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Community => Tavern Games => Topic started by: Talon Undecided on October 29, 2008, 11:34:22 PM
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A rather simple game, where one poster will put out two choices and the next poster will have to choose, and give a good reason. The goal is to make each choice as humourous and witty as possible not to mention twisted, sick, psychotic and all things Tavern-y.
Example:
Would you rather clean yourself in a bathtub full of worms or a bathtub full of cockroaches?
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Worms, as it would feel more like a normal bath, and I hate the sensation of little insect legs on me.
Would you rather
Scream praises to the Emperor at school
or
Scream praises to the Emperor at the mall?
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Both the emporer must be praised EVERYWHERE.
would you rather flip off the driver of a leman russ who's drunk, or flip off the driver of a baneblade who's sober?
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The depends on which side I am on, and where I am standing realative to the tank in question. If I was a fellow Imperial, I would have to say the Leman Russ, as he will hopefully know me well enough not to fire!
Would you rather
Have the Tavern dissapear
or
Have the Tavern Games dissapear?
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Well... I don't really think it matters, as a pear doesn't have feelings, it doesn't affect anything if either the Tavern or the Tavern Games disses one.
Would you rather...
Be the writer of 'Squad Broken', and be recognized on sight as such or
Have 'Squad Broken' become official GW fluff :P
If you haven't read it, don't.
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Gawd, this is a hard one. I would rather have it become official GW fluff, so I don't get lynched on the streets by Marine lovers. Interpret this at your will.
Would you rather:
Wash your brain in acid, or just get TT's for reading the first paragraph of Squad Broken?
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Ive never even read Squad Broken but Id still rather have the acid thing.
(SB sounds like a bad thing to me and I really dont like TT's)
Would you rather run through a busy mall(200 witnesses or more) screaming "HAHAHA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!" with a bucket on your head, or run through a less busy mall (175 witnesses or less)naked?
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The former... in fact, i might do that anyway, I mean, there are worse things, like being naked... and for only 25 people less?
Also, whats wrong with me :P? (you realise TT was meant to be short for Tiberius Thyben, and he meant my brain... I'm rather clever, thank you very much.)
Would you rather give up a leg, or an arm?
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A leg. You need both arms for lots of stuff, like painting your minis, beating people up reliably, and typing fast enough so as not to get ninja'd on this forums.
Would you rather freeze to death or burn to death?
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Burn to death as I presume it would be quicker although I suppose it depends on the temperature at which you burn and at the temperature at which you freeze.
Would you rather..die an incredibly ironic death which people would know about for eons to come or live a long but incredibly boring life with no family and no hobbies working as a portable toilet cleaner?
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I would rather die an ironic death, because I would be too dead to care, and it would hopefully give people a good laugh. Like Genghis Khan dying by falling off his horse after conquering Asia on horseback.
Would you rather uncontrollably yell like Chewbacca when you snore or when you poop?
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When I poop as nobody needs to hear you when you poop anyway so there will be less embarassment - I can just avoid public toilets.
Would you rather..be Chewbacca but still living on Earth with everyone thinking you were constantly just wearing a costume or be some guy in a costume but with everyone thinking you actually are Chewbacca?
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I would rather be a guy in suit pretending to be chewbacca, becasue I wouldn't be chewbacca.
Would you rather:
Be Cher
Have to constantly listen to Cher
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Be her, then I could kill myself and rid the world of Cher :D
Would you rather die choking to death on a piece of gravel you were stupid enough to swallow, or die getting buried while trying to eat said gravel?
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Choke to death. The latter seems like stupid times two.
Would you rather lose your footing on the train or on the bus?
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On the train, it doesn't wobble as much.
Would you rather be short or tall?
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Well, since I'm already short, I guess I would like to give tall a try.
Would you rather have to fight a mountain lion with the benefit of a large and very sharp sword or a rotweiler with the use of a 3" pocket knife?
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Lion with a sword! It sounds cooler if you die that way
Would you rather be caught in a volcano eruption or a tidal wave?
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Tidal wave - better chance of survival.
Would you rather go on a blind date and end up with Rosie O'Donnell or your mom?
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Rosie O'Donnell. Dunno what she looks like, but my mum... Yeesh
Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?
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Google it then ;)
NINJA.
Would you rather have a video series on Youtube that is ridiculed by everybody, or be publicly exposed on TV?
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Id rather it be ridiculed, i mean star wars kid is famous...
Would you rather
be mechanically induced to scream at the top of your lungs for an hour, or
have your eyes glued shut for a day?
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Probably the eyes being glued shut unless there was any lasting damage because you could just sleep all day but if you were screaming, well that would hurt.
Would you rather..be killed by Elton John in a fist fight or Rosie O'Donnell suffocating you?
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Elton John. At least he might then write a really cool song about our fight.
Would you rather live your life without your mobile phone or without TV (that includes on your mobile).
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I would rather live my life without my TV
Would you rather be a grot under a particularly nasty warboss or a conscript under a commissar.
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Conscript. You can actually be promoted.
Would you rather eat a plate of fried lice or a plate of tomato sauce worms?
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tomato sauce worms fired lice would freak me out
would you rather be hit by a Bubble Bee going 500 mph or a cannon ball going 20 mph??
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Bumble Bee because even if it goes straight through you'd probably have a better chance of surviving.
Would you rather..be Master Chief from Halo or a Space Marine Commander from 40k?
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Space Marine Commander. Duh?
Would you rather be burned or frozen to death?
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if incinerated instantly then yes if not freeze to death after you go numb it's just death to follow the wait would suck .
drown or die in zero atmosphere
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Zero atmosphere. I'm terrified of drowning... :-\
Would you rather have no arms or no legs?
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no legs
blind or deaf
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Deaf, too many pointy things in the world to run into(ouch)
Would you rather
-Fight with a pocket knife against an Ork
or
-Fight a lesser nurgle deamon bare handed?
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You could actually kill the ork. Just jab him in the eyes.
Would you rather have to fight a carnifex with a lasgun, or a dreadnought with a blowtorch?
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Dreadnaught cos then you can burn your name on his butt and hell never know!
Would you rather:
- Have a 1 night stand with Sancjud OR
- Have a threesome with Moc and Starky?
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Oh damn this is hard. ::)
Threesome with Moc and Starky. Snacty would be terrible.
Would you rather:
Download Vassal
or
Let your guilt kill you
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Can I pick option three : Kill Myself?
Be immortal and live forever always ageing or die next week?
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Live forever (at least I get to do everything I've always wanted to, and can always kick my own bucket when it gets boring)
Would you rather
- Eat a Nurguling
or
-Hug a Lictor?
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Hug a lictor. I wouldn't die.
Would you rather?
Die
or
Download Vassal
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die, unsure what the second option is.
Would you rather collect:
Dark elves
OR
Dwarves
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Lame question. Dark Elves, cos they're a) evil b) getting some new models and rules soon, including the new Cold Ones (hell yeah).
Would you rather die trying or die failing a deed?
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Die trying. Really, to fail before you die would be horrible.
Would you rather...
Download VASSAL or...
Download SL, which is fully 3D, allows you to play 40k, or any other game in such a way, and offers a few FPS 40k sims. Oh, and you can alter your models as you wish.
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My Uber Self already have d/l Vassal, so I guess SL would deserve a try. (Linky?)
Would you rather run through a crossfire between gangs on a street or meet Sanctjud after dark in a remote alley?
Starky
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What is this SL? I want a link.
Run through a crossfire. That way I could only get hurt physically...
Would you rather try to land a plane without having the skill to do so or to parachute off the plane without having the skill to do so?
(If you have either one, don't answer.)
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Many people parachute without really having the required skills, so parachute it is - The alternative is a BIG-KRASH-BADABOOM!
Would you rather run on embers or face off that maniacal bastard with a huge pickaxe?
Starky
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embers
boiled or skinned alive
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Boiled
Wound you rather face a 'fex or a Leman Russ?
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(I hope you mean the tank.) Leman Russ. If I run behind or close to the front of it or climb on top of it, it can't fire at me. If it's the Primarch, I'd just surrender to him. As a worthless lapdog of the Corpse-God, he'd probably let me live.
Would you rather kill a person with a kitten or with a bunny. The animuls in question would be alive before the act.
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I Would shoot them with my bunny cannon! BANG! hows THAT for carrot cake!
Would you rather
-Be captured by the Dark Eldar
or
-Alone and hunted by nids?
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Alone and hunted by the 'nids - at least when I die it will be quick.
Would you rather bring a knife to a gunfight or bring a gun to a knife fight but only have 2 bullets and there are 10 guys?
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Gun definitely. I could intimidate them and make sure there wasn't a fight or I could kill two and take their knives. If it's these 10 vs me I'd probably die but if it's a ffa I could try running and shooting at anyone who caught up! :)
Would you rather..have a couple of beers or eat a pizza? Thought I'd throw something less disgusting/frightenng out there..
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I'll answer it based on how I currently feel... I am full but thirsty. Time to go to the fridge and pop open a cold one.
Would you rather have a flesh eating disease that will slowly kill you over the next 5 years or be given two weeks to live before you die suddenly?
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Die in two week. Dying slowly is no life.
Would you rather be bankrupt or be rich and in jail for 10 years?
Starky
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Rich in jail. Jail goes away, bankruptedness does not.
Would you rather:
Get blamed for rolling the dice to see if the game goes on to a 6th turn.
OR
Get beaten by Snacty in 40k
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Get beaten by Sanctjud. It's not hard, considering the amount of
excessive power gaming competitive playing he engages.
Would you rather get a lot of money (like €40,000) by spending three months doing some boring, hard and probably even painful work (illegally so, such as carrying stones that weight >20 kilos each around in a construction yard by hand) or the tenth of that money (€4,000) by doing some interesting and probably even rewarding job?
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I'll take alot of money, since afterwards I can live for awhile doing whatever the hell I want.
Would you rather have cancer or aids?
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Cancer.
Would you rather watch a porno with your parents, or of your parents?
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that's so wrong in so many ways
but watch with parents
rather die by hanging or firing squad
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Firing squad.
Would you rather fight a Bear with Sharks for Arms, or one hundred grade ones (of 50/50 split in Gender if that matters)
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Your question is kinda vague... if i had sharks for arms, then i might as well take on the bear... if the bear had sharks for arms... it may be kinda ponderous... could get behind it and kill it. If you get to choose between having sharks or one hundred grade ones for arms, i would choose the sharks, as i hate kids.
Would you rather spend 7 minutes in the closet with Sanctjud, or be run through with a power sword?
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The former. I'd rather chill with someone for a bit, then get killed.
Would you rather be a leaky faucet, or a cricket that no one can find?
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cricket
a buzzard or a dung beetle
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Buzzard, get the chance to pick out your eyes.
Would rather get AIDS or Cancer?
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That question has already been asked but..depends on what kind of cancer + how soon they find it but I'll still say cancer.
Would you rather have the largest 40karmy ever (a billion points!!) and your own mansion to store it in (+ you're not allowed to sell it) or own GW but not get to own more 40k than 2000points?
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HA! Own GW and find anotehr hobby!
Would you rather be rich but alone or poor and have friends?
Starky
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Rich. Friends are easy to buy.
Would you rather whine to GW about 5th ed rules or make up in-houses?
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Whine, much funnier.
Would you rather take a lick at Sntkjud's right hand or eat that flea ridden, 3 weeks old pizza?
Starky
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The 3-weeks old pizza. It doesn't guarantee instant death and shame.
Would you rather get destroyed by Gutstikk or I?
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Actually, you. For lets face it, you have the right of revenge while I can't get Myself beaten by TWO Autarch in a row, right?
Would you rather have Fun or Win?
Starky
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Have fun. But winning is linked to having fun.
Would you rather praise Snacty for his Slurglish or stop using yellow text?
For lets face it, you have the right of revenge while I can't get Myself beaten by TWO Autarch in a row, right?
Not really...
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Id rather stop useing yellow text!... Oh wait!
Would you rather Play Zombie Killers (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=172690.msg2103330#new)or praise my
250 posts!
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Praise your 250 posts - but I shall do neither! edit: because Zombie Killers = boring
Would you rather..go to hell (typical interpretation of hell, you know - rivers of lava w/e) or go to heaven where unfortunately the only music they ever play (and they play music constantly) is Cliff Richard stuff (for some reason they don't listen to Cliff Richard in hell)?
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Heaven, I could easily block my ears ::)
Would you rather be a dwarf or tiny (about 2 ft tall), but in proportion?
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Aren't they the same thing?
If not, dwarf. Dwarves are cool.
Would you rather slap the pogo-stick guy for spamming about his 250 posts or slap me for be-atching about Vassal?
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You. I never slapped a grown, supposedly wise and experimented man yet, could be interesting...
Would you rather get 1000 post and be banned a month or take a full year to get these 1000 posts the normal slavering way?
Starky
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The normal way. What does post count even matter? :P Even a guy with about 4850 posts can crank out bullamphetamine parrot daily. (You know who I mean... ;))
Would you rather be pushed down stairs or willingly fall down the same stairs?
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Pushed - I love retribution.
Would you rather live in Siberia as a super-wealthy millionaire, or live in Tahiti but be middle class?
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Siberia. You can always move.
Would you rather be like Sanctjud or BE Sanctjud?
Starky
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Uhh... can i choose throwing myself into the emergency intelligence incinerator instead? If i cant, i would like to be Sact, as having two Sanctlike beings is even worse than one...
Would you rather have a 32 hour work week for the rest of your life, making the same as a 40 hour one, or work a 40 hour one for 60 hours pay?
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40 hours/60 hours pay. More 40k models!!!
Would you rather be eaten alive by piranhas or shot in the abdomen and left to die (no help is coming and you will die from this).
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Piranhas. Probably quicker.
Would you rather go your life without video games, or without interwebs?
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A difficult one. I think I can manage no video games.
Would you rather creating a World destroying robot or BE that robot?
Starky
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Be. At least I won't lose control.
Would you rather be encased in thick armour plates, your weapon an extension of your hand ie. a Chaos Warrior for Eternity, or be able to roam free and wild, and still be able to enjoy human pleasures such as eating and loving, i.e. a Chaos Marauder?
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Chaos Marauder. What is life without sex?
Would you rather be a Jailer or an AoD participant?
Starky
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Jailer. Had plenty of bad incidents as a participant.
Would you rather wait patiently, or wait with an axe in your head?
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I think I'll wait patiently, thank you.
Would you rather end up single for life or be caught in a arranged marriage straight next month?
Starky
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Single for sure.
Would you rather face off against a lion with a .357 magnum or a T-Rex with a Browning .50 caliber machine gun?
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Lion. A .367 Magnum is still pretty effective due to the lion being slightly shorter than you, so you can shoot its brains out. T Rex be too tall to fire at weak spots.
Would you rather have a plain jane as a girlfriend, or a hot babe?
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Plain Jane, well she can't be ugly that is.
Would you rather see or smell?(gotta choose one only)
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See. Smelling has never been so special.
Would you rather sell your computer or all of your 40K?
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My computer. It will be much less work to replace.
