065 on December 7, 2010, 06:22:16 PM
Neither as they have both expired already so the point is mute.

Would you rather roll green dice or red ?

Cheers
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: CD on December 7, 2010, 06:41:01 PM
Red.


Eat an apple or drink apple juice?
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: POD DROPPA-Drop Pods are down but not out!! on December 7, 2010, 07:28:05 PM
Eat an apple its healthier.

Forced to be a vegan

or

Forced to be starved hungry.
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Tyranid_Wannabe on December 7, 2010, 07:47:10 PM
Vegan - I can eat as much as I want

Would you rather have 2 noses or 3 ears
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Scorn on December 7, 2010, 11:11:08 PM
2 noses, symmetry is important,

Paper cut on a finger or stub your toe on a bookshelf?
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: wper34 on December 8, 2010, 01:55:33 AM
Paper cut - Because at least, I can lick my own blood from the finger.

Would you rather have Ice Tea or Hot Coffee?
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Tyranid_Wannabe on December 8, 2010, 03:06:52 AM
Ice tea - I'm not a coffee person

Would you rather have the ability to fly or the ability to stop everyone else/thing/object from flying
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Blazinghand on December 8, 2010, 08:57:51 AM
Flying sounds cool. I'd take that power.

Would you rather have a job that made you rich and gave you free time but was boring and somewhat annoying, or a job that didn't make you rich and didn't give you much free time, but was enjoyable and fulfilling?
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: spiderbite on December 8, 2010, 09:18:18 AM
Rich and free time. I work a job that's fulfilling and could use a change of pace.

Would you rather walk over hot coals or sleep on a bed of nails?
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Scyrex Deledras on December 8, 2010, 09:20:00 AM
Coals, because at least then I can get across to the other side so the hurting can stop.

Cake or death?
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Killersquid on December 8, 2010, 09:38:19 AM
Cake.


Would you rather have Sponges for feet, or glass for hands?
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Tyranid_Wannabe on December 8, 2010, 10:51:42 AM
Sponges for feet - I never have to mop again

Would you rather be addicted to pineapple or carrots?
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: spiderbite on December 8, 2010, 11:57:53 AM
I'll take pineapple - it's sweeter!

Would you rather have a mild winter with LOTS of snow or a cold winter with hardly any snow?
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Lonewolf on December 8, 2010, 12:15:55 PM
Cold winter of course, since i have have to clear the snow away.

Which do you prefer, cats or dogs?
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: SwampyTurtle on December 8, 2010, 01:40:25 PM
cat, because they are awesome


Go play 40k for 72 hours or  Have the best day of your life for 24 hours
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: moc065 on December 8, 2010, 03:00:33 PM
My chum beside me says 1 best day of his life.

He wants to know if you want the bet "lay" of your life or a "trustworthy" spouse.

Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Alienscar on December 10, 2010, 06:18:28 AM
If you choose the right spouse there would be no need to make that choice.

Would you rather post in this "would you rather" thread or the other one just below?
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: fireborn14 on December 10, 2010, 04:00:31 PM
yeh this was supposed to be 40k related but just do whatever as this seems to work well
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Juroda on December 12, 2010, 08:12:32 AM
You didnt anwser the question.
To darkreaperexarch13 (2 questions, pick one):
1.Would you rather smash up your Eldar or Salamanders?
OR
Would you rather be called Donagh or Dennis? LOL :D
To the rest of the forum:
Would you rather pick Dark Angels or Salamanders (fluff wise)?
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: POD DROPPA-Drop Pods are down but not out!! on December 12, 2010, 01:45:51 PM
Salamanders there cool and the Dark angels are just traitorous emo cry babies.

Would you be a Space Wolf or a Black Templar.
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Foxfire on December 12, 2010, 03:44:17 PM
It's in their fluff: as I recall, part of their chapter was corrupted in the fall and so they've never forgotten the shame of their brothers' lack of faith.

And I'd be a Space Wolf.  Are you kidding?  Who wouldn't be a space viking.

Would you like me to eat salt or sugar for stopping this thread in its tracks?

Edit-> Whoops.  Sorry about the stoppage, got distracted mid-post, forgot the second part.
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Juroda on December 12, 2010, 05:16:47 PM
Salt.
Would you rather win a Throne of Skulls or a Slayer Sword?
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on December 12, 2010, 07:03:01 PM
Both, he Skull is for those that like Girth and the sword for penetration.

Would you rather have said items enter you through the front door or the back door?
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: POD DROPPA-Drop Pods are down but not out!! on December 12, 2010, 07:16:57 PM
Front door the sword will kil me.

Would you rather be infected by the T-Virus

or

Would you rather be infected by sanctinium.
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on December 12, 2010, 11:41:38 PM
T-Virus, to spice up my contribution to society.

Would you rather Edward or Jacob, aka necrophilia or bestiality?
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Foxfire on December 13, 2010, 10:00:31 AM
Honestly, I'd rather stop reading Twilight.

