Author Topic: The What Would You Do? Game! Mk 1 (Read 138689 times)

Sir Sam Vimes · « **Reply #20 on:** August 27, 2007, 07:53:49 AM »

I would laugh, and then I would die.

What would you do if a woodpecker built a nest in your ear?

Flonky · « **Reply #21 on:** August 27, 2007, 07:55:15 AM »

Tell is to peck off.

What would you do if I pricked you in the finger with a butchers knife?

Captain Custard · « **Reply #22 on:** August 27, 2007, 07:59:00 AM »

Prick you in the finger with my chainsaw.

What would you do if I unleased a pestilence on you all?

Noble · « **Reply #23 on:** August 27, 2007, 08:00:14 AM »

I was actually going to say the chainsaw thing.

Fart on you r face.

What would you do if I farted on your face?

Sir Sam Vimes · « **Reply #24 on:** August 27, 2007, 08:00:50 AM »

I would scream, then I would faint. And after awakening I would just think it was cool.

What would you do if I laughed at you?

Noble · « **Reply #25 on:** August 27, 2007, 08:03:41 AM »

Laugh back, and then stop. the irony.

What would you do then?

Flonky · « **Reply #26 on:** August 27, 2007, 08:16:28 AM »

I would NOT scream, then I would NOT faint. And after awakening I would NOT just think it was cool.

What would you do if I turned green right now?

Sir Sam Vimes · « **Reply #27 on:** August 27, 2007, 11:16:55 AM »

Nothing. You are already green.

What would you do if this was a question?

Flonky · « **Reply #28 on:** August 27, 2007, 11:41:06 AM »

Not much as it is a pretty obvious question, hence the '?' sign.

What would you do if my avatar came alive and shot at you with a Spnkr rocket launcher?

Sir Sam Vimes · « **Reply #29 on:** August 27, 2007, 11:48:37 AM »

I would summon Samus who would smack Chiefo's lttle green backside in a very sexy kind of way.

What would you do if my avatar came to life and used the Law upon thee?

Flonky · « **Reply #30 on:** August 27, 2007, 12:07:31 PM »

Nothing. You may summon the law upon ye, but upon what charge?

What would you do if I summoned a lawyer who prosecuted Fred West, eh?

Starrakatt · « **Reply #31 on:** August 27, 2007, 05:39:27 PM »

I would call in Juddge Dredd to take care of all that. More expeditive that way.

What would you do if you waked one morning with a tentacled face and talons at your fingers?

And what would you do if Karl Eller was roaming the board at this very moment?

Starky

Naikee · « **Reply #32 on:** August 27, 2007, 06:01:43 PM »

i would invite him to tea and biscuits, and use my amazing tentacles to have fun with him...

what would you do if you had your soul eaten by slaanesh?

Talon Undecided · « **Reply #33 on:** August 27, 2007, 10:38:31 PM »

Spend the rest of eternity chilling out with Eldrad Uthran in Slaneesh's tummy.

What would you do if you had the Staff of Ulthamar?

JamesBot 9000 · « **Reply #34 on:** August 28, 2007, 01:07:29 AM »

Try to take over the world! Or use it to cook dinner for me. Either's good.

What would you do if I locked this thread?

Toad_Raider · « **Reply #35 on:** August 28, 2007, 01:22:32 AM »

Be very, very pleased with you.

What would you do with a pet velociraptor?

JamesBot 9000 · « **Reply #36 on:** August 28, 2007, 01:45:22 AM »

Name it "Fluffy."

What would you do if you got your own TARDIS?

Talon Undecided · « **Reply #37 on:** August 28, 2007, 02:14:21 AM »

Look it up in the dictionary before deciding what to do with it.

What would you do when you find out your dictionary's outdated?

pepsi · « **Reply #38 on:** August 28, 2007, 02:40:38 AM »

get the internet so I didnt have to read a book.

What would you do if porn was abolished?

Noble · « **Reply #39 on:** August 28, 2007, 05:38:50 AM »

Laugh and find some erotica instead...

What would you do if I told you they were one and the same?

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