Would you rather lose a fight to Mike Tyson or win a fight vs. an old lady and have to live with the guilt?
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Lose the fight, it
should would be short.
Facing Jason Vhoreez, would you rather have a axe or a chainsaw?
Starky
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Since it is a horror movie, the chainsaw... can i attach the chainsaw to the axe?
Would you rather wear a red shirt on the away team, or wear a fancy face obscuring visor in a battle?
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Fancy face obscuring visor. It can be taken off more easily.
Would you rather:
Learn how to tediously get models/move guys/do Second Life
OR
Vassal
OR
Table-Top Gaming
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table top.
now the important one
chilli with or without beans?
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You can't have chili without beans?!
Chili with or without corn?
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Without, as I wouldn't want to waste the corn as I throw away the chili.
Would you rather join the Fifth Wind Legion, or the Chaos Dwarves of Goovil?
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Chaos Dwarves. They still have beer (though not chilled).
Would you rather get Lizardmen when they come out in February, or save up for Imperial Guard in April?
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IG. Massive firepower FTW!
Would you rather be forced to use Mac OS for all eternity, or go without one hand?
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As it stands now, go with one hand, provided I can keep my right one. In 5 years maybe Mac will have their 3d engines in line with the mainstream PC gaming world and you won't need a super-powerful Mac + boot camp to run basic PC games. Then I would get a hand transplant and use OS X exclusively.
Who would you rather meet in a dark alley at 3 A.M., Chuck Norris or a Khorne Berserker?
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Chuck Norris. His aura of awesomeness would ensure proper lightning. Thus the alley wouldn't be dark anymore.
Would you rather climb the outside of a skyscraper up or down?
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I would go with up, it's always easier climbing up then down. And you'd have to be looking up to see which way to go.
Would You Rather:
Be naked in the sahara?
Be naked in the artic?
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Sahara...
Would you rather fight...
Giant Zombie Chuck Norris or
Giant robot Mr. T
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Chucky, it is quicker.
Would you rather drown or die of thirst?
Starky
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Drown. Thirst would be far more excruciating.
Would you rather have to fight and kill (with your bare hands) a bobcat or 500 chickens?
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500 chickens. Sounds cooler to brag about :D
Would you rather look like a man and have a girly voice, or look like a woman and have a manly voice?
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Woman with manly voice, because there's a good chance she can pound anyone who insults her voice.
Obama or McCain? ;D Let's not get tooo political here...
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Obama, because if you don't vote for him, YOU'RE RACIST!!1! (I actually like McCain, but i had to say that)
Obama or McCain or Ackerman?
http://www.ea.com/redalert/factions-allies.jsp?id=PresidentAckerman (http://www.ea.com/redalert/factions-allies.jsp?id=PresidentAckerman)
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Are you serious? Ackerman would wipe the floor with these guys.
Attack Dogs for border patrol FTW.
Which would you rather use as cavalry, bears or bulls.
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'nuff said.
Tanya or Natasha or Yuriko?
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Tanya.
Shake it, baby!
Aircraft carrier, Dreadnought, or Shogun Battleship?
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Aircraft Carrier. It'd just ram them.
Would you rather ;D or >:(
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;D
Live in Europe during WW2.
-or-
Live in Europe during the events of Red Alert 3.
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WW2... the death count is nowhere near as bad
Europe during RA3 or
Europe during the Firestorm Crisis?
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Depends where i lived but probably rA3
live as a soviet of ally?
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Live as a soviet allie of whom? I wouldn't mind living as a soviet allie. I am sure they have had many allies at all points of their time as a nation. The actual group the allies were the soviet ally at one time or anther before the Iron Curtain, so I could comfortably say that I could remain in the country I am in now due to that fact.
Would you rather;
Cry Glue, Or sweat Cheese?
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Sweat Cheese, definetly. It helps when I'm hungry and want to exercise.
Would you rather
Pledge yourself to the Heralds of Twilight, aka the 40kO Chaos Space Marines, and help with their rise to glory
or
watch as I post a new thread about the 40kO Chaos Marines, and then you may pledge yourself at your leisure?
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You forgot option 3: Die in a hole.
Seriously, Neither. I hate chaos and never will love them.
Would you rather play Snact's Crap Legion or my Krap Kabal.
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Your Crap Kabal... Wait, I already did, right? Snacty's then.
Would you rather fight my Silver Ghosts footsloggers or moc065's Lack Lusters?
Starky
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Your Silver Ghosts, because I have an Awesome Hat of +3 Anti-Starrakatt that guides my hand.
Would you rather be trapped in City 17 prior to Gordon Freeman's arrival, or on Mars when the UAC opens the portal to Hell?
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city 17 no doubt.
Would you rather be part of the group on jurrasic park or day of the triffids?
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Jurrasic Park (atleast i know what happened to them)
What aircraft whould you fly wihout any training?
f-17 jet fighter
or
Sophwith Camel biplane
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F-17, totally. I wanna fly something I CAN'T outrun in my less-than-impressive car.
Which would you rather live without, good food or good booze?
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Good Booze, I don't drink.
Would you rather lose to me horribly in Vassal,
or
Lose horribly to me in a real life game?
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In a real life game. It's not guaranteed you'd have a camera.
Would you rather pull a Snacty by stroking the number generator (who is, by the way, very ugly, or lose horribly?
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Lose horribly, at least you can learn from it.
Would you rather eat your legs or your hands? (have to choose either one)
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Legs, i need to paint my warhammer and play PC games(Although my Karate would suffer)
would you rather shave with a cheese grater or shave yourself with acid?
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cheese grater. An acid that can actually helps me shave would kill me somehow.
Would you rather talk to a keeper of secrets or a lord of change?
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Lord of Change. Nothing is more maddening than thinking if one is of the correct gender.
Only man in a woman's world, or only woman in a man's world?
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Only man. As a man, I'd get all the action I wanted. As a woman, I'd get WAAAY more action than I wanted.
Be the star of the last place team or a bench warmer on the first place team?
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Star of the last place team as it means i rock and they suck.
Would you rather die Indian Style(buried in the sand and ants eat you)
or Chinese style( Bamboo seeds underneath your bound body are watered and then grow through you)
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Chinese as i would probably die of thirst befor the bamboo killed me.
Would you rather die by bieng stretched slowly until your body gave way and you were ripped apart or bieng burt alive at the stake.
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Being burnt is quicker.
Would you rather Die by 1000 cuts(Another chinese one) or die by being frozen to death
(Btw i think bamboo grows pretty fast(supposedly 2-3 inches a day) and i think the ancient chinese torturers made sure you lived long enough for the bammboo to kill you)
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Frozen to death. At least I will not rot that fast and in the far future, who knows, some scientist might just clone me.
Would you rather break your fingers one by one with a hammer or burst your eardrums using a nail?
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Burst eardrums with a nail.
Would you rather stop torture devices/ways of death and take it to the KTAP thread or face my terrible vengeance?
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Face your
puny terrible vengeance.
Would you rather be covered in rotten meat and slowly eaten by rats or burned to death with a cigarette lighter?
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Rats cause i couls beat them to death with the meat.
Would you rather leap into a jet engine or be a chaos cultist in DOW.
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engine its more fun
would you rather eat all of your direct (mom, dad, sisters, brothers) family or be stuck on an island with with a perverted rapist that is the ugliest person in the world (who has been stalking you for the past month) for 3 months
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Can i kill the rapist?
Would your rather play 50pts regular tabletop 40k or 200 pts vassal?
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Who in his right mind would play a 40 pts game?
Would you rather be an excellent painter with time to do your minis or a bad one rich enough to commission them?
Starky
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Bad one i'd have a bigger army.
Would you rather, play IG without heavy support, or marines without elites?
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Marines witout Elite - They manage quite well without.
Would you rather be a pimp or a drug dealer?
Starky
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Drug Dealer. You'd get rich.
Would you rather get on Vassal now or try to experiment with SL?
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You know what i'm tierd of your vassal advertisment.
Loose to me in vassal or die in a horrible way?
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Die horribly.
Getting stomped under the sole of My boots or under an elephant's paws?
Starky
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Elephants have paws?
Be a eunuch who is always surrounded by beautiful women or be highly virile and never meet anything but horrendously ugly women?
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Former, why not.
Would you rather have penises for fingers, or sponges for hands?
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Penises would be funnier don't you think? Women would turn crazy...
Be an Ork or a Kroot?
Starky
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Kroot, they've got ork genes you know. Besides, both give me an excuse to eat birdseed and defecate in my house.
A retractable baton for beating me when I delude myself into thinking I'm a tavern diety, or a club?
(well, I am anyway, but what if I weren't and I was deluding myself in some alternate dimension?)
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Retractable baton, its more stylish and less barbaric
Would you rather smell fish that has been left in the open for 3 hours or a pair of dirty socks left by your dad for 2 days?
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Fish
Would you rather kiss this guy
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or accidentally fall into a deep relationship that turns out to be your sister.
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dam id kiss the big red x.
would you rather smoke pole or play the pink oboe?
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The pink oboe, that's got style.
Would you rather kick a baby or your doting silver-haired grandmother?
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Kick a baby, not mine anyway. Never hurt my grandparents.
Would you rather eat your baby alive or eat your limbs?
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A baby cos I need my limbs to play stupid games like this, PLUS they're squigy!
Impale your self on your own, or your best freinds penis?
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First option, didn't quite understand the second :S
Would you rather play fantasy or 40k?
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40K. What kind of question is that?
Would you rather have a bluish or a greenish skin tone?
Starky
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Bluish. At least Smurfette was cute. Ork women otoh....
Would you rather date a ton of women who never want to be serious or date one woman who never wants you to have any other female friends?
(My current dilemma, and yes, it can be funny... when I'm not crying, that is.)
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Oooohhhh. Depends. I'd to option number 2.
Would you rather get vassal or date a woman (prepares cookie for funny answer)?
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i'd rather date a woman as i cant get VASSAL to work...i probably couldn't get the woman to work either :P (no funny answer sorry)
Would you rather be a gandalf or dumbledoor?
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Gandalf, because he has a staff, not a lame magicy stick.
Would you rather dance awkwardly at your work/school/city, or go back in time and be Hitler's advisor.
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i normally do the first so i guess i'd try something new
would you rather live in england...or anywhere else in the world?
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England. Seeing as I already live there, no transportation fees.
Would you rather curse the mods or curse Rasmus.
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If curse as in to swear I'll just swear at myself as I am a Mod. I wouldn't want to mess with the Rasmus, he sees all.
Would you reather Always refer to yourself in the third person as "The Emperor" or Always answer the phone saying "I am the Harbinger of souls"?
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The Emperor just decided He was ALSO the Harbinger of Souls.
Would you rather hat your avatar or suffer terrible consequences?
Starky
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I'll suffer whatever crazy consequences you want Starky, I'm not doin it.
Would you rather live in a horrible anime world where there are 15 hot chicks after you but they all like to hurt you or live in a horrible world with no 40k, Fantasy, Space Hulk, D&D, MTG, or internet and the only video game is ET?
Peace
~OD
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The horrible anime world, anytime...
Would rather be raped by an anime tentacled monster repetetively in your dreams for the remaining of your days or only once in R/L?
Starky
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IRL. It's shorter.
Would this be something like your last avatar?
Would you rather read snacty's batrep or listen to me drone about Dark Eldar WWP tactics.
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Well both have a strange appeal to me. I'd have to go with the WWP though as I've always secretly wanted to play DE.
Would you rather be forced to watch a certain episode of StarTrek the Original Series (the Trouble with Tribbles) 4000 times with your eyelids held open ala Clockwork Orange
or
be forced to watch President Bush's Speeches with your eyelids held open ala Clockwork Orange?
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george bush. :o my eyes hurt. DAMMIT.
Would you rather cut of an arm or a leg? (has to be the leg/ar, you like/use the most.)
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Depends. Are we talking of normal legs or are we including metaphorical legs as well?
Would you rather drink a strange, brown and lumpy drink that smells fruity, or eat a beautifully decorated cake that's smells like the toilet seat after a fat man with hemorrhoids who ate curry had just used?
Bonus points for guessing where I got the quote from.
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Cake. I can plug my nose. Please don't tell me this happened in your life...
Would you rather face Snacty and be destroyed and be disgraced or be accused of cheating against another person?
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If it still tastes like fruit, I would close my eyes, pretend it's a smoothie and take the drink.
Would you rather ignore Vassal-related posts or respond to them?
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Respond, I'm very heavily into vassal.
Would you rather have Stalin's mustache, or Hitler's?
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Stalin. It's similar to Jack Layton.
Would you rather be President Bush, or Osama Bin Laden?
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Bush, because he does not have a nation after him at least.
Would you rather fight Bruce lee or Chuck norris?
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Corpses are easier to fight, so Bruce Lee.
Would rather swallow a cockroach or make your way through a raw rat?
Starky
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Cockroach. At least that's gone in one bite.
Would you rather eat raw, stale fish or cooked, stale fish.
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The cooked one, at least some heating tend to disrupt Nurgle's influence...
Would you rather kick an irritating mod or strangle a spammer?
Starky
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Strangle a Spammer. Banned > Being Arrested.
Would you rather be told your wrong forever or be told your right for 20 minutes and then die?
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I'd rather die. Forever takes too long.
Being caught in a train wreck or in a sinking ship?
Starky
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Train Wreck. It'd be faster.
Would you rather leave 40kO or leave the tavern?
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Leave the tavern, I spend most of my time in the rumor mill.
Would you rather die on your feet or live on your knees?
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Whatever, i can grow new legs or relife Myself.
The next one is ugly.
Starky
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Uhhhhh. Wrong game buddy.
Would you rather post with L33T writing or all smilies.
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Smillies, at least I can be understood.
Would you rather stink but not smell it or constantly smell an horrible stench but be the only one to smell it?
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Hmmmmmm, i'd rather smell it than give it.
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Would you rather point out Shloeb's error, or live with it? 8)
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Live with it.
Would you rather give your avvy a larger hat or a large scorpion?
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A large scorpion so my avy can kill other avys and steal their power.
Would you rather be an emo or a ginger?
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ginger. but then you don't know your hair is on fire.
would you rather kill yourself or kill someone you love more than yourself and die with them???
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I would say I was going to kill myself and then pretend I had amnesia.
If you had to live your life as a musical would you rather that it was set to Michael Jackson songs or AC/DC?
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Michael Jackson's songs are nice so I'll choose them.
Would you rather commit suicide by jumping off into a tub of hot chocolate or jumping into a baby pool and drown
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Chocolate hot tube. I could eat a lot of chocolate before dying and the baby pool death is just lame.
Would you rather go in a fist fight against a warlus or against an ostrich?
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Ostrich. At least there's more meat for eatin's and eggs when I win.
Would you rather play Left 4 Dead or not?
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Not, because I am loved and never "Left 4 Dead".
Would you rather fight at the Normandy landing or against Darth Vader.
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I would fight at the Normandy landing on the German side on Juno Beach :P
Who'll you live in Japan or not live in Japan?
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Japan has too much fog.
Would you rather realize you didn't know what you were doing or keep doing what was wrong?
