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Title: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on August 27, 2007, 07:17:47 AM
Introducing the...

...what would you do? Game!

Rules:
Person answers previous post and then says for example:
What would you do if you went to work and found out you were naked?

Ok?

So...

What would you do if you woke up with a pencil in your eye?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Captain Custard on August 27, 2007, 07:24:54 AM
Call an ambulance, or if I was going to die for sure I would fetch the biggest hammer I could find and have some fun...

What would you do if you got in a car and the car locked you in?

Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on August 27, 2007, 07:25:16 AM
I would scream, then I would faint. And after awakening I would just think it was cool.

What would you do if someone locked this game?

EDITZ: Originally intended for Flonky's post, but... eh, what the heck, I would do the same if I was locked in a car.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Captain Custard on August 27, 2007, 07:30:16 AM
Go back to the War thread I spose.

What would you do if I said that my name has nothing to do with custard and that I dont like custard at all?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on August 27, 2007, 07:31:53 AM
Cry at the confusing and ingenious of it all.

What would you do if GW had a sale?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on August 27, 2007, 07:33:15 AM
I wouldn't care as I have more important stuff to spend ma money on.

What would you do if GW didn't have a sale?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Captain Custard on August 27, 2007, 07:35:40 AM
Nothing, just continue to buy my 40k elsewhere where its cheaper.

What would you do if GW had a 'BOGOF' deal?
(buy one get one free)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on August 27, 2007, 07:36:33 AM
Go there and buy stuff as it might be cheaper than elsewhere...

What would you do if you had two heads?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on August 27, 2007, 07:39:32 AM
I would scream, then I would faint. And after awakening I would just think it was cool.

This is quite delicious copy-pasta al dente indeed.

What would Jesus do?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Noble on August 27, 2007, 07:41:18 AM
Jesus wouldn't have two heads. He would say "Where did that come from"

What would you do if I told you this thread is racking up a post count surprisingly quickly?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on August 27, 2007, 07:43:02 AM
Say:

"Yes. Indeed. Quite."

What would you do if I bought your house for £1?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Captain Custard on August 27, 2007, 07:43:49 AM
Be very very happy and then sell the house.

What would you do if you had 3 legs like Jake the Peg?*
(*im jake the peg, diddle diddle diddle dun, with me extra leg, diddle diddle diddle dun*)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on August 27, 2007, 07:44:16 AM
I would quite smack you. Indeed.

Yes...

What would you do if I sneeked up behind you and said boo! when you were reading this?

EDITZ: What is this madness??? Don't post this swiftly, lest I shall have to utilize my Law upon thee!"
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on August 27, 2007, 07:45:31 AM
Call my brother.

What would you do if I killed you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Captain Custard on August 27, 2007, 07:46:21 AM
Die.

What would you do if I came up and said suprise and blew an airhorn when you were reading this?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on August 27, 2007, 07:48:08 AM
I would scream, then I would faint. And after awakening I would just think it was cool.

Copy-pasta al dente. Mmyes...

What would you do if you couldn't read this:I would scream, then I would faint. And after awakening I would just think it was cool.I would scream, then I would faint. And after awakening I would just think it was cool.I would scream, then I would faint. And after awakening I would just think it was cool.I would scream, then I would faint. And after awakening I would just think it was cool.I would scream, then I would faint. And after awakening I would just think it was cool.?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Noble on August 27, 2007, 07:50:15 AM
Not bother, coz i cant be.

What would you do If you Could read this; blah blah blah...?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on August 27, 2007, 07:51:31 AM
I would use my copy-pasta powers to write a reply but my copy-pasta powers are drained.

What would you do if Bush outlawed all beevers?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Captain Custard on August 27, 2007, 07:52:34 AM
Sing the happy beaver song.

What would you do if a giant woodlouse attacked you?

Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Noble on August 27, 2007, 07:53:37 AM
I would eat it, of course.

What would you do if a giant woodlouse attacked you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on August 27, 2007, 07:53:49 AM
I would laugh, and then I would die.

What would you do if a woodpecker built a nest in your ear?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on August 27, 2007, 07:55:15 AM
Tell is to peck off.

 :D

What would you do if I pricked you in the finger with a butchers knife?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Captain Custard on August 27, 2007, 07:59:00 AM
Prick you in the finger with my chainsaw.

What would you do if I unleased a pestilence on you all?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Noble on August 27, 2007, 08:00:14 AM
I was actually going to say the chainsaw thing.

Fart on you r face.

What would you do if I farted on your face?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on August 27, 2007, 08:00:50 AM
I would scream, then I would faint. And after awakening I would just think it was cool.

What would you do if I laughed at you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Noble on August 27, 2007, 08:03:41 AM
Laugh back, and then stop. the irony.

What would you do then?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on August 27, 2007, 08:16:28 AM
I would NOT scream, then I would NOT faint. And after awakening I would NOT just think it was cool.

What would you do if I turned green right now?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on August 27, 2007, 11:16:55 AM
Nothing. You are already green.

What would you do if this was a question?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on August 27, 2007, 11:41:06 AM
Not much as it is a pretty obvious question, hence the '?' sign.

What would you do if my avatar came alive and shot at you with a Spnkr rocket launcher?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on August 27, 2007, 11:48:37 AM
I would summon Samus who would smack Chiefo's lttle green backside in a very sexy kind of way.

What would you do if my avatar came to life and used the Law upon thee?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on August 27, 2007, 12:07:31 PM
Nothing. You may summon the law upon ye, but upon what charge?

What would you do if I summoned a lawyer who prosecuted Fred West, eh?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on August 27, 2007, 05:39:27 PM
I would call in Juddge Dredd to take care of all that. More expeditive that way.

What would you do if you waked one morning with a tentacled face and talons at your fingers?

And what would you do if Karl Eller was roaming the board at this very moment?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Naikee on August 27, 2007, 06:01:43 PM
i would invite him to tea and biscuits, and use my amazing tentacles to have fun with him...

what would you do if you had your soul eaten by slaanesh?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Talon Undecided on August 27, 2007, 10:38:31 PM
Spend the rest of eternity chilling out with Eldrad Uthran in Slaneesh's tummy.

What would you do if you had the Staff of Ulthamar?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on August 28, 2007, 01:07:29 AM
Try to take over the world! Or use it to cook dinner for me. Either's good.


What would you do if I locked this thread?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Toad_Raider on August 28, 2007, 01:22:32 AM
Be very, very pleased with you.

What would you do with a pet velociraptor?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on August 28, 2007, 01:45:22 AM
Name it "Fluffy."

What would you do if you got your own TARDIS?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Talon Undecided on August 28, 2007, 02:14:21 AM
Look it up in the dictionary before deciding what to do with it.

What would you do when you find out your dictionary's outdated?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: pepsi on August 28, 2007, 02:40:38 AM
get the internet so I didnt have to read a book.

What would you do if porn was abolished?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Noble on August 28, 2007, 05:38:50 AM
Laugh and find some erotica instead... ;D

What would you do if I told you they were one and the same?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Talon Undecided on August 28, 2007, 10:16:19 AM
Praise you for your knowledge of erotica/porn/whatever.

What would you do if your kid brother sent out all copies of erotica/porn/whatever to your girlfriend?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on August 28, 2007, 10:33:12 AM
Be very worried as I don't have a little (as in younger,  :D) brother.

What would you do if I said I had played through Halo 3 single player already?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Naikee on August 28, 2007, 02:07:21 PM
i would say YOU LIE!

what would you do if i said i had the world of warcraft expansion?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: pepsi on August 28, 2007, 05:07:28 PM
Laugh at the grinding sessions (I hate grinding, I hate grinding so god damn much)

What would you do if I said world of warcraft sucks?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Talon Undecided on August 28, 2007, 06:57:18 PM
Agree with you, then use my ninja skills to hide.

What would you do when the hordes of angry WoW fans come after you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sekminara, Porter of Moths on August 28, 2007, 07:01:31 PM
join then and raid Karazhan w0000

what would you do if world of warcraft hacked the world and if we wanted to use computers we would have to play world of warcraft.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: pepsi on August 28, 2007, 09:16:03 PM
pretend computers didnt exist, then gather enough people for weekly forums....

What would you do for a klondike bar?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on August 29, 2007, 12:35:20 AM
Anything Jesus would do for it.


What would you do if you had your own TV show?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: pepsi on August 29, 2007, 02:34:20 AM
Show monkeys flinging crap at people

What would you do? 
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on August 29, 2007, 03:41:01 AM
Show Hypno-Toad (from Futurama!) all day long.

What would you do if I told you I just recently began playing WoW (a couple of years to late perhaps...) and I think it only remotely amusing :-\ nothing can break the Diablo II pwnage!!!!
(WoW-players can find me teabaging corpses near Aubergine or whateva!... my name is Amrothieal and I'm a dark elf... quite mmmyes indeeed.)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Naikee on August 29, 2007, 06:26:31 AM
you mean night elf! i would say come to the server wildhammer and i shall take you through many dungeons on my lvl 70 character.

what would you do if i said that the alliance suck ?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sekminara, Porter of Moths on August 29, 2007, 07:40:17 AM
i would say AMEN BROTHER and give you a lolipop

what would you someone threw an ace of spades in your belly button
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sergant Alexi on August 29, 2007, 07:52:14 AM
I would go 4 of a kind and win the game of poker

What would you do if you were able to meet George W. Bush?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on August 29, 2007, 08:49:05 AM
I would friendly pat him on the head and say: "Well, atleast you tried..."

What would Naikee say if I told him that I can't switch realms without having to make a new character?

And my Elf is a dark elf, not a Night Elf. Pfff... he's evil, not some kind of treehugging pansy
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sekminara, Porter of Moths on August 29, 2007, 08:52:57 AM
he would say "hey i have a credit card why dont i just make a paid transfer?"

what would you do if you saw Elvis and Ceaser making out?....with steven spielberg taping it and bill gates putting it on youtube
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on August 29, 2007, 09:11:37 AM
I would shout "Simpsons already did it." and then I would leave very slowly.

What would you do if you realised you were making out with yo moma?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sekminara, Porter of Moths on August 29, 2007, 09:31:20 AM
i would blame freud for damning me with that Oedipus's complex/sydrome/condition and then

I would leave very slowly


what would you do if you found yourself stuck in a exchange select bottle of 500 mg vitamin 6 with nothing but a 1/2 burned book of the stranger for company and a jack of clubs sitting next to you trying to get you to conjure a cellphone without batteries?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on August 29, 2007, 09:55:24 AM
I would scream "He's got a gun!!!" and take cover.

And when everyone is on the floor I would leave very slowly. And descreetly.

What would you do if I said Lovecraft is still alive due to some freaky uber-naturous Evil God powers?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on August 29, 2007, 10:05:33 AM
Pray thanks to said gods and buy his next book.

What would you do if you were to wake buried alive in a quite confortable, if dark, coffin?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: pepsi on August 29, 2007, 10:50:57 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20qEnKIuoaI&mode=related&search= (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20qEnKIuoaI&mode=related&search=)

What would you do if you were the war "czar"
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on August 29, 2007, 10:52:11 AM
I would bring forth my cell phone and I would call a random person who I know and hiss: "Remember me...?"

Then I would laugh maniacly.

After that I would probably die due to the lack of oxygen.

What would you do if was presumed KIA but called you a rainy evening?

EDIT: Damn you! I was so close to posting first!!!
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on August 29, 2007, 11:03:45 AM
Quote from: Sammy
EDIT: Damn you! I was so close to posting first!!!
:P

   Not sure, maybe prep my gun and invite you to coffe?

   What would you do if I were subsequently not to shoot you nor poison you (coffe) but offer you my dog as a snack?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on August 29, 2007, 11:08:12 AM
Starky, I would ask you if that dog contains any traces of nuts or milk because I have low tolerance against those.

Pepsi, I would reinstate the Cossacks and put all communists in GULAGs (that's what a real czar would've done anyway)

What would you do if I told you I think the cossacks have the coolest hats and swords?

Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on August 29, 2007, 11:20:54 AM
I don't know for Pepsi but I would probably argument that there's no Cossacks anymore. (I'm so boring...)

What would you do if I said that the Dark Kin are far, far less evil that I'll ever be?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Plague Tower of Nurgle on August 29, 2007, 01:50:39 PM
i would tell you that Goovil is more evil than ALL!

what would you do if there was a Goovil MMORPG (in space with "lasers")?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on August 29, 2007, 02:48:16 PM
I would look confused, as I am...

What would you do if I was Einstein?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on August 29, 2007, 04:57:16 PM
I would quote you this: "Two things are infinite. The stupidity of humans and the universe. But I'm not certain about the latter." - Albert Einstein

What would you do if the sun stopped to shine right now?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Naikee on August 29, 2007, 06:14:16 PM
i would say in england it is night so i would not notice for a few hours and when i do eventually notice i will say "meh"

what would you do if i said i just played apocalypse?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: pepsi on August 29, 2007, 10:09:01 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWlsuBfin-U (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWlsuBfin-U)

I would say go for it!

What would you do if I liked coca cola?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Karynos on August 29, 2007, 11:25:16 PM
Declare you a hippocrate and hereticus.

What would you do if I made a counter-Goovil organization?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: pepsi on August 30, 2007, 03:08:52 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_hnTNlYCbw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_hnTNlYCbw)

Then I would counter strike

What would you do? Do you really want to hurt me?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on August 30, 2007, 06:37:44 AM
Yes. Yes, I do! You like pepsi and it's cheap coke.

What would you do if I was typing this from outside your home?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on August 30, 2007, 07:14:33 AM
I would laugh because I'm not at home. I'm at work.

What would you do if - when you are watching my house from the bushes - I lie down beside you and ask: "Any movements yet, sarge?"
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on August 30, 2007, 08:48:48 AM
What would you do if I was typing this from outside your home?
when you are watching my house from the bushes
You took this too literally. Of course I'm outside of your house. I'm in England!

I wouldn't do anything as it never happened.

What would you do if you got Halo 3 for free?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on August 30, 2007, 08:56:59 AM
You mean right now. Before it is released? Ebay ftw ffs lol, sux0rz!!!01!!!0! ROFL

What would you do if you could buy Halo 3 on ebay for 60 pounds right now?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on August 30, 2007, 09:14:36 AM
Have you arrested for handling stolen goods.

 :D

What would you do if you got sent to prison?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on August 30, 2007, 09:19:16 AM
I would be in the cool groups where only colored persons are allowed (I'm not colored though, wish I was :'() and I wouldn't be anybody's be-atch.

What would ya do if me and me homies bust outta prison n' come chasin' after ya, aight?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on August 30, 2007, 11:33:39 AM
Nothing, I'd like to see a whole gang of 'homies' bust through border control at UK airports.

I tried.

Pain.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on August 30, 2007, 12:54:45 PM
Nothing, I'd like to see a whole gang of 'homies' bust through border control at UK airports.

I tried.

Pain.
   I'm not mad enough for this, thank you. Tough that here in Canada, airport security is notably lax.

   What would you do if I said that I hung myself by mistake?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: pepsi on August 30, 2007, 01:16:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S14JhwAF5I (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S14JhwAF5I)

least your not that guy!

what would you do if I sang: show me themeaning, of being lonely, is this the feeling, I need to walk where you are.

Tell me why

i cant be there where you are!!

Theres something missing in my....heart!

yes you better run, I have no placee to go, surrender your heart, body and soul!

Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on August 30, 2007, 02:22:42 PM
Picks up MP5,

"Stop singing you filthy he-she!"

*Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang!*

What would you do if I had just fired blanks?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: pepsi on August 30, 2007, 11:02:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG8G9dEWupk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG8G9dEWupk)

Then I would figure this happened to you!

(If your firing blanks, (think about this for a second) dont let this happen to you)

What would you do if osama was in my closet?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on August 31, 2007, 02:28:27 AM
I would scream: "Darling, you're not cheating again are you?! Who tf is this beardy, naked and extremely kinky-looking man who is hiding in your closet?!"

What would you do if osama came out of the closet?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: pepsi on August 31, 2007, 04:05:41 AM
I would start a holy jihad of FABBBBOOOOLOUS!!!

come on mr slave.

What would you do if tom cruise was still in the closet?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on August 31, 2007, 04:59:14 AM
Leave him there to die.

What would you do if I worked for the CIA?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: pepsi on August 31, 2007, 05:10:02 AM
Reveal your isp to the press :P they need more cia leaks!

(and then ask you, were you the ones that shot kennedy?)

What would you do for eternal glory?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on August 31, 2007, 05:19:52 AM
Kill you.

What would you do about it?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr.Squid on August 31, 2007, 03:20:45 PM
Go to hiding.

What would you do if I was Harry Potter?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on August 31, 2007, 04:26:58 PM
Take your glasses and crush them with my boot and then stuff the shards in your mouth and force you to chew and swallow.

What would you do if I hated Harry Potter above all else?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Russ, Gue'Vesa from the Tiny Red Dot on September 1, 2007, 04:19:27 AM
I will say 'GOOD FOR YOU!' cuz i dun really fancy it either

What would you do if you get weggied by three wrestler sized bullies in a deserted alleyway?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on September 1, 2007, 04:34:30 AM
I would jump up and down, clap my hands and laugh in a very weird manner.

What would you do if it actually is a Good Morning over here?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: int main() on September 1, 2007, 04:37:42 AM
I would go 'THIS IS MADNESS!'

What would you do if a berserk driver(Ber-xerxes,lol),tries to run you down?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on September 1, 2007, 04:47:35 AM
I would stand in front of the charging vehicle and do my "Jimmy's Gandalf-inpersination"-inpersination.

You sh... you shall.. you sha... you shall nnnn... you shall not p-p-p-p... *run over* pass...

What would you do if I need a cup of coffee?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on September 1, 2007, 06:45:14 AM
Give you a cup or some other brown liquid...

What would you do if I got stabbed tonight?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on September 2, 2007, 12:46:26 AM
The same thing I do every night - try to take over the world sit on 40kO.

What would you do if there was a really good movie on tonite, and your TV broke?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: pepsi on September 2, 2007, 01:25:18 AM
watch it on the internet. (Is that just me?)

What would you do for $3.50
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on September 2, 2007, 01:44:38 AM
Eller's sister. *zing*


What would you do if you could fly?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sexy Rei on September 2, 2007, 02:32:46 AM
give rides to the moon.

what would you do if zombies attacked?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Tyranid_Wannabe on September 2, 2007, 04:17:02 AM
Sit at my computer, they'll mistake me for a zombie

What would you do if you had no nose?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on September 2, 2007, 05:43:07 AM
Claim you were michael jackson in a heat wave.

What would you do if my sister loved the man named above?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on September 2, 2007, 08:16:53 AM
Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!

Laugh at you.

What would you do if I Michael Jackson music kill brain cells?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on September 2, 2007, 08:20:28 AM
Put on ear muffs.

What would you do if I told you it was your turn to write something in the first Goovil international summit?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on September 2, 2007, 09:38:38 AM
Go there and write something! :P But beware, for "something" may lead to weird situations sometimes...

What would you do if in the middle of a mission you realised that you never wrote what your Goovil Device was?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on September 2, 2007, 10:09:59 AM
I'd go write something...

What would you do if I posted before you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on September 2, 2007, 10:41:07 AM
Read your post, silly! :)

What would you do if I said it will be soon time to begin the second Goovil War?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on September 2, 2007, 10:47:22 AM
Argue that we do not know anything about the 1st Goovil war!

What would you do if I told you that I have pink hair?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on September 3, 2007, 03:01:18 AM
Call you "Donut"

What would you do if you were the last man on Earth?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on September 3, 2007, 03:02:10 AM
I would ask you what kind of color the hair on your head has then.

What would you do if this sounded perverse?

EDIT: Originally intended for Flonky's post but it could work for the mod's too... If you use some imagination...
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on September 3, 2007, 05:20:35 AM
Call Michael Jackson and tell him theres a party going down.

What would you do if I knew Anonymous watched Red vs Blue?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on September 4, 2007, 12:41:52 AM
I would wonder why you're stalking me.

What would you do if you found $3.14 under the couch?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on September 4, 2007, 02:27:47 AM
I would be sad because 3,14 is not 3,15

What would you do if you found Bill Gates under the couch?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on September 4, 2007, 02:41:22 AM
Feed him to a pack of rabid Linux and Apple fanboys.


What would you do if you woke up next to Steve Jobs?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: pepsi on September 4, 2007, 04:05:54 AM
realize I had low standards

What would you do for a "happy ending"
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on September 4, 2007, 09:05:55 AM
Spit out 3,50$ and rent a romantic comedy.

What would you do if I chain posted in any and all of the Tavern Games threads?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on September 4, 2007, 10:42:50 AM
Declare:

"He! Look, it's me!"

What would you do if I was lanky?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on September 4, 2007, 05:07:20 PM
Feed (stuff) you up to triple your weight.

What would you do if I was a Halo player (which I am not)?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on September 5, 2007, 07:19:21 AM
I would laugh and shake my head. Then I would gently tap you on your head and shake my head some more.

What would you do if I was a ToeJam and Earl (the good old game, now the newer) player?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on September 5, 2007, 12:23:45 PM
I would hit you on the head for not playing the greatest gaming series ever.

What would you do if I was a Googlebot?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: pepsi on September 5, 2007, 04:19:20 PM
sue you on behalf of snuggle bot

What would you do if I

 >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: azore24 on September 5, 2007, 06:58:21 PM
SPAM!!!111!!!!one!!!!11111!


What'ld you do if a "g" fell on your head?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: pepsi on September 5, 2007, 08:05:17 PM
say im a rap producer and see if this "g" makes an ass of himself..

what would you do if that happened to you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on September 6, 2007, 11:19:08 AM
Start laughing.

What would you do if I was in your bin outside your home right now?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Inquisitor Yoda on September 6, 2007, 08:59:55 PM
Throw peanuts at you.

What would you do if your mother started making advances on you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: pepsi on September 6, 2007, 10:23:11 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FXz5KMW_CL4 (http://youtube.com/watch?v=FXz5KMW_CL4)

learn from this guy!

What would you do to save beer?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on September 7, 2007, 01:33:59 AM
Collect unfinished bottles of course!

What would you do for a free ride?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on September 7, 2007, 11:35:27 AM
Pay money.

What would you do to get me arrested?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on September 7, 2007, 11:56:37 AM
Set you up for a not so free ride.

What would you do for money?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Talon Undecided on September 7, 2007, 11:59:48 AM
Eat pie.

What would you do when Goovil takes over the world?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on September 7, 2007, 12:06:53 PM
Whoop with joy at being a part of Goovil.

What would you do if I asked you to read your PMs???
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Talon Undecided on September 7, 2007, 01:14:28 PM
Go 'whoops' and get to it.

What would you do if I was late?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on September 7, 2007, 01:54:23 PM
Nothing. I don't have the power to anything around here.

What would you do if I was a secret agent?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on September 10, 2007, 12:57:35 AM
Ask how much it'd be to have you assassinate someone.


What would you do if you knew I was gone from 40kO for the last 2 days because I was camping?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on September 11, 2007, 08:59:29 AM
Ask you for when you'll go again.

What would you do if posters ignored your posts?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Seer Fox on September 11, 2007, 01:27:28 PM
Ignore the one above mine.

What would you do if Sega bought Microsoft?

Ciat,
Seer Fox
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on September 11, 2007, 02:47:37 PM
Commit suicide.

What would you do if I told you that the end of the world was yesterday?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on September 12, 2007, 12:39:58 AM
Tell you that the universe is nothing more than a figment of its own imagination.


What would you do if you found out the universe was going to stop imagining itself tomorrow?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on September 12, 2007, 02:09:09 PM
Tell you to shut up and get on with your 'it's a strange galaxy' essay.

What would you do if I was an cyber-cop?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on September 12, 2007, 08:24:28 PM
That you do a sloppy job of it.

What would you do if I was fencing better than you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on September 13, 2007, 12:54:43 AM
Pull out a gun.


What would you do if you were in a duel and had nothing but a potato?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on September 13, 2007, 09:16:12 AM
Run for my life. Come back later. Better armed. Or die.

What would you do for a interview with Britney Spears?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on September 13, 2007, 12:31:04 PM
Collect £10 million from her lawyers first.

Not as payment.

As compensation.

What would you do if you went paintballing with no paintballs?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: pepsi on September 13, 2007, 05:02:51 PM
Tell tommy hes dead (no I got you first!)

No special titanium armor!

What would you do if airsoft was better?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on September 13, 2007, 08:51:28 PM
Sell my own paintball gear and buy airsoft instead. Now, it won't happen.

What would you do instead of doing nothing?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on September 14, 2007, 12:47:12 AM
Something, of course.


What would you do if you had no witty response to this question?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on September 14, 2007, 08:22:47 AM
Don't answer, evidently.

What would you do if you weren't a human being?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on September 14, 2007, 12:06:24 PM
Commit suicide for being an xenos  ;)...

What would you do if I was happy at eating phish food tonight?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on September 14, 2007, 02:29:15 PM
Congratulate you.

What would you do were you dragged in an arranged marriage?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on September 18, 2007, 01:18:34 AM
Fake my death, then win her over the old fashioned way.

What would you do if they made new episodes of Firefly?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: pepsi on September 18, 2007, 04:08:20 AM
praise allah

what would you do for a new naruto movie?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on September 18, 2007, 07:00:40 AM
nothing, I don't like that.

What would you do if I told you I think Susanna Clark is sexy?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on September 19, 2007, 12:37:11 AM
Ask who she is and if she's worth trying to seduce away from you.

What would you do if you knew you had an A in a class but the teacher fethed up and only gave you a B?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on September 19, 2007, 03:22:18 AM
I would ruin his life by taking his job, his wife, his house and his identity.

What would you do if I told you I only have 36 hours left before I embark on an epic journey that will (moderatly) change what and who I am?

PS. Clarke is the femme who wrote Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell. DS.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on September 19, 2007, 08:35:42 AM
Warn the pope that you're coming for him.

What would you do if I gave you a ticket to a Michael Jackson show?

Who knows, that could also change your life!
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on September 19, 2007, 09:35:37 AM
Damn right it would ;D

I would change Michael Jackson's life by accidently pushing him (face first) onto a hot stove and see if his nose melts.

What would you do if you suddenly ended up in one of Michael Jackson's videos?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on September 19, 2007, 01:00:07 PM
Kill him - to show my sister the error of her ways (please...don't ask!)

What would you do if I was bored?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on September 19, 2007, 02:12:04 PM
I would... ENTERTAIN YOU!!!! Di-ti-tiri-tiri-di-ti-tiri [insert circus music here]

What would you do if I was board?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on September 19, 2007, 02:13:54 PM
Chop you in half you PLANK!

What would you do if I ever mixed this thread up with the 'Why Would You' game?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on September 19, 2007, 08:40:06 PM
Report you to Rasmus. :P

What would you do if the world's most famous swordman wanted to cross sword with you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on September 20, 2007, 01:04:04 AM
Pull a gun.

What would you do if you were the only one who could stop a nuclear war?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on September 20, 2007, 03:23:33 AM
Stop it.

What would you do if you were the only one who could start a nuclear war?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on September 20, 2007, 10:41:56 AM
Start it!  :P

What would you do if you were the post holocaust messiah?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on September 20, 2007, 11:40:04 AM
Make myself a god and have 50 wives of course!

What would you do if I got stabbed in fencing tonight?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on September 20, 2007, 12:34:39 PM
I would pie on your corpse and tea-bag you until my knee-caps broke.

What would you do if you found Tom Cruise hiding in your closet before you go to sleep tonight?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on September 21, 2007, 01:19:39 AM
Tell him to come out of the closet, because we won't think any less of him (I really can't think any less of him as it is...)


What would you do if you were suddenly the most famous person on Earth?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on September 21, 2007, 08:35:39 AM
Find a way to get rich. Very rich. (Such a materialist...)

What would you do if you were to inherit from Bill Gates?

    SGtOaOrVkIyL
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on September 21, 2007, 11:51:42 AM
Say, "Woo!" And I believe, "HOO!" Aswell.

What would you do if you were Bill Gates only son but were NOT to inherit from him?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: pepsi on September 22, 2007, 01:39:33 AM
Why dont you love me daddy...

Daddy talk to me....

DAddy!

I would realize, that I would be low on the evolutionary scale when it came to offspring. As I would be rich, I would have no challenges.

if I were left out I would wonder WTF not even a spare 100k dad? come on! THATS 2min INTEREST!

(gank)

What would you do if bill gates actually used his wieght room
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on September 22, 2007, 06:47:18 PM
Sabotage his bench so I could inherit quicker.

What would you do if you were to inherit...Michael Jackson then?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Onanon on September 23, 2007, 02:29:23 PM
Take the white glove, Jesus juice and slick moves, then use them for my own ends.

What do you do when the FBI come a-calling to your door?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on September 24, 2007, 01:22:05 AM
Ask 'em where the Party Van is

What would you do if internet superheroes showed up at your house?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on September 24, 2007, 08:38:01 AM
   Overpower and enlist them trough superior Goovil power.

   What would you do if you realize that you're about to be kicked in the balls?

    SGtOaOrVkIyL
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Onanon on September 24, 2007, 05:11:12 PM
Kick myself in the balls, thus creating a paradox, allowing me to escape this reality as it is torn apart by trillions of sub-atomic black holes.

What would you do if the end was nigh, but were too overwhelmed by apathy to do anything?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: CrimsonTurkey on September 24, 2007, 06:39:01 PM
Well, the question has informed me that I will do nothing so...


What would you do if you discovered your spouse of three years informed you that before you met s/he had undergone a sex change.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Kragtast on September 25, 2007, 11:30:50 PM
She was never good anyway. So I cheated ;D BUT ONLY THIS ONCE! Ms.right has to out there somewhere, right?

What would you do if a million cute fluffy kittens gently floated down from the heavens?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on September 26, 2007, 12:56:04 AM
Praise the lord for the epic win he'd blessed us with.

What would you do if a million ugly kittens floated down from the heavens?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on September 26, 2007, 08:36:34 AM
   Get my bag of instant creatures generation and bring forth a million of ugly and hungry dogs. Beasties need to eat you know.

   What would you do if I was the supreme master of 40KOnline?

    SGtOaOrVkIyL
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Kragtast on September 26, 2007, 08:58:09 AM
Wipe my brow and spam (just kidding)

What would you do If today was caturday?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on September 26, 2007, 09:13:57 AM
   Live it off as any other day. It is always Caturday anyway.

   What would you do if it was Pluterday and you were rich? (Anyone ever read the book?)
(http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x187/Starrakatt/pluterday.jpg)
   SGtOaOrVkIyL
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Kragtast on September 26, 2007, 06:04:19 PM
Plutrday doesn't faze me. If I was rich I'd eradicate all things bird. I hates them...

HAIL KITLER!


what would you do If I became kitler and tried to kill all birds?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on September 27, 2007, 12:33:52 AM
Brand you as Winning Failure.

What would you do if you were given your own TARDIS?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Kragtast on September 27, 2007, 12:55:30 AM
Wonder what the hell a TARTIS whas.

Whoat would you do if I hacked oxford and mispelled some of the words?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on September 27, 2007, 02:41:55 AM
Laugh as people then misspelled THOSE words and wound up spelling them the proper way on accident.


What would you do if there was no more TV?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Kragtast on September 27, 2007, 02:57:40 AM
Not care. I spend too much time in front of this monstrosity to watch tv  :'( :-[ :'( :-[


What would you do if there were no more computers?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on September 27, 2007, 09:04:11 AM
In that case you wouldn't get an answer, right?

What would you do if the anti-Goovil heresy was spreading?

   SGtOaOrVkIyL
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on September 28, 2007, 12:58:25 AM
Kill it. I'd kill it with fire.

What would you do if you knew I was going to start abusing my modly powers on pro-Goovil posts?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on September 28, 2007, 01:36:21 AM
   There are other ways my friend, there are aways other ways...

   What would you do if you were to suddenly lose all your modly powers?

    SGtOaOrVkIyL
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Kragtast on September 28, 2007, 10:10:34 AM
cry in a corner

What would you do if I asked who goovil was?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on September 28, 2007, 11:52:53 AM
   -Hint you at the answer: Not who but what.

   Goovil is a philosophical power combining Good and Evil into one supreme and overpowering way to view one's reality.
   Goovil is also a power in itself, as force of nature encompassing the multiverse and giving it's followers might and abilities far beyond the common of mortals.
   A Master in Goovil thus as the potential to be a Master of the World.

   As you can see, I and a few select ones here on 40KOnline are far beyond the reach of ordinary earthly powers and as such fears nothing.

   -And now: What would you do if I said that you too could become an Adept of Goovil?

    SGtOaOrVkIyL
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on September 30, 2007, 11:04:16 PM
Excommunicate you for heresy most foul.


What would you do if this question had no answer?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 3, 2007, 06:19:04 PM
   Pay people to press you in a blender until you scream something that make sense. (Oups, wrong thread. :o)

   What would you do if you were caught in a shootout?

   SGtOaOrVkIyL
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on October 4, 2007, 01:07:56 AM
Use you as a human shield.


What would you do if there was no more Goovil?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 4, 2007, 10:01:39 AM
   There will always be Goovil, if there seems to be none it's because it is hidden, which is Good.

   What would you do if you were to wake in bed with an old lady, both stark naked?

   SGtOaOrVkIyL
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on October 4, 2007, 11:59:59 PM
Wonder how long I'd be asleep.


What would you do if you couldn't think of a question to ask?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 5, 2007, 09:32:08 AM
   Think that my last question scrambled your brain enough, which is fine for me.

   What would you do if got mistakenly shoved in jail with a bunch of homeless, drunkards and druggies?

   SGtOaOrVkIyL
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Schrodinger on October 5, 2007, 12:59:51 PM
Call lawyer, sit quietly in corner.

What would you do if you were stranded in the wilderness, and not alone?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on October 6, 2007, 01:30:21 AM
Be happy that at least there's a source of potential food nearby.


What would you do if you were a ventriloquist with no dummies?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on October 7, 2007, 02:18:40 PM
I'd go spam these forums again ;D...

What would you do if I told you to search the net for FSCFilms?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on October 8, 2007, 12:29:31 AM
Ask what FSCFilms were before asking the all-knowing Google.


What would you do if you got RickRoll'd?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 10, 2007, 06:46:14 PM
   Would try very hard to fail to understand the all the hidden meaning you want to convey with that unholy thing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0) you just mentioned. Then I would probably despise and ignore you too for having any connection and/or knowledge of such a desecration. Finally, I would most probably hate you for having put that in me head. :P

   Now, what would you do if RickRoll'd was loop playing in your head, nonstop, for the next few years?

    SGtOaOrVkIyL
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Forge Master Mordikai on October 10, 2007, 09:05:38 PM
OMG! that is crazy

After a week there wouldn't be a few years.

What would you do if Rick was related to you? (does that make sense?)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Whisper on October 11, 2007, 12:27:39 AM
Set something on fire.

What would you do if you woke up on fire?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 11, 2007, 12:42:40 AM
   Live trough it. Then I'd find you.

   What would you do of a triple eyed, man eater and angry dog?

    SGtOaOrVkIyL
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Whisper on October 11, 2007, 12:45:38 AM
Set it on fire and run for my life...

What would you do if you woke up and your house was in ashes around you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 11, 2007, 12:51:06 AM
   Definitely find you. Oh yeah.

   What would you do if that dog was immune to fire?

   SGtOaOrVkIyL
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on October 11, 2007, 01:23:14 AM
Make a fortune by selling tickets to the event!


What would you do if you could never watch South Park again?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 11, 2007, 01:41:57 AM
   Watch better animation. Japanese one.

   What would you do if you were a random cast in a Final Destination sequel?

   SGtOaOrVkIyL
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Whisper on October 11, 2007, 02:20:54 AM
What ever the script told me to do.

What would you do if you got kidnapped?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on October 12, 2007, 12:07:06 AM
Laugh at my captors for kidnapping someone they could get at most $1.37 for.


What would you do if you were kidnapped by someone who wanted to be paid in lint and bits of string?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Rudkin on October 12, 2007, 12:11:21 AM
I would empty my pockets for them.

What would you do if you owned a transfiguration gun?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Whisper on October 12, 2007, 02:02:17 AM
turn you into a puppy covered in petrol

What would you do if you were a puppy covered in petrol?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 12, 2007, 05:09:16 AM
Light a smoke of course.

What would you do if you had too much free time?

    SGtOaOrVkIyL
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Whisper on October 12, 2007, 06:19:40 AM
Post in this thread

What would you do if your computer exploded?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 12, 2007, 09:16:30 AM
Collect the insurance.

What would you become if fire was to disappear from this world?

    SGtOaOrVkIyL
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Whisper on October 12, 2007, 09:38:08 AM
More insane

What would you do if I became more insane?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 12, 2007, 01:25:22 PM
That, my friend, isn't possible.

What would you do if I were to not take you seriously?

    SGtOaOrVkIyL
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Whisper on October 12, 2007, 06:58:57 PM
Not really care... then go play with fire

What would you do if I didn't post on this thread again?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 13, 2007, 12:22:57 PM
Not really care... then go play with fire
some corpses.

What would you do I were to stop advertising Goovil?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Whisper on October 13, 2007, 08:28:55 PM
Play with kittens

What would you do if Goovil disappeared from the world?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Rudkin on October 13, 2007, 10:06:09 PM
I would point out that you seem to be repeating questions.

What would you do if everything suddenly changed?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Whisper on October 13, 2007, 11:57:55 PM
Try to freeze something, then promtly kill myself with a banana

What would you do if a pineapple tried to eat you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 14, 2007, 08:30:29 AM
Eat back.

What would you do if the Inquisition came into being anew?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: 42 on October 14, 2007, 04:55:07 PM
plan for months and ruthlessly crush it and  create it anew working to my grand plan

what would you do if 40k online ceased to exist  :o :'( ;D
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Whisper on October 14, 2007, 08:51:56 PM
Go to a different 40k forum

What would you do if a crocodile ate your leg?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Rudkin on October 14, 2007, 11:04:59 PM
I'd stab it with a coconut.

What would you do if I answered the wrong question?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Whisper on October 14, 2007, 11:33:21 PM
Burn Starky

What would you do if I burnt Starky?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on October 15, 2007, 12:53:13 AM
Start roasting smores over his corpse.


What you do if there was no more chocolate in the world?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Whisper on October 15, 2007, 01:57:04 AM
Eat ground cocoa (trust me its not nice)

What would you do if your leg was stuck under a giant boulder?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 15, 2007, 11:52:11 AM
Pile some more.

What would you do if you were to develop Pyrophobia?

   SGtOaOrVkIyL
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Whisper on October 15, 2007, 04:03:15 PM
Probably develop split personalites, both of which would be completely insane...

What would you do if the internet crashed?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Rudkin on October 15, 2007, 07:55:41 PM
I would hope that it would be back up by Wednesday, when EGS (http://www.egscomics.com/newbie.html) next updates.

What would you do if you had three exams on the same day?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Whisper on October 15, 2007, 08:19:32 PM
Wing them all, of course :D

What would you do if everything good was taken off TV?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on October 16, 2007, 12:26:50 AM
I probably wouldn't even notice.


What would you do if everything good was on TV all at once?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Whisper on October 16, 2007, 02:03:17 AM
Be on my computer... except for Chaser's I'd watch that

What would you do if birds had eyelashes?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 16, 2007, 08:29:21 AM
   Stop to listen to my inner voices and start to worry about my mental stability.

   What would you if waked up in your bed with 50 years more?

    SGtOaOrVkIyL
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Inquisitor Yoda on October 16, 2007, 11:53:57 PM
What if I didn't quite understand the question?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on October 17, 2007, 12:16:12 AM
You'd fail at this game. Y'know, like you just did.


What would you do if I just deleted Yoda's post?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Inquisitor Yoda on October 17, 2007, 12:21:01 AM
Post again.

What would you do if I groped your testicles?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Heretek on October 17, 2007, 01:49:11 AM
Giggle, and push your hand away, but in a flirtatious manner that suggests that if you tried again, I might not stop you.

What would you do if I challenged you to a Zeppelin race around the world?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Inquisitor Yoda on October 17, 2007, 01:50:17 AM
Find me a mad nazi scientist to build me a kickass zeppelin.

What would you do if I turned out to be your grandmother?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Heretek on October 17, 2007, 01:57:19 AM
Congratulate you on having such a magnificent grandchild.

What would you do if you found yourself hanging by your heels over a vat of boiling custard?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 17, 2007, 05:11:22 AM
   Pray for the dinner to begin quickly.

   What would you do if you discovered that all Tavern posters are quite mad?

   SGtOaOrVkIyL
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Whisper on October 17, 2007, 05:16:02 AM
Nothing Different to now

What would you do if yoda was a male and still your grandmother?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 17, 2007, 05:28:15 AM
I'd ask myself who the beslubber my grandfather what then.

What would you do if some stranger were to wrench your beer from your hand and drink it?

   SGtOaOrVkIyL
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Whisper on October 17, 2007, 05:45:14 AM
I'd go and get some gin

what would you do if you were sentenced to death by having coins thrown at you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Rudkin on October 17, 2007, 07:32:51 PM
I'd hope that they would be pennies to add to my collection.

What would you do if you woke up as someone else?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Inquisitor Yoda on October 17, 2007, 07:40:03 PM
Hope someone else was loaded.

What would you do if GW reduced their prices?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Heretek on October 17, 2007, 07:42:35 PM
Buy more manga, it'd still be cheaper.

What would you do in the event of a zombie attack?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 17, 2007, 07:48:41 PM
   Become very skilled very quickly in the art of makeup and acting and keep a low profile.

   What would you do in the event of a Tyranid landing on Earth?

    SGtOaOrVkIyL
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jebus-san on October 17, 2007, 10:23:07 PM
throw rocks at them and hope they went away.

what would you do if you found out GW was going to make a movie, and they where allowing Uwe Boll to make it?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on October 18, 2007, 01:39:20 AM
Start loading up me rifle.


What would you do if Uwe Boll challenged you to a boxing match?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jebus-san on October 18, 2007, 08:07:43 PM
also start loading up my gun  ;D

what would you do, if found out your mom was in adult movies
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Inquisitor Yoda on October 18, 2007, 08:29:50 PM
Blackmail the amphetamine parrot out her (if possible), if not then carefully avoid said movies.

What would you do if your best friend tried to rape you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jebus-san on October 18, 2007, 08:33:48 PM
pray that my best friend is a girl

what would you do if you could only use your keyboard to control your compy?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Rudkin on October 18, 2007, 08:36:16 PM
I would realize that I must still be using DOS.

What would you do if you could dis-prove any statement, and be correct when you did?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jebus-san on October 18, 2007, 08:43:00 PM
dis-prove the statement that i am not god :P

what would you do if you found a cupboard that could turn things into living things, like that movie indian in the cupboard
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Inquisitor Yoda on October 18, 2007, 08:45:14 PM
Make my phone into a niftly little pal like the one from the old carephone warehouse adverts.

What would you do if you suddenly had a phobia of little, plastic models of people with guns?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jebus-san on October 18, 2007, 08:50:35 PM
start playing nids

what would you do if you stoped liking warhammer 40k
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Inquisitor Yoda on October 18, 2007, 08:53:31 PM
Eh, too late, I haven't touched Warhammer stuff in a few years now, apart from picking it up from the floor and putting it back on the shelf that is. Yes, I know I'm still here.

What would you do if someone offered you heroin?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jebus-san on October 18, 2007, 08:57:07 PM
take it and try and sell if off to someone else and pocket the cash

what would you do if you got addicted to MMORPGs?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Inquisitor Yoda on October 18, 2007, 09:09:48 PM
Carry on exactly the way I am... wow, this game is easy.

What would you do if you were DEAD... but only if you utter another word.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Rudkin on October 18, 2007, 10:05:42 PM
I would go play the "Kill the above poster" game (where I've already died several times).

What would you do if people stopped using question marks?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jebus-san on October 18, 2007, 10:25:52 PM
never bother answering statements.

what would you do if you lost all your bones and became a jelly like person?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Inquisitor Yoda on October 18, 2007, 10:30:04 PM
Not much, I wouldn't be able to control my movement properly.

Why do you spend so much time on this website?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jebus-san on October 18, 2007, 10:35:25 PM
thats not a what would you do question, but i will answer anyway. cause i am at work and i'm bored :P

what would you do if you didnt have the internet?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 18, 2007, 10:47:19 PM
Find time to paint my army!

What would you do if you were drowning is salsa?

   SGtOaOrVkIyL
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Inquisitor Yoda on October 18, 2007, 10:47:57 PM
Foiled ¬¬

Drown.

What would you do if you suddenly became blind?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jebus-san on October 18, 2007, 10:49:37 PM
pretend to be the best super hero ever! the dare devil! then fall down the stairs.


what would you do if you where really what your avatar pic is of?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Inquisitor Yoda on October 18, 2007, 10:51:42 PM
Kick ass.

What would you do if you were a womble?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jebus-san on October 18, 2007, 10:54:50 PM
wonder what the hell  i am and go on a journey of self discovery

what would you do if you found a dollar?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 18, 2007, 10:57:28 PM
Keep it with greediness!

What would you do if you were to fall in a pit filled with red ants?

   SGtOaOrVkIyL
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jebus-san on October 18, 2007, 11:02:31 PM
cry and run into a lake or something.

what would you do if you weren't so greedy?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 18, 2007, 11:05:07 PM
   Stop beating the homeless for their money.

   What would you do if a disincarnated bluish and clawed hand were to appear from nowhere and grab you?

   SGtOaOrVkIyL
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jebus-san on October 18, 2007, 11:10:21 PM
punch for where ever its face might be and hope for the best.


what would you do if you lost your creativity?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Inquisitor Yoda on October 18, 2007, 11:26:16 PM
Eat a banana.

What would you do if you lost your creativity?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jebus-san on October 18, 2007, 11:45:16 PM
lol go work for blizzard  ;D

what would you do if you found out you never really existed?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Heretek on October 18, 2007, 11:50:57 PM
Nothing, I wouldn't exist.

What would you do if a rabid mime attacked you in the street?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jebus-san on October 19, 2007, 12:01:23 AM
stab him and see if he makes a noice

what would you do if you became a mime?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Inquisitor Yoda on October 19, 2007, 12:11:35 AM
Mime suicide, with a real knife...

What would you do if you had the choice between having sex with a sheep or a pig?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Heretek on October 19, 2007, 12:21:13 AM
Sheep, of course. Can't you see my country flag?

What would you do if you were elected Pope?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jebus-san on October 19, 2007, 12:24:18 AM
i would tell people that i am the new god

what would you do if you had to live in a diffrent country?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Heretek on October 19, 2007, 12:28:59 AM
I'd move to Sydney, I've always wanted to be somewhere warmer than Wellington.

What would you do if god commanded you to reclaim the holy land?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jebus-san on October 19, 2007, 12:36:35 AM
tell him that i don't believe in him and to kindly go away

what would you do if Sydney sank beneath the sea?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Heretek on October 19, 2007, 12:44:22 AM
Nothing, I don't live there. Of course, I'd have to change my travel plans, but then I could fall back on my second choice; Edinburgh.

What would you do if you had 24 hours to live?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jebus-san on October 19, 2007, 12:48:39 AM
throw a cinderblock at someone then run like hell

what would you do with out this game to play?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Heretek on October 19, 2007, 12:58:09 AM
Well, I could divert all of my disposable income to anime/manga as opposed to half of it.

What would you do if you found yourself trapped inside a museum?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jebus-san on October 19, 2007, 01:04:39 AM
i would break the door open with a brick or a display piece

what would you do with out manga?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Heretek on October 19, 2007, 01:06:34 AM
Hmm... Probably cry, then go buy some anime.

What would you do if you gained the power to read people's minds?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jebus-san on October 19, 2007, 01:08:35 AM
find out that i was right about women and that they are all insane

what would you do if you were stranded on an island with a bottle of water and a rubber band
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Heretek on October 19, 2007, 01:13:18 AM
Drink the water, and use the rubber band to keep myself amused until help, or death, arrived.

What would you do if it started raining marshmallows?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Rudkin on October 19, 2007, 01:24:08 AM
I would make s'mores.

What would you do if you had amnesia?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on October 19, 2007, 01:30:22 AM
Wonder who am I and why there's all these big robots in my room.


What would you do if you had no short-term memory?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Heretek on October 19, 2007, 01:38:40 AM
Probably repeat my last question.

What would you do if it started raining marshmallows?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jebus-san on October 19, 2007, 03:56:32 AM
make marshmallow angels

what would you do if you only had a chair with 2 legs?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 19, 2007, 07:52:14 AM
Sit and fall.

What would you do if the internet police were to knock at your door?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Captain Custard on October 19, 2007, 04:33:34 PM
Not open the door.

What would you do if the Avatar of Khaine where to knock at your door?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jebus-san on October 19, 2007, 05:30:24 PM
pray i look enough like my beloved eldar.

what would you do if your compy exploded?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 19, 2007, 11:58:05 PM
   Collect the insurance.

   What would you do if you began to repetitively lose every 40K game you're playing?

    SGtOaOrVkIyL
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jebus-san on October 20, 2007, 12:12:27 AM
nothing diffrent from now :P start trying to learn

what would you do if could only have one 40k army?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on October 20, 2007, 12:31:53 AM
Pwnz0r fools with the Deathwing (I always wanted to make a Deathwing list, but never have.... no idea why)


What would you do if you could never play 40k again?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 20, 2007, 12:36:53 AM
   Shrug. Pass more time on my other hobbies?

   What would you do if you got destitute of your modly (funnily, the spellcheck correction for modly is... madly) status? ;D

    SGtOaOrVkIyL
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on October 20, 2007, 12:39:51 AM
Lead a peasant rebellion against the 40kO staff. How do you think I got the title in the first place? They're just trying to keep me down by raising me up!


What would you do if you suddenly were a mod?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jebus-san on October 20, 2007, 12:43:28 AM
use my powers to give my self a cool rank like awesome mckoolness

what would you do if everyone was a mod?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 20, 2007, 12:47:42 AM
   Become mad.

   What would you do if you were given an idiotic title?

    SGtOaOrVkIyL
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jebus-san on October 20, 2007, 12:57:42 AM
cry and ask for a new one

what would you do if your post count got reset and you became a newb rank again
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 20, 2007, 01:01:10 AM
   Cry more than you did for the title thing.

   What would you do if you had 232 posts sleeping on another account that got messed up (actually happened to me :o)?

   SGtOaOrVkIyL
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jebus-san on October 20, 2007, 01:06:29 AM
wonder when the hell i had time to post so many posts :P

what would you do if the mods weren't very helpfull?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 20, 2007, 01:12:16 AM
   Continue as is. No difference really. ;D

   What would you do if you just discovered that you had 1175 post count in the Games Tavern? (The horror!)

   SGtOaOrVkIyL
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jebus-san on October 20, 2007, 01:13:24 AM
cry cause i dont ever go in there

what would you do if you were only allowed to make one post per day
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 20, 2007, 01:16:35 AM
   I won't answer that, no, no, I won't.

   What would you do if you became dyslexic?

   SGtOaOrVkIyL
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Onanon on October 20, 2007, 06:11:54 PM
Continue by budding career as a cut-up poet, with the added benefit of it being absolute gibberish to me.

What if you woke up tomorrow, and instead of your beloved internets, you perceived only a screaming white noise wasteland of ones and zeros?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 21, 2007, 03:29:31 AM
   Swear.

   What would you do if you were walking out there (for no particular reason, really) and both of your balls suddenly rotted and felled off?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jebus-san on October 21, 2007, 07:28:43 AM
wonder why baseballs rotted like that and thank every god in the book it wasnt my manly balls the fell off.

what would you do if gamesworkshop desided to double the price of models?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Heretek on October 21, 2007, 07:37:07 AM
Turn to independent stockists, probably.

