Again, sorry for the delay. Provided there are no more site crashes, things should be resuming their regular schedule now.
By the by, guys in the river can’t bail themselves out. They are far too angry. I thought this was common knowledge, but I guess I musta confuzzled some of you.
Oh, and you don’t have to go through the course as a team either, those who can run ahead probably should run ahead. It’s a race afterall, so for those able to get to the entrance of the maze at the end of this next turn, there’s no need to wait by the entrance.
Red TeamSwordy – YOU’RE HIGH
Hymirl – A mighty hand of water emerges from the river before you, swatting you back to the ground.
“FOOLISH MORTAL! YOU DARE TO CROSS ME WHEN THE RULES HAVE ALREADY BEEN…”
The river monster thinks for a minute.
“ACTUALLY, THAT IS QUITE ENRAGING. ALRIGHT, YOU CAN PASS…BUT NOT THE FARSEER.”
Ashman – “THE ACCURSED BINKS!! HE SHALL ADD NICELY TO THE POOL.”
A bridge rises out of the river for Ashman to cross.
Shade – AUTO-FAIL
Taupro – “WHAT IS THIS? A COMEDIAN? HOW ENRAGING IS THIS? I AM SURE HE PROVES JUST AS FUNNY AS HE IRRITATES SOME. NO PASSAGE FOR YOU, IDIOT MORTAL.”
Dancer – A huge, laughing mouth forms in the water, bellowing its amusement.
“SO ENRAGING YOU ENRAGED SOMEONE ELSE IN THE GAME! YOU MAY PASS, AND TAKE ONE OTHER ALONG WITH YOU!”
Monkey – “YOU DIDN’T GIVE ME ANYTHING, AND I DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE. NO RAGE, NO PASSAGE.”
Atheist – “WHINGING IS NOT RAGING.”
Green TeamFifth – The river watches Thal’s tribute on behalf of Cain with interest.
“IT IS VERY AMUSING, BUT NOT VERY ENRAAAAGGGIIING. SHOUTING LOUDLY DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANGRY.”
Azore – Is looking for some rage
“TAKE YOUR TIME.”
Khemri – AUTO-FAIL
Chaplain – “HMM. I THINK THIS WOULD HAVE PASSED ABOUT A YEAR AGO, BUT NOW NOBODY CARES. GIVE ME SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE AND YOU CAN GO.”
Tyranid Wannabe – “AGREED. THAT WAS SLIGHTLY RAGE-INDUCING. MAINLY THE VIDEO. YOU CAN PASS.”
No bridge comes up.
“BUT YOU’LL HAVE TO SWIM. AHAHAHA!!”
Thal – “ANNOYING =/= ENRAGING!! NO PASS FOR YOU!!”
This creates the interesting problm of one harpooned man being able to cross while the other must stay to make tribute. What shall they do?
Tauimir – Hurf durf.
TagniK'ZuR – “GRAAAAHHH, THE ACCURSED SCREEN! IT SHALL ADD TO MY WATERS NICELY. FLY ON, BRAVE TROOPER!”
TagniK'ZuR is lifted into the air and hurled through the sky.
Infront of everyone who has failed, a huge apparition emerges from the river before you, articles and blogs dripping out of its fetish-encrusted pores.
“NONE OF YOU GRASP WHAT IT IS THAT MUST BE OFFERED. YOU THINK YOU KNOW WHAT RAGE IS? THEN HAVE BUT
A TASTE OF MY RAGE, AND LEARN WHAT TRUE ANGER IS!!”
“NOW, TRY AGAIN!!”
‘Roll on turn 3…’
Ciat,
Seer Fox