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not knowing. Then i don't kill myself for doing it wrong all the time!
would you rather fail or read this black text
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Fail.
Would you rather stop posting in all the threads or face the tavern deities WRATH?
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meh, i'm supposed to be working. wrath is fine.
would you rather work or get paid for doing nothing.
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Paid for doing nothing, as in I would rather stay at home watching tv and playing games and collecting money at the same time.
Would you rather eat raw chicken or raw duck?
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i actually meant nothing nothing.
The chicken.
Would you rather eat everything or nothing. You still get hungry, not the eat. you can still drink.
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I would not eat because I can live on drinks alone.
Would you rather ban Shloeb or live with the wrath of the so called tavern deities?
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As the Tavern's Head God I have no problem living with Godly Wrath tm.
The next poster will wonder how many time a day Jawy kneels before his boss. :o
Starky
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Sadly Starky, wrong game...
Would you rather laugh at Starky while he holds a Heavy Bolter, or dance on his house naked?
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Dance on his house.
Would you rather know how I found where he lives or join me up there?
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I'd rather know, so I can make sure it never happens to me.
would you rather kick a dog, or kick a baby?
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As the Tavern's Head God I have no problem living with Godly Wrath tm.
The next poster will wonder how many time a day Jawy kneels before his boss. :o
Starky
Making mistakes in games isn't very godly. :-\
I would choose the baby, he can't bite me.
Would you rather fight for your life or live for a fight?
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Live for a fight.
Would you rather live at the height of the Greeks or at the height of the Roman Empire?
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Roman although they end up copying Greeks (but hopefully, they just copied the good aspects and not the bad ones "cough paedophilia cough".)
Would you rather know all GW secrets and never play anymore or not?
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Not
Would you rather have intercourse with a man, or die?
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Die, at least I could keep my arbitrary dignity.
Would you rather eat your own eyes or loose your legs and arms?
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Im sorry Gerald Tremblay, but me thinks I cannot lick my nose. Let alone eat my eyes.
Would you rather flame me for being evil, or light Shade on fire.
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I've already caught myself on fire so I'm going with flame you.
Would you rather flame Rasmus or Rummy.
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Rasmus. He would take it as a joke.
Would you rather make a bet on winning the Shade vs. Jester feud or lose to a complete beginner?
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Make a bet, cause we all know who is gunna win. ME! ;D
Would you rather watch Bleach or Deathnote?
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Neither.
Would you rather insult my bad response or DIE!
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Insult your horrible reply.
Would you rather have a creative insult, or a blunt one?
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blunt. then they are stopped. then you run.
would you rather reply to this or not?
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Would you rather have all the money and wealth in the world with no other human around or be the poorest of them all with plenty of humans around.
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how about the middle? Still got people, still got money.
or how about if everyone are millionares?
would you rather eat a toenail or fingernail?
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Finger nail, I used to chew on them so I guess they can't be that bad.
Would you rather claw out your eye and eat them or would you rather get burned to death slowly?
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Would you rather hang from a tree by your nutsack for 10 hours or have intercourse with the fattest girl in the world on national TV?
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1) Answer the question.
2) I would rather...have intercourse. It wouldn't kill me.
Would you rather leave the tavern or have me welcome you?
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Aah ninjaed :-\
Have you welcome me? (hopping it doesn't involve anything else)
Would you rather agree with me blindly or disagreeing with me blindly?
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Disagreeing blindly. Then you can't pull me into anything.
Would you rather not post again in this thread or only post in this thread?
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I would rather not post again. Since there can be a version 2 of this game. ;)
Would you rather eat worms all your life, or wash dishes?
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Wash dishes, who do you think we are?
Would you rather being touched by a follower of Nurgle or a folower of Khorne?
Have you welcome me? (hopping it doesn't involve anything else)
I welcome everyone in there- And you were. It was bloody if I remember well...
Starky
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Khorne, death would be quicker.
Would you rather eat a nurgling or be eaten by nurglings?
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I'd eat a nurgling, because I do that a couple of times a month. Yeah, I just revealed what they put in the BigMacs.
Would you rather have an iPod or a SonyEricsson walkman?
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Neither. I hate music.
Would you rather tell me why you wanted to know or draw more comics for me and the rest of the world?
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Definitely draw more comics.
And as a matter of fact: would you rather hear me say that I've got another one coming (the mods have to clear it first), or would you rather hear me sing a christmas carol?
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The comic! Dear God, please let me take the comic!
Would you rather subscribe to another Tavern Game for eternity, or have your eyes gouged with salad spoons?
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Eyes gouged with salad spoons. It's not permanment.
WOuld you rather tell me how to unsubscrive to a tavern game or face my wrath?
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I'd tell you if I could remember, but I'm most likely bigger than you so I'll take my chances with wrath for now.
Would you rather have to share a room with your ex and your best friend as they do their "thing", or again, salad spoons.
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Salad spoons...my last ex was a joke
Would you rather give me all of your money..or give me all of your warhammer models?
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All my money... Suck on those 2 pennies...
Would you rather wear a onesie, or be a grizzly bear?
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Damn you Raktra, you ninjaed me!
be a grizzily, I get to have claws that way.
Would you rather use a blunt instrument to beat Starky's godhood out of him, or a sharp instrument to make him bleed it out.
You gotta get that godhood you know.
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I'd use a hammer as it can do both.
would you rather sell your soul to chaos or the emporer.
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Jokes on them... They sold their souls to me long ago.
Would you rather eat a brick or 5 nails? The construction kind.
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The brick, I can eat it piece by piece.
Would you rather have a bee beard for a month or try to eat a living venomous snake with a spoon.
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The snake, it can't be worse than Snack-D.
Engage in a battle of wits with Rummy or Chuckles?
Starky
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Rummy. At least there's something to drink.
Spend a night with Starky or Snacty?
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At least Starky has some Christmas cheer.
Would you rather be forced to read every post on every thread in this board, or die?
Simple answer in my view.
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I did once. At last first page. I almost died.
Live in [tendencious question] Canada or in USA? [/tendencious question]
Starky
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Canada. USA ain't good for me stomach.
Live in Singapore or Malaysia? ;)
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Singapore of course. Civilisation ftw. And I'd get to meet you.
Live in France or in Germany?
Starky
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France. I can speak French at least.
China or India?
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Mmmm, a difficult question. I wouldn't mind Hong Kong I guess.
Sweden or Ireland?
Starky
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Ireland. They have beer.
Continue along the lines of countries, or try something totally different?
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Something totally different.
Would you rather go to Mars or Mercury?
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Mars. I have a higher percentage of survivalbility there.
Freeze in pluto or burn in the sun?
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Pluto, considering that freezing to death there is as fast than burning on sol.
Would you rather continue on the planet theme or return to the country one?
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Planet one, it's much more interesting.
would you rather float in the endless depths of space for eternity to the galactic east, or the galactic west?
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It could ve interesting to meet the Hive Mind, so East.
Tumble in a collapsed star or burn into a supernova?
Starky
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Burn into a supernova- just seems more memorable.
Be attacked by a rabid badger or fight a 30 foot-high 10 ton Lobster high on PCP?
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Fight. And win.
Would you rather slaughter a defenseless woman or two old folks?
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Neither, you twisted bastard - Admit it, that's your hobby, right? RIGHT? I like your style...:-*
Gnaw off your own toes to survive or both your ears?
Starky
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The ears, how can you survive without running?
Would you rather saw off your feet or watch Twilight until your eyes start to bleed?
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Saw off my feet rather than watch it once.
kill evrybody or be killed
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Kill every body of course.
Would you rather kill ten men and be a monster or kill one thousand and be a hero?
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Neither and be remembered as the one who stood by his ideals no matter what (but was in reality only lazy)
Banana split or split banana?
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Ice cream is better. And you are lucky Sanctjud or Jaws wasn't the one to answer that banana thing.
Fail professionally or fail in love?
Starky
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Fail in love. At least with professionalism I can buy me some hookers...
Be plagued by a billion lice, or be scalped?
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Scalped. Because I would hopefully be dead before.
Would you rather retreat from civilization and live the lonely life of a mountain man until you get mauled by a bear, or go so insane you lose your entire grip on reality and believe you are Cthulu?
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Believe I am Cthulu, at least my life will appears awesome to me.
Would you rather clean a public bathroom with your tongue or use this (https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.joeydevilla.com%2Fwordpress%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2006%2F05%2Fchuck_norris_toilet_paper.jpg&hash=9efc193fff808b3cc3991fb392d00e10104798ce) when you go to the bathroom.
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Ooh, thats a tough one....
I choose constipation!
Give up CHRISTmas, or give up Warhammer (40K too)
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Christmas, I hate it as it is.
Hit by a hammer, or stalked by TheJester?
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Hit by the hammer. Jester can probably do worse.
Would you rather punch Shade or punch Raktra?
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I'D rather punch Raktra, but I would rather have you guys try to punch me.
Would you rather be punched by Raktra, or the person who takes boxing/Shade.
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Cthulu?
Cthulu
It's Cthulhu.
I would rather box someone then get punched. Gives me a solid chance to fight back.
Would you rather right godzilla with nothing but a scuba gear set and a sword that is able to cut his skin, or a grizzly bear with wheels?
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Godzilla. At least i can see me childhood hero.
Would you rather kill alexander the great or julius caesar to create a name for yourself for doing that.
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Alexander so I could be called "Gerald the Greater".
Would you rather serve Stalin or serve Hitler?
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Stalin. His name sounds better.
Would you rather leave the tavern and never return or be punched by Raktra?
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Punched by Raktra. I mean, if I didn't have the Tavern, what would I be doing all day long...?
Cheese steak Jimmy's or How do you turn this on? (The one who knows what I'm talking about will receive 5 million cool-points from me)
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How do you turn this on! *(Age of Empires FTW).
It's a Good Day To Die or Oh You Pitiful Worm?
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It's a good day to die. Not sure what it does, but it sounds cool.
Tell me what your talking about or leave me clueless?
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Let's enlighten you then. Basically those that me and Vime had mentioned are cheat codes for popular video games, Age of Empires be his and Warcraft be mine.
Cheese Steak Jimmy's give 1000 Food. How do you turn this on gives you an overpowered car. It's a Good Day to Die gives invulnerability. Oh You Pitiful Worm kills yourself.
That's No Moon or Imperial Entanglements?
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That's No Moon (Galactic Battlegrounds is sooo fun, it never gets old!)
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Would you flame Unleash Mayhem for his mistakes or make up something and pretend it was his words?
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Flame. Flame. FLAME. ;)
Would you rather be a troll or a poster that everyone ignores?
-
Poster that everyone ignores.
Would you rather I were boiled slowly or given to nurgle as a present to atone for my sin?
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Boiled slowly. We can hear your screams.
Do something entirely embarrassing while drunk, or do something entirely embarrassing while under amnesia?
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Amnesia, being drunk is a sad excuse.
Get sick at the mere mention of tea or coffee?
Starky
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coffee. 11 year olds all prefer tea.
would you rather kill and eat sanctjud or vaporise and breath him?
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Kill and Eat, cause we all know that you gain the powers of those you eat.
Would you rather not bathe for a year, or spend 30 minutes with George Bush.
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Spend 30 minutes with George Bush, that way you might have a chance of assassinating him
Would you rather visit a brothel dedicated to Slaanesh, or a garden dedicated to Nurgle?
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SLAANESH! At least there's a chance to get out of there alive (and even satisfied).
To turn into a dog or a bear?
Starky
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Bear please.
Turn into Starky or Santcy
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Ohhhh, hard decision. Bearded lady. Least she can shave.
Would you rather eat Snacty's mess or Brussel Sprouts?
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... well the last one is me in a nutshell.
whould you rather live in sahara or siberia?
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Siberea...I look good in Fur ::)
Would your rather have a life or play this game?
(we all know the answer ;D)
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Erm....
Would you rather read Malekith or Nagash?
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i don't need a sword; i have a boltgun.
would you rather post on this thread or do something worthwhile?
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Sheep. They don't kick yuo.
Would you rather laugh at a bad joke or not laugh at a good one?
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Not laugh at a good one.
Would you rather eat pie, or eat "pie"
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everyone knows that mr. bush ordered the extermination of dancing grannies years ago.
mr. bush or mr. brown?
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Mr. Bush
Would you rather be able to sneeze with your eyes open or sleep with your eyes open?
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Sea Weed. Much better.
Would you rather dance the polka or the salsa.
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The salsa, much better music and more attractive dance partners.
Would you rather, ride up thirty floors naked, covered in barbaque sauce in an elevator full of starving wolverines or spend 24 hours at an old folks nudist colony.
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The elevator. At least I can tell the stories about how Chicago Ted and Chuck Norris bowed to me as I give each and every wolverine a tooth extraction (ONE BY ONE) to every good looking girl on the planet. Much hilarity ensued?
Would you rather have a coffee or a tea?
-
Depends if I need to stay awake or for pleasure - Coffee/Tea.
Confront Mike Myers or Jason Vhoreez?
Starky
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Depends on the occassion and what terms. Mike Meyers probably.
Attack an innocent person or watch someone being killed without helping?
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No one is innocent. That is a moral dilemna Tauir...
Give a kidney or an eye?
Starky
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That's the point, Starky.
A Kidney. Least I won't look like a pirate.
Would you rather never eat again or never drink again (living all the while miraculously)?
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Never drink again.
Indian Curry or Western Curry?
-
Indian.
Prefer a Pogo or Hot Dog?
Starky
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Hot Dog. I rarely have it, cept for a vendor near my home.
Bad story or bad joke?
-
Bad jokes are shorter.
Red or Blue?
Starky
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Haven't you seen 'Red vrs Blue: Reconstruction' ? blue does not exist any more remember? so red is the only option.
Would you rather lick peanut butter of a hobo's foot, about 150 grams of it and yes the bottom of the foot, or wrestle a crocodile naked? ( assuming you are human while doing this)
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The crocodile - At least I have a chance to live through.
Accept fresh meat a new Taverner or not?
Welcome aboard THE Bill, new blood is needed on a regular basis in the Taverns (dunno why), yes, blood... [lick lips] :)
Starky
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I would not, nostalgia is precious to me
Would you rather know all or nothing, so you wouldn't be bothered by trouble in the world?
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I would rather know ALL as that way maybe I could stop the worlds troubles and become king of the world. Oh and win the Lotto every week as I now know everything.
Would you rather a holiday abroad or in your own country but at place you have yet to see?
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Abroad, it's -12 Celsius here, go figure =D
I prefer Spain!
Would you rather have 10 girls that like you, or 1 that loves you?
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bald, loads of cool poses i can do with a bald head!
would you rather rob a granny or an officer?
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officer all the way, granny can get really vicious with her hand bag
Would you rather run over a judge judy's son/daughter in front of her in a car or have a thick pig's tail.
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Pigs tail, it's not evil like running over a kid with a car, and you can have it surgically removed.
Would you rather have true happiness and love, or be the richest person in the world
(Anyone who doesn't pick the first one is a fool)
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Richest person, then invest most of it and make more and live a normal life not a mansion and may a good car though and then go under cover and find the first two.
