Author Topic: The "be blunt to the above poster" game, part two! (Read 2838 times)

jawmonkey · « **on:** April 30, 2009, 04:11:06 PM »

Well, JamBob's out for the next few days and after noticing these two here and here I decided to give him another thread to lock; so why not bring back the thread that caused at least one noob to kill themself?

Okay, the object is to be blunt and concise to the above poster; please avoid pointless, unfounded name-calling, racial slurs, and excessive cursing, other than that...

You're all worthless. Why are you even here? I mean, I know its hard to find real friends and experience sunlight and all, but that doesn't mean you should just just hang around this forum trolling all day. No one cares what you think; "L33T" and "termies are teh hardest to kill" are not educated tactical assessments. So do me a favor: Either post something significant here (and any other thread on 40kO for that matter), or just log off and never come back. Yeah that's right, lay your brass on the table and show us some grammatical wit or get the hell out!

Starrakatt · « **Reply #1 on:** April 30, 2009, 04:15:09 PM »

HA. You spawning of useless threads was unavoidable I guess.

Starky

jawmonkey · « **Reply #2 on:** April 30, 2009, 04:36:55 PM »

Do I detect jealousy? I thought so, but it was inevitable. On the good side we have approximately 2 or 3 days and counting to misbehave before our spankings; don't worry, I'll attempt to behave enough to only get a scolding and not a banning. Although a title would be nice. $:-\$

Starrakatt · « **Reply #3 on:** April 30, 2009, 04:45:39 PM »

You are to insolent to deserve of a Title, unless it is: Starky's Slave.

Starky

jawmonkey · « **Reply #4 on:** April 30, 2009, 04:49:43 PM »

I'd settle for "forum face-humper".

Starrakatt · « **Reply #5 on:** April 30, 2009, 04:53:37 PM »

You still keep missing the mark. It should be "Hairy Forum Face-Humper".

Starky

Thalandir · « **Reply #6 on:** April 30, 2009, 05:01:02 PM »

You should both have titled saying, "Thal's be-atch"

~Thal

Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) · « **Reply #7 on:** April 30, 2009, 05:04:00 PM »

Like the "Still Sore From Jester's Punishment" one you clearly need.

jawmonkey · « **Reply #8 on:** April 30, 2009, 05:16:31 PM »

Yeah, a spanking will set me straight...

Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) · « **Reply #9 on:** April 30, 2009, 05:17:48 PM »

Actually, it would set you quite the opposite.

jawmonkey · « **Reply #10 on:** April 30, 2009, 05:26:56 PM »

Yes, I would likely soil your lap with bloody monkey feces; but enough of this, I'm getting off topic, this is the blunt thread after all...

We have important things we're trying to do here, mainly staying on topic and being brutally blunt, if you want to e-hump go somewhere else. Do you even do anything here? I mean, I wouldn't know, I rarely leave the tavern; the discussion board disgusts me and on line RPGs just seem boring. Most of the other army-specific boards bore the hell out of me as well; a person can only type "power fists are good", "IG are screwed on KPs, deal with it", "I'm not quoting you a rule, go buy the $50 dollar rulebook like everyone else you cheapskate!", and "if you want female space marines just do it, why do you even care?" so many times before you get bored.

Starrakatt · « **Reply #11 on:** April 30, 2009, 05:45:39 PM »

Staying on-topic is THE one thing you really need to work on though.

Ya English peaking hypocrite.

Starky

jawmonkey · « **Reply #12 on:** April 30, 2009, 06:27:09 PM »

Quote from: Starrakatt on April 30, 2009, 05:45:39 PM

Ya English peaking hypocrite.

I haven't peaked yet, give me some time; why don't you go take a nap or whatever French-Canadians do when they're too ripped to type legibly.

nil · « **Reply #13 on:** April 30, 2009, 06:46:35 PM »

Quote from: jawmonkey on April 30, 2009, 06:27:09 PM

I haven't peaked yet, give me some time

Two independent clauses need two sentences. Do you want people to think that you know how to write?

taupro777 · « **Reply #14 on:** April 30, 2009, 07:49:27 PM »

And grammar nazi's need to leave teh internetz.

jawmonkey · « **Reply #15 on:** May 1, 2009, 01:02:28 AM »

Amen brother! I don't know about you, but grammar Nazis should dye. ;P

Oh please ~~noob~~ nil can you ever forgive me? I'll never forget to use a semicolon again. thank God you're here, otherwise an irate English teacher might hunt be down...

Thalandir · « **Reply #16 on:** May 1, 2009, 01:23:18 AM »

You, sir, are a stinking primate that is only useful for annoying people - such as french-canadians

~Thal

jawmonkey · « **Reply #17 on:** May 1, 2009, 01:35:36 AM »

Not so, I've also been trained to vomit and deficate into public water supplies.BTW, "durf" and "dur" are not valid job skills; I suggest you broaden your job skills in your current resume
PS: Its "French-Canadians", but I call them "Northern, furry-footed hilljacks" though.

Mr.Peanut (Turtleproof) · « **Reply #18 on:** May 1, 2009, 07:09:05 AM »

Thread sucks (like a breeding ground for flaming and unfunny).

*Executes D3 Tavern Posters*

JamesBot 9000 · « **Reply #19 on:** May 3, 2009, 08:34:26 PM »

Thanks for that, Peanut. I was stuck in some ridiculous backwater *cough*Texas*cough* and the hotel wanted to charge $10/day for interwebs. beslubber that.

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Author Topic: The "be blunt to the above poster" game, part two! (Read 2838 times)