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Title: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: burgers4me on February 25, 2010, 05:50:18 AM
Boys and Starky.

This Tavern has gone far too long without a game.

A game of stupendous giggles, of stupidity, of laughter, of bizarre characters and even more bizarre situations.

I have played many a RPG in my day, and I take it on myself to create a Tavern Game!

SO 4 things people:

1: Who wants to play?
2: Anyone got great ideas to add?
3: I will be updating every weekend (or whenever the F*** I feel like. Who knows... But probably weekly at least)
4: Help me, the Tavern is scary...


Current Players:
Hrothgar the Thirsty, played by Yarrick
Kallisti, Herald of Slaanesh, played by Jester
Daemon Lord Cain, played by incromprehensible German name
Sgt McTaffy, played by Land Rover Tangi
Warboss Skullkrakka Da' Terra' uv Dionysus of the very long Tau name, played byVanity Killer
Tac the Fierce, played by Spotted Zebra
Sanctjud of Slurgle, played by Sanctjud
Loken, played by Remembrancer
Fred the Kitten Keeper, played by Matt
Shas'el Pwn'da'nub, played by Only Slightly Crazy
Specimen 8947, played by Hive Fleet Dread C'thulu
Farseer Othera, played by Guardmen's Bane


And the adorable ripper guide.

Burgers!

(Note: It will probably be only about 5-10 people. Hurry up...)
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Rems on February 25, 2010, 05:58:47 AM
I shall join you in this epic quest o' burgery one, my fealty is yours.

What are we playing though?
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: burgers4me on February 25, 2010, 06:08:52 AM
You will be a motley group of adventurers from all walks of the universe, somehow able to understand each other.
You need to form an allegiance for the sake of cookies!
You will perform task at the whim of the Emperor (me)!
You will be rated in cookies for perfoming the tasks set.

There will be fun!

And cookies.

Burgers!

(And yes I know I am being vague. It isn't really that specific as yet. I am waiting for people, and their characters. This is the Tavern, and amphetamine parrot will hit the roof...)
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Rems on February 25, 2010, 06:12:24 AM
I shall begin to craft a character post haste! (is this a serious or comedic venture?)
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Farseer Arendil on February 25, 2010, 09:57:32 AM
Yes, are we going serious or comedic?  Oh and I am in, just for giggles.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on February 25, 2010, 11:23:03 AM
The Tavern has gone too long without the Ravine Lord, so Daemon Lord Cain of the Fifth Wind Legion pledges  his support to this game.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: burgers4me on February 25, 2010, 05:24:57 PM
Firstly, thank you for all your support!

This game will be based on several criteria, but it will be somewhat realisitic. I won't tell you what they are yet :D
So make your characters from any codex, from Guard to Tryanids, from Calgar to rippers.

Remember, God Modding will only be applicable in some situations... (All others will cause cookie confiscation!)

So here is a general character frame:

Codex: Which codex you are using (if your human, just use Guard)
Name: Your name, and/or title.
Weapons: As it says. Remember, do not go OTT too much.
Abilities: Are you a strong man? A suicidal ripper? Are you Starky?
Super duper awesome ability: One ability, applicable in certain situation when told (Power affects this...).
Bit of Background: Not why you are here, but who you are.

So here are too examples:
Codex: Tyranid
Name: Ripper 37-A
Weapons: Ferocious Jaws and acid spit.
Abilities: Can talk and is fast, small and very cute.
Super duper awesome ability: The amazingly cute face of cuteness!
Bit of Background: Ripper 37-A was a failed prototype from Hive Fleet Behemoth. Being much too cute for normal battles, the single prototype was shot across space to hit some planet somewhere. Ripper 37-A soon hit Hive Quaranticus. It felt the call of the cookie Emperor, ready to lead his new allies. So it waited in the sewer...

And yes, you have a cute ripper for your guide! It is the tavern.

So remember, this game will be somewhat realistic. So if you are super duper, enemies will be scaled. Team work will be applicable.

Burgers!
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Farseer Arendil on February 25, 2010, 06:20:11 PM
Codex: Orks
Name: Warboss Skullkrakka Da' Terra' uv Dionysus
Weapons: Power Klaw, Shoota.
Abilities: Master of hand to hand combat, and seeker of the cookies fer Da WAAAGH!
Super duper awesome ability: Can call da Waaagh for everyone to be invulnerable for one post (Tell me if this is too overboard burgers)
Bit of Background: Warboss Skullkrakka came to Hive Quaranticus looking for cookies to make his boyz bigger and stronger than the rest of the "runty gitz."  He constantly looks for more cookies and can think of nothing else.

We got an Ork Warboss ready to krump some 'eads.

VK
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Corporal McChirpy McTerrerfex IV on February 25, 2010, 08:14:28 PM
Codex: IG
Name: Sgt McTaffy
Weapons: Missile Launcher, Shotgun, frag and krak grenades, demo charge, bowie knife.
Abilities: Blow the amphetamine parrot outa everything!
Super duper awesome ability: Can wire up one friendly vehicle 'to blow'.
Background: Every since he was a little boy, Sgt McTaffy as been fasinated with explosions.  Bangers down the toilet, exploding cigars, fireworks in holy shrines, he just likes to blow amphetamine parrot up.  However he's been on the run since he wired up his platoon commissars hat to explode.  He will join up with any team that needs amphetamine parrot blown up, weither they know it yet or not....

I'm yer man! *spits in spitoon*
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on February 25, 2010, 09:03:41 PM
Codex: Chaos Space Marines
Name: Daemon Lord Cain
Weapons: MC-CCW (Claws)
Abilities: Wings, Breath of Chaos
Super Special Awesome Ability: Weaken/Open the veil between the Warp and the Material Realm

Ascended to Daemonhood exactly 1111 years after splitting from the Angels of the Aquila during the Krathis Massacre, Cain is the lord and master of the Fifth Wind Legion, and to this day seeks the total annihilation of his past Chapter and it's Chapter Master, Macharius. Fate has brought him to Hive Quaranticus, a bad Warp Rift, and until Cain summons the strength to return to his Legion, he shall wait, and use use any minions weaklings underlings he comes across to complete his mission.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on February 25, 2010, 09:23:04 PM
Codex: Daemons
Name: Kallisti, Herald of Slaanesh
Weapons: Rending Claws, Daemonic Gaze (Eye lazers of DOOM!) Cello (For Pavaning)
Abilities: Daemon...Sharp Claws, Eye Lasers, ability to conceal an instrument larger than she is...plus obligatory Slaaneshi Ninjitsu
Super duper awesome ability: Domino Field (The ability to make the improbable, probable.)
Bit of Background: Kallisti heard that there were some delicious cookies, and had nothing better to do after her falling out with The Masque (A result of the infamous "Dancing Queen Incident") Quarantinicus seemed like such a lovely place in the travel brochures, and it was sure to be a marked improvement over Stereotypicallygrim darkynamicus.

Come for the cookies, stay for...Well, the cookies, but also,  the myriad opportunities to introduce a little chaos to the world.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Yarrik on February 25, 2010, 09:43:19 PM
Codex:Space wolves
Name: Hrothgar the Thirsty (the empty cupped, The stout, the well-saturated)
Weapons: Thunder hammer/storm shield/Bolt pistol/Large Stein of Ale
Abilities: Bull charge/ Immovable bulk/ unpleasant demeanor.
Super duper scooper ability: Bar fight- able to drink to such excess that he can no longer feel pain, fatigue or logic.
Backround: After being banished from Fenris after trying to "hook up" with Erik Morkai after one too many Tankards of Mead during the great feast, Hrothgar travels the galaxy doing what he wants as long as it feeds him and his hammer.

note: if this takes on a more serious tone i shall change his silliness accordingly.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: burgers4me on February 25, 2010, 09:47:47 PM
Yarrick, This is a TAVERN GAME!

It will not be serious. It will be serious people in relly bizarre situations...

First post updated...
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Spotted zebra on February 25, 2010, 09:53:03 PM
I want to join!

Ive never done an RPG before :)

Codex:Imperial Guard
Name: Tac the Fierce
Weapons: Plasma pistol, power sword.
Abilities: the ability to: Move very quickly, and Eat enormous amounts of food
Super Duper ability: Stop time due to caffeine high and run around superfast.
Backround: Was a drifter scavenging over leftovers on Morgis III, and decided to run off to another planet in search of more red bull.

If my super duper ability is too strong plz PM me about it :P thx
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on February 25, 2010, 11:34:15 PM
Codex: Chaos Space Marines
Name: Sanctjud, Daemon Prince of Slurgle.
Weapons: Plaguebringer and Blissgiver...and my meat stick.
Abilities: Has so much Chaosgoo stored in him to share with everyone, STD delivery systemS, Hentai-Monster Tenticle Attack, back door ambush attack for boosted damage.
Super duper awesome ability: "Free Candy in the Van"- targetted person falls into the trap that is the highly legit Candy Van.  They come back out walking funny...
Bit of Background: I know you, you know me, we're a happy family.  I get intimate with you and you guys run... it's so rewarding to catch my Chaosgoo dumps.  Best friend is Pedobear and Doom Rider, we are both fueled by cocaine.  I'm one of four Tavern Gods here and prob. spend too much time here with you guys to deserve that title.

