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Title: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Dralith on November 21, 2005, 09:25:44 AM
A chance to release all your petty rage at other members' sigs, avatars, banners, usernames even.

Slam the cosmetic, aesthetic and rhetorical choices of the above poster.

To kick it off I'll pretend there's someone above me with
"98% of teh teen population has smoked weed, if you are the 2% that hasn't..."

man that is one the Udders of Thoth statistic.
And do you really think that 'not smoking pot' is some sort of exclusive club? That make you feel different? Make you feel big inside? You think you're an 'individual'? Huh?
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: -The Reaper- on November 21, 2005, 10:08:30 AM
Dude you just give the impression that your the " its cool to drink beer man"....

God grow up change your attitude, i can just see you now collecting bottles so you can show youer friends how hardcore you are. If i ever met you i would kick you in the nuts (a la cartmen)
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Inquisitor Yoda on November 21, 2005, 02:25:04 PM
My goodness man, you can't even spell properly! amphetamine parrot has a hi in the middle, not a **
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Razyus on November 21, 2005, 02:28:49 PM
Dude you can't even photoshop poorly and although the qupte is nice I would prefer it in Mighty Pikachu's sig.
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Inquisitor Yoda on November 21, 2005, 02:33:59 PM
Dude you can't even photoshop poorly
I know I'm amazing :) But that's not a bad thing ;)


TMP's quote might look better in his sig (which I doubt) but at least I have a decent quote in mine. Not one that tries to be funny but is just lame.
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Razyus on November 21, 2005, 02:36:05 PM
Atleast mine doesn't have a banner to click. Lamer. And you can't deny B.A. B.A.-nees he is the father of bling!
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Inquisitor Yoda on November 21, 2005, 02:38:00 PM
I don't even know what B.A. is, and I couldn't care less obout it's patheticness.

And your banner doesn't even do anything if I click on it. How crap.
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Zany Reaper on November 21, 2005, 03:12:27 PM
Xiou's banner is rubbish!  It's one pixel too wide for my liking, & the water's 1 colour too dark!
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on November 21, 2005, 03:16:56 PM
your's is more than a little disturbing
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Guildmage Aech on November 21, 2005, 03:41:22 PM
Random childish threats to space marine players and a selection of piss poor poetry? Whats that supposed to acheive?
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Inquisitor Yoda on November 21, 2005, 05:17:42 PM
Whereas your avatar looks like it was drawn by a three year old.
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: esc on November 21, 2005, 08:50:44 PM
and yours looks like it was drawn by a 30 year old with the imagination of a new born baby
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Post by: Azehr on November 21, 2005, 11:10:52 PM
wha the hell does esc stand for??
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on November 21, 2005, 11:51:54 PM
"Life is not about finding your self, its about creating yourself"
My god, could you be any more of a pretentious pseudo-intellectual?
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Razyus on November 22, 2005, 11:18:16 AM
You call that the best quote ever?
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Inquisitor Yoda on November 22, 2005, 12:03:59 PM
Well it's better than the crap on in your sig. And better than your avatar, and your name, and everything about your profile even.
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Karl Eller on November 22, 2005, 03:18:54 PM
Just a friendly reminder, kiddies, that I AM watching this thread, and if it starts getting out of hand, it'll be locked. I'm tempted enough as it is to just lock it now, so don't give me any more reasons.

Now continue on without insulting my sig/avatar/name/whatever, or else I'll take it as a reason to lock...

Eller
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Inquisitor Yoda on November 22, 2005, 04:41:46 PM
Slayer of noobs? That banner is utter rubbish. Should say something like 'slayer of brain cells' instead. And as for the avatar... that's just poor, you know it's egotistical to put self portraits up now don't you? You poor sod.
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Greenstuff on November 22, 2005, 04:52:28 PM
what idiot uses a stick, maybe your compensating.



greenstuff
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Inquisitor Yoda on November 22, 2005, 04:56:30 PM
This idiot uses a stick. Anyway, better than trying to use html in my sig, IT DOESN'T WORK!!!! And you could at least diguise the link... I know exactly where it goes, and I have far more brains than you anyway :)
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: esc on November 22, 2005, 09:01:09 PM
why the hell did you use the same caracter  fro both your avatar and your banner
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Post by: War Chief Haiden on November 22, 2005, 09:05:15 PM
Why the hell dont you have a sig?
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Post by: wper34 on November 22, 2005, 09:44:10 PM
You don't even have an avatar & start complaining about other people (no) sig!? ???
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Inquisitor Yoda on November 23, 2005, 07:05:49 AM
Whereas you just have a disturbing fetish for cats and women with cat ears... IT'S JUST NOT NATURAL!!
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Razyus on November 23, 2005, 10:44:17 AM
And you talk crap in your banner.

