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Introducing the...
...what would you do? Game!
Rules:
Person answers previous post and then says for example:
What would you do if you went to work and found out you were naked?
Ok?
So...
What would you do if you woke up with a pencil in your eye?
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Call an ambulance, or if I was going to die for sure I would fetch the biggest hammer I could find and have some fun...
What would you do if you got in a car and the car locked you in?
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I would scream, then I would faint. And after awakening I would just think it was cool.
What would you do if someone locked this game?
EDITZ: Originally intended for Flonky's post, but... eh, what the heck, I would do the same if I was locked in a car.
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Go back to the War thread I spose.
What would you do if I said that my name has nothing to do with custard and that I dont like custard at all?
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Cry at the confusing and ingenious of it all.
What would you do if GW had a sale?
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I wouldn't care as I have more important stuff to spend ma money on.
What would you do if GW didn't have a sale?
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Nothing, just continue to buy my 40k elsewhere where its cheaper.
What would you do if GW had a 'BOGOF' deal?
(buy one get one free)
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Go there and buy stuff as it might be cheaper than elsewhere...
What would you do if you had two heads?
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I would scream, then I would faint. And after awakening I would just think it was cool.
This is quite delicious copy-pasta al dente indeed.
What would Jesus do?
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Jesus wouldn't have two heads. He would say "Where did that come from"
What would you do if I told you this thread is racking up a post count surprisingly quickly?
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Say:
"Yes. Indeed. Quite."
What would you do if I bought your house for £1?
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Be very very happy and then sell the house.
What would you do if you had 3 legs like Jake the Peg?*
(*im jake the peg, diddle diddle diddle dun, with me extra leg, diddle diddle diddle dun*)
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I would quite smack you. Indeed.
Yes...
What would you do if I sneeked up behind you and said boo! when you were reading this?
EDITZ: What is this madness??? Don't post this swiftly, lest I shall have to utilize my Law upon thee!"
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Call my brother.
What would you do if I killed you?
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Die.
What would you do if I came up and said suprise and blew an airhorn when you were reading this?
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I would scream, then I would faint. And after awakening I would just think it was cool.
Copy-pasta al dente. Mmyes...
What would you do if you couldn't read this:I would scream, then I would faint. And after awakening I would just think it was cool.I would scream, then I would faint. And after awakening I would just think it was cool.I would scream, then I would faint. And after awakening I would just think it was cool.I would scream, then I would faint. And after awakening I would just think it was cool.I would scream, then I would faint. And after awakening I would just think it was cool.?
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Not bother, coz i cant be.
What would you do If you Could read this; blah blah blah...?
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I would use my copy-pasta powers to write a reply but my copy-pasta powers are drained.
What would you do if Bush outlawed all beevers?
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Sing the happy beaver song.
What would you do if a giant woodlouse attacked you?
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I would eat it, of course.
What would you do if a giant woodlouse attacked you?
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I would laugh, and then I would die.
What would you do if a woodpecker built a nest in your ear?
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Tell is to peck off.
:D
What would you do if I pricked you in the finger with a butchers knife?
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Prick you in the finger with my chainsaw.
What would you do if I unleased a pestilence on you all?
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I was actually going to say the chainsaw thing.
Fart on you r face.
What would you do if I farted on your face?
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I would scream, then I would faint. And after awakening I would just think it was cool.
What would you do if I laughed at you?
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Laugh back, and then stop. the irony.
What would you do then?
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I would NOT scream, then I would NOT faint. And after awakening I would NOT just think it was cool.
What would you do if I turned green right now?
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Nothing. You are already green.
What would you do if this was a question?
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Not much as it is a pretty obvious question, hence the '?' sign.
What would you do if my avatar came alive and shot at you with a Spnkr rocket launcher?
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I would summon Samus who would smack Chiefo's lttle green backside in a very sexy kind of way.
What would you do if my avatar came to life and used the Law upon thee?
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Nothing. You may summon the law upon ye, but upon what charge?
What would you do if I summoned a lawyer who prosecuted Fred West, eh?
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I would call in Juddge Dredd to take care of all that. More expeditive that way.
What would you do if you waked one morning with a tentacled face and talons at your fingers?
And what would you do if Karl Eller was roaming the board at this very moment?
Starky
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i would invite him to tea and biscuits, and use my amazing tentacles to have fun with him...
what would you do if you had your soul eaten by slaanesh?
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Spend the rest of eternity chilling out with Eldrad Uthran in Slaneesh's tummy.
What would you do if you had the Staff of Ulthamar?
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Try to take over the world! Or use it to cook dinner for me. Either's good.
What would you do if I locked this thread?
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Be very, very pleased with you.
What would you do with a pet velociraptor?
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Name it "Fluffy."
What would you do if you got your own TARDIS?
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Look it up in the dictionary before deciding what to do with it.
What would you do when you find out your dictionary's outdated?
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get the internet so I didnt have to read a book.
What would you do if porn was abolished?
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Laugh and find some erotica instead... ;D
What would you do if I told you they were one and the same?
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Praise you for your knowledge of erotica/porn/whatever.
What would you do if your kid brother sent out all copies of erotica/porn/whatever to your girlfriend?
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Be very worried as I don't have a little (as in younger, :D) brother.
What would you do if I said I had played through Halo 3 single player already?
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i would say YOU LIE!
what would you do if i said i had the world of warcraft expansion?
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Laugh at the grinding sessions (I hate grinding, I hate grinding so god damn much)
What would you do if I said world of warcraft sucks?
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Agree with you, then use my ninja skills to hide.
What would you do when the hordes of angry WoW fans come after you?
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join then and raid Karazhan w0000
what would you do if world of warcraft hacked the world and if we wanted to use computers we would have to play world of warcraft.
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pretend computers didnt exist, then gather enough people for weekly forums....
What would you do for a klondike bar?
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Anything Jesus would do for it.
What would you do if you had your own TV show?
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Show monkeys flinging crap at people
What would you do?
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Show Hypno-Toad (from Futurama!) all day long.
What would you do if I told you I just recently began playing WoW (a couple of years to late perhaps...) and I think it only remotely amusing :-\ nothing can break the Diablo II pwnage!!!!
(WoW-players can find me teabaging corpses near Aubergine or whateva!... my name is Amrothieal and I'm a dark elf... quite mmmyes indeeed.)
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you mean night elf! i would say come to the server wildhammer and i shall take you through many dungeons on my lvl 70 character.
what would you do if i said that the alliance suck ?
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i would say AMEN BROTHER and give you a lolipop
what would you someone threw an ace of spades in your belly button
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I would go 4 of a kind and win the game of poker
What would you do if you were able to meet George W. Bush?
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I would friendly pat him on the head and say: "Well, atleast you tried..."
What would Naikee say if I told him that I can't switch realms without having to make a new character?
And my Elf is a dark elf, not a Night Elf. Pfff... he's evil, not some kind of treehugging pansy
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he would say "hey i have a credit card why dont i just make a paid transfer?"
what would you do if you saw Elvis and Ceaser making out?....with steven spielberg taping it and bill gates putting it on youtube
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I would shout "Simpsons already did it." and then I would leave very slowly.
What would you do if you realised you were making out with yo moma?
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i would blame freud for damning me with that Oedipus's complex/sydrome/condition and then
I would leave very slowly
what would you do if you found yourself stuck in a exchange select bottle of 500 mg vitamin 6 with nothing but a 1/2 burned book of the stranger for company and a jack of clubs sitting next to you trying to get you to conjure a cellphone without batteries?
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I would scream "He's got a gun!!!" and take cover.
And when everyone is on the floor I would leave very slowly. And descreetly.
What would you do if I said Lovecraft is still alive due to some freaky uber-naturous Evil God powers?
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Pray thanks to said gods and buy his next book.
What would you do if you were to wake buried alive in a quite confortable, if dark, coffin?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20qEnKIuoaI&mode=related&search= (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20qEnKIuoaI&mode=related&search=)
What would you do if you were the war "czar"
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I would bring forth my cell phone and I would call a random person who I know and hiss: "Remember me...?"
Then I would laugh maniacly.
After that I would probably die due to the lack of oxygen.
What would you do if was presumed KIA but called you a rainy evening?
EDIT: Damn you! I was so close to posting first!!!
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EDIT: Damn you! I was so close to posting first!!!
:P
Not sure, maybe prep my gun and invite you to coffe?
What would you do if I were subsequently not to shoot you nor poison you (coffe) but offer you my dog as a snack?
Starky
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Starky, I would ask you if that dog contains any traces of nuts or milk because I have low tolerance against those.
Pepsi, I would reinstate the Cossacks and put all communists in GULAGs (that's what a real czar would've done anyway)
What would you do if I told you I think the cossacks have the coolest hats and swords?
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I don't know for Pepsi but I would probably argument that there's no Cossacks anymore. (I'm so boring...)
What would you do if I said that the Dark Kin are far, far less evil that I'll ever be?
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i would tell you that Goovil is more evil than ALL!
what would you do if there was a Goovil MMORPG (in space with "lasers")?
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I would look confused, as I am...
What would you do if I was Einstein?
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I would quote you this: "Two things are infinite. The stupidity of humans and the universe. But I'm not certain about the latter." - Albert Einstein
What would you do if the sun stopped to shine right now?
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i would say in england it is night so i would not notice for a few hours and when i do eventually notice i will say "meh"
what would you do if i said i just played apocalypse?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWlsuBfin-U (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWlsuBfin-U)
I would say go for it!
What would you do if I liked coca cola?
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Declare you a hippocrate and hereticus.
What would you do if I made a counter-Goovil organization?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_hnTNlYCbw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_hnTNlYCbw)
Then I would counter strike
What would you do? Do you really want to hurt me?
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Yes. Yes, I do! You like pepsi and it's cheap coke.
What would you do if I was typing this from outside your home?
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I would laugh because I'm not at home. I'm at work.
What would you do if - when you are watching my house from the bushes - I lie down beside you and ask: "Any movements yet, sarge?"
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What would you do if I was typing this from outside your home?
when you are watching my house from the bushes
You took this too literally. Of course I'm outside of your house. I'm in England!
I wouldn't do anything as it never happened.
What would you do if you got Halo 3 for free?
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You mean right now. Before it is released? Ebay ftw ffs lol, sux0rz!!!01!!!0! ROFL
What would you do if you could buy Halo 3 on ebay for 60 pounds right now?
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Have you arrested for handling stolen goods.
:D
What would you do if you got sent to prison?
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I would be in the cool groups where only colored persons are allowed (I'm not colored though, wish I was :'() and I wouldn't be anybody's be-atch.
What would ya do if me and me homies bust outta prison n' come chasin' after ya, aight?
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Nothing, I'd like to see a whole gang of 'homies' bust through border control at UK airports.
I tried.
Pain.
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Nothing, I'd like to see a whole gang of 'homies' bust through border control at UK airports.
I tried.
Pain.
I'm not mad enough for this, thank you. Tough that here in Canada, airport security is notably lax.
What would you do if I said that I hung myself by mistake?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S14JhwAF5I (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S14JhwAF5I)
least your not that guy!
what would you do if I sang: show me themeaning, of being lonely, is this the feeling, I need to walk where you are.
Tell me why
i cant be there where you are!!
Theres something missing in my....heart!
yes you better run, I have no placee to go, surrender your heart, body and soul!
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Picks up MP5,
"Stop singing you filthy he-she!"
*Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang!*
What would you do if I had just fired blanks?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG8G9dEWupk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG8G9dEWupk)
Then I would figure this happened to you!
(If your firing blanks, (think about this for a second) dont let this happen to you)
What would you do if osama was in my closet?
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I would scream: "Darling, you're not cheating again are you?! Who tf is this beardy, naked and extremely kinky-looking man who is hiding in your closet?!"
What would you do if osama came out of the closet?
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I would start a holy jihad of FABBBBOOOOLOUS!!!
come on mr slave.
What would you do if tom cruise was still in the closet?
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Leave him there to die.
What would you do if I worked for the CIA?
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Reveal your isp to the press :P they need more cia leaks!
(and then ask you, were you the ones that shot kennedy?)
What would you do for eternal glory?
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Kill you.
What would you do about it?
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Go to hiding.
What would you do if I was Harry Potter?
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Take your glasses and crush them with my boot and then stuff the shards in your mouth and force you to chew and swallow.
What would you do if I hated Harry Potter above all else?
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I will say 'GOOD FOR YOU!' cuz i dun really fancy it either
What would you do if you get weggied by three wrestler sized bullies in a deserted alleyway?
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I would jump up and down, clap my hands and laugh in a very weird manner.
What would you do if it actually is a Good Morning over here?
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I would go 'THIS IS MADNESS!'
What would you do if a berserk driver(Ber-xerxes,lol),tries to run you down?
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I would stand in front of the charging vehicle and do my "Jimmy's Gandalf-inpersination"-inpersination.
You sh... you shall.. you sha... you shall nnnn... you shall not p-p-p-p... *run over* pass...
What would you do if I need a cup of coffee?
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Give you a cup or some other brown liquid...
What would you do if I got stabbed tonight?
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The same thing I do every night -
try to take over the world sit on 40kO.
What would you do if there was a really good movie on tonite, and your TV broke?
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watch it on the internet. (Is that just me?)
What would you do for $3.50
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Eller's sister. *zing*
What would you do if you could fly?
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give rides to the moon.
what would you do if zombies attacked?
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Sit at my computer, they'll mistake me for a zombie
What would you do if you had no nose?
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Claim you were michael jackson in a heat wave.
What would you do if my sister loved the man named above?
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Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!
Laugh at you.
What would you do if I Michael Jackson music kill brain cells?
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Put on ear muffs.
What would you do if I told you it was your turn to write something in the first Goovil international summit?
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Go there and write something! :P But beware, for "something" may lead to weird situations sometimes...
What would you do if in the middle of a mission you realised that you never wrote what your Goovil Device was?
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I'd go write something...
What would you do if I posted before you?
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Read your post, silly! :)
What would you do if I said it will be soon time to begin the second Goovil War?
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Argue that we do not know anything about the 1st Goovil war!
What would you do if I told you that I have pink hair?
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Call you "Donut"
What would you do if you were the last man on Earth?
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I would ask you what kind of color the hair on your head has then.
What would you do if this sounded perverse?
EDIT: Originally intended for Flonky's post but it could work for the mod's too... If you use some imagination...
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Call Michael Jackson and tell him theres a party going down.
What would you do if I knew Anonymous watched Red vs Blue?
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I would wonder why you're stalking me.
What would you do if you found $3.14 under the couch?
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I would be sad because 3,14 is not 3,15
What would you do if you found Bill Gates under the couch?
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Feed him to a pack of rabid Linux and Apple fanboys.
What would you do if you woke up next to Steve Jobs?
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realize I had low standards
What would you do for a "happy ending"
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Spit out 3,50$ and rent a romantic comedy.
What would you do if I chain posted in any and all of the Tavern Games threads?
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Declare:
"He! Look, it's me!"
What would you do if I was lanky?
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Feed (stuff) you up to triple your weight.
What would you do if I was a Halo player (which I am not)?
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I would laugh and shake my head. Then I would gently tap you on your head and shake my head some more.
What would you do if I was a ToeJam and Earl (the good old game, now the newer) player?
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I would hit you on the head for not playing the greatest gaming series ever.
What would you do if I was a Googlebot?
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sue you on behalf of snuggle bot
What would you do if I
>:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(
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SPAM!!!111!!!!one!!!!11111!
What'ld you do if a "g" fell on your head?
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say im a rap producer and see if this "g" makes an ass of himself..
what would you do if that happened to you?
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Start laughing.
What would you do if I was in your bin outside your home right now?
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Throw peanuts at you.
What would you do if your mother started making advances on you?
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=FXz5KMW_CL4 (http://youtube.com/watch?v=FXz5KMW_CL4)
learn from this guy!
What would you do to save beer?
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Collect unfinished bottles of course!
What would you do for a free ride?
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Pay money.
What would you do to get me arrested?
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Set you up for a not so free ride.
What would you do for money?
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Eat pie.
What would you do when Goovil takes over the world?
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Whoop with joy at being a part of Goovil.
What would you do if I asked you to read your PMs???
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Go 'whoops' and get to it.
What would you do if I was late?
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Nothing. I don't have the power to anything around here.
What would you do if I was a secret agent?
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Ask how much it'd be to have you assassinate someone.
What would you do if you knew I was gone from 40kO for the last 2 days because I was camping?
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Ask you for when you'll go again.
What would you do if posters ignored your posts?
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Ignore the one above mine.
What would you do if Sega bought Microsoft?
Ciat,
Seer Fox
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Commit suicide.
What would you do if I told you that the end of the world was yesterday?
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Tell you that the universe is nothing more than a figment of its own imagination.
What would you do if you found out the universe was going to stop imagining itself tomorrow?
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Tell you to shut up and get on with your 'it's a strange galaxy' essay.
What would you do if I was an cyber-cop?
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That you do a sloppy job of it.
What would you do if I was fencing better than you?
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Pull out a gun.
What would you do if you were in a duel and had nothing but a potato?
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Run for my life. Come back later. Better armed. Or die.
What would you do for a interview with Britney Spears?
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Collect £10 million from her lawyers first.
Not as payment.
As compensation.
What would you do if you went paintballing with no paintballs?
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Tell tommy hes dead (no I got you first!)
No special titanium armor!
What would you do if airsoft was better?
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Sell my own paintball gear and buy airsoft instead. Now, it won't happen.
What would you do instead of doing nothing?
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Something, of course.
What would you do if you had no witty response to this question?
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Don't answer, evidently.
What would you do if you weren't a human being?
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Commit suicide for being an xenos ;)...
What would you do if I was happy at eating phish food tonight?
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Congratulate you.
What would you do were you dragged in an arranged marriage?
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Fake my death, then win her over the old fashioned way.
What would you do if they made new episodes of Firefly?
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praise allah
what would you do for a new naruto movie?
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nothing, I don't like that.
What would you do if I told you I think Susanna Clark is sexy?
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Ask who she is and if she's worth trying to seduce away from you.
What would you do if you knew you had an A in a class but the teacher fethed up and only gave you a B?
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I would ruin his life by taking his job, his wife, his house and his identity.
What would you do if I told you I only have 36 hours left before I embark on an epic journey that will (moderatly) change what and who I am?
PS. Clarke is the femme who wrote Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell. DS.
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Warn the pope that you're coming for him.
What would you do if I gave you a ticket to a Michael Jackson show?
Who knows, that could also change your life!
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Damn right it would ;D
I would change Michael Jackson's life by accidently pushing him (face first) onto a hot stove and see if his nose melts.
What would you do if you suddenly ended up in one of Michael Jackson's videos?
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Kill him - to show my sister the error of her ways (please...don't ask!)
What would you do if I was bored?
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I would... ENTERTAIN YOU!!!! Di-ti-tiri-tiri-di-ti-tiri [insert circus music here]
What would you do if I was board?
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Chop you in half you PLANK!
What would you do if I ever mixed this thread up with the 'Why Would You' game?
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Report you to Rasmus. :P
What would you do if the world's most famous swordman wanted to cross sword with you?
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Pull a gun.
What would you do if you were the only one who could stop a nuclear war?
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Stop it.
What would you do if you were the only one who could start a nuclear war?
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Start it! :P
What would you do if you were the post holocaust messiah?
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Make myself a god and have 50 wives of course!
What would you do if I got stabbed in fencing tonight?
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I would pie on your corpse and tea-bag you until my knee-caps broke.
What would you do if you found Tom Cruise hiding in your closet before you go to sleep tonight?
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Tell him to come out of the closet, because we won't think any less of him (I really can't think any less of him as it is...)
What would you do if you were suddenly the most famous person on Earth?
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Find a way to get rich. Very rich. (Such a materialist...)
What would you do if you were to inherit from Bill Gates?
SGtOaOrVkIyL
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Say, "Woo!" And I believe, "HOO!" Aswell.
What would you do if you were Bill Gates only son but were NOT to inherit from him?
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Why dont you love me daddy...
Daddy talk to me....
DAddy!
I would realize, that I would be low on the evolutionary scale when it came to offspring. As I would be rich, I would have no challenges.
if I were left out I would wonder WTF not even a spare 100k dad? come on! THATS 2min INTEREST!
(gank)
What would you do if bill gates actually used his wieght room
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Sabotage his bench so I could inherit quicker.
What would you do if you were to inherit...Michael Jackson then?
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Take the white glove, Jesus juice and slick moves, then use them for my own ends.
What do you do when the FBI come a-calling to your door?
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Ask 'em where the Party Van is
What would you do if internet superheroes showed up at your house?
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Overpower and enlist them trough superior Goovil power.
What would you do if you realize that you're about to be kicked in the balls?
SGtOaOrVkIyL
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Kick myself in the balls, thus creating a paradox, allowing me to escape this reality as it is torn apart by trillions of sub-atomic black holes.
What would you do if the end was nigh, but were too overwhelmed by apathy to do anything?
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Well, the question has informed me that I will do nothing so...
What would you do if you discovered your spouse of three years informed you that before you met s/he had undergone a sex change.
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She was never good anyway. So I cheated ;D BUT ONLY THIS ONCE! Ms.right has to out there somewhere, right?
What would you do if a million cute fluffy kittens gently floated down from the heavens?
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Praise the lord for the epic win he'd blessed us with.
What would you do if a million ugly kittens floated down from the heavens?
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Get my bag of instant creatures generation and bring forth a million of ugly and hungry dogs. Beasties need to eat you know.
What would you do if I was the supreme master of 40KOnline?
SGtOaOrVkIyL
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Wipe my brow and spam (just kidding)
What would you do If today was caturday?
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Live it off as any other day. It is always Caturday anyway.
What would you do if it was Pluterday and you were rich? (Anyone ever read the book?)
(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi184.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fx187%2FStarrakatt%2Fpluterday.jpg&hash=e96fb5fc62fe59709c49feaa81f0a411d3056547)
SGtOaOrVkIyL
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Plutrday doesn't faze me. If I was rich I'd eradicate all things bird. I hates them...
HAIL KITLER!
what would you do If I became kitler and tried to kill all birds?
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Brand you as Winning Failure.
What would you do if you were given your own TARDIS?
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Wonder what the hell a TARTIS whas.
Whoat would you do if I hacked oxford and mispelled some of the words?
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Laugh as people then misspelled THOSE words and wound up spelling them the proper way on accident.
What would you do if there was no more TV?
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Not care. I spend too much time in front of this monstrosity to watch tv :'( :-[ :'( :-[
What would you do if there were no more computers?
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In that case you wouldn't get an answer, right?
What would you do if the anti-Goovil heresy was spreading?
SGtOaOrVkIyL
-
Kill it. I'd kill it with fire.
What would you do if you knew I was going to start abusing my modly powers on pro-Goovil posts?
-
There are other ways my friend, there are aways other ways...
What would you do if you were to suddenly lose all your modly powers?
SGtOaOrVkIyL
-
cry in a corner
What would you do if I asked who goovil was?
-
-Hint you at the answer: Not who but what.
Goovil is a philosophical power combining Good and Evil into one supreme and overpowering way to view one's reality.
Goovil is also a power in itself, as force of nature encompassing the multiverse and giving it's followers might and abilities far beyond the common of mortals.
A Master in Goovil thus as the potential to be a Master of the World.
As you can see, I and a few select ones here on 40KOnline are far beyond the reach of ordinary earthly powers and as such fears nothing.
-And now: What would you do if I said that you too could become an Adept of Goovil?
SGtOaOrVkIyL
-
Excommunicate you for heresy most foul.
What would you do if this question had no answer?
-
Pay people to press you in a blender until you scream something that make sense. (Oups, wrong thread. :o)
What would you do if you were caught in a shootout?
SGtOaOrVkIyL
-
Use you as a human shield.
What would you do if there was no more Goovil?
-
There will always be Goovil, if there seems to be none it's because it is hidden, which is Good.
What would you do if you were to wake in bed with an old lady, both stark naked?
SGtOaOrVkIyL
-
Wonder how long I'd be asleep.
What would you do if you couldn't think of a question to ask?
-
Think that my last question scrambled your brain enough, which is fine for me.
What would you do if got mistakenly shoved in jail with a bunch of homeless, drunkards and druggies?
SGtOaOrVkIyL
-
Call lawyer, sit quietly in corner.
What would you do if you were stranded in the wilderness, and not alone?
-
Be happy that at least there's a source of potential food nearby.
What would you do if you were a ventriloquist with no dummies?
-
I'd go spam these forums again ;D...
What would you do if I told you to search the net for FSCFilms?
-
Ask what FSCFilms were before asking the all-knowing Google.
What would you do if you got RickRoll'd?
-
Would try very hard to fail to understand the all the hidden meaning you want to convey with that unholy thing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0) you just mentioned. Then I would probably despise and ignore you too for having any connection and/or knowledge of such a desecration. Finally, I would most probably hate you for having put that in me head. :P
Now, what would you do if RickRoll'd was loop playing in your head, nonstop, for the next few years?
SGtOaOrVkIyL
-
OMG! that is crazy
After a week there wouldn't be a few years.
What would you do if Rick was related to you? (does that make sense?)
-
Set something on fire.
What would you do if you woke up on fire?
-
Live trough it. Then I'd find you.
What would you do of a triple eyed, man eater and angry dog?
SGtOaOrVkIyL
-
Set it on fire and run for my life...
What would you do if you woke up and your house was in ashes around you?
-
Definitely find you. Oh yeah.
What would you do if that dog was immune to fire?
SGtOaOrVkIyL
-
Make a fortune by selling tickets to the event!
What would you do if you could never watch South Park again?
-
Watch better animation. Japanese one.
What would you do if you were a random cast in a Final Destination sequel?
SGtOaOrVkIyL
-
What ever the script told me to do.
What would you do if you got kidnapped?
-
Laugh at my captors for kidnapping someone they could get at most $1.37 for.
What would you do if you were kidnapped by someone who wanted to be paid in lint and bits of string?
-
I would empty my pockets for them.
What would you do if you owned a transfiguration gun?
-
turn you into a puppy covered in petrol
What would you do if you were a puppy covered in petrol?
-
Light a smoke of course.
What would you do if you had too much free time?
SGtOaOrVkIyL
-
Post in this thread
What would you do if your computer exploded?
-
Collect the insurance.
What would you become if fire was to disappear from this world?
SGtOaOrVkIyL
-
More insane
What would you do if I became more insane?
-
That, my friend, isn't possible.
What would you do if I were to not take you seriously?
SGtOaOrVkIyL
-
Not really care... then go play with fire
What would you do if I didn't post on this thread again?
-
Not really care... then go play with fire
some corpses.
What would you do I were to stop advertising Goovil?
Starky
-
Play with kittens
What would you do if Goovil disappeared from the world?
-
I would point out that you seem to be repeating questions.
What would you do if everything suddenly changed?
-
Try to freeze something, then promtly kill myself with a banana
What would you do if a pineapple tried to eat you?
-
Eat back.
What would you do if the Inquisition came into being anew?
Starky
-
plan for months and ruthlessly crush it and create it anew working to my grand plan
what would you do if 40k online ceased to exist :o :'( ;D
-
Go to a different 40k forum
What would you do if a crocodile ate your leg?
-
I'd stab it with a coconut.
What would you do if I answered the wrong question?
-
Burn Starky
What would you do if I burnt Starky?
-
Start roasting smores over his corpse.
What you do if there was no more chocolate in the world?
-
Eat ground cocoa (trust me its not nice)
What would you do if your leg was stuck under a giant boulder?
-
Pile some more.
What would you do if you were to develop Pyrophobia?
SGtOaOrVkIyL
-
Probably develop split personalites, both of which would be completely insane...
What would you do if the internet crashed?
-
I would hope that it would be back up by Wednesday, when EGS (http://www.egscomics.com/newbie.html) next updates.
What would you do if you had three exams on the same day?
-
Wing them all, of course :D
What would you do if everything good was taken off TV?
-
I probably wouldn't even notice.
What would you do if everything good was on TV all at once?
-
Be on my computer... except for Chaser's I'd watch that
What would you do if birds had eyelashes?
-
Stop to listen to my inner voices and start to worry about my mental stability.
What would you if waked up in your bed with 50 years more?
SGtOaOrVkIyL
-
What if I didn't quite understand the question?
-
You'd fail at this game. Y'know, like you just did.
What would you do if I just deleted Yoda's post?
-
Post again.
What would you do if I groped your testicles?
-
Giggle, and push your hand away, but in a flirtatious manner that suggests that if you tried again, I might not stop you.
What would you do if I challenged you to a Zeppelin race around the world?
-
Find me a mad nazi scientist to build me a kickass zeppelin.
What would you do if I turned out to be your grandmother?
-
Congratulate you on having such a magnificent grandchild.
What would you do if you found yourself hanging by your heels over a vat of boiling custard?
-
Pray for the dinner to begin quickly.
What would you do if you discovered that all Tavern posters are quite mad?
SGtOaOrVkIyL
-
Nothing Different to now
What would you do if yoda was a male and still your grandmother?
-
I'd ask myself who the beslubber my grandfather what then.
What would you do if some stranger were to wrench your beer from your hand and drink it?
SGtOaOrVkIyL
-
I'd go and get some gin
what would you do if you were sentenced to death by having coins thrown at you?
-
I'd hope that they would be pennies to add to my collection.
What would you do if you woke up as someone else?
-
Hope someone else was loaded.
What would you do if GW reduced their prices?
-
Buy more manga, it'd still be cheaper.
What would you do in the event of a zombie attack?
-
Become very skilled very quickly in the art of makeup and acting and keep a low profile.
What would you do in the event of a Tyranid landing on Earth?
SGtOaOrVkIyL
-
throw rocks at them and hope they went away.
what would you do if you found out GW was going to make a movie, and they where allowing Uwe Boll to make it?
-
Start loading up me rifle.
What would you do if Uwe Boll challenged you to a boxing match?
-
also start loading up my gun ;D
what would you do, if found out your mom was in adult movies
-
Blackmail the amphetamine parrot out her (if possible), if not then carefully avoid said movies.
What would you do if your best friend tried to rape you?
-
pray that my best friend is a girl
what would you do if you could only use your keyboard to control your compy?
-
I would realize that I must still be using DOS.
What would you do if you could dis-prove any statement, and be correct when you did?
-
dis-prove the statement that i am not god :P
what would you do if you found a cupboard that could turn things into living things, like that movie indian in the cupboard
-
Make my phone into a niftly little pal like the one from the old carephone warehouse adverts.
What would you do if you suddenly had a phobia of little, plastic models of people with guns?
-
start playing nids
what would you do if you stoped liking warhammer 40k
-
Eh, too late, I haven't touched Warhammer stuff in a few years now, apart from picking it up from the floor and putting it back on the shelf that is. Yes, I know I'm still here.
What would you do if someone offered you heroin?
-
take it and try and sell if off to someone else and pocket the cash
what would you do if you got addicted to MMORPGs?
-
Carry on exactly the way I am... wow, this game is easy.
What would you do if you were DEAD... but only if you utter another word.
-
I would go play the "Kill the above poster" game (where I've already died several times).
What would you do if people stopped using question marks?
-
never bother answering statements.
what would you do if you lost all your bones and became a jelly like person?
-
Not much, I wouldn't be able to control my movement properly.
Why do you spend so much time on this website?
-
thats not a what would you do question, but i will answer anyway. cause i am at work and i'm bored :P
what would you do if you didnt have the internet?
-
Find time to paint my army!
What would you do if you were drowning is salsa?
SGtOaOrVkIyL
-
Foiled ¬¬
Drown.
What would you do if you suddenly became blind?
-
pretend to be the best super hero ever! the dare devil! then fall down the stairs.
what would you do if you where really what your avatar pic is of?
-
Kick ass.
What would you do if you were a womble?
-
wonder what the hell i am and go on a journey of self discovery
what would you do if you found a dollar?
-
Keep it with greediness!
What would you do if you were to fall in a pit filled with red ants?
SGtOaOrVkIyL
-
cry and run into a lake or something.
what would you do if you weren't so greedy?
-
Stop beating the homeless for their money.
What would you do if a disincarnated bluish and clawed hand were to appear from nowhere and grab you?
SGtOaOrVkIyL
-
punch for where ever its face might be and hope for the best.
what would you do if you lost your creativity?
-
Eat a banana.
What would you do if you lost your creativity?
-
lol go work for blizzard ;D
what would you do if you found out you never really existed?
-
Nothing, I wouldn't exist.
What would you do if a rabid mime attacked you in the street?
-
stab him and see if he makes a noice
what would you do if you became a mime?
-
Mime suicide, with a real knife...
What would you do if you had the choice between having sex with a sheep or a pig?
-
Sheep, of course. Can't you see my country flag?
What would you do if you were elected Pope?
-
i would tell people that i am the new god
what would you do if you had to live in a diffrent country?
-
I'd move to Sydney, I've always wanted to be somewhere warmer than Wellington.
What would you do if god commanded you to reclaim the holy land?
-
tell him that i don't believe in him and to kindly go away
what would you do if Sydney sank beneath the sea?
-
Nothing, I don't live there. Of course, I'd have to change my travel plans, but then I could fall back on my second choice; Edinburgh.
What would you do if you had 24 hours to live?
-
throw a cinderblock at someone then run like hell
what would you do with out this game to play?
-
Well, I could divert all of my disposable income to anime/manga as opposed to half of it.
What would you do if you found yourself trapped inside a museum?
-
i would break the door open with a brick or a display piece
what would you do with out manga?
-
Hmm... Probably cry, then go buy some anime.
What would you do if you gained the power to read people's minds?
-
find out that i was right about women and that they are all insane
what would you do if you were stranded on an island with a bottle of water and a rubber band
-
Drink the water, and use the rubber band to keep myself amused until help, or death, arrived.
What would you do if it started raining marshmallows?
-
I would make s'mores.
What would you do if you had amnesia?
-
Wonder who am I and why there's all these big robots in my room.
What would you do if you had no short-term memory?
-
Probably repeat my last question.
What would you do if it started raining marshmallows?
-
make marshmallow angels
what would you do if you only had a chair with 2 legs?
-
Sit and fall.
What would you do if the internet police were to knock at your door?
Starky
-
Not open the door.
What would you do if the Avatar of Khaine where to knock at your door?
-
pray i look enough like my beloved eldar.
what would you do if your compy exploded?
-
Collect the insurance.
What would you do if you began to repetitively lose every 40K game you're playing?
SGtOaOrVkIyL
-
nothing diffrent from now :P start trying to learn
what would you do if could only have one 40k army?
-
Pwnz0r fools with the Deathwing (I always wanted to make a Deathwing list, but never have.... no idea why)
What would you do if you could never play 40k again?
-
Shrug. Pass more time on my other hobbies?
What would you do if you got destitute of your modly (funnily, the spellcheck correction for modly is... madly) status? ;D
SGtOaOrVkIyL
-
Lead a peasant rebellion against the 40kO staff. How do you think I got the title in the first place? They're just trying to keep me down by raising me up!
What would you do if you suddenly were a mod?
-
use my powers to give my self a cool rank like awesome mckoolness
what would you do if everyone was a mod?
-
Become mad.
What would you do if you were given an idiotic title?
SGtOaOrVkIyL
-
cry and ask for a new one
what would you do if your post count got reset and you became a newb rank again
-
Cry more than you did for the title thing.
What would you do if you had 232 posts sleeping on another account that got messed up (actually happened to me :o)?
SGtOaOrVkIyL
-
wonder when the hell i had time to post so many posts :P
what would you do if the mods weren't very helpfull?
-
Continue as is. No difference really. ;D
What would you do if you just discovered that you had 1175 post count in the Games Tavern? (The horror!)
SGtOaOrVkIyL
-
cry cause i dont ever go in there
what would you do if you were only allowed to make one post per day
-
I won't answer that, no, no, I won't.
What would you do if you became dyslexic?
SGtOaOrVkIyL
-
Continue by budding career as a cut-up poet, with the added benefit of it being absolute gibberish to me.
What if you woke up tomorrow, and instead of your beloved internets, you perceived only a screaming white noise wasteland of ones and zeros?
-
Swear.
What would you do if you were walking out there (for no particular reason, really) and both of your balls suddenly rotted and felled off?
Starky
-
wonder why baseballs rotted like that and thank every god in the book it wasnt my manly balls the fell off.
what would you do if gamesworkshop desided to double the price of models?
-
Turn to independent stockists, probably.
What would you do if you found a mushroom growing in your ear?
-
Hope it was magic.
What would you do if the mushroom you just consumed was magic, it's effects forcing you to strip to dungarees, bounce around on couches, screaming that you are becoming "super", all the while in front of your future fiancee's parents?
-
laugh and hope this will finally get me out of this stupid engagement
what would you do if your laptop became a headtop?
-
Grow longer arms.
What would you do if Jimmy banned you from the Tavern?
Starky
-
Shout 'MODSPIRACY' through the electronic ethernet, each vocal vibration creating sympathetic tremors through the intertubes, at last reaching Jimmy's grossly overweight form and blowing him to whale meat.
What would you now do with this pile of not-fit-for-human-consumption gunge?
-
consume it in deffiance
what would you do if cousin got ahold of your army and repainted it Barbie pink?
-
Eradicate the threat.
What would you do if your dog growed a new pair of eyes?
Starky
-
take it on tv and make money off of it.
what would you do if you grew an extra pair of eyes
-
Start believing in Chaos.
What would you do if that was my last post for the evening?
SGtOaOrVkIyL
-
wait for the next person to continue the game
what would you do if every time you pressed a button on your keyboard it made a beeping noise?
-
Become annoyed. Very annoyed.
What would you do did your bed became alive and tried to eat you?
Starky
-
Stop taking my 'aspirin' blotters.
What would you do if once you staple and staple once you staple it becomes something more its pieces of a grander grander thing of grander it's pieces of grander thing staple staple staple staple staple crabbattle impulse101 bigdaddy e=mc2trooper i won the game is this helpful
-
grow confused at the rambling and slowly inch away
what would you do if ever time you tried to click something, the button you wanted to click ran away from your mouse.
-
I would laugh, because I've written programs like that.
What would you do if reality seemed less real than your dreams?
-
laugh cause its becoming more and more like that every day
what would you do if your fingers became snakes?
-
I'd take a trip on a plane. :P
laugh cause its becoming more and more like that every day
You, too, eh?
What would you do if you forgot--- Wait... what were we talking about, now?
-
i would... umm... hmmm...
what would you do if you started forgetting what you were doing?
-
Well, I'd... err, huh? Whadizzit? errrrru... rrr arhherr... heeuuuurrrmmm...[slurp-sluuuurp]...
Wht...? err er r
-
DRR...DRR...DRR
What would you do if you saw a cliffside with thousands of human-shaped holes in it?
-
I would take a picture; you don't see that sort of thing every day!
What would you do if you got to be an extra on your favorite tv show?
-
Die an epic, manly death. GURREN LAGANN! SPIN ON!
;-; ?
-
;D
what would you do if stuck in a pause in the game
-
Play a new game.
What would you do if you were captured by Aperture Science labs?
-
hope they test something on me that gives me super powers
what would you do if you had a super power and it was to change colors at will?
-
Don't bother with the house painting and use white everywhere.
What would you do if your internet connection was beslubbered up and you were unable to connect most of the time? >:(
Starky
-
throw my modem at the wall and start yelling (its doing that alot lately and i'm starting to get pissed off)
what would you do if you couldnt think of what to write next?
-
I would..... er.....
What would you do if you thought of the perfect question?
-
Realise that I am indeed the perfect being.
What would you do were you to be executed for high treason?
Starky
-
start my own nation and hope that i would be rescued
what would you do if you could only drink beer and nothing else?
-
Get fat quick. Real quick. Need more money too. Grave robbing is a good way to make cash if you do not care for dirty work. OTOH, that's a quick way to make it fast into jail. There I may guess that if you want your beer ration you'll have to do/become something or someone dirty indeed. Another fast way to get killed too. Stealing and committing crimes to get beer are sins too. Especially if you need to retort to violence to get by. That's a real quick way to get in Hell. Demons are particularly nasty. You'll probably become a Beer Demon in the end.
So that's it.
What would you do to escape Beer Demonhood?
Starky
-
Nothing, Beer Demonhood sounds quite entertaining.
What would you do if a Beer Demon demanded your soul?
-
Get back real fast to whiskey!
What would you do if beer suddenly became free?
Starky
-
I would take one down, and pass it around.
What would you do if you got a song stuck in your head?
-
sing it at the top of my lungs till it got stuck in other peoples heads.
what would you do if some maniac was running around singing an annoying song and it got stuck in your head?
-
sing it at the top of my lungs till it got stuck in
even more
other peoples heads.
What would you do to stop this raveing madness with shouting people?
-
...There's a lot a shotgun can do....
What would you do if there was a madman with a gun shooting people at the bus stop?
-
...Help him.
What would you do if you were shouted at and bullied by a three meter, multi tentacled Ghoul screaming at the top of it's lungs: "Dinnertime! Dinnertime!!!"
Starky
-
Ignore him (and then likely get eaten)! That's what you're supposed to do against bullies, right?
What would you do if you were trapped in a Holodeck?
-
I'd start coding me a be-atchin' virtual universe.
What would you do if you were trapped in a malfunctioning Holodeck?
-
I would likely have the misfortune of wearing a red (or in ST:TNG's case, yellow) uniform, and I'd be the first to die to show how serious the situation was.
What would you do if I took this idea and used it in another thread?
-
I'd call you unoriginal.
What you do if yet another game appeared in this board?
-
I'd think that there would be too many games.
What would you do if I slapped you silly?
-
Not be much worse that I am usually.
What would you do if Canada's continental plate was to break from the North American one and sink under sea level?
Starky
-
swear
what would you do if the island you are stood on sank
-
Swear.
What would you do were a volcano open under Paris?
Starky
-
point and laugh as she dumbly fell in and then listen as the world rejoices at the news that she died.
what would you do if your hand was cut off and then began to attack you BUT you still felt pain from it?
-
point and laugh as she dumbly fell in and then listen as the world rejoices at the news that she died.
... Ahem. The city, not the woman.
what would you do if your hand was cut off and then began to attack you BUT you still felt pain from it?
1. Feel like our friend Ash.
2. Buy a chainsaw.
Groovy!
What would you do if you were to wake up with bloodied axe in your hands?
Starky
-
Throw it outta window and wish I wouldn't meet the person to which the axe has been used.
What would you do if you'd find out your neighbour has actually been missing for the last four years, but you still see him every morning in his yard...?
-
Stop wondering where the axe come from.
What would you subsequently got sick and realised that you indeed swallowed at least a liter from that earlier blood?
Starky
-
go to the fridge for another litre
what would you do if you had no blood
-
Be something else for sure.
What would you do if you were missing for the last 4 years and didn't realise it?
Starky
-
Start catching up on all my webcomics!
What would you do if you went 4 years back in time?
-
:o Start investing in lottery and stock market. Get rich. Bribe Raine. Become your direct superior.
What would you do if the government discovered you're 4 years late for your imposition report?
Starky
-
Have a nice chat with Mr. G Brown.
What would you do if I told you there was a...
NEW AILARIAN FORUM!
;D
-
Ahem. Probably go take a look?
I praise you for advertising.
Rasmus will kill you.
Starky
::)
Oh, and what would you do if little green men were erecting statues in your honor?
-
I would strut around their planet as a god (if it's good enough for Goa'uld, it's good enough for me)!
What would you do if Green Army Men were doing the same?
-
Save cash. Faith ask for no money.
What would you do were you worshipping Evil?
Starky
-
my normal day to day activities
what would you do if evil was banned
-
That will sadly not happens as Modness=Evil.
What would you do were you given powerz over the Ordo Moderatus?
Starky
-
Nothing, I'm already a moderator on a different site.
What would you do if I told you to forget that 'advertising' above as the site doesn't exist officially yet?
-
I would laugh at you for having fake Mod powers.
What would you do if you were condemend to Heck? (Not Hell, Heck)
-
I would likely look around and say, quite frankly, "What the Heck?"
What would you do if I asked a confusing question?
-
Sort it out then slap you senseless. Who's confused now?
What would you do if waked up on a boat and discovered yourself wearing heavy and very tight concrete shoes?
Starky
-
Phone 118 118 for laughs...then 999.
What would you do if I said reply to the message on the subject of house photos? Whoever I mean you know who you are!
-
try to make sense of what you just said... maybe i am just to tired to understand it.
what would you do if someone ran up to you, punched you full in the face, yelled "wheres my damn money... oh sorry, wrong person." then ran way.
-
Follow him. Find where he lives. Hire some DE on vacation. Or Yoda and Swiper (they would do) -Make them: Destroy his life. Torture to death all of his family. And friends. And dog too. And make them rape the dog. Just for fun. Then break his mind if not done already. Then meet the sucker. Thank him for the fun time.
What would you do if that happened to you?
Starky
-
go on a revenge rampage, those are always fun
what would you do if somebody followed you around flicking pennies at the back of your head, but every time you turned around they weren't there. and nobody else sees this person either?
-
I did it. Well, my character did in a Cyberpunk RPG game. Except that wasn't pennies but peanuts (yeah, like the Mod.). And that I got spotted. Bloodily beaten. Didn't get the GM's warning, so I came back for more. Got shot in the head. Made a new character. He suxxed anyway. :P
What would you do if you were ascending to godhood?
Starky
-
wait till after i fully ascended then go on a power hungry rampage, idk, prolly kill a few million people. then just wonder off in search of something else do occupy my existence.
what would you do if you where to ascend to demonhood?
-
Heh-heh-heh... Too late mate, t'was done a looong time ago. Oh yeah.
What would you do if waked up as a mouse in a laboratory cage and that a cat was toying with the latch?
Starky
-
Well, I'd be the fearless genetic mouse like on the news and show no fear. I would then run away very fast past the cat.
What would you do if i was the big bad wolf and blew down your house?
-
You'd need to have a hell of a breath since your live on that tiny and foggy island somewhere near Europa...
What would you do were the Halo games retired from market due to some legal irregularities?
Starky
-
thank the gods.
what would you do if you kept forgeting to put the trash out everyday?
-
Get charged by the government. Pay as you throw will be the truth it seems soon...
What would you do if I was a hidden rich man?
-
try and find you and ask for some cash
what would you do if i posted this and forgot to ask a question?
(stupid tab button ;D )
-
I would hit "edit"
What would you do if you woke up to find yourself in a zoo?
-
I am already in a zoo. Just check the precedent posts (the entire Tavern in fact) to realise that it is indeed a menagerie.
What would you do if the Emperor of Catkind decided to step on you and crush your unworthiness out of this world?
Starky
-
I would trick him with a ball of yarn!
What would you do if you were a ball of yarn?
-
Tease Benandorf to madness. Not that I believe he can be much worse, thank you.
What would you do if you were a Jimmy?
Starky
-
look at myself and try to figure out what a jimmy is.
what would you do if i had to run and couldnt figure out a question to ask?
-
I'd point and laugh.
What would you do to avoid being laughed at for not having a good question?
-
I would think up a good question, and quickly!
What would you do if you were starting a new job tomorrow and weren't getting enough sleep?
-
shrug, that happens to me everytime i start a new job :D
what would you do if you left your models in the car and they all melted, well the plastic ones anyway?
-
Cry over them for sure.
What would you do if your dog decided to toy with your Revenant?
Starky
-
get ready to figure out if dog tastes good.
what would you do if you your titan came alive and tried to poke your eye out?
-
Tell mommy, what do you think?
What would you do if you realised that while in the Tavern, every word you type, every post you do, every line you read actually participate in making me more powerfull?
Starrakatt, Overlord of Goodness
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Type moar!
Making Goovil stronger can only be a good thing (I'm sure that Overlord of Gooness was only a typo... wasn't it?)
What would you do if I was wrong?
-
Reply that while the the Lord of Evil and the Crow were coltishing (Hey, new word!) around, making studies, I was taking control of the Organization, molding it's Goovilness closer to my original tendencies of Goodness, so now local Goovil is now slightly more Good than Evil.
What would you do if I said that I took over the part of the Grammarnazi's work while you were away? And know what? It's a be-atch of a shore...
Starky
-
Take it back I suppose. And demand my rightful place as (equal) head of Goovil. From there I am sure I can set things to rights. Speaking of being a (the!) Grammarnazi, I assume you typed something incorrectly (be-atch of a share? Rather than be-atch of a shore? Or something else entirely?)
What would you do to clarify the matter?
-
Reply that it was a typo and the original and correct writing should have been the word: 'Chore'. I praise you for having a Good reaction time.
What would you do for the chance to get anew your greedy hands over your old position? (I really begin to tire, being all alone to pull all the weight of the Organization over me back y'know, however mighty it is ;D).
Starky
-
poison people
-
Rulebreak!
And so am I: You own iconoclastic way of fumbling with poisons let you die from a massive overload of toxins before you had any chance to use that on undeserving people. :P
What would you do were you to poison yourself by mistake?
Starky
-
I would never do that, because I took a level in the 'Assassin' prestige class, giving me the 'Poison Use' special ability (see DMG3.5, p.181)!
...however, if I did poison myself, then I'd likely die.
What would you do to get out of an awkward situation with an extremely attractive woman (or man, if you'd rather)?
-
Depends of what kind of awkward situation, but I can always mention the easy way: Dying of shame. :)
What would you do if your toothbrush had a tendency to bite you if overused?
Starky
-
I would likely get a new toothbrush from my dentist (or just use the brush less...).
What would you do if you had bad dreams?
-
Turn to caffeine to keep myself awake. Oh sweet, heavenly chemical....
What would you do if there was no more caffeine in the world?
-
I would drink decaf tea.
What would you do if you realized you had a paper to write for last Friday that you forgot to do?
-
Bribe the addressee.
What would you do if you found maggots in your shoes?
Starky
-
I think I would soon find my lunch joining the maggots in my shoes....
What would you do if you had to make a 2000pt WHFB army by next June?
-
Depends of your income. You said that you'd just begun to work, so begin to enrich GW!
What would you do if you were yo busy/lazy to paint your models?
Starky
-
I would likely be in the same spot that I'm in already. I do what I can force myself to do/what I have time to do and the rest goes unfinished for long periods of time.
What would you do if you had a discount at GW (or your local RT)?
-
It better be more than 10% 'cause that's what I already get in the local independent retailer. ;)
What would you do if you had won your last six 40K game in a row? :o
Starky
-
I would promptly lose my seventh.
...and then not win again for another two months....
What would you do if you could turn into somebody famous?
-
Do it! Do it! Turn into Elvis, saying I came back, grab some of these royalties that still rain upon his copyrights and get rich. Oh yeah... ;D
What would you do were you to become immune to alcohol? Totally immune.
Starky
-
Stop drinking and take drugs instead.
What would you do if I was a multi-billionaire?
-
try and cadge a 20
wgat would you do if i did
-
Become very to you of course.
What would you do if the moderating machine was to crash down?
Starky
-
cry
what would you do if you became a mod
-
Cry.
What would you do if YOU became a Mod?
Starky
-
cackle
what would you do if eldar gott nerfed
-
Again, too late for that.
What would YOU do if IG were nerfed.
Starky
-
Laugh.
What would you do if the Necrons got buffed on DoW DC?
-
Not care.
What would you do if I Tangoed you?
Ciat,
Seer Fox
-
Give you a high five. Thats an excellent idea for a video for the new BlueNinjaFilms!
What would you do if I regularly high fived so much my hand went bright red?
-
paint it blue stealthily
what would you do if I did.
-
Swipe that freshly painted hand on your face.
What would you do if you were to fall in the next stair?
Starky
-
So you do tell the future...apart from a severe dead leg as a consequence!
What would you do if I whooped your ass at DC?
-
Have a rematch.
What would you do if I were to do it?
Starky
-
Cry - as the odds of that are minimal. Puny eldar no like pulse rifles hehehe.
What would you do if I fall asleep mid game? (I won't)
-
Kick you awake.
What would you do if it was my last post for next three hours?
Starky
-
load my rifle for it would be the end times.
What would you do if I left the board.
-
Celebrate, for I would no longer have to suffer through your assault on the English language.
What would you do if I left the board?
-
Laugh at you for being immature.
What would you do were you offered to Swiper as a sacrifice?
Starky
-
Run away very quickly and get help...
What would you do if I was a policeman?
-
Confuse you with a Police man stripper.
What would you do if someone asked you to strip?
-
Depends which girl asked.
What would you do if I asked you to change the subject?
-
Laugh, and then comply.
What would you do if this did not compute?
-
This indeed does not compute with my computer protocols.
Errr...
I needz maintenenze!
What would you do if I was a robot?
-
Wouldn't be surprised. At all.
What would you do if you suddenly couldn't laugh at me anymore?
Starky
-
I wasn't laughing - I was yawning. It got quite boring you know ;)...
Why would you not laugh?
-
You don't want to know. It's kind of disgusting.
What would you do if you confused this thread with the WHY would you thread?
-
Say crap.
Crap
I did make this thread after all...
What would you do if I ever locked this thread? (I won't)
-
Say crap. Then I would probably create a spinoff of the Kill the above poster thread, which would become the Suicide thread, and kill myself in it over and over out of depression.
What would you do if I created a Suicide Thread?
-
Not use it. You have to think hard before making a forum game. Suicide can be sadistic, psycotic and dangerous to those amoung us whos mental state is below (or way above) 100%.
What would you do if my mental state was 10%?
-
Refer to you as "mentaly hilarious"
What would you do if i refered to you in such a way?
-
About Fonky? Just laugh.
What would you do were you to becaume Fonky's nemesis?
Starky
-
You assume I'm not already.
What would you do if I called you Sarky, not Starky. (reffering to Fonky instead of Flonky)
-
Just shrug. That's an inside joke.
Also, my names and Titles are many: Starrakatt, the Left Hand of Khaine, the Sniggering Jester, Christmas Enforcer, of the Holy Shotgun, Starky, Sarky, Overlord of Goodness, Necromanseer, Demiurg of Goovil, Koordinator Total, Jimmy's Most Interesting Nemesis He Ever Had and some more that I forget.
What would you do were you to face them all at the same time?
Starky
-
Laugh.
What would you do if I told you all my titles - including my real life honorific?
-
...euh, get bored?
What would you do were you to be used as a decoy for an enraged dog?
Starky
-
Have it destroyed under the Dangerous Dogs Act 1991.
What would you do if I was bored?
-
Run before I became your entertainment.
What would you do if you caught me?
-
Beat you to humiliation at DoW using Tau.
What would you do if you were to get crushed by a blazing, speeding bulldozer driven by an insane illiterate?
Starky
-
After that? Probably not much.
What would you do if I managed to survive past the seven minute mark in DoW against you?
-
You wouldn't.
What would you do if I constantly beat you at DoW?
-
I don't know yet, but we can play to find out. ;D
What would you do if I beat you at DoW using only Cultists? No better yet, Grots.
-
Hang myself.
What would you do were we to find a fourth Taverner to play at DoW?
Starky
-
Do a 4 player FFA deathmatch!
What would you do if I explained why latin plays can be so fun sometimes?
-
Pretend I was listening.
What would you do if I acted out a latin play all on my own?
-
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaH aHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaH aHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaH aHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!
What would you do if you were to lose your voice in the middle of the play?
Starky
-
Revert to sign language.
What would you do if I posted only in sign language? (If that were indeed possible.)
-
Reply in the same way (if it was indeed possible: I dare you!).
What would you do if your screen began to bleed?
Starky
-
The same thing I always do when my screen bleeds. :P
What would you do if your ceiling began to bleed?
-
Say that there is a chainsaw massacre is occuring in the floor above my head.
What would you do if I was Eminem?
-
Rejoice in my validation for carrying earplugs wherever I go.
What would you do if I were you?
-
I would wonder who I was....
What would you do if this was an illusion?
-
Find the poor sod responsible for it and strangle him.
What would you do were you to get lost in sinking Titanic?
Starky
-
Get on a life boat...or try to anyway.
What would you do if...?
-
...you were to jump a cliff with your snowboard? Shoot you in the leg. That should stop you. :P
What would you do if this was to be my last post today?
Starky
-
Nothing as...it probably is.
What would you do if I told you my first DoW Battle was in The Ailarian tomorrow?
-
500 pushups.
What would you do if I ran around you in circles all day?
-
I'd probably get dizzy too.
What would you do if I told you most arguments in life start off as simple misunderstandings?
-
Reply with something along the lines of "Why thank you Captain Obvious."
What would you do if I released a comic book about Captain Obvious.
-
Tell you that you obviously do not know why people use "?".
What would you do if I was famous?
-
Tell you that you obviously do not know why people use "?".
Nice catch.
I would make money off of photos I took of us last night...
What would you do if I were not famous?
-
I would continue as normal, for, as far as I am concerned, you are not famous.
What would you do if no one posted in this thread for about 5 days?
-
get it locked.
what would you do if I did?
-
I'd laugh and throw away the keys.
What would you do if I was a Hitman?
-
Not worry, you'll probaby kill yourself by accident.
What would you do if you were broke?
-
Get a loan. lol ;D
What would you do if you were on the Lost island?
-
Find or make a map. Not too scary if you ain't lost anymore...
What would you do if the Cloverfield monster were real?
-
Run in circles screaming. Then survive.
What would you do if you were the last person on earth?
-
I'd make a clone.
What would you do if I ever became prime minister (UK)?
-
Nothing really, i couldn't care less being here in Canada.
What would you do if you were George Bush (jr.)?
-
Try to rectify my mistakes - as in turn back time and kill myself as a baby.
Bet you the FBI will arrest me now. ;)
What would you do if I WAS George W Bush?
-
I'd say, 'Wow, the President of the United States plays Warhammer. Take that general public!
What would you do if I was the only Space Marine (now, not 38,000 years from now)
-
Follow the news for you would be a famous subject of experimentation for sure.
What would you do were you be asked for lunch by a Carnifex (or Ezeykle, that's the same in the long run)?
Starky
-
I'd ask what was for lunch.
What would you do if the following happened:
Friend gives you girls number.
Friend gives wrong number - a number of a biosexual man.
Bisexual man takes a liking to straight man.
Bisexual man makes a move on straight man.
Straight man ain't happy.
Personally I would have the bisexual man arrested.
-
I would get rid of the bisexual man in a kind yet firm way. I would then kick the amphetamine parrot out of my friend, who probably gave me the number he intended. Bastard.
What would you do if I were the one to give you said number?
-
I would do what I did in real life.
What would you do if I was homophoebic?
-
I'd say, 'Wow, the President of the United States plays Warhammer. Take that general public!
Best answer ever!
To the actual question...
Not care.
What would you do if I was the Emperor?
-
I'd kick you where even the Emperor's light don't shine.
Why would you want to be powerful?
-
because i get o sit forever on a golden touilet.
Why wouldn't you want to be powerful?
-
Please obey the rules of the game, "The What Would You Do? Game!"
;D
What would you do if I locked this thread for a minute?
-
Be happy because i'd get a second toi breathe in between posts.
What would you do if i cried?
-
I'd cackle.
What would you do if I said bye?
-
I'd say bye back and toss you out the door.
What would you do if I tossed you out the door?
-
Break your nose.
What would you do if I did that?
-
Sue.
;D
What would you do if I was flirting with your woman?
-
Trust me. Just don't do it. You really don't want to see me go there.
What would you do if I told you I were seven feet tall?
-
Be skeptical and, upon meeting you in person, likely feel short.
What would you do to become seven feet tall?
-
Become a Space Marine
But since i've already talked about that, what would you do if everyone spoke English?
-
I would be very sad, since it would likely mean the death of every other language. Talk about the lowest common denominator (English has to be one of the dumbest languages in the world)....
What would you do to stop the spread of the English language?
-
Spreken Deutsch!
What would you do if I asked why English is one of the dumbest languages?
-
I would try to explain how it has no rules (especially when it comes to spelling) and is merely a (poor) mash-up of bits from a bunch of other languages.
What would you do if I went back to my German homework?
By the way, it's "sprechen" not "spreken".
-
I would tell you to do it, while I do mine since I have finals in German in two days.
What would you do if I told you you were wrong, even though both of us know that you are right?
-
I would become a bit irritated at your waste of letters. We only get so many of them, you know!
What would you do to pass your exams?
-
Hah! You guys still have to deal with school exams. This is why I love life at a conservatory.
What would you do if you didn't have exams?
-
I would be rather happy.
I wouldn't classify my exams as school, but rather university. Not really a big difference, but I figured I'd toss it out there.
What would you do if you did not understand me?
-
I could always ignore you.
What would you do were you to fail miserably at your exams?
Starky
-
I'd commit suicide.
What would you do if I made a new game?
-
Probably play it, unless it sucked. Then I would have to hit you.
What would you do if I hit you?
-
Hit you back with something bigger.
What yould you do if I hit you back with something bigger?
-
Walk you over to the "Kill the above poster" thread and finish things.
What would you do if this thread turned into a copy of the "Kill the above poster" thread?
-
I'd complain.
What if I killed the below poster?
-
I'd tell you to make a new game called "Kill the below poster".
What would you do if I told you the game wouldn't make sense?
-
Start to believe.
What would you do were you to actually do it?
Starky
-
Erm, say I made it?
What would you do if I asked you to post in it?
-
I would slam you with a wrecking ball ;).
What would you do if I said I already posted in it?
-
Believe you.
What would you do if I deleted said thread?
-
I would be sad.
What would you do if I was sad?
-
Probably rub it in your face.
What would you do if I did?
-
You see my foot up your ass!
What would you do if aliens entered the earths atmosphere?
-
I would say "See man? They're out there man!" with everyone else.
What would you do if you were offended my my post?
-
Point out that it didn't make sense.
What would you do if you were arrested for saying that aliens existed?
-
Call them down with my walkie-talkie and join them in space.
What would you do if I did that?
-
Kill the aliens.
What would you do if Fred Flinstone was an rather unsavoury chap, what-ho old bean??
-
I would say "sucks to those who live with him", becuase they lived in the stone age. I do not.
What would you do if I sratch-built a titan?
-
Destroy it, you foul heretic!
What will you do when I also win this thread?
-
Laugh in your face becuase you never will!
What would you do if I laughed in your face?
-
Laugh right back!
What would you do if i was Santa Claus?
-
Ask you for An'graath the Unbound ;D
What would yo udo if I did that?
-
Well..uhhh...I guess I'd give it to you, but you'll have to wait till next x-mas, and i like oreos adn chocolate milk. None of that soy cra you left out last time. Screw what the Missus says, i love the unhealthy junk.
What would you do if i was the easter bunny.
-
Ask how and why you lay eggs.
What would you do if you laid an egg?
-
I would likely freak out.... then have scrambled eggs for breakfast.
What would you do if you woke up as someone else?
-
Either be freaked out or psyched for payback. Depends on the person.
What would you do if you could listen to music without the help of an mp3/CD player/computer?
-
It's called a radio. A rather handy thing, actually.
What would you do if forgot something in your question?
-
People be to me.
can understand?
-
My point exactly.
What would you do if you were missing a sock?
-
Wear another one in its place.
What would you do if Bush [somehow] became president again?
-
I would scream, rant, then scream some more (not really).
What would you do if Bush was an alien?
-
Call the Inquisition.
What would you do if I called the Inquisition?
-
As long as they aren't after me, I'd just stay out of the way.
What would you do if I was a figment of your imagination.
-
Not believe in you and then you would go 'pop!'.
What would you do if you could go inside the internet?
-
I wouldn't.
What would you do if you were a hypocrite?
-
I do not know what you are talking about.
What would you do if I started throwing false accusations in your direction?
-
falsefy them.
What would you do if you weren't you?
-
I would wonder who I am.
What would you do if you woke up, but you were still sleeping?
-
Go through my morning routine. Later when I really woke up, I would be pissed that I had to do everything over again.
What would you do if you were the subject of my wrath?
-
Muahahahahahahaahah ahahahahahah! Just that.
What would you do were you to become the Golden Spawn's new messiah?
Starky
-
err... Rejoice?
What would you do if your weren't?
-
Barge in there (again) and declare myself from the Inquisition and do whatever I wanted.
What would you do if I did that (again)?
-
Hire you as The LHoK's bodyguard and Law Enforcer.
What would you do were you to be very personally noticed by Slaanesh?
Starky
-
What would you do were you to be very personally noticed by Slaanesh?
get myself a girlfriend QUICK.
what would you do if i didnt have 133715h skillz?
-
Be happy because i wouldnt have to worry about the mods destroying me.
What would you do if the mods destroyed you?
-
Spend less time in the Space Tavern.
What would you do if the Space Tavern and Tavern Games closed?
-
Be very sad indeed. Conversely, I'd have much more time to spend on painting my friggin' models.
What would you do if every one of your meals for the next ten years was to be eaten cold?
Starky
-
Eat meals that are meant to be eaten cold, like frozen chips.
What would you do if a cat knocked a flower pot so it fell on your head?
-
I would say "ow" because it would hurt.
What would you do if I was Starky's bodyguard?
-
Muahahahahahahaahah ahahahahahah! Just that.
I think that about covers it.
What would you do if pigs could fly?
-
Go hunting! (No not really)
What would you do if I said hi to you?
-
Likely greet you in return.
What would you do if you mistakenly thought I was accusing you of something?
-
I would arrest you with my holy Powerz as the Inquisitor Lord of the Fifth Wind Legion and my new grammar hunting skills.
What would you do if I did that?
-
I would wonder what that would have to do with grammar.
What would you do if I mentioned that you have overlooked the grammatical mistakes of certain posters?
-
I would say I haven't because that is not what I am arresting you for, I am just saying that I have that power now. :D
What would you do if I arrested you becuase one of your fingernails looked like a daemon?
-
I would learn my lesson and trim my nails more carefully from then on.
What would you do if you ended a sentence?
-
The same thing I always do. Pause, then start a new ...
GO GIANTS!
Sorry, got carried away there.
What would you do if I told you the Patriots sucked and got everything they deserved because they are lying, stuck up, cheating, bastards?
-
I would not care in the least, as I have no interest in the NFL.
What would you do if you had lost a bet?
-
Have no problem paying because of all the money I won from all the other bets.
What would you do if you lost a bet to me?
-
Pay you in daemonically infested dollars, then arrest you for it.
What would you do if I gave you daemonically infested dollars?
-
Give them back.
What would you do if i did give them back?
-
Arrest you for trying to sell daemonically-infested dollars.
What would you do if you knew you were innocent?
-
Kill you. Never try to exercise power over those more powerful than you. It never works out.
What would you do if Starky ate potato salad right now?
-
Probably nothing, because I would have no idea that he is doing it.
What would you do if you could see the inside of your head?
-
Probably not the same thing as if I could see the inside of your head.
What would you do if I removed your head to see what was inside?
-
I would be dead. Take it to the "Kill the above poster" thread please.
What would you do if you listened to me?
-
Kill you (Which I did) (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=55579.msg1878392#msg1878392)
What would you become were you to be spit upon by a Bloodthirster?
Starky
-
Angry. Poor Bloodthirster.
What would you do if I squished a Bloodthirster?
-
Say "good for you" before chopping your head off with my axe.
What woudl you do if I did that in the "kill the above poster" thread?
-
Post right after so i could kill you back.
What would you do if you chopped one of your testicles off?
-
Depends. I do not have that much fondness for Windy's testicles.
By the way, is it a new word you just learned? (Biology course maybe).
What would you do were you to have to do it with a battle axe?
Starky
-
Not do it. It would hurt. Alot.
What would you do if I killed you for attempting such a thing?
-
Get Starky to do it for me. Although that is assuming you actually manage to kill me, a very unlikely event.
What would you do if I closed the window? ("What window?" you ask? Well I'll tell you. It's this window, right here.)
-
You mean the window with the Necron staring at me? Ok...
Do not move if you want to live.
Sorry, no can do... the, uh... lock is stuck... yeah...
What would you do if that happened to you?
-
Kick the crap out of the Necron, and better understand how you feel. Didn't this happen to you before?
What would you do if you were one of the Necrontyr?
-
Probably go "Oh noez I is trapped!" and submit it to Icanhascheezburger. com
What would you do if that appeared on the site? (http://icanhascheezburger.com/)
-
Not a clue because I didn't click on your link.
What would you do if I posted a link?
-
Most likely click on it.
What would you do if you wanted to click on the above link?
-
By the way, is it a new word you just learned? (Biology course maybe).
No, I'm just at that part of my list of "What would you do...?" and "Why would you...?" questions.
Why would you commit cannabalism?
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Because I missed second breakfast.
What would you do if you did something?
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Assume the consequences.
Now I'm out for two-three days, so behave in my absence, or else...
What would you do if my wrath was a terrible thing to behold?
Starky
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I would play nice, but you know me.
What would you do if I was granted all of your power while you were gone?
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I'd say: Deal it with Toadie or suffer the consequences.
What would do to dethrone Jimmy?
Starky
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(Pssst, you forgot a "you".)
I wouldn't. I have nothing against Jimmy, nor do I have any real desire to become a mod.
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Gaaahh! No question!
What would you do if I hadn't put a question?
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Probably say, "Gaaahh! No question!"
What would you do if I supported Bush. (I don't. I hate him more than just about any other person on the planet. I just want to make that clear.)
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Say "good for you".
What would you do if I started remembering questions?
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I would be very pleased, and I would congratulate you.
What would you do if we all got along?
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Be happy. No fighting is a good thing, contrary to what GW wants us to believe.
What would you do if one person started a fight while we all got along?
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Fight back.
What would you do if you knew who Garry Kasparov was?
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Get ready to put one more notch on my rifle stock. 8)
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What would you do if you didn't post a question?
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Arrest him for his ignorance.
What would you do if I arrested you using my unholy Inquisitorial Powerz because you have freckles, which must mean you are a daemon (kudos to whoever gets that).
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Kill you.
What would you do if i was a real samurai.
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Shoot you. We have already gone over this.
What would you do if you had a poisonous bug on your back?
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Probably brush it off so it doesn't get dirt on my shirt. Most poisonous bugs aren't very dangerous to humans, except for extreme cases. (These cases have to do with the physical condition, rather than the danger of the bug.)
What would you do if a poisonous snake was wrapped around your neck?
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Take it off. Poisonous snakes arent constrictors and are therefore quite harmless unless they bite you.
What would you do if Paris Hilton was president of the US.
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Hide in a corner.
What would you do if she didn't become president?
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Probably the same thing I'm doing now.
What would you do if you were hungry?
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Eat your brain.
What would you do if you didn't have a brain?
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I would go to the Emerald City and get one from the Wizard.
What would you do if you had to watch the movie Zardoz?
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...
Watch it?
...
I mean, if I have to watch it, thats what I'm gonna do right?
What would you do if people asked really self explanatory questions on threads other than the Stupid Questions thread?
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They will be disposed of.
What would you do if I disposed of you?
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Depends of the kind of disposal you're talking about hey?
What would you do if some poster asked double meaning questions?
Straky
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Try to answer them both.
What would you do if I disposed of you in the way of dropping you in The Ravine?
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Tell you to take that garbage to the "Kill the above poster" thread.
What would you do if Windy was actually capable of disposing of Starky?
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I would take over his position and rule this thread and all who post in it!
What would you do if that happened?
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Kill you. That would about do it.
What would you do if I had the most comfortable chair in the world?
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Make it uncomfortable.
What would you do if I ate your brain?
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Laugh about the fact that I still have more brains than you...
What would you do if Boccaccio were sitting in your room?
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Ask who the heck he is.
What would you do if I was in your house?
