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Community => Tavern Games => Topic started by: Grand Master Lomandalis on May 31, 2010, 09:57:53 PM
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I have to thank my wife for this one. It is in line with the "Corrupt a wish" but slightly different. It starts with a question which is answered in the following post. The person who answered then brings up a scenerio starting with "What would happen if..."
Ok, so the reason I am thanking my wife for this is that she actually asked me this question while watching a movie.
What would happen if Bruce Bannon was in the middle of making love to a woman and he hulked out?
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well she would have some massive tears to a certain area of her body
what if the opposite happened?
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Bruce Banner would be suffocated in bewbage.
What would happen if Chuck Norris ever got his ass kicked?
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What would happen if Chuck Norris ever got his ass kicked?
Come on?? Enough with the crazy talk.
Let's say such an impossible feat occurred, I would say the sun would cry in response.
What would happen if a terminator got someone pregnant? (They do produce bodily fluids.)
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then they would have a baby.. dun dun dun :)
what would happen if someone destroyed all biscuits in the world
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Scones would form the dominant Empire.
What would happen if the gov't banned Staffordshire Terriers in the US?
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There would be to many cats in the world
What would happen to books if everyone suddenly became dyslexic?
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I think it's clear they'd have a toga party in Norway.
What would happen if the Poke'mon battled the Triffids?
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The fire pokemon would kick triffid ass, the water pokemon would get their asses kicked and the leaf pokemon would be Triffid sympathisers. Triffids would win on victory points.
What would happen if it snowed all the time everywhere?
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well, we would be cold,
what would happen if i had better answers
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We would all be shocked
What would happen if I beca£e the emperor of mankind and made my own space marine chapter to enforce my will?
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Half your space marines would rebel against you in an epic battle, you'd manage to finally slay their leader but be left as a deaf-mute cripple in the process. But you would techncially rule the galaxy. Which is nice.
What would happen if you're in a vehicle travelling at the speed of light and you turn the headlights on?
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someone would make a bad pun about god saying let there be light, you would get out and attack them cos you hate ouns, and end up in a prisn cell with sanct on conjicul visit
what would happen if more people actually left reviews for my stories, and no i wouldnt cry, or kill myslef
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Nostalgia Critic would decide the time is ripe to insult you.
What would happen in the velociraptors, unquestioned masters of reality, returned?
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We would have to take out raptojesus, their leader, of submit to their superior will.
what would happen if 99.9% of all americans, but only americans, were wiped out by some horrible deisease?
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It still wouldn't stop the torture of two and half men reruns being shown on every T.V station so even in death the world would still hate America
What would happen if nomstuff could spell correcltyewdjkbhaeu k l fheabv.
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The Tavern Apocalypse would kick off
What would happen if Pedobear ceased to exist??
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Nothing, Pedo Bear is just an Anmie character.
What would happen if the missing link was found.
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Bigfoot hunters around the world could finally say "see I told you so!"
What would happen if a Beagle could suddenly speak English?
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We would get interesting descriptions of different smells thus improving our own lackluster smelling abilities.
What would happen if Batman fought Spiderman to the death?
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Just before the final blow one of them would realise that with great power comes great responsibility. Then they would shake hands and agree to disagree.
What would happen if mobile phones ceased to exist.
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Thousands of teenagers around the world will cry out in terror... then they will suddenly stop.
What would happen if someone actually invented an affordable and effective hydrogen fueled car?
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i would have to train as somthing else
what would happen if a new army was released
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There would be much crying about how broken it is and how GW really should bring it all back to the drawing boards right up until the next codex is released and the whining gets replaced.
What would happen if Bush never became president?
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Al Gore would have been elected instead, and moved to outlaw all gas guzzelers, standard non efficent lightbulbs and unathorized passing of gas. :(
What would happen if said 'fart rations' where in place?
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I would be executed for mass fartation
What would happen if the Boom box was still in fashion
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I would have to fix all my old ones.
What would happen if Gw lowered the price on one model drastically, but only one obnoxious model no one used?
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People would QQ, buy the model, and get on with their lives.
What would happen if vehice models were actually the same size ratio to their infantry?
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People would QQ, buy the model, and get on with their lives.
What would happen if vehice models were actually the same size ratio to their infantry?
The table industry would boom.
What would happen if infantry were the same size ratio to there vehicle?
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Painting would be an even bigger be-atch than it already is.
What would happen if World of Warcraft suddenly crashed and all the gamers were forced to find a different hobby?
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The world would be a better place ::)
What would happen if Google and China's nerd war escalated into a real war?
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Even China's massive army would not be able to stand against Google creative warriors. It unleashes the worst of the internet on China
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WHAT? No question?