Would you rather own a powerfist or a pair of lightning claws? 
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Lonewolf on December 13, 2010, 10:51:09 AM
Lightning claws, easier to open a can with.

Would you rather drive a viper or ride a jetbike?
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: moc065 on December 13, 2010, 12:25:46 PM
Jetbike as I would probably get a better Ballistic Skill.

Would you rather shoot your enemy from a distance (like a coward) or look into his eyes as you delivered the killing blow in Close Combat ?
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Foxfire on December 13, 2010, 12:55:08 PM
Shoot him from a distance like a coward, obviously.  I'm looking at strength and toughness 3 at best, so I'm in serious danger if I tangle with my enemies in CC...but at range?  Who's to say I'm not wielding a strength 9 gun?

Would you rather be a Guardsman moving forward in the armored shell of a Chimera, or a Guardsman hanging back behind the front lines with his heavy weapons team and his trusty autocannon?
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: POD DROPPA-Drop Pods are down but not out!! on December 13, 2010, 04:52:36 PM
Gaurdsmen with heavy weapon. Me like big boom.



Would you rather use the powers of the wArp

or would you rather use the powers of the wOrp
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on December 13, 2010, 07:35:21 PM
Warp, cause that's what I'm most comfortable with shoving into newbies of the Tavern games...raw Warp juices.

Would you rather post here or in the other one...
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Foxfire on December 13, 2010, 08:54:21 PM
Yes.  Or, if I must choose, the other one simply due to seniority.

If one-thousand U.S. dollars were on the line, would you rather attempt to survive a gauntlet of seasoned Space Marine players utilizing all of the different chapters, or a gauntlet of experienced players using all the other races in the game?  This is, I suppose, a question of where you think the most powerful lists lie in the game these days.
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Killersquid on December 13, 2010, 10:50:45 PM
Ignorance is what I would perfer in that situation. So why not stumble.


Would you rather fight a Grizzly Bear with sharks for arms, or one hundred grade one children?
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Juroda on December 14, 2010, 05:53:19 AM
Grizzly Bear, the other option is too horrible to even consider.

Would you rather watch endless replays of twilight movies or stick your head in acid for 24 hours (you'll survive but will be hideously scarred for life, on both of the options)?
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Lonewolf on December 14, 2010, 09:45:38 AM
The acid option, better to carry the wounds on your body than your soul. Also you never know what surgery might archive in the near future.

Would you rather paint a low model count army to high standards or a high model count army to barely tabletop worthy?
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: The GrimSqueaker on December 14, 2010, 12:00:30 PM
Rape post deleted. Especially considering the person needed an @ to spell rape in the first place. Don't be idiots. Okay?
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Foxfire on December 14, 2010, 04:37:06 PM
I'd rather not be an idiot.

Would you rather have the permission and power to invent a new army, codex and unit designs and all, or to destroy an existing one?
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on December 14, 2010, 10:13:40 PM
I rather make a new one, it would be called Slurgle and would have sexually transmitted diseases as the small arms and my body odor dealer as fast attack, and the signature Disco stick applied to pipehole as heavy support.

Would you rather play against me with lash where I insist on you to touch my models or would you rather me play with lash and touch you with said whip in naughty places?
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Alienscar on December 16, 2010, 10:42:53 AM
Didn't your mother ever tell you? "Those that ask do not get"

Would you rather that Games Workshop started selling assembled and painted models or that they just sold everyting 20% cheaper.
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Lonewolf on December 16, 2010, 10:54:42 AM
Assembeld and painted of course. I might even buy from GW again.

Would you rather have a chainsword or a PS3 for christmas?
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Juroda on December 16, 2010, 04:29:30 PM
Chainsword, as it's AMAZING, and I already have a PS3.

XBox 360 or a pet ripper that obeys your every command?
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Foxfire on December 16, 2010, 06:09:07 PM
Ripper in a heartbeat.  I can go buy an XBox, I won't get another chance to get the coolest pet in the world.

Would you rather own a full suit of Terminator armor, or your own Crisis suit?
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Lonewolf on December 17, 2010, 01:20:03 AM
Crisis Suit. Because if someone trips you while in terminator armour its over.

Would you rather read a good book or watch a good movie?
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Juroda on December 17, 2010, 01:53:17 PM
Good book; your imagination has no bounds, movies do...

Would you rather have a jump pack or a terminator teleporter...
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Alienscar on December 18, 2010, 08:56:12 AM
Jump pack, seen to many Star Trek episodes were teleporting goes horribly wrong,

Would you rather drive a Baneblade or a Stompa?
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Foxfire on December 18, 2010, 11:06:33 AM
Stompa.  Baneblades are awesome, but there's just something about a giant walking death machine that appeals to me.

Would you rather spend a day touring a Tau Sept world, or an Eldar Craftworld?
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Lonewolf on December 18, 2010, 12:31:03 PM
Craftworld of course. Hotter chicks!

Would you rather live a simple life on a sparsely populated tropical island or the opposite in a major Capital city of your choice?

Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Juroda on December 18, 2010, 06:04:45 PM
Tropical... I love tropical!

Would you rather, if you already had both, get high on a bag of glue or real, illegal drugs?
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Alienscar on December 21, 2010, 10:12:54 AM
life itself is a natural high, why swap for something false.

Would you rather be able to best a Wyche in a fist fight or live your life as a Dreadnought?
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Foxfire on December 21, 2010, 11:31:34 AM
The former.  Living as a dreadnought, whether its Space Marine, Chaos Space Marine, or Ork, always sounds like a waking nightmare.

Would you rather have a tricked-out Ork trukk or a Space Marine Land-speeder in your garage?
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Lonewolf on December 21, 2010, 11:59:05 AM
Speeder. Less likely to break down. Also great to avoid heavy traffic.

Would you rather fire a shurican catapult or a pulse rifle?
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Foalchu on December 21, 2010, 12:27:24 PM
shuriken cat.  Its made for people with my number of fingers lol.

Would you rather be onboard a lunar cruiser fighting the planetkiller or be a guard sergeant with a commissar breathing down your neck?
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Nomsheep, the Modhunter. on December 23, 2010, 09:21:40 PM
sarge w/ commisar i'd shoot him and declare my love for slurgle.

would you rather i linkied or i didn't

http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=172512.0 (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=172512.0)
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Alienscar on December 25, 2010, 01:59:34 PM
Would you rather post in this "would you rather" thread or the other one just below?

yeh this was supposed to be 40k related but just do whatever as this seems to work well

Didn't.

Would you rather that Games Workshop had a January sale or released regular FAQ.
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: The GrimSqueaker on December 29, 2010, 11:55:33 AM
There are PMs for off-topic messages and a sand pit outside for one to have a tantrum within. Not in here.
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Foxfire on December 30, 2010, 02:33:17 PM
I'd rather they released regular FAQ.  Can't get enough of those frequently asked questions.

Supposing GW was deadset on making a change in Imperium weapon rules, would you rather the Powerfist got nerfed and the Bolter got enhanced, or the Bolter got nerfed and the Powerfist got enhanced?
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Lonewolf on December 30, 2010, 03:06:06 PM
Not playing marines, but id prefer the holy bolter to receive an upgrade. You have a handfull of Powerfists in an army, but a bucketload of bolters:

Would you rather see a return of the squads or the Zoans?
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Juroda on December 31, 2010, 08:35:24 AM
Zoans.
Would you rather have to undergo the training to become a Space Marine or try and survive an the path to become an Eldar Aspect Warrior?
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Lonewolf on December 31, 2010, 09:02:36 AM
Eldar Aspect Warrior, far greater chances of getting laid.

Would you rather have a scarab or an absorber as pet?
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Alienscar on January 1, 2011, 12:47:28 PM
Scarab, but only because I have no idea what an absorber is.

Would you rather own a Warp Beast or a Squig?
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Juroda on January 2, 2011, 10:54:06 AM
Warp beast, squigs don't appeal to me.

Would you rather light yourself on fire and run through a crystal meth lab or be locked in a tiny room with Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga?
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: fireborn14 on January 14, 2011, 04:27:33 PM
the second one, i'd beat them both to death

would you rather have a jetbike or a warbike?
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Greeword on January 14, 2011, 08:46:09 PM
Warbike; I mean, look at that thing!

Would you rather watch Barney for 24 hours or face a Carnifax as a lone Space Marine?
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on January 14, 2011, 09:17:24 PM
The later...I'd screw the Fex and Kill the women...wait... I'm a Space Wolf-chan right?

Would you rather have my disco stick in the back door or down the throat?
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Alienscar on January 15, 2011, 04:12:34 PM
Disco is sooo 70's. Time you had a new stick.

Would you rather watch the new Space Marine movie or read a Dan Abnett novel.
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: POD DROPPA-Drop Pods are down but not out!! on January 15, 2011, 09:16:25 PM
Dan Abnetts books are practicly like a freakin movie.

The thor movie or the aavengers movie

which one would you watch.
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on January 16, 2011, 01:53:11 PM
Avengers, only because the Thor Trailer is a turn off.

Would you rather Necrophilia or Bestiality, aka Edward vs. Jacob, aka Blood Angels vs. Space Wolves.
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Alienscar on January 17, 2011, 03:45:33 PM
Yes I would rather.

Would you rather that WYSIWYG wasn't required any longer in 40k games or that the rule got even more difficult. That is, how can you say you have smoke launchers when you haven't modelled any smoke kinda thing.
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: Juroda on January 17, 2011, 06:22:29 PM
Wasn't required.
Would you rather wound on:
A. 3+
or
B. 4+ (with re-rolls)
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: POD DROPPA-Drop Pods are down but not out!! on January 24, 2011, 08:46:23 PM
4+rerolls

A fiery explosion

or

A loud concusive explosion.
Title: Re: Would you rather
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on January 24, 2011, 10:23:33 PM
We already have one of these threads, dudes.
http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=172512.2020 (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=172512.2020)