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Title: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on November 25, 2008, 08:57:45 PM
Now for something completely different... the Below Poster game!

Basically what happens is that each poster will try to guess something about the next poster. The next poster will then comment on how close to the truth he is, then makes the next guess about the next poster.

For example:
Talon Raven: "I think the next poster likes to eat shoes for breakfast!"
Starky: "Hmmm.... Wellingtons...."

And so on and so forth. Usually there would be a theme to guide everyone, but I'm pretty sure we'll be all fine and dandy.

Let's start with something mild first:

I think the below poster likes to watch Mythbusters.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on November 25, 2008, 08:59:46 PM
Only when the TV is already on Mythbusters.

I think the below poster has heard of the 'Kill the Below Poster' game that was introduced a while ago, but was quickly ended due to a lack of interest.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on November 25, 2008, 09:11:02 PM
Not at all, that explains why I started this.

I think the below poster might be be more sarcastic.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on November 25, 2008, 10:12:27 PM
Sarcastic? Me? Never!  ::)

I think the below poster may be one of the above posters.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on November 25, 2008, 10:45:59 PM
Nope... oh wait, damn.

I think the below poster lives in a different time zone than me.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on November 25, 2008, 11:28:14 PM
Oh yeah, but by how much I dunno. I think all of about 15 people who care about Google Maps lives in a differnent Time Zone than me. :P

I think the below poster hasn't played me in Vassal.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on November 26, 2008, 12:05:51 AM
You picked it.

I'm CERTAIN the below poster hasn't played me in Vassal.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on November 26, 2008, 12:07:49 AM
Well done, good sir!

The poster below me will not be American.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Noble on November 26, 2008, 01:43:53 AM
Here's my cue - I'm Australian

I think the below poster has never eaten anchovies.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Snike on November 26, 2008, 03:12:43 AM
That is, indeed, correct.

I think the below poster dislikes his boss/superior.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on November 26, 2008, 04:17:39 AM
How ironic: I hate all authority.

I think the next person will likely die young.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Noble on November 26, 2008, 05:53:33 AM
Well then it wont be me so i wont jinx it...

I think that the next person to post had something red in his last meal.

EDIT: Crap!! What have I done!!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on November 26, 2008, 07:57:36 AM
Well, how can I put this... no. There was no red jam in my morning meal.

I'll guess that the next poster never had a car crash.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on November 26, 2008, 08:46:19 AM
That is correct... but I shall be getting my permit soon...

The below poster does not go to school.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Russ, Gue'Vesa from the Tiny Red Dot on November 26, 2008, 09:28:02 AM
Actually I do go to school, although the students call the principal the CEO and the teachers host mentors.

I think the below poster likes playing console games.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on November 26, 2008, 09:59:27 AM
Hell yeah, I love em, just don't own em. Havta hijack a friend's place just to get my craving.

I think the below poster owns a computer rig so old, that it makes Rasmus looks really, really young.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on November 26, 2008, 10:29:05 AM
Amazingly, you are right.

The below poster is just utter Fail.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on November 26, 2008, 10:33:49 AM
How wrong you are. :P

I think the next poster spend waaaay too much time on 40KO to be healthy.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on November 26, 2008, 10:35:47 AM
Not Healthy and Long time, 69% right, the other 31% was the not mentioned hump-a-holic SOLAR PUPPY syndrom of humping anything new in the Taverns.

The below poster is a VASSAL player.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on November 26, 2008, 10:36:34 AM
Really, what's the chances of getting that wrong?

The next poster is likely to be ninja'd... soon.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on November 26, 2008, 11:05:44 AM
A great probability since I'm such a slow typer.

The next poster should be writing a batrep or some random tactica/article/project instead of messing around  in the Tavern...

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on November 26, 2008, 11:06:34 AM
You are right if by 'project' you mean work.

The below poster is jailbait.....
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on November 26, 2008, 11:50:22 AM
WRONG!!! I turned legal last month.

The below poster was trying to get into my pants when I was jailbait.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on November 26, 2008, 12:01:59 PM
Who else but me.

I praise your avatar... it's made of Win and Goovil.

The poster below me is a fan of Black Bible.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on November 26, 2008, 12:15:39 PM
Ahem, lets pass on this.

The below poster is a nerd.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on November 26, 2008, 12:17:24 PM
Not yet but soon, when I can be bothered.
 
The Below poster has been in a dark ally with Sanct.
 
DAMMIT NINJA'D!!!!!
 
HEY THATS MEAN!!!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on November 26, 2008, 12:22:21 PM
How did you figure? I really enjoyed beating him to abject submission.

The below poster have a girl/boyfriend.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on November 26, 2008, 12:25:35 PM
Actually, I'm kind of engaged. With Greenstuff. Less than a year until I get to England.

The below poster uses colored text.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on November 26, 2008, 12:26:12 PM

How did you know?
 
The below poster has, at some point in their life, been dumped by the girl of their dreams!
 
 
Mr.ZPS
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on November 26, 2008, 12:36:58 PM
I praise your fail.

I praise Season 2 Black Bible in pink for proposing to a 2 part epoxy that is used to scult minis.

As for Greenstuff the lovely lass of the conversion forums...... I miss her lovely aura of Pr0n and Jailbait.

The below poster will write in black text.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on November 26, 2008, 12:38:46 PM
How did you guess?
 
The below poster is posting after me!
 
Mr.ZPS
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on November 26, 2008, 12:55:14 PM
I'm posting BEFORE your next post.

The below poster..... has more than 2000 posts.....
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on November 26, 2008, 01:02:04 PM
Not yet there but working on it!

The below bastard has a dog (not a Snactjud's spawned dog, a normal one).

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Snike on November 26, 2008, 04:39:47 PM
I have two.

The next poster has something against a person whose name has the letter 'e'.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on November 26, 2008, 06:32:29 PM
Does my sister count?

Geez we're seeing a lot of hidden psykers around here.

The next poster is about to agree with me.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on November 26, 2008, 07:12:04 PM
Fine, I agree with you. Astonishing! Incrrrrredible! Fooooomidable!

The next poster is about to kill someone in the Kill the Above Poster thread.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on November 26, 2008, 07:18:47 PM
I've been avoiding the KTAP thread.

The next poster will either be Starky or Talon Raven.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on November 26, 2008, 07:27:16 PM
Must... resist... posting.... damn you... irony!

The next poster is a wiseguy.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Raktra (So long, I guess) on November 26, 2008, 07:35:05 PM
Quiet you!

The next poster will indeed be posting.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on November 26, 2008, 07:46:00 PM
(http://mashable.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/spam.jpg)
Does spam count?

The poster likes.... chicken...
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Raktra (So long, I guess) on November 26, 2008, 07:53:23 PM
Thirsty for chicken!

The next poster will have more posts than me (and a valid reason to be awake)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: azore24 on November 26, 2008, 07:59:54 PM
Half right, It's only 8PM...

The below poster is a bread user.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Raktra (So long, I guess) on November 26, 2008, 08:02:00 PM
Nay, I be a cracker user

The below poster will not be English
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on November 26, 2008, 08:14:45 PM
Tu parle la nationalité ou la langue?

The next poster would have a green water bottle.


Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on November 26, 2008, 08:20:28 PM
I do monochromatic and pink. No green.

The next poster's taste in music will fall somewhere between Ska and Deathcore.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on November 26, 2008, 08:46:55 PM
Well, at least further away from ska than deathcore (I burnt out on ska).

The next poster is missing a body part.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on November 26, 2008, 08:53:59 PM
Aye, the part of my brain that locks Sarcasm Mode.

The next poster claims himself to be a God.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on November 26, 2008, 08:55:52 PM
Tee Hee [raises hand]

In my defense I believe we are all a small part of "God", if it makes you all feel any better.

The next poster has set themselves on fire at least once.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: azore24 on November 26, 2008, 08:57:44 PM
Nope, you're wrong.

The next poster will have many more posts than I, even though I will have been a member longer.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on November 26, 2008, 09:10:48 PM
So how long have you been on 40kO, eh, boss?

The next poster will have a less pretty Avatar than mine.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Noble on November 26, 2008, 09:11:46 PM
Nope... I dont have an avatar at all, so it cant be less pretty.

The next poster will post between this and the one after.

It might not seem apparent at first, but just wait it will come.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: azore24 on November 26, 2008, 09:59:40 PM
Since March '05, Talon.

And yes, it obviously would have to be unless the next post never comes.

I predict that the next poster will make Noble's prophesy come true.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on November 26, 2008, 10:10:28 PM
Consider the fulfillment of both prophecies true then, I joined in Sept 06.

The next poster will have a bunch of demotivational posters stuck on his wall.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on November 26, 2008, 10:16:45 PM
Heh no, doesn't have any poster (yet).

The next poster has been arrested at least once by the police.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Russ, Gue'Vesa from the Tiny Red Dot on November 26, 2008, 10:58:52 PM
Haha, you wish Starrakatt, I am the law ;)

I believe the next poster has a sibling and a dog
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on November 27, 2008, 08:20:49 AM
So clever. Two siblings and two dogs, actually.

The next poster is a Francophone.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on November 27, 2008, 10:02:06 AM
Incrrrredible! Awesooome! Inbeeeelivable!

Le prochain a répondre est un membre des forces armées.
The next poster is a member of the military.



   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: TagniK'ZuR on November 27, 2008, 10:27:29 AM
No, sorry, I'm in the BI/IT line :) (go Babel Fish Text Translator)

The next poster likely work at some sort of institution
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on November 27, 2008, 11:12:45 AM
Quote from: TagniK'ZuR
No, sorry, I'm in the BI/IT line :) (go Babel Fish Text Translator)
Or you could have read the bit of black text... :P

I am one of the head honcho of the Goovil Organization, so yes!

The next poster has never been bothered by snow.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on November 27, 2008, 11:14:48 AM
It snowed last week!
 
The next poster doesn't like Marmite!
 
And therefore is stupid!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Raktra (So long, I guess) on November 27, 2008, 12:54:08 PM
CORRECT

The next poster will not weild as much godly power as Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Locke on November 27, 2008, 02:15:04 PM
WRONG. I AM THE GOD EMPEROR

The next poster will want to become a Tau commie :D.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Dinendal on November 27, 2008, 02:19:07 PM
Never, oh wait I'm a follower of communism...

The below poster doesn't speak french :)

MOUAHAHAAHA JE GAGNE!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Locke on November 27, 2008, 02:47:16 PM
Vraimont, Tu rates.

Pourquoi tu aimes le francais?

Excuse my lack of accents, American keyboard = :(.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on November 27, 2008, 05:12:15 PM
'Coz its my native language too.

The next poster will NOT be full of fail. Prove me wrong, I dare you! PROOF I say!

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on November 27, 2008, 05:13:27 PM
...I'm not sure.

The next poster has had a better day than me so far.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on November 27, 2008, 10:00:30 PM
Every day that I am me is a better day than being someone else.

The next poster has no belly button.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Locke on November 27, 2008, 10:13:56 PM
Fail at life.

The person below me will go beat my Wiki challenge because i want to do another one.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on November 27, 2008, 11:15:25 PM
I have succeded by refusing your challenge, for I am no tool (I hate doing the research for others).

The next poster is a tool of the lowest order.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on November 28, 2008, 12:15:09 AM
*looks at mod stars* Right you are, good sir.

The next poster will not be a haberdasher.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on November 28, 2008, 12:17:37 AM
Yes, I would much rather buy things than sell them; gimmie! gimmie!

The next poster is likely going to kick themselves for putting off that thing they should be doing instead messing around here.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Russ, Gue'Vesa from the Tiny Red Dot on November 28, 2008, 03:36:06 AM
I have too much spare time, either that or i'm freaking lazy.

The next poster is going to smile as he reads the posts
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Alienscar on November 28, 2008, 05:05:46 AM
How true, but only because I am watching Pokemon cartoons at the same time.

The poster below has never seen Blake's Seven.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Snike on November 28, 2008, 07:32:45 AM
I don't even know what that is...

The below poster has something blue on.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on November 28, 2008, 08:42:38 AM
Yeah, my underwear.

The next poster didn't sleep much last night.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on November 28, 2008, 09:42:39 AM
French Exam cramming last night.... zzzzzzz

The next poster has yet to achieve Diplome D'Etudes de la Langue Francais B2.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on November 28, 2008, 09:45:40 AM
I took French 1 three years ago...

The below poster thinks Shade ain't nothin but a be-atch.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on November 28, 2008, 02:48:02 PM
Agreed.

The Below poster will brag about his win vs. Moc065.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Raktra (So long, I guess) on November 28, 2008, 02:54:31 PM
Who be this with the filthy Eldar?

The next poster will have a handlebar mustache.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on November 28, 2008, 04:04:56 PM
Nope.

The next poster will say "I didn't say that".
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Raktra (So long, I guess) on November 28, 2008, 04:20:34 PM
Nein!

The next poster will have met a Scottish person.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on November 28, 2008, 05:09:27 PM
Yup! Many in fact. Going to Scotland does that to a man...

The next one have lost his last 40K game.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Locke on November 28, 2008, 05:10:33 PM
Nope. Tied, 4 models away from a complete massacre.

The next person is an Eldar player!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on November 28, 2008, 05:13:34 PM
Incredible.

Th next one hate Eldar...


...probably 'coz he can't beat them.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Raktra (So long, I guess) on November 28, 2008, 06:38:59 PM
Starrakatt is indeed wise!

That one was made for me really wasn't it?

The next poster will hate Iron Warriors.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on November 28, 2008, 06:40:51 PM
YES!!!

The next poster will be sick.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on November 28, 2008, 06:46:12 PM
*cough*

The next poster will watch Bible Black with me.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: azore24 on November 28, 2008, 07:18:21 PM
No idea what that is or where you are, so FAIL.

The next poster likes pineapple.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Locke on November 28, 2008, 07:32:28 PM
I do indeed.

The next person will help me be converted to Eldar.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on November 28, 2008, 07:33:59 PM
Bend over and let slaanesh hump you.

The below poster will help and occupy Locke's mouth.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Locke on November 28, 2008, 07:47:58 PM
No, he will not. Denied, chaos! I'm Tau anyway...you can't corrupt me.

The next poster will resist the power of chaos!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Raktra (So long, I guess) on November 28, 2008, 07:48:58 PM
Only until I open the codex/ army book again. :D

The next poster will also be watching a zombie related movie.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on November 28, 2008, 07:58:15 PM
No.

The next poster will like my Avatar.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on November 28, 2008, 09:12:47 PM
I don't.... my first reaction was....WTF is that.....then I copy/save enlarge.....and I'm like....what a let down.

The next poster is a virgin.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Raktra (So long, I guess) on November 28, 2008, 09:13:42 PM
Hahaha, nope.

And you stole my beslubbering idea dammit.

The next poster is in a long distance relationship.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on November 28, 2008, 09:35:25 PM
Nope. Wife sitting right next to me.

The next poster will post a vague comment about Snacty beating everyone in vassal.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on November 28, 2008, 09:45:04 PM
I'm kicking ass and taking names.

The next poster will be in awe of my gigantotonic ego.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on November 28, 2008, 09:48:58 PM
Yes.

The next poster will be Sanctjud.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on November 28, 2008, 10:05:37 PM
Oh yea.....it's me, after sending moc 75% of our battle report for his comments.

The next poster was one of my be-atches.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on November 28, 2008, 10:54:00 PM
Nope, not yet. Maybe soon though...

The next poster will be one of Sanctjud's be-atches.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on November 28, 2008, 11:49:47 PM
You must have a bit of psychic dyslexia, there - Sanctjud's MY be-atch.

The next poster will be a geek.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Rudkin on November 29, 2008, 01:06:21 AM
Quite correct. I've said it many times, and have the t-shirt to confirm it!

The next poster will most likely be male.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Russ, Gue'Vesa from the Tiny Red Dot on November 29, 2008, 04:00:20 AM
Yeah, that's a high probability in a hobby more preferred by the male society.

The next poster is a funny person.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Noble on November 29, 2008, 05:32:06 AM
Nice, free Rep.

The next poster is in a bad mood.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on November 29, 2008, 07:19:30 AM
Bugger off you silly bastard, I am not.

Oh wait...

The next poster will type 'the next poster'.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on November 29, 2008, 07:39:47 AM
Obviously not, this is the "Below poster" thread.

The below poster has far too much free time.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on November 29, 2008, 09:01:41 AM
*facepalm*

Failed that pretty hard didn't I?  Guess I don't have enough free time to check my posts.

The below poster is made of fail?
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on November 29, 2008, 09:13:21 AM
No.

The next poster is most probably not a total idiot, although he may be mildly demented.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on November 29, 2008, 09:39:19 AM
Blast, got me again.

The next poster will be preternaturally prescient about the poster following them.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on November 29, 2008, 10:47:18 AM
A fine assessment of my Goovil abilities indeed, Ô Lord of 3vil.

The next poster is a choice target for the powers of Evil.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Killersquid on November 29, 2008, 01:20:52 PM
Me evil? Nah.


The next poster, Will have drawn a self portrait at some point.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on November 29, 2008, 02:13:43 PM
Of course.

The next poster will have an enormous ego.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on November 29, 2008, 05:23:58 PM
No, My ego is fine. In fact, I am well known as being gifted of a God given Humility tm.

The next poster will agree with Me.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Snike on November 29, 2008, 07:35:30 PM
Bwahhahhahhahhahh, haaahhahhahhahh... *sniff*
Sorry, mate. No deal.

The next poster will not be amused.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on November 29, 2008, 09:40:54 PM
Duh. That joke was almost as bad as the ork walking into a battlewagon joke.

The next poster will question me about the aforementio ned joke.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on November 29, 2008, 10:47:08 PM
God-DAMN-it, I actually was going to question you about said joke before I read the next line in your post ><

The next poster will be curious also.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: azore24 on November 30, 2008, 02:01:14 AM
That I am, and also was going to ask.

The next poster will tell the joke for us.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on November 30, 2008, 01:02:48 PM
It's called reality; its only a dream.

the next poster is a virgin.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on November 30, 2008, 01:12:48 PM
Dude, I'm 15!
 
The next poster will start a quote pyramid.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: azore24 on November 30, 2008, 01:24:58 PM
Dude, I'm 15!
 
The next poster will start a quote pyramid.

Hope a mod doesn't shut it down.

The next poster will continue the pyramid, if they aren't a mod.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on November 30, 2008, 01:32:20 PM
Dude, I'm 15!
 
The next poster will start a quote pyramid.

Hope a mod doesn't shut it down.

The next poster will continue the pyramid, if they aren't a mod.
Woo Hoo!
 
The next poster shall continue the pyramid!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on November 30, 2008, 02:14:57 PM
Sorry to disappoint, but I'm stopping this one here.  No quote pyramids in MY Tavern Games, not on my watch!

The next poster will be tempted to continue regardless?
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Dinendal on November 30, 2008, 02:22:04 PM
Nop

The next poster won't be able to solve a differential equation using the Lagragian approach to find F=ma.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on November 30, 2008, 02:27:39 PM
I don't know what you just said! :-[
 
 
The following poster shall recite the nursery rhyme "Little Bo Peep"!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on November 30, 2008, 02:29:11 PM
Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep... and doesn't know where to find them...?

You know, it's been so long since I've recited that I've completely forgotten it.  Bummer.

The next poster will enlighten me?
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on November 30, 2008, 02:32:28 PM
Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep... and doesn't know where to find them
Leave them alone and they`ll come home
Wagging their tales behind them!!!


The next poster will update their Avatar to a christmas one like mine!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on November 30, 2008, 02:34:33 PM
Hey, I beat you to it.  Wait... is that a Christmas Kakashi?

The next poster will tell me, because I imagine it will be the above poster.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on November 30, 2008, 02:35:08 PM
No. It won't.

The next poster will be the one who was 1st turn Kroot Hound raped...
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on November 30, 2008, 02:35:53 PM
Never get tired of proving you wrong.

The next poster will have been ninja'd by me.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Raktra (So long, I guess) on November 30, 2008, 02:37:10 PM
Dude, I'm 15!
 
The next poster will start a quote pyramid.
Never stopped me.

And correct! I was going to reply to the one you replied to!!!

The next person will be a Futurama fan (and thus in awe of my avatar)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on November 30, 2008, 02:37:59 PM
Nope! I may like Futurama but didnt recognise your avatar!

The next poster shall notice my spellling miztakes!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Raktra (So long, I guess) on November 30, 2008, 02:39:50 PM
I'm a grammar freak! I despise your mistakes!

The next poster will have recently gained free models.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on November 30, 2008, 02:40:46 PM
Nope!

The next poster shall bow down before Kon wearing a Santa hat!
<--
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on November 30, 2008, 02:41:29 PM
Nope.

@Mr.ZPS: When'd I say that quote in your siggy?

The next poster will ask me why I said that.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on November 30, 2008, 02:49:25 PM
No, I don't care; you people aren't using your awesome mind powers ( a lot of nopes going around).

The next poster has gone nearly a week without bathing within the last five years.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on November 30, 2008, 03:22:33 PM
Yeah.. when I was 10 I was scared of water, and therefore a bath! lol
 
The next poster will not know who Kon is (The teddy in my Avatar!)
 
P.S Vassal dude, you said that when your kroot attacked my serpent in our game!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Raktra (So long, I guess) on November 30, 2008, 03:26:53 PM
I know who he is, he's the teddy in your avatar.

The next person will have an amusing story from today.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on November 30, 2008, 03:42:21 PM
Nope!

The next poster will make, paint and play with toy soldiers!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on November 30, 2008, 03:48:24 PM
Nope. Who do you think I am?  ::)

The next poster will comment on my new name.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on November 30, 2008, 03:49:55 PM
Wow you listend to me in the Noob Board!


The next poster shall also play with toy soldiers!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on November 30, 2008, 04:32:37 PM
All soldiers are toys; a serious game of blood, fire, and good times! (oh, and 40k too)

The next poster wears glasses or contacts, and is also likely Caucasian.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Raktra (So long, I guess) on November 30, 2008, 04:33:29 PM
Correct tiny simian!

The next poster is shorter than me. Trust me.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on November 30, 2008, 04:37:14 PM
It's possible; I'm 6 ft even.

The next poster could buy a car with the money wasted on "nerd stuff".
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Raktra (So long, I guess) on November 30, 2008, 04:39:11 PM
Oh yeah, you're about a foot shorter than me.

And I could probably hire a hitman for the amount I've spent on this hobby.

The next poster will have went on a 60 hour Warhammer bender.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on November 30, 2008, 04:49:47 PM
Nope.

The next poster will not live near me.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Snike on November 30, 2008, 05:21:43 PM
About two thousand kilometers away, so you're correct.

The next person will wonder where either one of us (or both) lives.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Raktra (So long, I guess) on November 30, 2008, 05:23:02 PM
True, where DO you live?

The next poster will not have eaten chocolate scorpions.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on November 30, 2008, 05:39:26 PM
You are, indeed, correct.

The below poster will be overweight.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: BubbaMack on November 30, 2008, 06:51:48 PM
Only if you count my testicles........ ::)

The bellow poster plays with dolls.....aka action figures (non 40K)!!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on November 30, 2008, 07:10:43 PM
Well... yes?

The next poster have never been moderated.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on November 30, 2008, 07:30:11 PM
Hate to burst your bubble, I ain't exactly what you would call a role model.

The next poster likes jam. Sticky, gooey, sweet jam.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on November 30, 2008, 07:41:41 PM
Sorry for NOT being Snacty. :P

The next one prefer 3vil to Good.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on November 30, 2008, 08:12:18 PM
You clever person you.

The next poster likes peanut butter. Sticky, gooey, sweet and oh-so-chunky peanut butter.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on November 30, 2008, 08:29:02 PM
Again, I'm not snacty.

The next poster will wonder what the difference between the "below poster" and the "next poster."
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on November 30, 2008, 10:08:28 PM
Negative, I really couldn't care less.

The next poster will see the urgent need to put a Christmas hat on their avatar.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on November 30, 2008, 10:14:07 PM
Indeed I will. Tommorrow.

The below poster ran the risk of being devoured by a Toad Eating Giant Monster tm.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on November 30, 2008, 10:47:51 PM
Oooo, so close. And by "so" I mean "not even remotely."

The poster below me will not be familiar with the music of Count Basie, and for that I pity them.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on November 30, 2008, 10:50:23 PM
Oops, you got me.

How about the next poster goes and listens to Man of War, because it's insanely epic?
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on November 30, 2008, 11:06:25 PM
I will not (sleep time) but I like their music. If you can call that music. :D

The next poster is worst that poster preceding the above one.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on November 30, 2008, 11:14:34 PM
Ummmm, that made no sense.

The next poster will question that also.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Noble on November 30, 2008, 11:26:25 PM
Correct, although it would have been wrong, had I instead posted before you instead of navigating away from the thread.

The next poster will not be Starky as it is his sleep time and he will be sleeping. (Is that a challenge?!)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on November 30, 2008, 11:27:24 PM
Yup.

The next poster will comment on who Noble is.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Locke on November 30, 2008, 11:37:17 PM

The next poster will wonder where my response was
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Noble on November 30, 2008, 11:55:00 PM
I'm confused... so who am I?
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on December 1, 2008, 01:07:34 AM
You're Noble of course  ::).

The next poster will wonder why he didn't think of that.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 1, 2008, 01:15:16 AM
Ah, no. For Noble is well known to us, Goovil Masters, as the Key Rogue Agent and Eater of Things.

The next poster will pledge himself to the Christmas Enforcing Squad. Or not.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on December 1, 2008, 01:27:26 AM
I started it this year!

The next poster will wonder where Jimmy is.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 1, 2008, 01:30:52 AM
Eh-eh, I do not: Hiding in his closet, as always...

The next one will laugh at people affected by ridiculous neurosis.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on December 1, 2008, 04:40:14 AM
I won't laugh.  Perhaps a quiet chuckle however...

The next poster will have a Chaos army of one flavor or another.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Snike on December 1, 2008, 08:55:06 AM
Correct! And the flavor is Nurgle! Just moldy enough for my tastes. (Flavor, taste, heh heh...)

The next poster will not be able to talk to his parents (face to face) at the moment.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 1, 2008, 11:19:42 AM
Sure, I dont live with them anymore...

The next poster will friggin' Christmas his avatar. Understood?


   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on December 1, 2008, 11:21:23 AM
Done!
 
The next poster shall do a handstand!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 1, 2008, 11:28:26 AM
No, I haven't the skill.

The next one will have plowed snow in the last week.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on December 1, 2008, 11:59:48 AM
Are you kidding - we just had the first day of Summer!

The next poster will explain to me why I haven't played Vassal yet.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Snike on December 1, 2008, 12:10:09 PM
Because playing actual 40K is much more fun and doesn't allow you to degrade into a lonely sits-by-the-computer-all-day-person.

The next poster had not read this whole thread before posting his first post.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 1, 2008, 12:16:16 PM
Errr, well, yeah. I got in late.

The next poster have an old PC.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on December 1, 2008, 12:17:51 PM
Does an old Laptop count?

The next posters username will start with the letter 's'.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on December 1, 2008, 12:21:05 PM
Nope an "M"

The next poster will click on THIS LINK!!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 1, 2008, 12:55:39 PM
I praise you for fooling Me.

The below poster will be Jaws.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on December 1, 2008, 12:56:35 PM
hey what's up?

the next poster will be jealous.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Raktra (So long, I guess) on December 1, 2008, 12:59:25 PM
I have a damn good reason, I can't see my girlfriend for a year and there's a couple dry humping (or close to it) next to me!

The next poster will be an ancient mayan warrior.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on December 1, 2008, 01:02:02 PM
By "ancient Mayan warrior", did you mean "ancient Chinese demigod"? if, so then yes, you are correct.

The next person has eaten something alive before.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 1, 2008, 01:05:07 PM
If you mean a woman, well yes...

The next poster will be horrified shocked.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on December 1, 2008, 01:08:14 PM
Only shocked at your lack of technique; it shows, due to how many kids you have **(well, that's not working... ;))**

The next poster will have a santy hat in their avy.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 1, 2008, 01:14:01 PM
Well, two are enough, thank you. ;) And my wife doesn't complain... Well, yes she does but... Ahem, you know what I mean.

And yes, my avatar is hatted, thanks for having noticed.

The next poster will be single.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Snike on December 1, 2008, 01:46:50 PM
Hopefully not for long, but yes.

The next poster will dislike some part of Christmas.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Raktra (So long, I guess) on December 1, 2008, 02:01:38 PM
The part where rich people pretend to be homeless for God knows whatever reason.

"Can you spare some change?" "Why, soy uo can have another beslubbering rolex/ newly pressed suit?" Damn the North.

The next person will hate a different aspect of Christmas.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 1, 2008, 02:05:21 PM
Yup, endless parties, as in: Lack of Sleep Ltd

The next one will be just that: The next.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Raktra (So long, I guess) on December 1, 2008, 02:43:43 PM
Correction, I was the last!

The next poster will be frustrated by an obscure piece of technology.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 1, 2008, 02:50:04 PM
YES! My CPU won't detect and install my bloody soundcard. Grrr...

The next poster will likely have catched an internet virus at least once.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Raktra (So long, I guess) on December 1, 2008, 02:52:44 PM
Thanks to my "dad" and porn, yup. ruined the old computer.

The next poster will be in mild pain, but feels it was worth it.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 1, 2008, 03:01:27 PM
Meh, having flux and coughing isn't what I'd call worth it, thank you very much.

The next one had imaginary fits of fantasy and gratuitous cruelty directed toward an annoying person.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Raktra (So long, I guess) on December 1, 2008, 03:04:07 PM
Well, it started as imaginary...

The next person will have complex romance arrangements.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 1, 2008, 03:31:23 PM
Well, no, wrong again: I am a married man. ;)

The below poster can't drive.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Raktra (So long, I guess) on December 1, 2008, 03:37:17 PM
So marriage is simple then?

I kid, I kid.

And to the statement, I have a LegoLand driving license.

The next poster will have been in a case of mistaken identity.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on December 1, 2008, 06:40:29 PM
Pleeeenty.

The next poster will have tried installing the latest patch for the Nvidia 6 Series, only to find your display turned into 800 by 600 px and at 4bit color resolution upon restart.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 1, 2008, 06:42:01 PM
No, but I had the kind of problem you speak of before.

The next one will have won his last 40K game.

   Starky

P.S. Talon, DO NOT forget to Christmas up your avvy... [Rawwr!]
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on December 1, 2008, 06:42:59 PM
The last game was with Sancty. 2 and 2...?

The next poster would know where the #@#$@ is Blue Yoda.

[Damn, found out.]
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 1, 2008, 06:46:07 PM
Toronto, a 8 hours drive from here.

The following poster will be pissed at his boss.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 1, 2008, 08:11:30 PM
Don't you dare get me started.

The next poster will have the urge to leave 40kO forever.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 1, 2008, 08:56:58 PM
No.
(http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x187/Starrakatt/failsooooooohard.png)
The below poster will have an interesting FAIL pic too (interesting I say!).

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 1, 2008, 09:00:03 PM
Yes, but I'm too lazy to put it up.

The next poster will beg me to put it up.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on December 1, 2008, 09:01:43 PM
Not true, so I am going to ignore your ninja and reply to Starky.

------------------------------------------
So true! It is not everyday this happens.

(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/fail-owned-tire-fail.jpg)

I believe that the below poster's living quarters are as filled with Warhammer stuff as mine.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 1, 2008, 09:03:55 PM
Nope. All of my stuff is stashed in a closet.

The next poster will have Christmased his avatar.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on December 1, 2008, 09:07:08 PM
Darn tootin.  The next poster will explain why my plans for tennis get screwed by rain at the moment.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on December 1, 2008, 09:09:43 PM
Because I see nothing Christmas-y in your avatar.

The below poster has not heard of the Heralds of Twilight, though they should.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on December 1, 2008, 09:22:14 PM
Dead wrong there. You advertise it so much, that you're a banner and several threads short of being Tauir.  ;)

The next poster will explain how is it i can't see the Christmas hats on some avatars.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on December 1, 2008, 09:25:57 PM
Whaoh, my avatar was changed!

The below poster knows what is going on?
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 1, 2008, 09:37:21 PM
No idea.

The next poster will laugh along with me at this quote:
Dead wrong there. You advertise it so much, that you're a banner and several threads short of being Tauir.  ;)
Hahaha. If my sig wasn't so used up with the banner and the links, I'd add it in.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on December 1, 2008, 10:06:57 PM
Rofl. Well played, good sir.


The poster below me will still be clueless as to what's going on.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 1, 2008, 10:21:22 PM
Nope. Read a couple of FWL's briiliant fluff pieces/stuff.

The next poster will ask for a link to the aforementioned fluff.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on December 2, 2008, 12:48:31 AM
Put it up if you want; it's unlikely I'll use it though.

The next poster might care more than me though.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Col.Gravis on December 2, 2008, 07:20:51 AM
Might - but does'nt.

The next poster will have eaten something they probably should'nt of.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 2, 2008, 07:23:41 AM
Possibel, I am quite sick so it could actually apply to any food.

The next poster will have tasted bugs as a kid.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on December 2, 2008, 08:45:21 AM
Aye, had one when I went to Korea for a school trip. It has this fibrous yet otherwise tasteless, texture, and the smell is not something you want to snort.

The next poster loves curry.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on December 2, 2008, 08:51:58 AM
Never had curry before.

The below poster will click on this link.
http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=165485.0 (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=165485.0)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Snike on December 2, 2008, 09:21:31 AM
Mwahahahhaa! I didn't! I am so Yhwh-condemned evil! Now I shall go eat some kittehs!

The next poster doesn't like eating kittehs.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on December 2, 2008, 10:12:22 AM
Well you caught me.  3vil though I am, I don't eat kittens.

Drowning puppies however...

The next poster will call my bluff.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 2, 2008, 12:15:29 PM
Indeed: A pic for a proof or you are lying.

The next poster need to take a shower.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on December 2, 2008, 03:42:41 PM
Well I eventually need to get the old blood off of me so to start over.

The next poster is a victim.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 2, 2008, 08:07:25 PM
Yeah, sure am - Victim from a psychopathic and bloody rage... Err, where's that head coming from... Oh, sorry Jawy.

The next poster had a broken nose.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 2, 2008, 08:36:27 PM
Yup. About 12 years ago or so.

The next poster will type in yellow text.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Rudkin on December 2, 2008, 08:48:27 PM
Sorry to disappoint you.

The next poster will use the letter "e" in their post at least twice.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 2, 2008, 09:10:24 PM
Yeah, sure, why not?

The below poster will have been bitten by a dog.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on December 2, 2008, 09:15:10 PM
I was chased by one, and lovingly nibbled by my sister's Malteses everyday.

The next poster will be able to explain why I see two different avatars for Starky depending on which computer I use.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on December 2, 2008, 09:17:43 PM
Because one of the browsers needs a full refresh.

The next poster will agree.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 2, 2008, 09:19:03 PM
I agree. Just hit the 'Refresh' button.

The next one will comply, thus proving My almighty prescience.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 2, 2008, 09:23:08 PM
Yes, but not provingyour almight prescience.

The next poster will agree with me about Starky's insane ego.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on December 2, 2008, 09:43:00 PM
Starky does have ego issues and I believe that we are all insane; so yes, I concur.

The next poster wears diapers.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 2, 2008, 11:23:37 PM
NOooooooOO.

The next poster will agree with me about Starky's insane ego.
Starky does have ego issues and I believe that we are all insane; so yes, I concur.
Meeehh... Might is Might, you both should recognize it since the time... Jealous bastards...

The next poster is envious of someone.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 2, 2008, 11:34:08 PM
Yup.

The next poster has not christmased his avatar yet.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on December 2, 2008, 11:36:35 PM
Oh, there's my queue.

The next poster WILL have Christmas hatted his avatar.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 2, 2008, 11:37:18 PM
Yup. Badly, but it still is.

The next poster will top me in answering yes the the "next poster" statements.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on December 3, 2008, 09:38:00 PM
Don't know, didn't count.

The next poster will wonder where my christmasy avatar went.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on December 3, 2008, 10:41:33 PM
Hey, Talon, where'd your Christmas-y avatar go?


The poster below me will think that was the least-clever response ever.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 3, 2008, 10:44:06 PM
Probably more, actually.

The next poster will be confused at what I said.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on December 4, 2008, 12:03:44 AM
Only confused as to why you even bothered.

The next poster will likely care more than me though...
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: THE Bill on December 4, 2008, 02:31:18 AM
How did you know?!

The below poster will keep his/her answer brief to this question, are you going to
christmas-a-tize you avatar?

Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Snike on December 4, 2008, 03:12:52 AM
Maybe.

The next poster can't bother to do this to his/her own avatar.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Noble on December 4, 2008, 05:46:12 AM
Whoops, too late...

Before this I didn't have an avatar, but everybody else was adding hats... I thought it was about time... so I Added a hat...

The next poster may find this mildly amusing.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Alienscar on December 4, 2008, 07:05:57 AM
Spookily correct. I find the fact that you added a hat as your avatar vaguely sardonic and the subtle sub text of the note below your avatar was the perfect counter point.

The poster below has yet to start his/her Christmas shopping.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Col.Gravis on December 4, 2008, 07:52:00 AM
Way to rub the salt in, I know, I know, I'll get to it, I've been busy!

The poster below will find Christmas a chore.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tyranid_Wannabe on December 4, 2008, 08:11:55 AM
Yes damn putting lights all round the outside of the house. Not looking forward to it

I think the below poster has a mysterious problem with their socks
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 4, 2008, 10:35:18 AM
When it happens they go to the bin. I call this phenomena: Bare Threading tm.

The below poster like to play on the beach.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on December 4, 2008, 10:46:14 AM
Darn tootin'. Nothing like building a sand-fortress and debating with Iron Warriors on the strategical advantages and disadvantages of the plans.

The next poster plays Left 4 Dead!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on December 4, 2008, 04:49:35 PM
Does it count if I leave my victims for dead?

The next poster has almost lost a body part, or become horribly mutilated, thanks to powered tools before.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 4, 2008, 05:56:44 PM
Once, I almost lost a thumb on a sawbench. T'was funny.

The below poster will be crippled or a mutant in some way, minor or major.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on December 4, 2008, 06:45:30 PM
My left eye can't move towards the extreme left, and moves independantly from the other eyeball, that count?

The next poster will wonder if I was being sarcastic.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on December 4, 2008, 06:51:09 PM
Very true.

The below poster wants the Heralds of Twilight to be revived, if just so I can shut up about wanting them to come back.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on December 4, 2008, 09:25:13 PM
No, they can stay in the grave; I like to watch people suffer.

The next poster might posses a little more compassion.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 4, 2008, 10:51:35 PM
Nope.

The next poster will have an UPDATED vassal W/L/D record in their siggy.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 5, 2008, 09:19:46 AM
Nope.

The next poster will explain to us all why the Billboard in person doesn't show his own record, although it'll probably be a very liberal and personal interpretation.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tyranid_Wannabe on December 5, 2008, 12:25:18 PM
I could but due to my great intelligence if I were to tell you your eyes would melt and brain explode so for the safety of everyone I cannot divulge any information

The next poster will be missing an common article of clothing
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Alienscar on December 5, 2008, 12:45:17 PM
Oo nearly correct. I have a quite a selection of half of a pair of socks. Does that count?

The poster below will only have read pages 5 & 6 of this thread.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on December 5, 2008, 03:50:15 PM
Been here since the beginning of this thread, but does it count if I have likely read less than two pages of posts?

the next poster will have the answer.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tyranid_Wannabe on December 5, 2008, 09:31:21 PM
Yes it does well in my books

The below poster will be drinking some sort of beverage
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Hymirl on December 5, 2008, 09:39:54 PM
Not at the moment, although I have drunk a lot of pepsi... stupid having to drive.

The below poster will be more witty than the one above.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on December 5, 2008, 09:52:55 PM
When am I not?

The below poster hides the fact that they play 40k around their friends.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on December 5, 2008, 09:57:36 PM
No way, I roll in it like when finding fresh dead.

The next poster possesses shame.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on December 6, 2008, 07:46:45 AM
...Slaanesh cultist.

The next poster hasn't made their WAR Black Guard yet.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 6, 2008, 08:20:26 AM
That's for sure.

The below one is a smoker.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on December 6, 2008, 09:03:20 AM
Not yet, give it a few months.

The below poster will sign a petition to get Shade fired if he doesn't show up to beslubbering work some time soon.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 6, 2008, 09:11:12 AM
You have my name. Begin the writeup.

The  next one will explain Me the Jester/Shade feud.

   Starky

Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on December 6, 2008, 09:15:08 AM
There isn't one. We've been friends since we were in kindergarden and find it amuse to play at hating each other. He just hasn't come to work for the last month or two.
 
The next poster will not be followed by me, because I'm off to work myself now.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 6, 2008, 09:20:18 AM
You really call that work...? If Shade hadn't been there for that much time, I fully expect the boss just hoping he'll show up just for the pleasure of firing him. ;)

The next poster fantasised at last once to fire someone in a spectacular way.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on December 6, 2008, 10:25:58 AM
Literally, aye.

The next poster plays Left 4 Dead. Come on!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on December 7, 2008, 12:32:10 AM
beslubber YEAH! Best co-op game EVER. Find me on X-box Live: SuperJamBob


The next person is enrolled in college/university.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Rudkin on December 7, 2008, 12:45:40 AM
That I am. In fact, I should probably have spent today working on my paper for Metaphysics.... Ah well.

The next poster bought a copy of the Battle for Macragge just for the crashed aquila.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on December 7, 2008, 02:26:49 AM
Haven't bought one at all, so kinda rules me out.

The next poster is behind my time-zone.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on December 7, 2008, 05:17:35 AM
...Or maybe I'm ahead; 'fraid I'm a little apathetic to our two locations relative to Greenwhich mean time and all.

The next poster will waste the time to enlighten us all.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 7, 2008, 10:10:14 AM
You are behind, 10/11 hours behind...

The next one didn't drink that much yesterday.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on December 7, 2008, 10:40:08 AM
Depends on what you mean by 'drinking'.  Drinking plenty of water, yes...

The next poster will clarify so that I can stop being (deliberately) obtuse.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 7, 2008, 01:24:55 PM
No. You can get out of your little dream bubble now.

THe next poster will wonder what I meant.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on December 7, 2008, 02:43:24 PM
Not likely, you cattle can stay in your cute little insolated worlds; it'll make it easier when I finally place my blood soaked boot on your necks, forcing your submission to my will (for I am the Monkey God, yadda, yadda...).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on December 7, 2008, 03:02:06 PM
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/militia-fail.jpg)
 W00t to my 1st FAIL pic!
 
The next poster will have a write in english.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Rudkin on December 7, 2008, 04:25:26 PM
Pourquoi? Je sais qu'il y a plusieurs personnes ici qui peuvent lire en Français!

J'espère que la prochaine personne comprend ce que j'ai écris....
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 7, 2008, 05:10:46 PM
Bien sur.

The next poster will decide if Pogo's FAIL pic better represent: Sanctjud or Jawmonkey.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on December 7, 2008, 08:49:05 PM
Hmm... I'm going with Jawmonkey.  Sorry dude, I know its bad, but I think it would have to be a worse pic to represent Sancty  :P.

The next poster will NOT find such a pic.  I don't want to know.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 7, 2008, 09:05:28 PM
I did - Closeup on Snacty's loving lips:
(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f297/babyteardrop_45/love%20and%20cherries/thsintongue.jpg)
The next one can find something worse.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on December 7, 2008, 09:44:36 PM
I could, but I won't.

That pic couldn't be me, not enough back hair, too much clothes, too much tan, and I'm blonde, other than that... likely.

The next poster thought that strange picture was hot.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on December 7, 2008, 11:53:27 PM
Not at all.

The next poster will agree with me.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on December 8, 2008, 12:35:38 AM
Sweet Mary mother of Jesus and all her wacky nephews, he's right!


The next poster will not know what I was referencing.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 8, 2008, 12:45:12 AM
I get the Wacky part (all fellow Vassal players will know what I mean).

The next poster will have vassal.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Brother-Captain on December 8, 2008, 12:52:33 AM
I do have Vassal! How did you know?!?!

The next poster will be interested in Vassal after reading this.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on December 8, 2008, 03:45:04 AM
Kinda - was already interested.  Hell, I have it.  I just need to play a game ><

The next poster will have already done so.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on December 8, 2008, 08:13:30 AM
So clever!

The next poster will have played Left 4 Dead before.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Russ, Gue'Vesa from the Tiny Red Dot on December 8, 2008, 09:08:06 AM
How can i not, its a highly anticipated game for a long time! Er, ain't that right Zoey?

The next poster uses Francis in Left 4 dead
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Unleash Mayhem on December 8, 2008, 10:11:37 AM
Christ how did you know this? Well I did in the demo but havent got the full game yet.....

The next poster doesn't care about strategy in warhammer, they just run as fast as possible towards the nearest enemy guns blazing!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 8, 2008, 10:35:04 AM
Well, since I actually like to win, no.

The next one will ask Me to Christmas up his avatar if it hasn't been done already.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Snike on December 8, 2008, 12:32:52 PM
"Please, Starky, could you Christmas my avatar up?"  ;D

The next poster will be sick of Christmas already, even though it isn't even here yet.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 8, 2008, 01:22:50 PM
No. But I shall do something to for your avatar...

The next poster was a nerd at school.

   Starky

Edit: Also, there's your avvy Snike ;)


(http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x187/Starrakatt/40KOnline/zavatar_34799.png)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on December 8, 2008, 07:04:09 PM
Certainly, but that's a pretty easy go when you're posting on a 40k site.

It's almost like saying...

The next poster is under the age of 72.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 8, 2008, 07:11:14 PM
Hey mate, W00T!!

The below poster in times past had a silly hat. And got ribbed about it.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on December 8, 2008, 07:15:58 PM
Uh oh, Starky and I are online at the same time.  Brace for impact!

Yes, I did have a silly hat (depending on your definition), but never really got teased over it.

The next poster will have a better computer than my poor old laptop.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 8, 2008, 07:22:32 PM
Define: old. Mine is a Dual Core, 3.2 Ghtz, almost 3 years old now...

The next one will laugh at me for a reason he'll explain. Or else...

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on December 8, 2008, 07:36:34 PM
Meehehheheeehaahaah a. Because my computer is older than yours.

The next poster should get Left 4 Dead.
Woohoo, billboardin'.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on December 8, 2008, 07:40:29 PM
Probably, but I have nothing to play it on, so it kinda wouldn't work too well for me.

HAH, you lied Starky.  1.5gHtz is my laptop, and a whopping 33.2 gig of space.

Uh, the next poster will pity me.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 8, 2008, 08:07:37 PM
Fine: I pity you.

The next one have too much free time.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 8, 2008, 08:32:39 PM
Yes. How'd you know?

The next poster will tell me have played my on Vassal.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on December 8, 2008, 08:53:28 PM
The next poster will instead RAGE at your terrible grammar.

The next poster will offer me a game on Vassal at any time between now and 24 hours from now.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 8, 2008, 09:02:08 PM
Yes. Now.

The next poster will log onto Vassal now for a game.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on December 8, 2008, 09:09:55 PM
Hur hur hur, rgr that.  I'm  a Vassal virgin, so be gentle.

The next poster will see me there.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 8, 2008, 09:11:08 PM
I Will

Ninjed. I am already logged on. However it is too late for Me, you should have asked/logged in two hours ago...

The next one shall have remorses...

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on December 8, 2008, 09:15:53 PM
Indeed I shall.  Gomenosai!

The next poster will tell me I have a terrible ability to render Japanese words into English.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 8, 2008, 09:45:14 PM
Yes, you have. Bu take heart as I'm no better. ;)

Th next poster is awful.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on December 8, 2008, 10:07:02 PM
Awfully awesome!

The next poster will comment about the change in avatar. Gimme till tonight to christmas it up again.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 8, 2008, 10:11:43 PM
Not really.

The next poster will notice that I'm on Vassal again, *hint hint Toad_Raier.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on December 8, 2008, 11:14:51 PM
Swing and a miss.

The next poster will not know how MOSFETs work.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on December 8, 2008, 11:31:25 PM
Gesundheit.

The next poster will have had soup for lunch.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on December 8, 2008, 11:51:35 PM
Does blood count? It did start to coagulate towards the end.

The next poster won't appreciate the rejuvinating effects of young human blood as much.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: nefurimu on December 8, 2008, 11:54:00 PM
Younggins are too pulpy for my taste... too much work for the refreshing taste.

The next poster will be handier with a juicer.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on December 8, 2008, 11:57:25 PM
I quit playing Rifts years ago; didn't like megadamage. ;)

The next poster knows what I'm talking about.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 9, 2008, 01:49:14 AM
Yeah, old times... :)

The next one did other kind of RPGs.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on December 9, 2008, 02:28:06 AM
Yeah, those were the days. I always said being a slavemaster had to be the best job ever; berate and beat your coworkers and they love you for it.

The next poster is more slave than master though.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 9, 2008, 07:59:08 AM
Aaaah, no. I was more the slavemaster type, taking pleasure in making players (kin and friends) suffer and grind teeth...

The nexr one has been a more normal kind of Game Master...

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 9, 2008, 08:25:45 PM
Even better. I make the games.

The next poster will get on Vassal for a game.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Russ, Gue'Vesa from the Tiny Red Dot on December 10, 2008, 10:14:54 AM
What's vassal? Honestly, I have seen it I think and I don't know what it is about. Someone enlighten me.

The next guy won't enlighten me. ;)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 10, 2008, 10:20:17 AM
There you go: http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=172289.0 (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=172289.0)

The next poster will have a precise question.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on December 10, 2008, 01:31:20 PM
Yeah, but its too deep for you dolts (has to do with Velcro, subatomic particles, jelly beans, and their connections to Lincoln's influences towards string theory).

The next poster's brain would explode if I asked them that question.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Raktra (So long, I guess) on December 10, 2008, 01:52:50 PM
Joke's on you, I have long since evolved beyond the need for a physical brain...

The next poster will be some form of extraterrestrial.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Alienscar on December 10, 2008, 02:19:17 PM
We are all some form of extraterrestrial. Either we were formed by heavenly magic or an asteroid/meteorite/chunk of rock that crashed into Earth is our daddy.

The poster below would like a bike for Christmas to make up for all the times he asked for one but never got one.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Raktra (So long, I guess) on December 10, 2008, 02:21:24 PM
And you just ruined my question Mr Scar ;)

I don't want no bicycles. I have legs for walking.

The next poster will judge a close friend to be sibling.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 10, 2008, 02:23:02 PM
Indeed.

The below poster will hate Winter...

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Rudkin on December 10, 2008, 04:29:10 PM
One of my profs once said that "one has to rebel against another person; you cannot rebel against nature... except Winnipeg winters."

I can't say as I hate winter (camping in the snow is fun; and there is no risk of bears!), but some days.... *brrr!*

The next poster will live south of the Canada/US border.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Raktra (So long, I guess) on December 10, 2008, 05:25:45 PM
If by south you mean England, then yes.

The next poster will scoff my Britishness (yet, I am Irish)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on December 10, 2008, 07:09:32 PM
I can't, I would just feel too bad picking on a people that Europe hated so much that they stuck them on an island away from everyone else.

The next poster won't be as nice.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Rudkin on December 10, 2008, 07:38:31 PM
Nah. It just doesn't seem right to pick on Australians* like that.
...oh, you meant the other island filled with unwanted people! Silly me!

(*Continents are just really big islands when you get right down to it.)

But seriously, I'm too nice.

The next poster will likely disagree with me in some way.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on December 10, 2008, 10:28:07 PM
Of course, you have a Tau rank; obviously, I should have to physically stab you if we meet in real life.