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Wonder why a man who has been dead for several hundred years was doing in my house.
I'd probably spray him with some febreeze. I bet he'd smell terrible.
What would you do if you didn't know about anyone of importance?
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find one
what would you do if i was a person of importance.
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Tell you to start capitalizing your damn sentances before people lumped you in the same category as George W. Bush.
What would you do if someone confused you with Bush?
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Ask him if he was blind.
What would you do if Ichirou actually used proper grammar?
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drink till the bd voices stopped
what would you do if they did not
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Ask them if they knew any jokes.
What would you do if everybody you knew suddenly became emo?
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carry on living where i do it has happened
what would you do if emos died
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Spit on each and everyone of thier graves cause they're all hypocrites.
-
...
What would you do if you actually posted a question?
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I would prepare my ROFLCOPTER for take off
What do ROFLCOPTERs run on?
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...
Read the name of the thread.
...
Try again.
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To late.
What would you do if the new look for the forum wasn't pro?
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Complain for about a week, then give up. Thank god I don't have to do that.
What would you do if you said "to" instead of "too"?
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Shake my head in despair.
What would you do were you to actually meet the Mad Driver without his Blazing Bulldozer in the men's room?
Starky
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Run out screaming.
What would you do if you were cyber-bullied?
-
Send a nasty email. Or not, I dunno. Maybe log off.
What would you do if I logged off?
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T'was about time.
What would you do were you to know that this (http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x187/Starrakatt/Noel2007095.jpg) house will be finished in two months time? ;D
Starky
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Sell some stocks to buy it. I could always use a safe house.
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Wrong, you can't.
'Cause it is mine, ALL MINE!!! Bwahahahaha!!!! (Well, to my wife too...).
What would you do if I slapped you with the notarial act and laugh?
Starky
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Go to the kill the above poster thread. And kill you.
What would you do if your powers disappeared.
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They can't (unless Jimmy use his deamonic and Evil modly powers that's it).
What would you do were you to be imprisoned and sent to Syria to be put to question?
Starky
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Play twisted games with my "captors" until they realized just what I was capable of. Then I would just leave.
What would you do if Orpheus played a song for you?
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Make him meet this guy:(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi184.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fx187%2FStarrakatt%2FTyranidavatar.gif&hash=7ddc6a4be84ec0f7a26d4b8973aedfeb925553d8)
What would you do were you to meet THIS one in some random encounter?(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi184.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fx187%2FStarrakatt%2FTyranid.jpg&hash=332d0b39e5756b3b8a9dd4f2c93b41e90a8012dc)
Starky
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Introduce him to my avatar...
'Squish'
What would you do if you had one of those crazy alarm clocks that throws you out of your bed?
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Laugh, cuz i'd have the coolest thing ever.
What would you do if you made Rube-Goldberg Machines for a living?
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Become like Jimmy most probably.
What would you do were you to refer to a now inexisting avatar like Ezey did?
Dunno but smell like full of (https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi187.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fx161%2FZEE00012%2FFAIL.jpg&hash=902b2f2901c32e26153554dd52fab79b60a22de0) to me...
Starky
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Laugh because it is true.
What would you do if your avatar was deleted?
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Cry for a bit. Then go find it again.
I notice that yours is gone too...
What would you do if I popped my back so loud, you heard it from another room?
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Reply by cracking my back, neck, jaw, hands, knuckles, ankles, and toes.
Speaking of which...
What would you do if you saw this?
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Present you with a brand new avatar.
Like this one:(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi184.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fx187%2FStarrakatt%2Fcracked.jpg&hash=ca6cc2301c6c412a566a658f3252de7820b4c424)
What would you do were you face the Lord of Evil in battle?
Starky
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Use cheats, they have worked for me before...
What would you do if I cheated?
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Disqualify you.
What would you do if I pwned you in something?
-
Nothing, because it is impossible, so I do not have to worry about it.
What would you do if I pwned you?
-
That is also impossible.
What would you do were you to turn purple?
Starky
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Wear yellow so my colours clash nicely.
What would you do if you won a million dollars?
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Get my house paid ca$h
(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi184.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fx187%2FStarrakatt%2F174001.jpg&hash=681788a4a8b2353cc6e4da3d3da23fa0cb7ae0a1)
What would you do were you to get indebted of well over 150K $$$?
Starky :D :'(
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ASk you what to do, I'm sure you'd know.
What would you do if Flonky came back?
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KILL HIM!!!
What would you do were I to reverse to Mean Mode?
Starky
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I would curl into a fetal ball in the corner and whimper.
Oh and there would be some rocking back and forth involved
not much, just a little
Alright fine, a lot of it
what would you do if I started counting in binary
1, 01, 11, 001, 101, 011...
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KILL HIM YOU!!!
What would you do were I to take action against your own meanness?
Starky
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Join you. It shall be glorious.
What would you do if I forced Flonky to come back?
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KILL HIM YOU BOTH!!!
What would you do if you were unable to answer?
Starky
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Answer anyways. Your petty Jedi mind tricks cannot affect me.
What would you do if I could fly?
-
Shoot you down.
What would you do if I could burrow?
-
Put a bomb in the hole you just dug.
What would you do if I could climb buildings?
-
Plant demolition charges.
What would you do if I was god?
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declare jihad? (don't quote me)
What would you do if i was a terrrorist?
-
Invite you for tea. There's a LOT we have talk about my friend... ;D
What would you do when Ben Laden will contact you?
Starky
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Hang up and trace the phone number to his location.
What would you do if I denounced Both Starky's and LordoftheGrave's godship?
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You would be burned as a witch.
that's right, a witch
What would you do if I started using lots of italics in my posts like ive been doint?
-
Nothing, I do the same.
What would you do were you about to discover the hard way what it means to be a Taverner?
Starky
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He would hide in his corner for the rest of his life, wimpering like a dog.
He is not worthy to our secrets, they will burn his mind forever.
What would you do if he tried to learn them anyways?
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Burn his mind forever on the Fiery Altar of Khaine, where he would endure eternal and unspeakable sufferings and torments while we all laugh.
What would you do were you invited to Gravy's burning festivities?
Starky
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Go, and if I liked what I saw, do the same to you. If not, find better ways to do so.
What would you do if I didn't go?
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Boot!
What would you do if I decided to stay?
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Welcome you back and help you plot the downfall of Starky and the Ordo Moderatus (kidding ;D(on the Moderatus part))
What would you do if I did so?
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I woud snitch to Starky about your plans and hope for a reward.
What would you do if I ate your pencils?
Yes, that's right, all of them.
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I would get more pencils while you die of lead poisoning.
What would you do if I laughed?
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Sneeze.
What would you do if I farted?
-
Ask you to excuse yourself.
What would you do if you survived a fall from thirty-thousand feet?
-
Be killed from blood loss.
What would you do if I could fly?
-
Shoot you.
What would you do if you defintely did sign up for "A Tale of Four Gamers"?
-
Follow the rules for it while having fun.
What would you do if I told you I was still thinking about it?
-
Call you a liar as you have told me otherwise.
What would you do if I was Obama?
-
Probably vote for you, I don't know, as I haven't looked at the canidate's positions.
What would you do if I still only may sign up?
-
Wait for a final answer before saying stupid things.
What would you do if I was contemplating of participating too?
Starky
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Then email Flonky about it.
What would you do if you were to say yes?
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Umm. I'm not sure. Lets find out.
Yes.
Huh, nothing. Weird.
What would you do if you saw a man eat his own head?
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Ask him ot tell me how he did it, (using sign language).
What would you do if I accidentally began my question with "Why would you..."
-
Me? Nothing. Ezey however...
What would you do were you to win your next five 40K games?
Starky
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Smile and cheer, "Yes! Twenty-Five straight!"
What would you do if you lost your next five 40k games?
-
Say: "Duh! Where's gone my überness?"
What would you do if one of your models suddenly bit you?
Starky
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Threaten it with Simple Green.
What would you do if it stole your Simple Green?
-
Talk to it very sternly.
What would you do if I told you I got to see Bobby Mcferrin in concert?
-
Say "good for you" because I don't know who he is.
What would you do if Itold you I was too lazy to look to up on Google?
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Sigh, because thats what you did the last BILLION TIMES you didn't know who someone was. THERE IS A WORLD OUTSIDE 40kONLINE YOU KNOW!!!!!
*Sigh*
What would you do if I exaggerated a bit?
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Tell you that I do have a life outside 40kOnline. It involves Warhammer, Dawn of War: Soulstorm, and Super Smash Bros. Brawl. ;D
What would you do if you owned those games?
-
Play most of them (if time permit).
What would you do if new Taverners flooded this very forum?
Starky
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Join them!
What would you do if President Bush ran for a third term?
-
I don't even want to think about it.
What would you do if this question were really witty?
-
Turn it against you or Gutstikk, whom I am hoping has a very delicious soul.
What would you do if I ate Gutstikk's soul?
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Too late for that:
There's NO escape, as once a Taverner, always a Taverner: you may flee but your soul is trapped forever.
It is mine.
Now, where did I put my Wailing Doom so that I can consume it?
What would you do were your minis to be crushed under your parent's car?
Starky
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Be sad.
What would you do if I took Gutstikk's soul?
-
Be amazed, for that would be an awesome fight to behold, as I hope you don't believe I'll would let it go like that.
What would you do if I was living in Quebec?
Starky
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Blame Canada. (Sorry, I couldn't resist.)
What would you do if I were living in Quebec? (I'm not.)
-
Say "good for you".
What would you do if I said "good for you?"
-
Answer: Of course, I AM the Overlord of Goodness.
What would you do if you realised that you couldn't help yourself but cower in fear at my coming?
Starky :o
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Resist. I shall never bow down to you, Goovil, or Khorne. Only the unnameable Fifth Wind.
What would you do if I resisted?
-
Fight and overpower you, banishing the Fifth Wind for a thousand year (at least).
What would you do if the Sun suddenly began to bleed?
Starky
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Offer it a band-aid.
What would you do if I were to make an extremely embarrassing grammar mistake?
-
Most probably fail to notice it, unless it was VERY evident.
What would you do were you to discover that you can type so much faster than me?
Starky
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Continue to do so, but contribute that ability to the fact that I am much more fluent in the language we are using.
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What would you do if the precedent poster DIDN'T wrote a "What would you do' question?
Starky
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I would give them a bunch of crap. I might even use a large change in font.
Crap.
What would you do if I apologized?
-
Laugh softly at your lie. :P
What would you do weren't for the penguins to live in the polar circle?
Starky
-
I'd probably just try to figure out exactly what you're trying to say.
What would you do if you rephrased your question?
-
Kill you, for you cannot be privy to such knowledge.
What would you do if I knew such knowledge?
-
I probably wouldn't care.
What would you do if I didn't make any sense at all?
-
I wouldn't care either. Comprehension is not a requirement for this game.
What would you do were, say, Rasmus, suddenly became a Tavern poster?
Starky
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Blame Windy.
What would you do if I were posting here at three in the morning?
-
Reply at at 5:45 AM for I am worse than you. And it seems that we have a two hours timelag.
What would you do would our Windy become a moderator?
Starky
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I would be happy while raining modly doomTM among the Tavern Games.
What would you do when the rain started?
-
Defy it and win. After all, it worked with Jimmy. He doesn't even dare to show when I'm here! :o
What would you do if Goovil proved to be far stronger than Modship?
Starky
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Deny it, because I do not believe in Goovil, because I have never seen it. Modship, on the other hand...
What would you do if I beat you in DoW, then post it on Youtube?
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Deny it, because I do not believe in Goovil, because I have never seen it. Modship, on the other hand...
Behold the Might of Goovil! (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=158124.msg1900852#msg1900852)
Modship, on the other hand...
...is never here.
But I am.
What would you do were you to be chosen to soak up the Left Hand of Kaela Mensha Khaine? After all, the blood has to come from somewhere... ::)
Starky
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Awww, a link just for me? I'm honored. I still shall never bow down to Goovil! I will, however, try to harness it's power for the use of the Fifth Wind Legion.
If I were to be chosen, I would destroy the puny Avatar with the might of the Fifth Wind Legion.
What would you do if I was able to harness the power of Goovil?
-
Welcome into the ranks of the Goovil Adepts. However you would have to get trough the entry forms to the Organization for doing so. You then would have access to the ressource of the World Domination Goovil Program.
What would you do were you to be accepted?
Starky
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Join your ranks and do what I am told while still upholding the ways of the Fifth Wind Legion.
What would you do if I would do what I said I would do above which I would do? ;D
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Say: "Fine, have it your ways."
Goovil mastery isn't only about Good and Evil nor about what god you serve, what land you come from or what is your sexual orientation, it is about Power. Through Goovil, one can achieve ultimate Power and World domination, the only limit being the amount of the Power available in a given locus of the Multiverse AND your own ability to tap that Power.
And conversely, having some shock troops in the form of damned SMurfs and some daemons cannot do harm in the Great Plan for World domination, isn't?
What would you do were you to discover that there is a place for YOU in the great scheme of Goovil?
Starky
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Anticipate joining it.
What would you do if I asked you how long until I join Goovil?
-
Tell you I have no idea.
What would you do if I were hungry? (I am. Chipotle awaits.)
-
I would hang you upside down while sitting far enough away from you where you cannot reach me, nor escape, while I enjoy the most delicious meal imaginable.
What would you do if you were the one hanging upside down?
-
Play yo-yo with my head on the ground.
What would you do were you to be wrongly jailed?
Starky
-
Plead my case. Over and over again.
What would you do if I ruled the world?
-
overthrow you in a violent military coup.
What would you do if I was successful in my mad bid at godhood (careful fifthwindlegion, if you answer next. your next answer may decide the fate of you gnoll).
-
Maybe I'd let you live.
What would you do were to stumble down in duck infested pond?
Starky
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Run out screaming while throwing bread at them to keep them at bay. Have you ever seen a mad duck before? Those things are vicious! :D
What would you do if you were attacked by mad ducks?
-
Counter attack with my horde of mad geese. Geese are a lot bigger and meaner than ducks.
What would you do if lordofthegrave remembered all of his capital letters?
-
I would not hang him upside down whiole draining his blood out of his body with a straw. Thank you for catching that.
What would you do if you forgot a capital letter?
-
Sit in shock.
What would you do if you failed to notice that someone forgot their capital letters? (Hint.)
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I would not hang him upside down whiole draining his blood out of his body with a straw.
And that is that.
What would you do were you to discover the hard way that you are a total illiterate?
Starky
-
dneyz it I tleel yuo! denys ti! (Yes it was intentional ;D)
What would you do if someone did that?
-
Eplyr teh smae.
What would you do if Ezey was to have an apoplexy attack after seeing this?
Starky
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Laugh while trying to figure out what "Eplyr" is.
waht wolud you do if I kpet takilng lkie tihs but you cuold unesdtarnd me buecase the lsat and fisrt letetr are the smae?
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I'd slap you upside the head to make you talk right again.
What would you do if i hadn't come back to the games?
-
Carry on as normal.
What would you do if you died under a pile of quote boxes?
-
Kill you. Oh, wait, wrong thread.
What would you do if I was the god of this thread?
-
Laugh, for you would be very wrong indeed.
What would you do if Custy was to dress in pink and dance sartarella?
Starky
-
Sigh in relief. I hate it when people stay in the closet...
What would you do if I were hungry as hell? (I am.)
-
Be a man and break your nose.
What would you do if I was hungry too?
-
Be a greater man and cut off that damn nose.
What would you do were Ezey to beat every known record of Hamburger eating?
Starky
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I would be shocked. I really don't eat all that much. Except when I go to Chipotle...
What would you do if I really did eat that much?
-
Not pay for your food.
What would you do if you were stuck with Ezey's bill?
-
Pay it with Ezey's blood.
What would you do if I was French?
-
Be surprised at your english "camp" accent as you call it.
What would you do if I visited a random part of the world?
-
Be surprised at your english "camp" accent as you call it.
Yeah, that was when I had my Australian accent on ;D.
In answer to your question, I would be amazed at you having a passport.
What would you do if I gave you beer?
-
Enjoy it.
What would you do if I drank all of your beer?
-
Laugh because I don't have any.
Oh, and I do have a passport Flonky. Oh, look, your door.
What would you do if I rang your doorbell?
-
Open my door, punch you in the face, and close my door.
What would you do if thats how I answered my door?
-
Get you arrested.
What would you do if you were arrested?
-
Present the case that you were clearly trespassing on my property despite the signs and I can legally constitute your presence as harassment. I get released, you get fined, and the world is right again.
What would you do if the Kool-Aid guy ran through your wall?
-
Grab the nearest straw.
What would you do if I stood on the sidewalk outside your house, staring at your front door?
-
Wonder how the beslubber you got a sidewalk to my house.
What would you do if I killed you with your little strip of sidewalk?
-
Splatter you with my big stip of freeway.
What would you do if i gave up 40k and began playing...
LoTR.
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Find where you live and teach you with an old metal Dreadnought what it means to be a hardcore 40K player.
They never quit.
Starky
-
What would you do if you had played by the rules.
-
Break the frigging rules (again).
What would you do were Ontario to sink?
Starky
-
Blame Canada. ;D
What would you do if George Bush decided to invade Canada?
-
Laugh at our northern neighbors, but, after rethinking it all, I'd flee to some third-world country where fifty dollars makes me the richest man in the nation.
What would you do if instead of being on vacation, I had devoured Fifthwindlegion
-
PRAISE YOU!
What would you do were you to discover the hard way what 3vilness truly is?
Starky
-
Use it against my friend who along with changing his name, forgot a period after my name. Then, I will betray you Starky.
What would you do if I ruled the world?
-
Ha-ha-ha-ha, so futile...
What would you were you new to the Tavern and wanted to escape divine (Me) retribution?
Starky
-
I would fly about in a Focker Wulf or Stuka and radio down to you(note this must be done in a German accent) "I AM GOING TO PWN YOU LOLOLOL"
What would you do if the floodgates of /b/ on all the *chans were to break and unleash a tidal wave of /b/tards upon on the world?
-
Flee screaming, for you're surely to be amongst the insane crowd.
What would you do were the Tavern suddenly flooding with n00b veterans from all 40KOnline?
Starky
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Beat them all down with a bloody stick. Their veteran status counts for nothing here...
What would you do if I could travel underground?
-
get rid of the ground.
What would you do if i could teleport.
-
Have you teleport into a cliff.
What would you do if the Ravine rose out of the ground?
-
[What's up with all the ravines]
I'd be climbing a mountain...
What would you do if you run out of oxygen?
-
Quit smoking.
Note that I DO NOT SMOKE. Ever.
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Since Flonky did not ask a question, I will answer Sanctjud about the Ravine.
The Ravine started as a joke, just being a random ravine. It caught on, however, becoming the one and only Ravine, which is a staple in the land that is the Tavern Games. A new addition is the Hill, which looks over the Ravine. Starky's skull throne sits upon the Hill.
Why would you dare challenge me?
-
[ahhh]
I challenge you, BECAUSE and WHY NOT.
What is the meaning of PWN. ;D
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What I will do to you for not following the rules of the thread. It's the "What would you do..." thread...
What would you do if I put on a hat?
-
Strangle you because I can, and Sanctjud because he put a period insstead of a question mark in his question.
What would you do if I screwed up on the rules of the game and just now notice?
-
I'd screw them up just like you, and more, like punctuation.
What would you do if you were caught between a rock and a hard place?
-
drag more people in with me.
What would you do if you woke up without any legs?
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I'd go back to sleep.
What would you do if Chuck Norris prepares a roundhouse kick at you?
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I would fall to the ground under it.
What would you do if I :o prepared a roundhouse kick at you??
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I'd go back to sleep, disturbed that I would dream of you...
What would you do if you couldn't sleep!?
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Turn undead.
What would you do if I was a God?
Starky
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I'd tell you to wake up.
What would YOU do if you could not change your Avatar!!?
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Do as I've doen since last week: weep. But now it's back!
What would you do were you to get run over by a milk truck?
Starky
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Run it over with an even bigger milk truck.
What would you do if I drove a milk truck?
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You mean the one crushed under my milk truck?
What would you do if there was no 40K?
-
I would continue w/ my life, as I would not know it had existed.
What would you do if the Ordo Xenos codex was already out?
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I'd be kicking their asses with my Death Dealers.
What would you do if we were back in 2nd Edition (for those of you who remember)?
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I wouldn't know how to play. ;)
What if 5th edition was already out?
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We'd all be 'running' around.
What would you do if there were no SHOES!!?
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My feet would develop hard calluses. No prob.
What if the ground were covered with nails? pointing UP???
-
I would fly and shove you to the ground. Multiple times.
What would you do if I did that?
-
I would use my anti-nail shield!
What if the Tau actually came to earth in our universe?? :o
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We would watch as their dead frozen bodies burn through our atmosphere. At around this time, the Tau weren't even evolved past the microbe stage, and if they were, probably haven't found fire yet.
What would you do if a warp rift opened on earth (in our universe)?
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Call out to Grandfather Nurgle...and say, "you rock", "Destroyer Hive FTW"...
What would you do if you have to run on lava?
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take the opportunity to pick some up for my lava lamp.
What would you do while falling down a bottomless pit?
-
Get ready for some chinese food.
What would you do if you got a Death Note...[watching it right now]?
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Say that you shouldn't disperse your attention. It could kill you.
What would you do if you were distracted by watching animation when your PC suddenly mutated and jumped at your throat to exterminate you?
Starky
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I won't take my eyes off of it, Youtube ftw.
What would you do if the Killer Tomatoes came back on the air?
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I would prepare to make a salad out of em.
What would you do if all your minis were melted by global warming?
-
Take over the World, enslave the (i)responsibles of it all and deliver them to third world underfed cannibals.
What would you do if Russia sank?
Starky
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retrieve the nukes and blow up china.
What would you do if you woke up and were the opposite gender?
Burns
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Find you and demonstrate how it can be physically applicate to your own person, and that without aid of anesthetics or fine surgery tools. No really, just a rusty knife and a chainsaw.
What would you do were you to wake up some morning with a freaking polar bear in your bedroom. An hungry polar bear?
Starky
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Make love not war...could be an interesting story at a bar... ...
What would you do if you are in "The What Would You Do? Game! Mk1" game...?
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continue replying.
What would you do if there was a nuclear Armageddon???? :o
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Be glad it's on Armageddon and not here. The Orks can take care of it.
What would you do if I made a Stompa?
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Ya won't, ya Kaos player!
What would you do were the Deamons in the upcoming Codex were subject to animosity/hate toward the other god's?
Starky
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Be angry. But I'm not because it would have been noted by all of the people who have already seen it.
What would you do if I could become invisible?
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Hunt you down by smell.
What would you do if I was a large apple that had laser-beam eyes?
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eat you
What would you do If I was the fifth chaos god??!?!!?? :o
-
I would assume that Games Workshop was really clutching at straws for the fluff for their next summer campaign...
What would you do if I took a dump though your letterbox?
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Throw the whole thing at Iron Wolf for impersonating the Fifth Wind.
What would you do if I was an avatar of the Blood God?
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Burn you at the stake, because it's called a greater demon, only Elfdar use the word avatar.
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...
What would you do if you had posted a question?
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Nothing, as the universe would rip itself apart due to the impossibility of it.
what would you do if I started a new religion?
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I'd serve your head and entrails to Grandfather Nurgle, as he's the one and only religion.
What would you do if Grandfather Nurgle was real?
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Walk around chanting "Ygraak tu amat Slaanesh" all day until I got boobs to play with.
What would you do if I got them?
-
I'd speed dial my BFF Bloodthrister and point him your way.
What would you do if the world ends by the next post?
-
As a God, I don't really see it as a problem, so just start anew.
Were you to witness the burning end of your Chaos Eldar at the hand of a mob of pissed off 6 years old gamers and, well, what would you then do?
Starky
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Laugh as I don't play Chaos Eldar.
What would you do if Warhammer suddenly stopped existing?
-
Go back to WoW or Hellgate: London...
What would you do if the sky is falling?
-
Catch it in my mouth.
What would you do if the rain suddenly turned into acid?
-
Take an umbrella with me.
What would you do if you found out that all your arms and legs were cut off?
-
Regrow them (I am a daemon prince after all, I have Powerz).
What would you do if I killed you for slicing off my limbs?
-
Come back to life because Tzeentch doesn't want me dead just yet, and then promptly slay your family, then you.
What would you do if I ate paper with glee?(did I already ask this?)
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I would coat one of your pieces of paper in gunpower. Just before you eat the piece after that one, I light it on fire, and magically dissapear.
What would you do if I magically dissapeared?
-
Shed one tear for the Heralds of Chaos, and move on...
What would you do if there was no CSI (TV show)?
-
Stop knowing how to get away with murder.
What would you do if I got a Siegfried style sword and chopped people up one handed?
-
Kill you.
What would you do if the Heralds of Twilight were actually completed? (I should go back there soon, its starting to die again.)
-
Continue support my own legion... of Death Dealers.....'lolz'.
What would you do if the Legion book come out?
-
Look at it. Maybe buy it, i'm not sure.
What would you do if a DE codex finally came out?
-
Say, "awesome" and probably not do anything else....
what would you do if you had a big plate of flish in front of you?
-
Ask what flish is.
What would you do if it suddenly became cold?
-
complain to Al Gore.
what would you do if you were stuck on a deserted island with nothing but a paper clip, some chewing gum, a spork, and a rubber band?
-
Use it to get back and force you to find your capital letters. Go get them.
What would you do if you fell into the Ravine?
-
I wouldn't cause it has been over used.
What would you do if someone throws-up on you?
-
Throw them into the Ravine. (Too much or not enough? ;D)
What would you do if I quoted random things?
-
Counter-quote you...or throw you into the same Ravine, so the people can continue throwing up on you.
What if god said, "there is no Ravine"?
-
Say "too bad". I am a daemon prince of Chaos, what am I but not a god?
What would you do if the Ravine grew bigger?
-
Go into the ravine by choice with a sign saying "The ravine, because all the cool kids are doing it."
What would you do if I sold crack to blind kids in the ravine?
-
Hang you in the Ravine next to Cris767 and feed you the stuff you were trying to sell. Don't worrry, though, I will get you a bucket.
What would you do if I didn't get you a bucket?
-
We are back at throwing up on you.
What would you do if everyone slapped you non-stop?
-
Get a very sharp helmet.
What would you do if while wearing said helmet I stated that no man could kill me?
-
I would tell you that they can't kill you, but nothing says you won't get hurt if you are punched elsewhere...
And that you are a sexist... women are very capable of killing you.
What would you do if you had a cold?
-
Drink till I puked in the ravine, giving everyone a cold.
What would you do if you found some one in bed with your wife (or significant other).
Burns
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I'd ask if I could join in on the festivities....if not, I'd drag them down into the ravine and throw them in a puddle of your puke.
What would you do if there were no video games?
-
Play Warhammer. I have no time for video games as it is.
What would you do if 40kO never existed *shudder*?
-
I would never have converted from Librarium...
What would you do if I won the 'Ard Boyz?
-
Take whatever you won and throw you down the Ravine.
What would you do if the sky turned red with blue poka-dots?
-
Throw you down a ravine full of people who will rape you.
What would you do if I didn't post in this thread again?
-
I would be sorry for you for I would not be able to exact my ravenge on you for not cpaitalizing the Ravine.
What would you do if you were to realize that you are now trapped in the Tavern Games and can never escape?
-
Drag you into the Ravine of Despair I'm fairly sure everyone who participates in tavern games is in by now.
What would you do if the ravine died out like afros and Britney Spears?
Edit: Damnit FifthWind...
-
I would do so many horrifying things to you that the only thing you could do is swear. You have incited my unholy anger for two reasons:
1) It is the Ravine, not the Ravine of Despair.
2) You forgot to capitalize the Ravine the second time you stated it.
What would you do if I buried you at the bottom of the Ravine with only a tiny hole for air, while pouring molten blood down said hole?
-
Probably something involving a Keeper of Secrets mutilating you.
What would you do if you realized that the Ravine is mutual intellectual property, thus I am allowed to make modifications to its title as I please.
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Tell you that it is the Ravine. That is it. No special title at all. That is how it is, and no one can change it. I can make a really big deal about this, but I am not.
What would you do if I were to make a really big deal out of this?
-
Throw a stick into the Ravine and see if you chased it.
What would you do if emotion was evident through text?
-
Accept it and move on, as you have done nothing wrong in your last post.
What would you do if I could transform into a car?
-
DECEPTICON! Call an AC130 gun ship to shoot you with 155mm sabot rounds.
What would you do if I could actually do that?
-
Nuke you.
What would you do if I nuked you?
-
M.A.D., I nuke you back.
What would you do if we upgrade the site again?
-
Be sad during the down time.
What would you do if I ate cake?
-
Eat cookies.
What would you do if i committed thread necromancy in the tavern games thread?
-
I would murder you 30 times over in your sleep. Or, just laugh at you for yo uare probably at achool right now getting ready to take the WASL, while I am at home on 40kO.
What would you do if you were in Cripple's postition?
-
Who's Cripple? Anyway, I would do the same thing as Fifth, it's not original, but it seems efficient.
What would you do if we started making up stories?
-
Make up better ones (BTW, Cripple is Lord of crippling indesicion).
What would you do if my story trumps all?
-
Use my superior and godlike imagination to come up with a better one.
What would you do if I started a game to Take Over the World?
Starky
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Join you!
What would you do if I surpassed you in your task?
-
Hire a foreigner from a third-world country (Mmmmm... political incorrectness) to beat you with a stick. And it had better be a big stick or else he won't get his pop-tart.
What would you do if I decided to paint myself blue tomorrow in devotion to Tzeentch?
-
Shut my eyes and walk away, just walk away...
What would you do if you were killed for painting your skin because you were different?
-
I would have placed a paintbomb in your house that would cover YOU in blue paint
What would you do if I burned heathens at the stake tomorrow?
-
Ask who Heathens is and what he/she/it did.
What would you do if I pwn3dz0r3dnoob3d you in the face?
-
Curbstomp you, you deserve it
What would you do if I brought a block of cheese to school and ate it slowly during the day?
-
Ask for a piece of the cheese.
What would you do if I burned you and your cheese for forgetting a period in your last sentence?
-
Eat melted cheese, as I wear bracers of fire resistance +5 (do they exist?)
What would you do if I carried a large hammer to all of my games against you, and never explained why?
-
I'd bring an even bigger axe.
What would you do if you found you were sterile?
-
Shrug, it nremoves one problem that could, feasably, look in the far future.
But on second thought, I wouldn't be that happy.
What would you do if I became a hippie terrorist? ((edit: from outer space))
-
I would kick reason to the curb and use my Giga Drill Breaker on you.
What would you do if the Earth was in imminent danger of being destroyed by drill-shaped meteors?
-
Call on the Space Marines to repel those Ork Roks.
What would you do if a Chaos Space Marine busted through your door?
-
Depends on the marine.
Khorne Berserker I would stab through the eye with a shank made out of toothpaste and newspaper. Or I would redirect him to Red Cross. "They're doing a blood drive down there...you should check it out. People GIVE their blood away"
The Plague Marine I would scrub disinfectant on.
The Slaanesh Marine I would laugh at, for hes a fruit.
The Thousand Sun...I don't know, I'd either say "ooh, a new suit of armor" and bust out my screwdriver kit, or if it spoke I'd say "the library is 1 mile to the north...here's a map. You'd have to remove the power armor because the building was designed by idiots and wouldn't be able to support your weight. Which book was it you needed to check out?"
What would you do if an Ork Mek got admitted into your college on affirmative action?
-
Help him with his inventions.
What would you do if we continued the trend of admitting 40k people into our world?
-
Stop hiding my room full of Daemonettes.
What would you do if you heard Khorne speak to you?
-
Answer back.
What would you do if you were forced to take a standardized test every day?
-
become so unconcerned with the test that i'd write stupid answers by the end of week 1
What would you do if in 5th ed they wrote "and then they woke up and realised it was all a dream" at the end?
-
Burn you in a ring of fire for forgetting a capital letter and a period in your answer.
What would you do if I did that?
-
Assist you in torching him.
What would you do if I found a way to justify Sisters of Battle working alongside the Emperors Children?
-
Explode along with the rest of the universe.
What would you do if someone spontaniously combusted right in front of you?
-
Be amused and call Mythbusters.
What would you do if I called Dirty Jobs first?
-
Accept your call, then transfer it to the CIA.
What would you do if you were confused by my statement?
-
I would be confused, but I'm not. I know you just want the CIA to just scream at you for wasting time talking to you about the 'myth' of spontanious combustion.
What would you do if I force-fed you nurglings?
-
Make you feel jelous when I, not you, become Nurgle's favoured.
What would you do if I were to become Nurgle's favoured?
-
Don't forget you have MY nurglings in you...you'd be favored because I'm favored, and that you are my puppet.
Muuuhahahahhahahahh haha... *cough*...
What would you do if there was no evil laugh?
-
Make it myself.
What would you do if I did rise above you?
-
Deny that we were ever 'involved'... wink wink, nudge, nudge...
Wait a minute... :o
What would you do if you could take back an experience......... .....
-
I would take it back, just take it back.
What would you do if you took my phrase completley out of context?
-
Continue the *wink, wink, nudge, nudge* comments.
What would you do if a third party entered this conversation?
-
Throw him/her into the Ravine.
What would you do if I became the Lord of Everything?
-
Consider you self-sufficient.
What would you do if a third person would have just joined your conversation?
-
Hail another nurgle player !!!!!!!
What would you do if I finally got the whole world to accept Grandfather Nurgle?
-
Gather a small band of lovable misfits around myself to resist our diseased overlord in a new way 30 minutes a day, 3 days a week.
What would you do if the full pantheon was accepted as the true rulers of earth?
-
Overthrow them. Goovil and the Fifth Wind shall rule everything.
What would you do if you became a pawn of the Fifth Wind?
-
He/she/it would then be my puppet as well.
What would you do if Gozilla pwn-ed a carnifex?
-
Laugh as it was swamped wiwth six other carnifexes.
What would you do if I collected Nurgle, but mad a mockery of every model?
-
I'd have a worthy opponent for my Anime Orks. ^_^
What would you do if an army of Orks in Japanese schoolgirl uniforms charged you?
-
Laugh my arse out then congratulate you. You really did that? :o
What would you do were I to welcome MagicJuggler in the Tavern?
Welcome!
Starky
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Go "meh" and be happy.
What would you do if the praise bot never died?
-
That's fine, I have no problem ignoring it.
What would you do were you to gain a [Spamming Monkeigh] Title for the 'bot' thing?
Starky ;D
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Won't happen. Do your research. If you did you would reliase how long the praise bot must go on.
What would you do if starkly actually did his research?
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Ask if this research gave him a free "l" in his name.
What would you do if I tracked this bot to its source?
-
Laugh, as its guard dogs bite you in the face and amphetamine parrot on your stomach.
What would you do if I stopped the bot from doing its work?
-
Probably pet Sammy, poke Shadow, and assist you.
What would you do if Shade has acquired another inu I don't know about. (Inu=dog)
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Tell you that I have. Her name is Tasha and is as dumb as a rock.
What would you do if I made a bot for each game?
-
Praise you, then sage you for using bots.
What would you do if you'd find out the dog has eaten all the cookies and would have one hell of a diarrhea for the next two days?
-
Call it a stupid dog and move on with my day.
What would you do if the second and more vicious one did eat the cookies?
-
Throw it in the Ravine. Those were good cookies.
What would you do if I ate all the cokkies the dog didn't steal?
-
Laugh, as the cookies have ex-lax in them.
What would you do if you where in the same room as windy when the ex-lax takes effect?
-
All praise Nurgle and his awesome gifts... we'll maybe even get a Nurgling at Fifth's expense...
What would you do if a Nurgling DID come out..?
-
Hmmm... uber mega awesome master crafted power sword at 1 intitiative at least higher than the nurgling.
What would you do if you replied to this????? HMMMMMMMMM????
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I would be replying to it, and ONE UP YOUZ, I got the UBER SPIKY BITZ.
What would you do if daemonettes were actually real??
-
I would hope they don't come to earth.
What would you do if I really was a Daemon Prince?
-
If you are a Daemon Prince, I'd be Father Nurgle, second to Grandfather Nurgle...
What would you do if a cat caught your tongue?
-
Kill the cat.
What would you do if I managed to take down Goovil?
-
I wouldn't care.
What would you do if there is no Goovil?
-
Go on with my business and take out any other group that pops up.
What would you do if I realised that I was mistaken about your army list?
-
I'd still smash your head in with my awesome army list of unbeatenness....(now that's gonna jinx them, I know it).
What would you do if we fought each other, and I (unsurprisingly) victorious slaughter you?
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Slay you for cheating.
What would you do, other then cry your self to sleep, when you lose?
-
It would actually be a good thing if I lose, ( note, I never cheat, I let people cheat against me, and still beat them to the floor), so I can learn from it, and then have another 100 years of unbeatenness.
What would you do if I hunted you down and shoved these Nurgling made brownies and muffins down your throat..?
-
Well see, nothing, because it could never happen. First you would have to find me. Then you would have to get past my dogs. Then past the shotgun. Then finally the sword.
What would you do if I hunted YOU down?
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You'd fall on your sword as the dogs ninja'ed the shotgun shells...
But that's after some of my Nurglings clawed up your... ... um... I dont know where this is going.
What would you do if this cyclic, I kill you, you kill me, kinda thread gets absorbed by the real thread for it?
-
Not really care.
What would you do if I stoped this trend right here?
-
Be happy to stop you two from childishly threatening/semi-insulting each other 24/7 ITT.
What would you do if it'd be game over?
-
Note that: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONGS TO US.
What would you do if L didn't die in Deathnote, and turn this into the ANime thread?
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Wonder if "L" is a name or a misspelling on your part. Don't let it be the second.
What would you do if I killed Nurgle?
[person sitting next to FifthWindLegion the Ravine Lord at lunch]
If L didn't die Near & Mello wouldn't be in the show. :P
-Chips
[/person sitting next to FifthWindLegion the Ravine Lord at lunch]
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Sneeze to bring him back.
What would you do if i stayed away from te tavern games?
-
Nothing, as it would pull you back in eventually.
What would you do if you were in the quicksand tavern?
-
Lie on my back so float above the sand :D Then swim to a different thread.
What would you do if i ate some ice cream?
-
Buy one, since I am right behind you in line.
What would you do if I thanked you for bringing back this thread?
-
Ask you if it is really worth it.
What would you do were you to know that I'm just back from a Team Tourney where I won my three (allied) battles?
(Sadly we only won 2nd place with three Victories, two draws and one defeat...)
Starky
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I would ask, how did the stealer shock / double lash / 9 oblit team do...
What would you do if I did that... and got 1st place...somehow?
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Laugh as I got 1/2th place, which is above 1st place.
What would you do if my army wasn't a cheesy tournament list but still beat you?
-
I would get the tourny organizers to throw you out... cause, it's impossible to beat me unless you cheat...like making a deal with the devil.
What would you do if I was the yellow 'Holy Shotgun'?
-
That, me friend, is not possible as you already the green Nurgly Dog.
What would you do if I said that the Stealer/Lash didn't show and were replaced by an Asscan Spam army and a BT LR/Termie force? (I nearly lost all my force against these but hey! Fortune for the Win and a crapload of GK to help me up.)
(They finished 4th!)
Starky
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Tell you to thank me, cause I secretly asked Grandfather Nurgle to give them some lovin... ...they couldn't leave their toilets even if they gave their souls to Grandfather Nurgle.
As for asscannon spam....what asscannon spam...you mean the light rain on my plague marines...pfft.
What would you do if plague marines get another buff in the new edition..?
-
Make my army a count as Death Guard.
What would you do if I did that?
-
Love it. Like Slaanesh would....oh wait...ouch....spik y bitz...
What would you do if we kick this up the Rated MA?
-
Suffer along.
What would you do if I said that my entire Wraithguard squad was wiped to the Spiritseer before I got that damn Agoniser totting druggie Archon?
Starky
-
Say "ha!".
What list would you use if we fought?
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My list of awesome, made of win... with Fifth's Card as my Banner !!!
What would you do, if I'm made of win too?
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Figure out how this "win" substance can substain human life...
What would you do if I tested you in a lab below the Hymilain mountains?
-
My white dogs would infultrate your base... and shoot lasers and destroy your base.
Plus, if I do get killed... I turn into Nurglings and will be back to plague you againt with my ultimate Cuteness corruption.
What would you do if I change my avatar?
-
Look at it.
(You could also put the card in your sig, if that was what you were thinking)
What would you do if I made a card of myself?
-
You'll need Toady to do that.
As for the card...funny as it is...it's just too small for avatar... as for sig..hmmm interesting...didn't know one can do that.
What would you do if Toady outshines you in teh Moderator Fun thread?
-
He started it, and I thought he already does. Either way, I don't care.
(Yes you can, its till an [img] thing)
What would you do if I made a set of cards for all of the mods?
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Wait and see if they are amused.... if so, swoop in and ninja you for the glory that is Nurgle....>>>...>.>
What would you do if you actually had the time?
-
Assuming how much I am actually on this site... I have the time.
What would you do if the mods were not amused?
-
Tell them to get on the 'kill' thread and gang kill you...
What would you do if I remove the pic in my sig? ;D
-
Be sad, but eventually get over it.
What would you do if I made a card for everyone in the Tavern?
-
Call 911 for an ambulance for you...as your corpse would start to stick after the comp overheat you as your slump body starts molding to Grandfather Nurgles' delight....oh wait...I'm merging threads now....
What would you do if you had more time.....'outside'..?
-
I would melt. As simply as that.
What would you do if you stepped in my puddle?
-
Tell you that cloning is illegal...and ask you to curb your force storm and not ruin your blinged up ride...
Oh wait...this is 40K not Star Wars...
What would you do if you had to side between the Empire Space fleet vs. Imperial Navy fleet?
-
The Empire has colored lasers. Also, Darth Vader' Force powers could make the Imperial Commander ram another ship...
What would you do if someone wrote up fluff for this event?
-
Call Lucas films and make them make that movie...
What would you do if we get colored lasers and Dark side force powers in 40K...at least I think we have these things already..?
-
Be happy.
What would you do if 40kO started messing up on me? (it tells me that you haven't responded to this thread in the "new replies" feture, but does when I go to the Tavern Games from the main menu)
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It happens sometimes... 40kO is sometimes moody...if you touch it the wrong way, it updates on you and the screen goes blank.
What would you do if 40KO was alive?
-
Say hi, and be creeped out when it says hi back.
What would you do if I stopped posting? *shivers*
-
Weep for the Heralds of Twilight...and masterfully take it over and convert it over to worship only Nurgle....and change the color of their armor.
What would you do if I go over and do it right now?
-
Stop you and a new pic of your dog.
What would you do if I beat you at Whirly Ball?
-
I would ventilate the 5th wind into the ravine
What would you do if I were to dump Sanctjud in there as well?
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Watch the show as they rip each other apart. I'll bring popcorn, you bring the beer. Care to sell tickets?
What would you do if Taverners actually wanted to witness that fight?
Starky
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Ask Grandfather Nurgle for a little amusement as all the Taverners get a taste of what it's like to be in the 'Green Hole'...
What would you do if you arrived in the Green Hole?
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Shove it into the Ravine, we got room.
What would you do if the Ravine was alive?
-
Go out drinking with him/her/it and then covert him/her/it to Nurgle.
What would you do if he/she/it was interested?
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Kill them.
What would you do if you found their head on a pike?
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Be impressed as a ravine is balancing on a pike.
What would you do if someone sneezed on it.
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I would eat them for thinking something that was personified.
What would you do if my English teacher killed you for misusing word choice?
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Tell them to 'eats, shoots and leaves.'
What would you do (after eating them) you started down the path of Nurgle?
-
Leave.
What would you do if I ate you?
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Slowly eat you from the in side, only to come out like a chestburster!!!!
What would you do if I instead did other stuff to you... Nurgly stuff...?
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Scream!!!
What would you do if i did other stuff to you... slaneeshi stuff...?
-
Well... you wouldn't be able to start as the miasma of decay would overwhelm you and you drop to the floor... then I call the Dark Angels and have them purge you with flame as you are a slaaneshi follower and not a dark angel is your name would suggest.
As for the DA not attacking me... we are both green.. I kinda fit in, excetp for the bloated belly, disfigured proportions and the nurgle signs all over me.
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you didnt put a question up
Where is your question
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I didn't need one... cause I knew you were not gone yet.
What would you do if you lied on another thread?
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kill you
what would you do if you were dead
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Nothing much, prob. the same things as I do now... oh yea... Nurgle loves me.. there fore... death is not exactly anything new to me.
What would you do if Zombies attacked?
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Beg grandfather nurgle to make me immortal instead of you
What would you do if he did
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He wouldn't cause of your name... if he did, grant you immunity... it's because he made you into a nurgling.... and I would be the Great Unclean One... picking you up and eating you.
What would you do if you missed a question in another thread?
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kill you
what would you do if nurgle died (how ironic)
-
He can't unless everybody in the whole universe dies... and at your level... you do not meet the requirments to get that power.
What would you do if you are not allowed to use something simple as "kill you" any more?
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Kill you on another thread
What would you do if i said "kill you" again on this thread?
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I just wouldn't work... and it would make you look 7 years old than 14... WOOHOO both favored numbers.
What would you do if other people actually were here?
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Talk to them aswell as your good self
What would tou do if they was all banned and never coming back?
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Hmm... I'd move onto other boards which prob. have them in it.
What would you do if you were here alone... slaaneshi stuff to your self, obviously Rated PG...um... yea?
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kill you
What would you do if i logged off and you was on here on your own and EVERYONE else was banned remember
I never log off
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I "never log off" doesn't mean I don't go else where... even if I never come back, I don't actually 'log off' my account here.
What would you do if it was literally raining cats and dogs?
-
Find your dog and kick it
What would you do then?
-
Tell you our back an forth jumped us into the next page.
What would you do if you actually left and leave me with the last word?
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Dunno. (probably die.)
Lets find out I'm gonna go paint some plague marines.(Yes you heard right.)
What would you say if you had the last word
(and i am honestly going to go now)
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Say that you'll be back eventually sooner or later... oh plague marines.... they will soon take over your entire loyalist force..... Hail to Grandfather Nurgle.
What would you do if you HAIL TO GRANDFATHER NURGLE?
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Become immortal and spend all day stabbing you andgetting stabbed by you as grampa nurgle shall protect us from death
What would you do if i said Ive ran out of questions after a whole page of "to and thro"
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Declare myself the winner.
What would you do if you were made of 'win'?
-
Be happy.
What would tou do if you lost the battle report i was reading a second ago (you against tau 3,00pts)?
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Ask for a rematch til I did win... if I lost... I'd have alot to think about, and would prob. do me more good than winning really... Learn from your mistakes... right?
What would you do if you never learned...?
Be made of 'win'.
What would you do if I double post in this one post?
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Kill you
What would you do if i said cheese smells?
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I'd say it smells like ..... 7!!!
What would you do if we end this 7 business?
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say no 7times
no no no no no no no
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...
What would yo udo if I came in and ended your standoff?
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Shout at you 7times
DON'T, DON'T, DON'T, DON'T, DON'T, DON'T, DON'T
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU (NOT KNOWING GRANDPA NURGLE LIKE WE DO) DIED?
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I would rot for 7 days.
What would you do If saw your seven and raised you an 8
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I would slap you with a 10
What would you do if i stole this thread so you couldn't reply?
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You Can't...and I'd kill you over the kill above poster thread.
What would you do if you failed all your finals?
-
Get a concrete made 'A+', hang it on my neck and search for a river. Not necessarily in that order...
What would you do if you lost your voice an gained barking instead?
Starky
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Lol i'd start playing 'nids coz that combo of 'nids and barking would be well cool...or i'd paint myself green.
What would you do if i asked this question?
-
You would be beaten into a very bloody pulp... very messy too... I'd probably do it over a newspaper or something.
What would you do if I started using blue font in all my posts?
-
Punch you in the slaneshi place.
what would you do if i started [size=8]typing very bigish[/size]?
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Eventually get used to it.
What would you do if I started typing really small?
How do you write smaller than that?
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Ignore you.
(i dunno i was gonna do smallish writing in my last post but county get it very small)
What would you do if they didn't tell us?
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By a magnifying glass, and the n proably pretend I was Sherlock Holmes.
I don't think we can on the new get us by version of the board.
What would you do if your house evaporated around you?
Razyus
Damn beat me.
Not really care because I don't know what they're meant to have told me.
Question still stands.
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I would be very pissed off, really, as I hadn't moved in yet.
What would you do if I put your ignorance for everyone to witness?
What would you do if I started typing really small?
How do you write smaller than that?
Like before. You can play with sizing by adding 'pt' after the number like 1 or 50 or whatever. (size=1pt)(/size). Example of size 3pt.
Starky
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two answers depending on who's ignorance...
my ignorance: Probably nothing....i'm ignorant :P You guys probably know that
Razyus' ignorance: I dunno probably go downstairs and drink a fruit shoot.
What would you do if i was dancing right now...as i write this very post and do this very dance.
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Ask why you were dancing.
What would you do if I continued to type like this?
-
Meh... it's not that hard to copy/paste into the reply area...
What would you do?
-
If what happened?
What would you do if I found out your secret? (like you did with the tiny text.)
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I'd do it again and get away with it...
If what happened?
-
That.
What would yo udo if I grew 20 ft. tall?
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The bigger they are, ther harder they fall. At that moment 3vil had a hold of me and I trip you.
What would you do if Nurgle was real?
-
smell REALLY BAD
What would you do if khorn was real?
-
Pwn his ass with my Nurgle God.
What would you do if Khorne was pwned... and that Nurgle's power level is over 9000!!!!?
-
Stock up on antibiotics.
What would you do if Imperial Guard conscriptors turned up at your door?
-
Accept their surrender and embrace them into the love that as Grandfather Nurgle.
What would you do if the zombies of all the zombie movies come to life... and all work for Grandfather Nurgle...?
-
Hide. IF I roll about in my own vomit, maybe they won't be able to find me...
What would you do if I rolled around in my own vomit?
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Pet you on the head as you slowly degenerate into my nurgling.
What would you do if you said you'd only participate in one tarvern game, and ended up participating in them all...
<--- Real Life short story ... :'(
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I would accept that fact ( I only stated in the KtAP game, but look at me now).
What would you do if I vomited on you?
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Give you a big hug... then do some slaaneshi stuff to you, then gut you... just to satisfy all the gods............... ....... except Tzeentch of course.
What would you do if Seven of Nine pwned you with her awesome uniform??????
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Ask what you are talking about.
What would you do if I asked you what you were talking about?
-
Tell you I was just watching Star Trek: Voyager.
What would you do if Star Trek came into 40K?
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Blow it up with the Planet Killer.
What would you do if I was it's captain?
-
Tell you to keep dreaming as you wake up in bed.
What would you do if I was in it with you...slaaneshi style... rated-PG 13 of course... ::)
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...Murder you before you walked in the docking bay...
What would you do if you were arrested for no reason?
-
Probably hide the drugs,
What would you do if i spat on your face...
-
Sancty would smile and say: Again!
What would you believe if the bird accused the cat of having eaten the dog?
Starky
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I would believe that I am a new Tavern God and say, "what do you think Starrakatt?"
What would you do if you hadn't given me this awesome gift?
-
Well, you were already on the Good path with the change on name, and your dedication for the board did the rest.
So, I would just have waited a bit more. ;)
What would you do now if Jimmy came at you, trying to destitute you from godhood?
Starky
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This is what I would do: NO
(learn from the best right?)
What would you do if I learned something from you?
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Be scared, for the Earth would tremble...
What would you do if the Earth trembled?
-
I'd get under my desk... and then pray to Grandfather Nurgle the earthquake subsides....
What would you do if it did?
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Make the Ravine bigger so it would happen again.
What would you do if your house fell into the Ravine?
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I wouldn't care, cause I don't own a house...
What would you do if it was your place of residence that fell in... even as the Ravine Lord, it would not care who falls into the Ravine... only that people continue falling into it...
-damn I was trying to make a khorne reference... I don't think it was properly done...
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You see, that will not work. I control the Ravine. I control it and everything inside of it. Wether it was that organism's choice to be in it or not is a completley different matter. Does that not make me a god? My house never falls into the Ravine, but it does envelope you. The Ravine shuts close for a second, turning you into nothing but juices. As the inhabitants of the Ravine drin kyo uto substain themselves, they are dropped by my will into a pit of lava, thus ending you.
What would you do if this was the KtAP thread?
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Destroy you I guess.
What would you do if this entire universe was just a simulation in a computer being used by another species in the true reality.
-
Continue on as normal.
What would you do if they turned us all inside out... and continued our rat like lives?
-
Inside out? Yeah! Blood for the Blood God!
What would you become were you to fall into a titan grinding blender?
Starky
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Pull the plug.
What would you do if I locked you out of the Goovil fortress?
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Use my new puppy's Solar Beams to break through.
What would you do if I pwn the guards with it's Cuteness Attack?
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Release the currently stored Daemonic Legion on you, who are immune to your Cute attacks.
What would you do if the petals came off of your avatar?
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The restraints would be removed... and it's cuteness attack becomes the 'hump everything that moves except for followers of Nurgle attack'... and yes...SOLAR PUPPY is Slaanesh dog... Slaanesh is on vacation and I get to watch over her dog for the summer...
What would you do then?
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Produce my own Khornate puppy of Hate and Destruction to hunt down the Slaaneshi one.
(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi254.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh92%2FGaaraLover1990%2Fsoul-eater.png&hash=31cb00592050ee42b749a8a08922eb568ca047d0)
I assume it would be safer for everyone to avoid that situation.
What would you do if a Tzeentzchling Mutant Dog came upon our cute puppies?
Starky
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Tell Cripple to restrain his dog.
What would you do if my Fifth Wind Puppy (not really a puppy any more) comes and PWNZ00RZ!11!!1one you all?
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I will say ALL OF YOUZ ARE POZERS...
OH YEA< THE NEW GENERATION OF ARMIES WILL DESTROY YOUR POZER PUPPIES:
BEHOLD THE MOO MARINES !!!!
(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi150.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fs98%2FSanctjud%2Fmotivator1089935.jpg&hash=11512e7be73d4d484f42cd1b06928bc276ec99cb)
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF SOLAR PUPPY REALLY PULLED IT OFF !!!!!????
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Pulled off what? Being a Moo Marine? I would be scared then...
What would you do if I beat you in 40k?
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MUUAHHAHA YOU WON'T... cause I'm sneaky like a ninja-pirate and gank all your models....
And then SOLAR PUPPY shows up and you are too distracted with your remainin models and move all your tanks forward with their rear to me.... so SOLAR PUPPY can go slaanesh on their assess..
What woud you do if I ambushed you, vanish, then cheap shot... then stunlock you till you died.... and no... you are not a Frost mage nor a pally....?
-
Let my stunt double take the hits as I slit your throat from behind.
What would you do if I could move anywhere without being heard?
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LET THE SOLAR PUPPY RATIATE ITS AWESOMENESS AND SEE YOUR SHADOW, then I throw a pokeball at you and capture you...
OMG, I CAUGHT FIFTHWIND... Ohhh it's a Lord type... and it's got the special skill; "Shall not let Heralds of Twilight Die"... coolz !!!
What would you do if I CHOOSE YOU ???!!?!?!?
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Turn around and attack you AKA Ash's Charizard (I feel sad again for even remembering that...).
What would you do if I kept reciting useless information from Pokemon?
-
SIGH AS I'M THINKING ABOUT DROPPING THIS WHOLE THING... FUNNY AT THE BEGINNING...
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF IT DOESN'T STOP?
-
Go watch a better anime.
What would you do if I pointed you to real Good animation to watch?
Starky
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Scream.
What would you do if I screamed?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO!
...Fine, Sanctjud... you win the Internet...
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...Fine, Sanctjud... you win the Internet...
Quoted from Fifthwind.
What would I do... thank Fifthwind for that.
What would you do if I won the internet?
-
What I am doing right now.
What would you do if I ordered something from Forgeworld and actually got it within a reasonable time?
-
Call FW and ask who's on the performance enhancing drugs...
What would you do if I got a FW Manta?
-
Call you mad.
What would you do were you proven insane?
Starky
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It would make sense that he actually got the Manta, instead of a (Probably cheaer) CHAOS TITAN (just paint it green).
What would you do if I proxied my Warlord titan?
-
Get onto the table and proxy myself as Daemon Prince Sanctjud...oh... there will be alot of cries of cheese then...as I've got cheese in my pockets and throw them around... they are the size of the 4 leaf ordinance templates.... MUUAHHAHAH..
What would you do I change my avatar again?
-
All puppies are good, and your puppy is really good.
What would you do if I beat you with the new Daemons?
-
With your Uber unfluff list... if I were to play you, I'd break out the kroot merc list...load up on th maxed number of models...and carpet the field with kroot...
Not only would you lose, you won't be able to arrive on the table...pwned that hard...
What would you do if we actually played a serious game?
-
Play against you. Duh.
What would you do if I started saying duh at the end of every post?
Duh.
-
Tell you that you are quite the 'In-duh-vidual'... Dilbert ftw?
What would you do if we have a Dilbert convention here?
-
I would run, very fast.
What would you do if everyone on 40kO was able to get together (besides the tournament that I can't attend since it is in another different country)?
-
Beat them all with the Death Dealers.
What would you do if Goovil were to go full 3vil?
-
Shake sadly My head at your blatant incomprehension of the nature of Goovil.
It just can't happens as the True Power actually include 3vil.
What would you do were you to lose all of your Nurgly powerz?
Starky
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I would use full advantage of his weakened state to convert him to the Fifth Wind.
What would you do if the Puppy Lord started playing the Fifth Wind Legion?
-
I would put on a gas mask and hope it's enough to survive the foul odors of the Sixth Wind after the Puppy Lord had some baked beans
What would you do if some bored n00bs were to haxx0r this forum again?
-
Send the Sixth Wind on his ass... and kill him and regain my awesome powers from Grandfather Nurgle....
What would you do if there was an influx of chaos players that are trying not be my peons anymore?
-
Make them my apprentices!
What would you do if everyone on the boards that played chaos deleted their accounts?
-
Say this:
"MUUUAHHAHAHAHAHHA I'M THE RULER OF CHAOS NOW>>>> SCREW GOOVIL AND THE TAVERN GODS>>> I'M MADE OF 'AWESOME' AND 'WIN'.... and I get to change the colors on the Heralds of Twilight...and get to" ...etc etc etc.
But that's not gonna happen...
What would you do....... if I wanted to make an army that's like Iron Hands and Space wolves.... and call them..... SPACE HANDS... sounds so much better than... *gasp* Iron Wolves !!!!!!!!!!!! ;D
-
I would brutally smash your entire death guard army in front of you... and then start a Tzeentchian one.
What would you do if I did that?
-
Ask you to do it again.
What would you do if Sancty lost his God-ship for his above statement?
-
It won't, cause I said that statement would never happen.
What would you do if you actually read and understood my post, and NOT try and make fool of a Tavern God.... which is impossible unless we let it happen.
-
I did, but with the right cropping, I can completley change the meaning:
SCREW GOOVIL AND THE TAVERN GODS
Like that.
What would you do if I continued doing this?
-
Ignore you, which makes your head explode.
What would you do if my Avatar was real?
-
Watch as they both destroy the world.
What would you do if I became President of the US?
-
/shrug and move on with my life...
What would you do if the Eldar/Chaos combo relieved you of your president job?
-
Ask how that is possible.
What would you do if the axed Eldar like they did Squats?(Because they finally died out)
-
Laugh as Gutstikk and Moc065, and the other Eldar players beat you into submission...
What would you do if they did it anyway?
-
Direct them in your fluff-killing direction.
What would you do if you got beat for killing fluff?
-
I wouldn't get beat up... just look at the fire prisms... THAT is daemonically possessed.
What would you do if... there is Chaos Grey Knights?
-
Cry over the irony.
What would you do if the great unclean one had a shower?
-
Rejoice as it would shower down Nurglings...
What would you do if my Pm's smelled...like REAAALLLLYY smelled...win by default?
-
Win by force.
What would you do if I spoke in an unknown dialect?
-
Tell you to learn the language: Americanglish. :P
What would you do If I changed my Avatar again?
-
Ask how to get an avatar in the first place.
What would you do if GW brought back the Squats for 5th edition?
-
Send the tyranids at them again...maybe my Nurglings this time...
What would you do if I told you to access your profile from the bar above and select the options on the left side, like the first 2 options in the second box... then choose a picture from your comp...and click save..?
-
Tell you that mine is just fine.
What would you do if I started a new tavern game that revolved aound beating the above poster's quote?
-
Not much... as it would be pretty boring as only the Tavern Gods here would participate... cause we are the only one's who are awesome enough to best each other.
What would you do if I just finished Commencement at Boston University?
-
Say "good job"
What would you do if I showcased my Chaos Dwarves (once I get some GS)?
-
Shake your greenstuff encrusted hand.
What would you do if I changed my name?
-
Say congrats again for graduating.
What would you do if I changed my name once I graduated High School (in two years)?
-
Tell you are a newb and you got a LOOOONG way to go.
And since you told me were you are on the food chain... I think I'm gonna start addressing you as if I was an older family member... hmmmm....
What would you do If I came over for dinner?
-
Tell you are a newb and you got a LOOOONG way to go.
And since you told me were you are on the food chain... I think I'm gonna start addressing you as if I was an older family member... hmmmm....
Bleh, same for you!
What would you do If I came over for dinner?
Sit you at the n00b place.
What would you do were all the records of your presence in Uni and of your graduation burned?
Starky
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I wouldn't really care... wasn't my idea in the first place...I'm truely an easy going guy.
What would you do If I started throwing food over at the Non-n00b place?
-
Move you to the Super-N00b table.
What would you do if the chair you sat in was so small that when you got up you couldn't take it off of you?
-
Get fatter and crush it under My weight.
What would you do were Sancty to sit on you a slap you silly?
Starky
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I would vomit at the horrendous grammar at your above statement.
What would you do if you continued to make so many mistakes?
-
Well, I'm waiting for you to show Me the correct way, remember?
What would you do were I to become obnoxious about your Grammarnazism?
Starky
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Continue to remid you that you granted me this postition, remember?
What would you do if I didn't know what you were referring to in terms of Me showing You the correct way?
-
Just correct My sentence... ::)
What would you do if I really wanted to know what I did wrong?
Starky
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Become scared that your 3vil Level is falling.
What would you do if I was the Supreme Lord of Goovil?
-
Tell you to get your name straight.
What would you do if you lost both titles.
-
Go to Profile -> Forum Profile, and then just change my name again.
What would you do if Nurgle was really Tzeentch misleading you?
-
Tell you that your Tzeentchian ways of deceit will not cloud my eyes... I see through you and cough on you...
... you Nurgling wanna-be... you know it.
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Aha! Tzeentch did trick you! He has mislead you into not posting a question! See?
what would you do if you realized I was right?
-
Say nurgle smells.
What would you do if I started to use my copy & paste powers to copy & paste from the first page of this game?
-
You do not know the horors Goovil can bring you for such a Heresy.s
What would you do if I showed up at your front door (again)?
-
pistolwhip yyou with a welrod.
what would you do while I tripple s'd (shoot shovel shut the hell up)
-
I would scream, then I would faint. And after awakening I would just think it was cool.
What would you do now that I used my powers, eh Windy, what now?
-
No...
First off, I have Powerz, not your lowly powers.
Second, you have done nothing to show off these "powers", while I have shown multiple times the horrors of the Ravine.
What would you do if you were trapped falling over and over again into the Ravine?
-
I would scream, then I would faint. And after awakening I would just think it was cool.
What would you do now that I used my powers, eh Windy, what now?
Take THAT windy!!!!
-
I would kick you repeatedly until you stopped moving...For various reasons.
What would you do if after solving the Windy taunting I've noticed over the last couple posts, I found something that Slaanesh and Khorne could truly agree on...skullbeslubber ing.
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watch and post vids on redtube
#what would you do in response?
-
Tell you to wait till you get past 777 post before you 'join the big boys'.
What would you do if I put you in the kiddie table?
-
put the puppy outside for the night.
what would you do if I sang out of tune
-
Send the Wolves at you.
What would you do if you weren't such a newb here..?
-
Try to get 10 more posts so I wouldn't be.
What would you do if I somehow managed to get those ten posts in the next 30 minutes before I went to bed from boredom?
-
Nothing, cause that last post wasn't really for you.
What would you do if you actually find out a week from now you REALLY don't like making all your posts pink? ;D
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Be shocked that I somehow finally managed to feel something akin to shame.
What would you do if the pink writing was enough to get my arch nemesis (I seem to have a few of those...Dylan, Shade, Gunlinetastic, Whisper, pick one) to make his text red?
-
Moc065 would beat their asses...
What would you do if we all went Slurgle?
-
Throw you all into the Ravine.
What would you do if Angel actually showed an example of his powers?
-
I would scream, then I would faint. And after awakening I would just think it was cool
What would you do if I used my ULTIMATE 100% COOL, UNIMAGINABLY AWESOME POWER OF you don't deserve to see my powers, windy.
-
Your power of what, forgetting to capitalize my name?
I don't deserve to see it, or you don't have any?
What would you do if I could fly?
-
Shoot you down like the ducky you are...you make bathtime so much fun.... ..oh crap did I say that outloud....
What would you do if I continued describing the graphic details?
-
Squelch you and go shop for a better graphics card.
What would you do if your puppy turned out to be Tzeentch?
-
It wouldn't... you do not know the history of my dog.... if I told it you would despair like I would.
What would you do if I bring back SOLAR PUPPY!?!?!??!
-
I would stick around to hear the squelching noises once Int Main() gets ahold of it.
What would you do if Solar Puppy was under my command?
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nut you with a brick.
what wpuld you do when I smashed the brick?
-
Tell you to double check your post.
What would you do if the Tavern Gods ruled over the rest of these forums?
-
Lead the revolt.
What would you do if I became a Tavern God?
-
Craft an altar of code.
What would you do if I became high priest.
-
Tell you to keep away from the children.
What would you do if the children you were near had razors?
-
Tell them to use it.
What would you do if I suddenly dissapeared from this forum?
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Take your name.
What would you do if you 'caught' my cold?
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Wonder how since we are literally in opposite parts of the United States.
What would you do if I rang your doorbell asking for a battle?
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Cough on you and say I win...
What would you do if I sent my hugs through the internet for you...?
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Wonder how in the Fifth Wind that would be possible.
What would you do if the Fifth Wind caught on through teh 1nt3rw3bz?
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People would be asking "what sort of Nurgle's fart is fifth wind..."?
What would you do if Slurgle ruled the world?
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Get Tzheeorne To kill it!!
What would you do if we were combined to make Darktjud
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No... I would kill it, cuase the name doesn't work....Holy Judge turned to Dark Judge just doesn't have that ring to it...
What would you do if you were discriminating against 'Dark' people darkangel08?
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Throw a hobo at them!!
What would you do if the hobo did slanesshi stuff to your dog?
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He can't, cause my dog is powder, 6 feet under in a sealed vault...
What would you do if I buried you 6 feet under?
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Be surprised that you didn't bury him 7 feet.
What would you do if I ate people?
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Tell you that you'd be solving overpopulation and world hunter in one go.
What would you do if I joined you?
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Eat you.
What would you do if GW went back to their old Chaos rules?
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Throw a party with you as the main dish.
What would you do if I stuffed an apple in your mouth as well..?
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Mistake said apple for an S&M ball gag and enjoy myself. Join the cannibalistic festivities.
What would you do if he wasn't quite dead yet?
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All the better...Great.. a true Slurgle duo playing with Fifth before we eat him...
Despair and pleasure an awesome combo....
What would you do if we played Beyonce music in the background?
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Find something to play to add to the pleasure side to balance out the despair of Beyonce.
What would you do if I recruited you to help stop Khorne from taking credit for an assault on the Eldar started by the Emperors Children?
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laagh, as I am RAGE INCARNATE!!!!
What would you do if my rage spilled over and contaminated Slurge?
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Hope that said rage had no effect on our ability to spell one syllable words.
What would you do if Shade dared to challenge the Chaos Space Marines and had to leave the game because the Daemons got wiped out?
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Laugh before I pwn you.
What would you do if I started talking 1337, but stayed a Grammarnazi?
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Tell you the Ravine looks down on you now.
What would you do if Star Trek vs. Star Wars movie comes out?
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Hide in the Ravine.
What would you do if the Ravine became a bunker for such an event?
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Root for Star trek entirely so they would lose like the thing I side with does in every other vs. movie Shade makes me watch.
What would you do if people realized that Predators would get slaughtered and Jason is a little be-atch?
Wooh, I got ninjad and my response still vaguely fits.
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Preds DO get slaughtered... and laugh as I agree Jason is a newb.
What would you do if my Daemonettes have the Mark of Nurgle as well..?
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Have a complicated decision to make.
Pro's: They're Daemonettes
Daemonettes is pretty close to Succubus without the awkward dying part.
They're Daemonettes.
Cons: They have Canceryphilis.
What would you do if I found a way to get around that last part?
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Tell you to just live with it.
What would you do if there are Daemons with 3 A, rending, T4, 5++, FNP....7 points each?
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Kick it in the teeth and punch it in the balls.
What would you do if I did the above to you?
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I don't know, I'd think I'd enjoy the teeth on my balls and punch kicking you as well...
What would you do if I did that to you...cause Slurgle is always there to 'turn things around'.
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Still be standing in shock that Flonky came back.
What would you do if you knew that Flonky was still addicted to CoH(or something like that)?
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Try to get him onto something more healthy... Like crack...
What would you do if I were to kick that puppy in Sancjud's avatar?
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*sigh*... you haven't been here in a while Mr. Q7... *sigh*
Anyone want to explain?
What would you do if it is impossible for you to do anything to my dog?
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I am a follower of Khorne... Even if its impossible it won't stop me chasing after it with foam spraying from my mouth. :P
What would you do if I hypothetically did manage to kick the puppy?
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You won't... give it a rest... the dog is not of this world any more... you'd be kicking at dust and ash... and even then, it's most likely not part of my dog.
What would you do if you were really that gullible and choose to chase down dust...?
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Well then I would hit it with a chainaxe on the off chance that it is a Thousand Sons Rubric Marine out of armour...
What would you do if I had actually had the time to read back in the thread to check what I had missed?
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Applaud you for 2 reasons... killing the dust of Thousand sons... and read the threads...
I mean plural... the answers you are looking for will be somewhere in the 7 or so 'hot' games...
What would you do AFTER you've read it all...?
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Collapse from mental exhaustion and lolz...
What would you do if I were to spontaneously combust?
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Don't waste the pieces and feed SULAR PUPPY!!!
What would you do if the Nurlglings and Slurglings got there first...and started eating you with out SOLAR PUPPY??
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Rip my Blood Feeder from my own chest and use it to take their heads for the skull throne... :P
What would you do if I killed all of your poncy Nurglings and Slurglings?
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You wouldn't, there's an infinite amount of them...
But it would be hard to start... cause when you ripped out the Bloodfeeder, it also took out your heart... stirring the local thirsters and khorne daemons to take your heart and crush it to drink all the blood from it.
What would you do If I was having dinner?
-
I would reply and wait politely for you to finish so our battle of questions can resume...
What would you do if I called shenanigans on your claim to be eating dinner?