Would you rather = = = = = = = = = = = =
(p.s. same question as above)
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Ah but the question was which would you choose, not choose both lol (implying you could have one but not the other)
Love and happiness, of course. Nothing matters more than love, be it love of one another, love of God, love of this hobby etc :D
Would you rather fight Abaddon or the Avatar of Khaine - assuming both wanted you dead
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Avatar, Abbadon would make you suffer
Would you rather discover you come from Pluto one day or be president of the USA for 4 years (I think that is one full term isn't it?)
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yeah, I think it's one term
Definitely Pluto, I'd love to find out I come from another planet.
Would you rather make up and discover you were Vladimir Lennin or Joseph Stalin?
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Stalin. He's dead.
Would you rather wake up dead or undead?
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Undead, because I would still be alive and unharmed because everyone knows Bill is immune to the infection
Would you rather wake up with used cigarettes in your mouth (about 15) or find a dead rat in your mouth.
-
Survivor. At least the legacy will live on.
Zombie Apocalypse or Alien Invasion?
-
Zombie Apocalypse, at least you know what you're dealing with.
Sleep or not?
Starky
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zzzzzzzzzz
zzzzz or zzzzzzzzz....?
-
zzzzz. Easier to type.
Post a lame question or put time into a good one?
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Don't see why I should have to be the first one. ;)
Would you rather believe that a UFO actually did fly into a wind turbine in Lincolnshire or believe that anything that can navigate across a galaxy or two isn't likely to hit anything.
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The second choice.
Would you rather drink three liters of blood or be drank off three liters?
Starky
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Marmite.
Would you rather jump without knowing how far the jump is or leap across a pit of snakes.
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I always jump without knowing how far it is. Yet have an unnatural aversion to leaping pits of snakes...
Would you rather;
Be an imperial guard conscript,
Or be a Grot?
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Conscript. Least you get to go up in society.
Would you rather quit 40k forever or leave your spouse forever?
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40K, although it would make me sad...
Being a chronic insomniac or a work addict?
Starky
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Work addict. At least I'm doing something instead of lazing around on a bed.
Stepped on the foot by an elephant or a lady wearing high heels?
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Depend. What's the lady's weight? :P
Poke yourself with a white heated fork or put a screw trough your hand?
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The fork, at least it eon't bleed. And after the screw is through the hand it could rebound and brain you through an eye socket. How 's that for bleeding?
Khorne is pleased.
Would you rather that the below poster prefer to praise or to kill in his/her(doesn't exist) next post?
Starky
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Err isn't that a different thread.......
If civilisation as we know it ended tomorrow would you rather that governments where reinstated first in the recovery or would you strive to be king of the world.
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king of the world, then i can have starky burned at the stake for his heresy...
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Heresy, really? As the Godlike patron of such a new society, I suspect that you'd be the one get your finger burnt were you to try to pull that stunt...
Know your place or suffer the consequences [bwah-ah-ah-ah...]
In such a World, become a religious leader or a politician?
Starky
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Religious leader because as long as there wasn't a chastity vow it sounds good wholesome fun!
Would you rather live in blissful ignorance or a mediocre, well-informed life (both of equal length)?
-
Blissful ignorance. So long as I am on a desert island, which would probably be the reason for my blissful ignorance, funny.
Would you rather be Robinson Crusoe, or one of the Swiss Family Robinson?
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Neither. They're both lame. Though if I had to make up my mind, it would be Robinson Crusoe.
Would you rather live a boring existance or a life with fame and glory? (Sound familiar?)
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Fame and glory ofc!
Would you rather spend your life in pain or with no long term memory (so no memory greater than 30seconds) ?
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Pain, you get used to it pretty fast,
spending a year in sweden (damn cold hell-hole)
or spend a year in kazakhstan (plain hell-hole)
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Sweden! At least its modernized
Fall 20k feet from a plane without a parachute or have a plane fall 20k feet on you, without a parachute?
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Plane fall on me. There's a chance the plane rolls a 1.
Coke or Pepsi?
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eeeeew...neither, i prefer fungus beer
beer or wine?
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Wine all the way bro. Gets you drunk faster and way less calories.
DELTA or SAS
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SAS FTW!
Cod4 or Halo3
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call of duty . halo looks like a kiddie fiddler
blow goats or get blown by goats
-
I prefer blow football.
In a post apocalyptic world would rather have insane martial arts skills as portrayed in likes of Fearless/Crouching Tiger or own a gun and enough ammo for a year.
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I prefer blow football.
In a post apocalyptic world would rather have insane martial arts skills as portrayed in likes of Fearless/Crouching Tiger or own a gun and enough ammo for a year.
Martial arts. I can score a gun later.
Would you rather play Fire Emblem as intended and let people die from your mistakes, or would you rather reset all the time and have everyone live at the end?
Ciat,
Seer Fox
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Er... what?
Would you rather...
Be a letter of the alphabet, or be a number?
(and which one?)
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Letter, "Z" so people dont use me all the time and I get to chill out ::)
Would you rather see a five year old meticulously destroy your WH army? or would you rather do it yourself with someone holding a gun to your head?
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Five year old. At least they have some fun.
Would you rather collect dark eldar or eldar?
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Eldar! Death to the poop monkeigh!
SM or CSM?
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SM, seeing as how I already have DA :P.
What fluffy unofficial army would you build/convert?
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Kroot!
Do you brake for Kroot?
Y/N
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No, though they are cool. And I'm not sure that answer qualifies, it is an official army. I meant stuff like Chaos Eldar, pre-heresy Chaos, Exodites, etc... stuff like that.
Does Shloeb's answer qualify as a valid answer? ::)
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Yes, the mercenary list is not a legal list but some tourneys allow it.
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No question? Hmm. I'll answer the last two then.
Yes and yes! Well, I guess I wouldn't brake for Kroot actually, as I don't have a car.
So then, would you rather answer this question, or feign ignorance about the question being put to you?
Ciat,
Seer Fox
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Dammit! Too late to edit.
Ignorance works.
Heads or tails?
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-blank- Tails never fails
Would you rather be on an island with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or would you rather be with the Season One Power Rangers?
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IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!
Would you rather watch a load of 70s cartoons, or 80s cartoons?
Ciat,
Seer Fox
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Um, hippies please?
Hippies or terrorists (to work with)?
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Terrorists. They actually WORK.
Western RPG's or Japanese RPG's?
Ciat,
Seer Fox
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Hmm, I'll have to go with translated Japanese, though thats a tough one.
Would you allow a proxy Titan? or a WYSIWYG Baneblade?
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depends. which one falls into a strategically placed crevasse first?
swallow a 40k mini and choke to death or get swallowed by a life-size carnifex and dissolve to death.
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Oh, you...
Bless your violent heart.
Eaten by a carnifex I suppose. Cos they aren't real therefore to be eaten by one means to be eaten by nothing...
Therefore means not to be eaten at at all.
Cuddles or Engelheim? (Two newbies spreading hate and and demanding recognition)
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Cuddles. He died so many times in the Pink Daemonette tavern. That was hilarious.
Give up 40k or give up food (assuming you could somehow survive without food)
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Qua?
Well if you could survive without food, then you wouldn't be hungry... In which case the answer is simple.
But to live in a kind of Tantalus-esque limbo of perpetual hunger and thirst...
40K is good, but ain't worth it.
Become Chinese or Cuban (and not rich/powerful)
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Well, I'm already about 1/4 Chinese......
Be a Mod and hated but have super awesome Mod powers like editing people's titles etc (I'm not implying that Mods are hate btw)
OR
Be popular on the boards but not have any kind of power other than respect
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Of course I would take respect. Why else would one be a mod and have no one to plan with?
Would you rather play four square with a bomb
or
Play with Cuddles the bear
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i'd take cuddles anyday
would you rather be a virgin for ever never knowing the love of another or try it once then spend the rest of your life knowing what its like but never having it
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May as well do it the once.
M&Ms or Minstrels?
Ciat,
Seer Fox
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Minstrel's every time. Galaxy has got to be the best chocolate ever, no matter what those Frenchies say.
Would rather get drunk after 8 pints of beer or be able to drink as much as you like in 24 hours without getting drunk?
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would rather get drunk aafter 1 never mind 8 stuff not being able to get drunk
would you rather drive a skoda or be hit by a skoda
-
I believe a skoda weighs as much as a real life Baneblade, so I would rather drive one.
When the terraforming is completed would you rather live on the Moon or Mars?
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mars the moons orbit is deteriating (or how ever you spell it at an alarming rate)
would you rather be blue(dabber dee dabber dar) or green
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Well it's not easy being green (ask Kermie). So Blue is my choice.
Would you rather a life without music or a life without TV?
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noooooooooooooo why would there ever be such lives only an over lord as evil as you would think of such things i can't do it, i won't do it , it s to hard a choice .
well ok then life without tv i suppose i work more than i'm at home and now i've found 40k online i have no use for tv
a life with out 40k or a life without victory
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(hmmm... hasn't been a month yet. On a whim, I shall now cast greater heal on it.)
a life without victory, for your question was foolish, 40k is win!
would you rather forever be doomed to eat nothing but cheese, or be forced to devour jello day an night.
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Probably the cheese, though the constipation would probably kill me!
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Would you point out that yarrick has 0 post and therefor doesn't exist on the forum or would you leave him the illusion of existence?
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I'd leave him the illusion of existence, as it's always fun to watch obscure crap like that. ;D
Would you rather be a Space Marine and kill 5 xenos
or
Be the 6th xeno who kills the Space Marine?
-
the 6th Xeno,
Would you rather see Imp Gaurd or chaos in Dow 2
(acually expansion now)
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Guard all the way. Yah for ogyrns
Would you rather be forced to wear 2 pairs of woolly socks for the rest of your life or never be able to wear socks again
-
never be able to wear socks again. Huzzah for sandals.
would you rather willfully not write the second part of the post in this form (the part you're reading right now.) or forget to do so.
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Will forget to do so.
(third part after forgeting) would you rather wear a red tight spandex suit and run around your school shouting at the top of your lungs OR uploading yourself wearing nothing on youtube singing happy birthday on youtube?
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Youtube so I could remove it some time after.
Would you rather be physically connected to internet, doom to a life of surfing or have your eyes bleed each time you watch something on the internet.
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Um.... Probably bleed, if I couldn't live life due to surfing constantly. All I need is text for comics and such and this forum
Would you rather be in a band named Cookie and the Om Nom Noms, or a band named Kill Blinton and the Ha Ha Ha's.
(Kill Blinton being a stylized Bill Clinton. But with a K)
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I'd be in Cookie and the Om Nom Noms.......obviousl y.....
Would you rather be forced to play 20 games of 40k with a bunch of whiny kids at 500 pts? Or play a 3 Week long game with people you didn't know
-
Well as the saying goes "a stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet". Plus 1 game with a whining kid would be 1 game too many.
Would you rather believe that the "accident" between the 2 nuclear subs was an accident or that the Captains were playing chicken 'cause they were bored.
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CHICKEN IS FOR REAL MEN!
would you rather get ur nuts crushed by a concrete block, or screw an ant hill ;p
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screw an ant hill, bites go away, balls don't grow back :o
would you rather fight an imaginary bear in public, or fight a real bear in public.
-
imaginary, at least I wont get injured.
Would you rather watch Benhur 10 times in a row or watch all the Pokemon animes (all of them!) in a row.
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pokemon i guess at least it would keep the kid happy
would you rather be big or small
-
well i am big... 6 foot 3 and 230 lbs... and i love it ;)
would you rather have a big wang and get no play, or have a small one and get ugly chicks.
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A small one and hope the aren't too ugly of course thats why there is a light got to love the dark
plus the old saying of you can go all night and not get a 10 but you can get two 5's and be in bed by 10.
would you rather be slowly eaten by insects or by a cannibal
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Insects, simply because SHARING IS CARING!!!
that aside, would you rather play chicken with a speed freak, or play leap frog with a squat???
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Play leap frog with a squat ( although they don't exist so I'd just fall flat on my face )
Would you rather live with no legs or no arms ?
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Hmmm.....I'd live without legs, so that a special chair can be made for me that is carried by four slaves everyday!!!1
would you rather date a 70 year old for 5 hours with no touching or go out on a date (no i'm not gay) with a gay for 1 hour and he can do whatever.
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old lady but would still try it on with her
would you rather live forever as a nobody or die tomorow a legend
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Well, since I am already a legend it leaves only living forever, right?
Would rather spend an entire weekly night crying on your wimpy self but living a fairly normal life or being such a total cracknut that nobody would talk to you half the time?
Starky
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crying and living a normal life because only a weekly night crying is a step in the right direction for me, as I usually cry eight weekly nights
Would you rather pick up your best friend in the new car you bought, drive around and get stoned at a bar and then when returning home you crash into your wife and the accident ends up killing everyone involved.
Or would you spend every waking moment watching "Paris Hilton's British Best Friend".
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Id pick up my friend, beer can subdue the memories, The other would be hell
Would you rather be captured by the Dark Eldar, or Chaos?
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niether i would never get taken alive
would you rather paint or play
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Play. Nothing's better than kicking some arse to start my day.
Would you rather paint all your guys to decent quality or go for golden demon winners on every one?
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The Golden Daemon - If I had the skillz.
Would you rather trample your preferred model or a GW lawyer?
Starky
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Gw lawyer. Did you even have to ask?
Would you rather praise me for some kind of skill, or for the fact that I started this thread up again?
-
If my hands were tied I'd praise you for starting the thread up again, though I would never do it.
Would you rather live in a wonderful place of happiness and chocolate and leave everyone you know behind or stay where you currently are? Note that there is no 40k in this seemingly magical world.
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Stay, no 40k, no here, ugh
Would you rather get attacked by an alien from Alien, or a guy with a lasgun?
-
Well if i was a predator that'd be a different story but I'd still probably fight the Alien.
would you rather be in a really embarrasing movie or direct the really embarrasing movie.
-
Depends of your definition of 'embarrassing'.
The next poster shall welcome YARRIk in the Tavern, in a typically Taverning way.
Starky
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Hi YARRIk, have yourself a f***ing welcome! :P ;)
Except that we are not in "the next poster thread".
Would you rather flame me for my rudeness or flame Starrakatt for his numerous mistakes in this thread.
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Starrik (spelling)
Would you rather have GW get closed down, or lose your job?
-
gw
self preservation
would you rather have daddy or chips
-
Depends: Raw or cooked?
The next poster has been horrified by a poster's avatar before, somewhere, somewhen...
Starky
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Oh jeez. That tenticle monster?
P.S. It's not the next poster thread, or am I missing something?
Would you rather worship the wrong god or not worship at all?
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Not.
Be a flogged slave or starving all your life?
Starky
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Slave
Would you rather be happy or almost..too happy..
-
Almost...too happy is the way to go. While everyone avoids you, you can work on your secret plan on taking over the world!1!!1!
Would you rather be gay, but highly respected, or straight, but no one likes you
-
Gay and highly respected.
Would you rather accuse Cryonicleech of homophobia or accuse him of something else. :P
-
I do not accuse, I flog and torture.