"You like that? Its for the greater good, now die!"

I would likely have to be even less humane to the next poster.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cripple, Whose Corporeal Form is Now a Shade of Blue on December 10, 2008, 10:29:26 PM
I'll call the humane society!

wait....



I predict the next poster will have a cheeseburger, in a Mcdonalds, in southern Pittsburg, at around 3:41PM on a Saturday, and there's a guy named Arnold Hickory working the cash register.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 10, 2008, 11:13:53 PM
Uhhh, close, but no.

The next poster will be able to solve a Rubik's Cube.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on December 11, 2008, 01:20:32 AM
Eventually. One of these days. Maybe.

The next poster cheats.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on December 11, 2008, 01:52:04 AM
Only with you baby.  :-*

Rubik's cubes are easy once you memorize the algorithms ::)


The next poster has created a 9x9 cube, but it was subsequently confiscated by geeks who claimed, "its for the greater good that this never sees the light of day again."
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 11, 2008, 09:31:08 AM
Not really, more like 11 X 13.

The next poster will believe that I lied...

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on December 11, 2008, 03:21:04 PM
I have my doubts; I thought it was geometrically impossible to make a cube beyond 8 x 8, or something like that.

The next geek poster, knows the answer!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cripple, Whose Corporeal Form is Now a Shade of Blue on December 11, 2008, 06:01:32 PM
hmmm... I am a geek, but I think you misjudged the required levels.

The next poster will admit my godhood.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on December 11, 2008, 08:20:33 PM
Or severe lack thereof.

The next poster lacks more divinity than me (the Monkey GodTM).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cripple, Whose Corporeal Form is Now a Shade of Blue on December 11, 2008, 08:30:18 PM
You're right, I do lack divinity. I don't need it. I'm so awesome I'm more than a god.

The next poster will be in awe of me. So much so that he will pass out because he forgets to breathe.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on December 11, 2008, 08:34:07 PM
I'm so awesome I'm no more than a god dog.
There, fixed your typos, you're welcome!  ;) woof!woof!


The next poster is little more than cattle.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cripple, Whose Corporeal Form is Now a Shade of Blue on December 11, 2008, 08:39:49 PM
well, most humans do share about 80% of their genes(I'm estimating here) with other mammals. And a god is really just a human with really cool powers and worshippers and all. So yeah, You're actually right.

I'm so awesome I'm no more than a god dog.
There, fixed your typos, you're welcome!  ;) woof!woof!

Thank you, but you got it wrong (you seem to be doing that a lot today, you should tell your psychiatrist). It should be: daM doG. and if you read that backwards, you may get what I'm referencing.

I predict the next poster will get what I am referencing.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on December 11, 2008, 08:43:24 PM
I'm less "Mad" and more malevolent; at least IMHO.

The next poster will likely need therapy.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cripple, Whose Corporeal Form is Now a Shade of Blue on December 11, 2008, 08:53:45 PM
not quite, but I often wonder if others think I am insane.

I predict the next poster will be someone who...

paints their demon prince blue, yet doesn't make it tzeentchian!

yes, I mean you!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 11, 2008, 08:54:48 PM
Nope. Don't have a DP and don't plan to.
 
The next poster will log onto Vassal and watch my horrible fail to Big D.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on December 11, 2008, 08:55:25 PM
I hate watching fail.

The poster Vassalbates (in more ways than one).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on December 11, 2008, 08:58:08 PM
Don't you know it.

The below poster agrees when I say not to single out people in threads like these to respond (looks at Cripple).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on December 11, 2008, 09:10:39 PM
I AGREE!!!

The below poster expected this to be Cripple's post.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on December 11, 2008, 09:13:11 PM
Not really, I got here first.

Now the below Poster agrees this should be Cripple's.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 11, 2008, 09:18:05 PM
Nope.

The next poster will NOT be cripple.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on December 11, 2008, 09:32:09 PM
Its like you have foresight or something.

The below poster does not have foresight or something.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 11, 2008, 09:38:34 PM
According to you, or my boss?

The next poster will have immense wisdom and ego.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on December 11, 2008, 09:40:34 PM
BOOYA!

 The next poster will be Tauir, as no one else is on at the moment.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 11, 2008, 09:47:24 PM
Nope. Who do you think you are?

The next poster will remark about how FWL condoned single person posting and then did it himself.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on December 11, 2008, 09:49:42 PM
I shall do no such thing.

The below Poster.. aww screw it, Tauir, knows that Vassal is awesome.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 11, 2008, 09:51:38 PM
YES!

The next poster will be playing Srasmus.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on December 11, 2008, 10:03:42 PM
LIES! Srasmus4.

Tauir knows the horrors of the Wacky.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 11, 2008, 10:40:14 PM
Depends. (S)he is pretty nice to me. Sheduled a game next week too.

The next poster will comment on why I like Wacky.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on December 11, 2008, 10:42:23 PM
Yes. You're crazy.

The below poster will agree with me.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cripple, Whose Corporeal Form is Now a Shade of Blue on December 12, 2008, 12:37:50 AM
yes, he is, with a name like that.

The next poster will one day come to rue his insulting of me.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on December 12, 2008, 01:03:23 AM
I'd need to insult you first... git ;)


The next poster will think highly of me.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on December 12, 2008, 02:34:13 AM
Only as high as I regard the rest of humantiy... as cattle.

The next poster can type while chewing their cud at the same time.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Alienscar on December 12, 2008, 07:07:31 AM
Nope. I can type whilst eating but that's not the same. I would need to be a ruminant to chew cud. To be a ruminant I would need at least 3 stomachs. The only time I regurgitate is after beer and I wouldn't want to chew that again.

The poster below has just finished doing something when he should of being doing something else.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Russ, Gue'Vesa from the Tiny Red Dot on December 12, 2008, 07:44:29 AM
Yeah, was playing my console when I should be studying for my last paper tomorrow.

The next person visits the toilet at least 4 times a day.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Alienscar on December 12, 2008, 07:51:09 AM
True. Quite why I visit I'm not sure it never has anything interesting to say and I never get offered a drink.

The poster below will tell Russ29, in a motherly fashion, that passing exams is far more important than playing console games.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 12, 2008, 08:29:48 AM
"Russ, get your work done or you won't see your damn console for the next month!" Like that?

The next poster will not be that lenient...

   Starky

P.S. @Alienscar: Your avatar isn't Christmased. DO IT.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on December 12, 2008, 09:29:07 AM
Hat it or be destroyed by my pink fury.

The next poster has never seen my pink fury in action.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 12, 2008, 09:37:30 AM
If it's even remotely akin to My Yellow or Red Fury tm then you'll be sorry if you do not Christmas up your own avatar...

The next poster fantasised about doing something bad to his boss.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: moc065 on December 12, 2008, 10:03:27 AM
A long time ago, your statement was true... fortunately for me, I have one of the best jobs going now, with a great boss.

Now on to the business at hand.

The next poster should disregard all things said by those above them, as we are simply very bored, or very silly, or both.

CaHG
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 12, 2008, 10:15:15 AM
Yeah, I know I should... [sigh] What were you saying already... Can't be arsed to remember...

The next poster is not as silly murderously dangerous as me.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on December 12, 2008, 10:19:38 AM
No, I'm more so.

The next poster would die by my hands to early.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 12, 2008, 10:27:31 AM
I'd like to see that.

The below poster haven't Christmased his avatar, thus being wrong.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Alienscar on December 12, 2008, 02:58:57 PM
Ha ha I've Christmased my Avatar as instructed so therefore I am right.

The poster below knows someone, that knows someone, that knows someone that works at GW headquarters.



PS
"Russ, get your work done or you won't see your damn console for the next month!" Like that?
LOL, yes I like that a lot.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on December 12, 2008, 04:37:30 PM
Very likely; propbably the guy who folds the boxes...

The next poster would have a heart attack if he made their payroll.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 12, 2008, 05:00:12 PM
Especialy if it was my own money.

Th below poster will explain why snow melt.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 12, 2008, 06:48:20 PM
I would, but...no.

The next poster will become overcome with vassalbating.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Noble on December 13, 2008, 12:47:03 AM
Nope, but I know why snow would melt - Its summer, dummy

The next poster will disagree with me
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on December 13, 2008, 05:00:31 AM
Nope, nothing but agreement here comrade!

The next poster might however.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Alienscar on December 13, 2008, 05:13:28 AM
Correct. The seasons are nothing but a random set of words created by mankind to describe the atmospheric changes that occur due to the Earth's relative distance to the Sun and are therefore meaningless.

The poster below has already hung their Christmas decorations and put the tree up.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Noble on December 13, 2008, 05:19:50 AM
Nope, my mum did though. The only decorations are on the tree though...

The next person puts more care into decoration
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on December 13, 2008, 05:25:47 AM
I care so deeply I've put none up at all.  Not at home anyway.

The next poster won't mention a certain seasonal holiday at all...
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 13, 2008, 08:21:48 AM
I won't, although I'll have a full 17 days vacation for said non mentioned seasonal holyday...

The below poster is overcome by lust at least once a month.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on December 13, 2008, 08:54:44 AM
Heh.

The below poster knew that the previous post would set my ears tingling.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 13, 2008, 09:09:07 AM
Indeed, although I didn't knew that you would be the one answering.

The next poster had necrophiliac thoughts.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Russ, Gue'Vesa from the Tiny Red Dot on December 13, 2008, 11:02:27 AM
If that means having something going on with a hot female ghost, then you're probably right.

The next poster thinks he is less funny than his best friend.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 13, 2008, 12:30:50 PM
No. My best friend is...weird.

The next poster will dance badly.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on December 13, 2008, 12:38:16 PM
 ::) Umm yeah sure Im doing it as I type! ::)
 
The next poster will accuse me of lying.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 13, 2008, 12:54:48 PM
Yes.

The next poster will come onto Vassal.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on December 13, 2008, 01:58:03 PM
I wish I could!
 
the next poster will smash Captin Wacky around the face with a pig!
(Im not joking, use a big, fat, pink one!)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on December 13, 2008, 06:01:13 PM
Who the hell is that?  I demand a reason before I smash people with pigs, that'd hurt!

The next poster will answer my query.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Killersquid on December 13, 2008, 08:30:19 PM
Who the hell is that?  I demand a reason before I smash people with pigs, that'd hurt!

The next poster will answer my query.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Wacky (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Wacky) Not the most credible site, but it'll do. Two possible people it seems.
Captain Wacky is:

    * A nickname for former prime minister of Australia Paul Keating.
    * A nickname for Homer Simpson of The Simpsons.


The person who has posts next has a Guitar hero, air guitar rocker.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 14, 2008, 08:52:06 AM
No, I haven't. But I did play the thing.

The next poster won't bother to fix your quote brackets.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Killersquid on December 14, 2008, 09:03:32 AM
Lies, for it is me. Again.

The below poster is drinking Tea.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on December 14, 2008, 09:56:32 AM
Liar liar pants on fire.  Drinking Lime cordial.  It's very nice.

The below poster is posting from the... northern hemisphere.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 14, 2008, 10:06:47 AM
W00T! Incrrredible! Forrrrmidable! Fannnntasticccc!

The below poster isn't quite sane.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Brother-Captain on December 14, 2008, 02:07:35 PM
*twitch* No, I promise I am sane... when medicated

The below poster has yet to put a Christmas hat on their avatar.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on December 14, 2008, 03:03:28 PM
You caught me; I've yet to fight an Eldar/Elf army recently, sorry.

The next poster will care more about sissy Christmas hats than me.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on December 14, 2008, 03:05:02 PM
Oh yeah!

The next poster shall strip!

(Please dont be Sanct)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 14, 2008, 03:09:42 PM
No.

The next poster will wonder what ZPS is thinking.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on December 14, 2008, 03:11:16 PM
Only wonderin' if they could handle my sexy!  :-*

The next poster couldn't strip for money.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on December 14, 2008, 03:11:57 PM
What is this thing you call money?

The next poster shall think I am weird.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 14, 2008, 03:14:04 PM
It's like you read my mind.

The next poster will verbally attack Djay in his thread.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on December 14, 2008, 03:15:10 PM
Gimme a link.  ;)

The next poster won't provide the link.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 14, 2008, 03:18:24 PM
Go Doggy Go!
http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=174841.40 (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=174841.40)

THe next poster will post something in the thread.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jakinder on December 14, 2008, 03:20:09 PM
*Posts something outside of thread*
The next poster will have posted previously in this thread.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 14, 2008, 03:20:44 PM
Yup.

Now go post/attack Djay in some way.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jakinder on December 14, 2008, 03:24:04 PM
Wow. Its funny, cause I just did. Do we all hate Djay?
The next poster will be SPARTAN.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 14, 2008, 06:09:19 PM
What is your fefinition of SPARTAN? Whatever it is, Me > SPARTAN.

The below poster wll know about T-Dog's fate - Looks like Djay is following the same path...

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 14, 2008, 06:18:20 PM
Yup. Got told by 5th Wind.

The next poster will predict Djay will get banned.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on December 14, 2008, 06:41:17 PM
How about I ask who the hell that is first?  Is he that bad?

The next poster will give me a handy link or two.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 14, 2008, 06:44:30 PM
Go Doggy Go!
http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=174841.40 (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=174841.40)
There.

The next poster will have no affinity with frogs.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jakinder on December 14, 2008, 06:51:22 PM
Frogs? I suppose there are two evil Djays...
The next poster will be a eldar player.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 14, 2008, 07:08:31 PM
Yeah.

The next one plays loosy IGs.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jakinder on December 14, 2008, 07:23:59 PM
IG, affirmative.
It turns out that Djay changed his name to Djovic or something.
The next poster wishes to flame him in all possible ways.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 14, 2008, 09:47:35 PM
Not really.

The next poster will comment on all this Djay hate.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: nefurimu on December 14, 2008, 09:51:23 PM
Only in that I have no clue about your petty forum politics, nor do I know who Djay is.

The next poster will be tempted to explain on some level, but ultimately choose not to.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on December 14, 2008, 09:56:33 PM
He has issues and ... more issues.

The next poster will have read my bat rep raping Quigon.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on December 14, 2008, 10:15:38 PM
Heh, that was funny.  Silly poster is silly.

Oh, not yet.  But I will now, I think just for kicks.

The next poster will have beaten me to it.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 14, 2008, 11:20:07 PM
Not yet, not yet...

The below poster will notice the same thing as I in your visible profile... Being downgraded in Title does suck...

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 14, 2008, 11:45:19 PM
Not really.

The next poster will accuse Starky of being a "nosy" person.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on December 14, 2008, 11:47:22 PM
Actually no, I'm the stalker here.

The next poster will be Djay's BFF.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 14, 2008, 11:52:02 PM
Actually no, I'm the stalker here.

The next poster will be Djay's BFF.
Depends, what'd BFF mean?

The next poster will be awed by my amazying will to stay awake.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on December 15, 2008, 12:07:31 AM
I'm only amazed that you didn't know BFF stands for 'Best Friends Forever.'

The next poster has had a car accident in the past.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on December 15, 2008, 12:43:00 AM
yep, rode straight into a car. good times. killed my crotch for a day or two as well.

the next poster will wish to comment on this action of mine
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on December 15, 2008, 01:18:02 AM
Sure. Missing Father's Day?

The next poster has another interpretation for BFF.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Brother-Captain on December 15, 2008, 01:20:39 AM
I do but it is hardly forum appropriate...

The next poster will have a vague idea about "my" interpretation of B.F.F.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on December 15, 2008, 03:44:47 AM
Burning flame fire?  Nah, I got nothing.

The next poster will do better.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on December 15, 2008, 04:03:23 AM
Yeah, it involves drug laden parrots or a whole new adjective that suggests drooling.

The next poster loves the forum censor.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 15, 2008, 08:03:01 AM
Indeed, so the Udders of Thothly funny.

The next poster have some form of addiction.

Not really.

The next poster will accuse Starky of being a "nosy" person.
His Title under his name changed... ::)

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on December 15, 2008, 10:40:17 AM
Killin'  ;)

The next poster is on my red list.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 15, 2008, 11:29:07 AM
Really? [crack knuckles]

The next poster shall suffer, sooner or later.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Unleash Mayhem on December 15, 2008, 11:54:06 AM
I'm already suffering, I've been stricken down by illness for the past 3 days.

The next poster won't be getting what they want for Christmas.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 15, 2008, 12:16:03 PM
Well, I have no particular expectations, so...

The next poster will be tired of always have to answer Me...

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on December 15, 2008, 12:18:51 PM
Nope your wrong!

The next poster shall be ninja'd at some point today.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jakinder on December 15, 2008, 12:21:37 PM
Already happened ;D

The next poster shall be lazored.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 15, 2008, 12:22:50 PM
No?

@Ninjaed!: Heh, why not?

The next one like a bit of cruelty from time to time.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Brother-Captain on December 15, 2008, 02:54:55 PM
muahahaha.... i have no comment...

The next poster is in the mood for a good laugh today.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on December 15, 2008, 02:58:15 PM
Im always in the mood for a laugh!

The next poster is Grumpy!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on December 15, 2008, 03:03:24 PM
Humpbug, oh wait, wrong grumpy.

The below poster would love to combine Naruto with Dragonball and have a roseng-ah-me-ah-me-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 15, 2008, 03:07:02 PM
No, I'd like to combine them so that a single bonfire would eliminate both with less expense.

The next poster will write a batrep within the week.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on December 15, 2008, 03:09:57 PM
Maybe... games are only on Saturday, w/ Sat. night and some time on Sunday to finish....

The below poster has told me to stop stalking them in the past.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 15, 2008, 03:44:42 PM
I am the one who do the stalking here.

The next poster actively participated in the death of a random animal.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Killersquid on December 15, 2008, 03:49:47 PM
I dropped a mouse by accedent once. Crippled it, then it dragged it's self under an aisle. So, yes.

Um, the below poster enjoys Ginger Beer.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 15, 2008, 03:52:17 PM
It is not bad, yeah...

The below poster will understand the motivation behind spam.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on December 15, 2008, 03:57:20 PM
Food when you don't have any.

The below poster will start a flame war in the Chaos Boards.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 15, 2008, 04:04:46 PM
Who do you want banned? Not everyone is T-Dog's fodder...

The next poster will understand Snack-D's (lol) motivations.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on December 15, 2008, 04:10:56 PM
Porn mostly.

The next poster will be pleased to know that I will no longer be be-atching about Shade not showing for work.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on December 15, 2008, 04:13:29 PM
I am pleased there no sexual harrassment case.

The Below poster... likes to be on top........  
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on December 15, 2008, 04:17:03 PM
Trust me, the one under me likes it too.

The next poster will traditionally use colored text.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on December 15, 2008, 04:20:55 PM
Yep, green is best.

The below poster was under the above poster.   
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 15, 2008, 04:35:02 PM
No, top that time. Spicing things up with variety.

The next poster also have a dog.

   Starky

 
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jakinder on December 15, 2008, 05:07:41 PM
Sorry nope, I have a Starky.
The next poster will be a registered SS Waffen member.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on December 15, 2008, 05:22:25 PM
likely in a previous life; I've dropped the prejudice, but have retained the military discipline since then though.

The next poster is of weaker stock.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on December 15, 2008, 08:16:57 PM
I've been called militaristic and I've had a teacher call me gay, take your pick.

The next poster thinks Shade owes me a rematch of Saturday's game. I'm confident enough that I'll lay a days music control on my win.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 15, 2008, 08:43:16 PM
Yup, can't wait.
(http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x187/Starrakatt/vipside1.jpg)

The next poster will laugh at defeat.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 15, 2008, 09:26:20 PM
No.

The next poster will likely have hatted his avatar.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 15, 2008, 10:07:00 PM
How cunning.

The next one will laugh at victory.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on December 15, 2008, 10:33:52 PM
Well, I laugh at myself a lot, so yes.

The next poster will laugh at Starky fail. me not reading two posts up to see if that idea had been used already. 
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 15, 2008, 10:35:21 PM
Hahahahahahahahaha.

The next poster will comment on plain text being unncecessary.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on December 16, 2008, 01:41:16 AM
On the contrary, I think it's very necessary. 

The next poster will be ever so grateful there's someone interesting in this thread.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on December 16, 2008, 01:46:12 AM
Yeah, as soon as I find them.

The next poster is relatively mild and boring.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jakinder on December 16, 2008, 06:26:21 AM
Almost, but no quite.
7h3 n3x7 po573r 3nvi35 my 5p311ing 5ki115.
TRANSLATED
The next poster envies my spelling skills.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Russ, Gue'Vesa from the Tiny Red Dot on December 16, 2008, 06:31:21 AM
Gets frustrated, yes, envies, no. Anyway I actually skipped it straight away to the translated version. Sorry 'bout wasting your time. ::)

The next poster will also see the translated one first, and does not envy Jakinder's spelling skills.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 16, 2008, 08:54:11 AM
Wholeheartedly agree.

The below poster like is eggs like Sanctjud's: A bit gooey.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on December 16, 2008, 11:32:42 AM
I love my eggs that way.  I love all eggs, but especially eggs that way.

The next poster will be posting on the more reasonable side of 3:00 AM (unlike me)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 16, 2008, 11:36:10 AM
I do. Be unlike I mean. You. How are?

The next poster will NOT like like cherry picking/sorting. ::)

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on December 16, 2008, 03:24:10 PM
Nope, I throw them all into the same big pot and cook them up!

The next poster will fit in said pot.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on December 16, 2008, 03:25:47 PM
I imagine I would. Despite being 6'1" I'm quite compact.

The next poster will try to turn that into an innuendo.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jakinder on December 16, 2008, 03:27:30 PM
InYOURendo.
The next person will have laughed at that.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 16, 2008, 04:47:36 PM
Errr...

The next one will be less subtle.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on December 16, 2008, 04:49:51 PM
I will rape you when I get the chance.

The below poster watches Bleach.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 16, 2008, 04:52:34 PM
No. Although I may one day. I actually watch the Vampire Princess Miyu tv series.

The next poster will have interests in anime outside of pr0n.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on December 16, 2008, 04:55:48 PM
Bible Black is not Pr0n it's Hentai.

The below poster likes the highschool uniforms.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 16, 2008, 05:12:23 PM
This poster doesn't think that anime skirt length's reflect R/L ones... ::)

The enxt one has interests in anime other than hentai.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on December 16, 2008, 06:01:35 PM
Does Yuri count?

The next poster has interest in Hentai other than plot.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jakinder on December 16, 2008, 06:06:44 PM
Nope. Though I do know what you speak of...sigh.
The next poster will wish this thread turns its path.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 16, 2008, 07:25:50 PM
About time.

The next poster revel in horror movies.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on December 16, 2008, 07:29:08 PM
Brrr. Nope. I'm kicking zombie ass in L4D though, which is strangely brave on my part.

The next poster will point out that L4D is more of an action game, rather than a horror one.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on December 16, 2008, 07:48:27 PM
Barring the witches Left 4 Dead isn't remotely scary. And it's more the sounds that accompany them than the actual witch.

The next poster would watch a L4D hentai.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 16, 2008, 07:55:15 PM
That exists?

The next one will find what happened to the dinosaurs mildly amusing.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 16, 2008, 08:52:09 PM
Sadly, I don't worship Khorne.

THe next person will be addicted to BibleBlack (What is that BTW?)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on December 16, 2008, 08:55:57 PM
There you go. (http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=bible+black)

Feel free to click on the link in public, but be careful if there are people around  :P.

The next poster will also advocate caution.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 16, 2008, 08:57:58 PM
Yes I do. (ninjaed!)

@Betty: Santjud's and Jester's bedside Bible. You don't want to know.

The next poster won't enjoy My beer as much as I.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on December 16, 2008, 09:01:57 PM
I don't enjoy beer at all, so that's a safe bet.

The next poster will understand I need to leave to Christmas shop now!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 16, 2008, 09:02:59 PM
Yes I do, I am Myself late on this.

The below poster is wearing glasses.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 16, 2008, 09:08:24 PM
Nope. Contacts.

The next poster is demanding my Eldar pictures of me.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Brother-Captain on December 16, 2008, 09:20:20 PM
DO IT NOW! (no idea what you are talking about)

THe next poster will have an idea about what Tauir is talking about.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on December 16, 2008, 09:28:33 PM
Sure do buddy!

The next poster will be amazingly foolish.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 16, 2008, 09:34:49 PM
Yup. Amazing as can be.

The next poster will consider themself a tavern diety.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on December 16, 2008, 09:38:21 PM
Not at all.

The next poster will point out a grammatical mistake on this page.

Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on December 16, 2008, 09:39:01 PM
Nah, can't be bothered.  Just proved my tavern skills.

Quote the post above yours Tauirs, you'll see!  The next poster will see my cunning trap.

NINJAS ><
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 16, 2008, 09:52:51 PM
Sure do buddy!

The next poster will be amazingly foolish.
NO. HA!

The next poster will be cunnier than Me.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 16, 2008, 10:42:25 PM
No. I fell for it too.

The next poster will note that highlighting works also.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on December 16, 2008, 10:50:47 PM
Indeed it does.  Maybe next time you'll do that to my posts.  Gotta be a little less trusting of the Lord of 3vil!

The below poster will highlight this one (just in case). Not that I'm putting anything bad here.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 16, 2008, 10:57:31 PM
No, I'm not playing to your                       foolish mind games.

The next poster believe something is ominous (                 ). They are also crazy...
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on December 17, 2008, 12:00:30 AM
Your hidden black text trick fail due to some typo mistake.  :-\

The next poster will brake the trend of hidden black text tricks, bringing a new age of prosperity to this thread. or FAIL!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 17, 2008, 12:02:03 AM
Nope.

The next poster will come on Vassal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on December 17, 2008, 12:03:12 AM
You fail!!!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on December 17, 2008, 12:07:50 AM
You indeed fell into my own black hidden text trick  :P
And sadly some obligations prevent me to do anything else at the moment, especially stuff like Vassal.

The next poster will utterly hate Willard Quine or won't know him at all.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on December 17, 2008, 12:11:29 AM
How true

The next person will fail  or they won't
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Russ, Gue'Vesa from the Tiny Red Dot on December 17, 2008, 06:38:44 AM
Of course I won't. You can't use an old trick twice or could you?

The next poster thinks he is disgustingly smart
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Col.Gravis on December 17, 2008, 08:07:56 AM
Nah, I just get lucky and highlight things sometimes by accident  8)

The poster below will buy me a Reaver Titan ;D
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on December 17, 2008, 08:13:58 AM
I'll buy you one the day I'll have enough money to buy one for myself ;)

The next poster will curse Willard Quine because he kept awake the whole night  :'(
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 17, 2008, 08:33:26 AM
No, thats good - The tiried you are, the weaker.

The next poster will have issues with cops.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on December 17, 2008, 12:40:21 PM
I hope not, one more ticket and I loose my license :(

The next poster will be a forum troll.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 17, 2008, 01:45:17 PM
Only in the Tavern.

The next poster will have been warned for spam, flame or trolling.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on December 17, 2008, 03:39:51 PM
Yes, at one point I said in the Necron forum that playing them required about as much skill as masturbating and had roughly the same effect.

The next poster will either agree or play Necrons.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Snike on December 17, 2008, 04:28:42 PM
I neither agree, nor play.

The next poster will have no positive image about me.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 17, 2008, 05:12:09 PM
Wrong, you did hat your avvy. ;)

The next poster had some kind of violence orientated thought in the last days.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jakinder on December 17, 2008, 06:18:27 PM
I was worried about a kid I saw getting beaten up. Then I thought helped him with the bullies. Or at least I thought I did...
The next poster had trouble understanding my post.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on December 17, 2008, 08:17:21 PM
Not at all. You're simply unsure of whether you did the right thing in helping the kid.

I think.

The next poster will have an 'eadache.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Seraph Tenacious on December 17, 2008, 08:23:03 PM
Quite on target; I didn't get enough sleep last night.


The below poster is somewhat irritable.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on December 17, 2008, 08:24:06 PM
Quite on target; I didn't get enough sleep last night.

The next poster will ask a question that will result in the above reply.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Seraph Tenacious on December 17, 2008, 08:36:07 PM
...what?

The below poster chuckled.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 17, 2008, 08:41:36 PM
Uhhhh.....No.

The next poster will have at least 1000 posts in the tavern.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on December 17, 2008, 09:29:09 PM
Not even close!

The next poster would do anything for money.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 17, 2008, 09:32:49 PM
Nope.

The next poster is nearly broke.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on December 17, 2008, 09:34:50 PM
Yes sadly  :'(

The next poster was at some point accused of grammar Nazism.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on December 17, 2008, 10:16:13 PM
not accused, but a supporter of the grammar. Long live the grammar! Correct spelling and punctuation for all! And correct word choices!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Seraph Tenacious on December 18, 2008, 01:56:10 AM
No.



The below poster is up too late.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Alienscar on December 18, 2008, 04:26:17 AM
Nope. Nowadays I'm just awake too early.

The poster below is divorced.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Inquisitor Yoda on December 18, 2008, 06:53:32 AM
Wrong, not even married. Better luck next time.

The poster below will be male! (Ph3ar my aw3sum pr3diction p0w3rz.)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Russ, Gue'Vesa from the Tiny Red Dot on December 18, 2008, 07:14:40 AM
You cannot predict, but you can state the obvious. ;D

The next poster likes to sing and dance in the bathroom
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Col.Gravis on December 18, 2008, 08:24:35 AM
Well I dont know about dance :P

The next poster can talk the talk, but can they walk the walk?
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Alienscar on December 18, 2008, 11:00:37 AM
Walk and talk? At the same time!

The poster below is proficient at some sort of Martial Art.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on December 18, 2008, 11:37:16 AM
Not yet, but one day, I'll be one awesome ninja  ;)

The next poster will have a huge ego.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jakinder on December 18, 2008, 12:31:26 PM
More like colossal.
The next poster will find an innuendo in my post.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on December 18, 2008, 02:17:44 PM
Careful talking about me; you're close to libel.

The next poster has a tiny problem.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Col.Gravis on December 18, 2008, 04:27:31 PM
I'll say, put it away Jawmonkey ::)

The next poster will have seen Shaun of the Dead

Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on December 18, 2008, 04:31:36 PM
Only some parts.

The next poster will be a Starship Trooper fan.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 18, 2008, 04:38:28 PM
The book only, the movies are awful.

The below poster has been raped by Sanctjud.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on December 18, 2008, 06:57:19 PM
I don't think someone can be raped by Sanctjub and live to tell.

The next poster has raped Sanctjub.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on December 18, 2008, 07:17:26 PM
I've consentually traumatized Sanctjud, but nothing for Sanctjub.

The next poster...will go to the thread I'm about to make.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on December 18, 2008, 08:09:30 PM
I just did.

The next poster will place a bet!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on December 18, 2008, 08:11:54 PM
I bet...a *cough*.

The below poster will have read my sig.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on December 18, 2008, 08:17:41 PM
It's all the same.

The next poster will agree. Unless it's Sanctjud.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on December 18, 2008, 08:19:01 PM
I indeed agree.

The next poster will have enough willpower to keep his convictions.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on December 18, 2008, 08:20:10 PM
TS suck.

The next poster has a job.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on December 18, 2008, 08:22:54 PM
Legally no, mostly so they can pay me well under minimum wage in credit.

The below poster wouldn't work under those conditions even if it was at their LGS on a day they'd be there anyway.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 18, 2008, 09:16:13 PM
Uhhh no.

The next poster will have a high-paying job (at least 50-60 a year).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on December 18, 2008, 09:29:35 PM
Ahhahahaha no. It's called an allowance over here.

The next poster knows what I'm working at.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 18, 2008, 09:38:32 PM
Yes.

The next poster thought (like I) Talon had a job.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on December 18, 2008, 11:34:06 PM
meh, i didn't care.

The next person has had an experience with bleach
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on December 19, 2008, 01:01:28 AM
BANKAI!!!!!!!!!

Next poster knows his bankai is in his pants.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on December 19, 2008, 03:09:22 AM
Yeah, I want to Bankai all over the world!

The next poster owns an umbrella.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jakinder on December 19, 2008, 01:55:53 PM
Nope. I stroll with a child over my head.
They next poster likes children. Be careful on how you respond.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Andy3eg on December 19, 2008, 03:23:07 PM
I hope i do, i have 3!

The next poster won't be up at 7am on Xmas day.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on December 19, 2008, 04:43:48 PM
No, I wrap the presents the night before.

The next poster isn't finished shopping yet.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: The Iron Wolf on December 19, 2008, 04:56:21 PM
I guess not starting and not finishing are one in the same.

The below poster leaves tree shaped cookies for Santa.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 19, 2008, 07:19:31 PM
Nope.

The next poster believes in Santa.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 20, 2008, 08:20:08 AM
Yes.

The next poster will wonder when I'll post My nominations for the different board Awards...

Probably tommorrow or Monday...



   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Alienscar on December 20, 2008, 08:49:04 AM
Hmm I wonder when Starrakatt will post in the different board Awards. It's just not interesting until he/she/it makes an appearance.

The favourite TV programme of the poster below was cancelled this year.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on December 20, 2008, 01:58:56 PM
No, south park will live forever :p

The below poster is also a south park fan.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on December 20, 2008, 05:01:49 PM
Yes I am!
 
The next poster (And everyone else with half a mind) shall help me write a song! (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=175276.0)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on December 21, 2008, 08:23:56 PM
no, thats what the internets for.

The next poster lives for the past.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Russ, Gue'Vesa from the Tiny Red Dot on December 21, 2008, 08:28:37 PM
If by saying living for the past meaning I keep reminiscing(check spelling), then yes.

The next poster lives to eat.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Locke on December 21, 2008, 08:32:24 PM
No, this poster eats to live.

The next poster will post something I can discuss and then link me to said post. (Tau boards would be awesome :D)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on December 21, 2008, 09:06:17 PM
4th ed FoF ftw!

The next person will know what i'm talking about.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Locke on December 21, 2008, 09:46:42 PM
But of course.

THE FISH OF FURY IS NOT DEAD! LONG LIVE SWIMMING WITH THE FISHES!


The next person wont think I'm crazy.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on December 21, 2008, 10:35:35 PM
Uh huh, let's humour you, shall we?

The next poster is thinking of getting Left 4 Dead.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on December 21, 2008, 10:46:29 PM
no, i'm not a semi necrophiliac. (no offence meant)
but please spare us your questions for that game.

the next poster has or is getting a wii.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 21, 2008, 10:53:30 PM
Nope.

The next poster knows what they're getting for Christmas.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Russ, Gue'Vesa from the Tiny Red Dot on December 21, 2008, 11:06:44 PM
Nope, but I have an idea.

The next poster never liked to go to the beach
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on December 22, 2008, 01:02:47 AM
And I live in Australia. Hmmm, i don't think so!
Beach FTW!

The next poster at some point has been interested in Tau (4th ed FoF FTW!)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Locke on December 22, 2008, 01:51:15 AM
My one and only army baby. It's looking to get some light vehicle loving soon (Tetras and piranha's look like fun.)

I'm also considering getting a titan I saw rules for in the latest FireBase.

3 Structure point titan BS4 13 12 10 with 2 heavy railguns or 1 heavy railgun & 1 TL Titan Heavy Burst Cannon

Heavy Railgun:
Str 10 AP 1 Ordanance\Titan-Killer
Heavy Railgun (submunition):
Str 10 AP 1 Ordanance\Large Blast
Heavy Burst Cannon:
Str 6 AP 4  Heavy 6

Oh, and it can move 36" a turn if it fires no guns.

For 650 points. Not to shabby at all. I mean, they're not comparable to the imperiums titans, but for 650 points...I could reliably put that in my 'ard Boys List (assuming they actually allowed titans  (http://www.40konline.com/Smileys/default/rolleyes.gif)) and still being able to field most of my regular 2000 point army.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on December 22, 2008, 01:53:06 AM
The next poster will point out something that's missing. Again.

L4DL4DL4DL4DL4DL4DL4DL4DL4DL4DL4DL4DL4D
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Russ, Gue'Vesa from the Tiny Red Dot on December 22, 2008, 03:13:16 AM
As always when people get too excited. Especially when talking about their favourite armies, and Locke, high 5 for tau!

Before I get too carried away, the next poster never gets carried away by their favourite armies.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on December 22, 2008, 03:29:17 AM
Not as I know.

The next poster will try to prove me wrong.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on December 22, 2008, 03:30:54 AM
How would we know? You only spend time in the Rumour Mill and lately, the Tavern.

Whoooop.

The next poster will raise a cynical eyebrow.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on December 22, 2008, 05:10:14 AM
(http://www.gamerevolution.com/images/misc/Image/raised_eyebrow.jpg)

The next poster will know why Spock is holding a cat.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 22, 2008, 09:22:05 AM
Uh-uh, Vulkan diet.

The next one is late for Christmas shopping.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on December 22, 2008, 09:26:21 AM
Chris..what?

The next poster likes the new Vassal Child Board.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 22, 2008, 09:37:06 AM
I would if I knew what you're talking about. Linky please?

The next one haven't played a decent 40K game for some time.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on December 22, 2008, 10:57:03 AM
Caught.

The next poster will tell me what they think about me starting Saim-Hann.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on December 22, 2008, 11:05:09 AM
Do it, moc is so much more nicer than Starky.

The next poster will be an angry Starky.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on December 22, 2008, 01:05:30 PM
How would we know? You only spend time in the Rumour Mill and lately, the Tavern.
I'm on the IG boards from time to time too  ::)... but ok that's totally true  ;D

I'm not an angry starky but the next poster will surely be.

The next poster was banned yesterday.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on December 22, 2008, 07:00:49 PM
Well i'm not an angry starky or was banned.

The next poster knows Sanctjud is obsessed with Vassal.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on December 22, 2008, 07:10:28 PM
We *all* know how obsessed Sanctjud is with Vassal.

The next poster is truly the chosen of Khorne.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on December 22, 2008, 08:38:59 PM
Tremble before my might

The next poster will realize I'm referring to Fantasy.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 22, 2008, 08:53:48 PM
No I do not, although I want to start a Khorne deamon army - magnetised to fit for either 40K or Fantasy.

The next poster doesn't believe I am that humble.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on December 22, 2008, 08:58:34 PM
No, you kinda debunked yourself.

The next poster will post something in large font!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 22, 2008, 09:01:44 PM
AS YOU WISH Ô LORD OF GOOVIL!

The next poster will have issues with pirates.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on December 22, 2008, 09:02:42 PM
I am ninja. Of course I have issues with those parrot loving, wooden leg bastards!

The next poster is a pirate.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 22, 2008, 09:04:12 PM
No. [rawrr!]

The next poster is a liar (sometimes).

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on December 22, 2008, 09:05:03 PM
No.

The next poster is most likely notStarky.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Raktra (So long, I guess) on December 22, 2008, 09:11:02 PM
No, I'm a letter above in the alphabet.

The next poster will probably be Starky though.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 22, 2008, 09:14:07 PM
Indeed.

The next will find that we have too much free time.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Raktra (So long, I guess) on December 22, 2008, 09:16:55 PM
I never used to post here... Dammit Starky I blame you (you make it seem so fun...)

The next poster will have little to no sympathy.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on December 22, 2008, 09:23:23 PM
Pfft.

The next poster will realize that Raktra might have answered my question a little wrongly...
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 22, 2008, 09:44:06 PM
Sure, the only Taverners who are rightfully right are the Lords of Goovil (And screw the Inquisition).

The next poster will know of Goovil.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on December 22, 2008, 10:05:07 PM
Well YEAH, but that's a given.  I am the Lord of 3vil, after all.  Helped create the whole thing.

The next poster will be suitably impressed.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on December 22, 2008, 10:11:51 PM
Meh.

The next poster opposes Goovil.

Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on December 23, 2008, 01:27:37 AM
Right on cue for my re-appearance!


The next poster will join my Anti-Goovil Defense Force.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on December 23, 2008, 01:41:30 AM
Well considering that Starky, Toad Raider and who know, sanctjub are in it, then why not?

The next poster will probably a pro-goovil sider, no matter what it is.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Noble on December 23, 2008, 07:30:59 AM
I suppose so... I got fed well in my Goovil days...

The next poster will also remember the Goovil days...
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on December 23, 2008, 08:00:18 AM
But of course.  The pie is probably still in the oven of Mt Doom, too.

The below poster will know what I'm referring to.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on December 23, 2008, 08:20:22 AM
I do.

The next poster will probably be a midget in a bikini.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 23, 2008, 08:47:03 AM
Whoa, how did you know?

The next one won't be Rasmus, although he's lurking in there right now, probably looking for someone to ban.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Russ, Gue'Vesa from the Tiny Red Dot on December 23, 2008, 11:36:52 AM
Yup I'm not, but I wouldn't mind his powers banning people. ;D

The next poster is an old taverner.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: 4084595657 on December 23, 2008, 11:39:43 AM
Nope, i'm quite youthful and rarely ever visit these parts

The next poster will be able to solve a rubiks cube
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on December 23, 2008, 12:15:09 PM
I probably *could* if I had too, but I don't think I ever shall.

The next poster will not be having a white Christmas.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: 4084595657 on December 23, 2008, 12:59:15 PM
by the looks of it your right :D

the next poster will be getting some 40k models for x-mas
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Red-Fred on December 23, 2008, 01:28:53 PM
Purchased them today, baby  8) From evil Lord Zakarius of GW Bristol.

The next poster will inform as to what Goovil and  3vil are
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 23, 2008, 04:36:50 PM
I praise your ignorance. There it is: Linky 1 (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=81586.msg1722689#msg1722689) and Linky 2. (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=81586.msg1726465#msg1726465)

The next poster can't match the potency of Goovil.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on December 23, 2008, 04:38:25 PM
I don't match it, I surpass it.

The next poster is in awe at how well VASSAL has treated me.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 23, 2008, 04:41:17 PM
No, not until you admit your boast and retract from your Goovil heresy.

The next poster is green with envy.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on December 23, 2008, 04:43:48 PM
I'm looking in a mirror, can't help myself.

The next poster is T Dog's BFF.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 23, 2008, 04:48:34 PM
No, that would be D-Jay.

The next one is will lose a game Saturday...

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on December 23, 2008, 04:53:25 PM
And Still win the Tourney...funny enough that's entirely possible.

The next poster might be there to witness it.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on December 23, 2008, 05:02:35 PM
I hope so.

The next poster has an irrational fear...
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Brother-Captain on December 23, 2008, 06:33:52 PM
I do.  Its of porta-potty's.  And it is because of an x-files I watched when I was very young.  Scared me S***less literally.

The next poster will be scared of public speaking more-so than dying.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on December 23, 2008, 06:50:34 PM
Old Seinfeld joke, or something along those lines.

The next poster liked my post in the praise thread about masterbating.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on December 23, 2008, 07:09:58 PM
Haven't read it, but I doubt it.

The below poster is actually Sanctjud while I'm writing this.  Freaky huh.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on December 23, 2008, 07:20:13 PM
Ye gawds, no.

The next poster dreamt of being Sanctjud.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on December 23, 2008, 07:36:02 PM
No. Careful; saying stuff like that could get you banned.

The next poster may as well be Sancty.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on December 23, 2008, 08:42:19 PM
What?

Next Poster is a tripod.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on December 23, 2008, 09:35:33 PM
(http://www.germes-online.com/direct/dbimage/50193825/Lightweight_Tripod.jpg)

Curses, I've been discovered!?  But how?

Wait... what?

The next poster knows what the hell Sancty is on about.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on December 23, 2008, 09:41:57 PM
I praise you to watch more Austin Powers.

The Next Poster will 'GET IN MA BELLY!!"
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on December 23, 2008, 10:26:17 PM
(http://www.adiumxtras.com/images/pictures/chuck_norris_random_fact_generator_6_3957_2224_image_2578.jpg)

Wow!

The next poster fear the sheer randomness this thread is heading in.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on December 23, 2008, 10:54:54 PM
I embrace it.

The Next poster will get Bible Black the box set.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 24, 2008, 12:07:26 AM
No. I got your cheap pirated copy.

The next poster will heed My anime recommendations.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on December 24, 2008, 12:40:02 AM
I have so far, I have no reason to stop (now that I have some decent-ending ones from you evidently  ;))

The next poster will play Eldar in some form or another.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on December 24, 2008, 01:09:32 AM
Craftworld: Never on my cold dead body, Dark: perhaps when they will get their new dex

The next poster also hates Craftworld Eldars.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on December 24, 2008, 02:57:01 AM
Tru.

The next poster will understand the extreme, unimaginable, untangible and unexplainable AWESOMENESS of the True Kin.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Red-Fred on December 24, 2008, 06:21:17 AM
Or maybe he won't...The Emperor's Light shines brightly.

The next poster will be a Murderist of the most Vile Sort
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 24, 2008, 11:53:33 AM
Awwwyeesss... How do you want your guts, blended or or in sausage? I can also sever your head clean cut with a meat saw or go for the entertaining side and use a rake. Your choice.

The next poster will be more peaceful.

   Starky the Benevolent
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on December 24, 2008, 11:57:44 AM
In deed, when it's time to kill, I'm more on the clean side. For me, it's polonium or nothing.

The next poster will know what I'm talking about.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on December 24, 2008, 12:00:23 PM
I praise messy endings.

The next poster will get a game with me on VASSAL, when I get home.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Brother-Captain on December 24, 2008, 01:11:32 PM
Possibly, it all depends on whether or not qui-gon is on.  And I need to go finish my Christmas shopping before then.  And yet I am on tavern games... it has truly sucked me in.

The below poster will also feel trapped by tavern games.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 24, 2008, 01:23:00 PM
Yes.

Th next poster won't likely can't be worse than Me. Just look at My profile...
Quote
Tavern Games         7541
The Space Tavern       772

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on December 24, 2008, 02:08:10 PM
In deed I'm not
Quote
Tavern Games       210

The next poster will be worse than me and Starrakatt.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 24, 2008, 02:44:12 PM
Like I wrote earlier, I do not think it can be done: I don't believe that anyone had that much Tavern post in 40KO history - And I did some searches. :D

The next poster is late for Christmas shopping.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Red-Fred on December 24, 2008, 05:35:13 PM
WRONG for the first time in a while. I purchased my gifts from the fine purveyor of items that is the Post Office. Or as ours is known, the 'Valley Trading Post; Suppliers of ethical goods'

The next poster is almost certainly more senior in the Tavern Games board than my bad self.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Brother-Captain on December 24, 2008, 06:23:45 PM
Possibly but not by much, I am new to the addiction.

The next poster will more than likely be senior to me in the taverns.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on December 24, 2008, 08:00:44 PM
Yes, but I do not require worship, only blood offerings.

The next poster is a bleeder.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on December 25, 2008, 12:29:50 AM
Wrong. Mods don't bleed.

The next poster, however, will.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on December 25, 2008, 07:22:57 AM
I bleed, but not my own blood.

The following poster will have a sailor's name tatooed to his b-hind.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 25, 2008, 10:27:37 AM
No, I'm the one who does the tattooing.

The next poster should be somewhere else instead of in the Tavern.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Andy3eg on December 25, 2008, 10:50:47 AM
That is correct, after all it is Christmas day. (Back to stuffing the turkey!)
The next poster will have had to much Xmas Spirit!! Hiccup!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on December 25, 2008, 11:39:39 AM
Maybe, maybe not. I can still stand upright.

The next poster won't see the difference between log e and 451-1
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on December 25, 2008, 04:30:04 PM
I believe the correct term is does not care between the difference...

The next poster knowa what those two terms refers to. (geek)  :)

Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on December 25, 2008, 04:46:53 PM
I sure do.

The below poster will know that ln e (corrected from my earlier post, not log) equals 1, as do 451-1=0.

Praise to that!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Brother-Captain on December 25, 2008, 06:19:23 PM
I dont know that, nor would I want to know.

The next poster will agree to that.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on December 25, 2008, 06:39:04 PM
No, I don't agree :P

The next poster will not be as rude as you, dear sir.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on December 25, 2008, 06:41:50 PM
Ah ninjaed  :-\

I'm not rude but I agree with BC. In fact, I remember a philosopher saying that the only thing you learn by doing maths is more maths.

The next poster will have an idea of what I'm talking about.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on December 25, 2008, 06:43:21 PM
Yup, I do.

The next poster will have chicken biscuits for lunch tomorrow.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on December 25, 2008, 07:08:28 PM
Nope, small children; as they have been eating candy all day and it will make them taste sweet (truthfully they're sweeter a few days after Halloween).

The next poster is either fat and tasty or scrawny and only good for plant food.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on December 25, 2008, 07:56:12 PM
The latter I'm afraid.

The next poster however, will be fat and tasty.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on December 25, 2008, 08:14:35 PM
I feel fat (too much Christmas cookies  :-\) but I don't know if I'm tasty.

The next poster will understand what I mean.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Russ, Gue'Vesa from the Tiny Red Dot on December 26, 2008, 12:06:59 PM
Yes I do know what you mean, and NO i will not want to know how you taste like too.

The next poster eats only 2 times a day
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 26, 2008, 12:38:49 PM
Surely true for today, too much booze and food yesterday.

The next poster haven't been sick.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on December 26, 2008, 12:40:08 PM
Grandfather Nurgle watches over me.

The next poster is on paid vacation, is yellow, and will be on VASSAL at around  6:15 pm EST today.............. ...
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 26, 2008, 12:42:14 PM
Yup, yup and sadly, no: Have to go the father-in-law this evening. :-\

The next poster is at work, is Green and will be on Vassal tommorrow morning.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on December 26, 2008, 12:46:22 PM
Ya, Ya, and specifically, 'whenever I damn well wake up', is more like it.

The next poster no longer has need for his avatar/name set up for another 10 months.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 26, 2008, 01:00:44 PM
Yup, need to find replacements.

The next poster will kick it's own arse and get that avatar/DP built.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on December 26, 2008, 01:06:25 PM
VASSAL is just too good.

The next poster will pet Valar for being a good Iyanden pet.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 26, 2008, 02:28:54 PM
Uhhh. No.

The next poster will wonder who Valar is.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Alienscar on December 26, 2008, 02:32:10 PM
Correct. I also wonder what Iyanden is all about.

The next poster either has a hangover or will have soon.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 26, 2008, 02:33:12 PM
Nope. I don't drink.

The next poster will welcome Alienscar to the tavern.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on December 26, 2008, 02:54:51 PM
Can you please bend over Alienscar...I have a welcome boner to welcome you with.

The next poster is under me, with me ramming into them.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Brother-Captain on December 26, 2008, 02:57:08 PM
Nope but my dog is so your really screwin the pooch on this one.

The next poster will laugh at the though of the vulgar sanctjud pounding a dog.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on December 26, 2008, 03:00:31 PM
I praise it to be everyone's fantasy.

The next poster WILL beslubberING FINISH THE BAT REP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Brother-Captain on December 26, 2008, 03:03:06 PM
I know... I know... I know... but me so tired I need a siesta...

The next poster will truly understand lack of motivation.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on December 26, 2008, 03:04:57 PM
NO EXCUSES, I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND WHIP YOU, not the kind of whipping Starky gives, but one that goes straight to your spleen.

The next poster will get a hard on, on that one.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 26, 2008, 03:09:10 PM
Yeah, My wraithbone is that hard.

The next poster is also a bit tired.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on December 26, 2008, 03:10:28 PM
Tired of you.  Ohhhhhhhh, BURN.

The next poster will SOOOO be amused at it.......with all the loving sarcasm in the world.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Brother-Captain on December 26, 2008, 03:13:13 PM
So veeeeeeeeerrrry amused...

The next poster also values the wonder of sarcasm
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 26, 2008, 03:14:28 PM
I'll admit that I failed to smile, maybe I'm just too tired Myself, heh? ::)

The next poster will find Rasmus' reason to Lock the Ban Game to be a bit lame. My guess is that he was annoyed to see it bump back in his 'Answered Posts.'