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muurhr mruhr mrhurrhr
mrurh mrurm mrur r m yr r r nrh ?
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Well sir since I am of the hetrosexual disposition I would not accept your offer...
What would you do if I were to take your mumblings to mean something completely out of context?
-
Um... Slurgle... hello... I'd be the dominator... if you are interested...
What would you do if it's worse if you take my mumblings to mean something completely out of context...?
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Well then I might just have to take you up on your metaphorical offer... ::)
And yes I am aware that I am making less sense as time goes on...
What would you do if I somehow got the last word in this little war?
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You won't... you only rank 5th in that server... EPIC FAILURE on your part.
What would you do if you were rank....7TH?
-
Well in that case I would have to have the guy hold up 2 fingers on his other hand and change the text on my avatar...
What would you do if you were ranked last on the server?
-
Nothing as I wouldn't be playing it in the first place...if I had to.... I'd go Slurgle and screw my team mates... and get negative places....
What would you do if I kept killing you in the game.... whether I'm on your team or not?
-
Well then I would have to keep stealing the vehicles and crashing them so that everybody had to wait for them to respawn...
What would you do if the server crashed?
EDIT: AHA! Sancjud is offline! I got the last word! :P
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Not anymore...though I'd go elsewhere if the server crashed...
What would you do if your terms of getting the last word were not settled yet?
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I would steal the last word!!!!!
What would you do to get it back???
huh? what then pup...
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Well then I would have to say that by comparision of our post counts, you calling me "pup" was a very silly move... Then while you contemplate that I will sneak past you and steal the last word back.
What would you do if I were to take a dump on your sofa while I was in your house stealing the last word back?
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Tell you to keep it down and/or go to the doctor... you crap is red...
What would you do if this whole 'last word' thing was futile?
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*Sigh* We have been over this... For a follower of Khorne, nothing is futile...
What would you do if I said I should probably be revising for my exams and this whole thing is just distracting me?
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I'd tell you I went through the same thing, and it's not THAT bad.
What would you do if you got hammered the night before...?
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Well the exam is tomorrow and I have a gallon of cider in my fridge... ::)
But I would just go to the exam hungover and probably fail AS History...
What would you do if I failed AS History?
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Tell you to take IB HL History... it's more fun, 2 day exam...
What would you do If I tole you I got a 7 on it?
-
I would ask what the hell the significance of a score of 7 is...
What would you do if i gave up and said you win this little war?
-
Continue it with who ever's next...
What would you do if you never leave here?
-
Well then I would fail at life completely and become a true taverner...
What would you do if I managed to leave?
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Like I said, continue with someone else.
What would you do if you had no hands to show your ranking on that server?
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Well I have feet...
What will you do when you realise I won't give up?
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Make sure you are dead.
What would you do if I changed my name?
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Roll my eyes and say, "what's new..."
What woud you do if I got another awesome SOLAR PUPPY photo??
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Run around the room and go
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
What would you do if solor puppy was scared of the camara?
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I wouldn't matter, the pic was already taken...
What would you do if you had trouble with the order of things...?
-
Write a list (BACKWARDS)
What would you do if I lost the list?
-
Tell you to bake a cake.... and laugh at the attempt...
What would you do if you were a baker??
-
I am actually a very good cook
(When my mum lets me)
What would you do if you were a Dead Person?
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ALL HAIL GRANDFATHER NURGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
What would you do if I hunted you down and tried to hug you with my decaying corpse... and give you Nurgle's Rot?
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Say I already have it!!
What WILL you do When you realise that NURGLE ISNT REAL!!!!!
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Tell you, you have no idea how false that statement is...esp. on the internet...
What would you do if I told you this whole world is an illusion?
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Tell you to lay off the magic muchrooms!!!
What would you do if muchrooms were not really magic!!!
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Tell you they are magically delicious.
What would you do if I completely ripped that off from some company?
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say THEYRE GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What would you do if we got sued for this?
-
Enjoy the show... Judge Judy is supposed to be hysterical...
What would you do if I got Popcorn?
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Steal it!!!
What would you do if you choked on it?
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I couldn't, you have it.
What would you do if you still have problems with ordering things...?
-
Say "Oh yeah"
What would you do if I told you that we should fill this entire page with "to and thro" AGAIN!!??
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I'd tell you we are almost there.
What would you do if we took this elsewhere?
-
Say "I'm not going into a dark allyway with you" you would then force me to go in and do slanesshi stuff to me!!!
What would you do if our roles were swapped in the above story?
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It wouldn't I'm the Slurgle guy... you are dominated while I'm the dominant... you really have problems with order...
What would you do if your virgin eyes had to witness the awesomeness that is Slurgle in action?
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Put on some sunglasses, and then waste him.
What would you do if I wasted you.
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You can't... firstly... I don't die.... secondly.... I don't get drunk....
What would you do if I invited you to the Slurgle Bar...?
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Devote myself to slurgle
What would you do If Slurgle rejected you?
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It can't, I built the bar. I go, it dies.
What would you do if I said, "can't say the same for you though..."?
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Poke you!!
What would you do if Khorne went on a rampage and destroyed the Bar?
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Khorne wouldn't, he'd be drinking a Khornteeny, shaken AND stirred. He'll also be distracted by the blood fountain...
What would you do if you were the entertainment...... the pole kind..?
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Dude....Im a boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What would you do if you liked boys?
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I don't like little boys.... but the Slurgle bar does...
Dude....Im a boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And? Does that really change anything..?
Answer: No... you have plenty of holes to fill.....
Is that too graphic??
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What would you do if you had played by the rules?
-
I would steal both of your blades, chop one of them in half and give the halves back you, forcing you to invert your username(one blade as two lololol).
What would you do if Slurgle were to split into 2 halves?
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Have a party and send the bill to Sanct!!
What would you do if Sanct met you in a dark ally?
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I know what I'd do.... don't know if you all would want to hear it with all your virgin ears and eyes.
What would you do if it were too graphic?
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Be disturbed that you had found something too graphic for me.
What would you do if i got 1 Slurgle roll per game with my Slaaneshi daemons? (7 daemonettes, 7 rends.)
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Call that foreplay.
What would you do if I said: "Beam me up Scotty"?
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Ask you not to call me Scotty.
What would you do if my name were Scotty?
-
Ask you to "beam me up"...
What would you do if there were other meanings to that phrase?
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Expect them to be very graphic.
What would you do if I was right?
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Tell you to wait for the pics.
What would you do if I posted a battle report?
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Inform you have mentioned that in several other tavern games threads already.
What would you do if I asked you the result?
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Tell you to go read the battle report. Then, I would kill you for your terrible grammar.
Inform you have mentioned that in several other tavern games threads already.
"Inform you have mentioned" Honestly...
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What would you do if you forgot something.
Tell you to follow the rules and ask the question.
What would you do if you read the battle report?
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Congratulate you on your victory against my hated foes.
What are my hated foes?
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Those play things that go limp when you tear off all their limbs.
What would you do if I did some other game like Flames of War or Fantasy?
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Kick your ass!
What would you do if I failed to carry out said asskicking?
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I'd give you a hug and convert you over to Slurgle were you will be my entertainment on the pole.
What would you do if you were on the pole.
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Commit suicide.
What would you do I flamered you before you could hug me?
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I'd take a bite out of some delicious rotten liver, and then give you a hug, convert you to Slurgle and then defile your flamed corpse....
TheJester would join me... and Anza-san would watch and she's get turned on and actually look at us... YAAAAY.
What would you do if I continued?
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Nuke the place.
What would you do if I actually had nukes.
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Tell you they are useless at my Slurgle Bar... were I'm the god there.
What would you do if I invited you there?
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Burn the invitation.
What would you do if I came?
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Two Words: Forced Services.
What would you do if our boats floated?
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Assume it had more than one meaning.
What would you do if I sunk them.
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We have more than one boat.... just think of Japanese Manga's on the subject........
What would you do if you were the 'entertainment'... and suicide doesn't help.
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Involve you.
What would you do if you enjoyed it?
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It won't be me enjoying it.... it'll be the other Taverners... I'm only there to oversee that things run smoothly.
YOU DO NOT want to see or hear or read what I enjoy.....your virgin eyes and hears would bleed.... bleed a river.
What would you do if you had 7 cars?
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Feel hard done by because I have ten.
What would you do if you had 6 wishes
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Wish for 7, the holy number.
What would you do if I killed you in the killing thread?
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My ghost would kill you back!
What would you do if you failed to kill me (epic fail...) and I killed you?
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Tell you that you are slowly becoming like me.
And as Nurgle's Favored Chaos Poster, if I died, I'd just come back out in the forests of Nurlge.
What would you do if you had to choose one car?
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Choose your titan instead.
What would you do then?
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Tell you, you are an idiot... cause car =/= titan.
What would you do if we discovered you lost your brain like DA08?
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Steal DA08's. Then look for mine. I've just realised that woudn't work. His brain isn't clever enough...
What would you do if DA08 came to your bar?
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Tell him to get off the bear that he's dry humping
What would you do if I grow tired of you?
-
Be happy. (If that's a euphemism ;))
What would you do if I used a smiley again?
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Tell you to stop playing with yourself, and that you'll go blind that way.
What would you do if you went blind on Viagra?
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It probably has already happened to you...
What would you do if I was right?
-
You wouldn't be, else we wouldn't have this conversation.
What would you do if DA08 jumped in?
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THIS!!
What would you do if I didnt?
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Still leave, you two play nice.
What would you guys do if there was 1 brain between the two of you?
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Be very suprised!
What would you do if you read the rest of this thread?
-
Waste a lot of time...
What would you do if I could type faster than you?
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Scream NINJA'D!!
What would you do if ninjas were really monkeys?
-
Cheer for the Ninja Monkey King.
What would you do if there were Ninja Pirates?
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There are ninja pirates.
What would you do if I proved it?
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Clap.
What would you do if DA08 stopped posting?
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Take a long time to notice....
What would you do if I stopped posting?
-
Claim victory a second time today.
What would you do if I took a victory lap?
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Trip you.
What would you do if I won?
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You didn't...
What would you do if we banter some more?
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... umm... keep bantering.
What would you do if this never ended?
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Never stop... like post this:
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What would you do if I did this for all the games?
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Continue coming up with random replies while my favorite part of the site is deserted.
What would you do if I found a way to take out Shade's mech tau with a Slaaneshi daemon army. (He didn't start them entirely to get a win against my daemons...no...of course not.)
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Clap for you... and tell you to just go Death Dealers.
What would you do if I was behind you... with Thunderbeads... making you finish your work...?
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Wonder what work I was supposed to be finishing...
What would you do if I gave you work to do?
-
Tell TheJester to do it.
What would you do if I keep making fun of DA08?
-
Ask you Why?
Why?
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Because.
What would you do if I answered your question more formally later today?
-
I am not your be-atch, Sancty...just Anza-Chan's
What would you do if I had a spell called Summon Greenstuff?
-
Say "thank you, mate I lost mine!"
What would you do if I said that Dark Angel08 is a Gay Backstabbing jerk?
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Wooooo... you get +2 on my Favorite List...
OMG, you've past DA08.... congrats.
What would you do if I was your Hero?
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Hug you!!
What would you do if I got nurgles rot?
-
Look at your oddly and mention something about T-Dog
What would you do If I asked what happened with the whole DA08 thing?
DEAR GOD!!! THERE COMING OUT OF THE FRIKING WALLS!!!!
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Say that my heros are only me and random english major only innuendos...plus I guess heralds of Slaanesh now.
What would you do if The Count posted while I was typing this?
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say that you posted while I typed this!!!!
What ACTUALLY happend with DA08?
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I believe we may have taunted him a bit...mainly Sancty though.
What would you do if I converted the state of Vermont to Slaanesh worship?
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He "Quit".... I got evidence and pics of it too, just check out the games...
I would praise TheJester for Vermont.
What would you do if I was listening to 80's music?
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As long as it isnt the beatles say "ROCK ON!!"
What would you do if I followed Nurgle?
-
Ask if you considered yourself more of a chaos warrior or a chaos marine.
What would you do if I decided my entire view of you based on that question?
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Be scared to answer!
What would you do if I didn't know what Ninja'd meant?
-
Probably give you a highly detailed response ;)
What would you do if I collected ultra smurfs
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Laugh!!
What would you do if I had a laughing fit? :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Kill you.
What would you do If we found out that you where indeed DA08 in disguise?
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Call you crazy!
What would you do if I asked you how you came to that conclusion?
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Not answer, for you are a worm and do not deserve my attention.
What would you do If I was right?(In that you are DA08)
-
Say that you accused me of being gunlinetastic.
What would you do if Shade was a Khornate Tau player?
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Not be surprised at all.
What would you do if The Masque was beaten in close combat by Tau Fire Warriors? O, wait that actually happened.
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Tell them about all the other games you played against my daemons.
What would you do if I bought 6 flamers entirely for use against Shade?
-
say that you have WAAAAAY to much cash!
What would you do if I said that Tinky Winky is really a man in a suit?
-
Ask how you thought they got that name before you figured that out...
What would you do if Shade was a little be-atch
-
Laugh at your Typo!!
What would you do if I made a typo?
-
Go meh and not care to much.
What would you do if everyone found out that TheJester is just some tall skinny kid who can't but up a fight?
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Laugh.
What would you do if I ate your avatar?
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Laugh cos you just ate a pile of living crap!!
What would you do if I poked you in the eye?
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To killy dude:
Tell you that the word typo is a common noun and isn't starting a sentence.
What would you do if I pointed out every typo you made until you went back and edited out the proof that I made one?
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Kick ya in the nuts.
What would you do if I changed my profile once a day?
-
Notice that you were doing it twice as often now, Ventris.
What would you do if I found some way to entertain myself ouytside Tavern Games?
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Say OMFG he has a life.
What would you do if I killeda keeper of secrets in one turn of shooting?
-
Call you aeither very lucky or a liar!
What would you do if Ikilled the keeper of secrets in one turn of movement?
-
Kill you then myself, in trying to figure out how.
What would you do if I converted this entire board into my slaves?
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...Ignoring that...Say that you had a very good prediction of how my scatter die would roll and laugh.
What would you do if I continued ignoring Shade?
-
egg you on!!
What would you do if all eggs were rotten?
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Kill you.
What would you do If I ignored The Jester, and got everyone else to?
-
Start a poll saying "Shade (little tau be-atch) or Jester (Slaanesh's Chosen)"
What would you do if Shade got the Eldar and Tau, and i got everyone else?
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Ask what you would do with them?
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What would you do if you remebered to ask a question?
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Not care
What would you do if I took the Eldar and Tau, and crushed The Jester through sheer skill numbers and shots.[color]
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Continually pass my invulnerable and sic the hordes of the warp on you.
What would you do if I had a Blade of Blood and a Pendant of Slaanesh?
-
Say you were playing fantasy not 40k.
What would you do if I used a rending sword and termie armour on my chaos lord?
-
Laugh that one no longer exists and one is worse than loyalist termi armor for some reason.
What would you do if I continued using the Hordes of Chaos book until November?
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dunno
What would you do if you were lactose intolerent?
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Die.
What would you do if everyone execpt me was Lactose intolerant?
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Drink less milk?
What would you do if lactose intolerant infants internally combusted?
-
Probably die of laughter
What would you do if I did't post for a little bit to change my profile?
-
Get confused!! ???
what would you do if I stabbed your tea pot with a spork?
-
Confiscate it. Sporks are for rending human flesh only.
What would you do if sporks were also for eating delicious things like Pork Fried Rice? (They have them in my favorite chinese place)
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Say WOO HOO PORK!!!
What would you do if this entire game was eaten by a hamster?
-
Eat the hamster.
What would you do if I signed off for a while to do homework?
-
What is this "homework" you speak of?
In my experience teachers don't give detentions cos then they have to sit there too!
Although I'm only in year 9
-
What would you do if you asked a question?
Haha, left school this week! (GCSEs)
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I will remember to play properly soon!
What would you do if I threw a pen at you?
-
Throw a grenade back.
What would you do if I actually had grenades?
-
Say that real men don't need them.
What would you do if I had Aura of Acquiescence?
-
Not be affected cos I'm hardcore.
What would you do if I had 'stream of corruption'?
-
Wear a quarntine suit.
What would you do if I could hold a sword as big as clouds?
-
Say "WOW"
What would you do if you dropped said sword?
-
Go to the doctor, beacuse it would probably cut something off.
What would you do if I threw said sword at you?
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Die
What would you do if you missed?
-
Catch it and own him with a Blurry Moon.
WWhat would you do if my trench coat became red with a gold shoulderpad?
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Not notice!
What would you do if there was a fight outside my house?
(cos there actually is!)
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Join in and win it.
What would you do if Shade changed his profile again?
-
Already did.
What would you do if I did one more time?
-
Rend your flesh with a plastic beaker!
What would you do if I gave you a REALY low UBER RATING, like you did me?
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Not really care, you are a newb and are not of notice, that is until you join my ranks and become one of my soldiers.
What would you do if I killed TheJester?
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kick his body!!
What would you do if he became a zombie?
-
See Zombie apoc. thread.
What would you do if I stole your car?
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Ask where you got the blessed weapon because as Shyler knows, I'm part incubus.
What would you do if I called Shyler right now?
I got ninja'd twice and don't care because I had a good response...
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???WHO THE HECK IS HE???
BTW I'm 14 I cant drive!
What would you do if I could?
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,Ignoring Killy
Ask if you even have her number.
What would you do if her boyfriend killed you for trying to talk to her?
Now killy, Shyler is a girl.
Race ya.
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Depends on whether this boyfriend was you or not.
What would you do if, to paraphrase the song Shade was just listening to I "beslubbered her like i was never going to see her again"?
-
Get the media!
What would you do if they actually cared?
-
It dont matter cos they wont!
:D :D AWWW TheJester is in love!! :D :D
What would you do if Jester got rejected?
-
The same thing as now, make fun of him, for he will be rejected.
What would you do If I tol Thejester all the stories I know of Shyler?[color]
-
I don't do love. I do unloved and affection starved.
What would you do if Shade hadn't quite figured out what he should and shouldn't take seriously. (Nothing and Everything)
-
What do you think he is taking seriously?
What would you do if TheJester turned to nurgle?
-
Throw a party!!
What would you do if he turned loyalist?
-
Be surprised, very surprised.
What would you do if I changed my army?
-
Dance. Naked. With various females. And Ben.
What would you do if you weren't invited?
-
Be Glad.
What would you do if I was invited to a party at Anza's place and you weren't?
-
Well, you would be gone for a while, so...you know.
What would you do if I looked in a phonebook?
-
I like the way you said
looked in
And not read LOL
What would you do if you got lost on your way to bed?
(Bye guys, I'm off c'ya tomorrow!)
-
Find my way to Ben's mother's (Dear Slaanesh I hope she's not dead)
What would you do if i explained that we never said goodnight to each other?
-
Say good night even though it is 5p.m
What would you do if I hit you with a phonebook?
-
Take it, read it, find Shyler, mount her, you know, the basics.
What would you do if Shyler all of a sudden started dressing attractively again?
-
She still does, to normal people. Not you though.
What would you do if her number was unlisted?
-
Be very sad because not only am I not gettiing laid, but tavern replies are no longer showing up in my unread replies...
What would you do if I dosed you with ecstasy, had you sniff something of hers and used you as a bloodhound to find her?
-
Lol, like you could afford ecstasy.
What would you do if I dealed ecstasy?
-
Take lots. See if I really act like the guy from "The Girl Next Door."
What would you do if I got bored and finished the writing i was supposed to do today?
-
Wait for someone else to come online and see what happens.
What would you do if I got offline to paint and play GTA4
-
Be annoyed that I wasn't painting.
What would you do if Alex randomly signed on?
-
Nothing, as I do not know who this Alex is.
What would you do if while you where offline I took control of the Tavern?
-
...to start, you've been anti greenstuff the whole time, don't t remind me of that.
Ask how you managed to control anything when you can barely spell it.
What would you do if things were rather dull and boring in my life?
-
Spice it up with some Sanctjud Sauce... if you know what I mean... wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
What would you do if you knew the full meaning of that?
-
Be absolutely amazed. Mostly because I didn't read it...
What would you do if I actually read all of the earlier posts?
-
Show you some more....where are those pics???
What would you do if I sent you pics?
-
Become less innocent, MUCH less innocent!!
What would you do if I was guilty?
-
Not be very suprised.
What would you do if DA08 came back?
-
Kill him.
What would you do if Killy dude was DA08?
-
Have an even better excuse to sacrifice him to Slaanesh.
What would you do if killy dude was secretly the first ever Khorne worshipper to learn things like tactics and is trying to infiltrate Slurgle?
-
Support him, Slurgle will fall. Poofy will live for ever.
What would you do if I Poofy was to turn into the cheesist player ever.
-
Outcheese you.
What would you do if I called you a cheese poof?
-
Finally eat that Cheese Falcon.
What would you do if I made some Plague Cheese?
-
Call it green stilton.
What would you do if I ate it and enjoyed it?
-
Tell you to eat more... I'll save my hugs for another day.
What would you do if I was a 'Jumper'?
-
??? recycle you?
What would you do if that was painful?
-
I make my FNP roll, for once.
What would you do if I was in a Library laughing out loud?
-
Ask you what was funny, and hope it would make me laugh...
What would you do if that was the first of many random emo comments for the night?
-
Tell you to
suck try harder...your emo status has everything to do with my laughing.
You can never be more emo that Mortarion...he's the emo of the millennium...
What would you do if I rode Anza... would make the night pretty interesting... esp. when she slaps me... and you for videotaping...
-
Wait for you to pass out and give her a lay she would actually enjoy.
What would you do if my years of Slaanesh worship had left me rather incubus like?
-
Don't worry, your skin would work very well as a Trojan...
What would you do if this:
<-------
Is my new look?
-
Be annoyed by the lack of Slurgle references.
What would you do if the skin from my finger fit better than the skin from elsewhere?
-
Tell you to man up and go out with the fingr condom on... I'll just pick this Tall trash bag and work with what's around.
What would you do if I caught your name change before you posted anything?
-
use a magnum instead.
What would you do if Nikkie replaced Anza for a while?
-
Tell you to get laid...
What would you do if I put up pron as an Avatar...?
(Be banned? ;D )
-
Tell you that my first idea for a new avatar was a picture of an ass.
What would you do if I decided on a pile of blow up dolls instead?
-
THat pic would be me.... and you.... mud wrestling with the blow up dolls.....
What would you do if that was true?
-
Ask where exactly you live so I can set up that picture.
What would you do if you conveniently lived in London so we could set up that picture when I graduate and move there?
-
Tell you to wear something.......... ..... kinky.
What would you do if I had to take a shower now to wipe off the equipment.....and the days 'slaying of newbies'?
-
Ask if a leather corset and knee high heels were kinky enough for you. play lots of Lords of Acid.
What would you do if Nikkie, Deborah, Anza, and Ashley were invited?
-
Wow...just... drop to the floor while a spray of blood jets out of my nose.
What would you do if that wasn't corny enough?
-
Turn your head so you had to watch me with every one of them.
What would you do if my conversations with my ex girlfriend were filled with sexual tension even though I've been replaced?
-
Umm, nothing at all execpt laugh at you.
What would you do if I started dating Shyler just to piss you off?
-
Probably beslubber her in the back of your car while you were at work.
What would you do if you finally made up your mind on whether or not she had a boyfriend.
-
Nothing, she really does have a boyfriends, his name is Kj Goodall. Doesn't mean I can't do stuff with her
What would yopu do if I video taped me doing stuff with her and sent it to you disguised as something else?
-
I don't know, I probably wouldn't get much out of a wanna be gangster and a cheery girl.
What would you do if tomorrow was so dull I decided to hang out with you?
-
Tell you to commit suicide?
What would you do if I really said that?
-
Keep your quote in my sig FOREVER!!!
What would you do if that got funnier every time I read 8it.
-
I don't know, can you 8it.
What would you do if I became a grammernazi, at the same time having bad grammar myself, but never correcting it?
-
I believe my general punishment for hypocrisy is dragging you behind a car.
What would you do if Shade tried to correct my spelling of hypocrisy?
-
Nothing.
What would you do if you couldn't get a car?
-
Hop on the, I screw your friends in all holes, band wagon.
What would you do if Lust took over?
-
Run away!!
What would you do if everyone else changed their names so YOU didn't know who they were?
(You confused me!)
-
Tell you to keep track.
What would you do if everyone accepted my nicknames as their forum names?
-
Say that I did it first.
What would you do if this became my permanent forum name and only the Avatar changed occasionally?
-
Tell you that would be awesome, until I come up with a name awesomer than "I in Her Rear."....
What would you do if we ruled this forum as Queen and Queen?
-
Don't we already?
What would you do if we gradually scared off all the loyalists, Khorne, and Tzeentch worshippers?
-
Start screwing each other.... literally... and maybe figuratively...
What would you do if there was only one A-hole between us???? (I caution your answer ;D )
-
Shove your face up it you peice of amphetamine parrot!
-
You know that that is a good thing for a slaanesh follower...you might like a stick up your ass as well.... like my walking stick.
What would you do if you had the ballz to come back in here?
-
He would go crying to his mother again!
ROFL!
What would his mum say?
-
To take it like he got at least one ball....maybe 1.5.... certainly he won't have 2...
What would you do if his mother had to come online and blush at the stuff we write....AND JUMPS IN.....????????
-
Wonder how she jumps "IN" to the internet, She ain't Chuck Norris!!
What would you do if she jumped on YOU?
-
Be too 'busy' at the moment (see kill above poster thread).
What would you do if it was you?
-
(see kill above poster thread).
I'm staying out of there at the moment. It is too explicit for my eyes! ,I'm only 14!!
___________________ _________
To answer your question I shall ask another question!
What would you do if something that weight the same as Mt Everrest jumped on YOU?
-
Well, I'm experiencing that on the other thread...
What would you do if the world ripped unsunder beneath your feet?
-
Wake up.
What would you do if all your virgin body parts will no longer BE, when we are done with you in the Taverns?
-
Do a DA08 before you hurt my winky LOL
What would you do if DA08 was the new word for leave?
-
DA08 will DA08, and cry for his parents.
What would you do if you turned Slurgle?
-
Nothing I already have!!
What would you do if slurgle fell down the ravine?
(I like to look back on the games!)
-
Tell you, you are sad to go that far back.... the Ravine is Fifthy's... until he comes back, I'll be keeping it in my pants.
What would you do if you fell into my pants?
-
Be very 'surprised'.
What if slurgle wanted 'revenge'
-
It would be in your pants...
What would you do If I had your genitalia in a jar?
-
Be rather scared
What would you do if slurgle was roadkilled?
-
It would get back up, dust itself off, and do the Frogger again...
What would you do if I gave every newbie a hug?
-
Watch nurgle's rot spread!
What would you do if nurgle's rot was not lethal?
-
Even better, it never kills, but slowly decays....
What would you do if it was fatal....?
-
Be dead!
What would you do if Nurgle Slaanesh and Slurgle had a fight?
-
Watch slurgle win...
what would you do if khorne joined in?
-
It would be a big orgy.
What would you do if you were in the middle?
-
Kill everybody!
What would you do if Tzeentch tried to burn up slurgle?
-
destroy the universe.
what would you do if an ork army was charging toward your IG?
-
CAll for cheese and have my four baneblades blow the green out of the orks.
What would you do if I had four baneblades?
-
Send in the cultists to claim them and strap your commander over the demolisher on my favorite one.
What would you do if I remembered where I read that?
-
Tell you to read something else.... like erotic lit.
What would you do if I had a list of reads everybody would like?
-
Steal it!
What would you do if I had a list of names I could change to?
-
Tell you Mr. Zombie Pogo STick is backed by me and the mod of this forum....
What would you do if my ego was too big?
-
Hug you because I'm sure other parts of you are big to compensate for it.
What would you do if Ben were here?
-
;)
What would you do Sanct if I changed my avatar to one of the pics I'm gonna pm you?
-
Tell you it's time for a threesome.
What would you do if your pics had larger breasts?
-
Wet myself.
What would you do if I sent you some... interesting pictures?
-
I would contact Webster's and have them re-define the word "Interesting"
What would you be doing if you were not reading this.
Cheers
-
Snacty? He would wet himself.
What would you do were I say that your current avatar is way more sinister than your previous one?
Ninjaed. And by moc! Oh the shame...
A: Destroy you in the Be Blunt game.
Q: What would you do were you to lose horribly to your next Eldar opponent?
Starky
-
The question is moot as I plan on winning; but if I loose, then I will build you any standard figure you like (no Forgewolrd stuff).... Hell, I might even paint it for you, as the chance of Puny Eldar beating my Machine is slim...
What are you going to do when I slap you as Hard as I slapped Sanctjud yesterday in the "blunt" thread ?
PS.. you got ninja'd by a geezer, oh the shame.... I guess I don't really have to slap you down, as your already on your knees crying with your embarassment.
Cheers
-
I would say "Ouch!"
What would you say if I told you to go post in the word association game, it's dying for pete's sake?!
-
I did that before I read this...wierd.
What would you do if I poked you?
-
Hit you back.
What would you do if I threw you out the window?
-
You couldn't... you are not strong enough.
What would you do if I slapped you with my 'censored' sign?
-
Archy? Scream like a girl. Most probably.
What would you do were you to be hit by lightning?
Starky
-
Re-direct it to some Night Lords who need some REAL lightning paint work.
What would you do if the Legion Books come out?
-
Regard it with apathy unless it included combat drugs.
What would you do if, according to the BRB, I had 3 fantasy armies and no 40k armies?
-
Go to GW HQ and put some Khorne logic to practical use.
What would you do were the Censor Office in Vermont decided that all things Slaanesh were to be classified 18+?
Starky
-
Break into their office and demand they instead classify those things as OVER 9000+
I can has chainaxeburger, k?
-
No!! Bicoz thath is not an valit coestchun!!!
What would you do?! WHAT WOULD YOU DO?!
-
Dunno. DUNNO! But it would hurt, and badly.
What would you do were your boss be also a Taverner?
Screwed would it not?
Starky
-
NO! He would be so below me, because I'm a tav vet and he's not.
So whenever I said 'high-five' it would be best for him to jump from his chair, palm raised into the air, and be ready to receive five fingers from Da Man Woman.
What would you do if your last question was invalid?
-
Giggle.
What would you do if, in fact, I was your boss under a false identity, and that from the beginning?
Screwed, that's it.
Starky
-
This http://www.addictinggames.com/whackyourboss.html (http://www.addictinggames.com/whackyourboss.html)
What would you do if I was really your wife?
-
Ignore you and play that game!
(Click the bin!!)
What would you do if I gave up 40K so I could play DA08's game forever?
-
I would deprive you of your pogo stick and replace Jesus' crucifix with it.
What would you do if i were to program something on my side that caused a fatal error on your computer?
-
Find you.
What would you do if a two meter, black trenchcoat wearing and sinister looking caucasian was to knock your door down in the middle of the night?
Starky
-
Be very confused because I'm roughly 2 meters tall and wear a black trenchcoat. Plus I carry my daemons in a rifle case.
What would you do if I was very good at looking sinister?
-
Compare with the other guy.
What would you do if I asked proof? :P
Starky
-
Briefly consider taking a picture, then change my mind. (6'1" is around 2 meters, right?)
What would you do if I was riding a Cold One in this picture?
-
Begin to ask Myself where you actually come from.
What would you do if you contiuned to grow up to 7 feet? (Actually, 6' 1" feet is 1,86 meter: you still miss 14 cm (5.5 Inches))
Starky
-
Dress up as a space marine (or are they 9 ft...)
What would you do if I posted more than once a month in the taven?
-
Remove 40kOnline from my bookmarks.
What would you do if you found a severed hand in your happy meal?
-
Yeash! Me lost friend!
What would you do were you to lose that appendage that makes you so proud?
Starky
-
Make a trip to the hardware store and get something gas-powered to replace it.
What would you do your appendage got stuck to a frozen vice (true story, my mom worked at an ER up in Alaska)
-
That is unforunate, luckily my happy pills help me get by such experiences...
What would you do if I told you mine was fully automatic?
(and that you missed out the ? in your question)
-
Unveil my Emperor's Blessing. Rapid Fire? Bet you can't beat my Heavy 15 ;D!
What would you do if i had a vulcan megabolter for an 'appendage'?
-
Get myself a vortex missile, firepower baby!
What would you do if I said that I had to edit this question in because I forgot to type it?
Custard
-
I tell you to calm down and pace yourself.
What would you do if there wasn't an edit button?
-
Delete and start again.
What would you do if when ever you pressed backspace the whole post was deleted, (damn ipod)?
-
I would recommend you sue Apple for *cough* criminal negligence *cough*
What would you do if I stole your mustard and left you Captain of Absolutely Nothing Whatsoever?
-
Then I would be Captain_Custard like I allways have been.
What would you do if inverted commas took over Brazil?
-
Erase them. Take over. Distribute free drugs all over the place and flood the market.
What would you do were Windy to answer next?
Starky
-
Wonder if this thread will get locked for Threadnomancy, like the Word Asociation Game [again] [now with cheese].
What would you do if I were to reference the Ravine every post or so again?
-
Kill you each and every time.
What would you do were you to own Jammy's modly Powerz?
Starky
-
Oh, I would have fun, very much fun indeed...
What would you do if I logged off 40kO to try this new product called Sleep for an invention I heard of called School tommorow?
-
Sleep is overrated - wimp.
What would you do were you the very one responsible of the US's economical collapse?
Starky
-
Play the fiddle as society burned to the ground around me. (I'll also likely be drunk and naked as well, why not ;D)
What would you do since Canada would inevitably fail soon after?
-
I would wonder if I would start seeing alot of Canadians coming into Washington (State, not DC).
What would you do if I became an Administrator?
-
Since I'd probably be amongst these Canadian in Washington, burn you anonymously with all the others after anarchy took place.
What would you do were Greasy Daemons suddenly jumped in of your daily lunch?
Starky
-
Woah, before I can answer that, do you mean"
'What would you do were Greasy Daemons to suddenly jump into my daily lunch?'
or
'What would you do were Greasy Daemons to suddenly jump out of my daily lunch?'
Either way the grammar becomes correct. Also, I pack my lunch, so I would kill them before I got to school (to answer the second one) or I would throw my luch away, as I can just eat when I get home.
What would you do if the Ravine existed?
-
...or I would throw my luch away, as I can just eat when I get home.
Really? To answer your question: Close it down, with your head in - and your legs out.
Starky
-
Whoops, but I had that coming to me.
What would you do if Pup made an explosive (hehe, puns...) re-appearance in the Tavern?
-
I would stand in the street and give every girl that passes a punny bunny wunny
What would you do if your army had a Regiment That Says Ni?
-
I'll rename it to Me!
What will you do if you suddenly woke up in the 41st millennium and realized that your current life was only a dream?
-
That really depends on where I'm at in the 41st Millenium, doesn't it. ;)
What would you do if the Tavern randomly dissapeared?
-
I'll sink in my tears!
What will you do if you suddenly woke up in the 41st millennium and realized that your planet is about to get invaded by Abaddons 14th Crusade?
-
yell "All we can do now is die death to the heretics." and heroically bayonett charge down a hill.
What would you do if you woke up and were Gordon Freeman?
-
Find a crowbar and go down for a headcrab killing frenzy.
What would you do if you were g-man?
-
But i am G-man.
What would you do if you were told to euthanize your weighted companion cube?
-
I'd ask you what the hell is that? :D
What would you do if you were one of the victims from the movie "saw"?
-
Aperture science would like to remind you that the weighted companion cube will not stab you and in fact cannot speak.
what would you do if an imperial draft team sent you to the third armagedon war?
-
I'll buy you all a bear... if I return.
What would you do if I get drunk?
-
Steal your wallet and run.
What would you do you had no toenails
-
glue something instead of them.
What will you do if aliens attack?
-
The image speaks for itself.
(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.carnegie.org%2Freporter%2F13%2Fimages%2Fdoom2b.jpg&hash=93fac018fb452f0977e9088db0ab32bf4918ec08)
What would you if games workshop had a 90% off sale.
-
Kill myself, because I already spent all my free money.
What will you do if there was only 1st edition of 40k?
-
Play 1st edition.
What would you do if your stormtroopers crotchplate was stuck.
-
Laugh at him! ;D
What would you do if got yourself glued to the keyboard?
-
Not much that i'm not already doing.
what if a valkrie landed on your house and commisar came out the back and said "come with me to a land of adventure" then he handed you a conscript helmet?
-
SHOVE IT DOWN HIS THROAT, JUST FOR THE ESTHETIC SIGHT OF IT!
What would you do if your avatar suddenly got raped attacked on screen by a kinky Noise Marine?
Starky
-
Shed kill him with her laspistol. Shes not defenseless
What if nurele plauged you.
-
"Nurele" tried to "plauged" Me as you say before, under the form of Sanctjud. He failed, almost as hard as your spelling.
What would you do if your avatar discovered - too late - that being blond, she just forgotten to get that powercell recharged after the last use? The Noise Marine is getting his pants down as we speak...
Starky - Eh-eh-eh...
-
The chaingword isnt pictured and noise marines don't have pants.
What would you do if your avatar was drawn well?
-
Don't bother to take it as an avvy at all: After all, there's a crapload of well drawn deamons all around - This way, it effectively draws the eye so to speak.
What would you do if your "chaingword" as you put it was, in fact, as useless rubber tool that that afore mentioned Noise Marine (for lets be blunt on this: For the way that word, "Chaingword" is written, it must be something useless) uses to flog your avatar?
Starky
P.S. That One Noise Marine does: Metal ones. The pants I mean.
-
It would obviously be so useless it wouldn't do anything.
What would you do if you knew there were children on this thread?
-
Depends of what is your definition of a child.
What would you do if by some divine dice intervention I was to actually beat moc on Vassal. thus making your avatar obsolete?
Starky
-
Sacrifice a small child to khorne.
What would you do if the chaos gods cared about you?
Starky, the typos are because my computer has a really annoying virus.
-
Does it make is so that whenever you press a letter, it makes another?
I would die because I fear I might become like Snacty.
Why do you think you even have a change of beating Moc?
-
Because I'm that awesome.
What if Hetero really didn't have a virus?
-
Laugh at him.
What would you do if he really did?
Starky, the typos are because my computer has a really annoying virus.
That's okay, just teasing. And these typos are funny nonetheless. ;)
Why do you think you even have a change of beating Moc?
Maybe not for that game, but I learn fast, believe me.
Starky
-
He'd whine about it.
What would you do if you played me DE?
-
C'mon, let Me think about it... Mmmm... Hey...! Try to WIN? :o
What would you do if I had actually played DE only two time in My life?
Starky
-
It would be messy. For me...
What would you do if that statement was true?
-
BELIEVE!
What would you do if I knew from direct experience how annoying a tooled Lord can be?
Starky
-
I would field one if we were playing a game against each other.
What would you do if I did?
-
Try NOT to lose all of my Wraithguard to him - like last time. He did die though: 2 wounds on Drugs and the finishing blow from my Farseer.
What would you do were to check our schedules to get the best time for that game?
Starky
-
Maybe Monday? I'd say round 1 your time. I could play for a few hours.
What would you do if your schedule was free that day.
-
Alas it is not, for I work Sunday, Monday and Tuesday evening this week. But I am sure we will manage something else. ;)
What would you do if you could turn 'On' and 'Off' the Sleep Switch at will?
Starky
-
I would never sleep.
Would you do the same?
-
No, I'd die on My chair on the front of the screen: Having to type answer to your posts for too long can do that to any normal man.
What would you do were you to become insane from lack of sleep?
Starky
-
We're all crazy some of us just get caught. ;)
What are going to do when they finally catch up to you? (the martian-owned New World Order Men-in-black operatives, shhh, they're reading this :o)
-
I'd get caught. Duh?
@What would you do if I said I couldn't play until the weekend.
-
I'd say that I'll miss you terribly, probably cry... :'(
Why so sad?
-
Because you aren't playing the game right.
What would you do if you followed the rules?
-
We should ask Jimmy...
What would you do were to be burned horribly and permanently in the assault of the WAG base?
Starky
-
I wouldn't. *presses the Easy button (http://www.saphrym.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/50e7b552c45ad275.jpg).*
What would you do if you knew what the Easy button said?
-
Ask the jus butten instead.
What would you so if you were a mod.
-
Fix both your sentences.
What would you do if I forced you to change them?
-
Take a 45 to my head and pull the trigger.
What would you do if i took a 45 to my head.
-
Laugh and pull the trigger if you didn't.
What would you do if I did that?
-
Bleed blood and brains on your nice new carpet.
what would you do if i Bled blood and brains on your nice new carpet.
-
Make you finish your question with a question mark first.
What would you do if I stated mentioning the Ravine (which you, Tauir, and Changeyname are too young to remember)
-
Scratch my head and say "WTF? Whats the ravine?"
what would you do if I told you i knew what the ravine is.
-
Tell you to fix your sentences before I respond.
What would you do if you were forced to live in the Ravine?
-
Make a fire and sing campfire songs.
What would you do if your house was in the ravine.
-
It is. I don't see your point.
What would you do if you suddenly learned the full horror of the Ravine (the other Tavern vets know of which I speak), I mean, besides going insane of course.
-
Does it have something to do with women; because after witnessing childbirth twice, I don't think it can get any worse (and I'm still hanging on to a few shreds of sanity).
What's with your assumptions that we would lose our sanity if we learned the truth?
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It is no assumptions.
What would you do if Santa Claus just proposed you to clean all of your debts?
Starky
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I'd tell him to piss off and that I'll pay that school loan shortly; after I finish. Other than that I owe no one a dime. I am financially responsible.
What would you do if you didn't owe so much?
-
Begin to wonder where did go that loan I took for the house...
What would you do if you suddenly woke and found yourself eating a raw kitty?
Starky
-
Wake up from that dream. Its not often you dream about having a dream.
What would you do if I entered your house though the back door?
-
No problem, that is the fridge, do take a beer. And that... yes that is the microwave, do step in, thank you... *DING!*
What would you do if you got swarmed by cockroaches?
Starky
-
Apologize for stepping on your mom.
What would you do without all your buddies?
-
Go to GW and make some more.
What would you do if we met in person?
-
Squish you with my size 11s.
What would you do if I squished you with my size 11s?
-
Squish you with my size 13's. Thats right.
What would you do if your shame was taped and put on Youtube?
-
I'd laugh.
What would happen if I shot you?
-
I would bleed. Is this a trick question?
What would you do if you learned that the earth is, in fact, square?
-
Then I would say it matches your personality.
What if I told you the Universe was shaped like a saddle?
-
Heeeeyaaa! Slap it!
What would you do were you to recognise your likeliness in a puddle of Jell-O?
Starky
-
Impossible, Jell-O could not contain my massive awesome!
Damn I'm handsome!
What would you do if Sancty gave you a Jell-O mold of himself?
-
Feed it to the Turd god. Quick and painless.
What would you do were you to discover that Sanctjud is, in fact, a bot that turned wrong?
Starky
-
Wonder to myself was that bot made to spam in the Tavern, or help in the Chaos Board?
What would you do if everyone who ever posted in the Tavern showd up at your [as in, the next poster] work/school?
-
He would only notice the Monkey God; for his awesome would make any others pale and flabby in comparison.
[blinding light, cherubic chior, sanctimonious feces flying about, good times]
What person wouldn't want to visit me?
-
No visit to you for you got shot at coming unannounced at My work.
What would you do were a grammar to hit you behind the head for not reading correctly the 'What would You Do' game rules?
Starky
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The grammer would likely break as I have a hard head. ;)
What would you do if there wasn't a taverner around who could really care less about rules?
-
Point out that Jammy, although not exactly what you would call a Taverner, may happens to care if blatant and offending repetition of said rules are breached.
What would you do were Jammy to spread you over his morning toasts and enjoy you in unspeakable ways?
Starky
-
I have feeling that the worst I'll get for that is, "follew teh rulz plez"
What would you do if I didn't freakin' care?
-
Say: Welcome in the Club mate!
What would you do if that behavior was deemed provocative?
Starky
-
I would smack you and say not to get fresh with the Monkey God.
What would you do with the secret of my patented Silverback mountain action move?
I have a little button between my shoulder blades...
-
I would probably say 'cool' and move on.
What would you do if your computer suddenly dissapeared?
-
Find you as the responsible and have a talk with you. A talk involving a blowtorch, pincers and a steak knife.
What would you do were this thread to become a much worse killing ground than the KtAP game?
Starky
-
Make you cry twice as often; from fear of me bisemboweling you with an egg timer (yes, an egg timer).
What would you do when you hear that monkey finally breathing down your back?
I gotta bag of sewing needles and I can't wait to use them on you.
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I always dreamt to put a monkey paw into the blender, just to see if the remaining would follow. And sewing needles are for faint of heart, I use knitting ones to do that kind of job.
What would you do were you to wake up on hearing a *ding*, just to realise that it is the microwave starting up - with you within?
Starky
-
I would open the microwave, as step out.
What would you do if I posted in the KtAP thread, but only using the second half of a response posted here?
-
Answer, kill you as per the rule, in fact massacre you in a bloody an imaginative manner way beyond bearable words. Dare, double dare.
What would you do if you realised upon reading of this that your legs are shaking and that you've just wet yourself in fear?
Starky
-
Tell myself not to dance with drinking pop while checking 40kO at the same time ever again.
What would you do if I told you to do something?
-
It would greatly depend if it would involve sufferings and mutilations.
What would you do to someone who can't help but be vague in his questions?
Starky
-
Suggest he buy a thesaurus.
What would you do if you could make words you want cus it hard to make talk?
-
Do many horrible things to people who break the Laws of Grammar with a hot glue gun, a vattle prod, and a stick of bubble gum.
What would you do if I told you what the bubble gum was for?
-
Chew it and kick your ass (a la duke nuke'em!)
What would you do if you were privy to an exclusive copy of the next duke nuke'em?
-
Smile and wonder how i got it.
My virus is gone horay less grammatical errors.
What would you do if the next duke nuke'em actually was released?
-
Dry Hump it and give it to Jawmonkey to lather it in more goo and poop.....then send it to Bungie....and have them beslubber it up as well.
What would you do if Starky didn't post 6000+ post in the Taverns?
-
Then I wouldn't be Myself isn't not?
What would you do if you were yourself on the straight way to beat Me on that?
Starky
-
Put the barrel of a shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger just for the shere hell of it.
What would you do if i found out where you lived?
-
Invite you in and tie you up...... and have my Slurlge way with you.......I'd invite the tavern as well.
What would you do if i could point you to a website with interesting 'toys'???
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Ask you what you mean by color]
what would you do if you were the god emporer
-
Tell you, you are dead.
What would you do if your browser suddenly died, and you had to type in all the color changes....?
-
tell you i don't change colors.
What would you do if i was a hippocrite
Secret message above please highlight.
-
Thats notthat hardactually.
Tell you to stop ninjaing me Hetero.
What would you do if I became president?
-
Give you to Sanctjud.
What would you do were you to be enlisted as a biological weapon by your benevolent government?
Starky
-
Ask them how i would be a decent bioweapon.
What would you do if you were your avatar?
-
Get the eraser....
What would you do if I had a hand in the 'biological warfare weapon that is named Fifthwing'....?
-
Wonder what 'Fifthwing' is.
What would you do if I moved next door, except I was the cop *Lakeview Terrace, for those that have seen it/the trailers/are looking it up on Youtube right now*
-
Run around screaming until i died.
What would you do if i sent you an anthax letter?
-
EAT IT!
What would you do were you kissed by a rabid dog?
Starky
-
I wouldn't be anything new... I'd send it at Starky.
What would you do if the Fifthwing consists of biological warfare Terminators........ that are lead by Fifthwind.....using Fifthwind Launchers.....wind of farting death..?
-
It would be fun, and there would be cake.
What would you do if you got a bad mark on your report, followed by death, for falling into the liquid.
-
Just say "what the hell?" and look around confused.
What would you do if god watched you everywhere you went and i mean EVERYWHERE.
-
Masterbate on the spot.........
What would you do if God got kinky?
-
Ummm...... kill myself ....again for the third time.
What would you do if god raped attacked you.
-
He wouldn't cause funny enough... I've got a god-strain disease....I don't mind spreading it...but he wouldn't want it.
What would you do if death was not an escape?
-
question my entire way of life.
What would you do if i posted a secret message?
Higlight above to see secret message
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You Fail.
What would you do if you didn't forgot to make it black?
Starky
-
I praise you taking the words out of my mouth.....
I praise destroyer for trying to waste everyone's time......how ironic that may be...
-
You also Fail My friend, yes... Fail...
What would you do if you got to stake a cross threader writing in green?
Starky
-
I praise your 2 tones in your last post............I wuv you too.
-
Turn into jesus and fly away.
what would you do if i told you that changing text color to white doesn't actually change the text color.
I priase you for posting in the wrong topic.
-
I praise you Forget that. Just jump down that cliff.
What would you do were the downside of the cliff a wide open and very teethy mouth?
Starky
-
Yell scream and fall.
What would you do if i started signing my name at the bottom of every post also?
-
You would find it long and busy and annoying.
What would you do if I stopped? (I won't)
Starky
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I praise you for jumping on the NOT signing band wagon...
What would you do if I continued to praise...?
-
I praise me for praiseing right back.
What would you do if i stole all your 40k.
-
I would weep for your transformation into me.......as there are lots of Nurgle things that you don't wanna know.
What would you do if I share?
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Say no thanks.
what would you do if the flying monkeys form wizard of Oz attacked you.
-
Tell the Furies to stop trying to outshine the Khorne Flesh Hounds.....
What would you do if I made a very sexy Defiler.....that.. well...um....defile s......?
-
Umm... that would be a slanessh delfier.
What would you do if the changer of ways took a liking to you.
-
Tell him to shove it up your pie whole.
What would you do if it was the Sexy Nurgle kind?
-
And it was doing what exactally.
What would you do if george bush was right about something.
-
Continue Laughing.........
What would you do if you needed a a colon cleaning?
-
Pray for mercy.
What would you do if sarah palin was president.
-
Say that's what you get for voting for old Cheney.
What would you do if the next President actually did something worthwhile?
-
Stare and blink repeatedly with shock.
What would you do if your avatar stopped typing?
-
Assume a hacker has been messing with the site again.
What would you do if your avatar could actually move?
Really though, don't you have Photoshop or some method to make a layered GIF file? I'll tell you how. Heh, heh. ;)
-
I would but i really don't feel like it and if i decided to make my avatar move i'd probably be banned. ;D
what would you do if your avatar couldn't move?
-
Find another more obnoxious one.
What would you do if the mods didn't care?
just leave her clothes on, there is already another one out there that's just a bouncing bossom.
-
Nothing as they don't care much here....except following game rules loosely.....
What would you do if the Mods,.. modhammered this place?
-
Go and find another thread to destroy and spread my monkeyness like a plague.
What would you do if they forced you to behave yourself for a whole week?
-
Sanctjud? They did, it was called: "Sanctjud - no more namechange"
What would you do if they did the same to you?
Starky
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Call him Monkey Bone.
What would you do if I was freed from the modhammer?
-
Monkey bone you. :-*
What would you do if you stayed under the thumb of the mods forever?
-
What I've been doing this whole time.
What would you do if this forum suddenly had no mods?
-
hey look i can post the word poop fifty times. Just kidding i'd porbably play tavern games in the DE forums.
what would you do if they mods only modded you?
-
Fix your grammar, then carry on as normal.
What would you do if I started talking in full on 1337?
-
7331 right back.
What would you do if this forum was closed?
-
:'(
What would you do if you spelt 'leet', 'teel', in your last post?
-
Damn your right.
What would you do if you were sane and normal.
-
Does not compute.
What would you do if you found out I really was the Terminator?
-
Sell you for scrap metal.
What would you do were the sun to turn off?
Starky
-
Die. Is that a trick question?
What would you do if I died from your yellow text?
-
All we can do now is die keep moving soldier.
What would you do if god found you attractive.
-
be flattered and home I don't become like Dionysus' mother?
What would you do if GW asked you to remove a team from their games?
-
Kill one of the teams thats a codex hog (no offence).
What would you do if the named team was not a codex hog.
-
Kill them anyways. I like killing.
What would you do if you got attacked by a bunch of ninjas? (May I even add that the leader would be Lord Flonky).
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Be the only survivor, as Lord Flonky and I are friends (or so I think).
What would you do if you all met me in person?
-
I have no idea.
What would you do if you I played you in a game of 40k on vassal?
-
I don't know. I should try it some time.
What would you do if I made an account on Vassal?
-
Ask if I could play you.
What would you do if you got beaten by Starky and made fun of?
-
I wouldn't care. Being involved in Warhammer in the first place has taught me how to deal with people making fun of you. It gets kind of funny, after a while, how desprate they start getting to put you down.
What would you do if you knew what I was talking about?
-
I would laugh, because I do know what you're talking about.
What would you do if I didn't?
-
Move on, because I don't really care all that much anyway, its just funny.
What would you do if you suddenly started laughing?
-
Slap you.
What would you do if I said I have Imsomnia?
-
Tell you to get some rest.
What would you do if I stopped posting for a while to research Vassal?
-
Nothing. Downloading vassal is mroe important than posting.
What would you do if I said I'm tired right now?
-
Agree with you.
What would you do if you realized we were in similar timezones?
-
NOT agree with you.
What would you doe were if it was proved you were talking through your arse?
Starky
-
I have no idea.
What would you do if you say I could play a bit of vassal now?
-
Try to understand the meaning of what you just said am i giving you permisson or myself permission?
What would you do if vassal was shut down by GW.
-
Move on and waste my time on something else.
What would you do if you fell prey to the urge of playing Vassal40K? (BTW, Tauir and I have a scrap on it right now...)
Starky
-
Well i would um....play vassal.
What would you do if the only way to play 40k was vassal?
-
WM/H or FOW...
What would you do if you couldn't find 40k players locally?
-
Do as I do now (Play Vassal), for since My schedule changed last week there is no more Friday's LGC for Me. IT is sad. :'(
What would you do if I asked you for an eventual game on it?
Starky
-
Make a joke and ignore you.
What would you do if I miraculously won our game?
-
Rethink my armylist?
What would you do if DoW was more like real 40k?
-
I wouldn't care. I have vassal.
@Starky What would you do if I won the game?
-
He would probably kill u and destroy any evidence he lost.
What would u do if I raped your Girlfriend/wife/mom in front of u?
-
Um..... uhh i don't know.
What would you do if you accidentally raped my great grandma.
-
Idk... depeneds on how it affected u.
What would u do if tomorrow at exactly 11:11 a.m. u crashed ur car and caught on fire?
-
Get out of my car!
What would you do if at 11:11 a Beret fifty cal bullet caught you in the side of the head?
-
Be very happy of My Necromancer Powerz.
What would you do were I to raise your carpet/matress/coat from the dead to eat you alive?
@Starky What would you do if I won the game?
Wonder at your Powerz over time/space. :o
Starky
-
Tell you my carpet was never alive.
What would you do if i trapped you in a 4 by 4 by 4 white room with nothing else in it which you could never escape or die?
-
Honestly? Go insane.
What would you do were Sanctjud's Death Dealers get wiped out in two game Turns?
Starky
-
Blame it on Thousand Sons.
What would you do if I said you should make a new avatar to match mine?
-
Answer that I am considering something like that. ;) Wait and see.
What would you do if I actually made a trollish post to snipe at Sanctjud? Not that I would ever, ever do something like that, taking you all as witness, but what if?
Starky
-
Make it brutal so you can hear the sobbing from your computer's speakers, better yet steal his "sock" and burn it.
What would you do if Snacty trolled you?
-
Lol! Same as usual. Lolcakes! Ha-Ha! Ahem.
What would you do if you were trolling Me? A rhetorical question of course.
Starky
-
An absurd idea; besides, I don't have time to check your last posts and all. I'm getting tired of viewing you through the hidden cam as well; you don't do anything, so boring. I hate
stalking victims keeping tabs on close friends.
What would you do if you ever found that tracking beacon the men-in-black inserted in the back of your head?
-
Disappear.
What would you do if you ever got stopped by the men in black?
Kaze no naka de sodatta ki ha ne ga tsuyoi
-
Ask for a smoke; they work across the hall.
What would you do if I told you Chuck Noris is the head of the Illuminati?
-
Chuck norris is my be-atch.
What would you do if he was your be-atch?
-
I don't think you quite grasp the unimaginable amount of awesome that a human shell would have to posses to do that.
What would you do after Mr. Norris kicks your face off for such words of heresy? (you know it will give your Grandma a black eye as well right?)
-
Chuck norris is buried in my backyard with a 12 guage round in his skull.
What would you do if you joined him?
-
Do you mean help him kick your butt? because everyone knows that Mr Norris is bulletproof.
What would you do if I took you into my "trophy room"?
-
Take you to mine it's full of gazelles and hippies...lots of hippies.
What would you do if i told you i was high right now.
-
1) I would pray that no law enforcement is feeling like causing some trouble for a punk.
2) E-smack you for your inability to handle a little reefer.
What would you do if your mom found out you smoked all her Oragano?
-
Hide and pray.
What would you do if you could do what you just did?
-
Flush the toilet again (?)
What would you do if I sent you a poopfax?
-
Send you a amphetamine parrot right back.
What would you do if i made you smile more? (why so serious?)
-
Become utterly amazed as i sold the muscles neccesary to smile on Ebay for hate and rage.
What would you do if I invited you over to the "be blunt to the above poster" thread?
-
Him? Run with his tail between his legs probably...
What would you do if you got beaten to a bloody submission by a steel rod wielding 13 years old?
Starky
-
Die? and then posses with my soul
what would you do if you were hit by a falling crate of deadly snakes
-
Feel at home. Snakes are fun. Maybe hope for some antivenom. If that fails, convert to Nurgle.
What would you do if a snake slithered up your glory hole?
-
Hmmmm..
what you do if i was in there with him?
-
Wonder why my science teachers all lied to me.
What would you do if you found me, Sancty, Starky, and TheJester in your cloest?
-
C4 just for the occasion
what would you do if i made sure everything you loved and cherished was in 19 peices
-
Whats is this love and cherish you speak of?
What would you do if I cut penis off and fed it to you in a squash soup?
-
Seeing as you did not specify who's penis i would laugh, and then ask for more salt
What would you do if you cut off your own bits
-
Forcibly feed them to you in spite - with a shovel, preferably.
What would you do were you to develop a psychosis locking you forever in the Tavern?
Starky
P.S. The local grammarnazis will eat you alive if you do not take care of your typing...
-
You mean it hasn't happened yet?
What would you do if Sancty beat moc in a match?
p.s. What the beslubber is Vassal?
-
Won't happens, the question is irrelevant.
What would you do were to lazy to Google for Vassal?
P.S. It is an engine that let you simulate board games - 40K being one of them. Click on Archon Betty's sig to know more, or PM him. ;)
Starky
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I thought Google was only for looking up chicks, hmm, learn something new everyday.
What would you do with your 40k armies if you stop playing in person?
-
I am too childish, I prefer playing with toys.
What would you do were you to be shot by the local police? After all, a rabid monkey throwing poop in the street tend to gather that kind of attention...
Starky
-
Roll on the ground, shake a lot, and likely mess myself; as the police use tasers here.
What would you do if the cops beat you for that movie you posted.
-
I AM WAITING FOR THEM!!
What would you do were the tasers followed up by a good 'ol electrical chair?
Starky
-
Use my infallible awesomeness to destroy everyone.
What would you do if I tabled you in vassal on the first turn?
Note: The answer should not involve bad dancing
@ Shade: Starky said it. Click the links in my siggy, it's there.
Vassal = The engine to run it
40k Module = The program being run
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I refuse to contemplate that possibility.
What would you do were I to find out that you are planning a First Turn charge?
Starky
-
I have no idea... ;D
What would you do if I told you how to beat my first turn charge?
-
Tell you: "You are lying and you are wrong."
What would you do if you had a 20 min. responce elsewhere and then it's erased as the browser freezes up?
-
Curse the gods
what would you do if battling for your life against rabid bunnies was your new routine
-
Acquire a taste for conies.
What would you do if you only had one holy hand grenade of Antioche (?)?
-
kill the white rabbit
What would you do if you only had one day to live?
-
Sex, Drugs, and Rock-n-Roll...
What would you do if I had 2 battle reports posted?
-
Wonder what you would do with your free time if you didn't bother. ;)
I'm joking, good job.
What would you do if tear drops would show up on electronic documents?
-
Lick it up, because more QQ = more Love.
What would you do if I was on Dancing With The Stars?
-
Feel sorry for the guy that had to dance with you.
What would you do if you actually knew how to dance?
-
Trip you along the way in a grapevine.
What would you do if VASSAL was my be-atch?
-
I have no idea.
What would you do if I told you Starky vs. Gutstikk game was on right now?
-
get popcorn.
what would you do if I only had sweet.
-
Boil you down and make rock candy out of your blood.
What would you do if you if you were forced to follow the US elections?
-
Same as you. Hang myself.
What would you do were the next pope be American then also become the next President?
Starky
-
Question the vote count seriously.
What would you do if Jesus ran in the elections four years from now?
-
Seriously consider my piety (or lack thereof).
What would you do were I to take a Jesus avatar (again)?
Starky
-
Make fun of you.
What would you do if I did?
-
Strike back!
What would you do were you to ascent to Power and stop to lose any 40K game?
Starky
-
Curious, I'm already there.
What would you do if I told you I only lose to those rare metagamers at the tournies?
-
Say that you are a good player - I won't say that I tend to lose only to top tier players (flukes exist) but they are usually the only situations where I lose. That and trying 'funny' armies from time to time.
Welcome in the club.
What would you do were the sky turn blood red and started to rain cockroaches?
Starky
-
My prayers are answered!!
What would you do if the sky rained insults instead
-
Bring out an umbrella.
What would you do if I told you everything you were told was a lie.?
-
Wonder what the period is doing in your question.
What would you do if you starting taking inerest in my Chaos Dwarves project in my Child Board? *hint hint*
-
Whine about not having a link.
What would you do if I did?
-
Whine at you for not searching for the thread, instead of just whining that there wasn't a link, lazy bum. ;D
What would you do if I told you I hate the "go search for yourself" responses (like above)?
-
Agree with you.
What would you do if I told you I was a tall white man in college at the age of 23?
-
Say, "Good luck, only 17 more years to go" ;D
What would you do if I told you I was 31 and done in June?
-
Say congratulations.
What would you do if the link you were searching for was in my signature? Talk about lazy...
-
Remind you to update it more often.
What would you do if you were asked what you would do?
-
Answer the question.
What would you do if you really had run out of ideas for questions?
-
Ask questions about what one would do when one runs out of questions.
What would you do if you can't think of an answer to this question?
-
Answer it to the best of my ability.
What would you do if you woke up one morning and found that you were a rabbit?
-
*nibbles on a carrot*
*nibble nibble, squeak squeak nibble*?
-
Weirdo.
What would you do if you found out that Vassal was gone forever?
-
Await news of Tauir's 'disappearance'.
What would you do when it comes?
-
Say that "I didn't see it coming", full of sarcasm.
What would you do if Vassal bankrupted GW?
-
Pull a Tauir and roll a 1 on GW's FNP roll and seal the deal.
What would you do if we all got over our VASSAL fever and went back to Pre-VASSAL?
-
Crack my knuckles, open the Deathwing shoeboxTM, and say, "Hurry and deploy that loser army, I have yet to bathe in the blood of heretics today."
What would you do after I humiliate you on the field (I always win by a point, or similar obnoxiousness)?
-
Point out you cheated....and blame Tauir for screwing around with the number generator.
What would you do if the worse Chaos units turn out to be awesome?
-
Remind you to look deeper into your tactical strategies next time.
What would you do if I told you everyone ignores my 4 missle dev squads (for the termies, dreads, and LRCs), even though they regularly make the majority of the kills?
-
Tell them to lash those havocs behind something that blocks LoS or into combat.
What would you do if you were tofu?
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evolve; unless I was tofu in an Oriental restauraunt, then I worry about being eaten before I changed fully into uber-tofu.
What would you do when our uber-tofu masters finally took over the world?
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Succeed in a rebellion where all of the members are either Chinese or vegetarian, then eat.
What would you do when the new world order is led by said members of the rebellion?
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Learn Chinese and eat soilent green.
Will you be upset that the uber-tofu will make you eat the weaker humans?
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What would you do if I chemically castrated you for not playing the game properly? ;D
Thats my post for the month, see you in December...
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I praise your fail.
What would you do if this became the praise thread?
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Become bored with the praises of text color, something morally wrong (from Snackty), and/or Vassal games.
What would you do if I told you those were making the praise thread boring?
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Come up with something more interesting than flinging poop.
What would you do with the irony of your statement?
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Twist it around on him until he is at my mercy.
What would you do if you clicked on this link (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=172959.0), which led to a thread dealing with my progress painting my
Chosen for my mostly Chaos Dwarf army, and then commented on it?
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Tell you to finish before claiming you are 'almost' finished....how about just leave it at 'almost'.
I praise you for getting Chaos Fantasy.....codex creep?
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I had started the project using the old Chaos Dwarf list using BfSP models, but then the new Warriors of Chaos bok came knocking, and then I thought 'Sweet! Awesome rules and an excuse to use a legal army list!'
What would you do if you realized all I had to do was highlighting on his boot, & base?
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tell you that 1 model makes a small army; hurry up, you're making me look good.
What would you do if I told you that my Dark angels were almost done?
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Tell them that Laundry day is in a couple days.
What would you do if you had some 'awesome sauce' in your chinese food?
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Feed to you forcibly. Heck yeah, that'll teach you...
What would you do were you Death Dealers had a stay in the cleaning machine?
Starky
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Wonder if you are calling Pup a Death Dealer, or just made a spelling error. Either way, that machine wouldn't be useable ever again.
What would you do if it started raining homework? (the one thing stopping my progress with my Chosen)
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Well, it depends on how much, and what kind... if it was to start raining textbooks, i might start trying to collect them and sell them at low low prices... peices of paper, i would try to get about... driving might get a bit difficult... notebooks... dunno.
What would you do if you finally realized the futility of playing chaos?
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Remind you that the Imperium will fall to Chaos. It is the end times in both 40k and Fantsasy, the time when Chaos will consume the 40k Univers (as per Legion) and Archaon will finally wipe the earth in one grand Chaos War.
What would you do if I forgot a question?
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Uhhhh... remind you?
What would you write if you could win one beeellion dollars for writing a complimentary poem about me?
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Well, as all I know of you is an online avatar who gives no insight about his/her personal life (which is a good thing... paranoia is a healthy trait). So, not much.
What would you do if you were a mod for a day?
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Do a better job of monitoring the games forum than JamBob... also, laugh maniacally as i censor the words poop, fling, poot, and monkey.
What would you do if the earths gravity suddenly disappeared?
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NOT jump. Whatever you do, don't jump...
What would you do if I suddenly became paranoid about everything? *starts watching the computer intensly in case it falls on me...*
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I would get the aliens to keep an eye on you from the house across the street.
What would you do if you were abducted by greys?
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I would tell them of a wonderous test subject who lives somewhere in Canada, who goes by the screenname TiberiusThyben...
What would yo udo with the power of Google Maps (and your willingness to give your general area on it)?
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Rule the world through vagary and misdirection.
What would you do without search engines?
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I wouldn't have found 40k Online, for starters.
What would you do if I never joined 40k Online?
-
Be on Warseer or Bolter and Chainsword.
What would you do if you loved your job?
-
Keep working there.
What would you do if I started having a signature at the end of all of my posts, like your 7 Cents?
Praise the Ravine.
-
You'd be a poser.
What would you do if my ego bullied yours?
-
That is just not possible.
What would you do if I squashed your own under the sole of My boot?
Starky
-
Hope you've had your tetanus shots as my sharp wit will undoubtedly puncture your dainty, sissy foot.
What would you do if your foot became gangrenous?
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Play my own personal version of 'saw' with myself.
What would you do if (my step dad once did this) you made some toast and then having poor eyesight sprinkled steak spice on your toast instead of cinnamon sugar and didn't realize till half way through eating it?
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Question not only my eyesight but also my taste buds.
What would you do if I gave you the Tavern's Official Welcome?
[Welcome Dash, enjoy your stay in there ;)]
Starky
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Tell you to quit being misleading.
What would you do if I gave him a good tavern greeting?
@Dash: get out while you can, don't touch Sanctjud (Starrakatt isn't much better).
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Horray the monkey's gone!
Laugh than become scared and paranoid.
What would you do if a head crab attacked you.
-
Beat it down, and torture it in many horrible ways before I realease it upon you while you sleep, then torture you.
What would you do if I ruled the world?
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prepare for war.
What would you do when you realise that you are not suited to rule the world?
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Annihaltae it.
What would you do if you realized i had complete control over your life?
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Continue to rule. Oh, and prepare for war when my spies tell me you are spreading lies, Hetero.
What would you do if you had to pick a side during this war?
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Which ever one you're not on.
What would you do if i was god.
Does hetero really still work with my new name?
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Tell you that you have much work to do before your ascencion.
What would you do if I told you that Barney is the one true God?
-
Does hetero really still work with my new name?
Nah, Annie though...
What would you do were the tiger jumped you from the closet?
Starky
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Wonder why yo uare missing the word 'to' in your sentence, along with changing the work 'jumped' to 'jump'.
Assuming you fix that, I would be it down, and drap it's fur over the neared PETA building.
What would you do if I wasn't that mean in person?
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Wake up.
What would you do when your first batrep on Vassal turns out to be rather embarrassing?
Nothing like a nice dose of humility for a swift kick to the rear.
-
Grind teeth in shame (I did, vs moc :-[)
What would you do if you played Toadie (who about in the same timezone as your's) and WIN?
Starky
-
I would be happy, and want to play against him in person if he really is in my timezone. ;)
What would you do if we stopped asking person-specific questions?
-
Kit-bash one.
What would you do if I made an uber competitive list without taking more than 7 minutes to choose stuff from a new codex?
-
Want to watch the game on Vassal.
What would you do if I asked how you got your Warlock title changed to Kinsmen?
-
I have no clue...upgrade or downgrade?
What would you do If I find out?
-
Shrug.
What would you do when you come onto Vassal and no one's online?
-
Proclaim that I win the internet...and the shock wave will be felt by all of you off-line.
What would you do if I had one more turn to wipe you off the board?
-
Be glad my mom came in to tell me it was 3am in the morning.
What would you do if all of your attempts to take down my tanks failed?
-
It would be a draw instead of a loss for you.
What would you do if it wasn't AS bad as I could have made it?
-
Ask to see your worse.
What would you do were Talon make a comeback and wipe the floor in your next game?
Starky
-
I have no idea. Save that question for Snacty.
What would you do if I crushed you as I crushed Pogo-Stick?
-
Rise against you and beat you down, as I always will. ;)
What would you do if I controlled Games Workshop?
-
Start playing squats.
What would you do if I had 2,000,000 points of traitor guardsmen?
-
Laugh at your serious need of a life. I mean, far be it our right to say that, but 2mil is the extreme.
What would you do when the entire Tavern ridicules you?
-
Who, me or Cripple?
What would you do if, again, we stopped asking person-specific questions?!
-
Start again.
What would you do when generic questions are regarded as people-specific?
-
Point to yours not being one as one that could be both.
What would you do if I suddenly stopped posting on 40kO for a unusual amount of time? (After about, oh, I dunno, 25 minutes you should start worrying ;))
-
No difference.