What would happen if all the WoWers started playing 40k?
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40k would become a bad hobby to be part of
What would happen if GK termies were removed from 40k
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chaos players would rejoice :P
what would happen if the chaos gods were real?
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They are :o
What would happen if we all played 40k, winner takes loser's dead models?
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eventually one player would have all the models in the world and the hobbie would die :'(
what if the world was ruled by Sanct
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dont ask questions you dont wanna hear the answer to
what would happen if me and sanct had a titanic duel?
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i think you would end up in the pedovan.
What would happen if the space marine codex was deleted?
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thousands of player would cry out, and move on to a cheesier army blood angels or space wolves.
what would happen if the dark eldar wiped out the eldar in the next ed. and no new edlar codex was made. ever.
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i would be happy as one group of wingers army would have been eliminated (no offence eldar players)
what would happen if raptor jesus ate the real jesus?
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Then everyone would convert to raptor jesus, and the world would be at peace.
What wold happen if the emperor suddenly rose out of his golden throne, and said in a whiny, asthmatic voice, 'hey guys, where's the DnD room?'
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they would say, what do you think the golden throne was built for emperor? and open a secret hatch
what would happen if a tyranid ate the emperor?
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the tyranid would leave terra with a full belly ;)
what would happen if it was not Horus who betrayd the Emperor but Gilliman?
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The all the chaos space marine would acknowlege Guiliman as there spiritual liege and secrectly dress up as Ultramarines.
What would happen if the Thundercats remake is just kittens being electructed? (Apart from me getting a boner)
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well, sanct will join in with your 'specail time' and the apocalypse will copem even sooner
what will happen when the apocalypse arrives
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we would all die
what would happen if 40k was an olimpic sport?
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we would all die
what would happen if i hadnt repeated your answer
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your brain would explode on acount of having to be origional
what would happen if someone actually answered my other question properly?
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The answer would be: More people would watch the olympics, and it would be way more exciting.
What would happen if then with the 40k olympics, you had all kinds of competitions like speed paitning, converting, and such. and what would happen to gamesworkshop?
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they would record record business, and have enough spare money to actaully update the DARK ELDAR codex
what would happen if i became a tavern god and a mod
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the apocalypse would come about
what would happen if it turned out that GW was a front for a genestealer invasion bent on takeing over the world?
edit: and post ninjas were punished with death >:(
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I for one would welcome our new Nid overlords.
What would happen if cosplayers had to be good lucking or they were shot?
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Fabric stores around the world would go bankrupt, emo kids to old to be walking up to my doorstep asking for candy at Halloween would finally go away and anime wouldn't be so androgynous ( at one time it wasn't)
What would happen if Zombieland was an actual amusement park?
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Then every now and then on the rollercoster you would get to mash a zombie on the tracks
What would happen if GW had fair prices
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all players would have a heart attack/convert to Christianity screaming "there IS a god" :)
what would happen if i used less smileys in my posts? :-\
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The world would be a happier place!
What would happen if cookies ceased to exist?
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The cookie monster would starve to death.
What would happen if the whole world reverted back to bartering for goods instead of using money.
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Crime syndicates would soar in popularity
What would happen if Gary Coleman hadn't died?
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That I don't know.
What would happen if every fantasy themed game out there ripped off 40k Orks?
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GW would make a lot of money from suing people
What would happen is Barney the dreaded purple dinosaur never existed?
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that question wouldnt exist and the tavern apocalypse would arrivw sooner asd sanct wouyldnt have been preoccupied
what would happen if sanct didnt exist
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we would all be very bored and have no one to make gay jokes about
What if NOMSTUFF never existed?
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We would have one less loony.
what would happen if I didn't exist?
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we would have one less sane person(as sane as anime lovers can be ;) ) :)
what would happen if anime didnt exist
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we wouldn't have your amphetamine parrotty avy. :P
what would happen if YOU didn't exist!?? :o
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More people would question existence, only to dissapear
What would happen if chuck norris fought mephiston?
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chuck norris would win
what would happen if I didnt exist and neither did tangi or the ordo pedobearus
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It would be a better world ;).
What would happen if people stopping spamming existence questions to back up their fragile egos?
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their ego's would collapse and they would become suicidal or serial killers, not a preety fate or they will become sanct
what will happen if that happens
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Sanct assimilates the world. Likr a paedo Cthullu.
What would happen if the age of consent was just a suggestion?
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what it isn't, damn i see how it is
what would happen if the question was answered
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Then we would have an answer.
What would happen if the Tavern suddenly turned into an upmarket, respectable Bistro?
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Sadly it would be invaded by Upperclass twits! Upper Class Twit of the Year (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqObJtGrKaA#ws)
What would happen if Riddly Scott suddenly didn't have Russle Crowe or Sigourney Weave as maincharacter player in a movie?