What would you do if you found a mushroom growing in your ear?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Onanon on October 21, 2007, 11:12:13 AM
Hope it was magic.

What would you do if the mushroom you just consumed was magic, it's effects forcing you to strip to dungarees, bounce around on couches, screaming that you are becoming "super", all the while in front of your future fiancee's parents?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jebus-san on October 22, 2007, 03:39:00 AM
laugh and hope this will finally get me out of this stupid engagement

what would you do if your laptop became a headtop?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 22, 2007, 08:58:26 AM
   Grow longer arms.

   What would you do if Jimmy banned you from the Tavern?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Onanon on October 22, 2007, 05:28:16 PM
Shout 'MODSPIRACY' through the electronic ethernet, each vocal vibration creating sympathetic tremors through the intertubes, at last reaching Jimmy's grossly overweight form and blowing him to whale meat.

What would you now do with this pile of not-fit-for-human-consumption gunge?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jebus-san on October 22, 2007, 05:41:20 PM
consume it in deffiance

what would you do if cousin got ahold of your army and repainted it Barbie pink?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 22, 2007, 05:48:17 PM
   Eradicate the threat.

   What would you do if your dog growed a new pair of eyes?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jebus-san on October 22, 2007, 05:51:42 PM
take it on tv and make money off of it.


what would you do if you grew an extra pair of eyes
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 22, 2007, 06:04:33 PM
   Start believing in Chaos.

   What would you do if that was my last post for the evening?

    SGtOaOrVkIyL
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jebus-san on October 22, 2007, 06:13:25 PM
wait for the next person to continue the game

what would you do if every time you pressed a button on  your keyboard it made a beeping noise?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 23, 2007, 08:42:54 AM
   Become annoyed. Very annoyed.

   What would you do did your bed became alive and tried to eat you?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Onanon on October 23, 2007, 02:27:23 PM
Stop taking my 'aspirin' blotters.

What would you do if once you staple and staple once you staple it becomes something more its pieces of a grander grander thing of grander it's pieces of grander thing staple staple staple staple staple crabbattle impulse101 bigdaddy e=mc2trooper i won the game is this helpful
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jebus-san on October 23, 2007, 05:22:26 PM
grow confused at the rambling and slowly inch away

what would you do if ever time you tried to click something, the button you wanted to click ran away from your mouse.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Rudkin on October 23, 2007, 08:37:24 PM
I would laugh, because I've written programs like that.

What would you do if reality seemed less real than your dreams?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jebus-san on October 23, 2007, 11:24:03 PM
laugh cause its becoming more and more like that every day

what would you do if your fingers became snakes?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Rudkin on October 23, 2007, 11:39:49 PM
I'd take a trip on a plane. :P

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laugh cause its becoming more and more like that every day
You, too, eh?



What would you do if you forgot--- Wait... what were we talking about, now?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jebus-san on October 24, 2007, 12:23:50 AM
i would... umm... hmmm...

what would you do if you started forgetting what you were doing?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 24, 2007, 08:31:28 AM
   Well, I'd... err, huh? Whadizzit? errrrru... rrr arhherr... heeuuuurrrmmm...[slurp-sluuuurp]...

   Wht...? err er r
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Onanon on October 24, 2007, 01:45:59 PM
DRR...DRR...DRR

What would you do if you saw a cliffside with thousands of human-shaped holes in it?

Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Rudkin on October 24, 2007, 08:39:00 PM
I would take a picture; you don't see that sort of thing every day!

What would you do if you got to be an extra on your favorite tv show?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Onanon on October 26, 2007, 03:47:04 PM
Die an epic, manly death. GURREN LAGANN! SPIN ON!

;-; ?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: 42 on October 26, 2007, 05:41:07 PM
 ;D
what would you do if stuck in a pause in the game
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on October 29, 2007, 12:40:56 AM
Play a new game.

What would you do if you were captured by Aperture Science labs?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jebus-san on October 29, 2007, 12:47:50 AM
hope they test something on me that gives me super powers

what would you do if you had a super power and it was to change colors at will?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 29, 2007, 01:17:44 AM
   Don't bother with the house painting and use white everywhere.

   What would you do if your internet connection was beslubbered up and you were unable to connect most of the time? >:(

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jebus-san on October 29, 2007, 01:44:50 AM
throw my modem at the wall and start yelling (its doing that alot lately and i'm starting to get pissed off)

what would you do if you couldnt think of what to write next?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Rudkin on October 29, 2007, 02:06:54 AM
I would..... er.....

What would you do if you thought of the perfect question?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 29, 2007, 09:14:58 AM
   Realise that I am indeed the perfect being.

   What would you do were you to be executed for high treason?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jebus-san on October 29, 2007, 04:14:05 PM
start my own nation and hope that i would be rescued

what would you do if you could only drink beer and nothing else?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 29, 2007, 06:32:28 PM
   Get fat quick. Real quick. Need more money too. Grave robbing is a good way to make cash if you do not care for dirty work. OTOH, that's a quick way to make it fast into jail. There I may guess that if you want your beer ration you'll have to do/become something or someone dirty indeed. Another fast way to get killed too. Stealing and committing crimes to get beer are sins too. Especially if you need to retort to violence to get by. That's a real quick way to get in Hell. Demons are particularly nasty. You'll probably become a Beer Demon in the end.

   So that's it.

   What would you do to escape Beer Demonhood?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on October 29, 2007, 11:58:37 PM
Nothing, Beer Demonhood sounds quite entertaining.

What would you do if a Beer Demon demanded your soul?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 30, 2007, 06:33:12 AM
   Get back real fast to whiskey!

   What would you do if beer suddenly became free?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Rudkin on October 30, 2007, 02:50:23 PM
I would take one down, and pass it around.

What would you do if you got a song stuck in your head?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jebus-san on October 30, 2007, 03:51:54 PM
sing it at the top of my lungs till it got stuck in other peoples heads.


what would you do if some maniac was running around singing an annoying song and it got stuck in your head?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Captain Custard on October 30, 2007, 04:03:14 PM
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sing it at the top of my lungs till it got stuck in
even more
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other peoples heads.

What would you do to stop this raveing madness with shouting people?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Rudkin on October 30, 2007, 06:26:16 PM
...There's a lot a shotgun can do....

What would you do if there was a madman with a gun shooting people at the bus stop?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 30, 2007, 06:27:17 PM
   ...Help him.

   What would you do if you were shouted at and bullied by a three meter, multi tentacled Ghoul screaming at the top of it's lungs: "Dinnertime! Dinnertime!!!"

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Rudkin on October 30, 2007, 06:30:39 PM
Ignore him (and then likely get eaten)! That's what you're supposed to do against bullies, right?

What would you do if you were trapped in a Holodeck?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on October 31, 2007, 12:39:02 AM
I'd start coding me a be-atchin' virtual universe.


What would you do if you were trapped in a malfunctioning Holodeck?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Rudkin on October 31, 2007, 01:01:08 AM
I would likely have the misfortune of wearing a red (or in ST:TNG's case, yellow) uniform, and I'd be the first to die to show how serious the situation was.

What would you do if I took this idea and used it in another thread?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on October 31, 2007, 11:56:54 PM
I'd call you unoriginal.


What you do if yet another game appeared in this board?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Rudkin on November 1, 2007, 12:05:01 AM
I'd think that there would be too many games.

What would you do if I slapped you silly?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 1, 2007, 03:00:04 AM
   Not be much worse that I am usually.

   What would you do if Canada's continental plate was to break from the North American one and sink under sea level?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: 42 on November 1, 2007, 09:45:41 AM
swear

what would you do if the island you are stood on sank
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 1, 2007, 11:03:48 AM
   Swear.

   What would you do were a volcano open under Paris?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Plague Tower of Nurgle on November 1, 2007, 11:20:40 AM
point and laugh as she dumbly fell in and then listen as the world rejoices at the news that she died.


what would you do if your hand was cut off and then began to attack you BUT you still felt pain from it?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 1, 2007, 02:18:26 PM
point and laugh as she dumbly fell in and then listen as the world rejoices at the news that she died.
   ... Ahem. The city, not the woman.

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what would you do if your hand was cut off and then began to attack you BUT you still felt pain from it?
   1. Feel like our friend Ash.
   2. Buy a chainsaw.

   Groovy!

   What would you do if you were to wake up with bloodied axe in your hands?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Snike on November 1, 2007, 03:06:39 PM
Throw it outta window and wish I wouldn't meet the person to which the axe has been used.

What would you do if you'd find out your neighbour has actually been missing for the last four years, but you still see him every morning in his yard...?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 1, 2007, 05:25:47 PM
   Stop wondering where the axe come from.

   What would you subsequently got sick and realised that you indeed swallowed at least a liter from that earlier blood?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: 42 on November 1, 2007, 07:17:13 PM
go to the fridge for another litre

what would you do if you had no blood
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 1, 2007, 10:23:17 PM
   Be something else for sure.

   What would you do if you were missing for the last 4 years and didn't realise it?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on November 2, 2007, 02:26:25 AM
Start catching up on all my webcomics!


What would you do if you went 4 years back in time?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 2, 2007, 07:30:27 AM
   :o Start investing in lottery and stock market. Get rich. Bribe Raine. Become your direct superior.

   What would you do if the government discovered you're 4 years late for your imposition report?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on November 2, 2007, 04:58:36 PM
Have a nice chat with Mr. G Brown.

What would you do if I told you there was a...

NEW AILARIAN FORUM!

 ;D
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 2, 2007, 11:59:28 PM
   Ahem. Probably go take a look?

   I praise you for advertising.

   Rasmus will kill you.

   Starky

    ::)

   Oh, and what would you do if little green men were erecting statues in your honor?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Rudkin on November 3, 2007, 01:13:07 AM
I would strut around their planet as a god (if it's good enough for Goa'uld, it's good enough for me)!

What would you do if Green Army Men were doing the same?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 3, 2007, 08:05:27 AM
   Save cash. Faith ask for no money.

   What would you do were you worshipping Evil?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: 42 on November 4, 2007, 05:40:16 AM
my normal day to day activities
what would you do if evil was banned
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 4, 2007, 12:13:03 PM
   That will sadly not happens as Modness=Evil.

   What would you do were you given powerz over the Ordo Moderatus?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on November 4, 2007, 03:34:22 PM
Nothing, I'm already a moderator on a different site.

What would you do if I told you to forget that 'advertising' above as the site doesn't exist officially yet?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on November 4, 2007, 11:28:00 PM
I would laugh at you for having fake Mod powers.

What would you do if you were condemend to Heck? (Not Hell, Heck)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Rudkin on November 5, 2007, 12:37:35 AM
I would likely look around and say, quite frankly, "What the Heck?"

What would you do if I asked a confusing question?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 5, 2007, 09:51:24 AM
   Sort it out then slap you senseless. Who's confused now?

   What would you do if waked up on a boat and discovered yourself wearing heavy and very tight concrete shoes?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on November 5, 2007, 12:43:20 PM
Phone 118 118 for laughs...then 999.

What would you do if I said reply to the message on the subject of house photos? Whoever I mean you know who you are!
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jebus-san on November 6, 2007, 11:08:47 PM
try to make sense of what you just said... maybe i am just to tired to understand it.


what would you do if someone ran up to you, punched you full in the face, yelled "wheres my damn money... oh sorry, wrong person." then ran way.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 7, 2007, 10:05:06 AM
   Follow him. Find where he lives. Hire some DE on vacation. Or Yoda and Swiper (they would do) -Make them: Destroy his life. Torture to death all of his family. And friends. And dog too. And make them rape the dog. Just for fun. Then break his mind if not done already. Then meet the sucker. Thank him for the fun time.

   What would you do if that happened to you?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jebus-san on November 7, 2007, 02:18:01 PM
go on a revenge rampage, those are always fun

what would you do if somebody followed you around flicking pennies at the back of your head, but every time you turned around they weren't there. and nobody else sees this person either?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 7, 2007, 03:00:38 PM
   I did it. Well, my character did in a Cyberpunk RPG game. Except that wasn't pennies but peanuts (yeah, like the Mod.). And that I got spotted. Bloodily beaten. Didn't get the GM's warning, so I came back for more. Got shot in the head. Made a new character. He suxxed anyway. :P

   What would you do if you were ascending to godhood?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jebus-san on November 8, 2007, 05:00:06 AM
wait till after i fully ascended then go on a power hungry rampage, idk, prolly kill a few million people. then just wonder off in search of something else do occupy my existence.


what would you do if you where to ascend to demonhood?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 8, 2007, 08:59:50 AM
   Heh-heh-heh... Too late mate, t'was done a looong time ago. Oh yeah.

   What would you do if waked up as a mouse in a laboratory cage and that a cat was toying with the latch?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on November 8, 2007, 02:24:36 PM
Well, I'd be the fearless genetic mouse like on the news and show no fear. I would then run away very fast past the cat.

What would you do if i was the big bad wolf and blew down your house?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 8, 2007, 04:23:12 PM
   You'd need to have a hell of a breath since your live on that tiny and foggy island somewhere near Europa...

   What would you do were the Halo games retired from market due to some legal irregularities?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jebus-san on November 8, 2007, 04:26:48 PM
thank the gods.


what would you do if you kept forgeting to put the trash out everyday?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on November 8, 2007, 05:11:32 PM
Get charged by the government. Pay as you throw will be the truth it seems soon...

What would you do if I was a hidden rich man?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jebus-san on November 8, 2007, 05:17:37 PM
try and find you and ask for some cash

what would you do if i posted this and forgot to ask a question?

(stupid tab button  ;D )
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Benandorf on November 8, 2007, 07:10:24 PM
I would hit "edit"

What would you do if you woke up to find yourself in a zoo?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 8, 2007, 11:50:56 PM
   I am already in a zoo. Just check the precedent posts (the entire Tavern in fact) to realise that it is indeed a menagerie.

   What would you do if the Emperor of Catkind decided to step on you and crush your unworthiness out of this world?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Rudkin on November 9, 2007, 12:02:52 AM
I would trick him with a ball of yarn!

What would you do if you were a ball of yarn?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 9, 2007, 12:14:48 AM
   Tease Benandorf to madness. Not that I believe he can be much worse, thank you.

   What would you do if you were a Jimmy?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jebus-san on November 9, 2007, 01:13:46 AM
look at myself and try to figure out what a jimmy is.


what would you do if i had to run and couldnt figure out a question to ask?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on November 9, 2007, 01:25:42 AM
I'd point and laugh.


What would you do to avoid being laughed at for not having a good question?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Rudkin on November 9, 2007, 01:51:38 AM
I would think up a good question, and quickly!

What would you do if you were starting a new job tomorrow and weren't getting enough sleep?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jebus-san on November 9, 2007, 02:33:00 AM
shrug, that happens to me everytime i start a new job  :D

what would you do if you left your models in the car and they all melted, well the plastic ones anyway?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 9, 2007, 08:06:19 AM
   Cry over them for sure.

   What would you do if your dog decided to toy with your Revenant?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jebus-san on November 9, 2007, 07:20:23 PM
get ready to figure out if dog tastes good.


what would you do if you your titan came alive and tried to poke your eye out?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 14, 2007, 10:57:13 AM
   Tell mommy, what do you think?

   What would you do if you realised that while in the Tavern, every word you type, every post you do, every line you read actually participate in making me more powerfull?

   Starrakatt, Overlord of Goodness
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Toad_Raider on November 14, 2007, 08:27:10 PM
Type moar!

Making Goovil stronger can only be a good thing (I'm sure that Overlord of Gooness was only a typo... wasn't it?)

What would you do if I was wrong?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 14, 2007, 08:41:48 PM
   Reply that while the the Lord of Evil and the Crow were coltishing (Hey, new word!) around, making studies, I was taking control of the Organization, molding it's Goovilness closer to my original tendencies of Goodness, so now local Goovil is now slightly more Good than Evil.

   What would you do if I said that I took over the part of the Grammarnazi's work while you were away? And know what? It's a be-atch of a shore...

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Toad_Raider on November 14, 2007, 08:45:59 PM
Take it back I suppose.  And demand my rightful place as (equal) head of Goovil.  From there I am sure I can set things to rights.  Speaking of being a (the!) Grammarnazi, I assume you typed something incorrectly (be-atch of a share?  Rather than be-atch of a shore? Or something else entirely?)

What would you do to clarify the matter?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 14, 2007, 08:54:24 PM
   Reply that it was a typo and the original and correct writing should have been the word: 'Chore'. I praise you for having a Good reaction time.

   What would you do for the chance to get anew your greedy hands over your old position? (I really begin to tire, being all alone to pull all the weight of the Organization over me back y'know, however mighty it is ;D).

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: 42 on November 16, 2007, 09:21:33 PM
poison people
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 17, 2007, 10:17:55 AM
   Rulebreak!

   And so am I: You own iconoclastic way of fumbling with poisons let you die from a massive overload of toxins before you had any chance to use that on undeserving people. :P

                                                                                                                

   What would you do were you to poison yourself by mistake?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Rudkin on November 18, 2007, 03:27:33 AM
I would never do that, because I took a level in the 'Assassin' prestige class, giving me the 'Poison Use' special ability (see DMG3.5, p.181)!
...however, if I did poison myself, then I'd likely die.


What would you do to get out of an awkward situation with an extremely attractive woman (or man, if you'd rather)?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 19, 2007, 08:23:20 AM
   Depends of what kind of awkward situation, but I can always mention the easy way: Dying of shame. :)

   What would you do if your toothbrush had a tendency to bite you if overused?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Rudkin on November 20, 2007, 12:01:00 AM
I would likely get a new toothbrush from my dentist (or just use the brush less...).

What would you do if you had bad dreams?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on November 20, 2007, 11:43:42 PM
Turn to caffeine to keep myself awake. Oh sweet, heavenly chemical....


What would you do if there was no more caffeine in the world?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Rudkin on November 21, 2007, 12:04:14 AM
I would drink decaf tea.

What would you do if you realized you had a paper to write for last Friday that you forgot to do?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 21, 2007, 06:14:18 PM
   Bribe the addressee.

   What would you do if you found maggots in your shoes?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Rudkin on November 22, 2007, 12:36:54 AM
I think I would soon find my lunch joining the maggots in my shoes....

What would you do if you had to make a 2000pt WHFB army by next June?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 22, 2007, 08:49:52 AM
   Depends of your income. You said that you'd just begun to work, so begin to enrich GW!

   What would you do if you were yo busy/lazy to paint your models?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Rudkin on November 23, 2007, 10:23:11 PM
I would likely be in the same spot that I'm in already. I do what I can force myself to do/what I have time to do and the rest goes unfinished for long periods of time.

What would you do if you had a discount at GW (or your local RT)?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 24, 2007, 01:59:39 AM
   It better be more than 10% 'cause that's what I already get in the local independent retailer. ;)

   What would you do if you had won your last six 40K game in a row? :o

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Rudkin on November 24, 2007, 02:03:04 AM
I would promptly lose my seventh.
...and then not win again for another two months....


What would you do if you could turn into somebody famous?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 24, 2007, 02:18:24 AM
   Do it! Do it! Turn into Elvis, saying I came back, grab some of these royalties that still rain upon his copyrights and get rich. Oh yeah... ;D

   What would you do were you to become immune to alcohol? Totally immune.

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on January 3, 2008, 01:57:35 PM
Stop drinking and take drugs instead.

What would you do if I was a multi-billionaire?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: 42 on January 3, 2008, 06:29:19 PM
try and cadge a 20

wgat would you do if i did
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on January 3, 2008, 08:16:41 PM
   Become very to you of course.

   What would you do if the moderating machine was to crash down?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: 42 on January 3, 2008, 08:23:37 PM
cry
what would you do if you became a mod
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on January 3, 2008, 08:44:42 PM
   Cry.

   What would you do if YOU became a Mod?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: 42 on January 3, 2008, 09:43:30 PM
cackle

what would you do if eldar gott nerfed
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on January 3, 2008, 11:20:07 PM
   Again, too late for that.

   What would YOU do if IG were nerfed.

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on January 4, 2008, 11:25:34 AM
Laugh.

What would you do if the Necrons got buffed on DoW DC?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Seer Fox on January 4, 2008, 02:38:45 PM
Not care.

What would you do if I Tangoed you?

Ciat,
Seer Fox
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on January 4, 2008, 03:30:57 PM
Give you a high five. Thats an excellent idea for a video for the new BlueNinjaFilms!

What would you do if I regularly high fived so much my hand went bright red?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: 42 on January 4, 2008, 04:01:59 PM
paint it blue stealthily

what would you do if I did.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on January 4, 2008, 04:19:33 PM
   Swipe that freshly painted hand on your face.

   What would you do if you were to fall in the next stair?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on January 4, 2008, 05:28:43 PM
So you do tell the future...apart from a severe dead leg as a consequence!

What would you do if I whooped your ass at DC?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on January 4, 2008, 05:36:28 PM
   Have a rematch.

   What would you do if I were to do it?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on January 4, 2008, 05:43:21 PM
Cry - as the odds of that are minimal. Puny eldar no like pulse rifles hehehe.

What would you do if I fall asleep mid game? (I won't)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on January 4, 2008, 06:46:28 PM
   Kick you awake.

   What would you do if it was my last post for next three hours?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: 42 on January 4, 2008, 08:57:10 PM
load my rifle for it would be the end times.

What would you do if I left the board.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Heretek on January 4, 2008, 10:16:31 PM
Celebrate, for I would no longer have to suffer through your assault on the English language.

What would you do if I left the board?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on January 4, 2008, 11:31:21 PM
   Laugh at you for being immature.

   What would you do were you offered to Swiper as a sacrifice?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on January 5, 2008, 09:10:23 AM
Run away very quickly and get help...

What would you do if I was a policeman?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on January 5, 2008, 02:55:07 PM
Confuse you with a Police man stripper.


What would you do if someone asked you to strip?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on January 5, 2008, 03:27:09 PM
Depends which girl asked.

What would you do if I asked you to change the subject?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Rudkin on January 5, 2008, 09:20:27 PM
Laugh, and then comply.

What would you do if this did not compute?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on January 6, 2008, 07:23:40 AM
This indeed does not compute with my computer protocols.

Errr...

I needz maintenenze!

What would you do if I was a robot?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on January 6, 2008, 10:59:26 AM
   Wouldn't be surprised. At all.

   What would you do if you suddenly couldn't laugh at me anymore?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on January 6, 2008, 11:14:02 AM
I wasn't laughing - I was yawning. It got quite boring you know  ;)...

Why would you not laugh?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on January 6, 2008, 11:08:45 PM
You don't want to know. It's kind of disgusting.

What would you do if you confused this thread with the WHY would you thread?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on January 7, 2008, 11:55:25 AM
Say crap.

Crap

I did make this thread after all...

What would you do if I ever locked this thread? (I won't)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on January 7, 2008, 07:53:32 PM
Say crap. Then I would probably create a spinoff of the Kill the above poster thread, which would become the Suicide thread, and kill myself in it over and over out of depression.

What would you do if I created a Suicide Thread?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on January 8, 2008, 02:22:43 PM
Not use it. You have to think hard before making a forum game. Suicide can be sadistic, psycotic and dangerous to those amoung us whos mental state is below (or way above) 100%.

What would you do if my mental state was 10%?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on January 8, 2008, 03:33:22 PM
Refer to you as "mentaly hilarious"


What would you do if i refered to you in such a way?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on January 8, 2008, 05:37:42 PM
   About Fonky? Just laugh.

   What would you do were you to becaume Fonky's nemesis?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on January 8, 2008, 09:03:43 PM
You assume I'm not already.

What would you do if I called you Sarky, not Starky. (reffering to Fonky instead of Flonky)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on January 9, 2008, 08:59:01 AM
   Just shrug. That's an inside joke.

   Also, my names and Titles are many: Starrakatt, the Left Hand of Khaine, the Sniggering Jester, Christmas Enforcer, of the Holy Shotgun, Starky, Sarky, Overlord of Goodness, Necromanseer, Demiurg of Goovil, Koordinator Total, Jimmy's Most Interesting Nemesis He Ever Had and some more that I forget.

   What would you do were you to face them all at the same time?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on January 9, 2008, 12:14:23 PM
Laugh.

What would you do if I told you all my titles - including my real life honorific?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on January 9, 2008, 06:08:20 PM
   ...euh, get bored?

   What would you do were you to be used as a decoy for an enraged dog?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on January 10, 2008, 01:37:58 PM
Have it destroyed under the Dangerous Dogs Act 1991.

What would you do if I was bored?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on January 10, 2008, 05:45:04 PM
Run before I became your entertainment.

What would you do if you caught me?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on January 10, 2008, 07:52:47 PM
   Beat you to humiliation at DoW using Tau.

   What would you do if you were to get crushed by a blazing, speeding bulldozer driven by an insane illiterate?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on January 10, 2008, 10:39:54 PM
After that? Probably not much.

What would you do if I managed to survive past the seven minute mark in DoW against you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on January 11, 2008, 11:31:57 AM
You wouldn't.

What would you do if I constantly beat you at DoW?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on January 11, 2008, 02:33:28 PM
I don't know yet, but we can play to find out.  ;D

What would you do if I beat you at DoW using only Cultists? No better yet, Grots.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on January 11, 2008, 02:55:11 PM
   Hang myself.

   What would you do were we to find a fourth Taverner to play at DoW?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on January 11, 2008, 06:00:46 PM
Do a 4 player FFA deathmatch!

What would you do if I explained why latin plays can be so fun sometimes?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on January 11, 2008, 09:10:03 PM
Pretend I was listening.


What would you do if I acted out a latin play all on my own?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on January 12, 2008, 01:03:04 AM
   HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaH aHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaH aHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaH aHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!

   What would you do if you were to lose your voice in the middle of the play?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on January 12, 2008, 02:24:21 PM
Revert to sign language.


What would you do if I posted only in sign language? (If that were indeed possible.)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on January 12, 2008, 10:18:55 PM
   Reply in the same way (if it was indeed possible: I dare you!).

   What would you do if your screen began to bleed?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on January 12, 2008, 11:04:36 PM
The same thing I always do when my screen bleeds.  :P

What would you do if your ceiling began to bleed?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on January 13, 2008, 02:41:52 PM
Say that there is a chainsaw massacre is occuring in the floor above my head.

What would you do if I was Eminem?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on January 13, 2008, 05:53:58 PM
Rejoice in my validation for carrying earplugs wherever I go.

What would you do if I were you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Rudkin on January 14, 2008, 01:06:03 AM
I would wonder who I was....

What would you do if this was an illusion?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on January 14, 2008, 09:03:36 AM
   Find the poor sod responsible for it and strangle him.

   What would you do were you to get lost in sinking Titanic?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on January 14, 2008, 11:27:25 AM
Get on a life boat...or try to anyway.

What would you do if...?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on January 14, 2008, 11:31:38 AM
   ...you were to jump a cliff with your snowboard? Shoot you in the leg. That should stop you. :P

   What would you do if this was to be my last post today?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on January 14, 2008, 01:09:16 PM
Nothing as...it probably is.

What would you do if I told you my first DoW Battle was in The Ailarian tomorrow?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on January 14, 2008, 06:02:08 PM
500 pushups.

What would you do if I ran around you in circles all day?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on January 15, 2008, 12:33:44 PM
I'd probably get dizzy too.

What would you do if I told you most arguments in life start off as simple misunderstandings?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on January 15, 2008, 01:58:30 PM
Reply with something along the lines of "Why thank you Captain Obvious."


What would you do if I released a comic book about Captain Obvious.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on January 15, 2008, 05:40:39 PM
Tell you that you obviously do not know why people use "?".

What would you do if I was famous?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on January 15, 2008, 07:51:30 PM
Tell you that you obviously do not know why people use "?".

Nice catch.

I would make money off of photos I took of us last night...


What would you do if I were not famous?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Rudkin on January 20, 2008, 01:17:11 AM
I would continue as normal, for, as far as I am concerned, you are not famous.

What would you do if no one posted in this thread for about 5 days?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: 42 on January 20, 2008, 09:52:50 AM
get it locked.

what would you do if I did?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on January 20, 2008, 11:36:45 AM
I'd laugh and throw away the keys.

What would you do if I was a Hitman?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Two Blades as One, Samurai Ichirou on January 20, 2008, 12:12:02 PM
Not  worry, you'll probaby kill yourself by accident.

What would you do if you were broke?

Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on January 20, 2008, 02:07:31 PM
Get a loan. lol  ;D

What would you do if you were on the Lost island?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on January 20, 2008, 02:26:51 PM
Find or make a map. Not too scary if you ain't lost anymore...


What would you do if the Cloverfield monster were real?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Two Blades as One, Samurai Ichirou on January 20, 2008, 02:27:44 PM
Run in circles screaming. Then survive.

What would you do if you were the last person on earth?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on January 20, 2008, 05:59:09 PM
I'd make a clone.

What would you do if I ever became prime minister (UK)?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Two Blades as One, Samurai Ichirou on January 20, 2008, 07:02:18 PM
Nothing really, i couldn't care less being here in Canada.

What would you do if you were George Bush (jr.)?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on January 20, 2008, 07:15:54 PM
Try to rectify my mistakes - as in turn back time and kill myself as a baby.

Bet you the FBI will arrest me now.  ;)

What would you do if I WAS George W Bush?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on January 20, 2008, 09:17:24 PM
I'd say, 'Wow, the President of the United States plays Warhammer. Take that general public!

What would you do if I was the only Space Marine (now, not 38,000 years from now)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on January 21, 2008, 09:02:27 AM
   Follow the news for you would be a famous subject of experimentation for sure.

   What would you do were you be asked for lunch by a Carnifex (or Ezeykle, that's the same in the long run)?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on January 21, 2008, 11:14:40 AM
I'd ask what was for lunch.

What would you do if the following happened:

Friend gives you girls number.
Friend gives wrong number - a number of a biosexual man.
Bisexual man takes a liking to straight man.
Bisexual man makes a move on straight man.
Straight man ain't happy.

Personally I would have the bisexual man arrested.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on January 21, 2008, 02:25:24 PM
I would get rid of the bisexual man in a kind yet firm way. I would then kick the amphetamine parrot out of my friend, who probably gave me the number he intended. Bastard.


What would you do if I were the one to give you said number?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on January 21, 2008, 02:56:09 PM
I would do what I did in real life.

What would you do if I was homophoebic?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Two Blades as One, Samurai Ichirou on January 21, 2008, 02:57:35 PM
I'd say, 'Wow, the President of the United States plays Warhammer. Take that general public!

Best answer ever!

To the actual question...

Not care.

What would you do if I was the Emperor?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on January 21, 2008, 03:07:10 PM
I'd kick you where even the Emperor's light don't shine.

Why would you want to be powerful?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Two Blades as One, Samurai Ichirou on January 21, 2008, 03:09:17 PM
because i get o sit forever on a golden touilet.

Why wouldn't you want to be powerful?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on January 21, 2008, 03:11:20 PM
Please obey the rules of the game, "The What Would You Do? Game!"

 ;D

What would you do if I locked this thread for a minute?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Two Blades as One, Samurai Ichirou on January 21, 2008, 03:12:44 PM
Be happy because i'd get a second toi breathe in between posts.

What would you do if i cried?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on January 21, 2008, 03:15:40 PM
I'd cackle.

What would you do if I said bye?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on January 21, 2008, 03:17:08 PM
I'd say bye back and toss you out the door.

What would you do if I tossed you out the door?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on January 21, 2008, 03:35:20 PM
Break your nose.

What would you do if I did that?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Two Blades as One, Samurai Ichirou on January 21, 2008, 06:33:56 PM
Sue.



 ;D


What would you do if I was flirting with your woman?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on January 21, 2008, 06:36:08 PM
Trust me. Just don't do it. You really don't want to see me go there.


What would you do if I told you I were seven feet tall?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Rudkin on January 21, 2008, 06:49:11 PM
Be skeptical and, upon meeting you in person, likely feel short.

What would you do to become seven feet tall?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on January 21, 2008, 07:41:34 PM
Become a Space Marine

But since i've already talked about that, what would you do if everyone spoke English?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Rudkin on January 21, 2008, 08:09:14 PM
I would be very sad, since it would likely mean the death of every other language. Talk about the lowest common denominator (English has to be one of the dumbest languages in the world)....

What would you do to stop the spread of the English language?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on January 21, 2008, 08:11:48 PM
Spreken Deutsch!

What would you do if I asked why English is one of the dumbest languages?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Rudkin on January 21, 2008, 09:19:59 PM
I would try to explain how it has no rules (especially when it comes to spelling) and is merely a (poor) mash-up of bits from a bunch of other languages.

What would you do if I went back to my German homework?

By the way, it's "sprechen" not "spreken".
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on January 21, 2008, 10:13:10 PM
I would tell you to do it, while I do mine since I have finals in German in two days.

What would you do if I told you you were wrong, even though both of us know that you are right?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Rudkin on January 21, 2008, 11:09:33 PM
I would become a bit irritated at your waste of letters. We only get so many of them, you know!

What would you do to pass your exams?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on January 21, 2008, 11:15:15 PM
Hah! You guys still have to deal with school exams. This is why I love life at a conservatory.


What would you do if you didn't have exams?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Rudkin on January 22, 2008, 12:27:28 AM
I would be rather happy.
I wouldn't classify my exams as school, but rather university. Not really a big difference, but I figured I'd toss it out there.

What would you do if you did not understand me?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on January 22, 2008, 08:41:33 AM
   I could always ignore you.

   What would you do were you to fail miserably at your exams?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on January 22, 2008, 05:02:57 PM
I'd commit suicide.

What would you do if I made a new game?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on January 22, 2008, 07:56:48 PM
Probably play it, unless it sucked. Then I would have to hit you.


What would you do if I hit you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on January 23, 2008, 09:03:20 AM
Hit you back with something bigger.

What yould you do if I hit you back with something bigger?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on January 23, 2008, 02:07:19 PM
Walk you over to the "Kill the above poster" thread and finish things.



What would you do if this thread turned into a copy of the "Kill the above poster" thread?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on January 23, 2008, 02:41:54 PM
I'd complain.

What if I killed the below poster?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on January 23, 2008, 02:46:00 PM
I'd tell you to make a new game called "Kill the below poster".

What would you do if I told you the game wouldn't make sense?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on January 23, 2008, 04:59:26 PM
   Start to believe.

   What would you do were you to actually do it?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on January 23, 2008, 05:00:55 PM
Erm, say I made it?

What would you do if I asked you to post in it?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on January 23, 2008, 06:09:24 PM
I would slam you with a wrecking ball ;).

What would you do if I said I already posted in it?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on January 25, 2008, 05:03:09 PM
Believe you.

What would you do if I deleted said thread?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on January 25, 2008, 09:41:57 PM
I would be sad.

What would you do if I was sad?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on January 26, 2008, 11:43:47 AM
Probably rub it in your face.


What would you do if I did?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Two Blades as One, Samurai Ichirou on January 26, 2008, 04:04:31 PM
You see my foot up your ass!

What would you do if aliens entered the earths atmosphere?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on January 26, 2008, 08:17:58 PM
I would say "See man? They're out there man!" with everyone else.

What would you do if you were offended my my post?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Whisper on January 26, 2008, 09:07:52 PM
Point out that it didn't make sense.

What would you do if you were arrested for saying that aliens existed?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on January 27, 2008, 10:34:38 AM
Call them down with my walkie-talkie and join them in space.

What would you do if I did that?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on January 27, 2008, 09:11:34 PM
Kill the aliens.

What would you do if Fred Flinstone was an rather unsavoury chap, what-ho old bean??
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on January 28, 2008, 09:49:27 AM
I would say "sucks to those who live with him", becuase they lived in the stone age. I do not.

What would you do if I sratch-built a titan?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Aotarí on January 28, 2008, 10:52:22 AM
Destroy it, you foul heretic!

What will you do when I also win this thread?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on January 28, 2008, 03:33:58 PM
Laugh in your face becuase you never will!

What would you do if I laughed in your face?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Two Blades as One, Samurai Ichirou on January 28, 2008, 07:09:41 PM
Laugh right back!

What would you do if i was Santa Claus?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on January 28, 2008, 09:29:15 PM
Ask you for An'graath the Unbound ;D

What would yo udo if I did that?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Two Blades as One, Samurai Ichirou on January 29, 2008, 07:42:13 PM
Well..uhhh...I guess I'd give it to you, but you'll have to wait till next x-mas, and i like oreos adn chocolate milk. None of that soy cra you left out last time. Screw what the Missus says, i love the unhealthy junk.

What would you do if i was the easter bunny.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on January 30, 2008, 12:11:10 AM
Ask how and why you lay eggs.

What would you do if you laid an egg?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Rudkin on January 30, 2008, 04:59:20 PM
I would likely freak out.... then have scrambled eggs for breakfast.

What would you do if you woke up as someone else?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on January 30, 2008, 05:28:43 PM
Either be freaked out or psyched for payback. Depends on the person.

What would you do if you could listen to music without the help of an mp3/CD player/computer?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Rudkin on January 30, 2008, 06:28:53 PM
It's called a radio. A rather handy thing, actually.

What would you do if    forgot something in your question?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on January 30, 2008, 07:09:45 PM
People be to me.

can understand?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Rudkin on January 30, 2008, 08:53:56 PM
My point exactly.

What would you do if you were missing a sock?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Two Blades as One, Samurai Ichirou on January 31, 2008, 08:16:27 AM
Wear another one in its place.

What would you do if Bush [somehow] became president again?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on January 31, 2008, 09:03:16 AM
I would scream, rant, then scream some more (not really).

What would you do if Bush was an alien?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Aotarí on January 31, 2008, 10:31:21 AM
Call the Inquisition.

What would you do if I called the Inquisition?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Two Blades as One, Samurai Ichirou on January 31, 2008, 02:23:20 PM
As long as they aren't after me, I'd just stay out of the way.

What would you do if I was a figment of your imagination.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on January 31, 2008, 02:45:45 PM
Not believe in you and then you would go 'pop!'.

What would you do if you could go inside the internet?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Rudkin on February 1, 2008, 12:06:32 AM
I wouldn't.

What would you do if you were a hypocrite?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on February 1, 2008, 12:10:26 AM
I do not know what you are talking about.

What would you do if I started throwing false accusations in your direction?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Two Blades as One, Samurai Ichirou on February 1, 2008, 08:38:46 AM
falsefy them.

What would you do if you weren't you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on February 1, 2008, 09:20:02 AM
I would wonder who I am.

What would you do if you woke up, but you were still sleeping?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on February 1, 2008, 11:44:20 PM
Go through my morning routine. Later when I really woke up, I would be pissed that I had to do everything over again.


What would you do if you were the subject of my wrath?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on February 2, 2008, 05:31:50 AM
   Muahahahahahahaahah ahahahahahah! Just that.

   What would you do were you to become the Golden Spawn's new messiah?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Russ, Gue'Vesa from the Tiny Red Dot on February 2, 2008, 05:33:42 AM
err... Rejoice?

What would you do if your weren't?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on February 2, 2008, 10:28:24 AM
Barge in there (again) and declare myself from the Inquisition and do whatever I wanted.

What would you do if I did that (again)?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on February 2, 2008, 12:50:26 PM
   Hire you as The LHoK's bodyguard and Law Enforcer.

   What would you do were you to be very personally noticed by Slaanesh?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: ETHERLORD on February 2, 2008, 01:01:27 PM
What would you do were you to be very personally noticed by Slaanesh?
get myself a girlfriend QUICK.

what would you do if i didnt have 133715h skillz?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Two Blades as One, Samurai Ichirou on February 2, 2008, 02:43:42 PM
Be happy because i wouldnt have to worry about the mods destroying me.

What would you do if the mods destroyed you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Whisper on February 2, 2008, 02:58:34 PM
Spend less time in the Space Tavern.

What would you do if the Space Tavern and Tavern Games closed?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on February 2, 2008, 05:21:27 PM
   Be very sad indeed. Conversely, I'd have much more time to spend on painting my friggin' models.

   What would you do if every one of your meals for the next ten years was to be eaten cold?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Whisper on February 2, 2008, 05:56:41 PM
Eat meals that are meant to be eaten cold, like frozen chips.

What would you do if a cat knocked a flower pot so it fell on your head?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on February 2, 2008, 08:20:47 PM
I would say "ow" because it would hurt.

What would you do if I was Starky's bodyguard?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on February 3, 2008, 01:44:06 PM
   Muahahahahahahaahah ahahahahahah! Just that.

I think that about covers it.

What would you do if pigs could fly?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on February 3, 2008, 09:14:48 PM
Go hunting! (No not really)

What would you do if I said hi to you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Rudkin on February 3, 2008, 11:17:26 PM
Likely greet you in return.

What would you do if you mistakenly thought I was accusing you of something?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on February 3, 2008, 11:20:27 PM
I would arrest you with my holy Powerz as the Inquisitor Lord of the Fifth Wind Legion and my new grammar hunting skills.

What would you do if I did that?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Rudkin on February 3, 2008, 11:22:30 PM
I would wonder what that would have to do with grammar.

What would you do if I mentioned that you have overlooked the grammatical mistakes of certain posters?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on February 3, 2008, 11:24:20 PM
I would say I haven't because that is not what I am arresting you for, I am just saying that I have that power now. :D

What would you do if I arrested you becuase one of your fingernails looked like a daemon?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Rudkin on February 3, 2008, 11:27:29 PM
I would learn my lesson and trim my nails more carefully from then on.

What would you do if you ended a sentence?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on February 3, 2008, 11:43:01 PM
The same thing I always do. Pause, then start a new ...


GO GIANTS!


Sorry, got carried away there.

What would you do if I told you the Patriots sucked and got everything they deserved because they are lying, stuck up, cheating, bastards?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Rudkin on February 4, 2008, 12:05:55 AM
I would not care in the least, as I have no interest in the NFL.

What would you do if you had lost a bet?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on February 4, 2008, 02:06:38 AM
Have no problem paying because of all the money I won from all the other bets.


What would you do if you lost a bet to me?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on February 4, 2008, 08:57:21 AM
Pay you in daemonically infested dollars, then arrest you for it.

What would you do if I gave you daemonically infested dollars?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Two Blades as One, Samurai Ichirou on February 4, 2008, 01:31:09 PM
Give them back.

What would you do if i did give them back?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on February 4, 2008, 02:51:33 PM
Arrest you for trying to sell daemonically-infested dollars.

What would you do if you knew you were innocent?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on February 4, 2008, 05:27:08 PM
Kill you. Never try to exercise power over those more powerful than you. It never works out.


What would you do if Starky ate potato salad right now?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on February 4, 2008, 11:39:33 PM
Probably nothing, because I would have no idea that he is doing it.

What would you do if you could see the inside of your head?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on February 5, 2008, 12:25:04 AM
Probably not the same thing as if I could see the inside of your head.


What would you do if I removed your head to see what was inside?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on February 6, 2008, 09:23:57 AM
I would be dead. Take it to the "Kill the above poster" thread please.

What would you do if you listened to me?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on February 6, 2008, 09:34:50 AM
   Kill you (Which I did) (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=55579.msg1878392#msg1878392)
   What would you become were you to be spit upon by a Bloodthirster?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on February 6, 2008, 02:10:18 PM
Angry. Poor Bloodthirster.


What would you do if I squished a Bloodthirster?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on February 6, 2008, 03:18:19 PM
Say "good for you" before chopping your head off with my axe.

What woudl you do if I did that in the "kill the above poster" thread?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Two Blades as One, Samurai Ichirou on February 6, 2008, 08:36:37 PM
Post right after so i could kill you back.

What would you do if you chopped one of your testicles off?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on February 6, 2008, 08:41:09 PM
   Depends. I do not have that much fondness for Windy's testicles.

   By the way, is it a new word you just learned? (Biology course maybe).

   What would you do were you to have to do it with a battle axe?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on February 6, 2008, 09:43:10 PM
Not do it. It would hurt. Alot.

What would you do if I killed you for attempting such a thing?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on February 6, 2008, 10:22:40 PM
Get Starky to do it for me. Although that is assuming you actually manage to kill me, a very unlikely event.


What would you do if I closed the window? ("What window?" you ask? Well I'll tell you. It's this window, right here.)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on February 6, 2008, 11:24:43 PM
You mean the window with the Necron staring at me? Ok...
Do not move if you want to live.
Sorry, no can do... the, uh... lock is stuck... yeah...

What would you do if that happened to you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on February 6, 2008, 11:31:28 PM
Kick the crap out of the Necron, and better understand how you feel. Didn't this happen to you before?


What would you do if you were one of the Necrontyr?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on February 7, 2008, 09:21:54 AM
Probably go "Oh noez I is trapped!" and submit it to  Icanhascheezburger. com

What would you do if that appeared on the site? (http://icanhascheezburger.com/)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on February 7, 2008, 01:37:03 PM
Not a clue because I didn't click on your link.


What would you do if I posted a link?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on February 7, 2008, 02:48:11 PM
Most likely click on it.

What would you do if you wanted to click on the above link?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Two Blades as One, Samurai Ichirou on February 7, 2008, 06:22:30 PM
By the way, is it a new word you just learned? (Biology course maybe).

No, I'm just at that part of my list of "What would you do...?" and "Why would you...?" questions.

Why would you commit cannabalism?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on February 7, 2008, 08:27:47 PM
Because I missed second breakfast.

What would you do if you did something?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on February 8, 2008, 12:15:04 PM
   Assume the consequences.

   Now I'm out for two-three days, so behave in my absence, or else...

   What would you do if my wrath was a terrible thing to behold?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on February 8, 2008, 02:50:01 PM
I would play nice, but you know me.

What would you do if I was granted all of your power while you were gone?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on February 8, 2008, 04:10:15 PM
   I'd say: Deal it with Toadie or suffer the consequences.

   What would do to dethrone Jimmy?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on February 8, 2008, 05:32:45 PM
(Pssst, you forgot a "you".)

I wouldn't. I have nothing against Jimmy, nor do I have any real desire to become a mod.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Two Blades as One, Samurai Ichirou on February 8, 2008, 05:38:44 PM
Gaaahh! No question!

What would you do if I hadn't put a question?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on February 8, 2008, 06:55:25 PM
Probably say, "Gaaahh! No question!"


What would you do if I supported Bush. (I don't. I hate him more than just about any other person on the planet. I just want to make that clear.)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on February 8, 2008, 08:55:11 PM
Say "good for you".

What would you do if I started remembering questions?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on February 8, 2008, 09:54:04 PM
I would be very pleased, and I would congratulate you.


What would you do if we all got along?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on February 8, 2008, 10:07:03 PM
Be happy. No fighting is a good thing, contrary to what GW wants us to believe.

What would you do if one person started a fight while we all got along?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on February 8, 2008, 10:45:05 PM
Fight back.



What would you do if you knew who Garry Kasparov was?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Two Blades as One, Samurai Ichirou on February 10, 2008, 12:27:02 PM
Get ready to put one more notch on my rifle stock. 8)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on February 10, 2008, 04:20:50 PM
What would you do if you didn't post a question?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on February 11, 2008, 10:35:52 AM
Arrest him for his ignorance.

What would you do if I arrested you using my unholy Inquisitorial Powerz because you have freckles, which must mean you are a daemon (kudos to whoever gets that).
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Two Blades as One, Samurai Ichirou on February 11, 2008, 12:59:08 PM
Kill you.

What would you do if i was a real samurai.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on February 11, 2008, 02:51:25 PM
Shoot you. We have already gone over this.

What would you do if you had a poisonous bug on your back?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on February 11, 2008, 04:32:46 PM
Probably brush it off so it doesn't get dirt on my shirt. Most poisonous bugs aren't very dangerous to humans, except for extreme cases. (These cases have to do with the physical condition, rather than the danger of the bug.)


What would you do if a poisonous snake was wrapped around your neck?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Two Blades as One, Samurai Ichirou on February 11, 2008, 06:33:00 PM
Take it off. Poisonous snakes arent constrictors and are therefore quite harmless unless they bite you.

What would you do if Paris Hilton was president of the US.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on February 11, 2008, 08:20:32 PM
Hide in a corner.

What would you do if she didn't become president?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on February 12, 2008, 03:50:55 PM
Probably the same thing I'm doing now.


What would you do if you were hungry?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on February 12, 2008, 07:30:03 PM
Eat your brain.

What would you do if you didn't have a brain?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Rudkin on February 13, 2008, 12:49:45 AM
I would go to the Emerald City and get one from the Wizard.

What would you do if you had to watch the movie Zardoz?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on February 13, 2008, 01:56:21 PM
...

Watch it?

...


I mean, if I have to watch it, thats what I'm gonna do right?



What would you do if people asked really self explanatory questions on threads other than the Stupid Questions thread?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on February 13, 2008, 02:58:32 PM
They will be disposed of.

What would you do if I disposed of you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on February 13, 2008, 05:10:12 PM
   Depends of the kind of disposal you're talking about hey?

   What would you do if some poster asked double meaning questions?

   Straky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on February 13, 2008, 06:40:46 PM
Try to answer them both.

What would you do if I disposed of you in the way of dropping you in The Ravine?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on February 14, 2008, 02:18:28 AM
Tell you to take that garbage to the "Kill the above poster" thread.


What would you do if Windy was actually capable of disposing of Starky?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on February 14, 2008, 02:57:52 PM
I would take over his position and rule this thread and all who post in it!

What would you do if that happened?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on February 14, 2008, 04:34:11 PM
Kill you. That would about do it.



What would you do if I had the most comfortable chair in the world?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on February 14, 2008, 11:22:02 PM
Make it uncomfortable.

What would you do if I ate your brain?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on February 15, 2008, 11:23:20 AM
Laugh about the fact that I still have more brains than you...



What would you do if Boccaccio were sitting in your room?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on February 15, 2008, 11:24:12 AM
Ask who the heck he is.

What would you do if I was in your house?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on February 15, 2008, 11:35:39 AM
Wonder why a man who has been dead for several hundred years was doing in my house.


I'd probably spray him with some febreeze. I bet he'd smell terrible.




What would you do if you didn't know about anyone of importance?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Two Blades as One, Samurai Ichirou on February 15, 2008, 12:28:13 PM
find one

what would you do if i was a person of importance.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on February 16, 2008, 02:58:04 PM
Tell you to start capitalizing your damn sentances before people lumped you in the same category as George W. Bush.




What would you do if someone confused you with Bush?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on February 17, 2008, 10:56:58 AM
Ask him if he was blind.

What would you do if Ichirou actually used proper grammar?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: 42 on February 17, 2008, 11:24:58 AM
drink till the bd voices stopped

what would you do if they did not
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Dead-Head Jenkinsons on February 17, 2008, 03:00:49 PM
Ask them if they knew any jokes.

What would you do if everybody you knew suddenly became emo?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: 42 on February 17, 2008, 04:11:45 PM
carry on  living where i do it has happened

what would you do if emos died
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Two Blades as One, Samurai Ichirou on February 17, 2008, 04:28:38 PM
Spit on each and everyone of thier graves cause they're all hypocrites.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on February 20, 2008, 10:18:00 AM
...

What would you do if you actually posted a question?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: int main() on February 20, 2008, 12:03:38 PM
I would prepare my ROFLCOPTER for take off

What do ROFLCOPTERs run on?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on February 20, 2008, 03:44:15 PM
...

Read the name of the thread.

...

Try again.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Two Blades as One, Samurai Ichirou on February 20, 2008, 06:05:27 PM
To late.

What would you  do if the new look for the forum wasn't pro?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on February 20, 2008, 09:53:32 PM
Complain for about a week, then give up. Thank god I don't have to do that.