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on December 26, 2008, 03:19:06 PM
ROFL, I didn't even notice.

The next poster will ban someone.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 26, 2008, 03:45:05 PM
I wish I could.

The next one like to win.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on December 26, 2008, 03:52:37 PM
beslubber yea.

The next poster will see, my 'win' and 'awesome' is up on the Vassal board now, PM vs TS.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 26, 2008, 04:08:11 PM
I surely will, given time enough.

The next has never read a batrep.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on December 26, 2008, 07:12:11 PM
Tru. And never will. I only comment on some to up my post count.

The next poster will NOT inform Rasmus about this.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on December 26, 2008, 07:24:00 PM
The dude with the hat and glasses?

The next poster is financially safe...
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 26, 2008, 09:49:15 PM
I wish.

The next poster will be extremely rich.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 27, 2008, 12:45:36 AM
I also wish.

The below poster feel poor?

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Alienscar on December 27, 2008, 04:21:18 AM
Correct. It is quite a common feeling after Christmas.

PS: Thank you for the welcome Mr Tauir though I am slightly disappointed that it has taken since the 28th Nov to be noticed. Maybe it was my mention of Blake's Seven that did it. On a positive note It's nice to be met by a boner and man's best friend.

The next poster below will travel back in time to find the Blake's Seven reference.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 27, 2008, 10:35:20 AM
Up, done. How old are you already?

The next poster wasn't alive at that time.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Brother-Captain on December 27, 2008, 02:07:19 PM
Nope, I missed the mark by just a small amount.

The next poster is at least young in spirit.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 27, 2008, 02:19:08 PM
Sure is. Or I wouldn't be here wating precious seconds of my life. :D

The next one lost his last game.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on December 27, 2008, 07:55:59 PM
Sadly enough, I can't even remember the results of my last game.  It's been a while.

Wait, wait.  A win.  At Mordheim, with my Undead warband.

The below poster likes Mordheim also.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 27, 2008, 10:11:18 PM
No... so sorry. I may start BFG though...

The next poster like wine (I'm sampling some right now... Goooood stuff...)

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on December 27, 2008, 10:26:05 PM
Besides missing an 's' is 'likes', no, I do not.

The below poster has either checked out my (now updated) blog, or is going to after reading my post.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on December 28, 2008, 12:38:31 AM
If you provided a link.  But you didn't, and I'm far too lazy to seek it out.

The below poster is in the same boat.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on December 28, 2008, 12:54:35 AM
Correct if by "boat" you mean "state of confusion."

The poster below me will not have just spent two days in Palm Springs.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on December 28, 2008, 12:58:51 AM
Well, no... does that mean that you did?

The below poster will answer.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on December 28, 2008, 01:08:17 AM
I did (hey, look, it works on two levels!)

The below poster will be someone other than me or Toad_Raider.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on December 28, 2008, 01:56:56 AM
Indeed!

However the next poster will be either Toad_Raider, Inquisitor Jambob, Starrakatt or Sanctjub.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on December 28, 2008, 02:06:47 AM
Whats that list then, four most common (infamous?) Tavern posters?

The next poster won't be so cheeky.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 28, 2008, 03:07:10 AM
I never am Good sir.

...Or am I?

...or Sanctjub.
[Shake head] Sounds like 'lightbulb'. You've just condemned yourself and you don't even know it...

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on December 28, 2008, 12:52:19 PM
Maybe. Assuming
I never am Good sir.
...Or am I?
was for the below poster.

The below poster will click on  this link (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?board=110.0).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Red-Fred on December 28, 2008, 01:03:25 PM
I did, I did..itchy link-finger syndrome

The next poster will fight like a dairy farmer
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 28, 2008, 04:48:32 PM
Yeah, I like to throw cows at people.

The below poster had a strange mishap happen to him (No 'her'. There's no girls in there. Well except for Shade and Jester) in the holydays.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on December 28, 2008, 07:08:32 PM
(you forgot Vimes)

If a strange mishap involves playing a Hunter that pounced off the rooftop of Mercy Hospital, aye.

Or being punted off the roof top at full health by the Tank.

Or firing into a crowd to find that the Witch was hiding behind the horde...


The next poster realizes where I am getting my references from.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on December 28, 2008, 07:24:45 PM
Of course, Left 4 Dead. Some people I hang around it talk about it, alot.

The below poster wants to post a comment in my blog.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on December 28, 2008, 07:27:18 PM
No he doesn't, because that would require effort.  I still would you know, if you gave me a link already.

The below poster is annoyed like me.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on December 28, 2008, 07:39:34 PM
No because he already gave a link.

The next poster will flame Toad_Raider.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on December 28, 2008, 07:51:25 PM
Yeah, that Toad_Raider guys an idiot.

Wait, I still don't see the link.  EXPLAIN YOURSELF!

The next poster will point out why I'm being flamed.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on December 28, 2008, 08:08:14 PM
The below poster will click on  this link (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?board=110.0).

Yes, 'this link' is the link to my blog.

The below poster has viewed my blog.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Brother-Captain on December 28, 2008, 08:19:43 PM
I have but only for a half second... didn't have time to properly look at it.

The next poster lives in a fantasy world inside his own head.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 28, 2008, 08:29:54 PM
The entire World is My fantasy.

The next poster will understand the awful and dark implyings under the light tone...

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on December 28, 2008, 08:42:07 PM
...that the world is created to suit your vision? however dark and 3vil it may be?

The next poster is intrigued.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 28, 2008, 09:15:01 PM
Nope. Disgusted maybe, but no intrigued.

The next poster is rich.

Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on December 28, 2008, 09:32:48 PM
Erm, no, we're all have 40k as a hobby.

The next poster is enjoying a cookie!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on December 28, 2008, 10:25:13 PM
Later tonight.  ;)

The next poster really does go to those "cookie and Kool-aid" parties.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 28, 2008, 11:17:05 PM
No. However I enjoy Rhum-and-coke drinks (having one right now) and popcorn.

The next poster haven't touched an alcoholic beverage in a week.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on December 28, 2008, 11:56:01 PM
I don't even know if it can be done.  :-\

The next poster is on his last vacation day.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on December 29, 2008, 12:14:15 AM
nope, less than halfway through!

(Go Australia!)

The next poster is watching the cricket or keeping track of it. (I am Aus vs RSA)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on December 29, 2008, 05:06:04 AM
Nah, I just keep him in a matchbook for when I feel like moving like a ninja*.

The next poster is no ninja.

*old ninja trick: keep a cricket on you to mask your sneaky ninja-tip-toeing  ;).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on December 29, 2008, 09:30:59 AM
Of course I'm no ninja, you saw me coming.

The next poster is disappointed with just how much we are failing at this Test match.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 29, 2008, 09:44:38 AM
Your test maybe. Not Mine.

The below poster like to be more explicative in his/her posting.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on December 29, 2008, 09:57:36 AM
Indeed.  Explanations, as requested. (http://inhome.rediff.com/cricket/2008/dec/29south-africa-australia-second-test-melbourne.htm)

It's the cricket.

The below poster now understands.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: BubbaMack on December 29, 2008, 10:00:34 AM
I already understood, if only I could explain it better! ;D

The below poster isn't who they would be if they weren't who they are.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 29, 2008, 10:05:26 AM
Yeah, I am that great.

The next poster is awfully respectful and fear filled by total badassness.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on December 29, 2008, 03:55:03 PM
Depends. What does that mean?

The next poster will have quoted me in their sig.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 29, 2008, 04:21:56 PM
Yes. ;D

The next poster will despise ridiculousness.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on December 29, 2008, 04:29:53 PM
I praise you for putting Tauir in the sig, you gullible swine.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 29, 2008, 04:32:17 PM
My EGO tm mind you asked for it. Trademarked EGO is so much more performing than mudae one. Heh.

The next poster is jealous.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on December 29, 2008, 04:34:31 PM
I am so jealous...jealous of your breakfast.

The next poster has the biggest Ego on Vas-al.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on December 29, 2008, 04:35:05 PM
That's me.

Next poster witnesses my awesome to call dice, events, and wins in Vas-al.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 29, 2008, 04:36:13 PM
Only some, including the Draws.

The next one isn't Red.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on December 29, 2008, 04:36:54 PM
You Fail.

The next poster was busy in the praise game.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 29, 2008, 04:39:11 PM
Yup, that's Me.

The next one is too busy with RL that he only come on 40KO for the Tavern Games in the Christmas period. Hey moc?

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on December 29, 2008, 07:50:33 PM
Not exactly, I'm too busy in RL away from work to not be in Tavern Games, so on Christmas in RL, and away from work I'm not in the Tavern because I'm too busy. Get that?

The next poster does.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on December 29, 2008, 07:55:31 PM
I'm trying, does it count? :)

The next poster has no real life.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on December 30, 2008, 11:47:55 PM
'tis true, such things are difficult when one is majoring in engineering.

The next poster will have no idea what "FRC" stands for.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on December 31, 2008, 12:41:03 AM
F---ing retarded collegian, of course.  :-*

The next poster has a third grade education level.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on December 31, 2008, 01:39:22 AM
Indeed but only because we have 4 grades here in Quebec ;). (we have college between high school and university).

The next poster have is on his way to the PHD.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 31, 2008, 05:36:48 AM
Already have, look at My profile.

The below poster is totali sober.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on December 31, 2008, 05:42:08 AM
I am 15, and therefor too young to drink. That and its only 10.40am gimme a few hours and maybe...

The next poster is older than me
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 31, 2008, 06:06:33 AM
Luke, [breathing heavily] I AM your father...

The below poster find that awful.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on December 31, 2008, 08:47:50 AM
Which, the quote or the spelling error?

The next poster loves Star Wars. Epi 1 can be ignored.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on December 31, 2008, 09:08:10 AM
Yup, I agree. Also, fixed the spelling, you tyrant grammarnazi. :P

The next poster is a fan of Battlestar Galactica.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on December 31, 2008, 11:06:27 AM
No, but I do want to make robots that will overwhelm mankind and usher in a new era of peace for the Earth.

The next poster has a deformed leg and a claw hand.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on January 1, 2009, 03:44:27 PM
Yup, it helps me drink water.

The next poster will be older than Starky.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 1, 2009, 05:43:51 PM
I'm 108, so only by a month or two, but still...

The next poster once glued their eyelids to a chainsaw.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on January 1, 2009, 06:14:14 PM
Does gluing them to a knife count?

The next poster will NOT be Jawmonkey.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on January 1, 2009, 11:04:23 PM
And proud of it.

The next poster will have met an accident during his hobby.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on January 1, 2009, 11:20:18 PM
A terrible, terrible incident involving green stuff, glue, and a midget.


The next poster will also have a funny story involving a midget.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 2, 2009, 12:57:58 AM
Yeah, but I can't relate it here as he ended up stuck in an elephant's butt.

The next poster wears panty hose; and not because they play sports or rob banks.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 2, 2009, 03:27:52 AM
In your dreams, and only in your dreams. Your wet dreams, thats it...

The next poster will mock a fellow Taverner.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Red-Fred on January 2, 2009, 10:49:47 AM
Starky sucks!

Sorry, just had to get in with that...

EDIT: in my enthusiasm to insult Starky, I forgot to put what the below poster will do.

The next poster will insult the above poster.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on January 2, 2009, 12:39:29 PM
Were you not a fellow Socialist, I probably would have...wait, I'm an Anarchic Communist now...you smell funny.

The next poster will first think "How does that work?" and then put a bit more thought into it and understand.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on January 2, 2009, 01:38:21 PM
The end of communism is a form of anarchy, where the people no longer need a government and start to govern himself.

The next poster prefer the ways of the anarcho-syndycalism.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 2, 2009, 04:50:23 PM
If that means elite robots telling us what to do then yes.

The next poster is a Republican.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 2, 2009, 11:43:50 PM
No. It was about time that the Democrats got an entry at the White House if you ask Me, too long in the Republican's hands... IMHO.

The next poster will despise a political party.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 3, 2009, 12:08:55 AM
Did you mean all of them? Then yes.

The next poster likely wouldn't agree with my political views (socio-militarianism led by robots and genetically altered apes).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on January 3, 2009, 12:31:28 AM
OOooooo yes, I love Socio-militaranism led by robots and apes.

The next poster will have a less sarcastic comment.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 3, 2009, 09:14:14 AM
Slaves kept in check my a dictatorial military. The robot part is Jawy's and Jimmy's pet project.

The next poster has NOT have slept enough last night.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 3, 2009, 09:45:18 AM
Wrong. I admit that wear no makeup.

The next poster isn't be as bright as he should...

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 3, 2009, 10:25:29 AM
I blame past drug use; short term memory shot to hell.

The next poster is still a fool and still using.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 3, 2009, 12:39:27 PM
No.

The below poster is a thug of the worst kind.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on January 3, 2009, 01:27:56 PM
Yes. I'm Dark Eldar.

The next poster will love alcohol.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 3, 2009, 01:49:47 PM
Not that much, only a beer/drink from time to time, mostly at social happenings - and gaming. :D

The below poster is due for a Win - Or will become enraged.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on January 3, 2009, 01:50:57 PM
Yes, Yes, YES!

The next poster will provide that win for me.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 3, 2009, 02:07:59 PM
...errr... Want to play vs one of My Crap List?

The next poster will expect Me to post into another Forum too.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on January 3, 2009, 02:11:54 PM
Nope. Starky leaving the tavern? Not about to happen anytime soon.

The next poster will expect me to go into the Dark Eldar forum and comment on someone's list.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 3, 2009, 02:58:52 PM
Only if you promise not to come back.

The next poster is nicer.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 3, 2009, 03:01:04 PM
I am, always. While I hold your head in that washing basin. You southern speaking Anglo.

The below poster will NOT be from North America - The civilised part I mean, i.e. Canada.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 3, 2009, 03:04:04 PM
Califonia and Alaska, now Missouri; secret government labs sure move around a lot since the end of the Cold War.

The next poster is a failed MK Ultra project; the one where a "normal" person will start to clean a toilet with their tongue upon hearing a certain code phrase, they just clean them all the time.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on January 5, 2009, 07:12:51 PM
No, I'm the failed MK II ultra project, that's the one where they tried to splice the genes of Chicago Ted and Chuck Norris together and then implant a chip to try to control the resultant clone.

I'm not under any control, but I'm still WIN and AWESOME.

The next poster will have slept for at least 6 hrs.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 5, 2009, 07:23:01 PM
Yup, about 6. What are you, a prophet?

The next poster will have killed recently.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on January 5, 2009, 07:34:24 PM
*sniff* poor snail on the pavement... *sniff*

The next poster loves animals.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 5, 2009, 08:02:58 PM
Well... yes. But not the Sanctjud's way.

The below poster should sleep right now.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: azore24 on January 5, 2009, 08:06:06 PM
No, he has a lot of work to do and it's only 8:05 PM.

The below poster wants a cheese sandwich.

Azore of Ath-Ron
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 5, 2009, 08:07:37 PM
No. I want a [expurged] game. Does Tommorrow at 7 PM would suit you?

The next poster will answer. Wittingly.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 5, 2009, 08:29:17 PM
Your dollar bub.  :-*

The next poster will have a witty remark... that falls flat.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on January 5, 2009, 08:44:55 PM
Sure, up yours.

The next poster will make a lame remark.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 5, 2009, 08:55:49 PM
How depressive...

The next one like small people. (monkeys doesn't count)

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on January 5, 2009, 09:24:33 PM
Me! Their so cute.

The next poster will like making fun of someone.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 5, 2009, 09:33:15 PM
Hmm, curious indeed that I would post here and now...

The next poster is a dolt.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 5, 2009, 10:48:51 PM
Astute affirmation, to which I answer: As much as you deem to be yourself - Meaning probably very much. :-\

The below poster isn't just a friggin lurker and actually post in the Tavern.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 5, 2009, 10:52:32 PM
I got tired of looking around anyway.

The next poster has a green thumb, but only due to not washing it.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 5, 2009, 11:12:21 PM
Yup, that's Me. I like watching moss growing...

The below poster is so pissed at being at school...

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on January 5, 2009, 11:27:27 PM
Hahahahaha, school, I remember that.

The next poster will not go to school.

@Starky, Did your sons whine about that, by any chance?
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 5, 2009, 11:28:52 PM
Long gone of there.

The next poster is green with envy.

@Tauir: Nope, they are too young - 5 and 3.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on January 5, 2009, 11:30:56 PM
Nope. I'm gone too.

The next poster will have older sons than Starky's.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 5, 2009, 11:48:57 PM
That kid does look familiar... no.

The next poster is about to do something stupid.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: THE Bill on January 6, 2009, 06:26:28 AM
Caw! Caw!

The next poster can name 10 action movies
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 6, 2009, 08:45:51 AM
Yup, I can name even more aweful B movies (e.g. Hell comes to frog town...)

The next poster likes chick flicks; and not because their significant other appreciates it.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Arch_inquisitor on January 6, 2009, 09:30:43 AM
Neither of us likes chick flicks I'm lucky that way.

The next poster will have severe delusional egomania.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 6, 2009, 12:33:04 PM
[Pat Tamuz's head from My lofty throne] Sure...

The next poster is one of the Tavern Gods. (You know who you are...)

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on January 6, 2009, 03:25:40 PM
Hello!

The next poster is a no-lifer
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 6, 2009, 04:59:11 PM
Yup, I'm all for capital punishment.

The next poster likely doesn't agree with my political beliefs.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on January 6, 2009, 05:01:44 PM
Correct, as I go to bed now!

The next poster drinks alcohol-free beer
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 6, 2009, 05:03:19 PM
Gross, might as well eat plastic fruit too.

The next poster has a weak stomach.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on January 6, 2009, 05:07:32 PM
I do throw up alot lately..but then again, I'm a 17 year old legal alcohol abuser

The next poster isn't Dutch, but wants to be, deep down inside
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: THE Bill on January 6, 2009, 07:08:56 PM
That title of 'Great' is meaning less, for to be great you need others to think so too. And I am sure that an English man gave his country it's name, not another Country recognizing it as great.

The next poster will have a reason why the 'republic of congo' should just be called congo.   
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on January 6, 2009, 09:06:49 PM
Nope. Why, why, you're new here.

The next poster will be a tavern veteran.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: THE Bill on January 6, 2009, 09:56:03 PM
why thank you for realizing! (more of a common occurrence than a veteran though)

The Below poster will have an Epiphany about they Wife/Husband/Girl Friend/Boy Friend
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on January 6, 2009, 11:54:00 PM
Not really.

The next poster will be married.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on January 7, 2009, 12:10:05 AM
Oooh, swing and a miss.

The below poster, like me, would choose bachelorhood over dating a girl who's obsessed with Twilight.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 7, 2009, 02:35:48 AM
Yup, I prefered them to be totally obsessed with my sexy.

The next poster has a severe lack of sexy.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: THE Bill on January 7, 2009, 08:05:42 AM
What ever gave you that idea? *says while rubbing ruff beard and puffing the cigarette in mouth*

The next poster will enjoy sky diving and has done it (too bad i don't feel like after posting)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on January 7, 2009, 09:16:09 AM
You're not much of a psychic!

And so is the next poster
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Arch_inquisitor on January 7, 2009, 11:03:18 AM
I saw that coming.

The next poster will have a strange obsession with the weather channel.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 7, 2009, 11:58:16 AM
As much as I need to keep alive in a Quebec snowstorm.

The next poster ought to be born a monster.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on January 7, 2009, 11:59:03 AM
Correct, but only on the inside..

The next poster is male, but doesn't want to be..
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 7, 2009, 02:17:53 PM
Yup, I want to be a gender-lacking God; what's the point of having the junk if your so omnipotent you no longer need the pleasures of the flesh?

The next poster cannot truly comprehend that concept.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on January 7, 2009, 02:19:49 PM
Not much of a God you are, I do understand!

The next poster is a wise-ass
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 7, 2009, 03:38:37 PM
Hey! I resemble that remark!

The next poster can remember a sixty digit number.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on January 7, 2009, 04:23:53 PM
Hey! I can remember a sixty-digit number which I won't type!

The next poster makes a good joke!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on January 7, 2009, 04:30:43 PM
"The only way to make Gummie Bears better were if they screamed when you bite parts off of them."

The next poster will do a knock knock joke.......
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on January 7, 2009, 04:40:17 PM
No, your wrong.
 
The next poster shall use a keyboard to reply to this.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on January 7, 2009, 04:41:53 PM
Not a keyboard, it's called psychic powers.

The next poster will forget something.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 7, 2009, 04:47:14 PM
My early twenties (thank you drugs BTW).

The next poster is still in them (early twenties).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on January 7, 2009, 04:54:47 PM
And pumping hard.

The Next poster is an old Fart.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 7, 2009, 04:59:12 PM
Your only as old as years you've been on this dirtball friend, wait...

The next poster likely uses colored type.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Arch_inquisitor on January 7, 2009, 06:08:06 PM
White's a shade actually.

The next poster will be a ........ wait I can see it ........ Yes ... it will be a young man between the ages of 15-20, He will play strange games with tiny men ..... and the rest goes blank.     
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on January 7, 2009, 07:33:14 PM
HAH. 21.

Nah i kid, I'm 19. Damnation.

The next poster isn't such a wise ass.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 7, 2009, 08:02:37 PM
Man, you must be incredibly obnoxious...

The next poster is a square.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on January 7, 2009, 11:16:20 PM
Uhhhh, sadly no.

The next poster will have at least 40 models to paint.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on January 8, 2009, 02:35:27 AM
Hellooooo, Imperial Guard.

The next poster will have finished his entire army.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 8, 2009, 03:12:50 AM
Does it count if I'm done buying models for some of them, but have yet to assemble or paint?

The next poster has a slightly smaller collection (of 40k) than mine (I won't boast, but I bet I have way more).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Arch_inquisitor on January 8, 2009, 05:58:10 AM
As much stuff as I have, I have seen bigger collections, so we'll err on the side of caution and say you are right.

The next poster will have an idea about making a custom 40k army including a     
fandex, consisting only of Gnoblars and tiny tanks.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 8, 2009, 09:29:17 AM
I think the best I have heard of yet are the nid/vegetable-theme army or the IG skeleton army.

The next poster has used dirty laundry as terrain for a game before.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on January 8, 2009, 10:45:40 AM
Dammit, caught! 4+ save socks :P

The next poster has never kissed a girl
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 8, 2009, 10:56:22 AM
Sure, before my first girlfriend...

The below poster will bask in happiness at the chance to answer My post.

   Starky, THE One
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 8, 2009, 12:32:54 PM
Made my whole day, now I can die complete, thank you Starkster. ::)

The next poster will not feel so complete answering mine though. :'(
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Arch_inquisitor on January 8, 2009, 01:46:48 PM
Come to think about it I have been feeling used and under appreciated and your post has done nothing to make me feel any better.

The next poster has been eating take out leftovers for the past three days.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 8, 2009, 02:17:27 PM
It can be hard to pass up those dupsters when you can smell that goodness...  :P

The next poster really has eaten something out of a trash can.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on January 8, 2009, 03:59:00 PM
Ow come on, it looked clean!

The next poster thinks everyone likes him, but nobody does..
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on January 8, 2009, 06:46:35 PM
You.. you mean they don't?

BAWWWW.

The next poster will express pity.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 8, 2009, 07:50:21 PM
I like you Talon.  :-*

The next poster lives at least a mile away from Talon.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on January 8, 2009, 08:17:06 PM
I live a hemisphere away from Talon IIRC.

The next poster approves of J-Rock, or at least J-Rock singers.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 8, 2009, 08:22:56 PM
What pray tell is J-rock (something like Japanese rock?)

The next poster will know the answer.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on January 8, 2009, 08:25:17 PM
Yes, it's how Japanophile Americans have begun referring to Japanese Rock.

The next poster knows that a category is far too wide when UnsraW and Calmando Qual are considered the same genre.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on January 8, 2009, 08:45:16 PM
Uh, yeah, you can say so.

The next poster will hate all types of anime.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on January 8, 2009, 09:11:45 PM
No, where would we be without hentai?

The next poster agrees.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on January 8, 2009, 09:13:38 PM
Hentai, and the always amusing game "Will Yuri for Yaoi."

The next poster laughed a little bit.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on January 8, 2009, 11:43:51 PM
No, I'm adverse to Yaoi.

The next poster has no idea what's going on.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on January 8, 2009, 11:49:18 PM
Yup.

The next poster should be asleep.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 9, 2009, 09:19:31 AM
Indeed, I'm so awesome that I scare Myself out of it.

The below poster tend to overeat.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Alienscar on January 9, 2009, 09:31:38 AM
Hang on just let me finish this Sub...........

The poster below can't wait for Diablo 3
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 9, 2009, 09:40:43 AM
I neva did.

The below poster dreamt of sacrificing someone.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Arch_inquisitor on January 9, 2009, 10:10:30 AM
Well kind of, there was an altar and Mila was lying atop it with very little clothing on.

The next poster will be a Skinny Puppy fanboi .... and theirs nothing wrong with that.
   
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 9, 2009, 12:16:56 PM
I couldn't even tell you a song they sing, although I have heard of the name.

The next poster is more knowledgeable.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on January 9, 2009, 04:54:52 PM
Slightly. I made it 37 seconds into "Killing Game" before saying "beslubber This."
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 9, 2009, 05:13:03 PM
You last only 37 seconds, really?

The next poster will be horrified. And take pity on you.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on January 9, 2009, 07:21:32 PM
Horrified, yes. Pity, no. He brought it on himself.


The next poster will support my growing belief that giving permission for the Pink Daemonette Tavern was a bad idea.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Seer Fox on January 9, 2009, 07:51:20 PM
Yup, seeing as he's now using it as a vessel to moan about how I don't approve.

The next poster below me will know what the difference between an elephant and a flea is.

Ciat,
Seer Fox
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Salami on January 9, 2009, 07:59:00 PM
A flea is grey, whereas an elephant is...oh. Aw, crap!

The next person will claim that Magellan invented the moon, and thus make a complete ass of himself.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on January 9, 2009, 08:58:56 PM
Magellan didn't invent the moon?

The next poster noticed a distinct change in the tavern after UVR decided to make his appearance.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Salami on January 9, 2009, 09:10:38 PM
You're right. It DID become better.

The next person will get on with the game and explain why lightbulbs are not tulip bulbs.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on January 9, 2009, 09:57:26 PM
Sadly, no.

The next poster wil wonder who UVR is.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Salami on January 9, 2009, 10:19:19 PM
UVR is a god amongst men. None may know his true guise.

Who is that man, who lights the shadows on fire?
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 9, 2009, 10:33:40 PM
Me, on chili night.

The next poster has tried to light their own flatulence.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on January 10, 2009, 05:03:55 AM
Just how childish do you think I am?  Of course not.

The next poster will be dismayed by those who think such things are amusing.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 10, 2009, 09:00:43 AM
Not dismayed - horrified. To the point of putting the axe in the matter. Yup.

The next poster is both more and less than a common Taverner.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on January 10, 2009, 09:02:50 AM
Yes.  An excellent summary.

The next poster is also a fan of dinosaurs.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 10, 2009, 09:22:34 AM
Oh YES! Ilike dinosaurs! Both live and as steaks.

The below poster will soon be targeted by some old, useless and nostalgic Tavern crooner.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 10, 2009, 11:28:37 AM
Do I get to pick which one?

The next poster is that old crooner.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on January 10, 2009, 11:31:09 AM
Sadly, no.

The next poster will make up for Sally's lame response and tell me who UVR is?
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on January 10, 2009, 03:06:14 PM
UVR was Sally's name back when we originally began detesting each other. The epic godmodding flame war that pissed me off enough that it took Alex to convince me to come back to 40Konline.

The next poster doesn't remember that.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on January 10, 2009, 03:08:22 PM
A bit before my time me-thinks.
 
The next poster shall recite their national anthem!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Arch_inquisitor on January 10, 2009, 04:23:04 PM
Their are a lot of national anthems that depends.

The next poster will just be coming down from a 3 day energy drink bender.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on January 10, 2009, 06:44:08 PM
Nope, don't drink the stuff.  My sleep schedule is hilariously screwed up enough without doing that.

The next poster is going to know why I love the Armadillo Cloak (http://magic.tcgplayer.com/db/cards/7421.jpg).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on January 10, 2009, 06:50:20 PM
Hahaha. I remember playing that with my son. I agree.

The next poster will have played MTG at one point in their lives.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 11, 2009, 03:03:09 AM
I stopped during Mirage; I would rather waste hundreds of dollars on tiny plastic army men (just seems more tangible).

The next poster agrees.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 11, 2009, 08:18:42 AM
Interestinly enough, I shared the same experience as the monkey over the years: I let go of card games for minis.

The below poster have played Battletech.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 11, 2009, 01:14:04 PM
Heat sinks killed me from that game; by the time I saw the clicks version I said, "about a decade late, good idea though"

The next poster has played an Avalon Hill bookcase game.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 11, 2009, 06:04:29 PM
No...

The next poster have played Paranoia, Amber or Warhammer FR.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on January 11, 2009, 08:47:25 PM
I have heard of Paranoia and WHFR, but never played them.

The next poster plays Shadowrun.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 11, 2009, 09:32:05 PM
Only the playstation game. I, however, played Cyperpunk.

The below poster like to play villains.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on January 11, 2009, 09:40:33 PM
Uhhh, yup. I always think of myself as a 'bad guy'

The next poster will object to minis costing so much.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on January 11, 2009, 10:02:04 PM
OMGWTFBBQ WHY ARE ARMY BOOKS 50BUCKS GRRRR

Oh wait, those ain't minis.

The next poster was nominated for an Oscar.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 12, 2009, 12:40:35 AM
Yeah, but I had a fake Indian not accept it; pompous asses, the whole lot of them!

The next poster has received a wedgie.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on January 12, 2009, 04:39:50 AM
I sure hope not!

The next poster will rejoice that Heath Ledger received his due reward.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 12, 2009, 09:39:18 AM
He should have known better than to take all those drugs, but not sure he needed to die; I only wish that somone would have spoken up about it, sad, all that monbey and no true friends...

Ther next poster wanted him in the next Batman movie (#3).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 12, 2009, 11:11:10 AM
That would have been nice.

The below poster find that the Tavern's somewhat... quiet these days.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on January 12, 2009, 11:34:42 AM
It is ya know, must be the over active Banhammer recently.

The next poster has been banned from this site for at least one day.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on January 12, 2009, 11:38:01 AM
Nah that has never happened...banned from changing Avatar and Names, yes.

The next poster has a challenge against me...which we need to finish some day.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on January 12, 2009, 11:42:19 AM
Yes, I do.


The next poster shall paint toy soldiers
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 12, 2009, 11:44:42 AM
Sure I will, I will... <<  >>

The next poster didn't enjoy being banned - I didn't, even if it was a joke...

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on January 12, 2009, 11:47:42 AM
No I bloody well didn't, stupid DA08 with hes stupid pics.

The next poster shall not know the story of my "banning"
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on January 12, 2009, 11:50:10 AM
Starky, if you would like to re tell the Tale of poor Pogo?

The next poster WILL tell the tale of Pogo.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Alienscar on January 12, 2009, 01:57:49 PM
I could tell you about a nasty accident I had using a Pogo Stick.

The poster below could also recount a nasty incident from using a Pogo Stick.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on January 12, 2009, 02:51:38 PM
Yes, it involved your back end.

The Next Poster is...eating.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Arch_inquisitor on January 12, 2009, 03:18:04 PM
I was up until that last bit.

The next poster is writing some sort of thesis. 
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on January 12, 2009, 03:21:52 PM
So over for me.

The next poster is working.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 12, 2009, 03:48:25 PM
Not right now... Unless splitting human ribs with a wood chisel can be called work...

The next poster is due to lose a game.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Snike on January 12, 2009, 06:12:03 PM
In fact, thanks to you, I lost the game.

The next poster will lose the game as well.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 12, 2009, 07:31:53 PM
I certainly hope not! Although the worse I had for some time is a Draw...

The next poster wish for second set of arms.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on January 12, 2009, 07:33:36 PM
Oh hell yes, imagine what you can do with all those arms! You can cook dinner while rocking the baby, set the neighbour's dog on fire while reading the newspaper, secretly film the girl next door while eeeeyoops, let that one slip.

The next poster can imagine of more situations where four arms good, two arms baaaaad.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on January 12, 2009, 11:07:54 PM
Uhhh, yes. Don't tell me this is a situation for you Talon.  ;D

The next poster will have more posts in the taverns than me.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on January 13, 2009, 12:26:22 AM
Probably true, I've been here longer.


The below poster will have a higher post count than me, but fewer total posts.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 13, 2009, 12:50:34 AM
If they would count all of them it would likely scare everyone, so its really a tool to keep the masses from rioting from the madness.

The next poster has a post count so high they are almost ashamed.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 13, 2009, 08:47:33 AM
Yes... (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?action=profile;area=statistics;u=32792) :-[

The next poster suffer from a dangerous addiction.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: taupro777 on January 13, 2009, 01:34:52 PM
An addiction to the ladiesssss.... yeah.

The next poster has done some BAD things lately...
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Mr.Tanks on January 13, 2009, 02:27:49 PM
Well what am I supposed to do when your dog is lying naked in my bed?

The next poster has the worlds largest collection of animal pornography.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on January 13, 2009, 02:44:23 PM
Don't tell my mum, please, just don't tell her :-[ ;)
 
 
The next poster shall have children
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 13, 2009, 03:14:36 PM
Yup, two boys.

The next one will be amused at my lowest sig.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 13, 2009, 05:03:21 PM
Only because it is so much jibberish.

The next poster has a sad story.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on January 13, 2009, 06:06:12 PM
Yeah, its called Jawmonkey's life.  BAM.

The next poster is amused by my wit.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on January 13, 2009, 06:38:59 PM
I'm always amused by your sledgehammer sharp wit.

The below poster will be slightly less bored than me.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 13, 2009, 06:50:31 PM
I ain't, you amuse Me.

The below poster deserve of what happens to him.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 13, 2009, 07:41:27 PM
Yeah, I'm pretty lucky; good things happen to Gods that behave like one.  ;)

The next poster is not nearly as lucky.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 14, 2009, 12:52:03 AM
That's right, luck isn't a factor anymore, just moved beyond that. Act like a true gode? I laugh at that statement.

The below got thrown in jail - For whatever reason.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 14, 2009, 12:54:17 AM
Nope, never got caught while sowing my wild oats.

The next poster cannot handle their habit.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: taupro777 on January 14, 2009, 07:34:29 AM
So... dam... addicted... to... warhammer 40k... Im always reading about it XD

The next poster has very disturbing dreams..
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Butters on January 14, 2009, 11:29:14 AM
yeah...GW prices...

i'm CERTAIN that the below poster has never played me in 40k (mainly because i've never played a game of 40k)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Mr.Tanks on January 14, 2009, 11:44:47 AM
Did last night mean nothing?  :'(

The below poster likes to dress up as a Commissar and 'execute' their bosses wife with their battle cannon.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Butters on January 14, 2009, 12:00:36 PM
demolisher, actually

the below poster is hiding from mr. cuddles under their bed
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Engelheim on January 14, 2009, 01:58:51 PM
Well I am Irish, so it could be said that I am perpetualy off to the pub.

The next poster is drinks their spirits straight...
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Alienscar on January 14, 2009, 02:41:05 PM
Yes indeedy, and by a strange coincidence my spirit of choice is Jamesons.

Back in their schooldays the poster below had a crush on one of their teachers.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: taupro777 on January 14, 2009, 03:07:20 PM
Haha mrs. Pinch... DAM she was hot... nice plots of land too XD.

The next poster personally dislikes Hamtaro... and will destroy waffle of doom for his avatar
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Butters on January 14, 2009, 03:14:21 PM
i will! oh wait...

the below poster will provide a witty counter to my post
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Engelheim on January 14, 2009, 03:22:08 PM
The poster above did not make witty comments, so deserves none in return.

The next poster will try hard but ultimatley fail to have sex with his sister.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 14, 2009, 05:43:58 PM
Not really, but you could ask the local moderator about it...

The below poster tried to drink beer with a straw.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on January 14, 2009, 05:48:21 PM
I prefer drinks that don't taste like watered down piss.

The below poster prefers whiskey.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 14, 2009, 08:41:07 PM
Only for lighting things up.

The next poster truly enjoys drinking cheap wine in a paper sack.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Engelheim on January 15, 2009, 05:44:25 AM
Buckfast Tonic wine, ten euro a bottle fresh from the bag... West of Ireland's finest tradition. Ah, yes.

The below poster has sexual and/or gender confusion issues.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 15, 2009, 08:58:04 AM
[looks down the pants] ...Nooooo.

The below poster need ro get his medication, or else...

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Arch_inquisitor on January 15, 2009, 09:30:17 AM
Thanks for reminding me, I was starting to get the urge to set things on fire again.

The next poster will predict some sexual innuendo or vulgar situation about the following poster.   
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 15, 2009, 11:10:52 AM
Jawmonkey, Sanctjud or Jester.

The below poster is an awful, brutish savage.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: taupro777 on January 15, 2009, 01:20:36 PM
Well i do play football.. 6 foot 3 230 XD. 

The next poster actually really hates kittens!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Engelheim on January 15, 2009, 01:36:05 PM
I LOVE kittens!
How wrong.
The next poster is jelous of my Avatar (though I miss the old map of Europe...)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 15, 2009, 02:27:08 PM
new, Iem jealous uv yur spelleng abillytees.

The next poster is a grammarnazi.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Engelheim on January 15, 2009, 03:01:18 PM
Aw, Amph.Parrot to you, Langerdan.

What's a grammarnazi?
The next post will answer this question.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 15, 2009, 05:07:10 PM
Grammarnazi. (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Grammar%20Nazi)

The below poster knows of Google. ::)

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 15, 2009, 10:27:48 PM
But I prefer Starkle.

The next poster uses Linux... to program their VCR.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 16, 2009, 09:07:28 AM
No, I use a hammer and a screwdriver.

The below poster will analyse Jawmonkeys fondness for one of his fellow Taverner.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Alienscar on January 16, 2009, 09:21:51 AM
But I prefer Starkle.

Whilst the above could be a thinly disguised statement of adoration for a fellow taverner with a name similar to Starkle it could equally be a statement for a love of fashion.

The poster below has fond memories of The Water Margin.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 16, 2009, 11:29:29 AM
No, I've never buttered my bread with water, gross.

The next poster will analyze and analytical analysis for us.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Arch_inquisitor on January 16, 2009, 02:35:44 PM
My membership to the department of redundancies department is pending

The next poster is going through an existential crisis.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on January 16, 2009, 10:23:42 PM
Uhhh, I suppose.

The next poster will have a son that DOESN'T shout at them.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 16, 2009, 11:30:12 PM
No, but if I did, I would teach him pain.

[POP!] "Shaddup boy! Go get me a beer 'for I cut you!"
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 17, 2009, 08:10:23 AM
Praise to your impressive educative abilities... ::)

The next poster will know of another method.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on January 17, 2009, 08:15:58 AM
I prefer the scalpel...

The next poster will agree that this is probably the appropriate time to change the topic.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 17, 2009, 12:59:11 PM
Indeed.

So... The next poster like to suffer in bed.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Arch_inquisitor on January 17, 2009, 02:32:44 PM
And I don't even pray to Slaanesh.

The next poster has an horrible addiction, but not to any form of drug, alcohol or narcotic.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Alienscar on January 17, 2009, 04:13:02 PM
I..............I... ..........I think I'm addicted to this site.

The poster below can't believe how lacklustre the last episode of Stargate Atlantis was.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Butters on January 18, 2009, 11:43:34 AM
starwhat?

the next poster finds his high inquisitorship lord high majesty cuddles irritating.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on January 18, 2009, 01:41:23 PM
Uhh, no. Cuz your not my high inquisitorship.

The next poster will also hate Cuddles' inability to capitalize.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 18, 2009, 07:25:51 PM
Well, 'hate' is a big word, but surely it is an interesting behavioral state to reflect upon...

The below poster happens to celebrate his wife's/kid's birthday.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on January 18, 2009, 07:56:14 PM
No, sorry.

The next poster happens to celebrate one of his family members' birthday.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 18, 2009, 09:03:19 PM
Actually, two - Wife and youngest son...

The next poster think he really, really should be meaner than he is.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on January 19, 2009, 12:13:56 AM
It's true, I totally should bring down Modly WrathTM more often.


The below poster will share my belief that robots are awesome.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on January 19, 2009, 01:37:38 AM
yes, unless they're evil, like the necrons or those randoms in I Robot
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on January 19, 2009, 04:18:26 PM
The next poster will be more aware of the game's rules and willing to explain them.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 19, 2009, 04:32:49 PM
Yes and no.

The next poster will welcome a new Taverner.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on January 19, 2009, 04:47:26 PM
Yes. Welcome to hell.

The next poster will make a funny post about Jesus and hell.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 19, 2009, 04:52:50 PM
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better
on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was
tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set
up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results I will judge who
does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.

They faxed.

They e-mailed.

They e-mailed with attachments.

They downloaded.

They did spreadsheets!

They wrote reports.

They created labels and cards.

They created charts and graphs.

They did some genealogy reports

They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with

heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed
across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power
went off..

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known
in the underworld.

Jesus just sighed.

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their
computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:

"It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.

Satan observed this and became irate.

"Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"

God just shrugged and said,

JESUS SAVES.

The next poster is not as respectuous as I.

    Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on January 19, 2009, 05:59:03 PM
Hahahahahaha.

The next poster will laugh, and then watch my vassal game vs. Locke.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 19, 2009, 06:36:25 PM
I may take a look.

The next poster will also laugh, but for his own weird and demented reasons.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Engelheim on January 19, 2009, 06:51:50 PM
No, but I got a good little chuckle.

Jesus Saves!
But Owen scores on the rebound.

The next poster will not get that joke because he is mostly detached from the world of English soccer.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 19, 2009, 07:28:23 PM
Indeed.

The next poster should be leniant on your (relative) n00bness in the Tavern...

...FOR I FRIGGIN AIN'T!

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Talon Undecided on January 19, 2009, 07:33:04 PM
Myeah, maybe I should. Nice try Engel.

The next poster would have read the Jesus Saves joke before coming into this thread.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on January 19, 2009, 07:41:50 PM
yep.

The next poster has collected or is collecting marines.
(Or has considered collecting for that matter. . .)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 19, 2009, 07:43:16 PM
I did - may do someday: Have the Black Reach set.

The next poster is pissed at Calgar: God of Battle my arse...

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Engelheim on January 19, 2009, 07:52:23 PM
Been out on the piss WITH Calgar, but he's relay an okay guy once you get to know him. And he CAN put away his booze.

The next poster agrees that Obama is not the modern forerunner of the Emperor, despite appearances.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: croggy on January 19, 2009, 09:06:39 PM
i shall not agree . remaining nutral is the only way to ensure i dont get dragged down with the lossing side

the next poster will wonder where i came from and more importantly how to send me back there
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 20, 2009, 02:31:54 AM
Nope, but I am perplexed as to to sending you back; trebuchet or pumpkin cannon? such a hard choice.

The next poster is actually a Speak and Spell connected to a Commodore 64.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 20, 2009, 01:07:05 PM
I try to manage.

The next poster isn't as obsolete as the above-precedent poster.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Butters on January 20, 2009, 01:44:37 PM
i can only say this: NO ONE EXPECTS THE HAMSTER INQUISITION!

the below poster expected me
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 20, 2009, 02:08:50 PM
You are so easy...

The below poster was an Award nominee.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 20, 2009, 03:13:49 PM
Yeah, but I do Pr0n as a gift for humanity, not to collect awards.

The next poster is in it for the money.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 20, 2009, 03:33:17 PM
Always.

The next poster wasn't up to the task.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Butters on January 20, 2009, 03:51:07 PM
of what? being a psycho lunatic with an empty revolver i suppose...

the below poster is a psycho lunatic with an empty revolver.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on January 20, 2009, 04:04:49 PM
I don't use guns. They're too quick and impersonal.

The below poster thinks that if someone is to die by your hand, they should be able to look you in the eye as they bleed out.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 20, 2009, 04:17:45 PM
I don't use guns. They're too quick and impersonal.
DEPENDS ON HOW YOU USE IT!

Quote
The below poster thinks that if someone is to die by your hand, they should be able to look you in the eye as they bleed out.[/color]
Yes, read the above.

The next poster eat fried hamsters at breakfast.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on January 20, 2009, 04:21:58 PM
I did, and I did eat a hamspter in the Daemonette Tavern as well.

The next poster is a poster at the Daemonette Tavern.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 20, 2009, 04:22:50 PM
Yeah, but its truthfully getting somewhat monotonous.

The next poster has an obnoxious birthmark.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 20, 2009, 04:43:40 PM
Not as worst as your's.

The next poster expect to get hit by a ban point sooner or later.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on January 20, 2009, 04:52:07 PM
Yea, when you guys finally get the best Daemonette picture for me to upload.

The next poster will look for one.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 20, 2009, 05:25:19 PM
No, I'm not your slaveboy - ask moc or Tauir for that.

The next poster will.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Arch_inquisitor on January 20, 2009, 06:28:28 PM
Ok why not? Tauir please look for the best Daemonette picture.

The next poster will refuse as well.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 20, 2009, 11:26:51 PM
Almost everyone knows I'm too lazy to google for myself let alone one of you louts.

the next poster pronounces "Nike" wrong (e.g. not like everyone else).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 20, 2009, 11:51:38 PM
You mean like: Nique?

The next poster is poop thrower of the worst kind.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on January 21, 2009, 01:29:37 AM
sadly not.

but the next person is!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 21, 2009, 01:30:01 AM
[I splatter a stream of doo like Spiderman in your face]

The next poster deserves worse.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 21, 2009, 01:31:55 AM
No, try Seer Fox.

The next poster is cleaner. (and saner)

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 21, 2009, 01:34:01 AM
Than you, most likely.

The next poster is sleepy.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 21, 2009, 01:44:52 AM
Yes I am.

The next poster have school tommorrow. (i.e. GET TO BED!)

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on January 21, 2009, 01:46:38 AM
Heck no!

Aus doesn't start for over a week!

Take that American education!

The next person feels as strongly as i do
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: taupro777 on January 21, 2009, 07:16:38 AM
uhh.... no.  AMERICA FTW! 

The next poster LOVES AMURICA! (read like southern slang)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Engelheim on January 21, 2009, 11:59:40 AM
America is worth (at BEST) to be a slave colony of Zimbabwe.
I do not love America at ALL.
Though your half-caste overlord-monkey is a decent orator.

The next poster will be offended by the above.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 21, 2009, 12:38:06 PM
Why?

The next poster would very much like to meat Engelheim...

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: taupro777 on January 21, 2009, 01:28:31 PM
Of course i would... anyone would fit that bill.  But Engelheim?  of course.  What a blatant insult to an entire country... besides a country that is more free than any other on earth.  We have more rights about OUR BATHROOMS then you do in your whole country.  Wherever your from, America is better.

The next poster will believe that Engelheim is the biggest idiot on 40konline.com
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on January 21, 2009, 01:40:09 PM
Who?

The next poster will enlight me. (please)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 21, 2009, 02:43:38 PM
No, Engelheim is having some Trolling fun at the expense of the American minority. ;D

The next poster isn't that reactive to teasing.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on January 21, 2009, 07:35:25 PM
Not really.

The next poster, though not American, will be offended by Engelheim's statement.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on January 21, 2009, 08:02:45 PM
Heck no. They made some crap decisions which killed people thatweren't even involved! But the new guy seems okay. Best part of America: Movies and some other crap.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on January 21, 2009, 08:04:26 PM
No, I do not agree with the question/statement posed at me.

The below poster will also agree that now Shloeb will put something there that sounds like I am agreeing to something horrible.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on January 21, 2009, 09:07:57 PM
Why yes i do.

The next poster is taking a rather satirical look at this post.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 21, 2009, 11:40:19 PM
Humanity is satire.

The next poster will have a mildly amusing quip to brighten our day.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on January 21, 2009, 11:53:35 PM
Arguing on the internet is like the special olympics - even if you win, you're still a retard.

The next poster will not see anything wrong with that statement.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 22, 2009, 12:00:46 AM
FAIL! It was unoriginal; I've heard it before.

The next poster will have a catch phrase that's all their own.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on January 22, 2009, 12:27:30 AM
It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's a FAIL!

Next poster will not laugh.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 22, 2009, 07:19:22 AM
You can't make me laugh, unless you severely hurt yourself (e.g. wiffle bat to the family jewels).

The next poster neutered themselves with a hobby knife rushing to get a squad assembled.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: taupro777 on January 22, 2009, 01:40:10 PM
Naw... just the tip XD

The next poster loves America!  Even thought they're not American.  And also is offended by all the anti America stuff on this site:  You make fun of us for making fun of other people?  Then am i a hypocrite for calling you a hypocrite?
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Butters on January 22, 2009, 04:33:01 PM
no. I'm in league with Engelheim, curse his racist hide, on this one.

the below poster refuses to acknowledge His lordship holy inquistor his furryness Cuddles' part in this debate.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on January 22, 2009, 04:36:07 PM
You are quite the newb.

The next poster is next in line to help them selves the next time inquisotr Cuddles bends over for the soap.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Butters on January 22, 2009, 04:38:23 PM
1nc0h3r3nt b4bbl3.

the below poster is almost as nooby as me.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Heretek on January 22, 2009, 05:25:14 PM
Ha ha. No.

The below poster is going to check this (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=177138.0) out.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 22, 2009, 06:26:10 PM
Nope, I hate doing what I'm told; might've checked if you didn't tell me to, but I have a feeling I have already seen it (hmmm... Seer Fox's new game perhaps? Yes?).

The next poster will have the answer we all seek (e.g. concerning free energy and it's hidden relation to Alvin and the Chimpmunks and Velcro).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Engelheim on January 22, 2009, 08:33:03 PM
At the very least I can assure you that the answer is not where you are looking.

Naw... just the tip XD

The next poster loves America!  Even thought they're not American.

This statement exemplifies America's typical blase arrogance. The beslubberin Yanks have a hard enough time loving themselves without expecting the rest of the world to love them too. The fifties are over America, eat some humble pie and take a seat like the rest of us.

What is there to love?
And since people are getting serious...

The next poster will answer this question seriously. Please.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 22, 2009, 08:46:52 PM
What is there to love (in America*)? Why guns and troops and tits and war, be-atches!!Bloody harvests of flesh, subjugation of the masses through televised complacency, tearing the world a big one while I get what's mine. We don't need money because we got guns and its ours because we're freakin' cooler than everyone else. If you don't like it, shove it; you may as well do yourself in because when I do, it won't feel as good. :-*

*Yeah, I'm throwin' Canada in with the U.S.; you guys don't seriously think they'll let you live when they come for us (the U.S.) do you?

The next poster is glad I stopped where I did as they were getting worried.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Engelheim on January 22, 2009, 08:53:29 PM
On the contrary, sir, I was just getting interested.

The next poster will advocate my opening an "America Sucks" forum and tell me how to do it cos I never done one before.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 22, 2009, 10:00:34 PM
Why would I do that when I firmly love the U.S.? I mean every nation has problems and areas that need to be fixed, but you stack us next to the other super powers and we're not all that bad. Go ahead and make that thread, i'll be there to be-atch until it gets locked.

The next poster won't start that thread.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Arch_inquisitor on January 23, 2009, 08:31:09 AM
Your right I won't, I don't hate Americans but you are the worst bloody neighbors ever. Canada has to go to work in the morning and America is partying till all hours of the night and whenever you get in a brawl we somehow become involved by association. It's like living next to a bunch of drunken frat boys who managed to get a flat of Canadian beer.

