the Scrub is a Scrub for several reasons which include:
when he first started out playing 40k he had little or no figures and had to mooch off of fellow players(FireberdGnome, for example..)
he was so bad that usually he had to be told this and that and basically he just stank to high heavens. i mean, stank!
and as a newbie the scrub found it hard to fit in with the other kids who were older and bigger than he was. times were hard and the scrub moved on, ever vigilant. hoping to be as good as some of his fellow players had been. he started out bit by bit slowly gaining his army. originally it was all to gain a win as underhandedly as he could. this has changed over the few years. now Scrub wins but with a more balanced force. that scrub, he should be an inspiration to us all.. he's so dreamy.. *sigh*
the Scrub is as you see him today. still a Scrub but more dignified.