What would you do if you said "to" instead of "too"?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on February 21, 2008, 09:29:16 AM
   Shake my head in despair.

   What would you do were you to actually meet the Mad Driver without his Blazing Bulldozer in the men's room?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Two Blades as One, Samurai Ichirou on February 21, 2008, 01:30:06 PM
Run out screaming.

What would you do if you were cyber-bullied?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on February 21, 2008, 02:53:47 PM
Send a nasty email. Or not, I dunno. Maybe log off.

What would you do if I logged off?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on February 22, 2008, 08:03:52 AM
   T'was about time.

   What would you do were you to know that this (http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x187/Starrakatt/Noel2007095.jpg) house will be finished in two months time? ;D

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Two Blades as One, Samurai Ichirou on February 22, 2008, 12:17:47 PM
Sell some stocks to buy it. I could always use a safe house.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on February 22, 2008, 12:57:03 PM
   Wrong, you can't.

   'Cause it is mine, ALL MINE!!! Bwahahahaha!!!! (Well, to my wife too...).

   What would you do if I slapped you with the notarial act and laugh?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Two Blades as One, Samurai Ichirou on February 22, 2008, 05:54:48 PM
Go to the kill the above poster thread. And kill you.

What would you do if your powers disappeared.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on February 22, 2008, 06:33:13 PM
   They can't (unless Jimmy use his deamonic and Evil modly powers that's it).

   What would you do were you to be imprisoned and sent to Syria to be put to question?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on February 22, 2008, 08:50:00 PM
Play twisted games with my "captors" until they realized just what I was capable of. Then I would just leave.


What would you do if Orpheus played a song for you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on February 23, 2008, 12:22:17 AM
   Make him meet this guy:(http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x187/Starrakatt/Tyranidavatar.gif)

   What would you do were you to meet THIS one in some random encounter?(http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x187/Starrakatt/Tyranid.jpg)

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on February 25, 2008, 12:06:05 PM
Introduce him to my avatar...


'Squish'


What would you do if you had one of those crazy alarm clocks that throws you out of your bed?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Two Blades as One, Samurai Ichirou on February 25, 2008, 02:45:26 PM
Laugh, cuz i'd have the coolest thing ever.

What would you do if you made Rube-Goldberg Machines for a living?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on February 25, 2008, 04:54:54 PM
   Become like Jimmy most probably.

   What would you do were you to refer to a now inexisting avatar like Ezey did?

   Dunno but smell like full of (http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x161/ZEE00012/FAIL.jpg) to me...

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on February 25, 2008, 08:13:14 PM
Laugh because it is true.

What would you do if your avatar was deleted?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on February 25, 2008, 08:35:11 PM
Cry for a bit. Then go find it again.

I notice that yours is gone too...


What would you do if I popped my back so loud, you heard it from another room?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on February 25, 2008, 11:07:14 PM
Reply by cracking my back, neck, jaw, hands, knuckles, ankles, and toes.

Speaking of which...

What would you do if you saw this?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on February 26, 2008, 08:56:31 AM
Present you with a brand new avatar.

Like this one:(http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x187/Starrakatt/cracked.jpg)

   What would you do were you face the Lord of Evil in battle?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on February 26, 2008, 05:26:50 PM
Use cheats, they have worked for me before...

What would you do if I cheated?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Two Blades as One, Samurai Ichirou on February 27, 2008, 12:59:25 PM
Disqualify you.

What would you do if I pwned you in something?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on February 27, 2008, 05:38:01 PM
Nothing, because it is impossible, so I do not have to worry about it.

What would you do if I pwned you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on February 27, 2008, 06:02:54 PM
   That is also impossible.

   What would you do were you to turn purple?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Two Blades as One, Samurai Ichirou on February 27, 2008, 06:21:46 PM
Wear yellow so my colours clash nicely.

What would you do if you won a million dollars?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on February 27, 2008, 07:10:54 PM
   Get my house paid ca$h
(http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x187/Starrakatt/174001.jpg)
   

   What would you do were you to get indebted of well over 150K $$$?

   Starky :D :'(
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Two Blades as One, Samurai Ichirou on February 27, 2008, 07:33:26 PM
ASk you what to do, I'm sure you'd know.

What would you do if Flonky came back?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on February 27, 2008, 08:22:02 PM
   KILL HIM!!!

   What would you do were I to reverse to Mean Mode?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cripple, Whose Corporeal Form is Now a Shade of Blue on February 27, 2008, 11:36:50 PM
I would curl into a fetal ball in the corner and whimper.

Oh and there would be some rocking back and forth involved

not much, just a little

Alright fine, a lot of it


what would you do if I started counting in binary

1, 01, 11, 001, 101, 011...
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on February 28, 2008, 07:24:56 AM
   KILL HIM YOU!!!
      What would you do were I to take action against your own meanness?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on February 28, 2008, 02:55:08 PM
Join you. It shall be glorious.

What would you do if I forced Flonky to come back?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on February 28, 2008, 03:18:12 PM
   KILL HIM YOU BOTH!!!
      What would you do if you were unable to answer?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on February 28, 2008, 05:25:44 PM
Answer anyways. Your petty Jedi mind tricks cannot affect me.

What would you do if I could fly?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Two Blades as One, Samurai Ichirou on February 28, 2008, 05:41:14 PM
Shoot you down.

What would you do if I could burrow?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on February 28, 2008, 05:44:42 PM
Put a bomb in the hole you just dug.

What would you do if I could climb buildings?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cripple, Whose Corporeal Form is Now a Shade of Blue on February 28, 2008, 06:13:12 PM
Plant demolition charges.

What would you do if I was god?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Two Blades as One, Samurai Ichirou on February 28, 2008, 06:13:55 PM
declare jihad? (don't quote me)

What would you do if i was a terrrorist?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on February 28, 2008, 07:28:32 PM
   Invite you for tea. There's a LOT we have talk about my friend... ;D

   What would you do when Ben Laden will contact you?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on February 28, 2008, 10:53:19 PM
Hang up and trace the phone number to his location.

What would you do if I denounced Both Starky's and LordoftheGrave's godship?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cripple, Whose Corporeal Form is Now a Shade of Blue on February 28, 2008, 11:23:21 PM
You would be burned as a witch.
that's right, a witch

What would you do if I started using lots of italics in my posts like ive been doint?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on February 29, 2008, 01:01:44 PM
   Nothing, I do the same.

   What would you do were you about to discover the hard way what it means to be a Taverner?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on February 29, 2008, 02:42:26 PM
He would hide in his corner for the rest of his life, wimpering like a dog.
He is not worthy to our secrets, they will burn his mind forever.

What would you do if he tried to learn them anyways?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on March 2, 2008, 08:17:18 AM
   Burn his mind forever on the Fiery Altar of Khaine, where he would endure eternal and unspeakable sufferings and torments while we all laugh.

   What would you do were you invited to Gravy's burning festivities?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on March 2, 2008, 07:21:04 PM
Go, and if I liked what I saw, do the same to you. If not, find better ways to do so.

What would you do if I didn't go?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on March 3, 2008, 06:18:38 PM
Boot!

What would you do if I decided to stay?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on March 3, 2008, 10:43:08 PM
Welcome you back and help you plot the downfall of Starky and the Ordo Moderatus (kidding  ;D(on the Moderatus part))

What would you do if I did so?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cripple, Whose Corporeal Form is Now a Shade of Blue on March 4, 2008, 09:44:31 AM
I woud snitch to Starky about your plans and hope for a reward.

What would you do if I ate your pencils?

Yes, that's right, all of them.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on March 4, 2008, 10:15:09 AM
I would get more pencils while you die of lead poisoning.

What would you do if I laughed?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on March 4, 2008, 11:39:19 AM
Sneeze.

What would you do if I farted?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Two Blades as One, Samurai Ichirou on March 4, 2008, 12:57:03 PM
Ask you to excuse yourself.

What would you do if you survived a fall from thirty-thousand feet?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on March 4, 2008, 03:11:59 PM
Be killed from blood loss.

What would you do if I could fly?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on March 4, 2008, 04:08:27 PM
Shoot you.

What would you do if you defintely did sign up for "A Tale of Four Gamers"?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on March 4, 2008, 05:38:30 PM
Follow the rules for it while having fun.

What would you do if I told you I was still thinking about it?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on March 5, 2008, 06:39:28 PM
Call you a liar as you have told me otherwise.

What would you do if I was Obama?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on March 5, 2008, 07:37:59 PM
Probably vote for you, I don't know, as I haven't looked at the canidate's positions.

What would you do if I still only may sign up?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on March 6, 2008, 12:16:01 AM
   Wait for a final answer before saying stupid things.

   What would you do if I was contemplating of participating too?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on March 6, 2008, 10:29:02 AM
Then email Flonky about it.

What would you do if you were to say yes?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on March 6, 2008, 07:03:17 PM
Umm. I'm not sure. Lets find out.


Yes.


Huh, nothing. Weird.


What would you do if you saw a man eat his own head?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Two Blades as One, Samurai Ichirou on March 6, 2008, 08:53:32 PM
Ask him ot tell me how he did it, (using sign language).

What would you do if I accidentally began my question with "Why would you..."
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on March 6, 2008, 09:00:00 PM
   Me? Nothing. Ezey however...

   What would you do were you to win your next five 40K games?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on March 7, 2008, 03:35:14 PM
Smile and cheer, "Yes! Twenty-Five straight!"



What would you do if you lost your next five 40k games?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on March 7, 2008, 04:32:29 PM
   Say: "Duh! Where's gone my überness?"

   What would you do if one of your models suddenly bit you?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on March 7, 2008, 05:23:26 PM
Threaten it with Simple Green.

What would you do if it stole your Simple Green?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on March 9, 2008, 02:36:19 PM
Talk to it very sternly.


What would you do if I told you I got to see Bobby Mcferrin in concert?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on March 9, 2008, 05:49:59 PM
Say "good for you" because I don't know who he is.

What would you do if  Itold you I was too lazy to look to up on Google?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on March 9, 2008, 07:19:34 PM
Sigh, because thats what you did the last BILLION TIMES you didn't know who someone was. THERE IS A WORLD OUTSIDE 40kONLINE YOU KNOW!!!!!


*Sigh*


What would you do if I exaggerated a bit?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on March 12, 2008, 08:56:39 AM
Tell you that I do have a life outside 40kOnline. It involves Warhammer, Dawn of War: Soulstorm, and Super Smash Bros. Brawl.  ;D

What would you do if you owned those games?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on March 12, 2008, 09:44:30 AM
   Play most of them (if time permit).

   What would you do if new Taverners flooded this very forum?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Gutstikk on March 12, 2008, 11:17:49 AM
Join them!

What would you do if President Bush ran for a third term?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on March 12, 2008, 05:15:51 PM
I don't even want to think about it.


What would you do if this question were really witty?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on March 12, 2008, 09:31:22 PM
Turn it against you or Gutstikk, whom I am hoping has a very delicious soul.

What would you do if I ate Gutstikk's soul?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on March 12, 2008, 09:37:18 PM
   Too late for that:
   There's NO escape, as once a Taverner, always a Taverner: you may flee but your soul is trapped forever.

   It is mine.

   Now, where did I put my Wailing Doom so that I can consume it?

   What would you do were your minis to be crushed under your parent's car?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on March 13, 2008, 10:12:31 AM
Be sad.

What would you do if I took Gutstikk's soul?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on March 13, 2008, 06:13:18 PM
   Be amazed, for that would be an awesome fight to behold, as I hope you don't believe I'll would let it go like that.

   What would you do if I was living in Quebec?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on March 13, 2008, 07:17:43 PM
Blame Canada. (Sorry, I couldn't resist.)


What would you do if I were living in Quebec? (I'm not.)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on March 13, 2008, 10:04:38 PM
Say "good for you".

What would you do if I said "good for you?"
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on March 14, 2008, 09:59:45 AM
   Answer: Of course, I AM the Overlord of Goodness.

   What would you do if you realised that you couldn't help yourself but cower in fear at my coming?

   Starky :o
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on March 14, 2008, 11:36:16 PM
Resist. I shall never bow down to you, Goovil, or Khorne. Only the unnameable Fifth Wind.

What would you do if I resisted?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on March 15, 2008, 01:01:04 AM
   Fight and overpower you, banishing the Fifth Wind for a thousand year (at least).

   What would you do if the Sun suddenly began to bleed?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on March 15, 2008, 01:11:07 AM
Offer it a band-aid.

What would you do if I were to make an extremely embarrassing grammar mistake?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on March 15, 2008, 01:34:17 AM
   Most probably fail to notice it, unless it was VERY evident.

   What would you do were you to discover that you can type so much faster than me?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on March 15, 2008, 01:48:06 AM
Continue to do so, but contribute that ability to the fact that I am much more fluent in the language we are using.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on March 15, 2008, 02:02:57 AM
   What would you do if the precedent poster DIDN'T wrote a "What would you do' question?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on March 15, 2008, 02:09:19 AM
I would give them a bunch of crap. I might even use a large change in font.


Crap.


What would you do if I apologized?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on March 15, 2008, 02:37:01 AM
   Laugh softly at your lie. :P

   What would you do weren't for the penguins to live in the polar circle?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on March 15, 2008, 02:56:57 AM
I'd probably just try to figure out exactly what you're trying to say.


What would you do if you rephrased your question?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on March 15, 2008, 10:07:27 AM
Kill you, for you cannot be privy to such knowledge.


What would you do if I knew such knowledge?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on March 15, 2008, 12:32:42 PM
I probably wouldn't care.


What would you do if I didn't make any sense at all?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on March 16, 2008, 03:28:50 AM
   I wouldn't care either. Comprehension is not a requirement for this game.

   What would you do were, say, Rasmus, suddenly became a Tavern poster?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on March 16, 2008, 05:14:34 AM
Blame Windy.



What would you do if I were posting here at three in the morning?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on March 16, 2008, 05:46:25 AM
   Reply at at 5:45 AM for I am worse than you. And it seems that we have a two hours timelag.

   What would you do would our Windy become a moderator?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on March 16, 2008, 10:38:25 AM
I would be happy while raining modly doomTM among the Tavern Games.

What would you do when the rain started?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on March 16, 2008, 02:58:43 PM
   Defy it and win. After all, it worked with Jimmy. He doesn't even dare to show when I'm here! :o

   What would you do if Goovil proved to be far stronger than Modship?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on March 16, 2008, 07:47:13 PM
Deny it, because I do not believe in Goovil, because I have never seen it. Modship, on the other hand...

What would you do if I beat you in DoW, then post it on Youtube?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on March 18, 2008, 08:59:31 AM
Quote from: Windy
Deny it, because I do not believe in Goovil, because I have never seen it. Modship, on the other hand...
   Behold the Might of Goovil! (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=158124.msg1900852#msg1900852)

Quote
Modship, on the other hand...
   ...is never here.

But I am.

   What would you do were you to be chosen to soak up the Left Hand of Kaela Mensha Khaine? After all, the blood has to come from somewhere...  ::)

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on March 18, 2008, 02:49:59 PM
Awww, a link just for me? I'm honored. I still shall never bow down to Goovil! I will, however, try to harness it's power for the use of the Fifth Wind Legion.

If I were to be chosen, I would destroy the puny Avatar with the might of the Fifth Wind Legion.

What would you do if I was able to harness the power of Goovil?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on March 18, 2008, 05:03:47 PM
   Welcome into the ranks of the Goovil Adepts. However you would have to get trough the entry forms to the Organization for doing so. You then would have access to the ressource of the World Domination Goovil Program.

   What would you do were you to be accepted?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on March 18, 2008, 05:25:22 PM
Join your ranks and do what I am told while still upholding the ways of the Fifth Wind Legion.

What would you do if I would do what I said I would do above which I would do? ;D
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on March 19, 2008, 03:52:54 PM
   Say: "Fine, have it your ways."

   Goovil mastery isn't only about Good and Evil nor about what god you serve, what land you come from or what is your sexual orientation, it is about Power. Through Goovil, one can achieve ultimate Power and World domination, the only limit being the amount of the Power available in a given locus of the Multiverse AND your own ability to tap that Power.

   And conversely, having some shock troops in the form of damned SMurfs and some daemons cannot do harm in the Great Plan for World domination, isn't?

   What would you do were you to discover that there is a place for YOU in the great scheme of Goovil?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on March 19, 2008, 05:30:31 PM
Anticipate joining it.

What would you do if I asked you how long until I join Goovil?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on March 19, 2008, 06:11:50 PM
Tell you I have no idea.


What would you do if I were hungry? (I am. Chipotle awaits.)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on March 19, 2008, 09:39:03 PM
I would hang you upside down while sitting far enough away from you where you cannot reach me, nor escape, while I enjoy the most delicious meal imaginable.

What would you do if you were the one hanging upside down?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on March 20, 2008, 01:27:05 AM
   Play yo-yo with my head on the ground.

   What would you do were you to be wrongly jailed?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on March 20, 2008, 08:49:46 AM
Plead my case. Over and over again.

What would you do if I ruled the world?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cripple, Whose Corporeal Form is Now a Shade of Blue on March 21, 2008, 01:09:13 AM
overthrow you in a violent military coup.

What would you do if I was successful in my mad bid at godhood (careful fifthwindlegion, if you answer next. your next answer may decide the fate of you gnoll).
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on March 21, 2008, 01:42:41 AM
  Maybe I'd let you live.

   What would you do were to stumble down in duck infested pond?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on March 21, 2008, 08:59:12 AM
Run out screaming while throwing bread at them to keep them at bay. Have you ever seen a mad duck before? Those things are vicious! :D

What would you do if you were attacked by mad ducks?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on March 21, 2008, 10:53:17 AM
Counter attack with my horde of mad geese. Geese are a lot bigger and meaner than ducks.


What would you do if lordofthegrave remembered all of his capital letters?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on March 21, 2008, 02:55:45 PM
I would not hang him upside down whiole draining his blood out of his body with a straw. Thank you for catching that.

What would you do if you forgot a capital letter?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on March 21, 2008, 03:07:57 PM
Sit in shock.


What would you do if you failed to notice that someone forgot their capital letters? (Hint.)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on March 21, 2008, 07:43:45 PM
Quote from: Windy is dead: That's from ME
I would not hang him upside down whiole draining his blood out of his body with a straw.
   And that is that.

   What would you do were you to discover the hard way that you are a total illiterate?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on March 21, 2008, 11:34:58 PM
dneyz it I tleel yuo! denys ti! (Yes it was intentional  ;D)

What would you do if someone did that?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on March 22, 2008, 08:56:24 AM
   Eplyr teh smae.

   What would you do if Ezey was to have an apoplexy attack after seeing this?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on March 22, 2008, 07:51:03 PM
Laugh while trying to figure out what  "Eplyr" is.

waht wolud you do if I kpet takilng lkie tihs but you cuold unesdtarnd me buecase the lsat and fisrt letetr are the smae?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Two Blades as One, Samurai Ichirou on March 23, 2008, 02:03:48 PM
I'd slap you upside the head to make you talk right again.

What would you do if i hadn't come back to the games?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Captain Custard on March 23, 2008, 02:20:01 PM
Carry on as normal.

What would you do if you died under a pile of quote boxes?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on March 23, 2008, 03:51:33 PM
Kill you. Oh, wait, wrong thread.

What would you do if I was the god of this thread?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on March 24, 2008, 11:10:54 AM
   Laugh, for you would be very wrong indeed.

   What would you do if Custy was to dress in pink and dance sartarella?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on March 24, 2008, 11:39:55 AM
Sigh in relief. I hate it when people stay in the closet...



What would you do if I were hungry as hell? (I am.)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on March 24, 2008, 04:43:30 PM
Be a man and break your nose.

What would you do if I was hungry too?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on March 24, 2008, 05:36:03 PM
   Be a greater man and cut off that damn nose.

   What would you do were Ezey to beat every known record of Hamburger eating?

  Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on March 24, 2008, 05:48:02 PM
I would be shocked. I really don't eat all that much. Except when I go to Chipotle...


What would you do if I really did eat that much?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on March 24, 2008, 08:36:01 PM
Not pay for your food.

What would you do if you were stuck with Ezey's bill?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on March 25, 2008, 09:25:19 AM
Pay it with Ezey's blood.

What would you do if I was French?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on March 25, 2008, 10:11:28 AM
Be surprised at your english "camp" accent as you call it.


What would you do if I visited a random part of the world?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on March 25, 2008, 10:56:21 AM
Be surprised at your english "camp" accent as you call it.
Yeah, that was when I had my Australian accent on  ;D.

In answer to your question, I would be amazed at you having a passport.

What would you do if I gave you beer?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on March 25, 2008, 01:15:27 PM
Enjoy it.


What would you do if I drank all of your beer?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on March 25, 2008, 02:53:15 PM
Laugh because I don't have any.

Oh, and I do have a passport Flonky. Oh, look, your door.

What would you do if I rang your doorbell?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on March 26, 2008, 04:55:33 PM
Open my door, punch you in the face, and close my door.


What would you do if thats how I answered my door?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on March 26, 2008, 05:31:58 PM
Get you arrested.

What would you do if you were arrested?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on March 27, 2008, 03:55:27 PM
Present the case that you were clearly trespassing on my property despite the signs and I can legally constitute your presence as harassment. I get released, you get fined, and the world is right again.



What would you do if the Kool-Aid guy ran through your wall?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on March 28, 2008, 05:49:17 PM
Grab the nearest straw.

What would you do if I stood on the sidewalk outside your house, staring at your front door?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on March 29, 2008, 12:27:06 PM
Wonder how the beslubber you got a sidewalk to my house.


What would you do if I killed you with your little strip of sidewalk?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Two Blades as One, Samurai Ichirou on March 29, 2008, 09:37:48 PM
Splatter you with my big stip of freeway.

What would you do if i gave up 40k and began playing...








LoTR.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on March 30, 2008, 08:31:28 AM
   Find where you live and teach you with an old metal Dreadnought what it means to be a hardcore 40K player.

They never quit.

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Two Blades as One, Samurai Ichirou on March 30, 2008, 10:47:22 AM
What would you do if you had played by the rules.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on March 30, 2008, 11:14:36 AM
   Break the frigging rules (again).

   What would you do were Ontario to sink?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on March 30, 2008, 02:36:29 PM
Blame Canada.  ;D


What would you do if George Bush decided to invade Canada?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cripple, Whose Corporeal Form is Now a Shade of Blue on March 31, 2008, 12:18:27 AM
Laugh at our northern neighbors, but, after rethinking it all, I'd flee to some third-world country where fifty dollars makes me the richest man in the nation.

What would you do if instead of being on vacation, I had devoured Fifthwindlegion
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on April 2, 2008, 08:45:30 AM
   PRAISE YOU!

   What would you do were you to discover the hard way what 3vilness truly is?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on April 2, 2008, 11:13:31 PM
Use it against my friend who along with changing his name, forgot a period after my name. Then, I will betray you Starky.

What would you do if I ruled the world?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on April 2, 2008, 11:42:33 PM
   Ha-ha-ha-ha, so futile...

   What would you were you new to the Tavern and wanted to escape divine (Me) retribution?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: int main() on April 3, 2008, 02:48:35 AM
I would fly about in a Focker Wulf or Stuka and radio down to you(note this must be done in a German accent) "I AM GOING TO PWN YOU LOLOLOL"

What would you do if the floodgates of /b/ on all the *chans were to break and unleash a tidal wave of /b/tards upon on the world?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on April 3, 2008, 09:46:18 AM
   Flee screaming, for you're surely to be amongst the insane crowd.

   What would you do were the Tavern suddenly flooding with n00b veterans from all 40KOnline?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on April 3, 2008, 10:48:52 AM
Beat them all down with a bloody stick. Their veteran status counts for nothing here...

What would you do if I could travel underground?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Two Blades as One, Samurai Ichirou on April 4, 2008, 08:31:21 AM
get rid of the ground.

What would you do if i could teleport.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on April 4, 2008, 05:21:12 PM
Have you teleport into a cliff.

What would you do if the Ravine rose out of the ground?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on April 4, 2008, 05:46:19 PM
[What's up with all the ravines]

I'd be climbing a mountain...

What would you do if you run out of oxygen?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on April 4, 2008, 05:49:35 PM
Quit smoking.

Note that I DO NOT SMOKE. Ever.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on April 4, 2008, 09:08:12 PM
Since Flonky did not ask a question, I will answer Sanctjud about the Ravine.

The Ravine started as a joke, just being a random ravine. It caught on, however, becoming the one and only Ravine, which is a staple in the land that is the Tavern Games. A new addition is the Hill, which looks over the Ravine. Starky's skull throne sits upon the Hill.

Why would you dare challenge me?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on April 4, 2008, 10:30:01 PM
[ahhh]

I challenge you, BECAUSE and WHY NOT.

What is the meaning of PWN.   ;D
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on April 4, 2008, 11:32:53 PM
What I will do to you for not following the rules of the thread. It's the "What would you do..." thread...


What would you do if I put on a hat?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on April 5, 2008, 09:03:04 AM
Strangle you because I can, and Sanctjud because he put a period insstead of a question mark in his question.

What would you do if I screwed up on the rules of the game and just now notice?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on April 5, 2008, 10:37:09 AM
I'd screw them up just like you, and more, like punctuation.

What would you do if you were caught between a rock and a hard place?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Iron_Wolf on April 5, 2008, 11:43:14 AM
drag more people in with me.

What would you do if you woke up without any legs?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on April 5, 2008, 11:45:30 AM
I'd go back to sleep.

What would you do if Chuck Norris prepares a roundhouse kick at you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Iron_Wolf on April 5, 2008, 11:46:27 AM
I would fall to the ground under it.

What would you do if I  :o prepared a roundhouse kick at you??
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on April 5, 2008, 11:52:29 AM
I'd go back to sleep, disturbed that I would dream of you...

What would you do if you couldn't sleep!?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on April 5, 2008, 11:56:28 AM
   Turn undead.

   What would you do if I was a God?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on April 5, 2008, 11:59:17 AM
I'd tell you to wake up.

What would YOU do if you could not change your Avatar!!?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on April 5, 2008, 12:07:06 PM
   Do as I've doen since last week: weep. But now it's back!

   What would you do were you to get run over by a milk truck?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on April 5, 2008, 12:14:04 PM
Run it over with an even bigger milk truck.

What would you do if I drove a milk truck?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on April 5, 2008, 12:32:58 PM
You mean the one crushed under my milk truck?

What would you do if there was no 40K?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Iron_Wolf on April 5, 2008, 12:51:10 PM
I would continue w/ my life, as I would not know it had existed.

What would you do if the Ordo Xenos codex was already out?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on April 5, 2008, 01:08:44 PM
I'd be kicking their asses with my Death Dealers.

What would you do if we were back in 2nd Edition (for those of you who remember)?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Iron_Wolf on April 5, 2008, 03:02:07 PM
I wouldn't know how to play.  ;)

What if 5th edition was already out?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on April 5, 2008, 03:20:59 PM
We'd all be 'running' around.

What would you do if there were no SHOES!!?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Iron_Wolf on April 5, 2008, 03:23:07 PM
My feet would develop hard calluses. No prob.

What if the ground were covered with nails? pointing UP???
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on April 5, 2008, 08:17:38 PM
I would fly and shove you to the ground. Multiple times.

What would you do if I did that?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Iron_Wolf on April 5, 2008, 08:51:46 PM
I would use my anti-nail shield!

What if the Tau actually came to earth in our universe??  :o
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on April 5, 2008, 09:41:30 PM
We would watch as their dead frozen bodies burn through our atmosphere. At around this time, the Tau weren't even evolved past the microbe stage, and if they were, probably haven't found fire yet.

What would you do if a warp rift opened on earth (in our universe)?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on April 5, 2008, 11:42:43 PM
Call out to Grandfather Nurgle...and say, "you rock", "Destroyer Hive FTW"...

What would you do if you have to run on lava?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: eldrasidar on April 6, 2008, 12:53:48 AM
take the opportunity to pick some up for my lava lamp.

What would you do while falling down a bottomless pit?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on April 6, 2008, 01:01:12 AM
Get ready for some chinese food.

What would you do if you got a Death Note...[watching it right now]?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on April 6, 2008, 01:12:12 AM
   Say that you shouldn't disperse your attention. It could kill you.

   What would you do if you were distracted by watching animation when your PC suddenly mutated and jumped at your throat to exterminate you?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on April 6, 2008, 01:16:03 AM
I won't take my eyes off of it, Youtube ftw.

What would you do if the Killer Tomatoes came back on the air?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Unholy Worm on April 6, 2008, 02:20:56 AM
I would prepare to make a salad out of em.

What would you do if all your minis were melted by global warming?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on April 6, 2008, 03:43:39 AM
   Take over the World, enslave the (i)responsibles of it all and deliver them to third world underfed cannibals.

   What would you do if Russia sank?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Eldrad Fashan on April 6, 2008, 03:52:47 AM
retrieve the nukes and blow up china.

What would you do if you woke up and were the opposite gender?

Burns
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on April 6, 2008, 04:28:38 AM
   Find you and demonstrate how it can be physically applicate to your own person, and that without aid of anesthetics or fine surgery tools. No really, just a rusty knife and a chainsaw.

   What would you do were you to wake up some morning with a freaking polar bear in your bedroom. An hungry polar bear?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on April 6, 2008, 08:55:28 AM
Make love not war...could be an interesting story at a bar... ...

What would you do if you are in "The What Would You Do? Game! Mk1" game...?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Iron_Wolf on April 6, 2008, 09:56:47 AM
continue replying.
What would you do if there was a nuclear Armageddon????  :o
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on April 6, 2008, 11:43:16 AM
Be glad it's on Armageddon and not here. The Orks can take care of it.

What would you do if I made a Stompa?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on April 6, 2008, 12:44:51 PM
   Ya won't, ya Kaos player!

   What would you do were the Deamons in the upcoming Codex were subject to animosity/hate toward the other god's?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on April 6, 2008, 02:41:08 PM
Be angry. But I'm not because it would have been noted by all of the people who have already seen it.

What would you do if I could become invisible?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cripple, Whose Corporeal Form is Now a Shade of Blue on April 6, 2008, 03:33:54 PM
Hunt you down by smell.

What would you do if I was a large apple that had laser-beam eyes?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Iron_Wolf on April 6, 2008, 04:12:22 PM
eat you

What would you do If I was the fifth chaos god??!?!!??  :o
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: qwertypp7 on April 6, 2008, 07:07:03 PM
I would assume that Games Workshop was really clutching at straws for the fluff for their next summer campaign...

What would you do if I took a dump though your letterbox?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on April 7, 2008, 02:50:20 PM
Throw the whole thing at Iron Wolf for impersonating the Fifth Wind.

What would you do if I was an avatar of the Blood God?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cripple, Whose Corporeal Form is Now a Shade of Blue on April 8, 2008, 08:22:41 PM
Burn you at the stake, because it's called a greater demon, only Elfdar use the word avatar.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on April 8, 2008, 08:53:15 PM
...

What would you do if you had posted a question?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cripple, Whose Corporeal Form is Now a Shade of Blue on April 8, 2008, 09:04:25 PM
Nothing, as the universe would rip itself apart due to the impossibility of it.

what would you do if I started a new religion?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on April 8, 2008, 09:40:35 PM
I'd serve your head and entrails to Grandfather Nurgle, as he's the one and only religion.

What would you do if Grandfather Nurgle was real?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on April 8, 2008, 09:42:27 PM
Walk around chanting "Ygraak tu amat Slaanesh" all day until I got boobs to play with.

What would you do if I got them?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on April 8, 2008, 09:48:05 PM
I'd speed dial my BFF Bloodthrister and point him your way.

What would you do if the world ends by the next post?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on April 9, 2008, 08:37:11 AM
   As a God, I don't really see it as a problem, so just start anew.

   Were you to witness the burning end of your Chaos Eldar at the hand of a mob of pissed off 6 years old gamers and, well, what would you then do?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on April 9, 2008, 02:50:45 PM
Laugh as I don't play Chaos Eldar.

What would you do if Warhammer suddenly stopped existing?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on April 9, 2008, 03:02:46 PM
Go back to WoW or Hellgate: London...

What would you do if the sky is falling?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on April 10, 2008, 10:08:46 AM
Catch it in my mouth.

What would you do if the rain suddenly turned into acid?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Unholy Worm on April 10, 2008, 01:41:01 PM
Take an umbrella with me.

What would you do if you found out that all your arms and legs were cut off?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on April 10, 2008, 02:47:07 PM
Regrow them (I am a daemon prince after all, I have Powerz).

What would you do if I killed you for slicing off my limbs?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cripple, Whose Corporeal Form is Now a Shade of Blue on April 10, 2008, 08:52:54 PM
Come back to life because Tzeentch doesn't want me dead just yet, and then promptly slay your family, then you.

What would you do if I ate paper with glee?(did I already ask this?)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on April 11, 2008, 02:57:50 PM
I would coat one of your pieces of paper in gunpower. Just before you eat the piece after that one, I light it on fire, and magically dissapear.

What would you do if I magically dissapeared?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on April 11, 2008, 03:00:04 PM
Shed one tear for the Heralds of Chaos, and move on...

What would you do if there was no CSI (TV show)?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on April 11, 2008, 03:00:51 PM
Stop knowing how to get away with murder.

What would you do if I got a Siegfried style sword and chopped people up one handed?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on April 11, 2008, 05:27:45 PM
Kill you.

What would you do if the Heralds of Twilight were actually completed? (I should go back there soon, its starting to die again.)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on April 11, 2008, 05:31:49 PM
Continue support my own legion... of Death Dealers.....'lolz'.

What would you do if the Legion book come out?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on April 11, 2008, 05:44:52 PM
Look at it. Maybe buy it, i'm not sure.

What would you do if a DE codex finally came out?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cripple, Whose Corporeal Form is Now a Shade of Blue on April 11, 2008, 05:47:59 PM
Say, "awesome" and probably not do anything else....

what would you do if you had a big plate of flish in front of you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on April 11, 2008, 05:49:09 PM
Ask what flish is.

What would you do if it suddenly became cold?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: eldrasidar on April 11, 2008, 05:51:38 PM
complain to Al Gore.

what would you do if you were stuck on a deserted island with nothing but a paper clip, some chewing gum, a spork, and a rubber band?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on April 11, 2008, 05:53:11 PM
Use it to get back and force you to find your capital letters. Go get them.

What would you do if you fell into the Ravine?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on April 11, 2008, 06:32:35 PM
I wouldn't cause it has been over used.

What would you do if someone throws-up on you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on April 12, 2008, 10:55:38 PM
Throw them into the Ravine. (Too much or not enough? ;D)

What would you do if I quoted random things?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on April 12, 2008, 11:02:52 PM
Counter-quote you...or throw you into the same Ravine, so the people can continue throwing up on you.

What if god said, "there is no Ravine"?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on April 13, 2008, 09:36:40 AM
Say "too bad". I am a daemon prince of Chaos, what am I but not a god?

What would you do if the Ravine grew bigger?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on April 13, 2008, 09:43:31 AM
Go into the ravine by choice with a sign saying "The ravine, because all the cool kids are doing it."

What would you do if I sold crack to blind kids in the ravine?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on April 13, 2008, 09:45:51 AM
Hang you in the Ravine next to Cris767 and feed you the stuff you were trying to sell. Don't worrry, though, I will get you a bucket.

What would you do if I didn't get you a bucket?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on April 13, 2008, 12:39:27 PM
We are back at throwing up on you.

What would you do if everyone slapped you non-stop?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on April 13, 2008, 01:01:44 PM
Get a very sharp helmet.

What would you do if while wearing said helmet I stated that no man could kill me?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on April 13, 2008, 01:09:44 PM
I would tell you that they can't kill you, but nothing says you won't get hurt if you are punched elsewhere...
And that you are a sexist... women are very capable of killing you.

What would you do if you had a cold?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Eldrad Fashan on April 13, 2008, 01:35:27 PM
Drink till I puked in the ravine, giving everyone a cold.

What would you do if you found some one in bed with your wife (or significant other).

Burns
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on April 13, 2008, 01:44:40 PM
I'd ask if I could join in on the festivities....if not, I'd drag them down into the ravine and throw them in a puddle of your puke.

What would you do if there were no video games?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on April 13, 2008, 09:48:25 PM
Play Warhammer. I have no time for video games as it is.

What would you do if 40kO never existed *shudder*?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on April 13, 2008, 09:49:49 PM
I would never have converted from Librarium...

What would you do if I won the 'Ard Boyz?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on April 13, 2008, 09:52:17 PM
Take whatever you won and throw you down the Ravine.

What would you do if the sky turned red with blue poka-dots?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on April 13, 2008, 09:57:49 PM
Throw you down a ravine full of people who will rape you.


What would you do if I didn't post in this thread again?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on April 13, 2008, 09:59:24 PM
I would be sorry for you for I would not be able to exact my ravenge on you for not cpaitalizing the Ravine.

What would you do if you were to realize that you are now trapped in the Tavern Games and can never escape?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on April 13, 2008, 10:00:32 PM
Drag you into the Ravine of Despair I'm fairly sure everyone who participates in tavern games is in by now.

What would you do if the ravine died out like afros and Britney Spears?

Edit: Damnit FifthWind...
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on April 13, 2008, 10:04:01 PM
I would do so many horrifying things to you that the only thing you could do is swear. You have incited my unholy anger for two reasons:

1) It is the Ravine, not the Ravine of Despair.

2) You forgot to capitalize the Ravine the second time you stated it.

What would you do if I buried you at the bottom of the Ravine with only a tiny hole for air, while pouring molten blood down said hole?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on April 13, 2008, 10:08:26 PM
Probably something involving a Keeper of Secrets mutilating you.

What would you do if you realized that the Ravine is mutual intellectual property, thus I am allowed to make modifications to its title as I please.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on April 13, 2008, 10:10:03 PM
Tell you that it is the Ravine. That is it. No special title at all. That is how it is, and no one can change it. I can make a really big deal about this, but I am not.

What would you do if I were to make a really big deal out of this?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on April 13, 2008, 10:11:40 PM
Throw a stick into the Ravine and see if you chased it.

What would you do if emotion was evident through text?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on April 13, 2008, 10:36:13 PM
Accept it and move on, as you have done nothing wrong in your last post.

What would you do if I could transform into a car?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Eldrad Fashan on April 14, 2008, 03:25:02 PM
DECEPTICON! Call an AC130 gun ship to shoot you with 155mm sabot rounds.

What would you do if I could actually do that?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on April 14, 2008, 05:30:50 PM
Nuke you.

What would you do if I nuked you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on April 14, 2008, 06:42:34 PM
M.A.D., I nuke you back.

What would you do if we upgrade the site again?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on April 14, 2008, 07:26:25 PM
Be sad during the down time.

What would you do if I ate cake?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cripple, Whose Corporeal Form is Now a Shade of Blue on April 14, 2008, 11:05:36 PM
Eat cookies.

What would you do if i committed thread necromancy in the tavern games thread?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on April 15, 2008, 10:10:31 AM
I would murder you 30 times over in your sleep. Or, just laugh at you for yo uare probably at achool right now getting ready to take the WASL, while I am at home on 40kO.

What would you do if you were in Cripple's postition?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on April 15, 2008, 01:06:52 PM
Who's Cripple?  Anyway, I would do the same thing as Fifth, it's not original, but it seems efficient.

What would you do if we started making up stories?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on April 15, 2008, 03:31:21 PM
Make up better ones (BTW, Cripple is Lord of crippling indesicion).

What would you do if my story trumps all?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on April 16, 2008, 08:45:05 AM
   Use my superior and godlike imagination to come up with a better one.

   What would you do if I started a game to Take Over the World?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on April 16, 2008, 08:15:51 PM
Join you!

What would you do if I surpassed you in your task?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cripple, Whose Corporeal Form is Now a Shade of Blue on April 16, 2008, 08:18:32 PM
Hire a foreigner from a third-world country (Mmmmm... political incorrectness) to beat you with a stick. And it had better be a big stick or else he won't get his pop-tart.

What would you do if I decided to paint myself blue tomorrow in devotion to Tzeentch?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on April 16, 2008, 08:46:14 PM
Shut my eyes and walk away, just walk away...

What would you do if you were killed for painting your skin because you were different?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cripple, Whose Corporeal Form is Now a Shade of Blue on April 16, 2008, 08:48:13 PM
I would have placed a paintbomb in your house that would cover YOU in blue paint

What would you do if I burned heathens at the stake tomorrow?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on April 16, 2008, 08:59:03 PM
Ask who Heathens is and what he/she/it did.

What would you do if I pwn3dz0r3dnoob3d you in the face?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cripple, Whose Corporeal Form is Now a Shade of Blue on April 16, 2008, 09:14:12 PM
Curbstomp you, you deserve it

What would you do if I brought a block of cheese to school and ate it slowly during the day?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on April 16, 2008, 09:20:22 PM
Ask for a piece of the cheese.

What would you do if I burned you and your cheese for forgetting a period in your last sentence?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cripple, Whose Corporeal Form is Now a Shade of Blue on April 17, 2008, 12:14:18 AM
Eat melted cheese, as I wear bracers of fire resistance +5 (do they exist?)

What would you do if I carried a large hammer to all of my games against you, and never explained why?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: MagicJuggler on April 17, 2008, 12:24:16 AM
I'd bring an even bigger axe.

What would you do if you found you were sterile?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cripple, Whose Corporeal Form is Now a Shade of Blue on April 17, 2008, 12:25:48 AM
Shrug, it nremoves one problem that could, feasably, look in the far future.

But on second thought, I wouldn't be that happy.

What would you do if I became a hippie terrorist? ((edit: from outer space))
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: int main() on April 17, 2008, 09:32:40 AM
I would kick reason to the curb and use my Giga Drill Breaker on you.

What would you do if the Earth was in imminent danger of being destroyed by drill-shaped meteors?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on April 17, 2008, 10:05:58 AM
Call on the Space Marines to repel those Ork Roks.

What would you do if a Chaos Space Marine busted through your door?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: MagicJuggler on April 17, 2008, 11:47:59 PM
Depends on the marine.

Khorne Berserker I would stab through the eye with a shank made out of toothpaste and newspaper. Or I would redirect him to Red Cross. "They're doing a blood drive down there...you should check it out. People GIVE their blood away"

The Plague Marine I would scrub disinfectant on.

The Slaanesh Marine I would laugh at, for hes a fruit.

The Thousand Sun...I don't know, I'd either say "ooh, a new suit of armor" and bust out my screwdriver kit, or if it spoke I'd say "the library is 1 mile to the north...here's a map. You'd have to remove the power armor because the building was designed by idiots and wouldn't be able to support your weight. Which book was it you needed to check out?"

What would you do if an Ork Mek got admitted into your college on affirmative action?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on April 18, 2008, 10:07:28 AM
Help him with his inventions.

What would you do if we continued the trend of admitting 40k people into our world?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on April 18, 2008, 10:12:49 AM
Stop hiding my room full of Daemonettes.

What would you do if you heard Khorne speak to you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on April 18, 2008, 10:20:01 AM
Answer back.

What would you do if you were forced to take a standardized test every day?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Windowlicker on April 20, 2008, 05:44:16 PM
become so unconcerned with the test that i'd write stupid answers by the end of week 1

What would you do if in 5th ed they wrote "and then they woke up and realised it was all a dream" at the end?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on April 20, 2008, 07:19:56 PM
Burn you in a ring of fire for forgetting a capital letter and a period in your answer.

What would you do if I did that?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on April 20, 2008, 07:22:21 PM
Assist you in torching him.

What would you do if I found a way to justify Sisters of Battle working alongside the Emperors Children?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on April 20, 2008, 08:19:38 PM
Explode along with the rest of the universe.

What would you do if someone spontaniously combusted right in front of you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on April 20, 2008, 10:20:31 PM
Be amused and call Mythbusters.

What would you do if I called Dirty Jobs first?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on April 21, 2008, 10:05:17 PM
Accept your call, then transfer it to the CIA.

What would you do if you were confused by my statement?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on April 21, 2008, 10:10:04 PM
I would be confused, but I'm not.  I know you just want the CIA to just scream at you for wasting time talking to you about the 'myth' of spontanious combustion.

What would you do if I force-fed you nurglings?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on April 21, 2008, 10:11:13 PM
Make you feel jelous when I, not you, become Nurgle's favoured.

What would you do if I were to become Nurgle's favoured?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on April 21, 2008, 10:17:04 PM
Don't forget you have MY nurglings in you...you'd be favored because I'm favored, and that you are my puppet.

Muuuhahahahhahahahh haha... *cough*...

What would you do if there was no evil laugh?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on April 21, 2008, 10:18:36 PM
Make it myself.

What would you do if I did rise above you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on April 21, 2008, 10:20:43 PM
Deny that we were ever 'involved'... wink wink, nudge, nudge...

Wait a minute...  :o

What would you do if you could take back an experience......... .....
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on April 22, 2008, 09:27:49 AM
I would take it back, just take it back.

What would you do if you took my phrase completley out of context?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on April 22, 2008, 12:59:34 PM
Continue the *wink, wink, nudge, nudge* comments.

What would you do if a third party entered this conversation?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on April 22, 2008, 02:54:43 PM
Throw him/her into the Ravine.

What would you do if I became the Lord of Everything?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Snike on April 22, 2008, 03:27:59 PM
Consider you self-sufficient.

What would you do if a third person would have just joined your conversation?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on April 22, 2008, 04:25:26 PM
Hail another nurgle player !!!!!!!

What would you do if I finally got the whole world to accept Grandfather Nurgle?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on April 22, 2008, 04:32:02 PM
Gather a small band of lovable misfits around myself to resist our diseased overlord in a new way 30 minutes a day, 3 days a week.

What would you do if the full pantheon was accepted as the true rulers of earth?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on April 22, 2008, 07:40:15 PM
Overthrow them. Goovil and the Fifth Wind shall rule everything.

What would you do if you became a pawn of the Fifth Wind?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on April 22, 2008, 09:51:58 PM
He/she/it would then be my puppet as well.

What would you do if Gozilla pwn-ed a carnifex?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on April 23, 2008, 08:54:46 AM
Laugh as it was swamped wiwth six other carnifexes.

What would you do if I collected Nurgle, but mad a mockery of every model?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: MagicJuggler on April 23, 2008, 11:03:22 AM
I'd have a worthy opponent for my Anime Orks. ^_^

What would you do if an army of Orks in Japanese schoolgirl uniforms charged you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on April 23, 2008, 11:23:11 AM
   Laugh my arse out then congratulate you. You really did that? :o

   What would you do were I to welcome MagicJuggler in the Tavern?

   Welcome!

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on April 23, 2008, 11:48:57 AM
Go "meh" and be happy.


What would you do if the praise bot never died?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on April 23, 2008, 11:53:43 AM
   That's fine, I have no problem ignoring it.

   What would you do were you to gain a [Spamming Monkeigh] Title for the 'bot' thing?

   Starky ;D
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on April 23, 2008, 11:56:50 AM
Won't happen. Do your research. If you did you would reliase how long the praise bot must go on.


What would you do if starkly actually did his research?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on April 23, 2008, 02:52:57 PM
Ask if this research gave him a free "l" in his name.

What would you do if I tracked this bot to its source?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on April 23, 2008, 02:54:07 PM
Laugh, as its guard dogs bite you in the face and amphetamine parrot on your stomach.

What would you do if I stopped the bot from doing its work?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on April 23, 2008, 02:55:19 PM
Probably pet Sammy, poke Shadow, and assist you.

What would you do if Shade has acquired another inu I don't know about. (Inu=dog)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on April 23, 2008, 02:57:07 PM
Tell you that I have. Her name is Tasha and is as dumb as a rock.


What would you do if I made a bot for each game?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Snike on April 23, 2008, 03:53:28 PM
Praise you, then sage you for using bots.

What would you do if you'd find out the dog has eaten all the cookies and would have one hell of a diarrhea for the next two days?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on April 23, 2008, 03:56:19 PM
Call it a stupid dog and move on with my day.

What would you do if the second and more vicious one did eat the cookies?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on April 23, 2008, 07:29:44 PM
Throw it in the Ravine. Those were good cookies.

What would you do if I ate all the cokkies the dog didn't steal?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on April 23, 2008, 09:41:04 PM
Laugh, as the cookies have ex-lax in them.


What would you do if you where in the same room as windy when the ex-lax takes effect?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on April 23, 2008, 10:20:39 PM
All praise Nurgle and his awesome gifts... we'll maybe even get a Nurgling at Fifth's expense...

What would you do if a Nurgling DID come out..?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cortez on April 24, 2008, 12:53:35 AM
Hmmm... uber mega awesome master crafted power sword at 1 intitiative at least higher than the nurgling.

What would you do if you replied to this????? HMMMMMMMMM????
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on April 24, 2008, 08:30:02 AM
I would be replying to it, and ONE UP YOUZ, I got the UBER SPIKY BITZ.

What would you do if daemonettes were actually real??
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on April 24, 2008, 10:05:23 AM
I would hope they don't come to earth.

What would you do if I really was a Daemon Prince?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on April 24, 2008, 12:50:04 PM
If you are a Daemon Prince, I'd be Father Nurgle, second to Grandfather Nurgle...

What would you do if a cat caught your tongue?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on April 24, 2008, 12:50:49 PM
Kill the cat.

What would you do if I managed to take down Goovil?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on April 24, 2008, 12:55:55 PM
I wouldn't care.

What would you do if there is no Goovil?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on April 24, 2008, 12:58:32 PM
Go on with my business and take out any other group that pops up.

What would you do if I realised that I was mistaken about your army list?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on April 24, 2008, 01:00:09 PM
I'd still smash your head in with my awesome army list of unbeatenness....(now that's gonna jinx them, I know it).

What would you do if we fought each other, and I (unsurprisingly) victorious slaughter you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on April 24, 2008, 01:11:43 PM
Slay you for cheating.


What would you do, other then cry your self to sleep, when you lose?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on April 24, 2008, 01:14:47 PM
It would actually be a good thing if I lose, ( note, I never cheat, I let people cheat against me, and still beat them to the floor), so I can learn from it, and then have another 100 years of unbeatenness.

What would you do if I hunted you down and shoved these Nurgling made brownies and muffins down your throat..?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on April 24, 2008, 01:16:27 PM
Well see, nothing, because it could never happen. First you would have to find me. Then you would have to get past my dogs. Then past the shotgun. Then finally the sword.


What would you do if I hunted YOU down?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on April 24, 2008, 01:24:49 PM
You'd fall on your sword as the dogs ninja'ed the shotgun shells...
But that's after some of my Nurglings clawed up your... ... um... I dont know where this is going.

What would you do if this cyclic, I kill you, you kill me, kinda thread gets absorbed by the real thread for it?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on April 24, 2008, 01:25:36 PM
Not really care.


What would you do if I stoped this trend right here?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Snike on April 24, 2008, 01:32:27 PM
Be happy to stop you two from childishly threatening/semi-insulting each other 24/7 ITT.

What would you do if it'd be game over?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on April 24, 2008, 01:34:10 PM
Note that: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONGS TO US.

What would you do if L didn't die in Deathnote, and turn this into the ANime thread?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on April 24, 2008, 02:53:09 PM
Wonder if "L" is a name or a misspelling on your part. Don't let it be the second.

What would you do if I killed Nurgle?

[person sitting next to FifthWindLegion the Ravine Lord at lunch]

If L didn't die Near & Mello wouldn't be in the show. :P

-Chips
[/person sitting next to FifthWindLegion the Ravine Lord at lunch]
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Two Blades as One, Samurai Ichirou on May 3, 2008, 05:02:13 PM
Sneeze to bring him back.