What would you do were your minis to be completely and mysteriously painted (badly) when you wake up in the morning?
Starky
-
Re paint them.
What would you do if all of your Eldar were mysteriously replaced with Star Wars trading cards when you woke up?
-
Be very sad. Star Wars trading cards, eh.
What would you do if this forum was shut down by GW?
-
Go to B&C. Not really a fan of Warseer.
What would you do if everyone from Warseer suddenly joined 40kO?
-
Nothing. Everyone on Warseer has a 40kO acct already, because no one likes there petty forum.
What would you do if Rasmus and all the mods disappeared.
-
Elect a new group of moderators. Like the Goovil Organization.
What would you go if Goovil had control over 40kO?
-
Be very pleased.
What would you do if GW released a 40k movie?
-
It'd be overpriced, so I'd not see it.
What would you do if everything GW touched doubled in price?
-
Nothing new in the end, right?
What would you do if you got used to it?
Starky
-
Rebel.
What would your first act be if you were Admin?
-
Read the Rules?
What would you do if following a defeat against Snacty you got infected by the LOSE VIRUStm and couldn't win a game of luck forever and ever?
Starky
-
Still beat you.
What would you do if I beat you down in Vassal?
-
Keep playing. You gain more in defeat than in victory.
What would you do if no one wants to play with you?
-
Won't happens, really - I have to refuse more and more demands. Ah, time to do it all...
What would you do if you were next in the near future to receive the Gauntlet?
Starky
-
Mutter, "About Time, that lazy Starky..."
What would you do if you picked up the gauntlet and faced my challenge?
-
Tell you to wait like all the others and give the same answer: Next week...
What would you do if I was to leave to go help pour some concrete?
Starky
-
Tell you to pour it well.
What would you do if someone made a bad joke about that last statement?
-
I am waiting for that one.
What would you do if I was too tired to catch on?
Starky
-
Tell you to quit smokin' that crap and pay attention (friggin' Canadians ::)).
What would you do if I thought it was too cold to mess with concrete?
-
Tell you I hadn't really a choice at the moment. All done now though.
What would you do if your teacher)s) began to voluntarily lower your scores at exams?
Starky
-
Say that considering I have a 3.97 GPA and I'm finished in June that it is about time.
What would yew du if you as smeart ath meh?
-
Hang myself...cause it seemed like the right thing to do with your brain power.
What would you do if I tried Nidzillas?
-
Hope you had fun with those overpriced models.
What would you do if I told you that I don't care for Nids due to their apparent innability to handle heavy armor.
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Question you why you think they can't deal with heavy armor.
What would you do if someone got angry of me poisting this?
-
Laugh
What would you do if your shoe becomes untied and you tie it. Then 5 minutes later it becomes untied and you bend over to tie it. Only to discover a pentagram has been burned in the top of your shoe. Looking at your shoe all the way home when you look up to turn the door knob and look back down you find the pentagram is not there.
-
Brush it off as a tired mind playing games with me.
What would you do if you got AIDS?
-
Die. Is that a trick question?
What would you do if I told you to go get Vassal?
-
Think about it, then realise how screwed my computer is and remember I have science modular exams in a week.
What would you do if you came home from school and discovered that your family had been murdered?
-
Tell them to stop fooling around.
What would you do if we told you we had a way to welcome newbies to the Taverns?
-
Tell to use some restraint my dear... Or not. Depends if and who you want to scare out.
Starky
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I guess your question (or yourself) was too stupid to type.
What's wrong? Smoke the kitchen spices again?
-
I praise you for doing the same thing.
What would you do if we directed noobies to the PTAP and BBTTAP threads?
-
Firstly praise those that go to the praise thread to not brag about vassal, and secondly give anyone a warm (squishy) greeting the second they enter the blunt thread.
What would you do if I told you to hurry and post in the blunt thread before the mods start screaming about dredging up old threads?
(sorry, I refuse to double post)
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I did.
What would you do if the blood was up to spill?
Starky
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You mean like physically or metaphorically? because if its the later I'd have to say you were being a big tease and stop getting my hopes up.
(e.g. that's the answer and the question) ;)
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What would you do if people only post answers not questions?
-
Realise that, once again, my apathy has led me to type the wrong thing in the wrong thread.
What would you do if I told you I barely pay attention to the rules of these games?
-
Nod my head and say, "That makes sense".
What would you do if you came home from, "a night out with the guys" to find your girlfriend also had, "a night out with the guys" and your bed is full?
-
Hop right in. The more the merrier eh?
What would you do if you discovered someone was trying to project a falso image of themselves on the interweb?
-
lol.
What would you do if I sang out of tune?
-
... I am waiting... ?
What would you do were the UK to sink down a bottomless oceanic pit?
Starky
-
Give up Warhammer...
What would you do if you were forced to play WOW 24/7 for the rest of your life?
-
kill my self
What would you do if you went home and found your house is missing.
-
wiki what kills woodlice and place a super sized order for it (having run away first!)
what would you do if a meteorite hit the planet and wiped out all life except you and ugly betty?
-
Skin Betty to wear as a coat.
What would you do if you had the choice of hiding or standing on the beach watching the rock hit?
-
Im gonna die anyway so pass the shades.
what would you do if the meteor contained human hunting aliens(provided you survived the blast)
-
Two words: Nid repelent.
What would you do; eat a nid or starve?
-
Well I would think long and hard about that one then probably eat the nid.
What would you do if you woke up one day just to find that no one can see you?
-
Have so much fun. Wouldn't you?
I think that can be my question too...
-
yes, yes I would. I could finally see how they replace the pins in bowling alleys! I bet they have gnomes back there!
What would you do if technology stopped working?
-
Start a fire and find a couple rocks.
What would you do if you knew how to flintnap?
-
Call you uncivilized.
What would you do if I said I lived in the wild for 6 days with no food?
-
Tell you next time to kick over a rock and eat some bugs; or better yet, go fishing with them. ;)
What would you do if I told you I could eat virtually anything remotely palatable to the human stomach?
-
Test that theory to the limit by infiltrating you onto the set of I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!
What would you do if Obama turned out to be a massive 40k fan?
-
Travel to the US and be there at his inaguration.
What would you do if after he became inagurated he proclaimed 40k to be his life's goal?
-
Sell my armies and buy a real gun.
What would you do if I told you that he will likely look at a reincarnation of an Avalon Hill game at least once when talking to his military advisors (when discussing real tactics, not "hey, wouldn't it be sweet if we invaded this country!?").
-
Oh right, Americans...
What woud you do if your avatar was, while cool, not funny?
Starky
-
Impale you with laser-sharp poo for whining.
What would you do if I said your avy was sooo last week?
-
Answer that I try to limit changes to once a month.
What would you do if your's was too sinister for the Tavern?
Starky
-
Apologize
What would you do if some one offered to make your avy into a flash animation for you?
-
You can make the Monkey God throw poo?! Awesome, get to work!
What would you do if I told you that I thought you weren't up for the task?
-
If it was adressed to Me I'd say: Right you are. Although an animated avatar of My choice would be awesome...
What would you do were your car just to... blow it's engine?
Starky
-
Thank God, stupid Jeep...
What would you do if I told you I no longer love my car?
-
Praise you, oh right wrong game
What would you do if your car's engine cut out on the highway with speeding bogans behind you?
-
Curse it as it has something to do with the speedometer not working over 45 mph and the overdrive being connected to it.
What would you do if I told you that my car will be in the sequel song of Adam Sandler's "piece of S#!+ car"?
-
wait to hear song to laugh at your car
what would you do if someone shot a bullet up into the air about 5 days before and it happened to come down right where you stand right now?
-
Die.
What would you do if I told you to leave the tavern before you lose your very soul?
-
Stay in tavern while you attempt to reap my soul only to find that I do not have it on me at the moment.
What would you do if your soul was in a locked box as well? (unbreakable)
-
Toss it into a lake.
What would you do if I ripped you up for staying here?
-
Lol. Seens that, done that.
What would you do if the Crown decided a 10% increase of tax?
Starky
-
Ignore it, because no one cares about the crown.
What would you do if Canada died?
-
Ignore it. Nobody cares about Canada.
What would you do were the UK Government voted a 20% increase in tax?
Starky
-
Ignore it, I don't pay taxes yet!
What would you do if the tavern gods lost their godhood (and possibly manhood)?
-
Tell you that you are years late in noticing.
What would you do if I told you the majority are just bots in an insurance companies' database?
-
Nod my head and say, 'I knew it'
What would you do if you were given the choice of everyone else in the world living or your own life?
-
My own life would be forfeit; hopefully I'm given a cigarette before I go.
What would you do if you were left alone in the room with the big red button?
-
Hmm thats a really hard one, if the red button is activated I'm sure one of the small states in the USA doesn't really need to exist :P
What would you do if you were told you only had 2 months to live?
-
Sell everything, buy drugs, guns, and a hog; then go out and get killed.
What would you do if I told You I was a closet anarchist?
-
Give you a round of applause because anarchy is the best!
What would you do if you were given the opportunity to join an army that is in a foreign country or stay in your own country and join that army even though the most action they have seen is a failed training mission.
-
Err...Join the foreign one because I might actually help someone.
What would you do if the boys were coming for you?
-
Lock the door and hide in the cellar.
What would you do if your name has deep communistic values?
-
Brush up on sharing.
What would you do if I told you your name means "tire", but spoken like a local?
-
Scratch my head and wonder how America became a superpower :P
What would you do if chimps learned how to make weapons and started taking over the world... (Still protected under the wildlife conservation act)?
-
Err, me and the boys don't really talk about that much... I mean, I really have no idea what you're talking about... uhh, what a crazy idea. :-X
What would you do when you realize that the apes really are going to conquer your pathetic society like a black harvest fed by rivers of repulsive human blood, and soon...
Who's gonna dance for peanuts now, humie?! >:(
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(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgamesrevue.com%2Fboomer.jpg&hash=d7e01e62152365367f6c89a67ab5ddcf3b2b2923)
Get this guy onto you
What would you do if this guy turn against us humans with his zombie helpers instead?
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(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gameplayer.it%2Fdiziogame%2Fimmagini%2Fada_wong_1.jpg&hash=a40c09d0002fcb9d30e42dc25d3727b08d61e49c)
Get zombie hunters! Like her.
What would you do if zombie hunters turn out to be vampires, who just wants to protect the humans aka their food source from the Zombies?
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The hunter becomes the hunted; all undead must die (redie?).
Would would you do to kill a vampire with a Greek accent?
-
Lol@ the 'communistic values'
Speak Russian to him.
What would you do if WoW ate you? An your soul too.
-
Name himself Red-Fred.
What would you do if I told you that I'm very tired?
-
Tell you to read my battle report before you sleep.
What would you do if Hellboy 2 was longer?
-
Enjoy more CG vomit.
What would you do if I told you that I have my doubts to the sequels being any better?
-
I praise you for sequels almost NEVER are any better, thanks to human expectations. Empire Strikes Back was an exception.
What would you do if you watched the entire Star Wars Series back to back with no toilet breaks and your eyes strapped open?
-
Much like what happened during the third movie (had to pee, but obi wan and anikin were about to fight, had to hold it); hurt myself.
What would you do if I told you that I have forgotten more than you'll ever even know about Star Wars?
-
Yeah, sure, continue to live in your dream, you failed ewok.
What would you do if I teold you that the eps 4-5-6 are better than the 1-2-3?
Starky
-
Force myself not to enter into a long and ultimately pointless debate on the matter. For conflict is the way of the dark side.
What would you do if I told you that there is an application for the iPhone that makes lightsaber noises when you swing it around?
-
I'd tell you yes i know a kid who has it.
What would you do if i told you i had a lightsaber.
-
Shoot you with a gun.
What would you do if you lost your most powerful unit after losing half of them to dangerous terrain and then have them fleeeing off the board?
-
Tell you that is what you get for using non-fearless units (e.g. Deathwing are fearless, so are dreads, incidentally enough I love them!).
What would you do if I told you I try to avoid or go around dangerous terrain?
-
You are, indeed, right. [head expantion]
What would you do if your fridge's content instant mutated to a new, carnivore and aggressive life form overnight?
Starky
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Call it breakfast.
What would you do if I told you I feed myself intravenously with Mountain Dew?
-
Not be surprised
What would you do if you opened your fridge and was stabbed by a roman legionnaire coming out of your fridge.
-
Stop watching 300 (I know they're Greek, but you know what I mean)
What would you do if a teletubby burst from your chest?
-
Which one? Be more precise.
(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi358.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Foo26%2FMusic-forever1%2F2007-3-27-teletubbies.jpg&hash=528dfb7efd4a72dcc3b0f689d42e6c8f65b8d4c6)
What would you do if you mutated into one of these?
Starky
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Eh oh! Make friends with the Noo Noo.
What would you do if your god damned biscuit just fell into a previously lovely cup of tea?
-
Start a nuclear war.
What would you do if your computer caught on fire this very moment.
-
Rip off my clothes and dance naked around it; I would then begin to smash and add other pieces of high technology to the pyre as the spontaneous blaze is a sign from the chaos Gods that college is indeed over and the coming times of chaos is are hand.
Catch fire already you damned contraption!
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No, everything is fireproof.
What would you do if suddely appeared this:Warning: this topic has not been posted in for at least 30 days.
Unless you're sure you want to reply, please consider starting a new topic on the top page?
Starky
LOCK IT JIMMY!
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POST AWAY! as I like nothing more than pissing the mods off.
"Damnatus! I was seriously going to delete that and those turds dredged it back up!"
What would you do if you could take less than 100 days to come up with a witty response to one of my posts?
-
Do it in less than 25 minutes.
What would you do were I to put the blame on you for dragging this thread up? (That's Jimmy who'd be happy...) ;D
Starky
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You're right, that post had been gnawing away at you all winter, so you had too... lame.
What would you do if I thought you were overly bored and wanted to stick it to Jimmy a little?
(tee hee, look wat I dood, ain't I a stinker?)
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I am not bored enough for that, you freak.
What would you do if Jimmy's vengeful hand was to sprout through your screen and try to strangle you?
Starky
-
Pour out that glass of milk, as it is obviously expired.
What would you do if Mrs. Starky refrained from strangling you in front of your monitor when filming your hampster maintanance youtube docu-dramas?
c'mon baby, I'm a highly respected web-journalist, honest!
-
The hampster is fine and like to be far from the public eye, thank you. Got a related bad experience with Mrs. jawmonkey? Just asking.
What would you do were George W Bush and Bill Clinton were to square off their different in a mud fistfight just down the street? They do sell tickets...
Starky
-
totally put money on Bill, he looks like he would win (impale Bush with his sax).
What would you do if that was the new way to elect Presidents; or whatever the hell they have in Canada (Supreme Grand High Marshall Nerd-Herder?)
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I would scream, then I would faint. And after awakening I would just think it was cool.
Copy-pasta al dente. Mmyes...
What would you do if you couldn't read this:I would scream, then I would faint. And after awakening I would just think it was cool.I would scream, then I would faint. And after awakening I would just think it was cool.I would scream, then I would faint. And after awakening I would just think it was cool.I would scream, then I would faint. And after awakening I would just think it was cool.I would scream, then I would faint. And after awakening I would just think it was cool.?
well this is what it said from all that time back on pg1
I would go crazy remember I was in Europe so I don't care and go back to sleep
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It took you three weeks to research that post, and yet you still did not have enough time to ask a "what would you do question"... fail.
What would you do if you could transfer coherent thoughts into written form faster?
-
I would skull hump you.
What would you do if I entered through the left eye?
-
Keep the symmetry and use your left eye socket.
What would you do if I used both at the same time (eye sockets).
-
We'd get a chain skull humping on...where's Starky?
What would you do if we included the ears and mouth?
-
Well if Starky's involved, then I got dibs on the rib cage, just above the kidneys; you can have either other end.
-
Take off my pants.
What would you do if I had had a real question to respond to?
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Likely be reading the very same post.
What would you do if I actually followed every rule like you other dweebs? Man, live a little, induldge your chaotic side once in a while.
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call you boring...
what would you do if you got a brain freeze eating HOT pizza?
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Vomit it back up and try it again; that way it will be spicier.
What would you do if it took me 40 days to come up with a good response in this thread? I mean really, you had over four weeks to come up with the perfect response and you jibber-jabbered about hot pizza? pathetic! Fail!! Be gone with you!!!
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Vomit in your preemptively emptied skull.
What would you do if asked to post a bloody pic of yourself in the Official Faces thread in the Tavern, so that I'll know what I'm punching all the time?
Starky
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Do it now that my hair is proper Emperor's Children colors.
What would you do if jawmonkey realized that the black text thing died months ago?
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Remind you that my punk bro quit dying his hair back during the 1900s; pink hair is lame. Black text isn't a fad, its a fun way to say something obnoxious, usually by the time you remember to look for it, I've been messing with you for three days.
What would you do if you could do without attracting undue attention? I prefer to be non-descript; slacks, grey t-shirt, and cheap tennis shoes. You would have no idea, going from my appearance, of my... illicit abilities.
@Starky: a pic? fine, here (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=117487.240)! Happy?!
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If I couldn't attract attention I would rob a bank. Gives a new level to You Can See Me...
What would you do if Michael Jackson turned up at your house.
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Ask him,"Mike, what the hell happened? You had everything back in the eighties and now look at you!" and shake my head.
What would you do if I was hiding under your bed, preparing to defecate all over your belongings while you slept?
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Nothing special, except I wouldn't have to feed my crocodile for some time [it sleeps there], thanks mate.
What would you do were you car suddenly bled it's transmission's innards at 70 mph on the highway?
Starky
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Continue praying, its still moving so everythings fine; officially, turn on hazards, slow down and get to the outside curb. Once vehicle is safe, punch steering wheel, exit car, douse car, light cigarette, light car, walk away.
What would you do if you never worried about your rattle trap?
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Never? Pay through the nose to repair/replace the damage after it breaks...
What would you do if some worrying rattle was finally just a damn wear down bushing? [phew, wipe brow - undreds $$$ saved]
Starky
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Assume that I'm getting off too easy and that something else, more expensive, is breaking at this very moment.
What would you do if vehicle electrical problems persisted?
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Stay annoyed.
What would you do if a reasonably priced, efficient full electric car was to be born?
Starky
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Burn them with gasoline.
What would you do if an efficient gasoline car was created?
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care not and ride my motorbike.
what would you do with teqila beer.
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I would give it to a Hobo and go back to the only good beer. XXXX Gold.
What would you do if SOMEHOW Britney Spears became president of the US of A
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Flip a coin,
Heads: Load guns, Hello revolution!
Tails: Hello Canada!
What would you do if she ended up becoming the greatest President of the 21st century?
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Laugh. I would laugh. Laugh so hard.
Seriously, that would break like, 4 state laws, 2 federal and at least 1 law of PYSICS!
What would you do if you found a live Lepricorn (The irish midget thing)
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A lepricorn? oh, sort of like a leprechaun, but he has a horn... I'd shoot him. Do you know what they do with those horns?! Yikes! :o
What would you do if one appeared riding a Liger?
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Feed you to him jawmonkey :D
What would you do if you woke up in the World of 40K?
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Go back to work, avoid the arbites, and pray I don't get conscripted by the IG.
What would you do you woke up with a flashlight in your hands?
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Shine it in people's eyes.
What would you do if you woke up with a shotgun in your hands.
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Same thing as usual, eh-eh-eh...
What would you do if you waked up to find a burrow worm tunneling it's way under your right arm's skin?
Starky
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shoot it (yes i understand i loose the arm...)
what would you do if you had a soft ball size kidney stone....
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Lol, PROBLEMS!
What would you do if the prohibition was suddenly back?
Starky
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Why start a crime family of course.
What would you do if dogs ruled the earth.
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Be a second class citizen?
If rats and coachroaches rebelled and started a crusade to exterminate humanity?
Starky
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Five words: bug spray and rat poison. Stock of them.
What would you do if I called you a fool?
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Why would I care?
What would you do if your entire school cellectively decided that you were yourself a retard Idiot?
Starky
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Nothing, it seems to be general concensus already.
What would you do if you were uncle scrooge?
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Pick up that penny on the floor and tell you to get back to work.
What would you do if you were filthy poor?
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Work for my rich uncle.
What would you do in disco and you couldn't leave.
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Get funky, oh yeah.
What would you do if you were locked into a three-day square-dancing competition?
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Try to run through a wall, if that fails i'll try to mingle.
What would you do if everyone forgot who you were
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I probably wouldn't care much. I'd convince a bunch of people that they are my parents and get loads of money from them, but other than that... nah.
What would you do if Bruce Willis had a sex change?
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Counsel him more hairs.
What would you do if Instant Teleportation was now possible, just now?
Starky
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Teleport to a certain woman's apartment and tell her I'm just a victim of circumstances. And then I'd see how things would develop.
What would you do if I teleported you to a cannibal tribe in the Pacific Ocean by using my mental powers only?
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%&*( myself!
What would you do if I shaved your head and eyebrows while you were sleeping?
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Expect for you to pray that I shall, in fact, wake fater you are finished.
If the world's gravity reversed?
Starky
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Arms out! pretending to be jesus entering the heavens
Invaded by Tyranids?
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Shoot myself before being eaten alive.
If after some random swearing the Heavens were to open and a booming voices said 'HEY, YOU!'?
Starky
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But...but... but i didnt..... ZAP!!
What would you do if you saw Jesus on a night out drinking?
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Skullbeslubber him.
What would you do if it were scientifically proven that Jason Ellis>Jesus.
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Doubt your findings.
What would you do if Jesus came up behind you, sucker-punched you, and said,"You know that was for, now shape up!"?
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Umm. Drop from a God powered sucker punch. I would be on the floor dude.
What would you do if the Devil came up behind you, sucker-punched you, and said,"You know that was for, now shape up!"?
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I wouldn't do anything. He would've seen what a horrible mistake he'd done and run back to hell crying.
What would you do if you ran out of coffee?
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Run for cover. My brother has a terrible temper before he has had his coffee.
What would you do if you found two million bucks?
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Set half on FIRE! Joker Style!
What would you do if Nazis had won World War 2
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Miss genetic variety greatly.
What would you do if the Russians conquered the world after WWII?
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Have loads of opportunities to wear my communist hat without being yelled at.
What would you do if your mum molested pandas?
-
Call animal services.
What would you do if GW went bankrupt.
-
Sigh as they raised the prices once again.
What would you do if you were faced with a rampant grizzly bear looking for some "action"?
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Hook up, I hear they'll keep your feet warm with their fur, giggity! giggity!
What would you do if a dog attacked your leg?
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Beat her down with my walking stick (yup, 16 and in need of a cane...)
What would you do if you were pounced upon by a ninja terrorist?
-
Display the full might of my awesome Kung Fu, by obliterating him with my patented Monkey God hyper feces throwTM.
"Monkey God Feces Throw... GOOOO!!!!"
[KA-SPLOOT-A-POW!!!]
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What would you do if I surrendered , utterly and completely before Starky's unspeakable charms?
Accept you kneeling allegiance and suckling, thank you. That's what you get for forgetting basic game rulz.
What would you do if jawmonkey did the same to all Taverners?
Starky
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Insolent Dog! The Monkey God bows to no man!
[Monkey God backhands Starky to the ground and violently pelts him with a five pound mass of bloody, hairy, maggot-filled feces]
What would you do if you had feces thrown in your face? (yeah, you)
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Take a shower than take my horrible vengeance.
What would you do if you were sent to a torture chamber.
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Most likely enjoy it far too much.
What would you do if I repossessed your heart entirely to meet a gentern?
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Find a form of rape you wouldn't enjoy.
What would you do if I began surgery on you without anaesthetic?
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If you were dressed as a gentern and doing this surgery as they would...it's best that I don't finish that.
What would you do if I made some live action guro with you?
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Likely regret cutting you up on camera, especially since I forced you to set it all up in the first place. I'm a sadist, not a masocist; its why I'm so giving.
What would you do if I didn't give you proper billing?
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Report you to the Chuck Norris Agency of Fair Trade. The companies main export is PAIN.
What would you do if Chuck Norris roundhoused kicked you into next week (He could do that)
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Get kicked by Chuck Norris obviously.
What would you do if you opened your door and Chuck Norris was there waiting for you?
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Well I'll be polite and offer him something to drink, I guess.
What would you if Chuck Norris takes over the world.
-
Get used to watching reruns of Walker Texas Ranger.
What would you do if you woke up and discovered that you are in fact a lab rat?
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I would sleep back again :)
What would you do if you were a lab rat which awakened to find itself as a human?
-
cheese lots of cheese!
What would you do if you kept waking up on the same day?
-
Oh, you're married with children too?
What would you do if you weren't used to the monotony of human existence?
-
submit to the hopelesness of it al
What would you do if you became allergic to your favorite food
-
Eat some Ice-cream
What would you do if you were allergic to sunlight?
-
Buy a cool spacesuit and a pair of cheap sunglasses.
What would you do if you weren't an agoraphobic?
-
Wonder what I wasn't afraid of.
What would you do if the Internet was SHUT DOWN! ?
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Acquire more social skills
What would you do if I took over the world?
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bow to your unbendable will for the first few years while i secretley aquire the neccesarry skills to assassinate you,hence overthrowing world politics and creating an anarachist society.
What would you do if dinosaurs were real? :o
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Hunt them for a dinoleather belt.
What would you do if you got beaten by a smurf?
-
Track the bastard down and destroy him, vengance style
What would you do if you got caught beating up a smurf?
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Ask the guy who gaught me if I wants to join in.
What would you do if you were in a dark room with only a deamonette?
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Have some ridiculous deamon fun, then probably bleed from every orrifice (even soem i didnt knwo i had :'( )
What would you do if confronted by a grizzly bear with an assault rifle?
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Probaly run and pray the bear can't shoot.
What would you do if you were confronted by a penguin army?
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I would say "scree scree squ-scree" and they would bow to their human/penguin messiah (my mother was a penguin)
What would you do if jaw monkey threw poop at you?
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Like I said I would clean myself and take my horrible vengeance.
What would you do if my avatar took of his mask?
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*squeeleeeeeeeeeeel*
What would you do if you wet yourself in a public place and it was noticable.?
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Try to cover it up with something than quickly leave.
What would you do if the penguin army recognised you as a fake messiah?
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----------------<> (its harpwning time)
What would you do if your radiator exploded?
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Run for cover.
What would you do if you were locked up with jawmonkey in a small room, full of crap.
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Embrace the rich brown disgustingness
What would you do if you accidentally dropped an F-Bomb infront of a family member?
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Depends on the family member but most likely take it back.
What would you do if I said that you said that I said that you knew what I thought that you knew that I knew.
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i would dispell it as the lie that it is
What would you do if i threw a fake booby at you?
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Dodge the fake booby and wonder where you got it from.
What would you do if I told you that my next post will conist of nothing but nonsense.
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What would you do if i told you i was your father luke?
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I would rebel against your authority.
What would you do a;aha;jhajlja;hcja;ngbawepsghan;jghalj[graibmdj454+
-
Probably make a brew and put my feet up with a good book.
What would you do if i created an alliance to overthrow the world and assasinate every world leader and asked you to join me as my 2IC?
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Accept of course then my own evil plans will be set in motion muwhahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahah ahaha
What would you if life was just a dream?
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I would be gutted and carry on with my life (my real life) unless it was worse than my dream life in which case i would kill myself with the loss of my more perfect life.
What would you do if Chaos was real?
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Get a flamer and start praying to [a god who didn't want to destroy me]
What would you do if a bear came into your house, drank all your beer, slept in your bed and then left leaving a heap of bear dunk on the carpet?
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in this order; High 5, Drinking Games, Bedtime hugs and Grow House Mushrooms
If confronted by an angry Moose ?
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Try to calm the moose with some fabulous dancing.
What would you do if I told you that I'm quitte enjoying this?
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I would simply explode with glee
What would you do if i exploded with glee?
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Open my umbrella.
What would you do if you exploded in your pants while giving a speech to a large crowd?
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Embrace the rich brown disgustingness
What would you do if your atuall pants caught fire while in a petrol station?
-
What are "atuall pants"? Well, in any event, wet myself; nature's fire extinguisher (it'll make you popular with the girls, you should try it).
What would you do if you found a gold coin... resting on a bear trap's pressure plate?
-
i would step around the back of the bear trap and trigger the mechanism allowing the coin to fal out of the result gap at the back
What would you do if a homeless guy took a widdle on you in the street?
-
Beat him down with a smile, then dump his broken body into a dumpster with the other trash. Although I would be tempted to beat him unconcious, dump him in my trunk, then remove him to... a more remote, quit place so that I might make a stinky coat.
What would you do if someone beat you to a pulp for wizzing on them?
-
Well you know that dangly bit at the top of your throat? well after my pheonix like rise from my bloody ashes that tihng would be gone, just like the rest of his jaw.
What would you do if it turned out i had invented time travel?
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Tell you its not true time travel and quit sleeping all day?
What would you do if you could put your inventiveness to better use and make me a functional power klaw? I'll give an army of your choice if you can pull it off; PM for details, I'm freakin' serious!
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Ask you why you want a power klaw when Daemonic Strength, Mutation, and a power sword do the same thing, better, and without slowing you down.
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Because at this time it is unfeasable for a person to make a true Daemon weapon; however a full-scale, functional, Power Klaw could foreseeably be manufactured.
The next poster does not have the ways and means to make a power klaw for me, and as such, sucks.
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Honestly making an Ork styled one wouldn't even be difficult so long as you accept that it's there for crushing things and don't try to punch someone with it.
The below poster knows how they would do it but doesn't care enough to do so.
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Read me like a book; but the truth of it is that I lack the resources and facilities to do it myself. I have a few specifications that must be met;
-Must be full-size and functional (e.g. able to pinch/sever a leg of lamb encased in a muffler pipe quickly and with ease).
-Must look decent (e.g. no coffee can with a hedge trimmer duct taped to it).
-field-serviceable, capable of repeated use
-able to be carried by a human (if it weighs 75 pounds, I can't use it).
-must stay on the arm; needs straps or devices to keep device from falling off arm, or being pulled off by force.
-somewhat armored (decent protection from small caliber rounds or melee weapons).
-safe for user (I don't want to get electrocuted or explode in a freak hydraulic rupture).
Yes, so in other words; I WANT A FUNCTIONAL POWER KLAW. I will give you your choice of one of my armies (possibly two or more depending on quality).
The next poster lacks the drive and knowledge to undertake this great commission as well. :'(
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Altough myself have neither the knowledge or skill do do this I do know people who have. Still if I had a functioning power klaw I fould'nt give it to you jawmonkey.
What would you do if I told you you people are getting the mods all fired up because you don't adhere to the rules?
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Hump the noob in the face.
What would you do if you could live outside your cookie-cutter life?
-
*spank* i would say play the game properly so we can all enjoy it without it degenerating into another "******* The below poster"
What would you do if i threw a ragworm at you?
-
Depends what a ragworm is.
What would you if I told you I was going to bed?
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Tell you to dream of me.
What would you do if you dreamed of a stinky ape all night, making kissy faces at you?
@Cake: Wha, what?
*spank* i would say play the game properly so we can all enjoy it without it degenerating into another "******* The below poster"
Rule of the game...Rules:
Person answers previous post and then says for example:
What would you do if you went to work and found out you were naked?
My question...What would you do if you could live outside your cookie-cutter life?
I am fully within the guidelines of this game, you sir, smell awful!
[throws slimy poop in your face]
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Sleep more often :P (i was tired ignore me)
What would you do if i drew a massive pestle and mortar on your left buttcheek?
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Draw something far more embarrasing on you.
What would you do if I told you nothing?
-
Nothing :'(
What would you do if i came to your local Game store and stole all of your models and melted the metal ones down for later use and blended your plastics?
-
I. Would. Kill. You.
Sorry they are my sweat and in some cases blood and tears.
What would you do if I came at you with an axe in a homocidal rage?
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use my crazy martial art skills to drop you from 300 yards away with mind bullets!
What would you do if i poured GW washes over your head (not the tasty ones)
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Ignore you because of the word "homocidal."
What would you do if it made me homicidal?
-
Ask you what the hell you answer means?
What would you do if a redneck offered you a job cleaning out his pigs for 3$ an hour (itsa ten hours job)
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Like field dressing or cleaning out the pens? At any rate, I probably would, but I'd have to check and see if I even have grungy shoes anymore.
The next poster has never worked on a farm.
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(out of game) hang on why does this keep getting like a below poster game? why keep saying stuff about that surely the game has a set structure?
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Because there are three hundred different below something games, very easy to get a game mixed up with another.
What would you do if you could break a rule once in a while?
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Break it.
What would you do if you had no morals?
-
Obviously a rhetorical question...
[I answer by blindly firing a few bullets in your general direction, missing you, but blasting three cute little kittens straight to hell]
What would you do if I shot first and asked questions later? You like my use of rhetorical questioning?
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Get my retaliation in first
What would you do if it turned out i was the real monkey messiah?
-
Ask myself why would you be the messiah of jawmonkey.
What would you do if anarchy ruled?
-
i would laugh at the impossibility, anarchy literally means without rule
What would you do if i corrected your grammar?
-
Shrug me grammar sucks.
What would you do if anarchy ensued?
-
bask in its warm leaderless glow
What would you do if i installed a dictatorship in your bedroom?
-
Overthrow you.
What would you if electricity failed?
-
stab it
What would you do if i stabbed bill gates?
-
Applaud you for stabbing that monopolising nerd?
WHat would you do if the only B films were made?
-
I've yet to see a movie that can't B made fun of; dispite the initial budget, nearly all films (given enough time), will eventually become hoaky or campy.
What would you do if you saw a (recent and new) movie that had great special effects, but at no time covered the screen in what I like to call "CG vomit"?
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Depends if it was a good film
What would you do if your [some young innocent ignorant family member] melted all your models?
-
Doubtful as I have hundreds, hopefully some would survive; at any rate I would have to sell a "one-of-a-kind, commemorative Warhammer 40k plate".
What would you do If you discovered that you ran out of bits, all of them.
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... :'(
What would you do if you were the last human alive?
-
Masterbate and play soltaire.
What would you do if you were voted off this island Earth?
-
Go live on island mars and party day and night with the martians!
What would do if you were homeless?
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Laugh.
What would you do if I bought a solar powered car so that I could silently run you over?
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Watch out for solar car driving maniacs.
What would you do if you were locked up in a mental phacility while being sane?
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Enjoy the peace and slow paced days.
What would you do if it started raining pennies... for days on end?
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stay indoors untill it stopped and then go a collecting in my large back garden!
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What would you do if you could follow the rules?
Ha ha! I believe the tables have turned Mr. Slice!
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Damn myself and my hypocritical ways and then get back on track with remembering how to play the Yhwh-condemned games.
What would you do if the tables were turned on you?
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Strike back...
[throws poop in your face]
What would you do if you had some corn in your nose?
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pick it lick it roll it flick it :P
What would you do if i made you wear silken brassiers
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I would applaud your guts and then kill you.
What would you do if the next time you cursed the heavens openend up and god himself would berate you?
-
i'd LOL (and poop)
What would you do if i pulled a moony at you?
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Throw something sharp at your butt.
What would you do if a pair of scissors were sticking in a cheek?
-
Depends who'se cheeck
What would you do if I didn't have a question this time.
-
Scream because of the structural intengrity of the game being undermined! :o :o :o :o
What would you do?
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Nothing
What would you do if you couldn't see this?
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The tables have turned yet again in the f(l)avour of MR SLICE!!
What would you do if you were an annoying person that pointed out other peoples mistakes with much glee?
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Nothing I tend to do that anyway. And I think you should check my previous post perhaps highlighting it?
What would you do if stopped going to the tavern games.
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i would be sad because theres only 3 or 4 people involved with this threadf atm and we loves your input :P
What would you do if i left my computer now to go out?
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I woudl shrug and hope you that whatever you're going to do it's worth missing some quality time with me ;)
What would you do if CERN created a black hole?
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Become more than intimately close with the entire world in a fraction of a second.
What would you do if the flow of time became unstable?
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Try to avoid headaches form the temperol paradoxes that will occur.
What would you do in case of nuclear war?
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Stock up on feminine hygiene products, they will be worth more than gold, seriously.
What would you do?
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Go live in a hole in the ground and when my father goes missing I'll go look for him and then it all goes bad.
What would you do if a random stranger told you you had forty days to live.
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Doubt it, the Dark Lords have given me the date; I know when I'm going, but I have to make sure to take as many with me as possible.
What would you do if I offered you a free ticket to Fun LandTM?
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Throw them away as I couldn't trust anything you gave to me ;)
What would you do if you were stranded in space?
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Practice fecal projection as a reliable means of locomotion.
What would you do if you were caught in my backblast?
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Pray to god that my space suit has windhshield wipers.
What would you do if I was a figment of your schizophrenia?
-
Laugh uncontrollably; antisocial personality disorder, maybe, but no personality splits.
What would you do if you lacked a conscious, only did what society told you was "good"?
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Have a philosophical debate with myself then go on a random killing spree.
What would you do if life was just a computer simulation?
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Get in my magic phone booth and travel through time with Bill.
What would you do once you realise the implications of that statement?
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Call you a liar. Only Dr Who time travels! >:(
What would you do if I informed you that every 'what would you do' in this huge thread has been posed as a question.
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Ask you do prove it.
What would you do if I told you I miss cakeslice
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I would return from my self imposed absence from this magical vortex of poop and penis jokes (seriously it's like a 15 yr olds comedy club) and make my triumphant return
What would you do if i was forcibly removed from my computer for nearly a whole weekend?
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Spill warm tears of symphaty
What would you do if I told you I missed you man.
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Pray for your quick recovery.
@Archaon: I was refering to Bill & Ted's excellent adventure (a la "the matrix is bogus dude!"), you fail.
What would you do if computers suddebly stopped working?
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find my dictionary and look up the meaning of the word
suddebly
Then proceed to ask the following question
What would you do if terrorists used an EMP attack on the worlds biggest citys?
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Be envious of the fact that if said EMP attack happened, the fact I forgot to Spell Check a previous post would have been irrelevant.
What would you do if the Queen of the Grammarnazis asked you to run away to their dictionary island?
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Depends if she's hot
What would you do if I told you nothing
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Nothing
What would you do if i asked you nothing?
-
just sit there in a comfortable silence
What would you do if I told you I go ninja'ed
-
Not reply or just say what I want regardless of the question (non-question)... I like Jelly Belly jelly beans.
What would you do if you could embrace the chaos just a little more? (quit being so damned lawfull good!)
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I would live a comfortable moral free life in my mansion of skulls, swimming in my swimming pool of blood and randomly using my Jack-Blades to assassinate my crew of (jaw)monkey butlers.
What would you do if even if i got ninjad i posted this whole tihng anyway because i refuse to waste good time.?
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Congratulate you, I truthfully did the same.
What will you do now that we have both discovered the technique to defeat the dreaded ninja?
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Nothing for I ninja'ed him 8)
What would you do if I told you at some point I will lie/have lied?
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Appreciate your truthfullness.
What would you do if I told you that I seldom lied?
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Be amazed at you feces supplies.
What would you do if I tolde you I'm in the house!
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Congradulate you on your outer body experience but also warn you that although you have left your moronic hands continue to type.
What would you do if i posted a hurtful comment but only meant it in fun?
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Laugh about it.
What would you do if I told the voices are telling me to tickle you (I'm in a very strange mood today)
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Cry all the more anyway, BWAAAAAA!! :'(
What would you do if I told you the tears are messing up my mousepad?
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Mock you for having a sucky mousepad.
What would you do if I devoured your mousepad and mouse?
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Let you hunt mice together with my dog (she has a bit of an identitiy crisis)
What would you do if I told you I swear a lot.
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Slap you on the back (Which is a lie, because that is amongst the most disgusting shows of semi-affection I've ever seen.) and say "Good for you, you beslubbering outrageously sexy lycra-clad pixie."
What would you do if I told you about that time I beat Shade so badly he sold his army?
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Shame Shade for using such a crappy army.
What would you do if you were forced to play Kroot?
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nibble on them and enjoy the other white meat of 40k
What would you do if gamesworkshop stopped spacemarines as an army?
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Rejoice because it would probaly mean they pay more attention to other armies.
What would you do if I declared a WAAAAAAGH!
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Get you some cough drops for your sore throat.
What would you do If I decided to play my Eldar army in the nude?
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i would say... whatever tickles your pickle :D..... what would you do if you woke up one morning and had turned into a cat (i already know how it feels ;))...?
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Kill myself. Catz...... >:(
What would you do if I said I ate cats for breakfast?
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I would destroy you for your unnecesarry cruelty to my gentle feline brethren. >:( >:( >:(
What would you do if Robbie Williams descended on your place of living?
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Move, blow it up, blow it up again, and flame ground zero, for giggles!
What would you do if GW went out of business? :'(
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Make a Games Workplace to fill in the gaps! We must have Necrons! (and SMurfs can come too)
What would you do if they shut down the state of Idaho?
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Move on and possibly effect some kind of escape route for people inside that i liike, anyone from idaho?
What would you do if i told you i am michael cain?
-
Remind you to capitalise your I's when referring to yourself while typing.
What would you do if I told you I was really and ape in front of a keyboard?
-
Capture you, put you on Oprah, and make millions!
What would you do if I actually wore a Wonder Woman outfit? (i am a dude)
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Warn you that your invisible airplane isn't real and that your dragging your butt down the road; oh, and your shorty shorts make you look fat.
What would you do if they made a Wonder Woman movie, but Rosie O'donnel was Wonder Woman?
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Cry for weeks, months, maybe years...then kill the big O!
What would you do if GW decided Space Marines sucked and stopped making them?
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Wait a few years and sell my SM for huge bank.
What would you do once GW passes the FAQ proclaiming that they will no longer be making new rulesets or update codex as they are "just fine as they are now, and want to focus on the development of new armies and model ranges"?
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Scream "NOOOOOOOO I NEEDZ MY NECRONZ UPDATED!"
What you you do if the updated Space Marines Again (like next month or something)
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Not be surprised in the least.
What would you do if the thought of new codex made you laugh at the Dark Eldar players?
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be unphased by the startling mundanity of my life :-[
What would you do if I laughed?
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Encourage it, and know that your avy is actually a picture of yourself, apparently.
What would you do if they take you to the butcher?
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nuy some ready cut and seasoned meat with my human wallet.
What would you do if you misinterpreted the irony of my Avy?
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Have my interpretation skills improved.
What would you do if I told you your mum is smoking hot?
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Take you to the optromotist (no idea how you write that one)
What would you do if you were vivisected by living russian wodka bottles
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Savour the fact that it was the drink that killed me.
What would you do if you were in a plane about to crash?
-
Feel sorry for the fact that nobody will surive to record my great and epic last words.
What would you do if you were kidnapped by the mole people (they're real people!)
-
Pray that the C.H.U.D. don't take me from them.
What would you do if you knew the reference to the movie just mentioned?
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Tell you aboot it?
What would you do if I studied instead of posted in the Tavern games?
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You might actually get a passing grade.
What would you do if, in the midst of explosive diharea, the bathroom had no toilet paper and the water wasnt working?
-
As the kuwaity's say "left hand for eating, right hand for wiping" (or is it the other way around? Biscuits are supposed to taste like poop, riiiiiight?)
What would you do if you accidentally ate poop?
-
err, move up? ;)
What would you do if you understood that answer?
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Kill myself?
What would you do if your monkey had dyslexia?
-
Give him extra time for his tests and exams.
What would you do if someone gave you thirty million, if you spend ten million first in one week without gambling or donating more than one, without gaining anyting and you can't tell anyone about these weird conditions.
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Tell you to keep dreaming and go watch Brewster's Millions again.
What would you do if an old geezer offered 10 mil for your services for one night?
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Check if his nose will pull off :D
What would you do if Chuck Norris gave you the offer of being his side kick?
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Kick his ass like Bruce Lee.
What would you do if I actually could kick Chuck Norris's ass?
-
I don't doubt that anyone could complete the physical act; kicking his butt, not beating him in a fair fight. I only fear for anyone that shares the victim's last name; as they will die as well due to the severe beating Mr. Norris will give you.
What would you do if Chuck Norris showed up at your door?
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Invite him in for a cup of thea
What would you do if your life was a musical
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I.. would... SING!!! [Insert catchy tune about a monkey happy to throw feces]
maestro, if you please... [music starts]
What would you do,
if I threw some poo?
Would you cry?
Would you scream?
Would you die?
You like my theme?
Oooohhhhhh... what... would... you... doooo,
If I threw some pooooooooooooo?!
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Be happy for the mask protects me
What would you do if I transformed in a dragon
-
Be sad that your still inside him.
What would you do once the dragon excretes you from his body (out the backdoor, of course)?
-
Curse the messed up reality I found myself in
What would you do if you were diagnosed with an unspecified mental disorder, but which would have you locked up all the time or on drugs so heavy just lifting your hand is to much?
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I would be the best darned crazy person I could and take a lesson from jawmonkey by throwing poop at nurse Ratchet... I'd rather embrace the disorder than take the drugs and be a vegetable.
What would you do if we met in person and I actually was a vegetable (like a carrot or zucchinni)?
-
I would wok you with some beef and teriyaki sauce
What if we met in real life and it turned out I really do dress like Jack of Blades
-
I would ninja chop your shoulders so you collapse into amillion tiny nerves of steam and brocolli
What would you do if i posted a nonsense answer?
-
I'm used to that.
What would you do if all my posts suddenly became very clear?
-
What did you do to the real Jawmonkey? Then kill the imposter.
What would you do if you found Jawmonkey's wallet, that was filled with at least 200 bucks?
-
Holy crap! Mrs. Monkey actually put money back! I'm pretty sure thats a sign of the coming apocalypse...
What would you do if you could never have enough money?
-
Whore myself.
What would you do you had to pay for my services because you were that desperate?
(god, what is wrong with me? Where am I going with this!)
-
double bag it.... you dirty little...
What would you do if 40k online never existed?
-
Paint more models and play 40k more often.
What would you do if you could play too much?
-
Not care, because there is no such this as playing too much 40k.
What would you do if you could have a pet pygmy hippo?
-
Kill it, cook it, eat it.
What would you do if you found out that the hippo was the last of his kind?
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Clone it, repopulate and then preserve them. Then make pygmy hippo cavalry :D
What would you do if eating the hippo gave you samenella?
-
What!? You can get it twice? What if you're a carrier already? So confusing... ???
What would you do if your thumb was literally green?
-
Go on Oprah and make millions.
What would you do if I took over the world.
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Revolt.
What would you do once the monkey army finally commences their take over of the world?
-
Let my facial hair grow then rise to a position of power.
What would you do if someone proved the existence of God
-
Kill them, destroy their false god, and prove it was an eloborate hoax started by jawmonkey.
What would you do if I was actually God?
-
Blame you.
What would you do if God was a monkey?
-
Sacrifice banana's obiviously
What would you do if I told you I am in fact the leader of a underground mutant society hellbend on destroying the 'light world'
-
Firebomb your lair
What would you do if i told you i was back form my survival training weekend?
-
I would explode with glee
What would you do if I told you haven't missed a thing since you were gone. Jawmonkey has thrown poop at everybody, Starky has mocked everyone, there's a new taverner who was immediately the victim of Jawmonkey and Starky
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Laugh at the good times... and...
[throw poop at you and Cake Slice, simultaneously!]
What would you do once I discover the secret to the infamous poopfax*?
*BTW Cake Slice: you're getting the first one, because I know how much you like the idea.
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By stock in Jawmonkey Industries, LLC.
What would you do if we all had clones of ourselves?
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The human race would cease to be, as we would all be too busy making out with ourselves.
What would you do if this were true?
-
High 10 myself
What would you do if i todl you i've already perfected the POOPFAX (patent pending)?
-
Use it with glee!
What would you do if I broke this infamous poopfax(pantent pending)?
-
Its unbreakable rendering your question both null and void
What would you do if this game ended up just beeing an outlet for me to verbally abuse you with my hilarious intelect and sharpwitted gramatical nazisms?
-
Wait for you slip up so I can rub the feces that will be your fail in your bovine face.
What would you do if you weren't cattle?
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I would be eating it of course
What would you do if all the french disappeared?
-
Wouldnt care.
What would you do if te female population all became horribly dis-figured and fat?
-
Become a plastic surgeon and make millions and billions
What would you do in case of nuclear disaster giving 5% of the population.
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assuming you mean giving 5% of the population super powers then i would fly around with my meat-ray
What would you do if i had a superpower?
-
Recruit you as my minion/sidekick
What would you do if I was a mad scientist, with superpowers, bent on taking over the world
-
Become a superhero and throw penguins at you until you submitted to my superior will
What would you do if got bored and left this game permanently?
-
I would weep bitter tears of loss
What would you do if I wept bitter tears of loss.
-
laugh
What would you do if from now on i only gave one word answers?
-
Try to come up with questions that require more than one word answers.
What would you do if I C.E.R.N. created a black hole?
-
Run
Waht wloud you do if i dleribtley msplield tihs sanetnace in hopes you wlundot nticoe?
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Smack you on the head for underestimating my detection skills.
What would you do if someone made you an 'indecent' proposal
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accept
What would you do if i refused to fall to you trying to make me answer your questions in a less efficiant manner?
-
I would applaude your succes so far.
What would you do if I told you I think we are the only two keeping this thread alive
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Disagree
What would you do if i told you i'm going to use my questions to explain my answers?
-
Be confused and bored.
What would you do if I owned all of the Burger King franchises?
-
Nothing I never eat B.K.
What would you do if I drove you out of buisness.
-
Administrate
What would you do if everybody in this thread began mocking you for funs?
-
Laugh! I have a great sense of humor!
What would you do if you didnt?
-
Cry.
What would do if I told you I sold my tear ducts for bullets?
-
Stop using one word answers
What would you do if i disliked being cold?
-
Throw you on the grill.
What would you do if I liked my meat raw and bleeding?
-
Ask for a share.
What would you do if every and all time you got in the Tavern, every single thread you'd stumble upon would have to answer one of my post?
Starky
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Bomb your house....y discriminate? Exterminate all of Canada.
What would you do if you realize that Canada does not exist anymore?
-
Just too bad. Where next?
What would you do if you got totally, utterly addicted to the Tavern?
Starky
-
Seek an intervention.
What would you do if they got rid of the Tavern?
-
Be very unhappy, then find something more useful to spend time. Oh, and track Jimmy down.
What would you do if you could access 40KO from work and get paid for doing some internetz?
Starky
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Cha-ching, doing the very thing!
What would you do if your job was as cool as mine?
-
Find some place hotter. ::)
What would you do if my job could somewhat boring but timefree enough to read or do other stuff?
Starky
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Once again say that you need a busier, more productive job; working harder but making more money.
What would you do if you suddenly had enough free time to play 40k more often? (I just finished school this week, woot!)
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A) Hate you for gloating about it and B) Play more!
What would you do for this?
(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi184.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fx187%2FStarrakatt%2F40KOnline%2FDark_Eldar_Codex.jpg&hash=94afcb1632b130325577971620d15212f754c073)
Starky
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Download the official codex PDF, as GW will admit that it had been available (much like the Blood Angels codex) for the last two years, but they had messed up the web address.
What would you do if that were true?
-
Patiently wait.
What would you do if it was the best codex and most broken hands down?
Dammit ninja'd!!!!!!
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NOT be that ninja.
What would you do were you to begin to age backward?
Starky
-
Start forcing myself to watch a slew of younger shows, as that is all I could watch as I progressivley get younger...
What would you do if my stay in the Tavern was only temporary?
-
Party, like it was 1974!
What would you do if you woke up next morning and found out you had no arms or legs?
-
Hop to school. Hey, I have to turn in that assignment sometime.
What would you do if you magically regained your sanity through prolonged absence from the Tavern?
-
Won't happens.
Besides, what would you do if it was proved that only Taverners are truly sane?
Starky
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Then happily be one of the insane.
What would you do if, due to 'random events' *cough* couldn't acess the Tavern anymore?
-
I'd be freed from this place to live my life anew
What would you do if I stole your car?
-
Tell you it serves you right and don't bring it back.
What would you do if you stole my clunker and then realised what you did wrong?
-
Return the clunker and then do it right
What would you do if I got a restraining order against your poo
-
Break the law for the sake of continuing our special relationship... just in case...
[Throws multiple piles of doo at you]
What would you do if you didn't have an e-poop-throwing friend like me?
-
Contemplate the strange void in my life everytime I see a doo-doo
What would you do if I told you I don't have any inspiration for the black library writing competetion
-
Tell you to get back to writing as the world needs to know the story about an Ork boy and an Eldar Banshee falling madly in love.
What would you do with a book like that in your hands?
-
Probaly get a laugh or two out of it
What would you do...
-
Same as last time
What woudl you do if it wasnt just me and you anymore?
-
I would welcome the newcomers with open arms
What would you do if I couldn't be bothered with thinking up something better than this right now
-
backhand your face with a dead rabbit named harry
What would you do to re-act to such a spectacle?
-
Strangle you with a dead weasel named Pete of course
What would you do if I told you I might post something in the fiction board soon
-
Wait with intrigue and comment as i see appropriate when said fiction's been posted
What would you do if i began halo playing?
-
If you mean that you begin to play halo, I would wish you good luck
What would you do if I told you I have exams next week
-
Be bummed, i have another year to wait for my first set, but i do have a maths one in two weeks. Sucks doesnt it
What would you do if i asked you what is considered 'Smart Casual' work clothing?
-
say you that I don't know but if I had to guess I would say it was a t-shirt with a jacket
What would you do if I said I'm really busy
-
Tell you to do the same as me and procrastinate using the tavern
what would you do if i told you i have work to do after my food?
-
Ask what your job is.
What would you do if you learned by presentation is not important in the grand scheme of things.
-
Laugh at the Japanese.
What would you do if they bombed Pearl Harbor one more time?
-
Wonder if it will be start of third W.W.
What would you do if you got drafted in a third world war.
-
Be happy I have a legal way to play with assault rifles.
What would you do if the WWIII ended in nuclear apocalypse?
-
Stock up on feminine hygiene products and become a very rich man.
-
JAW MONKEY SLIPPED UP-GAME ERROR ALERT ENGAGED!
What would you do if you made another mistake and brought the pwnage down on you like a sack of amphetamine parrot?
-
I praise taunting you yet again. ;D
-
What would you do if you posted in the wrong thread?
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Laugh at you for not understanding what transpired within the last three posts...
[throws ultimate fail poop at you, soaking you head to toe in rancid feces]
What would you do if your shoes always made that soggy squeak?
-
Get new shoes.
What would you do if you realized you just crapped your pants?
-
finish.
What would you do if that happened to a friend, while they were sitting on top of your newly purchased GW battle board?
"Dude, did you just crap your pants?"
"T-t-t-those spiky chaos bits really hurt, I couldn't help it"
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Um... Not care cause I don't have a battle board.
What would you do if a dog crapped on your battle board?
-
Well, play a Nurgle-themed game. Hey, good terrain can be hard to come by.
What would you do if you faced a true Nurgly army? (e.g. slimy, rotten, destroys anything they contact)
-
Purge the unclean!
What would you do if a battle board sat on you, while being sat on by and elephant and his herd???
-
Run away from the scary poo jokes :(
What would you do if i laughed at Wind legion for being out of the loop?
-
Laugh with you.
What would you do if i joined the digestible detective?
-
Say shame on you.
What would you do if faced with an angry spacewolf with a splinter in his paw?
-
Stroke it, remove the splinter and befreidn it, convincing it to join my penguin legions with its wolf brethren thus creating a spacewolf/penguin Land/sea army
What would you do if i enlisted an entire species of bird as an army enabling my animal kingdom army to become tri-service?
-
Start a human opposition.
What would you do if I started throwing poop in peoples faces
-
Set my animal army onto you
What would you do fi there was a massive war between me & my Legions and you & your resistance fighters?
-
Win :D
What would you do if I told you to quit spending time in the tavern and to something more productive
-
I would overload the expletive detector/censor if i told you the honest answer to that, suffice to say it involves penguins monkeys poop and a large german woman that goes by the name of helga
What would you do if i disregarded your advice?
-
Smile
What would you do if I asked you about Helga
-
Deny all knowledge of my Sexy german Milch-Frau :P
What would you do if i was striving to gain a custom title?
-
I would ask how can I help
What would you do if I asked if I could help
-
beg for your assistance
What would you do if i asked you what title you tihnk i should have?
-
Cakeslice grandmaster of pie! :P
What would you do if I told you I'm a lucky man
-
congrafulate you
What would you do if i asked you to speculate on the odds of me getting a custom title beofre the end of this year?
-
All considered... I wouldn't hold my breath.
What would you do if that Title turned out to be: 40KO Official Cowhead?
Starky
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Bask in the hitherto unheard of irregular poster gaining a title
What woudl you do if i made flapjacks?
-
Say: bon appetit.
What would you do if it was a holiday
-
Chores and beer. More chores than beer. Then the beer.
What would you if were I to use my Necromantic Powerz and bring back something... old?
Starky
-
Tell you to hurry up and bring back my favorite thread.
What would you do if it came back?
-
Post in it. But something useful, like spam, flame and trolling.
What would you do if I asked you 'Where is my pie'?
Starky
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Say: you ate it all silly
What would you do if I were lying
-
Applaud your gusto at lying to complete strangers who could care less.
What would you do if I told you I was honest, for the most part?
-
I would shrug
What would you do if I pulled of my mask
-
hold my nose.
What would you do if you pulled off your own finger?
-
Probaly faint
What would you do if you woke with an crazy axe murderer standing over you ready to strike
-
Punch him in the face and take his axe.
What would you do if you awoke to find Sanctjud and Jester standing over your bed, looking very excited.....
~Thal
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Wake up, for real.
What would you do if everyone in the world was a figment of your imagination
-
Kill myself, cause my imagination sucks.
What would you do if you saw someone choking and they motioned for help? (happened to me)
-
Heimlich maneuver, but aim the bit of food at an obnoxious kid.
What would you do if you were choking and there was no one around?
-
run around waving arms in the air.
What would you do if you woke up floating in the middle of the Pacific Ocean?
-
Be amazed at my ability to survive in water overnight and sleep without drowning.
What would you do if i had the day off school because i fell off my bike?
-
Wonder what you broke
What would you do if I told you I need some new stuff to read
-
Point you towards the black library (i suggest Gaunts ghosts)
Wahtw oudl you do if i only hurt myself and didnt make a break?
-
Be confused by your grammer and spelling, so I play a video game.
What would you do if, somehow, every game console (including PCs) failed!
-
Annoy you all the more here on 40konline
@Cake: I wonder why they gave you the day off
What would you do if I already read ghaunts ghosts and are now considering Chiaphas Cain
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I would suggest reading the horus heresy books-gripping
@Jack- It wasnt so much given as taken
What would you do if i ate a pot noodle with a knife?
-
"Operate! Operate! Still time to operate!"
What would you do if I told you that the Horus Heresy books are a fantastic read.
~Thal
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Agree and note that i have began re-reading 'Galaxy in Flames' as i find enthralling
What would you do if i told you i had better things to do than the tavern but am very good at procrastinating?
-
Think that you're fooling yourself and get back to my anthropology exam.
What would you do if I said that that's an attractive smile you got there?
-
Ask you how you feel about udder fetishes
What would you do if i wanted to touch your scar to so if it tickles you?
-
Buy you dinner ;)
Ninja'd
I'd tell you the difference between the word so and see ;)
What would you do if a mod went crazy and started editing all your posts?
~Thal
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I'd stop editing my posts.
What would you do if you discovered that if you press "here", your nose goes red?
-
I wouldn't press the button, and then inform you that your soul is lost on account of joining the tavern.
What would you do if you lost a game to a grot army :P?
~Thal
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SMile and get on with life, i never win
What would you do if you missed my clever hidden message in my answer?
-
Start a Space marine army.
What would you do if i said mods don't have souls?
-
Agree, mods are centred around a liquid caramel core made of dead bunnys and burnt kittens.
What would you do if my answer got modded?
;) Oh the power! - Spite
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Go crazy with power!
What would you do if your neighbour started stalking you?
-
Walk at a lsightly faster pace (they're all old)
What would you do if itold on you?
-
Seduce a global.
What would you do if you ran out of toothpaste right before a big date?
-
Make my own from an ancient roman recipe. Sugar, Salt and water/mouthwash
What would you do if you didnt have a toothbrush before a big date?
-
post in this thread instead :( ;)
What would you do if people got you and all of your friends to walk to that building where all the mooing was coming from?
-
Start up the grills and prepare to make some steaks.
What would you do if GW decided to erase all the 40k fluff and start anew?
-
Tell them to get squats right this time. And create an IG regiment with Davy Crockett hats.
What would you do if you had just eaten a slightly out of date sandwhich?
-
I don't eat sandwiches so the point is moot
What would you do if GW decided the Emperor is dead and Abbadon invades Terra
-
Start playing Warhammer 41k.
What would you do if they came out with a new SM codex (slated for Sept ;)).
-
Sure as hell stop playing marines and build my guard army super fast.
What would you do if i liked ot be different?
-
Applaud you
What would you do if I told you people are to obsessed with being normal
-
I'd agree whole-heartedly.
What would you do if it turned out Dark Eldar were being discontinued?
~Thal
-
LOL at the D.E players for being so out of date their dust has dust forming on it
What would you do if i destroyed every television in American and Canada (and Alaska and Hawaii, you sneaky off worlders)?
-
Laugh as I am in Australia :D
What would you do if GW went broke and no 40k models were ever made again?
~Thal
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Play Fantasy (ZING!)
What would you do if someone managed to conclusively prove there was an afterlife?
-
Well, I do believe in Heaven
What would you do if I was a lazy thing with too much h/w and hadn't gotten around to reading Raktra's awesome story yet :(
I promise both Raktra and Jack, this afternoon I will read and comment on both of your updates.
~Thal
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I would urge you do things
What would you do if I asked when two hawks will get continued?
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I'd tell you that I've had a lot of things happening write now (not currently in the best of emotional states, which is strange given that I'm a happy person 95% of the time).
However, I'm not working tomorrow due to my sudden tonsillitis, and as such my assignment can wait until tomorrow (which means I'm working on Two Hawks now :P).
What would you do if you had a killer idea but had no way of getting it published?
~Thal
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Use the internet.
What would you do if you were president/primeminister or head of state of your country for a day?
-
Make a law that extends my period then make sure that Balkenende would never ever be prime minister again
What would you do if I told you that I wish mankind was sensible enough for anarchy to work
-
Tell you that it will never stand against my own robot-o-cratic system that I am working on.
The next poster will bow low to their new robot masters once they learn that humans will live a life of luxery and ease (after the "cullings" of course).
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Robots? The only robots I want are robot shoes, to do all my walking for me. Course, even though they'd only be footwear, that still dosn't mean that they wouldn't try to rise up and overthrow me. Imagine how stupid I'd be then? :-[
What would you do if your own robot shoes tried to kill you?
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Rest assured that my robot roo's would save my ass... ;D
What would you do if the robots were Asimovian than Terminator?
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nothing coz i dont understand the question
What would you do if you were really drunk and made a pass at our best friend? (opp sex)
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Have a very awkward morning after... (Hah... funny story...)
What would you do if you woke up next to a Zombie?
-
run away before the drugs wore off. (not a funny story)
What would you do if cereal was made of people?! :o
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Actually eat breakfast.
What would you do if GW decided to make Warhammer digital, and stopped making models?
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It depends, if it was like the same game but played on a massive digital baord then i woudl keep playing.
What would you do if they brought a new game out in GW based on modern warfare?
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Don't really bother.
What would you do if I decided to completely stop posting in Tavern Games when I reach the 10K posts notch?
Starky
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Ask if that included Tavern posts.
What would you do if I decided to stop posting in the Tavern once I hit the 1K post notch?
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I'd miss ya
What would you do if I went missing?
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Send out the search parties. And I have just the vehicle for the job. 8)
What would you do if I finally got a digital camera and posted pictures of my newly made Ork robots.
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Be interested to see it, pray PM me. ;)
What would you do if both GM and Chrysler suddenly ceased to exist?
Ask if that included Tavern posts.
No, I would be already over.
What would you do if I decided to stop posting in the Tavern once I hit the 1K post notch?
You also already over.
Starky
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Don't care.
What would you do if I said that the next chapter for my chapter is really long.
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not read it
What would you do if my friends call me "mr lazy"?
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Believe them
What would you do if I couldn't be bothered thinking of something better than this.
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Probably reply like this
what would you do if 40k stopped existing?
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Hate the great emptiness that woud be my life
What would you do if aliens came, kidnapped and anal probed you. But thanks to the kidnapping you were saved from the destruction of earth. The aliens however decide that they can't let you live as their parents will discover what they did. Just as they aim their blaster at you, you are transported to the flagship of a benign emperor who wishes to discuss poetry with you under the pleasure of a cup of thea. As you settle in there's a palace revolution by the Emperors genetically altered supersoldiers. Their commander the new Emperor orders you to the brig, where you remain. Untill you are saved by a smuggler, a water farmer, a hairy beast, two robots and a wize old mentor, who take you onbourd there ship. In exchange you are to marry the hairy beast so he can stay in our galaxy.
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'Accidently' push the hairy beast over a cliff, then steadily bribe the supersoldiers until they become my slaves till death. Lead a military coo and become Emperor. Ban tea.
What would you do if you suddenly found out that every 2nd person on the planet was a figment of your imagination?
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Stop complaining about overpopulation.
What would you do if Oprah became the next President of the United States?
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Nothing.
What would you do if I threw poo
-
Catch it, mold it into a statue in your honor.
What would you do if I had a statue of myself and had actual followers pay homage to it?
-
Tranform them in an army and start my world conguest.
What would you do if I started a holy war to conquer the world.
-
Kill you all with my souless robot army.
What will you do once your cellphones begin to microwave your brains?
-
microwave them back. Hard.
What would you do if the moon split into 3 pieces..
-
Miss the ocean tide and prepare for winter or obliteration.
What would you do if the moon suddenly vanished?
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Make a new one
What would you do if i said i was going to make a new moon
-
Inform you that I've already got the prototype right here (and moon you).
What would you do if I accidentally shot you, having forgotten to unload the Monkey MortarTM before mooning you?
-
Explode in acidic monkey feces.
What would you do if i said that i'm higher on the evolutionary ladder than you?
-
Tell you that I think evolution is a load of hogs-wash.
What would you do if you lost 50 Warhammer 40,000 games in a row?
~Thal
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Question why my army has starting performing so well. ::)
What would you do if you scored 50 draws in a row?
-
Get annoyed.
If GW decided to change the DA Codex where Deathwing is inexistent?
Starky
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Nothing I don't play DA and even then the ravenwing is more interesting
What would you do if all the infrastructure in the world got destroyed.
-
Walk and be at peace.
What would you do if everyone in the world became catholic overnight?
-
be happy, hopefully the end of all wars. If everyone is one denomination of one religion what is there to fight over?
What would you do if all 3rd world debt was cancelled?
-
move to a third world country and take out a loan, and so the viscious circle continues.
what would you do if aliens took all the worlds chairs and things-you-can-sit-down-on?
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build more
What would you do if i began a repetitive cycle of annoyance and tried to persuade you to play a different army?
-
i'd begin the repetitive cycle of annoyance and try to persuade you to play a different army.
what would you do if aliens took all the worlds chairs and things-you-can-sit-down-on and you couldnt build more!
-
Invest in transportable butt-resters.
What would you do if your wind up key broke?
-
use my tongue as a key
What would you do if you got your tongue stuck ina clockwork keyhole?
-
Pray for three o'clock.
What would you do if you sucked your eye out after looking into a vacuum?
-
do that thing where you turn the vacuum on blow and try to ballance the eye on the jet of air.
what would you do if you found out your father was chuck norris?
-
Demand money
What would you do if you found out your mother was Chuck Norris?
-
Finally understand why my beard is so damn awesome.
What would you do if you had to do something?
-
Do it
What would you do if your avatar vanished forever.
-
Watch the movie.
What would you do once all the animals and insects finally turn on us? (old African legend)
-
Secure the house against insect and rodent invasion, then arm myself to the teeth with petrol bombs and shotgun shells.
What would you do if my traps backfired on me?
-
Take your candy that you had been hording.
What would you do if a sea of ants were coming at you?
-
breed a sea of ant eating ants.
what would you do? Full stop.
-
Huh? WHat?
What would you do if the next time you open a door a man is standing with his a sword posed to strike, who asks you: what do you think of in this moment before death?
-
Right hand grab sword arm, left foot in balls, fight foot behind leg and trip !
What would you do if i knew judo?
-
ask you what the verb/phrase (doing word/phrase) for judo is.
incidently what would you do if i asked you what the verb/phrase (doing word/phrase) for judo is.
-
i would lol
What wuld you do if i lied about my martial prowess?
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Whoop yo' ass suka!
what would you do if i do do do?
-
i would be
Whatw oudl you do if i was?
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Kick you in the face with my newly polished parade boots before naking you clean them because you scuffed 'em.
what would you do if you were called up for national service?
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I have already been called (here in the netherlands when you become sixteen they sent you a letter that you might be called up for duty and you should be ready, the last times this happened was like twenty years ago)
What would you do if someone crashed the internet
-
Complain to the driver. ;)
What would you do if I asked you to invent something to say because I can't think of anything myself?
-
What would you do if i denied your request?
-
Force you to answer me.
What would you do with a large stinky ape sitting on your back holding your head in a precarious position? (e.g. about to twist your head off)
-
Tell you to get off the internets and wake up
What would you do if i didnt?
-
smack you one and call you a sissie.
what would you do if cake slice wasnt digestible?
-
Excrete him!
What would you do if i threw a pizza at you?
-
Eat it!
What would you do if you couldn't crack a case?
-
Irrelevant, i always crack the case!
What would you do if i had written a novel about my Alias : 'Cake Slice'
-
Ask for a piece of the pie.
What would you do if you actually made decent money off your efforts?
-
Spend it on GWmerchandise and stocks!
What would you do if i was looking forward to being beaten by Raktra tomorrow?
-
Remind you to take along your gimp mask.
What would you do if Bruce Willis shows up with a ninja sword and cuts Raktra down before your fun can start?
-
be severely pissed off as i havent played in months and was looking forward ot having my arse handed to me
What would you do if Micheal Jackson wasnt really dead?
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Nothing I always knew he was a vampire. (Oh come on, weird skin, avoids sunlight you all thought it)
What would you do if didn't finish this question?
-
[Throw feces at you] always finish what you start!
What would you do now that Michael Jackson has officially become undead?
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Sleep with a cross above my bed and a revolver with silver bullets under the cushion.
What would you do if you woke up to find that Michael Jackson isn't really (un)dead, but it was all a dream.
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kill him to restore the natural status quo
What would you do if i assassinated the king of pop?
-
ask how you've managed to bring dead people back to life, take that knowledge and create a evil zombie army and take control of the earth.
What would you do if I controlled the Earth?
-
Lead a rebel army to victory and crown mysefl emperor
What would you do if this game got locked.
-
I'd say we were all better off for it.
What would you do if Transformers were real and you had to choose a side: Autobots, or Decepticons?
~Thal
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First choose the decepticons then betray them
What would you do if a giant robot tore the roof from your house
-
Tell him to put the roof down, get back with the others, an await my command.
What would you do once my souless heartless killbots begin ripping you stupid humans in half?
