Hey exodite players, are you sick of scorch marks in your back yards?
Dragons just not doing "IT" for you any more?
Sick of the high cost in nubile virgins that owning and caring for a dragon entails?
We hear at PURPLE labs have heard all your complaints and taken heed, and are now pleased to present to you an alternative to passe dragons in the form of...
The Dingus!
Useing genetic traits from Dingoes and Warlrus, we have lovingly created this abomination of nature for you by injecting our unholy cocktail of genetic material into fertilised Dugong (also known as the Manatee) eggs.
In doing so we have created a crime against nature that is easy to clean up after, cost effective, and realativly docile.
What's that? No fire-breath I hear you say? No the Dingus cannot breathe fire, however it does constantly smell like the kind of fart that would end a marriage, which is an equally offensive weapon in the right hands.
"The stat line, Oh Wise One(TM). Show us the stat line"! I hear you cry. Very well.
Dingus Ws-8 T-6
BS- N/A W-5
Str-8 I-4
ld-10 sv-2+
Movement- counts as cavalry.
Sound good? You bet!
Order yours now and you'll never look back!
Purple labs cannot be responsible for death by dingus, decapitation by dingus, dingus failing to appear when ordered, or any dingus related mishap.