What would you do if i stayed away from te tavern games?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 3, 2008, 05:18:15 PM
Nothing, as it would pull you back in eventually.

What would you do if you were in the quicksand tavern?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: 4084595657 on May 3, 2008, 05:59:23 PM
Lie on my back so float above the sand :D Then swim to a different thread.

What would you do if i ate some ice cream?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 3, 2008, 06:01:16 PM
Buy one, since I am right behind you in line.

What would you do if I thanked you for bringing back this thread?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on May 3, 2008, 10:01:27 PM
   Ask you if it is really worth it.

   What would you do were you to know that I'm just back from a Team Tourney where I won my three (allied) battles?

   (Sadly we only won 2nd place with three Victories, two draws and one defeat...)

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 3, 2008, 10:09:45 PM
I would ask, how did the stealer shock / double lash / 9 oblit team do...

What would you do if I did that... and got 1st place...somehow?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 3, 2008, 10:17:27 PM
Laugh as I got 1/2th place, which is above 1st place.

What would you do if my army wasn't a cheesy tournament list but still beat you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 3, 2008, 10:19:44 PM
I would get the tourny organizers to throw you out... cause, it's impossible to beat me unless you cheat...like making a deal with the devil.

What would you do if I was the yellow 'Holy Shotgun'?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on May 3, 2008, 10:26:15 PM
   That, me friend, is not possible as you already the green Nurgly Dog.

   What would you do if I said that the Stealer/Lash didn't show and were replaced by an Asscan Spam army and a BT LR/Termie force? (I nearly lost all my force against these but hey! Fortune for the Win and a crapload of GK to help me up.)

   (They finished 4th!)

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 3, 2008, 10:30:13 PM
Tell you to thank me, cause I secretly asked Grandfather Nurgle to give them some lovin... ...they couldn't leave their toilets even if they gave their souls to Grandfather Nurgle.
As for asscannon spam....what asscannon spam...you mean the light rain on my plague marines...pfft.

What would you do if plague marines get another buff in the new edition..?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 3, 2008, 10:31:59 PM
Make my army a count as Death Guard.

What would you do if I did that?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 3, 2008, 10:34:02 PM
Love it.  Like Slaanesh would....oh wait...ouch....spik y bitz...

What would you do if we kick this up the Rated MA?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on May 3, 2008, 10:35:37 PM
   Suffer along.

   What would you do if I said that my entire Wraithguard squad was wiped to the  Spiritseer before I got that damn Agoniser totting druggie Archon?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 3, 2008, 10:51:28 PM
Say "ha!".

What list would you use if we fought?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 3, 2008, 10:55:04 PM
My list of awesome, made of win... with Fifth's Card as my Banner !!!

What would you do, if I'm made of win too?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 3, 2008, 10:57:09 PM
Figure out how this "win" substance can substain human life...

What would you do if I tested you in a lab below the Hymilain mountains?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 3, 2008, 11:01:11 PM
My white dogs would infultrate your base... and shoot lasers and destroy your base.
Plus, if I do get killed... I turn into Nurglings and will be back to plague you againt with my ultimate Cuteness corruption.

What would you do if I change my avatar?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 3, 2008, 11:02:10 PM
Look at it.

(You could also put the card in your sig, if that was what you were thinking)

What would you do if I made a card of myself?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 3, 2008, 11:04:58 PM
You'll need Toady to do that.

As for the card...funny as it is...it's just too small for avatar... as for sig..hmmm interesting...didn't know one can do that.

What would you do if Toady outshines you in teh Moderator Fun thread?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 3, 2008, 11:09:07 PM
He started it, and I thought he already does. Either way, I don't care.

(Yes you can, its till an [img] thing)

What would you do if I made a set of cards for all of the mods?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 3, 2008, 11:11:24 PM
Wait and see if they are amused.... if so, swoop in and ninja you for the glory that is Nurgle....>>>...>.>

What would you do if you actually had the time?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 3, 2008, 11:21:23 PM
Assuming how much I am actually on this site... I have the time.

What would you do if the mods were not amused?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 3, 2008, 11:27:22 PM
Tell them to get on the 'kill' thread and gang kill you...

What would you do if I remove the pic in my sig?  ;D
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 3, 2008, 11:28:14 PM
Be sad, but eventually get over it.

What would you do if I made a card for everyone in the Tavern?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 3, 2008, 11:31:09 PM
Call 911 for an ambulance for you...as your corpse would start to stick after the comp overheat you as your slump body starts molding to Grandfather Nurgles' delight....oh wait...I'm merging threads now....

What would you do if you had more time.....'outside'..?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 3, 2008, 11:32:11 PM
I would melt. As simply as that.

What would you do if you stepped in my puddle?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 3, 2008, 11:37:22 PM
Tell you that cloning is illegal...and ask you to curb your force storm and not ruin your blinged up ride...

Oh wait...this is 40K not Star Wars...

What would you do if you had to side between the Empire Space fleet vs. Imperial Navy fleet?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 3, 2008, 11:40:39 PM
The Empire has colored lasers. Also, Darth Vader' Force powers could make the Imperial Commander ram another ship...

What would you do if someone wrote up fluff for this event?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 3, 2008, 11:46:47 PM
Call Lucas films and make them make that movie...

What would you do if we get colored lasers and Dark side force powers in 40K...at least I think we have these things already..?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 4, 2008, 12:00:30 AM
Be happy.

What would you do if 40kO started messing up on me? (it tells me that you haven't responded to this thread in the "new replies" feture, but does when I go to the Tavern Games from the main menu)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 4, 2008, 01:26:02 AM
It happens sometimes... 40kO is sometimes moody...if you touch it the wrong way, it updates on you and the screen goes blank.

What would you do if 40KO was alive?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 4, 2008, 10:30:11 AM
Say hi, and be creeped out when it says hi back.

What would you do if I stopped posting? *shivers*
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 4, 2008, 11:03:53 AM
Weep for the Heralds of Twilight...and masterfully take it over and convert it over to worship only Nurgle....and change the color of their armor.

What would you do if I go over and do it right now?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 4, 2008, 07:31:13 PM
Stop you and a new pic of your dog.

What would you do if I beat you at Whirly Ball?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: int main() on May 5, 2008, 02:48:59 AM
I would ventilate the 5th wind into the ravine

What would you do if I were to dump Sanctjud in there as well?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on May 5, 2008, 09:17:51 AM
   Watch the show as they rip each other apart. I'll bring popcorn, you bring the beer. Care to sell tickets?

   What would you do if Taverners actually wanted to witness that fight?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 5, 2008, 10:00:45 AM
Ask Grandfather Nurgle for a little amusement as all the Taverners get a taste of what it's like to be in the 'Green Hole'...

What would you do if you arrived in the Green Hole?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 5, 2008, 10:06:21 AM
Shove it into the Ravine, we got room.

What would you do if the Ravine was alive?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 5, 2008, 10:07:29 AM
Go out drinking with him/her/it and then covert him/her/it to Nurgle.

What would you do if he/she/it was interested?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 5, 2008, 10:18:43 AM
Kill them.

What would you do if you found their head on a pike?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 5, 2008, 10:21:33 AM
Be impressed as a ravine is balancing on a pike.

What would you do if someone sneezed on it.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 5, 2008, 10:23:04 AM
I would eat them for thinking something that was personified.

What would you do if my English teacher killed you for misusing word choice?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 5, 2008, 10:26:14 AM
Tell them to 'eats, shoots and leaves.'

What would you do (after eating them) you started down the path of Nurgle?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 5, 2008, 10:37:51 AM
Leave.

What would you do if I ate you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 5, 2008, 10:43:12 AM
Slowly eat you from the in side, only to come out like a chestburster!!!!

What would you do if I instead did other stuff to you... Nurgly stuff...?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: DA08 on May 5, 2008, 11:21:32 AM
Scream!!!

What would you do if i did other stuff to you... slaneeshi stuff...?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 5, 2008, 11:26:59 AM
Well... you wouldn't be able to start as the miasma of decay would overwhelm you and you drop to the floor... then I call the Dark Angels and have them purge you with flame as you are a slaaneshi follower and not a dark angel is your name would suggest.

As for the DA not attacking me... we are both green.. I kinda fit in, excetp for the bloated belly, disfigured proportions and the nurgle signs all over me.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: DA08 on May 5, 2008, 11:28:19 AM
you didnt put a question up

Where is your question
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 5, 2008, 11:31:52 AM
I didn't need one... cause I knew you were not gone yet.

What would you do if you lied on another thread?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: DA08 on May 5, 2008, 11:33:11 AM
kill you

what would you do if you were dead
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 5, 2008, 11:37:36 AM
Nothing much, prob. the same things as I do now... oh yea... Nurgle loves me.. there fore... death is not exactly anything new to me.

What would you do if Zombies attacked?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: DA08 on May 5, 2008, 11:39:10 AM
Beg grandfather nurgle to make me immortal instead of you

What would you do if he did
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 5, 2008, 11:40:53 AM
He wouldn't cause of your name... if he did, grant you immunity... it's because he made you into a nurgling.... and I would be the Great Unclean One... picking you up and eating you.

What would you do if you missed a question in another thread?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: DA08 on May 5, 2008, 11:43:05 AM
kill you
what would you do if nurgle died (how ironic)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 5, 2008, 11:45:21 AM
He can't unless everybody in the whole universe dies... and at your level... you do not meet the requirments to get that power.

What would you do if you are not allowed to use something simple as "kill you" any more?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: DA08 on May 5, 2008, 11:46:41 AM
Kill you on another thread

What would you do if i said "kill you" again on this thread?

Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 5, 2008, 11:49:16 AM
I just wouldn't work... and it would make you look 7 years old than 14... WOOHOO both favored numbers.

What would you do if other people actually were here?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: DA08 on May 5, 2008, 11:50:48 AM
Talk to them aswell as your good self

What would tou do if they was all banned and never coming back?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 5, 2008, 11:52:26 AM
Hmm... I'd move onto other boards which prob. have them in it.

What would you do if you were here alone... slaaneshi stuff to your self, obviously Rated PG...um... yea?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: DA08 on May 5, 2008, 11:55:44 AM
kill you

What would you do if i logged off and you was on here on your own and EVERYONE else was banned remember
I never log off
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 5, 2008, 12:00:31 PM
I "never log off" doesn't mean I don't go else where... even if I never come back, I don't actually 'log off' my account here.

What would you do if it was literally raining cats and dogs?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: DA08 on May 5, 2008, 12:20:31 PM
Find your dog and kick it

What would you do then?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 5, 2008, 12:22:32 PM
Tell you our back an forth jumped us into the next page.

What would you do if you actually left and leave me with the last word?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: DA08 on May 5, 2008, 12:25:14 PM
Dunno. (probably die.)
Lets find out I'm gonna go paint some plague marines.(Yes you heard right.)

What would you say if you had the last word
(and i am honestly going to go now)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 5, 2008, 12:27:21 PM
Say that you'll be back eventually sooner or later... oh plague marines.... they will soon take over your entire loyalist force..... Hail to Grandfather Nurgle.

What would you do if you HAIL TO GRANDFATHER NURGLE?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: DA08 on May 5, 2008, 01:05:23 PM
Become immortal and spend all day stabbing you andgetting stabbed by you as grampa nurgle shall protect us from death

What would you do if i said Ive ran out of questions after a whole page of "to and thro"
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 5, 2008, 01:16:41 PM
Declare myself the winner.

What would you do if you were made of 'win'?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: DA08 on May 5, 2008, 01:20:14 PM
Be happy.

What would tou do if you lost the battle report i was reading a second ago (you against tau 3,00pts)?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 5, 2008, 01:38:32 PM
Ask for a rematch til I did win... if I lost... I'd have alot to think about, and would prob. do me more good than winning really... Learn from your mistakes... right?

What would you do if you never learned...?

Be made of 'win'.

What would you do if I double post in this one post?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: DA08 on May 5, 2008, 01:40:07 PM
Kill you

What would you do if i said cheese smells?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 5, 2008, 01:44:33 PM
I'd say it smells like ..... 7!!!

What would you do if we end this 7  business?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: DA08 on May 5, 2008, 01:50:03 PM
say no 7times
no no no no no no no
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 5, 2008, 02:52:08 PM
...

What would yo udo if I came in and ended your standoff?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: DA08 on May 5, 2008, 03:36:59 PM
Shout at you 7times

DON'T, DON'T, DON'T, DON'T, DON'T, DON'T, DON'T

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU (NOT KNOWING GRANDPA NURGLE LIKE WE DO) DIED?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Kroeger the Bloody on May 5, 2008, 03:57:44 PM
I would rot for 7 days.

What would you do If saw your seven and raised you an 8
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: 4084595657 on May 6, 2008, 11:35:10 AM
I would slap you with a 10

What would you do if i stole this thread so you couldn't reply?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 6, 2008, 11:38:59 AM
You Can't...and I'd kill you over the kill above poster thread.

What would you do if you failed all your finals?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on May 6, 2008, 11:57:49 AM
   Get a concrete made 'A+', hang it on my neck and search for a river. Not necessarily in that order...

   What would you do if you lost your voice an gained barking instead?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: 4084595657 on May 6, 2008, 01:07:23 PM
Lol i'd start playing 'nids coz that combo of 'nids and barking would be well cool...or i'd paint myself green.

What would you do if i asked this question?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cripple, Whose Corporeal Form is Now a Shade of Blue on May 6, 2008, 02:09:13 PM
You would be beaten into a very bloody pulp... very messy too... I'd probably do it over a newspaper or something.

What would you do if I started using blue font in all my posts?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: DA08 on May 6, 2008, 02:17:40 PM
Punch you in the slaneshi place.

what would you do if i started [size=8]typing very bigish[/size]?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 6, 2008, 02:56:53 PM
Eventually get used to it.

What would you do if I started typing really small?

How do you write smaller than that?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: DA08 on May 6, 2008, 03:45:52 PM
Ignore you.

(i dunno i was gonna do smallish writing in my last post but county get it very small)
What would you do if they didn't tell us?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Razyus on May 6, 2008, 03:46:59 PM
By a magnifying glass, and the n proably pretend I was Sherlock Holmes.

I don't think we can on the new get us by version of the board.

What would you do if your house evaporated around you?

Razyus

Damn beat me.

Not really care because I don't know what they're meant to have told me.

Question still stands.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on May 6, 2008, 05:28:34 PM
   I would be very pissed off, really, as I hadn't moved in yet.

   What would you do if I put your ignorance for everyone to witness?



What would you do if I started typing really small?

How do you write smaller than that?

   Like before. You can play with sizing by adding 'pt' after the number like 1 or 50 or whatever. (size=1pt)(/size). Example of size 3pt.

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: 4084595657 on May 6, 2008, 05:48:57 PM
two answers depending on who's ignorance...

my ignorance: Probably nothing....i'm ignorant :P You guys probably know that

Razyus' ignorance: I dunno probably go downstairs and drink a fruit shoot.

What would you do if i was dancing right now...as i write this very post and do this very dance.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 6, 2008, 06:17:43 PM
Ask why you were dancing.

What would you do if I continued to type like this?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 6, 2008, 06:32:15 PM
Meh... it's not that hard to copy/paste into the reply area...

What would you do?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 6, 2008, 07:47:23 PM
If what happened?

What would you do if I found out your secret? (like you did with the tiny text.)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 6, 2008, 09:46:18 PM
I'd do it again and get away with it...

If what happened?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 7, 2008, 09:22:21 AM
That.

What would yo udo if I grew 20 ft. tall?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 7, 2008, 11:57:23 AM
The bigger they are, ther harder they fall.  At that moment 3vil had a hold of me and I trip you.

What would you do if Nurgle was real?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: DA08 on May 7, 2008, 01:16:23 PM
smell REALLY BAD

What would you do if khorn was real?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 7, 2008, 01:20:19 PM
Pwn his ass with my Nurgle God.

What would you do if Khorne was pwned... and that Nurgle's power level is over 9000!!!!?
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Post by: CheesyRobMan on May 7, 2008, 01:21:54 PM
Stock up on antibiotics.

What would you do if Imperial Guard conscriptors turned up at your door?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 7, 2008, 01:25:58 PM
Accept their surrender and embrace them into the love that as Grandfather Nurgle.

What would you do if the zombies of all the zombie movies come to life... and all work for Grandfather Nurgle...?

Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 7, 2008, 02:50:23 PM
Hide. IF I roll about in my own vomit, maybe they won't be able to find me...

What would you do if I rolled around in my own vomit?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 7, 2008, 03:42:52 PM
Pet you on the head as you slowly degenerate into my nurgling.

What would you do if you said you'd only participate in one tarvern game, and ended up participating in them all...

<--- Real Life short story ...  :'(
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Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 7, 2008, 05:22:48 PM
I would accept that fact ( I only stated in the KtAP game, but look at me now).

What would you do if I vomited on you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 7, 2008, 05:30:41 PM
Give you a big hug... then do some slaaneshi stuff to you, then gut you... just to satisfy all the gods............... ....... except Tzeentch of course.

What would you do if Seven of Nine pwned you with her awesome uniform??????
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 7, 2008, 08:06:54 PM
Ask what you are talking about.

What would you do if I asked you what you were talking about?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 7, 2008, 08:28:15 PM
Tell you I was just watching Star Trek: Voyager.

What would you do if Star Trek came into 40K?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 7, 2008, 09:22:24 PM
Blow it up with the Planet Killer.

What would you do if I was it's captain?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 7, 2008, 09:28:48 PM
Tell you to keep dreaming as you wake up in bed.

What would you do if I was in it with you...slaaneshi style... rated-PG 13 of course... ::)
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Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 8, 2008, 10:13:36 AM
...Murder you before you walked in the docking bay...

What would you do if you were arrested for no reason?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: 4084595657 on May 8, 2008, 10:49:01 AM
Probably hide the drugs,

What would you do if i spat on your face...
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Post by: Starrakatt on May 8, 2008, 12:11:24 PM
   Sancty would smile and say: Again!

   What would you believe if the bird accused the cat of having eaten the dog?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 8, 2008, 12:31:32 PM
I would believe that I am a new Tavern God and say, "what do you think Starrakatt?"

What would you do if you hadn't given me this awesome gift?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on May 8, 2008, 01:11:30 PM
   Well, you were already on the Good path with the change on name, and your dedication for the board did the rest.

   So, I would just have waited a bit more. ;)

   What would you do now if Jimmy came at you, trying to destitute you from godhood?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 8, 2008, 01:17:43 PM
This is what I would do: NO
(learn from the best right?)

What would you do if I learned something from you?
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Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 8, 2008, 02:41:03 PM
Be scared, for the Earth would tremble...

What would you do if the Earth trembled?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 8, 2008, 02:46:55 PM
I'd get under my desk... and then pray to Grandfather Nurgle the earthquake subsides....

What would you do if it did?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 8, 2008, 02:47:39 PM
Make the Ravine bigger so it would happen again.

What would you do if your house fell into the Ravine?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 8, 2008, 03:13:34 PM
I wouldn't care, cause I don't own a house...

What would you do if it was your place of residence that fell in... even as the Ravine Lord, it would not care who falls into the Ravine... only that people continue falling into it...

-damn I was trying to make a khorne reference... I don't think it was properly done...
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 8, 2008, 05:30:23 PM
You see, that will not work. I control the Ravine. I control it and everything inside of it. Wether it was that organism's choice to be in it or not is a completley different matter. Does that not make me a god? My house never falls into the Ravine, but it does envelope you. The Ravine shuts close for a second, turning you into nothing but juices. As the inhabitants of the Ravine drin kyo uto substain themselves, they are dropped by my will into a pit of lava, thus ending you.

What would you do if this was the KtAP thread?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Two Blades as One, Samurai Ichirou on May 8, 2008, 08:37:43 PM
Destroy you I guess.

What would you do if this entire universe was just a simulation in a computer being used by another species in the true reality.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 8, 2008, 10:30:48 PM
Continue on as normal.

What would you do if they turned us all inside out... and continued our rat like lives?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on May 9, 2008, 09:23:14 AM
   Inside out? Yeah! Blood for the Blood God!

   What would you become were you to fall into a titan grinding blender?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 9, 2008, 10:39:35 AM
Pull the plug.

What would you do if I locked you out of the Goovil fortress?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 9, 2008, 12:30:00 PM
Use my new puppy's Solar Beams to break through.


What would you do if I pwn the guards with it's Cuteness Attack?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 9, 2008, 02:25:41 PM
Release the currently stored Daemonic Legion on you, who are immune to your Cute attacks.

What would you do if the petals came off of your avatar?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 9, 2008, 02:36:12 PM
The restraints would be removed... and it's cuteness attack becomes the 'hump everything that moves except for followers of Nurgle attack'... and yes...SOLAR PUPPY is Slaanesh dog... Slaanesh is on vacation and I get to watch over her dog for the summer...

What would you do then?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on May 9, 2008, 06:03:09 PM
   Produce my own Khornate puppy of Hate and Destruction to hunt down the Slaaneshi one.
(http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh92/GaaraLover1990/soul-eater.png)
   I assume it would be safer for everyone to avoid that situation.

   What would you do if a Tzeentzchling Mutant Dog came upon our cute puppies?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 9, 2008, 07:39:24 PM
Tell Cripple to restrain his dog.

What would you do if my Fifth Wind Puppy (not really a puppy any more) comes and PWNZ00RZ!11!!1one you all?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 9, 2008, 07:52:41 PM
I will say ALL OF YOUZ ARE POZERS...

OH YEA< THE NEW GENERATION OF ARMIES WILL DESTROY YOUR POZER PUPPIES:
BEHOLD THE MOO MARINES !!!!

(http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s98/Sanctjud/motivator1089935.jpg)

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF SOLAR PUPPY REALLY PULLED IT OFF !!!!!????
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 9, 2008, 07:56:10 PM
Pulled off what? Being a Moo Marine? I would be scared then...

What would you do if I beat you in 40k?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 9, 2008, 08:00:31 PM
MUUAHHAHA YOU WON'T... cause I'm sneaky like a ninja-pirate and gank all your models....

And then SOLAR PUPPY shows up and you are too distracted with your remainin models and move all your tanks forward with their rear to me.... so SOLAR PUPPY can go slaanesh on their assess..

What woud you do if I ambushed you, vanish, then cheap shot... then stunlock you till you died.... and no... you are not a Frost mage nor a pally....?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 9, 2008, 08:10:31 PM
Let my stunt double take the hits as I slit your throat from behind.

What would you do if I could move anywhere without being heard?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 9, 2008, 08:38:20 PM
LET THE SOLAR PUPPY RATIATE ITS AWESOMENESS AND SEE YOUR SHADOW, then I throw a pokeball at you and capture you...

OMG, I CAUGHT FIFTHWIND... Ohhh it's a Lord type... and it's got the special skill; "Shall not let Heralds of Twilight Die"... coolz !!!

What would you do if I CHOOSE YOU ???!!?!?!?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 9, 2008, 08:40:47 PM
Turn around and attack you AKA Ash's Charizard (I feel sad again for even remembering that...).

What would you do if I kept reciting useless information from Pokemon?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 9, 2008, 08:43:17 PM
SIGH AS I'M THINKING ABOUT DROPPING THIS WHOLE THING... FUNNY AT THE BEGINNING...

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF IT DOESN'T STOP?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on May 9, 2008, 08:44:13 PM
   Go watch a better anime.

   What would you do if I pointed you to real Good animation to watch?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 9, 2008, 08:45:09 PM
Scream.

What would you do if I screamed?


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO!

...Fine, Sanctjud... you win the Internet...
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Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 10, 2008, 12:18:57 AM

...Fine, Sanctjud... you win the Internet...
Quoted from Fifthwind.

What would I do... thank Fifthwind for that.

What would you do if I won the internet?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 10, 2008, 12:20:57 AM
What I am doing right now.

What would you do if I ordered something from Forgeworld and actually got it within a reasonable time?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 10, 2008, 12:44:32 AM
Call FW and ask who's on the performance enhancing drugs...

What would you do if I got a FW Manta?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on May 10, 2008, 01:05:06 AM
   Call you mad.

   What would you do were you proven insane?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 10, 2008, 10:24:11 AM
It would make sense that he actually got the Manta, instead of a (Probably cheaer) CHAOS TITAN (just paint it green).

What would you do if I proxied my Warlord titan?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 10, 2008, 12:00:18 PM
Get onto the table and proxy myself as Daemon Prince Sanctjud...oh... there will be alot of cries of cheese then...as I've got cheese in my pockets and throw them around... they are the size of the 4 leaf ordinance templates.... MUUAHHAHAH..

What would you do I change my avatar again?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 11, 2008, 12:24:35 AM
All puppies are good, and your puppy is really good.

What would you do if I beat you with the new Daemons?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 11, 2008, 12:28:30 AM
With your Uber unfluff list... if I were to play you, I'd break out the kroot merc list...load up on th maxed number of models...and carpet the field with kroot...

Not only would you lose, you won't be able to arrive on the table...pwned that hard...

What would you do if we actually played a serious game?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 12, 2008, 02:47:16 PM
Play against you. Duh.

What would you do if I started saying duh at the end of every post?

Duh.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 12, 2008, 03:10:29 PM
Tell you that you are quite the 'In-duh-vidual'... Dilbert ftw?

What would you do if we have a Dilbert convention here?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 13, 2008, 07:59:04 PM
I would run, very fast.

What would you do if everyone on 40kO was able to get together (besides the tournament that I can't attend since it is in another different country)?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 14, 2008, 12:09:03 AM
Beat them all with the Death Dealers.

What would you do if Goovil were to go full 3vil?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on May 14, 2008, 01:17:40 AM
   Shake sadly My head at your blatant incomprehension of the nature of Goovil.
   It just can't happens as the True Power actually include 3vil.

   What would you do were you to lose all of your Nurgly powerz?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 14, 2008, 09:15:05 AM
I would use full advantage of his weakened state to convert him to the Fifth Wind.

What would you do if the Puppy Lord started playing the Fifth Wind Legion?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: int main() on May 14, 2008, 03:36:36 PM
I would put on a gas mask and hope it's enough to survive the foul odors of the Sixth Wind after the Puppy Lord had some baked beans

What would you do if some bored n00bs were to haxx0r this forum again?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 14, 2008, 04:46:45 PM
Send the Sixth Wind on his ass... and kill him and regain my awesome powers from Grandfather Nurgle....

What would you do if there was an influx of chaos players that are trying not be my peons anymore?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Iron_Wolf on May 14, 2008, 07:31:27 PM
Make them my apprentices!

What would you do if everyone on the boards that played chaos deleted their accounts?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 15, 2008, 12:43:25 AM
Say this:

"MUUUAHHAHAHAHAHHA I'M THE RULER OF CHAOS NOW>>>> SCREW GOOVIL AND THE TAVERN GODS>>> I'M MADE OF 'AWESOME' AND 'WIN'.... and I get to change the colors on the Heralds of Twilight...and get to" ...etc  etc etc.

But that's not gonna happen...

What would you do....... if I wanted to make an army that's like Iron Hands and Space wolves.... and call them..... SPACE HANDS... sounds so much better than... *gasp* Iron Wolves !!!!!!!!!!!!  ;D
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Iron_Wolf on May 15, 2008, 06:27:18 AM
I would brutally smash your entire death guard army in front of you... and then start a Tzeentchian one.

What would you do if I did that?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 15, 2008, 10:05:39 AM
Ask you to do it again.

What would you do if Sancty lost his God-ship for his above statement?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 15, 2008, 10:38:20 AM
It won't, cause I said that statement would never happen.

What would you do if you actually read and understood my post, and NOT try and make fool of a Tavern God.... which is impossible unless we let it happen.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 15, 2008, 02:43:36 PM
I did, but with the right cropping, I can completley change the meaning:
SCREW GOOVIL AND THE TAVERN GODS

Like that.

What would you do if I continued doing this?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 15, 2008, 02:45:02 PM
Ignore you, which makes your head explode.

What would you do if my Avatar was real?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 15, 2008, 02:46:07 PM
Watch as they both destroy the world.

What would you do if I became President of the US?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 15, 2008, 02:51:08 PM
/shrug and move on with my life...

What would you do if the Eldar/Chaos combo relieved you of your president job?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 15, 2008, 02:52:18 PM
Ask how that is possible.

What would you do if the axed Eldar like they did Squats?(Because they finally died out)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 15, 2008, 02:54:51 PM
Laugh as Gutstikk and Moc065, and the other Eldar players beat you into submission...

What would you do if they did it anyway?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 15, 2008, 02:55:54 PM
Direct them in your fluff-killing direction.

What would you do if you got beat for killing fluff?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 15, 2008, 03:03:22 PM
I wouldn't get beat up... just look at the fire prisms... THAT is daemonically possessed.

What would you do if... there is Chaos Grey Knights?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: DA08 on May 15, 2008, 03:34:21 PM
Cry over the irony.
What would you do if the great unclean one had a shower?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 15, 2008, 03:50:16 PM
Rejoice as it would shower down Nurglings...

What would you do if my Pm's smelled...like REAAALLLLYY smelled...win by default?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Two Blades as One, Samurai Ichirou on May 16, 2008, 06:32:18 PM
Win by force.

What would you do if I spoke in an unknown dialect?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 16, 2008, 09:26:56 PM
Tell you to learn the language: Americanglish. :P

What would you do If I changed my Avatar again?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Another Random Geek on May 16, 2008, 09:42:21 PM
Ask how to get an avatar in the first place.

What would you do if GW brought back the Squats for 5th edition?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 16, 2008, 09:44:28 PM
Send the tyranids at them again...maybe my Nurglings this time...

What would you do if I told you to access your profile from the bar above and select the options on the left side, like the first 2 options in the second box... then choose a picture from your comp...and click save..?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Two Blades as One, Samurai Ichirou on May 16, 2008, 09:46:35 PM
Tell you that mine is just fine.

What would you do if I started a new tavern game that revolved aound beating the above poster's quote?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 18, 2008, 10:04:49 PM
Not much... as it would be pretty boring as only the Tavern Gods here would participate... cause we are the only one's who are awesome enough to best each other.

What would you do if I just finished Commencement at Boston University?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 20, 2008, 07:06:04 PM
Say "good job"

What would you do if I showcased my Chaos Dwarves (once I get some GS)?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 20, 2008, 11:58:06 PM
Shake your greenstuff encrusted hand.

What would you do if I changed my name?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 21, 2008, 09:12:42 AM
Say congrats again for graduating.

What would you do if I changed my name once I graduated High School (in two years)?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 21, 2008, 11:01:42 AM
Tell you are a newb and you got a LOOOONG way to go.
And since you told me were you are on the food chain... I think I'm gonna start addressing you as if I was an older family member... hmmmm....

What would you do If I came over for dinner?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on May 21, 2008, 12:05:45 PM
Quote from: Graduate of Boston University May 2008!
Tell you are a newb and you got a LOOOONG way to go.
And since you told me were you are on the food chain... I think I'm gonna start addressing you as if I was an older family member... hmmmm....
   Bleh, same for you!

Quote

What would you do If I came over for dinner?
   Sit you at the n00b place.

   What would you do were all the records of your presence in Uni and of your graduation burned?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 21, 2008, 12:14:08 PM
I wouldn't really care... wasn't my idea in the first place...I'm truely an easy going guy.

What would you do If I started throwing food over at the Non-n00b place?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 22, 2008, 02:49:08 PM
Move you to the Super-N00b table.

What would you do if the chair you sat in was so small that when you got up you couldn't take it off of you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on May 22, 2008, 07:09:10 PM
Get fatter and crush it under My weight.

What would you do were Sancty to sit on you a slap you silly?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 22, 2008, 09:15:51 PM
I would vomit at the horrendous grammar at your above statement.

What would you do if you continued to make so many mistakes?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on May 22, 2008, 11:07:18 PM
Well, I'm waiting for you to show Me the correct way, remember?

What would you do were I to become obnoxious about your Grammarnazism?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 22, 2008, 11:22:47 PM
Continue to remid you that you granted me this postition, remember?

What would you do if I didn't know what you were referring to in terms of Me showing You the correct way?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on May 22, 2008, 11:25:32 PM
Just correct My sentence... ::)

What would you do if I really wanted to know what I did wrong?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 22, 2008, 11:27:36 PM
Become scared that your 3vil Level is falling.

What would you do if I was the Supreme Lord of Goovil?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 23, 2008, 12:28:17 AM
Tell you to get your name straight.

What would you do if you lost both titles.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 23, 2008, 11:40:34 AM
Go to Profile -> Forum Profile, and then just change my name again.

What would you do if Nurgle was really Tzeentch misleading you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 23, 2008, 12:01:13 PM
Tell you that your Tzeentchian ways of deceit will not cloud my eyes... I see through you and cough on you...

... you Nurgling wanna-be... you know it.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 24, 2008, 04:22:52 PM
Aha! Tzeentch did trick you! He has mislead you into not posting a question! See?

what would you do if you realized I was right?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: DA08 on May 25, 2008, 04:51:21 AM
Say nurgle smells.

What would you do if I started to use my copy & paste powers to copy & paste from the first page of this game?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 25, 2008, 10:36:35 AM
You do not know the horors Goovil can bring you for such a Heresy.s

What would you do if I showed up at your front door (again)?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: 42 on May 25, 2008, 09:18:59 PM
pistolwhip yyou with a welrod.

what would you do while I tripple s'd (shoot shovel shut the hell up)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: DA08 on May 26, 2008, 02:25:07 AM
I would scream, then I would faint. And after awakening I would just think it was cool.

What would you do now that I used my powers, eh Windy, what now?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 26, 2008, 12:35:13 PM
No...

First off, I have Powerz, not your lowly powers.

Second, you have done nothing to show off these "powers", while I have shown multiple times the horrors of the Ravine.

What would you do if you were trapped falling over and over again into the Ravine?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: DA08 on May 26, 2008, 01:53:28 PM
I would scream, then I would faint. And after awakening I would just think it was cool.

What would you do now that I used my powers, eh Windy, what now?
Take THAT windy!!!!
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on May 26, 2008, 07:27:03 PM
I would kick you repeatedly until you stopped moving...For various reasons.

What would you do if after solving the Windy taunting I've noticed over the last couple posts, I found something that Slaanesh and Khorne could truly agree on...skullbeslubber ing.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: 42 on May 26, 2008, 07:28:44 PM
watch and post vids on redtube
#what would you do in response?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 26, 2008, 07:33:17 PM
Tell you to wait till you get past 777 post before you 'join the big boys'.

What would you do if I put you in the kiddie table?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: 42 on May 26, 2008, 07:51:06 PM
put the puppy outside for the night.

what would you do if I sang out of tune
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 26, 2008, 09:33:08 PM
Send the Wolves at you.

What would you do if you weren't such a newb here..?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on May 26, 2008, 09:38:35 PM
Try to get 10 more posts so I wouldn't be.

What would you do if I somehow managed to get those ten posts in the next 30 minutes before I went to bed from boredom?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 26, 2008, 09:39:59 PM
Nothing, cause that last post wasn't really for you.

What would you do if you actually find out a week from now you REALLY don't like making all your posts pink?  ;D
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on May 26, 2008, 09:43:22 PM
Be shocked that I somehow finally managed to feel something akin to shame.

What would you do if the pink writing was enough to get my arch nemesis (I seem to have a few of those...Dylan, Shade, Gunlinetastic, Whisper, pick one) to make his text red?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 26, 2008, 10:28:24 PM
Moc065 would beat their asses...

What would you do if we all went Slurgle?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 26, 2008, 11:55:59 PM
Throw you all into the Ravine.

What would you do if Angel actually showed an example of his powers?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: DA08 on May 27, 2008, 02:31:48 AM
I would scream, then I would faint. And after awakening I would just think it was cool

What would you do if I used my ULTIMATE 100% COOL, UNIMAGINABLY AWESOME POWER OF you don't deserve to see my powers, windy.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 27, 2008, 08:49:01 AM
Your power of what, forgetting to capitalize my name?

I don't deserve to see it, or you don't have any?

What would you do if I could fly?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 27, 2008, 10:22:31 AM
Shoot you down like the ducky you are...you make bathtime so much fun.... ..oh crap did I say that outloud....

What would you do if I continued describing the graphic details?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: int main() on May 27, 2008, 10:48:29 AM
Squelch you and go shop for a better graphics card.

What would you do if your puppy turned out to be Tzeentch?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 27, 2008, 10:52:45 AM
It wouldn't... you do not know the history of my dog.... if I told it you would despair like I would.

What would you do if I bring back SOLAR PUPPY!?!?!??!
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 27, 2008, 02:51:01 PM
I would stick around to hear the squelching noises once Int Main() gets ahold of it.

What would you do if Solar Puppy was under my command?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: 42 on May 27, 2008, 07:39:59 PM
nut you with a brick.

what wpuld you do when I  smashed the brick?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 27, 2008, 10:52:54 PM
Tell you to double check your post.

What would you do if the Tavern Gods ruled over the rest of these forums?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 28, 2008, 08:51:08 AM
Lead the revolt.

What would you do if I became a Tavern God?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: 42 on May 28, 2008, 10:08:36 AM
Craft an altar of code.

What  would you do if I became high priest.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 28, 2008, 11:02:57 AM
Tell you to keep away from the children.

What would you do if the children you were near had razors?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 30, 2008, 12:16:16 AM
Tell them to use it.

What would you do if I suddenly dissapeared from this forum?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 30, 2008, 12:18:21 AM
Take your name.

What would you do if you 'caught' my cold?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 30, 2008, 12:19:13 AM
Wonder how since we are literally in opposite parts of the United States.

What would you do if I rang your doorbell asking for a battle?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 30, 2008, 12:21:25 AM
Cough on you and say I win...

What would you do if I sent my hugs through the internet for you...?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 30, 2008, 08:48:59 AM
Wonder how in the Fifth Wind that would be possible.

What would you do if the Fifth Wind caught on through teh 1nt3rw3bz?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 30, 2008, 11:02:45 AM
People would be asking "what sort of Nurgle's fart is fifth wind..."?

What would you do if Slurgle ruled the world?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: DA08 on May 30, 2008, 11:07:00 AM
Get Tzheeorne To kill it!!

What would you do if we were combined to make Darktjud
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 30, 2008, 11:13:02 AM
No... I would kill it, cuase the name doesn't work....Holy Judge turned to Dark Judge just doesn't have that ring to it...

What would you do if you were discriminating against 'Dark' people darkangel08?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: DA08 on May 30, 2008, 11:15:41 AM
Throw a hobo at them!!

What would you do if the hobo did slanesshi stuff to your dog?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 30, 2008, 11:30:33 AM
He can't, cause my dog is powder, 6 feet under in a sealed vault...

What would you do if I buried you 6 feet under?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 30, 2008, 02:58:37 PM
Be surprised that you didn't bury him 7 feet.

What would you do if I ate people?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 30, 2008, 03:00:24 PM
Tell you that you'd be solving overpopulation and world hunter in one go.

What would you do if I joined you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 30, 2008, 03:02:05 PM
Eat you.

What would you do if GW went back to their old Chaos rules?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 30, 2008, 03:02:52 PM
Throw a party with you as the main dish.

What would you do if I stuffed an apple in your mouth as well..?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on May 30, 2008, 03:08:50 PM
Mistake said apple for an S&M ball gag and enjoy myself. Join the cannibalistic festivities.

What would you do if he wasn't quite dead yet?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 30, 2008, 03:12:22 PM
All the better...Great.. a true Slurgle duo playing with Fifth before we eat him...
Despair and pleasure an awesome combo....

What would you do if we played Beyonce music in the background?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on May 30, 2008, 03:25:17 PM
Find something to play to add to the pleasure side to balance out the despair of Beyonce.

What would you do if I recruited you to help stop Khorne from taking credit for an assault on the Eldar started by the Emperors Children?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on May 30, 2008, 03:28:18 PM
laagh, as I am  RAGE INCARNATE!!!!


What would you do if my rage spilled over and contaminated Slurge?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on May 30, 2008, 03:45:51 PM
Hope that said rage had no effect on our ability to spell one syllable words.

What would you do if Shade dared to challenge the Chaos Space Marines and had to leave the game because the Daemons got wiped out?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 30, 2008, 05:17:01 PM
Laugh before I pwn you.

What would you do if I started talking 1337, but stayed a Grammarnazi?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 30, 2008, 05:18:13 PM
Tell you the Ravine looks down on you now.

What would you do if Star Trek vs. Star Wars movie comes out?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 30, 2008, 05:19:54 PM
Hide in the Ravine.

What would you do if the Ravine became a bunker for such an event?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on May 30, 2008, 05:21:43 PM
Root for Star trek entirely so they would lose like the thing I side with does in every other vs. movie Shade makes me watch.

What would you do if people realized that Predators would get slaughtered and Jason is a little be-atch?

Wooh, I got ninjad and my response still vaguely fits.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 30, 2008, 05:24:55 PM
Preds DO get slaughtered... and laugh as I agree Jason is a newb.

What would you do if my Daemonettes have the Mark of Nurgle as well..?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on May 30, 2008, 05:30:13 PM
Have a complicated decision to make.
Pro's: They're Daemonettes
Daemonettes is pretty close to Succubus without the awkward dying part.
They're Daemonettes.

Cons: They have Canceryphilis.

What would you do if I found a way to get around that last part?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 30, 2008, 05:38:47 PM
Tell you to just live with it.

What would you do if there are Daemons with 3 A, rending, T4, 5++, FNP....7 points each?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on May 30, 2008, 07:47:08 PM
Kick it in the teeth and punch it in the balls.

What would you do if I did the above to you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 30, 2008, 08:21:04 PM
I don't know, I'd think I'd enjoy the teeth on my balls and punch kicking you as well...

What would you do if I did that to you...cause Slurgle is always there to 'turn things around'.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on May 31, 2008, 12:25:24 AM
Still be standing in shock that Flonky came back.

What would you do if you knew that Flonky was still addicted to CoH(or something like that)?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: qwertypp7 on May 31, 2008, 06:08:34 PM
Try to get him onto something more healthy... Like crack...

What would you do if I were to kick that puppy in Sancjud's avatar?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 31, 2008, 06:11:43 PM
*sigh*... you haven't been here in a while Mr. Q7... *sigh*
Anyone want to explain?

What would you do if it is impossible for you to do anything to my dog?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: qwertypp7 on May 31, 2008, 06:37:01 PM
I am a follower of Khorne... Even if its impossible it won't stop me chasing after it with foam spraying from my mouth. :P

What would you do if I hypothetically did manage to kick the puppy?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 31, 2008, 06:56:57 PM
You won't... give it a rest... the dog is not of this world any more... you'd be kicking at dust and ash... and even then, it's most likely not part of my dog.

What would you do if you were really that gullible and choose to chase down dust...?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: qwertypp7 on May 31, 2008, 07:13:10 PM
Well then I would hit it with a chainaxe on the off chance that it is a Thousand Sons Rubric Marine out of armour...

What would you do if I had actually had the time to read back in the thread to check what I had missed?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 31, 2008, 07:20:02 PM
Applaud you for 2 reasons... killing the dust of Thousand sons... and read the threads...

I mean plural... the answers you are looking for will be somewhere in the 7 or so 'hot' games...

What would you do AFTER you've read it all...?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: qwertypp7 on May 31, 2008, 07:31:07 PM
Collapse from mental exhaustion and lolz...

What would you do if I were to spontaneously combust?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 31, 2008, 07:49:25 PM
Don't waste the pieces and feed SULAR PUPPY!!!

What would you do if the Nurlglings and Slurglings got there first...and started eating you with out SOLAR PUPPY??
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: qwertypp7 on May 31, 2008, 07:55:19 PM
Rip my Blood Feeder from my own chest and use it to take their heads for the skull throne... :P

What would you do if I killed all of your poncy Nurglings and Slurglings?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 31, 2008, 07:58:40 PM
You wouldn't, there's an infinite amount of them...

But it would be hard to start... cause when you ripped out the Bloodfeeder, it also took out your heart... stirring the local thirsters and khorne daemons to take your heart and crush it to drink all the blood from it.

What would you do If I was having dinner?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: qwertypp7 on May 31, 2008, 08:08:25 PM
I would reply and wait politely for you to finish so our battle of questions can resume...

What would you do if I called shenanigans on your claim to be eating dinner?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 31, 2008, 08:11:36 PM
muurhr  mruhr mrhurrhr

mrurh  mrurm mrur r m yr  r r nrh  ?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: qwertypp7 on May 31, 2008, 08:23:51 PM
Well sir since I am of the hetrosexual disposition I would not accept your offer...

What would you do if I were to take your mumblings to mean something completely out of context?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 31, 2008, 08:27:27 PM
Um... Slurgle... hello... I'd be the dominator... if you are interested...

What would you do if it's worse if you take my mumblings to mean something completely out of context...?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: qwertypp7 on May 31, 2008, 08:32:14 PM
Well then I might just have to take you up on your metaphorical offer...  ::)
And yes I am aware that I am making less sense as time goes on...

What would you do if I somehow got the last word in this little war?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 31, 2008, 08:52:41 PM
You won't... you only rank 5th in that server... EPIC FAILURE on your part.

What would you do if you were rank....7TH?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: qwertypp7 on May 31, 2008, 08:54:53 PM
Well in that case I would have to have the guy hold up 2 fingers on his other hand and change the text on my avatar...

What would you do if you were ranked last on the server?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on May 31, 2008, 09:10:16 PM
Nothing as I wouldn't be playing it in the first place...if I had to.... I'd go Slurgle and screw my team mates... and get negative places....

What would you do if I kept killing you in the game.... whether I'm on your team or not?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: qwertypp7 on May 31, 2008, 09:13:39 PM
Well then I would have to keep stealing the vehicles and crashing them so that everybody had to wait for them to respawn...

What would you do if the server crashed?

EDIT: AHA! Sancjud is offline! I got the last word! :P
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 1, 2008, 01:54:43 AM
Not anymore...though I'd go elsewhere if the server crashed...

What would you do if your terms of getting the last word were not settled yet?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: DA08 on June 1, 2008, 04:46:33 AM
I would steal the last word!!!!!

What would you do to get it back???

huh? what then pup...
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: qwertypp7 on June 1, 2008, 09:59:20 AM
Well then I would have to say that by comparision of our post counts, you calling me "pup" was a very silly move... Then while you contemplate that I will sneak past you and steal the last word  back.

What would you do if I were to take a dump on your sofa while I was in your house stealing the last word back?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 1, 2008, 01:53:46 PM
Tell you to keep it down and/or go to the doctor... you crap is red...

What would you do if this whole 'last word' thing was futile?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: qwertypp7 on June 1, 2008, 01:57:19 PM
*Sigh* We have been over this...  For a follower of Khorne, nothing is futile...

What would you do if I said I should probably be revising for my exams and this whole thing is just distracting me?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 1, 2008, 02:11:14 PM
I'd tell you I went through the same thing, and it's not THAT bad.

What would you do if you got hammered the night before...?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: qwertypp7 on June 1, 2008, 02:16:27 PM
Well the exam is tomorrow and I have a gallon of cider in my fridge...  ::)
But I would just go to the exam hungover and probably fail AS History...

What would you do if I failed AS History?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 1, 2008, 02:36:52 PM
Tell you to take IB HL History... it's more fun, 2 day exam...

What would you do If I tole you I got a 7 on it?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: qwertypp7 on June 1, 2008, 02:40:40 PM
I would ask what the hell the significance of a score of 7 is...

What would you do if i gave up and said you win this little war?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 1, 2008, 03:02:53 PM
Continue it with who ever's next...

What would you do if you never leave here?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: qwertypp7 on June 1, 2008, 03:11:09 PM
Well then I would fail at life completely and become a true taverner...

What would you do if I managed to leave?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 1, 2008, 03:51:06 PM
Like I said, continue with someone else.

What would you do if you had no hands to show your ranking on that server?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: qwertypp7 on June 1, 2008, 03:52:52 PM
Well I have feet...

What will you do when you realise I won't give up?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on June 3, 2008, 10:13:03 AM
Make sure you are dead.

What would you do if I changed my name?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 3, 2008, 11:44:20 AM
Roll my eyes and say, "what's new..."

What woud you do if I got another awesome SOLAR PUPPY photo??
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: DA08 on June 3, 2008, 11:49:12 AM
Run around the room and go
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
What would you do if solor puppy was scared of the camara?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 3, 2008, 11:50:21 AM
I wouldn't matter, the pic was already taken...

What would you do if you had trouble with the order of things...?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: DA08 on June 3, 2008, 11:53:49 AM
Write a list (BACKWARDS)

What would you do if I lost the list?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 3, 2008, 11:56:44 AM
Tell you to bake a cake.... and laugh at the attempt...

What would you do if you were a baker??
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: DA08 on June 3, 2008, 11:59:50 AM
I am actually a very good cook
(When my mum lets me)

What would you do if you were a Dead Person?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 3, 2008, 12:02:12 PM
ALL HAIL GRANDFATHER NURGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

What would you do if I hunted you down and tried to hug you with my decaying corpse... and give you Nurgle's Rot?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: DA08 on June 3, 2008, 12:03:24 PM
Say I already have it!!

What WILL you do When you realise that NURGLE ISNT REAL!!!!!
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 3, 2008, 12:06:26 PM
Tell you, you have no idea how false that statement is...esp. on the internet...

What would you do if I told you this whole world is an illusion?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: DA08 on June 3, 2008, 12:08:03 PM
Tell you to lay off the magic muchrooms!!!

What would you do if muchrooms were not really magic!!!
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 3, 2008, 12:13:07 PM
Tell you they are magically delicious.

What would you do if I completely ripped that off from some company?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: DA08 on June 3, 2008, 12:17:17 PM
say THEYRE GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What would you do if we got sued for this?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 3, 2008, 12:22:46 PM
Enjoy the show... Judge Judy is supposed to be hysterical...

What would you do if I got Popcorn?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: DA08 on June 3, 2008, 12:24:25 PM
Steal it!!!

What would you do if you choked on it?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 3, 2008, 12:26:36 PM
I couldn't, you have it.

What would you do if you still have problems with ordering things...?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: DA08 on June 3, 2008, 12:28:29 PM
Say "Oh yeah"

What would you do if I told you that we should fill this entire page with "to and thro" AGAIN!!??
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 3, 2008, 12:38:40 PM
I'd tell you we are almost there.

What would you do if we took this elsewhere?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: DA08 on June 3, 2008, 12:58:56 PM
Say "I'm not going into a dark allyway with you" you would then force me to go in and do slanesshi stuff to me!!!

What would you do if our roles were swapped in the above story?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 3, 2008, 01:04:37 PM
It wouldn't I'm the Slurgle guy... you are dominated while I'm the dominant... you really have problems with order...

What would you do if your virgin eyes had to witness the awesomeness that is Slurgle in action?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Two Blades as One, Samurai Ichirou on June 4, 2008, 08:44:01 AM
Put on some sunglasses, and then waste him.

What would you do if I wasted you.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 4, 2008, 11:33:59 AM
You can't... firstly... I don't die.... secondly.... I don't get drunk....

What would you do if I invited you to the Slurgle Bar...?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: DA08 on June 4, 2008, 11:48:17 AM
Devote myself to slurgle

What would you do If Slurgle rejected you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 4, 2008, 11:58:11 AM
It can't, I built the bar.  I go, it dies.

What would you do if I said, "can't say the same for you though..."?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: DA08 on June 4, 2008, 12:09:40 PM
Poke you!!

What would you do if Khorne went on a rampage and destroyed the Bar?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 4, 2008, 01:56:41 PM
Khorne wouldn't, he'd be drinking a Khornteeny, shaken AND stirred.  He'll also be distracted by the blood fountain...