Would rather become the epitome of Good, the most formidable of Evil or somewherein the middle and join Goovil?
Starky
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Hey, i'm no homophobe! my uncle's gay!
that aside,
Goovil. Need I say more??
If you had to name a partnership between Yahoo and Google, what would it be? Yoogle or Goohoo?
-
Goohoo, because they could still use their yodeling for it.
Would you rather get beaten with a bat with rusty nails in the end of it, or be wrapped up naked in duct tape and have it all ripped off at once ?
-
Duct tape... at least I'll survive that one.
Would you rather get eaten alive by rats, or die from blood loss when a girl bites off your wang?
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Blood loss.
At least I'd have something to brag about before I died.
Would you rather get an STD and live, or nail anyone you wanted and die right after?
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STD, It might be able to be cured, besides do I have to say I have it... ;)
Would you rather (Again) be captured by Chaod or Dark Eldar
-
Dark Eldar, as although chaos would probably kill you/make it quick, I'd simply put a time-bomb in myself, get transported to Commoragh, and blow it up. (eh, that's just how life is as a human bomb)
That aside, would you rather be alive, but no one can see/hear you, or be dead?
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Alive, hehe :o
I can't think of a question, can you?
-
Would you rather admit you don't have a question like zombieslayer here, or make up a horrible one last minute (like I did)
-
make up a horrible one, you would'nt have to live with the guilt.
would you rather live without a hot water heater or have a creepy repairman in the house with you all alone!(like right now!)
-
live without the water heater, the repairman was most likely a CREEPER!
Would you rather be a platypus or a manatee...
-
Mantee. Why do you ask such pointless questions?
Would you rather die in a ditch or die in battle?
-
Well, since I've woken up in some nice ditches, a ditch.
Would you rather be a Firewarrior in a fist fight or an Ork in a shootout?
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An ork in a shootout. DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!
Would you rather die tomorrow and be legendary beyond belief (I.E. they still remember you vividly 10,000 years later) or die and be absolutely nobody (I.E. within a month no one remembers who you were at all)
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ummm... either way im dying so why not be a legend?
Would you rather quit this forum forever, or be hated by everyone here and still post and read?
-
Even if I stay and troll, they'll kick me out so it would all be the same.
Would you rather stop eating fast food or eat some at every meals?
-
Stop eating. Wouldn't be too hard...
Would you rather move to Europe or to the US?
-
Well, I live in the US. If it was a trip, Europe. To live? USA all the way baby ;).
Would you rather take a trip to Siberia for a month in winter, or live in Africa?
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Africa so I can get postcards of my brother freezing to death wile I sunbathe.
would you rather be a sewage man and get paid millions of pounds a year with no gas masks or whatever they have or be a complete nobody back up top
-
with millions of dollars I could buy an amazing gas mask so why not.
would you rather, be a criminal mastermind being chased by the JTF2 and SAS or live up in the rocky mountains with mountain lions andgrizzlie
bears constantly chasing you?
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The mastermind... It's the SAS they'll never catch me XD.
Would you rather tap an ugly girl or be "just friends" with a hot girl that ur in love with
-
Friends with the hot girl...Please don't tell me this is a decision you have to make. ;)
Would you rather answer that or answer another painful and/or awkward question?
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Haha another question because i really do have to make taht decision XD
EDIT: MY bad forgot another question... Would you rather Get rick rolled every time you use the internet or not use teh internetz
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Rickrolled everytime. The intarblogz is a key part of modern-day society, and Rick Astley can sing pretty frakkin well!
Would you rather have your GF find a picture of goatse on your PC or have a not-so-close friend find it!
-
Girlfriend...Just as long as the wife doesn't find out.
Would you rather win every game of 40K you play from now on or be a Golden Demon class painter that could finish every model in 20 minutes?
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Girlfriend...Just as long as the wife doesn't find out.
Would you rather win every game of 40K you play from now on or be an Golden Demon class painter that could finish every model in 20 minutes?
Painter. I win most of my games anyways but my painting skillz aren't golden demon yet!
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Would you rather change your name now instead of everyone getting angry it isn't changed yet or not change it now and have everybody angry at you?
-
P.24 Header Ah-ah-ah...
No difference for Me, isn't it?
Would you rather be an adept of Slurgle or Khornesh?
Starky
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Khornesh.
Obviously.
Death and Glory or Death or Glory
-
death and glory in the name of the Emperor!!!
eaten by a swarm of penguins or cookie cutter sharks?
-
Penguins, I have a better chance to fight back.
Would you rather start a shootout in a special kids school or beat up cripple kids in a hospital.
-
start a shootout in a special kids school. Nobody gets hurt persé (I am a lousy shot) and since I'm there I can plead insanity.
Would you rather die riding an escalator
or
be horribly mutilated in a fire while saving a small child
-
Mutilated.
You might survive. (*MIGHT*)
Spell like an american or a real person
e.g. color or colour.
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Like a true canadian! or brit or aussie or practically everyone else but america.
colour, honour, valour etc...
eat a bucket of lard or bathe in a bucket of lard?
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bath, then i won't BE fat.
I will just reek of it.
-
would you rather put a would you rather or just give up thinking of one and post just for the sake of it
-
My bad.
Would you rather . . .
Eat your leg or your arm.
-
My leg (it will be a mess if I'll try to eat something with only one arm).
would you rather believe that
1. there is no god
2. there is a god, but he just doesn't care.
(I'm sorry if I insult anyone with this post you have my sincerest apologies)
-
At some point, in a German university, you could find written a table the following note:
"God is dead. -Nietzsche".
Today, the note is still there, but someone added:
"Nietzsche is Dead -God"
Would you rather worship a good squirrel or worship an evil turtle?
-
A good squirrel, i like squirrels and you didn't answer the question.
would you rather
have a job but no hobbies
or
many fantastic hobbies but no job
-
Well i DO play warhammer 40k soooo....
Would you rather lose the love of your life to your worse enemy, and nbot feel like living anymore but be invincible, or get sawed to bits by a rusty spoon.
-
the first one it would be a good reason to end him
would you rather baby sit or spend the night smelling of baby sh..
-
Well I cant smell anyway so i guess i could take a shower in the morning.
be a goalie for lacrosse or a goalie for bowling?
-
bowling I'd spray glue on the lanes
rather be sucked into space or crash into the sun
-
crash into the sun... quicker
Balls smashed by a cinderblock or both arms cut off by guillotines
-
balls with a cinder block done been fixed might like to keep my arms
dipped in battery acid or smeared with honey and thrown to fire ants
-
considering i could just jump in a lake after... Ants
Dipped in oil and thrown into a gay club tied up and gagged, or dipped in butter and sent to fat ladies associated?
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Gay club, i'd still have MOST my sanity left.(EEWWW elbow clevage)
A buitifly painted blue smurf army, or a army of your choice spray painted one colour.
-
Well my army IS painted one color... So take a guess XD
I'm lazy.
Would you rather have to retake high school, or to college and take a course you wont use?
-
High school come out with a higher grade in maths and redo some exams and do amphetamine parrot like my first aid and coaching stuff.
stuck in a deteriorating body or mind?
-
Probably the body so i could control my telepathic death bot.
Have mario as a plumber or have docter octopus as your proctologist
-
doc ok all the way man.
Heffelump or woozil?
-
heffelump who wouldn't want one??
eat the worlds hottest pepper(20) and wash it down with 1L of x lax... or eat the worlds hottest pepper(20) are throw it up threw your nose...
its gonna burn either way...
-
I will take the lax plus milk.
vodka enema or gin snorting
-
The snorting. Burns less in my opinion...
Snorting worlds hottest pepper, or getting raped by an emu? Either way you are scarred.
-
Snorting the pepper... back doors exit only :D
Snorting an emu or cutting it open and sitting getting in if for warmth.. like LUKE did with his mount on Hoth
-
Ill go with the intestinal bed, it is probably more comtorable than the one ive got now
would you rather be a whiny emo kid or the parent of a whiny emo kid.
-
The parent of the whiny emo kid, ebay.
Would you rather go to school or be free every day.
-
Haha free every day? Aren't these supposed to be hard questions?
Be in school for the rest of your life till you retire, or work 3 days a week as an elephant crap picker upper.
-
Depends what crap picker upper pays.
Would you rather play games or start painting those hundreds of models you still have laying around.
-
Me play
rather burn out or fade away in life
-
Fade away, less painful.
Would you rather read my avatar and laugh, or find something else on the internet that's funny
-
find something else on the internet... (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=173958.1660 (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=173958.1660)) ;D
Would you rather get in a bar fight or a riot...
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Riot, they never find ALL the culprits!
read a 400 page book about morales or listen to a 4 hour lecture about morales.
-
Listen I could zone out.
Woud you rather be invisible or be able to fly
-
fly.. and save millions on gas :)
ramp a truck or flip the truck (no injuries... but totals the truck)
-
Dude, flip because I am definatley an adrenaline junkie.
Would you rather race the worlds fastest car (as in drive it) or Bowl a perfect game?
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What kind of question is that race of course!
Would you rather race against Jagatai or Wazdakka.
-
WAZDAKKA... has a cooler name...
be on the front in Vietnam War or Korean war
-
Well, my grandpa says the chinese coulde'nt shoot for *censored* so i guess the Korean war.
swallow a zebra muscle or a ...um...ah. um PINEAPPLE! yeah thats it...
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Well just cut up the pineapple and swallow away. Yum.
Eat human testicles, or human brain?
-
im felling a bit testy about this whole eating humans thing but i got to go with the brain....
would you rather be a fly on the wall in a locker room (your choice) or a human in that same locker room... but the people in it have mace and bats..
-
well, sucking has only one letter different from the obvious action i can do in a ladies room, so fly wins it.
Would you rather be eaten by small bites of rippers or a crunchy swallow of a carnifex?
-
Crunchy carnifex please less pain.
Would you rather have go to heaven with only mormons (the south park variety) or go to hell with many interesting people (not the south park variety, the biblical one)
-
Depends on the use of the word interesting...
Probably hell though.
Cause a heaven full of Mormons wouldn't be heaven would it?
Would you rather get sucked, and have a beautiful girl, or ****ed, and have a decent looking girl. like a 6 outta 10.
-
sucked... one step at a time ;D
would you rather get your d**k pulled off or bite off..... :'(
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Bite. It's clean, and it can be reconnected.
Punched in the dick, or kicked in the face?
-
kicked in the face...
would you rather be in a barn full of horny horse that want your ass or a gay bar with the occupants want your ass....
[Avoiding the censor by using other symbols is a no-no]
-
Occupants... You can fight both off, but the horses are heavier, and if u lose in the gay bar, it wont hurt nearly as bad... Besides, less trauma from the bar...
Raped, or beaten?
-
beaten
the guy from family guy or american dad
-
Family guy. I would poke him.
Would you rather Chocolate Mousse or Chocolate Mud Cake?
-
Mousse.
Shot in the cest with a lascannon, or clipped by a Plasma Cannon?
-
Plasma i tihnk i can survive without an arm or a few inches of skin. missing my chest would be a slight problem for myself.
Hayfever or Penut allergy?
-
oh god hayfever. I LOVE peanut butter too much. besides i already have hayfever :-[
Would you rather have a Sirloin steak wrapped in applewood smoked bacon or pork ribs?
ps, I am really hungry right now.
-
bacon bacon bacon (and steak :P)
Would you rather have only a fork or only a knife?
-
Only a knife I can still prick and also slice.
Would you rather meet Michael Jackson in a dark alley or Lucius the Eternal?
-
Lucius the eternal, at least he'll do sometihng cool with me after he rapes me
Woudl you rather fight Gandalf or Sauruman?
-
Sauruman I know he's killable.
Would you rather fight Ghazkull or Kharn?
-
Toughy, i'll go Kharn because he looks like he might be a little ticklish
Would you rather be Bled to death by Khorn or turned into a magical Penis thing by Slaanesh?
-
Bled to death by khorn.
Woudl you rather spend the entiriety of your live in search of unattainable knowledge (like Ahriman) or live it in perfect hedonisme and debauchery (basically lying on silk cussion, stuffing yourselve silly and being surrounded by beuatifull woman)
-
well they dont call me hedonistic harry for nothing (or at all actually >:( )
Would you rather be slapped in the face with a fish or with a squirell (live)
-
Fish. They don't have claws.
Rather be charged by Death Company or Khorne Berzerkers IRL?
-
Khorne berzerkes they don't have jumppacks so I can try to outrun them.
Would you rather be honoured as a god or respected as a person.
-
respected as a person i dont know exactly why
Would you rather hig5 an avatar or Calgar?
-
Calgar.His hand isn't bloody and on /fire/. Plus, space marines theoretically have the ability to not crush anything they touch.
-
That post wasn't bloody or on fire...
swallow a handfull of fish scales or a handfull of hairs off a hairbrush?
-
As the hairs while ass disgusting as the fish scales not as painfull.
Would you rather be all-powerfull or all-knowing? (If you are all-powerfull, you aren't all-knowing)
-
All-powerful i wouldnt need to be all knowing
Too tall or too short?
-
Too tall.
Would you rather be all-powerful and lose the love of your live or lose the chance to be all-powerful and live happily ever after with the love of your life. (If you become all-powerfull you can't use your powers to be with her).
-
if she dies then with love if she just gets on with life then all powerful
Would you rather?
-
No I woudn't actually.
Would you rather rule the world or your hart?
-
The World obv
Would you rather vacation on mars or venus?
-
On mars I wanna party with the martians.
Would you rather listen to mine nonsense of jawmonkey's?
-
i havent had a posting back and forth spanning two threads with jawmonkey yet so am not aware of his intense nonsense so Jawmonkey
Would you rather punch your mother in the face or let your mother punch you in the face?
-
Let my mother punch me she can't throw one
Would you rather have a dogs or a cats brain?
-
Dog, because I don't like cats very much. It would make life simpler, thats for sure lol.
Would you rather warhammer 40k be real or warhammer fantasy be real?
-
warhammer fantasy, i think i could hide out in fantasy i wouold get shredded in real life 40k
-
Would you rather people follow the game rules or just answer the question without posting a new one?
-
Game rules stop Rasmus the banning/locking ninja (o offence ment)
What would you do if this thread was locked?
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Find some other thread to spout my nonsense.
Would you rather that blew up all national monuments or all GW, sites and lgs?
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That depends on whose national monuments. Pretty much any monuments other than U.S. or U.K., then national monuments is my answer (sorry if you aren't a brit or a yank).
Would you rather be superman or sylar?
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Superman because sylar has that whole "omg my power is actually being a complete monster, thats interesting to know" thing going on
Would you rather be straded on a desert island (few resources) with lots of people or a paradise island with only 1 person (you cant choose the person)?
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I paradise island with only one person. I generally don't like crowds.
Would you rather play a game of 40k or a computer game.
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if it was a good game of 40k then 40k
Would you rather learn to speak German or Russian/?
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Russian I live near the german border so I can manage it.
Would you rather live in France or in Jamaica.?
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France, the home of Le Parkour :P
Would you rather be drunk at home or sober in town? (with other people)
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Sober in town.