The next poster thinks Canada needs more than the two guns our military has.     
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 23, 2009, 09:28:50 AM
I thought we had three?

The next poster is extremely annoyed at the Canadian politicians, both at the Federal and Provincial level.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on January 23, 2009, 09:33:25 AM
I have nothing against them, never having had any interaction with them or their laws.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 23, 2009, 09:39:34 AM
Dry humping the elector is their favorite activities.

The next poster dream of ruling the ignorant masses.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: taupro777 on January 23, 2009, 10:36:11 AM
eh, I am American so i guess it's true.  And btw, for everyone who really thinks America is like Engelheim says?  You've obviously never been here, and you really have no idea what we're like.  Were not a country that loves war, in fact our whole country is AGAINST the Iraq war we are currently stuck in, and we are also the country doing the most to fix world problems through peaceful means.

What are you doing to save the world?

The next poster agrees...
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on January 23, 2009, 10:51:36 AM
Eh... No (I agree with the first part about american not being all warmongers though)

The next poster think that USA will change with Obama.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 23, 2009, 10:59:49 AM
That may be so - We shall see.

The enxt poster want to be a woman.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on January 23, 2009, 11:07:24 AM
I wouldn't say no to spending a day as one.

If the next poster woke up as one they'd end up saying "Woah it fits," and "Oh amphetamine parrot, it's not coming out," by the end of that day.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 23, 2009, 11:12:05 AM
Really? I like how you see things...

The next poster is a fan of Slurgle.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on January 23, 2009, 11:14:59 AM
I'm a fan in the same way that Jesus is a fan of god.

The next poster thinks I should get back to work, but won't offer any help with beating my muse into submission.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Arch_inquisitor on January 23, 2009, 11:15:44 AM
Yep.

The next poster has the worlds largest collection of Weird Al Yankovic memrobilia and CDS yet never touches them.   
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: croggy on January 23, 2009, 02:58:07 PM
i wondered what all that crap was in the spare room

the next poster will want my body

(for reasons un known)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Alienscar on January 23, 2009, 04:03:30 PM
Actually I'm doing this experiment to see if the body (dead or alive) of a one time Al Yankovic fan can be conditioned to like Abba.

The poster below is thinking "look at the time, I should really be in the pub & not wasting precious seconds of my life on the interweb"
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on January 23, 2009, 04:10:25 PM
Indeed, sadly Americans know nothing about setting a drinking age, so I'm three years too young.

The next poster will also become the most recent poster in another Tavern Game.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: croggy on January 23, 2009, 04:17:50 PM
indeed just posted in would you rather

the next poster will be reading this before they post
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Alienscar on January 23, 2009, 04:30:37 PM
Ooh you are good at this. I just read your post.

The poster below is not looking forward to tomorrow because he broke his favourite toy today.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 23, 2009, 04:46:15 PM
Yeah, you know how hard it is to modify ac/dc converters for use with a sratch built, full size power fist? Then explain to the utilities why the block keeps blacking out...

The next poster would blast their face off goofing around if they had a power fist.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: croggy on January 23, 2009, 04:51:08 PM
tht my good man is very true i blasted it of with an egg whisp once (obviously the mrs' fault for not suppervising me properly)

the next poster will have a rash they are too ashamed to admit or even go to the docters to get it sorted out
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 23, 2009, 04:56:31 PM
Well my relationships with road kill requires certain amounts of... candor.

The next poster cow tipped the wrong end.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on January 23, 2009, 04:58:10 PM
Indeed, I tried it from the front.

The below poster will be mildly amused to hear that after typing 9 pages for a story, I added quotes to this the first time through.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 23, 2009, 05:10:49 PM
Quotes to what? MLA or APA? doesn't really matter I hate both.

The next poster doesn't know what either acronyms stands for or what the difference.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: croggy on January 23, 2009, 05:27:57 PM
thats true
the next poster wi,ll exlpain it to me
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 23, 2009, 06:00:16 PM
Two common methods of referencing works for academic papers; Modern Language Association and American Phsycological Association respectively.

The next poster feels a funny feeling in their brain after reading that tidbit; as if they have just learned something they will never need to know.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: taupro777 on January 23, 2009, 06:05:59 PM
False... ugh unfortunatly i know what they are... I am American and we are anal about copyright XD. 

The next poster thinks its comical when Jawmonkey slings beslubber in the taverns.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 23, 2009, 06:08:52 PM
Well of course, that's why I do it; the perfect insult... or blessing in your case...
[Throws slimey doo right in your mouth as you smile reading this, tastes like vomit chili]

The next poster really should have feces thrown at them.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: croggy on January 23, 2009, 09:26:23 PM
how rude
the next poster already has had feces thrown at them and liked it
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Arch_inquisitor on January 25, 2009, 03:34:47 PM
I have never been to Germany.

The next poster has been to Germany.
 
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 25, 2009, 05:14:30 PM
Never been out of North America; why? The U.S. rocks.

The next poster will disagree, but still suck.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: croggy on January 25, 2009, 05:28:29 PM
this is becoming a torrent of abuse from you, i might have to tell a grown up. but your right i do disagree



the next poster will agree that sunny old england is by far the worlds most "ok ish i suppose" country
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 25, 2009, 05:59:32 PM
As my late great uncle Roger used to say,"America is the best damn country in the world; if I had live somewhere else, it would be Australia." ;D

The next poster lives in a tarp in a slavic country that formed after the fall of communist Russia, they're on a secret mission, shhh.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Butters on January 28, 2009, 11:11:53 AM
"if the monkeys start to come, theres a lesson you must learn. look at them and then you'll see, they exploded bloodily".

the below poster hates monkeys. i do.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: croggy on January 28, 2009, 04:50:16 PM
actually i quite like them they remind me of my ex

the next posters ex also ressembles an animal . but which one?
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 28, 2009, 07:53:42 PM
An angry ox.

The next poster has no ex, or current other, sadly...  :'(
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Arch_inquisitor on January 28, 2009, 09:16:19 PM
Did what we had in my law office mean nothing.

The next poster will have felt the monkey love as well.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on January 28, 2009, 09:16:59 PM
Yes, my oseophagus hurts. :D

The next person can relate to that somehow.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 28, 2009, 10:44:23 PM
Well, there was that time I was vomiting up that broken glass, but I really didn't think I was going to pass it any other way.

The next poster has eaten an entire airplane.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on January 28, 2009, 11:11:02 PM
No, but i have stopped a bomber from blowing up one with a grenade launcher . . . on Quantum of Solace. 3 times now.

The next person likes blowing **** up.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on January 28, 2009, 11:39:09 PM
beslubber YEAH!

The next person will also like blowing **** up, on pain of being blown up if he says otherwise.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on January 28, 2009, 11:53:06 PM
Heck yeah, why wouldn't you?

The next person agrees wit JamBOB and I
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: taupro777 on January 29, 2009, 10:02:00 AM
Why else play tau?

The next poster DOESNT like blowing stuff up.  And is therefore not manly.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 29, 2009, 05:16:39 PM
And ripping things apart with blunt objects, fire, and bare hands isn't manly apish?

The next poster has a functional full-scale power fist/Klaw to sell me.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on January 29, 2009, 05:37:08 PM
Not yet, but now that you mention it it'd be a kick-ass project, definitely.....


The next poster will steal this idea from jawmonkey me and build a power fist.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 29, 2009, 05:42:10 PM
It'll have to be a power Klaw or the one carried by Commissar Yarrick, because I can't see anyone creating the "surrounded by destructive energy" kind.

The next poster is a mechanical engineer with the technical know-how and resources to get it done, right?
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Alienscar on January 30, 2009, 06:15:00 AM
Nope. But the people http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=109_1195663753 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=109_1195663753) at this link might. Check footage at 2:20, looks like a fledgling SM.

The poster below has bits of metal somewhere in their body due to an accident.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: croggy on January 30, 2009, 04:07:18 PM
actually a few only small bits though
but being a steel engineer its bound to happen

like the klaw idea might make one my self
hydraulics might be a bit heavy  though
then again i could have hydraulic rams fitted in my arm to help me wield it

the next poster is getting bored with this subject
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 30, 2009, 06:45:18 PM
Only after you send me one; then I swear I'll send you a massive pile of 40k merchandise.

The next poster is bored.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Butters on January 31, 2009, 01:08:52 PM
the only boredom on this site is your doing, you thread-beslubbering monkey.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on January 31, 2009, 03:50:14 PM
The next poster will whine about Cuddles not posting a next poster.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: croggy on January 31, 2009, 03:53:33 PM
f-in cuddles its called the below poster thread for a reason

the next poster will not even know what warhammer is and just found this site by chance and just had to get involved
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 31, 2009, 08:16:31 PM
You are wrong and speak crap - I got perverted by the Tavern AFTER I got in 40K/Fantasy.

The next poster will be in awe, for whatever reason.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 31, 2009, 11:02:10 PM
Yeah, of my freakin' Deathwing! Just got back from winning an Apoc game; the Eldar player on our team even bugged out at the start of the 5th and we still pulled it off.

the next poster has a similar opinion of Ork and Nid armies as mine.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 31, 2009, 11:05:15 PM
Depends - What is it?

The next poster will celebrate - For whatever reason winning an awesome Apoc game.

   Starky

P.S. Have any pics?
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on January 31, 2009, 11:20:40 PM
I have no pics, and the titans were old "exosquad" toys; so I don't think I could post them due to shame. I would almost make a batrep, but they take forever (and I'm already putting off a philosophy final as it is).

The next poster wouldn't sink to the level of fielding so many toys. [head shake of utter shame]
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on January 31, 2009, 11:38:30 PM
I did [shake head in fellow shame].

The below poster is running out of time.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on February 1, 2009, 12:23:36 AM
I am running out of time, I'm way behind on some work for a project with some friends!

The below poster will be unable to tell me what the integral of jerk with respect to time is without looking it up.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on February 1, 2009, 01:33:56 AM
You're right, I can't.

The next poster can't either, but in a more sexually oriented innuendo.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 1, 2009, 02:03:47 AM
If I little something to lube my gears I could likely grasp the task at hand a little more firmly, but after rolling it around for awhile I still never felt a stroke of genius.

(How's that?)

The next poster got all choked up.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on February 1, 2009, 10:02:22 AM
Quote from: Jaws
(How's that?)
Good.

Since I am the next poster, no since doing the choking is My part. But I make Good use of My teeth. ;D

The next one should have invested in the rubber industry before having that little accident. These pieces of rounded rubber are the only thing that keep the handling in control...

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on February 1, 2009, 12:36:25 PM
Uhhhh. What?

The next poster will clarify.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on February 1, 2009, 01:15:23 PM
Sexual innuendos since the last half a dozen posts - Read between the lines [rubber - hint, HINT]

The next poster is faster.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 1, 2009, 03:20:40 PM
When you can get it done right in quick time, why bother dragging it out?

The next poster is oblivious to the last dozen post's true meanings.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Lomendil on February 1, 2009, 11:06:57 PM

Nice to see family-friendly fun is still the norm.  :)

The next poster will suffer a rage blackout.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Locke on February 1, 2009, 11:20:34 PM
I am raging, I have homework to do.

The next poster will mock me for disliking homework (Where's FMG).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on February 1, 2009, 11:33:45 PM
Nah, no mockery. I'm avoiding homework myself at the moment.


The next poster will tell me to get off my arse, get off 40kO, and get my damn linear systems assignment done.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on February 2, 2009, 12:30:00 AM
DO IT!

The next poster is oversized.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Arch_inquisitor on February 2, 2009, 01:20:05 AM
Only my legendary reputation. 

The next poster hasn't paid his rent in favor of new models. 
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 2, 2009, 02:07:10 AM
Well I only have so much blood...

The next poster needs a better job.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on February 2, 2009, 08:33:20 AM
Not really: What I need is to turn my part time busness into my full time busness, thus getting much more well paid.

The next poster haven't worked in this life (yet).

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Butters on February 2, 2009, 11:01:36 AM
do most 11 year olds work?

the below poster will mock be because of my innate awesomeness.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on February 2, 2009, 01:02:21 PM
No, I mock your size... ::)

The next poster is just... small, too small.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: taupro777 on February 2, 2009, 01:31:37 PM
HAHA.  no.  Im 6 foot 3, a football player for an american college thank you ;)

The next poster believes the truth in this statement.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on February 2, 2009, 02:09:50 PM
A pic, or you doesn't even exist - And isn't 6' 3" borderline small to play football? I mean, I just watched the Superbowl, so...

The next poster like sports. All kind. Even the crazy ones.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: taupro777 on February 2, 2009, 04:26:09 PM
LOVE me some midget tossin XDDD. 
PS:  COLLEGE football haha.  Not professional... Theyre alot bigger.
And the pic is here: 

http://www.photoreflect.com/pr3/OrderPage.aspx?pi=02X200EU010048&po=48 (http://www.photoreflect.com/pr3/OrderPage.aspx?pi=02X200EU010048&po=48)

The next poster LOVES Midget Tossing.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on February 2, 2009, 04:37:58 PM
Yeah, I do. Especially when it get done over a piranha pool.

The next one have a bad habit of eating too much...

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 2, 2009, 06:44:54 PM
That habits not as bad as the one where I projectile vomit all over strangers though.

The next poster is a yard gnome, or at least resembles one.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on February 2, 2009, 06:58:11 PM
I have a hat...

The next poster will tell me if a top hat or a fedora is close enough.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 2, 2009, 07:20:44 PM
You can't tell the difference between the two? Man, you have some fashion issues you should confront one day.

The next poster wears a woman's hat.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on February 2, 2009, 10:21:00 PM
Only in your wet dreams.

The next poster have these.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on February 2, 2009, 10:32:21 PM
Uhhhh. No comment.

The next poster will not respond either.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on February 2, 2009, 10:51:28 PM
No, I'll be honest: I did, once upon a time. And who cares, most guys had someday, no great revelation here... ::)

The next poster is horrified by the crudeness.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 2, 2009, 11:02:19 PM
Nothing shocks or surprises me; you should see me at B-day parties.

The next poster is always in shock or terror, or both.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on February 3, 2009, 12:44:53 AM
Only when I have to see your FACE!! (oooooh, burn!!)

The next poster will call me an immature dick for that.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on February 3, 2009, 01:01:31 AM
Okay, you are an immature dick. Hey, you asked! ;D

The next poster entertained the thought of giving me ban points before... (if he could)

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 3, 2009, 01:35:01 AM
If by ban points you mean blunt trauma to the head then yes.

The next poster has a severe head wound.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on February 3, 2009, 01:44:29 AM
Had. No more. For years. And you all can bear witness that I am quite normal.

The next poster deserve to be hit for something he's done recently.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 3, 2009, 01:52:58 AM
I was pretty damned stone cold at that apoc game, but I can't help it! I see people start crying and I have to go in for the kill...
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on February 3, 2009, 09:13:15 PM
The next poster will whine about Jawy not posting anything.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 3, 2009, 09:21:36 PM
Yeah, "cut it out dude!"

"I'm sorry, will it make up for my bad if I provide a link to an obnoxious tavern game?""The Court of the Monkey God" (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=177758.0)

The next poster has to click that link, they cannot resist but check it out.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on February 3, 2009, 09:52:51 PM
I was about to do it until I saw you dare me to not do it.

The next poster, on the other hand, didn't read the dare and clicked on the link.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on February 3, 2009, 10:02:01 PM
A wrong assumption, I didn't.

The below poster is too stubborn for his own Good.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 3, 2009, 10:06:08 PM
You won't make me admit it though.

The next poster is a sissy.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on February 3, 2009, 10:24:05 PM
(http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x187/Starrakatt/40KOnline/UberJimmy-1.gif)

Awww Jawy, making fun of your fellow Taverner... :o

The next poster is a squalid bastard.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 3, 2009, 10:26:42 PM
I do lack compassion and a conscious...

The next poster loves to be berated and beat down, likely why they're in their current relationship.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: croggy on February 11, 2009, 12:43:11 PM
you know me to well

the next poster is a spy sent by my mrs to find even more reasons for her to beat on me
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: taupro777 on February 11, 2009, 01:19:03 PM
Bonds brother, 006 at your service ;)

The next poster is REALLY REALLY like pedobear
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 11, 2009, 07:56:29 PM
Only for you.  :-*

The next poster is the inspiration behind pedobear.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Russ, Gue'Vesa from the Tiny Red Dot on February 12, 2009, 02:31:26 AM
Actually I AM pedobear. ;D

The next person wants to be me, Pedobear
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on February 12, 2009, 08:41:49 AM
No, I am already twice that.

The next poster won't likely approve of some Taverner's bad tastes...

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Arch_inquisitor on February 12, 2009, 09:13:29 AM
Absolutely, on the tastefulness scale some taverner's are just plain [DELETED BY TASTE POLICE].

The next poster will have more tact then myself.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on February 12, 2009, 09:25:40 AM
A blunt NO. See what I mean?

The next poster is My new target.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: PuNChIE on February 12, 2009, 09:52:12 AM
but.. i don't want to be a target?

I think the below poster is male
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: taupro777 on February 12, 2009, 10:33:26 AM
Halfway right ;) no but really... yeah thats right.

The next poster laughed kinda at my statement
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on February 12, 2009, 10:37:49 AM
A bit. Being from a weird, genderless species from outer space is ok, I respect that...

The next poster will worry about the mental state of a fellow poster.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on February 12, 2009, 11:40:08 AM
Not really, insanity is pretty common on the internet

The next poster as some addiction problems to glue sniffing.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 12, 2009, 11:58:10 AM
Only because its so hard to reassemble corpses using a needle and thread.

The next poster has soft skin.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on February 12, 2009, 12:38:40 PM
My leathery hide isn't what you could call soft.

The next poster share some similarities with dogs.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: taupro777 on February 12, 2009, 01:19:55 PM
Well i do get to hump any female i come across if i so choose ;)

The next poster has a different similarity
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: croggy on February 12, 2009, 02:08:56 PM
indeed i do i have been licking my own bits for many years now

the next poster wishes they could achieve such a feat
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 12, 2009, 04:52:02 PM
If I were a cat or dog, I would most assuredly never leave the home!

The next poster has a baboon heart.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on February 12, 2009, 10:50:54 PM
Sadly, no.

The next poster will love to play tennis.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 12, 2009, 11:10:03 PM
Only when using hamsters, because they squeak funny when you swat them.

The next poster has launched a flaming hamster out of a highly modified toaster, destroying their kitchen and wounding the cat.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on February 13, 2009, 12:31:53 AM
Hopefully the cat was in a safe place, my sister lost an eye though :-\

The next poster wont have a fixation on hamsters.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 13, 2009, 12:47:02 AM
Not so much a fixation as an apetite.

The next poster loves the sound of small mammals as you bite them in half.

We, we, WREEEEE! - [CHOMP]
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on February 13, 2009, 08:29:17 AM
Yes, though I extend the pleasure to the hatchet for bigger mammals...

The next poster is a squealer, either in pain or in pleasure.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Arch_inquisitor on February 13, 2009, 09:05:03 AM
Naw I like it when they lay real still and stay real quite.

The next poster will not get it.
 
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on February 13, 2009, 09:09:08 AM
You bet I don't, it's your's and there's no way I'm going to get it with a 10' pole... With an axe though...

The next poster does have bloodthirsty thoughts from time to time. I do.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on February 13, 2009, 10:49:45 AM
Indeed, especially in class when people stick on dumb questions/commentaries. (Indeed no, the belief in reincarnation won't change the point of view of the participants of Rawl's Original Position).

The next poster will understand my pain or what I'm talking about.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: One Guy with a Meltagun on February 13, 2009, 11:41:57 AM
Hmmm, yes, I know these situations. So yes, I do understand you!
And thank higher beings that my semester has ended or it would have culmulated in the rigourus flogging of dumb people ;D

The next poster does actually indulge in the art of flogging.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 13, 2009, 11:44:40 AM
Only those that need it; whether they know it or not.

The next poster needs a beating.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Arch_inquisitor on February 13, 2009, 11:54:09 AM
Even when your not using innuendos Jawmonkey it come off like it.

The next poster will think its just me in the gutter right now.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 13, 2009, 01:14:19 PM
No, I was just thinking about how much I like your wig...

The next poster wears a hairpiece.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: taupro777 on February 13, 2009, 01:31:13 PM
nah... but my cancer grandma does.

The next poster is incredulous i said this
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 13, 2009, 01:52:55 PM
I'm never surprised, but at least she's alive; hair will grow back.

The next poster's grandma could shatter their jaw with one hit, and they would have it comin'!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on February 13, 2009, 03:10:42 PM
Might have it coming, isn't going to happen. Jesus won't help her with that.

The below poster would be offended if I referred to Christians as "Jesus Buffs" to put them on the same level as all other crazy obsessive people.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on February 13, 2009, 06:06:46 PM
Nah, don't much care. Insult Pastafarianism, though.....


The next poster will also have been touched buy His Noodly Appendage.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 13, 2009, 06:18:51 PM
Well when you have a mutant octopus melded to your armpit you have to make the best of it.

The next poster has a similar growth, only on their face.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: croggy on February 15, 2009, 10:23:41 AM
Sadly th growth is my face

the next poster will have no sympathy for my horrible disfigured features
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on February 15, 2009, 07:24:03 PM
You're right, I don't.

The below poster is horrified at My lack of sympathy.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 15, 2009, 07:25:10 PM
Nah, its more like expected now.

the next poster is similarly inclined.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on February 15, 2009, 10:58:54 PM
I always agree with MY own opinion.

The next poster is green with envy.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 16, 2009, 12:31:38 AM
Why? I totally agree with myself.

"Yes, I do."
"Me too!"
"Ditto!"
"Anyone got any burritos?"


The next poster has multiple voices in their head, but they're lame.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on February 16, 2009, 09:15:29 AM
Indeed, the voice of reason is often in contradiction with my own.

The next poster has no reason what so ever.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 16, 2009, 09:37:24 AM
If by reason you mean compassion then yes.

next poster is a softy.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on February 17, 2009, 12:16:49 AM
As evidenced by my lack of Mod-power abuse recently, yes.


The next poster will give me a reason to stop being a softy and abuse my powers.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 17, 2009, 01:17:10 AM
Nah, I don't feel like coming up with another game yet.  :-*

The next poster should be asleep, maybe even put to sleep.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cripple, Whose Corporeal Form is Now a Shade of Blue on February 17, 2009, 03:26:53 AM
Well, I will go to sleep soon. Wait, is this about the men in white coats weilding syringes waiting outside my door?

The next poster will die sometime in his life. It will be blamed on bunnies and zombies. Possibly large doses of neurotoxins too,
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 17, 2009, 03:46:59 AM
Funny, I was torn between old age or a big rock wiping out all of humanity...

The next poster is reading this despite telling themselves they have much better things they should be doing.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: blinky jungle(REM) on February 17, 2009, 04:12:58 AM
He is right as well

the next poster likes pretending to be an assassin
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 17, 2009, 06:13:11 AM
Its just so much more personal to garot, compared to ranged firearms, know what I mean?

The next poster prefers to kill with Nerf.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on February 17, 2009, 09:22:52 AM
Indeed, although it's pretty long. It takes 1 or 2 hundred shots before the victim starts to bleed.

The next poster knows a better but out of the ordinary way to kill.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: One Guy with a Meltagun on February 17, 2009, 09:28:13 AM
My specially trained legion of gerbils will do the job just fine...running around in circles on the victim's throat until they have tread a track into the soft flesh that takes the head off clean.

The below poster is a vivid tree-hugger and is against the use of gerbils as a weapon.

Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on February 17, 2009, 09:30:51 AM
Yes, never mess with one's favorite food.

The below poster's liver could be in better shape.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 17, 2009, 11:47:40 AM
Truthfully, I did eat a bottle of Flintstone's vitamins as a small lad, so now I don't drink (stupid wimpy liver).

The next poster doesn't drink either, but only becuase they're way underage.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on February 17, 2009, 12:17:07 PM
Underage in many part of the world, but not here in Canada were the legal age is 18 and we truly start to drink at 16 :P

The next poster envy my nationality because he's underage where he lives.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: taupro777 on February 17, 2009, 01:27:13 PM
I could never.... Im American ;)  Best country on earth.

The next poster thinks their country is better
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 17, 2009, 02:03:47 PM
Hell yeah, the United States is way cooler than America.

The next poster is probably from Guam.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on February 17, 2009, 03:30:46 PM
No. I wish. It's warm there.

The below poster is not playing WAR.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 17, 2009, 07:04:17 PM
Yeah, avoiding homework, the Apoc game is this weekend (e.g. playing war); I get to add heavy support to an Elysian drop force along with more Dark Angels we get to stop some heretics and Orks!

The next poster won't get to play any 40k this weekend.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: One Guy with a Meltagun on February 17, 2009, 07:09:26 PM
That will be me then! I shal indulge in the German Carneval and have beer, beer, beer and some schnaps. I wouldn't be able to play 40k, but hey, what's the limit to drive a Baneblade?

The below poster looks at his/her favourite vehicle and wishes it were real.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 17, 2009, 07:27:26 PM
I'd only get in trouble with a giant robot anyway [sigh]

Thre next poster has disgusted themselves with posting in the discussion forum as well.

(I post and it makes me wish it was the blunt thread again, so I can tell them off...)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on February 18, 2009, 08:18:15 AM
I did very rarely post there, can't bother to get into endless argument.

The next poster hadn't won a game for some time now.

[Apoc Jawy? You should bless us with a batrep w/ pics - I have a 3 games GW Tourney Saturday and I'll do]

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Russ, Gue'Vesa from the Tiny Red Dot on February 18, 2009, 10:07:06 AM
I haven't played a game for a year now. :(

The below poster don't really care why. ;)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on February 18, 2009, 10:20:34 AM
No I would like to hear!

The next poster will tell me why Russ29 hasn't play a game in a year, no matter if it's the truth or a dirty lie.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 18, 2009, 11:47:26 AM
Well, truth be told, his army is so poorly put together and he has a strange flatulating problem, so no one lets him into the LGS; and he's a big fat cheater.  ;D

The next poster fits that bill.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on February 18, 2009, 05:27:12 PM
Maybe the next.

The below poster experience a lack of creative motivation.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: taupro777 on February 18, 2009, 06:27:34 PM
Eh... I've been meaning to write a novel since forever...

The next poster is interested in what I'd write about.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 18, 2009, 07:31:42 PM
Nah, hamster ranching for profit bores me.

The next poster has a lucrative cricket farm made out of an old bathtub.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on February 18, 2009, 08:03:21 PM
Well, yeah, gotta pay for my 40k stuff SOMEHOW...


The next poster will give me a better idea for making money.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 18, 2009, 08:30:50 PM
Yeah, its called a real job; did you know that McDonald's is the world's largest employer of college graduates... oh wait, they turned you down, errr... well, this is a little awkward then, huh?

The next poster has a sweet job... in mind; too bad they have a crappy one outside of their imagination.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on February 18, 2009, 08:33:43 PM
Heh...writer.

The below poster is warmer than I am.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on February 18, 2009, 09:48:13 PM
Yeah although it's not a good thing, the room I rent at University has a problematic heating system.

The next poster live in a 15x10 (feet) room too.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Wonko the Sane on February 18, 2009, 11:09:12 PM
Nay, a house for me, can't be bothered to measure...

The next poster will correctly guess what alert just popped up on my screen!

And then I will lie to cover their nascent psychic ability up.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 18, 2009, 11:20:47 PM
Oh crap! the robots are attacking simultaneously, not good.

The next poster has already been attacked, and is now nothing more than a shell with a calculator for a brain.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Wonko the Sane on February 18, 2009, 11:40:52 PM
Robots? Hahaha what robots.....it was just an email.....101110. I mean cough.

The below poster is most illogical and must be deleted.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 19, 2009, 01:31:08 AM
I knew it! They've already replaced you; now there's only a handful of us to stop the "Great Commodore 64 takeover" of '09!

The next poster now only has a cassette tape memory backup (anyone else even seen one of these?).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on February 19, 2009, 01:37:39 AM
Funnily enough, my father work in a bank and they're still using huge tapes for their backups.

The next poster has no confidence in banks and sleep with all his money. Or perhaps he hopes to become immune to aids this way ;)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on February 19, 2009, 08:59:17 AM
AIDS is also transmitted by money if you sleep with it.

The below poster is a nut case of the worst kind - and will give us, normal people, a good example of their nuttiness.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 19, 2009, 09:02:34 AM
Like my avy? Me too!

The next poster likes the pic.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on February 19, 2009, 09:25:21 AM
It is not bad - Where does it come from?

The next poster doesn't fear to thread the path of stable relationship with the feminine gent.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 19, 2009, 09:29:39 AM
No, you must have meant "doesn't fear to tread on feminine gents"; I mean, they scream a lot, so that actually makes it fun to beat them up.

I made the pic; my ugly mug+DOW II promo image+Photoshop fun=Pure Win!

The next poster is not as talented with image editing software.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on February 19, 2009, 09:32:01 AM
You are right, I ain't. But I experienced some mild successes with photoshop and the likes...

The next poster believe in Hell and shall explain...

    Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 19, 2009, 09:36:21 AM
Well yeah, do you really want to spend an enternity with chumps like coreyb or DA08? Not me, no thank you very much!

The next poster agrees.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on February 19, 2009, 10:42:25 AM
Indeed, coreyb was an insane 14 years old spammer, who could want to pass time with him?

The next poster will enlighten me about the notorious deeds of DA08 or attribute them to himself in an desperate attempt to show off.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 19, 2009, 11:34:08 AM
Well, I got a couple creepy emails from him, but it just reassured me that he was a dork.

The next poster doesn't have any great stories about the two losers.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on February 19, 2009, 12:08:58 PM
No but I would like to hear about those creepy email :P

The next poster will provide me an example and more story of banned people.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 19, 2009, 04:49:54 PM
DA08 sent me and couple others some rather questionable images in an email; they were rather lame. I think he was trying to disturb me, but he forgot one important thing; I have no conscious and am surprised by nothing (humanity is nothing if not predictable).

Other than that, I helped get a turd banned for trading real poorly; he ripped me off (a little), but he got some other poor guy for hundreds of dollars; he's lucky he lives in Detroit, if he was closer I would have paid him a visit.

The next poster is not quite as vengeful.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: taupro777 on February 19, 2009, 09:33:02 PM
haha thats not right XD  I once destroyed a kid in GYM hockey for laughing when i slipped.

The next poster has done something worse than knocking a kid unconscious in gym
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 19, 2009, 11:30:20 PM
Yeah, but I'm not telling you fools.

The next poster will write something spammy and worthless.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on February 20, 2009, 12:39:22 AM
Here you go: DOW 2 sucks because it's not like DOW 1!

The next poster has an opinion on DoW 2 and will gladly share it with us!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 20, 2009, 12:40:39 AM
I feel like Duke Nuk'em 3D's sequel will be out before that game.

The next poster knows that pain.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on February 20, 2009, 12:44:51 AM
I do - been waiting on DNF for... how many years now? 10?

The next poster is, like me, currently downloading DoW2 on Steam.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 20, 2009, 12:57:25 AM
Nah, I youtubbed a couple demos, but I really like to play 40k in person.

The next poster has never played a real game of 40k yet.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Alienscar on February 20, 2009, 07:05:06 AM
Exactly right. I have played Macragge and have had a game involving a HQ and 1 troop choice but I have yet to play a proper game of 40K.

The poster below prefers to paint 40K figures rather than play games with them.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on February 20, 2009, 08:52:53 AM
Phail: Exactly the reverse.

The next poster have broken the copyright laws... many times.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 20, 2009, 09:26:06 AM
I'm not sure, never have time to read IP gibber-jabber, too busy trying to download and store the entire interweb in cassette form.

The next poster has succeeded... in something lame recently.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on February 20, 2009, 09:34:25 AM
Can't remember... Which one?

The next poster would have more happy time in bed if he could.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 20, 2009, 09:36:47 AM
sleep, glorious sleep; naw, off to work.

the next poster will remain lazy all day.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on February 20, 2009, 09:38:49 AM
If by lazy you mean sleep, then yes.

The next poster has been caught by his boss surfing the net instead of doing what he's paid for.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on February 20, 2009, 09:48:59 AM
Yeah, but as long as he missed me watching Bible Black it's fine.

The below poster has never watched Bible Black at work because it was dead.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on February 20, 2009, 10:14:46 AM
You like talking about yourself, do you?

The next poster has a wider range of anime interests than BB.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on February 20, 2009, 10:22:54 AM
Of course...Bible Black just happens to be my favorite.

The below poster is unaffected by the anti-sex aura.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 20, 2009, 10:57:13 AM
I'm just thankful you don't use yourself as an avy, thanks again.

The next poster is not sexy in the least; they have made girls throw up before from hinting at hooking up.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Alienscar on February 20, 2009, 11:12:26 AM
Right again  Not throw up but.......well let's just say girls can be cruel.

The poster below used to a the star of their school footie team.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: taupro777 on February 20, 2009, 01:19:10 PM
haha skinniest and fastest defensive lineman to grace our school ;) I miss football... broke a Qb's ribs once... 3 of em.

The next poster doesnt understand the pride you feel at injuring someone in a sport.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on February 20, 2009, 03:10:59 PM
I understand the pride of injuring someone period.

The next poster is also blood hungry.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: croggy on February 20, 2009, 04:00:01 PM
O you don't know the half of it

the next poster likes bacon mishape shoes - foil packed  for extra freshness
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on February 20, 2009, 07:46:38 PM
Quote
the next poster likes bacon
There, fixed that for you.

The next poster thinks this (http://5.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19k6jw3siKEyWr0OXo1_500.jpg) is a good idea.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 20, 2009, 09:25:48 PM
Only to prove that I can out-eat you.

The next poster cannot eat (or fit into their tummy) an entire large pizza in fifteen minutes (I'm taking my time for your sake).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: taupro777 on February 21, 2009, 08:43:05 AM
wrong... i could outeat you any day ;) high school football players?  we can outeat ANYBODY!

The next poster knows someone who can eat even better.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 21, 2009, 09:35:04 AM
Yeah, that crazy asian kid. It's not your size its how you've trained your stomach to stretch.

The next poster cannot eat 2 Hardee's Monster burgers.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on February 21, 2009, 11:17:23 AM
Probably not...

The below poster doesn't consider that a talent to be proud of.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on February 21, 2009, 12:33:14 PM
Indeed, binge drinking on the other hand...

The next poster consider binge drinking better than "binge eating".
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on February 21, 2009, 01:00:06 PM
I plan to be a writer, and what writer is complete without a bottle of Knob Creek or, in a bind, Jack Daniels.

The below poster doesn't think a Film Noir flick is complete without Bogey.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on February 21, 2009, 03:29:23 PM
Sure helps.

The below poster is waiting eagerly for Tarentino's Inglorious Basterds to be out.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 22, 2009, 01:59:26 AM
Nah, he makes everyone talk too much in his movies, it irritates me. I mean I don't want to pay good money to hear jackroots jibber-jabber, when I could be seeing the stuff that makes people in foreign countries really hate us (sex, violence, bunny rabbits, etc...)

The next poster agrees.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on February 22, 2009, 07:42:42 AM
Honestly... no. I never disagree with Myself.

The next poster managed to have thoughts disturbing enough to put himself about his own mental health (I mean, I was finishing reading Hamilton's Misspent Youth yesterday and near the end there's riots in the street and it's when it happened: I had a mindslip I clearly saw the giant snowblower speeding down the streets - and the end product. Yuck. I was almost queasy for a while after that...)








   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: LordDarigarn on February 22, 2009, 08:32:48 AM
Once, when I was 6.

The next poster will use yellow text.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on February 22, 2009, 08:33:37 AM
Ahem...

The next poster shall explain his prescience.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on February 22, 2009, 08:34:47 AM
He hasn't noticed me lurking about.

The below poster expected Darigan to answer this.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: LordDarigarn on February 22, 2009, 08:35:30 AM
Yes, that could be said to be true.

I expect the next poster to have some form of comment about me.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on February 22, 2009, 08:38:40 AM
Well, to be honest you haven't yet said or done something that we could use against you, and that in terrifying and messy ways. But don't worry, that will happens soon enough if you hang around in there, believe Me... [bwah-ah-ah...]

The below poster enjoys the pressure...

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: LordDarigarn on February 22, 2009, 08:39:52 AM
Can't paticularly feel any.

The next poster will have an avatar wielding a weapon.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on February 22, 2009, 08:42:13 AM
A weapon of the Guerrilla movement against the Bourgeoisie.

The below poster hasn't heard the word "Bourgeoisie" in a while.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: LordDarigarn on February 22, 2009, 08:45:25 AM
Never heard of it.

The next poster has been ninja'd at least once.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 22, 2009, 11:40:08 AM
Yeah but they'll pay soon enough!

The next poster has actually cried before about getting ninja'd and then having to rewrite their entire post.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: LordDarigarn on February 22, 2009, 11:41:48 AM
Rewrite, yes. Cry, no.

The next person to post is highly suspicious of that statement.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on February 22, 2009, 01:46:21 PM
I am suspicious of any low post count Taverner. High post count too when I think about it.

The below poster likely entertain such a healthy paranoia.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: LordDarigarn on February 22, 2009, 01:47:59 PM
Nooo... What makes you think that? Have you been watching me?

The next poster will display evidence of being colour-blind.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on February 22, 2009, 01:54:01 PM
What are you talking about?

The below poster is a slow wit.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 22, 2009, 02:02:59 PM
You obviously don't know me very well; my wit is fast, like razors blasted out of a shotgun, brother.

The next poster will agree.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: LordDarigarn on February 22, 2009, 02:05:20 PM
Do I have to?

The next poster will be a Space Marine player.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on February 22, 2009, 02:16:00 PM
Never, ever. At least not in any foreseeable future. And I've been playing 40K for the last 13 years...

The below poster is pissed with his obsolete Storm Shield/Thunder Hammer Terminators.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 22, 2009, 06:32:21 PM
Yeah, why do I bother? they always die first, and I never use their abilities, just a convenient meatshield.

The next poster cares less about the things that got nerfed with the new rules than I do.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on February 22, 2009, 07:10:22 PM
...Daemonette Horde, the beslubber do you think?

The below poster will either become accustomed to me swearing...a whole beslubberin lot...or leave the tavern for the night. (See http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=178757.msg2184291;topicseen#new (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=178757.msg2184291;topicseen#new))
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on February 22, 2009, 08:36:36 PM
Well... I'll either get used to it, or start abusing my Modly powers :D

The next poster will be 17 +/- 3 years old.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: croggy on February 22, 2009, 09:17:59 PM
nope 22

the next poster will also wonder why the mod is after someone so young
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 22, 2009, 10:17:08 PM
Its called a preemptive strike; kill them before they cause any trouble.

The next poster can hear a strange whistle from above their house; the bomb about to flatten it.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on February 23, 2009, 12:05:23 AM
Yeah, a Good thing that I have that unpenetrable force dome over here, that's the third beslubbering time this week.

The next poster is too old to change and become, say, more idiotic/smartarse like...

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 23, 2009, 02:02:47 AM
Old enough to know better.

The next poster is just a young fool.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: taupro777 on February 23, 2009, 07:24:11 AM
 ehh... at 17... probobly.  But either way, I try XD.

The next poster thinks the squats should be back...
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on February 23, 2009, 09:07:28 AM
Certainly not!

The next poster think that the game is becoming awfully standardised and that what make some armies unique is slowly dispearing, i.e pissed at GW.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 23, 2009, 10:14:18 AM
I just want a better DA FAQ, but it is getting easier to remember wargear for all armies...

The next poster is frothing at the mouth over 5th ed.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on February 23, 2009, 10:55:08 AM
Not really, just jealous of 5th ed 'dexes.

The next poster us more hurt than I am.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on February 23, 2009, 07:54:12 PM
Have you seen the 3rd edition Dark Eldar Dex? Or the 4th? Or the 5th? No...

The next poster will be angry that IMPERIAL GUARD get the next codex before DE.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on February 23, 2009, 08:01:46 PM
Not exactly angry but I'm pissed no end that they get a Fast Transport, possibly allowing faster than 12" Disembarkation.

All of the Eldar, dead and living are/shall turn on their graves. :-\

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 23, 2009, 10:34:35 PM
Good, maybe that worthless soulstone paperweight will do something cool; I rarely have time to skin a space elf in front of it to see those "wailing lights". When I do though its totally worth it. boo, hoo, poor dying race. :'(

The next poster tried to buy a soulstone once, but got ripped off instead

"stupid fist-sized diamond with no space elf soul in it!" [throws in gutter]
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on February 24, 2009, 01:21:28 AM
Perhaps that could explain why I heard souls' cries when I broke that old glass globe.

The next poster is an angry Eldar player who believes that God Falcons are a legitimate Eldar's right and that Valkyries just exist to annoyed them. ;)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on February 24, 2009, 02:39:05 PM
No, but the once unique features that once characterized the different armies/races are blurring more and more, rendering the game more bland.

The next poster agrees that when everyone and their sister will have fast transports, deep strikers by the dozens, and all the special rules uniformised (already a good way on) boredness will become a more common trait. So to speak.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 24, 2009, 02:51:35 PM
"Counts as" armies will be easier to use.

Wait those are Eldar, I mean SM, but who cares; about the same codex since the new codex came out.

The next poster got a headache from the anger of reading that and realizing the truth to it.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on February 24, 2009, 03:03:16 PM
No headache, but displeasure and mild anger, yes. I crap all over the new IG Falcon I mean Valkyri (almost same thing, really).

The next poster is for a change of subject before it degenerates.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 24, 2009, 05:16:52 PM
Yes indeed... boy Canada sure does suck. I mean I almost feel sorry for the French-Canadian, but then I realised they could always move.  :P

The next poster will be French-Canadian and have something smart to say.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on February 24, 2009, 05:22:40 PM
Nope.

The next poster will post after I log off again.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on February 24, 2009, 06:34:40 PM
Posting while you're still logged on.  So there.

The next poster will be surprised to see me back.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 24, 2009, 11:55:47 PM
I lost the ability to be surprised after selling my soul for longevity, rage, and a bucket of synthmuscle.

The next poster can flip a car over when angry.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on February 25, 2009, 12:35:13 AM
Nope, but I become green!

The next poster can do both.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 25, 2009, 12:39:17 AM
Sadly I turn pink, but my arms get as big around as diesel tires so I can't really complain.

The next posters mom has bigger "pythons" than they do.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on February 25, 2009, 05:32:56 PM
Pythons?

The next poster has also never heard that particular term used in such a manner before.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on February 25, 2009, 05:59:49 PM
Never, ever.

The next poster won't catch me here until tommorrow.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: One Guy with a Meltagun on February 25, 2009, 06:56:20 PM
That would depend on the time-zone really, but I try my best ;D

The below poster has lost track of his/her time-zone.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on February 25, 2009, 06:57:58 PM
Yes, too much time here.

The next poster is a newbie, due for some quality time 'sitting on my lap'.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on February 25, 2009, 08:11:45 PM
Ugh.  Thank the gods you're wrong.  Because, you know, that's so unusual  ;).

The next poster will be relieved at their lucky escape.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on February 25, 2009, 09:47:44 PM
I'm not a newbie, but I am about due for some time in Sancty's lap.

The below poster is not.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 25, 2009, 10:01:17 PM
Thank the Monkey God (e.g. myself).

The next poster has been to Sancty's lap and still has the rash.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on February 25, 2009, 10:15:35 PM
No.  Just how long has the Tavern games been a wretched hive of scum and villainy anyway?

Next poster will tell me what went wrong.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on February 25, 2009, 10:21:24 PM
I cum here into this Tavern.

The next poster won't correct the word to 'come'.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on February 25, 2009, 10:38:30 PM
Wrong. Cum and rotten puppy are a bad combination.

The next poster will agree and make sure it never happen again or find something worse and make sure it happen as often as possible.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 25, 2009, 11:15:34 PM
Nah, You sots are welcome to roll in filth all you want; in fact, here's some more...

[the Monkey God throws a massive 5 gallon bucket full of feces in your mouth, it's hard to tell what is worse the taste or the smell as the icor, blood, maggots and other filth seep into every crevase]

The next poster suddenly feels dirty.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: croggy on February 27, 2009, 01:53:02 PM
yeah but i always do
the next poster is a saint like person
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 27, 2009, 02:16:33 PM
Yes, I'm so well behaved and I love everyone.

The next poster smells something rotten.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on February 27, 2009, 08:04:26 PM
Yeah, Sanctjub must be lurking somewhere.

The next poster will start an entire new line of below posters predictions, something new that this thread has not seen before.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on February 28, 2009, 12:12:15 AM
Yes on the first part, no on the second.

The next poster will object to being called Sanctjub.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 28, 2009, 01:35:52 AM
Your clairvoyance is pathetic.

The next poster is thinking of the number... 3. Oh, and quit slouching.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on February 28, 2009, 08:16:08 AM
No. But I do slouch.

The next poster is on a diet. And need it.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on February 28, 2009, 09:49:57 AM
I like to maintain my Druchii figure.

The below poster could bench me. (130)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on February 28, 2009, 04:26:25 PM
At the top of my shape, no problem.

The next poster has the shape of an ogre and could lift a fridge with one hand.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on February 28, 2009, 04:48:39 PM
I'm 180 lbs, so I need two hands.

The next poster is "goofy".
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on March 1, 2009, 10:39:19 PM
Am not!

Next poster expected a reference to 'Goofy time!'
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on March 1, 2009, 11:21:33 PM
Sorry, I don't remember too much about "A brief history of time" by Stephen Hawkins.

The next poster is about to be sucked into a micro-black-hole.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on March 1, 2009, 11:27:39 PM
[size=9]No I'm no[/size][size=8]o[/size]ootttt


The next poster is drunk, or soon will be.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on March 1, 2009, 11:34:12 PM
Sorry I don't drink; it dulls the wit and gives me compassion, not something one needs when skinning hobos.

The next poster skins hobos as well.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on March 1, 2009, 11:46:59 PM
Between killing them and eating them, there is not much time before getting caught you know.

The next poster also think that hobbos are a cheap source of protein. 
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on March 1, 2009, 11:49:29 PM
I'm going to save you some ridicule at posting what you just said and simply say that I chuckled when I realized you mispelled ;) "hobbos"

The next poster won't be as kind as me.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on March 1, 2009, 11:59:46 PM
Jawmonkey, you get Gerald's mouth, I get his ass.

The next poster will enjoy the show.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on March 2, 2009, 12:04:50 AM
A good actor always enjoys his own performance, but I got dibs on the wound in his ribcage [stab, stab] and thumbs (for the necklace).

The next poster has their own impressive "Krovikian fetish".
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on March 2, 2009, 10:30:00 AM
If by 'krivikian' you mean something related to a good anvil, a forge hammer and your balls, then yes.

The enxt poster is do not want to hear the sound from that particular scene.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on March 2, 2009, 05:18:52 PM
You caught me.  Also, I caught you (enxt - yay typo!).

The next poster has posted in the anime/manga thread.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on March 2, 2009, 05:21:36 PM
Only to put down a furry, but is that so wrong?

The next poster does not enjoy the idea of making out with a man-hampster.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on March 2, 2009, 05:28:58 PM
Errr, yeah.

The next one like reading (A serious question? :o)

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on March 2, 2009, 05:37:43 PM
The next one like reading (A serious question? :o)

   Starky

Wow.  A serious question.  That came out of nowhere.  Yes, I love reading.  Too much, probably.  I own waaaaay too many books.

The below poster is aware of the proto-Indoeuropean origins to many myths.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on March 2, 2009, 05:43:25 PM
There is never too many books. Remind me that I need to build a new bookshelve...

Quote from: The Lord of 3vil
The below poster is aware of the proto-Indoeuropean origins to many myths.
Interesting, but logic if you think of it: Ever read Lord of Light from Roger Zelazny? An excellent (and Hugo Award winning) example of this.

The next poster NEVER get caught by typos or grammatical incorrectness.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on March 2, 2009, 06:43:11 PM
No I was a page ago.

The next poster praises Grammar Nazis and encourage them to continue their good work.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on March 2, 2009, 07:11:10 PM
As a victim of grammarnazism, NO.

The next poster have never been hit by Jimmy's modhammer.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on March 2, 2009, 10:08:00 PM
Nah, they got me a few times, but they can't stop me and they know it, so they tolerate it for now (because that bastard will just start another account and it'll get even worse...)

The next poster is on their fourth account, the first three having been shut down by mods.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on March 2, 2009, 10:38:59 PM
No. It is my second, but only because I moved and lost all data on my old one - A full 250 and such post down the toilet.

The next poster had it worse.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on March 3, 2009, 09:48:41 AM
Well...my one true love got banned a while back. Then Shade and I got what I believe were our second bans for being the same person.

The below poster has never been banned.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on March 3, 2009, 11:02:01 AM
Nope, its because I'm so nice to everyone here and would never ever do anything bad.

The next poster whole-heartedly believes that statement.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on March 3, 2009, 03:47:01 PM
Of course...

The next poster find that Jester's emo trip about Greenstuff is misplaced (Just contact the git on msn!)

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Toad_Raider on March 3, 2009, 06:04:20 PM
Ugh, I'd never do something so foolish.

The next poster believes that was one of the Mods better decisions.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on March 3, 2009, 07:19:37 PM
Once again, I'm happy not knowing the details of the last two posts; too much like gossip... you roost of hens.

The next poster is in the same basket.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on March 4, 2009, 08:31:29 AM
Don't really care anymore, really...

The next poster lie all the time.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on March 4, 2009, 07:55:27 PM
I attempt to never lie; of course, that statement alone is a lie, but you know what I mean.

The below poster is a lying little turd, and will likely end up in the bottom of a river for blabbing too much.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on March 5, 2009, 09:05:28 AM
True, I talk too much - I do not lie that much, nor am that little - Yeah, cry Me a river - If I remember well it is you who tend to be the turd in the Tavern, right...?

The next poster never did it in the bathroom before.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: taupro777 on March 5, 2009, 10:38:24 AM
Nah... But just about everywhere else XD.  Why use the bathroom when you've got a bed or a kitchen? 

The next poster has a crazy story about IT in a strange location.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Greggor Sin, the Jolly on March 5, 2009, 10:56:25 AM
"...and That's why I'm no longer a Catholic! ...or allowed in any church north of New York"

The below poster is thrown off by my replying.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: taupro777 on March 5, 2009, 01:19:27 PM
Nope XD.  Got a laugh out of me. 

The next poster is appalled by the last post!  But also slightly curious...
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Greggor Sin, the Jolly on March 5, 2009, 01:22:33 PM
Curious is indeed a way to explain it, and the only appalling thing is that the Ol' Priest decided to share the video online...

The below poster is not thrown off by my replying.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on March 5, 2009, 02:30:33 PM
I am not.

The below poster will be thrown off by my Modly wrath.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on March 5, 2009, 02:53:01 PM
Depends, is your Modly wrath strong enough to ban another mod :P?

The next poster will answers.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on March 5, 2009, 04:47:20 PM
Not likely; I don't even think they gave him the mod chew toy when he got his promotion.

The next person is not a mod.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on March 5, 2009, 05:33:14 PM
No, and won't likely be, I pissed off too many mods in the Tavern. Besides, who want the extra work?

The next poster had a wet dream about it.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on March 5, 2009, 05:40:12 PM
Nah, I have no interest in mod-dom.

The below poster would be amused to see what would happen if I were given mod powers for a week.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on March 5, 2009, 06:45:07 PM
As long as pink writing doesn't become a tavern rule, yes.

The next poster also think that pink isn't an appropriate colour for writing.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on March 5, 2009, 07:05:11 PM
Unless your dressed as the Easter Bunny, then I agree.