What would you do if you were the entertainment...... the pole kind..?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: DA08 on June 4, 2008, 01:58:10 PM
Dude....Im a boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What would you do if you liked boys?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 4, 2008, 02:03:01 PM
I don't like little boys.... but the Slurgle bar does...

Dude....Im a boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And?  Does that really change anything..?

Answer: No... you have plenty of holes to fill.....

Is that too graphic??
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Two Blades as One, Samurai Ichirou on June 4, 2008, 02:50:38 PM
What would you do if you had played by the rules?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: int main() on June 5, 2008, 01:49:11 AM
I would steal both of your blades, chop one of them in half and give the halves back you, forcing you to invert your username(one blade as two lololol).

What would you do if Slurgle were to split into 2 halves?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: DA08 on June 5, 2008, 10:34:35 AM
Have a party and send the bill to Sanct!!

What would you do if Sanct met you in a dark ally?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 5, 2008, 11:21:04 AM
I know what I'd do.... don't know if you all would want to hear it with all your virgin ears and eyes.

What would you do if it were too graphic?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 6, 2008, 04:33:08 PM
Be disturbed that you had found something too graphic for me.

What would you do if i got 1 Slurgle roll per game with my Slaaneshi daemons? (7 daemonettes, 7 rends.)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 6, 2008, 04:42:34 PM
Call that foreplay.

What would you do if I said: "Beam me up Scotty"?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on June 12, 2008, 11:54:39 PM
Ask you not to call me Scotty.


What would you do if my name were Scotty?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 13, 2008, 12:57:43 AM
Ask you to "beam me up"...

What would you do if there were other meanings to that phrase?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Archaon on June 13, 2008, 08:50:24 AM
Expect them to be very graphic.

What would you do if I was right?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 13, 2008, 10:22:08 AM
Tell you to wait for the pics.

What would you do if I posted a battle report?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Archaon on June 13, 2008, 01:42:41 PM
Inform you have mentioned that in several other tavern games threads already.

What would you do if I asked you the result?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on June 13, 2008, 07:02:42 PM
Tell you to go read the battle report. Then, I would kill you for your terrible grammar.

Inform you have mentioned that in several other tavern games threads already.

"Inform you have mentioned" Honestly...
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 13, 2008, 09:34:46 PM
What would you do if you forgot something.

Tell you to follow the rules and ask the question.

What would you do if you read the battle report?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Archaon on June 14, 2008, 12:20:05 PM
Congratulate you on your victory against my hated foes.

What are my hated foes?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 14, 2008, 12:21:54 PM
Those play things that go limp when you tear off all their limbs.

What would you do if I did some other game like Flames of War or Fantasy?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Archaon on June 14, 2008, 12:23:08 PM
Kick your ass!

What would you do if I failed to carry out said asskicking?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 14, 2008, 12:24:24 PM
I'd give you a hug and convert you over to Slurgle were you will be my entertainment on the pole.

What would you do if you were on the pole.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Archaon on June 14, 2008, 12:26:28 PM
Commit suicide.

What would you do I flamered you before you could hug me?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 14, 2008, 12:28:30 PM
I'd take a bite out of some delicious rotten liver, and then give you a hug, convert you to Slurgle and then defile your flamed corpse....

TheJester would join me... and Anza-san would watch and she's get turned on and actually look at us... YAAAAY.

What would you do if I continued?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Archaon on June 14, 2008, 12:30:00 PM
Nuke the place.

What would you do if I actually had nukes.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 14, 2008, 12:31:32 PM
Tell you they are useless at my Slurgle Bar... were I'm the god there.

What would you do if I invited you there?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Archaon on June 14, 2008, 12:35:03 PM
Burn the invitation.

What would you do if I came?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 14, 2008, 12:37:07 PM
Two Words: Forced Services.

What would you do if our boats floated?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Archaon on June 14, 2008, 12:37:54 PM
Assume it had more than one meaning.

What would you do if I sunk them.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 14, 2008, 12:39:40 PM
We have more than one boat.... just think of Japanese Manga's on the subject........

What would you do if you were the 'entertainment'... and suicide doesn't help.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Archaon on June 14, 2008, 12:40:36 PM
Involve you.

What would you do if you enjoyed it?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 14, 2008, 12:42:59 PM
It won't be me enjoying it.... it'll be the other Taverners... I'm only there to oversee that things run smoothly.

YOU DO NOT want to see or hear or read what I enjoy.....your virgin eyes and hears would bleed.... bleed a river.

What would you do if you had 7 cars?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Archaon on June 14, 2008, 12:44:51 PM
Feel hard done by because I have ten.

What would you do if you had 6 wishes
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 14, 2008, 12:52:11 PM
Wish for 7, the holy number.

What would you do if I killed you in the killing thread?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Archaon on June 14, 2008, 12:54:11 PM
My ghost would kill you back!

What would you do if you failed to kill me (epic fail...) and I killed you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 14, 2008, 12:55:33 PM
Tell you that you are slowly becoming like me.
And as Nurgle's Favored Chaos Poster, if I died, I'd just come back out in the forests of Nurlge.

What would you do if you had to choose one car?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Archaon on June 14, 2008, 12:57:08 PM
Choose your titan instead.

What would you do then?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 14, 2008, 12:58:07 PM
Tell you, you are an idiot... cause car =/= titan.

What would you do if we discovered you lost your brain like DA08?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Archaon on June 14, 2008, 01:01:13 PM
Steal DA08's. Then look for mine. I've just realised that woudn't work. His brain isn't clever enough...

What would you do if DA08 came to your bar?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 14, 2008, 01:03:47 PM
Tell him to get off the bear that he's dry humping

What would you do if I grow tired of you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Archaon on June 14, 2008, 01:05:54 PM
Be happy. (If that's a euphemism  ;))

What would you do if I used a smiley again?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 14, 2008, 01:07:52 PM
Tell you to stop playing with yourself, and that you'll go blind that way.

What would you do if you went blind on Viagra?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Archaon on June 14, 2008, 01:09:07 PM
It probably has already happened to you...

What would you do if I was right?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 14, 2008, 01:11:18 PM
You wouldn't be, else we wouldn't have this conversation.

What would you do if DA08 jumped in?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: DA08 on June 14, 2008, 01:13:00 PM
THIS!!

What would you do if I didnt?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 14, 2008, 01:13:53 PM
Still leave, you two play nice.

What would you guys do if there was 1 brain between the two of you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Archaon on June 14, 2008, 01:14:56 PM
Be very suprised!

What would you do if you read the rest of this thread?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on June 14, 2008, 02:09:04 PM
Waste a lot of time...


What would you do if I could type faster than you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: DA08 on June 14, 2008, 03:11:15 PM
Scream NINJA'D!!

What would you do if ninjas were really monkeys?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 14, 2008, 04:10:59 PM
Cheer for the Ninja Monkey King.

What would you do if there were Ninja Pirates?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on June 14, 2008, 04:41:11 PM
There are ninja pirates.


What would you do if I proved it?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 14, 2008, 04:50:52 PM
Clap.

What would you do if DA08 stopped posting?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on June 14, 2008, 04:52:37 PM
Take a long time to notice....



What would you do if I stopped posting?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 14, 2008, 04:56:09 PM
Claim victory a second time today.

What would you do if I took a victory lap?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on June 14, 2008, 04:56:44 PM
Trip you.

What would you do if I won?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 14, 2008, 04:58:10 PM
You didn't...

What would you do if we banter some more?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on June 14, 2008, 05:00:22 PM
... umm... keep bantering.



What would you do if this never ended?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 14, 2008, 05:05:52 PM
Never stop... like post this:

(http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s98/Sanctjud/DSC00541.jpg)

What would you do if I did this for all the games?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 14, 2008, 07:38:28 PM
Continue coming up with random replies while my favorite part of the site is deserted.

What would you do if I found a way to take out Shade's mech tau with a Slaaneshi daemon army. (He didn't start them entirely to get a win against my daemons...no...of course not.)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 14, 2008, 10:29:41 PM
Clap for you... and tell you to just go Death Dealers.

What would you do if I was behind you... with Thunderbeads... making you finish your work...?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on June 15, 2008, 01:57:55 AM
Wonder what work I was supposed to be finishing...


What would you do if I gave you work to do?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 15, 2008, 02:29:13 PM
Tell TheJester to do it.

What would you do if I keep making fun of DA08?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on June 15, 2008, 02:30:00 PM
Ask you Why?
 
Why?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 15, 2008, 02:30:33 PM
Because.

What would you do if I answered your question more formally later today?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 15, 2008, 02:31:41 PM
I am not your be-atch, Sancty...just Anza-Chan's

What would you do if I had a spell called Summon Greenstuff?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on June 15, 2008, 02:32:47 PM
Say "thank you, mate I lost mine!"
 
What would you do if I said that Dark Angel08 is a Gay Backstabbing jerk?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 15, 2008, 02:33:52 PM
Wooooo... you get +2 on my Favorite List...
OMG, you've past DA08.... congrats.

What would you do if I was your Hero?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on June 15, 2008, 02:35:03 PM
Hug you!!
 
What would you do if I got nurgles rot?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr.Squid on June 15, 2008, 02:35:07 PM
Look at your oddly and mention something about T-Dog

What would you do If I asked what happened with the whole DA08 thing?

DEAR GOD!!! THERE COMING OUT OF THE FRIKING WALLS!!!!
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 15, 2008, 02:35:50 PM
Say that my heros are only me and random english major only innuendos...plus I guess heralds of Slaanesh now.

What would you do if The Count posted while I was typing this?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on June 15, 2008, 02:36:25 PM
say that you posted while I typed this!!!!
 
What ACTUALLY happend with DA08?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 15, 2008, 02:38:20 PM
I believe we may have taunted him a bit...mainly Sancty though.

What would you do if I converted the state of Vermont to Slaanesh worship?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 15, 2008, 02:38:57 PM
He "Quit".... I got evidence and pics of it too, just check out the games...
I would praise TheJester for Vermont.

What would you do if I was listening to 80's music?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on June 15, 2008, 02:41:04 PM
As long as it isnt the beatles say "ROCK ON!!"
 
What would you do if I followed Nurgle?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 15, 2008, 02:43:09 PM
Ask if you considered yourself more of a chaos warrior or a chaos marine.

What would you do if I decided my entire view of you based on that question?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on June 15, 2008, 02:45:12 PM
Be scared to answer!
 
What would you do if I didn't know what Ninja'd meant?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr.Squid on June 15, 2008, 02:52:03 PM
Probably give you a highly detailed response ;)

What would you do if I collected ultra smurfs
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on June 15, 2008, 02:53:32 PM
Laugh!!
 
What would you do if I had a laughing fit?  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on June 15, 2008, 02:56:16 PM
Kill you.

What would you do If we found out that you where indeed DA08 in disguise?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on June 15, 2008, 02:58:48 PM
Call you crazy!
 
What would you do if I asked you how you came to that conclusion?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on June 15, 2008, 03:03:30 PM

Not answer, for you are a worm and do not deserve my attention.

What would you do If I was right?(In that you are DA08)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 15, 2008, 03:04:44 PM
Say that you accused me of being gunlinetastic.

What would you do if Shade was a Khornate Tau player?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on June 15, 2008, 03:05:57 PM
Not be surprised at all.

What would you do if The Masque was beaten in close combat by Tau Fire Warriors? O, wait that actually happened.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 15, 2008, 03:07:54 PM
Tell them about all the other games you played against my daemons.

What would you do if I bought 6 flamers entirely for use against Shade?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on June 15, 2008, 03:09:05 PM
say that you have WAAAAAY to much cash!
 
What would you do if I said that Tinky Winky is really a man in a suit?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 15, 2008, 03:10:15 PM
Ask how you thought they got that name before you figured that out...

What would you do if Shade was a little be-atch
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on June 15, 2008, 03:11:27 PM
Laugh at your Typo!!
 
What would you do if I made a typo?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on June 15, 2008, 03:12:43 PM
Go meh and not care to much.

What would you do if everyone found out that TheJester is just some tall skinny kid who can't but up a fight?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Archaon on June 15, 2008, 03:13:20 PM
Laugh.

What would you do if I ate your avatar?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on June 15, 2008, 03:14:12 PM
Laugh cos you just ate a pile of living crap!!
 
What would you do if I poked you in the eye?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 15, 2008, 03:14:57 PM
To killy dude:
Tell you that the word typo is a common noun and isn't starting a sentence.

What would you do if I pointed out every typo you made until you went back and edited out the proof that I made one?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on June 15, 2008, 03:15:33 PM
Kick ya in the nuts.

What would you do if I changed my profile once a day?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 15, 2008, 03:17:37 PM
Notice that you were doing it twice as often now, Ventris.

What would you do if I found some way to entertain myself ouytside Tavern Games?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on June 15, 2008, 03:19:45 PM
 Say OMFG he has a life.

What would you do if I killeda keeper of secrets in one turn of shooting?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on June 15, 2008, 03:21:57 PM
Call you aeither very lucky or a liar!
 
What would you do if Ikilled the keeper of secrets in one turn of movement?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on June 15, 2008, 03:23:16 PM
Kill you then myself, in trying to figure out how.

What would you do if I converted this entire board into my slaves?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 15, 2008, 03:24:18 PM
...Ignoring that...Say that you had a very good prediction of how my scatter die would roll and laugh.


What would you do if I continued ignoring Shade?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on June 15, 2008, 03:25:15 PM
egg you on!!
 
What would you do if all eggs were rotten?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on June 15, 2008, 03:25:51 PM
Kill you.

What would you do If I ignored The Jester, and got everyone else to?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 15, 2008, 03:27:26 PM
Start a poll saying "Shade (little tau be-atch) or Jester (Slaanesh's Chosen)"

What would you do if Shade got the Eldar and Tau, and i got everyone else?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on June 15, 2008, 03:28:36 PM
Ask what you would do with them?
 
 
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Archaon on June 15, 2008, 03:29:42 PM
What would you do if you remebered to ask a question?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on June 15, 2008, 03:30:36 PM
Not  care

What would you do if I took the Eldar and Tau, and crushed The Jester through sheer skill numbers and shots.[color]
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 15, 2008, 03:31:42 PM
Continually pass my invulnerable and sic the hordes of the warp on you.

What would you do if I had a Blade of Blood and a Pendant of Slaanesh?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Archaon on June 15, 2008, 03:34:45 PM
Say you were playing fantasy not 40k.

What would you do if I used a rending sword and termie armour on my chaos lord?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 15, 2008, 03:36:05 PM
Laugh that one no longer exists and one is worse than loyalist termi armor for some reason.

What would you do if I continued using the Hordes of Chaos book until November?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on June 15, 2008, 03:36:48 PM
dunno
What would you do if you were lactose intolerent?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on June 15, 2008, 03:38:22 PM
Die.


What would you do if everyone execpt me was Lactose intolerant?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 15, 2008, 03:38:38 PM
Drink less milk?

What would you do if lactose intolerant infants internally combusted?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on June 15, 2008, 03:40:11 PM
Probably die of laughter

What would you do if I did't post for a little bit to change my profile?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on June 15, 2008, 03:42:35 PM
Get confused!! ???
 
what would you do if I stabbed your tea pot with a spork?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 15, 2008, 03:45:48 PM
Confiscate it. Sporks are for rending human flesh only.

What would you do if sporks were also for eating delicious things like Pork Fried Rice? (They have them in my favorite chinese place)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on June 15, 2008, 03:47:37 PM
Say WOO HOO PORK!!!
 
What would you do if this entire game was eaten by a hamster?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 15, 2008, 03:49:02 PM
Eat the hamster.

What would you do if I signed off for a while to do homework?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on June 15, 2008, 03:54:24 PM
What is this "homework" you speak of?
 
In my experience teachers don't give detentions cos then they have to sit there too!
 
Although I'm only in year 9
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Archaon on June 15, 2008, 03:55:38 PM
What would you do if you asked a question?

Haha, left school this week! (GCSEs)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on June 15, 2008, 03:57:02 PM
I will remember to play properly soon!
 
What would you do if I threw a pen at you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Archaon on June 15, 2008, 04:00:46 PM
Throw a grenade back.

What would you do if I actually had grenades?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 15, 2008, 04:01:44 PM
Say that real men don't need them.

What would you do if I had Aura of Acquiescence?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Archaon on June 15, 2008, 04:03:59 PM
Not be affected cos I'm hardcore.

What would you do if I had 'stream of corruption'?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on June 15, 2008, 04:14:17 PM
Wear a quarntine suit.

What would you do if I could hold a sword as big as clouds?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on June 15, 2008, 04:15:16 PM
Say "WOW"
 
What would you do if you dropped said sword?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on June 15, 2008, 04:17:26 PM
Go to the doctor, beacuse it would probably cut something off.

What would you do if I threw said sword at you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on June 15, 2008, 04:18:00 PM
Die
 
What would you do if you missed?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 15, 2008, 04:20:56 PM
Catch it and own him with a Blurry Moon.

WWhat would you do if my trench coat became red with a gold shoulderpad?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on June 15, 2008, 04:22:38 PM
Not notice!
 
What would you do if there was a fight outside my house?
 
(cos there actually is!)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Archaon on June 15, 2008, 04:27:22 PM
Join in and win it.

What would you do if Shade changed his profile again?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on June 15, 2008, 04:28:49 PM
Already did.


What would you do if I did one more time?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on June 15, 2008, 04:29:56 PM
Rend your flesh with a plastic beaker!
 
What would you do if I gave you a REALY low UBER RATING, like you did me?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on June 15, 2008, 04:31:20 PM
Not really care, you are a newb and are not of notice, that is until you join my ranks and become one of my soldiers.

What would you do if I killed TheJester?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on June 15, 2008, 04:32:25 PM
kick his body!!
 
What would you do if he became a zombie?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Archaon on June 15, 2008, 04:33:04 PM
See Zombie apoc. thread.

What would you do if I stole your car?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 15, 2008, 04:33:12 PM
Ask where you got the blessed weapon because as Shyler knows, I'm part incubus.

What would you do if I called Shyler right now?

I got ninja'd twice and don't care because I had a good response...
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on June 15, 2008, 04:34:26 PM
???WHO THE HECK IS HE???
 
BTW I'm 14 I cant drive!
What would you do if I could?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on June 15, 2008, 04:35:20 PM
,Ignoring Killy
Ask if you even have her number.

What would you do if her boyfriend killed you for trying to talk to her?

Now killy, Shyler is a girl.

Race ya.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 15, 2008, 04:37:01 PM
Depends on whether this boyfriend was you or not.

What would you do if, to paraphrase the song Shade was just listening to I "beslubbered her like i was never going to see her again"?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Archaon on June 15, 2008, 04:38:21 PM
Get the media!

What would you do if they actually cared?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on June 15, 2008, 04:38:52 PM
It dont matter cos they wont!
 
 :D :D AWWW TheJester is in love!! :D :D
 
What would you do if Jester got rejected?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on June 15, 2008, 04:39:54 PM
The same thing as now, make fun of him, for he will be rejected.


What would you do If I tol Thejester all the stories I know of Shyler?[color]
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 15, 2008, 04:40:45 PM
I don't do love. I do unloved and affection starved.

What would you do if Shade hadn't quite figured out what he should and shouldn't take seriously. (Nothing and Everything)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on June 15, 2008, 04:42:10 PM
What do you think he is taking seriously?

What would you do if TheJester turned to nurgle?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on June 15, 2008, 04:43:00 PM
Throw a party!!
 
What would you do if he turned loyalist?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on June 15, 2008, 04:43:41 PM
Be surprised, very surprised.

What would you do if I changed my army?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 15, 2008, 04:44:51 PM
Dance. Naked. With various females. And Ben.

What would you do if you weren't invited?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on June 15, 2008, 04:46:06 PM
Be Glad.

What would you do if I was invited to a party at Anza's place and you weren't?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 15, 2008, 04:47:52 PM
Well, you would be gone for a while, so...you know.

What would you do if I looked in a phonebook?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on June 15, 2008, 04:49:58 PM
I like the way you said
looked in
And not read LOL
 
What would you do if you got lost on your way to bed?
 
(Bye guys, I'm off c'ya tomorrow!)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 15, 2008, 04:51:47 PM
Find my way to Ben's mother's (Dear Slaanesh I hope she's not dead)

What would you do if i explained that we never said goodnight to each other?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on June 15, 2008, 04:52:46 PM
Say good night even though it is 5p.m

What would you do if I hit you with a phonebook?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 15, 2008, 05:03:03 PM
Take it, read it, find Shyler, mount her, you know, the basics.

What would you do if Shyler all of a sudden started dressing attractively again?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on June 15, 2008, 05:05:27 PM
She still does, to normal people. Not you though.

What would you do if her number was unlisted?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 15, 2008, 05:13:39 PM
Be very sad because not only am I not gettiing laid, but tavern replies are no longer showing up in my unread replies...

What would you do if I dosed you with ecstasy, had you sniff something of hers and used you as a bloodhound to find her?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on June 15, 2008, 05:29:30 PM
Lol, like you could afford ecstasy.

What would you do if I dealed ecstasy?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 15, 2008, 05:33:18 PM
Take lots. See if I really act like the guy from "The Girl Next Door."

What would you do if I got bored and finished the writing i was supposed to do today?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on June 15, 2008, 05:34:37 PM
Wait for someone else to come online and see what happens.

What would you do if I got offline to paint and play GTA4
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 15, 2008, 05:36:29 PM
Be annoyed that I wasn't painting.

What would you do if Alex randomly signed on?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on June 15, 2008, 07:21:29 PM
Nothing, as I do not know who this Alex is.

What would you do if while you where offline I took control of the Tavern?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 15, 2008, 08:02:33 PM
...to start, you've been anti greenstuff the whole time, don't t remind me of that.

Ask how you managed to control anything when you can barely spell it.

What would you do if things were rather dull and boring in my life?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 15, 2008, 10:25:20 PM
Spice it up with some Sanctjud Sauce... if you know what I mean... wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

What would you do if you knew the full meaning of that?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Ezeykle on June 16, 2008, 12:06:27 AM
Be absolutely amazed. Mostly because I didn't read it...


What would you do if I actually read all of the earlier posts?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 16, 2008, 12:14:10 AM
Show you some more....where are those pics???

What would you do if I sent you pics?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on June 16, 2008, 10:49:15 AM
Become less innocent, MUCH less innocent!!
 
What would you do if I was guilty?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Archaon on June 16, 2008, 12:08:51 PM
Not be very suprised.

What would you do if DA08 came back?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on June 16, 2008, 03:22:01 PM
Kill him.


What would you do if Killy dude was DA08?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 16, 2008, 03:24:30 PM
Have an even better excuse to sacrifice him to Slaanesh.

What would you do if killy dude was secretly the first ever Khorne worshipper to learn things like tactics and is trying to infiltrate Slurgle?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on June 16, 2008, 03:37:22 PM
Support him, Slurgle will fall. Poofy will live for ever.

What would you do if I Poofy was to turn into the cheesist player ever.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Archaon on June 16, 2008, 04:08:11 PM
Outcheese you.

What would you do if I called you a cheese poof?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 16, 2008, 04:10:45 PM
Finally eat that Cheese Falcon.

What would you do if I made some Plague Cheese?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Archaon on June 16, 2008, 04:12:31 PM
Call it green stilton.

What would you do if I ate it and enjoyed it?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 16, 2008, 04:13:38 PM
Tell you to eat more... I'll save my hugs for another day.

What would you do if I was a 'Jumper'?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Archaon on June 16, 2008, 04:14:40 PM
??? recycle you?

What would you do if that was painful?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 16, 2008, 04:17:22 PM
I make my FNP roll, for once.

What would you do if I was in a Library laughing out loud?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 16, 2008, 07:21:05 PM
Ask you what was funny, and hope it would make me laugh...

What would you do if that was the first of many random emo comments for the night?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 16, 2008, 07:25:08 PM
Tell you to suck try harder...your emo status has everything to do with my laughing.
You can never be more emo that Mortarion...he's the emo of the millennium...

What would you do if I rode Anza... would make the night pretty interesting... esp. when she slaps me... and you for videotaping...
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 16, 2008, 07:30:24 PM
Wait for you to pass out and give her a lay she would actually enjoy.

What would you do if my years of Slaanesh worship had left me rather incubus like?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 16, 2008, 07:33:57 PM
Don't worry, your skin would work very well as a Trojan...

What would you do if this:
<-------
Is my new look?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 16, 2008, 07:36:02 PM
Be annoyed by the lack of Slurgle references.

What would you do if the skin from my finger fit better than the skin from elsewhere?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 16, 2008, 07:48:43 PM
Tell you to man up and go out with the fingr condom on... I'll just pick this Tall trash bag and work with what's around.

What would you do if I caught your name change before you posted anything?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 16, 2008, 07:51:00 PM
 use a magnum instead.

What would you do if Nikkie replaced Anza for a while?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 16, 2008, 07:52:29 PM
Tell you to get laid...

What would you do if I put up pron as an Avatar...?

(Be banned?   ;D  )
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 16, 2008, 07:54:12 PM
Tell you that my first idea for a new avatar was a picture of an ass.

What would you do if I decided on a pile of blow up dolls instead?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 16, 2008, 07:55:14 PM
THat pic would be me.... and you.... mud wrestling with the blow up dolls.....

What would you do if that was true?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 16, 2008, 07:56:31 PM
Ask where exactly you live so I can set up that picture.

What would you do if you conveniently lived in London so we could set up that picture when I graduate and move there?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 16, 2008, 07:58:18 PM
Tell you to wear something.......... ..... kinky.

What would you do if I had to take a shower now to wipe off the equipment.....and the days 'slaying of newbies'?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 16, 2008, 08:00:06 PM
Ask if a leather corset and knee high heels were kinky enough for you. play lots of Lords of Acid.

What would you do if Nikkie, Deborah, Anza, and Ashley were invited?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 16, 2008, 08:15:32 PM
Wow...just... drop to the floor while a spray of blood jets out of my nose.


What would you do if that wasn't corny enough?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 16, 2008, 08:21:05 PM
Turn your head so you had to watch me with every one of them.

What would you do if my conversations with my ex girlfriend were filled with sexual tension even though I've been replaced?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on June 16, 2008, 09:09:44 PM
Umm, nothing at all execpt laugh at you.

What would you do if I started dating Shyler just to piss you off?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 16, 2008, 09:11:17 PM
Probably beslubber her in the back of your car while you were at work.

What would you do if you finally made up your mind on whether or not she had a boyfriend.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on June 16, 2008, 09:14:05 PM
Nothing, she really does have a boyfriends, his name is Kj Goodall. Doesn't mean I can't do stuff with her

What would yopu do if I video taped me doing stuff with her and sent it to you disguised as something else?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 16, 2008, 09:16:02 PM
I don't know, I probably wouldn't get much out of a wanna be gangster and a cheery girl.

What would you do if tomorrow was so dull I decided to hang out with you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on June 16, 2008, 09:16:59 PM
Tell you to commit suicide?

What would you do if I really said that?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 16, 2008, 09:21:52 PM
Keep your quote in my sig FOREVER!!!

What would you do if that got funnier every time I read 8it.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on June 16, 2008, 09:24:32 PM
I don't know, can you 8it.

What would you do if I became a grammernazi, at the same time having bad grammar myself, but never correcting it?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 16, 2008, 09:26:38 PM
I believe my general punishment for hypocrisy is dragging you behind a car.

What would you do if Shade tried to correct my spelling of hypocrisy?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on June 16, 2008, 09:27:35 PM
Nothing.

What would you do if you couldn't get a car?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 16, 2008, 10:42:22 PM
Hop on the, I screw your friends in all holes, band wagon.

What would you do if Lust took over?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on June 17, 2008, 11:02:27 AM
Run away!!
 
What would you do if everyone else changed their names so YOU didn't know who they were?
 
(You confused me!)
 
 
 
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 17, 2008, 11:57:39 AM
Tell you to keep track.

What would you do if everyone accepted my nicknames as their forum names?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 17, 2008, 12:32:05 PM
Say that I did it first.

What would you do if this became my permanent forum name and only the Avatar changed occasionally?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 17, 2008, 12:38:01 PM
Tell you that would be awesome, until I come up with a name awesomer than "I in Her Rear."....

What would you do if we ruled this forum as Queen and Queen?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 17, 2008, 12:39:38 PM
Don't we already?

What would you do if we gradually scared off all the loyalists, Khorne, and Tzeentch worshippers?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 17, 2008, 12:42:39 PM
Start screwing each other.... literally... and maybe figuratively...

What would you do if there was only one A-hole between us???? (I caution your answer  ;D )
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: DA08 on June 17, 2008, 03:17:07 PM
Shove your face up it you peice of amphetamine parrot!
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 17, 2008, 04:13:07 PM
You know that that is a good thing for a slaanesh follower...you might like a stick up your ass as well.... like my walking stick.

What would you do if you had the ballz to come back in here?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on June 17, 2008, 04:22:01 PM
He would go crying to his mother again!
ROFL!
 
What would his mum say?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 17, 2008, 04:26:11 PM
To take it like he got at least one ball....maybe 1.5.... certainly he won't have 2...

What would you do if his mother had to come online and blush at the stuff we write....AND JUMPS IN.....????????
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on June 17, 2008, 04:31:14 PM
Wonder how she jumps "IN" to the internet, She ain't Chuck Norris!!
 
What would you do if she jumped on YOU?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Archaon on June 17, 2008, 04:32:43 PM
Be too 'busy' at the moment (see kill above poster thread).

What would you do if it was you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on June 17, 2008, 04:35:44 PM
(see kill above poster thread).

I'm staying out of there at the moment. It is too explicit for my eyes! ,I'm only 14!!
 
___________________ _________
To answer your question I shall ask another question!
What would you do if something that weight the same as Mt Everrest jumped on YOU?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Archaon on June 17, 2008, 04:37:16 PM
Well, I'm experiencing that on the other thread...

What would you do if the world ripped unsunder beneath your feet?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 17, 2008, 04:37:52 PM
Wake up.

What would you do if all your virgin body parts will no longer BE, when we are done with you in the Taverns?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on June 17, 2008, 04:39:15 PM
Do a DA08 before you hurt my winky LOL
 
What would you do if DA08 was the new word for leave?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 17, 2008, 04:41:01 PM
DA08 will DA08, and cry for his parents.

What would you do if you turned Slurgle?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on June 17, 2008, 04:42:17 PM
Nothing I already have!!
What would you do if slurgle fell down the ravine?
(I like to look back on the games!)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 17, 2008, 04:44:40 PM
Tell you, you are sad to go that far back.... the Ravine is Fifthy's... until he comes back, I'll be keeping it in my pants.

What would you do if you fell into my pants?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Archaon on June 17, 2008, 04:45:09 PM
Be very 'surprised'.

What if slurgle wanted 'revenge'
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 17, 2008, 04:49:08 PM
It would be in your pants...

What would you do If I had your genitalia in a jar?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Archaon on June 17, 2008, 04:51:24 PM
Be rather scared

What would you do if slurgle was roadkilled?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 17, 2008, 04:52:15 PM
It would get back up, dust itself off, and do the Frogger again...

What would you do if I gave every newbie a hug?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Archaon on June 17, 2008, 04:54:29 PM
Watch nurgle's rot spread!

What would you do if nurgle's rot was not lethal?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 17, 2008, 04:55:56 PM
Even better, it never kills, but slowly decays....

What would you do if it was fatal....?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on June 17, 2008, 04:57:02 PM
Be dead!
 
What would you do if Nurgle Slaanesh and Slurgle had a fight?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Archaon on June 17, 2008, 04:57:50 PM
Watch slurgle win...

what would you do if khorne joined in?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 17, 2008, 04:58:16 PM
It would be a big orgy.

What would you do if you were in the middle?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Archaon on June 17, 2008, 04:59:51 PM
Kill everybody!

What would you do if Tzeentch tried to burn up slurgle?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Butters on June 19, 2008, 05:31:10 PM
destroy the universe.

what would you do if an ork army was charging toward your IG?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Two Blades as One, Samurai Ichirou on June 19, 2008, 05:58:24 PM
CAll for cheese and have my four baneblades blow the green out of the orks.

What would you do if I had four baneblades?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 19, 2008, 08:25:05 PM
Send in the cultists to claim them and strap your commander over the demolisher on my favorite one.

What would you do if I remembered where I read that?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 20, 2008, 03:19:22 PM
Tell you to read something else.... like erotic lit.

What would you do if I had a list of reads everybody would like?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on June 20, 2008, 03:20:26 PM
Steal it!
 
What would you do if I had a list of names I could change to?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 20, 2008, 03:24:49 PM
Tell you Mr. Zombie Pogo STick is backed by me and the mod of this forum....

What would you do if my ego was too big?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 20, 2008, 03:25:55 PM
Hug you because I'm sure other parts of you are big to compensate for it.

What would you do if Ben were here?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on June 20, 2008, 03:26:17 PM
 ;)


What would you do Sanct if I changed my avatar to one of the pics I'm gonna pm you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on June 20, 2008, 03:35:25 PM
Tell you it's time for a threesome.

What would you do if your pics had larger breasts?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on July 10, 2008, 09:03:50 AM
Wet myself.

What would you do if I sent you some... interesting pictures?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: moc065 on July 10, 2008, 09:10:12 AM
I would contact Webster's and have them re-define the word "Interesting"

What would you be doing if you were not reading this.

Cheers
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on July 10, 2008, 09:12:36 AM
Snacty? He would wet himself.

What would you do were I say that your current avatar is way more sinister than your previous one?


Ninjaed. And by moc! Oh the shame...

A: Destroy you in the Be Blunt game.

Q: What would you do were you to lose horribly to your next Eldar opponent?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: moc065 on July 10, 2008, 09:54:32 AM
The question is moot as I plan on winning; but if I loose, then I will build you any standard figure you  like (no Forgewolrd stuff).... Hell, I might even paint it for you, as the chance of Puny Eldar beating my Machine is slim...

What are you going to do when I slap you as Hard as I slapped Sanctjud yesterday in the "blunt" thread ?

PS.. you got ninja'd by a geezer, oh the shame.... I guess I don't really have to slap you down, as your already on your knees crying with your embarassment.

Cheers
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on July 10, 2008, 09:59:14 AM
I would say "Ouch!"

What would you say if I told you to go post in the word association game, it's dying for pete's sake?!
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on July 10, 2008, 05:15:41 PM
I did that before I read this...wierd.

What would you do if I poked you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Archaon on July 11, 2008, 04:40:20 PM
Hit you back.

What would you do if I threw you out the window?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on August 4, 2008, 03:39:21 PM
You couldn't... you are not strong enough.

What would you do if I slapped you with my 'censored' sign?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on August 5, 2008, 09:49:06 AM
Archy? Scream like a girl. Most probably.

What would you do were you to be hit by lightning?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on August 5, 2008, 09:50:12 AM
Re-direct it to some Night Lords who need some REAL lightning paint work.

What would you do if the Legion Books come out?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on August 5, 2008, 09:53:07 AM
Regard it with apathy unless it included combat drugs.

What would you do if, according to the BRB, I had 3 fantasy armies and no 40k armies?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on August 5, 2008, 10:12:10 AM
Go to GW HQ and put some Khorne logic to practical use.

What would you do were the Censor Office in Vermont decided that all things Slaanesh were to be classified 18+?

  Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: int main() on August 5, 2008, 10:36:19 AM
Break into their office and demand they instead classify those things as OVER 9000+

I can has chainaxeburger, k?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on August 5, 2008, 10:38:41 AM
No!! Bicoz thath is not an valit coestchun!!!

What would you do?! WHAT WOULD YOU DO?!
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on August 5, 2008, 10:43:26 AM
Dunno. DUNNO! But it would hurt, and badly.

What would you do were your boss be also a Taverner?

Screwed would it not?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on August 5, 2008, 10:49:09 AM
NO! He would be so below me, because I'm a tav vet and he's not.

So whenever I said 'high-five' it would be best for him to jump from his chair, palm raised into the air, and be ready to receive five fingers from Da Man Woman.

What would you do if your last question was invalid?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on August 5, 2008, 10:54:00 AM
Giggle.

What would you do if, in fact, I was your boss under a false identity, and that from the beginning?

Screwed, that's it.

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: DA08 on August 7, 2008, 05:01:09 PM
This http://www.addictinggames.com/whackyourboss.html (http://www.addictinggames.com/whackyourboss.html)

What would you do if I was really your wife?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick on August 7, 2008, 05:10:31 PM
Ignore you and play that game!
 
(Click the bin!!)
 
 
What would you do if I gave up 40K so I could play DA08's game forever?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: int main() on August 8, 2008, 12:57:23 PM
I would deprive you of your pogo stick and replace Jesus' crucifix with it.


What would you do if i were to program something on my side that caused a fatal error on your computer?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on August 8, 2008, 01:01:54 PM
Find you.

What would you do if a two meter, black trenchcoat wearing and sinister looking caucasian was to knock your door down in the middle of the night?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on August 8, 2008, 01:04:53 PM
Be very confused because I'm roughly 2 meters tall and wear a black trenchcoat. Plus I carry my daemons in a rifle case.

What would you do if I was very good at looking sinister?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on August 8, 2008, 01:09:41 PM
Compare with the other guy.

What would you do if I asked proof? :P

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on August 8, 2008, 01:17:57 PM
Briefly consider taking a picture, then change my mind. (6'1" is around 2 meters, right?)

What would you do if I was riding a Cold One in this picture?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on August 8, 2008, 01:29:52 PM
Begin to ask Myself where you actually come from.

What would you do if you contiuned to grow up to 7 feet? (Actually, 6' 1" feet is 1,86 meter: you still miss 14 cm (5.5 Inches))

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Captain Custard on August 8, 2008, 04:39:19 PM
Dress up as a space marine (or are they 9 ft...)

What would you do if I posted more than once a month in the taven?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on August 8, 2008, 05:01:14 PM
Remove 40kOnline from my bookmarks.

What would you do if you found a severed hand in your happy meal?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on August 8, 2008, 05:03:06 PM
Yeash! Me lost friend!

What would you do were you to lose that appendage that makes you so proud?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on August 8, 2008, 05:06:05 PM
Make a trip to the hardware store and get something gas-powered to replace it.

What would you do your appendage got stuck to a frozen vice (true story, my mom worked at an ER up in Alaska)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Captain Custard on August 9, 2008, 11:59:28 AM
That is unforunate, luckily my happy pills help me get by such experiences...

What would you do if I told you mine was fully automatic?
(and that you missed out the ? in your question)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: int main() on August 9, 2008, 02:11:29 PM
Unveil my Emperor's Blessing. Rapid Fire? Bet you can't beat my Heavy 15  ;D!

What would you do if i had a vulcan megabolter for an 'appendage'?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Captain Custard on August 9, 2008, 03:13:57 PM
Get myself a vortex missile, firepower baby!

What would you do if I said that I had to edit this question in because I forgot to type it?


Custard
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on August 9, 2008, 04:43:07 PM
I tell you to calm down and pace yourself.

What would you do if there wasn't an edit button?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Captain Custard on August 10, 2008, 04:56:54 AM
Delete and start again.

What would you do if when ever you pressed backspace the whole post was deleted, (damn ipod)?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: int main() on August 10, 2008, 10:31:54 AM
I would recommend you sue Apple for *cough* criminal negligence *cough*

What would you do if I stole your mustard and left you Captain of Absolutely Nothing Whatsoever?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Captain Custard on August 10, 2008, 10:38:30 AM
Then I would be Captain_Custard like I allways have been.

What would you do if inverted commas took over Brazil?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 1, 2008, 11:45:44 PM
Erase them. Take over. Distribute free drugs all over the place and flood the market.

What would you do were Windy to answer next?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on October 1, 2008, 11:48:14 PM
Wonder if this thread will get locked for Threadnomancy, like the Word Asociation Game [again] [now with cheese].

What would you do if I were to reference the Ravine every post or so again?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 1, 2008, 11:53:38 PM
Kill you each and every time.

What would you do were you to own Jammy's modly Powerz?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on October 1, 2008, 11:55:13 PM
Oh, I would have fun, very much fun indeed...

What would you do if I logged off 40kO to try this new product called Sleep for an invention I heard of called School tommorow?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 2, 2008, 12:19:50 AM
Sleep is overrated - wimp.

What would you do were you the very one responsible of the US's economical collapse?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on October 2, 2008, 04:11:10 AM
Play the fiddle as society burned to the ground around me. (I'll also likely be drunk and naked as well, why not  ;D)

What would you do since Canada would inevitably fail soon after?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on October 2, 2008, 08:45:04 AM
I would wonder if I would start seeing alot of Canadians coming into Washington (State, not DC).

What would you do if I became an Administrator?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 2, 2008, 09:38:31 AM
Since I'd probably be amongst these Canadian in Washington, burn you anonymously with all the others after anarchy took place.

What would you do were Greasy Daemons suddenly jumped in of your daily lunch?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on October 2, 2008, 05:40:52 PM
Woah, before I can answer that, do you mean"

'What would you do were Greasy Daemons to suddenly jump into my daily lunch?'

or

'What would you do were Greasy Daemons to suddenly jump out of my daily lunch?'

Either way the grammar becomes correct. Also, I pack my lunch, so I would kill them before I got to school (to answer the second one) or I would throw my luch away, as I can just eat when I get home.

What would you do if the Ravine existed?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 2, 2008, 06:35:48 PM
Quote from: Windy
...or I would throw my luch away, as I can just eat when I get home.
   Really? To answer your question: Close it down, with your head in - and your legs out.

   Starky
   
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on October 2, 2008, 06:39:17 PM
Whoops, but I had that coming to me.

What would you do if Pup made an explosive (hehe, puns...) re-appearance in the Tavern?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: int main() on October 4, 2008, 12:37:49 PM
I would stand in the street and give every girl that passes a punny bunny wunny

What would you do if your army had a Regiment That Says Ni?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Unholy Worm on October 4, 2008, 01:15:26 PM
I'll rename it to Me!

What will you do if you suddenly woke up in the 41st millennium and realized that your current life was only a dream?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on October 4, 2008, 01:29:14 PM
That really depends on where I'm at in the 41st Millenium, doesn't it. ;)

What would you do if the Tavern randomly dissapeared?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Unholy Worm on October 4, 2008, 01:45:56 PM
I'll sink in my tears!

What will you do if you suddenly woke up in the 41st millennium and realized that your planet is about to get invaded by Abaddons 14th Crusade?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on October 4, 2008, 01:51:58 PM
yell "All we can do now is die death to the heretics." and heroically bayonett charge down a hill.

What would you do if you woke up and were Gordon Freeman?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Unholy Worm on October 4, 2008, 02:04:48 PM
Find a crowbar and go down for a headcrab killing frenzy.

What would you do if you were g-man?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on October 4, 2008, 02:17:14 PM
But i am G-man.
What would you do if you were told to euthanize your weighted companion cube?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Unholy Worm on October 4, 2008, 02:23:42 PM
I'd ask you what the hell is that?  :D

What would you do if you were one of the victims from the movie "saw"?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on October 4, 2008, 02:26:42 PM
Aperture science would like to remind you that the weighted companion cube will not stab you and in fact cannot speak.

what would you do if an imperial draft team sent you to the third armagedon war?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Unholy Worm on October 4, 2008, 02:32:03 PM
I'll buy you all a bear... if I return.

What would you do if I get drunk?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on October 4, 2008, 02:33:34 PM
Steal your wallet and run.
What would you do you had no toenails
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Unholy Worm on October 4, 2008, 02:40:23 PM
glue something instead of them.

What will you do if aliens attack?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on October 4, 2008, 02:43:45 PM
The image speaks for itself.
(http://www.carnegie.org/reporter/13/images/doom2b.jpg)

What would you if games workshop had a 90% off sale.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Unholy Worm on October 4, 2008, 02:47:15 PM
Kill myself, because I already spent all my free money.

What will you do if there was only 1st edition of 40k?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on October 4, 2008, 02:49:47 PM
Play 1st edition.

What would you do if your stormtroopers crotchplate was stuck.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Unholy Worm on October 4, 2008, 02:52:04 PM
Laugh at him!  ;D

What would you do if got yourself glued to the keyboard?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on October 4, 2008, 02:54:32 PM
Not much that i'm not already doing.
what if a valkrie landed on your house and commisar came out the back and said "come with me to a land of adventure" then he handed you a conscript helmet?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 4, 2008, 03:57:58 PM
SHOVE IT DOWN HIS THROAT, JUST FOR THE ESTHETIC SIGHT OF IT!

What would you do if your avatar suddenly got raped attacked on screen by a kinky Noise Marine?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on October 4, 2008, 04:06:21 PM
Shed kill him with her laspistol. Shes not defenseless
What if nurele plauged you.

Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 4, 2008, 04:11:51 PM
"Nurele" tried to "plauged" Me as you say before, under the form of Sanctjud. He failed, almost as hard as your spelling.

   What would you do if your avatar discovered - too late - that being blond, she just forgotten to get that powercell recharged after the last use? The Noise Marine is getting his pants down as we speak...

   Starky - Eh-eh-eh...
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on October 4, 2008, 04:19:36 PM
The chaingword isnt pictured and noise marines don't have pants.
What would you do if your avatar was drawn well?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 4, 2008, 05:16:11 PM
Don't bother to take it as an avvy at all: After all, there's a crapload of well drawn deamons all around - This way, it effectively draws the eye so to speak.

What would you do if your "chaingword" as you put it was, in fact, as useless rubber tool that that afore mentioned Noise Marine (for lets be blunt on this: For the way that word, "Chaingword" is written, it must be something useless) uses to flog your avatar?

   Starky

P.S. That One Noise Marine does: Metal ones. The pants I mean.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on October 4, 2008, 06:12:59 PM
It would obviously be so useless it wouldn't do anything.

What would you do if you knew there were children on this thread?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 4, 2008, 06:23:00 PM
Depends of what is your definition of a child.

What would you do if by some divine dice intervention I was to actually beat moc on Vassal. thus making your avatar obsolete?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on October 4, 2008, 07:36:54 PM
Sacrifice a small child to khorne.
What would you do if the chaos gods cared about you?

Starky, the typos are because my computer has a really annoying virus.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on October 4, 2008, 07:55:53 PM
Does it make is so that whenever you press a letter, it makes another?

I would die because I fear I might become like Snacty.

Why do you think you even have a change of beating Moc?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on October 4, 2008, 08:46:16 PM
Because I'm that awesome.

What if Hetero really didn't have a virus?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 4, 2008, 08:49:59 PM
Laugh at him.

What would you do if he really did?

Starky, the typos are because my computer has a really annoying virus.
   That's okay, just teasing. And these typos are funny nonetheless. ;)

Why do you think you even have a change of beating Moc?
   Maybe not for that game, but I learn fast, believe me.

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on October 4, 2008, 09:11:19 PM
He'd whine about it.

What would you do if you played me DE?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 4, 2008, 09:13:44 PM
C'mon, let Me think about it... Mmmm... Hey...! Try to WIN?  :o

What would you do if I had actually played DE only two time in My life?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on October 4, 2008, 09:16:31 PM
It would be messy. For me...

What would you do if that statement was true?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 4, 2008, 09:22:10 PM
BELIEVE!

What would you do if I knew from direct experience how annoying a tooled Lord can be?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on October 4, 2008, 09:46:29 PM
I would field one if we were playing a game against each other.

What would you do if I did?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 5, 2008, 05:13:28 AM
Try NOT to lose all of my Wraithguard to him - like last time. He did die though: 2 wounds on Drugs and the finishing blow from my Farseer.

What would you do were to check our schedules to get the best time for that game?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on October 5, 2008, 05:36:22 PM
Maybe Monday? I'd say round 1 your time. I could play for a few hours.

What would you do if your schedule was free that day.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 6, 2008, 08:30:27 AM
Alas it is not, for I work Sunday, Monday and Tuesday evening this week. But I am sure we will manage something else. ;)

What would you do if you could turn 'On' and 'Off' the Sleep Switch at will?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on October 6, 2008, 02:23:32 PM
I would never sleep.

Would you do the same?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 6, 2008, 05:26:47 PM
No, I'd die on My chair on the front of the screen: Having to type answer to your posts for too long can do that to any normal man.

What would you do were you to become insane from lack of sleep?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on October 6, 2008, 07:22:58 PM
We're all crazy some of us just get caught.  ;)

What are going to do when they finally catch up to you? (the martian-owned New World Order Men-in-black operatives, shhh, they're reading this  :o)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on October 6, 2008, 08:24:10 PM
I'd get caught. Duh?

@What would you do if I said I couldn't play until the weekend.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on October 6, 2008, 08:45:24 PM
I'd say that I'll miss you terribly, probably cry...  :'(

Why so sad?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on October 7, 2008, 08:39:16 AM
Because you aren't playing the game right.

What would you do if you followed the rules?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 7, 2008, 08:48:56 AM
We should ask Jimmy...

What would you do were to be burned horribly and permanently in the assault of the WAG base?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on October 7, 2008, 05:25:56 PM
I wouldn't. *presses the  Easy button (http://www.saphrym.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/50e7b552c45ad275.jpg).*

What would you do if you knew what the Easy button said?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on October 7, 2008, 08:02:59 PM
Ask the jus butten instead.

What would you so if you were a mod.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on October 7, 2008, 08:07:43 PM
Fix both your sentences.

What would you do if I forced you to change them?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on October 7, 2008, 08:11:40 PM
Take a 45 to my head and pull the trigger.
What would you do if i took a 45 to my head.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on October 7, 2008, 08:12:55 PM
Laugh and pull the trigger if you didn't.

What would you do if I did that?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on October 7, 2008, 08:14:15 PM
Bleed blood and brains on your nice new carpet.
what would you do if i Bled blood and brains on your nice new carpet.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on October 7, 2008, 08:23:17 PM
Make you finish your question with a question mark first.

What would you do if I stated mentioning the Ravine (which you, Tauir, and Changeyname are too young to remember)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on October 7, 2008, 08:25:58 PM
Scratch my head and say "WTF? Whats the ravine?"

what would you do if I told you i knew what the ravine is.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on October 7, 2008, 08:30:42 PM
Tell you to fix your sentences before I respond.

What would you do if you were forced to live in the Ravine?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on October 7, 2008, 08:46:04 PM
Make a fire and sing campfire songs.
What would you do if your house was in the ravine.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on October 8, 2008, 12:14:19 AM
It is. I don't see your point.

What would you do if you suddenly learned the full horror of the Ravine (the other Tavern vets know of which I speak), I mean, besides going insane of course.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on October 8, 2008, 04:11:02 AM
Does it have something to do with women; because after witnessing childbirth twice, I don't think it can get any worse (and I'm still hanging on to a few shreds of sanity).

What's with your assumptions that we would lose our sanity if we learned the truth?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 8, 2008, 09:30:12 AM
It is no assumptions.

What would you do if Santa Claus just proposed you to clean all of your debts?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on October 8, 2008, 09:50:29 AM
I'd tell him to piss off and that I'll pay that school loan shortly; after I finish. Other than that I owe no one a dime. I am financially responsible.

What would you do if you didn't owe so much?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 8, 2008, 09:56:50 AM
Begin to wonder where did go that loan I took for the house...

What would you do if you suddenly woke and found yourself eating a raw kitty?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on October 8, 2008, 10:04:13 AM
Wake up from that dream. Its not often you dream about having a dream.

What would you do if I entered your house though the back door?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 8, 2008, 10:10:30 AM
No problem, that is the fridge, do take a beer. And that... yes that is the microwave, do step in, thank you... *DING!*

What would you do if you got swarmed by cockroaches?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on October 8, 2008, 05:20:02 PM
Apologize for stepping on your mom.

What would you do without all your buddies?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on October 8, 2008, 05:32:07 PM
Go to GW and make some more.

