Well then the real question for Two Blades as One, Samurai Ichirou becomes
Nan desu ka nihongo wa?
Trans: Do you speak Japanese?
Well...its not a perfect translation, and I'm not sure about the romanization letters, its been a while since I took Japanese. But Salami is right, do that often enough and your bound to eventually get a title. Granted if the Mod who gives you the title doesn't know its Japanese you may get a title like "Speaker of Gibberish", but if you want a title that bad I think you'd take what you can get.
Peace
~OD