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Offline Strychnine

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #20 on: December 5, 2003, 12:14:27 AM »
of course we do, doesnt every 40K player?
well anywho...
i'd crush DFE to death with 666 tonnes of solid ice... that oughta put out his flame...  ;D
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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #21 on: December 5, 2003, 12:19:07 AM »
I drive over Blood Pact with a fork lift.

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #22 on: December 5, 2003, 12:20:16 AM »
  Being a girl won't save you now...
  *Detonates plastic explosive attached to I.C. Kessler's coat*
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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #23 on: December 5, 2003, 12:21:32 AM »
*tosses DFE into a pit of Death Company Marines*
one word: ugly.

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #24 on: December 5, 2003, 12:25:08 AM »
*organizes the DCs into a horde which proceeds to chope Jimmy into little bits.*
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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #25 on: December 5, 2003, 12:25:53 AM »
I release a pack of starving coyotes into DFE's opium den.

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #26 on: December 5, 2003, 12:31:04 AM »
I knock her out and implant plastic bags into her chest that will release hydroplumber at the click of a button, and melt away her abdomen painfully and slowly.
*clicks*

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #27 on: December 5, 2003, 12:32:22 AM »
I do my ritual monkey dance, and as the clouds above open up while lighting cracks... a giant banana comes down and smooshes Valkor while my monkey minoins sacrifice me all the poor souls on EO....
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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #28 on: December 5, 2003, 12:37:54 AM »
I handcuff MonkeyGod by the ankle to the axle of a '75 Ford Maverick and drag him down an oystershell road until his torso seperates in half.

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #29 on: December 5, 2003, 12:59:58 AM »
I take out a scythe, put in end into the little bit of flesh between the good parts and the brown parts, and pull up suddenly cutting a good portion of her in half until the blade gets stuck against her solar plexes.

God this is fun, I wonder how many ways of killing ppl I can do.

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #30 on: December 5, 2003, 02:03:26 AM »
That would be the 'perenium'.

I string Valkor out with stakes in the desert, then cut a little tiny hole in his belly button and pull out about 5 feet of guts and connective tissue. Then I wrap his guts around his neck, and stake them out too. Then when the sun comes out, it dries out his guts and slowly strangles him as they shrink.

Ha!

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #31 on: December 5, 2003, 03:51:01 AM »
Hmm, I like you Kessler so I will go easy.

*Gets out Lunar Twin (two piece executioner, high quality) and seperates the pieces, then does some intricate swirling movements before chopping off Kesslers head, no pain at all*

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #32 on: December 5, 2003, 03:57:58 AM »
Well, Blade this is gonna hurt, but..
*Pulls out de-atomiser*
*Fires it at Blade, stripping him into virtually nothing*
Now.....
*Pulls out katana*
YOU WONT TAKE ME ALIVE
*slices blade across abdomen, comitting seppuku(sp)*


ouch..... :-X

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #33 on: December 5, 2003, 07:42:21 AM »
Well Alairien i would Piledriver you onto a concrete floor then jump up and down on youre broken neck until you pass out. Then id blow of youre hands and feet with e Remington Shotgun and kick you down a flight of stairs and do a diving elbow drop onto youre stumpy body. That should do it.... :)

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #34 on: December 5, 2003, 08:26:20 AM »
*Gets out charge gun and shoots Lost Soul's head from his body that then slumps down on the floor*

Nice and efficient.

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #35 on: December 5, 2003, 08:59:27 AM »
Hey Bladey! Revenge from the elephant!

*Chases Bladesing around the room before jumping onto him and locking in a sleeper hold*

Pass out you faggot!

*Bladesinger passes out but only momentarily*

Fair enough...

*Kicks Bladesinger in his balls and takes a drill our of... umm... seemingly from nowhere, that's it... before drilling through Bladesinger's legs and then pinning them together. Then, turning Bladesinger onto his stomach, Semetery proceeds to stomp a mudhole into the base of the spine, following it up with a sledgehammer, also produced from nowhere, being smashed repeatedly into the general kidney area, then, finally, the drill is driven through Bladey's skull, leaking brains all over the floor and a bit of blood for good measure*

*Out of breath* There... Oh s**t, now its my turn to die... Show me what you got!
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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #36 on: December 5, 2003, 09:03:58 AM »
*Gets up from the floor and heals himself in a haze of blue light*

Alright.

*Teleports an elephant into the scene and telepathically tells it to trample Sem into the ground or it wont get peanuts anymore*

*The Elephant obeys and smashes Semetary into the ground, seing as he still isn't dead, The Bladesinger unsheathes his sword and shoves it through Semtary's gut, then twists it before finally pulling it out again and slicing Sem's head off.*

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #37 on: December 5, 2003, 09:07:12 AM »
That's personality one. Now, personality two. Fredburt. Have fun!

*Fredburt, being the pyschopath that he is, blows the bloody elephant up with a missile launcher before smiling in a sadistic manner. Maybe he's hungry, no-one can ever tell.

*Anyways, he then proceeds to throw ninja stars at Bladesinger, pinning him to the wall. He prduces a chainsaw and rearranges Bladesinger's face before taking the remains of Semetery away somewhere sort of safe*
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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #38 on: December 5, 2003, 09:37:51 AM »
*After doing reconstruction surgery on Blade, gets a penitent engine, and goes and rips apart Fredburt. Taking the bits of Deadfred and Sem, then dumping them into a nuclear reacotr, then taking the reactor, and hurling it into the heart of a star*
And now I die..

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Re: Kill the above Poster game
« Reply #39 on: December 5, 2003, 09:47:18 AM »
I would put you on a bed and then smash your balls with a sledgehammer, you would die from shock and pain. However if you would survive, I would cut open your belly and tie your gut to the back of a formula 1, which would then proceed to race in the Monaco circuit.
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