Author Topic: Nurgle's Wheel of Pestilence! (Read 9225 times)

Raktra (So long, I guess) · « **Reply #20 on:** June 14, 2009, 11:33:09 AM »

Quote from: Saytael on June 13, 2009, 08:08:33 PM

For once, it actually was Lupus.

Klamron · « **Reply #21 on:** August 19, 2009, 11:50:31 AM »

you get radiation poisoning because your a comie spy

Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) · « **Reply #22 on:** August 19, 2009, 11:51:58 AM »

You get a nasty case of beaten with a sock full of change.

Klamron · « **Reply #23 on:** August 19, 2009, 11:57:13 AM »

you become afflicted with stabbed repeadedly with a long and thin piece of rusty steel

Sanctjud · « **Reply #24 on:** August 19, 2009, 06:33:27 PM »

You get infected by using said rusty steel as it is one of my 'love' tenticles.
The infection is called SOLARPUPPYPOWEREDSL URGLEINFUSEDLOVEJUI CERAPINGINTOYOURSKI NANDINTERNALORGANS virus.

Sayt · « **Reply #25 on:** August 20, 2009, 01:08:42 AM »

You, sanctjud, recorve the worst thing imaginable for one of your faith. A clean bill of health

Sanctjud · « **Reply #26 on:** August 21, 2009, 06:17:12 PM »

Your disrespect for common sense has plagued you with beslubberedInTheEye disorder.
The common sense being: with a new slate:new disease...new ways to corrupt, new virgin wholes to penetrate and fill...

Sayt · « **Reply #27 on:** August 21, 2009, 08:38:19 PM »

Yhwh-condemned, I was hoping tyo at least elict a "Nooooooo!". Ah well u.u

Have a nice Necrotising fasciitis!

Starrakatt · « **Reply #28 on:** August 22, 2009, 10:51:11 AM »

A bad case of gangrene take your right foot, left ear and both of your eyes.

Then you get tongue fungus.

Starky

dregogg · « **Reply #29 on:** August 22, 2009, 02:22:03 PM »

you get lung cancer from the asbestos in your house.

Thalandir · « **Reply #30 on:** August 22, 2009, 10:50:04 PM »

I hope you enjoy your aggressive pancreatic cancer!

~Thal

dregogg · « **Reply #31 on:** August 23, 2009, 12:45:38 AM »

enjoy a severe case of black pox.

Sayt · « **Reply #32 on:** August 23, 2009, 01:06:14 AM »

I gift you with Hayfever. Forever. Welcome to hell.

Mr. Arg · « **Reply #33 on:** September 16, 2009, 09:59:28 PM »

you were eating a burger, then a magical leprechaun appeared and gave you polio.

Guildmage Aech · « **Reply #34 on:** September 28, 2009, 06:52:40 PM »

You suffer from anal prolapse caused by a maligant ass cancer.

Starrakatt · « **Reply #35 on:** September 28, 2009, 07:21:37 PM »

Aaah, Hymirl... You happen to catch a nasty prostate cancer, doc had to remove both of your testicles in the end. That's too bad, unless you're a filthy mutant and had a third one hidden somewhere...

Starky

Tahril · « **Reply #36 on:** September 28, 2009, 07:34:09 PM »

I then take Starrakatt as a slave and proced to rape him, giving him aids and making him die a slow painful death, all the while getting tortured physically.

NecronCell2131 · « **Reply #37 on:** September 28, 2009, 08:07:09 PM »

I gift you all with an eternally spasming Sphincter ani internus good luck wearing any clothes when you can do nothing but defecate on yourself.

Starrakatt · « **Reply #38 on:** September 28, 2009, 08:32:49 PM »

Seanwilson (what kind of name is that, a decease?), you catch a bad case of Hyperemesis gravidarum. Given the very nature of that rare sickness, I question the truth of your profile.

Quote from: Tahril on September 28, 2009, 07:34:09 PM

I then take Starrakatt as a slave and proced to rape him, giving him aids and making him die a slow painful death, all the while getting tortured physically.

Then you have AIDS. Interesting.

Welcome to the both of you in the Tavern. For how long, that is yet to be seen...

Starky

jawmonkey · « **Reply #39 on:** September 29, 2009, 12:02:20 AM »

I give you the Monkey Flu with a kiss.

You begin to crap half-digested bananas until a tail pops out your back end.

ARMIES

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