What would you do if we met in person?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr.Tanks on October 8, 2008, 05:34:53 PM
Squish you with my size 11s.

What would you do if I squished you with my size 11s?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on October 8, 2008, 05:46:08 PM
Squish you with my size 13's. Thats right.

What would you do if your shame was taped and put on Youtube?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on October 8, 2008, 06:41:07 PM
I'd laugh.

What would happen if I shot you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on October 8, 2008, 06:43:28 PM
I would bleed. Is this a trick question?

What would you do if you learned that the earth is, in fact, square?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on October 8, 2008, 10:25:53 PM
Then I would say it matches your personality.

What if I told you the Universe was shaped like a saddle?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 9, 2008, 12:10:24 AM
Heeeeyaaa! Slap it!

What would you do were you to recognise your likeliness in a puddle of Jell-O?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on October 9, 2008, 02:15:14 AM
Impossible, Jell-O could not contain my massive awesome!

Damn I'm handsome!

What would you do if Sancty gave you a Jell-O mold of himself?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 9, 2008, 03:24:20 AM
Feed it to the Turd god. Quick and painless.

What would you do were you to discover that Sanctjud is, in fact, a bot that turned wrong?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on October 9, 2008, 08:46:36 AM
Wonder to myself was that bot made to spam in the Tavern, or help in the Chaos Board?

What would you do if everyone who ever posted in the Tavern showd up at your [as in, the next poster] work/school?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on October 9, 2008, 09:29:10 AM
He would only notice the Monkey God; for his awesome would make any others pale and flabby in comparison.

[blinding light, cherubic chior, sanctimonious feces flying about, good times]

What person wouldn't want to visit me?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 9, 2008, 10:20:56 AM
No visit to you for you got shot at coming unannounced at My work.

What would you do were a grammar to hit you behind the head for not reading correctly the 'What would You Do' game rules?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on October 9, 2008, 10:49:32 AM
The grammer would likely break as I have a hard head.  ;)

What would you do if there wasn't a taverner around who could really care less about rules?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 9, 2008, 11:07:52 AM
   Point out that Jammy, although not exactly what you would call a Taverner, may happens to care if blatant and offending repetition of said rules are breached.

What would you do were Jammy to spread you over his morning toasts and enjoy you in unspeakable ways?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on October 9, 2008, 11:15:36 AM
I have feeling that the worst I'll get for that is, "follew teh rulz plez"

What would you do if I didn't freakin' care?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 9, 2008, 11:47:36 AM
Say: Welcome in the Club mate!

What would you do if that behavior was deemed provocative?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on October 10, 2008, 12:59:43 AM
I would smack you and say not to get fresh with the Monkey God.

What would you do with the secret of my patented Silverback mountain action move?

I have a little button between my shoulder blades...
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on October 10, 2008, 11:46:38 AM
I would probably say 'cool' and move on.

What would you do if your computer suddenly dissapeared?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 10, 2008, 02:33:23 PM
Find you as the responsible and have a talk with you. A talk involving a blowtorch, pincers and a steak knife.

What would you do were this thread to become a much worse killing ground than the KtAP game?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on October 10, 2008, 02:56:21 PM
Make you cry twice as often; from fear of me bisemboweling you with an egg timer (yes, an egg timer).

What would you do when you hear that monkey finally breathing down your back?

I gotta bag of sewing needles and I can't wait to use them on you.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 10, 2008, 03:01:00 PM
I always dreamt to put a monkey paw into the blender, just to see if the remaining would follow. And sewing needles are for faint of heart, I use knitting ones to do that kind of job.

What would you do were you to wake up on hearing a *ding*, just to realise that it is the microwave starting up - with you within?

   Starky

Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on October 10, 2008, 10:16:52 PM
I would open the microwave, as step out.

What would you do if I posted in the KtAP thread, but only using the second half of a response posted here?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 11, 2008, 01:32:35 AM
Answer, kill you as per the rule, in fact massacre you in a bloody an imaginative manner way beyond bearable words. Dare, double dare.

What would you do if you realised upon reading of this that your legs are shaking and that you've just wet yourself in fear?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on October 11, 2008, 10:05:26 AM
Tell myself not to dance with drinking pop while checking 40kO at the same time ever again.

What would you do if I told you to do something?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 11, 2008, 10:14:49 AM
It would greatly depend if it would involve sufferings and mutilations.

What would you do to someone who can't help but be vague in his questions?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on October 11, 2008, 02:15:24 PM
Suggest he buy a thesaurus.

What would you do if you could make words you want cus it hard to make talk?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on October 13, 2008, 10:10:03 PM
Do many horrible things to people who break the Laws of Grammar with a hot glue gun, a vattle prod, and a stick of bubble gum.

What would you do if I told you what the bubble gum was for?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on October 13, 2008, 11:22:31 PM
Chew it and kick your ass (a la duke nuke'em!)

What would you do if you were privy to an exclusive copy of the next duke nuke'em?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on October 13, 2008, 11:24:23 PM
Smile and wonder how i got it.

My virus is gone horay less grammatical errors.

What would you do if the next duke nuke'em actually was released?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on October 13, 2008, 11:24:43 PM
Dry Hump it and give it to Jawmonkey to lather it in more goo and poop.....then send it to Bungie....and have them beslubber it up as well.

What would you do if Starky didn't post 6000+ post in the Taverns?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 13, 2008, 11:27:15 PM
Then I wouldn't be Myself isn't not?

What would you do if you were yourself on the straight way to beat Me on that?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on October 13, 2008, 11:27:54 PM
Put the barrel of a shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger just for the shere hell of it.

What would you do if i found out where you lived?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on October 13, 2008, 11:29:29 PM
Invite you in and tie you up...... and have my Slurlge way with you.......I'd invite the tavern as well.

What would you do if i could point you to a website with interesting 'toys'???
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on October 13, 2008, 11:30:22 PM
Ask you what you mean by color]

what would you do if you were the god emporer
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on October 13, 2008, 11:31:08 PM
Tell you, you are dead.

What would you do if your browser suddenly died, and you had to type in all the color changes....?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on October 13, 2008, 11:34:41 PM
tell you i don't change colors.


What would you do if i was a hippocrite
Secret message above please highlight.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on October 13, 2008, 11:35:29 PM
Thats notthat hardactually.

Tell you to stop ninjaing me Hetero.

What would you do if I became president?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 13, 2008, 11:35:57 PM
Give you to Sanctjud.

What would you do were you to be enlisted as a biological weapon by your benevolent government?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on October 13, 2008, 11:37:14 PM
Ask them how i would be a decent bioweapon.

What would you do if you were your avatar?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on October 13, 2008, 11:37:57 PM
Get the eraser....

What would you do if I had a hand in the 'biological warfare weapon that is named Fifthwing'....?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on October 13, 2008, 11:39:17 PM
Wonder what 'Fifthwing' is.

What would you do if I moved next door, except I was the cop *Lakeview Terrace, for those that have seen it/the trailers/are looking it up on Youtube right now*
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on October 13, 2008, 11:39:31 PM
Run around screaming until i died.

What would you do if i sent you an anthax letter?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 13, 2008, 11:40:16 PM
EAT IT!

What would you do were you kissed by a rabid dog?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on October 13, 2008, 11:41:52 PM
I wouldn't be anything new... I'd send it at Starky.

What would you do if the Fifthwing consists of biological warfare Terminators........ that are lead by Fifthwind.....using Fifthwind Launchers.....wind of farting death..?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on October 13, 2008, 11:44:05 PM
It would be fun, and there would be cake.

What would you do if you got a bad mark on your report, followed by death, for falling into the liquid.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on October 13, 2008, 11:44:57 PM
Just say "what the hell?" and look around confused.

What would you do if god watched you everywhere you went and i mean EVERYWHERE.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on October 13, 2008, 11:50:03 PM
Masterbate on the spot.........

What would you do if God got kinky?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on October 13, 2008, 11:52:06 PM
Ummm...... kill myself ....again for the third time.

What would you do if god raped attacked you.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on October 13, 2008, 11:53:45 PM
He wouldn't cause funny enough... I've got a god-strain disease....I don't mind spreading it...but he wouldn't want it.

What would you do if death was not an escape?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on October 13, 2008, 11:56:09 PM
question my entire way of life.
What would you do if i posted a secret message?
Higlight above to see secret message
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 13, 2008, 11:59:27 PM
You Fail.

What would you do if you didn't forgot to make it black?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on October 14, 2008, 12:01:42 AM
I praise you taking the words out of my mouth.....

I praise destroyer for trying to waste everyone's time......how ironic that may be...
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 14, 2008, 12:03:07 AM
You also Fail My friend, yes... Fail...

What would you do if you got to stake a cross threader writing in green?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on October 14, 2008, 12:04:14 AM
I praise your 2 tones in your last post............I wuv you too.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on October 14, 2008, 12:04:46 AM
Turn into jesus and fly away.
what would you do if i told you that changing text color to white doesn't actually change the text color.


I priase you for posting in the wrong topic.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 14, 2008, 12:07:26 AM
I praise you Forget that. Just jump down that cliff.

What would you do were the downside of the cliff a wide open and very teethy mouth?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on October 14, 2008, 12:09:11 AM
Yell scream and fall.

What would you do if i started signing my name at the bottom of every post also?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 14, 2008, 12:10:39 AM
You would find it long and busy and annoying.

What would you do if I stopped? (I won't)

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on October 14, 2008, 12:11:19 AM
I praise you for jumping on the NOT signing band wagon...

What would you do if I continued to praise...?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on October 14, 2008, 12:12:28 AM
I praise me for praiseing right back.

What would you do if i stole all your 40k.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on October 14, 2008, 12:13:43 AM
I would weep for your transformation into me.......as there are lots of Nurgle things that you don't wanna know.

What would you do if I share?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on October 14, 2008, 12:15:02 AM
Say no thanks.

what would you do if the flying monkeys form wizard of Oz attacked you.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on October 14, 2008, 09:41:36 PM
Tell the Furies to stop trying to outshine the Khorne Flesh Hounds.....

What would you do if I made a very sexy Defiler.....that.. well...um....defile s......?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on October 14, 2008, 09:43:22 PM
Umm... that would be a slanessh delfier.

What would you do if the changer of ways took a liking to you.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on October 14, 2008, 09:47:54 PM
Tell him to shove it up your pie whole.

What would you do if it was the Sexy Nurgle kind?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on October 14, 2008, 11:22:59 PM
And it was doing what exactally.

What would you do if george bush was right about something.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on October 14, 2008, 11:25:11 PM
Continue Laughing.........

What would you do if you needed a a colon cleaning?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on October 14, 2008, 11:25:53 PM
Pray for mercy.

What would you do if sarah palin was president.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on October 14, 2008, 11:55:41 PM
Say that's what you get for voting for old Cheney.

What would you do if the next President actually did something worthwhile?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on October 14, 2008, 11:57:08 PM
Stare and blink repeatedly with shock.

What would you do if your avatar stopped typing?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on October 15, 2008, 12:03:54 AM
Assume a hacker has been messing with the site again.

What would you do if your avatar could actually move?

Really though, don't you have Photoshop or some method to make a layered GIF file? I'll tell you how. Heh, heh. ;)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on October 15, 2008, 12:05:55 AM
I would but i really don't feel like it and if i decided to make my avatar move i'd probably be banned. ;D

what would you do if your avatar couldn't move?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on October 15, 2008, 12:09:36 AM
Find another more obnoxious one.

What would you do if the mods didn't care?

just leave her clothes on, there is already another one out there that's just a bouncing bossom.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on October 15, 2008, 12:25:42 AM
Nothing as they don't care much here....except following game rules loosely.....

What would you do if the Mods,.. modhammered this place?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on October 15, 2008, 12:11:06 PM
Go and find another thread to destroy and spread my monkeyness like a plague.

What would you do if they forced you to behave yourself for a whole week?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 15, 2008, 05:20:59 PM
Sanctjud? They did, it was called: "Sanctjud - no more namechange"

What would you do if they did the same to you?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on October 15, 2008, 05:23:57 PM
Call him Monkey Bone.

What would you do if I was freed from the modhammer?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on October 15, 2008, 07:34:39 PM
Monkey bone you.  :-*

What would you do if you stayed under the thumb of the mods forever?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on October 17, 2008, 09:14:59 PM
What I've been doing this whole time.

What would you do if this forum suddenly had no mods?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on October 17, 2008, 09:50:09 PM
hey look i can post the word poop fifty times. Just kidding i'd porbably play tavern games in the DE forums.

what would you do if they mods only modded you?

Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on October 17, 2008, 09:51:44 PM
Fix your grammar, then carry on as normal.

What would you do if I started talking in full on 1337?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on October 17, 2008, 09:53:00 PM
7331 right back.

What would you do if this forum was closed?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on October 17, 2008, 09:54:39 PM
 :'(

What would you do if you spelt 'leet', 'teel', in your last post?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on October 17, 2008, 09:55:54 PM
Damn your right.

What would you do if you were sane and normal.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on October 17, 2008, 10:04:47 PM
Does not compute.

What would you do if you found out I really was the Terminator?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 18, 2008, 08:29:16 AM
Sell you for scrap metal.

What would you do were the sun to turn off?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on October 18, 2008, 11:10:43 AM
Die. Is that a trick question?

What would you do if I died from your yellow text?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on October 18, 2008, 11:39:07 AM
All we can do now is die keep moving soldier.

What would you do if god found you attractive.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: nefurimu on October 18, 2008, 01:37:50 PM
be flattered and home I don't become like Dionysus' mother?

What would you do if GW asked you to remove a team from their games?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on October 18, 2008, 07:40:47 PM
Kill one of the teams thats a codex hog (no offence).

What would you do if the named team was not a codex hog.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on October 18, 2008, 10:03:48 PM
Kill them anyways. I like killing.

What would you do if you got attacked by a bunch of ninjas? (May I even add that the leader would be Lord Flonky).
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on October 18, 2008, 10:06:50 PM
Be the only survivor, as Lord Flonky and I are friends (or so I think).

What would you do if you all met me in person?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on October 18, 2008, 10:16:41 PM
I have no idea.

What would you do if you I played you in a game of 40k on vassal?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on October 18, 2008, 10:18:39 PM
I don't know. I should try it some time.

What would you do if I made an account on Vassal?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on October 18, 2008, 10:24:33 PM
Ask if I could play you.

What would you do if you got beaten by Starky and made fun of?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on October 18, 2008, 10:35:57 PM
I wouldn't care. Being involved in Warhammer in the first place has taught me how to deal with people making fun of you. It gets kind of funny, after a while, how desprate they start getting to put you down.

What would you do if you knew what I was talking about?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on October 18, 2008, 10:36:39 PM
I would laugh, because I do know what you're talking about.

What would you do if I didn't?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on October 18, 2008, 10:42:37 PM
Move on, because I don't really care all that much anyway, its just funny.

What would you do if you suddenly started laughing?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on October 18, 2008, 10:44:20 PM
Slap you.

What would you do if I said I have Imsomnia?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on October 18, 2008, 10:45:13 PM
Tell you to get some rest.

What would you do if I stopped posting for a while to research Vassal?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on October 18, 2008, 10:52:23 PM
Nothing. Downloading vassal is mroe important than posting.

What would you do if I said I'm tired right now?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on October 18, 2008, 10:53:32 PM
Agree with you.

What would you do if you realized we were in similar timezones?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 19, 2008, 01:32:02 AM
NOT agree with you.

What would you doe were if it was proved you were talking through your arse?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on October 19, 2008, 11:07:44 AM
I have no idea.

What would you do if you say I could play a bit of vassal now?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on October 19, 2008, 11:40:41 AM
Try to understand the meaning of what you just said am i giving you permisson or myself permission?

What would you do if vassal was shut down by GW.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 19, 2008, 01:13:02 PM
Move on and waste my time on something else.

What would you do if you fell prey to the urge of playing Vassal40K? (BTW, Tauir and I have a scrap on it right now...)

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on October 19, 2008, 02:15:30 PM
Well i would um....play vassal.

What would you do if the only way to play 40k was vassal?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on October 19, 2008, 03:24:22 PM
WM/H or FOW...

What would you do if you couldn't find 40k players locally?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 19, 2008, 04:59:27 PM
Do as I do now (Play Vassal), for since My schedule changed last week there is no more Friday's LGC for Me. IT is sad. :'(

What would you do if I asked you for an eventual game on it?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on October 19, 2008, 05:10:27 PM
Make a joke and ignore you.

What would you do if I miraculously won our game?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: nefurimu on October 19, 2008, 05:23:58 PM
Rethink my armylist?

What would you do if DoW was more like real 40k?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on October 19, 2008, 05:38:20 PM
I wouldn't care. I have vassal.

@Starky What would you do if I won the game?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on October 19, 2008, 06:57:03 PM
He would probably kill u and destroy any evidence he lost.


What would u do if I raped your Girlfriend/wife/mom in front of u?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on October 19, 2008, 07:18:32 PM
Um..... uhh i don't know.

What would you do if you accidentally raped my great grandma.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on October 19, 2008, 07:21:29 PM
Idk... depeneds on how it affected u.

What would u do if tomorrow at exactly 11:11 a.m. u crashed ur car and caught on fire?

Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on October 19, 2008, 07:56:02 PM
Get out of my car!

What would you do if at 11:11 a Beret fifty cal bullet caught you in the side of the head?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 19, 2008, 08:31:28 PM
Be very happy of My Necromancer Powerz.

What would you do were I to raise your carpet/matress/coat from the dead to eat you alive?

@Starky What would you do if I won the game?
Wonder at your Powerz over time/space. :o

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on October 19, 2008, 09:54:59 PM
Tell you my carpet was never alive.

What would you do if i trapped you in a 4 by 4 by 4 white room with nothing else in it which you could never escape or die?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 19, 2008, 10:54:32 PM
Honestly? Go insane.

What would you do were Sanctjud's Death Dealers get wiped out in two game Turns?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on October 19, 2008, 11:10:00 PM
Blame it on Thousand Sons.

What would you do if I said you should make a new avatar to match mine?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 19, 2008, 11:17:38 PM
Answer that I am considering something like that. ;) Wait and see.

What would you do if I actually made a trollish post to snipe at Sanctjud? Not that I would ever, ever do something like that, taking you all as witness, but what if?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on October 20, 2008, 12:40:35 AM
Make it brutal so you can hear the sobbing from your computer's speakers, better yet steal his "sock" and burn it.

What would you do if Snacty trolled you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 20, 2008, 12:58:13 AM
Lol! Same as usual. Lolcakes! Ha-Ha! Ahem.

What would you do if you were trolling Me? A rhetorical question of course.

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on October 20, 2008, 05:01:45 PM
An absurd idea; besides, I don't have time to check your last posts and all. I'm getting tired of viewing you through the hidden cam as well; you don't do anything, so boring. I hate stalking victims keeping tabs on close friends.

What would you do if you ever found that tracking beacon the men-in-black inserted in the back of your head?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Two Blades as One, Samurai Ichirou on October 24, 2008, 07:16:58 PM
Disappear.

What would you do if you ever got stopped by the men in black?

Kaze no naka de sodatta ki ha ne ga tsuyoi
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on October 24, 2008, 10:25:34 PM
Ask for a smoke; they work across the hall.

What would you do if I told you Chuck Noris is the head of the Illuminati?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on October 24, 2008, 10:47:01 PM
Chuck norris is my be-atch.

What would you do if he was your be-atch?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on October 25, 2008, 12:01:22 AM
I don't think you quite grasp the unimaginable amount of awesome that a human shell would have to posses to do that.

What would you do after Mr. Norris kicks your face off for such words of heresy? (you know it will give your Grandma a black eye as well right?)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on October 25, 2008, 12:08:20 AM
Chuck norris is buried in my backyard with a 12 guage round in his skull.

What would you do if you joined him?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on October 25, 2008, 12:12:30 AM
Do you mean help him kick your butt? because everyone knows that Mr Norris is bulletproof.

What would you do if I took you into my "trophy room"?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on October 25, 2008, 12:15:07 AM
Take you to mine it's full of gazelles and hippies...lots of hippies.

What would you do if i told you i was high right now.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on October 25, 2008, 12:17:54 AM
1) I would pray that no law enforcement is feeling like causing some trouble for a punk.
2) E-smack you for your inability to handle a little reefer.

What would you do if your mom found out you smoked all her Oragano?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on October 25, 2008, 12:25:21 AM
Hide and pray.

What would you do if you could do what you just did?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on October 25, 2008, 12:29:51 AM
Flush the toilet again (?)

What would you do if I sent you a poopfax?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on October 25, 2008, 12:33:57 AM
Send you a amphetamine parrot right back.

What would you do if i made you smile more? (why so serious?)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on October 25, 2008, 12:41:02 AM
Become utterly amazed as i sold the muscles neccesary to smile on Ebay for hate and rage.

What would you do if I invited you over to the "be blunt to the above poster" thread?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 25, 2008, 08:48:20 AM
Him? Run with his tail between his legs probably...

What would you do if you got beaten to a bloody submission by a steel rod wielding 13 years old?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Fire_Vyper on October 25, 2008, 12:06:13 PM
Die? and then posses with my soul

what would you do if you were hit by a falling crate of deadly snakes
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on October 25, 2008, 12:10:21 PM
Feel at home. Snakes are fun. Maybe hope for some antivenom. If that fails, convert to Nurgle.


What would you do if a snake slithered up your glory hole?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Fire_Vyper on October 25, 2008, 12:12:39 PM
Hmmmm..
what you do if i was in there with him?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on October 25, 2008, 12:16:02 PM
Wonder why my science teachers all lied to me.

What would you do if you found me, Sancty, Starky, and TheJester in your cloest?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Fire_Vyper on October 25, 2008, 12:20:39 PM
C4 just for the occasion

what would you do if i made sure everything you loved and cherished was in 19 peices
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on October 25, 2008, 12:27:02 PM
Whats is this love and cherish you speak of?

What would you do if I cut penis off and fed it to you in a squash soup?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Fire_Vyper on October 25, 2008, 12:36:39 PM
Seeing as you did not specify who's penis i would laugh, and then ask for more salt

What would you do if you cut off your own bits

Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 25, 2008, 05:16:27 PM
Forcibly feed them to you in spite - with a shovel, preferably.

What would you do were you to develop a psychosis locking you forever in the Tavern?

   Starky

P.S. The local grammarnazis will eat you alive if you do not take care of your typing...
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on October 25, 2008, 05:40:04 PM
You mean it hasn't happened yet?


What would you do if Sancty beat moc in a match?



p.s. What the beslubber is Vassal?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 26, 2008, 12:44:16 AM
Won't happens, the question is irrelevant.

What would you do were to lazy to Google for Vassal?

P.S. It is an engine that let you simulate board games - 40K being one of them. Click on Archon Betty's sig to know more, or PM him. ;)

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on October 26, 2008, 12:55:38 AM
I thought Google was only for looking up chicks, hmm, learn something new everyday.

What would you do with your 40k armies if you stop playing in person?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 26, 2008, 01:08:44 AM
I am too childish, I prefer playing with toys.

What would you do were you to be shot by the local police? After all, a rabid monkey throwing poop in the street tend to gather that kind of attention...

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on October 26, 2008, 10:22:14 AM
Roll on the ground, shake a lot, and likely mess myself; as the police use tasers here.

What would you do if the cops beat you for that movie you posted.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 26, 2008, 10:29:05 AM
I AM WAITING FOR THEM!!

What would you do were the tasers followed up by a good 'ol electrical chair?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on October 26, 2008, 11:47:54 AM
Use my infallible awesomeness to destroy everyone.

What would you do if I tabled you in vassal on the first turn?

Note: The answer should not involve bad dancing

@ Shade: Starky said it. Click the links in my siggy, it's there.
Vassal = The engine to run it
40k Module = The program being run

Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on October 26, 2008, 06:15:47 PM
I refuse to contemplate that possibility.

What would you do were I to find out that you are planning a First Turn charge?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on October 26, 2008, 08:32:54 PM
I have no idea...  ;D

What would you do if I told you how to beat my first turn charge?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on October 26, 2008, 08:36:36 PM
Tell you: "You are lying and you are wrong."

What would you do if you had a 20 min. responce elsewhere and then it's erased as the browser freezes up?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Fire_Vyper on October 30, 2008, 01:47:42 PM
Curse the gods

what would you do if battling for your life against rabid bunnies was your new routine
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on October 30, 2008, 02:19:20 PM
Acquire a taste for conies.

What would you do if you only had one holy hand grenade of Antioche (?)?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Grenzer on November 3, 2008, 07:30:02 PM
kill the white rabbit

What would you do if you only had one day to live?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on November 3, 2008, 07:31:09 PM
Sex, Drugs, and Rock-n-Roll...

What would you do if I had 2 battle reports posted?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on November 3, 2008, 08:02:14 PM
Wonder what you would do with your free time if you didn't bother.  ;)

I'm joking, good job.

What would you do if tear drops would show up on electronic documents?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on November 3, 2008, 08:08:43 PM
Lick it up, because more QQ = more Love.

What would you do if I was on Dancing With The Stars?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on November 3, 2008, 08:12:04 PM
Feel sorry for the guy that had to dance with you.

What would you do if you actually knew how to dance?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on November 3, 2008, 08:18:59 PM
Trip you along the way in a grapevine.

What would you do if VASSAL was my be-atch?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on November 3, 2008, 08:35:26 PM
I have no idea.

What would you do if I told you Starky vs. Gutstikk game was on right now?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: 42 on November 3, 2008, 08:37:35 PM
get popcorn.

what would you do if I only had sweet.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on November 4, 2008, 05:10:24 PM
Boil you down and make rock candy out of your blood.

What would you do if you if you were forced to follow the US elections?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 4, 2008, 05:59:59 PM
Same as you. Hang myself.

What would you do were the next pope be American then also become the next President?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on November 4, 2008, 07:54:18 PM
Question the vote count seriously.

What would you do if Jesus ran in the elections four years from now?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 4, 2008, 11:03:41 PM
Seriously consider my piety (or lack thereof).

What would you do were I to take a Jesus avatar (again)?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on November 4, 2008, 11:13:38 PM
Make fun of you.

What would you do if I did?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 4, 2008, 11:25:16 PM
Strike back!

What would you do were  you to ascent to Power and stop to lose any 40K game?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on November 4, 2008, 11:59:10 PM
Curious, I'm already there.

What would you do if I told you I only lose to those rare metagamers at the tournies?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 5, 2008, 01:31:14 AM
Say that you are a good player - I won't say that I tend to lose only to top tier players (flukes exist) but they are usually the only situations where I lose. That and trying 'funny' armies from time to time.

Welcome in the club.

What would you do were the sky turn blood red and started to rain cockroaches?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Fire_Vyper on November 5, 2008, 11:24:35 AM
My prayers are answered!!

What would you do if the sky rained insults instead
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on November 5, 2008, 06:48:11 PM
Bring out an umbrella.

What would you do if I told you everything you were told was a lie.?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on November 5, 2008, 07:01:44 PM
Wonder what the period is doing in your question.

What would you do if you starting taking inerest in my Chaos Dwarves project in my Child Board? *hint hint*
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on November 5, 2008, 07:19:55 PM
Whine about not having a link.

What would you do if I did?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on November 5, 2008, 08:35:13 PM
Whine at you for not searching for the thread, instead of just whining that there wasn't a link, lazy bum.  ;D

What would you do if I told you I hate the "go search for yourself" responses (like above)?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on November 5, 2008, 08:38:52 PM
Agree with you.

What would you do if I told you I was a tall white man in college at the age of 23?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on November 5, 2008, 08:40:31 PM
Say, "Good luck, only 17 more years to go"  ;D

What would you do if I told you I was 31 and done in June?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on November 5, 2008, 09:10:50 PM
Say congratulations.

What would you do if the link you were searching for was in my signature? Talk about lazy...
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Talon Undecided on November 5, 2008, 10:30:50 PM
Remind you to update it more often.

What would you do if you were asked what you would do?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on November 5, 2008, 10:33:58 PM
Answer the question.

What would you do if you really had run out of ideas for questions?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Talon Undecided on November 5, 2008, 10:57:20 PM
Ask questions about what one would do when one runs out of questions.

What would you do if you can't think of an answer to this question?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on November 5, 2008, 11:01:33 PM
Answer it to the best of my ability.

What would you do if you woke up one morning and found that you were a rabbit?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Talon Undecided on November 5, 2008, 11:11:25 PM
*nibbles on a carrot*

*nibble nibble, squeak squeak nibble*?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on November 5, 2008, 11:12:24 PM
Weirdo.

What would you do if you found out that Vassal was gone forever?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Talon Undecided on November 5, 2008, 11:16:53 PM
Await news of Tauir's 'disappearance'.

What would you do when it comes?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on November 5, 2008, 11:22:47 PM
Say that "I didn't see it coming", full of sarcasm.

What would you do if Vassal bankrupted GW?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on November 5, 2008, 11:24:48 PM
Pull a Tauir and roll a 1 on GW's FNP roll and seal the deal.

What would you do if we all got over our VASSAL fever and went back to Pre-VASSAL?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on November 5, 2008, 11:28:17 PM
Crack my knuckles, open the Deathwing shoeboxTM, and say, "Hurry and deploy that loser army, I have yet to bathe in the blood of heretics today."

What would you do after I humiliate you on the field (I always win by a point, or similar obnoxiousness)?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on November 5, 2008, 11:33:26 PM
Point out you cheated....and blame Tauir for screwing around with the number generator.

What would you do if the worse Chaos units turn out to be awesome?  
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on November 5, 2008, 11:46:08 PM
Remind you to look deeper into your tactical strategies next time.

What would you do if I told you everyone ignores my 4 missle dev squads (for the termies, dreads, and LRCs), even though they regularly make the majority of the kills?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on November 5, 2008, 11:48:22 PM
Tell them to lash those havocs behind something that blocks LoS or into combat.

What would you do if you were tofu?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on November 5, 2008, 11:52:21 PM
evolve; unless I was tofu in an Oriental restauraunt, then I worry about being eaten before I changed fully into uber-tofu.

What would you do when our uber-tofu masters finally took over the world?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Talon Undecided on November 6, 2008, 02:22:38 AM
Succeed in a rebellion where all of the members are either Chinese or vegetarian, then eat.

What would you do when the new world order is led by said members of the rebellion?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on November 6, 2008, 09:32:01 AM
Learn Chinese and eat soilent green.

Will you be upset that the uber-tofu will make you eat the weaker humans?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on November 6, 2008, 03:53:38 PM
What would you do if I chemically castrated you for not playing the game properly?  ;D

Thats my post for the month, see you in December...
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on November 6, 2008, 04:00:59 PM
I praise your fail.

What would you do if this became the praise thread?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on November 6, 2008, 07:54:31 PM
Become bored with the praises of text color, something morally wrong (from Snackty), and/or Vassal games.

What would you do if I told you those were making the praise thread boring?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Talon Undecided on November 6, 2008, 10:16:23 PM
Come up with something more interesting than flinging poop.

What would you do with the irony of your statement?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on November 6, 2008, 11:30:27 PM
Twist it around on him until he is at my mercy.

What would you do if you clicked on  this link (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=172959.0), which led to a thread dealing with my progress painting my
Chosen for my mostly Chaos Dwarf army, and then commented on it?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on November 6, 2008, 11:35:14 PM
Tell you to finish before claiming you are 'almost' finished....how about just leave it at 'almost'.

I praise you for getting Chaos Fantasy.....codex creep?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on November 6, 2008, 11:41:17 PM
I had started the project using the old Chaos Dwarf list using BfSP models, but then the new Warriors of Chaos bok came knocking, and then I thought 'Sweet! Awesome rules and an excuse to use a legal army list!'

What would you do if you realized all I had to do was highlighting on his boot, & base?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on November 7, 2008, 12:09:47 AM
tell you that 1 model makes a small army; hurry up, you're making me look good.

What would you do if I told you that my Dark angels were almost done?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on November 7, 2008, 12:18:24 AM
Tell them that Laundry day is in a couple days.

What would you do if you had some 'awesome sauce' in your chinese food?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 7, 2008, 09:38:03 AM
Feed to you forcibly. Heck yeah, that'll teach you...

What would you do were you Death Dealers had a stay in the cleaning machine?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on November 7, 2008, 11:09:46 AM
Wonder if you are calling Pup a Death Dealer, or just made a spelling error. Either way, that machine wouldn't be useable ever again.

What would you do if it started raining homework? (the one thing stopping my progress with my Chosen)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: TiberiusThyben on November 7, 2008, 11:13:36 AM
Well, it depends on how much, and what kind... if it was to start raining textbooks, i might start trying to collect them and sell them at low low prices... peices of paper, i would try to get about... driving might get a bit difficult... notebooks... dunno.

What would you do if you finally realized the futility of playing chaos?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on November 7, 2008, 11:15:33 AM
Remind you that the Imperium will fall to Chaos. It is the end times in both 40k and Fantsasy, the time when Chaos will consume the 40k Univers (as per Legion) and Archaon will finally wipe the earth in one grand Chaos War.

What would you do if I forgot a question?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: TiberiusThyben on November 7, 2008, 11:17:55 AM
Uhhhh... remind you?

What would you write if you could win one beeellion dollars for writing a complimentary poem about me?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on November 7, 2008, 11:21:21 AM
Well, as all I know of you is an online avatar who gives no insight about his/her personal life (which is a good thing... paranoia is a healthy trait). So, not much.

What would you do if you were a mod for a day?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: TiberiusThyben on November 7, 2008, 11:24:22 AM
Do a better job of monitoring the games forum than JamBob... also, laugh maniacally as i censor the words poop, fling, poot, and monkey.

What would you do if the earths gravity suddenly disappeared?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on November 7, 2008, 11:27:57 AM
NOT jump. Whatever you do, don't jump...

What would you do if I suddenly became paranoid about everything? *starts watching the computer intensly in case it falls on me...*
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: TiberiusThyben on November 7, 2008, 11:37:18 AM
I would get the aliens to keep an eye on you from the house across the street.

What would you do if you were abducted by greys?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on November 7, 2008, 11:40:20 AM
I would tell them of a wonderous test subject who lives somewhere in Canada, who goes by the screenname TiberiusThyben...

What would yo udo with the power of Google Maps (and your willingness to give your general area on it)?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on November 7, 2008, 02:59:09 PM
Rule the world through vagary and misdirection.

What would you do without search engines?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on November 7, 2008, 03:24:56 PM
I wouldn't have found 40k Online, for starters.

What would you do if I never joined 40k Online?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on November 7, 2008, 03:26:13 PM
Be on Warseer or Bolter and Chainsword.

What would you do if you loved your job?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on November 7, 2008, 03:28:05 PM
Keep working there.

What would you do if I started having a signature at the end of all of my posts, like your 7 Cents?

Praise the Ravine.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on November 7, 2008, 03:33:00 PM
You'd be a poser.

What would you do if my ego bullied yours?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 7, 2008, 04:57:31 PM
That is just not possible.

What would you do if I squashed your own under the sole of My boot?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on November 7, 2008, 11:31:22 PM
Hope you've had your tetanus shots as my sharp wit will undoubtedly puncture your dainty, sissy foot.

What would you do if your foot became gangrenous?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: THE Bill on November 8, 2008, 02:55:39 AM
Play my own personal version of 'saw' with myself.

What would you do if (my step dad once did this) you made some toast and then having poor eyesight sprinkled steak spice on your toast instead of cinnamon sugar and didn't realize till half way through eating it?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 8, 2008, 08:34:43 AM
Question not only my eyesight but also my taste buds.

What would you do if I gave you the Tavern's Official Welcome?

[Welcome Dash, enjoy your stay in there ;)]

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on November 8, 2008, 01:10:24 PM
Tell you to quit being misleading.

What would you do if I gave him a good tavern greeting?

@Dash: get out while you can, don't touch Sanctjud (Starrakatt isn't much better).
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on November 8, 2008, 01:24:06 PM
Horray the monkey's gone!

Laugh than become scared and paranoid.

What would you do if a head crab attacked you.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on November 8, 2008, 01:25:05 PM
Beat it down, and torture it in many horrible ways before I realease it upon you while you sleep, then torture you.

What would you do if I ruled the world?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on November 8, 2008, 01:28:37 PM
prepare for war.

What would you do when you realise that you are not suited to rule the world?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on November 8, 2008, 01:29:46 PM
Annihaltae it.

What would you do if you realized i had complete control over your life?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on November 8, 2008, 01:30:35 PM
Continue to rule. Oh, and prepare for war when my spies tell me you are spreading lies, Hetero.

What would you do if you had to pick a side during this war?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on November 8, 2008, 01:32:22 PM
Which ever one you're not on.

What would you do if i was god.

Does hetero really still work with my new name?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on November 8, 2008, 01:38:07 PM
Tell you that you have much work to do before your ascencion.

What would you do if I told you that Barney is the one true God?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 8, 2008, 03:11:20 PM
Does hetero really still work with my new name?
Nah, Annie though...

What would you do were the tiger jumped you from the closet?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on November 8, 2008, 08:20:15 PM
Wonder why yo uare missing the word 'to' in your sentence, along with changing the work 'jumped' to 'jump'.

Assuming you fix that, I would be it down, and drap it's fur over the neared PETA building.

What would you do if I wasn't that mean in person?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Talon Undecided on November 8, 2008, 08:22:49 PM
Wake up.

What would you do when your first batrep on Vassal turns out to be rather embarrassing?

Nothing like a nice dose of humility for a swift kick to the rear.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 8, 2008, 08:50:24 PM
Grind teeth in shame (I did, vs moc :-[)

What would you do if you played Toadie (who about in the same timezone as your's) and WIN?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on November 8, 2008, 09:18:36 PM
I would be happy, and want to play against him in person if he really is in my timezone. ;)

What would you do if we stopped asking person-specific questions?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on November 8, 2008, 09:22:10 PM
Kit-bash one.

What would you do if I made an uber competitive list without taking more than 7 minutes to choose stuff from a new codex?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on November 8, 2008, 09:23:54 PM
Want to watch the game on Vassal.

What would you do if I asked how you got your Warlock title changed to Kinsmen?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on November 8, 2008, 09:31:59 PM
I have no clue...upgrade or downgrade?

What would you do If I find out?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Talon Undecided on November 8, 2008, 09:33:16 PM
Shrug.

What would you do when you come onto Vassal and no one's online?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on November 8, 2008, 09:35:13 PM
Proclaim that I win the internet...and the shock wave will be felt by all of you off-line.

What would you do if I had one more turn to wipe you off the board?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Talon Undecided on November 8, 2008, 09:36:23 PM
Be glad my mom came in to tell me it was 3am in the morning.

What would you do if all of your attempts to take down my tanks failed?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on November 8, 2008, 09:56:04 PM
It would be a draw instead of a loss for you.

What would you do if it wasn't AS bad as I could have made it?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 9, 2008, 03:39:48 PM
Ask to see your worse.

What would you do were Talon make a comeback and wipe the floor in your next game?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on November 9, 2008, 03:48:30 PM
I have no idea. Save that question for Snacty.

What would you do if I crushed you as I crushed Pogo-Stick?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on November 9, 2008, 06:14:41 PM
Rise against you and beat you down, as I always will. ;)

What would you do if I controlled Games Workshop?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cripple, Whose Corporeal Form is Now a Shade of Blue on November 9, 2008, 06:16:02 PM
Start playing squats.

What would you do if I had 2,000,000 points of traitor guardsmen?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Talon Undecided on November 9, 2008, 06:24:14 PM
Laugh at your serious need of a life. I mean, far be it our right to say that, but 2mil is the extreme.

What would you do when the entire Tavern ridicules you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on November 9, 2008, 06:25:20 PM
Who, me or Cripple?

What would you do if, again, we stopped asking person-specific questions?!
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Talon Undecided on November 9, 2008, 06:26:53 PM
Start again.

What would you do when generic questions are regarded as people-specific?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on November 9, 2008, 06:31:10 PM
Point to yours not being one as one that could be both.

What would you do if I suddenly stopped posting on 40kO for a unusual amount of time? (After about, oh, I dunno, 25 minutes you should start worrying ;))
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 9, 2008, 08:17:20 PM
No difference.

What would you do were your minis to be completely and mysteriously painted (badly) when you wake up in the morning?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on November 9, 2008, 09:52:51 PM
Re paint them.

What would you do if all of your Eldar were mysteriously replaced with Star Wars trading cards when you woke up?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on November 9, 2008, 09:54:29 PM
Be very sad. Star Wars trading cards, eh.

What would you do if this forum was shut down by GW?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on November 9, 2008, 09:57:55 PM
Go to B&C. Not really a fan of Warseer.

What would you do if everyone from Warseer suddenly joined 40kO?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on November 9, 2008, 10:00:09 PM
Nothing. Everyone on Warseer has a 40kO acct already, because no one likes there petty forum.

What would you do if Rasmus and all the mods disappeared.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Talon Undecided on November 9, 2008, 10:02:42 PM
Elect a new group of moderators. Like the Goovil Organization.

What would you go if Goovil had control over 40kO?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on November 9, 2008, 10:05:30 PM
Be very pleased.

What would you do if GW released a 40k movie?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on November 9, 2008, 10:06:28 PM
It'd be overpriced, so I'd not see it.

What would you do if everything GW touched doubled in price?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 9, 2008, 10:22:18 PM
Nothing new in the end, right?

What would you do if you got used to it?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Talon Undecided on November 9, 2008, 11:37:49 PM
Rebel.

What would your first act be if you were Admin?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 9, 2008, 11:40:45 PM
Read the Rules?

What would you do if following a defeat against Snacty you got infected by the LOSE VIRUStm and couldn't win a game of luck forever and ever?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on November 9, 2008, 11:48:14 PM
Still beat you.

What would you do if I beat you down in Vassal?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Talon Undecided on November 9, 2008, 11:50:46 PM
Keep playing. You gain more in defeat than in victory.

What would you do if no one wants to play with you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 9, 2008, 11:52:53 PM
Won't happens, really - I have to refuse more and more demands. Ah, time to do it all...

What would you do if you were next in the near future to receive the Gauntlet?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on November 10, 2008, 12:22:16 AM
Mutter, "About Time, that lazy Starky..."

What would you do if you picked up the gauntlet and faced my challenge?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 10, 2008, 08:10:14 AM
Tell you to wait like all the others and give the same answer: Next week...

What would you do if I was to leave to go help pour some concrete?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on November 10, 2008, 09:03:39 PM
Tell you to pour it well.

What would you do if someone made a bad joke about that last statement?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 10, 2008, 09:26:35 PM
I am waiting for that one.

What would you do if I was too tired to catch on?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on November 10, 2008, 11:52:54 PM
Tell you to quit smokin' that crap and pay attention (friggin' Canadians  ::)).

What would you do if I thought it was too cold to mess with concrete?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 11, 2008, 09:13:47 AM
Tell you I hadn't really a choice at the moment. All done now though.

What would you do if your teacher)s) began to voluntarily lower your scores at exams?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on November 11, 2008, 09:24:26 AM
Say that considering I have a 3.97 GPA and I'm finished in June that it is about time.

What would yew du if you as smeart ath meh?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on November 11, 2008, 09:28:18 AM
Hang myself...cause it seemed like the right thing to do with your brain power.

What would you do if I tried Nidzillas?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on November 11, 2008, 09:30:33 AM
Hope you had fun with those overpriced models.

What would you do if I told you that I don't care for Nids due to their apparent innability to handle heavy armor.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on November 11, 2008, 10:59:36 AM
Question you why you think they can't deal with heavy armor.

What would you do if someone got angry of me poisting this?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Quetzlquatl on November 11, 2008, 11:47:14 AM
Laugh

What would you do if your shoe becomes untied and you tie it. Then 5 minutes later it becomes untied and you bend over to tie it. Only to discover a pentagram has been burned in the top of your shoe. Looking at your shoe all the way home when you look up to turn the door knob and look back down you find the pentagram is not there.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr Bate on November 11, 2008, 11:51:25 AM
Brush it off as a tired mind playing games with me.

What would you do if you got AIDS?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on November 11, 2008, 01:39:35 PM
Die. Is that a trick question?

What would you do if I told you to go get Vassal?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Red-Fred on November 11, 2008, 04:49:49 PM
Think about it, then realise how screwed my computer is and remember I have science modular exams in a week.

What would you do if you came home from school and discovered that your family had been murdered?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on November 11, 2008, 04:55:40 PM
Tell them to stop fooling around.

What would you do if we told you we had a way to welcome newbies to the Taverns?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 11, 2008, 06:40:36 PM
Tell to use some restraint my dear... Or not. Depends if and who you want to scare out.

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on November 11, 2008, 09:09:29 PM
I guess your question (or yourself) was too stupid to type.

What's wrong? Smoke the kitchen spices again?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on November 11, 2008, 09:31:23 PM
I praise you for doing the same thing.

What would you do if we directed noobies to the PTAP and BBTTAP threads?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on November 11, 2008, 09:36:33 PM
Firstly praise those that go to the praise thread to not brag about vassal, and secondly give anyone a warm (squishy) greeting the second they enter the blunt thread.

What would you do if I told you to hurry and post in the blunt thread before the mods start screaming about dredging up old threads?
(sorry, I refuse to double post)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 11, 2008, 10:51:00 PM
I did.

What would you do if the blood was up to spill?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on November 11, 2008, 11:54:37 PM
You mean like physically or metaphorically? because if its the later I'd have to say you were being a big tease and stop getting my hopes up.

(e.g. that's the answer and the question)   ;)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr Bate on November 12, 2008, 03:41:55 AM
What would you do if people only post answers not questions?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on November 12, 2008, 04:23:18 AM
Realise that, once again, my apathy has led me to type the wrong thing in the wrong thread.

What would you do if I told you I barely pay attention to the rules of these games?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr Bate on November 12, 2008, 04:41:41 AM
Nod my head and say, "That makes sense".

What would you do if you came home from, "a night out with the guys" to find your girlfriend also had, "a night out with the guys" and your bed is full?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Red-Fred on November 12, 2008, 11:42:06 AM
Hop right in. The more the merrier eh?

What would you do if you discovered someone was trying to project a falso image of themselves on the interweb?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: 42 on November 12, 2008, 12:22:54 PM
lol.

What would you do if I sang out of tune?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 12, 2008, 12:54:22 PM
... I am waiting... ?

What would you do were the UK to sink down a bottomless oceanic pit?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr Bate on November 12, 2008, 01:32:10 PM
Give up Warhammer...

What would you do if you were forced to play WOW 24/7 for the rest of your life?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Quetzlquatl on November 12, 2008, 05:25:19 PM
kill my self

What would you do if you went home and found your house is missing.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mori_El on November 12, 2008, 05:31:40 PM
wiki what kills woodlice and place a super sized order for it (having run away first!)

what would you do if a meteorite hit the planet and wiped out all life except you and ugly betty?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on November 12, 2008, 09:23:28 PM
Skin Betty to wear as a coat.

What would you do if you had the choice of hiding or standing on the beach watching the rock hit?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Fire_Vyper on November 13, 2008, 07:11:29 AM
Im gonna die anyway so pass the shades.

what would you do if the meteor contained human hunting aliens(provided you survived the blast)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on November 13, 2008, 01:35:29 PM
Two words: Nid repelent.

What would you do; eat a nid or starve?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr Bate on November 13, 2008, 02:40:17 PM
Well I would think long and hard about that one then probably eat the nid.

What would you do if you woke up one day just to find that no one can see you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Red-Fred on November 13, 2008, 04:35:58 PM
Have so much fun. Wouldn't you?

I think that can be my question too...
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cripple, Whose Corporeal Form is Now a Shade of Blue on November 13, 2008, 08:33:20 PM
yes, yes I would. I could finally see how they replace the pins in bowling alleys! I bet they have gnomes back there!

What would you do if technology stopped working?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on November 13, 2008, 10:39:14 PM
Start a fire and find a couple rocks.

What would you do if you knew how to flintnap?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on November 14, 2008, 09:17:00 PM
Call you uncivilized.

What would you do if I said I lived in the wild for 6 days with no food?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on November 15, 2008, 12:28:36 AM
Tell you next time to kick over a rock and eat some bugs; or better yet, go fishing with them.  ;)

What would you do if I told you I could eat virtually anything remotely palatable to the human stomach?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Red-Fred on November 15, 2008, 11:16:13 AM
Test that theory to the limit by infiltrating you onto the set of I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!

What would you do if Obama turned out to be a massive 40k fan?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on November 15, 2008, 12:07:31 PM
Travel to the US and be there at his inaguration.

What would you do if after he became inagurated he proclaimed 40k to be his life's goal?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on November 15, 2008, 09:06:57 PM
Sell my armies and buy a real gun.

What would you do if I told you that he will likely look at a reincarnation of an Avalon Hill game at least once when talking to his military advisors (when discussing real tactics, not "hey, wouldn't it be sweet if we invaded this country!?").
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 16, 2008, 10:16:18 AM
Oh right, Americans...

What woud you do if your avatar was, while cool, not funny?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on November 16, 2008, 11:28:56 AM
Impale you with laser-sharp poo for whining.

What would you do if I said your avy was sooo last week?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 16, 2008, 03:00:27 PM
Answer that I try to limit changes to once a month.

What would you do if your's was too sinister for the Tavern?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: THE Bill on November 16, 2008, 04:24:09 PM
Apologize

What would you do if some one offered to make your avy into a flash animation for you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on November 16, 2008, 04:25:22 PM
You can make the Monkey God throw poo?! Awesome, get to work!

What would you do if I told you that I thought you weren't up for the task?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 16, 2008, 04:30:39 PM
If it was adressed to Me I'd say: Right you are. Although an animated avatar of My choice would be awesome...

What would you do were your car just to... blow it's engine?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on November 16, 2008, 04:32:34 PM
Thank God, stupid Jeep...

What would you do if I told you I no longer love my car?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: THE Bill on November 16, 2008, 04:34:07 PM
Praise you, oh right wrong game

What would you do if your car's engine cut out on the highway with speeding bogans behind you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on November 16, 2008, 04:36:46 PM
Curse it as it has something to do with the speedometer not working over 45 mph and the overdrive being connected to it.

What would you do if I told you that my car will be in the sequel song of Adam Sandler's "piece of S#!+ car"?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: THE Bill on November 16, 2008, 04:38:41 PM
wait to hear song to laugh at your car

what would you do if someone shot a bullet up into the air about 5 days before and it happened to come down right where you stand right now?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on November 16, 2008, 05:46:29 PM
Die.

What would you do if I told you to leave the tavern before you lose your very soul?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: THE Bill on November 16, 2008, 06:43:18 PM
Stay in tavern while you attempt to reap my soul only to find that I do not have it on me at the moment.

What would you do if your soul was in a locked box as well? (unbreakable)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on November 16, 2008, 06:50:41 PM
Toss it into a lake.

What would you do if I ripped you up for staying here?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 16, 2008, 07:42:06 PM
Lol. Seens that, done that.

What would you do if the Crown decided a 10% increase of tax?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on November 16, 2008, 07:58:39 PM
Ignore it, because no one cares about the crown.

What would you do if Canada died?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 16, 2008, 10:26:45 PM
Ignore it. Nobody cares about Canada.

What would you do were the UK Government voted a 20% increase in tax?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cripple, Whose Corporeal Form is Now a Shade of Blue on November 16, 2008, 11:29:57 PM
Ignore it, I don't pay taxes yet!

What would you do if the tavern gods lost their godhood (and possibly manhood)?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on November 16, 2008, 11:32:50 PM
Tell you that you are years late in noticing.

What would you do if I told you the majority are just bots in an insurance companies' database?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr Bate on November 17, 2008, 07:52:40 AM
Nod my head and say, 'I knew it'

What would you do if you were given the choice of everyone else in the world living or your own life?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on November 17, 2008, 12:02:23 PM
My own life would be forfeit; hopefully I'm given a cigarette before I go.