Oh yea...would you all like a drink... my body made it.  It's a bit on the salty side I'm told...
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Rems on February 26, 2010, 03:31:11 AM
Codex: Daemon Hunters
Name: Loken, fallen grey knight.
Weapons: Nemesis force weapon and wrist mounted stormbolter. He also carries his trusty 'purge o' matic' for a bit of on the spot flagellation.
Abilities: Centuries of combat experience and training as well as a deep seated self loathing and shame. A fondness for fondue and skimpy outfits, the more latex and leather the better. Able to break a man with a single blow and go through whole packs of razor blades.
Super duper awesome ability: "Wail of penance" A battle cry explaining in graphic detail his shamefull fall to lust and perversions able to shock the socks of anyone in a hundred metere radius. Delivered in a halting monotone for maximum 'tortured psyche' effect.
Background: Ex-grey knight, victim to the lusts of the body and slannesh, carries a deep seated self loathing and significant lack of self esteem. Has a penchant to whip himself at the most inopportune times, has nicknamed his purge o matic 5000, (a whip) Betty.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on February 26, 2010, 07:39:48 PM
I'd love to take Betty out on the town and go to town ripping Loken a new one...
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Spotted zebra on February 27, 2010, 12:09:05 AM
sanctjud... you killed our game.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Rems on February 27, 2010, 12:13:30 AM
Oh i dont know, Loken rather likes it, it gives him additional chances to 'purify' and purge himself.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on February 27, 2010, 12:15:07 AM
Oh i dont know, Loken rather likes it, it gives him additional chances to 'purify' and purge himself of thunderbeads.


There, I corrected that for you.
I'm just being my merry self as described in my bio here :D.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Rems on February 27, 2010, 12:17:33 AM
Oh no, he doesnt have any of those; they are exclusive artifacts to Brother Captain rank and above.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on February 27, 2010, 01:19:10 AM
They must have shoved it up his backdoor for safekeeping...I mean, they are relics, much like the remnant of that cheeseburger in 30K in his colon.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Farseer Arendil on February 27, 2010, 10:15:09 AM
Really Sanct?  My God what on earth is wrong with you?
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on February 27, 2010, 03:17:27 PM
Maybe I've been in the Taverns too long?
See kids... too much of a good thing makes you crazy !!!

Seriously?  I had pedo bear as an avy and in my name, stuff like my post above is not as bad I'm thinking.......
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: burgers4me on February 28, 2010, 04:03:03 AM
Past Sanctjud's bizarreness, if anyone else wants to join, now would be the time! Rules and plot are being formulated and finished up this week, so PM if you have any ideas.
(And there will not be children... Yay for foresight into stupidity)

Burgers!
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on February 28, 2010, 04:14:52 AM
Buggers!
I'll just have to settle with what ever comes our way.

Where's the nearest bar in Quaranicus?[color]
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: burgers4me on February 28, 2010, 04:21:48 AM
Right behind the [insert horrible monstrosity]
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Hoec on February 28, 2010, 05:02:56 AM
Hey all... ive never been in the tavern so here goes...

Codex: Eldar
Name: Fred - The wraithlord
Weapons: A big ass sword and lack of mouth (or face)
Abilities: Able to sleep for a very long time, usually when fighting something big and important.
Magic ability: Throw kittens - Fred stockpiles kittens to use when his "big ass sword" isnt enough
Background: Fred is as old as the emporer, as the horus heresy raged on, he had a vision of future doom. At that time he sockpiled kittens ( 10000 years in the future they are looking a little rotten). He has slept in the Hive city of Quaranticus since then.

So there it is ...
Oh and Remembracer, isnt Loken a lunar wolf? ;)
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Rems on February 28, 2010, 05:05:52 AM
Heresy, your forbidden knowledge must be a gift from the dark gods!

Be purged matt__29, foul warp spawn, your lies hold no purchase here.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on February 28, 2010, 03:09:26 PM
Matt___29, I hope those are lolcats, they do 77% more damage than regular cats.

As to the Bar...can I just charm the monster and I buy it a drink?  I'm sure it's angry cause it has no pocket change...
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Farseer Arendil on March 1, 2010, 11:12:09 AM
Or it's angry that it hasn't eaten recently at which point you are on the menu.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on March 1, 2010, 07:56:22 PM
I'm sure it'll settle for a milkshake..."my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, damn right, they're better than yours, damn right, they're better than yours."
But for the topper, I could use my uber Van attack, it can't resist free cookies!
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Only Slightly Crazy on March 1, 2010, 11:56:52 PM
Um... is it to late to join? I hopes not, cause I still post. :)

Codex: Tau
Name Shas'el NoICouldNotComeUpWi thAnything
Weapons: Xv22 suit, burst cannon, plasma rifle, shield generator.
Special ability: He can fly.
Background: The Shas'o is piloting a suit one of the latest variants of xv22. However, due to the death of his ethereal, he has turned renegade, and now roams wherever we are. Probably came here looking for a job as a merc.

And Starky, I know better than to come close to your yard. I saw what happened to the girl scouts selling cookies.

Edited for balance.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on March 2, 2010, 12:10:26 AM
I'm being called 'Starky'?
I guess I've replace Starrakat for the time being :D

Yes, those little girl scouts shouldn't have been wandering around the red light district of Quaranticus...they knew what they were getting into!
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Hive Fleet Dread Q'thulu on March 2, 2010, 12:21:13 AM
Codex: Tyranids
Name: Specimen Number 8947
Weapons: all of the ranged and combat biomorphs a fex can have works kind of like an Obliterator
Special ability: can translate for Burgers the hilariously cute ripper and Can think and move way faster than a genestealer
Background: A severly wounded fex that was captured by the mechanicus for study and experimentation (standard horror movie thing they change something about it and then it escapes as a better killing machine) thanks to this "experimentation" it is now way to fast to be as large as it is candan mutate its weapons/biomorphs to fit the situation.

oh and atleast you don't see Sanct on this website(Chatroulette anyone)
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Guardsmen's Bane on March 2, 2010, 12:42:41 AM
Ooh, I want to play! I've never played one of these, so forgive me if I make an ass out myself

Codex: Eldar
Name: Farseer Othera
Weapons: Witchblade, Shuriken pistol, normal farseer stuff, rowarding, spirit stones.
Abilities: Farseer Othera can get aggressive easly, so aside from doom and fortune, he also head butts with his point pointy helmet.
Super duper awesome ability: If for some reason he can't cast a power, he gets pissed, runs over to an enemy, and beats the crap out of it.
Backround: Othera leads their craftworld, craftworld Othera. Theye goes through the normal eldar stuff. Othera is here because some annoying kid said to come here because there would be some meeting on how to save the eldar, instead it's just a quest to find some cookies.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Rems on March 2, 2010, 06:13:07 AM
No offence  Hive Fleet Dread Q'thulu and Only Slightyl Crazy but your characters seem a bit overpowered, particualr the unstoppable fex...
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: burgers4me on March 2, 2010, 06:23:50 AM
Don't worry. I did say super duper brings super duper. Enemies are scaled.

Except for Sanctjud. He is special!

Burgers!
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Farseer Arendil on March 2, 2010, 10:07:29 AM
So when we kickin this thing off burgers?  I'm getting anxious to krump some 'eads fer da Waaagh
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Only Slightly Crazy on March 2, 2010, 04:04:41 PM
Okay then, I`ll tone it down a smidge. And sorry about the name Sanctjud, sleep deprivation does that,
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: burgers4me on March 2, 2010, 05:11:41 PM
Crazy, you are fine. You are one of the 'normal' players here.

Every is gettinhg stats this week, and therefore balancing. Should start soon....

I just have to plot what I am going to do to you all! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Burgers! Made with buns of evil!
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Only Slightly Crazy on March 2, 2010, 06:12:07 PM
But do the burgers have cheese on them?
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: burgers4me on March 2, 2010, 06:38:02 PM
Yes, cheese of terror. And deep.

Burgers!
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on March 2, 2010, 06:58:41 PM
Yes, cheese of terror. And deep.

Burgers!

And deep....? Throat?
I praise my exception from scaled enemies...what would that mean?  The kids are still tempted but bring tasers this time?[/color]
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Farseer Arendil on March 2, 2010, 07:19:16 PM
I would tazer you, then have some crazy chick put you in a gimp suit and beat you with *her* "log."  I do this because it would be funny to hear about later.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Rems on March 2, 2010, 08:25:10 PM
Oh, Loken likes the sound of that, its enough to make Betty draw blood, precious grey knight blood...

Out of character; oh how low we have sunk...
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on March 2, 2010, 09:07:10 PM
Out of character; oh how low we have sunk...

Oh, how low you have sunk. ;) While I may be a Daemon Prince, my vacation from the Tavern seems to have cleansed me of whatever Sanctjud is rolling around in.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on March 2, 2010, 10:20:01 PM
I praise your return and how rightful is it for me to greet you in this thread...must reacquaint you with the sleazy taverns as soon as possible.

Make a character and let me introduce you to my van...lots of cool things inside, have a look.

I'm sure these Thunderbeads would be a wonderful toy for you, remember the 7th night of your vacation..yea you know what I'm talking about.... throw some 7-8 strands of thunderbeads into that threesome would make for more entertaining DVD extras!!

Oh, and if anything, I'm the Daemon Prince around these parts :D
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Farseer Arendil on March 2, 2010, 10:24:00 PM
Am I the only one not corrupted by the tavern???  Or have I become corrupted and just haven't faced the horrid truth yet?
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on March 2, 2010, 10:37:31 PM
There there, let Daemon Prince Sanctjud comfort you, here,...sit on my lap.
I'll put on some soothing Korn and proceed to investigate whether or not you have been corrupted.

Disclaimer: corruption isn't so bad...it involves cookies, muffins, crabs, and Megan Fox...the worst it could do is give you the clap....
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on March 3, 2010, 12:22:11 AM
You forget Solar Pup, I was the original Daemon Prince around these parts, and still hold to that.

Am I the only one not corrupted by the tavern???  Or have I become corrupted and just haven't faced the horrid truth yet?