Would you rather this be a repetition of last night of that I just quiet now?
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Repeat of last night for the next 5 minutes before i leave
Would you rather you had the undivided attention of 5 people or the slight attention of 10 people?
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Undivided attention I could hypnotise them to do my bidding.
Would you rather have one night with the love of your life or live the rest of your live with someone you like.
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Rest of my life with someone I like. Memories fade.
Would you rather have Dick Cheney or Sarah Palin as world dictator?
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Mmmm, Cheney. I'd probably feel bad about assassinating a woman :P ('Tis a joke people)
Rather be elected head of the UN, or become the Benevolent dictator of the world?
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Benevolent dictator. Less red tape, more of what I want to do.
Would you rather be built like Arnold Schwarzenegger in 1974 but only ever make a middle class income or be incurably fat and ugly but be a multi-millionaire?
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I would be Arnold and have a middle class income.
Would you rather play Team Fortress 2 of Left 4 Dead?
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left 4 dead...
would you rather be the chick or the vet from left for dead.
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The chick... sounds gay, but it's just cause I'll live longer!
Would you rather argue on the internet, or fight IRL
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Argue OTI - I won't get a black eye on the internets.
Would you rather be bitten by a cobra or a black widow spider?
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Cobra, I hate spiders :-\
And BTW, I love fighting XDD I miss American football. I have nowhere to put the anger now...
The next poster LOVES the REAL football... American style football!
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ha yeah but this is the would you rather forum :D
were are you? and there are not fights (boxing, MMA, Bar?)
would you rather MMA (Mixed Martial Arts) or Box?
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MMA I don't like boxing as a fighting style.
Would you rather be big and scary or small and cudly.
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Big and scary of course.
Would you rather burn to death or freeze to death?
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freeze after a while you start to hallucinate and get sleepy and you just sleep.
Would you rater have a cute bunny (really the killer rabbit) or a big scary dog (really tramp from lady & the tramp)
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I call your bluff and say i would rather have the tramp form lady and the tramp
Would you rather sleep for 12 hours and have a fantastic next day or party all nigth and have a amphetamine parrotty next day?
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Sleep 12 hours and fantastic next day... of partying!!!
Would you rather lose 1 million dollars in a bad stock trade or lose your left arm?
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Losing a million bucks don't have them now so I won't miss it, I'm a lefty however so my left arm would surely be missed.
Would you rather rock and roll all night or party everyday?
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Well everyday is a long time and I dont think my house can take the stress.
Board a crazy train or bite the head off a bat?
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Crazy Train, without a doubt.
Would you rather start a riot and get away with it and no one ever knowing you did it, or get be remembered forever by committing a crime (Brutus and Julius).
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Depends on the severity of the crime, if it was a breach of human rights like rape or something the the riot.
Would you rather do the three peaks of yorkshire or ride coast to coast?
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uhhh... What? I'm American XDD.
And btw, to the poster who asked (too lazy to go back and look), I fight mma with a boxing and black tiger background. MMA in charlotte, NC... Where every opponent is a redneck with a temper.
Would you rather fight a gigantic slow redneck that can break bones with a punch, or a swift but weak girl ;)
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A swift but weak girl (and sorry about the last question i forgot we were multi-national)
Would you rather be British or American?
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American - unlike the Brits, we have faster food service and do free refills on drinks. Can't beat that.
Would you rather own a large dog (like a mastiff or a great dane) or a small dog (like a beagle or a dachshund)?
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As it happen I do own a small dog because I get allergic (mine's a special breed) however a big dog would be nice.
Would you rather be tortured physically or mentally?
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Mentally. Not much bothers me.
Tortured with the worst agony in your life for a day, or mild torture for a week
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If I know it was only for a day then the intense torture if not the milder one.
Would you rather have fame of love.
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love but only if it was true love
Would you rather be given a fish or taught to fish?
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Be given a fish I hate fishing.
Would you rather blow up parliament or be in parliament.
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Blow up parliment, get rid of all the money thieving politicians
Would you rather visit the past or the future?
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The future, less changes of messing things up.
Would you rather dream or be awake
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Depends on what kinda dream ;) Most of my days are just like dreams... awesome dreams.
Would u rather be in love every day, and sleep with your one special girl, or bang a diff hot chick every day but hate all of them
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Be in love.
Would you rather live a normal live (kids, wife, a nine till five job) or live without rules or morals (think V, the joker or that guy from wanted)?
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Normal life for the chance for love....
Would you rather WW3 to be fought against China or Germany?
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China farther away.
Would you rather have a very high stress job that makes lots of money or have a nice relaxing job wiht mediocre income.
-
Well, I want to be a Doctor and that's High stress, but that's not for the money, more about helping people than anything else.
If the only incentive was money I'd rather the relaxing job with mediocre income.
Would you rather play 40k or procrastinate in the tavern games?
~Thal
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Play 40k, tavern games is not procrastinating. noone is ever online at the same time as me
Would you rather fire a sniper rifle or a machine gun (base don no-past experiences)
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Machine gun, sniper rifles leave you vulnerable for too long.
Would you rather be caught in a disturbing bear related sex scandal, or suffer a Raktra Fanged Fondle?
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Raktra and you know it ;)
Would you rather remove an un-supervised gamestore kid or any chav of your choice?
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If by chav you mean guy him kids can be dangerous.
If someone murdered someone close to you and another person then offered you the possibility to go back in time to change things. Would you rather prevent the murder or stop a great war (of your choice). The time machine can be used only once.
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Prevent the murder. I wouldn't want to mess with the time flow too much.
Would you rather play World of Warcraft or Warhammer Online?
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Well I played WoW and didn't really like it so I'll give warhammer online a try.
Would you rather give money or time to charity.
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Whichever is most needed. Ideally both.
Would you rather kiss Rosie Odonnell or and elephant's ass?
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an elephants ass
Would you rather believe in heaven or know that hell is real?
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Know that hell is real, since it would give me a better chance of not going there. Knowing > Believing
Would you rather have to hunt for your own food or grow your own food?
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Grow my food. I'm lazy.
would you rather win the Grand Tournament or the Golden demon?
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Grand Tournament.
Would you rather have cancer or aids?
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jeez.... thats a toughy.... Is there a cure for aids? I'm gonna say cancer.
Would you rather be annhailated by an eight year old you are versing in an apocalypse match...
Or
Utterly annailate a 6 year old you are versing in an apocalypse match and they start to cry and run away?
-
I would totally make fun of the 6 year old as he cries and runs away. I might even break one of his models. MWAHAHAHAH!!!!
Would you rather be James Bond or Austin Powers?
-
Austin definetely.
Would you rather have a MASSIVE pimple (2 inches round, 3 inches thick), on your face
Or
Wear a paper bag evrywhere you go to cover it up?
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Pimple. Paper bag would look...wrong...
Would you rather learn how to play the piano or the violin?
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Well i dont like the title of a pianist and I already played the violin( shudder)
Have a Schitzophranic Ferret for a pet or a lathargic manatee
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Ferret FTW!
Which would you rather eat: a ferret or a manatee?
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Since I am a vegetarian I naturally will pick the smaller of the two (less meat to have to eat).
Would you rather have been a WW2 aviator for Nazi Germany or Soviet Russia?
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Germany, I prefer beer to vodka when flying.
Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?
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A leg cause it will be a mess if I try to eat something with only one arm.
Would you rather be saving humanity and be remembered in all eternity for saving humanity or survive saving humanity but without people knowing (plus your then stuck in a deadend job and your life sucks)
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I'll take the remembrance. Not worth much to me being dead, but things would be nicer for my family.
Would you rather fight a grizzly bear with a 9mm pistol or a rottweiler with a Roman gladius?
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The rotweiller with the gladius if I can stab right just once I win, but I have the feeling that no matter how many times I fire at the grizzly I'll be going down.
Would you rather have a puppy dog or a kitty
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hmmm.... neither of them taste that good but I guess I'd go for the kitty, less gamey ya know?
Would you rather one testicle or three? (keep in mind 1 means not enough testosterone and 3 means waaay too much)
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3 then. Maybe I could get some decent facial hair growth after all or work out and look like Arnold.
Would you rather have to fight a knife-wielding attacker with a knife or a gun-wielding attacker with a gun?
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Knife vs knife I'm a lousy shot but pretty able in hand to hand
Would you rather face your worst fear or your mothers wrath?
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They are one and the same.
Would you rather eat chocolate ice cream or a steak?
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Vegetarian FTW! And I love chocolate!
Would you rather Palin or McCain?
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Vote for or do? Vote = McCain... do = Palin.
Would you rather swim with sharks or alligators?
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Aligators I have a deep seated fear for sharks
Would you rather be abducted by aliens or humans?
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Aliens. Human abduction would be far less interesting.
Would you rather pick onions for 12 hours a day, 6 days a week and make 250k per year or have an easy desk job for 40k?
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Depends on the desk job
Would you rather be struck down by god or praised by luficer?
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Struck down by God. Then I'd start my own Hell with cheaper prices and cable and I'd get all the damned souls!
Would you rather travel into the future or back in time?
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Back in time. I'll know better what to expect.
Would you rather be able to fly or breathe underwater?
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Fly!
Would you rather Publish your diary or make a movie on your most embarrassing moment?
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Movie, I don't have a diary.
Would you rather Be rich and crippled or poor and healthy?
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Poor and healthy so I may assasinate the rich cripple and take his wealth!
Swallow a whole rock bass (fish) or a pinecone? (Whole)
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Set fire to my pine cone so I can cook my bass, which I nibble on :D
Would rather a Italian girlfriend or a Suisse girlfriend?
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Italian I can make good use of her family mafia ties
Would you rather be popular and hated or unpopular but loved (strangely this isn't a contradiction)
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Second, much better, in my opinion.
Would you rather go to Washington D.C. for a few days and learn alot about how the American legal system works, or go to Germany for 25 days and see all that there is to see (assuming you spoke German)?
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Youre first option...ahem AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHH HHCCCCCHHHHH ahem...no. I hear Munich is quite nice this time of year.
would you rather dance in the street lathered in oil or roll on a carpet of sandpaper lathered in pine sap.
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Um... the first one.
Would you rather be the commander of the USS Enterprise or an Imperial Star Destroyer?
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Thats tough...considering lasers dont effect the Enterprise, but the star destroyer is so much cooler and scarier.........Sta r Destroyer, just because it is so intimidating.
Would you rather sleep with Britney Spears or Lindsay Lohan?
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I'd simply kill myself instead.
Would you rather be able to transform into a tiger or a rhinoceros?
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rhino long time fan of those
Would you rather fail your exams or play truant to learn for them
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Fail them, A tried and true method.
have a rabid, crafty racoon as a pet or a chaos spawn?
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Chaos spawn I'll just give it two thousand ants a day and it will be happy.
Would you laugh with somebody or at them
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Both! Which I regularly do!
Who would rather stay at your house: Michael Jackson or Jack the Ripper?
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I'll take Jack the Ripper thank you.
Would you rather be a samurai or a ninja?
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Ninja. There is so much you can do if no one can see you :D
Would you rather be attacked by samurai or a ninja?
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Samurai, I've seen the last samurai, I'll just tell Tom Cruise and he'll come to save me!
Be Tom Cruise or Watch Tom cruise being whiny
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Watch him, cause you can't be someone you don't know :S
Would you rather Angelina Jolie or Pamella Anderson on a dinner date.
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Depends on whether or not I could kill it with fire.
Would you rather kill and be hated, or be killed and be glorified?
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Glorified, for then I shall be ressurected and be more powerful than EVER ( Again cue evil laughter)
spend a day a Betty or Veronica?
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Betty, so I can break her.
Would you rather...Archie or Jugghead?
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What... decapitate Jughead or emasculate Archie? Both.
Drowning or terminal hypothermia?
Starky
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Hypothermia for sure, freezing to death is said to be the gentlest and most peaceful (plus you don't get all rancid and bloated).
Burn an innocent man at stake or be burned at stake for a terrible crime?
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Burn an innocent man, because There is no innocence, only degrees of guilt
Would you rather rule a country full of inept morons, or live in a country ruled by an inept moron?
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Rule the morons of course.
Would you rather make 250k a year but not ever have a chance to play 40k or keep your current job and be able to play 40k?
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Make the money, I guess I could get used to fantasy
Would you rather be a vampire or a werewolf?
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Depends if I have control over my wolf form
Would you rather meet a vampire or Dick Cheney in a dark alley
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Dick Cheney, he only wants my money.
Would you rather get a flat tire taking your wife out to eat on your anniversary (happened to me for real last night) or have a flat tire on the way to work after the boss has said next time you're late you're fired?
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I neither have a job nor a wife, but I guess if I had a wife she'd understand so...
Would you rather have a writers or a study block
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I'm doing this instead of studying for exams anyway so...
die in a horrific and disastorus and somewhat comical orphanage, or eat a RAW SLAB OF LARD, with no ketchup
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I'll take my chances with the lard; orphanages give me the creeps..
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That's only half a post man. I'll pick up for you.
Would you rather be able to play basketball like Michael Jordan or have $10,000,000?
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Ten million I can then pay michael jordan to teach me basketball
Would you rather be really ugly, but stephen hawking like smart or be really beautifull, but have a forest gump intiligence.
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Hey forust Gump became a billionare so Thats not so bad.
Watch the same tv chanel forever or play the same video game forever?
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tv chanel, they might change show some time
Would you rather watch dora the explorer or the teletubbies?
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I would kill myself by simply refusing to breath. But with Dora I might think about it a couple days before going through with it.
Would you rather have cheescake for desert every meal or have steak as an entree every meal.
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cheesecakes there different flavours
Would you rather have an idol or be an idol to a stalker
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Have an Idol.
Would you rather Build an awesome computer, or buy a amphetamine parrotty one?
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built an awesome duh
Would you rather see hell freeze over or see pigs fly
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Well, considering the various levels of hell have different environmental qualities, and at least one of them is already froze, i'll take Hell freezing over.
Would you rather have a 'Gangsta' for a brother, or a bonifide Gangster?
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Yo man, a bonifide one, who do you think I am?
Would you rather see the Wraithguard downed in cost at 25 pts or see their detail price upped to 25 bucks each?
Starky
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Downed in cost for sure. They are too expensive both ways!
Would you rather have the 2nd edition Avatar back or keep the current one?
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A 2nd Bloodthirster's Asskicker Avatar of Khaine? YES SIR!
Get a free 1500 pts of Dark Ekdar or 500 pts of Space Marines?
Starky
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Space Marines - I actually play that army haha
Would you rather Shining Spears have a pistol (giving them +1 attack) or Banshees have Furious Charge?
~Thal
-
Honestly, I've got 10 of the girls handing their power armored arses to a 8 GK squad yesterday, the turn they assaulted... Needless to say, there wasn't much that was left of the unit after my friend got pissed and almost his entire army poured on them - 4+ Cover can only protect you so long (2 survived - got back on their Serpent - with Jain Zar - speeded to another GK squad and killed them all), so no, they don't need Furious Assault.
But yes to the Spears' pistol IF and only IF they stay a small squad (and get Outflank).