-
Fight back with ym crazy animal army, genetically enhance i might add
What would you do if the humans and robots and animals (led by me) all fought over earth?
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Win.
What would you do if you got bit in the ass by a pittbul.
-
Beat him to death with a prybar and eat him, raw and on the spot (son of a be-atch, I'll show you).
What would you do if you were walking your grandma's small dog and it started trying to attack a much larger dog also walking by and then the bigger dog devoured your Grandma's with one massive gulp?
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Buy Grandma a real dog.
What would you do if organic Dogs became ileagle, and we could only own robo-pooch?
-
DIsguise my dog as robopooch
What would you do if I didn't do what I was supposed to be doing.
-
Nike!!
What would you do if my answer had been a clever riddle!?
-
Not bothering to solve it (I have vacation).
What would you do if you were naked in the dessert without supplies in the middle of a heat stroke and the only way to gain some sort of shadow is sitting against a cactus.
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What would you do if you were naked in the dessert without supplies in the middle of a heat stroke and the only way to gain some sort of shadow is sitting against a cactus.
stupid question i'd sit *ON* the cactus and frickin' enjoy it!
what would you do if i told you that the outcome of the michael jackson heart attack will be that they find it to be suicide or assissted suicide.
if you are willing to take me up on this conspiracy send me a message.
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What about negligence and apathetic "friends"? I think those aroun him simply didn't care.
What would you do if Michael left you his hyperbolic chamber for your previous relationship?
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Assume the fetal position in a corner before selling it.
What would you do if a Necron Lord in power armor knocked on your front door?
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Smite him with my Mighty Nemesis Plauge weapon
What woudl you do if continuity errors occured?
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'Don't they always?
would if What question wasn't the you order? do in right this
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Slap you
What would you do if I was lazy/doing lots of h/w and didn't read your update yet (sorry)
~Thal
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Believe you were in the past, I ain't updated in a while.
What would you do if I actually did update?
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*sigh*
What would you do if i went to france and bought a beret?
-
Be busy with Gabie 8)
What would you do if I explained that in excruciating detail?
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Read it sometime within the next few days - holidays soon, so I'll be able to get a lot of work done on Two Hawks (updates every few days most likely :P)
Ninja'd: Steal it :P
Ninja'd AGAIN: @Raktra: Slap you!
What would you do if I was Optimus Prime?
~Thal
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Ninja you
What would you do if i posted this even if i got ninja'd
(@Thal)
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Shame you for being so slow.
What would you do if you had a decent thing to post on these games? (purely theoretical considering my posts mind you)
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I would beslubber my own mind!
What would you do if George Bush became the president of Iran?
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Wonder how in the seven cirkels of hell he pulled that of
What would you do if I said shfgwcuhfdskcbdsjsx hfjaszkmndjh
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sdbfhsdbfhbvxncnvbx bvuksgdiufhoisdhfoi a\sdoh (twice if your lucky ;) )
What would you do if your computer exploded?
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piss on on it and dance naked on its ashes; take that technology!!
What would you do if the interweb suddenly no longer had any appeal to you?
(another purely theoretical question mind you ;))
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GO out side! :o
What would you do if i won?>
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Most likely congratulate you!
What would you do if I said the english should drive on the right.
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Slap you, we drove on the left first you took our driving and bastardized it :P
What would you do if this thread started an international incident?
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Use it as an excuse to invade England and make you drive on the right! ;D
What would you do if England got invaded to force you to drive on the right.
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Applaude the invading force! Who in the hell other than suicidal maniacs drives on the left side of the road?? :O
What would you do if I were provocative?
-
Slap down your Swedish Ass!
What would you do if i found out your nationality?
-
Quickly revert to my other nationality, and emigrate to Nepal.
What would you do if you were deported to Nepal?
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I would border hop into India and slowly make my way home.
What would you do if i knew where nepal was?
-
Congratulate your geographical knowledge.
What would you do if I confessed to the assasination of president Kennedy.
-
I'd blackmail you to keep schtum till I finished my book, "JackOfBlades, the Grassy Knoll Hobo".
What would you do if I introduced you to Lee Harvey Oswald, aged 69?
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I don't know we'll have to wait and see.
What would you do if I had an army of minions under my command.
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Challenge them to a duel. 1 by 1.
What would you do if you woke up in the morning and your whole room, bed included, with you in it, was stuck to the ceiling.
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Wonder why I haven't fallen out of it yet
What would you do if gravity was reversed
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I probably wouldn't be able to do much if that happened.
What would you do? (sexual pun is indeed intended)
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Hot women
What would you do if I did it?
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Ask you if I could become your apprentice.
What would you do if I actually wanted that?
-
Refuse apprentices have the annoying tendencies to betray their master.
What would you do if all the vegetables in the world were turned into spinach.
-
Become alot like popeye except for the speech impediment
Whatd would you do if you woke up and you had no face(but could still see)?
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Check the avatar...
What would you do if you woke up to the sound of a monster walking into the room.
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I'd say "not tonight, honey, I have a headache."
What would you do if you were Papa Smurf?
-
Use the smurfs as an army to take over the world.
What would you do if you were able to demolish buildings with one punch.
-
Never leave the house.
What would you have done if planetstrike was really not very good?
-
Ask if anyone was actually surprised.
What would you do if I Shade came back?
-
Cool, I'd get my gimp back!
What would you do were you plagued with the Independence Day movie playing out at all of the 4th July?
Starky
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Watch it once, be entertained after the 3rd or 4th i would kill something...
what would you do if America had lost the war of independence and you were now part of the commonwealth?
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Wouldn't care much as I'm neither American nor British.
What would you do if Tom Cruise lived under your bed?
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Tell him not to disturb Rosanne Barr [shudder]
What would you do if paparazzi followed you everywhere due to an embarrassing moment on TV?
-
Kill them all.
What would you do if you were also in that embarrassing moment.. naked.
-
Apologise to you publicly for what I did to you.
What would you do if a stranger asked you for a dollar?
-
I'd say: "U knou, u shudn't ax strenjers for kendi or moni or dey mait raip u."
What would you do if that statement didn't make any sense whatsoever?
-
Remind you to use normal English; no one thinks you're cute with the "ZOMG LOLZ" crap.
What would you do if God talked to you in a cowboy accent?
-
He wouldn't dare
What would you do if i told you that I AM GOD?
(New Zealand is called god's own for a reason you know...)
-
That's funny, I always thought it was known as the "bastard stepchild of Australia". :P
What would you do if you lived a country that could not be made fun of? (when I find it, I'll let you know BTW)
-
Wonder what weird dimension i fell into, for surely such a thing does not exist here...
What would you do if NZ declared war on the rest of the world... ...and won?
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I would laugh, because that is a physical impossibility.
What would you do if your car broke down in a foreign land and you couldn't speak the language. And you have no phone.
-
Walk to gas station across the road and motion extravagantly with my hands until they got the message.
What would you do if i stopped changing the conversation to New Zealand on this thread?
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Give you a medal ;)
What would you do if GW further increased their prices to the point where they were beyond ridiculous?
~Thal
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Cry. And then become a hard bitten criminal.
What would you do if your local GW was robbed of it's entire stock and they couldn't get more for months?
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Find out who robbed them, buy all the stock at black market prices and them sell them back to GW for ridiculous prices!!!
Now thats irony...
what would you do if you won a real f-22 Raptor
(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi406.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp145%2FSilverRanger021%2Ff_22_raptor_4.jpg&hash=69a00531968b911ed22c3c1f9ac54f7bb7c7013f)
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Paint it pink and make it look all prettiful.
What would you do if a cougar, a lion, a tiger and a cheetah attacked you AT THE SAME TIME?
-
Ah... errr... mmm... Kitty-kitty-kitty... ??? :'(
What would you do if your mother decided to start 40K and start with Nurgle Daemons?
Starky
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I'd actually think that was pretty cool, however, I'd expect her to play a less evil army (if she ever had any chance of understanding the rules :P)
What would you do if you had a younger brother who also played 40k and they beat you every time?
~Thal
-
Commit seppuku, making sure said brother was present to ensure he carried the images with him forever.
What would you do if you had no hands, no feet and no nose, but all the limbs?
-
Dance!
What would you do if a hairy monkey was breathing down your back?
-
Laugh at the silliness of it all. Then shoot it.
What would you do if a BABY WHALE suddenly appeared in front of you?
-
Try to eat it.
What would you do if I told you I could out-eat you?
-
Challenge you to an all-you-can-eat contest. And win.
What would you do if the earth was flat?
-
What the hell is all this "if" crap buddy, of course its flat? Otherwise we would spin off into the sun.;D
What would you do if the Earth began to spin the other direction?
-
Fall off.
What would you do if you were attacked by a killer holly bush?
-
Use my favorite yard implement; the hedge trimmer, one-handed of course, so its like I'm using a chainsword.
What would you do if I offered one of my 7 armies for a functional chainsword? (there are of course a few stipulations...)
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Distract you by asking about the "stipulations" whilst starting the chainsword, kill you with it and steal all 7 armies?
(lol)
What would you do if you lost all your armies and were told you could only buy one?
-
Start up Space Marines again, as one well thought out group of them can count as so many armies (e.g. SM, CSM, BT, BA, DA, SW, etc...)
-
what do i do?
What would you do if the above poster didn't leave a "what would you do if..." statement?
-
FIND WHERE HE LIVE.
What would you do if you suddenly felt the impulse to drink blood, like, just NOW?
Starky
-
Let the doctor check you for twilightitis.
What would you do if the test result was positive?
-
Ah crap... Incidentally, my wife made me watch the movie... and own the books.
If the author decided to write some more of these?
Starky
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Care even less than now. My woman can take care about caring about that sort of literary manure, not me.
What would you do if the author decided to write a story about your life?
-
Be joyus, as people might actually realise how false Edward is as a person and how someone like him could NEVER exist.
What would you do if the Top Gear team came to your house?
-
Remind them to flush the toilet after they use it and don't touch my toy box.
What would you do if hundreds of old people were suddenly seen dragging towards you, moaning and groaning like they do? (typical start of my work day)
-
*see Zombie apocalypse weapon thread in the tavern*
What would you do if the collected warped minds of 40kO destroyed the "old ones"?
-
Laugh until my sides hurt and then praised the Golden Throne that I was a blank.
What would you do if I offered you... a Klondike bar?
-
Absolutely nothing. Klondike bars are for fat people.
What would you do if my laptop made my desktop look bad?
-
Tell you to upgrade your desktop.
What would you do with a wireless router that wouldn't behave?
-
I'd tell you to join the club.
What would you do if I said I loved you?
-
Be mildly concerned.
What would you do if I told you I loved Alex-Chan?
-
Try and kill you. It's the only way, y'see.
What would you do if I asked what you would do, yet at the same time pondered the meaning of sausages?
-
Ask what kind of sausages you were pondering about
what would you do if someone named a type of sausage after you?
-
Demand that it use the entrials of kittens.
What would you do if my sausage also contained bunny eyes, cute ones?
-
Relish it.
What would you do if I was back baby, and better than ever!
-
Go like totally :o
Good to see you back, Jack
What would you do if Planestrike was made of sheer AWESOME! (which it is)
~Thal
-
Shrug and probaly check it out
What would you do if you got the giggles?
-
get really drunk and post in this thread!!!
What would you dfo if i really did post in this thread when i was drnunk!?
-
Isn't that what you normally do???
What would you do if you were stuck in a room . . . with no way out!
(correct answer is an answer to a riddle.)
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Create doors using my awesome monkey mind powers.
What would you do if I didn't feel like googling the answer to said riddle?
-
I would tell you.
Run around and aroud until your feet were SAW(sore), use the SAW to make a hole, shout until your voice was HORSE (hoarse), ride away on said HORSE.
You need to say it cos it sounds better that way.
Whata would you do if you defied the logic in that answer??
-
Logic, bah! That was a lame joke on par with, "why did the potato not laugh at the joke?" "It didn't have ears."
What would you do if I could have remembered a worse joke?
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Try to forget it.
3 blondes walked into a bar, you think the third one would have ducked. DAMMIT! FORGET!!!
what would you do if faced with said joke??
-
Stair at you blanky so you think that i didn't get it. You then try to explain it and proceed to sound really dumb. At which point i say "I got it the first time" and leave you cut out to dry.
What would you do if Antarctica suddenly appeared in the middle of the pacific, about the same latitude as Australia but between NZ and south america
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Worry about the rising sea level, half the netherlands would be covered wiht water. (Not my half though, mwhahahahaha)
What would you do if faced with a beatifull woman promising the time of your life, at a cost....
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Kill her, obviously a Daemonette.
What would you do in the same situation but the same gender as yourself?
-
Run away and try to find a cork.
What would you do if you couldn't find a cork?
-
Beat the holy snot out the guy (Come on, man up)
What would you do if the same situation but with jawmonkey...
-
Find a flamethrower and purge the unclean!
What would you do if you couldn't find a flamethrower?
-
A bottle of whisky and a bit of cloth for an explosive cocktail.
What would you do if I forgot the rules of this game.
-
Use your molotov against you . . . and your family!
what would you do if a crazed lunatic chucked a molotov at you?
-
Run towards the crazy bastard.
What would you do if you got tackled by a grizzly who only wanted to lick you.
-
try to wriggle out, and run uphill, so i can then run away faster.
What would you do if you woke up in a white void?
-
Go back to sleep.
What would you do if you were going to die. (sort of trick question. Think)
-
Die obvisiously.
What would you do if you were placed in witness protection and they place you in the middle of redneck country?
-
Try ta speek in a Texhas ackcent!
What would you do if encountered with this accent?
-
Confuse the (obviously stupid) person with my South African accent in reply.
What would you do if I invited you for dinner and told you half the kids in my son's class were off sick with swine flu?
-
I'd say can you please pass me the dish of ebola.
What would you do if I get hansy..?
-
Be 'hansy' right back to you ;)
What would you do if you found Sanctjud under your sheets?
~Thal
-
Use a bat on him.
What would you do if I framed you for murdah?
-
Escape and prove my innocence.
What would you do if every movie with a single bitt of blood or nudity in it became banned, by overprotective housemothers who have nothing better to do than ruin everyone elses live because theirs sucks.
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Shrug. I don't need nudity or violence.
What would you do if you came home to find people making a pr0n movie in your house?
~Thal
-
Depends on the people ;)
What would you do if someone asked you to join them in a victory dance.
-
I start to dance and then say,
Would you eat with your left hand in a foreign country?
-
Depends on the country, I'm a lefty so...
Would you rather bluff at the finale of a high stakes poker tournament or bluff when someone threatens you with a knife.
-
Bluff at a high stakes poker tournament, because knife killings have gone up over the last year.
And try and decide which is more risky giong to Iran on holiday or Dubai?.
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I say Dubai palm shaped island :o :o
What would you do if you lost your engagement ring to a strange russian gentleman in a game of highstakes poker.
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Win it back even if it takes many years, similar to that character in The Spirit played by Eva Mendes.
But what would you do if zombies took over the world?.
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duct tape, gasmask, contractor bags, black chemical gloves, rubber boots, backpack, ac/dc adapter, lawn mower battery, electric chainsaw.
What would you do if halfway through chopping up the town you realised that they weren't zombies and you are in fact, crazy? (happened twice now, so embarrassing)
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Zombies... People... What difference? (rev chainsaw)
What would you do if you had some big guy knock at your door and ask - ''Sarah Connor?''
Starky
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Point him to my sisters room :D
What would you do if the zombie pedo Michael Jackson turned up at your door?
-
Chase him away with a bottle of Pepsi (works like a cross BTW).
What would you do if you found that your favorite fizzy beverage began to turn your skin brown? If you're already somewhat brown-complexioned, then a wrong color of brown.
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I'd blame it on the boogie.
What would you do if you knew the recipe for Coca Cola?
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Blackmail Coca-Cola in giving me millions of bucks and then hire an army of sworn protectors agaisnt the hitman they're gonna send after me.
What would you do if you woke up in a coffin, six feet under.
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Braaaaains... braaaaaains...
What would you do if I ate your face?
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Invest my vast heritage in hunting you down so that I can feed you to my trained to eat meat hamsters.
What would you do if I said I get most of my idea's from movies.
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Tell you to read a book ;)
What would you do if Sammy showed up at your house with a gun, asking for all the books in your house?
~Thal
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I'd go: "OMG! It's a space-time-continium impossibility!" and vanish in a cloud of illogicality.
What would you do if Justin Timberlake ate your pants?
-
Laugh and let the front door sentry gun take care of him.
Unleash my martial prowess on that whiny sucker
What would you do if the love of your life lay dying and the only medicine was on a high mountain rumoured to be the lair of a demon?
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Get ready for a hike, remembering to take along my anti-demon gear (holy water, symbols, read up on my exorcism errata, etc).
What would you do if I told you I have in my possession a kit to hunt the arcane? (zombies, vampires, polyanthropes, daemons, malicious faery folk, ghosts, etc...)
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Duh it is right next to your jar of preserved doo-doo.
What would you do if jawmonkey sent you 1 METRIC TON of above said preserved doo-doo?
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curse that "not at this address" stamp on my beautiful package I wrapped up just for you.
What would you do if I told you that I was in fact a mutant and my extraordinary ability was fecalkenisis?
[doo suddenly materalises above your head and subsequently splatters down your face]
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I'd go all "mutants aren't allowed to live and are an abomination of nature" on your ass.
What would you do if I put you and all of your kind in concentration camps?
-
Become a messiah for my people
What would you do if I had delusions of grandeur
-
Already have em, not much.
What would you do if you got banned from 40kO?
-
Actually get something 40k related acomplished.
What would you do if you came home to find that all of your models had been painted pink and otherwise sissified?
-
Find the culprit and torture him to death after I make him undue the work.
What would you do if you were hunted by a near impervious psychopath intent on eating you?
-
Use a clever disguise...
What would you do if you ran out of things to do?
-
Probably explode.
What would you do if you were a superhero, but your powers were lame?
-
Call myself Lameman.
What would you do if I saved Gotham City and Metropolis from evil superheroes?
-
Shoot you with a kryptonite loaded shotgun.
What would you do if you could teleport, but never use it whenever the ability could be remotely useful? (e.g. teleport further away from the refrigerator when getting a drink)
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Teleport, sounds like a hero's TV show power to me. I'd use it to go and get the post.
Would would you do if you found 20 dollars on the ground.
-
"Nah, to bad it ain't 30..."
What will you did if you was bad on English?
-
As a rule, I must be uniformly harsh to any culture regardless of what language they speak.
What would you do if you discovered a country you could not make fun of?
-
Impossible nothing is safe from my criticism.
What would you do if you woke up threehondred meters in the air in the arms of a deamon.
-
Say that Chaos is over rated.
What would you do if I said the Death Eater Mask would make a fine replacement for your avatar.
-
Just about anything would be better than that fuzzy picture of Skeletor.
What would you do if I thought that your picture (the next poster, yeah you) needed more brown in it?
-
Ask you what would happen if a small amount of poo met a big nuke?
What would you do if I nuked your house?
-
Retaliate.
What would you do if a petty internet conflict between two spammers on /b led to a full scale world war?
-
Marvel at my wonderful achievement.
What would you do if the above happened and then suddenly a little message popped up on your eyeball saying
Achievement unlocked: World war 1000g
-
Hide in my bombshelter-basement and play Metroid Prime I & II until the war is over.
What would you do if I didn't let you in into my basement, but your mum was allowed?
-
Go upstairs and have loud hot sex with your mum
what would you do if I killed you
-
Kill you before you had a chance to do the same to me.
What would you do if I didn't have a mum?
-
wonder how u exist
What would you do if you didn't exist?
-
*poof*
...
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What would you do if i stopped saying stupid things?
-
Wonder how you would communicate with other human beings.
What would you do if I were bored?
-
Cheer you up by trying to say funny stupid things, but then not being able to because of my above post and end up looking like a mime on crack.
What would you do if you sore a mime on crack?
-
Laugh and point at him.
What would you do if I infact were you and you were infact me?
-
Wonder at the strange quirk of whatever it was that just happened
What would you do if i asked you if you wanted to be my buddy?
-
I say I'd have to get to know you over dinner.
What would you do if a stranger came to call.
-
Kill them
What would you do if you sore a guy dressed like my avvy walking down the street?
-
Drop into cover and using my carefully positioned associates execute a manouvere of covering fire and forward movement to surround and execute him. End of
What woudl you do if i'm a member of the SAS?
-
Ask you how many pilots you've banged this week.
SAS=Scandinavian Airlines System :P
What would you do if I were French?
-
Ramble about the strangeness of french cheese.
What would you do if I was inside the house.
-
Ask you to play Fable 2 Co-op with me.
What would you do if Jawmonkey broke into your house?
~Thal
-
Make a stuffed monkey out of him.
What would you do if Goovil took control of the world?
-
Join in on the fun!
What would you do if 40k Online was shut down?
~Thal
-
Probaly something useful
What would you do if everyone around you started singing and dancing. And you hadn't the faintest idea why.
-
Join in on the fun!
What would you do if you really, really liked someone but was far too much of a chicken to take a chance (my current dilemma :P).
~Thal
-
Make the person in question notice you, like headbutting the ground in front of her or putting yourself on fire and jumping off the main school building.
Man, I am one smooth relationship advisor.
What would you do if I wanted my payment now?
-
Deny you.
What would you do if I challenged your authority.
-
Beat down the revolt.
What would you do if I sentenced you to death by guillotine?
-
Ask Napoleon for help.
What would you do if you were transported to the french revolution in space!
-
Storm the bastille earlier than planned, VIVA LA FRANCE!
What woudl you do if i was British but loved south park?
-
Call you normal.
What would you do if I brushed your teeth?
-
Enjoy it and ask for more favors.
What would you do if you broke all your arms and legs?
-
I would be in a lot of pain.
What would you do if you had to escape from the middle of a huge city which is being patrolled by millions of trained soldiers armed with AA12s and they are inside Grizzly APCs
-
Escape hell! Good hunting odds, take scalps!
What would you do if you were smart enough to get out of the city beforehand?
-
nuke it from orbit, its the only way to be sure.
what would you do if you were in command of that army
-
Win
What would you do if you could control time?
-
I would get into so much trouble, as I'm sure we all would, but on the bright side I could assemble and paint an army in no time at all.
What would you do if you could levitate a grain of rice, but not when others were looking?
-
Curse my hallucinations.
What would you do if I disrupted the space time continuüm to make myself a god.
-
Go back in time and kill you stopping you from becoming a god.
What would you do if I threw you in a volcano and you don't have jetpacks, wings, heat-proof armour.
-
The obvious solution heere would be to die, but i am above that. so i would simply get a light tan and enjoy a Mojito
What would you do if i was total inpervious to injury?
-
Mentally torment you to the point that you would want to die, then set you lose on the world.
What would you do then?
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Become primarch of the blood eaters legion, the modern day marines. Then i would proceed to kick the world into touch and eat all of the futile renegades refusing to join my ranks.
What would you do if most of my posts involved world domination?
-
I'd tell you to get in line.
What would you do if it rained men? (In the gruesome kind of way you know. They scream as they fall and die in a splattery fashion)
-
Get an umbrella
What would you do if you landed on my umbrella? (it has a pointy end.)
-
Rejuvinate and stab you
What would you do if i was actually invincible?
-
Bury you alive. Have a nice eternity ;)
What would you do if Rihanna landed on your umbrella-ella-ella?
-
I'd shut up and drive
What would you do if i killed a wallet with a piece of floss?
-
Say you probably live in Disturbia.
What would you diddly-do?
-
Kill Ned Flanders.
What would you do if I am blue daba-di-dapa-dye
-
Kill Eiffel 65.
What would you do if I were the master of 90's pop music?
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Nothing.
What would you do if I danced the happy dance?
-
Dance the safety dance.
What would you do if I scored more points in "Let's dance" than you?
-
That's impossible!
What would you do if I challenged you to a Dance Contest
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DANCE!
What would you do if I did the Robot?
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Blow you away with my superior dance techniques.
What would you do if I was bluffing?
-
Call you.
What would you do if I was a poker celeb?
-
I would challenge you at poker.
What would you do if I challenged you at poker.
-
Use my incredible poker-luck to wipe you clean.
Seriously, I had three-of-a-kind three times in a frikin' row. Can ya beat that?
What would you do if you had X-ray vision like superman and could see through objects?
~Thal
-
Poke your eyes into your skull.
What would you do if I thought Superman was the worst superhero ever? Seriously, who cares about a guy who's already invincible, immortal, superstrong and superkind to everyone? Nothing's really a challenge to him. I wish Sylar would slice his head open :P
Now, Batman, that's a superhero, because he has no powers whatsoever! More fun watching him ;)
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Partially agree with you; Batman is much, much cooler, but Superman does have his moments.
What would you do if Elisha Cuthbert asked you out?
~Thal
-
Ask you to play blackjack.
What would you do if I asked you to play black jack (I got 21, then a pontoon winning over 40000 in a tournarment using chip not real money.)
-
I would so do it on the first date! :o
What would you do if I was ninjaed so that my seksi reply didn't fit in this chain of posts?
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Laugh
What would you do if I laughed.
-
Steal your wallet ;).
What would you do if an attractive woman wanted you, but neither of you had any form of protection?
~Thal
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Do it anyways! Hope for the best and prepare for the worst!
What would you do if I could mentally infect you with a STD?
-
You don't need to. (Hey hey hey) only joking
What would you do if I did nothing.
-
Tell you to keep up the good work.
What would you do if you were suddenly motivated?
-
Suddenly lose interest
What would you do if you stopped saying what would you do if I asked you a Question
-
Remind you to use a question mark at the end of a question. (psst, looks like this "?") :P
What would you do if I told you the new RTT soft scores will also begin to grade a player's correct use of grammatical mechanics within their army lists?
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Be glad that I'll at least be getting those points. Slaanesh knows that I'll never be finished painting my daemons when just looking at them makes me sigh and put my brush away.
What would you do if my Sisters side project was fully painted before the daemon army I've been collecting since the days of Siren.
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Tell you to only bring the painted ones to an Apoc game so you can use the other painted army together.
What would you do if I told you I was too lazy to wash or highlight most times? (Nobody's properly based or decaled either, but in my defense I want to do the whole army at the same time)
-
I'd call you sad and WORTHLESS.
What would you do if I turned into Starky for the day?
-
Demand yellow text.
What would you do if I turned into a useful contributing member of this site for a day?
-
Check my compasses, for they surely must all be pointing to the south.
What would you do if I started trolling everyone outside of the tavern?
-
spam you're @$$ until you cry for mersy.
what would you do if you sudenly found you're self inside of team fortress 2?
-
Kill it even better than the first time because its a sequel.
What would you do if a body part fell off while grooming yourself in the morning?
-
Wrap it in ice, go to the hospital, get it re-attached.
What would you do if you started hovering?
-
go fly around and terrorize the populace.
what would you do if you were invisible?
-
Pinch... girl's... butts! ;D
What would you do if you had super powers but had to be good when you used them?
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Understand that "goodness" is relative and do whatever I felt like.
What would you do if you owned a mine (not the weapon)?
-
get rich
What would you do if you had 94.7% of all the worlds gold?
-
aquire the other 5.3%
What would you do if you were the president
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Abolish money and materialism, then march on the world.
What would you do if the robots busted down your door and ripped apart your dog?
-
cry for my loss for a millisecond then proceed to use my reaper-autocannon to zombie bomb the robots!
What would you do if i made a new phrase thatwas of no relevance to the original topic?
-
Thor-fognal! I win!!
What would you do if I demanded my reward? (don't worry its only a theoretical situation, I harvest souls in person)
-
deny your reward and rebuke you for your silliness
What would you do if i deliberately misspled and word in a dramaticly ironic statement when my grammar-nazi status is taken into account?
-
find you and kick your @$$.
what would you do if i spamed this message to infinity?
-
Be disappointed for spamming up a brilliant thred
What would you do if i noticed that i'd spelt thread wrong but didnt go back to correct it?
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use my mighty powers of influence to shut it down.
what would you do if you saw a cow like the avvy above.
-
Falcon punch it
What would you do if i was painting a guardsman as we have bene typing?
-
call you a show-off.
what would you do if I could punch you through the internetz?
-
Punch you through Teh Interwebwork first
What would you do if i'd just finished my guardsman?
-
Outpost you all. Yes, all - I am that stubborn.
What would you do if you were constantly ninjaed, and I mean: constantly?
Starky
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i would pretend it didnt happen and continue ignoring the ninja'd post, i direct you to the where is my pie thread. for a recent example of post skipping.
Where is my ability to remember what game i'm playing?
-
Gone, just gone.
What would you do if there wasn't a masterplan?
-
I'd mast-...
No, wait, that's a bit inappropriate.
What would you do if 4chan took over 40konline?
-
I wud charge mah lazor!
What would you do if /b/ declared war on 40Konline?
-
Win.
What would you do if chasethehedgehog lived under your bed?
-
get Albinoblacksheep to chase it out
What would you do if the internet references stopped right here?
-
Be grateful
What would you do if I told you that I am never grateful, i just pretend to be sometimes?
-
Call you a hypocrite, liar and fraud.
What would you do if I accused you for aforementioned accusations?
-
Gods, you really do live up to your Powerz Ô Extremitically Pontificatus! :o
What would you do if Goovil was baaaaack?
Starky
-
I would do the jiggly dance!
What would you do if Goovil got an article on wikipedia?!
-
Get up my chair and dance around my PC desk - Then add comments further on teh subject, as it is worthy.
If it became a worldwide cult, a la Scientology?
Starky
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Shrug I don't care what other people do, believe or say as long as they don't bother me.
What would you do if someone tried to bribe you in dooming the earth with a pizza.
-
Eat the pizza and laugh. You know, so that little pieces of it were ejected from my mouth and onto the face of the retard who gave me the proposition.
What would you do if I were super-angry? >:(
-
Ask in a sweet child like voice: 'Why?'
What would you do if you were cursed by a gypsy so you always sounded like a little sweet girl.
-
I'd say that you are full of prejudices, Jack. There is no evidence that gypsys can cast spells on people. Sure, many of them steal and aren't able to keep a job for more than a couple of days, but magical? Nah...
Leprechauns, however, are the real magicians.
What would you do if I joked about gypsys stealing and being worthless workers? I actually love gypsys, especially together with barbecue sauce.
-
Nothing I guess.
What would you do if the love of you love was kidnapped by aliens and you were kidnapped by the banished prince of those aliens, who offers to help you get her back if you help him win the throne back. And when you succeed you get your love back, but the prince turns out to be a tyrant. So the peasants of that world ask you to help them in exchange they will built you a ship to go back home.
-
Hm, tricky one...
But I guess I would do what every normal person would do and ask the prince if he wanted to do a threesome with me and my love.
What would you do if the prince turned out to be Prince?
-
Enjoy an ambiguous evening [shudder].
What would you do if you knew how to tell if someone is a boy or girl, without having to resort to an innappropriate genital handshake?
-
I would probably use that unheard of before method instead. :o
Whaf woulr you do if youl keyboarr player gamez witk letterz?
Starkh
-
Scold myself for hitting the CAPS LOCK button instead of the shift (I do that too often, very irritating). BTW a male's index finger is longer than a females and vice versa for the opposite sex; next time you see Mrs. Starky try looking at her hand, instead of her chest, for a moment. Then by all means go back to looking at her chest, we wouldn't want you not acting like a red-blooded male after all!
What would you do if you could no longer play with the color text option?
-
Get VERY annoyed.
What about being caught in the flaming wreck of your school?
Starky
-
Funny, I recall dancing naked around it as it burned... wait, that was a pipe dream.
What would you do if "chipped skills*" were finally invented?
*Cyberpunk, anyone?
-
Ignore it, as I have NO idea what it means.
What would you do if you lost your house in a fire?
-
Be so very sad - Who cares for the house, it's the irreplaceable pieces of your life that can't be brought back. And my 40K army. And rare books. And pictures. ETC...
What would you do if I answered jawmonkey instead of your post?
@jawy: Chipped skills - gods, Cyberpunk's the very first RPG our group played, I was about 20 I think... Good times.... and 1/10 of the frakking cup got broken each time we washed dishes.
Starky
-
I guess I would have to give Tauir a hug... I'm sorry I burnt your house down; I made you a cake and I was simply trying to light all the candles with a flatulance... :'(
What would you do if you possessed a photographic memory? (burn everything down, I can rebuild it all, what really matters are the memories in your heart, I think I would get quite a kick out of trying to build an army from scratch as well)
-
make bets with family and friends about certain events that we shared
what would you do if your 40k army came to life and actually started fighting with your friends?
-
get a bag of popcorn and a chair so i can watch.
what would you do if you're army came to life and decided to gang up and kill you.
-
As I have 9 armies, the vast majority over 3k pts as well, I'm going to have a very rough night of stepping on small spikey guys.
What would you do if you could make money dissappear, but have no proof having ever touched it?
-
Continue to buy GW products, money disapear just fine like this.
What woudl you do if mean, long dead and buried moderators returned and decided some of the newest members weren't of their liking?
Starky
-
spam them back to the darkness from whence they came.
what would you do if GW went bankrupt?
-
I would start eating squirrels
What would you do if you always got bored.
-
Upload my consciousness to the Tavern, that way it'll be pre-occupied with chasing monkeys.
What would you do I you'd be given a night at GW's offices- without any one being there 'cept you?
-
Steal, loot and pillage.
What would you do in that situation?
-
Comandeer the 5-ton trucks and chain gangs to load the loot.
Would you set fire to your old codices and ceremoniously sacrifice them?
-
Well none are old
Would you eat a bear scrotum. (made of rubber and sterilezed plastic.)
-
Only if you euthanized my taste buds.
Would you take therapy for a mental disorders relating to the Tavern?
-
No *Cackles*
Would you eat a squirrel?
-
Already have, though it was spit-roasted and half shredded by the buckshot.
Would you commend apple-sauce, tequila or rohypnol as a sauce for squirrel?
-
Apple Sauce
Would you spend money on figures if you had 1 million pounds.
-
I'd buy GW shares and buy models from the dividend as nutjobs like us continue to spend real cash on their products.
Would you sell your soul for a Halo Race in 40k?
-
Once I die, yes.
Would you sell your soul for a Meltagun.
-
No, my microwave was cheáper and is so old it could well function as a melta.
Would you give your right arm for a bionic power fist replacement with integrated storm bolter and flamer?
-
Yes if I needed to fight zombies.
Would you stick your head in a microwave.
-
Only after testing it on cute kittens first,
Would you tape that test run?
-
Yes.
Would you?
-
Given I had a Zeiss Digital Camera with motion capture so that I could watch them squeal and combust in slow motion every time after that and even do a little animation movie called "Burst the happy kitten" (Ages 3 to 5).
Would you help in merchandising that movie?
-
Yes
Would Sarge_md
-
He would have to do live documentary fron inside the microwave?
Would you hold his mike?
-
Maybe.
would you 'Drive me Closer'
-
If you'd explain that.
Would you?
-
So I can hit them wit my sword.
This is why I want sarge_md on here, his avy.
Would you want him here?
-
Bring him in and please clean your sword after use!
Would you do that?
-
yes I asked.
Would you eat a chicken. (roast)
-
would you tell me why i was invited i can make heads nor tails of this
cheers for including me
=]
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what would you do if I put you in an unfamiliar forum.
-
Why wouldn't I eat roast chicken?
Would you either have it spicy hot or Kentucky style?
-
ask what im doing here!
what would you do if i you woke up in the middle of london naked!
-
Ask for morphine drip and directions to the Palce of the God-Emperor of Mankind, then stand in front of a GW store shouting:
"It was them! They brought the great plague upon us"
Would you believe me?
-
My internet connection killed itself.
No
would you eat pasta.
-
Yes.
Would you explain the relative level of harmlessness?
-
zero!
would you like nachos?
-
No...and stop the stupid questions.
WHAT would you do if you actually played by the rules of the thread??
-
quickly forget them and continue what i was doing before.
what would you do if you had the power of the mod-hammer?
-
Hit Tauir for his foolish comment.
What would you do if I asked you whether you wanted Rhubard crumble or not.
-
throw it in your face!
what would you do if they brought out resi 6 and made it center about 'HUNK'
-
Scream i a high pitch voice but then remember that there are zombies so it is ok.
what would you do if they made a Resident evil 4 movie.
-
kill myself!
what would you do if they remade all the old games!
-
Have alot of work to do reclaiming them
What would you do in that situation.
-
Play them all!
What would you do in a ravine?
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escape
What would you do if I trapped you in a giant hamster wheel.
-
Escape. (See how incredibad that was?)
What would you do if I wrote "Escape" one more time?
-
Nothing
What would you do if I muddled up the names of threads.
-
A pinch of Nothing.
What would you do if the world was under my rule?
-
Make a new world and take everyone else on it.
What would you do if you were approached by cloud-men.
-
I would greet them by having sex with every single one!
What would you do if you found out that Cloud-men were cheating with me?
-
Do nothing except laugh
What would you do if I called Starrakatt and Thalandir to crush you.
-
I would greet my makers..
What would you do if you found out that I'm the offspring of Starrakatt and Thalandir?
-
Laugh
What would you do if I threw you off a cliff.
-
Fly up and push you down.
What would you do if I did that?
-
Fly up and push you down.
What would you do if I did that?
-
Fly up and push you down.
What would you do if I did that?
-
Fly up and stab you.
What would you do if I hit you round the head with a sauce-pan.
-
Beat you to death with a chair.
What would you do if you robbed a bank?
-
nothing. Why would it bother me.
what would you do if I robbed a bank (its a stupid question, see)
-
Stop you like any good superhero
What would you do if you walked down a dark alley to be confronted by hordes of dancing zombies.
-
Everything in the 'zombie apocalypse weapon' thread.
What would you do if I came at you with a razor-sharp battle axe.
-
Stop you with my sword obvisiously.
What would you do if an almight being offered you the chance to reshape the worlds as you saw fit?
-
Accept
What would you do under those conditions. Except you die just before you can start
-
Create a paradis with me as a living god.
What would you do if I ruled the world as a living god.
-
well you wouldn't because you would be dead. Highlight my friend, highlight.
what would you do if...
ßlinky, Emperor of the Universe, Overlord of Time; Master of Infinity existed.
-
Overthrow him.
What would you do if I lead a rebellion in heaven?
-
ßlinky, Emperor of the Universe, Overlord of Time; Master of Infinity
would defeat you.
What would you do if I offered you a flightless perching bird.
-
Train it to kill Emperors.
What would you do if my rebellion was succesfull?
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Use my power to obliterate all of you in a fiery inferno with raging winds.
What would you do if the tavern got obliterated.
-
Probaly something useful
What would you do if you got one of those annoying chain letter thingies, only this one actually worked.
-
rip it up.
What would you do if I said this was a war when actually it is a slow moving battle and that I wanted to leave so I could come back later when Starrakatt and Thalandir return.
-
Be flattered :P
What would you do if you were working from 9 til 4 today (Like I am)
~Thal
-
Hope I have a nice job.
What would you do if you had a job you loved and earned lots of bucks for it?
-
Keep it.
What would you do if I left to play Halo? which I probably will; quite soon.
-
take over your life while your not looking.
what would you do if you met one of the mods in real life?
-
Annoy and taunt them
what would you do if your avy only was a pair of eyes.
-
get a better one.
what would you do if you found out that you are a killer robot from the future?
-
Kill people
What would you do if I bombed your house with 100 tonnes of napalm.
-
return the favor.
what would you do if i stole your copy of halo?
-
get a new copy, it is becoming quite scratched.
What would you do if I owned you with a BR.
-
respawn and make a pin cushion out of you're a** with a needler.
what would you do if i did the above?
-
Probably die... or atleast have big pains.
What would you do if I thought you were a big Futurama fan from reading your personal text beneath your avy?
-
Well I like Futurama just I don't have text.
What would you do if I sold your soul to Korean gangsters.
-
Laugh you can't sell someone elses soul.
What would you do if the devil offered you the world for the price of you soul?
-
I don't need the world, I own the universe. And anyway the Devil is my loyal adversary. God is my squire.
What would you do if my squire spoke to you.
-
Pray to Jebus
What would you do if i was the wielder of the nail clippers of doom?
-
GET BACK MY TOOLS!
...If the neighbor had a flying saucer?
Starky
-
Hijack it and hold the world hostage.
WHat would you do if a mad scientist gave you the means to hold world hostage in the hope that you'll better it.
-
Why would I better it?? I'd kill the scientist and then hold the world hostage anyways...
... because I can.
What would you do if you had a working, real life Battlesuit with plasma rifle, missile pod and multi-tracker?
-
Fight bad guys and get the girl.
What would you do if you sacrificied everything in your battle against evil and still didn't get the girl.
-
Embrace Goovil you dolt, best of two worlds. More girls too, Especially bio engineered, perfect secretaries.
If war was declared between Sweden and China?
Starky
-
Be terrified. Everyone knows that once China is mobilized nobody will be able to stop them.
What would you do if I defected to Switzerland?
-
I'd step in my battlesuit to avert the crisis.
What would you do if I was in real life a superspy named Max Power sworn to protect the world against evil giant koala's
-
Shout "Simpsons did it!"
What would you do if that was actually true?
-
Say not true! And hope that I'm correct
What would you do if you were attacked by giant koala's
-
Call in for ostrich bodyguards.
If it was revealed that the second shooter of JFK was your grandfather?
Starky
-
Nothing why should I care that my grandpa shot some president.
{takes cover}
What would you do if you were revealed to be the JFK shooter
-
Damn it there on to me...
What would you do if thousands of people were posting.
-
Not bother
What would you do if Halo sucked?
-
That's not much of a hypothetical question...
What would you do if this was the first time I recalled acknowledging your existence?
-
Demand you read back 10 or 11 pages in this game and view my former posts which were frequent
What would you do if an influx of annoying posters occurred thus driving regular posters away from this game?
-
there is no annoying posters, just me.
What would you do if we needed more people posting in TG.
-
Worry that all the posters on 40konline werent in the spirit of 40k and werent embracing the silliness
What would you do if i Flamed your next 2 posts?
-
Get annoyed.
What would you do if someone called Uberdeuschland posted after em on Counter the unit game.
-
I wouldnt care your posts are meaningless
What would you do if my response to your next post was another flame?
-
I dunno, I might be forced to pull rank.
What would you do if the Tavern Gods started reminding people of their titles?
-
Oh revolt.
What would you do if I had an over inflated opinion of myself on Tavern Games.
-
Smack down your ugly face
What would you do if i behaved myself fomr now on?
-
Nothing
What would you do if I had influence beyond all others.
-
Seppukku.
What would you do if Blinky had to go a week without posting in Tavern Games?
-
Thank the Tavern Gods
What would you do if a giraffe mocked you?
-
Well they do.
What would you do if I was posting slightly slower because I am watching Jurassic Park.
-
Tell you to man up and watch a better film
Whatwouldyoudoifidi dntusethespacebar?
-
I would make even less sense
what would you do if Jurassic Park was over.
-
Resume you being destroyed in this thread
What would you do if i was bringing you down from the inside?
-
Nothing.
What would you do if I suddenly left again.
-
CRY
:'(
what would you do if i accidently deleted my account?
-
be awed you can't remove accounts.
What would you do if i was right?
-
go and prove you wrong starting with yours.
what would you do if i could do that?
-
Call in the mods.
What would you do if I tested this so called method of deleting accounts on a Mod.
-
Hope you get banned
What would you do if all of your models came to life?
-
run like hell!
what would you do if a gigantic clawed hand reached up out of the ground and grabbed you?
-
HI-KEEEBAH!!! *BACKHAND!*
What woudl you do if i had invented my own style of martial arts *idot-fu*?
-
ask you to train me
what would you do if mole people tried to take over the world?
-
HI-KEEEBAH!!! *BACKHAND!*
What would you do if i quoted myself to validate a point?
-
falcon punch you through the internet.
what would you do if i did the above?
-
HI-KEEEBAH!!! *BACKHAND!*
What would you do if this got annoying?
-
falcon punch you through the internet.
what would you do if i wielded the mod-hammer?
-
Falcon punch?
What would you do if I sang a bad song?
-
sing a worse one right back at you.
what would you do if i beat you in a game of 40k?
-
Crush your pelvis with my power klaw.
What would you do if a member would get off their butt and take me up on my thoroughly serious offer to give them an army (or two) for a functional power klaw?
-
Where's the power klaw?
What would you do if, after buying the klaw, hit you over the head with it.
-
I doubt I could lift a functional power klaw over my head; I'm not talkin' some cosplay piece of plaster, I want steel and hydralic pistons, WAAAGH!!!
What would you do if you could crush cars and puppies with ease?
-
Do so.
What would you do if I hardly ever post depending on no things in particular which I don't want to do at first but then I find it quite fun but then I remember what I have missed here?
-
cry because i cant post you :'(
what would you do if i gave you natchos
-
Help you in the fight against zombies.
What would you do if I watched Lord of the Boxes. (it is about 4 minutes)
-
i have no idea what that is but i will probly say be on the taven
what would you do if halo never came out?
-
be gobsmacked.
what would you do if we played infection with nachos, bb guns and zombies are coming in to kill us.
(Lord of the boxes is a simpson thing mocking LoTR)
-
Take a gun with me and cheat.
What would you do if everyone in the tavern was time-banned for 24 hrs?
It's happened before, trust me...
-
i would probably just sit at home and cry and look at my blank computer screen.
What would you do if you realized this thread was 142 pages long and you were the original poster?
-
nothing... continue posting as usual.
what would you do if you had the power to shape shift into any thing you wanted but only for 12 hours?
-
Fight the evil parasitic aliens who are invading
What would you do if you were asked to join the resistance.
-
tell them to beslubber off, and go join the evil parasitic aliens
What would you do if you could never touch a keyboard for the rest of your life. If you touched one it vanished!
-
Use the mouse.
What would you do if you couldn't use the mouse of your computer?
-
use the keyboard
what would you do if you couldn't use the mouse or the keyboard?
-
GAH!
What would you do if i lost the will to continue?
-
laugh at you.
What would you do if New Zealand took over the world.
-
shout epic fail
what would you do if a lictor ate your baby?
-
cue the flamers, the trap worked!
What would you do if your baby ate someone else's while taking them on a walk?
-
run like hell.
what would you do if another baby ate your baby?
-
eat the previously mentioned baby myself ..
what would you do if the above poster ate your baby after your baby ate his baby ?
-
eat your baby.
what would you do if you were stuck for eternity in a room, with a tv, and one copy of the newest Indiana Jones?
-
Go insane
What would you do if you discovered atlantis?
-
Use it powerful technosorcery to bring forth a new age of peace and prosperity. With me as ruler of the world of course.
What would you do if you were faced with an army of automatons fueled by my technosorcery?
-
send a bigger army of zombies all armed with remote activated suicide charges.
what would you do if you witnessed the above mentioned battle between zombies and machines?
-
Laugh madly as I unleash my technosorcery.
What would you to if switched to another topic.
-
switch it back.
what would you do if you were stuck in an infinite loop?
-
Aren't I?
What would you do if you thought you were going insane, but nobody listened to you?
-
Quite a coincidence actually...
What would you do if you took what I said ^ to mean something else.
-
Ask you to elaborate.
What would you do if you elaborated?
-
Combust
What would you do if i combusted?
-
Rejoice.
What would you do if I was mean?
~Thal
-
I would cower in a corner iin the AoGW thread.
What would you do if I said that I noticed the double i in in, but decided not to do anything about it?
-
Well what can I do.
What would you do if I cheated in blackjack so I won.
-
Depends on how you cheated.
What would you do if you were caught counting cards in a high stakes blackjack tournament?
-
Scream at the dealer to get out of my mind, then run screaming like a lunatic from the room.
What would you do if you were diagnosed as completely nutters?
-
Already am.
What would you do if I did count cards.
-
Not much more kudos to you.
What would you do if you could type threehundred words per minute flawlessly?
-
Not much, I can do 350.
What would you do If I proved it?
-
Wonder why you aren't making our eyes bleed with unnecessarily long and complicated posts.
What would you do it your eyes bled grog?
-
Wait until it dribbled down and feast onit's glory
What would you do if i was an orc of mordor?
-
Destroy the One Ring so you fall into a conveniently shaped earthquake.
What would you do if they found out Science Fiction causes cancer?
-
*GASP* Stop playing 40k and start smoking
What would you do if coca cola was really addictive and was reclassed as a class d Drug?
-
laugh and drink pepsi its the same thing
what would you do if 40konline crashed forever?
-
Start a new forum, 40kunline
What would you do if i started a rival forum?
-
join that to
what would you do if you where in soviet russia?
-
i would win is what i would do
what woudl you do if i nearly finished my Valkyrie?
-
play you and win
what would you if i was killed
-
SKREEE!
What would you do if i was watching ugly betty?
-
wonder why i always thought you where a guy?
what would you do if i played tau?
-
Play slaanesh
what would you do if you were called a heretic and an angry mob came round to your house trying to burn you alive?
-
ENJOY IT
what would you do if a kroot kicked you in the nuts?
-
Use zombie tactics
what would you do if I was suddenly gone again.
-
CRY
what would you do if zombies turned on you?
-
Use my flaming assassin zombies to fight the horde off.
what would you do if I couldn't get up any fileshare maps today.
-
learn necromancy and beat you at you own games
what would you do if i had spare natchos?
-
Fight zombies.
What would you do if I just had damson ice cream in the making.
-
wonder what that was
what would you do if i was eating natchos now?
-
Pity you. I have just had many things nicer. (But one was yuck, stupid lemon cheese cake.)
What would you do if I thought it was cheesecake and it wasn't.
-
depends what it was!
what would you do if i instegated operation hide behind the drunk Russian
-
Shoot a sniper through the russian
What would if something strange was happening 10 feet to my left.
-
Instigate operation MINDbeslubber! The codename for an operation so off it's tits it doesnt even like vodka rum cheescake
What would you do if?
-
laugh
what would you do if i like cheesecake?
-
Trust me you don't like that lemon stuff.
What would you do if Cake's post made no sense.
-
anwser it with "laugh"
what would you do if cake tried to fire us at zombies?
-
it won't work. see ZAT for more details.
What would you do if I was enjoying this.
-
ask you if you where a cultist of slaanesh?
"Are you a cultist of slaanesh?"
what would you do if i was a cultist of slaanesh
-
Well you are Chaos player.
What would you do if I am ßlinky.
-
be sarge
what would you do if cake shot just me from the cannon?
-
The cannon doesn't work.
what would you do if I cross mingled thread praiser.
-
accept it and move on
what would you do if raktra was on the tavern
-
Is he?
What would you do if i didn't notice. and it is Traktra.
-
it will always be raktra
what would you do if i set fire to an icon of khorne?
-
Praise you.
What would do if I drunk a ton of lemonade and coke yesterday.
-
laugh because you will need the toilet
what would you do if i had lilt
-
Laugh.
What would you do if 'Laugh.' was becoming out of season type thing; basically boring.
-
laugh
im always behind in fads
what would you do i was going soon?
-
Leave.
What would you do if you were tricking me and that we should go on Z.A.T.
-
ask what Z.A.T is
what would you do if i really was going?
-
get very annoyed.
what would you do if I said Z.A.T is zombie apoc thread.
-
go on Z.A.T
what would you do if GW went bust?
-
win AoGW.
What would you do if the program on tv 13.5 feet to my left had just restarted.
-
ask "what program"
what would you do if i wanted to play necrons?
-
Nothing, that is not m business.
what would you do if I was catching up.
-
wait and go at the same pace
waht would you do i only ahd one shoe on
-
i have none.
what would you do if I was speed posting.
-
tell you no S**T
what would you do if i was posting at normal speed
-
tell you that I just sent thal the PM.
What would you do if I just sent Thal the Pm, which I just did.
-
not care
What would you do if i won?
-
Make you two enemies in the form of blinky jungle and sarge_md.
What would you do if I didn't like cake anymore.
-
Suggest your try pie, it's not too much different
what would you do if i didnt care?
-
join you in your indifference.
what would you do if me and cake slice didn't care about blinky?
-
I would cry, lots. :'(
What would you do if I told you I sold my tear ducts for ammo?
-
use them to shoot Cake and the other one.
what would you do if I offered £20 for them.
-
Ask you how much that was in NZD
What would you do if I offered you 1,000,000.00 New Zealand dollars?
-
Ask what the catch is.
What would you do if your best female friend proposed to you.
-
trust me.. she wouldn't......
What would you do if you got framed for a murder u didn't commit?
-
Escape and find the one armed man.
What would you do if you were forced to white wash the money for an criminal mastermind?
-
Do it, just part of my everyday job?
What would you do if you ran out of paint right in the middle of something?
-
laugh because you locked our thread
what would you do if i got my arse handed to me with my vampires
-
laugh my @$$ off.
what would you do if i was the other player?
-
Kill you with a spoon
What would you do if I killed Dregogg with a spoon?
-
probably be A) quite impressed at the use of a spoon... and B) a little freaked out over the circumstances hahaha
What would you do if i told you a super secret!
-
giggle and run up to stranges saying "I know something that you don't" whilst pointing, laughing manically and dancing around them.
What would you do if I did that to you?
-
Knock you KO and call the nuthouse.
What would you do if you woke up, wearing a straightjacket in a white room with cushion walls.
-
Already do, each and every day ;D
What would you do if I got out?
-
put you back in.
what would you do if you escaped prison only to get turned in by someone you trusted?
-
i would escape and then kill them...very slowly... by beating them... very painfuly... with a very small sharp object then before they were dead nurse them back to health and ask if they had learned thier lesson, you ill spare you reading what id do if they hadnt
what would you do if i copy and pasted the REALY small letter from the first page into a word document then made the font
bigger and it said:
ust
wawakening I would just think it was cool.I would scream, then I would faint. And after awakening I would just think it was cool.I would scream, then I ould scream, then I would faint. And after would faint. And after awakening I would just think it was cool.I would scream, then I would faint. And after awakening I would just think it was cool.I would scream, then I would faint. And after awakening I would think it was cool.?
-
Admit that i only gave your post a cursory glance, quickly deciding that it was bullocks and type what you're reading at this very moment.
What would you do if I gave you something worthy of the copy and paste functions?
-
probably copy and paste it
What would you do if i said that i was standing outside your house with a molotov cocktail in one hand and a bolter in the other
-
poor gas on you =) lets see who burns first!
What would you do if i sang you a song?
-
join you in singing thus making your head explode.
What would you do if there was life on mars?
-
Dupe the aliens as accepting me as their deity.
What would you do if I lead an alien Jihad against Earth.
-
Kill you and lead the jihad myself
What would you do if I told you to join my RPG in the RPG forum called Operation: Reclamation?
-
Tell you to jump off a bridge
what would you do if i pushed him off a bridge?
-
Turn you in for the reward. I need new tyres you see.....
What would you do if I turned up to join your jihad in this truck, which is full of explosives?
-
haha i'd snipe your explosives from far away and lead a counter assault against your jihad
what would you do if i took over all forms of media and blasted, the artist k'naan's, music ?
-
i would be confused as i have no idea who that is
what would you do if i Mounted an imperial fist- esque Defence of Terra i mean earth
-
laugh because they suck
what would you do if a box full of skelys had genestealers in?
-
send it back to GW and ask for a replacement, and not get a reply.
What would you do if you were shot by a policeman then arrested for littering the street with your blood?
-
i would... be rorschac (watchmen) and kill cops like its my job
What would you do if i was rorschach(spelling)
-
vaporize you at the end of the movie after a brutal internal battle.
what would you do if i was Dr. Manhattan?
-
Buy you underpants
What would you do if the movie was epic but could have been better?
-
Shrug haven't seen it yet.
What would you do if you were transported to a fairy tale land, where every story figure ever invented existed and a war was raging between those who were essentially human and those who were supernatural. And the humans were losing.
-
Make them win
what would you do if you randomly appeared on the moon?
-
Nothing you would probaly die.
What would you do if you were transported to an alternate dimension where Lucifer had won the war in the heavens.
-
nothing, I don't believe it ever happened anyway... Yay atheism!!!
What would you do if the pope slapped you on world wide television?
-
Ask him some pointed questions.
What would you do if I told you I meant my previous question figuratively rather then asking to the outcome of an actual heavenly war?
-
Well then, who knows that he didn't win... Remember only winners get to write the history books...
What would you do if I told you that I have to leave now?
-
Offer you a lift.
What would you do if I operated a taxi service?
-
get a cab to the LGS i need paint haha
what would you do if your pet talked?
-
Beat it with a rolled up newspaper.
what would you do if I beat an endangered species with a rolled up newspaper?
-
pick up a taxidermy moose head and beat you with it.
what would you do if i beat tangi with a moose head?
-
laugh for a while, then join in with a spade.
What would you do if I asked you to help?
-
Grab my cainsword, converted from a chainsaw, and go to work.
What would you do if I actually had a functional full scale chainsword?
-
Shoot you with my fully functional moron-cannon
What would you do if ^
-
question wtf a moron-cannon is...
what would you do if i told you inglorious basterds was awesome!
-
deny it s no european person should ever have that accent
what would you do if i built a full scale reaver titan and was standing outside your house stepping of your car
-
wouldn't worry too much. My Land Rover is virtually indestructible.
what would you do if I told you that feces in the exhaust is all that can disable it?
-
break out a bed pan
what would you do if i told you should go look i your exhaust pipe
-
*Jawmonkey, oh Jawmonkey!!!*
What would you do if you won a tropical island. for ever?
-
pshhh build a resort than use the money earned to buy another lol
what would you do if i gave you a car?
-
drive away.
what would you do if i wrecked your car?
-
kick you in the nuts
what would i do if i kicked you in the nuts?
-
Say owwwwwwww! and collapse.
What would you do if I sued you for assault, then had some thugs beat you up one night, leaving you battered and broken?
-
be batterd and broken
what would you do if i was watching you?
-
moon ya ;D
what would you do if you were subjected to the above?
-
put a 7.62 round in you butt from a mile away
what would you do if you noticed there was a funny red dot on your head
-
move behind a pregnant lady
how would you react if i used a pregnant lady as a human shield?
-
well im pretty sure the round can go through two people, if not get a bigger gun
what would you do if i shot a silver ranger... through a pregnant woman
-
:O < - - That (Gasps)
what would you do if i forced you to rob a bank?
-
shoot you through the head and run off with all the money.
what would you do if i took all of the profit from a robery?
-
track you down and kill you with a steak skewer
what would you do if i then took the money and went inti hiding in a country whos name you cant pronounce
-
i guess nothing since apparently i have a bullet in the head...
what would you do if you were made CEO of games workshop?
-
Give DE some love, destroy all traces of Ultramarines and lower prices slightly, they're ridiculous in NZ, $63.00 for a box of 6 fire dragons.. >:( >:(
-
one) u didnt have a what if Two)isnt like 4000 of ur money worth like one
cool person
if all of that whitch you said happened i would be happy
what would you do if i was CEO and made everything reasonably priced which was cool until you realised all the models were made of C4
-
continue to collect them and send a case to you in a care package with a detonator attached to it.
what would you do if i did the above?
-
click the red button
what would you do if someone pushed the bug red button in the white house?
-
I'd ask why the White House hadn't been repainted yet.
What would you do if this thread became morbid once more?
-
make people happy
what would you do if i was happy
-
make you unhappy
what would you do if i killed your dog/cat/family member/ favorite celebrity/ favorite WH model
-
probably shoot you in the face and be glad my gf is ok = )
what would you do if you won the lottery?
-
hold you GF of ransum
what would you do if i was unhappy?
-
try to push you into full depression.
what would you do if i tried to drive sarge insane?
-
offer him some therapy.
what would you do if you were given a court order demanding that you go to my therapy lessons?
-
tell the judge to get stuffed.
what would you do if i said the obove and then blamed it on tangis crappy therapy?
-
testify in his defense
what would you do if you where forced to go or else you would be put in prision and forced to take 7 showers aday?
-
Claim I was a woman so I would be put in the prison for women.
What would you do if my 7 daily showers weren't enough?
-
Me? Nothing. Fancy ending as an hermit?
What would you do if you lost internet for a week through gross incompetency from your supplier?
Starky
-
Meh, probably achieve more than I would during a whole year.
What would you do if EldarOnline was resurrected?
-
Register. Btw, it was as a April Fool's joke this Spring. The lolz...
What would you do were a brown bear knock-knock at your door for some meat?
Starky
-
Make a nice coat.
What would you do if you told someone dressed as a homeless person on a halloween party that their costum is quitte offensive, only discover the next day that they truly are homeless.
-
Laugh?
What would you do if I was a rude prick?
-
Why, but welcome you in the TAVERN!
What would you do if you were offered 150 beer bottles of your preferred brand, but at the express condition that you have to drink them all in one week?
Starky
-
refuse because i don't like beer
what would you do if all beer was gone and knowledge of how to brew it was gone?
-
NYOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!
What would you do if they started brewing sarge_md beer and the only ingredient was... well, sarge_md bodily parts?
-
expect a cut of the profits!
what would you do if my beer didn't sell?
-
Not be surprised at all. Beer is usually brewed on vegetable-y thingies, and not sarge_mds.
What would you do if you keyboard only had vowels?
-
probly spell alot better
what would you do if i had mental problems
-
You mean more than now? I dunno, I don't know you so I honestly can't say...
What would you do if you had menstruational problems?
-
look what it was up in the dictionary =D
what would you do if camwhore was in the dictionary?
-
It already is. Under 'internet meme'.
What would you do if I always told the truth?
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ask you really really serious and disturbing questions and laught at the answers
what would you do if i asked you very serious questions?
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give you a very seriuos answer
what would you do if the answer was no
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wonder why you answered the question are you not real
lmao
what would you do if i asked can you are you not real?
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Not reply, because i'm not really here.
What would you do if I demanded everyone bring me a tribute of alcohol?
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i would bring you serveral but one would be doesed with rohipnol......and by one i mean them all......or just bring you a bottle of watterd down shandy
what would you do if noone but me gave you this tribute?
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Me? Nothing special. But since you're the only one tributing it will begin to burden your wallet soon enough...
What would you do if you found your mother cheating you with your brother?
Starky
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cry
what would you do if you failed 6th form due to your mate sleeping with your teacher?
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I guess that would ne annoying as hell. Breaking and/or beating and/or blackmail would follow.
What would you do if you discovered that Mr.Peanut was, in fact, your sister?
Starky
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wonder why my sisters now looks liek mr peanuts!
what would you do if i was your brother?
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Fight off Zombie apoc.
What would you do f I have been playing to much Halo so I couldn't be on here.
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rejoice
what would you di if i spammed you to hell?
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Use my spam-gun to overun you.
What would you do if I have been playing zombies on Halo.
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spam you
what*spam* would*spam*you*spam* if*spam* i*spam* broke*spam your*spam* x box*spam*
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I don't play Halo 3 at my house, I go down the road so I don't have to pa for Xbox live. :)
What would you do if I was tired.
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tell you to go to bed
what would you do if i was going soon?
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Win the war.
What would you do if I was asleep.
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laugh
what would you do if i laughed
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Tell you that I got distracted reading Warhammer Chuck Norris jokes.
What would you do if Chuck Norris came to your house.
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shake his hand and assume the posstion
what would you do if i knew chuck?
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Which one.
What would you do if .sarge_md stole your identity and was slightly confusing me.
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cry
what would you do if it happend?
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nothing speacial, I AM sarge, and in charge.
what would you do if other followed that wonderful ecxxample?
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Make Starrakatt leave his body.
What would you do if I couldn't see the '.' at the beginning of Starrakatt new name.
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Eh, I can't see any '.'
What would you do if I didn't leave a 'what would you do if' statement at the end of my post?
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give you one.
what would you do if i started a rpg in the role playing forum?
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Hope that includes dudes in tights.
What would you do if I told you that I hate DnD for that very reason?
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not really care.
What would you do if I told you this!! Total time logged in: 7 days, 7 hours and 7 minutes
OMG ATTACK OF THE SEVENS!!! I just copied and pasted that.. ..thought it was funny..
I need a girlfriend... *sigh*
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i would dress up as a women and date you........i mean....ah man.........FAIL
what would you do if i got a sex change
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If what Trakta has told me is true, I'd totally tap that.
What would you do if your blood alcohol level suddenly rose to mine?
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Be mildly intoxicated?
What would you do were I to add a 5 gallon of fuel on top of that?
Starky
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i would set it alight
Wat would you do if the laptop ad a faulty h?
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Return the laptop?
Heres a question:
Say you already own your own home, and have a pimpin car to boot.
One day you win $10,000 - what do you do with this money???
Seriously, what would you do IRL?
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Probaly put half on the bank and have fun with the other half.
What would you do if you duel for the hand of your girlfriend, against the man she is forced to marry, win only to have her run to his side because he's loaded.
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Refuse to duel for that ho
What would you do if i transferred form the laptop?
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You can transform into a laptop?! You must be the lamest gobot ever.
What would you do if you could transform into a bagel?
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Wish I could turn into a muffin.
What would you do if you were a muffin?
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feed you to a six year old.
what would you do if i fed tangi to a small child?
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Point out that he asked you what you would do if you turned into a muffin not him.
What would you do if you were forced to take sides.
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Play one off the other.
What would you do if you could not conform?
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If you can't conform you pretty much have to rebel, correct?
So heres a scenario:
Your girlfriend age 23 works 2 jobs and rakes in lots of ca$h but has become kind of a biotch because of all the hours...
One weekend you meet a super duper hot girl that fills your heart with butterflies and for some reason is clearly interested in you - she's still a college student at 19 and hasn't established her career yet...
Who do you pick..?
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The girl with money;
1) I love older women
2) I love successful women
3) "You work so hard baby, just sit back and relax and let daddy take over" oh yeah.
What would you do for a sugarmamma?
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personally anything and that really does mean anything
what would you do if your sugarmamma made you do alot of weird things (there may be lil kids reading so im not going into detail) and after weeks of doing this really reallt freaky stuff turned out to be a dude?
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Shame you for not insisting upon leaving the lights on.
What would you do if you could tell the difference? (shouldn't the beard give it away?)
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avoid that situation in the first place.
what would you do if you couldn't tell the difference?
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As long as its cute, who cares?
What would you do with a 300lb gorilla in your lap making kissy faces at you.
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Give it a good brushing of the theeth.
What would you do if you were sexually harrassed by a gorilla
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enjoy it they are pretty big if you know what i mean....i mean.....oh
what would you do if you woke up after a long night of drinking in bed with a gorilla in vagas married to sed gorilla
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Be afraid
What would you do if someone changed their name to sarge_md ( AKA sarge_jungle)
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Recognise their immense stupidity and moronity.
What would you do if i was back baby?
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Welcome you back to the dark side.
What would you do if you were lured to the dark side with the promise of coockies only to discover that the coockies were a lie?
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You make it sound as if I wasn't just always there, you assume much young padawan.
What would you do if you could control the force?
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use it to make stupid people sleep with me
what would you do if i amde you sleep with me
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use it to make stupid people sleep with me
what would you do if i amde you sleep with me
Pound that until it was sore and raw and you couldnt go any longer like i always do ;)
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that sounds like a plan
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You guys are sick and wierd...
What would you do if I was so repulsed by your sick wierdness that I went into the laundry room right now and scrubbed my eyeball's with bleach until I went blind trying to get rid of that dirtiness I feel inside from reading the last 2 posts before mine..?
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come in that room and since you can't see.....i mean be your guard dog....ill be a dog......i mean....
what would you do if i continued
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You guys are sick and wierd...
What would you do if I was so repulsed by your sick wierdness that I went into the laundry room right now and scrubbed my eyeball's with bleach until I went blind trying to get rid of that dirtiness I feel inside from reading the last 2 posts before mine..?
Tell you i have a special bleach that can restore sight to eyes.
come in that room and since you can't see.....i mean be your guard dog....ill be a dog......i mean....
what would you do if i continued
Call you a furry, and ask why you volunteered to be a seeing eye dog
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i would be a dog for FarseerFaris anyday
what would you do if he actallu fell of the bleach thing?
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i would be a dog for FarseerFaris anyday
what would you do if he actallu fell of the bleach thing?
nothing, i would not do a single thing. Neither will the poster after me.
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what would you do if i replyed?
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Reply do
What would you do if you were forced to choose between saving the girl or the world.
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save the world because then many people will love me and not just one
what would you do if i was to attemp to build an imperator titan
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Use my identity as Max Power, superspy, to hijcak it.
What would do if giant mutant koala's were attempting to take over the world?
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send wave after wave of my own men at it untill we all die or it does
what would you do if you where the first wave?
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Find some cover and wait for the last wave then go home.
What would you do if I as Max Power used the titan to defeat the evil giant mutant koala's?
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wonder how you got in
what would you do if i pressed the self destuct button
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Die. Let's hope that's a trick question.
What would you do if you were tied to a chair and forced to listen to bad music.
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claw my eyes out with my feet.
what would you do if i copied your post?
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claw my eyes out with my feet.
what would you do if i copied your post?
You wont need eyes where you are listening.
what would you do if your girlfriend (lol) appeared to you without eyes?
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Give them back.
What would you do if they tasted good though?
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sell them to a 4 year old and tell him they're candy.
what would you do if i did the above to your child?
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Probaly break your kneecaps.
What would you do if you were arrested on false charges.
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Why would I be arrested on false targets?
What would you do if it is my birthday today.
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Congratulate you
What would you do if I dídn't have a present.
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Force you to get one in the next 2 hours and 33 minutes.
What would you do if the dot of the 'i' in JackofBlades 'didn't was slightly odd.
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probably not care in the least.
what would you do if i kicked your @$$ on halo2?
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Not worry as I have yet to play any game against other opponents (I hate video games).
What would you do if you could something more rewarding than sitting in front of a computer for hours on end?
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Well celebrate of course, but everyone know there is nothing else to do ;)
What would you do if you realized your life was a computer game?
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smash through the screen and kick whose ever arse thats been making my life such complete and utter crap.
what would you do if a character in a game that you play comes out of the screen and beets the crap out of you.
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Impossible, as i dont play video games.
What would you do if all your 40k models came alive indian in the cupboard style
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cram them back into the cuboard and turn them back.
what would you do if you had risen from the dead and just as you break the surface someone blows your head off?
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Be seriously pissed.
What would you do if you were forced to make a deal with the devil.
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Rip him off and then go to the Media :D
What would you do if the devil was a girl :O?
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Sell my soul for hot firey demon love
What would you do if Raktra left 40konline forever?
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Hunt him down and make Thalandir spank Warhammer love back into him.
What would we do if he had an invisibilty cloak?
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FEAR HIM!
What would you do if i was going to buy supplies today?
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I would let you do that.
What would you do if you couldn't do this ≈綮†√∫¥^¨©∆˙∞¥ß∂´≈®ß†∂ç≈√^∫~øµ¬~^ or ø^∆~∫ƒçß´∂≤¬≤~^¨ç.
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Perhaps have a life?
What would you do if the world was not enough?
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make up my own world
What would you do if you went fully insane but didn't know it..
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[Throw poop at you]
What would you do if I faxed you poo right now?
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wonder why you did that and throw it at you
what would you do if i actually decieded to use spell check
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Have a heart attack.
What would you do if we played Blinky and he epicly failed at Halo? :D
(Do you play live?)
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spread the news across the internetz.
what would you do if i didnt post a question?
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Who cares, I make it a habit to never read prior posts in a thread, prefering instead to leave an unblemished comment.