The next poster is in a similar situation as mine; the bunny outfit is pretty cool to wear, but all the blood all over it is making hard to attract new children to eat.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on March 5, 2009, 11:52:11 PM
Actually, I've found that vodka gets the stains out... and if not, well, just drink it till you don't care anymore.

The next poster thinks I'm a horrible influence and shouldn't be allowed near minors.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on March 6, 2009, 01:43:15 AM
No, some kids could learn how to drinks, especially in US :P.

The next poster couldn't leave without beer and can't pass a day without a drink.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on March 6, 2009, 09:19:29 AM
I agree if you replace beer with 'a hard on' and drink with a 'BJ'.

The next poster has bruised knees, I know very well of them.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Greggor Sin, the Jolly on March 6, 2009, 04:43:58 PM
And let's not forget rug-burn!

The next poster is currently browsing pr0n while waiting for someone to post here.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on March 6, 2009, 05:24:05 PM
How phail... I however, am desperately waiting for that coffee's water to boil.

The below poster isn't in good shape at all.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on March 6, 2009, 08:09:47 PM
Considering the last apoc game (complete rout, stupid Nurgly bastards) no, I'm not doing very well; but I'll take those lessons learned when I touch ground taking mote termies and dreds this time.

The next poster hates termies, not necessarily scared witless, but they really don't like to see a lot of them.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Greggor Sin, the Jolly on March 7, 2009, 03:31:16 AM
On the contrary, I always have Plasma goodness for those wood-rotting bastards... and those Tactical Dread thingies, too.

The poster below me probably isn't awake as I'm typing this.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on March 7, 2009, 09:32:35 AM
Are any of us truly awake or living in a nightmare of modern slavery?

Next poster answers.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on March 7, 2009, 12:46:51 PM
Can't tell it here, big brother is watching me.

The next poster fears the Global Government.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on March 7, 2009, 02:54:45 PM
Nope, I only fear not getting a good job at the soilent green factories.

The next poster is "tasty".
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on March 7, 2009, 05:33:02 PM
Maybe so, but hard to say as I am not yet cold stiff. Besides, I prefer red soylent.

The next poster have experienced some very weird movies in the past.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on March 8, 2009, 04:42:25 PM
I've seen far weirder movies than any human should.

The next poster has a significant lack in B-movie knowledge.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on March 9, 2009, 11:01:15 PM
Actually, good sir, I was raised on B-movies and can talk at great length about such classics as Attack of the Killer Tomatoes and Wasp-Woman.

The next poster saw Watchmen and loved it.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on March 9, 2009, 11:04:10 PM
No, I actually babysat a siblings kid so that they could, but I'll watch it soon.

The next poster has seen it and will begin to ruin it all for everyone (and should be rightly shot).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on March 9, 2009, 11:04:44 PM
 :'( noooo.... (yet)

The below poster is a cruel man.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on March 9, 2009, 11:10:00 PM
Very much. SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!   amphetamine parrot, wrong spoiler....


The next poster will murder me if I spoil Watchmen.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on March 9, 2009, 11:12:43 PM
I know where you live...

The below poster will be scared. If not by me, by the hatchet I have in hand.

What were you saying about Watchmen already, mmm?

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Brother-Captain on March 9, 2009, 11:50:49 PM
Heh scared of you? The hatchet in your hand?

Dont make me laugh!

Now if you were Gumby with an axe splitting you from the top of your head down to the middle of your face, and you walked into my room, pulled the axe out of your face and was about to chop me with it....then maybe I would be scared.  But then again thats just cuz it was a nightmare I had when I was a child.

The below poster will miss Gumby and his pony pal Pokey too!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on March 10, 2009, 02:32:21 AM
I only wish I had a shirt that said something obnoxious like, "Pet my pokey" or something similar.

No hatchet huh? Well then, the next poster likes bare hands.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on March 10, 2009, 06:20:26 AM
Yeah, close and personnal, and you can bite the other's nose while strangling.

I praise you for the suggestions - The art of murder always need fresh ideas.

And I'm the one who put the axe in Gumbi's head - I have fond memories of him. Yes...

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: taupro777 on March 10, 2009, 07:19:37 AM
Haha, the below poster will berate starky for misspelling his name in a different thread, and for posting a praise comment in the wrong thread XD
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on March 10, 2009, 07:48:05 AM
Damn! Early morning isn't really my cup of tea... I dare anyone to further rib Me - especially Sammy and Taupro... >:(

The next poster is a compulsive internet murder, or would be if he knew where those pesky Taverners lives...

   Starky, Murderer in Chief
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on March 10, 2009, 10:34:07 AM
There are certain non-taverners I'd murder... And Shade.

The below poster is actually rather fond of Shade.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on March 10, 2009, 10:42:42 AM
Yes, he's soooo easy...

The next poster find that the Tavern is awfully empty these times...

   Starky, Excrutiator of n00bs
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: taupro777 on March 10, 2009, 11:57:53 AM
I wouldn't know... too young in tavern years!  It is my birthday today though, so yeah i guess.

The below poster still wants to rib starky XD
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on March 10, 2009, 03:17:23 PM
Yeah, I want to stick something in between his ribs; a toaster.

The next poster likes the idea of a coffee machine in a similar location.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on March 10, 2009, 07:48:49 PM
Only if there's an autonomous powersource.

The below poster is just... below. Yeah... Below.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on March 10, 2009, 08:14:35 PM
Indeed.

The below poster is mildly confused to see me more active on 40KO while on vacation than I have been since October.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on March 10, 2009, 08:23:18 PM
...Active...? ...And just who are you?

The below poster believe in Santa Klaus.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on March 10, 2009, 08:32:29 PM
So, I saw Watchmen today.

The below poster feels Starky is in need of a spoiler or three for forgetting about me.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on March 10, 2009, 08:39:21 PM
No, I refuse to listen to any spoiler and thus, log out. :P

The below poster won't see me logged in when reading this.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on March 10, 2009, 08:44:08 PM
You're still logged in as I start to type.

The below poster will miss Starky.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on March 10, 2009, 10:45:39 PM
How would I know?

The next poster will give me good reasons to miss Starrakatt.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on March 10, 2009, 10:54:21 PM
Cuz he's...nice.

The next poster will agree.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Brother-Captain on March 10, 2009, 11:01:14 PM
I disagree simply because it is you saying I will miss him...

The next poster will feel trapped by this game.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on March 11, 2009, 12:01:11 AM
Stop qualifying others with what you deem to be your own problem will you?

The next poster never got the chance to hunt a T Rex.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on March 11, 2009, 01:03:56 AM
Not yet, but someday...


The next poster will join my dinosaur hunts when I tell them our weapon will be an orbital laser cannon.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on March 11, 2009, 07:01:53 AM
Meh, what about the 'close and personal' part? Personally I prefer the machete.

The next poster would use something different.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: taupro777 on March 11, 2009, 07:32:49 AM
A chainsaw launcher... Loud and Messy, and kinda close up XD

The next poster has a better weapon of choice... In their opinion anyways.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on March 11, 2009, 09:36:59 AM
A white heated fork, but it's not effective at killing anyways. It's more like a torture tool.

The next poster also enjoys torture.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on March 11, 2009, 10:04:42 AM
Yes, from Wednesday to Friday.

The next poster like to entertain a good philosophical chat about the joys of slaughter.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: taupro777 on March 11, 2009, 01:35:59 PM
uhhh... no.

The next poster is happy that paintball is to be an olympic sport!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on March 11, 2009, 02:02:40 PM
Huh? Seriously...?

The next poster will be more curious and Google it.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on March 11, 2009, 02:11:56 PM
And cut into my Googling "man-killing monkey" time? I don't think so; besides, I'm at work.

The next poster watches the Olympics.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on March 11, 2009, 10:16:08 PM
Not since we, Canada, have been beaten in the medal count by Ethiopia last summer.

The next poster was also disillusioned about the Olympics.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on March 11, 2009, 11:18:27 PM
Technically not, since I wasn't very illusioned to begin with.


The next poster will be a fan of Dune
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on March 12, 2009, 01:21:50 AM
It's not bad, although the books are much better; read House Harkonnen, so much wrong stuff happens in it.

The next poster has read at least one Dune book.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on March 12, 2009, 04:00:52 AM
Hum.. I played the 2000ish Dune game from Westwood for about 2h, does it count  :P

The next poster is disappointed by the turn that Westwood's franchises took in the last years.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on March 12, 2009, 09:42:24 AM
More of an FPS guy myself, could never get into the RTS stuff.

The next poster is still mad about Mrs. PacMan.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on March 12, 2009, 01:08:42 PM
That little strumpet? No, I'm over her... she can have all the bloody ghosts she wants... she broke my heart and I don't care one wit for.... errr, sorry, what was the question again?

The next poster thinks games have all gone downhill since Pong.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: taupro777 on March 12, 2009, 01:19:57 PM
No.  Just no.  That could not be more wrong.  (Looks over at Dawn of War 2, and Resident Evil 4 and 5).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on March 12, 2009, 02:31:24 PM
I think the first Resident Evil just burnt me out (stupid puzzles), DOW2 looks neat, but more interested in 40k Space Marine personally.

The next poster spends too much time wasted at video games, when they should be making me a functional power fist instead (hurry up! I'll give you my army).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: taupro777 on March 12, 2009, 03:08:04 PM
Haha yeah i probably do... and Resident Evil 4 and 5 are nothing like any of the other games.  Try it, you'll love it.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on March 12, 2009, 04:01:27 PM
Previews are... interesting.

The next poster will remind you to say something like "say something about the next poster".  ;)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on March 12, 2009, 05:42:42 PM
You heard the man Taupro.

The next poster would jump someone's throat if he had the chance.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on March 13, 2009, 01:34:06 AM
Did you mean "jump on someone's throat" or "bite out..."? I mean, either case its a yes...

The next poster needs a beating; a swift kick in the head right now, and they know exactly why.  ;)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: taupro777 on March 13, 2009, 07:16:13 AM
Haha just turned 18... going to a strip club no matter what the rents say... so probably XD. 

The next poster will tell me whether or not strip clubs are overated.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on March 13, 2009, 08:57:46 AM
They are I guess, never been my cup of tea, it's been years... Although I beat you as I got illegally in one at 17. :o

The next poster broke the LAW.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on March 13, 2009, 09:25:01 AM
No, it was a fire-and-forget weapon; the tube was meant to be thrown away.

the next poster has never been to a strip club.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: taupro777 on March 13, 2009, 10:32:13 AM
Well huh... the irony...

The next poster LOVES strip clubs and visits one almost religiously.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on March 13, 2009, 02:51:38 PM
Nope, they make me sad; granted, there's always one hottie that needs to go on to bigger and better venues, but there's always too many that are just stupid little girls or ancient grannies. That and if you spend half the money wasted there on a real girl, you might get to touch her.  ;)

The next poster agrees.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Greggor Sin, the Jolly on March 13, 2009, 04:20:27 PM
Not only agrees, but a friend of mine spent close to a thousand dollars at a strip club to beslubber a girl... if he had spent nearly that much on booze, he's have gotten laid ten times over.  Maybe not with a hottie, of course...

The next poster wonders if I'm really the one who spent nearly a thousand...
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on March 13, 2009, 10:57:06 PM
What a sucker, but if that's the only way one can get it... well, then this thread starts to get a little more sad and pathetic.

The next poster has better uses for a thousand dollars; namely bullets and drugs (ahh, high school).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on March 14, 2009, 07:48:56 PM
Bullets mostly so you can use them to get drugs and many other things.

The next poster also praise small arms (and bigger but less subtle ones too).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on March 14, 2009, 10:04:18 PM
Yeah, but in all honesty a 20mm revolver would probably rip your shoulder off. :'(

The next poster has heard of Underground RPG, by Mayfair games (Geoff Darrow did a lot of illustrations awesome game concept).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on March 20, 2009, 12:37:10 AM
I Googled it, looks nice, too bad I don't have the time to do RPGs anymore... :-\

The next poster is still a fervent roleplayer.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on March 20, 2009, 01:09:13 AM
No, but yeah, did you get to see the size of the gats! 20mm revolvers that require a strength equivalent to a small forklift to wield! also very tongue-in-cheek political references (e.g. a hamburger on the 5000 dollar bill, cannibal fast food restaraunts, terrorism is a card-holding political freedom).

The next poster is even more interested.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on March 20, 2009, 01:37:41 AM
I am, I am. ;D

The next poster wouldn't mind buying that one, if only even for personal referencies.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on March 20, 2009, 02:14:43 AM
You only need the main handbook (http://www.mayfairgames.com/mfg-shop/rpgs/underground/qps/ug350.html), if you do; should be cheap (no one remembers it), it's one of the grittiest, most hardcore RPG's you will ever lay your grubby mits on boyo, definitely worth the ducats (the game is full of crazy future-gang slang BTW). If you just have to have a supplement, try Fully strapped, always packed (http://www.mayfairgames.com/mfg-shop/rpgs/underground/qps/ug354.html) that way you can kit your boost (genetically enhanced, mentally disturbed mercenary vetran) with twin, recoil-stabilized, 9mm gatlin cannons; complete with shoulder-mounted anti-personnel missiles, ablative armour, chaff launchers, radar jammer, cigarette lighter, fax machine, cell phone, and chainsaw bayonette (really useful in-game, not purchased just for silly reasons, well, except the cigarette lighter). Fairly easy game mechanics (coming from a guy who could never quite grasp the AD&D 2ed mechanics); very interesting mental instability concepts.

The next poster can tell that this game had an influence upon me...
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: taupro777 on March 20, 2009, 07:27:50 AM
Maybe it influenced the insanity XD. 

The next poster will praise me for getting a date with a 20 year old college girl who models, and is a massage therapist ;).

If praise is applied, you guys might get a pic!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on March 20, 2009, 04:52:31 PM
Is she going to shave her arms before the hot date?

Next poster will answer.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: blinky jungle(REM) on March 20, 2009, 05:17:03 PM
Surprisingly yes

The next poster has no sense of logic and is queer.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on March 20, 2009, 07:17:30 PM
Only for you Blinky.  :-*

The next poster will want to make Blinky the meat and cheese of a graphic love sandwhich.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on March 21, 2009, 08:33:36 AM
Were you under the impression that there are people I don't want to do that to?

The below poster will miss BBH.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on March 21, 2009, 11:41:03 AM
Yes indeed; I would've worn the title of insolent like an award.

The next poster would have as well.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on March 21, 2009, 06:31:11 PM
[beslubber yes. I've been trying to piss Jimmy off enough for a title for almost a year now.

The below poster will be glad to hear that although BBH is gone, the punk ass be-atch won our game today.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on March 21, 2009, 07:19:16 PM
Anger can help a general from time to time.

The next poster has a poor handle on their anger, unable to reoute it into strategic mastery of their opponent.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on March 21, 2009, 10:06:25 PM
*Cough*Blind Luck*Cough*

The below poster Share's BBH's and my own belief that if you go through the entire game completely certain you'll win, you'll roll well enough to do it. But when the objective is to escape with the unmarked vital objective, even getting the other two isn't good enough when the vital one is a turn's walk from where the other side needs him.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on March 21, 2009, 10:23:22 PM
Uh yeah...

The next poster uses crazier scenarios.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on March 21, 2009, 11:49:58 PM
Hey, just because my scenarios all involve hovercrafts full of eels does NOT make them crazy!


The next poster knows who and what I'm referencing without resorting to Google or Wikipedia.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on March 22, 2009, 12:06:59 AM
Why, the movie "Eels on a hovercraft" with Samual L. Jackson, of course.

The next poster watched the first movie and liked it (Snakes on a plane).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: blinky jungle(REM) on March 22, 2009, 04:05:45 AM
Nope, never seen it in my life.

Next poster will want to make me into a sandwich then feed my to snakes on a plane
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on March 22, 2009, 02:32:55 PM
Uhhh, no...

The next poster will wildly curse the gods for no apparent reason.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on March 22, 2009, 03:17:59 PM
...Uhm...KHORNE AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A PUNK ASS be-atch!

The below poster will reply while I'm off playing Silent Hill.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on March 22, 2009, 04:17:01 PM
Yeah,don't wet yourself.

The next poster only plays preschool-age-appropriate games for that reason.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on March 22, 2009, 06:44:38 PM
Silent Hill is pre-school age appropriate. And educational. How else will you know what to do when the demonic nurse tries to cut you open.

The below poster does not share my oddly specific fetish for Silent Hill Nurses doing...things with...things to other...things...bu t has one of their own.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on March 22, 2009, 07:08:32 PM
Oh no... I love Silent Hill...

The next poster own some kind of gaming apparatus.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on March 22, 2009, 07:09:58 PM
I use multiple apparatus' while gaming.

The next poster also read Starky's post as an innuendo.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on March 22, 2009, 08:29:50 PM
He likes those Banshees a little too much IMHO.

The next poster has a similar problem with Ogryns.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on March 22, 2009, 11:21:51 PM
*Drools* Ogryns......

The next poster will be witty and original. Y'know, completely unlike me.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on March 22, 2009, 11:26:47 PM
Yes. Not hard to beat.

The next poster like toasters.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on March 22, 2009, 11:32:53 PM
Yes, the concept of energy weapons is interesting, but I doubt it will ever truly out-mod the slugthrower*.

*archaic slang references of a very old, little heard of RPG (not Underground).

The next poster knows the name of the game.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: taupro777 on March 23, 2009, 07:24:49 AM
Ugh.. no.   

The next poster is coocoo for cocoa puffs!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Greggor Sin, the Jolly on March 24, 2009, 02:03:30 PM
Or gnawin' for some Ramen.

Th next poster knows how dumb that was.

...but i'm the one with the noodles.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on March 24, 2009, 09:22:18 PM
I don't eat furniture batting.

The next poster has a hankerin' for freshly-bludgeoned neighbor cat (probably deep fry that bastard this time).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on March 24, 2009, 09:26:00 PM
Hmmm, dibs on the heart and liver.

Next poster will enjoy my sig.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on March 24, 2009, 09:30:22 PM
Nah. I find wargaming prowess to be the least bragworthy of all.

The below poster considers MMO prowes even less bragworthy.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on March 24, 2009, 11:12:00 PM
See this page of 1s and 0s, it means I'm totally a level 543 turnip-mancer, and this other page here is my +65 halberd of instant gerbil repeling; Yeah, I'm known as a bit of a clown around the city of Ogrenuts because I jump a lot when standing around. This game is so totally worth $35 dollars per month.

The next poster got all sorts of upset after reading this;"[Insert MMO title] is a totally cool game! He doesn't know what he's talking about! I'm deffinitely not twinking anyone named jabbermonkey now!"

Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on March 25, 2009, 08:54:53 AM
No upsets, more LMAO 'coz I don't play MMOs.

The next poster is yet to see someone literally LHAO.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: taupro777 on March 27, 2009, 07:31:57 AM
Naw... I tend to do that to people. 

The next poster has seen a pink sock... and is scarred for life.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on March 27, 2009, 10:27:12 AM
Yes, but not scared.

The next poster really should stop posting in the Tavern...

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: taupro777 on March 27, 2009, 12:12:59 PM
I MUST get out before i go insane... but I won't.

The next poster hates me for my not posting a question.


Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on March 27, 2009, 12:27:57 PM
Oh no... Hate is a good thing, as taught by the ways of Goovil...

The next poster will write something horrifying in some Tavern thread soon...

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on March 28, 2009, 10:12:58 AM
I'm sure I will eventually. No idea when, though.

The next poster thinks that after spending a couple hours dryhumping an ex to hip hop I really should go see some proper moshing music.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on March 28, 2009, 12:43:26 PM
Mmmm.... no. Continue the dry thing.

The next poster is a virgin (no shame guys, we all were at some time. Except Santjud).

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on March 28, 2009, 01:09:49 PM
Well....no.

The next poster will answer "yes" that question.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on March 28, 2009, 01:14:04 PM
Yes, why not?

The next poster will contribute. (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=180577.0)

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on March 29, 2009, 12:33:30 AM
Unfortunately no, I have nothing to contribute to that.

The next poster has played a 'cheesy' army in 40k at least once during their lifetime....
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on March 29, 2009, 12:37:58 AM
Yeah, against two nid armies and some plague marines today at an RTT; yeah, three losses and a buy, it was a sad day, but not so much the losses as the whole convention.

The next poster hates seeing an army they know they can't beat getting deployed (the nids, the PMs were close and fun)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on March 29, 2009, 01:30:59 AM
Yes, I'd hate that.

The next poster faced a double lash list at least once. (I did, it was awful).

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on March 29, 2009, 02:06:24 AM
Nah, these CSM only had one lash, but I shot that be-atch straight back to hell along with his Nurgle Prince.

The next poster likes seeing DPs taken off the board.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on March 29, 2009, 05:28:25 AM
The next poster likes seeing DPs taken off the board.

Like you wouldn't believe. Those things can be sooooooo evil sometimes....

The next poster hates those who claim to know everything about 40k, despite the fact that said people have bearly glanced at the 5th edition rulebook.

True story. This one tool decided that, since he won the initial roll-off, he would make his opponent deploy first but HE would take first turn.....
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on March 29, 2009, 01:59:46 PM
Uhhhh, sure.

The next poster will have lost to Snacty's biker list of doom.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on March 29, 2009, 02:07:01 PM
Not yet, and my list may be though enough to widthstand his. :P

The next poster lost to mine.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on March 29, 2009, 02:47:21 PM
Ooohhh, how embarassing how I had to post here at that time...

The next poster will play uber-compeitive lists just to win.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on March 29, 2009, 05:42:12 PM
Like... a list with TWO Jetbike Council? ROFL. ROFL. HA. HA.

The next poster has pleased Khorne in some ways.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on March 29, 2009, 07:02:11 PM
Not really. Well, sorta. I like playing bloodthirsters...

The next poster will think that 2 seer councils with very little scoring units is NOT cheesy.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on March 29, 2009, 07:08:17 PM
I refuse to 'think' about that... In fact, I do not need to as I know the end result... :-*

The next poster like the banter.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on March 29, 2009, 07:10:28 PM
I do, and trash talk.

The next poster loves Vassaline.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on March 29, 2009, 07:10:58 PM
Depends what Vasseline your talking about.

The next poster will be a frequent user of vasseline.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on March 29, 2009, 07:12:00 PM
Yes, both kinds, helps with army list building and penetration.

The next poster loves the mud fights.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on March 29, 2009, 07:13:56 PM
Only as a spectator.

The next poster prefer the more subtle art of Khorzeentch worshipping.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on March 29, 2009, 10:36:10 PM
Yep. Kinda hard blending the two, but the results are just AWESOME. You get crazy-awesome magic that dismembers people in new and interesting ways every single time you cast it! :D

The below poster will wonder where I've been for the past 4 days.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on March 29, 2009, 11:00:40 PM
I wonder.

The next poster may get an answer.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on March 30, 2009, 02:50:35 AM
Probably not.

The next poster has survived the charge of 30 Ork boyz :P

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on March 30, 2009, 03:34:20 AM
never fought orcs

the next poster will have a funny accent.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on March 30, 2009, 07:52:31 AM
Errr, only when I speak English. Or all the time for a Français.

The next poster screw Tau like there's no tommorrow.

The next poster has survived the charge of 30 Ork boyz :P
MY Wraithguard survived a Nobz assault. But not the game. Admitedlty, I got lucky. Countercharge FTW!

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: taupro777 on March 30, 2009, 10:33:20 AM
If by screw tau, you mean rock em, then hellz yeah.  I play em like no otha!

The next poster's favorite army has been made ineffective by GW... multiple times.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on March 30, 2009, 11:35:31 AM
Yeah, poor Hrud; hard to quit using an army who's troops choices have 2d6 rending attacks, +3++5, and a S8 AP1, assualt 3 rifle.  :)

The next poster has the Hrud codex.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on March 30, 2009, 12:04:19 PM
Probably, if I could dig it out of the chest o' 40k stuff.

The next poster will whine about DE not getting a codex.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on March 30, 2009, 03:30:06 PM
[whine]

The next poster wish for some beslubbering internet updates!

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on March 30, 2009, 03:31:32 PM
That's what you get for still using windows 3.1.

The next poster has directly wired their computer to their brain (what's left of it).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on March 30, 2009, 03:41:44 PM
P.73 Header...

I've replaced it for my old 486 DX2 PC processor many years ago- No money loss.

The next poster wish for an underpriced AV14 Fast Skimmer that would put Monolith's resilience to shave and still deliver full combat Termies squad or equivalent in CC with some kind of Assault Ramp a la Land Raider.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on March 30, 2009, 04:48:01 PM
Try the Hrud codex...

The next poster would like to see termies that could use any heavy weapon (surely I'm not the only person that could see the use for P.cannons in a termie squad).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on March 31, 2009, 03:17:07 AM
I would love that, I'm trying to find room for Terminators in my new Marine army

The next poster will attempt to justify the taking of 2 lash princes and Plague marines in terms of fluff :o

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on March 31, 2009, 09:07:36 AM
It is not the Lash of Submission power they have, it's Slurgle Humping Tentaclles upgrade! Fluff?

The next poster have seen a tank with a 12" main cannon, and then witnessed the player measure from the gun...

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on March 31, 2009, 04:58:53 PM
Who cares, they were well within range anyway... I need to go out and buy a couple broom sticks before I build those Russ'.

The next poster is an honest player, almost to a fault.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on March 31, 2009, 05:13:19 PM
Almost. I like when I don't need to remind the Rulz to whom I play.

The next poster have do so... many times.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on March 31, 2009, 07:01:38 PM
Yes, I did; funny that I can't remember stat lines and still have trouble with the "to hit" and "to wound" charts, yet every time I mentioned a rule correction, I was right (at the RTT this weekend, where my butt was handed to me by genestealers).

The next poster hates trying to deal with five squads of genestealers and 5 or 6 fexs at the same time.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on March 31, 2009, 11:40:52 PM
Who doesn't?

The next poster has had appalling winning streaks.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on March 31, 2009, 11:58:16 PM
I think we all have...

The next poster loves fighting Tyranids :P

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 1, 2009, 12:49:13 AM
I will next list (mixed wing DA, dev squads with missiles and HBs, tac squad with plasma, and LRC and some DW of course).

The next poster, sadly, understood the entire sentence.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on April 1, 2009, 09:04:18 AM
Yes... The epitome of geekiness. And I don't even play SMurfs...

The next poster understand better than having (any) unit standing in the open and withing firing range of a full squad of Wraithguard.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 1, 2009, 12:30:10 PM
Hell yeah, shoot them from a distance and never, ever get into cc.

The next poster has yet to do anything really crazy for April Fools Day.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on April 1, 2009, 04:48:12 PM
I swapped my lovely pinstriped Tripp jacket for a white hoodie.

The next poster is nearly as bored as I am.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 1, 2009, 04:53:20 PM
Yup, but fifteen minutes from now i go back to work, nooo!

The next poster is not as productive today.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on April 1, 2009, 04:58:40 PM
Is it really my fault 3 of my 4 classes today had me watching movies?

The below poster does not miss their high school years.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 1, 2009, 05:01:35 PM
Yes, high school did indeed suck; don't worry you'll be out before you know it! Just remember, go to college as soon as you get out or don't bother; I waited twelve years and even though I graduate in June, it has been totally kicking my butt for the past two years.

The next poster hates school as well.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on April 1, 2009, 11:32:14 PM
Aside from robotics, yes. High school mostly sucked. College rules, however, aside from one thing....

The next poster also despises college athletics.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 2, 2009, 01:10:39 AM
I'm attending school online, so no athletics, but its replaced with it's own variations of suck (at least its a real degree, not a Hamburger U one...).

The next poster is a dullard.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: taupro777 on April 2, 2009, 10:39:33 AM
Haha not... My friends call me crazy, i call it fun!  Like jumping on a moving car fun to see if I could do it.. ends up I can.

The next poster will post the craziest thing hes ever done.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 2, 2009, 11:07:35 AM
Yeah, this one time at band camp... no.

The next poster would not mention illicit activities online either.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Arch_inquisitor on April 2, 2009, 11:23:47 AM
If I said no would you believe me?.

The next poster is a fan of Britney spears and her entire body of work.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 2, 2009, 11:32:31 AM
Well, maybe just workin' that body!  :P

The next poster wouldn't kick her out of bed either; of course, I wouldn't only so she could be my sugar-mama (daddy needs a reaver titan!).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on April 2, 2009, 04:18:06 PM
I would definitely kick her out of bed. I prefer kitchen counters.

The below poster has never tried to reenact a scene from a porno, dialogue and all.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on April 2, 2009, 05:36:33 PM
You are quite right.

The next poster will explain me us hie definition of pr0n.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on April 2, 2009, 07:34:13 PM
A bad spelling of porn...

The next poster will comment on Jester's new name...
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on April 3, 2009, 12:19:16 AM
Lawl so true.

The next poster will have a better comment on Jester's new name.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 3, 2009, 12:36:11 AM
Yeah, careful reaching under Khornate's breaches, they get real angry.

The next poster can think of a similar line for another type of CSM.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on April 3, 2009, 09:10:25 AM
Which, the one who can't anymore? Dustbucketing for a no sex life...

The next poster, which isn't Sanctjud or Jester, is a pervert.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: taupro777 on April 3, 2009, 10:32:01 AM
have to admit... I always get some on the first date XD

The next poster has similar records.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on April 3, 2009, 10:43:20 AM
Wrong.

The next poster took a bottle on the head once. (or twice...)

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on April 3, 2009, 10:56:20 AM
More than once, and there were at least 5-6 of them.

The next poster will wonder what I was doing to deserve that.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on April 3, 2009, 11:17:11 AM
Well... yes? [say it. SAY IT!]

The next poster have lived through even worse.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on April 3, 2009, 11:27:34 AM
Possibly...I'm not sure.

The next poster either loves or hates Moxie.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 3, 2009, 12:13:54 PM
Depends on how well she takes the backhand.

The next poster don't like the phillies in his stable gettin' too smart.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on April 3, 2009, 06:06:43 PM
Yeah, you gotta keep 'em in line else they start throwin' the riders, and they don't usually like that... it's all fun and games till someone goes tumblin' head-over-heels down a cliff (then it's hilarious because I don't need to give their money back!)

The next poster loves double-entendres.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on April 3, 2009, 06:18:34 PM
I prefer blatant innuendo.

The below poster's first thought was "Inn-ur-endo"
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 3, 2009, 08:07:54 PM
more like re-fer.  :P

The next poster has smoked catnip.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on April 4, 2009, 11:59:12 PM
Uh... yeah.... "has"... not "currently is"... *shifty eyes*


The next poster is listening to techno as they read this*.





*such a small chance of working, but totally be-atchin' if I'm right.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 5, 2009, 01:04:52 AM
Not likely, as its the only thing keeping me awake; caffeine and techno. Such an irritating combination makes it nigh impossible to fall asleep while finishing a final project (stupid business classes).

The next poster listens to lounge music backwards.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on April 5, 2009, 01:06:55 AM
Sorry, nope  :D

The next poster has been rather slack with painting their 40k miniatures as of late
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 5, 2009, 01:13:36 AM
God no, I just went to an RTT last weekend. I was getting around four or five hours of sleep the two weeks prior and staying up real late so that I could get homework and paint some models afterwards; FW DA ven dread (finished) and a squad of termies(three sad colors).

The next poster has taken advantage of the "three-color-rule" of RTT painting standards before (so that the unit could at least be played).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on April 5, 2009, 08:16:22 AM
I did. [shame]

The next poster actually succeeded to win First Place at least once.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 5, 2009, 11:52:20 AM
Does it count if I'm consistantly the highest points/scoring out of the local guys? Because there's no beating that out-of-town powergamer group (yet  ;)).

The next poster thinks thats not too shabby.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on April 5, 2009, 02:13:37 PM
Not bad...

The next poster will have a incredible record of wins (something like 4-1).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 5, 2009, 02:23:01 PM
Yeah, at First Person Shooter the ccg! Go check it out (fpsccg.com); I drawded da drawringsh!

The next poster checked it out.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on April 5, 2009, 02:35:19 PM
No...

The next poster will harbor feelings of deep inner hatred of Jawmonkey for advertising that site.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 5, 2009, 04:07:27 PM
I hate myself, I'm such a sell out, DAMNIT!!!!

The next poster beats themselves up continuously.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on April 5, 2009, 05:10:56 PM
No, I don't even beat people up!

The next poster is more manly and is continually sending people to the hospital.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on April 5, 2009, 05:12:09 PM
Leaving survivors is bad...

The below poster's car adds 4 inches to their penis.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on April 5, 2009, 05:40:37 PM
5.

The next poster can put his entire hand in his own or other's) mouth.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 5, 2009, 06:36:54 PM
No, but I sure can smack it if you get fresh!

The next poster is a hood.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Butters on April 6, 2009, 02:15:41 PM
i prefer capes.

the next poster will (unsuccessfully) try to enlighten me that my replie wasn't what jawmonkey was talking about.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 6, 2009, 05:01:59 PM
True, the escape from ignorance takes more than just the aide of others; one must have bricks to make a brick house.

The next poster caught the insult.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on April 6, 2009, 05:05:08 PM
No, I am also a fool.

The next poster would delight in having Me at the point of a shotgun.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 6, 2009, 05:06:22 PM
More like a pleasurable business experience, all in a days work friend, you understand [Boom!]

The next poster prefers pistols.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on April 6, 2009, 05:09:11 PM
Yes, never got to use mine on real people though - Also, one understand the siliness of hiding behind a car once you see a 9mm round get through two car doors without even slowing.

The next poster never experienced firing a 25 rounds clip in less than 7 seconds.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on April 6, 2009, 06:51:05 PM
No, I haven't because guns are for pussies.

The next poster considers a kill that requires nothing more than bending a finger valid.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 6, 2009, 06:59:14 PM
Just as valid as killing with bare hands.

The next poster goes hunting with a knife and a stick.

@Starky: I took slightly longer to fire 25 rounds (15 seconds), as I was aiming; I shoot about an inch high and two inches to the right, but not enough to miss the target (I'll blast your left shoulder off).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on April 7, 2009, 01:43:19 PM
Every week, of course. Have to bring some meat on the table, right?

The next poster discovered that perforating a propan tank isn't a realist option with a shotgun and/or low caliber weapons (9mm -).

Yeah, I wasn't aiming, just experimenting how fast I could empty my clip. And I am an average shooter at best - I tend shoot too high.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on April 7, 2009, 10:15:49 PM
Really? Depends on the shotgun. For example, this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ebtj1jR7c (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ebtj1jR7c)
Otherwise, no.

The next poster will have fired a automatic weapon at something that's not a tin can.

I tend to shoot too low...Always think the recoil will stabilize the shot...
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 7, 2009, 10:41:37 PM
Nope, never had the chance; I prefer quality over quantity anyway.

The next poster would pay good money to fire off a rocket-propelled chainsaw.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on April 7, 2009, 10:43:25 PM
Hell yeah.  ;)

The next poster owns a rocket propelled chainsaw.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 7, 2009, 10:46:09 PM
Sorry, I went cheap and bought the ice drill catapult.

The next poster has used a potatoe gun... to blast kittens across a pond.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on April 7, 2009, 11:23:53 PM
No, but I've used the flesh of meat eating land sharks to lure bears into traps...

The next poster will lament on my waste of good meat.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 7, 2009, 11:32:57 PM
Yes, I would much rather shoot/archery/sharpened-stick an animal rather than trap it; more getting back to nature and all.

The next poster has wrestled a greased pig and is amazingly, still married to her!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on April 8, 2009, 12:23:01 AM
Yes, quite slimy it was.

The next poster has eaten a greased pig after wrestling it (tastes like chicken).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Light on April 8, 2009, 12:49:22 AM
Nah, too oily

The next poster performs satanic rituals with said pig between the wrestling and eating stages
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 8, 2009, 12:58:50 AM
I'm a little rough in the sack, but I wouldn't go so far as to call it "satanic".

The next poster has yet to sleep with a living creature. ;)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on April 8, 2009, 02:38:27 AM
If by which you mean have yet to lose the 'V' plates, then yes, I still proudly hold my status.

The next poster has had a 40k related dream/nightmare (that didn't involve Slaanesh - this is mostly directed at Jester :P)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Light on April 8, 2009, 02:46:34 AM
Funny that you should bring this up:

I had a dream last night where I was the pilot for the Emperor's flag ship, then it was attacked by the Zerg (No, not the tyrannids, stupid Blizzard rip-offs) which proceeded to crash into the nearest planet, and the point of impact the tech priests finished the rituals of self destruction and the inquisition simultaneously unleashed a torrent of virus bombs.

Completely random but scary as hell.

The next poster had a 40k related dream that did involve slannesh
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on April 8, 2009, 08:52:33 AM
No, but I wish I had.

The next poster got bored of raping wild goats and tried hi hands on legless gorillas.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: taupro777 on April 8, 2009, 10:33:08 AM
Couldn't find any...

The next poster just LOVES to tranny.  All day.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 8, 2009, 05:00:16 PM
Is tranny slang for skinning humans? Then yes.

The next poster hates the sound of mercy kill pleads.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on April 8, 2009, 05:26:56 PM
Well, no. Il ike them, for it means I do a good job...

The enxt postrer have tasted of mouse before.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 8, 2009, 06:03:42 PM
Only their terror before running them through the "supertrap".

The next poster used dogs for the same gaunlet.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on April 12, 2009, 01:27:28 AM
Ah, no.

The below poster has been whipped by a Mod....
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on April 12, 2009, 03:51:06 PM
Well, naturally, it's all part of the initiation...


The below poster desperately wants Modly attention.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on April 12, 2009, 05:34:03 PM
Yes, but short of exposing you to Guro, I'm not sure how I'll get it.

The below poster thinks it's about time Jimmy got the link that all the other real taverners got.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 12, 2009, 07:40:11 PM
Nah, I don't think its wise to send that to too many people; you're lucky I sold my conscious for piano wire.
Its so I can strangle you and sever your head at the same time; oh, did I mention you're on my red list? Well you are, and I'm gonna crap down the stump of your neck after I pinch your fat head off your shoulders...
The next poster knows how to garrote properly.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on April 12, 2009, 08:50:52 PM
Not really, but I take offense at any part of my anatomy being called fat (apart from my massive...you know) I'm very proud of my Druchii figure.

The next poster doesn't find jawmonkey nearly so clever as he thinks himself.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 12, 2009, 09:21:33 PM
That's ironic because I've always striven for more black wit and malevolence over irony or satire.
I simply started the black text after some noob didn't catch on after a few days; I'll lose interest after a while. Besides, its like hunting for easter eggs!
The next poster cannot distinguish the two apart.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on April 12, 2009, 11:28:59 PM
Oh yes I can.

The next poster took a life once. Or twice. Or thrice. Whatever.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on April 12, 2009, 11:31:58 PM
I've definitely considered it..............but the thought of prison (even juvenile prison) made me shudder......

LOL that was joke............... .......or was it

The next poster believes that they are at least partially insane

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on April 12, 2009, 11:42:05 PM
Mmm, what's sanity anyway? Conformism? HA!

The next poster is a sheep. [BLEH]

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on April 12, 2009, 11:52:33 PM
Do you mean that literally or metaphorically..... ........Oh, I get it.

No, I don't follow crowds. My mates and I actually plan on wiping out Emos just because they embody conformism so damn much.

The next poster was once Emo, and then realised the errors of such ways

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 13, 2009, 12:06:56 AM
Yes, I found its way easier to use a ghillie suit and wait outside of a Hollister's, rather than relying on the "wolf in sheep's clothing" approach, when hunting them.

The next poster wishes they had emo grass in their yard... so that it would cut itself.  ;D
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on April 13, 2009, 12:09:24 AM
Like you wouldn't believe....

The next poster has never heard that joke before :P

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 13, 2009, 12:15:03 AM
You're about as psychic as my foot. I'm beginning to have my doubts about your Eldar; I don't think their farseer can see all that far.
The next poster knew i was going to say that.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on April 13, 2009, 12:23:26 AM
Oh, I sooo did *coughs loudly*

The next poster has a higher win count then loss count for their 40k battles :D
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on April 13, 2009, 08:07:48 AM
Yes - I indulge myself with... A 3W/1D/1L ratio around here...

The next poster understands that Wraithguard don't scream and weep, making jaw's post irrelevant.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 13, 2009, 09:31:20 AM
Thats right, they just stand around and do nothing, thanks to their wraithsight; I believe "wraithsight" is actually Eldar for "nard heads that suck the Universe's wraithboner" or some such.

the next poster laughed, even if they do play Eldar.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on April 13, 2009, 09:44:27 AM
A very small, discreet laugh.

The next poster also understand that the new IG Codex (which I've just read) have all the tools to rend Nobz Bikers and Wraithguard near obsolete.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 13, 2009, 10:27:24 AM
Ahh the codex creep.

The next poster will have something more colorful to say about it.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on April 13, 2009, 10:31:39 AM
Ahh, the beslubbering codex creep.

The next poster is/will be annoyed at facing 6 Troops choice and 27 Twin-Linked Lascannon, + some random anti-horde stuff.

   Starky

Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on April 13, 2009, 03:43:59 PM
Not even remotely. It's about time someone but Droofus put up a fight on a regular basis.

The below poster thinks guard are going to work exactly the same way every other new codex has and seem overpowered for a month until people learn to counter them.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on April 13, 2009, 05:17:15 PM
Probably, although what I wrote is a valid 1850 pts army.

The next poster is annoyed, for some reason. Any reason.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on April 13, 2009, 05:25:02 PM
Yes, I finally convinced a friend to buy WAR so I could have someone to quest with and the cooze lost it before she got it installed.

The below poster thinks it's about time for another profile change.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on April 13, 2009, 05:34:56 PM
Yeah, but I feel, like, lazy...

The enxt poster will try his best to fin/make something awful.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on April 13, 2009, 05:54:39 PM
Oh, I did.

The next poster doesn't remember this profile.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on April 13, 2009, 06:24:52 PM
No I do. In fact I'm not surprised to find out who it is :P.

The next poster has two or more profiles/accounts on this forum.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 13, 2009, 09:14:09 PM
Yes, one to hunt noobs, and the other to hunt witless vetrans that pick on noobs; I don't use them very often due it taking so long to skin them once you catch them.

The next poster has yet to be dragged by their feet into a basement.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on April 14, 2009, 01:02:58 AM
...and hopefully I never will :)

The next poster hates Ultramarines - not because of how they play in the game, but because you see so damn many of them

(I know this guy who has about 400 Marines in his army all up - he claims that they're all 2nd Company  :o )
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on April 14, 2009, 12:36:07 PM
Not really. There are not close to be annoying as those whining Eldar Players that claim that their dex is underpowered while playing with 2 wraithlords and/or God Falcons :P.

The next poster share my feelings toward those players.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 14, 2009, 12:46:01 PM
Yeah, I love guys that play an army like that and the only thing going through your mind the whole time you play them is "thank God they didn't get a new codex yet"; although a new Dark Angels codex would be nice, but I don't really want to play an "almost vanilla SM" army anyway.

The next poster could care less if they get a new codex.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on April 14, 2009, 03:22:38 PM
Well, if you don't play Raven Wing or Death Wing, you did have a new codex last fall, right? ;)

The next poster is a DE pessimist and Doom sayer that have pushed the concept of whining to a new height! :P
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on April 14, 2009, 03:58:00 PM
My whining is mostly focused on rending nerfs that would have been completely unnecessary if they hadn't put it on a gun.

The next poster...thinks Deborah should go away when I get home. Possibly to be replaced by some semi-work appropriate guro.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on April 14, 2009, 06:09:42 PM
You shouldn't let yourself step on by a women in first place.:P

The next poster believe in phallocracy in all its possible forms.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 14, 2009, 07:27:11 PM
Yeah, I want a rigid government body that will stiffly penetrate red tape yet stand erect in the face of innequality, hosing those that would rob us of our liberties.
Not to mention a healthy money shot at tax season!
The next poster's political views are a little flacid.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on April 14, 2009, 11:07:14 PM
Only when it's being discussed outside the Tavern; in here it's nothing but strong and proud. Giggity!

The next poster wouldn't touch the subtext of this conversation with a 10- inch foot pole.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: SkullyChaos on April 14, 2009, 11:42:47 PM
I wouldn't touch it with a 20 foot yard kilometer mile

The next poster will wonder why I am trying to eat my gato, and what that word means.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on April 14, 2009, 11:50:02 PM
I can only guess. But anatomy should make it a hard task to overcome, unless said gato is of exceptional size. That or you had a surgical removal of some ribs...

The next poster expect the subjects discussed here to stay straight and out of any ambiguity.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: rocketrat on April 14, 2009, 11:55:44 PM
Not really, ambiguity is the point of forum threads.

The next poster will continue this thread of ambiguous innuendos where I have decided not to.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: SkullyChaos on April 14, 2009, 11:59:11 PM
In Spanish, Gato means cat or in slang, Tremultuous O
Now was I refering to my Avy or something/someone else?

The below poster will wonder why this thread is forced into these types of conversations at all.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on April 15, 2009, 01:25:37 AM
Well, because of the wacky people that updates it all the time?

The next poster is one the said wacky people.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on April 15, 2009, 02:09:19 AM
No. I'm just bored at work.

The next poster follows the same habits as I do. (For posting on 40KO that is.)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on April 15, 2009, 04:08:16 AM
This poster is bored at home

The next poster will follow this here link (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=176417.0) and read, and will be happier for it!

 :P
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on April 15, 2009, 04:12:26 AM
couldn't be bothered reading it all.
Hippy
The next person has over 100 posts.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on April 15, 2009, 10:24:14 AM
No.

The next poster is an awful liar.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on April 15, 2009, 10:53:43 AM
The last poster is honest.

The next poster is an itchy finger when it comes to flame people.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on April 15, 2009, 11:44:49 AM
I bite off itchy fingers...

The next poster enjoy sone good banter.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 15, 2009, 05:00:03 PM
Only in front of a fire built from corpses.

The next poster can play the harmonica.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Light on April 16, 2009, 08:36:48 PM
If fail music counts, then yes.

The next poster can hum the lyrics to 3 different songs at once
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on April 17, 2009, 12:04:22 AM
Yes, but only if the lyrics are in Belgian.


The next poster cannot even name 3 songs that are in Belgian.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 17, 2009, 12:11:01 AM
Hah, the Belgian don't make music, a trick question, very crafty!

The next poster is Belgian, and tone deaf.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on April 17, 2009, 03:25:52 PM
No, and no...

The next poster disagrees with Belgian music being terrible because they've heard Lords of Acid and consider the rest good by association.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on April 17, 2009, 09:48:52 PM
No and no.

The next poster is aware that the Belgians don't speak "belgian".
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 17, 2009, 11:09:26 PM
Dur, they speak waffle.

The next poster only speaks a smattering of baltic pastry though.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on April 18, 2009, 08:09:48 AM
If Lords of Acid is anything to go by, waffle is just English with an accent and more use of "van" in the names.

The below poster is quite fluent in waffle.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 18, 2009, 03:06:40 PM
Wiffle, baffle urp turd; therg o lantic!!!

The next poster will translate.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on April 18, 2009, 04:26:08 PM
Starky Fails At Life

The next poster knows the secret to translating anything.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Chaplain Swordwind on April 18, 2009, 04:52:36 PM
The secret is:

If no body else in the room is capable of making the translation, the words you are translating mean whatever you want them to.


The next poster will provide a demonstration of applying this secret.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on April 18, 2009, 05:17:12 PM
My student exchange russian friend was asked in class to translate a mathematical theorem. It was the only time I saw someone saying to 40 people "I hate you all" and be acclaimed for it after.

The next poster also hate a lot of people.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on April 18, 2009, 05:26:01 PM
Nah, I don't hate people.

The next poster needs to paint a lot more models (like myself)

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on April 18, 2009, 05:34:35 PM
Build and paint yes  ;D

The next poster believe that the day he'll finish painting all his stuff, he'll die!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on April 18, 2009, 06:25:11 PM
Pretty much. 54 daemonettes, 3000 points of dark elves, and soon cultist guard. How is that ever supposed to happen when I'm painting right next to my computer where I could be playing WAR?

The below poster supports me keeping the 40K to a minimum after 5th edition raped me so hard my mouth started bleeding today.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on April 18, 2009, 06:29:15 PM
Agreed, there is such a thing as "too much of a good thing", and we both took a hard hit with 5th edition.....I can no longer take Aspect Warriors galore :(

The next poster actually received a boost from 5th Edition

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on April 18, 2009, 06:33:58 PM
Well as guard, I guess so. As Necron, not that much.

The next poster will go on strike of 40k until the release of the 6th ed.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on April 18, 2009, 06:37:00 PM
Well...soulgrinders got a bit better. Everyone else getting fleet, my damage potential getting cut in half, my only scoring unit becoming good against wraithlords and crap against everything else, cover saves being handed out against my shooting (My only benefit from cover saves is that daemonettes can now give cover saves to other daemonettes) and the most crippling of all, the game not ending on turn 6 any more, and always managing to end on the worst possible one. The difference between a 5th and a 6th turn ending was 15 battle points and a shot at knocking off the leader and taking 1st. I officially quit at the release of 6th edition. Any of you still in contact with me can call me up for a 2500 point army for $50.

The below poster stopped reading part of the way through.

Ninja'd, but it still kinda works.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on April 18, 2009, 08:43:51 PM
No, surprisingly, I read all of it!

The next poster is not that patient though.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 19, 2009, 12:25:41 AM
Whatever, I'm calling Jester's 50 pt bluff with the ol' PM function; I could barely stand responding to you.

The next poster has a sizable army for $50, they're willing to part with.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Light on April 19, 2009, 01:42:04 AM
My painting is so crappy that even if I was willing to part with it you wouldn't want it anyways.

The next poster has a golden daemon entrant for sale
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 19, 2009, 02:18:29 AM
No need for money, my "Golden Daemon" will force entry to where it wants to go.

The next poster just heard a violent knock, like an angry wiffle bat at the window.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Chaplain Swordwind on April 19, 2009, 08:14:43 AM
In this country (Iraq) people don't knock, they just kick in the door.

The next poster wants to sell me his 2500 point army for $50.   ;D
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on April 19, 2009, 08:18:20 AM
In another lifetime maybe...LOL

The next poster wants to give me a 2500pt army, no strings attached :P

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 19, 2009, 11:37:39 AM
No, but double that amount if you make me a functional power klaw.

The next poster is too undereducated to undertake that offer as well.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on April 19, 2009, 05:59:38 PM
Well, I have a friend that will be going into engineering....

The next poster has already created a functional power fist but isn't telling anyone about it  :o
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Chaplain Swordwind on April 19, 2009, 06:25:27 PM
Well, I did go to college for engineering (truth).  But I cannot speak about my work... top secret.   ;)

The next poster made a failed attempt to "aquire" that project.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on April 19, 2009, 06:28:54 PM
PPff I already own one of those PF, but I'm waiting for the power armour to become a full fledge super hero.

The next poster has preceded me and is already a super hero.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on April 19, 2009, 06:29:33 PM
Well, I did put together a team to aquire your project, C.S. We've been watching you for some time  :o

Unfortunately, one of my team members betrayed me during the operation, putting us all in jeopardy. I killed the traitorous rat, but the damage was done, and thus we were unable to steal your 'project'.

We'll be back, though.

The next poster believed the above text ^^^ for a moment or two :P

~Thal

EDIT: Bloody ninja'ing

To answer Gerald....since the time of said operation, I have advanced to super status. The Warp has granted me said power :P
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on April 19, 2009, 06:35:59 PM
What are you powers, deamonic clumsiness? You were not even able to post before me :P ;)

The next poster on the other hand is a real Super Hero with a cool name.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on April 19, 2009, 06:41:12 PM
Thalandir is a cool name!