Have you posted in the Tavern? If yes, then you are corrupted. If no, then you are but a timebomb, ticking away till the corruption is released.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Only Slightly Crazy on March 3, 2010, 03:35:15 PM

..... then you are but a timebomb, ticking away till the corruption is released.
You don't want to know how.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Yarrik on March 3, 2010, 04:43:34 PM
The release happens differently to some people, I became corrupted a few days back, and now i cant go back to the petting zoo.....
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Only Slightly Crazy on March 3, 2010, 04:58:40 PM
The police monitor me very carefully in electrical appliance stores.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on March 3, 2010, 09:39:38 PM
The police monitor me, period.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Only Slightly Crazy on March 3, 2010, 10:06:46 PM
As well as the FBI, CIA, Russians, Chinese, Cthulu, etc.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Spotted zebra on March 3, 2010, 10:13:16 PM
mmm, cthulu, and his tentacly goodness...
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Only Slightly Crazy on March 3, 2010, 10:28:48 PM
Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man.....
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on March 3, 2010, 10:52:29 PM
C'Thun the Hentai-Tent-Monster...poopers, eye sockets, ears, nose, mouth, etc, etc. beware...I'm sure the Hive City has a few of them prowling around the schools.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Farseer Arendil on March 4, 2010, 05:14:43 PM
So that means staying away from the schools... got it.  Skool is for fools!
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on March 4, 2010, 10:51:05 PM
Or for those that like unhealth penetration...or for those who don't want to run into me without a hall pass in school...
Will this be sort of like Necromunda-esque...or is this just a random blah blah game?

WORD ASSOCIATION but not WOrd Association game !!!! Lets roll!!!!  ;) ::) :P
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: burgers4me on March 4, 2010, 11:22:49 PM
Okay everyone, since this is the tavern, I will be lax with the banter.

I am going to be even more lax with the character creation! Me doing it all and having it balance would make sense but then this is the Tavern. ::)

The Stats are based like this, on a scale of 1-10. (10 being god-like kickass-ness)Note 4 is pretty much standard

Human Farmer:

Weapons: Axe. (Basically list your gear. Farmers have axes, rite?)
Abilities: Cut down trees, hack. (Basic abilities. Explain not obvious ones.)
Special Abilities: Drink moonshine, and feel no pain.( SP and explanation)

Strength: 5 (Basic strength, for carrying stuff and CC. Farmers do manual labor so bump up to 5)
Toughness: 4 (Toughness helps with wounds, pain, torture and fights. Average guy, so 4)
Speed:4 (Reflexes and general speed at actions and movement. Average 4 again.)
Agility:4 (Agility, for jumping, dodging and flexibilty. Average 4)
Vitality:4 (Health, for taking and ignoring wounds. Average 4)
Skill:4 (Combat ability in Hand to Hand and with CC weapons. Pretty sure cows aren't sword users)
Dexterity:5 (Ability with guns and machines. Works with the tractors, so bumped to 5)
Size:5 (How big you are, and an average 4)
This adds up to about 35. So if your stronger/better/harder than a farmer, it should be > 35. If you are weaker, < 35. Note: Tests and fights are scaled to your points and overall totals.
(Remember that.)



To help give you an idea, here is the profile of Ripper 37-A:

Weapons: Razor teeth. (Armor piercing)
Abilities:Gnaw (Chew on your knees!), Ker-Chomp (Finishing move.) Cute (Don't hit this!) Talk (difficultly...)
Special Abilities: Super-duper Cuteness of Cute! (Using amazing cute eyes, Ripper 37-A stop every person attacking him.)


Ripper 37-A
Strength: 3 (Bumped down, even though I am a killer machine, I am still a ripper.)
Toughness: 2 (Tiny ripper toughness  :'(.)
Speed:8 (Being small has advantadges. good at running (fleeing))
Agility:8 (Being small also makes it easier to be agile and dodge.)
Vitality:2 (Still a rpper  :'(.)
Skill:4 (Tyranid Eating machine, so average)
Dexterity:0 (I haz noes armz!  :o )
Size:2 (I am just bigger than a rat. So 2)

I add up to a weak 29. Rippers...

Template:

[Name]

Weapons:
Abilities:
Special Abilities:

Strength:
Toughness:
Speed:
Agility:
Vitality:
Skill:
Dexterity:
Size:



So boys and girls, and Sanctjud, follow my example and the template. Design your characters and have some fun! It is is the Tavern after all. But remember my golden threat:

The game will be scaled.

Burgers! Preparing for pain!
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Hoec on March 4, 2010, 11:51:08 PM
Fred the Wraithlord

Weapons: BIG sword <========(-
Abilities: Fall asleep. like most wraithlords fred likes to sleep.
Special Abilities: throw lol-kittens (thanks for that sanctjud)

Strength:9
Toughness7
Speed:1
Agility:1
Vitality6
Skill:7
Dexterity:1
Size:6

There he is. If it needs changin just say. About the dexterity... He just spams kittens and sees what happens
Oh and this used to be matt___29... changed the name ;)
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Hive Fleet Dread Q'thulu on March 5, 2010, 12:09:20 AM
Specimen Number 8947

Weapons:of the ranged and combat biomorphs a fex can have works kind of like an Obliterator
Abilities:Can translate for Burgers the hilariously cute ripper and Can think and move way faster than a genestealer also weapon morph
Special Abilities:Dormant if it gets into a situation it can't handle immediately handle it will "play dead"

Strength:4
Toughness:7
Speed:7
Agility:4
Vitality:3 (dormant),6(awake)
Skill:3 easy to dodge
Dexterity:8  weapons are part of its body
Size:7 its a fex
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on March 5, 2010, 12:14:36 AM
Strength:4
Toughness:3
Speed:10
Agility:10
Vitality:3
Skill:10
Dexterity:2 (Barring Cello based ridiculousness, her hands are a bit sharp for such things)
Size:3

Weapons: Aforementioned sharp hands. Luck.
Abilities: Slash things. Cello playing pavanage. Expansive knowledge of 38,000 year old music. Ability to tolerate Apocalypto. Luck!
Special Abilities: 4'6" 40 pound Daemon hiding a 5'2" 96 pound (possibly sentient) Stradivarious. LUCK!

Stradivarious
Strength:0
Toughness:10
Speed:0
Agility:0
Vitality:10
Skill:0
Dexterity:0
Size:4

Weapons: Bow (cue groaning)
Abilities: Indestructible
Special Abilities: Capable of tolerating the constant stream of fat jokes from her wielder. (39,000 year old possessed instruments of ridiculous stature have feelings too...)
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Rems on March 5, 2010, 12:39:04 AM
Loken, Fallen Grey Knight

Weapons: Nemisis force halberd, wrist mounted stormbolter, ‘Betty’, his whip for a bit of on the spot flagellation.
Abilities: Century of combat experience, self loathing and shame (whirlwind attack and feel no pain). Crack shot.
Special ability: Litany of Shame- a catalogue of his perfidious sins and fall to lust and all that delicious unholyness. Able to make enemies scratch out their eyes and block their ears for the horrors his damming monologue brings. (able to temporarily stun groups of enemies).

Strength: 6
Toughness: 6
Speed: 5
Agility: 6
Vitality: 6
Skill: 7
Dexterity: 6
Size: 6
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Guardsmen's Bane on March 5, 2010, 01:11:21 AM
Farseer Othera

Weapons: Witchblade and shuriken pistol, good for cc, rowarding, helps stop enemies casting spells, spirit stones, helps to cast powers, rune armor, protection against pretty much all weapons, ghosthelm, protection from spells and the pointy-ness of it can be used to head butt enemies.
Abilities: Doom, allies become better in combat, fortune, allies become protected, anger, is good in combat and head butts with his pointy ghosthelm.
Super Duper Awesome Ability: What You laughing At Punk? If something happens that would embarass Othera in the slightest way [can't cast a power, gets hit by something that shouldn't of hit etc.] Othera gets pissed off, runs to an enemy, and beats the crap out of it.

Stats:
Strength: 5 [improved because Othera gets angry easily]
Toughness: 4
Speed: 5
Agility:5
Vitality: 5
Skill: 6
Dexterity: 5 [being an eldar, Othera is is no stranger to technology]
Size: 4

Total: 39
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: JackofBlades on March 5, 2010, 01:47:34 AM
Oh, Oh can I play too pleaze.

EDIT:
Lars the friendly Ogryn
Codex: Imperial Guard
Weapons: his 'dolly' (a dead ork).
Abilities: can flay his dolly around wildly if panicked. Also has a very strange definition of cute (chaos space marines, orks and other assorted spiky things) and is therefore practically fearless
Super duper awesome ability: Death Hug, whenever Lars gets really exicted by a 'cute' new 'friend' he might just want to give it a big hug. Unfortunately being an Orgryn his hugs break backs.
Bit of Background: Lars was by all account an ordinary Ogryn until he was hit in the head by a krak missile from an Ork, who then became his dolly. Ever since that day Lars has become childlike naive. He is afraid of the dark, loves to dress his dolly up and give hugs.

Stats:
Strength: 7
Toughness: 7
Speed: 3
Agility: 2
Vitality: 8
Skill: 1
Size: 6
Total: 34
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Farseer Arendil on March 5, 2010, 10:53:09 AM
Warboss Skullkrakka Da Terra uv Dionysus

Weapons: Kustom Shoota, Power Klaw
Abilities: Hand to hand combat monster, and knower of all things Orky
Special Abilities: Can call the WAAAGH and make everyone near invulnerable for one post (think 2++save)

Strength: 8
Toughness: 8
Speed:5
Agility:5
Vitality:7
Skill: 8
Dexterity: 4 (Probably shouldn't use the power klaw, but oh well.)
Size: 6

Da Warboss is 'ere ta krak some 'eads and all dat nonsense.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on March 5, 2010, 11:54:26 AM
Daemon Prince Cain of the Fifth Wind Legion

Weapons: Daemon Claws
Abilities: Firing the Breath of Chaos, transforming poor souls into Chaos Spawn.
Special Abilities: Opens a Warp Rift for Fifth Wind Daemons to go through.

Strength: 8
Toughness: 10
Speed:4
Agility:7
Vitality:7
Skill: 3
Dexterity: 5
Size: 8
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Only Slightly Crazy on March 5, 2010, 04:33:50 PM
Shas'o NoIcouldnotcomeupwi thabettername
Weapons: Burst cannon and Plasma rifle
Abilities: Can use jump packs, shoot both weapons.
Special abilities. He can sodding fly! Deep striking maybe..