What would you do if I told you I use a complex algorythmic formula of pregenerated comments when posting (e.g. when in doubt: flame!)?
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tell you its time to update it.
what would you do if i gave you a power fist?
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hi five people
what would you do if mindless self indulgence's songs had hidden messages
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Not listen to them even more than I already do (?)
What would you do if I told you your music tastes were likely lame?
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turn the volume up.
what would you do if i played an anoying song really loud?
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Dance naked... more.
What would you do if you couldn't resist the naked Monkey butt boogie?
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Trust me, I won't.
What would you do if I got bored.
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pwn you at halo
what would you do if Mindless self indulgence where named band of the world
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Lose more faith in pop culture, if thats even possible at this point in time.
What would you do if left in the room with the big red button?
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take apart the console and rewire it so when you press it a flower pot full of C4 with message PWND on it popped out of a floor tile
what would you do if i played you in 40k and DESTROYED you then made fun of you about it in front of all the forum users
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unlikely but, i challenge you to a rematch, pwn you, and then walk away.
what would you do if i tore your entire army apart in a single shooting phase?
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Doubt, highly.
What would you do if I told you that I can look at an army and know whether I can win or lose, depending on wether I get first turn or not.
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say prove it
what would you say if i offerd to play a anyone who was going to be at gamesday
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i would wish i could go to gamesday and if i did i would stomp your (insert army here) into the ground
what would you do if GW suddenly complied with what EVERYONE has been hoping for and made a good and organized codex release schedule, made new models for both games on a regular basis and made all infantry models 15$ for ten
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hoard all the minis and codex's i can get my hands on before they snap out of it.
what would you do if all gw stuff were free but only for 15 minutes at gw hq?
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While everyone at my lgs is gone I break in and walk away with the stock. Muhahahahaha
What would you do if you were caught by a mad scientist.
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One of these days he's going to slip up with those manacles during transport and I'm going to rip his face off...
What would you do if you had a Commodore 64 attached to your brain?
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Find out what a commodor 64 is.
What would you do if i cut a cash-machine and it bled pennies?
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Light its paper bills on fire, strip off my clothes, and dance around it like the savage I am.
What would you do if you could abolish money?
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Do it and be happy, i tinhk it's the root of all evil (doenst mean i don't want amphetamine parrotloads)
What would you do if ^?
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Why do you think I mentioned it; greed and materalism are holding us back, the robots will make sure that we evenly distribute wealth...
What would you do when the robots force you down on your knees?
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Pray to god that the bots don't pull down their pants........:o
What would you do if you had to witness that?
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Say dude in a disgusted voice and probably walk away whistling.
What would you do if a space marine ran past naked shouting "help they stole my penis"
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point toward the inquisitors office and say" it's in there!"
what would you do if you awoke after a night of binge drinking only to find yourself looking down the wrong end of a fireing squad?
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Get my simpering leiutienants uncle in a high place to get me off the hook rather quickly- Signed E.Blackadder ::)
What would you do if i quoted comedy genius?
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Read it chuckle a bit then move on.
what would you do if you seen gordan freeman fly out of a bush and punch a carnifex to death.
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Do you mean crowbar it to death? ;) Either way, I'd cheer him on.
what would you do if they banned Seth Rogan?
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Relish in the slowly but better made range of comedy movies that follw to fill his cheesy mass produced filmography abscence
What woudl you do if i was bored of the stoner-buddy movie genre? (i.e every seth rogen film)
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Form a club with you.
What would you do if i was bored of the horror movies they make now adays
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start a revolt and name you our leader.
what would you do if you were in charge of a violent revolution?
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Tell you to go get rid of bad horror movies
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What would you do if other tavern posters made fun of you for not posting a question?
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not care, its the space tavern.
what would you do if someone stripped the paint off all your models while you were sleeping?
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Due to the condition of my models, thank them.
What would you do if you had 'Eavy Metal painted models and someone took the paint off of them?
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Well, paint won't stick to a person very long anyway.
What would you do if your significant other was dressed up as a titan when you came home from work?
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Ask if there was room for two in the suit ;)
What would you do if your significant other was dressed up as a Dark Eldar Wych when you came home from work?
~Thal
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Put on my power armour and then the games can begin...
What would you do if you were alone with a daemon of Slaanesh in a dark room?
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summon more of them and have an orgy.
what would you do if you opened a closet to find jack and a daemon of slaanesh making love?
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kill it with fire
what would you do if a pimped land raider drove up and a space marine jumped out and said "yo dawg wanna come crusadin or what?"
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shoot him through the head with my melta gun and steal his landraider.
what would you do if i used the afore mentioned tank to wreak havoc and destruction on an unsuspecting city
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laugh maniacally as i live in a town in the countryside
what would you do if you saw a avatar of khaine moon walking across a battlefield shouting shamone?
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take a runing leap and drive my relic blade through its head.
what would you do if you saw me chargeing you with two power axes raised?
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Shout "the heretics are over there laddie have at them what what" and point to parliment.
what would you do if it turned out the emperor was actually sylvester stallone (they look alike for some reason)
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go to sivestors house and say " hail the god emperor!!"
what would you do if i led a horde of zombies on a binge of blood letteing?
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colour myself in green and say hail nurgle whilst trying to put together my flamer.
what would you do if a commisar wanted to ride you into battle rather than a tank.
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tell him to get stuffed, and then help him along with it.
what would you do if i led a charge of all the different variants of bikes in warhammer 40k into the imperial pallace?
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put a line of power cheese wore across the entrance now thats tactical genius.
what would you do if gw said they were discontinuing dark eldar for a new race.
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probably nothing, for i play space maines.
what would you do if gw said that they were dropping the grey knights for a new race?
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say its about bloody time as long as their added as space marine elites
what would you do if gw made a vampire counts style race for 40k
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nothing, theyve already got one(blood angels)
what would you do if i added you to my buddy list?
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accept cos you seem like a nice guy
what would you do if they cancelled space marine.
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Laugh, as I wouldn't care about it.
What would you do if you were the batteries in a vibrator?
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explode killing the idiot who put me in there in the first place.
what would you do if i randomly exploded?
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duck and cover behind something.
what would you do if you had a powerfist?
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high five you with mine.
what would you do if you got into a power fist slap fight with me?
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continue the slappy fight then finish it with a pimp slap
what would you do if a callidus assasin ran pasy wearing tau skin yelling mooo im a sheep
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Tell the Tau fire warrior to Support Love and make like Discovery Channel.
What would you do if an H-Monster was asking for 'a ride'?
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tell it to go jump in a vat of acid.
what would you do if i dunked you into a vat of acid?
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Ask you to pass the toxic chemical waste to spice things up. And drag you in to use you as a spong for my fun stick.
What would you do if you were in an airplane that was landing in a warzone?
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jump out when it lands and fill everyone in the imediate area full of lead.
what would you do if marbo jumped out of your closet and yelled catch before throwing a det-pack at you?
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Tell him to at least try to throw the demopack and not the pin...oh....too late, he blew himself up.
What would you do if the dentist was performing a root canal on you and says "oops".
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enjoy the pain.
What would you do if the sedatives and painkillers didn't work?
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writh in agony and be possessed by a khorn daemon.
what would you so if the universe began to collapse in on itself?
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Not a whole lot i could do. Laws of physics breaking and all
What would you do if you found a working power fist
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pimp slap the living buggery out of everything i came across.
what would you do if given the choice you could kill the emperor or horus before the heresy began.
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Neither, id kill Lorgar.
What would you do if giventhe choice to be leman russ or magnus.
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Magnus, never trust a man with red skin and one eye
what would you do if you were transported to the 40k universe and could fight for any faction/race.
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Join the farsight enclave as an advisor on enemy military tactics and equipment.
What would you do if spess mehreens offered to let you join
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tell them to get stuffed.
what would you do if eavy' metal offered you a job?
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Turn them down, they would fire me so fast otherwise; I mean I can paint okay, but deffinitely not to their standards.
What would you do if another company offered you a job, but that you would have to sign a contract as to where you could have no part of GW ever again?
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tell them to go stuff it as working for the main would be more fun than the one who paints for them.
What would you do if someone sent one of your favourite models to moongorilla painting?
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thank them for my models suck.
what would you do if moongorilla botched the above model?
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listen to msi and not care =]
what would you do if i had space hulk
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spend an entire bus journey poring over it
What would you do if ^?
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I'll buy it once they make the Dark Angels version; I already have a DA army and a Crimson Fists in the works, I don't need red marines as well.
What would you do if they introduced the hrud army?
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lol my ass off.
what would you do if i took over gw and all its subsidiaries?
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Shake my head due to your awful financial decision.
What would you do if you could find a stock that raised from a penny per share to over 300 points in one day, and you had $3,000 spare dollars? (hasn't happened yet, but if it does, let me in on it too ;))
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Get rich?
What would you do if I told you the secret?
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Get rich?
What would you do if that was a scam and you did lost these 3000$?
Starky
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Sue the benefactor.
What would you do if the tavern games were all flooded by spam?
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clear it out with mod hammers.
what would you do if i could influence the mods to do my bidding?
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Ask if I could be a mod.
What would you do if I was a mod.
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wait until the other mods ban you.
what would you do if i gave you a super death unit?
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thank you for the emperor class titan.
what would you do if you seen a emperor class titan in real life
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Grab my fusion gun and my scorpion and put an end to that monstrosity with a well placed melta blast.
What would you do if you didn't have the aforementioned weaponry?
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wait what? thats an emperor class titan those things are higher than everest and have void sheilds that are impenatrable its foot is the size of half of london it literally has thousands of emplaced guns fusion guns aint gonna do diddly squat son.
anyway on topic: nothing cos id be in the titan y'know imperial
what would you do if you were forced into the imperial gaurd during a nid invasion?
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wait what? thats an emperor class titan those things are higher than everest and have void sheilds that are impenatrable its foot is the size of half of london it literally has thousands of emplaced guns fusion guns aint gonna do diddly squat son.
Dies Irae, an Imperator class Emperor Titan, was only about 130 feet tall... They are by no means the size of Everest... probably at most 300 feet...
Anyway... I'd give myself to the swarm!
WHat would you do if the artists GW hires used the real porportions of war machines in their pictures?
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Get irate at having to unroll/put up that foldout picture, almost as bad as the new price tag for the book.
"$350.00! its ten pages and a sloppy titan watercolor, geeze!!"
What would you do if I more or less summed up the hobby?
(e.g. "$50 for the BRB?!...")
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agree with you.. $78.00 for a Chimera, WTF?!
What would you do if you controlled the worlds nuclear arsenal?
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Push the button, just to say that I did it.
What would you do?
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Hold the world hostage and then push the button.
What would you do if you were given the chance to rule the USA.
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Push the button, just to say that I did it.
Too easy.
What would you do if you were left hanging from the rafters from your feet after a party?
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Get down?
What would you do if you couldn't get down?
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tee hee...
[throws bloody doo right into your gapping mouth]
that makes four... :P
What would you do if you could not get a smell out of your nose?
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NB: It was what would YOU do if YOU couldn't get down, but w/e
Stop breathing in through my nose
What would you do if I shot you in the face?
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Be thankful for the mask
What would you do if my true face was revealed by you shooting me in the head.
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Gasp in horror
What would you do if I told you that I have three, 3hr exams tomorrow :'( :'( :'(
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Feel sorry for you, but know that ill be doing the same soon, my school starts up tomorrow.
What would you do if the school lost your book order, and you had to buy books all over again.
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lead a
elite squad of assassins horde of other discruntled students in a raid on the campus under cover of darkness.
what would you do if i asked you to join the afore mentioned group?
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I prefer to kill alone, thanks.
What would you do if a red dot was now illuminating the back of your neck?
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Let the house defences take care of the poor fool.
What would you do if you were a mad genius.
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Cackle maniacally
What would you do if i owned Lee Harvey Oswald?
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Remind you to add a couple moth balls to his crypt to keep the smell down.
What would you do if you didn't have to keep such trophies?
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Do it anyway for the funzies.
What would you do if Earth was invaded by demons.
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Kill them all with my dark fist of doom.
What would you do if a man walked up to you and said "Sir, you have just won 500,000 apples"
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Play 500,000 games of william tell. :)
What would you do if you were captured, drugged, and woke up in my firing line in the above scenario?
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Embrace my impending doom
What would you do if i had johnny cash syndrome?
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rob you blind.
what would you do if you awoke to find all of your possessions(including the bed you went to sleep on) missing and after looking around for a bit you find a small IOU note signed "starrky"?
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Go to Quebec and eat him alive.
What would you do if it was me scapegoating Starky?
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shoot you through the head screaming; " how dare you copy me be-atch!!!!".
what would you do if i gave you one of my many surplus power fists?
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Smash your head in, steal the rest and give them to the commanders of my world conquering army.
What would you do if I unleashed my world conquering army, only to have tyranidesque aliens invade on the eve of my victory.
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laugh at your misfortune at take command of the world myself.
What would you do if i offered you the position of second in command?
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Accept then plan your assasination and transfer of world power back to me.
What would you do if I accepted and initiated a giant game of xanatos speed chess as I also become leader of La Resistance.
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shoot you
what would you do if you saw me shoot jack of blades?
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put several bullets into both of you.
what would you do if i went into a berserker rage over gws outrageous prices and started to kill every one in sight with a dazzling array of jury rigged weapons?
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[Grab you by the throat, bash you in the face with my heater until you start sputtering blood uncontrollably, shoot you in the belly three or four times, throw you on your back, then cover your face in fresh feces until you asphyxiate, then vanish into a tree with a "Hrrmf!" and a chest beat] :-*
What would you do if a Monkey was pointing a gun at you?
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shoot it first.
what would you do if i shot you in the face with a storm bolter?
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Laugh at you holding that tiny piece of plastic making "dakka, dakka" noises, then beat you to death with your severed leg.
What would you do if you had a doubt?
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Squash it.
What would you do if you had a doubt, but your subordinate didn't and fired the torpedo's anyway.
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Shoot him in the back of the head; gotta instill discipline in those apes! ;)
What would you do once the acidic poo-pedo blows up against the hull of your ship?
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Go down with the ship of course! :D
What would you do if I modified 'the land rover' to go over land, sea and air? :o
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order a thousand, modify them to military specs, and then use them to conquer the world.
what would you do if you knew the meaning of life?
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I do, its why I play with my own filth, silly!
What would you do if you played with your own filth?
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Catch a disease or something, probably.
What would you do after a case of jawmonkey retrobution?
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Feel very violated.
Where would you look for the missing Primarchs?
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in your mothers bed room.
hat would you do if you were attacked by my legion of doom?
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Wear a larger, cooler hat than them...
What would you do if you could catch that grammatical mistake before posting?
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it wasn't my fault, the dang spell checker swapped it.
what would you do if you believed that?
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It didn't catch it because its not spelled incorrectly.
What would you do if you could type with your mind?
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spend even more time on the computer than i already do. ;)
what would you do if, when you open your mail box you find a spring loaded crap-apault?
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sigh in releif as the mailman didn't take it, then reload it.
what would you do if I faxed you a gift?
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hit the return button.
what would you do if your gift sent back via your fax machine?
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Re-fax the fax that was forwarded via fax form his fax to my fax form your fax
What would you do if i was back baby?
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I never noticed you left.
What would you do if I gave you a proper welcome back?
[I throw a half pound of poorly digested bananas in your face]
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nothing for i was here the whole time. ::)
what would you do if you noticed that i just changed my avvy again?
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Epilepsy spasm from the rapidly changing Avitars. :)
Your cat sits on your face? :D
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Gag uncontrollably. If I had one.
What would you do if the cops came lookin'?
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Tell them where you live.
What would you do if I told you I saw them a half hour ago?
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hack your head off with a rusty axe so you can't divulge where the bodies are buried.
what would you do if you were involved in the perfect robbery?
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take all the money and live a life of luxury and excess
What would you do if Jawmonkey tried to shut down the 'continue the story game' thread?
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I'd give him some of this
*deploys surface to primate missile from the roof of the Land Rover*
What would you do if I launched it?
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stop it and aid jawmonkey.
what would you do if you went to sleep and woke up in afganistan?
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be extremely jet lagged and go back to sleep.
what would you do if you could walk through walls?
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get very rich by robbing banks.
what would you do if you could walk through walls?
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Fall through floors
What would you do if i was kicking ass in my english writing courseowkr and was thinking about posting it in the fiction forum?
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encourage you to do so.
what would you do if i posted fiction on said forum?
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Give you kuddos but truthfully tell you that I will probably never read it; after years of online school the burning of my eyes to read all that text just doesn't thrill me, sorry.
What would you do if you could see a rectangle when you closed your eyes?
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gasp in horror for it morphed into the mark of khorn.
what would you do if you were involved in the creation of the zompocalipse?
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Only ending it brother, with killer robots.
What would you do if robot rule wasn't really all that bad?
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Find will Smith and make him prove you wrong :D
What would you do if I couldn't suffice my new craving to watch IRobot?
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Tell you to watch it; Will's acting is great as if he's apologizing for Wild Wild West.
What would you do if I told you I actually like Will Smith? I mean I don't jam to his music or keep a shrine in my room, but I do like most of his movies (70/30 chance I'll like it)
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Agree with you, hes a pretty cool guy, and men in black always kicks ass.
What would you do if you could be batman for a day
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use the costume to rob gotham blind before vanishing the next day leaveing bruce wane to face the music.
what would you do if you could be the comedian for a day?
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Hit you on top of the head with a comically large wooden mallet, then crack a joke about a splitting headache.
What would you do if you could be the Punisher instead?
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do the above only with your spine.
what would you do if i offered to make you my right hand in the new world order?
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Bite it, the Monkey bends his knee to no man!
What would you do if you could not be a slave to the machine?
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become its master.
what would you do if i used an army of mechanical soldiers to conquer the world?
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Hey you copycat!
What would you do it with; hunterkiller Mk II's or Mk III's? (I personally prefer the II's what with their robot tentacle claws and death ray eyes and all)
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blow your car up with it.
what would you do if i blew up your car with a hunter killer missile?
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Laugh at your efforts. I have these things (the LR's) rolling off an assembly line.
What would you do if I installed auto-pilots in all 3420 of them, and programed into them, kill mankind.....
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hack their system and turn all of them on you.
what would you do if i could use the internet to transform your computer into a killer robot bent on destroying you?
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Pull the plug.
If I took you to commoragh?
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strike you down with the power of a wrathful storm, before storming the city and killing thousands of dark kin.
What would you do if Pedro Kantor threatened to kill you?
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Tell him, somewhere, there is a personrolling dice for him. Then leg it.
If Micheal Jackson came to your house. In his current form.
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blow zombie jacksons head off with a shot gun.
what would you do if you could be your favorite 40k character?
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Hump you till you explode, while simultaneously freebasing raw adrenaline (gleaned from a hundred puppies), listening to deathmetal so loud my ears bleed, shooting lasers into my eyes.
What would you do for a more Tzeenchy night?
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nothing, for i'd prefer a slaaneshi night instead.
what would you do if you saw a dark silhouette in a tree pointing a rifle at your head?
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Leave my wife alone; she's obviously in a bad mood.
What would you do if nothing exciting ever happened to you?
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blame you for it and then stab you and starrky in the head with the same ball point pen.
what would you do if i burned the village to the ground again?
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Feel sorry for the homeless idiot.
What would you do if in fact there is no village idiot, but a village full of idiots and one smart person? (who is, of course, an idiot for living there)
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take pitty on them and exterminate them all with cleansing flame.(and disembowel the few that try to escape with my talons)
what would you do if a dragon burned your house down?
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shout '*!@#?'! at it.
what would you do if I installed multiple rocket pods on the LR?
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shoot it with a fusion gun.
What would you do if a bright pink leman russ drove past your house?
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politely say hi to the passing poof patrol (look em up)
What would you do if you were told to get down to it whilst being handed a lasgun.
-
Get sick of people going on about 'a new world order' or 'world domination' in this thread.
What would you do if I had exams today :'(?
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laugh at you and continue my tea party with a mechanicus and then probably murder an orphanage on the way home,
What would you do if you seen an ork singing and dancing all the moves to singing in the rain?
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Kill'em; Real Orkses don't dance!
What would you do if grots began to pile out of your closet?
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send them back for they came out too soon for the supprise party..
what would you do if a daemonic spawn came a knockin?
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Worry; Nurgle ruins the furniture, Khorne kills the cat, Tzeentch leaves you confused and bewildered, and Slaneesh leaves you raw and exhausted.
What would you do if a fith and lamer chaos God showed up? (e.g. Thurp, chaos demigod of procrastination and sloth)
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KICK HIM IN THE NUTS
what would you do if you where told to slap fight khorne?
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put on my top hat and do my dandyest to show that big meany whos the real insane killing machine.
what would you do if i won aforementioned slappy fight
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Spew the american bill of right-hooks onto your cleanly shaven and polished chest
What would you do if Tommy used to work on the docks?
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twirl my cane clockwise aproximately thirty-two and a seven hundred and seventy-fourth times then execute said timmy with a teddy bear from the orphanage i cleansed earlier.
what would you do if it turned out marnues calgar was actually vanilla ice.
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I don't think i'd care
What would you do if someone told you Commander Dante was the new manager at your local supermarket?
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annoy him with pointless questions until he either retires or shoots himself.
what would you do if i ran forge world?
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Initiate the PWN Sprinkler!!!!
What woudl you do if i rolled you ont a blanket, wrapped you inside a space blanket, put you in a sleeping bag. Put the sleeping bag inside a survival bag and put you in a tent?
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what would you do if you suddenly found the afore meansioned writing utensil jammed into your torso?
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I'd roll you ont a blanket, wrap you inside aspace blanket, put you in a sleeping bag. Put the sleeping bag inside asurvival bag and put you in a tent
What would do if i'd been learning about Hypothermia for hillwalking?
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laugh as you get heat stroke instead.
what would you do if you had veto power on khorns doing?
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Make him sent in the time out corner till he calmed down.
What would you do if nurgle offered you a cake he personally baked himself?
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Offer some of my special frosting to top it off with.
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bad, bad monkey...
What would you do if jawmonkey forgot to put a "What would you do" statement?
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KICK HIM IN THE NUTS!
what would you do if i asked what would you do if we where on the what would you do thread?
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Ignore rules willy nilly.
What would you do if you could barely care about the rules of a tavern game?
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SPAM!
What you do if you did SPAM!
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Dear e-diary,
Today I did stuff and things. It was kewl. OMG I can't wait for tomorrow because...
Oh sorry, I thought this was my own personal blog.
What would you do if I detailed my mundane existence within this very thread?
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put the largest gun i can find in my mouth and blow out my crazy crazy brains.
what would you do if i told you i was severely considering collecting the sorritas.
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Sit you down on a couch, tell you that you had horrible nun sexual fantasies and then asked you to tell me about your mother.
What would you do if you were able to control what Games Workshop released next Codex wise?
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Hrud FTW!!!
What would you do against ap3 +3/++4 troops that cost 5 pts each?
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Vortex Grenade. No saves! Hahahahaha!
What would you do without the internet (as though it did not exist)?
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nothing for i wouldnt exist id be a jallowed thing devoid of one of my main purposes.
what would you do if i told you that i do c-c-c-c-cocaine!
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Coke? That's stupid. If you want a buzz, just breathe in diesel fumes. Like this,
*snorts open fuel container*
Yeeeah......wha woo you do *collapses on the ground* oh amphetamine parrot :P
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Diesel rots your brain, made you forget to post a what would you do question.
What would you do if I told you that drugs are a weakness, they dull the wit, making it harder to kill?
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nothing for the only drug i use i 40k.
what would you do if your favorite model suddenly burst into flames?
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Laughed as she ran around screaming. As for miniatures... I would have to cry and chug a bottle of Jameson because my favorite model belonged to my deceased grandfather and is impossible to replace.
What would you do if your significant other melted down all of your armies and left a molten message written on your lawn?
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get scared for she probably wrote "red rum" on the lawn again.
what would you do if a man burst through your door yelling "here's jony!!!"?
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Cover my ears, the claymore will do the rest; afterwards I'll have to buy a new TV, gloves, contractor bags, and a mop though.
What would you do If in the middle of the night you discovered that your toilet had been replaced by a bear trap?
[clack!] "Oh dear God..."
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yelp in pain. then set about getting back at you.
what would you do if you received a package labeled "to jawa mokey" ?
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Sweet my wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube jawas came!
What would you do with Schrödinger's Cat?
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Eat it, what else would you do with a poisoned and radiated cat?
(thats going to be the question as well)
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Ship it to the Russian government demanding a replacement cat according to governmental requisition form 18675-B section 2.
What would you do with if you were a jawmonkeys uncle?
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Disown him ;)
What would you doo if Jawmonkey was your uncle?
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kill him in his sleep.
what would you do if you saw a jar of dirt sitting on the ground?
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Give it back to Johnny Depp.
What would you do if the Kraken was your pet?
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set it after the black pearl.
what would you do if we kept on using pirate of the Caribbean references?
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Pillage your house, ravish the women, and run ya through!
What would you do if the incense sticks tied into your hair and beard didn't work like they did in that one movie?
(Extra credit: which movie am I referring to?)
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i dont know and i dont know.
what would you do if the imperium landed on our planet and you were instanlty conscripted into the gaurd.
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love it!
what would you do if i challenged whoever everyone to find me at gamesday!
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nothing not going to gamesday too bloody expensive and ive got school work and miniatures to sort out.
what would you do if you heard gentlemen in a thick french accent
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say 'yeah?' in a very obnoxious and threatening manner.
What would you do if you past gas loudly while at a candle lit dinner with your hot date?
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blame it on the waiter and make my escape in the confusion.
what would you do if what ever you've ever wanted suddenly burst into flames before your eyes just as you were about to claim it?
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exclaim she wasnt that hot anyway in the most epic and morbid sarcy voice i can muster and ravage whoever else would be standing next to her.
what would you do if i said icky icky pootang neewhoop ?
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Laugh to distract you while I get the strait jacket. :)
If you were tied to a chair, and my avatar(s) were interrogating you.
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say biggy smalls 3 times and laugh as my homie commissar bigge smalls hands out executions or as he calls it popping caps in cracker ass.
what would you do if it turned out the emperor is actually micheal jackson.
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Write JAMMONAH! on every imperials armourr, and laugh. Then throw children at the golden throne to see if he comes out. :)
If I strangled you with a sock.
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laugh as you are trying to strangle me in full power armor. then i disembowel you with a chain sword.
what would you do if an inquisitor of the ordo-heriticus came a knokin at your door?
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"Oh, hello. Hey, Daemonettes of slaanesh, I think our friend wants to play! ;)"
If I couldn't come up with a good question.
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gasp in horror for the universe is coming to an end.
what would you do if you suddenly were possessed by slaanesh?
-
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If I used your minis as cat food.
-
set off the nuclear self destruct on the dread naught.
what would you do if you saw an H-bomb detonate 6 miles away from you?
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Play the theme song from fallout.
If you were being stalked by a ninja.
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Punch it in the face. If it works for sharks its gotta work for ninjas!
what would you do in the event of zombie apocalypse?
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Red Vs. Blue - Zombie Plans (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_OkRpCgPgE#normal) :D
If you are grif in this situation.
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make up a plan on the spot.
what would you do if you were caught on the free way during the zompocalipse?
-
Crack my knuckles, put the car in park, light a smoke, open the trunk, grab the duct tape, tape the hatchet to my hand (all the blood might make it slippery), walk.
What would you do if I told you I have a zompocalypse kit?
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I would slap you on the back, buy you a whiskey, and then show you my zombie apocalypse survival kit, guide, and plan.
What would you do if you were the director of the new Ultramarines movie?
-
masterbate myself into a coma!
what would you do if i where to star in the new movie?
-
play the visiting dark angels and get to wear one of those sweet ass robes.
what would you do if you were asked to join the dark angels and get aforementioned sweetass robe?
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I would join, obtain said, bend over and show them the mark of khorne tattooed on my ass and commence crushing skulls!
Would you join me or flee?
-
I would join you in the skull crushing of the Dark Angels.
Would you, go singing in the rain?
Gene Kelly - I'm singing in the rain (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7QL46cK7B8&feature=related#normal)
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No, Do you know how dangerous that is dancing in the rain with an unbrella? If I didnt know any better I would think you were trying to dispatch of me in some devilish scheme.
What would you do if you found yourself the target of a similar plot by a fellow poster.
-
Offer sacrifices to the umbrella's numen and get it to stealthily poison that malicious poster like any good Roman would.
What would you do if the Romans turned out to be right about religion (pre-Christian Rome.)
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I would enjoy all of the pagan goodness, I hear they had some freaky rituals.
What would you do if you saw aformentioned rituals?
-
enjoy the free bread, corn and slaves..
What would you do if you saw aformentioned rituals?
-
Oh, look! A priestess! :)
What if you were said preistess?
Naked pagan dancing at Le Mans (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLorYM8Lduo#normal)
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I only dance naked around burning hunks of technology, and I'm just a savage, not a pagan.
What would you do if your pagan alter was beginning to stink up the closet?
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masterbate myself into a coma!
what would you do if that was my answer for everything?
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masterbate myself into a coma!
what would you do if i killed sarge_md for being repetitive
what would you do if i killed sarge_md for being repetitive
what would you do if i killed sarge_md for being repetitive
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Refuse to play the game properly and generally act out...
LOOK AT ME GUYS!!!! I'M YELLING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
;) ;D >:( :( ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X
[Monkey rubs feces all over his body and then rolls over every member of 40kOnline like a stinky steamroller] :-*
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"Im just glaaaad I dint cum frum no munkey"
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If I threw biology text books at a creatiosim convention? ::)
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Is a "creatiosim" some sort of derogatory remark aimed at a certain ethnic group from the Balkans? because if so, that's just plain rude.
What would you do if I told you that racists are losers because they exclude entire groups of potential enlistees into their armed force?
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I`d throw feces at you.
If I threw feces at your mom?
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We would be laughing hilariously at the fact that a cat, with no apposable thumbs, is hurling amphetamine parrot. You however would be dodging endless numbers of things that she would be throwing at you.
What would your mom do in a similar situation?
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Shoot the cat with no mercy or hesitation.
What would you do if your mom was a crack shot?
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Show you that vanity is your weakness and have her snipe you in the only part of you that is not covered in Power Armor, Your Head!!!
-
I search for the obviously invisible question, but cannot find it.
If you found my avatar in a jewish super market?
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Probably buy it, the take it home and put it in a museum style case, it's hilarious.
What would you do if I forgot to post another question again. :-[ No siriously, what would you do if that were really available at your local grocer?
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Whip it out at school lunch.
If you got to watch the ensuing hilarity.
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pull out a mini gun and fill anything that moves full of lead.
if i did the above in your school?
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It wouldnt bother me as I graduated 10 yrs ago. But the students would probably return fire.
What would you do if I walked into your house and whip out one of those t-shirt launchers, and shoot you in the face.
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Feed you to my previous avatars (LOLcatz) covered in my current avatar. ::)
If you had to eat this?
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Probably would do it with some cheezy german accent.
What would you do for a klonike bar after eating aforementioned meal?
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Pay for it.
If I replaced all the WWJD signs with
"What Would Jesus Do for a Klondike Bar." :)
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Laugh Hystaricaly!
What would you do for every figure that is currently available from GW?
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Your wish is my command master. ;)
If you had EVERTHING produced by GW. :o
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I would paint it!! :o
what would you do if your tau killed yuo?
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Who is yuo? Still couldn't teach you to spell........ :)
If spell check decided it quit.
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Prawbubly wood have two go bak to kndirgarden and reele tri this tyme
What would you do if you saw a defiler wearing a hat and glasses in the grocery store?
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Wonder what my middle school math teacher was doing here. :)
If you had to face a defiler in HTH?
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Punch it in its face, it works on sharks! If I was really desperate I would kick it in the balls. Do defilers have balls?
What would you do if your girlfriend was a demonette?
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Summon my eldar warhost to confront the Ancient enemy!
What would you do if you were attacked by 138 venerable dreadnoughts with powerfists?
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Kill them with 200 ironclad dreads.
What would you do if you suddenly realized that you invested way too much money into a massive dreadnought army that you could never use?
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Wonder how that is any different from normal armies. ::)
If GW went bankrupt? :'(
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Buy up stuff so very fast, sit on it for a few years, then sell at a premium; that and enjoy the lack of "creep".
What would you do if GW finally make the "Omni-codex"; the massive tome that contains every codex, rulebook, and supplement ever made?
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*Whistles as he walks in, kills the GW employee, whistles as he walks away.*
Seriously, I would buy it.
If GW was owned by hasbro. *shudder*
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Hurry an purchase the new Pokemon themed armies as I gotta catch'em all... ::)
What would you do if GW made a new army... based around slow and purposeful mushrooms?
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Wait, different from Plauge Marines How? :)
If you faced said army, but were allergic to mushrooms.
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Well there was a thread once that de-evolved into crossing vegetables with tyranids; e.g. chive tyrants, brocclifexes, rhutagaunts, all being deployed by dropping rotten heads of cabbage on the field...
What would you do if you could do just that to an army? (vegetable theme)
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Taucoli!
What would you do if you had to eat that. ???
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devour it savagely.
what would you do if had to eat the edeptus asparagus?
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smother it in plasma-ranch sauce. :)
If you meet the veggie form of slaanseh? (shaped like a weird mushroom..... :))
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Being slaneesh, I would assume that it would have tits. In this case I would walk up put my face between said tits and motorboat it into submission.
What would you do if you encountered Khorne, and he was a red cob of corn with horns?
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Noooo problem. :D
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If you were Khorne in this situtation. ???
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Probably not care, I am a cob I have already been husked.
What would you do if by some misprint your fave unit were not in the codex and GW said that was how it was supposed to be to cover their asses?
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I wouldn't be suprised. GW forgets very easily. "Tau honor guard have no models, Tau honor guard have no codex entry." Thats GW logic.
If above was true for everything wothout specific models?
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I would be furious...*Thunder rumbles*
What would you do if you came home and found a group of space wolves partying inside your house?
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Find my daemonettes of slaany and PARTY! :)
If you found soem DE doing what they do at your house?
-
Turn on my power sword, get out my fusion gun, and show those dark kin the meaning of death
what would you do if your car was replaced with a land speeder?
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Probably get a serious DWI!
What would you do if you were drunk driving a rhino?
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Join the SW. They look like they need my talents.
If you had to ride in said rhino.
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bail out before you rammed the fortress of arrogance... again...
what would you do if you did the above but with a Chimera?
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Appreciate that they can safely traverse water; too bad they explode like Pintos.
What would you do if more armies sported av 14 tanks?
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Run into small children......oh, wait. Nothing new then. :D
If your normal car was a Pirahna?
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Probably drive it while I was drunk!
What would you do if the world's alcohol supply ran out?
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Not much. I don't drink.
The next poster wishes Wave serpents were Assault vehicles.
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I dont see a what would you do in there. I do however wish my car was an assault vehicle.
What would you do if your car were an assault vehicle?
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I don't own a car...yet...*Puts on mask and cape and sneaks off to local car dealership)
The next poster has a little brother who is ranting about how much he hates Damien Rice.
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No, but I have a sister who hasn't discovere THE BLOODY MUTE BUTTON! :)
If you had said sister.
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Oops, i posted in the wrong thread.
If i had said sister, i would just put on my headphones and turn on some rock.
What would you do if you were suddenly attacked by a group of strange people wearing tiger suits and throwing Sharpie markers at you?
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Put on my bear suit and start throwing rocks at them.
What would u do if I attacked u in my bear suit?
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Shoot you with my Fusion gun.
What would you do if someone came by your house in the middle of the night while you were asleep and painted your car bright pink with yellow stripes?
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I would say, Yaaay! exactly what i wished!
What would u do if my cat came to your house with a white dwarf magazine and then burning up your house with it?
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Shoot you with my Fusion gun.
What would you do if your mailbox was filled with animal dung?
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Laugh hilariously, then go to Lowes and inquire about a mailbox in the shape of an ass. I would get a kick out of seeing the mailman fisting my mailbox. :o
What would you do if said mailbox existed?
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laugh so hard i had a heart attack.
What would you do if Someone flew over your house in a helicopter and dropped multiple bright pink paint bombs on your house?
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If i had said sister, i would just put on my headphones and turn on some rock.
This is exactly what I am doing. At least, until the spetsnaz get here. :)
Wait, what? Oh, right this thread!
I would fly up and kill him with the blessing of HE Who Is Norris. :D
If I sacrificed you to He Who Is Norris?
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Shoot you with my Fusion gun.
What would you do if a box of rotten vegatables was delivered to your doorstep by a plague marine?
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No no no no. The marine IS the spolied veggies. :D
If your store sold my avvy.
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Never shop there again
What would you do if you came home one day and found that your house had been covered in Disney posters?
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Purge, of course. :D
If your whole body was covered?
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Interesting you should say so, I have a snowwhite tatto on my junk and said junk is sticking out her mouth. :o
What would you do if the person next to you on a disney ride offered you a handjob? :o
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Refuse, my hands are fine as they are (although a power Klaw would be cool)
What would you do if i misinterpretted the question?
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You did, a power klaw would make for a painfull tug! It would be like rubbing one out with a Power Fist it would probably kill you.
What would you do if the world were run by llamas?
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Come o(f) teh llama?
If you were a member of said llamas?
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Dammit your onto us, who told you that I was Lorenzo Llamas head of united llama's excelling for world domination LEWD watch your back we are everywhere!
What would you do GW sold a life sized bastion and you could life in it?
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Hmmmm. How much? Lascannons included? If so, Im in. (my bastion! :D)
If you had a zed attack in said bastion?
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Considering that I purchased the twin-linked heavy bolter upgrade I would blow those zeds to hell.
What would you do if said attack was immenent and FW had a backorder on the turrets?
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I'd make my own
What would you do if Inquisitor Czevak told you you were possessed by chaos and ordered 67 grey knights including a land raider and 2 dreadnoughts to kill you.
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Transform into a BloodThirster, and slay as many of you as possible.
What would you do if the upcoming nid dex is just flat out tits?
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Bladestorm the hell out of said mangy little insects! Kill! KIll them all!
The next poster agrees
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yes, then nuke all of you from orbit.
what would you do if you saw a tau etherial floating cross legged above a church of the emperor?
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shoot it with Defilers, pieplates for everyone! ;D
What would you do if a souldgrinder came to your front door wearing a fake nose and glasses with moustach and was selling girlscout cookies?
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*Sigh* Time to get out the fusion gun again
What would you do if a helicopter flew over your head and dropped several bucketfuls of pasta on you?
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Grab your fusion gun and shoot it down while screaming I prefer alfredo sauce!
What would you do if the samething happend to you but it was mayo? remember i already took your fusion gun
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Draw my power sword kill/threaten you until i got my fusion gun back, and blow said helicopter to tiny pieces.
what would you do if a flock of wild geese attacks you with acorns?
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Grab your fusion gun again shoot you in the face rob your corpse and take the power sword and kill said geese.
What would you do if attacked by a pack of rabid bunnies?
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Rise from the dead and call down a storm that destroys all living things withing a 500 radius. Then retrieve my power sword and fusion gun and walk calmly away.
What would you do if you were chased by a parrot screaming 'For the Emperor!"
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shoot you in the back of the head with a bolt pistol, steal the fusion gun and blow the vermine away.
what would you do if you heard a click behind your head.
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turn around and strike you dead with the power of a thousand wrathful storms.
What would you do if you were offered a position as either chapter master of the Ultramarines, or lord of the iron warriors?
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go for iron warriors, then walk up and slay you with my mighty powers of chaos!!
what would you do if the iron warriors attacked your home?
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Kill the all.
What would you do if a horde of orks attacked your house?
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Use flames. :D
If Slurgle attacked your house?
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what horrific powers does "slurgle" weild!!!
if i was slurgle.
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Kick you in the nuts, then decapitate you with Drach'nyen!
What would you do if my avy was shopping at your local grocier?
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taunt him about constantly failing to break through the cadian gate.
if i did the above?
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Point and laugh before having the emperor He Who Is Norris throw him into the eye of terror.
If you got thrown in said eye.
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Jump back out again
What would you do if GW said their chaos line had been discontinued?
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Continue scrapping the purity seals off Space Wolves; which make awesome "just turned to chaos" marines IMHO.
What would you do if GW would make a decent monkey face so that my CSM termie lord would look proper?
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Jump for joy that we dont havr to see your ugly mug anymore. :)
What would you do if GW discontinued SM's and said that they had all fallen to the dark side of chaos?
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Kill the space marines anyways. i really don't care which variety they are.
what would you do if this site didn't exist?
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create it
what would u do if every computer in the world went crappy, cute dogs?
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Find another Get a life. ::)
If you had one of these.
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I wouldn't be posting on this thread right now
what would you do if you had a choice between joining the space wolves or joining the red corsairs?
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Lets see....
- Beer, check
- Vikings, check
- Gund, check
Space puppies it is. :)
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nothing for there isnt a question there!
if you saw me shoot the above poster in the head with a rocket powered chainsaw launcher for failing to post a question?
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Put Terminator armour on so it has no effect.
If you were part of my blood claws squad.
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probly masterbate myself into a coma
what would you do if i was to say i love monkey!
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Put you in a gorilla cage in a zoo.
What would you do if I gave you another chance at life?
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Probably succed at taking over the world, I need to start forming a plan from day one.
What would you do if I succeded at taking over the world by age 13?
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Kill you and take the throne
What would you do if Darnath Lysander ruled the world?
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Kill him and take the fist of dorn. Then mount his head on my tropy rack.
What would you do if GW started making cars and their first offering were an Ork Trukk.
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Demand that they build me a falcon grav tank!
What would you do if you were randomly selected to write a survey of warhammer 40k?
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Why, write a glowing report of course! ;D
What would you do if GW remade the basic catachan soldiers?
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Kill them like i kill all mon keigh
What would you do if you owned a leman russ?
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i would use it as a car and drive it to the city, that gives me respect!
What would u do if a pink horror jumped out from your WC?
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Give it a swift kick in the nuts.
What would you do if a one legged man challenged you to roshambo?
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ask him what roshambo was and then beat him in it
what would u do if u had to choose between getting smashed by either Khorne or Khaine?
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khaine, I can make fun off his ears and say they are compensating......
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Take off my pants.
What would you do if I had a question to respond to?
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Probably respond to it. Taking off your pants dosent solve everything.
@chokoman- Roshambo is when two people take turns kicking eachother in the nuts, first one to go down loses.
What would you do if ever challenged to roshambo?
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Were a cup.
If you didn't have a cup?
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run for my life
and u would?
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*putting on my steel-toed boots* I go first!
Now what would you do?
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Laugh as it bounces off of my terminator armour, the play patty-cake-powerfist.
If you were playing with me.
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*backs away slowly* oh I thought you were someone else, you look like the termie that was bangn my wife big mistake.
What would you do if that happend to you?
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Well, the type of person you would marry, she was likly to be banging me....
If you were banged by said "wife".
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bang her again, and again, and again etc. until she passes out after the forty second orgasm. then start over when she wakes up.
if this was your wife?
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Help you........ ::)
If you were said wife?
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probably nothing, i like when people hit me...
what would u do if u turned into a grot and your wife into an ork runtherd with grabba stikk?
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Probably convince the people who made shrek that they could further exploit the shrek popularity by casting me in a live action version.
What would you do if you were a squat?
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Get wickedly drunk, then torch GW.
So, nothing I wouldn't do now....
If you were in the GW I torched.
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quickly steal every new space wolf box and when they ask what happened to the boxes, i would just say "they got burned".
What would u do if u became burned to?
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Nurgle would protect me.
If you were "protected" by slaanesh.
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dunno, blended felings probably
and u would?
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Put on some protection.
If you were a mug of beer in a Space wolf army.
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Get drunk.
What would you do if 40k never existed?
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Get a life, or buy other minis.
If wargaming was illegal.
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i would become president and make it legal
what would u doif I (chokoman) became the USA president?
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you will never be President, sorry but we both know its true.
What would you do if I told you that the combined point value of my armies dwarfs yours?
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i would laugh, then laugh a little more and then cry because i have so many armies
what would u do if all your model vanished and the only one left was that old MK 1 space marine?
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Wring my hands and cackle maniacally; I have quite the space to fill again, don't we, my preciouses? mwahaha!
What would you do if you had trouble convincing yourself to get rid of armies?
(e.g. at this point in time I should really just sell them all and make one super sweet army, DKOK or something, but they all have such promise ::)...)
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Keep them all, buy more.
If you had all the armies?
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Buy more!
What would you do if your were a noob all over again?
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start gaming, buying and painting until i became a pro again!
what would u do if your wife decided to buy a pet, and comes home with a carnosaur??
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have it possessed by khorn, and then terrorize the populace with said possessed Dino.
if you were riding the above dinosaur during it's rampage of destruction?
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score 4 or5 victory points before dying
what would you do if facing this creature?
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Land mines are the way to go.
Either that or a plasma rifle.
If you had no arms when faced by said dino.
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Kick it in the balls and then head butt it into submission. :o
If said creature ate all your minis?
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jump into its mouth and then destroy the stomack from the inside!
if u were said carnosaur?
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Chomp down before you get past my teeth. Mmmmm.... Chocolate.
What would you do if there were no more internet porn?
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nothing, as im actually never watching ::).
what would u do if the only thing to be found on TV and internet was porny?
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Probably have one very strong right arm. :o
What would you do if I asked you to arm wrestle said arm?
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use only my thumb, its strong enough to take marneus calgar (in armour of antilochus ofc).
what would u do if u faced my hole hand!?
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Crush it with my Talon of Horus
What would you do if you had talon of Horus?
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Crush the Sallie Mae Foundation.
What would you do with the power of Voodoo?
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Raise an army of Zombies and take over GW.
What would you do if I insted made a vodoo doll of you?
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Counter- voodo, have a doll of you with a doll of me, so I can control you to make me kill you.
If you couldn't use your limbs. ( basket case)
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Break free somehow.
What would you do if you came home one day to find that your entire house had been wall papered with barbie wallpaper.
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Burn it for the insurance.
What would you do if you came home and squats were squatting in it?
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DEATH TO ALL MON KEIGH! *Draws powersword and fusion gun and charges in wildly, slashing, shooting, and slinging grenades everywhere*
What would you do if somebody asked you to do a commercial for breakfast cereal?
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Hump the cereal box. Hey, it will increase how much is in the box..... ::)
If you were in the box?
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*putting pistol in mouth* Boom
What would you do if GW branched out and opened a fast food chain?
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By my ridiculously over priced GW fries of E-bay.
If the was no E-bay?
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Go to bartertown.com.
What would you do if this thread wasnt there?
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I wouldn't post here.
If you were forced to post here?
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Link stuff to 4Chan.
What would you do if you were caught between a H-Monster and ... another H-Monster.
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Turn into a chick so I can enjoy it better. (more holes. ::))
If you had no idea what an H-monster is, but the context gave a clue.
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Stary uploading in a linking vid links to teach those virgin eyes.
What would you do if you actually used the 'what would you do' as the lead in to the next post?
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Shove you in a black hole, it might have enough holes to handle you.
If you were said black hole?
*edit* oh, god. I have 300 posts here... shoot me...
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Reverse the black hole and 'shoot' you with something else besides bullets.
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Take a shower, lie down, don't get out. (drown)
If starky popped out of you shower drain while you were trying this?
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Embrace him and send him over to give you a back rub.
What would you do if you enjoy using your tool as a cleaning instrument?
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keep doing it in the name of slaanesh( and the daemonetts that are also in the shower ;D)
if you were one of the many daemonetts?
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Reverse the movment.
If you watched.
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Record it all and sell the videos.
What would you do if it's actually a video of sacrificing your ballz to the cause of lolcatz?
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Decline the role and keep my balls.
What would you do If you were offered the role?
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probably take the money and leave.
and u would?
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Laugh at you for taking money to have your balls removed!
What you do if someone offered you money to give up one ball and they would give you a prostetic?
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say NO! my balls are more important then any money in the world.
what would u do if u were standing in a corridor, with a PX and eavy armour equipped warboss on one side, and a P. sword wielding captain on the other? (both do want to kill u)
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Kill myself, my perverted life forces will turn into a Daemon Prince to smite them....... in the rear armour of course.
If you were either one?
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Vow aligence to said demon prince, and be the first chaos ork.
What would you do if GW made a new codex Chaos Orks?
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Throw blocks of cheddar at them.
If you had to play agianst said chaos orks?
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Show them that the chaos gods favour chaos marines and pummel them.
What would you do if you were the new big thing in hollywood?(besides bang megan fox)
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Date lots of chicks that would otherwise be way out of my league.
What would you do if You were a Rockstar?
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You didn't say not too..... BANG MEGAN FOX!!! ;D
If you were banged by Meagan Fox (aka, the parts Jennifer's Body wont show.)
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be content that I banged her and no longer care what I banged (bang everything that is a female).
What would you do if your were the last virgin on earth?
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Channel my inner Humphrey Bogart and bang Megan Fox.
What would you do if I wasn't particularly attracted to her, but did it because all the cool kids were doing it?
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tell you to be a rebel. FIGHT THE SYSTEM! DO WHAT YOU WANT BECAUSE YOU WANT TO DO IT, NOT BECAUSE IT'S COOL!
What would you do if i told you this?
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Whack you over the head and steal your crack.
If you did this, but his crack was salt. (its already ingested.)
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I don't do drugs; they dull the wit, making it harder to kill.
What would you do if you could do without?
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Do without what?
What would you do if you knew what he wanted you to do without?
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It depends.
What would you do if you were the owner of Ford?
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Sell it and buy Chevy and try and buy some of GW.
What would you do if you were the owner of GW?
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Own 100.000 pts worth of models for every single army.
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HELP!! I dont know what to do he didnt ask what would you do, I'm so lost. AHHHHHHHHH!!! :o
What would you do if you really reacted this way when someone forgot to ask the question?
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Be ashamed.
What would you do if your car suddenly turned into a mad rhino with the ability to shoot lazers from it's eyes.
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go to town ;D
and u would?
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Go to teh McDonalds drive thru and see what kind of rection it gets.
What would you do if you were the person in the drive thru?
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Give it Mcchicken, the posioning should kill it.
If you were forced to eat Mcchicken?
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Kill whoever tried to make me eat it.
If you were arrested for stealing horse manure.
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Pull a Jaw monkey and throw it at people while humping them.
If you were humped by said Monkey.
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Give it a McChicken and hope it dies.
What would you do if I walked up to your mother and grabbed her breasts and said honk honk?
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Kill you.
What would you do if you witnessed the above posters demise.
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Walk up to your mom grab her breasts and say honk honk in his memory. ;D
What would you do if you saw me doing this?
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*Damn it! He survived* kill you until there is no possible way you can be alive.
What would you do if this thread didn't exist.
-
Go around grabbing random womens breasts and saying honk honk. ;D
What would you do if doing so werent illegal?
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Take the law into my own hands and go around, protecting women from disgusting little perverts.
What would you do if i did this?
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Point out the hypocrasy.
If you were one of the women "protected" by Dunedain?
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They would all be in love with me.
What would you do if i started singing stairway to heaven
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[Throws poop in your face]
What would you do if you rarely washed your hand?
-
masterbate myself into a coma!
what would you do if i nuked you?
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*rolling invulnerable save- passed* Shoot you in the face
What would you do if you really had an invulnerable save?
-
carry dice around with me everywhere.
What would you do if you won $200,0000 on a a game of 40k.
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Be an incredicble jerk about it, then procede to buy up tons of GW stuff.
What would you if you were my opponent is aformentioned game?
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Become depressed.
What would you do if you saw me walking down the street with my arms around a bunch or pretty girls.
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Probably walk up and convince them that they would have a better time with me. Then leave with them, but if there were more than two I would invite you to come along.
What would you do if I did this to you?
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punch u and show the girls my muscles (hargh!), and they would follow me even glader.
what would u do if u woke up one day and suddenly found out... that u had got a tail withan eviscerator on?
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Still take your girls and show them a real man.
What would you do if you found out that your whole life were a lie?
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Probobly collect the best of the best of the human race, nuke you bastards, and escape to recolonize in my pimped out Typhoon ballistic sub.
What would you name the new world.
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The same name that I plan to use when I open up a strip club Nippleopolis.
What would you do if there were a Nippleopolis in your town?
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Go there, see they ask for money, and just go on their website.
If they had no website?
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Well, being that I would be the owner of this fine establishment. I would spend every waking moment there. Except for saturdays, that is reserved for gaming.
What would you do if you owned such an establishment?
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Close i t, hire all the ladies to stay at my place.
If you had no place.
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Go to your place, throw you out, and keep all the ladies.
What would you do if you were somehow tranported to the year 40,000?
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Join the Tau, stealth suits show off my curves.
If you had to see me in a stealth suit. (Oh god, what an oxymoron.)s
-
*imaganing* I can't help but think that you would look like peter from family guy when he was in the storm trooper suit.
What would you do if you were quagmire from family guy? Giggity
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Find a girl, make more, repeat.
If you had 2billion clones?
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Have them go out and do my bidding while making sure that I had a good alibi.
What would you do if you had a mini me?
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Write better rules.
If you could have any GW army, which one?
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space marines or failing that chaos!!!!
if you played my more than likely ridiculous number of khorn berserker's?
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Kill them with my ridiculous amount of Hammerheads and battle suits. Good luck getting into CC!
If you faced such an army.
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Use all the power weapons and low AP weapons my army is famous for.
what would you do if you faced an all assault blood angels army?
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Kill it with plasma.
If you had no plasma?
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Your right, I prefer my plama in my TV not on my troops.
What would you do if all your plasmas got hot every turn for a whole game?
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I use Tau, that has no meaning to me.
If you found a pile of dead babies under the tree at christmas.
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*clearing eyes trying to wake up* Wow, There really is a Santa Claus!! ;D
What would you do if you found your avy dead under your tree?
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Sell it for cash, but save thi pipe.
If you could only have one GW model.
-
Defiler
If you could only save one of your models from a burning house?
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My un-finished fig, I can work on it while I save up money for a new army.
New army, new house.
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New army, the house is paid for.
New army or new car?
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New army, can't get it trouble for using it while I'm drunk.:)
No Alchol for a year, no wargamming or modelling for a year.
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I've gone without wargaming/modelling for a year, I think it's easier.
No sex or wargaming for a decade?
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no sex i've went without before and i'll do it again but my gf would be very very very very unhappy with that rule so i would end up breaking the deal
what would you do if i broke the deal?
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The gods of chaos would smite you for breaking the deal so I wouldnt have to do anything.
What would you do if the God's of Chaos did your bidding?
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Have Tzeentch win me all the lotteries.
Slannesh for a good time and a massive army.
Khorne so that army can fight.
Nurgle for zombie plagues for fun.
If you were a chaos god in a zombie plauge.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTBL0799lQ0
What would you do if I made a 9/11 movie where the plane was overrun with snakes?
-
As long as they never made it to the targets, I would probably giggle a little inside. But I think that you would probably get killed by an angry mob. Me however don't take much offense to anything.
What would you do if I someone made the same movie but with zombies.
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Turn the twin towers into shotguns and solve the problem.
*Boom!*
If you were in a zombie apocolypse with no shotguns.
-
Get my hands on an MP5.
What would you do if the zombie apocalypse started at your LGS?
-
Call in the Inqusition.
If the Inqusition was after you.
-
*putting on glasses with fake nose and mustach* shhhh dont tell em i'm here
What would you do you were a dark eldar slave?
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Hit on the Wychs, get laid, make my rise to power.
Or get lots of pain.
If you were an ork with out dakka.
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Make due with extra choppa
What would you do if you were forced to sell your bodyparts
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Forced? I need mini money so bad *Runs to trading post to sell kidney.*
I just did that.
If you could sell other people's kidney's.
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I would have one of every army.
What would you do if you did have one of every army?
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Kidnap people and force them to play with me.
What would you do if I kidnapped you and forced you to play with me.
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Kick you in the nuts then steal your armies.
What would you do if GW made nex codecies for evry army at the beginning of the year?
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Depends on the quality of the codexes (they'll probaly suck)
What would you do if you got only speak in horrible puns
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Not be very punny.
If soemone in your family said this repeatidly.
-
There's no one in my family of Soemone decent, pretty Hienz 57 'round these parts!
What would you do if you weren't grammer-nazied once in a while?
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Relax until you grammer-nazied me and fapped on me.
If you were Jawmonkey's parents.
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Be disappointed :(
If i earned more than you?
-
I am unemployed it's practically a given.
What would you do if the girl from your dreams asked you out.
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Humpty Dumptey sat on a wall.
A chick sat there to.
Thats how humpty got his name.
If a random member of you own sex asked you out.
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decline and turn him over to my friend slaanesh...
if i did so to you?
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Teach slaany whose in charge here.
If you were slaany in that position.
-
masterbate myself into a coma
what would you do if i started this again
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Tell you to get a f***ing life, then realize the irony.
If every game you played, you lost.
-
Go on a killing streak
What would you do if you were pwned by your younger brother/nephew what ever in the first game he played.
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Beginner's luck, veterans suck. ;D
If you ran out of glue and couldn't get more?
-
go on a killing spree, and then master bate myself into a coma!
if you witnessed this?
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Stop your killing spree.
What would you do if you were in fact a girl.
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1.Talk to Starky.
2. Draw your own conclusions.
3. Be declared the Anti-christ.
4. Sleep.
If you were an insomniatic cat?
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1. Talk to Starky
2. ...?
3. Profit!
What would you do if the Akira re-make didn't suck?
TETSUOOO!!!
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WTF Its getting remade?! no, no, no... This is another example where I feel that some movies are perfect as is and should not be remade.
What would you do if the entertainment industry could come up with new ideas instead of ruining perfectly old movies?
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probly be dead because that will only actually happen in 40k
what would you do if i killed a chicken
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Steal the corpse and make chicken with apricot.
Mmmmm chicken apricot.
What would you do if I stole your chicken carcass?
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Meh, I prefer the other white meat. Kittens!
What would you do if kittens were available at your local grocery store?
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Rape them, or get raped by them.
If you had a kitten's butt for a head.
-
So are you implying that you want to rape BL's face? You didn't even ask a question...
What would you do if you could reign in your out-of-control libido?
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Why would I want that.
What would you do if you finally got a chance with your dreamgirl, but you couldn't get it up.
-
Why would I want to keep my tongue up against the roof of my mouth?
What would you do if you suddenly realised I wasn't talking about kissing?
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gag uncontrollably.
if YOU realized it?
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I said it, damn! I gotta go find Mrs. Monkey...
What would you do if I told you that it's theorized that humans have big butts because they're always in heat?
-
FOR SCIENCE!!!!
Heh...tities....... ::)
If Tities were replaced with corn.
There are so many puns waiting to be unleashed.
-
shuck them anyway.
if i shucked your wife/husband?
-
Punch it in the face.
What would you do if there were a ban on gaming?
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Aahh.... contingency protocal 77. My favorite.
Unleash nukes allover the world, conviently missing all major centers of gaming.
Have my armies conquer and claim these centers.
Bring the loot and my army into a fleet of submarines.
Find a Hooters.
Peace.
If you had a sub in this case?
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Five. Five dollar. Five dollar footlong. Mmmm.... BLT. ;D
Oh, you meant submarine, hunt your subs down and take said hooters. On an odd not I actually have a Hooters on the same road as my LGS, my HS school GF actually works at one. ;D
What would you do if hooters had a gaming night.
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Use their chests for 1+ inv saves.
"Shoot them, Dammit!"
"But...Sir....their so prettyy."
"Those are mutations of Slaanesh! STOP HUMPING THEM!" ;D
If you rolled a penetrating hit there. ::)
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Been there, done that. Those are some money grubbn sluts.
What would you do if they closed your local Hooters and opend a Peckers for women.
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Well, for one, I would know where you spend all your time.
If you were trapped there.
-
I probably would be, once the ladys get a peek at my package.
The below poster imagined this image and then realized they were trying to imagine my junk.
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Thank you bleach.
The below poster humps his washing machines.
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damn it, now your spying on ME!!!
the below poster will find and disable the system.
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Hump it to death.
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spy on you for not posting a question.
the below poster will not make the same mistake.
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No I won't.
..........
..........
Crap.
If you couldn't think of a question for Jepordy.?
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Oh, you're in jeparody alright.
I'm going to get you...
What would you do if a masked monkey was getting fired up to rip the skin from your flesh?
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Punch it in the face, then kick it in the balls, then commence to stomp it while its down.
What would you do if a monkey broke into your house and you found it sleeping in your bed?
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Say:
Fie, Fi, Fo, Fape.
I smell the poo
Of a Dam Dirty Ape!
Be he alive, or be he dead.
I could still no longer
Sleep in THAT bed! >:(
What would you do if that poem came up in your English Test?
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Probably fall out of my chair.
What would you save if your house was on fire?
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The house.
I fyour cat or other small adorable animal was on fire.
-
put it out and have sex with it!
what would you do if i won second place at gauntlet?
-
Probably win first place.
What would you do if all the worlds porn vanished?
-
make more.
if you saw the resulting flood of perversion?(get it :D??)
-
Stop watching porn, it's really not that hard to just get laid.
What would you do if you lost you favorite hand. (You know what I mean, the other is just awkward)
-
stop studying math and get a girlfriend.
what would you do if math was sexy?
-
Take the class over and over agian.
If you were a teacher in this class.
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Skip class to get high. Math is not sexy, if the math teacher was, I wouldn't learn any math anyway. Math sucks, but its a necessary evil, like learning to breath (e.g. a good skill to have).
What would you do if I spoke the truth?
-
Blow a gasket. And four tires. :P
What would you do if I said I wanna go to art school?
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laught at you and then cry becasue i failed GCSE art due to to busy getting some!
what would you do if you ahd the option of have the greatest one night stand ever......... i mean 6' heels leather mask a courcet...and what the hell she even dresses up aswell but then never get any ever again
or
a normal life being married to a reasonably attractive woman and loyal forever
-
get nervous and decide to paint warhammer
(though I would go for the lifemate)
how would you hit on the hot girl?
-
If you don't know I'm not gonna tell you.
But I had a friend in high school that had a pick up line that he swore by" nice shoes wanna beslubber". It actually worked a few times.
What would you do if you were me? (a womanizing sleezebag)
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Be empty and unforfilled. :)
What would you do if I took ur daughter out on a date in the Land Rover?
-
I would be deeply concerned at the existence of said daughter. And then even moreso when I noticed that you're a year older than me.
What would you do if my daughter who I had by going back in time to the late 80s and impregnating someone disliked Land Rovers?
-
Just LOL "Wow, you're older than your dad"
What would you do if one morning, instead of your car in the garage, you find a fully-operatable, 1:1 scale authentic SM Rhino?
-
Dress up as a SW and go on a B-Double E- Double R-U-N Beer Run!
If you were in the beer store I went to.
-
probably mug you and spend the money to get some more.(if you catch my drift)
if you were part of the following orgy?
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What? My orgy? Sorry, you're not invited; we have standards.
What would you do if you ever closed a car door on yourself while climbing in? (if you get my subtle drift...)
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Cry like a little girl! :o Then milk it for all it's worth with every female I know. ;D
What would you do if they had to amputate.(if you get my subtle drift...)
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get a bionic replacement.
if this was YOU?
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Nurse+My mind+Bed+akward patient robes= Guess.
"If the Rhino's a rockin', dont come a knockin'!"
If your rhino was rocking.
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I'd run over your car.
What would you do once you discovered I rigged your locks and removed the spark plug wires.
-
activate the surface to monkey missiles i bought from tangi.
if you saw a missile headed towards your head.
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think 'why the beslubber did I sell dregogg them missiles? Oh wait, beer money. :P'. Then die in a big explosion of pine freshness (well they WERE made to wipe out jawmonkeys :)).
What would you do if I converted to natural gas?
-
BBQ!
What would you do if you could relate information with even less characters?
-
F!!!!
If this was the extent of someone's vocabulary?
-
Send them to oxford to get english lessons
if you woke up on the moon
-
Wonder how much I had drank the night before.
What would you do if you woke up naked in public?
-
You do know the girls bathromm count's as public?
Ah yea.........
If you woke up naked tied to a stall at Peckers?
-
ninja my way out of the ropes and get some damn clothes
if you woke up tied to a pole by a snake
-
Use the snake to get on a plane...........
Oh......
My.......
GAWD!!!!!.......
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If you were on this plane?
-
sabotage the engines and then bail out with the only parachute.
if you were at the door when i jumped out?
-
Grab you back in and take the parachute.
If there were no parachute.
-
laugh as you jump out of the plane with my over night bag and then use the real parachute to get the hell out of dodge be fore that nuke goes off.
if you were trapped on the plane?
-
I'm sorry I don't read previous posts in a thread...
LRC, PW, w/flamer, get into cc.
What would you do if you could be as rebelious as the Monkey?
-
Use soap and get a life.
If you had a Mad Cat and a retarded teaching staff?
-
eye gradumated fewl! and I have already built a mad cat from paper.
What would you do if you found more MW3 papermodels?
many have disappeared due to pirating, sad... :'(
-
Burn them to make you even sadder.
What would you do if you saw this happening.
-
Care less, One of the fun aspects of papermodeling is how it is similar to building a sand castle; it won't last forever. Besides it would give me an excuse to douse you in gas and light you on fire.
What would you do if I made no demands and threw the book of matches at you?
-
I`ve always wondered how babies would look if they were fireworks. I guess I can find out now.
If GW owned battlemech universe.
-
Not profitable enough to waste their time with.
What would you do if you could find another person that still plays?
-
already have(at least classic)
if YOU knew where these people were?
-
I have enough problems trying to find 40k players, no thanks!
What would you do if your LGS had a bad habit of chasing off too many wargamers?
-
see my last entry in the kill the above poster thread.
if you saw this happening?
-
The only thing worse than reading a prior post is having to track through others, too tedious; my official answer shall be 42.
What would you do if you possessed the answer to ultimate knowledge?
-
auction it to the highest bidder!
What would you do if the price started at 10 g's.
-
Bring it up a notch by bidding 3 H's.
What would you do if you couldn't get any Z's?
-
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What would you do if you superglued your hand to your genitalia? This excludes BL, for obvious reasons.
-
Well at least I wouldn't have to worry about closing that thing in the car door for a couple of days.
What would you do if you superglued some 40k bits to your face... again?
-
yell "damnit not again!!" through the crust of scouts and assault marines.
if you had as many scouts as i do?
-
Get a life. Go scouting.
If you were superglued to the top of a train goin 65mph?
-
get sheered off as it enters the first tunnel.
if you were sudenly possesed by a daemon of some lesser chaos god(i.e: the god of anfedamine parrot, i.e jawa monkey.)
-
let it through and bring death to this world.
what would you do if the emperor turned to chaos?
-vez-
-
yell "about time!" and set about worshiping slaanesh with every virgin in the immediate area.
if you hadn't played the kill the above poster game?
-
Have an integral piece of my life that would be incomplete.
What would you do if I repeatedly stabbed you with an ice pick until your head fell off, then shoved it up your rear?
-
masterbate myself into a comma!!!
if i brought that gag back from the depths of insanity(aka the space tavern)
-
You gag regularly when you masterbate... TMPI friend.
What would you do if lost the part of the human brain that causes shock or surprise?
-
Avoid surprise parties
What would you do if you missed a surprise party thrown for you?
-
Enjoy the surprise I gave them.
What would you do if you couldn't be surprised?
-
look at your face and die of a heart attack.
if you looked at starrky?
-
Look up Oedipus. Same thing he did when his life F*cked up.
Be a cat or a dog.
-
A cat. They are soo much smarter and much more adorable!
Be Peek-a-Leonidas or the Baby?
EDIT: Sorry! Let me refraze that. What would you do if you meet Peek-a-Leonidas in Wendy's?
-
Not following rules and your avy irritates me...
[Monkey throws doo into your face]
What would you do if a 300 lbs ape was barrelling towards you?
-
I would probably unleash my avvy on it! PEEK-A-BOO!
What would you do if you found out the gateway to Narnia was in your closet?
-
Hook up with the ice queen and see if I couldn't warm her up.
What would you do if you ended up in that Eastern Empire of Narnia?
-
Talkin' Bears, Beatch!!!!
Of you had no pants in a 2nd grade girls party.
-
Enjoy wearing my "fairy princess" dress like everyone else, silly goose!
thought you had me, eh?... sucker...
What would you do if you saw a hairy ape frolocking in a spring time flower garden, flinging dried poo like fairy dust?
-
Take plenty of pictures of you and then use them to extort money from you.
What would you do if you were the target of said extortion plot?
-
Roar across the frosted heavens, Hyrouinmaru!
TRANSLATION: kill whoever was responsible with my awesomely epic sword.
What would you do if won 1,000 broken computers at a raffle.
-
I would take them apart and sell all the useful pieces on E-Bay.
What would you do if you could blow crap up with your mind?
-
Why do you think I have so much superglue?
If you had an annoying sister who won't shut it about the new twilight movie.
-
I'd be forced to inflict some Draculian violence on her.
What would you do if I had a sister. Emphasis on "had."
-
I don't really care.
What would you do if you had alot of godly powers with which to blast your foes to tiny bits and edward cullen walked up to you?
-
use said powers to dissect him alive, then hurl his sparkly ass into a vat of lye.
if there was a hoard of twilight fan girls charging at you?
-
Err... get ready to pick fishnet stockings out of my teeth?
What would you do if the very thought of vampires gives you homicidal thoughts?
-
I don't need vampires to fuel my homicidal thoughts.
What would you do if you also had homicidal thoughts.
-
Hunt down the unjust.
what would you do if this thread was locked?
-
Make another "What Would You Do? Game".
What would you do if the site was shut down forever? :'(
-
Kill whoever was responsible.
What would you do if you were attacked by a killer asian carp.
-
Ice it, dice it and fry it.
What would you do if you noticed that all the neighbourhood cats and dogs started disapearing, from the time that I first arrived in town with the newly converted LR 'Burger Bar'?
-
arrest you.
What would you do if you discovered i work for the FBI?
-
Doubt, as your avy is too lame for a government official to use.
What would you do if I told you I was a normal looking person?
-
I wouldn't believe you. Your face on your avvy looks strangely disfigured......jk ;D
What would you say if I looked like a figure from an anime show?
-
You have a triangle face with giant balloon eyes, and you called me creepy...
What would you do if strange triangles or tear drops appeared over your head when you became surprised?
-
Use them in fourth wall breaking escapades.
What would you do if I blew up the fourth wall?
-
Shrug
What would you do if you saw someone setting fire to your mailbox?
-
I would find out were he lives and crap in a bag, light it on fire, and then ring the door bell.
What would you do if you found out your parents were the ringleaders of the local mafia?
-
Why who do you've been talking to?
What would you do if you were a snitch?
-
sell all of you out and make a bundle.
what would you do if i did the above?
-
The will of justice will be upheld.
What would you do if you won 3,000 dollars at monopoly.
-
Buy both the purple streets, train stations and utilities, max out the hotels, and live the good life! ;)
What would you do if you won a beauty contest, and had to collect £10?
-
send my kick ass, hot, and totally unbelievably sexy girlfriends to pick the prize up for me
what would you do if i started singing japanese hard rock at you?
-
Suggest UnsraW.
What would you do if I started listing other bands you should listen to?
-
log in to youtube
What would you do if youtube shut down?
-
Thank god that it wasn't spankwire or pornhub.
What would you do if I didn't post a question?