Um, shouldn't this be about sigs not everything?
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Inquisitor Yoda on November 23, 2005, 11:04:53 AM
Um, read the first post. Damn some people round here are stupid...


Your banner smells, of er... mushrooms. Really bad smelling mushrooms... yeah!
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Razyus on November 23, 2005, 11:30:56 AM
The text under your banner smells of worse mushrooms.
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Guildmage Aech on November 23, 2005, 01:10:38 PM
Does that banner say The Wrath of Razyus, or something more sensible like The Wraith of Rasmus? Either way, it should be run down by a truck and then burn the truck to remove the taint of poo.
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Greenstuff on November 23, 2005, 01:16:55 PM
your banner looks like something from my rear end



greenstuff
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Inquisitor Yoda on November 23, 2005, 02:06:37 PM
Well you can't even capitalise your name, so shut up about other people's profiles....


And still trying to use html I see. *tsk tsk*
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Greenstuff on November 23, 2005, 02:36:59 PM
I am fully capable of capitilising my name thank you, i just choose not to.
What kind of lazy person has an avatar and sig with the same picture? think outside the box man!


greenstuff
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Tango on November 23, 2005, 06:32:03 PM
Theres like, nothing in your sig to rip on, you filthy brain eater *pulls out shot gun* *Blam* Greenstuff the zombie collapses in a pool of blood.
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Guildmage Aech on November 23, 2005, 07:01:00 PM
Actually that iSamurai banner is quite cool, shame you had to steal it from somewhere instead of making it yourself.
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Antyrael on November 23, 2005, 07:57:30 PM
What a politically correct loser.  He can't even come up with halfway decent text for his sig, just an oversimplified banner.  Who cares if you can make it yourself when any photoshop n00b could do the same in seconds.

Antyrael
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: esc on November 23, 2005, 08:38:44 PM
"Honestly, I can't believe that 98% of the teen population has smoked weed.  I demand a source before stating that I'm one of the 2% that hasn't."

you just destroyed a classic
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Full Metal Geneticist on November 23, 2005, 08:44:59 PM
esc what sort of a name is that noob? Just taken the first key on the keyboard your gaze fell on? Distinct lack of imagination.... Nil Point (In a French Accent, to show my utter disdain...)
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: esc on November 23, 2005, 08:48:47 PM
at least i didnt make myself a god. lease of all a minor god. in that account "esc" is a good name
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Antyrael on November 23, 2005, 09:12:07 PM
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at least i didnt make myself a god. lease of all a minor god. in that account "esc" is a good name

lease?  Everybody knows you should pay it all up front to avoid outrageous insurance costs.  Even renting-to-own skyrockets the price of things.  You've got a bad name AND bad financing knowledge. :D

I also question your wargaming ability, seeing as how you have 1, yes, 1 post that actually counts, and that probably came from the newbies forum.  "Hi guys, I'm esc, as in an escape for you if you respond to this personal ad.  Oh wait, you mean this site ISN'T for online dating?"

Your punctuation is horrible, and you haven't joined the Arena of Death (link in my sig),  which further detracts from your profile...somehow.

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"Honestly, I can't believe that 98% of the teen population has smoked weed.  I demand a source before stating that I'm one of the 2% that hasn't."

you just destroyed a classic

And you are extremely guliable to believe that.  You know that 47.5% of statistics are made up on the spot, don't you?

Antyrael
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Black Widow DLS on November 23, 2005, 09:54:12 PM
I think overall its pretty good, but I am lazy to read, plus I like banners. 
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on November 23, 2005, 11:29:20 PM
HAHA! Your precious anti-mod movement is dead!
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: esc on November 23, 2005, 11:56:18 PM
no were just hoping that that gun your avatars holding slips and blows your head off. ahh just imagine 40k0 without him
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Inquisitor Yoda on November 24, 2005, 05:44:28 AM
Quote from: greenstuf
What kind of lazy person has an avatar and sig with the same picture? think outside the box man!
Hi mr blind guy. Can you not see the two different pictures? fufufufu......