Strength 4
Toughness 5
Speed 5
Agility 5
Vitality 5
Skill 4
Dexterity 8
Size 5
Total 41
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on March 7, 2010, 08:11:01 PM
PedoSanct:

Weapons:
-It’s in my pants.

Abilities:
-Hide,
-Sprint,
-Grab/restraint,
-lube,
-thrust,
-and pop.
Passive Power: ‘Not an Immediate Threat’, as long as there is someone else in attacking range and/or line of sight PedoSanct will not be targeted.

Special Abilities:
-Spiking Drinks (knocks out enemies/trap ability, leaving drinks on the floor for enemies to pick up)
-Vulkan Nerve Pinch (knocks out enemies in melee range)
-Surprise Butt Sez! (used on a knocked out opponent and/or opponents who have their backs to PedoSanct; Immediate critical attack and stuns the opponent.)
-[Censored]-asewj wj w ikwje  jwe;awoeivn ia;wfoiwnfi   af;weifwnf aw f;wofin.

Strength:6 (with the amount of thrusting I do it’s a work out)
Toughness:4
Speed:7 (gotta catch em sometimes)
Agility:4
Vitality:6 (keeps going and going…)
Skill:4
Dexterity:4
Size:4 (normal human build, decent for hiding and stalking)
Number:39

Beware of your poopers people, there be lots of hiding spots on Quaranticus.
I don't usually kill my victims, but you'll walk funny afterwards.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Only Slightly Crazy on March 7, 2010, 08:22:16 PM
So thats why the rear armour on a land raider is so high.....
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on March 7, 2010, 09:02:16 PM
You know it does... not after the last time it saw what I did to that Vindicator... 2D6 Penetration on the Rear Armor.
But I'm prob. not gonna see a land raider around Quaranticus, so it's all good, no body is safe from my disco stick.

The only safe house is the local Tavern.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Guardsmen's Bane on March 7, 2010, 09:42:14 PM
No sancty, just no
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on March 7, 2010, 11:34:46 PM
I know Guardsmen's Bane, the more you say no, the more it means you want to.
Come over here, It's safe in the Tavern.
Here's a drink, on me.
[Hands Guardsmen's Bane a drink]

I promise it's not spiked...I swear on JammyBob's Modhammer.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Guardsmen's Bane on March 7, 2010, 11:58:42 PM
Stay way from me sancty, STAY AWAY!
*pulls out pepper spray and sprays Sancty*
OH NO, HE"S IMMUNE!! HE MUST HAVE ADAPTED TO IT!!!
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Hoec on March 8, 2010, 12:13:33 AM
Nightmares... :o
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on March 8, 2010, 01:19:18 AM
Now now kids, this is the Quaranticus Tavern, I'll have no fighting here.
[Hugs both Hoec and Guardsmen's Bane]

Now that wasn't so bad...if you start itching just apply some of this ointment I haves here in my pocket...you can reach in there and look for it :D
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: burgers4me on March 8, 2010, 05:21:28 AM
Okay kiddies, still ignoring Sanctjud.

Because of various drugs and schizophrenic breakdowns, game will have to start next week.

Try and get everything done a dusted by tomorrow night, Thurs-Fri at the lastest. The earlier your in, the better this can be.

And Sanct, change your profile to the original PM. I will choose scaling...

And Fithwind, seeing your are our other Daemon Prince, you may also copy Sanctjud if you wish.
NO ONE ELSE IS TO!!!!!

Note that Jester is going to be affected too.

Goodnight!

Burgers!
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Hoec on March 8, 2010, 05:30:56 AM
Okay Sanct....
*backs away slowly and runs really far away.*
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on March 8, 2010, 08:45:06 AM
And Fithwind, seeing your are our other Daemon Prince, you may also copy Sanctjud if you wish.
NO ONE ELSE IS TO!!!!!

No one else is to, what, exactly?
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on March 8, 2010, 10:48:17 AM
Note that Jester is going to be affected too.

I don't think my colon is up for any Sancty affects...
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on March 8, 2010, 09:04:50 PM
@Burgers4me:

Muahha, I guess the amphetamine parrot has hit the fan...:

Daemon Prince Sanctjud.

Weapons:
-Left hand of Slaanesh: When attacking ‘naughty’ sections of the body, this attack never misses.  The strength though is only 6 rather than the normal profile as that’s really all it needs to smear some reproductive organs…oh, and it lowers the enemies testosterone and adrenaline levels.  It also ‘stuns’ the opponent as they revel in the pain and pleasure of losing their (most likely) disco sticks. 6 Attacks contributed.
-Right hand of Nurgle: Poisoned Weapon (2+), corrupts anything it touches, resulting in a minus 7 in all stats for 7 days.  Due to the strength, this attack may be re-roll to wound, but does not use the strength characteristics on the stat line. 7 Attacks contributed.
-Normal- replace one or both Hand attacks with normal attacks at the designated strength value, but without the special effects, 3 attacks per replacement.
-Tentacles of the Slurgle Pimplord: hentai tentacle mosters have nothing on me…I slap them around, which makes slapping around other things is pretty darn easy…. Not to mention the sharing of a multitude of STDs upon contact.  They can’t be parried and any armor is of no defense as the slime on them dissolves any type of clothing/armor, while the slime is in addition the perfect lube and aphrodisiac.  42 attacks, hits only on 5’s.  The hits are divided in half (if not half add one) as one half is str 6 and the other half is str 7.

Abilities:
-Blackberry: “Yo, What up Pedobear, I gots some newbs to double team, Get to the VAN!”: enough said…unlike other weak or healing powers, this will kill a player, though I promise not to spam it…you can complain to the GameMaster Burger if I do :D
-Attack with all the weapons above.
-Call Solar Puppy: a laser light show starts out of no where…though the lasers are really the pew pew kind of lasers.  In disciminant, so hits everybody at str 7, but it may hit me on a 4+, though is only str 6.
-Turbo Hump: I pick up a dead or incapacitated opponent and make them into a new used condom.  Though they are revived and heal, except for the wide open rear end and the moved internal organs…

Special Abilities:
-Free Candy in the Van: area of effect power, this attack focuses on the strength characteristic of the opponents.  They must pass a strength test, the test to not be tempted by the candy, cookies, muffins, and Megan Fox.  If they fail, they have stepped into the van and will not be seen for the next 7 hours.
After the time has passed, they come out fully healed, but there is scarring over ever portion of their body, and they walk funny…
-Ripping a new one: and I mean a warp rift over the battlefield: everybody is transported to the local bar, everybody heals up and drinks are on me.  This in effect stops all hostilities and is essentially a reset, though everybody is slowly corrupted by the effects of the warp…what effects?  Decided by burgers.

Strength:77 (How else will my disco stick punch through the defenses employed in the neither regions and clenched mouths and eyes?)
Toughness: OVER 7000!  (You can make wishes on my dragonballz anytime /BillClintonChuckle)
Speed:77 (how else will I catch those little kids…they sprint fast, must use wings when free candy fails.)
Agility:7 (Tentacles flying everywhere, I don’t make it a point to dodge as they either deflect or absorb the incoming damage…or just take whatever sensation comes my way…I deal it back 7 fold.)
Vitality:77 (I mean, everyone loves 24+ hour boss fights a la Final Fantasy 11…)
Skill:77 (I’m in your pants killing your virgin status in all holes, can’t get more skillful than that!)
Dexterity:77 (These tentacles aren’t just made to make me look thin…they are probing and massaging innards…or emptying them…or filling them up.)
Size:77 (don’t worry… it’ll fit in you…just have to move your intestines and lungs out of the way.)

@FifthWindDieGermanator:
See above.

@Hoec:
Keep running, it only makes capturing you all the sweeter.

@Jester:
Don't worry, we can still snuggle...but you, me, Hoec in one bed. YES!
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on March 8, 2010, 09:08:36 PM
I want to drive a van with a free candy sign and really just give out free candy...
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on March 8, 2010, 09:16:28 PM
GREAT!
That's a wonderful distraction for me to go to town with Pedobear and his van!
Make sure you draw away Black Templar Brian Williams and his camera crew.

First up, the Quaranticus Beta District Public Schools! LUDACRIS SPEED!
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Farseer Arendil on March 8, 2010, 09:51:59 PM
Anyone new to the tavern, would probably call in the Crusade of Marshal Brian Williams and his zealots.  Granted if they did it in the game, I would just power klaw them in half at the neck, or, and god I know I'm going to regret saying this, toss them in the van as a sacrifice........

WHERE DID I GO WRONG??????

VK
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Guardsmen's Bane on March 9, 2010, 01:32:46 AM
The game is starting next week? I won't be here.
Sorry! I will start as soon as possible though.

EDIT: I just got back and it hasn't started yet? Gee I hope you guys weren't waiting for me.
When will the game be starting?

GB
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on April 16, 2010, 11:35:00 PM
This thing still lives?

I mean....if it is, I want to change my stats to mirror my avy....WATCH OUT FOR YOU POOPERS !!! :D
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: burgers4me on April 19, 2010, 08:03:34 PM
*Chair Swivels*

Hello Sanct.

It is good to see there is still interest. I need your aid, all of you.

I have been writing a general plot, and average stats, but I was looking at some of the other Tavern Games, and they make no sense at all.

So:
Shall we try for some story and stats and stuff?

Or just beslubber some amphetamine parrot up?



Your choice dear people.

Burgers! Is ready to roll out!