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Sanct would be eaten by a bagel.
What would happen if Sanct showed up here and saw all our jokes about him? (and don't even say tavern apocalypse.)
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Nothing. We're on the internet.
What would happen if all the Sanct jokes stopped and we came up with something else to ask?
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then we'd be asking other questions that aren't as interesting as sanct questions.
What kind of questions would they be?
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uninteresting ones
what if the world was overrun by zombies helbent on eating cookies?
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what do you mean if *must eat cookies and worship tzenntcth
what would happen if thwy all worshipped me, a far more powerful chaos lord
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Nothing 'cause you put up signs so that the Zombies can find you. But given your spelling the signs say "tihs wey ti fndi Numsteff" and they wander off in the wrong direction.
What would happen if Elvis hadn't of died.
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more musical awesomeness.
Lol@you for making fun of nomstuff then saying 'hadn't of' .. *shakes head*
What would happen if there really were grammar nazis?
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the world would have grammer facists, and grammer soviets. and a grammer cold war
what would happen if the soviets had one that war
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If the soviets had "one" that war? I'm going to take that as won. The answer being that we would all enjoy vodka.
What would happen if Naval Piracy was a respected career choice in western countires?
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It isn't? and i was under the impression most eople liked vodka anyway.
What would happen if everyone stopped actually answering questions like Nomstuff tends to do?
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We would have a better game. Or not.
What would happen if Saint Peter fought Mohammed to the death both having the backing of God?
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Raptor Jesus would smite them all proving his superiority
What would happen if Jackie Chan and Jet Li had to duel to the death for the fate of the world the victor deciding what would happen to the world?
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They would kill each other and the chain of fate would be broken.
What would happen if a book fell from the sky to the pope's feet titled 'God is gay: Why homosexuality is OK'
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It would be ignored by those who wish too.
what would happen if the next poster had a death note?
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I'd be SOL cause i don't know any of your names / faces.
Would be convenient in tournaments though.
what would happen if a force of space marines landed on our planet as it is now?
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They would help track down all evil and purge the Pedobears.
What would happen if the Space Marines came to the Battle at Helm's Deep in LOTR?
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Everyone but Frodo would die as his Mithril armor could not be penetrated. The Marines would capture him take his Mithril armor and then enslave everyone and demand they harvest all the planets available Mithril. Upon completion of the harvesting they would order Exterminatus.
What would happen if Dethklok ruled the world with there metal?
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Slayer would become the leader of an underground resistance and eventually real music would once again rule supreme.
What would happen if in countries that espoused free speech people actually spoke the truth all the time.
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Ha ha I like that
We would have a lot of people with there feelers hurt
What would happen if the grim reaper was the front man for Slayer?
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Death Metal would take on a whole new meaning and probably wouldn't be so popular.
What would happen if you discovered there really was an afterlife where you had to make up for any wrongs you committed in your life time.
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both me and sanct would never leave
what would happen if i was a vampire who sucked on shattered dreams
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Then you wouldn't be a Vampire you would be something that sucked on shattered dreams pretending to be a Vampire.
What would happen if you couldn't buy a McDonald's in every country you visited.
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A royale with cheese would become a delicacy
What would happen if a thunderhawk landed in your backyard and said join or die?
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I would join them, rise through the ranks and become their leader
what would happen if it was discovered that 19 random people (and me) had become the Primarchs overnight and the Emperor came to earth in the form of Jesus?
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Wouldn't happen but if it did Raptor Jesus would invite Emperor Jesus to a BBQ and during supper he would give him poisoned wine along with all the primarchs once again proving his superiority.
What would happen if rain was associated with hot weather instead of cold?
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Then i wouldnt like rain as much.
What would happen if our earth is actually on the fringes of the eastern sphere, and one day a firefight between tau and imperial vessels started in space orbitting the planet?
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Mass looting and rioting prior to the Imperial Occupation force's swift "conversion" of the populace, which then causes the population of this planet to drop by about 1 billion.
What would happen if humans were reliable, loyal, trustworthy, and honest?
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I thought that was already explained in that one movie.. what was it called... The Invention of Lying
What would happen if someone from our era.. lets say.. nomstuff, got teleported into the 41st milenium?
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He would give this era a bad name
What would happen if I became ruler of britain?
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I would be extraordinarily happy that i live in USA.
What would happen if Sanct became ruler, of any nation?
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all of the 40k players would rejoice and the rest of the world would scream and run around in circles thinkig it was the apocalypse
what if the Tau won said battle and they then came to force us to join them?
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I dunno if they would force us, but i dont think the worlds rulers would be able to say no, what with the big fight we had already witnessed, and them coming peacefully.