What would you do if some hateful bastard you personally know registered to 40KO and began to stalk/harass you?
Starky
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Easy simply stalk and harass them in real life...
be a kroot fighting a hive tyrant or a conscript fighting a chosen marine
-
Honestly, I've got 10 of the girls handing their power armored arses to a 8 GK squad yesterday, the turn they assaulted... Needless to say, there wasn't much that was left of the unit after my friend got pissed and almost his entire army poured on them - 4+ Cover can only protect you so long (2 survived - got back on their Serpent - with Jain Zar - speeded to another GK squad and killed them all), so no, they don't need Furious Assault.
But yes to the Spears' pistol IF and only IF they stay a small squad (and get Outflank).
Bringing your work home with you Skara?
Conscript, if i kill him, i get a kick ass suit of Armour.
would you rather be crushed in a super dense atmosphere, or die in a vacume?
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I think being crushed might be a little quicker.
What would you do if some hateful bastard you personally know registered to 40KO and began to stalk/harass you?
Starky
This semi-happened to me. The user turned out to be a girl who is a 'friend' of mine. Long, long story. I don't hate them, but I'd say they were a very a confused person in the least.
Would you rather Autarchs had Str 4 power weapons or Phoenix Lords had a 4+ invulnerable and reduced cost?
~Thal
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Would you rather Autarchs had Str 4 power weapons or Phoenix Lords had a 4+ invulnerable and reduced cost?
I think 4++ saves for the PLs would be over the top IMHO, given Fortune - Lets give them a 5++ save instead and keep the 4++ (or even 3++) to Asurmen.
But a STR4 Power weapon option of some kind would be very nice for the Autarch, along with some Autarch only wargear.
Would rather see Phoenix Lords as squad upgrades or keep them as ICs?
Starky
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Squad upgrades. That way, they would get used, since they wouldn't take the HQ slots that are always used by the farseer/autarch/avatar first.
Would you rather own an armorcast phantom titan or a forgeworld warhound titan?
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What's that question? A Phantom of course.
What would you do if you had the choice between being banned from that site or from another?
Starky
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Another one, else i cant harass you in this topic :D
Would you put all of your 40k armies in a fuel converter to get your space ship back to earth or be picked up by rapist snotlings, imprisoned for life in a rape-house?
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Toss the armies. I can get new ones eventually.
Spend the work day with absolutley nothing to do (no computer, no phone, no pen and paper even) or spend the work day being completely swamped?
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nothing to do....
get paid for nothing and you can harrass other people and make them talk to you and spinny chair wooooot
-
Don't forget you have to ask a question too.
Would you rather have known Jesus in person or Mohammed?
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grr lol
Jesus i want to see if he is real
would you rather listen to your most hated song for a week or be put through a year of relatively bad songs???
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Hated song....
Would you rather run in naked in a GW store and buy a battleforce or let a cow sit on you while you sleep?
-
naked
would you rather not be bale to wear clothes for a year and never get cold or wear clothes and always be cold??
-
Wear and be cold, im resistant to it :D
Suck your genitals, or eat a working power fist?
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I'll take suck my genitals, since if I could do that I could make a reasonable amount of money at some weird adult circus somewhere.
Would you rather be an impotent billionaire or an extremely virile pauper?
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I was hoping you'd take the second option.
You could get a lot of cash at the local GW store, as "The Incredible Power Fist Eater"!
xD
Eh, Billionaire? I can buy an army of people to teach me how to not to be impotent :D
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Dude, impotence is a physical condition. You can't teach someone not to be impotent.
Would you rather be able to fight like a combo of Chuck Norris, Jet Li, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Mr. T, or have a large and well-equipped army at your disposal?
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fighting, makes me more badass and i honestly wouldnt do amphetamine parrot with an army haha
would you rather have an arm or leg broken?
-
leg,
chuck norris or bruce willis for president.
-
Brucie, with the slogan "Yippie ki-yay Motherf***er!"
Eat a bucket of amphetamine parrot or get poked in the eye 30 times by a gretchin?
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Well a gretchin would most likely only get to poke my eye once since I would be ticked and am much bigger than him (250 lbs.)... so gretchin eye poking.
Would you rather die by hanging or firing squad.
-
Firing squad, hopefully one of the team's weapons would backfire and kill them all.
I can also give them the FINGER before i die^^
Yay me!
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Would you rather post a question or just answer?
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Woops, forgot question :D
Drink 5 large starbuck expresso's in 1 minute, or take a full tea pot and drink everything inside it at once?
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Tea pot, you don't know what they put in those expresso's...
Would you rather Jump off the Auckland sky tower naked or run down wall street naked.
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sky tower
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Wall Street. Nobody will know me so I don't care!
Would you rather be an Australian or a Kiwi?
If you're Australian or Kiwi don't answer . . .
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I WOULD BE BOTH!
Would you rather be American or British and why?
-
British. Who wants to say y'all all the time.
Not to mention the stupidity over swine flu. (thanks burgers4me, you got me in a swine flu rage!)
Would you rather have swine flu, or a normal flu?
-
Swine flu, so I can show people that only idiots are scared of swine flu.
Would you rather try to shake hands with Typhus or Kharn?
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ooh, hard.
Kharn. He isn't as maniacal as everyone hakes him out to be.
Would you rather be a zombie, or an infected?
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Infected because I presume you mean infected with Chicken Pox. So yes infected.
Would you rather fight an army of surrounding angry hungry grizzly bears (The playing field is clear and you have no weapons/items.)
OR Would you rather fight an army of surrounding angry hungry Nile Crocodiles (The playing field is in the middle of a lake and you have no weapons/ items
-
What no question?
Would you rather be here, or on BoC?
-
Here
No, infected with the biological disease from Prototype.
And since you didn't pose a question, i have to make a new one!
Would you rather kill someone you loved, or keep someone you hated (who wants to kill your loved one) alive instead?
Ninjaed! dang
-
Keep someone you hated because you get to keep your loved ones.
Would you rather fight an army of surrounding angry hungry grizzly bears (The playing field is clear and you have no weapons/items.)
OR Would you rather fight an army of surrounding angry hungry Nile Crocodiles (The playing field is in the middle of a lake and you have no weapons/ items)
-
Grizzly bears, i got a talent for handling animals.
Would you rather be surrounded in a shack by psychopathic living teddy bears using shotguns and knives, with no weapons but teddy-bear eating acid bottles, or surrounded in a house with thousands of murdering zombies, with an AK47 and a kitchen knife?
-
zombies!
would you rather get kicked in the nuts several times or have them cut off painlessly?
-
Kicked definitely.
You rather stab your self in the stomach or stab all your friends in the stomach. (They are wearing no protective clothing neither are you, the knife is big and sharp and it must stay in there for 10 seconds.)
-
other people
would you rather get beaten to an inch of your life
or
watch your mum die?
-
Erm, beaten, my father would've blown out the guy's balls with his shotgun before he got close.
Would you rather eat a zombie's brain, or a 36 month old pizza slice?
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36 month old pizza slice just take away the top layer of mould.
Would you rather be in a fight where each person has a pistol or each person has a shotgun.
-
Pistol. In a combat situation, even cops have piss poor accuracy with handguns, showguns, on the other hadn, just spit out a cone of tripple aught death.
Govern a dictatorship, or become Head of state of a democracy?
-
Head of a democratic state.
Replace your eye with a Cybernetic laser eye without any painkillers, or replace your butt with a thingy thing that makes your crap evaporate, which means you always will feel that you need to go to the toilet, but never have to. (still without painkillers)
-
Cybernetic lazer eye
Would you rather battle a Rabbit infestation the old fashion way or lots of grenades (Roll em down the hole)
-
Old fashion way ftw :D
Wake up with a dog's penis in your face, or wake up when it just took a amphetamine parrot on your belly?
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Either way, it dies.
Would you rather be Canadian or French?
Starky
-
CANADA!!!! WOO WOO WOO!!!
German or austrian
-
german i hate sound of music
would you rather run endless gamesworkshop demos for people who walk in the store, or have unsupervised gameworkshop children eat every miniature you own?
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Run demos.
At least ill still be able to keep the stuff.
Would you rather eat your arms or legs?
-
legs theres more meat!
bleed to death or melt quickly?
-
Melt quickly, so I can say "i'm melting, I'm melting!"
Would you rather end up as Michael Jackson or George Bush Jr?
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bush because he is an imsperation he shows that you can have no worthy skills to a country and be completly retarded and still become leader!
fight of a horde of res evil style zombies(slow) with a knife
or
fight a horde of dawn of the dead style (fast) with a handgun
??
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Res evil zombies (Just not the angry ones) Alice style.
Have killed a bear or killed a crocodile
-
bear so i can skin it and have proff i did it!
watch 2 girls one cup
or
play a beardlord(cheesy as hell) at warhammer(fantasy or 40k)
?
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The beardlord, or please gods alive the beardlord.
For the remainder of existance: Being force to listen to a variety of songs you hate, or, one song that you love?
-
One song which I love.
Would you rather eat human liver or human kidney.
-
liver its healthier
sleep in a bed of nails
or
no sleep forever?
-
Bed of nails (Wait how many times)
Sowing or Knitting
-
sowing somewhat manly
listen to hardcore chav music
or
2 girls one cup?
-
No idea what so ever what on earth you are talking about but I have a 1 in 2 chance erm 2 girls 1 cup?.
Rugby or football/soccer
-
football!
death
or
being alone forever
-
Death after because after 1 million years it would be pretty boring.
Being in the army or being in the police
-
army! guns and ill just be in artillery and watch people go boom!
5 seconds of joy and then death
or
life without pleasure
-
Life without pleasure. (You could be the best military Assassin ever)
Would you rather have no job or your job is to work in the sewer 6 till 9, 6 days a week with no gear to stop smell but get payed £100,000 a year.
-
job! im no hippie
have your internet cut
or
lose an arm?
-
Internet cut you can always get it back (And you cant type very well with 1 arm)
Would you rather play Poker or Blackjack.
-
poker because there is always the chance of strip poker!
who ever heard of strip black jack!!!!!!!!?
spend the night with 3 increadeby beutiful women
or
get £1000000000000000000000000000
??
-
get £1000000000000000000000000 or however much money because then I can have every night with 5 beautiful women.
-
u need a question?
-
strip black jack or strip tiddlywinks.
-
tiddlywinks!
be a hero
or
villain?
-
A hero because they are loved by the people
Would you rather play strip tiddlywinks or a poker tournament. (remember you can win money in Poker.)
-
strip tiddlywinks because i suck at poker!
run bare foot over hot coals for 3 hours(sprinting)
or
have your finger nails ripped out?
-
Well I had my big toe finger nail ripped out when I was 3 years old and that grew back so why not. (but I have painkillers)
would you rather be in this thread or in banter thread.
-
banter!
would you rather be mastercheif
or
the orbitar
-
Don't you mean Arbiter. Well the Arbiter has Cctive Camo the master chief has a flashlight and is more prone to being sniped so the Arbiter.
Would you rather eat a dog or eat a cat. (I have to go so i won't be posting until roughly 6 o 'clock so i=nutil then, see ya.
-
eat a cat theres less
kill one friend
or
kill 30million random people
-
Well the world needs some thinning of the herds...
Have a tumour that makes you look like the michilain man or mark Hammel?
-
michilain man
call chuck norrris gay
or
have your nuts painfully reamoved (threw your nose)
-
The first one. (I would be using someone's phone who I didn't like.)
Play Halo 3 or CoD 4 Modern Warfare.
-
Halo 3, just my favorite of the 2 franchises.
Eat broken glass
or
Give John Goodman a foot rub?
-
Footrub (I need my spleen intact)
(You prefer Halo good on you, I now prefer you to Cod players)
Would you rather have glass smashed on your left arm or your right arm.
-
right I'm a lefty so
Would you rather meet hold the world hostage or eat a burger.
-
Eat a burger
Would you rather use a Banshee or a Hornet (real one with rockets, not crappy transport one) in Halo 3?
for non halo players that translates to alien plane or human helicopter
-
Hornet Ftw! Gotta love it^^ Banshee's soooo ugly too.
Eat a living hamster or a Light bulb?
-
Well I havent had my daily hamster yet so...
Play fallout 3 for the rest of your life or oblivion?
-
Fallout.
Haven't played it but Oblivion is kinda meh.
Nuclear Fallout FTW!
Would you rather reproduce like a snail or human.
(note: snails only do it once in a lifetime, but for 12 hours)
-
Gonna have to go with Human on this one.
Would you rather publicly eat a wheel barrow of horse manure or lose at every game you play for the rest of your life?
-
lose everygame i wouldn't amte a differnce!
eat a worm
or
snail?
-
snail. but in france though so its cooked.
Eat a raw pufferfish or die?
-
pufferfish since like everything else it will taste like chicken!
drown
or
burn?
-
hahaha fail you die if you eat pufferfish!
Burn.
Would you rather make a stupid mistake that will haunt you forever or never make a mistake but lead the dullest life possible and commit suicide
-
mistake
hung
or buird alive
-
Hung.
Shoot one in your family, or shoot all your best friends (You'll still get prosecuted and judged xD)
-
if i get to choose which family memeber the family if its like my mum then friends *sorry trakta*
blind
or
deff
-
Deaf
Would you rather lead the world as a celebrated leader or from the shadows
-
Celebrated Leader but inside a huge box safe from assassin.
Would you rather have games sites or this one.
-
hahaha fail you die if you eat pufferfish!
Actually you only die if you eat a certain part of the pufferfish. It can be prepared so that the poison doesnt affect you. Ive had it before, it is rather tasty.
Hmmm... Game sites. It would really depend on the games though.
Would you rather be buried under a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
Would you rather
-
Does make a difference, they are the same weight.
Lick an electric eel or lick a hag fish?
-
eel!
get kicked by TRAKTA
or
play TRAKTA
(hope i spelt it right ::))
-
I would play Trakta, get him nearer and nearer that cliff's side and [ooops], the Trakta falls down. Oh my...
Would you rather be a wisearse or a smartarse?
Starky
-
wisearse
would you rather have molten silver pored down ur throat or boiled alive?
-
Boiled alive, I'd be knocked out 1-2 minutes in, while silver would be agonising until I died..
Would you rather be drowned or tossed of a 10,000 foot cliff?
-
10 000 foot cliff.
Would you rather be caught lying by a loved one or caught stealing by a stranger.
-
lying, i get caught telling small lies all the time. It's expected of me now.
Would you rather be a senior imperial guard officer or a space marine?
-
Space Marine for the win :P
Would you rather be an Eldar Guardian or an Imperial Guardsman?
~Thal
-
Eldar guardian, less likely to be killed by ur own side...
Would you rather be a Rugby League supporter, or a Rugby Union supporter?
-
Union, because then i got an excuse to shoot my nemesis in the face!
Eat a widescreen TV or a car door?
-
His mom :-*
Would you rather eat your ear or your eyeball?
-
both, at the same time.
Would you rather be papercutted to death or cheese grated to death?
-
Papercut.
Would you rather own an NFL team or be an NFL superstar?
-
Whats NFL?