(Note: This game will start soon, like Friday latest... I promise that!)
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on April 19, 2010, 08:20:56 PM
What if you don't get it running by then?
Can I bring in some Daemonettes to man the poles in a Tavern I'll be opening up in the Quaranticus red light district?
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: JackofBlades on April 20, 2010, 02:37:37 AM
I can go either way Burgers, you could try both: say giving us the freedom to do something silly, but still have a greater goal we have to achieve.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Guardsmen's Bane on April 20, 2010, 02:50:01 AM
WOOHOO WE'RE BACK IN BUSINESS
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Rems on April 20, 2010, 03:34:07 AM
I think we shouyld stick with a story and purpose, we dont want to be derailed too quickly.

keep the freedom to be zany, but having some structure and rules would be good.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Farseer Arendil on April 20, 2010, 10:01:24 AM
Agreed, fun and zany is good, but let's have an overall goal and not turn this into a squig storm of stupidity.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Hive Fleet Dread Q'thulu on April 20, 2010, 04:23:14 PM
structure is good but not so much that we can't do stuff that would never happen in the current environment
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Only Slightly Crazy on April 20, 2010, 08:11:06 PM
As long as there is beer and credits. And guns. Lots of guns.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on April 21, 2010, 12:32:58 AM
I can go either way Burgers

You "can"...can you?  He he he, lets put that rear entrance to work...

Oh yea...structure...c entral story is good...provided I get to use my van...
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: JackofBlades on April 21, 2010, 07:05:52 AM
Sanctjud I'll want dinner and a movie first, you cheapo ;)
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Farseer Arendil on April 21, 2010, 10:15:19 AM
It'll be free candy in the van and a showing of Rainbow Bright afterwards Jack, don't be his latest victim conquest to brag about
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: JackofBlades on April 21, 2010, 11:41:24 AM
Oh no, fetishes are third date material. I'm not bringing my chains and Sanctjy is gonna have to come by public transportation.
Besides I know better than to be lured into a van twice, I'm not stupid.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: argos5 on April 21, 2010, 03:47:09 PM
Hmm. I'll play.


Agapus, Necron Lord of Flowers

Weapons:
Staff of Rainbows - Fires an altered Gauss frequency that induces extreme emotional impulse. Rage, love, happiness. Its like a massive trip that can either go super good or super bad. The Gauss weapon does not cause rending, as much as it induces a leadership test to scatter 2d6 movement.

Abilities: Can absorb raw material from the ground temporarily to form a Destroy body in order to travel at the speed of a jetbike. This mode is called the "Love Bug".

Special Abilities:
Gaze of Love - If the target is biological to any degree, the gaze will induce them to be dumbfounded, overwhelmed by emotions.
Cloak of Blossoms - Teleports Agipus and any within 6 feet around them to a desired location up to 100 feet away. A strange burst of various flowers erupte from the ground in its wake.

Strength: 4
Toughness: 8
Speed: 5
Agility: 5
Vitality: 7
Skill: 8
Dexterity: 6
Size: 7
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on April 21, 2010, 08:40:37 PM
My orgy-sense are tingling...do I smell four-way?
I've got the liquid latex by the crates and I have my three arms lubed up and ready to do some back door arm flexing.

Where would this Hive City (read:Forum) be if it had not I?  Sexless and boring it would be, without the wonder that is the guiding light of 4chan.

I praise Agapus, Necron Lord of Flowers...I'm sure you use that Gaze of Love to get quickies near the Sludge Slums of Waste Processing District of Quaranticus...
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Farseer Arendil on April 22, 2010, 10:07:27 AM
Man it looks like I'm going to be doing all the killing in this game at the rate you guys are turning this into a disturbed love fest for the deranged.....
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Hive Fleet Dread Q'thulu on April 22, 2010, 12:10:31 PM
nice pic man but as for you doing all the killing did you look at mine?
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Farseer Arendil on April 22, 2010, 01:20:22 PM
Hmm good point sir, let me change it too, myself and HF Dread will be doing all the killing while everyone else is screwing off (and each other quite possibly)
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on April 22, 2010, 03:21:21 PM
Snack-D's tastes are a little tame for me, honestly, so I doubt I'll get drawn into the orgy. Hooray for homicide!
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Farseer Arendil on April 23, 2010, 04:37:45 PM
Snack-D's tastes are a little tame for me, honestly, so I doubt I'll get drawn into the orgy. Hooray for homicide!

Ooookay, that is really disturbing, but, rock on
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: argos5 on April 23, 2010, 06:04:58 PM
where's burgers? its getting lonely in here.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on April 23, 2010, 06:07:31 PM
(Sits ever closer to argos5) Don't worry, I'm sure he/she/it will be back...
Hmmm, in fact... I think he's in my Van.  Would you like to come with me and go in and check?

There's some cookies and 'milk' in there as well.

^.^
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Farseer Arendil on April 23, 2010, 06:10:24 PM
Don't you DO IT!!!!!! It's not what you think!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on April 23, 2010, 06:13:30 PM
RAWR!! Who made you into Bryan Williams' Lap Dog, shoo, shoo.
Can't you see I'm working this Hive City?

Come on argus5...let's find the God Emperer...just come a little closer into my arms.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: argos5 on April 23, 2010, 06:17:52 PM
I'm trying to slim down. Do you have banana-pops and yogurt?
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on April 23, 2010, 06:20:57 PM
Heh heh heh, I got some salty yogurt...you just have to coax it out... :D
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: argos5 on April 23, 2010, 06:23:40 PM
Coax it out? Phfft. I can get my own creamy delicious without any coaxing. It just comes to me at a whim.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on April 23, 2010, 08:45:16 PM
So you are saying you are.....premature.. ...
Yea...and everbody here knows my man goo is made up of sugar, spice, and everything nice...on top of the original recipe.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: burgers4me on April 24, 2010, 06:38:00 AM
Note: People, Argos is doing a good job. I often do have an excuse for updating late (work, family, etc.) but it doesn't help that I often can be scatterbrained. So if something is wrong, or I haven't updated on time, PM me, scream and shout and then maybe PM some more. I can always be coaxed into help :D (But often I do have homework... Stupid homework). So without further lateness, Let us begin the Hive City of Quaranticus officially!

Note: Because I don't know if everyone is still active, I will assume those who post are in. Okay?

SUPER TAVERN TEAM GET GREEN FORCE GO!!!!!!



The tiny ripper sat on a stool and watched the mushroom cloud float gently up into the sky.

Long deserted, the milkshake bar stood deserted on the main boulevard of the Hive. The ripper knew that description was a stretch, for it had glimpsed the miles and miles of ferrocrete road; as it saw now the several mushroom clouds forming on the southern borders.

Deep in its musing, including munching on a bottle, the ripper pondered it's own imminent death. A genetic mutation designed for debilitating cuteness on the battlefield would have seemed like a good idea, but no. Even with a greater amount of intelligence to aid his design he had still been shelved. Which meant the Hive Mind shot him to this desolate planet and hive. He should feel lucky, for he would have never found the grace of the Cookie-Emperor. Such divine plans, and such great promises. All for naught now.

If possible, the ripper would have attempted to flee down the main boulevard, past the dying trees, to the space port. Only one shuttle and he would escape. But that was impossible. The Hive was in a siege, and losing. Orks were running amok in the city, aided and inhibited by Eldar, and their Dark Kin. Rumours said that the reason they were inside the Hive was because of a large Chaos incursion. Even tales of an approaching Hive Fleet were being told. The Inquisition were of course running around smiting all and nothing, and here in a milkshake bar at the wrong end of a boulevard.

At least it had a chew bottle. Ah beslubber it.

The little ripper jumped, well, plummeted off the stool and scurried to the center of the street. Ignoring salvation to the north, he sat there and watched the first snow fall, the dozens of mushroom clouds from the weapons of all parties. He might send a prayer to the Cookie Emperor for a miracle, but none of his earlier prayers had been answered. He would just sit and...

The shattering of reality accompanied a cacophony of sound as the boulevard came to life around a little ripper, which bizarrely had its jaw gaping in almost astonishment...

MAIN OBJECTIVE: Introduce yourself.

MAIN SCORE: Realism, Cool.



[Good luck boys and girls, learn quick, be careful and above all have fun! It is go time!]

[Burgers!]
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Rems on April 24, 2010, 08:54:11 AM
Streaking earthwards in a steel comet, Fallen Grey Knight Loken mused on the coming fight. He had succumbed to lust and tempation but he would redeem himself. With his purgomatic 5000, Betty for short, by his side to guide and remind him of his failings he could not stray. His hands curled around its haft, savouring the anticipation of a good flagellation.

Crashing into the gound he emerged from the drop pod guns blazing ready to extermniante all perfidy and heresy in his sights. Instead he was met with silence and an astonishingly cute ripper whose cuteness factor threatened to short out his optics.

Arrgh, foul beast spawn what do thy hold thou quest to be? Why art thou here?
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: burgers4me on April 24, 2010, 09:44:21 AM
[Note: I am the adorable ripper guide, so I won't be taking too much of a role in the actual game. Plus I can't speak! So I will leave the foreplay to you guys. This is your game after all :)]
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Rems on April 24, 2010, 10:17:46 AM
oh whoops i thought you could speak.

In that case, Loken crushes the insignificant ripper under his mighty boot.  ;)
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on April 24, 2010, 01:25:30 PM
At the Southern Border:
You hear the gun fire, the coughing of caseless shells with ejecting shells.
You smell the earthly aroma of dirt, blood, and iron.
You taste mist laced with gunpowered in the air.
You feel every vibration every cracking wave that builds up with other vibrations of the same nature.
You see...me...in the middle of all the fighting, strolling through this little fight of these mortals.

The pdf troopers have decended into the hive to kick out the explosion of Krootskins, but were overwhelmed and taken to their layers to do everything I would approve of.  But some idiot managment decision has brought the military down here to clean things up.

I say no.

I make my way through the bombardment ignoring the rain of fire.
I am almost in range...and I speak.

"I AM PEDOSANCT AND I HAVE COME FOR YOUR POOPERS!"
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Farseer Arendil on April 26, 2010, 11:09:29 AM
Hurtling (read: falling) through the sky, an errant Kill Kroozer slammed into a manufactorium.  Out of the wreckage, a lone greenskin came stumping.  His power klaw creaked as he flexed it, and just for giggles he turned his huge kustom shoota on an errant human and blasted them to bits.