What would happen, though, if north korea refused and started launching nuclear weapons at them?
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an orbital bombardment
what if the A Team turned out to be Chaos worshipers?
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Then the Six Million Dollar Man would reveal himself to be Cato Sicarius and destroy them.
What would happen if people on Facebook realised there is no way they have 150 real friends.
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No, they have like, 600 or so real friends.
What would happen if all social networking sites suddenly crashed?
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Everyone with no friends would rejoice
What would happen if I was a psyker?
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I would kill you with the blunt end of a double pointy-ended spear ???
What would happen if that made sense?
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what would happen if no one cared?
OHO! answer and question in one!
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what do you mean if...
what would happpen if i was a global overlord
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We would be rightfully (insert inappropriate word here)
What would happen if I killed nom and sanct?
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their families would be upset and cry :'( their victims would have a party at the funeral :D
what would happen if Christianity was a front for a genestealer cult?
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I would not be supprised
What would happen if someone in thetavern died due to over posting?
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It would be either you or Sanct or nomstuff.
What would happen if sanct dissapeared from the forums, and nomstuff took over his place?
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We would be slightly better off
What would happen if the tavern was closed?
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We'd all be sober.
What would happen if the fallout from Tau Online sends GW into a hobby site killing rampage? :o
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We wouldn't be having this conversation
What would happen if american office was cancelled?
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nothing, i don't know what your on about
what would happen if i wasn't being watched
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sanct would be somewhere else
what if GW decided to lower their prices?
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The world would end.
What would happen if i went to bed at a decent hour?
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you would be less tired, and more alert and and as a result able to avoid both me and sanct
what would happen if my website suceeded
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The internet would fail at existence
What would happen if tyranids invaded
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KFG (Kentucky Fried Gaunt) would be a roaring sucess.
What would happen if they made BBQ ripper peices?
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nom, nom , nom ermm what about gaunts
what would happen if i worshipped a chaos god not khaine
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Khaine is Khorne. :P
What would happen if they popped Khorne? ???
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you would be shot by the bad joke police
what would happen if i was a greater demon
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I would have to say the chaos gods have made a horrible mistake
What would happen if I actually get to play a game today?
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You'll lose, badly
What would happen if I took my scratch built guard army into GW?
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They would be so amazed you'd be immediately wisked away to the modeling department at GW where no one would ever see you again but later we would find bits of hair and flesh like chunks in the models ;)
What would happen if GW started a new army consisting of Marvel Superhero's?
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then heroclix would sue and i would be appalled.
What would happen if the deathstar blew up terra?
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Darth vader would say haha mega lolz, but the obi emperorwan kenobi would come back and stick his flaming sword somewhere unpleasant in vader
What would happen is the inquisition caught raoul moat?
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He'd be wired into a penant engine.
What would happen if that happened?
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that would happen
what would happen if i had something better to do?
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you wouldn't be on this website
what would happen if i was allowed in the army
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What? You aren't allowed in the army! What have you done?
What would happen if love turned out to be a drug released by the body under certain circumstances.
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You mean it isn't? That's new to me, probably we would be addicted all the time
What would happen if sanct found a way to 'rape' the taverns members?
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How do you know that it isn't your turn next. Have you noticed how some people are mysteriously disappearing from this board. Where's Black Legionnaire, Starky?
What would happen if the grain of material found by Phoenix on Mars turned out to be Egyptian sand.
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I'd be like dig up the pyramids, there must be more to them
What would happen if goblins existed?
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i would lead them to conquer the earth
would would happen if that happened
What? You aren't allowed in the army! What have you done?
nothing, tis medical reasons
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Some midget with an identity issue would rise up swinging a blue painted sword screaming something about enchanted rings, and lead an army of midgets and dwarfs to overthrow the goblin empire.
What would happen if we died of laughter at our saviours?
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they would commit mass suicide as they become emos
what would happen if global domination was an actual possibility?
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it is, you would just need some oil, determination and a large enough
ego[/u] army
what would happen if someone did conquer the earth
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world rioting, most like. no way to get around the religious conflict.
What would happen if nomstuff figured out the chat commands instead of underlining half his post? :P
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check your above post
what would happen if that wasn't my answer to most things
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Then your answer would be to check the below post.
What would happen if I ran out of witty comments?
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You'd spend all your time posting on the 40konline forums. ZING!
What would happen if the Sun went nova?
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We'd be humped.
What would happen if we had to go colonize new planets?
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wait ... we haven't yet
what would happen if i had an answer
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The usual random disbelief.
What would happen if we lived in a world similar to Fallout 3?
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the nuclear fallout would be painful
what would happen if stewie griffin was straight