What would you do if you were left alone in the room with the big red button?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr Bate on November 17, 2008, 12:06:09 PM
Hmm thats a really hard one, if the red button is activated I'm sure one of the small states in the USA doesn't really need to exist :P

What would you do if you were told you only had 2 months to live?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on November 17, 2008, 12:08:17 PM
Sell everything, buy drugs, guns, and a hog; then go out and get killed.

What would you do if I told You I was a closet anarchist?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr Bate on November 17, 2008, 12:26:48 PM
Give you a round of applause because anarchy is the best!

What would you do if you were given the opportunity to join an army that is in a foreign country or stay in your own country and join that army even though the most action they have seen is a failed training mission.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Red-Fred on November 17, 2008, 12:51:15 PM
Err...Join the foreign one because I might actually help someone.

What would you do if the boys were coming for you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on November 17, 2008, 08:25:35 PM
Lock the door and hide in the cellar.

What would you do if your name has deep communistic values?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on November 17, 2008, 09:57:59 PM
Brush up on sharing.

What would you do if I told you your name means "tire", but spoken like a local?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr Bate on November 18, 2008, 02:43:33 AM
Scratch my head and wonder how America became a superpower :P

What would you do if chimps learned how to make weapons and started taking over the world... (Still protected under the wildlife conservation act)?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on November 18, 2008, 02:58:17 AM
Err, me and the boys don't really talk about that much... I mean, I really have no idea what you're talking about... uhh, what a crazy idea.  :-X

What would you do when you realize that the apes really are going to conquer your pathetic society like a black harvest fed by rivers of repulsive human blood, and soon...

Who's gonna dance for peanuts now, humie?! >:(
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: THE Bill on November 18, 2008, 04:13:48 AM
(http://gamesrevue.com/boomer.jpg)

Get this guy onto you

What would you do if this guy turn against us  humans with his zombie helpers instead?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Talon Undecided on November 18, 2008, 04:26:05 AM
(http://www.gameplayer.it/diziogame/immagini/ada_wong_1.jpg)
Get zombie hunters! Like her.

What would you do if zombie hunters turn out to be vampires, who just wants to protect the humans aka their food source from the Zombies?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on November 18, 2008, 11:48:15 AM
The hunter becomes the hunted; all undead must die (redie?).

Would would you do to kill a vampire with a Greek accent?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Red-Fred on November 18, 2008, 01:04:52 PM
Lol@ the 'communistic values'

Speak Russian to him.

What would you do if WoW ate you? An your soul too.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on November 18, 2008, 07:53:53 PM
Name himself Red-Fred.

What would you do if I told you that I'm very tired?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on November 18, 2008, 07:56:22 PM
Tell you to read my battle report before you sleep.

What would you do if Hellboy 2 was longer?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on November 19, 2008, 02:46:44 AM
Enjoy more CG vomit.

What would you do if I told you that I have my doubts to the sequels being any better?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Talon Undecided on November 19, 2008, 07:10:01 PM
I praise you for sequels almost NEVER are any better, thanks to human expectations. Empire Strikes Back was an exception.

What would you do if you watched the entire Star Wars Series back to back with no toilet breaks and your eyes strapped open?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on November 19, 2008, 07:28:16 PM
Much like what happened during the third movie (had to pee, but obi wan and anikin were about to fight, had to hold it); hurt myself.

What would you do if I told you that I have forgotten more than you'll ever even know about Star Wars?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 21, 2008, 10:43:29 AM
Yeah, sure, continue to live in your dream, you failed ewok.

What would you do if I teold you that the eps 4-5-6 are better than the 1-2-3?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Red-Fred on November 21, 2008, 12:02:02 PM
Force myself not to enter into a long and ultimately pointless debate on the matter. For conflict is the way of the dark side.

What would you do if I told you that there is an application for the iPhone that makes lightsaber noises when you swing it around?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: The annihilator of worlds on November 21, 2008, 07:17:21 PM
I'd tell you yes i know a kid who has it.

What would you do if i told you i had a lightsaber.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Tauir - "The Shadow" on November 21, 2008, 07:22:17 PM
Shoot you with a gun.

What would you do if you lost your most powerful unit after losing half of them to dangerous terrain and then have them fleeeing off the board?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on November 21, 2008, 09:38:29 PM
Tell you that is what you get for using non-fearless units (e.g. Deathwing are fearless, so are dreads, incidentally enough I love them!).

What would you do if I told you I try to avoid or go around dangerous terrain?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 22, 2008, 08:39:48 AM
You are, indeed, right. [head expantion]

What would you do if your fridge's content instant mutated to a new, carnivore and aggressive life form overnight?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on November 22, 2008, 10:22:33 AM
Call it breakfast.

What would you do if I told you I feed myself intravenously with Mountain Dew?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Quetzlquatl on November 22, 2008, 10:42:04 AM
Not be surprised

What would you do if you opened your fridge and was stabbed by a roman legionnaire coming out of your fridge.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on November 22, 2008, 10:53:32 AM
Stop watching 300 (I know they're Greek, but you know what I mean)

What would you do if a teletubby burst from your chest?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on November 22, 2008, 11:29:41 AM
Which one? Be more precise.
(http://i358.photobucket.com/albums/oo26/Music-forever1/2007-3-27-teletubbies.jpg)
What would you do if you mutated into one of these?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Red-Fred on November 22, 2008, 03:07:28 PM
Eh oh! Make friends with the Noo Noo.

What would you do if your god damned biscuit just fell into a previously lovely cup of tea?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Quetzlquatl on November 22, 2008, 09:47:31 PM
Start a nuclear war.

What would you do if your computer caught on fire this very moment.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on November 22, 2008, 11:28:23 PM
Rip off my clothes and dance naked around it; I would then begin to smash and add other pieces of high technology to the pyre as the spontaneous blaze is a sign from the chaos Gods that college is indeed over and the coming times of chaos is are hand.


Catch fire already you damned contraption!
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on March 2, 2009, 06:19:10 PM
No, everything is fireproof.

What would you do if suddely appeared this:Warning: this topic has not been posted in for at least 30 days.
Unless you're sure you want to reply, please consider starting a new topic on the top page?


   Starky

LOCK IT JIMMY!
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on March 2, 2009, 10:12:21 PM
POST AWAY! as I like nothing more than pissing the mods off.

"Damnatus! I was seriously going to delete that and those turds dredged it back up!"

What would you do if you could take less than 100 days to come up with a witty response to one of my posts?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on March 2, 2009, 10:37:14 PM
Do it in less than 25 minutes.

What would you do were I to put the blame on you for dragging this thread up? (That's Jimmy who'd be happy...)  ;D

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on March 3, 2009, 11:00:31 AM
You're right, that post had been gnawing away at you all winter, so you had too... lame.

What would you do if I thought you were overly bored and wanted to stick it to Jimmy a little?

(tee hee, look wat I dood, ain't I a stinker?)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on March 3, 2009, 03:56:00 PM
I am not bored enough for that, you freak.

What would you do if Jimmy's vengeful hand was to sprout through your screen and try to strangle you?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on March 3, 2009, 07:29:59 PM
Pour out that glass of milk, as it is obviously expired.

What would you do if Mrs. Starky refrained from strangling you in front of your monitor when filming your hampster maintanance youtube docu-dramas?

c'mon baby, I'm a highly respected web-journalist, honest!
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on March 4, 2009, 09:20:37 AM
The hampster is fine and like to be far from the public eye, thank you. Got a related bad experience with Mrs. jawmonkey? Just asking.

What would you do were George W Bush and Bill Clinton were to square off their different in a mud fistfight just down the street? They do sell tickets...

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on March 4, 2009, 07:53:39 PM
totally put money on Bill, he looks like he would win (impale Bush with his sax).

What would you do if that was the new way to elect Presidents; or whatever the hell they have in Canada (Supreme Grand High Marshall Nerd-Herder?)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: blinky jungle(REM) on March 20, 2009, 05:50:56 PM
I would scream, then I would faint. And after awakening I would just think it was cool.

Copy-pasta al dente. Mmyes...

What would you do if you couldn't read this:I would scream, then I would faint. And after awakening I would just think it was cool.I would scream, then I would faint. And after awakening I would just think it was cool.I would scream, then I would faint. And after awakening I would just think it was cool.I would scream, then I would faint. And after awakening I would just think it was cool.I would scream, then I would faint. And after awakening I would just think it was cool.?

well this is what it said from all that time back on pg1


I would go crazy remember I was in Europe so I don't care and go back to sleep
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on March 20, 2009, 07:11:47 PM
It took you three weeks to research that post, and yet you still did not have enough time to ask a "what would you do question"... fail.

What would you do if you could transfer coherent thoughts into written form faster?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on March 20, 2009, 07:13:31 PM
I would skull hump you.

What would you do if I entered through the left eye?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on March 20, 2009, 07:14:46 PM
Keep the symmetry and use your left eye socket.

What would you do if I used both at the same time (eye sockets).
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sanctjud, Holder of the Gold Medal in Pedolypics. on March 20, 2009, 07:19:26 PM
We'd get a chain skull humping on...where's Starky?

What would you do if we included the ears and mouth?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on March 20, 2009, 07:24:12 PM
Well if Starky's involved, then I got dibs on the rib cage, just above the kidneys; you can have either other end.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on March 21, 2009, 08:38:31 AM
Take off my pants.

What would you do if I had had a real question to respond to?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on March 21, 2009, 11:40:01 AM
Likely be reading the very same post.

What would you do if I actually followed every rule like you other dweebs? Man, live a little, induldge your chaotic side once in a while.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: A_FIRE_HAZARD on April 30, 2009, 11:11:36 AM
call you boring...

what would you do if you got a brain freeze eating HOT pizza?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on April 30, 2009, 03:45:37 PM
Vomit it back up and try it again; that way it will be spicier.

What would you do if it took me 40 days to come up with a good response in this thread? I mean really, you had over four weeks to come up with the perfect response and you jibber-jabbered about hot pizza? pathetic! Fail!! Be gone with you!!!
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on April 30, 2009, 05:51:38 PM
Vomit in your preemptively emptied skull.

What would you do if asked to post a bloody pic of yourself in the Official Faces thread in the Tavern, so that I'll know what I'm punching all the time?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on April 30, 2009, 05:56:30 PM
Do it now that my hair is proper Emperor's Children colors.

What would you do if jawmonkey realized that the black text thing died months ago?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on May 1, 2009, 01:24:20 AM
Remind you that my punk bro quit dying his hair back during the 1900s; pink hair is lame. Black text isn't a fad, its a fun way to say something obnoxious, usually by the time you remember to look for it, I've been messing with you for three days.
What would you do if you could do without attracting undue attention? I prefer to be non-descript; slacks, grey t-shirt, and cheap tennis shoes. You would have no idea, going from my appearance, of my... illicit abilities.
@Starky: a pic? fine, here (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=117487.240)! Happy?!
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: burgers4me on May 1, 2009, 01:33:25 AM
If I couldn't attract attention I would rob a bank. Gives a new level to You Can See Me...

What would you do if Michael Jackson turned up at your house.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on May 1, 2009, 01:38:11 AM
Ask him,"Mike, what the hell happened? You had everything back in the eighties and now look at you!" and shake my head.

What would you do if I was hiding under your bed, preparing to defecate all over your belongings while you slept?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on May 1, 2009, 09:05:14 AM
Nothing special, except I wouldn't have to feed my crocodile for some time [it sleeps there], thanks mate.

What would you do were you car suddenly bled it's transmission's innards at 70 mph on the highway?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on May 1, 2009, 10:03:02 PM
Continue praying, its still moving so everythings fine; officially, turn on hazards, slow down and get to the outside curb. Once vehicle is safe, punch steering wheel, exit car, douse car, light cigarette, light car, walk away.

What would you do if you never worried about your rattle trap?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on May 2, 2009, 07:53:26 AM
Never? Pay through the nose to repair/replace the damage after it breaks...

What would you do if some worrying rattle was finally just a damn wear down bushing? [phew, wipe brow - undreds $$$ saved]

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on May 2, 2009, 12:05:59 PM
Assume that I'm getting off too easy and that something else, more expensive, is breaking at this very moment.

What would you do if vehicle electrical problems persisted?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on May 2, 2009, 12:09:07 PM
Stay annoyed.

What would you do if a reasonably priced, efficient full electric car was to be born?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on May 2, 2009, 01:51:39 PM
Burn them with gasoline.

What would you do if an efficient gasoline car was created?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: 42 on May 2, 2009, 05:11:22 PM
care not and ride my motorbike.
 
what would you do with teqila beer.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: burgers4me on May 3, 2009, 01:13:05 AM
I would give it to a Hobo and go back to the only good beer. XXXX Gold.

What would you do if SOMEHOW Britney Spears became president of the US of A
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on May 3, 2009, 01:25:45 AM
Flip a coin,
Heads: Load guns, Hello revolution!
Tails: Hello Canada!

What would you do if she ended up becoming the greatest President of the 21st century?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: burgers4me on May 3, 2009, 01:30:37 AM
Laugh. I would laugh. Laugh so hard.

Seriously, that would break like, 4 state laws, 2 federal and at least 1 law of PYSICS!

What would you do if you found a live Lepricorn (The irish midget thing)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on May 3, 2009, 01:36:53 AM
A lepricorn? oh, sort of like a leprechaun, but he has a horn... I'd shoot him. Do you know what they do with those horns?! Yikes!  :o

What would you do if one appeared riding a Liger?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: burgers4me on May 3, 2009, 02:28:42 AM
Feed you to him jawmonkey :D

What would you do if you woke up in the World of 40K?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on May 3, 2009, 03:50:00 AM
Go back to work, avoid the arbites, and pray I don't get conscripted by the IG.

What would you do you woke up with a flashlight in your hands?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: burgers4me on May 3, 2009, 07:56:56 AM
Shine it in people's eyes.

What would you do if you woke up with a shotgun in your hands.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on May 3, 2009, 11:20:19 AM
Same thing as usual, eh-eh-eh...

What would you do if you waked up to find a burrow worm tunneling it's way under your right arm's skin?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: A_FIRE_HAZARD on May 3, 2009, 01:54:06 PM
shoot it (yes i understand i loose the arm...)

what would you do if you had a soft ball size kidney stone....
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on May 3, 2009, 02:04:24 PM
Lol, PROBLEMS!

What would you do if the prohibition was suddenly back?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 3, 2009, 02:14:59 PM
Why start a crime family of course.

What would you do if dogs ruled the earth.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on May 3, 2009, 02:34:45 PM
Be a second class citizen?

If rats and coachroaches rebelled and started a crusade to exterminate humanity?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 3, 2009, 02:39:00 PM
Five words: bug spray and rat poison. Stock of them.

What would you do if I called you a fool?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on May 3, 2009, 02:46:16 PM
Why would I care?

What would you do if your entire school cellectively decided that you were yourself a retard Idiot?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 3, 2009, 02:47:51 PM
Nothing, it seems to be general concensus already.

What would you do if you were uncle scrooge?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on May 3, 2009, 02:55:33 PM
Pick up that penny on the floor and tell you to get back to work.

What would you do if you were filthy poor?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 3, 2009, 02:57:49 PM
Work for my rich uncle.

What would you do in disco and you couldn't leave.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on May 3, 2009, 03:00:58 PM
Get funky, oh yeah.

What would you do if you were locked into a three-day square-dancing competition?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 3, 2009, 03:06:54 PM
Try to run through a wall, if that fails i'll try to mingle.

What would you do if everyone forgot who you were
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on May 3, 2009, 05:47:36 PM
I probably wouldn't care much. I'd convince a bunch of people that they are my parents and get loads of money from them, but other than that... nah.

What would you do if Bruce Willis had a sex change?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on May 3, 2009, 05:50:35 PM
Counsel him more hairs.

What would you do if Instant Teleportation was now possible, just now?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on May 3, 2009, 05:54:31 PM
Teleport to a certain woman's apartment and tell her I'm just a victim of circumstances. And then I'd see how things would develop.

What would you do if I teleported you to a cannibal tribe in the Pacific Ocean by using my mental powers only?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Infinity on May 3, 2009, 05:58:30 PM
%&*( myself!

What would you do if I shaved your head and eyebrows while you were sleeping?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on May 3, 2009, 06:02:36 PM
Expect for you to pray that I shall, in fact, wake fater you are finished.

If the world's gravity reversed?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Infinity on May 3, 2009, 06:11:24 PM
Arms out! pretending to be jesus entering the heavens

Invaded by Tyranids?

Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on May 3, 2009, 06:16:07 PM
Shoot myself before being eaten alive.

If after some random swearing the Heavens were to open and a booming voices said 'HEY, YOU!'?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Infinity on May 3, 2009, 06:21:07 PM
But...but... but i didnt..... ZAP!!

What would you do if you saw Jesus on a night out drinking?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on May 3, 2009, 06:33:31 PM
Skullbeslubber him.

What would you do if it were scientifically proven that Jason Ellis>Jesus.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on May 3, 2009, 06:38:36 PM
Doubt your findings.

What would you do if Jesus came up behind you, sucker-punched you, and said,"You know that was for, now shape up!"?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: burgers4me on May 4, 2009, 01:44:30 AM
Umm. Drop from a God powered sucker punch. I would be on the floor dude.

What would you do if the Devil came up behind you, sucker-punched you, and said,"You know that was for, now shape up!"?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on May 4, 2009, 02:23:30 AM
I wouldn't do anything. He would've seen what a horrible mistake he'd done and run back to hell crying.

What would you do if you ran out of coffee?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 4, 2009, 03:06:00 AM
Run for cover. My brother has a terrible temper before he has had his coffee.

What would you do if you found two million bucks?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: burgers4me on May 4, 2009, 04:08:52 AM
Set half on FIRE! Joker Style!

What would you do if Nazis had won World War 2
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on May 4, 2009, 03:08:20 PM
Miss genetic variety greatly.

What would you do if the Russians conquered the world after WWII?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on May 4, 2009, 03:46:24 PM
Have loads of opportunities to wear my communist hat without being yelled at.

What would you do if your mum molested pandas?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 4, 2009, 04:22:14 PM
Call animal services.

What would you do if GW went bankrupt.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Raktra (So long, I guess) on May 4, 2009, 04:27:14 PM
Sigh as they raised the prices once again.

What would you do if you were faced with a rampant grizzly bear looking for some "action"?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on May 4, 2009, 04:54:21 PM
Hook up, I hear they'll keep your feet warm with their fur, giggity! giggity!

What would you do if a dog attacked your leg?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Raktra (So long, I guess) on May 4, 2009, 04:56:55 PM
Beat her down with my walking stick (yup, 16 and in need of a cane...)

What would you do if you were pounced upon by a ninja terrorist?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on May 4, 2009, 05:00:10 PM
Display the full might of my awesome Kung Fu, by obliterating him with my patented Monkey God hyper feces throwTM.

"Monkey God Feces Throw... GOOOO!!!!"
[KA-SPLOOT-A-POW!!!]
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on May 5, 2009, 12:49:56 PM
What would you do if I surrendered , utterly and completely before Starky's unspeakable charms?
Accept you kneeling allegiance and suckling, thank you. That's what you get for forgetting basic game rulz.

What would you do if jawmonkey did the same to all Taverners?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on May 5, 2009, 02:50:42 PM
Insolent Dog! The Monkey God bows to no man!
[Monkey God backhands Starky to the ground and violently pelts him with a five pound mass of bloody, hairy, maggot-filled feces]

What would you do if you had feces thrown in your face? (yeah, you)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 5, 2009, 02:57:42 PM
Take a shower than take my horrible vengeance.

What would you do if you were sent to a torture chamber.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on May 5, 2009, 03:49:24 PM
Most likely enjoy it far too much.

What would you do if I repossessed your heart entirely to meet a gentern?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Raktra (So long, I guess) on May 5, 2009, 03:58:15 PM
Find a form of rape you wouldn't enjoy.

What would you do if I began surgery on you without anaesthetic?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on May 5, 2009, 04:01:51 PM
If you were dressed as a gentern and doing this surgery as they would...it's best that I don't finish that.

What would you do if I made some live action guro with you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on May 5, 2009, 09:16:27 PM
Likely regret cutting you up on camera, especially since I forced you to set it all up in the first place. I'm a sadist, not a masocist; its why I'm so giving.
What would you do if I didn't give you proper billing?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: burgers4me on May 6, 2009, 06:18:57 PM
Report you to the Chuck Norris Agency of Fair Trade. The companies main export is PAIN.

What would you do if Chuck Norris roundhoused kicked you into next week (He could do that)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on May 6, 2009, 07:38:00 PM
Get kicked by Chuck Norris obviously.

What would you do if you opened your door and Chuck Norris was there waiting for you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 7, 2009, 10:52:39 AM
Well I'll be polite and offer him something to drink, I guess.

What would you if Chuck Norris takes over the world.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on May 7, 2009, 11:09:11 AM
Get used to watching reruns of Walker Texas Ranger.

What would you do if you woke up and discovered that you are in fact a lab rat?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: MaldeCaderas on May 7, 2009, 11:15:32 AM
I would sleep back again :)

What would you do if you were a lab rat which awakened to find itself as a human?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 7, 2009, 11:49:08 AM
cheese lots of cheese!

What would you do if you kept waking up on the same day?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on May 7, 2009, 03:08:43 PM
Oh, you're married with children too?

What would you do if you weren't used to the monotony of human existence?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 7, 2009, 03:22:28 PM
submit to the hopelesness of it al

What would you do if you became allergic to your favorite food
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: burgers4me on May 7, 2009, 10:56:01 PM
Eat some Ice-cream

What would you do if you were allergic to sunlight?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on May 8, 2009, 12:19:04 AM
Buy a cool spacesuit and a pair of cheap sunglasses.

What would you do if you weren't an agoraphobic?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: burgers4me on May 9, 2009, 11:34:15 PM
Wonder what I wasn't afraid of.

What would you do if the Internet was SHUT DOWN! ?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 10, 2009, 03:46:24 AM
Acquire more social skills

What would you do if I took over the world?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on May 10, 2009, 04:22:31 AM
bow to your unbendable will for the first few years while i secretley aquire the neccesarry skills to assassinate you,hence overthrowing world politics and creating an anarachist society.

What would you do if dinosaurs were real?  :o
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 10, 2009, 05:34:27 AM
Hunt them for a dinoleather belt.

What would you do if you got beaten by a smurf?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on May 10, 2009, 05:59:10 AM
Track the bastard down and destroy him, vengance style

What would you do if you got caught beating up a smurf?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 10, 2009, 06:04:00 AM
Ask the guy who gaught me if I wants to join in.

What would you do if you were in a dark room with only a deamonette?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on May 10, 2009, 06:05:20 AM
Have some ridiculous deamon fun, then probably bleed from every orrifice (even soem i didnt knwo i had :'( )

What would you do if confronted by a grizzly bear with an assault rifle?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 10, 2009, 06:06:47 AM
Probaly run and pray the bear can't shoot.

What would you do if you were confronted by a penguin army?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on May 10, 2009, 06:09:21 AM
I would say "scree scree squ-scree" and they would bow to their human/penguin messiah (my mother was a penguin)

What would you do if jaw monkey threw poop at you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 10, 2009, 06:12:43 AM
Like I said I would clean myself and take my horrible vengeance.

What would you do if my avatar took of his mask?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on May 10, 2009, 06:36:13 AM
*squeeleeeeeeeeeeel*


What would you do if you wet yourself in a public place and it was noticable.?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 10, 2009, 06:38:29 AM
Try to cover it up with something than quickly leave.

What would you do if the penguin army recognised you as a fake messiah?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on May 10, 2009, 06:39:59 AM
----------------<> (its harpwning time)

What would you do if your radiator exploded?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 10, 2009, 06:41:17 AM
Run for cover.

What would you do if you were locked up with jawmonkey in a small room, full of crap.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on May 10, 2009, 06:43:56 AM
Embrace the rich brown disgustingness

What would you do if you accidentally dropped an F-Bomb infront of a family member?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 10, 2009, 12:19:52 PM
Depends on the family member but most likely take it back.

What would you do if I said that you said that I said that you knew what I thought that you knew that I knew.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on May 10, 2009, 12:24:04 PM
i would dispell it as the lie that it is

What would you do if i threw a fake booby at you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 10, 2009, 12:25:43 PM
Dodge the fake booby and wonder where you got it from.

What would you do if I told you that my next post will conist of nothing but nonsense.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on May 10, 2009, 12:37:42 PM
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What would you do if i told you i was your father luke?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 10, 2009, 02:04:56 PM
I would rebel against your authority.

What would you do a;aha;jhajlja;hcja;ngbawepsghan;jghalj[graibmdj454+
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on May 10, 2009, 03:00:46 PM
Probably make a brew and put my feet up with a good book.

What would you do if i created an alliance to overthrow the world and assasinate every world leader and asked you to join me as my 2IC?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 10, 2009, 03:06:39 PM
Accept of course then my own evil plans will be set in motion muwhahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahah ahaha

What would you if life was just a dream?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on May 10, 2009, 03:09:38 PM
I would be gutted and carry on with my life (my real life) unless it was worse than my dream life in which case i would kill myself with the loss of my more perfect life.

What would you do if Chaos was real?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 10, 2009, 03:12:49 PM
Get a flamer and start praying to [a god who didn't want to destroy me]

What would you do if a bear came into your house, drank all your beer, slept in your bed and then left leaving a heap of bear dunk on the carpet?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on May 10, 2009, 03:25:46 PM
in this order; High 5, Drinking Games, Bedtime hugs and Grow House Mushrooms

If confronted by an angry Moose ?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 10, 2009, 03:31:43 PM
Try to calm the moose with some fabulous dancing.

What would you do if I told you that I'm quitte enjoying this?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on May 10, 2009, 03:40:37 PM
I would simply explode with glee

What would you do if i exploded with glee?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on May 10, 2009, 04:18:09 PM
Open my umbrella.

What would you do if you exploded in your pants while giving a speech to a large crowd?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on May 10, 2009, 04:19:36 PM
Embrace the rich brown disgustingness

What would you do if your atuall pants caught fire while in a petrol station?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on May 11, 2009, 12:13:06 AM
What are "atuall pants"? Well, in any event, wet myself; nature's fire extinguisher (it'll make you popular with the girls, you should try it).

What would you do if you found a gold coin... resting on a bear trap's pressure plate?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on May 11, 2009, 01:26:21 PM
i would step around the back of the bear trap and trigger the mechanism allowing the coin to fal out of the result gap at the back

What would you do if a homeless guy took a widdle on you in the street?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on May 11, 2009, 05:03:55 PM
Beat him down with a smile, then dump his broken body into a dumpster with the other trash. Although I would be tempted to beat him unconcious, dump him in my trunk, then remove him to... a more remote, quit place so that I might make a stinky coat.
What would you do if someone beat you to a pulp for wizzing on them?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on May 11, 2009, 05:11:45 PM
Well you know that dangly bit at the top of your throat? well after my pheonix like rise from my bloody ashes that tihng would be gone, just like the rest of his jaw.

What would you do if it turned out i had invented time travel?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on May 11, 2009, 07:09:47 PM
Tell you its not true time travel and quit sleeping all day?

What would you do if you could put your inventiveness to better use and make me a functional power klaw? I'll give an army of your choice if you can pull it off; PM for details, I'm freakin' serious!
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on May 11, 2009, 07:18:18 PM
Ask you why you want a power klaw when Daemonic Strength, Mutation, and a power sword do the same thing, better, and without slowing you down.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on May 11, 2009, 07:22:41 PM
Because at this time it is unfeasable for a person to make a true Daemon weapon; however a full-scale, functional, Power Klaw could foreseeably be manufactured.

The next poster does not have the ways and means to make a power klaw for me, and as such, sucks.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on May 11, 2009, 07:33:47 PM
Honestly making an Ork styled one wouldn't even be difficult so long as you accept that it's there for crushing things and don't try to punch someone with it.

The below poster knows how they would do it but doesn't care enough to do so.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on May 11, 2009, 08:30:55 PM
Read me like a book; but the truth of it is that I lack the resources and facilities to do it myself. I have a few specifications that must be met;
-Must be full-size and functional (e.g. able to pinch/sever a leg of lamb encased in a muffler pipe quickly and with ease).
-Must look decent (e.g. no coffee can with a hedge trimmer duct taped to it).
-field-serviceable, capable of repeated use
-able to be carried by a human (if it weighs 75 pounds, I can't use it).
-must stay on the arm; needs straps or devices to keep device from falling off arm, or being pulled off by force.
-somewhat armored (decent protection from small caliber rounds or melee weapons).
-safe for user (I don't want to get electrocuted or explode in a freak hydraulic rupture).
Yes, so in other words; I WANT A FUNCTIONAL POWER KLAW. I will give you your choice of one of my armies (possibly two or more depending on quality).

The next poster lacks the drive and knowledge to undertake this great commission as well.  :'(
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 12, 2009, 01:47:22 AM
Altough myself have neither the knowledge or skill do do this I do know people who have. Still if I had a functioning power klaw I fould'nt give it to you jawmonkey.

What would you do if I told you you people are getting the mods all fired up because you don't adhere to the rules?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on May 12, 2009, 09:31:02 AM
Hump the noob in the face.

What would you do if you could live outside your cookie-cutter life?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on May 12, 2009, 04:01:39 PM
*spank* i would say play the game properly so we can all enjoy it without it degenerating into another "******* The below poster"

What would you do if i threw a ragworm at you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 12, 2009, 04:23:21 PM
Depends what a ragworm is.

What would you if I told you I was going to bed?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on May 12, 2009, 07:27:48 PM
Tell you to dream of me.

What would you do if you dreamed of a stinky ape all night, making kissy faces at you?

@Cake: Wha, what?
*spank* i would say play the game properly so we can all enjoy it without it degenerating into another "******* The below poster"
Rule of the game...
Rules:
Person answers previous post and then says for example:
What would you do if you went to work and found out you were naked?
My question...
What would you do if you could live outside your cookie-cutter life?
I am fully within the guidelines of this game, you sir, smell awful!
[throws slimy poop in your face]
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on May 13, 2009, 10:54:44 AM
Sleep more often  :P (i was tired ignore me)

What would you do if i drew a massive pestle and mortar on your left buttcheek?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 13, 2009, 11:24:32 AM
Draw something far more embarrasing on you.

What would you do if I told you nothing?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on May 13, 2009, 11:29:36 AM
Nothing :'(

What would you do if i came to your local Game store and stole all of your models and melted the metal ones down for later use and blended your plastics?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 13, 2009, 11:40:51 AM
I. Would. Kill. You.

Sorry they are my sweat and in some cases blood and tears.

What would you do if I came at you with an axe in a homocidal rage?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on May 13, 2009, 11:43:04 AM
use my crazy martial art skills to drop you from 300 yards away with mind bullets!

What would you do if i poured GW washes over your head (not the tasty ones)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on May 13, 2009, 01:35:19 PM
Ignore you because of the word "homocidal."

What would you do if it made me homicidal?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on May 13, 2009, 01:39:23 PM
Ask you what the hell you answer means?

What would you do if a redneck offered you a job cleaning out his pigs for 3$ an hour (itsa ten hours job)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on May 13, 2009, 08:12:05 PM
Like field dressing or cleaning out the pens? At any rate, I probably would, but I'd have to check and see if I even have grungy shoes anymore.

The next poster has never worked on a farm.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on May 14, 2009, 03:04:38 PM
(out of game) hang on why does this keep getting like a below poster game? why keep saying stuff about that surely the game has a set structure?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on May 14, 2009, 04:55:45 PM
Because there are three hundred different below something games, very easy to get a game mixed up with another.

What would you do if you could break a rule once in a while?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 15, 2009, 01:51:04 AM
Break it.

What would you do if you had no morals?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on May 15, 2009, 02:21:29 AM
Obviously a rhetorical question...
[I answer by blindly firing a few bullets in your general direction, missing you, but blasting three cute little kittens straight to hell]

What would you do if I shot first and asked questions later? You like my use of rhetorical questioning?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on May 15, 2009, 02:47:28 AM
Get my retaliation in first

What would you do if it turned out i was the real monkey messiah?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 15, 2009, 02:48:37 AM
Ask myself why would you be the messiah of jawmonkey.

What would you do if anarchy ruled?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on May 15, 2009, 10:59:31 AM
i would laugh at the impossibility, anarchy literally means without rule

What would you do if i corrected your grammar?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 15, 2009, 11:41:55 AM
Shrug me grammar sucks.

What would you do if anarchy ensued?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on May 15, 2009, 01:42:08 PM
bask in its warm leaderless glow

What would you do if i installed a dictatorship in your bedroom?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 15, 2009, 01:48:16 PM
Overthrow you.

What would you if electricity failed?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on May 15, 2009, 01:49:09 PM
stab it

What would you do if i stabbed bill gates?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 15, 2009, 01:56:48 PM
Applaud you for stabbing that monopolising nerd?

WHat would you do if the only B films were made?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on May 15, 2009, 11:38:14 PM
I've yet to see a movie that can't B made fun of; dispite the initial budget, nearly all films (given enough time), will eventually become hoaky or campy.

What would you do if you saw a (recent and new) movie that had great special effects, but at no time covered the screen in what I like to call "CG vomit"?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 17, 2009, 02:52:16 PM
Depends if it was a good film

What would you do if your [some young innocent ignorant family member] melted all your models?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on May 17, 2009, 03:16:50 PM
Doubtful as I have hundreds, hopefully some would survive; at any rate I would have to sell a "one-of-a-kind, commemorative Warhammer 40k plate".

What would you do If you discovered that you ran out of bits, all of them.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 17, 2009, 03:20:38 PM
... :'(

What would you do if you were the last human alive?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on May 17, 2009, 03:37:23 PM
Masterbate and play soltaire.

What would you do if you were voted off this island Earth?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 17, 2009, 03:41:33 PM
Go live on island mars and party day and night with the martians!

What would do if you were homeless?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on May 23, 2009, 05:32:35 AM
Laugh.

What would you do if I bought a solar powered car so that I could silently run you over?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 23, 2009, 05:52:17 AM
Watch out for solar car driving maniacs.

What would you do if you were locked up in a mental phacility while being sane?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on May 23, 2009, 12:00:12 PM
Enjoy the peace and slow paced days.

What would you do if it started raining pennies... for days on end?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on May 23, 2009, 12:19:11 PM
stay indoors untill it stopped and then go a collecting in my large back garden!
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on May 23, 2009, 03:12:12 PM
What would you do if you could follow the rules?

Ha ha! I believe the tables have turned Mr. Slice!
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on May 23, 2009, 04:28:49 PM
Damn myself and my hypocritical ways and then get back on track with remembering how to play the Yhwh-condemned games.

What would you do if the tables were turned on you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on May 23, 2009, 04:45:20 PM
Strike back...
[throws poop in your face]

What would you do if you had some corn in your nose?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on May 23, 2009, 04:58:14 PM
pick it lick it roll it flick it :P

What would you do if i made you wear silken brassiers
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 23, 2009, 05:02:24 PM
I would applaud your guts and then kill you.

What would you do if the next time you cursed the heavens openend up and god himself would berate you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on May 23, 2009, 05:06:42 PM
i'd LOL (and poop)

What would you do if i pulled a moony at you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on May 23, 2009, 07:04:27 PM
Throw something sharp at your butt.

What would you do if a pair of scissors were sticking in a cheek?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 24, 2009, 03:05:16 AM
Depends who'se cheeck

What would you do if I didn't have a question this time.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on May 24, 2009, 04:32:20 AM
Scream because of the structural intengrity of the game being undermined!  :o :o :o :o

What would you do?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 24, 2009, 04:38:56 AM
Nothing

What would you do if you couldn't see this?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on May 24, 2009, 04:46:07 AM
The tables have turned yet again in the f(l)avour of MR SLICE!!

What would you do if you were an annoying person that pointed out other peoples mistakes with much glee?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 24, 2009, 04:58:43 AM
Nothing I tend to do that anyway. And I think you should check my previous post perhaps highlighting it?

What would you do if stopped going to the tavern games.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on May 24, 2009, 05:04:32 AM
i would be sad because theres only 3 or 4 people involved with this threadf atm and we loves your input :P

What would you do if i left my computer now to go out?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 24, 2009, 05:06:55 AM
I woudl shrug and hope you that whatever you're going to do it's worth missing some quality time with me ;)

What would you do if CERN created a black hole?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on May 24, 2009, 10:09:50 AM
Become more than intimately close with the entire world in a fraction of a second.

What would you do if the flow of time became unstable?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 24, 2009, 10:11:06 AM
Try to avoid headaches form the temperol paradoxes that will occur.

What would you do in case of nuclear war?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on May 24, 2009, 11:59:44 AM
Stock up on feminine hygiene products, they will be worth more than gold, seriously.

What would you do?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 25, 2009, 02:12:11 PM
Go live in a hole in the ground and when my father goes missing I'll go look for him and then it all goes bad.

What would you do if a random stranger told you you had forty days to live.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on May 25, 2009, 03:00:59 PM
Doubt it, the Dark Lords have given me the date; I know when I'm going, but I have to make sure to take as many with me as possible.

What would you do if I offered you a free ticket to Fun LandTM?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 27, 2009, 04:18:59 PM
Throw them away as I couldn't trust anything you gave to me ;)

What would you do if you were stranded in space?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on May 27, 2009, 04:55:14 PM
Practice fecal projection as a reliable means of locomotion.

What would you do if you were caught in my backblast?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 29, 2009, 04:07:52 AM
Pray to god that my space suit has windhshield wipers.

What would you do if I was a figment of your schizophrenia?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on May 31, 2009, 01:01:51 AM
Laugh uncontrollably; antisocial personality disorder, maybe, but no personality splits.

What would you do if you lacked a conscious, only did what society told you was "good"?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 31, 2009, 05:45:32 AM
Have a philosophical debate with myself then go on a random killing spree.

What would you do if life was just a computer simulation?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on May 31, 2009, 12:01:13 PM
Get in my magic phone booth and travel through time with Bill.

What would you do once you realise the implications of that statement?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Archaon on May 31, 2009, 02:28:07 PM
Call you a liar. Only Dr Who time travels!  >:(

What would you do if I informed you that every 'what would you do' in this huge thread has been posed as a question.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 31, 2009, 03:26:56 PM
Ask you do prove it.

What would you do if I told you I miss cakeslice
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on May 31, 2009, 03:31:33 PM
I would return from my self imposed absence from this magical vortex of poop and penis jokes (seriously it's like a 15 yr olds comedy club) and make my triumphant return

What would you do if i was forcibly removed from my computer for nearly a whole weekend?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 31, 2009, 03:35:10 PM
Spill warm tears of symphaty

What would you do if I told you I missed you man.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on May 31, 2009, 03:35:26 PM
Pray for your quick recovery.

@Archaon: I was refering to Bill & Ted's excellent adventure (a la "the matrix is bogus dude!"), you fail.

What would you do if computers suddebly stopped working?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on May 31, 2009, 03:40:52 PM
find my dictionary and look up the meaning of the word
Quote
suddebly

Then proceed to ask the following question

What would you do if terrorists used an EMP attack on the worlds biggest citys?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on May 31, 2009, 03:43:50 PM
Be envious of the fact that if said EMP attack happened, the fact I forgot to Spell Check a previous post would have been irrelevant.

What would you do if the Queen of the Grammarnazis asked you to run away to their dictionary island?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 31, 2009, 03:47:11 PM
Depends if she's hot

What would you do if I told you nothing
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on May 31, 2009, 03:48:26 PM
Nothing

What would you do if i asked you nothing?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 31, 2009, 03:50:11 PM
just sit there in a comfortable silence

What would you do if I told you I go ninja'ed
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on May 31, 2009, 03:52:05 PM
Not reply or just say what I want regardless of the question (non-question)... I like Jelly Belly jelly beans.

What would you do if you could embrace the chaos just a little more? (quit being so damned lawfull good!)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on May 31, 2009, 03:54:18 PM
I would live a comfortable moral free life in my mansion of skulls, swimming in my swimming pool of blood and randomly using my Jack-Blades to assassinate my crew of (jaw)monkey butlers.

What would you do if even if i got ninjad i posted this whole tihng anyway because i refuse to waste good time.?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on May 31, 2009, 03:57:03 PM
Congratulate you, I truthfully did the same.

What will you do now that we have both discovered the technique to defeat the dreaded ninja?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 31, 2009, 03:59:46 PM
Nothing for I ninja'ed him 8)

What would you do if I told you at some point I will lie/have lied?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on May 31, 2009, 04:00:32 PM
Appreciate your truthfullness.

What would you do if I told you that I seldom lied?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 31, 2009, 04:02:10 PM
Be amazed at you feces supplies.

What would you do if I tolde you I'm in the house!
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on May 31, 2009, 04:04:27 PM
Congradulate you on your outer body experience but also warn you that although you have left your moronic hands continue to type.

What would you do if i posted a hurtful comment but only meant it in fun?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 31, 2009, 04:06:01 PM
Laugh about it.

What would you do if I told the voices are telling me to tickle you (I'm in a very strange mood today)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on May 31, 2009, 04:06:39 PM
Cry all the more anyway, BWAAAAAA!! :'(

What would you do if I told you the tears are messing up my mousepad?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Archaon on May 31, 2009, 04:12:55 PM
Mock you for having a sucky mousepad.

What would you do if I devoured your mousepad and mouse?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on May 31, 2009, 04:36:17 PM
Let you hunt mice together with my dog (she has a bit of an identitiy crisis)

What would you do if I told you I swear a lot.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on May 31, 2009, 05:45:31 PM
Slap you on the back (Which is a lie, because that is amongst the most disgusting shows of semi-affection I've ever seen.) and say "Good for you, you beslubbering outrageously sexy lycra-clad pixie."

What would you do if I told you about that time I beat Shade so badly he sold his army?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on May 31, 2009, 07:01:36 PM
Shame Shade for using such a crappy army.

What would you do if you were forced to play Kroot?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 1, 2009, 01:38:02 PM
nibble on them and enjoy the other white meat of 40k

What would you do if gamesworkshop stopped spacemarines as an army?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 1, 2009, 02:05:56 PM
Rejoice because it would probaly mean they pay more attention to other armies.

What would you do if I declared a WAAAAAAGH!
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: bloodflow on June 1, 2009, 02:24:46 PM
Get you some cough drops for your sore throat.


What would you do If I decided to play my Eldar army in the nude?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Comradecat on June 1, 2009, 02:45:02 PM
i would say... whatever tickles your pickle  :D..... what would you do if you woke up one morning and had turned into a cat (i already know how it feels ;))...?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Archaon on June 1, 2009, 04:25:25 PM
Kill myself. Catz......  >:(

What would you do if I said I ate cats for breakfast?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 1, 2009, 05:24:58 PM
I would destroy you for your unnecesarry cruelty to my gentle feline brethren. >:( >:( >:(

What would you do if Robbie Williams descended on your place of living?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: bloodflow on June 1, 2009, 05:30:42 PM
Move, blow it up, blow it up again, and flame ground zero, for giggles!

What would you do if GW went out of business? :'(
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: burgers4me on June 2, 2009, 02:37:47 AM
Make a Games Workplace to fill in the gaps! We must have Necrons! (and SMurfs can come too)

What would you do if they shut down the state of Idaho?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 2, 2009, 04:13:56 AM
Move on and possibly effect some kind of escape route for people inside that i liike, anyone from idaho?

What would you do if i told you i am michael cain?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 2, 2009, 06:49:04 PM
Remind you to capitalise your I's when referring to yourself while typing.

What would you do if I told you I was really and ape in front of a keyboard?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: bloodflow on June 2, 2009, 07:36:50 PM
Capture you, put you on Oprah, and make millions!

What would you do if I actually wore a Wonder Woman outfit?  (i am a dude)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 2, 2009, 08:27:47 PM
Warn you that your invisible airplane isn't real and that your dragging your butt down the road; oh, and your shorty shorts make you look fat.

What would you do if they made a Wonder Woman movie, but Rosie O'donnel was Wonder Woman?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: bloodflow on June 2, 2009, 08:32:45 PM
Cry for weeks, months, maybe years...then kill the big O!

What would you do if GW decided Space Marines sucked and stopped making them?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 2, 2009, 08:35:12 PM
Wait a few years and sell my SM for huge bank.

What would you do once GW passes the FAQ proclaiming that they will no longer be making new rulesets or update codex as they are "just fine as they are now, and want to focus on the development of new armies and model ranges"?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: burgers4me on June 2, 2009, 10:35:47 PM
Scream "NOOOOOOOO I NEEDZ MY NECRONZ UPDATED!"

What you you do if the updated Space Marines Again (like next month or something)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 2, 2009, 10:38:50 PM
Not be surprised in the least.

What would you do if the thought of new codex made you laugh at the Dark Eldar players?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 3, 2009, 11:31:31 AM
be unphased by the startling mundanity of my life :-[

What would you do if I laughed?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 3, 2009, 12:00:53 PM
Encourage it, and know that your avy is actually a picture of yourself, apparently.

What would you do if they take you to the butcher?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 3, 2009, 12:10:27 PM
nuy some ready cut and seasoned meat with my human wallet.

What would you do if you misinterpreted the irony of my Avy?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on June 3, 2009, 01:34:03 PM
Have my interpretation skills improved.

What would you do if I told you your mum is smoking hot?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 3, 2009, 01:53:23 PM
Take you to the optromotist (no idea how you write that one)

What would you do if you were vivisected by living russian wodka bottles
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: LordDarigarn on June 3, 2009, 02:26:43 PM
Savour the fact that it was the drink that killed me.

What would you do if you were in a plane about to crash?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 3, 2009, 02:50:33 PM
Feel sorry for the fact that nobody will surive to record my great and epic last words.

What would you do if you were kidnapped by the mole people (they're real people!)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 3, 2009, 02:53:11 PM
Pray that the C.H.U.D. don't take me from them.

What would you do if you knew the reference to the movie just mentioned?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on June 3, 2009, 03:08:03 PM
Tell you aboot it?

What would you do if I studied instead of posted in the Tavern games?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: bloodflow on June 3, 2009, 03:25:52 PM
You might actually get a passing grade.

What would you do if, in the midst of explosive diharea, the bathroom had no toilet paper and the water wasnt working?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 3, 2009, 04:30:15 PM
As the kuwaity's say "left hand for eating, right hand for wiping" (or is it the other way around? Biscuits are supposed to taste like poop, riiiiiight?)

What would you do if you accidentally ate poop?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 3, 2009, 09:35:38 PM
err, move up?   ;)

What would you do if you understood that answer?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on June 4, 2009, 03:18:19 AM
Kill myself?

What would you do if your monkey had dyslexia?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 4, 2009, 03:46:33 AM
Give him extra time for his tests and exams.

What would you do if someone gave you thirty million, if you spend ten million first in one week without gambling or donating more than one, without gaining anyting and you can't tell anyone about these weird conditions.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 4, 2009, 09:04:04 PM
Tell you to keep dreaming and go watch Brewster's Millions again.

What would you do if an old geezer offered 10 mil for your services for one night?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: burgers4me on June 4, 2009, 10:36:32 PM
Check if his nose will pull off :D

What would you do if Chuck Norris gave you the offer of being his side kick?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: bloodflow on June 4, 2009, 10:47:45 PM
Kick his ass like Bruce Lee.

What would you do if I actually could kick Chuck Norris's ass?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 4, 2009, 11:41:59 PM
I don't doubt that anyone could complete the physical act; kicking his butt, not beating him in a fair fight. I only fear for anyone that shares the victim's last name; as they will die as well due to the severe beating Mr. Norris will give you.

What would you do if Chuck Norris showed up at your door?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 5, 2009, 01:42:01 AM
Invite him in for a cup of thea

What would you do if your life was a musical
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 5, 2009, 01:57:40 AM
I.. would... SING!!! [Insert catchy tune about a monkey happy to throw feces]

maestro, if you please... [music starts]
What would you do,
if I threw some poo?
Would you cry?
Would you scream?
Would you die?
You like my theme?
Oooohhhhhh... what... would... you... doooo,
If I threw some pooooooooooooo?!
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 5, 2009, 01:59:07 AM
Be happy for the mask protects me

What would you do if I transformed in a dragon
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 5, 2009, 02:01:17 AM
Be sad that your still inside him.

What would you do once the dragon excretes you from his body (out the backdoor, of course)?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 5, 2009, 02:03:29 AM
Curse the messed up reality I found myself in

What would you do if you were diagnosed with an unspecified mental disorder, but which would have you locked up all the time or on drugs so heavy just lifting your hand is to much?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: ReaperGrim on June 5, 2009, 03:10:25 AM
I would be the best darned crazy person I could and take a lesson from jawmonkey by throwing poop at nurse Ratchet...  I'd rather embrace the disorder than take the drugs and be a vegetable.

What would you do if we met in person and I actually was a vegetable (like a carrot or zucchinni)?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 5, 2009, 03:38:52 AM
I would wok you with some beef and teriyaki sauce

What if we met in real life and it turned out I really do dress like Jack of Blades
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 5, 2009, 11:36:18 AM
I would ninja chop your shoulders so you collapse into amillion tiny nerves of steam and brocolli


What would you do if i posted a nonsense answer?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 5, 2009, 02:35:05 PM
I'm used to that.

What would you do if all my posts suddenly became very clear?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: bloodflow on June 5, 2009, 03:30:29 PM
What did you do to the real Jawmonkey?  Then kill the imposter.

What would you do if you found Jawmonkey's wallet, that was filled with at least 200 bucks?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 5, 2009, 04:59:13 PM
Holy crap! Mrs. Monkey actually put money back! I'm pretty sure thats a sign of the coming apocalypse...

What would you do if you could never have enough money?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: bloodflow on June 5, 2009, 05:33:47 PM
Whore myself.

What would you do you had to pay for my services because you were that desperate?

(god, what is wrong with me?  Where am I going with this!)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: ReaperGrim on June 5, 2009, 07:17:37 PM
double bag it.... you dirty little...

What would you do if 40k online never existed?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 5, 2009, 07:24:16 PM
Paint more models and play 40k more often.

What would you do if you could play too much?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: burgers4me on June 5, 2009, 11:38:40 PM
Not care, because there is no such this as playing too much 40k.

What would you do if you could have a pet pygmy hippo?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: bloodflow on June 5, 2009, 11:40:29 PM
Kill it, cook it, eat it.

What would you do if you found out that the hippo was the last of his kind?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: burgers4me on June 5, 2009, 11:51:59 PM
Clone it, repopulate and then preserve them. Then make pygmy hippo cavalry :D

What would you do if eating the hippo gave you samenella?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 6, 2009, 01:00:37 AM
What!? You can get it twice? What if you're a carrier already? So confusing...  ???

What would you do if your thumb was literally green?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 6, 2009, 03:04:17 AM
Go on Oprah and make millions.

What would you do if I took over the world.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 6, 2009, 07:05:00 PM
Revolt.

What would you do once the monkey army finally commences their take over of the world?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 7, 2009, 03:47:29 AM
Let my facial hair grow then rise to a position of power.

What would you do if someone proved the existence of God
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: bloodflow on June 7, 2009, 09:47:43 AM
Kill them, destroy their false god, and prove it was an eloborate hoax started by jawmonkey.

What would you do if I was actually God?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 7, 2009, 03:00:57 PM
Blame you.