Looking about he spoke "So dis is da 'umie citie dey callz Qwaranticus?  Looks like a runty git hole if yer arsk me.  LISTEN UP 'UMIES AND POINTY EARS, I'M DA' WARBOSS SKULLKRAKKA AN I'M 'ERE TA LOOT YER GIT 'OLE FER ALL YA GOT!  WAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Turning around, he shot two more people just for giggles before stomping off in search of... er, something to krump.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Hive Fleet Dread Q'thulu on April 26, 2010, 02:56:21 PM
Stomping silently from behind a building the massive creature grabs the funnny tin creature before he can reduce the repulsively cute ripper into a puddle of biomass. It then roars in its face which is folowed by the sound of a metalic voice coming from the servitor voice box surgically implanted in its throat "that thing is our guide do not smash it or i will put you in the colorful wheeled box thing over there". "I am Specimen X and i have come to find my creators and destroy them"
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: burgers4me on April 26, 2010, 06:33:53 PM
The little ripper looked up at the steel boot stopped an inch from its head and moved a foot to the left.

Strange, it thought, the Cookie-Emperor said there would be more....


[People? Is anyone out there? Are only four people actually listening... Baww]
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on April 26, 2010, 07:14:58 PM
Kallisti stepped from between the fin of the Grey Knight's drop pod and the spot where the door had slammed to the ground.

"Oh, look, a ripper," she said in lightly accented Gothic, showing no evidence that she even noticed having avoided becoming a perfumed puddle by centimeters.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Rems on April 26, 2010, 07:35:20 PM
Drenched in xenos spittle and half deafened, Loken looked up and down the vast monstrosity, a creature apparantly capable of speech. "er, right" he said nodding weakly. Twisting his head round while still held in the beasts claws he saw more foul xenos. "This is a test", he said to himself, "And i will not fail it"

Then horror of horrors he spotted the foul warp monstrosity, so huge and depraved. It made him tingle, there would be great purging and much taint.  Oh how he would have to purify himself, Betty would scour away his sins. Right after he had some fun.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on April 26, 2010, 09:03:57 PM
4'6" 40 pound Daemon

Truly monstrous in proportion. Although, I feel I should amend that to 5' 0"
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Rems on April 26, 2010, 09:30:04 PM
I was refering to sancty.

I thought you where an eldar. oops!
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Hive Fleet Dread Q'thulu on April 26, 2010, 11:07:40 PM
well should we wait for Argos? and a marine would not be deafened by anything short of being stabbed in the ear.on to the post directed at vanity's character
"hmm, you smell.....(thinking of a word that can't be twisted by sanct) tasty would you happen to be some kind of fungus." other wise i stand around and morph through the bio morphs i posses.(curently have only the ones for the stealers and fex will change later if allowed or will just assume i have them all)
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: JackofBlades on April 27, 2010, 03:50:34 AM
A cry of "Dollies!" suddenly reverberated through the street and out of one of the buildings besides the road a large Ogryn busted carrying a slightly rotten ork body in his right hand. He looked around with a delightful grin on his heavily scarred face and then spots warboss Skullkrakka. With a delightful squeel, Lars ran towards the big orks, the ork body in his hand bouncing after him. As he skidded to a halt in front of Skullkrakka.
"Hello big dolly" he said in a delighted voice and held up the ork body "thiz iz Rocket Boy, whaz you name?"
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Guardsmen's Bane on April 27, 2010, 05:14:14 AM
All of a sudden, a robed Eldar Headbutts through a wall, a Hormagaunt twitching, dead, impaled on the Eldar's Helmet.

It was Farseer Othera! Though the group could not fully understand the Farseer's language, they understood what the name was and that they had some anger management issues.
The farseer rips the Hormagaunt of their helmet. This Meeting to save the Eldar thing was looking less likely every minute
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Rems on April 27, 2010, 05:30:42 AM
In the midst of so much xenos and demonic filth Loken nearly had an anurysm. He felt sullied, yet if felt good to be so tainted. Wiping away such impure thoughts he began to flaggellate himself in pennace, enoying the scour of the whip.

Breathing deeply he tried to hold true to the task set to him in his quest vision, given to him by the emperor himself. At least, it was probably a quest vision.

Art ye assembled degenerates here to aid me in my quest? He quiered, refusing to look at those he addressed. Carrying on, I am Loken, champion of the emperor though you filth are not worthy enough to speak his name
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Farseer Arendil on April 27, 2010, 10:06:42 AM
Skullkrakka stood eye to eye with the Ogryn and looked at Rokkit Boy.  "Dat looks like wun o' da gitz dat sabbytogged me Krooza!"  Turning from the Ogryn and walking across the street, he looked at the odd collection of randomness and laughed, "I carn't believe I'm stuck on this git 'ole rock wiv you lot.  Was' an 'onest Ork ta do?"  Out of anger or merely the need to kill something every ten seconds, Skullkrakka turned and shot yet another survivor trying to make it to the shuttle.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: argos5 on April 27, 2010, 03:27:41 PM
An echo of melodious harp-playing courses across the area, muffling the sounds of battle wherever the melody erupted. A breeze rolls in and petals of various colors dance through, upon closer inspection that each petal is a ephemeral formation of energy. From the high heavens, barely making out the massive silhouette of the TombHeart just touching the exosphere, a concentrated pillar of majestic light channels just outside the converging group's view.

From this pillar of light, the skeletal robotic form of Agapus emerges, his ripped pink cape flowing in the fashion of the flowery wind. "From the depths of space, I cum," his deep, Barry White voice, reaches out to the others.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Rems on April 28, 2010, 03:07:22 AM
er, is that the come you meant? i thought he was a necron lord of love and niceness not lust.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: argos5 on April 28, 2010, 10:58:41 AM
as if the emperor's cronies have any knowledge of the difference between love/niceness/lust. all of you are mewlings compared to the vast intelligence that is Necron.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Farseer Arendil on April 28, 2010, 11:02:05 AM
yeah but your metal heads can't stand up to the savagery of the greentide.  Then your vast intelligence isn't worth a damn thing.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: argos5 on April 28, 2010, 01:31:15 PM
You're assuming I'd play fair. Just because I'm the Necron Lord of Flowers, doesn't make me easy.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Rems on April 28, 2010, 09:55:15 PM
argos i was reffering out of character to your spelling of the word (cum) come. i wondered if it was deliberate or accidental.

still out of character, Burgers how will the combat etc work? Will we have turns? Will it be one post per turn per player. Do you decide how our actions turn out or do we godmod? Do we have actions etc or is it just write what happens?
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: argos5 on April 29, 2010, 02:34:40 AM
Its the Tavern. Definitely deliberate  ;D
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: argos5 on April 30, 2010, 05:45:28 PM
Someone PM spam Burgers. I did my part. Everyone pitch in to the orgy of spam.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: burgers4me on May 12, 2010, 06:30:19 PM
The little ripper guide climb out, with difficulty, from the crushing avalanche of work it had barely survived. Dodging past a firewall, it looked at the bizarre group. A Grey Knight, a fellow tyranid, a strange robot, and farseer, a hulking ogre and ork, and in the surrounding warp energy, a herald and a greater daemon?

I am dead, it thought, so dead...

He looks at the group, and prayers to the Cookie-Emperor that he could reach the aeroport alive.


{OBJECTIVE}
Tell me if I missed you
Planning phase.


(Where are back! Sorry, I have had net problems and work problems. So lets go.)
Burgers!
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Farseer Arendil on May 12, 2010, 06:45:19 PM
Skullkrakka walked over and picked up the little ripper and looked at it sitting on his power klaw.  "'Ey!! I gotz me an attack squig to chuck at me enemies!"  With that being said, he tosses the little ripper at an unassuming survivor trying to escape Sanctjud.  With a shot, he blew the legs out from under the human with his shoota.  "WAAAAAAGH!!!!!!"
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: argos5 on May 14, 2010, 05:40:03 PM
"Let's play..." The Necron Lord of Flowers thrust his staff straight down into the earth, causing a small energy surge to ripple through the ground, bright pink lights glowing brightly for seconds outward. But nothing significant came of this action. It was purely for show.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Hive Fleet Dread Q'thulu on May 16, 2010, 11:21:00 PM
"hmm...took you long enough. I wonder if there is ship big enough  for this mangy lot at the.... what did you call it."  "Ah, the aeroport."
"specimen X awaits your orders burgers,though i may wander off if i have a chance to destroy my creators."

on to a more hilarious thing did anyone else think that jake was going to say this is sparta during his speech in Avatar
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Vosrik on May 17, 2010, 04:40:03 PM
Umm, are you still accepting recruits? 'Cause, I'd like to be Chief Librarian Varro Tigurius if I could.  ;D
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: burgers4me on May 17, 2010, 06:11:03 PM
(Why not? Cat duck does not give a beslubber!)

The Ripper looked to his greater relative and nodded thoughtfully. Grabbing a stick, it starting dragging lines in the sand...
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Vosrik on May 18, 2010, 08:50:54 AM
Varro Tigurius steps into the scene out of his gate of infinity, and looks around thoughtfully. What is going on here? What am I supposed to do? Looking at the ripper, he tries to communicate to it psycically that he is a friend.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Rems on May 18, 2010, 08:58:31 AM
Seeing an entintity step out of a nascent warp gate Loken prepared to end its life. Then he realised, it was Tigurius, famed librarian of the Ultramariens chapter, a chapter so great it eclipsed all other; they who singlehandly save everyone and make the galaxy a happy place, they who slay avatars with the mearest effort, who rule an enlightened, happy realm! Oh wonder of wonders, glory of glories an Ultramarine here in his presance!.

Loken then had just found a new target to bump to the top of his kill list. His secretive masters would see his renewed devotion. 

For now however he would bide his time, playing along with the puny xenos that apparently had a plan. Musing on such a noveltyhe took out Betty and began to flaggellate himself. While it provoked nosensation, due to his power armour it still felt...right. Gurning madly under his helemt, Loken began to giggle.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Shalken on May 18, 2010, 09:02:59 AM
There was a slight rumbling underneath everyone's feet, as a Ravener bursts out of the ground.

