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Offline purple psyker

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New from Purple Labs.....
« on: February 6, 2002, 03:47:58 AM »
Hey exodite players, are you sick of scorch marks in your back yards?

Dragons just not doing "IT" for you any more?

Sick of the high cost in nubile virgins that owning and caring for a dragon entails?

We hear at PURPLE labs have heard all your complaints and taken heed, and are now pleased to present to you an alternative to passe dragons in the form of...

The Dingus!

Useing genetic traits from Dingoes and Warlrus, we have lovingly created this abomination of nature for you by injecting our unholy cocktail of genetic material into fertilised Dugong (also known as the Manatee) eggs.
In doing so we have created a crime against nature that is easy to clean up after, cost effective, and realativly docile.

What's that? No fire-breath I hear you say? No the Dingus cannot breathe fire, however it does constantly smell like the kind of fart that would end a marriage, which is an equally offensive weapon in the right hands.

"The stat line, Oh Wise One(TM). Show us the stat line"! I hear you cry. Very well.
       
Dingus Ws-8                             T-6
           BS- N/A                        W-5
           Str-8                             I-4
           ld-10                           sv-2+
Movement- counts as cavalry.
Sound good? You bet!
Order yours now and you'll never look back!

Purple labs cannot be responsible for death by dingus, decapitation by dingus, dingus failing to appear when ordered, or any dingus related mishap.
"....The sound of one who laughs because he chooses not to cry...."

Fabricate Diem punc!

Offline purple psyker

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Re:New from Purple Labs.....
« Reply #1 on: February 6, 2002, 04:42:44 AM »
ACCKKK! I have fallen afoul of the auto censor!
thingytail=not thingy tail, alcohole, ie martini, seabreeze multiple acoholic beverages mixed in a glass, served with an umbrella etc
Unnerstan?
lets try coctail....
« Last Edit: February 6, 2002, 06:48:04 AM by purple psyker »
"....The sound of one who laughs because he chooses not to cry...."

Fabricate Diem punc!

Offline StevenSwayze

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Re:New from Purple Labs.....
« Reply #2 on: February 7, 2002, 12:44:33 AM »
Thingy tail is way better.    It makes it sound like you're breeding them or something.
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Re:New from Purple Labs.....
« Reply #3 on: February 7, 2002, 12:52:57 AM »
??

hmm... OK yeah the cheapness of a Dingus is screwed by the cost for gas masks.

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Re:New from Purple Labs.....
« Reply #4 on: February 7, 2002, 12:50:29 PM »
"And i give you this, not for 400 pts, and not 500 pts, but for a mere 300 pts..."

*sighs* Please! :-\

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Re:New from Purple Labs.....
« Reply #5 on: February 7, 2002, 06:09:27 PM »
No inv sv? no power weapon attack?
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