Topic: Bugs!

[Addinarr]

You hear...

"I've got movement on the motion tracker!"
"Where is it?! Where is it?!"
"There! It's over there!"
*Pulse Rifle thunders*
"Did we get it?"
"Jesus Holy Christ! The tracker's crawling with them! Bugs everywhere!"
"Where the F*@ are they!"
"They're getting closer!"
*Sharp intake of breath*
"40 meters!"
"Oh god...oh god....no..."
"25 meters!"
"I don't wanna die..."
"10 meters! Damn, they're too fast! Do you see em?"
"Ave Verum Corpus...."
"There right on top of us!"
*Silence*
"I love you, Sarge!"
*Snarl*
*Screaming*
"Ahhhhh!!!!"
*Stomp, stomp, stomp*
.....ewww....

Umm...yeah. I need advice. My dorm is literally crawling with bugs. Roaches, flies, mutant centipedes [I'm not kidding, it LOOKS like a centipede, but it doesn't match any records]. I've never seen so many bugs in my life. Any ideas on how to eradicate them?

[klardom]

well, the first thing I would do is buy a flyswatter and a can of raid.

After that, i would go and complain to the, erm, dorm administrativish type guys (can't think of their official name right now).  Tell them about your mutant centepedes etc, and see if they'll call in an exterminator or something.

Another good thing thing to do would be to make sure there's nothing lying around that the bugs can feed on.  Empty ramen packeges or beer cans (quite commen in some dorm rooms I've been in), dirty socks, or just about anything the little terrors can eat.  That could help too...

Or you could try feeding them various chemicals etc and see if you can cultivate your own special tyranid army!!

[DeamonMonkey]

Or you could try feeding them various chemicals etc and see if you can cultivate your own special tyranid army!!

That is a good Idea!

[Harlequin Solitaire]

Accept them. Their not harming you, right? Right? Hey, where'd he go? And whose is this flesh stripped skeleton crawling with bugs?  

[Scars]

I'm all for turning them into a tyranid army.