The Ravener looks around, wary of its surroundings. It dives into the shadows, and makes its way to its fellow being, the puny Ripper.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: JackofBlades on May 18, 2010, 09:31:42 AM
Lars looked around confused and then held up Rocket Boy. "You know whass going on?" he asked the dead body. After a moment of silence Lars rolled his eyes and said: "You always say that." After a few more seconds of silent contemplation he shrugged and followed the others.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Shalken on May 18, 2010, 01:04:21 PM
The Ravener, seeing the large gathering, sends out loud psychic waves.

The Ravener is disgusted that the Assault on Games Workshop was utterly useless. The Ravener is confused why this group exists.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Vosrik on May 18, 2010, 02:09:51 PM
Tigurius strides back and forth. "The Assault on Games Workshop was definitely a well-written and well-played game, and actually I think I might start an Assault on Forge World RPG. Too bad Thalandir left..."
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: argos5 on May 19, 2010, 06:35:36 PM
The Necron Lord scratched the back of his head, "Is Thal on permanent leave? I've always wondered what the hell happened to that one. We only managed to rummage our way through a tunnel full of IG."
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Vosrik on May 20, 2010, 07:52:57 AM
Yeah I think he's gone permanently....he hasn't posted in close to five months. I had a fun time reading the Assault on GW, though.  :) Very well done. Now, as for this thread.....

Tigurius impatiently thumps his staff on the ground. "Well, what are we waiting for? Let's do/kill/slaughter/ect something!
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: burgers4me on May 20, 2010, 06:13:47 PM
The little ripper glared annoyedly at the new arrivals, and continued to scribble in the sand, following some strange pattern in its mind...
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Vosrik on May 21, 2010, 03:55:01 AM
Tigurius studies the ripper carefully....
"The ripper, I do believe, is drawing a map to this......aeroport" Tigurius noted.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Shalken on May 21, 2010, 08:06:10 AM
The Ravener, seeing the Ripper's annoyance, snarls indignantly.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Farseer Arendil on May 21, 2010, 08:31:55 PM
Skullkrakka pushed past the Ravener and looked at the ripper's drawing.  "'Ey, I know where dat iz, derez boyz ova dat way wiv big shooty deffguns!  We's can adds dem to our WAAAAAAAGH!!!!"  With that proclamation, he turns and splits a random human in half with his power klaw and shoots the remains.  "I finks we should follow da little attack squig fing and see where it'z leadin' us!!!!"
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Guardsmen's Bane on May 21, 2010, 09:25:29 PM
Farseer Othera nods, looks away in disgust, and starts walking
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Shalken on May 22, 2010, 04:00:28 AM
The Ravener sends out loud psychic waves to the others.

The Ravener is angry and confused.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Hive Fleet Dread Q'thulu on May 23, 2010, 12:49:44 AM
        "Ok is the plan/map ready?" "I say we atleast try to get the orks to join us" "i'll stay here to provide long range fire support with the help of the ravener with some sort of weak synapse similar to a vox unit. he can call in targets if things don't go as planned."

      I morph all of my weapons into a really sinister looking 4 barreled version of the spore mine launcher and morph an extra pair of legs and lock into an good firing stance i look like a combonation of a hydra anti-air gun and a dragoon(starcraft).
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Shalken on May 24, 2010, 12:50:09 PM
The Ravener slithers over to the newly-morphed being and remains at the ready.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Farseer Arendil on May 24, 2010, 06:31:28 PM
"AWRIGHT, so's we's gots boyz ta gatha so's we's can gets ta lootin' an' killin'!  Dis way!!!! WAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!"  Before taking off in the direction of the assembled Orks, Skullkrakka looks for willing souls to go with him
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Hive Fleet Dread Q'thulu on May 25, 2010, 01:55:02 AM
um shalken spotters don't stand near the artillery. you're supposed to go with the envoy to the orks and if anything goes wrong call down the thunder.
"so how many people do we need for this contact party?" so far we have Shalken the ravener and Skullkrakka.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Vosrik on May 25, 2010, 03:53:17 AM
Tigurius steps once again into the scene. "I'll go with whoever needs help, however it might be better if I stay with the Ravener just in case I need to communicate to it psychically."
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Shalken on May 25, 2010, 06:11:58 AM
Still somewhat confused, the Ravener follows the loud, hulking green mass.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Rems on May 25, 2010, 06:14:59 AM
" I refuse to gather debased xenos for a holy mission, i shall remain and guard this position. Besides you lot will need a calming hand," stated Loken. Striding over to stand by specimen X he activated his nemesis halberd and chambered a round. With betty securely hung from his waist, reminding him of his transgressions he was ready.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: argos5 on May 25, 2010, 06:04:34 PM
The Necron Lord waved a dismissive gesture to Loken, "Nonsense. We can conquer this frontier with love. Who's with me?!"
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Vosrik on May 25, 2010, 06:06:53 PM
Well, after looking over the thread for the first time,  :D I thought I should post Varro's stats. Here they are:

Ultramarines Chief Librarian Varro Tigurius

Weapons: Rod of Tigurius and Bolt Pistol
Abilities: All Space Marine psychic powers, Psychic Hood (negates psychic powers directed at him or his allies)
Special Abilities: Psychic Attack Deflection (ability to deflect and return a psychic attack at its user)

Strength: 5
Toughness: 5
Speed: 4
Agility: 5
Vitality: 6
Skill: 7
Dexterity: 5
Size: 7

Total: 44
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Shalken on May 25, 2010, 06:35:32 PM
And here's my guy's profile:

Ravener "Oblivion"

Weapons: Powerful jaws, four scything talons (all armour piercing)
Abilities: Silent dig, acid saliva (armour piercing, DOES NOT DROOL  >:( ), rage (rapid flurry of attacks)
Special Abilities: Long-range psycher (ability to communicate psychically with another being over a long distance), mind reading and control (ability to read the minds of other living organisms and take control of them)

Strength: 6
Toughness: 6
Speed: 6
Agility: 5
Vitality: 6
Skill: 8 (this guy is AWESOME in CC)
Dexterity: 0 (as with the Ripper, no hands to grab a gun.  :'( )
Size: 7

Total points: 44
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: JackofBlades on May 26, 2010, 02:21:13 PM
"I wanna go with Big Dolly" Lars cried grabbing Skullkrakka arm tightly.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Vosrik on May 26, 2010, 06:00:57 PM
Varro stands back and looks at both teams. "I think it would be best if I wait until someone needs me."
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Farseer Arendil on May 26, 2010, 10:25:12 PM
Skullkrakka looks at Lars and freaks out.  Grabbing a random nearby Ork Nob he holds it up to Lars.  "Oi, lookit me, I'm Gribbles, betcha can't catch me!"  With that, Skullkrakka flings the Nob as hard and as far as he can in hopes Lars just lets go of his Power Klaw......
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: JackofBlades on May 27, 2010, 04:11:37 AM
Lars looked after the ork Nob as he sailed across the sky. For a moment there was a torn expression on his brutish face, then he gave a delighted scream and ran after the ork Nob 'Gribbles' Rocket Boy bouncing behind him.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: burgers4me on May 27, 2010, 07:51:39 PM
The little ripper looked up from his finished map. It seems they were moving out.

A blurring vision stuck the little ripper.

... the mind only sees what it demands ...

GOAL:
Moving out.

(Burgers!)
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Rems on May 27, 2010, 09:55:15 PM
Damnation, must i do everything myself? thought Loken. "Onwards, wretched filth i have a holy mission and i do not intend to fail. To the airfields, let none bar our path!" Tigurius, with me, use your psychic influence to control these beasts, get them to follow us."

With that impromptu speech Loken bgins the march to the arifields, a glint of determination in his eye. well, you cant see his eyes but you know he being imperius with posture like that.

Loken begins marching, instructing Tigurus to control the tyranids

OOC, i say chaps to give ourselves an easier time of it how about adopting the speech,
thought, action pattern so we can better see what each other is doing?
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Shalken on May 28, 2010, 03:58:55 AM
Seeing the group move forward, the Ravener follows behind, relying on its instincts and lurking in the shadows.

Action: follow others.

[And one more thing: WHAT are we fighting? One moment I think it's orks, and then Rems says it's Tyranids???  ??? I'm all confused...]
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Rems on May 28, 2010, 06:09:33 AM
OOc, i was refering to the tyranids in our party. As a emperor loving, xenos hating grey knight i would only trust another space marine, even if they are an ultramarine, to keep an eye on our less dependable party members. Remeber to Loken your at the level of intelligence of a dog,... a dumb dog.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Vosrik on May 28, 2010, 08:21:54 AM
Varro uses his massive psychic abilities and tells everyone to start moving to their destination. He especially uses his abilities on Lars to enhance his ability to not follow flying objects.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: burgers4me on May 31, 2010, 01:57:06 AM
The little ripper follows the group. The have arrayed themselves together, marching down the long promenade towards the spaceport. To their left loud noises that could be gunfire can be heard. On the other side, the revving of engines echoes through the streets. Up ahead, the dying trees line the crossroads.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Guardsmen's Bane on May 31, 2010, 02:42:38 AM
Watching the team walk away, Farseer Othera peers into the future.

Seeing bloodshed, war, and cookies, Farseer Othera follows the mon - keigh and alien beasts
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Shalken on May 31, 2010, 08:15:33 AM
The Ravener uses its keen sense of smell to determine what is to the left. It then sends out psychic waves to the others.

Prey is nearby.

Action: senses food and alerts the others.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: burgers4me on May 31, 2010, 06:22:43 PM
(Note: Ask and you shall see....)