-
tell you to post a question
What if the government banned online porn?
-
not a fan of government control, but it probably would be better for society...
what would you do if i changed the topic?
-
Glare menacingly.
If you had to eat American cheese in Switzerland.
-
sue whoever was responsible.
what would you do if this person was you.
-
calmly point out the fine print.
what would you do if i did so accept for in a case over your missing item(you know what i'm talking about bl)
-
[throws beligerant doo into your face]
What would you do if say things for no one know for what I say, should you?
-
Punch you in the face then kick you in the balls while your down. There's nothing better than kicking someone who's down.
What would you do if Jawmonkey hurled the world record for poo at you?
-
kill him
What would you do you were asked to play the role of a dead ork in a wrahammer movie?
-
Practice saying "WAAAaaagh... uhh".
What would you do if you could be the Ork in a 40k romantic comedy?
-
kill every body in sight.
what would you do if you had a power fist?
-
Never do the naughty........
What would you do if you had to? (The naughty with a powerfist)
-
find someone to do it to other than any loved ones as not to hurt them forever.
What would you do if you were told you were going to die in a year?
-
turn into a khorne berserker and cut the guy to shreds then cut every one else around me to pieces and shout realy?
what would you do if you won 3 australian dollars?
-vez-
-
Go buy a pack of gum.
What would you do if you won a billion internet dollars?
-
unite the trolls... who would then be well funded... no twilight fan would log off alive...
what would you do if you were the only twilight/non twilight fan?
-
well id be a non fan and i would just do what i normaly do, sit on this site and wait for some one to reply to me.
what would you do if you were vs'ing vezok(as in the model) and you had one gretchin
-
Run around flailing my arms yelling "Aaaaaaaaaaah!"
What would you do if you heard the voice of a Greater Daemon of Slaanesh in your head?
-
kill said daemon
What would you do if you were sued by GW
-
sigh and set off the nuke i have hidden under their hq.
if i blew up all the gw production plants?
-
say NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOO!
what would you do if you got that right in your ear?
-
tell you to shut the beslubber up
what would you do if i told you this
-
Told me what? I hate unfinished sentences...
[crams a handful of doo into your mouth]
What would you do if you had a funny taste in your mouth?
-
Blame you for the horrible after taste, then promptly put a round of Bolter in your face.
What would you do if you came in possession of a Bolter?
-
Sell it to the highest bidder and finance the creation of a power klaw.
What would you do if I offered you one of my armies (maybe two) for a functional power klaw?
-
give you the power claw........
what would you do if i turned into angron, on this earth, now?
-vez-
-
kill you
What would you do if i started singing green day songs?
-
Cheer or Jeer, depending on how good you are.
what would you do if I were to plot genocide against your family?
-
Kill you
What would you do if a portal to a parallel universe opened up right in your closet?
-
Conquer alternative earth with the help from my doppleganger, then kill him before he can betray me.
What would you do if I unleashed my robot army?
-
combat it with my enormous zombie army.
what would you do if you were in the no mans land between the two armies just before they charged?
-
call in Chuck Norris, Mr. T, The entire rest of the A-team, Ronald Mcdonald, GI joe and his crew, batman, robin, and last but not least, solid snake. That should do it!
what would you do if you were told that you were going to be "purged" by an incredibly hot battle sister?
-
Why unleash the full might of my sex appeal of course.
What would you do if you were serenated by a deamonette?
-
Enjoy the painful erection.
What would you do if you got a Tszenchy serenade?
-
I have no clue what that is. Lucky me, knowing you. I`ll just shoot myself then.
If you had a bunch of new DOW mods, and undone homework.
-
fry you through your usb port.
if i did this to you?
-
Introduce you to my own invention; the poop faxTM.
What would you do if your phone was suddenly smelly?
-
purge the unclean..
what would you do if a gretchin came up to you and said hello
-vez-
-
Eat'em or bash iz' head in, cuz dat's wut a good boss dose to keep iz' mob killy!
What would you do if I told you that I'm liking my Orks way more than my Deathwing right now?
-
Time to DIE orky!!
what would you do if i shot you in the head with a supernova plasma pistol?
-vez-
-
laugh as you overheat in front of me, then wizz on your smoldering pile.
What would you do if I told you that Orks might very well be the ultimate 40k army?
-
kick your ass with my awesome under your points chaos space marine army.
what would you do if i told you that space marines are the best army?
-vez-
-
agree, i mean, when you're the creator's favorite (and we all know that they are)
what would you do if gw made a new army, based on smurfs (the little blue men smurfs) that took the SM's position as gw's favorite?
-
their called the ultra marines.
if gw replaced the tau with gundam?
-
what do you mean "replaced?"
uuuhhh... i guess.... nothing?
what would you do if your models came to life and fought on the board?
-
feel useless and unneeded :(
what would you do if your models came to life....and criticized their paint jobs?
-
explain to them my schedule, then drop kick a baby into their faces...
what would you do if you witnessed such a horrible endeavor...
-
Make sure that the models are okay as kids just shrug that stuff off (never had to super glue one of the kids yet, due to injury at least).
What would you do if you made a quick trip to the bathroom only to discover that someone had poured quite a large amount of super glue on the toilet seat?
-
stay about 3 inches off the seat... i used to be a catcher...
what would you do if you really needed you go, and you rushed in to see me hovering a few inches above the seat?
-
slowly back out of the room and close the door.....and pee in the kitchen sink
what would you do if you witnessed that?
-
never eat/drink off/out of anything that was ever washed in that sink...
what would you do if, while witnessing that, you realized that this happened on a regular b?
-
watch the bee get peed on while it flies into a bug zapper.
if i kept making stupid posts like this?
-
Assume safely that all is well and normal in your nerdverse.
What would you do if you had all the time in the world to complete your nerd junk?
-
probably actually complete my nerd junk...
what would you do if you "finished" everything that was nerdy, and had no choice left but to stop being a nerd?
-
There's always nerdy things to be done.
What would you do if the only edible thing in the world was your most beloved budgie (after not eating for 30 days) and you already have eaten your family? Everyone else is dead, and will make you a dead zombie.
-
mmmmmm.... tastes like chicken...
if you had nothing to eat but a dozen tigers which were thinking the same thing about you as you are of them?
-
HOpe i have a gun . . . and they're in a different room. Gotta save them for rations!
what would you do if the grammer natzees came?
-
Call the Hebrew Hammer!!!
What would you do if you were the grammer Nazi's in this situation?
-
Say that hammer has no right to be spelled with a capital
What would you do if you had only 14 hours to save the earth!
-
say screw it and have an orgy before killing myself 13 hours later.
if i told you the world was going to end in about ten minutes and then shot myself in the head with a bolt pistol?
-
take your bolt pistol, i've always wanted one...
what would you do if i then proceeded to try to somehow destroy the world with aforementioned bolt pistol?
-
Punch you in the face, take aforementioned bolt pistol, and put you down like the dog you are for the good of humanity. Then take over the world.
What would you do if I ruled the world and you had to listen to my insane rants constantly on my channel which would be the only form of communication available to you lesser humans?
-
Form a resistance using ASL, take you down, and set myself up as the rightful ruler.
What would you do if you learned that someone, somewhere, was forming a resistance?
-
Depends on what they are resisting.
What would you do if you knew what the resistance was against?
-
Well, I knew what it was against,
I would be leading erm. Nevermind.
What would you do if the resistance was trying to bring you down from power?
-
They are, but they will never succede. I will crush the resistance.
What would you do if I crushed your resistance, the resistance to bring down internet porn.
-
I would start anew. You cannot kill a Daemon Prince, silly.
What would you do if I waged war against you for all time?
-
Kill you for all time.
What would you do if Marneus Clagar offerred you a high five?
-
give him a thumbs up...
don't want to just leave him hanging, lest he be enraged, yet a high five with him may end in my death...
what would you do if you were Marneus Clagar, and you offered me a high five, and i responded as i did...
-
Slap you in the face Be-atch!
What would you do if you had the power over life and death . . . of a cat?
-
punch you into oblivion. then feed the cat to jawa monkey
what would you do if i suddenly returned from the land of the living?
-
You mean we are all in the land of the dead?
What would you do if you just had that realization?
-
Be forced to change my profile to something a bit more necrophilic. (At least, I hope that's the adjective form. It sounds far better than something like necrophiliac-ish.)
What would you do if you were approached by a killer japanese school girl wielding what can only be described as a choppa.
-
Well, Anime = Giant Humanoid Mecha, so I think it is pretty clear.
What would you do if I also decided to beat the rush?
-
Sigh and hang my head that I'm at best second. Sometime, at least a year ago, someone with no avatar decided to hat his lack of an avatar and left it there.
What would you do if the Deathstrike was proven to be the most effective Heavy Support choice in the Guard book, as long as you use 3 of them. Kind of a "Greater than the sum of its parts," deal.
-
agree, the you get a lot of tanks but they all have craptastic stats.
what would you do if i used a thousand crapafores?
-
Stare at the funny retard.
If you saw me in a girl's lunch.
-
Pity the girl.
If if was beating you in 40k.
-
Play harder, swing the game from a slight loss to a crushing defeat for you.
What would you do if you discovered you had a third testicle.
-
I do, it's a great conversation starter. Plus is gives females another reason to ask me to pull my pant's down. 8)
What would you do if the format of 40k online changed over night?
-
Well, it did, so.... post, I guess.
What would you do if you never changed it back?
-
If never means a few days, but I doubt it'll take long to get the old format back.
What would you do If it actually never came back?
-
Start leaving obnoxious comments in white text instead of black.
Try it, its a fun way to screw with the noobs!
What would you do if you could tear yourself away from the tavern long enough to get some 40k done?
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I can and will do that, after I make these posts, and go work on my list a bit, after that I should probably check dakkadakka for any updates, oh and someone might have updated on there.
What would you do if a bottle of primer asploded, coating your best models.
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depends on if i was right there when it happened...
if i was:
punch a baby and drop them in paint thinner, cross my fingers and pray...
if i wasn't:
drop kick a baby into a nazi's face then try to chisel off the dried primer and repaint... slowly...
what would you do if someone drop kicked a baby into your face?
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Duck.
WHat would you do if you could not get rid of the asploded primer?
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How is this bad? Primer exploded, painting everything and saving me time!
What would you do if you accidentally sprayed your model competition orange instead of primer?
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make them a massive penal legion themed army FTW...
what would you do if an accident spawned penal legion themed army that really wasn't that good beat your ultimate uber painted army by all getting rending?
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Logically impossible, my ultimate uber semi painted army all ride in AV 12 tanks. So I would call you a cheater
What would you do if
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i'd probably wouldn't finish the statement...
what would you do if i had finished the statement?
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That really depends on whether it was raining.
What would you do if i returned to the tavern!
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say yay!!!!! "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY YYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
what would you do if i left the tavern?
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Shrug
What would you do if posts in the tavern counted in your post count?
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be a hero member by now.
if i randomly spammed your pms?
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Ignore you.
What would you do if i got to write ALL THE NEW CODEXES!
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spam your pm with suggestions/threats
what would you do if i did this anyways?
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Ignore you
What would you do if the eldar got a brand new, super powerful codex?
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i usually don't play eldar players, and i've always been interested in them...
so, read between the lines, lol
what would you do if the space marines suddenly stopped being gw's favorite army?
(i use them, i'm allowed to say it...)
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Make a memorial banner that says
"Though they were stupid, and ugly, and brutish. Though they were foolish, witless, and unwise. Though they were slow, cumbersome, poorly armed. The Space marines were one of the finest GW armies ever made, but i fear now they have been blown to bits by the eldar. RIP, Astrates."
What would you do if every one on the site had this in their signature.
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probably conform...
it would actually be pretty cool...
what would you do if this V caught on?
"Though they were stupid, and ugly, and brutish. Though they were foolish, witless, and unwise. Though they were slow, cumbersome, poorly armed. The Space marines were one of the finest GW armies ever made, but i fear now they have been blown to bits by the eldar. RIP, Astrates."
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destroy it with an E-nuke.
what would you do if i kept doing posts like this?
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you and your e-weapons... probably respond like this, then this, then back to yours, then back to normal
what would you do if possession of dregogg's E-weapons were considered acts of terrorism?
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laugh in your face as you get fried by my E-cannon.
what would you do if your computers usb ports started smoking?
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prank call random people.
What would you do if i prank called you?
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Shout '!*#@!!!!' down the phone at you
What would you do I played devil's advocate?
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Shout %%^T%^$%$%#%$^R&&*^&%^$%$ at you
What would you do if you found me and tangi shouting at each other.
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(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rumproast.com%2Fimages%2Fuploads%2Fduct-tape.jpg&hash=1c7d3648c7ea870e3b130acbc53a04af1f6d63ba)
what would you do if i did that?
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tape your mouth shut and fire the lot of you into jawa monkeys rump.
if i did that?
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Write a codex
What would you do if i wrote codex squats
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ninja it into codex: black dragons.
if gw released a codex: black dragons?
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Ask you exactly who the hell the black dragons are.
What would you do if i asked you this?
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direct your attention to my armies field.
what would you do if i could pressure gw into releasing any codex i wanted?
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bribe you...
what would yo do if i offered you a bribe to get GW to release stuff?
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Take money and run, sucker!
What would you do if I only gave you misleading information?
Pssst, hey c'mere. spread the word... new codex, new models too.
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take it to the next level by saying that the new army is all the missing primarchs, the emperor, all the star gods,khane, nurgle,tzeench, khorn, slaanesh, and last but not least chuck norris.
if they actually released such a codex?
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get chuck norris, that's all i'd need...
if they accurately made that one unit capable of winning a 2k point match?
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buy three just in case.
if i fielded such a force against you?
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Make an army from the very next codex as it will beat yours.
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i would actually finish the post...
what would you do if i finished jawmonkey's post?
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Call you jawmonkey's man slave.
What would you do if Jawmonkey suddenly stopped posting?
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hunt him down and kill him.
what would you d if i destroyed all of the new tyranids before they came out.
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praise the emperor because I dont want to face a trygon in regular 40k, or at all
what would you do if I ate your x-mas dinner?
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I'd destroy you with my pink fury. Nobody messes with the Brumalia Turducken.
What would you do if you got Turducken for Giftmas dinner?
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Microwave it, helps to kill the germs.
What would you do if you got day-old fast food for Christmas dinner (not pizza)?
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use it to kill an unsuspecting cat and eat it.
what would you do if you recieved an xmas care package from me?
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Call the bomb squad.
What would you do if on christmas morning you got a present saying to you from BL?
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rip it open, and if it isn't 40k i'd slap you :o
what would you do if you found out you won 10,000 dollars to spend on 40k, but then the government took 9,999 of it?
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Kick you in the balls, then punch you in the face while you are down. The use the remaining dollar to buy the $1 double cheeseburger from BK.
What would you do if I actually sent you a christmas present?
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give you a limited edition E-cannon in return.
what would you do if you got an email with the title "merry giftmass"
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Delete it like a bill.
What would you do if I sent you a poopfax?
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laminate it onto a professor's office window...
what would you do if you were to walk past said window?
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make you clean it up.
if your computer exploded again?
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Make you clean it up, then kill you and take your's.
What would you do if you were Tiger Woood's mistress.
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be offended by that post... lol
what would you do if tiger wood's mistress played 40k and actually responded to that?
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Pray that she could keep track of her army better than her husband.
What would you do if you had groupies?
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Is it still what would you do if I actually have groupies? Because I just constantly insult them and treat them like the whores they are. I love groupies. ;D
What would you do if Tiger's wife said she would forgive him if only she could cheat on him with you while he watched?
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Say ''karma is restored!'' Now, come on into the back of the LR, Mr and Mrs Woods..... ;)
What would you do if you were Tiger?
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Stick a golf club up your ass while you were ball deep in my wife.
What would you do in this situation?
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drive the rover over a cliff.
if you saw this happen?
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Call the heretics and see if anyone wants to join ;)
What would you do if i did the above?
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I have my own following, I don't need your's.
What would you do if I offered you membership to my secret society?
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accept just to see what it is.
what would you do if i spilled paint on your entire 40k collection that you just finished after 20 years of work/painting?
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*Silence*
*Draws power weapon*
*Flicks switch*
*You die*
What would you do if you found ten thousand pots of chaos black stacked up in your drive way?
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drive straight into it and get a free black paint job ;D
what would you do if you won 1st place in the Ard Boys?
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drown in loot and honor.
what would you do if you witnessed me drowning in my own loot.
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take first place because you died ;D
what would you do if i did above?
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walk up behind you, tell you i'm not really dead, then slay you with my sword of pwnage and reclaim my title as first place.
What would you do if your car was replaced with a trash can.
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beat you to death with it of course.
it you found a package on your doorstep labeled "from: dregogg"?
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call the bomb squad ;)
what would you do if you found a present from me in the middle of a log?
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plug the one end with gun powder and point the other at the giftmass carrolers at the door.
what would you do if i started a mek tau army?
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i'd recommend a manta so you'd be out of money
what would you do if i waited until you had completed building and painting your manta, and then lit it on fire?
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You would die.
What would you do if you witnessed Brute's death?
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shoot both of you with plasma rifles for breaking my manta.
if i rebuilt it?
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blow it up and kill you
What would you do if you witnessed the manta exploding
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send a lightning bolt from the afterlife to kill you
what would you do if dogs came and started eating your toasted body?
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give them dog treats, make friends with them, and then send them after you.
what would you do if you rebuilt and painted the manta AGAIN, then i stole it?
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I'd sigh, then track you down and kill you and get my manta back.
What would you do if the topic changed from a tau manta to an imperial baneblade?
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Shout Yay! because i Play Guard
What would you do if i kicked your ass in a 1000pt Game?
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I would strip myself of all clothing, paint myself up in hot tar and roll around in some feathers before running naked(cept the tar n feathers) through the streets of Marquette proclaiming myself 'n00bdizzled'.
What would you do if I fielded 3 wraithlords and an avatar in a 650pt game?
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i would give you a suspicious look.
what would you do if i heated your side of the board so your models melted?
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give you Anthrax.
What whould you do if someone started a Communist pary in the united states?
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Absolutely nothing, considering that there already is one...
What would you do if someone outside the main 2 parties won the Presidential election?
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depends on the party, but i'd definitely memorize the canadian national anthem.
ooohhh caaaanaaadaaaa.... our hooome and naatiiive laaaand
what would you do if canada took over america?
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Cheer, because i've always wanted to go to Canada. And i love their bacon ;)
What would you do if i was the president of Canada?
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Asassinate you then install myself as dictator with help of my robot army and start my world conquest.
What would you do if I took over your country and started a war with the world?
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activate the emp bombs located under your army of course.
what would you do if i said that i was just on the road for 12 hours straight?
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Buy you a drink
What would you do if I gave you alcohol so you'ld tell me the codes to those EMP bombs
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Probably get really drunk, then turn into an angry drunk and kill you for trying to get the codes.
What would you do if Mexico took over the US and Canada?*fingers crossed*
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Think 'Who'd had guessed!' ???
What would you do if I did you a big favour? (hintity hint hint, BL)
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I would knock you on your ass and dance on your ribs!!! :o (kidding)
What would you do if I modded my Falcon gravity tank with a Magnaflow Catback System..?
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ask you what the hell a Magnaflow Catback System is
What would you do if i sent everyone in the world (Including you) a letter asking you this?
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be equally puzzled.
What would you do if you were nominatred for a 40k online award?
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vote for you.
what would you do if I won said award?
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Win one myself.
What would you do if i had modly powers?
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tell you to lock all threads saying possesed CSM are useless.
what would you do if i had mod powers and i locked this thread?
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get over it I guess?
what would you do if Games Workshop took over all of the tabletop gaming companies?
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not care as i just play 40k at the moment.
what would you do if i took over said monopoly of war gaming?
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tell you to PLEASE reduce the prices.
what would you do if you found out I'm the owner of the entire Games Workshop business?
???
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Hold you at gunpoint and force you to reduce the prices.
What would you do if me and my communist comrades took over the world?
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So, your part of the Obama administration?
What would you do if I ran 40k online?
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So, your part of the Obama administration?
Hehe good one
I wouldnt really care
What would you do if i was the Best 40k player in the universe and i challenged you to a game?
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be your teammate.
What would you do in my situation?
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Run and hide in cuba!
What would you do if someone gave you a real full size working chimera?
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drive it to job interviews
what would you do if you saw me parking this in a nearby parking lot?
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Ask what codex you bought it from, and laugh that you payed too much for it from the demonhunters one.
What would you do if your chimera also got 100 MPG
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mass produce it and make a fortune.
What would you do if i then started mass producing land raiders with similar gas efficiency?
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Call shenanigans on you
What would you do if I was so desperate to win a forum award, I turned up looking like this....with a flag....and stickers
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Possibly vote for you, although i was going to anyways.
What would you if imperial and crimson fists got they're own codexes?
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I can make that happen for your vote as Chaos Poster.
What would you do if made you a similar offer for your vote.
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You already got my vote, just as I got yours! ;)
What would you do if I ran paid broadcasts urging you to vote for me.
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Probably make another deal with you to get in on the paid brodcast.
What would you do if we actually did a paid broadcast?
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laugh that you guys spent money just to get a forum award.
what would you do if you did make a paid broadcast, but i won the award anyways?
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What award are you lokking to win, I know I have your vote for Chaos Poster.
What would you do if you were up against me for an award?
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Win
What would you do if i won Legionaire's award?
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use my awesome cat powers to destroy you so that legionaire wins.
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What would you do if dark corsair didn't complete his post?
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Nothing I fear the cuteness of his kitten avatar
What would you do if you were allergic to yourself?
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oops i did forget to complete it........ :-[
find a new body. ;)
what would you do if i had pysker powers?
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You do, and will use them to help me win chaos poster!
What would you do if I made a deal with you for nominations?
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agree, depending on how many souls you offer me.
what would you do if i used my psyker powers against you to help legionnaire win?
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Take out my runes of warding.
What would you do if i i had never made this post?
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Not point out that you put in two I's, which is improper grammar, and you also didn't capitalize them. ::) ;)
what would you do if I used my kitty cat powers to destroy your avatar?
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my avy is too much pwnage, even for the kitty.
The next poster agrees.
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yeah, kitty only good fer pooping
the next poster got scratched by a cat once
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Almost every day... I also used to work in animal grooming (ever shaved a one eyed cat?)
The below poster has held a similar job...
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What about luvin' on fat chicks?
What would you do if a 400 lbs monster showed you a bag of cash and asked for action?
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distract him with me avatar, then grab the cash and run.
what would you do if i cursed you to never succeed at anything you do ever again?
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Curse you to a life of banging Fat Chicks. :)
What would you do if GW created a new army called Sisters of Fattle? Fat Chicks!
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Curse you to a life of banging Fat Chicks. :)
no, you wouldn't, because you wouldn't succeed at it. ;D
what would you do if GW brought back the squats?
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pee my pants in excitement! :)
what would you do if GW brought back the squats?
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Probably have to buy some.
What would you do if GW published a codex for chaos guard?
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Pee and poop my pants in excitement! ;D
What would you do if you had to do my laundry, on the day GW brought back squats AND released a chaos guard codex?
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Drop it all off at the laundromat and tell them to clean it well.
what would you do if i sent you the bill for this?
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Track you down and kill you with it.
What would you do if I then passed the bill to you?
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rise from the dead and kill you
What would you do if the bill was then sent to you with a note that said "Give this to someone else"
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Pay it to spare them the agony!
What would you do if your house was raided by the fuzz?
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ask them what the hell they were raiding my house for
What would you do if your e-mail got spammed by angry mods saying you had done something you hadn't.
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Feel concerned. Why, did that happen? ???
What would you do if the site was just attacked by super hackers?
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Feel concerned. Why, did that happen? ???
No
And if the site was hacked by evil super hackers, i'd fight and defeat them, save the site, and become a hero!
what would you do if i became a hero for this?
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same thing I always do....ask for your vote! ;D
What would you do if 40k online the game came out, and it was rubbish?
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make a new one and be a double hero.
What would you do if you were nominated taverner of the year?
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Cry and thank Jesus, and mom, and Jimmy....
What would you do if you had to listen to my acceptance speech?
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Go and spam up twilight fanforums with it.
What would you do if you were invited to spam up the twilight fanforums?
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*Prepares spam-o-matic* let's go ;)
what would you if I made the movie Avatar my.....avatar? ???
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watch your avatar for hours and hours
what would you do if all of a sudden, people started logging on just to watch tangi's avatar?
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ransack the tavern while nobody is looking.
what would you do if you saw me running out the back door with the "kill the above poster thread" hanging out of a satchel?
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"kill the above poster"
I would.
If I lived on your roof.
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kill you for being a lazy git.
if you saw os getting fried through his head phones?
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Pull the plug and enjoy some obviously very hardcore music.
What would you do if you heard the sound that had never been heard before?
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sell it on the ebay for a bundle
what would you do if i ran a ninja tau army against you?
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I would have to see a list to give a serious plan, but I would probably try the new army; The Emperor's Immortal Swords.
The next poster doesn't worry too much about a bunch of rhinos, but once the drop pods full of cheap melta dreads start raining down, they get a little concerned.
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You shouldn't keep mixing up the games, you silly monkey
What would you do if you suffered from multiple personality disorder?
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What makes you think I don't? Shhh, I'm posting today not you, is it bad that I answer the voices in my head?
What would you do if you got a room with a perfect 10, but woke up next to a 6? I bolted before it got up! Happy New Years 40k Online!
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Leave a note?
What would you do if you couldn't leave becasue she was laying on your arm?
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Do a ninja like arm extracration from under her, then bolt!
What would you do if she was too fat to get her off your arm wake her up and leave or wake her up and get busy with aforementioned fatty?
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Fat chicks need love, too. Just not from me.
What would you do if you spotted an adam's apple on said fatty?
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Kill her, dismember the corpse and throw it in a large body of water using only her fatness to weigh it down.
What would you do if you woke up next to a fatty and when you got up you saw that she had larger junk than you? After you finish vomiting whan you realize that your too sore to sit down.
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run like hell.
what would you do if the door was locked?
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throw "it" at the door and hope the door is actually a 4th story window.
what would you do if "it" started chasing you, and was about to catch you?
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Deploy spike strip.
what would you do if I yelled ''40k online gesunken der Krafte der LPG! Diese Seite ist jetzt zustehen, sie sund Lazarous Penguin Germany, und sie tun, was Sie wollen!'' :o
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Condem you for speaking German and demand you speak a respectable language. Like Latin.
What would you do if they (the powers that be) demanded that all international publications be in an impartial and non-national language, such as Latin?
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Start speaking an irritating language, like French.
What would you do if you were raised to speak Klingon fluently?
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Pick on all those nancies who were raised to speak Elvish with my clearly superior linquistics and skills with all manner of death dealing.
What would you do if Na'Vi became as popular as Klingon or Elvish amongst nerd groups?
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Laugh. German will overtake them all! ;)
What would you do if I said I'd sacrifice something small and furry for Lazarous Penguin Germany?
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Sacrifice something mediumish and semi-hairless.
What would you do if i sacrificed something mediumish and semi-hairless for Lazarous Penguin Germany?
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Tell you to leave that mangey hamster alone!
What would you do if you discovered your mom forcing your pet into the pressure cooker?
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run and hide from the impending explosion.
what would you do if my "Resistonce a que le vue lazerous penguin germany" succeeded and retook lazerous penguin held france?
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Laugh at you. That is NOT going to happen! ::)
What would you do if LPG got YOU?
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Not tell them ANYTHING! viva la resistonce!
What would you do if the LPG took over the world?
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It already did. Were where you? ???
What would you do if the LPG took your paints and glue and brushes...?
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challenge them to a game of 40k for them.
what would you do if I took over the world? 8)
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Probably get a spot in your regime, but I am pretty evil so I would probably eventually want all the power for myself.
What would you do if Jawmonkey was your right hand man.
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Laugh at all of his victims.
What would you do if Jawmonkey got his hands on you?
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Kill him and show everyone who is really the LORD OF THE TAVERN!!!!!
what would you do if you witnessed this takeover
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Grab a power axe and kill you with it... just for giggles.
What would you do if BL started eating your corpse?
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Come back to life and punch him in the mouth
What would you do if you were a mod?
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Go mad with power, however small it might be.....
What would you do if they came out with a new eldar codex, but nerfed all of the wraith units and the D-Cannon?
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Be fine with it since i play mechdar
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Incomplete post.
What would you do if If you can back to life saw me eating your corpse punched me and I decapitated you.
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get out my super glue, repair myself, and bast you to tiny pieces with a missile launcher.
what would you do if you witnessed my self repair.
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Start dismembering faster, and encase each in cement. Don't question my ingenuity in the art of killing people.
What would you do to have this knowledge?
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Not much, i'm already awesome enough. *Pwns*
The next poster has an awesome avy
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Wrong game but you are correct sir.
What would you do if I switched to what would you not do?
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Play along. this is the tavern after all
What would you do if the tavern was closed
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Start my own and rule with an Iron Fist.
What would you do if you had an iron fist.
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pwn you with it.
what would you do if you found my avatar on the kitchen table?
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Back away slowly
What would you do if forgeworld decided to send you a free $400 voucher?
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Wonder what the catch was?
What would you do to get $400 in forgeword products.
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force them to listen to my cat play guitar very badly until they give me it.
what would you buy with $400 of FW products?
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*get's out FW catalog*
Death Guard conversion, all Black Legion door for my rhinos, some etched brass khorn symbols, and a brass scorpion.
What would you spend it on?
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a macharius baneblade, a valdor tank hunter, and spend* the rest on servo- skulls.
*READ: blow
what would you do if i didnt finish this post correctly?
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tell you you forgot to complete it.
what would you do if I took over forgeworld and gave a temporary 99% discount on all items?
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Be pretty damn happy!
What would you do if you saw me punting a cat?
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play a game of (real)* football
*not american
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No question?!!!! But if your talking about soccer, I can punt a soccer ball 3/4 of the field. My second position in soccer was goalie.
What would you if I you were a stryker trying to get past me in a soccer game, keep in mind I have broken many an ankle on a clean slide tackle, almost 20 years playing fullback in soccer. And took much enjoyment in it.
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kick the ball over your head, cut left, spin backwards left, not allowing you the joy of the slide tackle :P
the question was invisible.
what would do if the page started shrinking?
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go take a nap, because i'm obviously not sane yet.
what would you do if i couldn't think up a question so i just typed this?
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Go punt a cat at black legionaire.
What would you do if the question was so long and so ridicolously obscene that it had to be crossed out and still it was longer than most of the questions on this thread, and probably all of the questions or answeres on the other threads, like the below poster thread, but nonetheless this question is still really long, and still crossed out!
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Kick you in the nuts!!!
I am not even gonna post a what would you do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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what would you do if i punted a cat at madscience?
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>:( dodge
what would you do if i doged the kitty?
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shrug you off my bonnet, which you just jumped on >:(
what would you do if I said I've broken free of the LPG spell which had taken me...
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cheer for joy
what would you do if i voted for you?
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be very grateful! :)
what would you do if I played 'Penguins must Die' by The Prodigy?
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turn it up.
what would you do if the LpenguinG did die when you played the song?
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Be sad. i don't have any real quarrel with the lazerous penguin race
What would you do if the term "Lazerous penguin" Made it's way into the dictionary?
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laugh my ass off.
what would you do if this thread turned into a medium for the inquisition to find all of us heretics?
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I'm not really a heretic, so i'm not worried.
The next poster also does not consider himself a heretic.
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How can one be a heretic if they believe themselves to be God?
What would you do if I found your lack of faith disturbing?
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My lack of faith in you is minimal at best, and we all know that I am God.
What would you do if I told you to go to the Polling both right now and vote for me as Chaos Poster of the Year?
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ask you where the booth is.
what would you do if i did so only i voted for qui-gon?
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Kick you shiny Metal Ass, like the meatbag I am. The booth will be up in about 48 hours.
What would you if the poll was already open.
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vote for you.......... people.
what would you do if I won troublemaker of the year award?
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Wonder how you beat Hymril, the mods are constantly telling him to behave.
What would you do if were to make an offer to the mods to make a new gag awards for next year. With award's like most likely to be posting naked, drunkest, and who is probably a serial killer?
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i guess i might win an award...
what would you do if they made 40konline cost 1 dollar per month?
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Pay, like the fool I am. :(
What you do if I told yous that the polling stations are now open, and Tangi, needs, you....
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Give you a vote.
What would you do if I told you that the Polls are open and I need you? And go back in 24hrs. and vote for me when Chaos Poster comes up.
Whoooooo Hoooooo I got the most nominations for Chaos Poster!
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Smack you upside the head with a rock and sell you into slavery.
What would you do if I tried to sell you BL as a slave?
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Smack you upside the head with a rock, and give you away for someones vote.
What would you do if I gave you Steel Resolve for your vote?
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Accept him, and make him an officer in my army that will destroy everyone because i didn't get nominated for Best Profile!!!! Wait was that outloud?...............you didn't see anything........... .... ???
What would you do if i didn't finish this post?
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Not finishing post's is one way not to be nominated. But the cat rocks.
What would you do if Dark Corsair's avy had a concert in your city?
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go and watch.
what would you do if dark corsairs avvy died of an OD on coke?
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find a new avvy.
would would you do if i told BL that i did infact finish my post, it's just strikethroughed?
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Yes, but saying what would you do if I didnt finish the post just falls short.
What would you do if you were driving down the road and saw tangi's avy behind you?
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faint because i saw a smiling car ;)
what would you do if you won tangi's car in a competition and got to drive it around?
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Wonder how you are gonna get the smell out.
What would you do if you got in your car and madscience were in the backseat?
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cool i get to meet a viking............. .....thing!
what would you do if you found out i was about to lead the canadian army on a campaign to take over the world?
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Laugh my ass off, because even if you did beat the U.S. the cartels in Mexico would kick your ass.
What would you do if I led Mexico and the rest of South America on a crusade to rule the world.
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take over every available army i could and fend you off with my superior strategies and tactics.
What would you do if i did this?
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Take you out with superiorer tactics.
What would you do if I lobbied to get Superiorer in the Dictionary?
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Lobotomize you and take it out.
What would you do if I lobotomized BL
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Fap to it.
What would you do if you chewed into a candy with glass in it?
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Laugh my ass off! ;D
What would you do if I was labotomized and were still smarter than you?
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say you were just faking it
what would you do if you were beaten at 40k by a total newbie with a super non competitive army while you were playing something really competitive.
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Wake up in a cold sweat, because I would have to be dreaming.
What would you do if you won less than 50% of your games?
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Carry on as I am, because I DO win less than 50% of my games. :P
What would you do if you lost to a complete noob?
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Didn't I already answer that one? (see above)
What would you do if you were playing in a tournament with no terrain?
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Hope for the best and get ready to lose.
What would you do in this situation?
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Have five free lascannon shoots and keep my DP's behind my rhino's.
What would you do if I rang your doorbell selling chaos cookies?
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Take them. I love cookies.
What would you do if you played someone with 9 Leman Russes in a 1750 tournament on the terrain free board?
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pray to Kurnous to guide me, to Khaine to give me strength, and to Isha to protect me
What would you do if i won this game?
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Laugh and celebrate as I despise all forms of the IG armored lists.
What would you do if Space Marines were made an elites choice for IG?
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Deal with it, it exists (Grey Knights).
What would you do if it was an all-nighter with me and you on your third Tequila shot?
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Well, I believe the rhyme goes "1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, floor," so fighting back is probably not part of it.
What would you do if you gained the superpower to allow things that had been seen to be unseen?
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That would be bad... it would be like having an invisibility cloak!
What would you do if I had the superpower to shoot 50 cal. bullets out of my armpits?
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I wouldn't have it any other way... stuff like 2Girls1Cup...that's the awesome stuff that rapes your eyes so good.
What would you do if you were eating something while watching it?
Edit: Madscience ninjaed.
I would tell you they smell bad.
The above question.
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bwahaha!
I was eating ice cream at the time that I watched it... not very fun...
what would you do if your mom and dad made a 1 couple 1 cup?
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Tape it and be the next big hit in the underwebs.
What would you do if i asked you to......'star' in a movie I'm making...
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Allow my self to follow your every command under the assumption that I am stone drunk, will never see it, and we will never speak of it again.
What would you do if I said I was back?
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Say: "who are you?"
What would you do if you met a plague bearer?
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Give him a fist pound! I am just that Chaosy.
What would you do if you saw Sanctjuds van a rockn?
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Purge it with flame and faith
What would you do if you were roped into Sanctjud's van?
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Give him a fist pound! Sanctjud and me are just that Chaosy. :)
What would you do if the free candy was cream filled, but your blindfolded?
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Self destruct. Like nuclear holocaust self destruct.
What would you do if I self-destructed in such a fashion?
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Fap and hump the remains.
What would you do if all of the above happened and I could still eye hump you all?
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It wouldn't happen. You would be completely irradiated to the point of not being able to hump as you would be a lump of mutant flesh.
What would you do if you found Sanct in such a state?
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laugh, then steal his van, as I have no car right now... spent all my moneys on warhammer :P
What would you do if Sanctjud staked out at your house?
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Rejoice in seeing another me and go out with Pedobear for quadruple night on the town.
The next poster will service all three of us as the forth wheel...
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no thanks, im good :P
the next poster knows what this is:
(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi49.tinypic.com%2F35d5na1.png&hash=dd30f2705020a59037346dc9c8c6f8ce43b9f8cb)
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My hero.
The next poster would like to introduce a School bus job for Pedobear and I. We'll settle for high school if pre-school has no openings...
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knowing my old bus driver, as long as shes not dead yet, she might actually do itv :P
What would you do if sanctjud changed his avvie back to the kitty?
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The next one will prob. be Pedobear....mods permitting >:(
The next poster would like to support Pedobear for the Avvy position!!!
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I honestly wouldnt mind unless its one of those creepy pictures thats eyes follow you around the room...
the next poster would mind if there was a pedobear on the site :P
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I would mind it if someone else was in bed with him...I want in on that action too.
What would you do if we were in the backgrounds of your pictures...sneaky sneakying.?
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be very creeped out... hire dog the bounty hunter to protect me.
what would you do if the mods banhammered sanct?
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They love me too much...at least for the lulz.
What would you do if the police/bounty dog couldn't stop me from getting to you?
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run, probably far away :P
what would you do if a KKk member killed you?
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Laugh as they couldn't shoot straight.
What would you do if I was using you as a shield too?
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Roll my invul, didn't you see before, I am just that Chaosy.
What would you do if your were as Chaosy?
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Probably be Ahriman. So then I can just cast Doombolt, Gift of Chaos, and Bolt of Change to wipe out everyone who opposes me.
What would you do if I was Ahriman?
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Laugh as I shove in the stick in your ass that GW rammed up you.
What would you do if GW nerfed you Dust Buckets even more?
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Laugh because I am just that Chaosy! And prefer blood and decay. :)
What would you do they nerfed the new nid dex? They didnt though just read my LGS got it and the owner let me read it, Tyranafex and Malcor Trygon are nice, and yes warriors are troops.
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Nothing as they didn't nerf it, but balanced it.
What would you do about all the proxying that will come of it.
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I already got my Mawlock, so I wont have to do do that one proxied.
What would you do if I told you that it was $50 for 2 sprues and the oval base?
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laugh and then cry... because i realize that i could never afford one on my current budget... :P
what would you do if mawlocs were as large as land raiders, and about as deadly?
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Point a sharp stick at it because it can't up their defensive qualities.
What would you do if I deepstrike my disco stick that hits into your pie hole?
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Have I told you how Chaosy I am, thats not a good Idea if you wanna keep your disco stick.
What would you do if you weren't as Chaosy as me?
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You don't know me well enough, this is my house, no one is more Chaosy and 4Chany than me.
You have a good chance, but until you get the Chaos Poster of the Year, MTBT and I are still the top dogs there.
What would you do if you had to be our slaves for a while?
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Laugh, I am just that Chaosy! :) I thought that's what I did last year that got me nods for Chaos poster?
What would you do if I told you I had Chaos poster of the year in the bag? Have I mentioned how Chaosy I am?
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/shrug, I'm meh about it in general.
/gossip: What would you do if the Council of Chaos wasn't exactly...'thrilled'?....:D
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Cast gift of Chaos on them as I am that Chaosy.... just in disguise.
What would you do if I turned you into a Chaos Spawn?
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/shrug, I'm meh about it in general.
/gossip: What would you do if the Council of Chaos wasn't exactly...'thrilled'?....:D
Meh, I am sure they are, I have only been on that board for 8 months. But, the Chaos God's are on my side and my work on the board is solid.
Now for the What would you do part.
I have evolved far past that VK, or are you Steel Resolve? Don't confuse me or I'll sell you to Sanctjud.
What would you do if you angered the Council of Chaos?
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Turn Marneus Calgar into a Chaos Spawn and give him to them as a present.
What would you do if I turned Marneus Calgar into a Chaos Spawn.
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Laugh, you know how Chaosy I am. Plus he deserves it.
What would you do if you found a baby chaos spawn on your doorstep? Well I know what pedobear would do.
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Raise him to be an absolute picture of Chaos-ness. Then release him on cookie-cutter Ultramarines.
What would you do if GW ditched Ultramarines for the original bad boys on the cover: Crimson Fists
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I really wouldnt care.
What would you do if they got rid of Marines all together and said that Chaos had finally conquered them?
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Celebrate, knowing I wouldn't have to play another snotty kid who thinks his SM are unbeatable and thus bends the rules so he wins... no matter how bad you are stomping his head in.
What would you do if they went back to the combined chaos codex?
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Take over GW and remake Codex: Black Legion.
What would you do if I took over GW?
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Ask for Codex Alpha Legion as well, and allow us to use Scouts as Cultists. Mmmm Sniper Rifle equipped Alpha Legion.....
What would you do if GW gave a seperate Codex to each Traitor Legion?
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Be glad that people stoped whining about Codex: Black Legion not being fluffy enough. Whiny be-atches!
What would you do if GW were not profit mongering whores?
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Probably have bigger armies cause they wouldn't charge so damned much for a kit it cost them 12 cents to cast.
What would you do if GW made a troops sprue that actually came with every option you could have in the codex?
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Wake up, and be pissed. Then I would burn GW to the ground! :)
What would you do if you witnessed this?
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Join in.
What would you do if you witnessed me and BL using all of our Chaos-ness to burn GW to the ground?
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be happy, because now rasmus will lead us away from egypt and part the sea-... wait, what?
What would you do if rasmus was elcected leader of the new world?
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Turn him into a Chaos Spawn and supplant him with BL.
What would you do if I did such a thing?
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Laugh, Did you expect any less from someone as Chaosy.
What would you do if I were supreme leader?
Vote me Chaos poster of the year, if you already havent!!!!!!!
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Destroy in the name of Chaos
What would you do if I was destroying in the name of Chaos near you?
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Not care.
What would you do if you caught me not caring.
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Destroy you as well
What would you do if I destroyed Dunedain whilst destroying?
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Did he vote for me? If he didn't I would say let him live, so he can.
What would you do if I were supreme leader?
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raise an army, start a rebellion, and take your throne in a blaze of glory, justice, and freedom.
what would you do if i asked you to join my army?
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serve in the mechanised devision. ;)
what would you do if I opened up an RPG game about a criminal gang in the rpg board?
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Be the first Tenicled Horror Pimp and work my byiotchz til they bleed from all holes.
What would you do if you had to treat their festering wounds?
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Let them bleed, I am just that Chaosy haven't you heard.
What would you do if you saw me laughing at the bleeding beeyotchs?
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Join in the laughing.
What would you do if Sanct really was a tentacled horror and was trying to *work* you?
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There's at least two of me, so said person would be double teamed.
What would you do if they started focusing in one hole?
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Run away from the chaosy triple team of terrifyingly tentacled topical toupee wearing pimps. Very quickly.
What would you do if you got busted?
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Hump the law enforcement too?
What would you do if their batons, machine guns, and tazers only get me off faster?
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Laugh I hate the police.
What would you do if Sanct asked you to join in the plot to keep me from winning Chaos poster of the Year?
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draw my power sword and make him vote for BL.
what would you do if you went against me in a tournament?
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Pray to Tzeentch to give you horrid dice and proceed to slam you.
What would you do if I was praying to Tzeentch to give you horrid dice rolls?
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I'm just that Chaosy, so they would be on my side.
What would you do if you saw Sanct's van broken down on the side of the road?
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Keep on drivin!
What would you do if I demanded some riddles from you?
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Say, How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Does that help?
What would you do if you had to give a riddle?
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Well I did. and tangi better play it before i go all berserk-kitty!!!
what would you do if i went berserk-kitty on you?
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Send the Grammar Dogs in.
What would you do if I asked you to star in a Snuff Film?
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laugh, and then cry.
what would you do if sanct turned out to be a 12 year old boy with too much time on his hands?
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Nah, my guess is early twenties.
What would you do if you began to sprout nipples on your face?
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Thank the Chaos gods.
What would do if the Chaos gods gave you a similar odd mutation?
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they wouldn't, I'm under the
curse protection of the Rubric of Ahriman.
what would you do if you were dust inside power armor?
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I would rape each grain.
What would you do if I had buckets of goo for each grain of sand in a Dust Bucket?
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Knock them over!
What would you do if you saw this?
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Watch as you slip face first into my goo....that facial looks stunning.
What would you do if you had a Dozen Roses and a Pickup Truck?
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Pick up a redneck slut.
What would you do with a redneck slut?
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I'd like some dirt on her knees and have her say please...
What would you do if we all get to be Avatars...
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i'd stick my very long ponytail thing into a toaster to see if i could control it.
What would you do if you saw me doing that
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Laugh as you get electrocuted!
What would you do if you saw this?
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Laugh as well, as I would be more interested in connecting with that giant bird thingy and then humping everything in sight....
What would you do if you were next on the humping list? Bend over and receive!
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You wouldn't want part of anything as Chaosy as me. ;)
What would you do to get off of Sanct's humping list?
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To get off the list...what list? All I offer is candy in the van, you guys just keep turning up.
I guess if I had one, you get off it, by offering yourself and letting me use you for a time and then I'll discard you after you have been violated in every hole and crease.
What would you do if I 'made' entrances into your body.
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Give you one of my minions to take my place.
What would you do if I called the Grammar Police on Sanct for not putting a ? at the end of a question?
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Stab one in the eye just for giggles.
What would you do if I stabbed one of the grammar police in the eye?
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Laugh, you know me by now.
What would you do if you saw this?
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pray to the gods of chaos.
what would you do if I changed my avvie?
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I probably wouldn't notice if you did change your avvie.
What would you do, if someone just told you as a golden rule, to stay out of the Tavern.
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agree that that would be a good idea, what with sanct around...
what would you do if Barack obama became the latest one hit wonder rap star?
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Does he rap about Genital Crabs and Skin Cancer? I'd enjoy the rap if it involved that.
What would you do if you had to massage my Disco stick?
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Power up the electric sander!
What would you do if I went to electric avenue?
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Get all excited like only a large simian can do and hump/dance the back of your head.
What would you do if a large silverback was blowing you rude kissie-faces? :-* :-* :-*
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Use my ability to walk through the sky to escape.
What would you do if you could walk through the air, just like me.
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I can make a magic cloud and ride it like a carpet (read up on the Monkey God, fool!)... walking, meh!
What would you do if you believed you were indeed becoming a God?
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Dedicate myself to justice and honor, and protecting society, and vow never to become corrupted by my power.
What would you do in this situation?
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Rip the cosmos asunder and be generally bad, truthfully.
What would you do if you could only do funny Godlike things? (make a person bonk their head, burp randomly, or clothes instantly disintigrate, etc)
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Give that power to Starky.
What would you do if I was feeling charitable...I have a bucket o' goo for everyone.
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I have no doubts whatsoever that you are being truthful when refering to buckets of goo within your possession. No thanks, I make my own filth, I appreciate the offer though. :-*
What would you do if you suddenly lost the ability to make said goo?
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chop them off in disgust
what would you do if you were him^
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Take a butt-plug and ram it up there with some superglue.
What would you do if you had to lick teh inside of the skin of his butt after he removes the butt plug?
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I shoot those out with a well aimed Monkey squirt, you ain't kissin' nuthin down there without getting shot!
What would you do if you were suddenly attacked by flying chunks of missile shaped rubber, bathed in swaths of feces?
"POOT! POOT!"
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Thank Tzeentch for my ability to somehow always pass a 4++ save.
What would you do if I tossed you in a cage with Monkey and Sanct?
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Eat the key to my chastity belt. The pull out the power klaw. ;D
What would you do should I escape unscathed?
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promote you to a sergeant. now get back in the cage, soldier!! your up against Dunedain and Jawmonkey next!!!
what would you do if you saw the above fight?
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Wonder how that's possible for a second, but enjoy it nonetheless.
What would you do if you were in the next fight?
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Hump my opponent into submission....and then hump them to death, then continue with the corpse....at which point it'll be one giant condom.
What would you do if I shoved that condom up your pie hole?
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404 Error.
I know your pain....
What would you do if I said the Rover you knew is dead?
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Say you still have my vote nect year.
What would you if I actually win? And I am pretty sure I will the people have spoken!
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Be happy for you.
What would you do if Tangi won next year?
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Congratulate him.
What would you do if i won any awards next year?
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Congradulate you. You (will) have earned it!
What would you do if I regreted making that trip to the scrap yard? :-[
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Remind you that all the people who beat you in the awards this year, cannot win again next year, giving you s much better chance.
What would you do if scorn refused to release the poll results for all the board specific polls?
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I would hunt scorn down and hold him hostage or the results.
What would you do if BL cleaned house on all of the awards
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Go on a killing spreee!! ;D
What would you do if you saw this?
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Stop you.
What would you do if you saw this?
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Make you the next victum! >:(
What would you do do if I knew how to spell Victum?
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Not have to correct the word in my head.
What would you do if I didn't know how to spell victim?
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All the better, you won't be able to read your nametag when I slap it onto you.
What would you do if I was fondling you?
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Punch you in the face, then kill and dismember you. ;D
What would you do if you were next?
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Throw a Grot at you.
^What would you do if I really did that?
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Throw a land raider at the grot you just threw, and see which one caused the most damage.
What would you do if you won 500 trygons from GW?
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be-atch slap you for everyone then hump you for twice as long.
What would you do if you couldn't run away?
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I have the feeling you would be the one running from me. I swea if I ever meet you face to face I'm going to ravish you on top of our armies. :-*
What would you do if I said I might switch to something chaosy for just such an occassion?
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Slap you in the face with a Defiler..... Consider yourself defiled afterwards.....
What would you do if I slapped the Monkey with a Defiler?
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That sounds an aweful lot like an euphanism. Like 'choke the chicken', 'beat the bishop', er...you know the rest.
What would you do if Vanity Killer came round your house on St Paddy's day?
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Give him a big fat kiss and distrat him while I try to insert some Thunder Beads into misc. holes.
What would you do if a m(g)od asked you to 'stop'?
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retreat into the void, then launch a viral attack upon the site via completely new profile!
What would you if that plan came to fruitation?
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I guess you'd just do me a favor...more time on 4Chan...
What would you do if I force fed you 4Chan?
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It's a website... so I don't think I'd care.
What would you do if I didn't care?
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Not care either.
What would you do if giant alien mantids landed on earth and started feasting?
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Hunt a worthy creature.
What would you do if yu had to use sticks?
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Go down fighting.
what would you do if you had nothing to fight back with?
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Please, my 'love' is my weapon.
What would you do if I was writing a battle report for today's game?
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Not read it as I have to get armies and terrain ready for my games Saturday, but wish you victory nonetheless.
What would you do if you made an army that couldn't win, although it should?
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Never happen due to my superior tactics, but if it did I would go on a killing spree.
What would you do if you saw this?
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draw my power sword.
what would you do if you saw BL and I fighting with power swords?
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Decapitate you and Win! ;D
What would you do if you were next?
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Kill you with the unstoppable power of Aecandr!!!!!!
what would you do if you saw me fighting BL, and then suddenly a bolt of lighting flew from my hand and killed him?
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Wait, how did you kill me I just decrapatated you?
Oh well, I guess the Chaos gods would probably just bring me back to life.
What would you do if you found a mysterious box adressed to with the return address just saying BL?
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open it and hop it doesn't explode.
what would you do if you found a box from UPS that just said DC on the return address?
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Add it to my collection of sex toys and porn . ;D
What would you do if you saw my sex dungeon?
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Cough on you, and make you ill, like me.
What would you do if you caught my cold?
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Laugh as I'd lick it up and breath it back onto you.
What would you do if I gave you other diseases.... like the STD kind that Slurgle likes to pass around?
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I'm sure I do pass multple STD's with every women I nail! ;D
The below poster is not supriized :)
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Meh. True. You're playing the wrong game, by the way.
The below poster is not supriized
What would you do if I hadn't noticed that?
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Kill you! I am a bit drunk!
What would you do if saw this? Or did JM give you the feed already?
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Laugh as you hit/shoot me with the wrong end of the weapon. :)
What would you do if you saw that. ^^^
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Help him out by blasting you in the back of the head with an 8 gauge elephant gun.
What would you do if you saw me running around with an 8 gauge elephant gun?
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Start making cardboard elephants
What would you do if you woke up one morning surrounded by cardboard elephants.
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Be annoyed that you forgot your questionmark. Also, fall out of bed.
What would you do if you woke up one morning surrounded by real elephants?
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Mumble incoherantly, then go back to sleep.
What would you do if I then broke wind?
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Pull the blanket over your head and give you a "Dutch Oven".
What would you do if you were in Tangi's "Dutch Oven?
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Bring a gas mask.
What would you do if the fumes leaked out?
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Declare the area a biohazard.
What would you do if you were trapped in said biohazard?
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Bask is the glory! :)
What would you do if had no losses in over three months? I know what I did! ;D
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Tell you to play more than one game over that period of time.
What would you do if I posted a battle report?
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Skim through it, then judge it.
What would you do if I said my brother has just registered here, and I'm afraid for my profiles life! :o
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Pat you on the back and tell you it'll be okay. 8)
What would you do if his bro' being here was as bad as Tangi thought?
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lol he's worrying over nuthing cuz I'm a good boy! ;)
what would yous do if I said Tangi's on the toilet?
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Take you from behind while he's occupied.
What would you do if you had to meet me when you enter the Tavern?
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But we met on a warm summer day in a field, where I kicked you in the nuts! :)
What would you do if you met Sanct in a field?
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Shoot him in the face with my 8 gauge elephant gun....
What would you do if you witnessed this?
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Laugh! :) I haven't reminded you guys how Chaosy I am lately. ;D
What would you do if you had Sanct in your sights?
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PULL THE TRIGGER!!!!!!!!
What would you do if I pulled the trigger?
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Grab the gun and shoot sanct again. Just in case he survived the first time.
What would you do if you were caught in the crossfire?
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Take the shots like a man and return the favor by skulling humping you guys through the eye socket.
What would you do if I enjoyed the gooey/liquidy texture on my disco stick?
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Shoot you again, between the eyes, 300 times.
What would you do if you were the undertaker called to remove sanct's remains?
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Hold him by the hand and violate it.
What would you do if you discovered that I am one of the 4 Tavern Gods here, older than all you young virign back doors?
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Overthrow all the tavern gods, i don't claim how powerful they claim to be.
What would you do if i mustered and army to overthrow said gods
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Call it a hoop dream. Starky, Jester, and I would be here far longer than all of you youngins. As for the forth god........we may have an opening.......
What would you do if we opened the doors to one more to be a Tavern God?
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ascend to that position.
What would you do if i became a tavern god?
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Tell you that the position you ascended too involves lowering onto my Disco Stick.
What would you do if your rear entrance was wide open?
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vaporize you with a fusion gun.
What would you do if i did this.
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Point and say, "Ha."
What would you do if Sanctjud managed to find a way out of death, again?
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*Sighs* kill him again. Then lock him up somewhere.
What would you do if you were sanct's jailguard?
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Dangle his van keys and the jailcell keys in front of him.
What would you do if you were watching this?
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Laugh as you all focused on bringing down the Bryan Williams bunch who posed as me to try and catch me.
What would you do if you best friend was Pedo-Bear and co?
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use the prawn explodo ray on them of course.
what would you do if i had one of those cool battle suits from the big fight scene at the end of d9?
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haven't seen district 9 but sounds class!
what would you do if i came at you with my mighty interweb fists of DOOOM!?
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gun you down with my e-cannon first of course.
what would you do if there was a link called " press me if you want to live" on your web browser?
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Tell you to press it as it's a picture of me mounting a family member of yours.
What would you do if I had access to photoshop and your family pics?
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Kill you then take your position as Tavern God!
What would you do if I were Tavern God?
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defeat you in single combat and take over
What would you do if i did this?
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Not lose the battle! :)
What would you do if you witnessed this?
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hand myself a weapon so powerful, i cannot be defeated
What would you do if you watched this battle on TV
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Smile as I struck down the pretenders to the throne of my fellow Tavern God without bothering to get up.
What would you do if our 4th were to end his self imposed exile and return to the Tavern?
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I don't know who that is. :-\
What would you do if aforementioned 4th never came back?
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I wouldn't care, i don't even know the dude.
What would you do if it turned out that the 4th god never existed
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Seeing as I didn't even know one existed...meh.
What would you do if Sancty didn't post in the Tavern again?
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Know it's probably because internet access is scarce where i locked him away for all eternity.
What would you do if i posted this post 4,000 times
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Yawn at you and ask you to bend over for a better show.
What would you do if you had to enjoy the aroma of my arm pit?
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Watch as you faint when you smell mine. ;D
What would you do if you were a third person in the room this is happening in?
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.... probably solve the problem with diesel fuel, bubble gum, and some aluminum foil.
What would you do if you witnessed me solving this.
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Give you a bear hug.
What would you do if the one-eyed-snake was...'snaking' around during the hug?
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Reach for the K-bar on the back of my belt and behead the snake.
What would you do if you caught the head of Sanct's one eyed trouser snake after I beheaded it.
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Burn it.
What would you do if you had modly powers.
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rename this site 'tangi land'!
what would you do if i did that?
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sigh
What would you do if this site was renamed "Online40k"
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Wait for the newbies to try to play 40k "Online".
What would you do if you witnessed this?
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laugh
what would you do if you found me laughing
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Laugh! ;D
What would you do if ascended to a Tavern God?
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As you who it was who ascended to a tavern god
What would you do if i was the 4th god of the tavern
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You aren't so, nothing.
What would you do if i was anointed the 4th Tavern God?
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prove to you that your claim was false, and that i was really the fourth god of the tavern.
What would you do if i did this
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Cut your head from you body and take the spot of 4th Tavern God.
What would you do if you saw Dunedain's head on my trophy rack?
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Have a munch of it! *mmmm, like a candy apple*
what would you do if I was a tavern god lol!
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Ask your brother, you are far in line behind me.
What would you do if I were behind you in line?
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Rule the tavern
What would you do if i did this
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Slap you in the back of the head with the Talon of Horus and Rule with an Iron Fist!
What would you do if you saw me stuffing Dunedain's corpse in the trunk?
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Smile, because you have fallen for the trick, and killed my false body. Then slay you and take over the tavern once again.
What would you do if you found out Blacklegionaire was your identical twin?
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I do look alot like myself. :)
What would you do if you saw your doppleganger flirting with your GF.
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First of all, shout for joy that i had a GF. Then beat up my doppelganger.
What would you do if you found me beating up my doppelganger.
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tell you to stop playing with yourself
what would you do if i admitted to 'removing' McChirpy?
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Ask whether or not the emperor told you to.
What would you do if the emperor had told tangi to do this.
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help him with it, after all it's for the emperor.:D
what would you do if you saw one of my e-cannons pivoting your way?
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Blow it to pieces.
What would you do if you saw a gun toting robot attacking your mailbox?
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finish looting your mail box of course.
what would you do if i had a howetzer pointed toward your house?
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Deploy a tactical nuclear strike! ;)
What would do if you if I said my brother had his ASS handed to him by me today in our 40k game!
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yell bs and demand a bat rep.
what would you do if i demanded such a battle report?
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say 'we forgot to record it!' :-[
what would you do if you suspected that this really is bs?
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ridicule you as its likely that your brother handed you your ass, during and after the game.
What would you do if I offered your choice of one of my many 40K armies, possibly multiple armies, in exchange for you (or anyone) to make me a fully functional Orky power klaw?
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The same thing I told you in the Below poster thread.
What would you do if I rolled a 6 and repaired Tangi?
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hand you a can of paint and tell you to paint him.
What would you do if black legionaire threw the paint in your face and told you to do it.
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He wouldn't out of fear I would cast gift of chaos on him.
What would you do if Tangi finally passed his we'll be back roll?
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Prepare to write "wash me" on his back window.
What would you do if I did that?
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Sneak into your bath room and wash your rear exit with my disco stick.
What would you do if you dropped the soap right before that?
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make sure it was dry so i could pick it back up again.
what would you do if the door was locked?
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Nothing as I was already in there before you entered...and I vasalined the soap among other things.
What would you do if I took you from behind?
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well i would set fire to the room because it was locked.
what would you do then?
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hurl the pedo bear into the flames.
What would you do if this thread was locked?
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cry, then cry some more.
what would you do if i did?
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yell at dunedain as i had just klicked on this thread and post "if this thread was locked."
what would you do if you found out i was a mod and was about to lock this thread?
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find out where you live and release pedobear to sit in your bed.
what would you do if i sold your soul on e-bay.
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Steal the amazingly large amout you got for it.
What would you do if your's sold for $1?
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steal it back
What would you do if you went to a tournament and it had been canceled?
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great job dunedain, that'll probably happen to my first tourny now.
the below poster thinks i can finish painting my CSM army before the tourny.
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Yep.
What would you do if an ass naked bum walked in on your first tourney.
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Seeing as how that didn't happen, I'm good.
The below poster plays Orks and will instruct me in how to make the perfect Waagh!
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indeed i will, get an amy full of boys and attach a hammer under the table. if you start losing use the hammer to anialate the enemy. it's a great ork tactic.
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what would you do if i told you that i finally got a picture uploaded in the Chaos boards and told you to comment on it?
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absoulaoutly nothing
what would you do if i learnt to spell.
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Give you a copy of the lord of the rings and ask you to copy the whole thing down on paper.
What would you do if you were forced to do this.
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burn every single copy of lord of the rings and rewrite as one word.
what would you do if that word was BURN?
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Tell you you had failed your test, and would not be winning the 400,000 dollar GW voucher, but that i would be keeping it instead.
What would you do if i made thousands of copies of the voucher?
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obviously steal the original.
would would you do if i did that?
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nothing, i have thousands of identical copies.
What would you do if Gw decided to give you a gift in the form of a $3.oo store voucher.
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burn it because one british pence is useless to me.
what would you do if i burnt your ears out with good music.
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Taste the music as it comes out of their pie holes.
What would you do if you saw Dunedain's sig. and take offense?
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Your a disciple of Pedobear....I thought you knew what to do in those situations? ???
What would you do if I said I will open up with the assault cannon and grenade launchers if I see a creepy woodland creature hanging around in the background of dunedain's sig? (I'd kill him too, to spare him the horror.... :()
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I praise you for sharing the love of discharging your assault cannon.
What would you do if you rolled three 1's and jammed it?
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Give you a newer codex to wipe with; my ass. cannon doesn't jam, just rip you up! :-*
What would you do if I said I had a wargear fetish?
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come around your house.
what would you do then?
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Get the video camera for a Monkey on Sheep action all Race Pron movie.
What would you do if it leaked out to the internets?
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We had a deal, I still want my cut!
What would you do if I told you that you are not invited to the next film shoot?
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I praise you for thinking I haven't had nanobots in my goo that have set up shop in you body and have all-access.
You know you really need a roto-router to clear up that back door.
What would you do if it was a double-router job?
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say screw it and shoot him in the head with a ripper pistol.
what would you do if i said i was considering a guard army?
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encourage you to enlist!
what would you do if i said i was tempted to start 'nids?
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Tell you to stick with the Big Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!
What would you do if some random guy ran past you on the street screaming: Waaaagh!!! Dakka dakka dakka dakka!!!!!!
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laugh, then follow him...
what would you do if said man led me to a gaming club?
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Hump everyone inside.
What would you do if you went home with a women with a gap between her two front teeth that you could drive a truck through?
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I would likely have my way with it before eating it, or do both at the same time.
What would you do if you had to eat erroneous vegetables?
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Use it as lube first as I penetrate Tangi's exhaust pipe.
What would you do if you couldn't stop playing Fallout 3?
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Looked neat, but I really like tabletop wargaming (I do like the shooters a bit though).
What would you do if you lost interest in video game platforms (I'm really starting to just prefer my computer over console systems).
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Be better off cause it's also the gate way to planet pr0n.
What would you do if pr0n stopped existing?
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I would miss you, as the shock would probably kill you. I however would be fine because I can always watch the discovery channel.
"Oh Monkey! Look at that swollen behind, ZOMFG!!!" :o
What would you do if you could reffrain from viewing said pr0n, for at least five minutes?
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I really don't know....
What would you do if you were offered up to the Monkey as his "bride?"
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wander what sanctjud had to do with it.
what would you do if i sold sanctjud on ebay, and got money for it.
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Be happy in that I remembered to write "no returns" in the auction entry.
What would you do if you got lowballed while trying to sell your entire army? (e.g. you end up selling your army for $.99)
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Cry because i exspected more than one pound for it.
what would you do if i ascended to godhood.
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Prevent this, by chopping your head off..... twice.
What would you do if I did this?
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obviously spawn in the depths of hell and drag you down with me.
what would you do then.
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Purge you with flame and faith.
What would you do if enacted said purge?
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ninja'd!!!
stare with wide eyes and back away slowly.
what would you do if i became a daemon lord, summoned an army, and attacked springfield?
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join you as i am now a god.
what would you do.
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attack bart simpson in said springfield.
what would you do then?
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Gouge out your eyeballs and skull**** you.
What would you do if I committed such a horrendous act?
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stare with wide eyes and back away slowly.
what would you do if i took over terra and assumed command of the imperial army?
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summon sanctjud and his army of pedobears.
what would you do then.
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stare with wide eyes and back away slowly.
what would you do if BL and i defeated sanctjud?
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Remove his head and afix it to my battle standard.
What would you do if I did this
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i would then use my godly powers to ressurecte him.
what woul dyou do if he coul dnever die.
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Kill you instead.
What would you do if I couldn't be killed.... ever.
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then we would be locked in eternal battle.
what would you do then.
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stare with wide eyes and back away slowly.
what would you do if i won the battle?
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Cut your head off and stick it on my battle standard above sanct's
What would you do if I had a battle standard?
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stare with wide eyes and back away slowly.
what would you do if i never stopped using that reply?
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Keep posting something horrible so it would look legit
What would you do if Corsair and I did such a thing?
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stare with wide eyes and back away slowly.
what would you do if i told you to look at my thread on the project board?
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stare with wide eyes and back away slowly.
what would you do if i copied you.
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stare with wide eyes and back away slowly.
what would you do if i copied you.
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Quote passages from the satanic bible.
"I was, am now, and shall have no end. I exercise dominion over all creatures and over the affairs of all who are under the protection of my image. I am ever present to help all who trust in me and call upon me in time of need"
cited from http://www.angelfire.com/empire/serpentis666/Satanic_Doctrines.html (http://www.angelfire.com/empire/serpentis666/Satanic_Doctrines.html)
what would you do if i copied you.
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stare with wide eyes and back away slowly.
what would you do if i asked you if it might be fun to make up our own skirmish game in the forge?
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i would consider it.
what would you make it about.
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dunno, probably some kind of sci-fi thing. either that or a rather dark fantasy.
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run your ass over with a bane blade for not posting a question.
what would you do if i had an emperor titan?
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Lol as count as Lukas dies in b2b with it and kills it.
What would you do if I had candy?
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go and find some of my own, and try very hard to ignore the fact that you have FREE CANDY!
what would you do if "Istalk" forced you into a van?
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But I thought I was the driver and he was the grabman?
What would you do if I offered to show you my FW army in the back of said van?
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i have my own van to trick people into.
what would you do if someone sold america to sanctjud.
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nuke it off the face of the earth to stop the advance of pedo bear and his disciples.
what would you do if i rallied a zombie army to hunt down and "friction" istalk to death.
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They would be my zombies as Grandfather Nurgle would be on my side.
What would you do if you bathed in the armpit of a Great Unclean One?
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What do you mean if.
What would you do if i found something sensible to say.
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stare with wide eyes and back away slowly.
What would you do if I destroyed both the ipodders and lazerous penguin germany?
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Tell you to wake up from your daydreaming.
What would you do if I shoved a IVibrator up your bum?
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It wouldn't happen, since dust doesn't have a bum.
What would you do if I possessed sanct and forced him to commit hara-kiri?
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send his head to pedo bear as a warning.
what would you do if pedo skull beslubbered sanct instead?
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Rip his head off and stick it on my battle standard with the others.
What would you do if I paraded around my battle standard with said skulls?
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join you with mine.
what would you do if you morphed into sanct?
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Strap myself to a blazing torch and throw myself into a pit of oil.
What would you do if you witnessed my demise?
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many unspeakable things.
what would you do if i had pushed you?
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drag you with me.
what would you do if i blew a hole into the time space continuum?
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Post a whole string of random gibberish.
What would you do if i did this.
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nothing, you already do.
what will you do now.
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fry you through your head phones of course.
what would you do if you hear a sparking sound coming from your head phone jack?
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lol in your face.
what will you do, then
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see above.
what would you do if this turned ugly like yo mamma. zing!
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run away screaming.
what would you do if i was your mum.
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shoot you with a melta gun.
what would you do if you could walk through walls?
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be arrested for walking in on people very very quickly.
what would you do when i escaped.
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Hunt you down
what would you do if you were offered a reward to catch Nomsheep.
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offer a bigger one to catch herpes.
what would you do then?
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use my influence from the omnisia to kill you with a rogue lawn mower.
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shove a ten foot pole up your arse for not finishing
what would the next person say if they were witness to it.
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Nothing, I would simply remove his head and a fix it to my battle standard.
What would you do if I a fixed your head to my battle standard?
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That I do.
What did Slanash say to Nurgle?
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"you wanna mud wrestle with some damonettes?" (you know that would take the term "playing with yourself to a whole new level for slaanes.)
the bellow poster wants in on that action.
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More heads for my battle standard!
What would you do if I made my own home-made Tau Manta?
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stick it on my battle standard.
what would you do if i paraded it around in front of you?
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Remove your testicles through your esophagus and then start mixing and matching organs inside you.
What would you do if I did such a horrible thing?
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Watch. Make Suggetions.
What would you do if said suggections were innovative and revolutionised your tortue methods?
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stare with wide eyes and back away slowly.
what would you do if i typed a really long and meaningless post that had absolutely no point and i used so many unneeded words that i got boring CHEESE blah blah blah blah blah blah this post has absolutely no point i decided to strikethrough my long and meaningless post?
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lugh in your face.
what would you do, if i came up with an original post?
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Stare with wide eyes and back away slowly.
What would you do if I changed my avy to my battle standard?
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Tell you that you cannot post Naked Pics on this site.
What would you do if you saw this "Battle Standard"?
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I see it everytime I a fix a skull to it for Khorne.
What would you do if I took your head for my battle standard
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Start singing Celine Dion songs and pass them off as your armies theme songs :D
What would you do if the enemy was emboldened and just can't stop laughing at your army?