What would you do if God was a monkey?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 7, 2009, 03:07:50 PM
Sacrifice banana's obiviously

What would you do if I told you I am in fact the leader of a underground mutant society hellbend on destroying the 'light world'
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 7, 2009, 04:03:15 PM
Firebomb your lair

What would you do if i told you i was back form my survival training weekend?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 7, 2009, 04:12:52 PM
I would explode with glee

What would you do if I told you haven't missed a thing since you were gone. Jawmonkey has thrown poop at everybody, Starky has mocked everyone, there's a new taverner who was immediately the victim of Jawmonkey and Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 7, 2009, 04:37:34 PM
Laugh at the good times... and...

[throw poop at you and Cake Slice, simultaneously!]

What would you do once I discover the secret to the infamous poopfax*?

*BTW Cake Slice: you're getting the first one, because I know how much you like the idea.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: ReaperGrim on June 7, 2009, 04:48:07 PM
By stock in Jawmonkey Industries, LLC.

What would you do if we all had clones of ourselves?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 7, 2009, 04:50:21 PM
The human race would cease to be, as we would all be too busy making out with ourselves.

What would you do if this were true?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 7, 2009, 05:00:40 PM
High 10 myself

What would you do if i todl you i've already perfected the POOPFAX (patent pending)?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: bloodflow on June 7, 2009, 05:03:15 PM
Use it with glee!

What would you do if I broke this infamous poopfax(pantent pending)?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 7, 2009, 05:06:12 PM
Its unbreakable rendering your question both null and void

What would you do if this game ended up just beeing an outlet for me to verbally abuse you with my hilarious intelect and sharpwitted gramatical nazisms?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 7, 2009, 06:35:43 PM
Wait for you slip up so I can rub the feces that will be your fail in your bovine face.

What would you do if you weren't cattle?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 8, 2009, 08:54:46 AM
I would be eating it of course

What would you do if all the french disappeared?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: bloodflow on June 8, 2009, 10:33:44 AM
Wouldnt care.

What would you do if te female population all became horribly dis-figured and fat?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 8, 2009, 11:37:28 AM
Become a plastic surgeon and make millions and billions

What would you do in case of nuclear disaster giving 5% of the population.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 8, 2009, 11:54:55 AM
assuming you mean giving 5% of the population super powers then i would fly around with my meat-ray

What would you do if i had a superpower?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 8, 2009, 12:01:18 PM
Recruit you as my minion/sidekick

What would you do if I was a mad scientist, with superpowers, bent on taking over the world
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 8, 2009, 12:03:55 PM
Become a superhero and throw penguins at you until you submitted to my superior will

What would you do if got bored and left this game permanently?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 8, 2009, 12:15:57 PM
I would weep bitter tears of loss

What would you do if I wept bitter tears of loss.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 8, 2009, 12:17:08 PM
laugh

What would you do if from now on i only gave one word answers?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 8, 2009, 01:15:08 PM
Try to come up with questions that require more than one word answers.

What would you do if I C.E.R.N. created a black hole?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 8, 2009, 01:18:31 PM
Run

Waht wloud you do if i dleribtley msplield tihs sanetnace in hopes you wlundot nticoe?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 8, 2009, 01:22:28 PM
Smack you on the head for underestimating my detection skills.

What would you do if someone made you an 'indecent' proposal
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 8, 2009, 01:26:43 PM
accept

What would you do if i refused to fall to you trying to make me answer your questions in a less efficiant manner?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 8, 2009, 01:50:11 PM
I would applaude your succes so far.

What would you do if I told you I think we are the only two keeping this thread alive
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 8, 2009, 01:52:55 PM
Disagree

What would you do if i told you i'm going to use my questions to explain my answers?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: bloodflow on June 8, 2009, 01:54:11 PM
Be confused and bored.

What would you do if I owned all of the Burger King franchises?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 8, 2009, 01:54:54 PM
Nothing I never eat B.K.

What would you do if I drove you out of buisness.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 8, 2009, 02:50:55 PM
Administrate


What would you do if everybody in this thread began mocking you for funs?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: bloodflow on June 8, 2009, 03:51:03 PM
Laugh!  I have a great sense of humor!

What would you do if you didnt?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 8, 2009, 05:06:38 PM
Cry.

What would do if I told you I sold my tear ducts for bullets?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 8, 2009, 06:13:43 PM
Stop using one word answers


What would you do if i disliked being cold?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: bloodflow on June 8, 2009, 06:25:51 PM
Throw you on the grill.

What would you do if I liked my meat raw and bleeding?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on June 8, 2009, 06:51:04 PM
Ask for a share.

What would you do if every and all time you got in the Tavern, every single thread you'd stumble upon would have to answer one of my post?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: bloodflow on June 8, 2009, 06:53:21 PM
Bomb your house....y discriminate?  Exterminate all of Canada.

What would you do if you realize that Canada does not exist anymore?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on June 8, 2009, 06:57:49 PM
Just too bad. Where next?

What would you do if you got totally, utterly addicted to the Tavern?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: bloodflow on June 8, 2009, 07:02:55 PM
Seek an intervention.

What would you do if they got rid of the Tavern?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on June 8, 2009, 07:05:53 PM
Be very unhappy, then find something more useful to spend time. Oh, and track Jimmy down.

What would you do if you could access 40KO from work and get paid for doing some internetz?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 8, 2009, 07:26:02 PM
Cha-ching, doing the very thing!

What would you do if your job was as cool as mine?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on June 8, 2009, 07:29:31 PM
Find some place hotter. ::)

What would you do if my job could somewhat boring but timefree enough to read or do other stuff?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 8, 2009, 07:39:23 PM
Once again say that you need a busier, more productive job; working harder but making more money.

What would you do if you suddenly had enough free time to play 40k more often? (I just finished school this week, woot!)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on June 8, 2009, 07:54:08 PM
A) Hate you for gloating about it and B) Play more!

What would you do for this?
(http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x187/Starrakatt/40KOnline/Dark_Eldar_Codex.jpg)
Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 8, 2009, 07:56:12 PM
Download the official codex PDF, as GW will admit that it had been available (much like the Blood Angels codex) for the last two years, but they had messed up the web address.

What would you do if that were true?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: bloodflow on June 8, 2009, 07:56:39 PM
Patiently wait.

What would you do if it was the best codex and most broken hands down?

Dammit ninja'd!!!!!!
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on June 8, 2009, 08:04:02 PM
NOT be that ninja.

What would you do were you to begin to age backward?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on June 8, 2009, 08:15:45 PM
Start forcing myself to watch a slew of younger shows, as that is all I could watch as I progressivley get younger...

What would you do if my stay in the Tavern was only temporary?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: bloodflow on June 8, 2009, 08:16:38 PM
Party, like it was 1974!

What would you do if you woke up next morning and found out you had no arms or legs?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on June 8, 2009, 08:18:03 PM
Hop to school. Hey, I have to turn in that assignment sometime.

What would you do if you magically regained your sanity through prolonged absence from the Tavern?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on June 8, 2009, 08:21:14 PM
Won't happens.

Besides, what would you do if it was proved that only Taverners are truly sane?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on June 8, 2009, 08:22:35 PM
Then happily be one of the insane.

What would you do if, due to 'random events' *cough* couldn't acess the Tavern anymore?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: ReaperGrim on June 8, 2009, 11:42:01 PM
I'd be freed from this place to live my life anew

What would you do if I stole your car?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 9, 2009, 12:43:42 AM
Tell you it serves you right and don't bring it back.

What would you do if you stole my clunker and then realised what you did wrong?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 9, 2009, 01:51:58 AM
Return the clunker and then do it right

What would you do if I got a restraining order against your poo
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 9, 2009, 02:15:07 AM
Break the law for the sake of continuing our special relationship... just in case...

[Throws multiple piles of doo at you]

What would you do if you didn't have an e-poop-throwing friend like me?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 9, 2009, 04:59:23 AM
Contemplate the strange void in my life everytime I see a doo-doo

What would you do if I told you I don't have any inspiration for the black library writing competetion
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 9, 2009, 05:12:48 AM
Tell you to get back to writing as the world needs to know the story about an Ork boy and an Eldar Banshee falling madly in love.

What would you do with a book like that in your hands?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 9, 2009, 06:01:31 AM
Probaly get a laugh or two out of it

What would you do...
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 9, 2009, 10:29:07 AM
Same as last time

What woudl you do if it wasnt just me and you anymore?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 9, 2009, 12:11:02 PM
I would welcome the newcomers with open arms

What would you do if I couldn't be bothered with thinking up something better than this right now
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 9, 2009, 12:45:22 PM
backhand your face with a dead rabbit named harry


What would you do to re-act to such a spectacle?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 9, 2009, 12:50:21 PM
Strangle you with a dead weasel named Pete of course

What would you do if I told you I might post something in the fiction board soon
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 9, 2009, 12:56:34 PM
Wait with intrigue and comment as i see appropriate when said fiction's been posted


What would you do if i began halo playing?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 9, 2009, 12:57:45 PM
If you mean that you begin to play halo, I would wish you good luck

What would you do if I told you I have exams next week
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 9, 2009, 01:05:24 PM
Be bummed, i have another year to wait for my first set, but i do have a maths one in two weeks. Sucks doesnt it


What would you do if i asked you what is considered 'Smart Casual' work clothing?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 9, 2009, 01:38:57 PM
say you that I don't know but if I had to guess I would say it was a t-shirt with a jacket

What would you do if I said I'm really busy
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 9, 2009, 01:45:21 PM
Tell you to do the same as me and procrastinate using the tavern


what would you do if i told you i have work to do after my food?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on June 9, 2009, 01:46:32 PM
Ask what your job is.

What would you do if you learned by presentation is not important in the grand scheme of things.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: bloodflow on June 9, 2009, 02:28:32 PM
Laugh at the Japanese.

What would you do if they bombed Pearl Harbor one more time?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 9, 2009, 02:36:44 PM
Wonder if it will be start of third W.W.

What would you do if you got drafted in a third world war.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: SkullyChaos on June 9, 2009, 02:40:58 PM
Be happy I have a legal way to play with assault rifles.

What would you do if the WWIII ended in nuclear apocalypse?

Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 9, 2009, 05:01:36 PM
Stock up on feminine hygiene products and become a very rich man.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 9, 2009, 05:08:18 PM
JAW MONKEY SLIPPED UP-GAME ERROR ALERT ENGAGED!


What would you do if  you made another mistake and brought the pwnage down on you like a sack of amphetamine parrot?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 9, 2009, 07:21:24 PM
I praise taunting you yet again.  ;D
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: FifthWindDieGermanator on June 9, 2009, 07:38:20 PM
What would you do if you posted in the wrong thread?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 9, 2009, 07:42:51 PM
Laugh at you for not understanding what transpired within the last three posts...

[throws ultimate fail poop at you, soaking you head to toe in rancid feces]

What would you do if your shoes always made that soggy squeak?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: bloodflow on June 9, 2009, 07:44:29 PM
Get new shoes.

What would you do if you realized you just crapped your pants?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 9, 2009, 07:47:27 PM
finish.

What would you do if that happened to a friend, while they were sitting on top of your newly purchased GW battle board?

"Dude, did you just crap your pants?"

"T-t-t-those spiky chaos bits really hurt, I couldn't help it"
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: burgers4me on June 9, 2009, 08:12:36 PM
Um... Not care cause I don't have a battle board.

What would you do if a dog crapped on your battle board?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 10, 2009, 01:06:26 AM
Well, play a Nurgle-themed game. Hey, good terrain can be hard to come by.

What would you do if you faced a true Nurgly army? (e.g. slimy, rotten, destroys anything they contact)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cortez on June 10, 2009, 02:36:31 AM
Purge the unclean!

What would you do if a battle board sat on you, while being sat on by and elephant and his herd???
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 10, 2009, 03:23:00 AM
Run away from the scary poo jokes :(


What would you do if i laughed at Wind legion for being out of the loop?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cortez on June 10, 2009, 04:24:51 AM
Laugh with you.

What would you do if i joined the digestible detective?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 14, 2009, 01:37:31 PM
Say shame on you.

What would you do if faced with an angry spacewolf with a splinter in his paw?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 14, 2009, 02:47:27 PM
Stroke it, remove the splinter and befreidn it, convincing it to join my penguin legions with its wolf brethren thus creating a spacewolf/penguin Land/sea army

What would you do if i enlisted an entire species of bird as an army enabling my animal kingdom army to become tri-service?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 14, 2009, 02:50:40 PM
Start a human opposition.

What would you do if I started throwing poop in peoples faces
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 14, 2009, 03:05:32 PM
Set my animal army onto you


What would you do fi there was a massive war between me & my Legions and you & your resistance fighters?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 14, 2009, 03:15:16 PM
Win :D

What would you do if I told you to quit spending time in the tavern and to something more productive
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 14, 2009, 03:22:22 PM
I would overload the expletive detector/censor if i told you the honest answer to that, suffice to say it involves penguins monkeys poop and a large german woman that goes by the name of helga


What would you do if i disregarded your advice?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 14, 2009, 03:24:02 PM
Smile

What would you do if I asked you about Helga
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 14, 2009, 03:29:09 PM
Deny all knowledge of my Sexy german Milch-Frau  :P


What would you do if i was striving to gain a custom title?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 14, 2009, 03:30:05 PM
I would ask how can I help

What would you do if I asked if I could help
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 14, 2009, 03:57:00 PM
beg for your assistance


What would you do if i asked you what title you tihnk i should have?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 14, 2009, 05:17:01 PM
Cakeslice grandmaster of pie! :P

What would you do if I told you I'm a lucky man
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 14, 2009, 05:22:54 PM
congrafulate you


What would you do if i asked you to speculate on the odds of me getting a custom title beofre the end of this year?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on June 14, 2009, 07:09:08 PM
All considered... I wouldn't hold my breath.

What would you do if that Title turned out to be: 40KO Official Cowhead?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 15, 2009, 02:01:15 PM
Bask in the hitherto unheard of irregular poster gaining a title

What woudl you do if i made flapjacks?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 15, 2009, 02:04:25 PM
Say: bon appetit.

What would you do if it was a holiday
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on June 15, 2009, 06:54:50 PM
Chores and beer. More chores than beer. Then the beer.

What would you if were I to use my Necromantic Powerz and bring back something... old?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 15, 2009, 07:40:44 PM
Tell you to hurry up and bring back my favorite thread.

What would you do if it came back?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on June 15, 2009, 08:14:49 PM
Post in it. But something useful, like spam, flame and trolling.

What would you do if I asked you 'Where is my pie'?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 16, 2009, 01:25:42 AM
Say: you ate it all silly

What would you do if I were lying
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 16, 2009, 01:30:48 AM
Applaud your gusto at lying to complete strangers who could care less.

What would you do if I told you I was honest, for the most part?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 16, 2009, 01:32:23 AM
I would shrug

What would you do if I pulled of my mask
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 16, 2009, 01:34:12 AM
hold my nose.

What would you do if you pulled off your own finger?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 16, 2009, 04:36:18 AM
Probaly faint

What would you do if you woke with an crazy axe murderer standing over you ready to strike
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Thalandir on June 16, 2009, 05:34:28 AM
Punch him in the face and take his axe.

What would you do if you awoke to find Sanctjud and Jester standing over your bed, looking very excited.....

~Thal
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 16, 2009, 08:29:45 AM
Wake up, for real.

What would you do if everyone in the world was a figment of your imagination
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: bloodflow on June 16, 2009, 07:06:28 PM
Kill myself, cause my imagination sucks.

What would you do if you saw someone choking and they motioned for help?  (happened to me)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 16, 2009, 08:31:24 PM
Heimlich maneuver, but aim the bit of food at an obnoxious kid.

What would you do if you were choking and there was no one around?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on June 17, 2009, 01:00:37 AM
run around waving arms in the air.

What would you do if you woke up floating in the middle of the Pacific Ocean?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 17, 2009, 04:39:14 AM
Be amazed at my ability to survive in water overnight and sleep without drowning.

What would you do if i had the day off school because i fell off my bike?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 17, 2009, 06:45:09 AM
Wonder what you broke

What would you do if I told you I need some new stuff to read
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 17, 2009, 06:50:21 AM
Point you towards the black library (i suggest Gaunts ghosts)

Wahtw oudl you do if i only hurt myself and didnt make a break?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: burgers4me on June 17, 2009, 07:13:11 AM
Be confused by your grammer and spelling, so I play a video game.

What would you do if, somehow, every game console (including PCs) failed!
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 17, 2009, 07:14:25 AM
Annoy you all the more here on 40konline

@Cake: I wonder why they gave you the day off

What would you do if I already read ghaunts ghosts and are now considering Chiaphas Cain
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 17, 2009, 07:22:23 AM
I would suggest reading the horus heresy books-gripping

@Jack- It wasnt so much given as taken

What would you do if i ate a pot noodle with a knife?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Thalandir on June 17, 2009, 07:44:57 AM
"Operate! Operate! Still time to operate!"

What would you do if I told you that the Horus Heresy books are a fantastic read.

~Thal
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 17, 2009, 08:02:01 AM
Agree and note that i have began re-reading 'Galaxy in Flames' as i find enthralling

What would you do if i told you i had better things to do than the tavern but am very good at procrastinating?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Lord Commissar Spiteful on June 17, 2009, 08:45:01 AM
Think that you're fooling yourself and get back to my anthropology exam.

What would you do if I said that that's an attractive smile you got there?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 17, 2009, 08:46:30 AM
Ask you how you feel about udder fetishes



What would you do if i wanted to touch your scar to so if it tickles you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Thalandir on June 17, 2009, 08:47:50 AM
Buy you dinner  ;)

Ninja'd

I'd tell you the difference between the word so and see  ;)

What would you do if a mod went crazy and started editing all your posts?

~Thal
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Lord Commissar Spiteful on June 17, 2009, 08:54:01 AM
I'd stop editing my posts.

What would you do if you discovered that if you press "here", your nose goes red?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Thalandir on June 17, 2009, 08:55:48 AM
I wouldn't press the button, and then inform you that your soul is lost on account of joining the tavern.

What would you do if you lost a game to a grot army :P?

~Thal
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 17, 2009, 08:57:31 AM
SMile and get on with life, i never win


What would you do if you missed my clever hidden message in my answer?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Lord Commissar Spiteful on June 17, 2009, 08:59:39 AM
Start a Space marine army.

What would you do if i said mods don't have souls?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 17, 2009, 09:00:40 AM
Agree, mods are centred around a liquid caramel core made of dead bunnys and burnt kittens.

What would you do if my answer got modded?

;) Oh the power! - Spite
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Lord Commissar Spiteful on June 17, 2009, 09:11:01 AM
Go crazy with power!

What would you do if your neighbour started stalking you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 17, 2009, 09:24:54 AM
Walk at a lsightly faster pace (they're all old)


What would you do if itold on you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Lord Commissar Spiteful on June 17, 2009, 09:46:03 AM
Seduce a global.

What would you do if you ran out of toothpaste right before a big date?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 17, 2009, 09:54:48 AM
Make my own from an ancient roman recipe. Sugar, Salt and water/mouthwash

What would you do if you didnt have a toothbrush before a big date?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Lord Commissar Spiteful on June 17, 2009, 09:59:05 AM
post in this thread instead :( ;)

What would you do if people got you and all of your friends to walk to that building where all the mooing was coming from?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: bloodflow on June 17, 2009, 11:01:23 AM
Start up the grills and prepare to make some steaks.

What would you do if GW decided to erase all the 40k fluff and start anew?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Calamity on June 17, 2009, 08:17:33 PM
Tell them to get squats right this time.  And create an IG regiment with Davy Crockett hats.

What would you do if you had just eaten a slightly out of date sandwhich?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 18, 2009, 03:53:58 AM
I don't eat sandwiches so the point is moot

What would you do if GW decided the Emperor is dead and Abbadon invades Terra
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 18, 2009, 03:03:10 PM
Start playing Warhammer 41k.

What would you do if they came out with a new SM codex (slated for Sept  ;)).
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 18, 2009, 03:14:40 PM
Sure as hell stop playing marines and build my guard army super fast.


What would you do if i liked ot be different?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 18, 2009, 03:38:17 PM
Applaud you

What would you do if I told you people are to obsessed with being normal
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Thalandir on June 18, 2009, 04:56:02 PM
I'd agree whole-heartedly.

What would you do if it turned out Dark Eldar were being discontinued?

~Thal
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 18, 2009, 05:03:04 PM
LOL at the D.E players for being so out of date their dust has dust forming on it


What would you do if i destroyed every television in American and Canada (and Alaska and Hawaii, you sneaky off worlders)?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Thalandir on June 18, 2009, 05:05:21 PM
Laugh as I am in Australia  :D

What would you do if GW went broke and no 40k models were ever made again?

~Thal
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Raktra (So long, I guess) on June 18, 2009, 05:42:56 PM
Play Fantasy (ZING!)

What would you do if someone managed to conclusively prove there was an afterlife?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Thalandir on June 18, 2009, 05:46:55 PM
Well, I do believe in Heaven

What would you do if I was a lazy thing with too much h/w and hadn't gotten around to reading Raktra's awesome story yet :(

I promise both Raktra and Jack, this afternoon I will read and comment on both of your updates.

~Thal
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 19, 2009, 04:48:49 AM
I would urge you do things

What would you do if I asked when two hawks will get continued?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Thalandir on June 19, 2009, 05:02:35 AM
I'd tell you that I've had a lot of things happening write now (not currently in the best of emotional states, which is strange given that I'm a happy person 95% of the time).
However, I'm not working tomorrow due to my sudden tonsillitis, and as such my assignment can wait until tomorrow (which means I'm working on Two Hawks now :P).

What would you do if you had a killer idea but had no way of getting it published?

~Thal
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on June 19, 2009, 07:03:06 AM
Use the internet.

What would you do if you were president/primeminister or head of state of your country for a day?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 19, 2009, 10:50:38 AM
Make a law that extends my period then make sure that Balkenende would never ever be prime minister again

What would you do if I told you that I wish mankind was sensible enough for anarchy to work
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 19, 2009, 08:06:00 PM
Tell you that it will never stand against my own robot-o-cratic system that I am working on.

The next poster will bow low to their new robot masters once they learn that humans will live a life of luxery and ease (after the "cullings" of course).
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Calamity on June 19, 2009, 08:21:12 PM
Robots? The only robots I want are robot shoes, to do all my walking for me.  Course, even though they'd only be footwear, that still dosn't mean that they wouldn't try to rise up and overthrow me.  Imagine how stupid I'd be then?  :-[

What would you do if your own robot shoes tried to kill you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 19, 2009, 08:22:31 PM
Rest assured that my robot roo's would save my ass... ;D

What would you do if the robots were Asimovian than Terminator?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 20, 2009, 04:43:48 AM
nothing coz i dont understand the question


What would you do if you were really drunk and made a pass at our best friend? (opp sex)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Lachdonin on June 20, 2009, 04:50:50 AM
Have a very awkward morning after... (Hah... funny story...)

What would you do if you woke up next to a Zombie?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 20, 2009, 04:54:49 AM
run away before the drugs wore off. (not a funny story)


What would you do if cereal was made of people?!  :o
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Lachdonin on June 20, 2009, 05:06:19 AM
Actually eat breakfast.

What would you do if GW decided to make Warhammer digital, and stopped making models?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 20, 2009, 05:14:37 AM
It depends, if it was like the same game but played on a massive digital baord then i woudl keep playing.


What would you do if they brought a new game out in GW based on modern warfare?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on June 20, 2009, 10:18:07 AM
Don't really bother.

What would you do if I decided to completely stop posting in Tavern Games when I reach the 10K posts notch?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on June 20, 2009, 10:27:41 AM
Ask if that included Tavern posts.

What would you do if I decided to stop posting in the Tavern once I hit the 1K post notch?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 20, 2009, 11:21:33 AM
I'd miss ya

What would you do if I went missing?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Calamity on June 20, 2009, 06:01:29 PM
Send out the search parties.  And I have just the vehicle for the job.  8)

What would you do if I finally got a digital camera and posted pictures of my newly made Ork robots.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on June 21, 2009, 07:38:23 AM
Be interested to see it, pray PM me. ;)

What would you do if both GM and Chrysler suddenly ceased to exist?


Ask if that included Tavern posts.
No, I would be already over.

Quote
What would you do if I decided to stop posting in the Tavern once I hit the 1K post notch?
You also already over.

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 21, 2009, 11:55:48 AM
Don't care.

What would you do if I said that the next chapter for my chapter is really long.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 21, 2009, 01:49:42 PM
not read it


What would you do if my friends call me "mr lazy"?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 21, 2009, 03:01:02 PM
Believe them

What would you do if I couldn't be bothered thinking of something better than this.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on June 22, 2009, 03:45:03 AM
Probably reply like this

what would you do if 40k stopped existing?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 22, 2009, 04:26:08 AM
Hate the great emptiness that woud be my life

What would you do if aliens came, kidnapped and anal probed you. But thanks to the kidnapping you were saved from the destruction of earth. The aliens however decide that they can't let you live as their parents will discover what they did. Just as they aim their blaster at you, you are transported to the flagship of a benign emperor who wishes to discuss poetry with you under the pleasure of a cup of thea. As you settle in there's a palace revolution by the Emperors genetically altered supersoldiers. Their commander the new Emperor orders you to the brig, where you remain. Untill you are saved by a smuggler, a water farmer, a hairy beast, two robots and a wize old mentor, who take you onbourd there ship. In exchange you are to marry the hairy beast so he can stay in our galaxy.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on June 22, 2009, 04:49:02 AM
'Accidently' push the hairy beast over a cliff, then steadily bribe the supersoldiers until they become my slaves till death. Lead a military coo and become Emperor. Ban tea.

What would you do if you suddenly found out that every 2nd person on the planet was a figment of your imagination?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Lachdonin on June 22, 2009, 01:34:58 PM
Stop complaining about overpopulation.

What would you do if Oprah became the next President of the United States?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 22, 2009, 02:18:14 PM
Nothing.

What would you do if I threw poo
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: bloodflow on June 22, 2009, 02:19:29 PM
Catch it, mold it into a statue in your honor.

What would you do if I had a statue of myself and had actual followers pay homage to it?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 22, 2009, 02:27:49 PM
Tranform them in an army and start my world conguest.

What would you do if I started a holy war to conquer the world.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 23, 2009, 12:36:38 AM
Kill you all with my souless robot army.

What will you do once your cellphones begin to microwave your brains?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on June 23, 2009, 12:54:14 AM
microwave them back. Hard.

What would you do if the moon split into 3 pieces..
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 23, 2009, 12:55:39 AM
Miss the ocean tide and prepare for winter or obliteration.

What would you do if the moon suddenly vanished?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on June 23, 2009, 01:04:41 AM
Make a new one

What would you do if i said i was going to make a new moon
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 23, 2009, 01:24:49 AM
Inform you that I've already got the prototype right here (and moon you).

What would you do if I accidentally shot you, having forgotten to unload the Monkey MortarTM before mooning you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on June 23, 2009, 03:54:32 AM
Explode in acidic monkey feces.

What would you do if i said that i'm higher on the evolutionary ladder than you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Thalandir on June 23, 2009, 04:02:28 AM
Tell you that I think evolution is a load of hogs-wash.

What would you do if you lost 50 Warhammer 40,000 games in a row?

~Thal
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 23, 2009, 10:46:59 AM
Question why my army has starting performing so well. ::)

What would you do if you scored 50 draws in a row?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on June 23, 2009, 12:53:27 PM
Get annoyed.

If GW decided to change the DA Codex where Deathwing is inexistent?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 23, 2009, 01:24:30 PM
Nothing I don't play DA and even then the ravenwing is more interesting

What would you do if all the infrastructure in the world got destroyed.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: bloodflow on June 23, 2009, 01:56:07 PM
Walk and be at peace.

What would you do if everyone in the world became catholic overnight?
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Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 23, 2009, 02:12:22 PM
be happy, hopefully the end of all wars. If everyone is one denomination of one religion what is there to fight over?


What would you do if all 3rd world debt was cancelled?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr_Blubbercakes, lord of the salami schmitar. on June 23, 2009, 02:46:35 PM
move to a third world country and take out a loan, and so the viscious circle continues.

what would you do if aliens took all the worlds chairs and things-you-can-sit-down-on?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 23, 2009, 02:47:43 PM
build more

What would you do if i began a repetitive cycle of annoyance and tried to persuade you to play a different army?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr_Blubbercakes, lord of the salami schmitar. on June 23, 2009, 02:57:31 PM
i'd begin the repetitive cycle of annoyance and try to persuade you to play a different army.

what would you do if aliens took all the worlds chairs and things-you-can-sit-down-on and you couldnt build more!
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 23, 2009, 02:59:06 PM
Invest in transportable butt-resters.

What would you do if your wind up key broke?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 23, 2009, 03:03:29 PM
use my tongue as a key

What would you do if you got your tongue stuck ina clockwork keyhole?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 23, 2009, 03:05:59 PM
Pray for three o'clock.

What would you do if you sucked your eye out after looking into a vacuum?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr_Blubbercakes, lord of the salami schmitar. on June 23, 2009, 03:09:46 PM
do that thing where you turn the vacuum on blow and try to ballance the eye on the jet of air.

what would you do if you found out your father was chuck norris?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Lachdonin on June 23, 2009, 09:44:52 PM
Demand money

What would you do if you found out your mother was Chuck Norris?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 24, 2009, 02:41:40 AM
Finally understand why my beard is so damn awesome.

What would you do if you had to do something?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on June 24, 2009, 05:38:24 AM
Do it

What would you do if your avatar vanished forever.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 24, 2009, 08:24:10 PM
Watch the movie.

What would you do once all the animals and insects finally turn on us? (old African legend)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Calamity on June 24, 2009, 08:52:03 PM
Secure the house against insect and rodent invasion, then arm myself to the teeth with petrol bombs and shotgun shells.

What would you do if my traps backfired on me?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 24, 2009, 08:54:34 PM
Take your candy that you had been hording.

What would you do if a sea of ants were coming at you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr_Blubbercakes, lord of the salami schmitar. on June 25, 2009, 01:03:02 PM
breed a sea of ant eating ants.

what would you do? Full stop.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 25, 2009, 02:43:24 PM
Huh? WHat?

What would you do if the next time you open a door a man is standing with his a sword posed to strike, who asks you: what do you think of in this moment before death?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 25, 2009, 02:48:29 PM
Right hand grab sword arm, left foot in balls, fight foot behind leg and trip !



What would you do if i knew judo?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr_Blubbercakes, lord of the salami schmitar. on June 25, 2009, 02:55:17 PM
ask you what the verb/phrase (doing word/phrase) for judo is.

incidently what would you do if i asked you what the verb/phrase (doing word/phrase) for judo is.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 25, 2009, 03:06:59 PM
i would lol


What wuld you do if i lied about my martial prowess?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr_Blubbercakes, lord of the salami schmitar. on June 25, 2009, 03:08:58 PM
Whoop yo' ass suka!

what would you do if i do do do?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 25, 2009, 03:23:32 PM
i would be


Whatw oudl you do if i was?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr_Blubbercakes, lord of the salami schmitar. on June 25, 2009, 03:32:42 PM
Kick you in the face with my newly polished parade boots before naking you clean them because you scuffed 'em.

what would you do if you were called up for national service?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 25, 2009, 03:36:20 PM
I have already been called (here in the netherlands when you become sixteen they sent you a letter that you might be called up for duty and you should be ready, the last times this happened was like twenty years ago)

What would you do if someone crashed the internet
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Calamity on June 25, 2009, 03:39:13 PM
Complain to the driver.  ;)

What would you do if I asked you to invent something to say because I can't think of anything myself?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 25, 2009, 03:49:27 PM



What would you do if i denied your request?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 25, 2009, 08:53:19 PM
Force you to answer me.

What would you do with a large stinky ape sitting on your back holding your head in a precarious position? (e.g. about to twist your head off)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 26, 2009, 10:54:42 AM
Tell you to get off the internets and wake up


What would you do if i didnt?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr_Blubbercakes, lord of the salami schmitar. on June 26, 2009, 01:20:20 PM
smack you one and call you a sissie.

what would you do if cake slice wasnt digestible?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 26, 2009, 02:11:26 PM
Excrete him!



What would you do if i threw a pizza at you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Calamity on June 26, 2009, 02:19:10 PM
Eat it!

What would you do if you couldn't crack a case?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 26, 2009, 02:20:23 PM
Irrelevant, i always crack the case!



What would you do if i had written a novel about my Alias : 'Cake Slice'
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 26, 2009, 04:35:54 PM
Ask for a piece of the pie.

What would you do if you actually made decent money off your efforts?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 26, 2009, 04:38:59 PM
Spend it on GWmerchandise and stocks!


What would you do if i was looking forward to being beaten by Raktra tomorrow?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 26, 2009, 04:41:39 PM
Remind you to take along your gimp mask.

What would you do if Bruce Willis shows up with a ninja sword and cuts Raktra down before your fun can start?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 26, 2009, 04:57:32 PM
be severely pissed off as i havent played in months and was looking forward ot having my arse handed to me


What would you do if Micheal Jackson wasnt really dead?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 26, 2009, 05:06:29 PM
Nothing I always knew he was a vampire. (Oh come on, weird skin, avoids sunlight you all thought it)

What would you do if didn't finish this question?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 26, 2009, 07:08:29 PM
[Throw feces at you] always finish what you start!

What would you do now that Michael Jackson has officially become undead?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 27, 2009, 03:31:25 AM
Sleep with a cross above my bed and a revolver with silver bullets under the cushion.

What would you do if you woke up to find that Michael Jackson isn't really (un)dead, but it was all a dream.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 27, 2009, 04:10:19 AM
kill him to restore the natural status quo


What would you do if i assassinated the king of pop?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on June 27, 2009, 05:59:45 AM
ask how you've managed to bring dead people back to life, take that knowledge and create a evil zombie army and take control of the earth.

What would you do if I controlled the Earth?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 27, 2009, 08:56:40 AM
Lead a rebel army to victory and crown mysefl emperor

What would you do if this game got locked.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Thalandir on June 27, 2009, 09:00:01 AM
I'd say we were all better off for it.

What would you do if Transformers were real and you had to choose a side: Autobots, or Decepticons?

~Thal
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 27, 2009, 10:50:11 AM
First choose the decepticons then betray them

What would you do if a giant robot tore the roof from your house
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 28, 2009, 01:02:31 AM
Tell him to put the roof down, get back with the others, an await my command.

What would you do once my souless heartless killbots begin ripping you stupid humans in half?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 28, 2009, 07:29:02 AM
Fight back with ym crazy animal army, genetically enhance i might add



What would you do if the humans and robots and animals (led by me) all fought over earth?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 28, 2009, 02:13:15 PM
Win.

What would you do if you got bit in the ass by a pittbul.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 28, 2009, 10:24:26 PM
Beat him to death with a prybar and eat him, raw and on the spot (son of a be-atch, I'll show you).

What would you do if you were walking your grandma's small dog and it started trying to attack a much larger dog also walking by and then the bigger dog devoured your Grandma's with one massive gulp?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Lachdonin on June 28, 2009, 10:45:08 PM
Buy Grandma a real dog.

What would you do if organic Dogs became ileagle, and we could only own robo-pooch?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 29, 2009, 02:43:00 AM
DIsguise my dog as robopooch

What would you do if I didn't do what I was supposed to be doing.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on June 29, 2009, 03:17:03 AM
Nike!!


What would you do if my answer had been a clever riddle!?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on June 29, 2009, 04:38:30 AM
Not bothering to solve it (I have vacation).

What would you do if you were naked in the dessert without supplies in the middle of a heat stroke and the only way to gain some sort of shadow is sitting against a cactus.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Mr_Blubbercakes, lord of the salami schmitar. on June 29, 2009, 02:39:30 PM
What would you do if you were naked in the dessert without supplies in the middle of a heat stroke and the only way to gain some sort of shadow is sitting against a cactus.
stupid question i'd sit *ON* the cactus and frickin' enjoy it!

what would you do if i told you that the outcome of the michael jackson heart attack will be that they find it to be suicide or assissted suicide.





if you are willing to take me up on this conspiracy send me a message.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on June 29, 2009, 08:38:41 PM
What about negligence and apathetic "friends"? I think those aroun him simply didn't care.

What would you do if Michael left you his hyperbolic chamber for your previous relationship?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Serim on July 1, 2009, 09:45:11 AM
Assume the fetal position in a corner before selling it.

What would you do if a Necron Lord in power armor knocked on your front door?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on July 1, 2009, 10:37:53 AM
Smite him with my Mighty Nemesis Plauge weapon


What woudl you do if continuity errors occured?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on July 1, 2009, 11:36:50 AM
'Don't they always?

would if What question wasn't the you order? do in right this
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Thalandir on July 1, 2009, 05:37:13 PM
Slap you

What would you do if I was lazy/doing lots of h/w and didn't read your update yet (sorry)

~Thal
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Raktra (So long, I guess) on July 1, 2009, 05:41:38 PM
Believe you were in the past, I ain't updated in a while.

What would you do if I actually did update?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on July 1, 2009, 05:51:01 PM
*sigh*


What would you do if i went to france and bought a beret?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Raktra (So long, I guess) on July 1, 2009, 05:52:43 PM
Be busy with Gabie  8)

What would you do if I explained that in excruciating detail?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Thalandir on July 1, 2009, 05:53:17 PM
Read it sometime within the next few days - holidays soon, so I'll be able to get a lot of work done on Two Hawks  (updates every few days most likely :P)

Ninja'd: Steal it :P

Ninja'd AGAIN: @Raktra: Slap you!

What would you do if I was Optimus Prime?

~Thal
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on July 1, 2009, 05:54:16 PM
Ninja you


What would you do if i posted this even if i got ninja'd

(@Thal)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on July 1, 2009, 07:21:38 PM
Shame you for being so slow.

What would you do if you had a decent thing to post on these games? (purely theoretical considering my posts mind you)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on July 2, 2009, 10:54:39 AM
I would beslubber my own mind!


What would you do if George Bush became the president of Iran?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on July 2, 2009, 12:00:29 PM
Wonder how in the seven cirkels of hell he pulled that of

What would you do if I said shfgwcuhfdskcbdsjsx hfjaszkmndjh
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on July 2, 2009, 12:10:08 PM
sdbfhsdbfhbvxncnvbx bvuksgdiufhoisdhfoi a\sdoh (twice if your lucky ;) )


What would you do if your computer exploded?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on July 2, 2009, 07:10:55 PM
piss on on it and dance naked on its ashes; take that technology!!

What would you do if the interweb suddenly no longer had any appeal to you?
(another purely theoretical question mind you ;))
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on July 3, 2009, 02:04:28 AM
GO out side! :o


What would you do if i won?>
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on July 3, 2009, 02:26:46 AM
Most likely congratulate you!

What would you do if I said the english should drive on the right.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on July 3, 2009, 03:12:31 AM
Slap you, we drove on the left first you took our driving and bastardized it :P



What would you do if this thread started an international incident?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on July 3, 2009, 03:25:22 AM
Use it as an excuse to invade England and make you drive on the right! ;D

What would you do if England got invaded to force you to drive on the right.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on July 3, 2009, 09:04:45 AM
Applaude the invading force! Who in the hell other than suicidal maniacs drives on the left side of the road?? :O

What would you do if I were provocative?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on July 3, 2009, 10:47:44 AM
Slap down your Swedish Ass!

What would you do if i found out your nationality?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: eb693 on July 3, 2009, 11:00:13 AM
Quickly revert to my other nationality, and emigrate to Nepal.

What would you do if you were deported to Nepal?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on July 3, 2009, 11:17:31 AM
I would border hop into India and slowly make my way home.


What would you do if i knew where nepal was?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on July 3, 2009, 11:19:40 AM
Congratulate your geographical knowledge.

What would you do if I confessed to the assasination of president Kennedy.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: eb693 on July 3, 2009, 11:35:42 AM
I'd blackmail you to keep schtum till I finished my book, "JackOfBlades, the Grassy Knoll Hobo".

What would you do if I introduced you to Lee Harvey Oswald, aged 69?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on July 3, 2009, 11:36:56 AM
I don't know we'll have to wait and see.

What would you do if I had an army of minions under my command.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Emboldolock on July 3, 2009, 06:46:39 PM
Challenge them to a duel. 1 by 1.

What would you do if you woke up in the morning and your whole room, bed included, with you in it, was stuck to the ceiling.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on July 4, 2009, 03:46:40 AM
Wonder why I haven't fallen out of it yet

What would you do if gravity was reversed
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on July 4, 2009, 09:58:45 AM
I probably wouldn't be able to do much if that happened.

What would you do? (sexual pun is indeed intended)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on July 4, 2009, 10:35:03 AM
Hot women

What would you do if I did it?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on July 4, 2009, 10:39:20 AM
Ask you if I could become your apprentice.

What would you do if I actually wanted that?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on July 4, 2009, 10:55:07 AM
Refuse apprentices have the annoying tendencies to betray their master.

What would you do if all the vegetables in the world were turned into spinach.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: BaileyBankai, The epic ninja duck on July 4, 2009, 01:25:26 PM
Become alot like popeye except for the speech impediment

Whatd would you do if you woke up and you had no face(but could still see)?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on July 4, 2009, 02:04:22 PM
Check the avatar...

What would you do if you woke up to the sound of a monster walking into the room.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on July 4, 2009, 03:07:10 PM
I'd say "not tonight, honey, I have a headache."

What would you do if you were Papa Smurf?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on July 4, 2009, 03:24:11 PM
Use the smurfs as an army to take over the world.

What would you do if you were able to demolish buildings with one punch.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Emboldolock on July 4, 2009, 06:44:00 PM
Never leave the house.

What would you have done if planetstrike was really not very good?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on July 4, 2009, 06:49:08 PM
Ask if anyone was actually surprised.

What would you do if I Shade came back?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on July 5, 2009, 02:08:09 AM
Cool, I'd get my gimp back!

What would you do were you plagued with the Independence Day movie playing out at all of the 4th July?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on July 5, 2009, 05:45:57 AM
Watch it once, be entertained after the 3rd or 4th i would kill something...

what would you do if America had lost the war of independence and you were now part of the commonwealth?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on July 6, 2009, 05:35:52 AM
Wouldn't care much as I'm neither American nor British.

What would you do if Tom Cruise lived under your bed?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on July 7, 2009, 04:25:16 AM
Tell him not to disturb Rosanne Barr [shudder]

What would you do if paparazzi followed you everywhere due to an embarrassing moment on TV?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on July 7, 2009, 05:58:44 AM
Kill them all.

What would you do if you were also in that embarrassing moment..   naked.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on July 7, 2009, 12:15:20 PM
Apologise to you publicly for what I did to you.

What would you do if a stranger asked you for a dollar?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on July 7, 2009, 01:04:59 PM
I'd say: "U knou, u shudn't ax strenjers for kendi or moni or dey mait raip u."

What would you do if that statement didn't make any sense whatsoever?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on July 8, 2009, 01:11:19 AM
Remind you to use normal English; no one thinks you're cute with the "ZOMG LOLZ" crap.

What would you do if God talked to you in a cowboy accent?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on July 8, 2009, 01:32:59 AM
He wouldn't dare

What would you do if i told you that I AM GOD?
(New Zealand is called god's own for a reason you know...)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on July 8, 2009, 03:34:25 AM
That's funny, I always thought it was known as the "bastard stepchild of Australia". :P

What would you do if you lived a country that could not be made fun of? (when I find it, I'll let you know BTW)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on July 8, 2009, 06:37:28 AM
Wonder what weird dimension i fell into, for surely such a thing does not exist here...

What would you do if NZ declared war on the rest of the world...            ...and won?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Librarian Nikol on July 8, 2009, 06:42:31 AM
I would laugh, because that is a physical impossibility.

What would you do if your car broke down in a foreign land and you couldn't speak the language. And you have no phone.
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on July 8, 2009, 07:01:07 AM
Walk to gas station across the road and motion extravagantly with my hands until they got the message.

What would you do if i stopped changing the conversation to New Zealand on this thread?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Thalandir on July 8, 2009, 07:05:59 AM
Give you a medal  ;)

What would you do if GW further increased their prices to the point where they were beyond ridiculous?

~Thal
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Librarian Nikol on July 8, 2009, 07:08:28 AM
Cry. And then become a hard bitten criminal.

What would you do if your local GW was robbed of it's entire stock and they couldn't get more for months?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on July 8, 2009, 07:50:57 AM
Find out who robbed them, buy all the stock at black market prices and them sell them back to GW for ridiculous prices!!!     
Now thats irony...

what would you do if you won a real f-22 Raptor
(http://i406.photobucket.com/albums/pp145/SilverRanger021/f_22_raptor_4.jpg)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Librarian Nikol on July 8, 2009, 01:08:33 PM
Paint it pink and make it look all prettiful.

What would you do if a cougar, a lion, a tiger and a cheetah attacked you AT THE SAME TIME?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on July 8, 2009, 05:18:25 PM
Ah... errr... mmm... Kitty-kitty-kitty... ??? :'(

What would you do if your mother decided to start 40K and start with Nurgle Daemons?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Thalandir on July 8, 2009, 05:20:52 PM
I'd actually think that was pretty cool, however, I'd expect her to play a less evil army (if she ever had any chance of understanding the rules  :P)

What would you do if you had a younger brother who also played 40k and they beat you every time?

~Thal
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Librarian Nikol on July 8, 2009, 05:24:58 PM
Commit seppuku, making sure said brother was present to ensure he carried the images with him forever.

What would you do if you had no hands, no feet and no nose, but all the limbs?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on July 8, 2009, 06:34:16 PM
Dance!

What would you do if a hairy monkey was breathing down your back?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Flonky on July 8, 2009, 06:37:12 PM
Laugh at the silliness of it all. Then shoot it.

What would you do if a BABY WHALE suddenly appeared in front of you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on July 8, 2009, 06:49:12 PM
Try to eat it.

What would you do if I told you I could out-eat you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on July 9, 2009, 04:27:08 AM
Challenge you to an all-you-can-eat contest. And win.

What would you do if the earth was flat?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on July 9, 2009, 06:22:20 AM
What the hell is all this "if" crap buddy, of course its flat? Otherwise we would spin off into the sun.;D

What would you do if the Earth began to spin the other direction?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Librarian Nikol on July 9, 2009, 06:27:44 AM
Fall off.

What would you do if you were attacked by a killer holly bush?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on July 9, 2009, 06:30:05 AM
Use my favorite yard implement; the hedge trimmer, one-handed of course, so its like I'm using a chainsword.

What would you do if I offered one of my 7 armies for a functional chainsword? (there are of course a few stipulations...)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: 40kfomPodmaster on July 9, 2009, 06:35:45 AM
Distract you by asking about the "stipulations" whilst starting the chainsword, kill you with it and steal all 7 armies?
(lol)
What would you do if you lost all your armies and were told you could only buy one?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on July 9, 2009, 06:38:12 AM
Start up Space Marines again, as one well thought out group of them can count as so many armies (e.g. SM, CSM, BT, BA, DA, SW, etc...)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on July 9, 2009, 08:12:14 AM
what do i do?

What would you do if the above poster didn't leave a "what would you do if..." statement?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on July 9, 2009, 08:26:29 AM
FIND WHERE HE LIVE.

What would you do if you suddenly felt the impulse to drink blood, like, just NOW?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on July 9, 2009, 08:28:06 AM
Let the doctor check you for twilightitis.

What would you do if the test result was positive?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Starrakatt on July 9, 2009, 08:29:38 AM
Ah crap... Incidentally, my wife made me watch the movie... and own the books.

If the author decided to write some more of these?

   Starky
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sir Sam Vimes on July 9, 2009, 08:35:22 AM
Care even less than now. My woman can take care about caring about that sort of literary manure, not me.

What would you do if the author decided to write a story about your life?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Librarian Nikol on July 9, 2009, 09:50:19 AM
Be joyus, as people might actually realise how false Edward is as a person and how someone like him could NEVER exist.

What would you do if the Top Gear team came to your house?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on July 9, 2009, 02:14:36 PM
Remind them to flush the toilet after they use it and don't touch my toy box.

What would you do if hundreds of old people were suddenly seen dragging towards you, moaning and groaning like they do? (typical start of my work day)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on July 9, 2009, 02:46:55 PM
*see Zombie apocalypse weapon thread in the tavern*


What would you do if the collected warped minds of 40kO destroyed the "old ones"?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Emperors Hammer on July 9, 2009, 05:19:55 PM
Laugh until my sides hurt and then praised the Golden Throne that I was a blank.

What would you do if I offered you... a Klondike bar?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on July 9, 2009, 05:43:05 PM
Absolutely nothing. Klondike bars are for fat people.

What would you do if my laptop made my desktop look bad?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on July 9, 2009, 05:50:30 PM
Tell you to upgrade your desktop.

What would you do with a wireless router that wouldn't behave?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Librarian Nikol on July 9, 2009, 06:30:58 PM
I'd tell you to join the club.

What would you do if I said I loved you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on July 9, 2009, 06:53:33 PM
Be mildly concerned.

What would you do if I told you I loved Alex-Chan?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Librarian Nikol on July 9, 2009, 07:00:21 PM
Try and kill you. It's the only way, y'see.

What would you do if I asked what you would do, yet at the same time pondered the meaning of sausages?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on July 9, 2009, 09:40:06 PM
Ask what kind of sausages you were pondering about

what would you do if someone named a type of sausage after you?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on July 10, 2009, 02:04:03 AM
Demand that it use the entrials of kittens.

What would you do if my sausage also contained bunny eyes, cute ones?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on July 12, 2009, 01:57:04 PM
Relish it.

What would you do if I was back baby, and better than ever!
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Thalandir on July 12, 2009, 04:40:52 PM
Go like totally  :o

Good to see you back, Jack

What would you do if Planestrike was made of sheer AWESOME! (which it is)

~Thal
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on July 12, 2009, 04:49:51 PM
Shrug and probaly check it out

What would you do if you got the giggles?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cakes on a plane on July 12, 2009, 06:12:30 PM
get really drunk and post in this thread!!!

What would you dfo if i really did post in this thread when i was drnunk!?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cortez on July 12, 2009, 09:29:12 PM
Isn't that what you normally do???

What would you do if you were stuck in a room . . . with no way out!

(correct answer is an answer to a riddle.)
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on July 12, 2009, 10:20:55 PM
Create doors using my awesome monkey mind powers.

What would you do if I didn't feel like googling the answer to said riddle?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cortez on July 12, 2009, 10:29:46 PM
I would tell you.

Run around and aroud until your feet were SAW(sore), use the SAW to make a hole, shout until your voice was HORSE (hoarse), ride away on said HORSE.

You need to say it cos it sounds better that way.

Whata would you do if you defied the logic in that answer??
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on July 12, 2009, 10:34:50 PM
Logic, bah! That was a lame joke on par with, "why did the potato not laugh at the joke?" "It didn't have ears."

What would you do if I could have remembered a worse joke?
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Cortez on July 12, 2009, 10:38:32 PM
Try to forget it.

3 blondes walked into a bar, you think the third one would have ducked. DAMMIT! FORGET!!!

what would you do if faced with said joke??
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: Sgt. Ranger - (formerly SilverRanger) on July 13, 2009, 05:59:21 AM
Stair at you blanky so you think that i didn't get it. You then try to explain it and proceed to sound really dumb. At which point i say "I got it the first time" and leave you cut out to dry.

What would you do if Antarctica suddenly appeared in the middle of the pacific, about the same latitude as Australia but between NZ and south america
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: JackofBlades on July 13, 2009, 06:05:53 AM
Worry about the rising sea level, half the netherlands would be covered wiht water. (Not my half though, mwhahahahaha)

What would you do if faced with a beatifull woman promising the time of your life, at a cost....
Title: Re: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1
Post by: jawmonkey on July 13, 2009, 08:58:23 PM
Kill her, obviously a Daemonette.

Wha