Leaving the map in sand, the ripper follows the others.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Farseer Arendil on May 31, 2010, 07:22:30 PM
Skullkrakka runs along behind the ogryn, shooting random Guardsmen with his Kustom Shoota.  He wonders what is taking everyone so long to catch up, thinking that if his boyz wuz dis slow he'd stop and kill'em for suckin'.  Up ahead at the spaceport, he hears the sounds of Deffguns firing away, and knows it's sum boyz to get ta follow him.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: JackofBlades on June 1, 2010, 05:30:53 AM
Lars was panicking now, he desperately tried to stay ahead of the shooting. He was flailing Rocket Boy around him in a wild attempt to force the guardsmen back. 
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Shalken on June 1, 2010, 08:00:47 AM
As if jumping off a diving board, the Ravener leaps into the air, then plunges effortlessly into the soft ground. It silently follows the others by means of its favourite path while keeping a psychic connection with Tigurius.

Action: Dives underground and silently digs a path underneath the party, while keeping a psychic connection to tell what is happening up above.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: argos5 on June 2, 2010, 05:26:27 PM
The Lord of Flowers comes into existence upon a bed of freshly grown flowers. "Come, my lovelies. Its time to experience a higher form of power..." And with this, the Lord of Flowers unleashed and erratic spread of pink lightning across their foes.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Vosrik on June 3, 2010, 03:59:49 AM
Tigurius warps to the side of the Necron Lord of.......flowers  ???......and opens up the dreaded Vortex of Doom above the helpless enemies.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Shalken on June 16, 2010, 03:53:09 AM
(Buuuuuurgers....... .people are getting bored out here!)
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: burgers4me on June 16, 2010, 06:14:11 PM
(Nag and you shall be rewarded! :D)

The little ripper watches as the group continues to move forward, weapons up and blasting. They reach the crossroads as from left, a platoon of guardsmen retreats infront of you, fighting of a horde of manic greenskins. From the right, the engine sounds reveal themselves to be the exhaust of two Trukks, filled with some 'Ard Boys. With a purple light playing around their eyes, the boyz unleash their fury.

Watching the carnage, the little ripper figures this is gonna hurt...

OBJECTIVE: Save the Guardsmen, or kill them.

POINTS: - Bloodspatter
              - God-modding

(Note: the points shall be fully integrated now, I just need a chance to fully put it in)
(And nag you shall recieve)

Burgers!
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Rems on June 16, 2010, 07:16:26 PM
OOC- Points- Bloodsplatter and god modding? I assumen you mean extra points for lots of descriptive bloody narraitive and no godmodding? Or do you want us to god mod?

Come, companions let us save these servants of the throne! Hold your ground cowards, your deliverance is at hand

 To himslef he adds; it will be good to purge some mortals for their failure, let them feel some of my pain

Loken leaps infront of one of the trucks, storm bolter extended. Blasting away he makes ready to stop the hurtling truck with his body, he will attempt to stop it with a shoulder barge when it hits him, whereupon he will comence the destruction of those inside.

Action: I want to save the guardsmen. I am trying to stop one of the trucks with my astartes strength.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Vosrik on June 17, 2010, 03:57:20 AM
Rems, you can't make it bloody and include the gory details unless you god-mod, so I think he wants us to because he won't be here often ;)

Varro steps to the Trukk and launches the Machine Curse, immobilising the crude vehicle and sending it tumbling. Orks flew out of the Trukk and landed in front of the second Trukk, which made no exertions to stop rumbling along. Turning his attention to the guardsmen fighting the Orks, he opened up the Vortex of Doom over the senseless greenskins, sucking them into the black horrors of the Warp.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Shalken on June 17, 2010, 04:02:08 AM
Sensing the fight above, the Ravener positioned itself under the Guardsmen and Orks

Bursting from the depths, it began slashing its talons at the greenskins. Blood and gore flew left and right as the Ravener consumed its helpless, terrified victims.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Guardsmen's Bane on June 17, 2010, 04:43:27 AM
Watching the orks and mon-keigh fight it out, the farseer peers into the future, watching the enemies movements, and then concentrating to hit them there
Action: enemies are doomed
Farseer Othera then draws her witchblade, and runs at the orks. She swings her sword, with anger, but also with care. After ten seconds of slicing, Othera stops, and watches 10 Ork bodies fall to the ground. From behind, an ork runs at the farseer. The ork stops and swings it's choppa, but the farseer swings around, stopping the axe with her sword, then flinging the enemy weapon aside, before driving her head forward, pushing the point of her helmet into the Ork, before pulling upwards and slicing him in half.

Farseer Othera looks over at the ripper, and to make sure that it's safe, she tries to cast fortune, but fails. A Hole rips through the air, revealing the warp in it's full horror, but the farseer ignores it almost instantly, before picking up two orks and throwing them into the closing hole.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: argos5 on June 17, 2010, 05:59:02 PM
Watching the others decide who lives and who dies, the Lord of Flowers was disgusted by everyone's display. Teleporting himself between the Orks and the guardsmen, the Lord plunged its staff into the ground and unleashed a shockwave of pink energy. "LOVE and Peace!" cried out the Lord of Flowers. For each guardsman and ork the energy touched, it would have been akin to being submitted to the hedonistic passions of Slaanesh.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: JackofBlades on June 23, 2010, 05:22:51 AM
(I'm really sorry guys, but real life is starting to catch up to me and I don't think I'll be able to continue playing.)

Lars continued to flail Rocket Boy around him in a wild panic, but the ever advancing guardsmen slowly brought him to his knees. Softly he fell and clutching Rocket Boy died.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: burgers4me on June 23, 2010, 06:46:16 AM
The little ripper watched as gory scene took place before him.

The two Astartes tore forward, one cursing a trukk into a pile of scrap metal. The second trukk thundered through the scrap only to be halted by the cold fury of a armored shoulder. The orks rushed forward, and the two replied with bolter and the mind, ruthlessly cutting down the crazed greenskins. The right flank was silent.
On the left, the Eldar was a lithe form of death, leaping and slicing and dodging, distracting all with an orgy of destruction. And from the least expected quarter, below, the Ravener burst upwards with is great maw seizing all within reach. Ork blood stained the streets as the four finished of their foes.
The sergeant of the wounded and pursued guardsmen stood, and an tried to raise a word of thanks. His words were halted by the robotic construct. With a wave of pink, flowery energy the assemble gaurdsmen were killed in a most gruesome, sexual manner.

The little ripper crawled through the piles of corpses, avoiding ruptured entrails. Wondering if the Cookie-Emperor was pleased, hes looked at the four roads they could take.
Ahead was the promenade, war torn and rife with fighting. Ignoring the milk bar they had just left, the ripper looked to the left and right. While the right had echoes of far off gunfire, the left was quiet save for a slight buzzing. Both quickly turned, blocking sight further
As the cookies fell from the sky, the ripper simply waited, regarding the cooling corpse of Lars.

(Quite all right JackofBlades, hope everything works out)

OBJECTIVE: Pick a direction
POINTS: Find the right path to take.

Cookie Count!
Loken (Rems) - 4 (Objectives achieved)
Tigurus (Vosrik) - 4 (Objectives achieved)
Ravener (Wolf) - 5 (Objectives achieved, with extra consuming :))
Othera (Bane) - 5 (Objectives acheived, with some nice writing)
Flower Lord (Argos) - 8 (Objective achieved, with a mass-violation to boot)

Burgers!
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Rems on June 23, 2010, 08:26:31 AM
"I say we go straight ahead, the fastest and most dangerous path" it will prove my devotion to my emperor. "Fortune favours the brave, wretches". Spoke Loken, regarding the fallen guardsmen with a sense of regret.

"Necron if you dare defile another serveant of the emperor i will rip your circuits out!" He raged, before adding quietly "Unless i demand a right purging, oooh". Regaining control of himself he glares at the others, waiting for their no doubt useless input.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: argos5 on June 24, 2010, 05:05:35 PM
The Flower Lord stared blankly at Loken. If a look could be anymore blank and bored, the Flower Lord was expressing it. Reaching down for one of the fallen cookies reserved for the Necron, the Flower Lord returned its expressionless glare upon the human.

"I do what needs to be done," the Flower Lord smashes a cookie across the teeth-etchings on its metallic skull, as though to eat it.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: burgers4me on June 29, 2010, 03:32:11 AM
(Important Service Announcement!: Being the awesome GM I am, I am awesome enough to tell you I am going on holiday for a week starting tomorrow. So sadly no update for one (1) week. But still, anyone who hasn't posted yet needs to post or you might get left behind... and die. If you wanna play get in today. That is all.)

(Burgers!)
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Vosrik on June 29, 2010, 07:39:33 PM
Using his incredible Gift of Prescience, Varro speaks once again, "I agree with Loken. Forth for the Emperor and the Imperium!"

"As for you, Necron Lord of...Flowers...what you have done is an outrage to the Imperium. If your cursed blade of wickedness looses another soul of the Emperor's noble servants, I will send the remnants of your miserable body that Loken has not destroyed into oblivion. We saved those men, only to have our efforts wasted by your interference. But, maybe there is still hope for you. Repent of your deeds, and destroy the enemies of the Imperium."

Nodding to Loken, he then levitates a cookie to his hand and eats the rather small, human-sized snack in one bite. "It seems that the Ravener is proving extremely useful to our cause." Turning to face it, he psychically asks it to dig ahead of the group and alert them of any danger.
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Shalken on July 5, 2010, 09:49:13 AM
Receiving the master psyker's message, the Ravener once again plunges into its natural habitat and begins to dig forward. Although its hunger seemed abated for the moment, the rich smell of prey was impossible to ignore.

((OOC: Burgers, you can call me Shalken, or Shal for short.  ;)))
Title: Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
Post by: Vosrik on July 24, 2010, 06:11:56 PM
Then reality kicks in and we all realize that there is no Cookie-Emperor, the Ripper is not cute, but is rather quite as creepy as all rippers look. Then the ripper and the ravener do their duty and eat every living thing on the planet. Varro Tigurius snorts in disgust and warps back to the Strike Cruiser Octavius, awaiting his next mission.

The End.