He's just clumsy :P

The next poster speaks in 3rd person, like Thalandir :P
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on April 19, 2009, 09:52:21 PM
Shloeb wishes.

The next person thinks Thalandir is not as clumsy as he makes himself out to be . . .
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 19, 2009, 10:07:14 PM
Obviously, he would have killed himself when handling those pointy Eldar models by now.

The next poster has seriously hurt themselves with a 40k model before.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on April 19, 2009, 10:09:30 PM
I practically punctured my hand when I placed it on one of Mortalis' Cities of Death buildings: Why does the Imperium make spiky buildings I ask you?

The next poster has done something similar
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on April 19, 2009, 10:11:19 PM
Heck yeah, almost gouged my eyes out several times.

The next person is feeling pain at the moment.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on April 19, 2009, 11:14:09 PM
Hunger pain, really.

The next poster is procrastinating on this site instead doing something productive
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on April 19, 2009, 11:17:12 PM
True that.

The next person supports my views on work. (desk job btw.)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 19, 2009, 11:39:38 PM
What? that you should get off your butt and do something before your heart stops? Hell yeah!

The next poster can pick up a tv and chuck it like a baseball, continuously, throughout the day.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on April 19, 2009, 11:41:43 PM
nope. I have a three round burst in my chest remember?

The next poster sympathises.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Chaplain Swordwind on April 20, 2009, 07:35:15 AM
I do sympathize.  Last tour I had to work on a kid who had a hole in his chest I could put three fingers in.  His father had carried him no less than half a mile to ask me for help.  As I went about my work, he had tears streaming down his face, all the while asking me "You, mister, how many babies you?"  I replied that I also have a young son.

I was really impressed by the child.  He was still alert, and totally calm, showing no fear at all.  I did what I could for him on the spot, then escorted them to the nearby Iraqi Army facility so they could be taken to a hospital.  My platoon was on a mission at the time, so that was the best we could do.  I hope that child survived, but I will never know for sure.

The next poster will tell us all a funny joke to lighten the mood after I brought everyone down with that.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on April 20, 2009, 07:51:15 AM
That's really sad, CS.

Ok, here's one I found some time ago (40k Related)

How many words could a Word Bearer bear if a Word Bearer could bear words?

The next poster can think of something better
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on April 20, 2009, 09:38:26 AM
Here a philosophical joke:

A man walk down the street and meet a man who is searching something under a streetlight.
He ask him what does he search.
The man answer that he lost his car keys.
The first man ask if he could help. The second answer positively.
The first then ask: "where was the last place you saw your keys?"
The second answer: "over there" and point somewhere in the dark.
The first then ask why does he search them under the streetlight if he lost them somewhere else and the second answer: "because their is more light here!"

The next poster read the entire joke and understood it's philosophical sense.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on April 20, 2009, 08:44:50 PM
nope.

The next poster did however.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 20, 2009, 08:56:40 PM
Could, but nah, it'd be too deep for you louts anyway.

The next poster will change to a totally different subject, revolving around turnips, Abe Lincoln, Confucius, and fly swatters.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on April 20, 2009, 09:07:21 PM
Yes.

Abe lincoln ate a turnip, when confucius turned up and said "use the fly swatter, grasshopper!"

The next poster laughed.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 21, 2009, 01:56:52 AM
Does it look like I'm laughing?

The next poster is not sure as to the implications of this avy.
i.e. it's time to get a little more mean, more in touch with my evil monkey; I've been slacking off and too many noobs are backtalking.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on April 21, 2009, 01:58:11 AM
You have really let yourself go haven't you?

The next poster agrees.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 21, 2009, 02:10:40 AM
You make it sound as if this change wasn't voluntary.
[Monkey pistol-smacks your face]

The next poster has a nose bleed.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on April 21, 2009, 02:13:11 AM
Nope, just a dentist appointment.  ;D

Not beacause of the gun, just a check up.

Seriously.

The next person will laugh because they are an evil monkey who had to change from a marine because he ran out of faeces.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 21, 2009, 02:21:44 AM
Wha?! Checking out your dentists guns... dude, that's not a dentist, RUN!!!

The next poster is suddenly dreaming of the hottie dental assistant; the one that you never really see, but dream about, as she grabs the drill and giggles.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on April 21, 2009, 02:25:05 AM
No, its some fancy place, and I only go there cos its where my dad goes. And its run by a guy. And there are no assistants, they are all fully qualified.

The next poster is astounded.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 21, 2009, 02:27:48 AM
I praise dental insurance.

The next poster needs to be aware of the benefits of the various forms of insurance (GET IT!!!).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on April 21, 2009, 02:29:53 AM
I am aware, hell, my dad is was an insurance broker and is now a CEO!

The next poster wants money.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 21, 2009, 02:44:26 AM
I'd settle for daddy's credit card, thank you.

The next poster needs to remember humilty often.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on April 21, 2009, 02:47:28 AM
Meh, i still have to save my money for a school trip and they are doing whatever with theirs . . . oh yeah, paying for a 25th anniversary cruise or something.

The next poster sucks.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 21, 2009, 02:50:08 AM
blood? yes.

The next poster finds skinning and cooking humans rather fun.
Good night, sweet dreams.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on April 21, 2009, 02:51:57 AM
Nah, thats my sister! :D

The next poster had a sister who they always wished to kick their face in.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on April 21, 2009, 02:57:40 AM
I still kind of want to...depends what mood the 'beast' is in....

The next poster is the oldest child in their family
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on April 21, 2009, 03:58:15 AM
Heck yeah! Eldest FTW!

The next poster is not the oldest in their family.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: taupro777 on April 21, 2009, 01:27:11 PM
nawww i am :)

The next poster is just as rebellious to their parents as me, but like me, they have a great reason.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 21, 2009, 03:39:58 PM
We get along great; a man can't go through his life hatin' his mama (barring the really bad scenarios of course). Sorry everyone else's parents were dorks...

The next poster likes their parents.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Chaplain Swordwind on April 22, 2009, 05:38:11 AM
I do like my parents.  I just had to move out of their house to figure it out.

I was not the rebellious child.  The only thing I ever got in trouble for was bad grades.  But my parents did not have it all that easy; my younger sister made up for my lack of rebellion with an overabundance of it.

The next poster is the parent of a rebellious child.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on April 22, 2009, 06:14:06 AM
Uh, no, I'm only 16.

And Chaplain, I'm the same as you: I'm not rebellious, nor have I ever been, but my younger sister...let's say that I know how you feel.

The next poster is the parent of a rebellious child, and a non-rebellious one.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Chaplain Swordwind on April 22, 2009, 12:30:04 PM
True, but my children are 3 years and 8 months old, respectively.

The next poster has bailed a child (theirs or someone else's) out of jail.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on April 22, 2009, 09:08:30 PM
Nah, sorry to ruin it.

The next poster will redeem the said statement by admitting to it.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 22, 2009, 10:41:40 PM
Whatever, I never got caught when I was sowing my wild oats and we were always brought up to not bail each other out, you have to pay for your crimes; so the lil' bro sat in the slammer for 30 days (teaches humility).

The next poster can blow a roll of quarters out of their nose.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on April 22, 2009, 10:52:04 PM
I can barely blow air out of my nose, so no, no change.

The next poster, on the other hand, have a powerful nose that can blow out a whole wallet worth of stuff, credits card and all.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on April 22, 2009, 10:58:21 PM
No...Sorry...

The next poster will wonder why CS is in the tavern...
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JeepDriver on April 22, 2009, 11:00:10 PM
Sorry, but I have never tried blowing money out my nose, and probably cant.
The Next poster will never have played 40k before
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on April 22, 2009, 11:04:59 PM
Bah, that's impossible!

The next poster spells properly
e.g
AluminIum
ColoUr
HonoUr
FavoUrite
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Chaplain Swordwind on April 23, 2009, 04:04:40 AM
I do spell properly, most of the time.

As to Tauir's post, though the poster that followed you apparently did not wonder as to my presence, I will address the unspoken question.  I am here in the Tavern Games because little if anything interesting seems to be going on in the Eldar boards, or any other for that matter.  My own efforts to motivate the members of my POC to be involved and actually DO something have been met with no response at all. 

By coming in here and participating in these silly games, I give myself a reason to keep coming back to 40kO on a regular basis.  Otherwise, I would be off pursuing other interests and I would miss when my POC decides to get off their collective rear ends and do something, or I would miss when Gutstikk or another like him decides to start up another online campaign.

The next poster is either a highly motivated member of my POC (looks at Thalandir) who is interested in working on something, or someone interested in starting another online campaign.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 23, 2009, 05:00:42 PM
Uh no, unless you send me money, then we'll talk...

The next poster will send me a hundred dollars and I will become your bestest e-buddy ever!Alternatively you could sign over your soul to me as well, I collect those (in Mason jars).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on April 24, 2009, 05:50:33 AM
The next poster is either a highly motivated member of my POC (looks at Thalandir) who is interested in working on something

*Gulp*

I too would love to see our POC as active as one of the other POCs, but in all honesty I wouldn't know where to start.

What's something I can do for the POC? I stand ready to serve, Autarch.

The next poster is someone who is keeping a running W/D/L tally of 5th edition, and is being honest about it.

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: taupro777 on April 24, 2009, 07:22:26 AM
I wouldn't wanna do that to my sanity... Knowing how bad I've been doing lately. 

The next poster has lost a game, without killing a single enemy model.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Chaplain Swordwind on April 24, 2009, 07:35:35 AM
Nah, but I have won a game without losing a squad.  ;)

And Thal, here is an honest 5th ed. record for you:

W/L/D
3/1/0

That's all I have played since Gutstikk's summer campaign last year.

I might be adding another "W" to that today... I am trying out my "starter" ork army (part of a project I am working on for the Ork boards) against my buddy's space marines.  Although, considering he is building a list customized specifically to destroy greenskins, I will certainly have my work cut out for me.

The next poster knows the secret to beating armies that have been custom tailored to fight yours.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on April 24, 2009, 07:54:49 AM
Knowing your opponent, and using a list that has served you well before.

The next poster doesn't believe in cheese (I for one don't)

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on April 24, 2009, 09:01:07 AM
If you were playing WFB (perhaps you do!), you'll know that cheese is as real as you and me and that abusers lurks in every corner, ready to use it and then claim that their own genius is the only source of their undefeated daemon army.

The next poster doesn't believe that Thalandir truly exist.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Alienscar on April 24, 2009, 09:49:59 AM
I believe we all exist but none of us are truly living this existence.

The poster below knows the solution to the world wide recession but would rather let us all suffer than reveal it.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Gerald_Tremblay on April 24, 2009, 09:55:10 AM
Pff, you fools rejected the true solution long ago, now pay for your mistakes! All hail to comrade Stalin! :P

The next poster actually took advantage of the crisis.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 24, 2009, 05:01:46 PM
Hell yeah, buy cheap, sell high; if you save your money, you have money to do this, and be patient.

The next poster does so on a larger scale, as I lack the discipline to save lots of money (but I'm getting better).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Chaplain Swordwind on April 24, 2009, 05:59:12 PM
Well, I managed to save $25k last time I was in Iraq.  I am attempting to do the same again, but re-enlistment bonuses are taking a downturn.  Unless the housing market recovers within the year, I might have to settle for breaking even or coming out slightly ahead.

@Thalandir:  Look at my sig for the answer to your cheese statement.

The next poster wishes his sig was as cool as mine.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on April 24, 2009, 06:38:00 PM
Ah, but my sig is also great. Provided, ours are very similar, with the Biel-Tan banner and bible verse, the only difference really is that you mention the non-existance of cheese (which I whole-heartedly agree with) and I have a quote from Starky on Eldar players.

The next poster has a quote from someone in their sig.

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 24, 2009, 07:14:43 PM
Wow! You truly are a farseer of great potential. ::)

The next poster is psychic like a rock.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on April 24, 2009, 08:05:48 PM
I'm dipsokinetic.

The next poster wishes they were too now.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 24, 2009, 10:30:29 PM
Nah, I'm happy with my involuntary egestokinetic ability.
Whoops! Looks like you just soiled yourself, my bad!
The next poster does not know what "egestokenitic" means.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on April 25, 2009, 12:02:54 AM
And I'm FAR too lazy to Google it.


The next poster, however, will Google "egestokenitic."
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on April 25, 2009, 12:08:59 AM
Why? I already know that I can make a person soil themselves using my awesome mind powers; I mean, you might think that it would be cool to smash tanks with your mind and all, but too many discount the ability to make entire armies defecate themselves inside-out.

The next poster has made a mental note to be more careful the next time they toot.BTW, I am the reason you just sharted yourself, JamBob.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Chaplain Swordwind on May 4, 2009, 05:28:21 PM
Well, not quite, but I have made a mental note to be absolutely untrusting of any and all persons who live in the country I am presently serving in.  For those of you who post in the "Give an Award" thread, you know what I mean.  Well... maybe not, as I didn't really give any details there.  Let's just say that some trust has been broken, with major consequences.

The next poster has some clue about what I am speaking of.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: A_FIRE_HAZARD on May 4, 2009, 05:57:32 PM
SEMPER FI!!

the next poster wishes he knew what just happened...
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on May 4, 2009, 07:47:40 PM
Yeah, I saw the post; after reading this one it has enlightened me further.

@Swordwind: I live near Ft.Wood, MO (Surely you know of it, and what goes on there) and as such, see a lot of friends and associates likely end up over there (in fact, two of my 40k opponents are heading out in a few months). Every time one takes off I tell them this: "Don't trust, never hesitate." That place sucks, but we're needed and you're doing a great thing; I'm sure right now you completely disagree, but hopefully later, when its all over, our actions with help the region.

The next poster will now look around for the post for which I am refering to.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on May 4, 2009, 09:14:51 PM
I have already read it, thank you, the kind of (serious) posting we rarely see in there, where you need actually start to use brains to answer...

Though I understand our pal Taverner had to let it go, sometimes people have to let off some pressure and/or discharge sorrow and hurt, sometimes it helps to share a bit with people we are familiar with, even if it's only on anonymous forum.

The next poster will take time to reflect on the harsh real world.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on May 5, 2009, 12:29:29 AM
Nah, I'm sick of this sick, sad dump; time to start flaming you trolling bastards!

The next poster is hesitant to respond knowing that I will find them and do something disgusting... yes you, you'll do nicely.  >:(
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on May 5, 2009, 04:30:52 AM
Bring it on, Monkey.

The next poster is someone who wants to see real change in the world.

I know I do.

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: A_FIRE_HAZARD on May 5, 2009, 10:49:33 AM
sure i want change but obama obviously failed to get that change because well he is um well how do i say it nicely... a politician...

the next poster will be up in arms in disagreement and say im racist...
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: taupro777 on May 5, 2009, 01:28:36 PM
No i heartily agree.  I am no racist, in fact I've beat people up for being racist about my black friend, but Obama is just a REALLY bad president voted in because of his skin color.  The fact that the black and other racial communities voted him in just because of his color?  THAT'S racism.

The next poster agrees, and is happy I got that load off my chest
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on May 5, 2009, 02:46:25 PM
No, I still like Obama; how quickly we forget the last horrible President. I believe Bush Jr. broke the record for the President that has taken the most vacation days. It's still early, give Obama some time, and try to pay less attention to the hype and more to what is actually going on. If anything, the guy's a Democrat and as such he has to do a few Democrat things; a President can't just up and say,"No more taxes ever! Free beer! I will now implement operation: global hug! No more curfews! Hump in the street!", they have to do things for their party and in the parties' views that they deem the right way to do things. Obama has the potential to be the most amazing, influential individual to the American people of the 21st century, or he'll end just being another Democrat President.

The next poster agrees with this statement.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: A_FIRE_HAZARD on May 5, 2009, 03:02:38 PM
FALSE... this poster says obama is a sweet talker and has little to no exp. Bush wasn't all that bad. the war was AMERICA's want... some people didn't really understand what war was/is.

Next poster wanted nater and changes the subject
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on May 5, 2009, 03:42:12 PM
No, I'm an Anarchic Communist. No president could ever satisfy me.

When asked to make a list of marketable skills he has, the below poster would not immediately think "Well, I have long fingers and no gag reflex," like I did in health class today.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on May 5, 2009, 09:23:33 PM
No, I can supply an exhaustive three-page sheet of references ranging from the mundane to the... illicit. I am one of the ubermensch.

The next poster realises as well how diametrically opposed an anarchic communist really is.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on May 5, 2009, 10:28:19 PM
If by opposed you mean exactly the same. Marxist Communism is the truest democracy, the end result of which being the dissolving of traditional government. Nobody governs anyone because everyone governs everyone.

The below poster is unwilling to give that any real thought.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on May 5, 2009, 11:05:38 PM
Why would I bother, its hardly worthy of my time, in fact, I'll just copy and paste the majority of my defense (and to hell with proper citations!):
Anarchy:
General lawlessness and disorder, The absence of government (Collins Essential English Dictionary 2nd Edition 2006 © HarperCollins Publishers 2004, 2006).
Communism:
a. A system of government in which the state plans and controls the economy and a single, often authoritarian party holds power, claiming to make progress toward a higher social order in which all goods are equally shared by the people.
b. The Marxist-Leninist version of Communist doctrine that advocates the overthrow of capitalism by the revolution of the proletariat.
(The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition copyright ©2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company).

So as you can see anarchy and communism by their definitions are diametric*, and thus could never be.  Although I believe you made your mistake around one of the fundamental beliefs of communism; that there must a violent overthrow of the current government for it to succeed. Anarchy is simply the destruction of all order. Communism is a violent start to a means to feed all of China (lets see capitalism do that).but further discussion of this subject can go rot in the hell that is the discussion board. You my friend have failed [throws feces at you]
*diametric: Exactly opposite; contrary. (The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition copyright ©2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company)


The next poster should have a further look into nihilism, rather than some absurd, impossible political structure, for it is very nearly anarchy, but even better! ;)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on May 5, 2009, 11:22:36 PM
Conveniently enough, nihilism is personal and Anarchic Communism is politics so I can do both.

The below poster should read the Manifesto before quoting a dictionary assuming that what it tells him is true. It actually states that once the brief period of getting everything in order is over, the people take control from the government. Lenin, on the other hand is one of many Socialists who called himself a Communist to get support. His "Communism" was so insulting that it was meant to be run by a select group from amongst the bourgeoisie. I can send you page numbers and books to reference tomorrow, but for now, goodnight.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: A_FIRE_HAZARD on May 6, 2009, 10:42:26 AM
not that sound boring... ignorance is best and arrogance is the same as ignorance ;D

ar·ro·gance/n/: an attitude of superiority manifested in an overbearing manner or in
presumptuous claims or assumptions ;D (Merriam-Webster's Online Dictionary, 11th Edition)
ignorance/n/: lack of knowledge or information ::) (Compact Oxford English Dictionary)

the next poster laughs at this pic and smiles knowing its true :D

      (http://www.utrecsports.org/_images/running-pumpking-run.jpg)
                Arguing On An Online Forum
Is like running in the Special Olympics whether you win or lose your still retarded
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on May 6, 2009, 12:52:24 PM
Nah, I just smile and shake my head for the above retard.

The next poster is mentally deficient, but has no convenient excuse, they're just plain dumb.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: A_FIRE_HAZARD on May 6, 2009, 12:55:36 PM
D**M! you got me... but you kno the earlier post is true...

the below poster looks for what im talking about then agrees
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on May 6, 2009, 12:57:24 PM
Durf, ner doof dur. (that's inter-tard for "yes, I agree completely")

The next poster wishes inter-tard was a real language.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: taupro777 on May 6, 2009, 01:23:29 PM
AHHAHAHAHAHAHA HELL YES I DO!

The next poster hates lolcats  :'(
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on May 6, 2009, 05:16:45 PM
Depends of My mood.

The next poster is aware of the dicease know as the Caprin Anal Fever.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on May 6, 2009, 07:58:06 PM
No, I don't socialise with what I hunt and skin, only mimic so that I might remain camofauged and get a little closer before killing...
So, yes, yes I do know what Caprin Anal Fever is; terrible thing, no? Say, is that a dollar behind you?

The next poster is an easy mark.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on May 6, 2009, 09:23:22 PM
Well I do put myself out there a bit, so to speak.

The next poster will say something obscene about this.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on May 6, 2009, 09:25:45 PM
You should be putting out here, not there.

The below poster heard a mental "Da-dum-chh" at the end of that.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on May 7, 2009, 12:31:51 AM
I only wish I could afford a small midget with a drum set, shoved into a back pack so that I might actually hear that noise every time I drop a punchline.

So then I said, "What?! From a radish?!" [insert noise]

The next poster hears elevator music.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: A_FIRE_HAZARD on May 7, 2009, 11:11:15 AM
......... its so calming..... lets wait and listen........
























next poster tries to here it but sadly hears anguich of souls finding just how pointless this has begun
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on May 7, 2009, 11:14:19 AM
No, the next poster only feels a strange urge to become an editor, specializing in SpellChecking other's poor spelling, on the internet, in this very forum, mainly concerning the grammatical fail that is A_FIRE_HAZARD's amateur writing endeavours.

The next poster will defend his lack of proper spelling with a limp excuse.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: A_FIRE_HAZARD on May 7, 2009, 11:22:42 AM
 ;D i have 23 chromozones

the next poster is slightly confused and feels bad 4 him...
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: taupro777 on May 7, 2009, 01:23:05 PM
Who's him?  You, or Jaw?

In short, no.

The next poster want's to open a gaming store me, mine just closed, and the closest is 50 minutes  :'(
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on May 7, 2009, 03:07:32 PM
Are you crazy? i want to actually make money, those things tend to be money pits!

The next poster discouragingly agrees.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: -Dark Fire- on May 7, 2009, 03:09:05 PM
I'm afraid so.

The next poster would much rather be a pimp - real 'money pits'
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: A_FIRE_HAZARD on May 7, 2009, 09:21:15 PM
O YEAH!!!

the next poster (and a few more) want(s) to be my ho(s)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on May 8, 2009, 12:23:09 AM
What?! Don't you back talk da Monkey, baby! Gimme my money beatch!! [the Monkey backhands you with his piece, sending you sprawling into the street, you yelp like a kicked dog]

The next poster is 'bout to gets cut, if'n they don gimme my money!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: A_FIRE_HAZARD on May 8, 2009, 10:00:55 AM
you best not be talkin bout me ho!! i will bust a cap!! [puts baby powder on hands] *slap*

the next poster knows what movie the baby powder comes from... or it jawmonkey with slightly humorus but dumb comment :o
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: taupro777 on May 8, 2009, 10:34:39 AM
Actually I have seen it, but I can't remember the name... He kicks his ass kicked by a girl XD.

The next poster will remind me.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: A_FIRE_HAZARD on May 8, 2009, 10:45:57 AM
its "How High" yeah he does ha

BU FU

the next person wonders what bu fo means ha
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on May 8, 2009, 03:33:36 PM
Yes, but only because the bold is "BU FU" and the prophecy is "bu fo."

The next poster doesn't really care what "bu fo/u" means.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on May 8, 2009, 05:33:46 PM
Why yes, I do not care the least bit about that.

The next poster will want to kick my ass for being new to this thread.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Chaplain Swordwind on May 8, 2009, 05:48:04 PM
Na, the asses I want to kick have nothing to do with this thread.  You guys know what I mean.


The next poster has no idea what I am referring to.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on May 8, 2009, 05:53:01 PM
Nah, I've got a fairly good idea of what you're talking about.

The next poster hates vegetables

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on May 8, 2009, 06:00:28 PM
Apart from the delicious ones yes. I'm looking at you tomatoes.

The below poster has seen the boy with the fruity avy make that guess before.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on May 8, 2009, 11:13:55 PM
That's a hard one to pin sown, as there seems to be an abundance of fruity avy's going around. You don't like tomatoes, curious, I wouldn't have thought so...

The next poster has never eaten a brussel sprout.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on May 9, 2009, 11:18:26 AM
Indeed, never has one passed my lips.

The next poster has eaten monkey feces.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on May 9, 2009, 11:26:00 AM
Actually, no, I have not. My nights with jawmonkey have yet to get that far.

The below poster is convinced that he's welcome in the tavern.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on May 9, 2009, 01:40:08 PM
Oh I have no such illusions.

The next poster is actually welcome in the Tavern.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on May 9, 2009, 02:53:56 PM
Of course I am, the tavern is similar to hell; all are welcome, but none may leave.

The next poster is speeding down the highway to hell right now.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Chaplain Swordwind on May 11, 2009, 08:03:44 AM
I'm in Iraq.  I left the highway and arrived IN hell five months ago.  ;)

The next poster forgot to call someone important on Mother's Day because he was too busy gaming or hanging out on the forums and forgot all about it.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on May 11, 2009, 08:29:43 AM
Actually, ironically enough, I got my mum a mother's day present and was going to take her to my church for a special mother's day event and everything...and all of a sudden, my sister and I are shipped off to my dad's because we haven't seen him in a few weeks.

So I spent mother's day at my father's place. Irony much?

I did get to spend the afternoon with mum, but obviously missed the church service  :(

The next poster has three eyes  ::)

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on May 11, 2009, 12:42:21 PM
... How did you know? <_<    >_>

The next poster is uglier than most.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on May 11, 2009, 01:13:38 PM
Only my soul.

The next poster looks at themselves in a pocket mirror all day.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on May 11, 2009, 05:12:11 PM
No, actually the only time I look into a mirror is while shaving.

The below poster is more surprised by the word "shaving" than the rest of the response.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on May 11, 2009, 05:20:34 PM
I am, actually. You could have turned that response into something sexually suggestive but you didn't.

I'm proud of you, Jester  :D

The next poster is a monkey

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on May 11, 2009, 05:23:10 PM
Actually, I only have a common ancestorwith one.

The next poster wears too much makeup.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on May 11, 2009, 06:00:26 PM
Generally no. But... Something about me screams "barbie" so half the time I see one of my friends I end up in far too much eye makeup.

The below poster knows exactly how she convinces me to go through with this.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on May 11, 2009, 07:05:25 PM
Girls can talk you into all sorts of trouble.

The next poster grew up in an ambigous era. 90's, Central California, oh yeah!
I let a girlie do my eyes up once. Came home from school, Dad said, "what the hell's all over your eyes?! Go wash that crap off!"
"But Dad", I replied,"She was cute"(described the girl, the scenario-roughly)
"Well alright, but don't go wearin' that stuff all the time"
[Dad thinking] As long as the boy's tryin' to score, its alright
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on May 11, 2009, 07:12:57 PM
Well, I was born in 1990, so part of my growing up happened in the 90s...It's mostly been in amphetamine parrot town Vermont, though, so that probably kills it. On a side note, I don't try.

The below poster knows that "amphetamine parrot town Vermont" doesn't really work because there is no non amphetamine parrot town section of Vermont. Apart from Burlington which is insults cities in general by calling itself one.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on May 11, 2009, 07:26:08 PM
Yeah, the East sucks; I much prefered the West coast (better climate, more culture and fun, IMO).

The next poster is landlocked, like myself.  :'(
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: A_FIRE_HAZARD on May 12, 2009, 10:14:23 AM
Yes but a big lake in the north makes it ?able about the the land locked state...

the next poster truely doesn't under stand how big this lake is.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: taupro777 on May 12, 2009, 10:32:17 AM
It's all in how you use it  ;)

The next poster laughed!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on May 12, 2009, 11:26:30 AM
Do I look like I'm laughing?

The next poster was scared of my avy after reading the above line.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on May 12, 2009, 11:35:52 AM
I am actually scared of gun-toting monkey. Can climb in all kind of place to shoot ya.

The next poster wants to see a duel between jawmonkey's avatar and the Family Guy evil monkey.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: taupro777 on May 12, 2009, 01:23:35 PM
**** YEAH! 

The next poster LOVES the word i bleeped.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on May 12, 2009, 02:53:25 PM
I do not love words, they are only tools used to communicate with humans; I do however love the smell of freshly fired gunpowder.

The next poster does as well.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: A_FIRE_HAZARD on May 12, 2009, 02:58:37 PM
just a hint but smell something more distinct... NAPALM!!! i love the smell of napalm in the morning.

the next poaster wonders what napalm really smells like....
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on May 12, 2009, 07:39:49 PM
Probably like burnt hand soap... I do like the smell of fresh cut grass (a fresh cut lawn that is... refer just smells like ass).

The next poster agrees as well with the previous statement.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on May 13, 2009, 01:46:31 AM
If I knew what you were talking about,  maybe...

The next poster wants to see a fight between the avatars of Jawmonkey and Starky

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on May 13, 2009, 02:13:20 AM
Regardless of who wins, the Monkey will be screaming horribly loud the whole time.

@ Thal: I was stating that I like the smell of freshly cut lawn grass, not the other illicit variety.

The next poster is a lazy pothead, or at least was one at one point in their life.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on May 13, 2009, 10:52:03 AM
I AM lazy. But not a pothead.

The next poster wishes he was a pothead.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: taupro777 on May 13, 2009, 01:40:28 PM
I do, they're awesome people but because of football I can't
The next poster wants to be jawmonkey.  Then they wake up screaming
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on May 13, 2009, 08:07:36 PM
AAAAHHHHHHHH! Crap! I'm still me... :-\

The next poster can turn off three alarm clocks and still pass back out again, never remembering having done any of that.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on May 13, 2009, 11:04:34 PM
Can and in fact have done it on multiple occasions. Lucky me my boss is very understanding about that kind of thing.


The next poster has never been late for work.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on May 13, 2009, 11:07:38 PM
Well, never tragically late and I kept my job/got in minimal amounts of trouble...

The next poster is angry.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Chaplain Swordwind on May 14, 2009, 05:52:09 AM
Yes, but explaining why would require stirring up recent events IRL that need not be discussed further here.

In contrast, the next poster is inexplicably HAPPY.   ;D
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on May 14, 2009, 06:06:13 AM
You know what Chappy, I am. School's great (I'm leading most of my subjects), church is great, family is great, work is great....it's all good.

Now, if I could find some time to play 40k amidst all this study, I'd say everything was perfect (that, and if I actually gathered up the courage to talk to this girl I like  :-[)

The next poster is satisfied with how their life has turned out  ;D

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Chaplain Swordwind on May 14, 2009, 06:13:07 AM
You know what Chappy, I am. School's great (I'm leading most of my subjects), church is great, family is great, work is great....it's all good.

Now, if I could find some time to play 40k amidst all this study, I'd say everything was perfect (that, and if I actually gathered up the courage to talk to this girl I like  :-[)

The next poster is satisfied with how their life has turned out  ;D

~Thal

I am indeed satisfied with my life.  In spite of failing my way out of college, I have a solid career, I am happily married, with two beautiful children, and I own my own home.  Considering the state of the American economy right now, I'm more than satisfied... I am BLESSED.

The next poster has more time to game than I do; currently my only regret about my life choices (besides being away from home obviously).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on May 14, 2009, 06:17:36 AM
Ah, I would have more time to game, but currently I have a Chemistry assignment to finish, then study for my upcoming Physics, Chemistry and Biology tests; plus I have a maths test a week after that.

After all that is done, I probably will, my friends and I are looking to make a regular night each week our game night.

The next poster has an amazing best friend(s)

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: taupro777 on May 14, 2009, 10:31:15 AM
If only you knew... If only...

The next poster will tell us his craaaaziest moment!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on May 14, 2009, 12:13:32 PM
No, but it involved a bong, a cop, and not getting caught.

The next poster has seen a six foot bong in person.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: taupro777 on May 15, 2009, 10:29:47 AM
HELL TO THE YES!  I love college...

The next posters fondest years are in college.. and his CRAAAAZIEST
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Chaplain Swordwind on May 15, 2009, 11:14:12 AM
If you take war in Iraq out of the equation, then yes, college was the craziest time of my life.  And except for the joys of being a parent, the most enjoyable too.

The next poster was a parent BEFORE they went to college.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Eidolon on May 15, 2009, 10:55:32 PM
Damnit i knew she had gained some weight lately.

The poster below me plays ultramarines, and painted them with testors enamel paints.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on May 15, 2009, 11:27:46 PM
Nope, Dark Angels, but I won't lie; I love Testor's flat acrylics/enamels (absolutely no gloss, well, except gold, silver, steel, etc...). The weathering and seasoning paints are great (mud, concrete, rust, railroad tie brown, rubber, etc).

The next poster will help me beat that kid who sold all of us gloss enamel-painted models over the years as soon as I find him. (curse you Ebay! ARGH!!)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on May 15, 2009, 11:35:41 PM
Hey if you find him, tell me and I'll even bring a baseball bat or two  ;D

One of the next poster's hobbies is to beat up orphans.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on May 15, 2009, 11:38:07 PM
Only when they deserve it (which is always).


The next poster devours the souls of kittens.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on May 15, 2009, 11:39:31 PM
MWAHAHA! All your kittens are mine!

The below poster, sadly, knows the game for which the above statement references.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on May 18, 2009, 02:28:18 PM
I do not, which in retrospect may be a Good thing.

The next poster is the next best thing after cigarette's smoke and burnt lizard.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on May 18, 2009, 03:06:42 PM
You make it sound like such a bad thing. :-*

The next poster is a drunk.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on May 18, 2009, 06:43:36 PM
Only when I'm drunk, which is extremely rare. :D

The below poster realise he shouldn't have put a foot in the Tavern in first place, never, ever.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on May 18, 2009, 08:51:36 PM
But then I would have lived my life without ever talking to Alex-Chan...

The below poster agrees that I should view "Do not mix with alcohol" as more of a guideline than a rule this weekend.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on May 18, 2009, 10:38:39 PM
C'mon, "do not mix with alcohol"?! If it's written, then you SHOULD mix it with alcohol and pot and ecstasy, at the same time.

The next poster has already done pot and ecstasy while drinking alcohol.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on May 18, 2009, 11:54:23 PM
I refuse to get high off of battery acid and fluids intended for agriculture and/or automobile maintenance; reefer and booze, well, back in the day...

the next poster has less harsh words to say about who gets the money from their past illicit habits (thieves, rapists, murderers, terrorists).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on May 19, 2009, 01:44:15 AM
I was a clean bastard back then, so I am quite harsh.

The below poster is hangover prone, i.e. can't drink.

But then I would have lived my life without ever talking to Alex-Chan...
Ye gods, get over it. There's Alex Profile, (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?action=profile;u=27341) msn link's in there [sigh]... ::)

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on May 19, 2009, 10:09:04 AM
I'm not hangover prone, I vomit blood; drinking's just not for some people.

The next poster did not eat an entire bottle of vitamins as a child, subsequently poisoning their liver.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Ligerteeth on June 4, 2009, 11:45:38 PM
The next poster has seen every episode in animal planet's "growing up" series
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on June 5, 2009, 01:20:47 AM
It took you longer than two weeks to dredge up this worthless thread... only to play it incorrectly...

[throws massive pile of greasy, blood-soaked feces in your face]

What would you do if you found the smell to linger upon your skin for days on end, causing you to retch every time you inhaled?
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on June 5, 2009, 11:24:00 AM
I would try to bring you down with me and rub your face in the same feces.

The next poster will try to change the subject and not talk about feces.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on June 5, 2009, 02:36:12 PM
Not bloody likely!

[throws poop in GD's face]

The next poster will get feces in their face soon, oh very soon.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on June 6, 2009, 05:43:06 PM
That's pretty likely with you around.

The next poster is a great fan of my work
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Raktra (So long, I guess) on June 6, 2009, 05:46:37 PM
This poster is unaware of your work.

The next poster is a fan of my work, however.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on June 6, 2009, 05:55:08 PM
As far as I am aware of it yeah sure

The next poster simply loves Raktra's work
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on June 6, 2009, 06:19:10 PM
I do. Very much so.

The next poster will read both my story and Raktra's somewhere in the near future....

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on June 6, 2009, 07:00:04 PM
Truthfully I probably won't, but I still appreciate those that take the time to write, good job!

The next poster will have some similar remark regarding some random subject.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on June 8, 2009, 08:51:35 AM
Indeed I will probaly never fly but I appreciate does who do.

The below poster can't make head or tails from my remark.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on June 8, 2009, 10:15:52 AM
Actually I do understand.
But the voices helped me.

The next poster is jealous of the voices in my head.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on June 8, 2009, 10:21:49 AM
No way I am very happy with my own voices thank you.

The below poster is concerned by the large percentage of taverners who have voices in their head (and listen to them)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on June 8, 2009, 03:40:04 PM
Not really concerned. I've always thought that the Tavern was like an asylum really. It's why it's here for!

The below poster does not have voices in his head.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on June 8, 2009, 05:07:38 PM
Cut them out years ago.

The next poster is more sociopathic than schizophrenic.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on June 8, 2009, 08:18:54 PM
Eh, depends on which side of the bed I wake up on.

The next poster has missed me.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on June 9, 2009, 12:47:41 AM
Terribly, and now your sig says your leaving me again, come back to me filthwind!!!  :'(

The below poster is just as equally saddened.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on June 9, 2009, 01:28:06 AM
I am.

We will miss you, Fifth.

The next poster is a writer of stories.

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: -Φ Ulfhedinn Φ- Servant of the Lord of Dark Delights on June 9, 2009, 01:32:20 AM
This is true if you consider Pr0n plotlines to be a story  ;D

The person below is in an eternal cycle of fear and consumption.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on June 9, 2009, 01:51:01 AM
No.

The below poster ins't satisfied with my answer.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on June 9, 2009, 02:17:20 AM
Of course, I know I myself can't just eat one kitten, but once the basket is empty is the time I start to worry about catching more of those tasty rascals.

The below poster has never chomped down on a cute, fluffy lil' kitty.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: -Φ Ulfhedinn Φ- Servant of the Lord of Dark Delights on June 9, 2009, 02:22:37 AM
Incorrect. I have a daily intake of pusseh cat.

User below has a dirty mind.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: The Corsair on June 9, 2009, 04:38:00 AM
well I do use the word wenus too much because I know people think it's dodgy when it's not

The poster below me will have 2 cats
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on June 9, 2009, 02:30:04 PM
Actually I have zero cats. I had one. But i eated it.

The next poster will post a lolcat just for the heck of it.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: The Corsair on June 9, 2009, 03:06:06 PM
Sadly the next poster was me and I haven't figured out how to post pictures on these forums yet
and i don't have any saved lolcats pictures on my computer

The next poster will be annoyed at the frequency of my posting
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on June 9, 2009, 07:38:04 PM
I'm not so sure I've even properly introduced myself to you...

[throws slimy doo right into your mouth]

The next poster is disgusted by my behavior, but still finds its funny.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: burgers4me on June 9, 2009, 08:15:52 PM
I am indifferent, cause you do it all over the tavern you silly monkey.

The next poster gets an e-cookie, cause it is my first post here!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on June 10, 2009, 12:18:45 AM
YAY a cookie ^^

The next poster is jealous of my cookie and will probably throw feces at me and my cookie.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on June 10, 2009, 01:08:24 AM
Nah, I'll wait and just get you later... you've been warned.

The next poster, if not GD, will be happy they aren't about to get a monkey present of magnanimous proportions.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: ReaperGrim on June 10, 2009, 01:23:22 AM
I've actually found that my skin has been clearer than ever since my first terd to the temple.

The next poster has not experienced a jawmonkey fecal facial.  (this might end the thread, I don't think he missed anybody)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on June 10, 2009, 01:27:48 AM
I don't think I have ever actually gotten myself, intentionally.

[throws poop on Sickness' favorite shirt to teach a lesson in monkey respect... they have none]

The next poster is going to get a present from the monkey... and it will not be feces.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on June 10, 2009, 01:38:20 AM
Oh...really?

The next poster is also curious about jawmonkey's present
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on June 10, 2009, 02:12:52 AM
Not really, as I gave it to you (check your PM's). Its about time someone posted as well, as there's no way I would have remembered to even check for this tomorrow.

The below poster wonders...
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on June 10, 2009, 02:29:47 AM
Yes, wonders when work will end.

Ready for some verbal sparring jawmonkey?

the next poster is scared to watch.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on June 10, 2009, 04:06:12 AM
I am indeed. Jaw is one scary fell....lol not really....

The next poster is confused about something

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on June 10, 2009, 04:08:17 AM
yes, i am confused about why we are not talking on msn now.

The next poster will wish to be divulged to the tavern kingliness information we will be discussing!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: -Φ Ulfhedinn Φ- Servant of the Lord of Dark Delights on June 10, 2009, 04:09:53 AM
I would rather discuss Tavern Klingons.

Poster belows masticates furiously.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on June 10, 2009, 04:13:48 AM
It means to chew in case anyone doesn't know.

And I must say I love my food.

The below poster wishes he was a tavern king, like Shloeb or myself

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on June 10, 2009, 04:16:14 AM
Wish, I am!

The next poster is a tavern king or else their account will be deleted

By a trojan!

(Kidding btw)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on June 10, 2009, 04:34:19 AM
No, no, no, he wasn't kidding.

All of you, prove yourself worthy of kingship or die in an explosion of computer viruses and spyware.

The next poster has no idea what I'm going on about.

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on June 10, 2009, 04:36:43 AM
Nope

The next poster will alleviate me from my lack of knowledge of nerdiness to make me more nerd
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: -Φ Ulfhedinn Φ- Servant of the Lord of Dark Delights on June 10, 2009, 04:51:40 AM
Tacos.

Yes?
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on June 10, 2009, 05:31:30 AM
i wonder whats for dinner . . .

Next poster wants to know whats for dinner
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on June 10, 2009, 05:33:05 AM
No not really

The next poster will go to the fiction board read the first chapter of my new story and leave a comment
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on June 10, 2009, 07:42:12 AM
Personally after two and a half years of soul grinding academic reading I just don't want to read anything right now.

The next poster knows the feel of this grind too well.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on June 10, 2009, 07:46:56 AM
I've only just started senior school so the grind is only just beginning....but yes, I know how you feel, Jaw, I study for hours and hours every night now (Physics, Chem, Bio and maths seem to require the most work).

The next poster is a mathematical guru

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: -Φ Ulfhedinn Φ- Servant of the Lord of Dark Delights on June 10, 2009, 08:55:20 AM
1 + 1 = window ~ Fear my intellect.

person below agrees writing army lists > linguistic study for exams
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on June 10, 2009, 09:07:10 AM
Of course the same as painting miniatures is studying for art history.

The below poster admires me
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on June 10, 2009, 08:32:36 PM
I admire your positive self-concept.

The below poster does not have a personality disorder.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Calamity on June 10, 2009, 08:44:39 PM
You are correct sir, I don't.  Me and the other me however, are a completely different story.  I pity them really.

The next poster will complement my new avatar......please?
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 10, 2009, 08:55:32 PM
I've not had nearly enough vodka for that.

The below poster enjoys vodka.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on June 10, 2009, 09:44:01 PM
Indeed. Both the drink and the song by Korpiklaani
Korpiklaani - Vodka (Official video) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28Q3nv-kt9A#ws-lq-lq2-hq)

The next poster did not know Korpiklaani before this.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: -Φ Ulfhedinn Φ- Servant of the Lord of Dark Delights on June 10, 2009, 10:10:37 PM
Incorrect. I am a HUGE fan of Korpiklaani, Finntroll, Moonsorrow, Manegarm, Eluveitie, Ensiferum, Amon Amarth, Einherjer and other Folk/Pagan/Viking related metal \m/

Moonsorrow has to be my current favourite at the moment though ^.^

Below poster should go and look up these bands if they do not already know them !!!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: The Corsair on June 11, 2009, 02:12:05 AM
Google is open now and they are AWESOME!

Below poster has seen my profile picture before somewhere else and thought it was funny
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on June 11, 2009, 10:46:32 AM
yes I have seen it elsewhere... and it is very funny ^^ An e-cookie for you.

And all I have to look up is Manegarm and Einherjer in your list :P
Korpiklaani and Moonsorrow were just EPIC at the Paganfest (I was at Quebec City).

The next poster will post some more metal bands, completely unrelated to Folk/Pagan/Viking metal.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 11, 2009, 03:18:59 PM
Whitechapel, Dance Club Massacre, I Killed The Prom Queen, Parkway Drive, and of course, Dethklok.

The below poster has heard of at least one of these.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on June 11, 2009, 04:21:07 PM
No can't say that I have.

The below poster is a simpsons fan
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on June 11, 2009, 05:29:07 PM
Not really. Watched it a lot a couple of years ago.

The next poster is a Family Guy fan.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on June 11, 2009, 05:35:26 PM
I don't mind it...some bits are hilarious, but some are just too racist/sexist/whatever for my taste.

The next poster has played against a Chaos army that included a Lash of Submission, plague Marines and Obliterators.

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on June 11, 2009, 06:10:30 PM
Sorry mate. Only against Lash DP, two noise marines squads and 2 Defilers in 750 points. It was... painful to say the least.

The next poster has played with Lash, plagues and Oblits.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on June 11, 2009, 10:01:29 PM
Exchange the oblits for two defilers, but it was really hard; at least they were the one army I nearly beat, every other game at the tourny was a massacre.

The next poster has a similar story concerning the previously mentioned army formation.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: The Corsair on June 12, 2009, 01:15:09 AM
Sadly I play Eldar and have never had the chance to mix and match with my stuff coz I don't have enough of it lol

The next poster does not play the army I play
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on June 12, 2009, 01:24:36 AM
Couldn't be further from the truth. Eldar are my primary army :P, even if I did start Tyranids first.

The next poster hasn't painted any models in a long time.

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on June 12, 2009, 01:55:34 AM
about a week ago

The next poster thinks I should stop wasting time in the tavern and start panting models.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on June 12, 2009, 02:08:22 AM
Well, that or get a move on with the story :P

The next poster is a writer  ;D

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on June 12, 2009, 02:09:32 AM
I'll like to be one. (and you'll be happy to know the story is almost ready for an update)

The next poster shares Thal sentiment.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Calamity on June 12, 2009, 08:56:57 AM
Sort of.  Paint when you feel like painting, but get back to the writting for sure.

The next poster finds painting models a chore.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: -Φ Ulfhedinn Φ- Servant of the Lord of Dark Delights on June 12, 2009, 09:20:34 AM
Unfortunately no.

I love painting models. I am currently doing a Chaos Eldar army that is going to look so amazing, i could even have the best painted/themed army in a tourny !!!

Really excited to start it, have a whole month and a half of non stop painting and converting coming up. By the end of my project, the below poster will be a die hard fan of mine  ;D
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on June 12, 2009, 09:32:36 AM
Probaly altough I'm quite easily exicited by something

The nex poster has never used the phrase: jar-jar you're a genius
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on June 12, 2009, 09:55:57 AM
Indeed, never said that in my life.

The next poster is a genius. At least he thinks he is.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on June 12, 2009, 10:01:44 AM
Just about yes

The next poster has some sort of weapon in the house
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on June 12, 2009, 05:19:05 PM
Well, I have a pocket knife on my bedside table next to me (just in case...)
I usually use the pliers on it more than anything else (for modelling lol)

The next poster has created an awesome conversion with a 40k model :P

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Raktra (So long, I guess) on June 12, 2009, 05:23:20 PM
Damn straight I have.

The below poster has a lot of free time.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on June 12, 2009, 05:33:11 PM
Soon I will

The next poster loves ben & jerry icecream
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 12, 2009, 06:28:43 PM
I'm faced with a problem. It's delicious, but it came from Vermont, and I refuse to think of Vermont as anything but a prison.

The below poster has advice.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Raktra (So long, I guess) on June 12, 2009, 06:31:35 PM
I say slip her some powdered rhino horn.

The next poster will either confirm or deny that Jester meant something like that.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on June 13, 2009, 03:18:22 AM
He asked for advice you gave advice. The master of Nonsense aproves.

The below poster thinks I'm to full of myself
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 13, 2009, 09:24:24 AM
Just about a genius, but can't spell approve...

The below poster wishes me luck in whatever game I may or may not find today.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Calamity on June 13, 2009, 10:31:35 AM
I wish you all the luck in finding one first, then I wish you luck for the game itself.

The next poster finds GTA 4 lacking a certain something that all the previous games had.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on June 17, 2009, 01:14:35 AM
Yes. It doesn't seem quite right for some strange reason.

The next poster is not a New Zealander.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on June 17, 2009, 01:30:15 AM
Indeed although I do have family there

The next poster knows where I'm from
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: burgers4me on June 17, 2009, 07:12:05 AM
A-place-I-don'tknow-ville?

Next person is also worshiping the new game, [PROTOTYPE]
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on June 17, 2009, 07:16:44 AM
No I don't believe I've ever worshipped a video game before

The next poster finds burgers4me a heathen for worshipping a video game
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on June 17, 2009, 07:43:57 AM
Burn the heretic!!!!!!!!!

The next poster is a Christian, like myself.

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Lord Commissar Spiteful on June 17, 2009, 09:08:32 AM
No, I worship the Emperor like a good guardsman. Okay, fine I'm a Christian.

The next poster is FMG!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: -Φ Ulfhedinn Φ- Servant of the Lord of Dark Delights on June 17, 2009, 09:33:46 AM
FMG = Flayer of Male Genetalia?  :-\

Not into that kinky stuff.

Poster below is.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on June 17, 2009, 10:19:45 AM
I am?

The next poster wants to be FMG.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Lord Commissar Spiteful on June 17, 2009, 10:28:45 AM
It's true :(

The next poster recently moved into a new home.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on June 17, 2009, 11:21:11 AM
No.

The below poster has something to say about the poster after him.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: The Corsair on June 17, 2009, 03:19:42 PM
Well of course I will. That's the idea of this thing

the below poster has seen me on Twitter
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on June 17, 2009, 04:37:50 PM
No I have not.

The next poster wants to see Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: blinky jungle(REM) on June 17, 2009, 04:41:37 PM
Yes

The next poster will/has posted in 'counter the unit game'
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on June 17, 2009, 04:59:01 PM
no

The below poster is a big fan of blackadder
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Calamity on June 17, 2009, 06:12:54 PM
Love it.  Because it's as cunning as a cunning fox who has a degree from the university of cunning.  ;)

The next poster has never heard of blackadder. (poor fool, if they haven't)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on June 17, 2009, 06:22:23 PM
I am then a poor fool  :-[

The next poster thinks that Tangi said "cunning" too many times in one sentence.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on June 18, 2009, 03:51:45 AM
No it's a quotte so it isn't wrong

The next poster likes fullmetal alchemist
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on June 18, 2009, 03:04:52 PM
Nah, not really

The next poster still suffers from Japonophilia however.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on June 18, 2009, 03:37:19 PM
No...

The below poster has naughty pictures in his room
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: -Φ Ulfhedinn Φ- Servant of the Lord of Dark Delights on June 18, 2009, 04:06:24 PM
Damn skippy i do !

User below is not currently awake at the ungodly hour i am.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on June 18, 2009, 04:16:22 PM
Well I am but it isn't an ungodly hour

The nex poster will post after me (unless he comes throuh a time portal)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: -Φ Ulfhedinn Φ- Servant of the Lord of Dark Delights on June 18, 2009, 04:49:17 PM
Well i posted before you as well.

Next poster will have a solid standpoint on the Chicken or the Egg argument.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Chaplain Swordwind on June 18, 2009, 06:17:55 PM
The Chicken.

The next poster (probably Thal) will know exactly why that is my position on that arguement.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on June 19, 2009, 06:59:36 AM
Sorry not thal.

The next poster thinks that the IG are the greatest race in 40k
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Calamity on June 19, 2009, 07:07:54 AM
Absolutely.

The next poster foolishly doubts the guard.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on June 19, 2009, 07:16:18 AM
Absolutely not!  Guard are my favorite race! Death to the enemies of the Imperium!