And esc, you don't even have a sig, that's just appalling.
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Razyus on November 24, 2005, 12:47:03 PM
Seriously esc, this is Rip on the dude's Sig.

Anyway I can't believe you changed from Inquisitor Yoda!
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Greenstuff on November 24, 2005, 03:14:26 PM
omg your sig is like...not Full metal alchemist therefore it sucks



greenstuff
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Antyrael on November 24, 2005, 03:51:43 PM
No wonder greenstuff has so few converts.  "come here it is amazing" ?  Please.  On this site, why not put something like...

"A solution to all of your tactical problems"

or

"Want 40k laughs BETTER than turn signals on a land raider?"



I'd also like to point out that if you had coded it like a link as you should have, people would actually look at it.

Antyrael
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Inquisitor Yoda on November 24, 2005, 05:13:32 PM
And yours is just boring text... booooooring text! No pics/banners. *sighs* some people.
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Guildmage Aech on November 24, 2005, 06:08:54 PM
I like it when people use the word 'orginal' as a description, just goes to show that they couldn't justify using something like 'great,' 'good,' 'not that bad' or even go as high as; 'not actually competely amphetamine parrot.'
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on November 24, 2005, 06:18:31 PM
i like it when people use a banner drawn by a 5 year old and have no text
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Inquisitor Yoda on November 24, 2005, 06:22:23 PM
I like it when people use the word 'orginal' as a description, just goes to show that they couldn't justify using something like 'great,' 'good,' 'not that bad' or even go as high as; 'not actually competely amphetamine parrakeet.'

Erm, where in my profile to I use original as a description of something?


And TheJester, you can't even use the space bar properly :P
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Guildmage Aech on November 24, 2005, 06:46:57 PM
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Click on the banner to visit Original Writings, a cool site for stories, poems, fanfiction and more.

Look familliar?
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Black Widow DLS on November 24, 2005, 06:56:00 PM
I think you need to have something under your banner or something. And I dont like Elves...

HAHA! Your precious anti-mod movement is dead!

Well its not really precious or anything... plus I wasnt against the mods, it was more of Greenstuff and a bunch of others. I was just the only one who had a link in my signature.

Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: War Chief Haiden on November 24, 2005, 07:16:51 PM
"formerly known as kyle the third"
I dont think anyone really cares...
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Black Widow DLS on November 24, 2005, 07:25:34 PM
Arent't we supposed to say stuff about people sig. instead of avatar?

Anyways in your banner I cant quite tell what it is...
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on November 24, 2005, 07:27:15 PM
your banner... i can't quite care what it is.
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: War Chief Haiden on November 24, 2005, 07:34:21 PM
Arent't we supposed to say stuff about people sig. instead of avatar?

Anyways in your banner I cant quite tell what it is...

its a warp spider and for your first question read the first post


And jester you took a cool looking pic and made it a avatar instead of a sig

Tisk,Tisk
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Greenstuff on November 24, 2005, 08:19:06 PM
pssht what idiot likes warp spiders...oh, that sort




greenstuff
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Sox'li on November 24, 2005, 10:33:05 PM
I'm a better zombie than you, you green looser, so stop advertising yourself. Or are you hoping for some necrophiliac to come on to you?
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Post by: Razyus on November 25, 2005, 03:32:31 AM
Haha.I can't believe this has failed to be pointed out. You like Guns.
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Post by: Guildmage Aech on November 25, 2005, 01:15:00 PM
Ha, you're only a three star member. N0000B!
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Post by: Greenstuff on November 25, 2005, 01:20:25 PM
HA! you have less posts t han me n00000b



greenstuff
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: War Chief Haiden on November 25, 2005, 01:52:49 PM
Haha you changed your gender once again, NOOOOB!
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Post by: Razyus on November 25, 2005, 02:28:27 PM
Hehe, you can't see the humour in gender changing. *thinks of Tubsy McOwnage and Azumi Chan*
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Post by: Inquisitor Yoda on November 26, 2005, 10:46:09 AM
Hehe, you can't see the humour in gender changing. *thinks of Tubsy McOwnage and Azumi Chan*
Tubsy McOwnage? What the heck is going on in your deranged imagination? When the heck did he change his gender?


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Click on the banner to visit Original Writings, a cool site for stories, poems, fanfiction and more.

Look familliar?
Yup, that's the name of the site, not the description. Learn to read you fool....