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bomb the crap out of em of course.
what would you do if you were turned into servo skull?
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I'd still be spreading more legs than you.
What would you do if those legs are yours?
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Hit you with some bear spray! :)
What would you do if you saw sanct crossing the road listening to his iStalk?
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Shoot him with a D-Cannon and send him into the Warp
What would you do if I had aforementioned D-Cannon?
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Say take it with you next time your deployed. :)
What would you do if there were a wardrobe malfunction during tonights halftime show?
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Don't even think that.
What would you do if you had just found some strange eerie sword on a desolate world, ravaged by Orks, and far from all forms of command presence?
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Pick it up. Then use it to slay pedo-bear.
What would you do if you saw this?
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kill you and take the sword for my own.
what would you do if i used said weapon to decapitate jawa monkey?
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Take his head and afix it to my battle standard.
What would you do if I rose up with several other taverners to cast down the Tavern Gods?
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grab a bear and watch.
what would you do if it got violent?
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Keep watching for some field beslubbering.
What would you do if you reach for a BEER but actually got a BEAR and it ripped your face off?
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shoot it
what would you do if I siad I'm using big tangi as a sheild against the mods lol!
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kill rover and expose you to the full fury of the mod squad.
what would you do if i became a global?
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Congradulate you on being a sucker.
What would you do if I told you that modship is metted out as a punishment within these forums?
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shoot it
what would you do if I siad I'm using big tangi as a sheild against the mods lol!
you little beslubber.... :o >:(
Congradulate you on being a sucker.
What would you do if I told you that modship is metted out as a punishment within these forums?
give it to McChirpy! >:(
what would you do if I said I will personally kick McChirpys' the Udders of Thoth in?
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Hehhehheh, go ahead, I feel your pain, little brothers...
What would you do if Tangi really did that?
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Beat down Tangi and then have two love gloves.
What would you do if I used them as double Trojans and the proceeded to rape the poster above?
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Feel very sorry for a praying mantis, I don't think it would make it.
What would you do if the real pedobear exploded out of your closet?
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Hug and get dirty, then see we have a common interest and work together to share the love though double penetration.
What would you do if you received that luvin?
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It wouldn't happen because I would kill you first.
what would you do if you were on familywatchdog.org?
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I could see snacty, but I'm rather boring in the field of sexual disfunctions.
What would you do if the FBI busted down your door only to find questionable content on your computer, so bad that they kneecap you?
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Kneecap them back, duh.
What would you do if I kneecapped sanct and then peed on his face?
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I'd prob. get so turned on, my semi-limp dick at that point slaps you silly from my position on the ground and you slip on your pee and drop to the floor where I ram my disco stick through an eye socket and swirl it around the lovely feeling brainsss.
What would you do if you had front row seats?
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get up and make use of my plasma gun of course.
what would you do if i shot you in the arse with a plasma gun at point blank?
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Enjoy watching you get hot, then I would douse the flames with Monkey feces.
What would you do if a Monkey put a little doo on your shoulder as you left your house?
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Virus Bomb the living hell out of the whole planet until I have extinguished all life from it, saving only those I deem worthy.
What would you do if I did such a thing?
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Reest assured in my continued survival.
What would you do if I told you that you can't kill the Monkey.
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Tell ya all things die. 'Cept God. :)
What would you do if you live forever, but aged as well?
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Enjoy my awesome silverback in a couple hundred years.
What would you do if I told you that the world will end before I die of natural causes?
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Say, "Good luck with that."
What would you do if you died of natural causes before the world ended?
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If you call a big rock natural, then I'm comfortable with that.
What would you do if I told you not to tell people that you're 15 on the interweb? I mean, good God, Snacty could be online reading that crap!
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Tell you that I don't give a crap. :P
What would you do if I was older than 15?
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Not care in the slightest.
What would you do if I told you that I suffer from severe apathy?
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Not give a damn either.
What would you do if I sold Sweord to Sanct for Orks.
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If you want to sell a word, go ahead.
What would you do if I sold you to Sancty for Orks?
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Kill you, fix your head on my battle standard, and take the Orks
What would you do if I traded in my battle standard for an Orky bosspole/trophy rack?
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Tell you that I have more than one bosspole.
What would you do if you could actually get some Orks yourself?
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Depending on how well they played on the table, maybe give up on the fish-elves forever.
What would you do if I offered my whole prized Tau army for Orks, or even my Chaos army for Orks?
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scam you for both armies and dissapear down the intertubes.
what would you do if i did that?
-
Hump those intertubes and hump you out of them.
What would you do if you had to swallow?
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Vomit
What would you do if you had to choose between going into sanct's van or never play 40k?
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very tough one........can i bring a power fist with me?
what would you do if you were trapped alone in a room, with no way out, with an eldar female?
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How'd I get here in the first place? Anyways, I'd probably just talk, knowing me.
What would you do if you had to hug Sancty or die?
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die. lol.
what would you do if you were trapped in a plain black room, with no way out, no light, and nothing else in it, for the rest of eternity?
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You like the trapped scenario, huh? Die of dehydration.
What would you do if you were trapped in a room for exactly 1 minute with Sancty?
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fend him off for 1 min with my power sword, before rushing out the door.
what would you do if i changed the subject?
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Welcome it as you all have gotten disturbing
What would you do if a Tyranid Hive Fleet appeared in orbit?
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Use many expletives.
What would you do if Ork spores managed to land on Earth?
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put the orks into office and use them as a figure head.
what would you do if i took over the new world in this way?
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Call da' Boyz ta geffa an' bring down da' big Waaagh!!!! on your 'ead.
What would you do if I did this?
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burn them to death at the first sign of treason.
what would you do if i came into the room dressed as a commissar brandishing a bolt pistol?
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Clip your head off with my power klaw
What would you do if I then virus bombed the planet?
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perform exterminatus on it to prevent you from escaping.
what would you do if after just barely managing to escape an exploding planet, you were then confronted by the full fury of the imperial navy?
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Launch a small glob of red-matter at them and create a giant black hole that swallows them into oblivion.
What would you do if I then achieved celestial god hood?
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have the mod squad of chaos beat you down of course.
what would you do if i became the warp god of the tavern?
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Not see you, as I walk the material plane.
What would you do if I became a "Tavern god"?
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banish you to the extinct section of the tavern.
what would you do if you got a shot gun to the face?
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Depends on the ammo, but I bet it would still be leathal. Unless you mean that the shotgun was in front of my face, in that case, kick your family jewels and take it away from you.
What would you do if you were being gunned down by a machine gunner?
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Use my smooth ninja-like moves to dodge in between the bullets and kill said machine gunner in the face.
What would you do if tomorrow the whole planet was covered in zombies?
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Gather all the Ork players and start a Waaagh! right in said zombies' faces.
What would you do if I did this?
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Grab my kustom shoota and power klaw and join the fun
What would you do if I had a power klaw?
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Ask you to get me one.
What would you do if I had a rokkit launcha?
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Ask if you wanted to start a Waagh!!!
What would you do if I started a Waagh!! with Sweord?
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Be the co-conspirator.
What would you do if VK and I started a Waaagh! ?
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perform exterminatus on the thread to keep it from spreading.
what would i do if i blew up the tavern?
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Build a hut and call it "Tavern 2.0".
What would you do if the Tavern was a hut?
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call a beach front Waaagh!!!!!
What would you do if Tavern 2.0 became the home base for aforementioned Waaagh?
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Be the owner of said Waaagh!.
What would you do if we did that?
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fly a heavy bomber over it and drop napalm bombs all over the nastie orkses.
what now punk?!
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And then holy hell the Orks hit something while shooting and bring you down to kill you with their choppas and sluggas
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What would you do with the failure of a poster above to follow the rules?
Rape his/her/its armpits.
What would you do if I found where you lived...
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wait for you to fall into the booby trap.
what would you do if i used ballistic gel boobs for bait.
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Virus bomb you.... twice.
What would you do if I did this.
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alpha strike your ass with the lances of my Apocalypse class battle ship.
what would you do if i started a battle fleet Gothic armada?
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Point and laugh at you.
What would you do if BFG got an update before the Dark Eldar?
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lol cause a second run game already gets more lovin than the dark eldar.
what would you do if they released more than just three ships for the dark meat elves for BFG?
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Be angry as it would probably be more than the Tau have.
What would you do if GW dropped 40k entirely for Necromunda?
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lead the riot for they still have crap rules for BFG.
what would you do if i used my Apocalypse class battle ship to blast the suits responsible for this?
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Take over GW with you and start rewriting Codexes better. Right after I make an awesome Tau codex.
What would you do if Dreg and I took over GW
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Join you, I want talented model-making minions, too.
What would you do if VK, Dreg, and I took over GW?
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rule with an iron fist.
what would you do if i started updating codexes at random? (i.e: pull names out of a hat or something.)
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Laugh my arse off, probably.
What would you do if we made new figures for random armies?
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ooh lets make a space marine figure skater next ;)
what would you do if i did that?
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Make sure he was dressed in girlie clothes.
What would you do if we made a new DE codex?
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Make it just awesome enough to make the DE players stop crying.
What would you do if I then made an awesome Tau Codex and an even better Ork Codex?
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have massively overpowered and under priced tau of course.
what would you do if you ran into 2000 pts worth of tau in a 500 pt match?
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Well seeing as how it would be my 2000 pt list, laugh.
What would you do if GW disappeared tomorrow, and all of their stuff became free?
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MUST LOOT!!!!!!!
what would you do if i sacked all of the gw stores for my self?
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Kill you in the face repeatedly.
What would you do if GW disappeared tomorrow leaving you to play Flames of War?
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yell because i'm going to my LGS to play tomorrow. and then happily start playing AT-43 ;D
what would you do if GW lowered their prices?
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might stop going to get things used and actually buy them new...
what would you do if gw RAISED their prices even more?
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Carry on buying them, and getting shafted in the process.....
What would you do if I said I was sick to the back tyres with my @^!# job?
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give you a crow bar to fight the system with.
what would you do if i manipulated rover into taking out games workshop?
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Call a Waagh!!!!
What would you do if I did this?
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Join you.
What would you do if we stopped Tangi with our combined Waaagh! ?
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Fix his head to my battle standard
What would you do if I ran out of room on my battle standard
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rent you some room on mine.
what would you do if my battle standard had sancts head on it?
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That would answer my question in the "Where's my pie" game.
What would you do if you turned into a Sancty clone?
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Commit Hara-kiri.
What would you do if you were attacked by a pedobear?
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Stab it's stomach, remove it's entrails, then strangle it with previously mentioned entrails.
What would you do if Sancty was stalking you?
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throw a hand grenade at him.
What would you do if you suddenly had your entire 40k army stolen by some random n00b?
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find him, kill him, then take everything he owns in addition to my army.
what would you do if i became more chaosy?
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Become more Orky
What would you do if I was as Orky as you were Chaosy?
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be very afraid. unless I'm to preoccupied with my slave girls of course :D
what would you do if you were invited to my slaaneshi "ritual"?
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Ask you why there's only four fat guys in your basement all dressed like slave Leah.
What would you do if I told you I'm dressed like slave Leah... right... now? :-*
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You had to put that picture in my head. Thanks. Not.
What would you do if you could erase Jawmonkey's post from memory?
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I disregard all comments by Jawmonkey.
What would you do if Jaw monkey canged his avy to him in Leia's bikini?
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pray that the powers of the Ordo Moderatus stepped in and "fixed" things
What would you do if I was made Tavern Mod?
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Be like, "Coool, I know one of the mods." ;D
What would you do if you logged on and one of your blocks/stars was gone?
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cry...
what would you do if your account was deleted the day before you get 1000 posts?
-
... >:( Find the people responsible, as I am a good widle boy, and fix it. Unless it was Kindred or a mod of similar awesomeness.
What would you do if you were banned for life, and could not use 40kO forever?
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ninja my way in via a different account of course.
what would you do if my clones ran rampant in the tavern?
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More stuff ta' krump, I guess.
What would you do if Orks rampaged through the Tavern?
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Call in my fellow Tau and krump them
What would you do if I had a whole Tau armada at my disposal?
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Make sure I was close enough ta' krump.
What would you do if I had a Ghazkhul sized Waaagh! ?
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Pull back, making you lose your charge, shoot, then charge you in turn.
What would you do if I told you that I have multiple armies to kill yours with, one of which being Orks?
"My Thraka is better than your Thraka!"
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blow them up from orbit before shooting to death and subsequently charging them with my bikers of course.
what would you do if i called the waaagh! ?
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Tell you to stop being a cry-baby.
What would you do if a compliance officer was looking for you?
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direct him to your residence.
what would you do if said officer was authorized to use lethal force?
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I have the strangest suspicion that the officer is Sancty.
What would you do if the officer was Sancty?
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Show him how I use deadly force Chuck Norris style.
What would you do if I was Chuck Norris?
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Be unamused.
What would you do if I was the Emperor? 8)
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kill you for i am the true emperor.
what would you do if i kicked sanguinius off of the golden throne?
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Ask you to clean out the corruption amongst the High Lords of Terra.
What would you do if you found out that the High Lords were under the control of Chaos?
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Tell you to submit that complaint, in triplicate using form 456336.345.FE.54.3. g.5552A, with all the others and that the officio whinimaximus will get to it as soon as possible, may the Emperor shine brightly on your day! [click]
What would you do if I told you that my Great Great Grandpa's request for a lawn sculpture was recently approved?
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Congrats?
What would you do if the Ultramarines were all girls?
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Still hate them. I have my suspicions about Marneus Calgar being a High Lord of Terra and all.
What would you do if GW came out and said that this whole time, only Alpha Legion and the Black Templars were truly on the side of the Emperor?
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Meh, dun care much.
What would you do if Tau conquered the universe?
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Receive great accolades as it was probably me who led such an expansion.
What would you do if was the head of such a great expansion?
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Join you! Conquest is conquest!
What would you do if Orks and Tau joined forces?
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Do the shootin' while Da Orks do the krumpin'
What would you do if the Orks were unified under Mag Uruk Gazghkull Thraka?
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??? Okaaaay.
What would you do if Sancty found where you live?
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Unleash my pitbull on him.
What would you do if some madness like this occurred?
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Hope your pitbull is one huge-arse pitbull.
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^ Dude, you failed again.
What would you do if I became "Forum Master Supreme?"
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Hope you fix my fails appropriately. Damn! :'(
What would you do if I failed all of the rest of my tavern posts?
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Ask Jambob to do his job and punish you for failing.
What would you do if I took power as the new Tavern Demi-God of Spitefulness?
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Treat you the same.
What would you do in response to my insolence?
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Fondle your eyeballs.
What would you do if I blended them and used them as cream for some eye humping.
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cringe in horror...
what would you do if i told you i didnt spend valentines day alone?
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call you a lier and fix your head to my battle standard.
what would you do if i got even more chaosy?
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Remove your head and fix it to my battle standard
What would you do if I did such a thing?
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Wonder how many you have on there. ???
What would you do if VK's battle standard had so many heads that they numbered quadruple didgets?
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I would party hard on that one
What would you do if I took over the world?
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Take over all of reality.
What would you do if all your base are mine?
-
Tell you to adjust your grammar as you are not a 4 year old
What would you do if I became a very, serious, not very funny, jerkwad?
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Take away your "stout", as you call it.
What would you do if I flushed all your "stout" down the toilet?
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Cut your face off and feed it to you slowly over time.
What would you do if I did this?
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Tell you ya can't make me eat my face, duh.
What would you do if you got rabies?
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Blame you.
What would you do if I did this?
-
Give you all the painful shot to make you alllll better.
What would you do when faced with the needles?
-
Show you how to break someone's arm with one hand.
What would you do if I did such a thing?
-
Watch you flop around like a fish.
What would you do if VK did that?
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Take him to the fishmonger.
What would you do if I was writing this while hiding in the same room as you, right now?
Holy amphetamine parrot this thread of mine has been around long!
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Find you and kill you as there are very few places to hide
What would you do if I paraded Flonky's head by on my battle standard?
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turn around and kill you.
what would you do if you were confronted by my theoretical 1000 pts guard swarm?
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It's theoretical... @Flonky: BTW, did you just come back to 40kO, Flonky? Haven't seen you around. ???
What would you do if every member logged on at the same time?
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watch the internet over load and explode.
what would you do if that happened?
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Shrug and wait for it to fix itself
What would you do if it came back up and you had 0 posts?
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yell "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
what would you do if you got that in the ear?
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Punch you in the face
what would you do if I answered everything that way?
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Punch you in the face!
What would you do if I dissappeared from 40kO for a few months again?
@Sweord - not back, I never really left properly - I lurk!
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Probably not care.
What would you do if I showed my apathy?
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Shake you by the hand anyway, as you too drink the best alcoholic beverage known to mankind. Cheers!
What would you do if I turned into a chicken and you turned into a pheasant?!
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I... i got nothing for that actually.
What would you do if you were turned into an ear of corn and were stuck between said chicken and pheasant?
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explode.
what would you do if you saw this?
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stare with wide eyes and back away slowly.
What would you do if you were also backing away, only to back into Sanct's van?
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Swap insurance details! ;)
what would you do if you saw my avey and Sanct's Van in a drag race?
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Put my money on your avy.
What would you do if you had to down 8 pints of my avy in under 5 minutes?
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pass out.
what would you do if i won 1st place tommorrow in my tourny?
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Kill you in the face repeatedly
What would you do if I won an 'Ard Boyz tournament with my Tau?
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I'd laugh. A lot. At the improbability of it all.
What would you do if I was a ninja, in your base, killing your doodes?
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Unlikely, as my Kung Fu is mighty, I use ninja like toilet paper (or anyone else for that matter).
What would do... [Monkey ninja throws doo right into your face, the impact is so hard it blows you out of your chair, backflipping you into the wall behind you; as you slide down into the pile of feces you know now that the Monkey's Kung Fu is indeed great.] if the Monkey did not posses any respect for the pathetic human race?
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Be forced to assassinate the Monkey in his sleep.... and have another head for my battle standard
What would you do if the Monkey King never existed?
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Worship the Bannana King.
What would you do if the Bannana King went Bannanas?
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Feed him to Jawmonkey.
What would you do if I pasted this juicy linky?
http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=145682.msg2419524#msg2419524 (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=145682.msg2419524#msg2419524)
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Yell at you to stop posting it.
If IStalk kept posting it?
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http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=145682.msg2419524#msg2419524
Because I can.
What would you do if it will be stuck on the paste button?
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Never paste again.
What would you do if I replaced IStalk's blog with Bunny pornography?
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Put you on top of the list of sick, twisted, neurotic, sociopaths
What would you do if was systematically killing off aforementioned group of people?
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Hmm, probably nothing, but then again, they are what makes our society interesting!! ;)
What would you do If I suddenly returned from a year of no posting, even though you didn't remember me being here in the first place?
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Throw spikey objects at you.
If a "spikey object" was Jawmonkey's fecal matter with nails in it?
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Push Only Slightly Crazy in front of Iron_Wolf to catch it with his left ear.
What would you do if you had to play with me in the play pen...?
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Pray you you brought your CSM so we can roll in them together. :-*
What would you do if I told you that the few CSM I didn't trade/sell off were extra spikey?
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Not care as I have amassed a ton of Thousand Sons
What would you do if I told you that just using the Black Reach rules, my Orks had a win?
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Man, your opponent must have been stoned or mentally disabled...
What would you do if I told you that I made it to the Ard Boyz Semifinals last year using a Black Reach Green Tide?
(e.g. an army made almost entirely of AOBR models, nearly 150 to be exact, except a trukk, a wagon, 2 painboys, and a warboss which were non-AOBR)
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Ask what you were planning to do this year to top it. (Also, you could probably look back to my reaction when you did so last year.)
What would you do if Daemonhunters took first this year?
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Only be surprised if the DH weren't using IG allies if they did. I'm tempted to take a similar army to the Ard Boyz, might not get to play as I'll be moving to Colorado around that time, might take "the Emperor's Immortal Swords" undead crimson fist SM successor chapter, but I'm certainly not taking the Orks; they could handle the ocal players, but they aren't tough enough for the upper-eschelons (at least mine).
What would you do if I told you that I like my current SM, but I don't think they could handle the Ard Boyz, even though they have almost everything an SM army need?
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Revise your tactics, Adapt to handle any situation, and overcome any obstacle by using superior fire power.
What would you do if just quit playing 40k for real, and just kept playing on Vassal?
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Tell you to spot it or you will go blind.
What would you do if Vassal40K was shut down like Creed closing the pool?
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I'm surprised the mods are even letting you talk about it. Video games are fun but you Snacty can't tell me you would rather greenstuff your computer monitor rather than models.
What would you do if 40k began to be sold pre-assembled and pre-painted at Walmart?
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Fly to London, hop a cab to GW Headquarters, climb on the life size Space Marine out front, go inside, find the idiot who agreed to this manner of foolery, and stab them in the face
What would you do if I did such a thing?
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Pray something terrible happens and the value of my models increases.
What would you do if I told you that I want to go to GW headquarters and get a picture of myself humping the space marine statue?
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look at you with wide eyes and back away slowly.
what would you do if you were confronted by my renegade(not chaos) space marine chapter?
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Choose the best of my 7-8 armies to kill you with; right now I would choose the Emperor's Immortal Swords, undead Space Marines.
What would you do if you had to confront a heavily mech IG force? (lots of russes, chimeras and vendettas)
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Laugh as I assault his lines in one turn and combo charge everything in a conga line.
Actually...it's not what I would do...it's what I have done...not pretty. Sparked a rules inquery over in dakka dakka...fun times as I was 100% legit :D.
What would you do if I was the nicest guy to play against...but was full of douchebag (as you all could guess)?
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Not play you as I would want to choke the life out of you.
What would you do if I started using a high powered grav cannon to launch all the snow that is falling here in Texas at the rest of you?
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Beat the crap out of you, I had enough snow, thanks.
What would you do if I did said beating?
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use the grav-cannon to get some snow over here so i can skip classes tomorrow ;D
what would you do if anonymity suddenly vanished on the internet?
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Feel really freaked out, I don't talk as much in real life. :o
What would you do if you could see a pic of someone in their avy, and they couldn't do anything about it?
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Worry is something ugly people do, I want you to enjoy the awsome aura of sexy that I'm eminating; although I do need to change the color scheme.
What would you do if I could find time to make my armour tarnished and give myself a deathly face?
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Laugh maniacally at another dead marine
What would you do if I did such a thing?
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Laugh at you as you begin to sob and beg, groveling upon my boot for mercy; too bad my marine's hearts withered away with the rest of there mortal shells.
What would you do if I told you that I really enjoyed making skeleton marines out of my massive bits box?
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Encourage your continuation of said endeavour, as I could use some Marines corpses
What would you do if I attached a Space Marine helmet to one of my Nobz, as if he was trying to wear it?
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Encourage you to convert an entire ard boyz squad or similar, because its a good idea, although, have your Orks even had a close win against any SM?
I only add trophies if the battle was hard fought.
What would you do if your warboss ran out of room for trophies?
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Make more room. (And yes, since getting the codex, I, pardon the phrase, monkey stomped Darnath Lysander and his little bolter-be-atches. Gotta love Waaagh!!!)
What would you do if I took a SM helmet from your bitz box with every win?
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laugh as for one, i have a minimal bits box and secondly I'd table you in a 1500 pt game.
what would you do if i took a trophy for the khans head rack from your bits box?
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laugh, as I don't have a bitz box, just scattered crap here and there, and you wouldn't table me punk
What would you do if I unleashed the Waaagh on Kharn and left him dead on the ground?
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couldn't care or understand less....
what would you do if I robbed ya blind?
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hunt you down and kill your little ass to death.
what would you do if you got fried from your usb port.
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asked to be turned over and put back in.
what would you do if this thread went down?
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shrug
what would you do if I hand the power of life and dearth over you?
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kill you and use it to kill sanct.
what would you do if a spy sapped your sentry?
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Horrible things that will scar you and the rest of the tavern for life.
What would you do if GW did away with Space Marines?
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but their so great for target practice.
what would you do if they took out all the inquisitorial forces?
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Be happy
What would you do if the Squats came back and wiped out the Tyranids?
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lol my ass off.
what would you do if codex squats was the next book to come out?
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Be quite surprised actually. :o
what would you do if I resolved not to be forced out by any means? ;)
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Tell you that you have a high probability of knocking up your girlfriend with that policy.
What would you do if you discovered that 40k models cannot hold back poop?
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Operation Mimic Jawmonkey!
What would you do if Children were mixed with the Watermelons in the catapult-o-doom?
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Attempt something heroic but get distracted by a shiny object.
What would you do if people would stuff you when you die.
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come back as a zombie and kill them all.
what would you do if my corpse then won the election to be president?
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hail to the cheif! :D
what would you do if actually bought a land rover?
-
Tell you to kiss your extra money goodbye as it will soon be used up paying for gas in the shoe box that is a land raider.
What would you do if you could by the real rhino?
-
trade it in for terminator armor.
what would you do if you received the rhino?
-
Take the money option as I do not want to even think about the cost to ship that thing to the states.
What would you do if you could get your hands on one of those Ard boyz boltguns?
-
Konvert it into an awesome Shoota
What would you do if I did this?
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Strap it onto my funstick and feel the power of the recoil.
What would you do if I could make you amphetamine parrot a brick?
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mmm chili.
What would you do if I told you that I'm pretty sure I generate more feces than food that I take in?
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feh.
what would you do if you could fly?
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Start dropping dookie bombs on people I loathe
What would you do if a dookie bomb hit your windshield?
-
shoot you to death with the pintle mounted storm bolter.
what would you do if you saw me driving down the street in a land raider?
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Hide in an alley and blast you with a meltagun, if the explosion doesn't kill you, I crush your head while you crawl from the wreckage.
What would you do if your LR became immobilised during the first turn? (500 pt game)
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Laugh as it wouldn't be on the table first turn...I'd have Creed inside and outflank it out your ass.
What would you do if Creed lit a cigar in your ass?
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Creed has yet to be successful against my Tau, so probably wouldn't happen.
What would you do if GW cancelled the Dark Eldar Codex for a new Tau Codex?
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cheer.
what would you do if the new tau codex dropped the kroot all together?
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cheer!
What would you do if the new Tau Codex nerfed the Blood Angels all together?
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Well, jump into Kill Team with uber krootloops.
What would you do if Kroot ate and humped the dead?
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you mean they don't do that already?
what would you do if i went pyro?
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Put on liquid latex and run at you with a target sign on my chest.
What would you do if I gave you a big hug after you've ignited me?
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horrible things cause i'm that chaossy.
what would you do if my legion of chaos marines stormed the earth?
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Tell you to enjoy yourselves...we are more self-destuctive than you invading earth and doing it for us. :D
What would you do if the Emperor is really a Nurgle worshiper...I mean he has been taking the longest crap on his Golden Crapper...
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probably not give a damn.
What would you do if the tavern disappeared tomorrow?
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weep for there are no more worlds to conquer.
what would you do if chuck norris posted on the tavern.
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Worship his post, even if he said we were idiots.
What would you do if Bryan Boitano posted in the tavern?
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Direct him to the others in the Eldar corner. :-X
What would you do if you found making fun of Eldar players almost as entertaining as mentioning the latest codex with DE players?
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Tell them: "How do you like playing an army where half your race was raped by Slaanesh?"
What would you do if Slaanesh was raping you?
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Slaneesh never rapes, you will always want it; seriously though, you couldn't resist he/she/it either.
What would you do if Khorne wanted to neck?
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Politely refuse and run like hell.
What would you do if Tzeentch wanted to play chess?
-
cheat of course.
what would you do if i beat tzeench in said game?
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Challenge you to a game, I'm quite good.
What would would you do if Papa Nurgle made you his favorite.
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Use that 1 .45 cal. bullet in my sidearm....
What would you do if Slaanesh made you his/her/it's favorite?
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i would learn to read warnings, before posting and rejoice in the happy
what would you do if threadomancy was an acceptable art
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destroy it with the art of flame warring.
what would you do if i was the emperor?
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Throw poop at you!
[throws feces straight into Dregogg's mouth]
What would you do if I was perfectly happy letting this tavern game die?
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feh. its been kinda slow lately.
what would you do if i turned into jack sparrow?
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Kill you with my ninja-fast skills.
What would you do if I told you that I am a pirate ninja?
-
reveal myself as a ninja pirate.
what would you do if the epic battle took place in the gulf-o-oil mexico
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The final showdown would obviously have to be held on the backs of speeding, burning dolphins.
What would you do if I jumped from my dolphin at the last minute, leaving you to impact an oil barge (which would of course explode spectacularly).
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do a double back flip and kick you out of the air back into the exploding barge.
what would you do if i emerged victorious from this battle?
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You wouldn't. I would emerge from the flaming barge all aflame, you would of course beat me down fantastically, but as you turn to walk away the camera would close up on the smear of pulsating doo I smeared on your back, cliffhanger music, cut to credits!
What would you do if you were cast in a movie, but your role was insulting.
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be a colossal prick of course. they're getting what they paid for.
what would you do if i couldn't think of a question?
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something saimiliar to what im doing know
what would you do if i revieled my threadomancy powers outside of the tavern
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PM a mod.
What would you do if I made a deal with the Mods to let me modhammer your ass.....in more ways than one?
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I'm pretty sure your reputation within the tavern has made it nigh impossible to ever allow you to be a mod, I'm thinking you're rutinely on the monthly list of "members who shall be killed".
What would you do if you didn't notice the new Daemon models?
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what there's new daemons?
what would you do if i built a thousand man grey knight army?
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PM a mod.
What would you do if I made a deal with the Mods to let me modhammer your ass.....in more ways than one?
so it was you aho made my avy a gay shiny vampire, Yhwh-condemned i hate twilight
erm laugh as they became obsolete
would what happen if sanct actually got banned
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The noob infestation would increase tenfold; he's gross, but it works!
What would you do if Snacty Showed up at your doorstep with his toys?
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i'd rape him
what would happen then
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the turtle up his ass explodes.
what would i do if i watched a giant elephant fall from the sky?
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You'd simply stand there and get squished.
What would you do afterward?
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the nuclear tortoise in my pocket would explode.
what happens next?
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I walk away normally after Itsuke Koizumi comes and uses his shield to save me from the blast.
What would happen if the Emperor wasn't seriously wounded and didn't have to stay on the Golden Throne of Rotting Flesh?
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the custodes kick him out and tell him not to come back until he's killed all the heretics.
what would happen if old man yarrick actually retired?
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Then Gazhie would unite the Orks and destroy the galaxy... duh
What would happen if the world exploded?
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you'd all die while i laugh aboard my orbiting star ship.
what would happen if i became an inquisitor?
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We tried this once remember???? I went mad with power and Sanct just fed off of it... so this time I'd just shoot you and leave you all alone on a planet far from any travelled shipping lanes. Alone.
What would you do if I pulled said feat off?
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grin to myself as your ship blows up when i tries to leave high orbit. then enjoy the light show resultant of the debris tumbling down into the atmosphere.
what would you do if i sat on a lawn chair with an ample supply of beer whilst i watched the "meteor" shower?
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i'd laugh as one hit you
what would happen if one piece demolished san fransisco
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laugh from under the ships spleen.
what would you do if star ships had organic components?
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torture it so it goes faster
what would you do if you were the ship
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digest your ass to death.
what would you do if i was operating on 0 hours of sleep after 2 days.
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laugh an say ha i'm operating on two hours of sleep after two days
what would you do if i told you sleepings good, m'kay, sleepings very good good m'kay
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mmrrffgh nnnsl wrhaitanf whlthidf.
the below poster will translate the above^
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no i will not sleep with you, prepositionng people on the interenet is bad m'kay its really bad m'kay
(p.s also play the right game :) )
what would you do if i asked you to translate it
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explode.
what would you next?
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nothing really
what would you do
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I would relax, sit back, grab the popcorn, and watch the firemeatworks.
What would you do if an Eldar Farseer walked up and raised his sword to cut you to pieces?
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huck a turtle at him. " what th-" *BOOOMMMM!!!*
what would you do fora klondike bar?
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I would do a threesome with you and Vosrik.
What would you do if I did it anyway?
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be-atchslap you, where's my foursome
what would you do then
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Tuck you in with about 5lbs of symtex and watch the fire works
What would you do if this thread was closed forever?
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nothing really, i've saved this topic so many times i'm becoming bored of it
what would you do if the tavern was closed
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I would die of boredom.
Then what would happen?
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I would abuse the discussion forums, I stay away from them for now because they make me angry.
What would you do if I made you my primary interest?
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I would laugh at his sad fate
What would you do if you became the Monkey's new toilet?
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I was speaking in reference to you, sweetie. :-*
[Monkey drops huge dump onto VK's head]
What would you do if a large ape was waiting in a tree, just for you?
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seek my naked slap-chop ninjas on him.
what would you do if i were the president of the u.s?
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Build an army of super-sencient gorrilanators, take away your money, abolish materialism, kill all who oppose my rule, take over the world, prepare us to take over the entire cosmos.
What would you do if you knew you could bring a golden age of Man, but you would have to give up crap like spinner rims, video games, and porn?
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Just let me finish Mass Effect 2, then it's on.
What would you do if the people with spinners rose up in revolt?
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crush them like the worms they are.
what would you do if i led a military revolt against jawamonky?
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join in with my military powers
what would you do if this site merged with us: http://secondsphere.org/index.php (http://secondsphere.org/index.php)
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Tell of the awesome tale of the down fall of Tau Online.....what a lolfest.
What would you do if scat made it into SecondSphere?
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Work on my aim, as I was aiming for the homeworld.
What would you do if I posted in here a bit, just enough to chase off the cleanliness... again?
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Do it...I mean hump the tavern and plaster everything with my goo, instead of your waste.
What would you do if I got to be temp. Mod?
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demand that you give me the title "insolent bastard", I'm still jealous...
The next poster knows who the member is that I'm refering to.
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yes but i don't recall his name or wether your playing the right game :)
what would you do if sanct also gave mee that title :)
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kill myself
what would you do if i did kill myself?
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weep uncontrollably, no wait which ones the one where i'm happy :)
what would you do if i killed you?
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Give you a pat on the 'danger zone' and proceed to get the stove ready.
What would you do if you were the son of Pizza-the-Hut?
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Enjoy my official title. "lil' crusty deep dish".
What would you do if you had to legally change your name?
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Guess... it starts with P and ends with Bear.
What would you do if you met me on a crowded train?
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nothing as i don't know what you look like
what would you do if i ate icing sugar (no euphmisms here :) )
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Tell you apply pressure over your head as you suck on your sugary treat.
What would you do if there was surprise sauce after the seventh bite?
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meh, not a suprise n0ow is it
wohat would you do if dark eldar didn't get a new dex
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Laugh at Vect and his pimp mobile.
What would you do if I talked you into playing Warmahordes?
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Decline the offer, the LGS here only gives out money for 40K tournaments. I live on blood and money, clockwork golems give me neither (waiting for a viable Farrow army and more incentive, namely money, to start playing).
The next poster has no idea who the Farrow are.
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nope not at alll:)
the below poster cares :)
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One Word: BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What would you do if I asked you out to a Bro-date to the movies?
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ask what one was? then say yeah sure
what would you do if i said what movie?
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It's the revival of My Little Ponies and the Glue Factory.
What would you do if I offered you some popcorn while viewing said movie?
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eat some popcorn. duh ;)
what would you do if a mod noticed this thread was a copy of anothe one :)
what would you do if i brought dr pepper?
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I would notify mod with colorful language and take your Dr. Pepper and 'add' some 'special' sauce.
In addition, you would 'really' eat something I'd give you?????
What would you do if I told you 'well that was easy....now time to drag his stupid ass to the van.."
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You forget, i was the depraved one in your absence, i even infected dakkadakka :)
depends, i partly think this is a persona, then again :)
i would say really, drag? :)
what would you do if i had previously offred yopu some food before we went in
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I wouldn't eat it, but then again, I am the herald of GrandFather Nurgle and creator of Slurgle...
What would you do if we could force everyone to listen to Three Days Grace?
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be a happier person :)
what would you do if we did force everyone to (read above)
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Encounter a Monkey that refuses to conform, I will purposefully not listen to three days grace now, even though I do recignise the band.
What would you do if you could do something?
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not be on this forum discussing it :)
what would you do if i fixed your bike ?
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Ride you.
What would you do if you started liking it?
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like it, duh ::)
what would you do if i was faster and escaped
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probably wait for the drugs to kick in then drag your passed out ass back to the van
for sanct
what would you do for a fiver
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not much probably say hi, :)
what would you do for that much ?
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whatever you want me to do :-* ;)
what would you do?
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probably not pay aattention to what you originally said :)
what would you do if we made a mark two ?
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Trust me, I can stain things way better.
What would you do if I made it a habit to hunt you through four different tavern games, throwing feces at you the whole time?
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be suprised that you were using your time so effeiciently : )
what would yo do if i said i've posted on almost all of the front page games :)
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tell you to let6 those threads die in peace
what would you do to yourself?
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nothing, they are dieng slowly now
what would you do to a fish
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catch it - imprison it - and love it :o
what would you do if you saw me humping a fish
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catch it, improsin, put on inertwebz
what would you do if you found a pick of you and a fish on the webz
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I really hope your talking about my old cell mate, because otherwise that's just wrong.
What would you do if your mom caught you tapping a tuna? Gagging a goldfish? Mounting a mackrel? Wang chunging a whale? Dipping a dolphin?
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I'd ask her to join in for a threesome.
What would you do if your whale lover was the father of your new half brother?
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ask why you know my family tree
what would you do then :)
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ask why don't you try and make your posts a bit more detailed?
what would you do if i went to the shop for beer and didn't bring you any back with me?
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Cry, weep and scream in a theatrical way whilst asking where the beer is.
the below poster has a week until defeat. :)
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maybe he does but this is the what would you do thread
what would you do if i said i will be bringing
this list
[195]COMPANY COMMAND SQUAD- PLASMAPISTOL, 4XPLASMA RIFLES, CARAPICE, CHIMERA
[090]COMPANY COMMAND SQUAD,4XMELTAGUNS
[060] 6 RATLINGS
[105]PCS - 4 FLAMERS , CHIMERA
[125]SQUAD A - AUTOCANNON, GRENADE LAUNCHER, KRAK GRENADES ,SGT HAS POWER WEAPON,COMMISSAR WITH POWER WEAPON
[75[SQUAD B - AUTOCANNON, GRENADE LAUNCHER, SGT HAS POWER WEAPON
[125]SQUAD A - AUTOCANNON, GRENADE LAUNCHER, KRAK GRENADES ,SGT HAS POWER WEAPON,COMMISSAR WITH POWER WEAPON
[75]SQUAD D - AUTOCANNON, GRENADE LAUNCHER, SGT HAS POWER WEAPON
[75]SQUAD E - AUTOCANNON, GRENADE LAUNCHER, SGT HAS POWER WEAPON
[210]VETERAN SQUAD - PLASMAPISTOL,3X PLASMA GUNS,CARAPICE, CHIMERA
[100]VETERAN SQUAD - 3XMELTAGUNS, (RIDES IN VALKYRIE)
[130]VENDETTA - 3 TW LASCANNONS
[130]VALKYRIE - MRP
[160]MANTICORE ROCKET LAUNCHER
[190]LR EXECUTIONER
[150]LR BATTLETANK
TOTAL 2000Pt's
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cry and say i can only fieldz 1500pts atm
what would you change then. ?
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THIS:
[185]COMPANY COMMAND SQUAD- 4XPLASMA RIFLES, PLASMA PISTOL,CHIMERA
[090]COMPANY COMMAND SQUAD -4MELTAGUNS (RIDES IN VALKYRIE)
[105]PCS - 4 FLAMERS,CHIMERA
[115]SQUAD A - AUTOCANNON, GRENADE LAUNCHER ,COMMISSAR,SGT&COMMISSAR HAS POWER WEAPON
[075[SQUAD B - AUTOCANNON, GRENADE LAUNCHER, SGT HAS POWER WEAPON
[075]SQUAD C - AUTOCANNON, GRENADE LAUNCHER, SGT HAS POWER WEAPON
[065]SPEACIAL WEAPONS SQUAD - 3XMELTAGUNS, (RIDE IN VENDETTA)
[180]VETERAN SQUAD - 3XPLASMAGUNS, CHIMERA
[130]VENDETTA - 3 TW LASCANNONS
[130]VALKYRIE - MRP
[160]MANTICORE ROCKET LAUNCHER
[190]LR EXECUTIONER
TOTAL 1,500PT'S
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I SAID WHAT TIME YOU GETTING THERE
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ask whats with the capitols, and reply around 9-10-11-ish cos thats when it opens. :)what would you do then?
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probably agree as it will be easy to get a table then
what would you do if i shat on the desk in GW
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laugh as you got permabanned
what would you do if i had to proxy?
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Stalk in the shadows, then pounce on you and devour your brains with my feeder tendrils
What would you do if I pounced you and ate your brains?
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scream and then as my last words say "proxy is ok as long as its consistant aaaaaaaaaaaaggggggg ghhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... ................... cough . ................... ...............splu ter ................... ................... pervert"
what would you do if you saw me dead on da floor in morrissons?
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lol and remeber i have three days to fix my suits.
what would you do if i was watching family guy.
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tell you to stop fething around and fix your suits
oh and call you a pervert
what would you do if i had £7.99 and said i will give it to the person that impresses me the most
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I will get shaggy with croggy.
What would you do if a deranged hobo asked you "Would you like fries with that?" ?
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leave mcdonalds
what would you do if a friend came with me tommorow?
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Figure that 2 kills for the hive mind is better than one....
What would you do if Tyranids invaded the planet tomorrow?
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Steer them towards McDonalds, they would gorge themselves and get to fat, we could step on them at our leasure as they exit the buildings.
What would you do if we discovered alien life... and that we're the ugliest, smelliest things out there?
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Grab a chainaxe and swing for the fences
What would you do if I did that?
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become amazed that you actually figured out the complications I've been having between small electric motors (no huge bulge for a hilt!), compact power supplies (batteries in the device, not on the back, preferably at least, must provide sufficient power for a realistic time period, not five minutes!), and generation of sufficient torche to realistically power a functional chain device (must be able to sheer through a tree limb encased in an exhaust pipe in a reasonable amount of time!), device must also be sturdy (ideally be able to take a small calibre round to it's housing and continue operations unaffected).
What would you do if I told you that I would be willing to offer one, maybe two, of my massive beautiful armies in exchange for a full size and fully functional power klaw or chain sword? Seriously, really, I swear it. I really would give up so much of my beautiful 40k junk in return for a device as mentioned.
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Laugh and give you a chainsaw :P
What would you do then?
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A.) Slap you for insolence as that is my department.
B.) Finish said fully functional chainsword/axe and test it on you.
C.) Aquire aforementioned armies from the Monkey and then begin production of Chainswords/Power Klaws
What would you do if I did all the above?
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Complete steps in the following order; c, b, a
What would you do if you actually had the resources, technical know how, and initiative to complete my commission?
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Go into mass production
What would you do if shortly after receiving your chainsword and sending your armies, they came on sale for 99p?
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What the hell's a "p"? This is America! ;D
What would you do if everyone suddenly took on the most stereotypical traits of their culture?
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I'm sorry sir, my my burlur and lawyer, have told me that i must retreat to my castle
what would you do if i was welsh :)
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Tell you to stay on your side of the pond or else.
What would you do if everyone in the US suddenly reverted to their ancestral heritage's ways?
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Dragging females to their caves and carrying thigh bones to wonk them over the head? Sign me up!
What would you do if you had to wear underroo's made of your dog?
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meh, id get over it,
what would you do if i sold your soul
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Use yours to wipe me arse wit.
What would you do if started typing irish slang into all my posts?
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Remind you not to post and drink.
What would you do if you could come up with witty comebacks?
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Use them?
What would you do if all your armies were kept in a locked room that then heated up to about 340 degrees Celcius, melting them all into one grey, plastic blob on the floor?
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I would beat the crap out of the guy who melted them and then make him pay double.
What would you do if a zombie apocolyspe occured.
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Execute Zombie Apocalypse plan Omega 775-13.
What would you do to know what Zombie Apocalypse plan Omega 775-13 is?
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I would ignore completly and commence my own zombie plan Delta 6-66
What weapon would you use against zombie.
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I don't know what I'd do cause you didn't play the game right.....
What would you do if pod droppa had played the game right?
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Which game is this?
I praise the next poster what would direct me.
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Right, and now for something completely different.
What would you do if Sanct came back tomorrow, all rape happy and such.
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Continue perfecting my poop fax.
What would you do if he came back, but was well-mannered and un-crude?
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Probably nothing
What would you do if I was voted Taverner of the Year?
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tattoo your likeness on my butt.
What would you do if only a handfull of members even cared about such awards?
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Laugh maniacally and try and get the mods to do away with them.
What would you do if I was successful?
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I'm sorry, I don't actively pay attention to those of lower rank, you were saying?
What would you do if you could manage to post in more substantial areas other than the tavern? (My post count would be so awesome if they counted here)
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Have a higher post count?
What would you do if the world was going to end tomorrow?
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Rape and pillage!
What would you do if the world wasn't going to end tomorrow, only 40k? (FYI Chaos-Ork-i-Nid-o-crons win, thanks to following a great Hrud migration)
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Scream blasphemy and fly to England to kill
What would you do if I did this?
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Ask you to bring me back some good scotch.
what would you do if you had a cellar of the stuff?
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Make some serious money off it
What would you do if I was selling good scotch?
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Ask for a shot as a sample.
What would you do if I told you that I work in a liquor store, yet don't sample the product? (although it would be nice if I could do some tastings, seriously, so I could be more informative for the customers)
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I would believe you. Why not?
What would you do the idea of such baffled you?
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Not sure really....
What would you do if I won it all at 'Ard Boyz next year?
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Doubt you, although I'd at least like to place in the preliminaries again (didn't get to play this year due to moving, how sad).
What would you do if you found out that the Finals awards were very lacking?
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Not care, as I don't participate in the things anyway.
What would you do if all GW sanctioned tournaments ceased to exist?
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Keep going to the monthly ones at the LGS, they pay ($10 to enter, winner got $60 last month, plus there's a best paint to get the entry fee back)
What would you do if I told you that my army's real close to placing, earning it's keep? (4th place since I started in spring, frustrating, but I'm close!)
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Pics or it didn't happen.
What would you do if you had no way to supply pics?
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Destroy the interwebs
What would you do if I destroyed the interwebs?
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I don't want to even consider it.
What would happen to your sanity if you did?
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Not even going to go back to previous pages to read a bunch of crap...
"We're all crazy, some of us just get caught."
What would you do if you suddenly realised that you're in fact crazy?
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Go off the deep end?
What would you do if you actually turned into a monkey?
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cry and assume that some black magic had been weaved
what would you do if it was snactys magic
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Molestation is not magic, no matter what the clown told you.
What would you do once you realise that you've been duped, all these years?
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Ask the clown for my money back.
What would you do if the circus tent caved in?
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see your answer,
what would you do if that was a euphamism
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What's so bad about killing eunuchs anyway?
What would you do if I told you that I knew the word yet wanted to make a play on words regardless?
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Meh, let you have at it.
What would you do if I became a mod and destroyed the Tavern Games?
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Lose faith in this fight to find enough suckers to be mods.
What would you do if you had enough of a life to turn down the offer of moddom?
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Turn down the offer of moddom?
What would you do if you didn't have a choice?
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become a mod and kill you all for speaking of me in my absence.
what would you do if i returned to the forum?
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Shoot you
What would you do if I won the Golden Daemon next year?
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Hard to say... as your farseer isn't up close enough to see any details in the image!
What would you do if I told you that I doubt your even attending the Golden Daemons, let alone participating?
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Agree with it, as they only accept stuff painted 'Eavy Metal style, and i don't really go for that style of painting.
What would you do if I took over GW and made all the 40k codex decisions.
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possess your brain meats and use my new meat puppet to get the tau update out.
what would you do if i suddenly turned into Vulcan?
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(you wouldn't have to try and convince me to update the Tau....)
I would just shoot your non-emotions using, greenblooded ass.
What would you do if I was actually writing the new Tau Codex?
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make sure you didn't screw it up.
what would you do if the meaning of the universe turned out to be 42 after all?
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Good question.
What would you do if I was the center of the universe?
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spin you like a top and watch the universe go whizzing off into the void.
what would you do if you got to see that?
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Laugh maniacally, and slap a random planet to see what happens.
What would you do if extraterrestrial life landed on Earth?
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seduce and kill them.
what would you do if the tapes got out on the inter tubes?
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Delete them, and then you to prevent cotamination reaching everyone.
What would you do if I added the XV9 Hazard to the new Codex.
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aplaud vigorously, those things are friggin awesome
what would you do if i actually spelled things right?
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Congratulate you, but you don't have to worry, pod droppa is my current target of anger and wrath.
What would you do if I didn't have a target for anger and wrath.
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A farseer that can't make up their mind... I smell the taint of chaos upon you.
[Monkey throws poop all over Farseer's face]
What would you do if I told you that I helped you view the future?
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Call bullamphetamine parrot and throw your feces back at you
What would you do if I stood up to the monkey?
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Go ahead, you make a larger target.
What would you do if I told you that I can electronically transfer feces?
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Be both shocked and amazed at the same time
What would you do if I declared WAAAAAGGGGHHH!!!!! on you?
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Fall back, deny you the charge, and continue shooting to soften you up; I never get caught up in a WAAAGH!!!
What would you do if I told you that the army I'm taking to this weekend's tournament has 5 large blast templates, 3 tl ass cannons, a frag launcher, and a set of blood talons, that and all the troops have FNP and furious charge?
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I would tell you that I have no idea what kind of SM lunacy you were talking about, but good luck sir.
What would you do if I showed up to that tournament and stomped you with Orky goodness?
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I garauntee that I will be making you pick up massive chunks of your army every shooting phase. If you win, it will be due to a fluke. If I do allow an assault to happen, it would be Gabriel Seth by himself, just to watch you pick everybody up of the table and to be silly.
What would you do if I told you that Orks are one of the armies I build to fight against (that and to handle SM)?
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Tell you to prepare to eat Deffrolla, as I intend to spam the hell out of them.
What would you do if you had to face a cheese-dick Nob Biker/Deffrolla Wagon list?
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I would take my IG tank regiment and show the Orks that you can never beat IG tanks.
What would you do if your orks get caught in Rapid Fire range of a Tau Gunline army?
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Impossible as if my Orks are within rapid fire range I'm in close combat with them.
What would you do if I told you that my Orks are unstoppable?
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I would take my Eldar Wraithguard army and BLAST them into the warp
What would you do if you had to face my Wraithguard army?
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Kill your Warlock, then wait till they go Wraithstupid and then just run them down with the Deffrolla.
What would you do if I wrote an Apocalypse Datasheet allowing the Chinork to slingload a Deff Dredd and drop it into combat ala Elysian Drop Troops?
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@ Vany: Screw that! and allow the wraithguards to practically get a gauranteed kill of a wagon?! I'd charge them with a 20 strong mob of slugga boyz, personally. (delivered by the same wagon)
I've faced Elysians, they're meh gameplay, but look really awesome (one the only armies I've ever seen that was worth more, retail, than the one I was using.
Let's see... I'd give it the following stat line WS2 (Orks should be flying it, not grots) F/S/R 11, skimmer, fast vehicle, scout, the big bomm/grot missile option of a fighta bomma (I don't recall the exacts of that, and Apoc book is out in the shed), x2 tlbig shootas (w/AA mounts, on the wings/sponsons/whatever), nose mounted tl megablasta, Transport capacity 12 models, 2 kans, or 1 dredd. For kicks I'd make the thing explode with the smaller Apoc template once it's destroyed (the circle inside the super-duper blast tamplate), due to the massive amounts of fuel the thing needs to carry in order to keep aloft while carrying a dredd (on that note, maybe switch the shootas and blastas for Skochas).
What would you do if I told you that I think I just came up with a viable Orky device?
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Tell you to grab a blank Apoc datasheet and whip it up so's I can get to building it. Supa-Chinorks fer all dedicated Orkses.
What would you do if I typed all posts in Ork speak from now on?
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Laugh as you'd get ninja'ed left and right.
What would you do if I showed you my hornie chicks?
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Pretty sure I aldready commented about that... "a lipstick face doesn't count as a "horny chick", et al...
What would you do if you stumbled across a post that needed a crude comment, but you couldn't come up with one?
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I would beslubber it til it could stay on the first page.
What would you do if all the Pedobear Jack-o-Lanterns were made by me?
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Only wonder about the ones that don't have O faces.
What would you do if I told you that I like to eat pumpkin pie.
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Tell you to rock on with your monkey self
What would you do if I became a list tailoring tool?
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I would tailor my list to fight your tailored list.
What would you do if I started typing in latin on the forums?
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I mean, it would only get better as it would be hard to cry for help, so nothing really.
What would you do if I tried bending you over a chair?
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I would find a place for you to stick that chair, but you might enjoy it.
What would you do if I only returned for intermittent periods of time?
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Tell everybody that we are actually going out and sharing 'drinks'.
What would you do if we shared a bed of roses?
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Wake up from that nightmare and mind-scrub the image from my head.
What would you do if you realize you only lived in a dream?
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Then you'll just have to see me rolling around in the mile high club with you and jawmonkey.
What would you do if we made in more interesting and used a bed of Tavern Newbies?
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I would sleep very comfortably.
What would you do people suddenly stopped posting in the Tavern Games?
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Claim that I did very very very 'bad' things to you.
What would you do if it were true?
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Assume you're correct.
What would you do if the internet banned you.
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I haz zeh backups.
What would you do if it was your account?
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You won't.
What would you do if Sanct was actually the president?
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Praise him and make an offering of young children? -shrugs-
What would you do if Sanct was assassinated while president?
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Piss on his rotting corpse?
What would you do if I took over the world with an Ork Gargant?
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Offer assistance.
What would you do if I sat my ass down and actually made an army?
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Applaud you and ask when it will be ready so my 'Nids can omnom it.
What if Warhammer 40k wasn't really about war?
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But it is so your question is null and void
What would you do if Sweord returned to us as a Tavern Regular?
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I would squish his flower avatar.
What would you do if you saw somebody bag snaching during hallowing.
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Rip them limb from limb and give the bag back to the kid they stole it from (blood and guts included).
What would you do if all the candy in the world turned sour?
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I wouldnt do nothing because there is always chocolate and ice cream.
What would you do if a freshmen from highschool started talking S@#t about you in your face.
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Punch him in his smug little-kid face. Then watch him cry because he's got a broken nose and has swallowed his buck teeth.
What would you do if a rapper wrote a song about you?
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i would rip it apart because i dont want nobody singin about me.
What would you do if i started posting in ALL CAPS!!!!!
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Ignore your posts, and pretend that another question was asked. But you guys wouldn't know, cuz it would be in meh head.
What would you do if I returned and pwned you guys with my superior wit?
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LOl, at you 'superior wit and ignore it
what would you do if i was sanct in disguise
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Not possible cuz Sancty couldn't hold himself under control here.
What would you do if there was a disease that made people act like Sancty?
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isn't that called, the t-virus?
would would you do if that was real
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Not breathe. Better to die.
What would you do if the government conspired to give Sancty shots to school children?
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what do you mean if?
what would you do if i was the government
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Beat you. :)
What would you do if I did that?
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nothing, but bide me time
what would you do when i came for you
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Shotgun with whammy shots.
What would you do if you got the reference?
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nothing as i don't know it
what would you do if you suddenly got a 'great big bushy beard'
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Swap it for a mustache.
What would you do if all your hair fell out?
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wait til it grew back
whatwould you do if podda ninja'd you
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Couldn't happen.
What would you do if I ninja'd you?
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Shoot you in the foot
What would you do if I ninja'd you?
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Be annoyed at your copy-paste.
What would you do if copy and paste was illegal?
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Be the copy and paste police and lock you up
What would you do if I started IG?
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Praise you.... Lol. i have the army book. As well as 5 (or is it 6?) other codexes.
What would you do if you had as many codexes as me?
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I have more.
The below poster is wondering what I need so many codexes for
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I know. Being as craazy as me.
The below poster wonders how crazy.
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Too crazy.
What if this thread turned from 'what would you do' thread into 'the below poster' thread?
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Throw the games' rules willy nilly to the wind...
[Monkey strips off loincloth and begins to dance around a burning copy of the tavern rules]
What would you do if I told you that I would greatly enjoy running naked around a bonefire of just about anything?
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Believe you and applaud your audacity. Maybe join you if the mood suits me.
What would you do if the bonefire was composed of your armies?
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Rip off your head and amphetamine parrot down your neck.
What would you do if I did nothing but quote Drill Instructor Hartman from Full Metal Jacket for the rest of the day.
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Shoot you in the chest while in my soiled underwear.
What would you do if I told you that I hated that movie?
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Not give a amphetamine parrot. At all
What would you do if I became Ork Player of the Year?
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Id pod in and take your orks out with extreme prejudice
What would you do if i pod in and took out vanitys orks
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I would help you.
What would you do if I decide not to help you?
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Id declare you a heretic and burn you and your army to the ground.
What would you do if i did what i just posted.
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Well, I'd listen to Michael Jackson's Thriller and come back to life.
What would you do if I passed this up?
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Coming screaming in on Warkoptas and rip the head off of Droppa and then implant it in your rectal cavity. Then I would just blow the both of you up with some obscene weaponry.
What would you do if I showed up in your house, eatin your cheezeburgerz?
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Well, I'd tell you that I'm lactose intolerant, so they aren't mine.
What if I showed up at your house, eating your burgers? (notice I put out the cheese)
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Hack you to death with my Big Choppa that doesn't grant armor saves.
What would you do if I built a working big choppa?
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Laugh at you for wasting your time.
What would you do if I was eating said Big Choppa?
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Laugh as your head seperated into an upper and lower half
What would you do if I ran through the neighborhood with aforementioned big choppa, swinging like wild.
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I would order S.W.A.T to take you out.
What would you do if i went crazy and started sniping all the russian spies in this country.
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Laugh at the bloody mounds piling up in D.C.
What would you do if I was a Spy?
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Id call the government and theyed send delta team after you to capture you, you damn commy now respect AMERICA!! (sorry got carried away :D)
What would you do if i was an extreme patriot.(oh wait i am)
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Hope to god you aren't a Redneck Patriot....
What would you do if the government was lying to you?
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Id start a revolution. The constitution does say if we are mistreated or wrnged by the government we are obligated to bring it down.(im no longer a redneck ive lived in virgnia for quit some time now i lost the accent and all.)
Wht would you do if america was no longer the most powerful country in the world.
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? What are you talking about? China's got our asses cornered.
What would you do if we were all forced to speak Mandarin?
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Become a mime.
What would you do if I told you that China doesn't care about which language you speak, only that they own your ass?
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Probably believe you.
What if they made you work in a sweat-shop for the rest of your life?
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We're already there brother.
What would you do if I told you that we are all grease for the cogs of the great machine?
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Nod and go find a 'cog' to replace.
What if I told you that America is going to die at some point?
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Yeah, but we'll get to rape and pillage first!
What would you do if I told you that I still like the country, and don't plan to leave anytime soon?
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Respect your decision, i wish i could live in the country
What would you do if a bus on top of a train came plowing into your best friend's 2 story apartment and hit him?
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Knock it up to fate and steal his weed.
what would you do if Itold you that I would steal his junk, alive or not?
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Well, it is his junk, so he doesn't want it, right?
What if you meant junk in the other sense of it?
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That's disturbing.
What would you do if I took an all grots list to 'Ard Boyz and won?
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I would say that your opponents must have passed out from laughing so hard.
What if I took an all scout list to 'Ard Boyz and beat your all Grot list?
Oh, and Junk in the other sense means - what he calls his junk but loves it so much AKA 40k stuff.
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I would wait for you in a parking lot with a baseball bat and use my 4 Attacks plus Furious Charge on you.
What would you do if I did that?
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I would tip off jawmonkey so he can throw some feces at you.
What would you do if i fought vanity and jawmonkey and carni king at the same time and i had a bolt pistol and chainsword.
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You would lose to a feces-throwing Monkey.
What would you do if I told you my stat line was nothing but 14's?
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I'd say that you may have a vision or memory problem! Either way, that is a 14+ save on a D6, and when I use a amphetamine parrotload of Hormagaunts with Toxin Sacs, you'll just die.
What if I actually won the 'Ard Boyz with an all-scout army?
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Just stop, it won't happen, just powergame it like everyone else.
What would you do if I told you that I made it to the Ard bBoyz semifinals using AOBR Orks?
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Tell you that Rokkit Koptas (I refer to them as Orkpaches now.) are a solid win button and i am trying to fit them into my current tourney list.
What would you do if I fielded a super Mek army consisting of nothing but Deff Dreads, Warbikers, Deffkoptas, and Killa Kans?
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Appreciate the fact that we have a 5-pound rulebook to whack you in the face with.
What would you do if I cheated and you didn't know?
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Upon finding out? I'd hunt you down, beat you in the knees with a baseball bat, and then melt that 36 hour conversion that kept you up for 2 days straight while you painted it. I'd then pour that hot liquid plastic down your throat.
What would you do if I did something so brutal?
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Umm, i would call the cops, cuz you seriously need to be put away.
What would you do if i called the cops on you?
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Set up the Heavy Bolter turret ;)
What would you do if i had a functioning Heavy Bolter?
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Ask you where the hell you buy ammo for that thing?!
What would you do if i sold it on Ebay?
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Id immediately buy and purchase a suspensor unit.
What would you do if i found a suspensor unit for the HB GM Sanguinuis found.
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Still wonder where you're going to find ammo for that beast.
What would you do if I told you that I would trade one, or more, of my armies for a functional power klaw?
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Cobble together something that resembles a power claw, and say 'Just as planned' when I have in my possession your armies.
What would you do if Tzeentch controlled your life and you knew about it?
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Well derf! I'm his trump card! ;)
What would you do if I told you that the "power klaw for an army" has a few restrictions?
-Must be man-portable (I have to actually be able to use it, if needed) and maintain enough power to function for a reasonable duration (20-30 minutes); I figure the device will consist of a back pack and klaw.
-Must be able to crush/sever/mash/etc a tree limb encased in an exaust pipe in a reasonable amount of time (close fast enough so the object couldn't be pulled away); a double action system would be acceptable (quick, spring-loaded catch and a, relatively, slow hydraulic crush immediately afterwards would be acceptable).
-Must be able to reset the klaw in a reasonable amount of time as well.
-Must be sturdy, able to be used repeatedly, and at the very least, bullet resistant (deflect .22 calibre or other small arms rounds).
-Must be able to be maintained in the field; e.g. able to be repaired with readily available tools/parts, energy source ideally would be internal combustion (diesel, gasoline, kerosine, etc) or battery (ideally one typically used for riding mowers or maybe small automobiles), supplying power to the device.
-It would be nice, but this is not neccesary, if the device also included a cigar lighter and red paint.
Seriously, no joke; no plasticard, no hockey goalie gloves, no cardboard and duct tape (well, maybe a bit of duct tape), I want a real power klaw! Some of my armies are meticulously painted and worth thousands of dollars; I only lack the technical know-how and resources to build a power klaw. Surely one of the members of 40konline can do this... sigh
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I'd refer you to my engineer friends.
What if you finally did get that claw, but find out that an enemy of yours just got a Power sword?
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I think its safe to say that Imperial "power" weapons are quite a ways off, I don't think we'll live to see that type of device... a power klaw however is entirely possible, I'm sure of it!
What would you do if I called your bluff? (Get one of your engineer friends interested in 40k! Surely they could BS their way through the production at uni, claiming it as a "mining" or "tree-clearing" device or some such.)
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Sorry, but without committing the theft of a jaws of life cutter, I think you may be amphetamine parrot out of luck.
What would you do if I stole a jaws of life cutter and made a power klaw out of it?
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The device itself is probably too heavy, have to be able to lift/use the klaw with one arm (need a free hand for my slugga, silly!).
What would you if I told you that I believe the biggest drawback to be the hydraulics?
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I would agree.
What would you do if I made one using electric motors?
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I think it would make the arm apparatus would become too heavy.
What would you do if I told you that it would need a dead-man's switch and a release button on the internal controls?
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I'd tell you to start thinking of something else.
What would you do if Games Workshop closed its doors... Permanently?
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Meh. I have enough Orks and Eldar to keep me happy.
What would you do if GW discontinued 40k and just stuck with Fantasy?
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Sell my 40k to nerd/collectorz who still want them and buy more Helves =]
What would you do if they dropped their prices to half what they are now?
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Slap you for being another punk-ass High Elf player.
What would you do if I ignored some people's posts and just responded like a total dick?
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nothing you do that already
What would you do if VK stopped that?
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Oh I don't see that happening any time soon..... ;D
What would you do if I slapped batcat down?
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Tell you to do other things to the Tremultuous Ocat.
What would you do if the cat attacked your junk?
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Be very happy I wear a cup at all times (as awkward as it seems).
What if you didn't have a cup?
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I prefer a Tremultuous O with sharp claws and teeth :o... HAYOO!!! ;D
What would you do if you could remember more of those awesome one-liners?
Oh, how I miss you, Rodney Dangerfield; I had no appreciation for you until it was nearly too late!
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Quote them much the same as you do.
What would you do if I started using random George Carlin quotes?
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Miss you, as you would likely get banned.
What would you do if I told you that I should start taking more pictures of my avy, letting everyone watch as it rots?
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I would say that Nurgle pumpkins are win.
What would you do if I crossed over to the Monkey-side.
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What? build up a half dozen armies? You're nuts!
What would you do if I told you that I have too many 40k armies, yet I can't bring myself to trim the collection down?
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You can never have too much Wahammer 40k!!!
What would you say if I said that?
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You just did, and I don't see any people starting to have spasm attacks yet.
What would you do if you never said that?
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Since I didn't, nothing
what would you do if I couldn't decide on my next 40k army?
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Id suggest joining the elite ranks OF ................... ................... ................... ..............
What would you do if i removed you exterminatus key.
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I'd buy a new one
What would you do if FW models became double the price for US buyers, but got the prices halved in the UK?
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lol
What would you do if that (Phils thing) happened and you DIDNT live in the UK?
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Simply order using UK currency, duh........
Would would you do if I had a brain?
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Burn it then burn your body then id immolate your ashes you nurgle worshipper.
What would you do if i killed all the chaos gods.
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Tell you that they aren't dead, you simply banished them back to the warp.
What would you do if I banished Phil to the warp?
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Be glad that there is one less Slaanesh daemon for my Nurgle units to compete with......
What would you do if a Beast of Nurgle showed up at your door and wanted to "play"?
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I dig out the peanut butter and let him inside.
What would you do if I told you that the beast of Nurgle was really fun, like a big puppy... with a horrid case of mange? (e.g. Snacty)
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Then I'd send it to the pound and see what happens
What would you do if a beast of KHORNE showed up at your door and wanted to "play"
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Then I'd hit it with my psycannon.
What would you do if I signed up to be the Herald of the Monkey God?
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I'd sign up to be the Herald of the Monkey-Eaters God
What would you do then?
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stick to being the herald of the one god not often seen in here.
what would you do then
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Burn you for not believing in the immortal emperor. (hes not a god, hes just that badass)
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i would accept your offering of complete fealty and ten million pounds, why thank you.
what would you do if that were true
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Assassinate you
What would you do if I was the Emperor of Mankind?
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see your answer,
what would you if my sisters(maybe) had a background
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I do not mess with other peeples family, i only g after one target at a time.
What would you do if the Tallwood Cross-Country team made it to regionals.
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Slap you for not realizing cliny was talking about SoB.
What would you do if I returned to the greater good?
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Continue humping your head.
What would you do if you had some leakage on your forehead?
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Clean it up
What if it wasn't blood?
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Freak out and stab whatever was the cause of it.
What if it was pudding?
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Lick it off your forehead (as long as its vanilla)
What if it was chocolate pudding?
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Tell you that dookie doesn't belong on your forehead.
What would you do if actually was feces?
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Id stop grab it and throw it at jawmonkey.
What would you do if i threw it at jawmonkey.
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Tell him to open wide and accept the Salty Snack.
What would you do if what I meant was not his mouth?
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I'd wonder what you meant
What if it wasn't feces, but instead chocolate?
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He'll have a sugary ass cheek.
What would you do if you had to nom nom it?
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[Monkey squats over Snacty and begins to generate inhuman amounts of filth on top of his head. Snacty likes it!]
That's what I would do.
What would you do if the boss gave you a half dozen bottles of Boone's Farm due to the cooler getting too cold yesterday? (not my prefered method of drunk, but it would've been a shame to waste them, no?)
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Invite a good friend over and have some laughs. (Laughs=Brawling....)
What would you do if a fight broke out at work?
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Rape and Pillage is the only law then.
What would you do if you were bashed on the head and taken to my lair to receive my seeds?
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Not a big fan of Rocky Mountain oysters, thanks though.
What would you do if I told you mine would need wrapped up like a ham as they're damn huge? (like volley balls, go ahead, kick'em, I like it!)
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I praise you for enjoying your reproductive organs kicked with a Power Fist...cause I wear those as rain boots.
What would you do if you were wearing a coat of used condoms?
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I'd put on a suit that the people at nuclear power plants use and continue on with my day.
What would you do if their was a zombie epidemic?
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Follow the ten steps of the T.E.M.P.L.A.R.S. (Tactical Enforcers of Monsters and Paranormal Lifeforms, Aggressive Reaction Squad)
What would you do if I told you that I have difficulty hanging around "undead" acting persons?
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Tell you to stop moondancing.
What would you do if you like sleeping with little kids?
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Considering that I'm a "little kid", sleep with little kids.
What if you were a grown-up?
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Take advantedge of the situation and tell the tale of the one eyed snake.
What would you do if I linked this:
http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=207300.0 (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=207300.0)
?
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Id click it, look, read the post, and then laugh my ass off, and then congragulate you for supporting breast cancer.
What would you do if i did not support breast cancer.
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tell you to have fun with all those no-breasted women, I however prefer women with huge breasts.
What would you do if I told you that if I were rich I would start a charity giving breast cancer suvivors free implants?
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I'd say that you should also look into other forms of charity
Meanwhile, what would you do if I was rich and decided to put my efforts into stopping yours?
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Stop paying for Great Bears to clean your throat and rear end.
What would you do if you had a steampunk vibrocannon for the misses?
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Give a bag of charcoal and go drink a beer.
What would you do if I prefered wind power for such devices?
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Explain to you the usefulness of Geothermal?
What would you do if i convinced you that Geothermal was superior?
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I would say geothermal stupid and a waste of time and id go straight for nuclear.
What would you do if i said nucllear energy was the safest form of power.
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Tell you to play more Sim City not on eazy mode butt plug on.
What would you do if "this time, I'll be bulletproof"?
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Drown you instead
What would you do if I was bulletproof and had gills to breath underwater?
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Then Ill suffocate you.
What would you do if I was a bulletproof daemon, which needed no air?
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Put away my gun and exercise you.
What would you do if I told you that I am an ordained minister?
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Tell you we need to talk about teaming up to double team some more kids.
What would you do if we'd offer "Free Candy and Help to Find Jesus"?, on the side of the van of course.
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Not get in anyways. :P
What would you do if Sancty's van was in a accident?
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I would kick Chris Williams out of the van in the middle of nowhere.
What would you do if he was knocking on your door?