The next poster collects eldar
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Chaplain Swordwind on June 19, 2009, 07:27:03 AM
True, one of five armies I am working on.

The next poster has more armies than I do.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on June 19, 2009, 07:28:35 AM
Umm.. nope i have 2 currently. 3.5 in total

The next poster thinks New Zealand is the best country in the world.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Calamity on June 19, 2009, 07:30:42 AM
It's certainly on my 'places to visit' list.

The next poster has been to Ireland.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Chaplain Swordwind on June 19, 2009, 07:33:06 AM
I have been to Ireland, though unfortunately I've never been able to see more than the airport (layover going to and from deployments to Iraq).

The next poster was just as disappointed as I was that the Detroit Red Wings did not win the Stanley Cup this year.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on June 19, 2009, 07:44:22 AM
Whats the stanley cup? who are the Red Wings???

The next poster plays Halo 3.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on June 19, 2009, 07:51:08 AM
I do indeed, and I love it.

The next poster has used Wraithguard in an army before :P

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on June 19, 2009, 07:53:15 AM
True i have, it was fun. I won he he..

The next poster has served in the armed forces.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on June 19, 2009, 10:53:01 AM
No, though my judo instructor was a drill sergeant (litteraly)

The below person has something against the dutch
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on June 19, 2009, 12:01:59 PM
Why would I? If this is some kind of uropean thing, I wouldn't know from Canada :P

The next poster has something against Americans.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on June 19, 2009, 12:07:54 PM
No, except that they're religious extremists, warmongering, oil horny and responsible for the economic despression. (just kidding guys don't shoot me ;))

The below poster watches children programs on a regular basis
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 19, 2009, 12:13:13 PM
No...

The below poster considers me an honorary...not American person...if that's their opinion of us.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on June 19, 2009, 03:37:21 PM
of course of course! (can't stand those american guys...  :P)

The next poster will explain to me why someone would have something against the Dutch. (just curious why JackofBlades would ask that :P)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on June 19, 2009, 04:45:25 PM
Ah I just wondered who would have something against us greedy, agreeing, selfinflated slave-merchants (again people don't shoot, tis a joke)

The next poster will find some other fault in the dutch
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on June 19, 2009, 05:05:12 PM
Nigel Powers from Austin Powers didn't like them :P

The next poster hates those movies

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Calamity on June 19, 2009, 06:35:07 PM
Nope.  Hiliarious.  Though if I see them once, I don't want to see them for years after.

The next poster fell afoul of an Irishman (such as me!  ;D)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on June 19, 2009, 08:00:09 PM
What if you intentionally called theme Scottish/English/etc...

The next poster is of German decent.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on June 19, 2009, 10:31:22 PM
Nope, Scottish, Italian, Greek and 6th gen New Zealander

the next poster has something against Australians
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: -Φ Ulfhedinn Φ- Servant of the Lord of Dark Delights on June 19, 2009, 11:16:46 PM
As an Aussie i have a lot of gripes about the people in this country. I hate bogans. I hate their flannel looking unwashed, inconsiderate ways and their IQ that is comparative to a river stone.

Oh, and Southern Cross tattoos really take the cake. A lot of 'Aussies' are completely uncultured and ignorant of other languages/cultures and belief. It really bothers me that the people who are typically boorish towards other cultures are the ones with the previously mentioned IQ of a river stone.

I personally love that our Prime Minister speaks near fluent Mandarin. +15 points to him.


Now... with that rant out of the way....


Poster below also finds something disagreeable and will tell us why ;D

-Φ Ulfhedinn Φ-
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on June 20, 2009, 12:02:12 AM
I'm a New Zealander. nuff said ;D  Na jk, maybe i'm just unfortunate in that every single Australian i meet ( or see on tv ) has the brains of a sheep. Is every one is aussie really that dumb? I don't know. Surely there must be some decent ones there. 

 "If NZ sent it's dumbest people to aussie it would raise the average IQ of both countries." 
Cant quite remember who said that, i think it was our former foreign minister...

Anyway....    the next poster also has something against aussies, and will tell me what it is.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on June 20, 2009, 12:46:27 AM
Yeah their lame accent, its like someone crossbred a redneck and an Englishman.

The next poster has something to say about some random baltic nation.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: The Corsair on June 20, 2009, 01:04:10 AM
no
btw I hate aussies
one post too early lol

the next poster will be that new zealand guy again (dw im in nz too)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: ReaperGrim on June 20, 2009, 01:08:38 AM
g'day mate! put anutha shrimp on tha barbie!  Yeah, I'm not that guy

The next poster is going to not use the word "aussie" in his post
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Calamity on June 20, 2009, 06:12:44 AM
......no, your right, I didn't use it.

The next poster likes cider
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 20, 2009, 09:52:56 AM
No, but I do like Aussie metal. I Killed The Prom Queen and Parkway Drive make me happy.

The below poster agrees that I need to get that CD that they shared when they were both newish bands.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: -Φ Ulfhedinn Φ- Servant of the Lord of Dark Delights on June 20, 2009, 10:35:00 AM
Yes, you should buy that CD and find many many ways to defile that CD in such a way Grandfather Nurgle would get queasy at. That is not metal. That is an abomination that is nu-metal/nu-core aka: steaming pile o 'amphetamine parrot. That music is tasteless and bland. I worked security for Parkway Drive and they are the biggest bunch of *expletive*s ever.

Typically i respect other people's choices in music genres and genres in general, but that music is one poor imitation after the next.

Below poster is somewhat indifferent to it all.

-- Long live REAL metal \m/ --


-Φ Ulfhedinn Φ-
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 20, 2009, 10:38:32 AM
No, but I'm open to suggestions for what you think is better. As long as you're not one of those jackasses who fap to 80s "metal."

The below poster has suggestions.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on June 21, 2009, 09:48:16 PM
More fapping, the need will pass.

The next poster is extremely irate over a fellow 40KOnliner.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on June 21, 2009, 10:01:02 PM
I am irate over someone. But not a 40kO'er.

The next poster likes beer. Hmmm... beer...
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: ReaperGrim on June 21, 2009, 11:45:16 PM
I certainly do, plus many other forms of alcohol.

The next poster dosen't drink alcohol
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on June 21, 2009, 11:51:24 PM
Not since vomiting blood.

The next poster needs vices like a crutch due to their weak will.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on June 21, 2009, 11:53:25 PM
I am too pure for that.

The next poster have no job.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on June 22, 2009, 01:25:34 AM
Indeed I don't and proud of it

The below poster doesn't consider his body a temple, but an amusement park.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on June 22, 2009, 01:31:21 AM
Too bad its only a seasonal operation...

The next poster's body is more like a petting zoo.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on June 22, 2009, 02:09:22 AM
A petting zoo for the laydeez  ::) (nah... I wish!)

The next poster has many sexual slaves chained in his basement.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on June 22, 2009, 02:35:27 AM
Its called a harem.

The next poster wishes they could support one.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on June 22, 2009, 03:42:56 AM
If only...

The next poster has weird dreams about Hillary Clinton..
(The Corsair, where abouts in NZ are you?)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: The Corsair on June 22, 2009, 04:15:57 AM
Jaffatown! (Auckland)
wbu??
no I don't have any dreams about Hillary Clinton of any sort

The below poster has blonde hair
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on June 22, 2009, 04:20:16 AM
Nope

The below poster has done some form of drugs
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Simmoski on June 22, 2009, 04:25:11 AM
Why yes I have, I wouldn't be the crazy kinda guy I am now if i didn't.

The poster below is bored.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on June 22, 2009, 04:27:57 AM
Wow, why yes i am. I'm doing physics homework while posting here and its not exactly entertaining...

(the corsair, I from Welly! CaPitA1 R3pr3s3nt!!!!!! na jk, i can't stand people who talk/write like that....)

The below poster is having cravings for steak.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on June 22, 2009, 04:37:38 AM
Nah, I prefer chicken. Hmmm, chicken....

The next poster is as excited about Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen as I am  ;D

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on June 22, 2009, 04:43:31 AM
Omg... I was just watching the trailer for it on Youtube!   I can't wait to see it!
Quote
Nah, I prefer chicken. Hmmm, chicken....
you haven't tried New Zealand angus steak...

The next poster will agree with me
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Calamity on June 22, 2009, 05:54:35 AM
Angus steak? Must be good then. We get Aberdeen angus around my way.

The next poster has read my intro story about two imperial cops, and quite rightly thinks it's crap.  :P
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on June 22, 2009, 05:59:41 AM
Umm... sorry haven't read it.

Hawks bay angus steak. Yum



next poster is a rugby fan and think the all blacks are going to win the 2011 world cup
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on June 23, 2009, 12:38:26 AM
Rugby, yeah... we here in the US totally love that rugby action... uh, no.

The next poster watches sports more than me.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on June 23, 2009, 12:44:58 AM
Only if your sports watching is in the negatives I guess...

The next poster will not be partying the night of June 23rd, unlike me.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on June 23, 2009, 12:51:00 AM
I will be assembling a Stormlord, which at my age, is more fun than vomiting blood, getting into a fist fight, hot-wiring a car, and running for the border.

The next poster now wonders as to the extent of truth mentioned in the above statement.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on June 23, 2009, 12:52:28 AM
Hmm.. sort of. Throwing up can be avoided tho...
and actually its my friends birthday. So yes. yes i will be partying

The next poster watches rugby (I'm going to keep asking this until someone replies yes ;D  :o ::) ;D
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: The Corsair on June 23, 2009, 02:37:53 AM
Yes
we beat the french!
yay
when we lost to them in the world cup it was my birthday :(
what a crap day lol

the next poster doesn't watch rugby
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on June 23, 2009, 02:43:03 AM
No i don't

The below poster finds green eyes attractive
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on June 23, 2009, 03:56:30 AM
I've never seen anyone with really green eyes.

yay we did beat the french, but we lost that cup thing that no-one knew about. Literally.

The next poster thinks All blacks > Wallabies.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on June 23, 2009, 10:48:19 AM
Sounds like an illegal porn movie plot.

The next poster cares for rugby even less than me.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on June 23, 2009, 01:39:43 PM
Why yes, yes I do.

The next poster will throw rocks at me and Jawmonkey for not caring for rugby.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on June 23, 2009, 03:02:03 PM
No, but thanks for mentioning "throw"...

[throws slimy, bloody feces into GD's face]

The next poster is going to get it next (if I can remember).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on June 23, 2009, 05:04:49 PM
God i hope not....

The next poster will be annoyed with GeneticDaemon and Jawmonkey for not liking Rugby.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Calamity on June 23, 2009, 07:25:33 PM
I'm not annoyed at all, and it's not just because I'll get a face full of amphetamine parrote too.  Well, maybe it is....I just got rid of the smell from the first time.  :P

The next poster thinks I'm a spineless coward, if they have the grapes. *Quickly jumps into armoured land rover and rolls up window*
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on June 23, 2009, 11:41:32 PM
You're a spineless coward *loads javelin missile*

the next person likes chocolate
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on June 24, 2009, 12:31:17 AM
Oh man, you have no idea...

The next poster will give me chocolate, or suffer my modly wrath.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on June 24, 2009, 02:33:39 AM
Here's a monkey bar sweet'ums! :-*

[throws offensively, utterly repulsive and copious amounts of feces onto JamBob, showering him with filth; the horror and stomach-churning nature of the digusting projectile prevents him from touching the modly red button of death due to having to cover his mouth to prevent both inhaling the noxious fumes and to keep the vomit from escaping]

The next poster will be thankful they have never had quite so much feces thrown at them.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on June 24, 2009, 04:42:20 AM
I did get feces thrown at me. But not that much.

The next poster is sober (or almost). Unlike me. :D
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on June 24, 2009, 05:36:43 AM
Currently..

The next poster thinks that riot police look cool
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on June 24, 2009, 08:14:47 PM
Not when they're bustin my face.

The next poster prefers to avoid riots.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: The Black Dahlia Murder on June 24, 2009, 08:27:54 PM
Yea true. I don't feel like going to jail.

The next poster wishes he/she/it was a pretty pink princess.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on June 24, 2009, 08:29:51 PM
Don't hate me for my beauty, hate me because I'm better looking than you in this pretty pink dress. :-*

The next poster cannot make fun of themselves, thus lacking a great comedic ability.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Calamity on June 24, 2009, 08:37:50 PM
I'm not a stupid fool with an inability to post images on this site, and I didn't spill coke all over the floor yesterday, so there is nothing to mock.  Guess I don't have comedic talent then.  :-\

The next poster saw a comedy show live in person.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on June 24, 2009, 08:56:20 PM
Yeah, your wedding... HIYOOO!!! ;D

The next poster knows who says "HIYOOO!!!".
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: The Black Dahlia Murder on June 24, 2009, 11:19:20 PM
HIYOOO!

The next poster will bring me some tacos. Mmmmm tacos
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on June 24, 2009, 11:29:29 PM
How about some brownies?

[throws doo at BDM]

The next poster has a hankerin' for some brownies as well.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on June 24, 2009, 11:58:50 PM
Not your brownies

The next person regularly uses text language
 
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: The Black Dahlia Murder on June 25, 2009, 12:04:30 AM
nxt pstr wil drp $100 on ground

It sucks I know  :-\
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jackolako on June 25, 2009, 01:40:35 AM
Dang right it sucks. $100 - I wish - most I ever owned was half a handkercheif.

The next poster will not be from New Zealand.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on June 25, 2009, 03:54:04 AM
 ;) Sorry but i'm here to stay

Next poster thinks that Dawn of war: Dark crusade is better than Soulstorm
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on June 25, 2009, 05:13:39 AM
Damn right I do. At least Dark Crusade attempted a good storyline, but Soul Storm threw all of that out the window. Dawn of War and Winter Assault definitely had better stories, though.

The next poster is a Physics Student (just finished an assignment on it :P)

~Thal

EDIT: Threw, not through :P
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on June 25, 2009, 05:26:14 AM
Yes! and YES!!! YAY!!!!   

the next poster is not from New Zealand
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: The Black Dahlia Murder on June 25, 2009, 09:33:00 AM
Close yet no cigar, I am from Sydney, Australia. For real.

Next poster will have a great weekend then a bad monday.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on June 25, 2009, 09:00:15 PM
Hell yeah! Apoc game this Sat. Too bad I have to work the rest of the week so that I can have a three-day weekend over the 4th of July weekend.

The next poster has never made a pyrotechnics display using gasoline and bottle rockets, lots of bottle rockets.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: ReaperGrim on June 26, 2009, 12:55:45 AM
no, if havent done that yet.  But me and my roommate regularly make fires in our backyard with gasoline and cooking oil soaked logs.

The next poster burnt his eyebrows in a "freak" gasoline accident
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on June 26, 2009, 03:44:45 PM
I haven't, though I've seen a guy get his eyebrows singed, along with some of his hair, in a LARP weekend during winter. We laughed  ::)

The next poster has never done LARPing.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on June 26, 2009, 04:33:57 PM
I prefer the real thing, but I get tired of the screaming.

The next poster prefers a machete over a washisaki.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Calamity on June 26, 2009, 04:38:12 PM
Couldn't tell ya, though I just have a pocketknife myself.  ;)

The next poster opposes private gun ownership
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on June 26, 2009, 04:40:01 PM
Nah, only the private ownership of explosives and automatic weapons.

The next poster is gun crazy, but doesn't own a single firearm.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on June 26, 2009, 05:04:07 PM
Wrong, guns are the bane of hero's

The below poster is exicited about the fact that we'll soon reach the hundreth page with this thread
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on June 26, 2009, 06:52:39 PM
*run around screaming* No I'm not.

The next poster wishes that the first post on the hundredth page will not contain feces throwing.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on June 26, 2009, 07:06:20 PM
[Throws feces, twice, out of spite]

The next poster is amused by my behaviour.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: -Φ Ulfhedinn Φ- Servant of the Lord of Dark Delights on June 26, 2009, 08:54:11 PM
Yes, mainly because so far i have avoided the sporadic barrages  ;D.

Poster below, however, has not been so fortunate.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: The Black Dahlia Murder on June 26, 2009, 10:02:50 PM
I can't think up a Dark Eldar scheme right now. Been on my mind for like two weeks and I haven't thought of anything yet, other than using black primer.

Next poster will have a deer hit their car.

Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on June 26, 2009, 10:57:42 PM
Totally funny, sent the little booger flying through the air; shame It didn't die outright so I could have eaten it...

The next poster prefers cooked meat with the pelt removed (lame).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: The Black Dahlia Murder on June 26, 2009, 11:03:44 PM
Hey now, I work hard on my baby animal skin clothes now. You know how many baby lion it takes to make a fur coat? A sh*t load. Plus, I love baby loin meat. Taste like happy :D

Next poster (more than likly will be jawmonkey) will get hit by a golf ball this upcoming weekend. Wear a helment!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on June 27, 2009, 05:57:21 AM
I think i'll avoid golf this weekend...

next poster will give me advice on whether to buy COD 4 or not.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on June 27, 2009, 08:55:16 AM
Sure do it I enjoyed

The below poster found cod 4 better than cod5
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on June 27, 2009, 12:44:20 PM
Yeah it was. Though I generally like FPSes set in WW2. Prefer the WW2 rifles to the modern ones :P

But at least COD5 had a flamethrower. Awesome. (It's not very good, but it has STYLE!)

The next poster is just as pyromaniac as me  :)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on June 27, 2009, 01:53:23 PM
Indeed the flamethrower was great fun, especially if you fired on it with a sniper rifle

The below poster always tries to die in a blaze of glory (and blood)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: The Corsair on June 28, 2009, 12:48:09 AM
Oh hell yeah!
go down in style!

The next poster gets very annoyed at bad dice rolls
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on June 28, 2009, 12:59:43 AM
Even when my opponent rolls too many, too bad that wasn't this last game...

The next poster hates facing an armoured company when their army list was intended to take out infantry and an occasional battlesuit.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on June 28, 2009, 03:23:59 AM
Indeed I do

The below poster loves using tanks to ride over poor infantry
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on June 28, 2009, 03:31:17 AM
Well, all mech is my goal with my Eldar army.

The next poster liked Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on June 28, 2009, 03:33:34 AM
Haven't seen it (yet)

The below poster didn't like the first transformer film.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: The Corsair on June 28, 2009, 05:56:21 AM
haven't seen it (yet)
the below poster HAS seen it
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Chaplain Swordwind on June 28, 2009, 10:16:36 AM
Yes I have, and I liked it well enough.

The next poster IS a transformer.  ;)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on June 28, 2009, 05:20:59 PM
Damn how did he find out...

The next poster will try to make me rust by throwing feces at me. (I'm really asking for it now :P)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on June 28, 2009, 05:32:04 PM
I wouldn't do such a [proceeds to fire at you with the watercannon of a firetruck]

The below poster liked the film Hard candy
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on June 28, 2009, 10:21:57 PM
Nope, to spotty, the plot and funny couldn't sustain me - FAIL.

The next poster liked Gran Torino (I was mildly surprised, Eastwood is so awesome).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: The Corsair on June 29, 2009, 02:17:39 AM
haven't seen it
the next poster will not ask the next next poster about movies
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jackolako on June 29, 2009, 04:47:08 AM
That's what you think buddy....

The next poster will have seen Terminator: Revenge of the fallen; and liked it.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on June 29, 2009, 12:38:09 PM
Hm did you mean TRANSFORMERS: revenge of the fallen ou Terminator: SALVATION there?

Did not see Transformers, do not intend to see it (did not like the first, and haven't seen much positive opinions about the second one. Never been a Transformers fan even when I was a kid).

And I quite liked Terminator Salvation.

The next poster will disagree with my opinions. But will respect them (hopefully).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Calamity on June 29, 2009, 06:23:00 PM
No...I pretty much agree with you on this one.  There was just something wrong with TF 2 to me.  It was too complected, and it tried too hard with the humour.

Salvation was OK.  It didn't have any really memorable bits that can go down in movie lore (by comparsion, Judgement day has dozens).  But it was a decent film none the less.

The next poster will think about wasting their money buying the licensed video games of these two films.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on June 29, 2009, 08:13:55 PM
Not really. Never liked games based on movies (the ones I've tried at least). I'm well served enough with my Mass Effect addiction (saw the Mass Effect 2 trailer and stuff...).

The next poster is also addicted to Bioware's RPGs (KotOR, Mass Effect, Jade Empire, ...)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on June 29, 2009, 08:28:08 PM
Nope, I really prefer table top games, hard to devote time so as to have a modified pile of ones and zeros.

The next poster likes tidly winks.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: burgers4me on July 2, 2009, 09:08:18 PM
I actually have no idea what those are, but I assume that they are the standard deep fried crud that passes for food.

The next poster is NOT American.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on July 2, 2009, 10:23:39 PM
I am from the CONTINENT of North America, but not the USA. That good enough?

The next poster is 1/10th American.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Chaplain Swordwind on July 3, 2009, 12:55:53 AM
True.  However, the remaining 9/10th's of me are ALSO American.  ;)

The next poster is as sick as I am of hearing about Michael Jackson on the news (over here in Iraq he is about 80% of the news, with the remaining 20% comprising of that Govenor from South Carolina and his affair).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on July 3, 2009, 01:16:36 AM
Simple solution, I don't watch the news; real life interferes too much with 40k.

The next poster doesn't spend enough time with their army.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Chaplain Swordwind on July 3, 2009, 01:29:57 AM
Simple solution, I don't watch the news; real life interferes too much with 40k.

The next poster doesn't spend enough time with their army.

Or too much time, depending on which army (the one I own, or the one that owns me) you are talking about.  ;)

The next poster doesn't HAVE enough time to spend with their army.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on July 3, 2009, 01:35:58 AM
Oh, too true. Actually, I finished my last assessment for a while today (pretty sure I just aced Tangents and Derivatives :P). So, I'll probably spend this afternoon changing the weapons on my Wraithlord.

The next poster liked Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (or wants to see it).

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Chaplain Swordwind on July 3, 2009, 01:42:24 AM
I want to see it.

Then next poster already has.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on July 3, 2009, 01:46:30 AM
I have, and I loved it. A few things I would have changed, but hey, what's the point in complaining, not like it's going to change anything?

The next poster is jealous of the fact that I AM Optimus Prime :P (in disguise)

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on July 3, 2009, 02:25:13 AM
No not really, I liked his brother better anyhow. (And you must read and comment on the latest intallment of my thrilling adeventure, I'm getting depressed!  :()

The next poster likes the film the fifth element.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on July 3, 2009, 02:33:50 AM
Never seen it

the next poster will not talk about the new Transformers movie.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: burgers4me on July 3, 2009, 09:27:28 AM
Will talk about the new Halo Movie, which I must see the trailer for and have heard good things.

The next poster has good things to share with us about the Halo Movie!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on July 3, 2009, 11:24:08 AM
I just remembered there was going to be a Halo movie  :P

Peter Jackson IIRC? I'm off to check the trailer (if it exists). Though I don't put much hope in it being good honestly. Movie about a video game... meh. Will probably be entertaining, with cool special effects and explosions... but in this end I don't think it will be a great movie that'll become a classic, y'know?

The next poster does not like Halo in general.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on July 4, 2009, 02:40:04 AM
Wrong.  I have all the games on X-box and i can't wait for the movie to come out.

Next person will talk about how Peter Jackson is a New Zealander and how we = win.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Calamity on July 4, 2009, 08:43:05 PM
Peter Jackson is a director from New Zealand, thats all I have to say about him.  But it is actually we (the Irish) who = win!  ;) 

The next poster is Irish too. 
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on July 4, 2009, 10:11:00 PM
Well... I'm pretty sure I've got an Irish ancestor, but not really. I'm still half-alcoholic, that good enough?

The next poster will make a joke about the Irish.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on July 4, 2009, 11:01:20 PM
How many Irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

28; 1 to hold the lightbulb and 27 to make the room spin  :D


Hear about the great new line of Irish inventions, such as the helicopter ejection seat and flyscreen windows on submarines?


Hear the joke about the Irish oyster farmer? He drowned in his tractor.

The next poster will tell more jokes

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: The Corsair on July 5, 2009, 04:34:27 AM
no
cant think of any jokes right now
tired sunday

the next poster has posted saying what the next poster will do and has been right
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on July 8, 2009, 11:42:33 PM
Of course, I'm a God, dur.

The next poster instantly has doubts of the above statement.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on July 9, 2009, 12:20:02 AM
I do not have doubts. Because if I did, I would get covered in monkey feces... again.

The next poster noes does not think jawmonke really exists, as the next poster is agnostic or atheist.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on July 9, 2009, 01:49:09 AM
Okay If I believe I really am God, that kind of eliminates the whole atheist thing, right?

The next poster agrees that, atheist or no, you may as well believe there is a God because if God in fact doesn't exist, they're not really out anything, but if God does, you're screwed.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on July 9, 2009, 04:22:19 AM
Sure why not

the next person thinks the original DOW series is better than DOWII
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on July 9, 2009, 06:19:07 AM
Haven't even tried a demo of DOWII as I've decided that I am sick of wasting time on virtual 40k, instead I greatly prefer the real thing.

The next poster will not be participating in the Ard Boyz this year.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on July 9, 2009, 08:14:08 AM
Whats Ard Boyz?

The next poster is amused by my lack of knowledge of community events...
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on July 9, 2009, 01:02:53 PM
To the best of my knowledge, Ard Boyz is a 40k tourney. That's pretty much all I can say about it :P

Don't really think I can be amused with your lack of knowledge considering mine.

The next poster will explain what is Ard Boyz and punish us for our ignorance.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on July 9, 2009, 01:18:09 PM
The Ard Boyz is the only tournament that matters. Nobody will ever win it because they painted very well, or built a fluffy army, but only had mediocre results on the table. There is no "Best General" award because the best general takes first even if he's using a grey army.

The below poster disagrees that the Ard Boyz is the best tournament of the year.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on July 9, 2009, 02:10:34 PM
Not at all, I'm actually contemplating taking an unpainted Ork army made almost entirely out of models from the starter set (Black Reach); it might be funny to kill off some uber-expensive armies using cheap ass models.

The next poster sees the logic.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on July 9, 2009, 09:45:33 PM
strangely i do..

The next poster will commiserate with me because my brother accidently  threw my new guard codex out when he was tidying downstairs :'( :'(
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on July 9, 2009, 10:37:53 PM
I say kill him. In a very violent manner.

The next poster likes to be covered in children's blood.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on July 10, 2009, 02:01:17 AM
Actually I prefer kittens, they're more cute; besides, I like the little monkies around because they make feeding time more chaotic meaning more kitten howling, flying gore, and spattering blood.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: The Corsair on July 11, 2009, 02:07:27 AM
I will also give no indication as to what I believe the next poster will do
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on July 11, 2009, 04:54:11 AM
I just love the eight thousand different tavern games, don't you? Each one has its subtle differences, most of which I miss. ;D

The next poster is a rule-following weiner.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on July 13, 2009, 02:00:09 AM
What rules? besides not killing anyone.

Dammit broke that one.

The next poster wanted to join Thalandir's thread but was too slow!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on July 13, 2009, 03:42:11 AM
Nope i got in on time, just. Thank you guilt vote!

The next poster is also in Thal's thread
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on July 13, 2009, 03:47:12 AM
Indeed I am.

The nex poster loves villains
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on July 13, 2009, 03:50:46 AM
Nope not really i like being the good guy that saves the day

the next poster is waiting for someone to post on thals thread
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on July 13, 2009, 03:52:30 AM
Well, aren't I popular....

The next poster, unlike me, has NOT been lazy about reading people's stories (sorry Jack, I'm reading yours now, been busy all arvo with the roleplay)

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on July 13, 2009, 03:57:02 AM
Indeed I read all the story updates when the appear in my new replies thingy.

The below poster has never read a story hear and should
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on July 13, 2009, 05:36:08 AM
I've read several stories actually

the next poster has read both long night and two hawks by Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on July 13, 2009, 05:38:29 AM
Indeed I have

The below poster will comment on the fact that we have reached the one hundreth page.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on July 13, 2009, 05:39:30 AM
Yes we have that's slightly sad...

the next poster will agree with me
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on July 13, 2009, 05:42:23 AM
I most certainly do.

The next poster will be having dinner soon

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on July 13, 2009, 05:49:28 AM
I had dinner 2 hours ago. Its 9:49pm here

The next poster lives in a different time zone to me
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: The Corsair on July 13, 2009, 05:50:27 AM
Sadly I don't (awwww)

the below poster hasn't had lasagne in over a week
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on July 13, 2009, 05:53:30 AM
Actually, I had it for lunch at work on Saturday. Was De-licious

The next poster likes Eldar

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on July 13, 2009, 05:55:16 AM
Yea i do, i have about 1000pts of them, small biel tan army. Swordwind ftw!!!  The Corsair are you saying that you are also a NZer?

The next poster is from the southern hemisphere
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on July 13, 2009, 06:12:47 PM
Sorry to dissapoint. I'm posting from my igloo right now. Ain't Canada fun?

The next poster really believes Canadians lives in igloos, wear lumberjack shirts and eat baby seals to survive. (Actually, the baby seals thing sounds like fun!)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on July 13, 2009, 06:26:26 PM
What.. ..do you mean?!? You dont.. .do that?!?!?  NOOOO!!!! MY WORLD IS RUINED!!!

The next poster is amused by my exaggeration..
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on July 13, 2009, 08:51:30 PM
No I'm not, here's a little known fact; did you know that Canadians cannot wear shoes as the hair on the tops of their feet prevent them from doing so?

The next poster knows even more tidbits about Canadians.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on July 13, 2009, 09:09:23 PM
They live in Canada ;D

The next poster can enlighten us about the current economical situation in Russia.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on July 13, 2009, 09:14:55 PM
Uhhh.. pass?

The next poster wishes there were plastic aspect warrior models
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on July 13, 2009, 09:16:28 PM
Nah, don't care.

The next poster will say "Meh"
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on July 14, 2009, 09:58:20 AM
BURMA!!! Sorrry, I panicked. (I watch too much Monty Python stuff oh youtube...)

The next poster did not know the sketch I just copied (The Exploding Pinguin BTW).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on July 14, 2009, 01:08:45 PM
I don't but I will check it out.

The below poster has seen dr. Horrible's sing along blog and loved it, like me ;D
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on July 15, 2009, 01:35:50 AM
Yes actually, I did like it, and a great ending to boot.

The next poster has yet to see the mentioned short film.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on July 15, 2009, 02:15:09 AM
Yep.

The next person collects marines (of any type).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Count von cordova on July 15, 2009, 02:41:09 AM
um ummmm i have some traitorous gk in my traitor army?

the next poster is going to commment on how gk can't be traitorous
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on July 15, 2009, 02:41:56 AM
They can't be traitorous!

The next poster is bored.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Count von cordova on July 15, 2009, 02:48:48 AM
argh yes i am

the next poster is an ork player! (i know risky right?)
wwaaagghh?
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on July 15, 2009, 03:30:11 AM
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GHHHH!!

The below poster speaks french
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on July 15, 2009, 03:51:11 AM
Bonsoir, mon frere. Croissant and baguette! hawhaw! (thats a french laugh btw)

And im going there in October.

The next poster knows as much french as I do
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: blinky jungle(REM) on July 15, 2009, 03:54:59 AM
I don't know how much you know so probably yes.

The next poster is... A GIANT MAN-EATING BEAR WITH 6 METRE LONG CLAWS AND STANDS 400 FEET HIGH AND WILL CONSUME US ALL!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on July 15, 2009, 03:56:58 AM
Indupitibably, my good friend.

The next poster is now watching tv.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: The Corsair on July 15, 2009, 05:05:25 AM
If I am at my computer, how can I be watching TV?

The next poster agrees with this statement
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Count von cordova on July 15, 2009, 05:41:44 AM
THATS PREPOSTEROUS!


THE NEXT POSTER THINKS I HAVE CAPS LOCK ON!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on July 15, 2009, 05:43:06 AM
THAT IS QUITE TRUE, GOOD SIR.

THE BELOW POSTER WILL EXECUTE ALT+F4.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on July 15, 2009, 05:47:37 AM
I'll execute you all in a minute...

The next poster is a cynic

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on July 15, 2009, 07:05:37 AM
Heh, yeah right... and the war in Iraq is going according to plan, huh? :P

The below poster will probably not be the above poster.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on July 15, 2009, 07:23:44 AM
You powers of prediction are scary

The below poster has seen a psychologist at least once in his life
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Count von cordova on July 15, 2009, 07:44:33 AM
dude . uncool



the below poster has never palyed dark eldar!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on July 15, 2009, 08:34:11 AM
Hah, that's as wrong as it can get! I AM Dark Eldar! Well, save for that little bit of me that is Tau.

The below poster is Papa SMurf
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on July 15, 2009, 12:39:36 PM
I resent those accusations. You shall pay for this insult!

The next poster actually likes the Ultramarines.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on July 15, 2009, 12:40:32 PM
No.

The below poster finds the whole idea behind chainswords ridicilious
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Chaplain Swordwind on July 15, 2009, 02:10:09 PM
Yeah, pretty much.  Chain saws grind their way through stuff... far too slow a process for dispatching your foes in hand to hand combat.  God help you if your motor shorts out... now its not even good for hacking.

The next poster has attempting to build their own chainsword.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on July 15, 2009, 02:13:11 PM
Nah, I,m way too lazy and crappy at building stuff to make one.

The next poster has to admit the idea of chainsword is cool, even though it doesn't really work.

I mean, it's like the depleted deuterium rounds. Sounds cool, but when you think about it... :P
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on July 16, 2009, 03:50:59 AM
Isn't that the case with everything in 40k?

The below poster agrees
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on July 16, 2009, 07:57:05 AM
Oh so true..

The next poster thinks that the Imperium would crush the Tau if GW allowed the timeline to move on.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on July 16, 2009, 08:07:52 AM
No, I think that the Tau are going to be royally screwed by the masses of Tyranids attacking them from the east. :P

The next poster is an Imperial fanboi

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on July 16, 2009, 08:09:07 AM
No, there's simply the least evil humans

The below poster doens't believe in evil.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Chaplain Swordwind on July 16, 2009, 08:10:34 AM
Well, I was initially drawn to this game by the Space Marine dreadnought... yeah I guess so.  But I'm an Eldar FANATIC.  ;)

The next poster is NOT an "Imperial fanboi".  ;)


EDIT:  DAMMIT, NINJA'D!!!

And no, I absolutely believe in Evil.

The next poster wasn't fast enough to Ninja me!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on July 16, 2009, 08:11:45 AM
I can ninja if I want. I simply choose not to... :o

The next poster has faced Nob bikerz before (i did yesterday)

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on July 16, 2009, 08:13:04 AM
Yes i have. It was fun, they died to 100 lasguns rapidfiring with 50 of them frfsrf-ing
The below poster wants a real life Valk
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Chaplain Swordwind on July 16, 2009, 08:14:39 AM
If by Valk you mean Valkarie, HELL YES!

The next poster disagrees.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on July 16, 2009, 08:18:22 AM
Hell no, i want one to

The next poster also wants one
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on July 16, 2009, 08:18:51 AM
I do ;). I'd love to drive a Valkyrie to school....

The next poster has actually used the 'go to ground' rule that wasn't forced from pinning.

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Chaplain Swordwind on July 16, 2009, 08:22:40 AM
I do ;). I'd love to drive a Valkyrie to school....

The next poster has actually used the 'go to ground' rule that wasn't forced from pinning.

~Thal


I haven't yet (actually, I forgot all about it!).

The next poster can tell me the name of the next book in the Horus Heresy series after Mechanicum, and/or when its going to be released.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on July 16, 2009, 08:25:03 AM
Ah, I'm still part-way through Fulgrim :P

The next poster has had their army called 'Cheesy' before

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on July 16, 2009, 08:25:55 AM
Sorry don't know anything about it

The next poster will comment on how every poster on this page except jack of blades collects a Beil Tan army GO THE SWORDWIND

EDIT: Ninja'd   
Nope i haven't
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Chaplain Swordwind on July 16, 2009, 08:28:24 AM
"Wow, every poster on this page (so far) except Jack of Blades has a Biel-Tan army!"  ;)

SilverRanger, if you are a Biel-Tan player, perhaps you should join our POC (follow the link in my sig if you are interested).

The next poster wants to read a battle report, and is on their way to that board to read my latest one (nothing like self-publicizing! ;) ).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on July 16, 2009, 08:30:38 AM
I'm part-way through now :P

The next poster will read CS's batrep, then look at my half-finished one and scoff

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on July 16, 2009, 08:31:38 AM
I'm really tempted to, infact i'll go do that now. (Join ur POC, not read your battle report. Sorry!)

The next poster will congratulate me on joining the swordwind

EDIT: Ninja'd again!!!
haven't got round to reading anyones report yet.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Chaplain Swordwind on July 16, 2009, 08:32:41 AM
Congradulations on joining the Swordwind!   ;D

The next poster is also a member.  ;)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on July 16, 2009, 08:34:04 AM
Indeed I am :P, one who spent all last night playing Planestrike and researching how the Eldar perform as the defender in it (expect a mini-article in the near future)

The next poster would like to try out Planetstrike but hasn't been able to yet

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: blinky jungle(REM) on July 16, 2009, 08:35:15 AM
very true

The next poster hasn't posted yet.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on July 16, 2009, 08:36:44 AM
Yep thats pretty much me

The next poster will post on my New starting eldar thread on the painting forum when i put it up tomorrow

EDIT: 3xNinja'd
I have posted..
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on July 16, 2009, 08:39:50 AM
I don't think so

The below poster has never been ninja'ed
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on July 16, 2009, 08:43:41 AM
Yea right - Tui
(New Zealand Joke, example: (http://i406.photobucket.com/albums/pp145/SilverRanger021/tui-billboard-lets-think-about-chri.jpg))
Tui is a beer company.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on July 16, 2009, 04:16:18 PM
I have never been ninjaed. (Sorry for totally ignoring your post SilverRanger, but seeing you forgot to call on next poster :P)

The below poster never forgot the rules of this game and always wrote something about the below poster. (Is it just me, or is that sentence just bad? :P)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on July 16, 2009, 08:29:59 PM
Unfortunately, i have forgotten twice. . . i think.

The next poster has ninjaed someone.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on July 16, 2009, 10:21:07 PM
Yup all the time lol

the next person hates the word "lol"
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on July 16, 2009, 10:23:26 PM
Used to, but then my gf got me into the habit of using it when we text each other.

The next person poster has experienced this as well.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Count von cordova on July 17, 2009, 01:29:56 AM
actually no.. i haven't...<<lol ::)

the next poster will comment on my avatar
<<<<<<<hint hint?
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: The Corsair on July 17, 2009, 01:46:58 AM
no
I already took the mickey out of you in the counter the unit game

the next poster also plays the counter the unit game
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Count von cordova on July 17, 2009, 01:48:10 AM
i do good job.

the next poster will clarify to me wth it means to take the mickey out.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on July 17, 2009, 02:04:51 AM
It means killing Mickey Mouse.

The next poster is a member LIEK IN PENIS

Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on July 17, 2009, 03:01:11 AM
Duh.

The next poster is a male humanoid, around 20-30 years of age
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on July 17, 2009, 03:34:48 AM
No, I'm in fact an intelligent dog who types this with my nose.

The below poster believes me.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Cortez on July 17, 2009, 03:36:13 AM
I wish. My dog is so stupid, so I wouldn't believe it.

Unless you showed us a video . . .

The next poster will post a video of themselves.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on July 17, 2009, 03:37:13 AM
I will not

The next poster will, however

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Count von cordova on July 17, 2009, 06:06:40 AM
i CANNOT though i would..sadly i have no camera to take a video

the next poster will be sad that i did not post a vid
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on July 19, 2009, 06:39:43 PM
Terribly, God knows I love me some Youtube. ::)

the next poster has been spending more time online than me (getting ready for the Ard Boyz semi-finals).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on July 20, 2009, 02:52:16 AM
Dunno, I've been online only for 33 days and 8 hours  ::)

The below poster is called Frank
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on July 20, 2009, 02:54:39 AM
Nope.

The below poster once lied about their name
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on July 20, 2009, 04:24:21 AM
True. It says in my passport that my name is sir Cornelius Gigglesworth, Duke of Chestington-upon-Tyke.

The below poster has nothing better to do than hang out in the Tavern.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on July 20, 2009, 08:39:41 AM
I just woke up, what other kind of debauchery could I be up to right now?

The below poster can think of one other rather obvious kind.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on July 20, 2009, 04:49:54 PM
Is you're refrigarator stuffed...

The below poster has Empire: total war.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on July 20, 2009, 06:30:29 PM
No.

The next poster play one of GW's Specialist Game.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on July 20, 2009, 06:53:11 PM
Played a little BFG with my friends a while ago... It was fun. I'd really like if more people started it (and if there were more BFG minis at my LGS)

The next poster tried BFG and did not like it.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on July 20, 2009, 08:40:09 PM
Wrong, I just bouth a 2K Eldar Corsair fleet for 65$$ on e-bay, now doing the same with an Imperial fleet, just to have two of them easier to get someone in, incentive and all.
Wit ha bit of luck I will manage to drag some more players in. :)

The below poster play RPG(s).

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on July 20, 2009, 08:47:01 PM
Not in a very long time, I prefer wargames; why mess with one character when I really want to control an army?

The next poster is similarly inclined.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on July 20, 2009, 08:56:19 PM
Seems taht we follow the same line of thought. ;)

The next poster nver played a cliché charcater in a RPG (I won't believe a NO).

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Count von cordova on July 20, 2009, 08:57:25 PM
well then yes i have not ;D

the next poster just read my post
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on July 20, 2009, 09:09:30 PM
No I have not read your post, it is mere luck that makes me answer to the last line of your post.  ::)

The next poster disciplines his dices that roll ones.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on July 20, 2009, 10:43:30 PM
Since I threatened them or rape they rolled quitte well...

The below poster asn't felt Sanctjud's love (yet).

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on July 20, 2009, 10:46:01 PM
Define 'love'  :-*. I may have, or I may not have.

The next poster finds the majority of Tavern Posters utterly disturbing

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on July 20, 2009, 10:49:47 PM
Yes, I am surrounded by weird people...

The next poster (is better) BELIVE Me.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on July 21, 2009, 12:39:54 AM
More sane, not bloody likely, but you gits will never catch me.

The next poster so eccentric that they're completely normal.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on July 21, 2009, 01:52:07 AM
Tallyho, jolly old chap! Your statement is indeed quite the correct one! Bolly! Tea and crumpets! Yes, indeed.

The following poster has quite a profound respect for English gentlemen.

Yes...
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on July 21, 2009, 02:41:43 AM
No.

The below poster has once woken up tired.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on July 21, 2009, 02:46:58 AM
Sure, everyday! But that's just because I'm lazy.

The below poster is either epileptic, narcoleptic or a combination of those two.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on July 21, 2009, 03:14:46 AM
I prefer the term sociopath, thanks.

the next poster is my trigger.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: burgers4me on July 21, 2009, 03:24:02 AM
Burgers!

The next poster shall watch the tell us how they feel.....

Pure Randomness (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J43HKq5XIyQ&NR=1#lq-hq)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on July 21, 2009, 03:27:52 AM
Lame, no cat girls and hardly random.

The next poster will post a random set of three pictures or images.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on July 21, 2009, 11:35:17 AM
(http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x187/Starrakatt/dvd_sharks_in_venice.jpg)(http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x187/Starrakatt/bloodthirster.gif)(http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x187/Starrakatt/e8eab0c6a6c35b25d310f22574a50ecf.jpg)

The next poster slept with a dog.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on July 21, 2009, 11:57:28 AM
Yeah, because that Jessica Alba is such a be-atch  ::)

The below poster thinks my joke is hilarious ;D
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on July 21, 2009, 12:03:04 PM
I wish I could

The next poster is offended by Sams joke
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on July 21, 2009, 12:07:55 PM
Really I am?

The next poster is offended that the Avatar loses in the image posted by Starky. Eldar FTW.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on July 21, 2009, 12:08:20 PM
Not really, I thought it was quite funny. Well done, Samuel, well done indeed, old chap!

The below poster is also a egomaniac.

EDIT: Ninja the Kid ruined my reply...
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on July 21, 2009, 12:33:07 PM
We are Taverners, that was a neoplasm.

The next poster wish for 26 hour days.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on July 21, 2009, 12:45:45 PM
Sure do. Those two extra hours would be spent here in the Tavern!

The below poster








































































































































































































































































































































































just scrolled through loads of black space.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on July 21, 2009, 12:50:19 PM
I made it quick by dragging to right screen's scroll down marker to the bottom. :P

The next poster says no more often than yes.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctorum on July 21, 2009, 01:19:47 PM
No thats not true! Wait....

The next poster is wearing mittens
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on July 21, 2009, 01:24:36 PM
Only Marvs.

The below poster no what I meant by that.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on July 21, 2009, 08:23:05 PM
Nope and I don't care.

The next poster will care more.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on July 21, 2009, 11:05:07 PM
Nah I don't really care either.

The next poster likes chocolate. hmmm... chocolate :)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on July 21, 2009, 11:55:25 PM
Chocolates are good, especially with beer.

The next poster have done something awful recently, and will share it with us, the helpful Tavern community.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on July 22, 2009, 12:23:41 AM
It's true, I bought some Bakon vodka recently. It's exactly as terrible as it sounds.


The below poster will now purchase some Bakon just to see how bad it is.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on July 22, 2009, 12:27:37 AM
I refuse to go that far just to prove your point, I am quite ready to believe you on your word.

The next poster experimented something very satisfying (but not some perverted taste for Bakon vodka) and will also share it.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on July 22, 2009, 01:46:25 AM
Yes. For the recent Ard Boyz I was fiddling with the ol' Deathwing and I decided that I was tired of losing. So over the course of three days I assembled 150+ Orks, the vast majority of which coming from the Assault on Black Reach starter set. I placed second. I didn't even paint them other than to place a dab so to be able to tell the squads apart. I find I really enjoy the Orks; something about throwing hundreds to their death, ill-equipped and innefficient, yet overwhelming my enemies with massive numbers (100+ attacks on a charge!).

The next poster doesn't like Orks.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on July 22, 2009, 01:55:18 AM
Damn right!

The next poster would like a Flesh Hound as pet.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on July 22, 2009, 01:57:56 AM
Nah, my Eldar don't tear up the furniture as bad and they only eat skittles.

The next poster poster is now angered.

"You meanie, leave the Eldar alone! They're so kewl!"
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on July 22, 2009, 04:14:05 AM
Nah, you can do whatever you want to the eldar.

The below poster will start a 'I hate JackofBlades' thread over this.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on July 22, 2009, 04:55:43 AM
Already did. http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=186860.0 (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=186860.0)

The below poster will post in my thread ::)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on July 22, 2009, 05:05:23 AM
Oh I posted alright.

[smashes handful of doo into Sam's face]

The next poster is suddenly compelled to read Sammy's thread.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on July 22, 2009, 05:08:24 AM
Sure am.

Brilliant thread!

The below poster's last name is Fudge.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: The Black Dahlia Murder on July 22, 2009, 12:02:35 PM
It was Fudge long ago. How did you know...unless you are stalking me... *shiver*

The next poster will find out if Sammy here is stalking me. 
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on July 22, 2009, 01:15:03 PM
WE ALL ARE...

The next poster has computer problems.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctorum on July 22, 2009, 02:22:49 PM
Yes, but I know how to fix it, just needs moneyz....

The next poster is posting from work
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Chaplain Swordwind on July 22, 2009, 02:55:53 PM
True, but I'm at work (in Iraq) for the entire year, so posting from home is difficult.  ;)

The next poster is also posting from an international destination (as opposed to their home country).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on July 22, 2009, 04:03:56 PM
Nope I'm in the sweet motherland.

The below poster is willing to make a bet on how long the 'I hate JackofBlades' thread will last.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: wraithlordalex on July 22, 2009, 04:28:56 PM
Depends whats on the table Jack, I bet a week.

The next poster will be better than mine.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on July 22, 2009, 04:35:20 PM
Of course I'm better, I'm the Monkey!

The next poster is in fact, a toaster.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: argos5 on July 22, 2009, 05:19:58 PM
*spits out gauss flayed toast*

... stupid monkey!

The next poster will have a daemonette of slaanesh as their userpic!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on July 22, 2009, 05:21:22 PM
If my current avy wasn't so totally awesome, I'd change it just because of what you said.

The next poster is anxiously awaiting an update in my game :P

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: argos5 on July 22, 2009, 05:30:15 PM
THat's surprising... I'm actually chasing each of your posts around to actually wonder... "WHY ARE YOU STALLING?!"  :P

The next poster wants to beat Thalandir and sacrifice his eldar, for not updating the Tavern Game...
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: wraithlordalex on July 22, 2009, 05:35:56 PM
I'd like to update this thread and add.

The next poster will belong to a Mod.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on July 22, 2009, 10:16:00 PM
If I would ever sleep.

The next poster is illiterate.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on July 22, 2009, 11:43:21 PM
It's true, I only guess at the meaning of each post and hope my reply makes sense.



The next poster has been employed as a haberdasher at some point in their life.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on July 23, 2009, 02:14:19 AM
Don't know what a haberdasher is and I'm to lazy to look it up on uncyclopedia, but yeah, I probably have...

All of the below poster is belong to me.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on July 23, 2009, 01:14:35 PM
Oh-YES Masta, please whip me as hard as you can!

The next poster have been whipped at least once.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on July 23, 2009, 01:20:54 PM
No comment.

The below poster is happier not knowing.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on July 23, 2009, 01:51:01 PM
No-no, I want details...

The next poster have pics to go along them.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on July 23, 2009, 04:43:03 PM
Yeah but they're always blurry as I'm trying to take a picture while whipping a gimp.

The next poster likes their cage.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on July 23, 2009, 06:46:18 PM
Only when we share it.

The below poster is mentally sane.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on July 23, 2009, 06:47:59 PM
I am not :P.

The next poster believes that they have mystical powers.

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: wraithlordalex on July 23, 2009, 06:49:37 PM
I probably do.

The next poster will be out of date. And may need a revamp.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on July 23, 2009, 06:51:32 PM
Obviously. When I need to drink I taste Knob Creak, when I need to beslubber I taste...not Knob Creak, when I need to...actually, that's all I ever need.

The below poster is an Eldar player.

Yes, actually, because I was ninja'd
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on July 23, 2009, 06:52:33 PM
The best one yeah...

The below poster is phisically sick.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on July 23, 2009, 08:52:51 PM
Nah, fit like a fiddle, now lets just not look too close at the Monkies' noggin, eh?

The next poster has managed to trap their member in an embarassing object (e.g. mailbox, toaster, gas tank, etc...)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on July 24, 2009, 02:14:06 AM
Not yet, though I remember your toasted thing. What a laugh it was, heh? [punch shoulder] ;D

The below poster is an awful liar.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: The Corsair on July 24, 2009, 02:16:07 AM
Hell no

I dodn't even have micro expressions
I can lie perfectly if I want

The next poster has heard of micro expressions
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on July 24, 2009, 06:42:49 AM
Eh, Waaa?

The next poster will comment on the fact that I've changed my avvy..
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on July 24, 2009, 07:08:56 AM
It's ooooold. Numerous users have had that one already.

The below poster just had lunch. Just like me! :D
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on July 24, 2009, 07:10:41 AM
umm.. no i'm just about to go to bed, Its past midnight here...

The next poster owns a katana
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on July 24, 2009, 07:13:04 AM
I do, but I've misplaced it. In someone's guts I think.

The below poster knows it's one o' clock ovy here in Sweden
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on July 24, 2009, 07:15:14 AM
i do now

the next poster will tell me whether to buy dark reapers or fire dragons next for my eldar
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on July 24, 2009, 07:18:40 AM
Reapers, because Dragons are just meh... They have cool weapons though.