And Razyus, your quote is still crap.
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Jonik on November 26, 2005, 01:23:19 PM
I like the quote, but I don't see how the banner links to the site...
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Post by: Oranjemens on November 26, 2005, 03:40:45 PM
Well.  Couldn't even afford your own banner, had to nick one from GW... and then do a load of advertising! ::)
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Guildmage Aech on November 27, 2005, 09:55:02 AM
Yeah? Well you hug trees.

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Yup, that's the name of the site, not the description. Learn to read you fool....

Its a descriptive name isn't it. What kind of writings will I find? Orginal ones...apparently. You learn to read, fool.
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Inquisitor Yoda on November 27, 2005, 10:12:35 AM
Yes, but that's not my description of it, I describe it as cool. Therefore I am right and you are wrong. And your banner still sucks.
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: War Chief Haiden on November 27, 2005, 04:03:54 PM
lol Xiou you make me laugh, you may live.
And also since i actually like your whole design of ur file i cant say anything execpt... that dancing lock' arms are too big
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Razyus on November 27, 2005, 04:56:50 PM
Still with the warp spiders?

Hehe, you can't see the humour in gender changing. *thinks of Tubsy McOwnage and Azumi Chan*
Tubsy McOwnage? What the heck is going on in your deranged imagination? When the heck did he change his gender?


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Click on the banner to visit Original Writings, a cool site for stories, poems, fanfiction and more.

Look familliar?
Yup, that's the name of the site, not the description. Learn to read you fool....


And Razyus, your quote is still crap.

Fell in love with Azumi.
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Greenstuff on November 27, 2005, 05:29:46 PM
in no way is that the best quote ever, and you copied that bit from james anyway. Oh and your banner sucks donkey testes.



greenstuff
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Tango on November 27, 2005, 05:45:31 PM
You at least got rid of that poinless HTML you zombie scum.
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Greenstuff on November 27, 2005, 05:47:26 PM
your sig has a horrific green in it.



greenstuff
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: War Chief Haiden on November 27, 2005, 06:24:11 PM
Your sig makes fun of cloud in it.
*everyone glares evily*
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Greenstuff on November 27, 2005, 08:42:06 PM
why on earth do you clame to be a brother( a space marine title) when you are clearly an eldar supporter? idiot, and sephiroth kicks clouds ass so much



greenstuff
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: The Greatest King on November 27, 2005, 08:46:56 PM
The picture is ok, but I assume that's due to no talent of your own.

The link is pathetic though. Get a life.


- TGK  8)
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Greenstuff on November 27, 2005, 09:04:39 PM
get a beslubbering life you little amphetamine parrotty upstart, the greatest king? what the beslubber....



greenstuff
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: esc on November 27, 2005, 10:09:08 PM
why the hell did you pick a name that sounds like something to do with spinach
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Post by: Balthraka on November 27, 2005, 11:32:13 PM
Man, you dont even have a sig. so you cant bag others. Besides ive seen you post 3 times, and you have a 1 post count *Claps*


KCB
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Inquisitor Yoda on November 28, 2005, 03:54:56 AM
And your sig is a load of mindless stats and stuff. And the avatar is a cheap imitation of another member's far better Ninja one.
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: wper34 on November 28, 2005, 05:36:46 AM
Stop that happy dance of yours! It is as annoying as the banana version...
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Greenstuff on November 28, 2005, 06:12:07 AM
nnng want to insult...but....ear s...too...cute....




greenstuff
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Inquisitor Yoda on November 28, 2005, 11:37:51 AM
Then quit with that damn cat fetish of yours, it's disturbing...
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Guildmage Aech on November 28, 2005, 06:24:16 PM
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I describe it as cool. Therefore I am right and you are wrong.

It says orginal, its in your sig therefore its a primo mocking target. LOOSER! *points at Xiou*

Yep, that was a good one.
Title: Re: Rip on the dude's Sig.
Post by: Karl Eller on November 28, 2005, 10:15:00 PM
Alright, this thread has served it's purpose, so I'm closing it. And if you want my opinion, I probably should have locked this as soon as it came up. We already have Insult the Above Poster (http://www.40konline.com/index.php??topic=96622.new;topicseen#new) game, so this one has no purpose.

If you feel offended by this decision, then feel free to send me offencive PMs, which will be duly ignored ;) Aren't totalitarian regimes great? ;D

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Eller