The below poster led a full life.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on July 24, 2009, 07:21:35 AM
'Led' being the key word, past tense. Now.. not so much..

The next poster is polish
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on July 24, 2009, 07:23:06 AM
I'm polished yes. Very shiny indeed ;D

The below poster is flapanesee.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on July 24, 2009, 07:24:41 AM
not so flappy, i dont think so

the below poster is a full member
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on July 24, 2009, 07:27:41 AM
Indeed.

The below poster is only a Junior.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on July 24, 2009, 07:29:13 AM
Indeed

The below poster has posted in the last 5 mins
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on July 24, 2009, 07:29:58 AM
Correct.

The below poster won't get any more answers from me, because now I have to do some serious working ;)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on July 24, 2009, 07:32:24 AM
Awww..

the below poster probably wont here anything from me either as i have to get up in 5 hours and i should probably get some sleep
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: wraithlordalex on July 24, 2009, 12:27:40 PM
That would be a great relief.

The below poster wants my blood.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on July 24, 2009, 01:01:36 PM
MUHAHAHAHHAHA. Yes

The next poster will be some type of vampire
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on July 24, 2009, 05:18:52 PM
How did you know  ;). Funny story but, when I was kid I really did convince myself that I was a vampire at one stage.

The next poster has believed at one point or another that they were from another planet.

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on July 24, 2009, 05:21:13 PM
No, played with the idea but nothing more.

The below poster is from another planet
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on July 24, 2009, 05:49:01 PM
Yes.

The next poster wanna know exactly which.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on July 24, 2009, 10:01:45 PM
Nope, already know.  ;)

The next poster will also know.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: The Corsair on July 26, 2009, 01:00:42 AM
know wat??
lol jj

the next person was wrong two or more times during the previous day
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on July 26, 2009, 02:10:25 AM
Yeah, I could've sworn they were the ones that owed me money, but then again skinning them only helps to strengthen my reputation as a man-killing ape.

The next poster is scared of the idea of a large simian ripping their skin from their body.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: wraithlordalex on July 26, 2009, 09:13:07 AM
The avatar above me is bananas from sleep deprivation.

The next poster will tell me not to bring up threads that aren't current.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on July 26, 2009, 11:57:30 AM
Yes please don't. Do you have any idea how irritating it is to see that thread that you wished you had never posted in show up again?

"ugh, the female space marine thread again, gah!"

The next poster did not have the displeasure of witnessing that thread (became very irritating).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on July 26, 2009, 03:17:08 PM
Alas, I did, because I used to frequent the Space Marines board.

The next poster has never seen me post outside the Tavern.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on July 26, 2009, 04:23:31 PM
Maybe once or twice, but it has been quite a while.

The next poster feels the pull of the tavern calling them back.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on July 26, 2009, 04:30:19 PM
Quite the reverse actually, but it will pass.

The next poster have tasted and swallowed it all.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on July 26, 2009, 04:33:44 PM
What can I say, its hard to not eat a gerbil once you've started licking it like a lollipop.

The next poster has never eaten a still-living creature.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on July 26, 2009, 05:32:03 PM
Yes I have.

The below poster is curious what's behind the mask
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on July 27, 2009, 01:24:21 AM
Nah, I'll know what's behind it as soon as it leaks out of the cracks after kicking it.

The next poster wouldn't kick someone in the face (and thats why you'll lose).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on July 27, 2009, 03:30:02 AM
I've done it before, many times...

The next poster Isn't fooled by my tough guy comment..
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on July 27, 2009, 03:37:59 AM
Not if you have the word zappy under your avvy.

The below poster has reson to sleep with one eye open.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on July 27, 2009, 04:35:22 AM
Yep, Raktra can get pretty handsy sometimes, must keep my guard up at all times.

The next poster is disturbed by the above statement.

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on July 27, 2009, 04:53:39 AM
Thal you and Raktras relation is very, very disturbing. It's more disturbing than seeing green flying pigs with purple spots.

The below poster agrees
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on July 27, 2009, 06:07:28 AM
agreed.

The below poster agrees that both Thal and Raktra should both be castrated, just in case..
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on July 27, 2009, 07:39:33 AM
Sure, if I can have what's left of that procedure for dinner. M-mm, testicles, ketchup and a slice of spicy bread. My favorite P-:

The below poster is also a gourmet.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on July 27, 2009, 12:56:53 PM
Uh...no...

The below poster will be disgusted by that statement.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on July 27, 2009, 03:08:26 PM
Which there are quitte a lot of disgustable statements on this page.

The below posters fears for the future of mankind.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on July 27, 2009, 04:07:42 PM
No, not really, I figure we'll all be reduced to ash eventually if left to our own devices, so why bother worrying.

The below poster is mildly amused that Jack's post about the other posts on this page was at the top.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on July 27, 2009, 05:03:05 PM
No, there's nothing anusing in there. This is a serious game.

The below poster agree (or should, or else...).

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on July 27, 2009, 07:28:34 PM
Internet: Serious Business.

The next poster agrees witht he following comic.
http://xkcd.com/386/ (http://xkcd.com/386/)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on July 27, 2009, 09:01:53 PM
Indeed, so true.

The next poster is wisearse.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on July 27, 2009, 11:46:37 PM
I hope I'm not.

The next poster will think I am.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on July 28, 2009, 01:18:53 AM
Your an amateur; now take notes from the master.

The next poster can't remember a stat line to save their life and has routinely messed up games of 40k so bad they felt remorse afterwards.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on July 28, 2009, 01:37:13 AM
Shut up smartarse!!

The next poster is 12% insane
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on July 28, 2009, 04:42:27 AM
Absolutely not I am one hundred percent pure and bonafide insanity.

The below poster has nothing better do to in their miserable empty existence than spend time in the tavern (like me ;D)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on July 28, 2009, 05:22:54 AM
Yep, but I get payed for doing so ;)

The below poster is jealous because of this!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on July 28, 2009, 05:48:46 AM
OMG YOU GET PAID FOR THIS!!!!!!

The below poster finds text in all caps really annoying
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on July 28, 2009, 05:50:08 AM
No, I don't, but it's against forum rules so I won't do it myself.

The below poster is also calm as a cucumber.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on July 28, 2009, 05:54:47 AM
Yes I am... *Fidget*

The below poster is Sir Sam Vines and we will each respond to each other in turn again like we did the other night for like 1/2 an hour..
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on July 28, 2009, 05:58:59 AM
Unfortunately not.

The below poster is eithe Silverranger or Sam and they are angry at me for disturbing their rambling
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on July 28, 2009, 05:59:17 AM
Yes, it is I!

However, I will go on lunch now, so see you in ~1hr!

The below poster will wish me bon appetite!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on July 28, 2009, 06:05:35 AM
Bon appetite

I guess I'll go to bed then.. *sigh...*
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on July 28, 2009, 07:24:12 AM
The below poster will predict something about the poster below them, unlike SilverRanger  ::).

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on July 28, 2009, 07:28:11 AM
Of course I will.

The below poster will at some point die by Garbage's hands.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on July 28, 2009, 07:31:27 AM
I hope not.

The below poster  will make a snide comment
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on July 28, 2009, 07:38:35 AM
You all suck....grumble, grumble.

Nah, I'm a happy person, I don't say snide things  ;D. Much.

The next poster is also happy.

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on July 28, 2009, 07:40:07 AM
Most of the time, although I do have my moments.

They below poster has been very gloomy this week.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on July 28, 2009, 07:45:46 AM
Nup, I'm actually kinda glad that school is back.

Plus, this weekend will be a very good one.

The next poster is annoyed by the little things, and knows that they really shouldn't, but can't help but get annoyed all the time.

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on July 28, 2009, 07:46:18 AM
That's about right yeah. I feel like such a total emo. I need to go and cut myself...

The below poster is a hippie.

EDIT: Ninjaed
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on July 28, 2009, 07:58:42 AM
No although I do have hippie friends.

The below poser agrees with Cartman on the subject of hippies
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on July 28, 2009, 03:08:08 PM
No idea with that is...so I'm going ot have to say no.

The next poster will tell me what that means.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on July 28, 2009, 03:21:18 PM
Cartman hates hippies so much, he goes around South Park dressed in a vermin exterminator suit, gasses them and locks them up in his basement.

The below poster has dreamed of locking somebody up in their basement.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on July 28, 2009, 08:12:57 PM
Dreamed or remembered that they were down there?

The next poster was not aware just how long you can go without feeding or watering a human (what can I say? I'm forgetful).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on July 28, 2009, 09:38:17 PM
Sadly not.

The next poster will have had a nasty accident with jawmonkey somtime over their lives.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on July 28, 2009, 11:34:03 PM
My abuse of my Modly powers is hardly an "accident" (although me becoming a mod, well.....)


The next poster has a crazy theory as to how I gained modship in the first place.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on July 29, 2009, 01:19:05 AM
Yeah, but kids might be online so I'll refrain from voicing that theory.

The next poster will have something witty to say, but it will fail and sound lame instead.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on July 29, 2009, 04:18:08 AM
Cake!

Please?
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on July 29, 2009, 05:25:40 AM
No, more cake for you!

The below poster is a Seinfield fan.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on July 29, 2009, 05:26:57 AM
Sure, Newman is the amphetamine parrot!

The below poster ate vomit for breakfast.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on July 29, 2009, 05:31:27 AM
How wrong you are, sir.

The below poster has once done a job that made them feel dirty.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on July 29, 2009, 05:42:00 AM
Everyday. Well, at least it pays damn good.

The below poster lost his job because of the financial crisis.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on July 29, 2009, 08:39:52 AM
No, but I lose one or two days a month - even that sux.

The next poster's school has closed because of teh financial crisis.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on July 29, 2009, 08:42:46 AM
I am currently school-less. Now if only I could change the name of the school on my diploma to that of some random high school in L.A.

The below poster noticed Starky's broken color.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on July 29, 2009, 08:44:48 AM
I did indeed

The next poster will comment on broken colour.

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on July 29, 2009, 08:46:14 AM
That is broken color.

The below poster will find my answer satisficious.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on July 29, 2009, 08:55:01 AM
Not particularitatiousl y.

The next poster is full of himself. Or herself. Or itself.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on July 29, 2009, 08:58:12 AM
Truth be told, I'm a bit of each. I'm physically a male, but I tend to play as females in games that allow it (check out the Superheroes RPG), and I like to pretend that I'm an Autobot (which would technically be 'its'). And I can be full of myself. Sometimes...

The below poster laughed at my post.

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Calamity on July 29, 2009, 08:26:52 PM
Lol.  Well, it's fun to pretend.

The next poster hates bright colours, cuz they are dull.



Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on July 29, 2009, 08:41:55 PM
They remind me of sunlight which repulses me, hissssss!

The next poster hates the smell of garlic.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: dregogg on July 29, 2009, 09:53:06 PM
aaaagh! it burns us!!  ;D

i think the next poster will be posting on a netbook.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on July 29, 2009, 10:08:34 PM
Just the ol trusty desktop, sorry.

The next poster has had a strange experience where they left wondering if they did in fact have awesome mind powers.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: dregogg on July 29, 2009, 10:26:01 PM
OMG I knew you were going to say that ;)

the next posterwill probably be tierd of me and jawa monkey going back and forth in this thread.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on July 29, 2009, 10:28:08 PM
I so hate reading my crap, I wish I would just log off so hard, geeze!

The next poster is not as hard on themselves.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on July 30, 2009, 12:16:18 AM
Nope, positive self esteem all the way "I'll always do better next time"

The next poster thinks that the shrink who invented the term 'self esteem' should be shot in the face with a javelin missile.  "No don't call him a bad person It'll hurt his self esteem..."
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: dregogg on July 30, 2009, 04:03:04 PM
DIE!!!

the next poster will have an ego so over-inflated that he thinks that he can come up with better responses than every one on this page.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on July 30, 2009, 04:04:50 PM
you called ME?

The next poster should welcome dregogg in the Tavern... (I do) ;)

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: dregogg on July 30, 2009, 04:14:21 PM
welcome aboard!!

the next poster might be a weirdo like me.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on July 30, 2009, 04:20:58 PM
Pfft, most certainly not.

The next poster is a dignified, fairly normal but humorless git.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: dregogg on July 30, 2009, 04:26:16 PM
like h@!! i am.

the next posters avatar is a vampire in a sewer.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on July 30, 2009, 04:27:35 PM
No, it is home.

The next poster is a wannabe SM.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on July 30, 2009, 10:30:02 PM
WHAT?! What did you say about me! I challenge you to a duel for this slight on my honor!

The next poster will choose the weapons for the duel.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on July 30, 2009, 10:31:58 PM
Eviscerators.

The below poster will enjoy my abnormal cheer because I get to talk to Alex-Chan.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on July 30, 2009, 10:48:59 PM
If by "enjoy" you mean "now needs several drinks", then yes.


The next poster is already inebriated.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on July 30, 2009, 10:51:50 PM
No, I wish. I haven't gotten sloshed in like...a week...or two...I don't remember.

The below poster remembers.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on July 30, 2009, 10:53:52 PM
Yes, and I wish I didn't. I'd never seen that many sheep before in my life....

The next poster has an even better story.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on July 30, 2009, 11:00:29 PM
Oh, I have my stories. Wisconsin'll never be the same.

Now knows the reason for the Great Cheddar Shortage of Whenever the beslubber There Was a Cheddar Shortage.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on July 31, 2009, 02:23:11 AM
No, I don not, but I guess it has to do something with a fellow who goes by the name of Jester.

The below poster WILL elaborate (as I clearly can't).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on July 31, 2009, 09:43:42 AM
Yeah, some kind of infection hit the fromage production in Quebec (one of da biggest producers) last year, source is was unknown... until now. I guess it came from Jester... no big surprise really...

I praise the ignorant and the Simple for they would have slept better tonight without that knowledge. The next poster would also have preferred NOT to know.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on July 31, 2009, 07:12:59 PM
Thanks for the advance warning, I made a point to not read any previous posts; (here's a sweet qoute for you)

For if ignorance is bliss, I must surely be in paradise.

The next poster will not use the provided line.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: The Corsair on July 31, 2009, 07:50:24 PM
I won't but I will notice it's similarity to a particular scene in The Matrix

The next poster has seen The Matrix
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on July 31, 2009, 08:32:44 PM
Thanks for dredging that up, now I'll have nightmares.

"Keanu you suck, no more acting, ugh"

the next poster has trouble with his movies as well (no matter what role he takes I still view him as his character in Bill and Ted ~ "The Matrix is bogus dude!"
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on July 31, 2009, 11:17:24 PM
It's so true. But it makes Matrix 2 and 3 watchable if you picture him like that.


The next poster wishes Matrix 2 and 3 never got made.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on August 1, 2009, 12:04:41 AM
I actually haven't seen either of them

The below poster will be suprised by that
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on August 1, 2009, 12:17:33 AM
I actually haven't seen either of them

The below poster will be suprised by that
No. What's the Matrix?

The next poster will clarify.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on August 1, 2009, 01:42:04 AM
A trilogy about Robots taking over and humans being stuck inside a sort of mind-prison called 'The Matrix' (real-day life for us, the humans don't know that their actual bodies are lying in tubes).

The next poster will comment on the fact that I get told I look like Keanu all the the time

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on August 1, 2009, 07:45:09 PM
I'm so sorry; so was it due to a birth deffect or horrible accent?

"Dude, I can't believe you said that! That was sooo bogus!"

The next poster doesn't understand the line in italics above.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: dregogg on August 1, 2009, 09:04:17 PM
what did he say?! ;D

the next poster will be a "normal person".
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on August 2, 2009, 04:48:23 AM
Nope normal doesn't exist.

The below poster agrees.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on August 2, 2009, 12:48:02 PM
Normal people don't exist in the tavern.

The next poster will contradict the above statement.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on August 2, 2009, 01:04:05 PM
Normal people don't exist. There's just me and the voices in my head that are normal!

The below poster is jealous that the voices are talking to me.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: blinky jungle(REM) on August 2, 2009, 01:56:47 PM
Erm... Do it, Blinky say yes. *Rolls eyes* Don't do it listen to me.

Which one should I choose? *Looks down at stomach* The Spaghetti! What with. *Head speaks* meat custard


Your right I should choose the spaghetti with custard mixed in with meat stock.

the below person should explain the meaning of normal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: dregogg on August 2, 2009, 02:50:46 PM
normal is a relative term.

the below poster will think otherwise.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on August 2, 2009, 06:15:18 PM
Nah, the universe is chaos, we only assign laws and rules to indicate normalcy so to keep our heads from exploding (or something like that).

The next poster agrees that space is shaped like a saddle; so that we can ride it to obvlivion!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on August 2, 2009, 06:56:34 PM
Given that you wear said saddle... OH YEAH BABY, HOOF IT UP!

The below poster is, in some weirdly circular way, mindlocked on a particular subject NOT involving women or smoked fish.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on August 2, 2009, 11:38:25 PM
He's right, actually. I'm mindlocked on an animatronic ficus tree (I wish I was joking).


Good news! The below poster is now hearing Prof. Farnsworth read this post.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on August 2, 2009, 11:43:38 PM
Aaah, sadly, no. But I can hear the cat though, although its discourse is somewhat less... eclectic.

The next poster wished he knew what that discussion is about and the depth of it's philosophical level.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on August 3, 2009, 01:16:19 AM
A two month philosophy class in college was more than I'll ever need thank you very much.

The next poster agrees that reality is utter chaos given pathetic rules and laws by man in a sad attempt to make sense of the madness and irrationality of our existence. Embrace the logic of the Monkey God and ye shall become Gods yourself!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on August 3, 2009, 01:42:41 AM
"Agreed that Gods don't show so much of that humiliating tentatives to bend the (relative) chaotic reality, they just do as they want and screw the universe. - A. Einstein

The below poster shall be bluntly mean to a noob. (But not too much or he'll cry...)

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on August 3, 2009, 01:44:29 AM
Yes, you noob, Bow to me...  ;D

The below poster will find a witty retort.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on August 3, 2009, 04:23:24 AM
I tell you as soon as I find where I put it down...

The next poster has found something weird.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: blinky jungle(REM) on August 3, 2009, 04:27:09 AM
I have found many things weird all of them too weird to explain.

The below poster wants to find out what these weird things are.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on August 3, 2009, 04:31:22 AM
Nah, more fun to assume... I'm sorry you had to see that incident with the squid and your grandpa BTW.

The next poster really did experience a quirky incident involving a platypus, a family member, and a high speed chase.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: blinky jungle(REM) on August 3, 2009, 04:34:39 AM
No not really except for when that platypus hijacked our car and got chased by the police.

The below poster really doesn't want to know what happens next.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on August 3, 2009, 04:38:50 AM
No, no tell me; I'm all ears and filth encrusted fur.

The next poster can generate an equally absurd nonsensical line.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on August 3, 2009, 10:30:55 AM
It's highly dependant of my celestial position in the grand scheme of the Shadow Fish Caligraphic Society, I will need to ask.

The next poster should get up from his lazy arse and go empty that bladder.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on August 3, 2009, 10:33:01 AM
Just did, actually.

The below poster thinks I should continue trying to convince the subtitles on Fireball to work.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: blinky jungle(REM) on August 3, 2009, 10:36:51 AM
Maybe but it depends on the religious conditions of making a Monkey and a Rabbit make babies in a tree-frog kennel.

Yes, whatever you said voice in my head.

The next poster thinks I am crazy.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on August 3, 2009, 10:43:48 AM
Nothing new there... ::)

The next poster is annoyed enough with non-working subs to go and get another version.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: blinky jungle(REM) on August 3, 2009, 10:46:14 AM
Maybe

Yes or no I haven't decided

The next poster is annoyed because Top gear on dave is always the old ones with black helmet stig.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on August 3, 2009, 10:56:03 AM
NO.

The next poster DO notice ridiculously small and hidden black text.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: blinky jungle(REM) on August 3, 2009, 10:58:18 AM
Well I think I would. No you wouldn't

The below poster is going to be annoyed at my antics.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on August 3, 2009, 11:20:48 AM
annoyed doesn't start to describe it. (Nah, just kidding)

The below must vote in the fiction contest. Do it, do it now!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: blinky jungle(REM) on August 3, 2009, 11:21:44 AM
No not unless you read my story.

The below poster needs to read my story.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on August 4, 2009, 12:31:17 AM
Well, I'm a mod, I read everything.


The next poster will start posting more carefully, having been reminding of my eternal vigilance.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on August 4, 2009, 12:32:47 AM
Please... ::)

The next poster is gunning to bring the Tavern down.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on August 4, 2009, 12:48:48 AM
I will dance naked around the tavern's ashes, you bastards!

The next poster is less cunning.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on August 4, 2009, 01:09:30 AM
Like in dancing in the tavern while its burning? Sure I am.

The next poster is squirming in fear under Jambob's scrutiny. Not Eller. Eller is... of no consequence.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on August 4, 2009, 10:40:20 AM
This is a trick question. If I say I fear him, he will find out why, and modhammer me. If I say I don't fear him, he will modhammer me just so I fear him.

The next poster does not fear the modhammer.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on August 4, 2009, 10:42:34 AM
No, not at all.

The below poster enjoys taunting its wielders.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: blinky jungle(REM) on August 5, 2009, 01:35:13 PM
*Evil Laugh* Yes.

Now the below poster wants a go with a modshield. (it means you are protected from mods)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on August 5, 2009, 11:13:15 PM
Such a thing doesn't exist...

The next poster will agree.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on August 5, 2009, 11:17:17 PM
It's so true. I'd know otherwise.


The next poster will try to make a modshield now.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on August 6, 2009, 01:17:07 AM
No need for one, for I have Dux's favour (and by favour I mean he finds me too amusing to ban).

The next poster hates the mods and believes that they are sadistic, cruel beings...

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on August 6, 2009, 03:58:51 AM
Doens't everyone think that?

The below poster has written a book only to discover that's almost an exact copy of a famous b-movie.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: blinky jungle(REM) on August 6, 2009, 10:13:33 AM
Not yet but I am sure it will.

The below poster has been beaten in a TGW by me. (Tavern games war.)
Title: ... the Below Poster is a retard Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on August 9, 2009, 11:35:08 AM
NO.

The next retard could do worse than wear a string.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: blinky jungle(REM) on August 9, 2009, 01:13:29 PM
Of course.

The below poster has changed his name.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on August 9, 2009, 01:36:43 PM
No, always good old Starrakatt.

The next will explain his name.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: blinky jungle(REM) on August 9, 2009, 01:37:51 PM
My name is a combination of multiple factors.

The below poster avy annoys me.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on August 9, 2009, 01:47:13 PM
Excellent.

The next poster won't click on the linked virus. (http://)

   Starky
Title: I have no reason to, yet I am on a MAC so they can't get viruses.
Post by: blinky jungle(REM) on August 9, 2009, 01:48:44 PM
The below poster will click on Starkys virus.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jest of Death on August 9, 2009, 01:55:58 PM
The below poster will be hopefully be Blinky, whom i beat easily in a war with a single Death Jester.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on August 9, 2009, 01:57:34 PM
NO IT IS NOT BLINKY.

The next poster is irritated for whatever reason.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: blinky jungle(REM) on August 9, 2009, 01:58:24 PM
How did you guess.

The below poster will be Starrakatt whose link I didn't even click and my computer stopped working.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jest of Death on August 9, 2009, 01:59:09 PM
WHY ON EARTH IS IT NOT BLINKY!!!!  DAMMIT!!!!

The below poster will be someone who is super awesome
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: blinky jungle(REM) on August 9, 2009, 02:01:10 PM
How did you know.

The beow poster did not use black writing.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on August 9, 2009, 06:05:37 PM
Uh....no...

The next poster will click this virus (http://666.666.66)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on August 9, 2009, 06:38:31 PM
Thanks for you, I had to buy a new computer. How useful you are my friend...

The next poster suffer from exacerbated wittiness and suffers from it.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on August 9, 2009, 11:34:26 PM
I don't suffer from it, I enjoy every minute! (http://instantrimshot.com/)

The below poster will come up with a fittingly ironic punishment for me being so unoriginal. 
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on August 9, 2009, 11:50:14 PM
I can't move my lazy arse up to do the job done, I sincerely hope you didn't expect your very unoriginality to move ME, right?

The next poster wish to live one more year.

  Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Chaplain Swordwind on August 10, 2009, 07:38:47 AM
Well, I would prefer MORE than one, but I'll take what I can get.

The next poster is hatching some half-baked scheme to live forever.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctorum on August 10, 2009, 12:33:58 PM
I think you meant live half-baked forever...

The next poster is packing to go back to school.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on August 10, 2009, 01:09:33 PM
Nevaah, wel at least not for another two weeks at least.

The next poster is playing a tavern game.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctorum on August 10, 2009, 02:58:58 PM
Between this and ten story belly flops I think I've got my bases covered.

The next poster is as bored at work as I am.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on August 10, 2009, 05:37:53 PM
False. I quit my job for this summer last week.

The below poster knows the importance of being Erñesto.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Macharius on August 10, 2009, 05:44:03 PM
Do I! I also have many professions, all of them failures.

I believe the Poster Below will have more money their wallet then me. (mine has a loan slip of $140000)

Edit: just found a loony :D
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on August 10, 2009, 05:57:41 PM
I have an used condom in my wallet. Does that count? (don't panic, the condom was used as a waterballoon, nothing else...)

The below poster believes me.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Macharius on August 10, 2009, 07:42:41 PM
....I'm trying to... I really am

The bellow poster won't agree with me
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on August 10, 2009, 08:47:38 PM
With Sammy? No...

THe next poster will also be doubtful of Sammy.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: dregogg on August 10, 2009, 09:51:13 PM
... i don't think i want to even ask that question for fear of an answer...

the below poster will be just as confused as to why there is a recurring theme on the contents of Sam's wallet.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on August 11, 2009, 02:22:27 AM
Simple; if the subject of sex or anything relating to it is brought up here, the conversation lingers around for as long as possible due to anxious geeks that wouldn't know how to talk to a girl if they tried.

The below poster found my post amusing.

OOC: This post was not meant to offend anyone, merely to give them a laugh  ::)

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Macharius on August 11, 2009, 03:30:05 AM
SEX!!! WHERE? i HEARD SEX
yes

the bellow poster will have a dignified remark about my post.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: blinky jungle(REM) on August 11, 2009, 03:45:43 AM
No

The below poster hasn't seen me for a day.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sanctorum on August 11, 2009, 07:59:40 AM
If only that were true.... haha

The below poster wishes he could go back to sleep. (or at least I do)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on August 12, 2009, 12:24:38 AM
Plenty of time to sleep when your dead soldier!

The next poster wishes they could do without sleep.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: blinky jungle(REM) on August 12, 2009, 03:53:20 AM
No, sleep is great.

The below poster is Starrakatt.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on August 12, 2009, 01:59:14 PM
Do you mean My Lord Starky, Commander of all Living Things and Master of the Universe?

The next poster will agree...
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: dregogg on August 12, 2009, 05:50:46 PM
not particularly.

the next poster will play eldar in some form or other.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on August 12, 2009, 07:47:57 PM
I play them all, Harlies, DE, and Eldar

The next poster will not have a single eldar model in his coolection.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: alerion on August 12, 2009, 07:53:30 PM
tauir is spot on!!(if that means completly wrong)

the next poster will be alive
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on August 12, 2009, 09:24:49 PM
wow, so I am. How convenient.

The next poster is a United States senator
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: dregogg on August 12, 2009, 10:56:00 PM
only in my imagination.

the next poster will be the president of some small country that nobody cares about.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on August 12, 2009, 10:58:03 PM
Almost.... there IS a Congressman with my name (http://moran.house.gov/) though.

The next poster will now google stalk me because he knows my name.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: dregogg on August 12, 2009, 11:05:57 PM
bwahahahahaha!!!!

the next poster will google stalk me for g stalking jim.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on August 13, 2009, 05:54:11 AM
Perhaps....

The below poster quivers in fear for me.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: wraithlordalex on August 13, 2009, 07:07:34 AM
I bow to no man Jack.

The next poster, will make no sense.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on August 13, 2009, 07:11:38 AM
E=mcsadfa;ljweo;fadslfkjadl;awo;iegaosidjakdfjdjfio aewnvz.,cvaslkdjfasdfj + 2.1

the next poster will find out in later life that the above is the formula for hyperspace travel.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: wraithlordalex on August 13, 2009, 07:27:14 AM
I just got a massive headache reading that post of yours Silver.

The next poster likes cheese.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on August 13, 2009, 07:30:56 AM
I just got a massive headache reading that post of yours Silver.
yess... my plan is working... *rubs hands with glee*

and no. I hate cheese

The next poster is British
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on August 13, 2009, 07:56:20 AM
Indeed, though I live in Australia.

The next poster is confused by my heritage

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: alerion on August 13, 2009, 10:42:03 AM
im british and yes....i am confused with your heritege

the next poster will play an army of the imperium
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on August 13, 2009, 07:50:25 PM
Yes, all of them, and a handful of others.

The next poster has too many models, but still needs more.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Calamity on August 13, 2009, 08:15:26 PM
God yes.  That is always the way....

The next poster hasn't got enough models.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: dregogg on August 14, 2009, 02:36:40 PM
duh.. you can never have enough models.

the next poster will disagree.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: alerion on August 14, 2009, 05:35:35 PM
too expensive to not have a limit

the next poster will have an 'e' in their username
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: dregogg on August 14, 2009, 09:05:37 PM
guilty as charged ;D

the next poster will have an a in their user name.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on August 14, 2009, 09:30:20 PM
Nope, the next poster will be annoyed with me for what I did to Eldrad in Thal's rpg.

btw Thal are u a convict/ descended from one?
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: dregogg on August 15, 2009, 12:08:20 PM
have you not seen my last post in the banter thread?

the next poster will have know idea what me and silver ranger are talking about.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: blinky jungle(REM) on August 15, 2009, 06:33:42 PM
You spelt no wrong and yes I do know what you are going on about.

The below poster will have posted on zombie apoc thread.

Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on August 16, 2009, 03:06:19 AM
Thou art wrong, sir.

The poster that commeth next will have a few  things to say about my archaich language.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: blinky jungle(REM) on August 16, 2009, 04:36:34 AM
Times have moved on...

The below poster has been sleeping for 9 hours.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: dregogg on August 16, 2009, 07:07:27 PM
8 hours 59 minutes and 58 seconds to be exact.

the next poster will be in college.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on August 16, 2009, 09:37:10 PM
Why yes I am. Starts again on the 31st here.

The next poster doesn't care what I'm studying.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on August 16, 2009, 11:39:54 PM
Not unless it's helping me build my orbital laser cannon.

The below poster wants in on the orbital doom platform.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on August 17, 2009, 02:13:09 AM
No, I want a power klaw. Start small, first make a damnable power klaw and then make your silly laser!

The next poster sadly lacks the skill to make a functional power klaw for the monkey.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on August 17, 2009, 06:04:29 AM
Witch, grab your torches and pitchforks lads.

The below poster breaks the rules on a regular basis.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: alerion on August 17, 2009, 09:31:39 AM
ive had several posts removed  :P

the next poster wont know what the bbc is
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on August 17, 2009, 09:41:57 AM
Depends on what you think it is doens't it?

The below poster is male.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on August 17, 2009, 03:54:21 PM
Why, yes! At least I think I am...

The next poster thinks it is funny when you see people and you really can't determine what sex they are.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: blinky jungle(REM) on August 17, 2009, 03:58:04 PM
Sometimes.

The below poster is not sarge_md he is to busy on zombie thread.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on August 17, 2009, 04:03:23 PM
No I am not sarge_md. Do I gety a point for that? :P

The next poster is in an advanced stage of Tavern Addiction.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: blinky jungle(REM) on August 17, 2009, 04:17:19 PM
Yes.

The below poster will die eventually.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jest of Death on August 17, 2009, 04:21:25 PM
This is not true.  I am going to freeze myself in the polar ice caps.

The Below poster has or will go to a Fair.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: blinky jungle(REM) on August 17, 2009, 04:23:18 PM
A Fair, yes why not.

The below poster has a Romanian friend.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jest of Death on August 17, 2009, 04:27:07 PM
I am Romanian and i have many Romanian friends  :)

The Below psoter will be Blinky Jungle and we will be forever amzaed by the greatness that is a Harlequin Troupe dance.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: alerion on August 17, 2009, 04:38:57 PM
wrong wrong wrong im more amazed by paint drying as its REAL!

the next poster will have 4 limbs of some sort
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on August 17, 2009, 05:51:53 PM
I have five six actually. Definitely six.

The below poster has lost his appendex
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: alerion on August 17, 2009, 06:39:24 PM
wrong on both statements jack(although if youre a man i can believe 5 but 6?!?!)

the next poster will either be wondering what jacks 6th limb is or be jack enlightening everyone to the answer
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on August 17, 2009, 07:35:06 PM
Well it seems quite obvious to me. He doesn't know how to count! :P

The next poster has an arm in the middle of the forehead.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on August 18, 2009, 05:21:03 AM
No, but I'm working on it.

the next poster will either be wondering what jacks 6th limb is or be jack enlightening everyone to the answer

I was counting my head to, that plus my 'third leg', two arms and two legs makes six.

The below poster has less bits sticking out of him than me.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: dregogg on August 18, 2009, 05:38:23 PM
i got seven.

the next poster will have eight.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on August 18, 2009, 06:40:14 PM
Yes I do. I am actually the star of Chaos, didn't you know that?

The next poster does not play a Chaos army.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: dregogg on August 18, 2009, 09:43:04 PM
for now... i've been looking into chaos marines.

the next poster plays a loyalist army.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on August 18, 2009, 09:44:59 PM
Yes, actually, Sisters of Battle are my competetive army.

The below poster has never been pierced.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: dregogg on August 18, 2009, 09:47:07 PM
not so far, you?

the next poster will answer the above question.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on August 18, 2009, 09:48:25 PM
Yes, actually. I got my first today. I like it.

The below poster foresees me getting more at some point.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: dregogg on August 18, 2009, 10:14:53 PM
probably seeing as you enjoy the first one.

the next poster will have played orks at some time.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on August 19, 2009, 12:25:43 AM
Hell yeah! Warboss Jawmonkey's "Kharne nutz" WAAAGH!!! will stomp yer face, git

(Well they at least got me to the Ard Boyz semifinals)

The next poster has yet to play any of the Ard Boyz (but they should because the scenarios are very inventive).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on August 19, 2009, 02:14:41 AM
Indeed.

The below poster is as astonished as me that Jaws post didn't contain some sort of insult.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: alerion on August 19, 2009, 07:50:53 AM
most dont contain any insult...including this 1

the next posters post will have an insult in it
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: wraithlordalex on August 19, 2009, 08:12:55 AM
I no longer need to insult anyone on this site.

The next player will look like an extra from the film
Planet of The Apes. :-X
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Calamity on August 19, 2009, 09:21:34 AM
........hope I don't. 

The next poster bares a passing resemblance to the creature from the black lagoon. 
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on August 19, 2009, 04:06:44 PM
hope I don't since I haven't seen it :P

The next poster really wants to go and see "Inglourious Basterds".
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: alerion on August 19, 2009, 05:09:05 PM
i do so much but its funny because in england the adverts call it inglourious

the next poster will not know what inglorious bastards is
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on August 19, 2009, 11:54:49 PM
Is it a spoof of Inglorious Plummers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuTS_AcjA00#ws-normal)?



The next poster will complain about the misspelling of "plummers".
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: dregogg on August 19, 2009, 11:59:15 PM
not worth my time...

the next poster will be just as indifferent as me to the matter.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on August 20, 2009, 04:08:05 PM
Indeed, I am indifferent to this misspelling.

Though I like the video :P

The next poster is, like me, not really excited about Sony's release of the PS3 Slim.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Eidolon on August 20, 2009, 04:19:06 PM
I dont even have an xbox, why would i get a ps3?

The poster below me plays ultramarines, has read all the twilight books twice, and smells like cheese
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on August 20, 2009, 04:23:59 PM
You got one thing right, I have indeed read all of the Twilight books. I detest Ultramarines, however, and certainly don't smell like cheese... ::)

The below poster hates everything in this world, especially themselves

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Eidolon on August 20, 2009, 04:27:11 PM
You got one thing right, I have indeed read all of the Twilight books. I detest Ultramarines, however, and certainly don't smell like cheese... ::)

The below poster hates everything in this world, especially themselves

~Thal

OH GOD I WAS RIGHT
AND I GUESS BY MY REPLYING YOU ARE MOSTLY RIGHT TOO
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on August 20, 2009, 07:40:30 PM
The next poster will not forget to include something about the next poster.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: dregogg on August 20, 2009, 09:29:49 PM
agreed...

the next poster plays tau.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Calamity on August 20, 2009, 11:06:37 PM
No, but I must like them a lot, as I made them the protagonists in my new fan fic.

The next poster has read the Fall of Atola (Ha!  Yes, I am plugging my own work, and just try and stop me too  ;D)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: dregogg on August 20, 2009, 11:40:04 PM
never even heard of it tangi.

the next poster has read my mek marine list on the Space marine forums.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on August 20, 2009, 11:43:36 PM
No I have not.

The next poster has read the list I have made for a future Raven Guard army, on the SM forums.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Rakuall on August 21, 2009, 01:58:14 AM
didn't even know you were a rave guard player.

the next poster will readily agree that most special chars. are worth the points.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: alerion on August 21, 2009, 01:54:15 PM
yes.but i dont like kantor

the next poster likes pedro kantor
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: dregogg on August 21, 2009, 04:04:56 PM
eh... hold the line is usefull but other than that hes just a generic chaptermaster with some rules atached.

the next poster likes vulcan hestian.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on August 22, 2009, 02:59:11 AM
Don't have the current marine codex, so I wouldn't know.

The below poster has tried to coock only to fail miserably.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on August 22, 2009, 05:42:44 AM
Actually, I'm a great cook (and modest..)

The below poster wants to try my cooking
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Chaplain Swordwind on August 22, 2009, 08:54:23 AM
At this point in my deployment, I'm willing to try just about anyone's home cooking.

The next poster will notice the change I made to my signature.  ;)
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on August 22, 2009, 10:38:37 PM
You replaced the Proverbs quote with a quote from this forum :P

The below poster has read the book of Proverbs.

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on August 22, 2009, 11:30:58 PM
No, and I don't play to.

The next poster will have limited internet access for the next year.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: dregogg on August 23, 2009, 01:53:54 PM
some what.

the next poster will have a calgar ultra smurf list.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Calamity on August 23, 2009, 05:51:20 PM
jesus chirst no beslubbering way!  :P

the next poster has any list but that one
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: dregogg on August 23, 2009, 05:55:45 PM
i play a generic captain.

the next poster will play vulcan.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on August 24, 2009, 03:16:37 AM
That is correct. Live long and prosper.

The below poster also thinks Cap. Catherine Janeway is HAWT! :-*
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on August 24, 2009, 03:46:52 AM
Can't be arsed to understand what you mean.

The next poster isn't half of the man Greenstuff is.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: wraithlordalex on August 24, 2009, 05:34:59 AM
That is correct. Live long and prosper.

The below poster also thinks Cap. Catherine Janeway is HAWT! :-*


While most of you are still getting your jollies off Cap. Janeway, you should be watching Battlestar Galactica, with the very sexy Tricia Helfer.


The next poster will be able to answer Starky's post.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on August 24, 2009, 06:07:35 AM
Greenstuff? Greenstuff is old news; I am in Command Now! Not that Greenstuff was ever in command or anything, I just felt like saying that...

The below poster will aid me in my effort to increase Eldar rights throughout the world! We should not have to deal with being called "Space Elves", "Hippies" or "Child Molesters". Only one of those is true, anyway.

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on August 24, 2009, 06:50:23 AM
Yes, because titles and adjectives like "Child molesters", and any other kind of "molesters", belong to us of the True Kin.

Alex, Battlestar Galactica Schmalactica. Janeway possesses a robust charm and sensuality that I haven't encountered since... well, ever.

The below poster cried yesterday.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on August 24, 2009, 02:06:33 PM
No, but it happened somewhen before that.

The next poster is uglier than many, but that could be worse.

   Starky

P.S. And Galactica rocks, ya gits!
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on August 24, 2009, 03:06:19 PM
No! The mirror is lying... And... and the photographs too! :'(

My mum says I'm beautiful! :'(

The below poster does not UNDERSTAND my agony :'(
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on August 24, 2009, 03:08:51 PM
Of course not I wear a mask

The below poster will have something witty to say
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on August 24, 2009, 03:10:47 PM
Bacon.

The below poster also thinks it's witty that we eat the scorched material from a naked mammal's anus.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on August 24, 2009, 03:16:26 PM
I don't eat bacon.

The below poster is a harcore veganist.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on August 24, 2009, 03:18:01 PM
Nope, I like eating deceased animals.

The below poster has an aunt named Judy.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on August 24, 2009, 03:18:38 PM
Sorry, bub.

The below poster has never been called bub before.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on August 24, 2009, 04:29:45 PM
My, you're quite right! Who's bub?

The next poster cannot resist womanly charms. He also got problems over that at least once.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: blinky jungle(REM) on August 24, 2009, 04:41:40 PM
Really now?

The below poster is forming a dastardly plan.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Chaplain Swordwind on August 24, 2009, 04:44:39 PM
Damn, ninja'd.  I fit the profile of Starky's comment.

As for my dastardly plan... well, if I reveal it now, it won't be very dastardly, will it?   ;)

The next poster has a "dastardly" plan that they're willing to advertise.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: blinky jungle(REM) on August 24, 2009, 04:46:55 PM
Yeah Starrakatt said that we should all change are names to Starrakatt derivatives.

The below poster is not as tired as me.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on August 24, 2009, 05:39:05 PM
Correct, I just woke up

The next poster cannot resist womanly charms. He also got problems over that at least once.

Oh, you have no idea...

The below poster is excited about seeing Mars in the sky

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on August 24, 2009, 07:28:56 PM
What, mars? Where?

The next poster isn't as uninformed as me..
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: dregogg on August 24, 2009, 08:27:28 PM
you got that right.

the next poster will be a player in silver rangers rpg.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on August 25, 2009, 12:46:52 AM
I think so..  next poster will be a player in Thals RPG
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on August 25, 2009, 01:45:27 AM
I am, the meanest bastard of the lot.

The next poster won't question that statement.




OR ELSE




   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on August 25, 2009, 04:28:20 PM
I do not question that statement.

The below poster will say absolutely nothing, lest I be-atchslap the heck outta yo.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on August 25, 2009, 04:47:12 PM
*ABSOLUTELY NOTHING*

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on August 25, 2009, 04:52:02 PM
Well, it was originally intended for the noobs around here so that they'll know that you're the big boss and I'm the guy who slaps anyone who may question your authority, but I guess this can work too.

The below poster knows this is true.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on August 25, 2009, 06:11:02 PM
Yes my faithful ally, we indeed rule as kings. If we dismiss a little detail, but said detail is far in-between, so not of too much concern.

The next poster has been permanently banned from somewhere before.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Calamity on August 25, 2009, 06:23:29 PM
Nope. I have a squeaky clean record!   ;D

The next poster HAS been banned somewhere before.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: wraithlordalex on August 25, 2009, 06:27:56 PM
Yup on a chat site, that turned out to be a waste of time.

The next poster will probably have a grudge against someone here.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: dregogg on August 25, 2009, 08:29:20 PM
none so far.

the next poster will disagree
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on August 25, 2009, 08:54:15 PM
Absolutely; you... must... die!

The next poster might have felt the flames of my wrath.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: dregogg on August 25, 2009, 08:57:57 PM
oh the horror!!!!!! :o

the next poster will explain why jawamonkey hasn't posted on the kill the above avvy forum for three weeks.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on August 25, 2009, 11:41:09 PM
Because he got perma-killed in that thread.


The next poster wants to know the secret to perma-killing someone on the intertubes.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on August 25, 2009, 11:51:21 PM
Well, you first have to shove their mouse up their...

Nah, its called a life; I finished school so I have been assembling massive amounts of 40k models as well as Ebaying off bits and bobs of it so to buy the realms of battle game board, thus entering a higher stage of nerd-dom.

The next poster wishes that they owned that gameboard as well.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on August 26, 2009, 12:14:38 AM
Don't need it, I've already got a perfectly good table tennis table / pool table / desk / gaming table.

The next poster will not dispute my self made title of 'Duke of the Tavern.'
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Calamity on August 26, 2009, 05:31:06 AM
No, I will. 

The next poster will arrange a dual between the 'duke' and I.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on August 26, 2009, 09:54:57 AM
Alright.

The Duke VS LRT!

Starky: ^[BANG! BANG!]

You're both dead, VICTORY!!!

The next poster would have taken time to photoshop something instead of some crappy text.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on August 26, 2009, 11:05:35 AM
Nah, too much effort to 'shop something for this.

The next poster is a photoshop gangsta.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on August 26, 2009, 08:35:19 PM
(http://i689.photobucket.com/albums/vv255/jawmonkey77/sillyfinal.jpg)
And don't you forget it chump!

The next poster likes my drawring.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Calamity on August 26, 2009, 08:41:55 PM
Yes I do indeed.   ;D

The next poster dosn't for some reason.   :P
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: dregogg on August 26, 2009, 09:41:54 PM
nope, that pic is totally awsome!!

the next poster will have a cooler one.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on August 27, 2009, 01:11:24 AM
(http://i689.photobucket.com/albums/vv255/jawmonkey77/bloodychainsaw.jpg)
Tee hee, ah the fond memories of bygone Thanksgivings parties...

The below poster was suddenly concerned.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Eidolon on August 27, 2009, 01:14:41 AM
Is he ok?

i hope nobody got hurt.
The below poster is jawmonkey
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on August 27, 2009, 01:22:56 AM
Define hurt? Is it akin to butchered? Then yes, but in my defense I started at the belly and they quit squawking after a few minutes.

Really though it was a college image editing project (image with one color for the portfolio); chainsaw + goggles + black chemical gloves + Halloween blood = win!

The next poster is now slightly disappointed.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Eidolon on August 27, 2009, 01:50:50 AM
Hell yes i guessed right

The below poster has no taste in music or food
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on August 27, 2009, 02:59:08 AM
I beg to differ; when you eat kittens alive, you get the best of both!

The next poster has stuck a kitten in their mouth, but didn't have the brass to bite down.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: GeneticDaemon on August 27, 2009, 11:33:24 AM
It's more because it was my friend's kitten and she would have killed me if I did :(

The next poster has a dog just so he can kick it.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: dregogg on August 27, 2009, 06:51:04 PM
actually i like my dog.

the next poster will not be as mean to animals as the above posters.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on August 27, 2009, 11:28:08 PM
Oh no, I love my animals, sometimes just too much (I pet them to death).

The next poster has dragged around a dead animal by its neck for days before.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on August 28, 2009, 01:32:20 AM
Can't say that i have.

The below poster only eats what they can kill themselves.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Chaplain Swordwind on August 28, 2009, 03:35:17 PM
Well... last tour I did slaughter and cook a sheep with my platoon.  It only cost us 5 MRE's and a pack of cigarettes.  ;)

The next poster agrees that lamb tastes better than beef or chicken.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on August 28, 2009, 04:02:43 PM
Nope, chicken is the best meat ever and I won't believe anything else.

The next poster disliked Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on August 28, 2009, 04:57:22 PM
Haven't seen it yet.

The below poster believes that somthin makes the world go round.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Eidolon on August 28, 2009, 08:20:14 PM
Lamb meat and my hatred for transformers makes the world go round.

I mean seriously, the movies were ok. But the cartoon has crap animation, it looks like it was made forty years ago, and there is no megan fox. i guess cheap spin off cartoons of movies have become the norm.
the next poster got trolled
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: dregogg on August 29, 2009, 12:09:15 AM
you forgot to post a question eidolon... *gives a  you cross look* any way the next poster will be a transformers fan.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: blinky jungle(REM) on August 29, 2009, 03:23:07 PM
Go to...

The below poster will explain why we are all talking about Transformers.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on August 29, 2009, 10:12:12 PM
Because Transformers is beslubbering awesome, that's why.


The below poster can mathematically prove why those movies rocked.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on August 29, 2009, 10:52:03 PM
Nah, they sucked; mankind still lived and the poor robots just trying to cleanse the universe of organic filth were thwarted.

The below poster likes movies where the main characters lose.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JackofBlades on August 30, 2009, 04:40:48 AM
Sometimes, depends on the way  they lose.

The below posters has an evil masterplan
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on August 30, 2009, 07:15:56 AM
On this site.. who doesn't.

The below poster will not talk about transformers.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: dregogg on August 30, 2009, 02:12:21 PM
nah... that's a dead gag anyway.

the next poster will make a feeble attempt to resurrect it.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on August 30, 2009, 03:20:18 PM
No.

The next poster will also attend to at least three wedding in two months.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: dregogg on August 30, 2009, 03:39:35 PM
nope...

the next poster is married.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Starrakatt on August 30, 2009, 03:43:34 PM
Ohmy, telepathic incursion...

The next poster isn't as 3vil as he wants to appear.

   Starky
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on August 30, 2009, 05:16:12 PM
Yes.

The next poster will write in a some type of colored text.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: blinky jungle(REM) on August 30, 2009, 05:23:14 PM
No.

The below poster will tell me why that post was wrong.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on August 30, 2009, 05:29:04 PM
Yes; member should have deleted the word "a" in the phrase "write in a some type of".

The next poster knows of another way to correct the phrase.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: dregogg on August 30, 2009, 07:26:58 PM
yes, don't say it in the first place.

the next poster will have some thing witty to say about that.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: blinky jungle(REM) on August 30, 2009, 07:30:47 PM
You know I once conned whatever you said in Vegas.

The below poster is confused.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: dregogg on August 30, 2009, 10:53:11 PM
...

the next poster will explain how this works without blinky getting the living crap beaten out of him.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Thalandir on August 31, 2009, 07:32:23 AM
*Holds up the head of Blinky, removed from his body*

Oops, too late.

The next poster has had similar wishes to remove Blinky's head

~Thal
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on August 31, 2009, 08:17:46 AM
What about cleaning it out like a pumkin?

The next poster will change the subject.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Chaplain Swordwind on August 31, 2009, 06:58:00 PM
Absolutely!  So... my trip home for R&R has been delayed for two days.   :'(

The next poster has also recently had their travel plans delayed.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: dregogg on August 31, 2009, 07:01:10 PM
yes... got screwed over by the bank and have to wait for 6 months to go.

the next poster has had similar problems with a bank.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on August 31, 2009, 07:18:49 PM
Yup, robed'em and now I gotta go!

The next poster is a good driver (meet me in the alley @3AM BTW).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: Chaplain Swordwind on August 31, 2009, 07:22:06 PM
Yup, robed'em and now I gotta go!

The next poster is a good driver (meet me in the alley @3AM BTW).

Well, 3am is only 40 minutes away for me, and there isn't an alley within 30 miles (STUPID IRAQI DESERT!)... so I'm afraid you'll have to do without my mad driving skills.

The next poster is a UFC fan (chose that because I saw about 8 matches on TV today).
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: jawmonkey on August 31, 2009, 07:25:12 PM
I'll watch more once they stick metal barbs back into their gloves.

@Swordwind: noticed you mentioned a vacation soon, hope you get it, you deserve it.

The next poster wants the real games back as well.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: dregogg on August 31, 2009, 08:57:58 PM
you bet your arse.

the next poster will also be anticipating 9 comeing out to theaters.
Title: Re: Something Different... the Below Poster Thread
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on August 31, 2009, 10:25:56 PM
Totally. That movie looks awesome.


The next poster is anticipating 9 but not Nine and thinks having two movies with