Would you rather watch Rugby or American football, for those of you that don't know what Rugby is ( heretics..) then here
Rugby tackles (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz0_An6RH5k&feature=fvst#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)
I dunno whats up with the welsh in that video lol, look more like some dance vid.. ::)
-
Rugby, women's rugby
Would you rather Freeze to death in deep space or Burn up on reentry?
-
Freeze, because then there would still be something left of me.
Boba Fett or Spock?
-
boba fett, he gets a jetpack
would you rather eat cow amphetamine parrot or sheep amphetamine parrot?
-
Cow amphetamine parrot, less calories.
Narcolepsy or epilepsy?
-
epilepsy, blinking lights are fun
Shotgun or Sniper rifle? - just for fun
-
Rifle. Camping is fun.
Me with bear or bear with me?
-
You with bear
Democratic society or Dictatorship (if u were dictator)
-
Democratic. I'm to old for that dictatorship-doing-amphetamine parrot.
Would you rather have a spoon, a fork or a spork?
-
Fork, more stabby
would you rather kill hitler or stalin if u could travel back in time?
-
Hitlin.
WoW or WAR?
-
Don't know what WAR is but it must be better than WoW
Nuclear weapon or Bio weapon?
-
Nuclear, otherwise Judgement Day wouldn't be so cool.
Post instantly or preview first?
-
Instantly, i usually use 'quick reply' anyway
Emperor vs Khorne in battle to death, who would you back
-
Khorne...he's a god.
Would you rather date a beautiful member of the same sex or a ugly member of the opposite sex?
-
i'm assuiming your trying to say 40k or fantasy
i'd give up fantasy
would you rather eat a living goldfixh, or a bowl of rotten beef
-
Living goldfish, they taste better (from experience).
Would you rather go bunjee jumping or go on a very long, but satisfying hike?
-
Bunjee Jumping, looks like a lot of fun
Would you rather engage in intimate pleasures with Penelope Cruz or Scarlet Johanson?
-
Why don't they make questions for children on this? *Sigh*
Would you rather eat a live puppy or eat a live kitten?
-
kitten!
blind
or
mute?
-
Mute, people tend to talk to much anyway.
Would you rather buy a consume or produce?
-
produce
would you rather become a chosen of nurgle or a mindless chaos spawn???
-
Chosen of Nurgle
Would you rather be ßlinky or Aotari who I have crushed in a war.
-
Aotari
Would you rather be a Harlequin or a Ork.
-
Ork. they don't have their souls sold to slaanesh
would you rather be bored or very bored (but you have an additional bonus which I shall no tell you.)
-
Very bored.
Would you rather know that heaven and hell exist, but be uncertain of where you will go to or be uncertain if heaven of hell exist, but be pretty certain where you will go to if they do.
-
I don't think they exist.
Would you rather lose a Tavern war or always fight in one.
ßlinky
-
I prefer avoiding wars.
Would you rather be a complete pacifist or a murdering psychopath.
-
Complete paci Wait a minute what am I saying Murdering Psychopath.
Would you rather submit to my will or be totally crushed.
-
I never submit to someones, at least not totally, so I think I'll be crushed.
Would you rather have a pizza or a peanut?
-
Pizza
Would you rather be french or german (Or if you are either of them, then the other and dutch)
-
What if I'm both? And Dutch? I'd rather be French.
Would you rather have a great night and a huge headache next morning or just have a normal night?
-
great night, headaches fade.
would you rather eat dog s**t or my s**t.
-
Neither.
Would you rather be dumb but funny or smart but misunderstood?
-
Latter but I am the first at times.
Would you rather be on the ^<v game or What would you do game.
-
Don't really have a preference.
Would you rather be popular by the ladies or find the one
-
Find the one (and I could swear that I have found her....*sigh*)
Would you rather love, money, or sacrifice?
~Thal
-
Damn that choice was hard then and it's hard know still I think I want my dog back, love.
Would you rather suffer in silence or take a chance and speak up.
-
If it's worth fighting for, I'll speak up about it :)
Would you rather visit London or New York?
~Thal
-
I've never been to NY so I gues the big apple
Would you rather spend time in the tavern or another timewasting site
-
The Tavern
Would you rather go to Cape Town or Hong Kong.
-
Cape Town, i like to swims
Would you rather be hot in a Cold place or cold in a hot place?
-
Both.
Be a bloody sadist or a sociopath rapist?
Starky
-
Bloody sadist, but not against fluffy animals.
Would you rather have the power of a god and the intellect of an infant or have the intellect greater than any man before but be stuck in an infants body?
-
I thought you left?
-
He came back.
Logout.
Would you rather be great and hated or evil but loved.
-
Depends on the rewards... Really write I suppose.
Be poor and happy or rich and sad.
-
neither.
Would you rather eat some dogs or some cute little puppies.
-
how many puppies under 5 and i choose them :D
would you rather lose your left or right arm?
-
Left, i'd still like to be able to punch
Would you rather Punch someone hard or be punched softly?
-
Punch hard
Would you rather be hunted by the zombie horde or thick tyranids.
-
tyranids, its a quick death
would you rather drown or be burnt alive( :-X )
-
E gads, drown i guess it would be quicker
Would you rather ten dollars or ten euro's?
-
ten euro's! go exchange rates!
would you rather join a genestealer cult or be conscripted by the Imperial Guard???
-
Genestealer cult.
Would you rather serve the emperor as a scribe or the dark gods as a warlord?
-
warlord
would you rather be a space marine outnumbered by the enemy or a imperial guard outnumbering the enemy.
-
Depends on the enemy.
Would you rather answer always questions of dodge them when you suspect a trick question?
-
Why should I believe that I can understand what on earth you are saying?
The below poster will elaborate.
-
What I meant was would you always answer every quetion or do you sometimes dodge a question when you suspect it's a trick question.
Well would you?
-
i would neiher confirm nor deny my eventual decision in the aformentioned situation.
What woudl you do if i was a politician?
-
leave the country
would you rather serve as a skink cohort or a scaven slave???
-
Skink Cohort (whatever that is?)
Would you rather plkay one game or play so many games you occasionaly forget which game you're playing and confuse them and ask the wrong question?
-
more games is more fun!
would you rather explode or implode???
-
Explode, everyone needs ot be gooey
Would you rather be shot or shoot yourself?
-
get shot. bragging rights count for something don't they???
would you rather be trampled to death by crazed shoppers at christmas, or crushed to death by being sat on by a really really fat person???
-
Sat on, it would be quicker.
Would you rather be a mod or a respected senior poster on 40kO?
-
respected senior poster
Would you rather run a short distance or walk a long distance?
-
Run a short one...much faster so I have more time to do what I want.
Would you rather have an and ego and an alter ego or just one ego?
-
If the alter ego was awesome in some way (hitman, action hero/super hero, President of Venezuela etc) then sure but otherwise no.
Would you rather be a professional boxer or a professional mixed martial artist in the UFC?
-
mixed martial arts, so much cooler.
Would you rather be a North Islander or a South Islander?
-
Italian, because Italy > France.
Would you rather eat a steak pie or a apple pie right now?
-
Ketchup the las titme i chipped with mayo it tasted mustardy and i dont like mustard!
Would you rather watch a gangster film or a zombie film?
-
Let the damned thing die already.
Play with unpainted models, or play with models you didn't paint?
-
unpainted, just feels like cheating playing with models someone else has painted
be the president of america or be in charge of a base on the moon?
-
Base on the moon then I can enact my plan of taking the world hostage.
Would you rather be the leader of a nation with nuclear weapons in a world where more nations have them or leader of a nation without nuclear weapons in a world where there are no nuclear weapons?
-
No nuke is a good nuke.
Would you rather rule a nation where everyone was happy but lacked luxuries, yourself included, or a modern nation of misery and luxury?
-
Well whats the point in tv's if they're not going to make u happy..
Would you rather be a ruler in hell or serve in heaven?
-
Ruler in Hell, but the Devil isn't answering my calls after poker last Thursday.
Now for a change of pace. Work at a gas station where you make a steady $10.25 an hour, or a stock brokerage where you can stand to make $6000 one hour, but be poor and destitute the next?
-
Stock broker, might as well take a risk whats life without risks?
Would you rather command or follow?
-
Command.
Would you rather life in heaven or rule in hell?
-
Rule in hell, oh wait that is what the devil does and he is my loyal servant; so live in heaven.
Would you rather have no computer or no board/card/out-door games.
-
I'd rather have no computer
Would you rather loose or win
-
win
would you rather listen to me and blinky go on about zombies or halo?
-
Both.
Would you rather me leave and go on to the Nid board or stay here. (I will be doing the latter option.)
-
stay here with me and annoy cake
would you rather me go now and have my natchos or go later and go to sleep?
-
Go later.
Would you rather have lots of lemonade or coke. (trick question, I had both; and lots).
-
coke it is amazing and good for you
would you rather play halo or resident evil?
-
Have to say never played Resident Evil games, seen the movies; know they are based on the games. Resident Evil, I will give it a go.
Would you rather be here or on zombie apoc thread.
-
Here it's less annoying after the xzombie thread's tone was lowered
Would you rather have sprite in your coke or coke in your sprite?
-
Sprite in my coke.
Coke in your sprite or spite in your coke.
-
My coke is always full of spite, the self vend machines in subway dislike my presence, ask sarge
Would you rather make a valkerie or paint a valkyrie?
-
Make one, I know it's strange but I like building things more than painting things.
Would you rather be gassed to death or fall out of a plane and die?
-
fall out of a plane, at least then i can die in a kickass way, full freefall :P
Would you rather fall into water or jump into water?
-
Jump
Would you rather win lotto or make the money yourself?
-
win the lotto, even if i did i would still learn to get qulifications and get a job i just wouldnt be bothered about it being high paying, i'd do something i wanted to do
Would you rather be given undeserved praise or not praised but you know you deserved it?
-
Undeserved praise ftw
Would you rather be a antisocial genius and change the world but no one would know till after u died. Or be a massive chick magnet?
-
I'm an antisocial genius, so the chickmagnet is new.
Would you rather be happy for the rest of your live over the back of your loved ones or spend your live being miserable so that others might be happy?
-
The 1st one i guess, human selfishness seems' to win when it comes to a LIFETIME!
Wouild you rather be selfish or selfless?
-
Selfish, i've got Selfless to a T and am looking for a change.
Would you rather be Mr T, or a rabid badger?
-
Massive and famous or tiny and diseased hmmm, i certainlyey PITY THE FOOL!
Would you rather understand everything or have somethings explained to you?
-
There are somethings I just don't ever want to know..
Would you rather be a politician or punch yourself repeatedly in the head?
-
A politician it's one way of gaining the rule over the world.
Would you rather have me or Obama as ruler of the world?
-
You, Jack. I can be your assistant :P
Would you rather be a slave of Starky or Sancty?
~Thal
-
Damn you Thal, that is just sick. Starky.
Would you rather be in a dark closet with Sancty or Paris Hilton?
-
Based on which one I find less disgusting, I'm going to have to go with Sancty. Even he doesn't compare to Paris *shudders*
Would you rather I ruled the world or Raktra did?
NB: This is really a trick question
~Thal
-
Raktra i trust him
Would you rather live in the whitehouse or in buckingham palace?
-
Buckinham palace.
Would you rather be living in a dark gritty anarchich world where the only right is that of the strongest or in a world which is totally safe and clean, but impossibily regulated. (THink Singapore only times a thousand.)
-
I like singapore, one of the guards at the air port let me wear his hat and hold his gun, It was quite fun walking up to loud americans and start yelling at them. The guards found it funny as well.
Would you rather see this:
(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi406.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp145%2FSilverRanger021%2Fnz-flag001.jpg&hash=5b3abbebb82817c0e2e61bf5581085b338452f1b)
Or this
(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi406.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp145%2FSilverRanger021%2FAUSSIE_FLAG.jpg&hash=3ef83006fb10bda7b1cc00e9b174c1bb55d0227a)
for the rest of your natural life?
-
neither but if i had to....the bottom one. its the "proper" austrailian flag
would you rather be forced to play using the imperium for the rest of your life or be forced to play against the imperium for the rest of your life?(silver ranger please dont reply as your avatar kinda gives it away...sorry)
-
neither but if i had to....the bottom one. its the "proper" austrailian flag
Oh you did NOT just say that...!
Would you rather be forced to play using the imperium for the rest of your life or be forced to play against the imperium for the rest of your life?(silver ranger please dont reply as your avatar kinda gives it away...sorry)
Against.
-
Saytael I think we should kill Alerion... You bring the axe I'll bring the .22
Would you rather help us or Alerion? (Alerion don't answer..)
-
awwwwwww
-
Neither, I would ambush you both when you tried to kill Alerion.
If I had to pick...it would be a toughy.
Would you rather do what I would do, or try to pick a side?
-
pick a side
would you rather know what you guys are on about or just be stupid like me
-
Rather be stupid, thanks!
Would you rather fight Charles Barkley or a Velociraptor?
-
Velociraptor.
Would you rather disgrace Flonky's honor by letting this thread die or stop posting?
-
This thread is not going to die.
Would you rather be mine or sarge_md's slave for all eternity.
-
I would rather kill myself...
Anyway... Would you rather kill Alerion with a spade or an axe?
-
Axe...more bloody. But why would I want to kill Alerion?
Would you rather eat a bunny or a tiger?
-
Tiger. I already know of rabitt's taste.
Would you rather be unpleasant to a cop or to your wife?
Starky
-
Cop. They don't hit back. ;)
WOuld you rather be sad for a long time and really happy for a very short time or would you rather be happy for a long time and really sad for a very short time?
-
Happy for short.
Would you rather be killed by a whisk or a bluntened spoon?
-
spoon
whould you rather be related by blood to blinky of have to talk to him everyday
-
Relatives can be easily ignored.
Would you rather be wrongly accused of a murder, or rightly accused of one?
-
Rightly, but they'll never find the bodies.
Would you rather be a mad frankensteinesque scientist or a regular one?
-
mad scientist. they get a better union.
would you rather get a high paying job with little security or low paying job that has high job security?
-
high paided i know how to save
would you rather have a high chance (but could survive)of a horrible painful death or a certain quick death
-
certain quick death."im not afraid of death. just the pain that comes with it"
would you rather live forever in agonising pain or die now?
-
Die now.
Would you rather do stuff for science or art.
-
science
live in a world with religion or without
-
without, those Jehovah's witnesses drive me crazy.
would you rather live in a world where everyone is equal, or the one we live in now?
-
The one we llive in now.
Would you rather be a chaos lord or an Imperial cardinal?
-
chaos lord for i will be a champion of slaanesh and i will have many glorious boobs ;D
would you rather be told to charge down khorne himself with 500 mates or face down a single chaos lord in hand to hand no weps
-
lord of what? if nurgle then i would get a lighter out of my pocket(even though i dont smoke :P) and roast him if not then.....i would pick the lord and shake his hand because i have devoted my life to tzeench(even though im selling my 40k chaos army :P)
would you rather be devoted to khorne and kill your family or devote yourself to nurgle and have your family run away in fear?
-
slaanesh and have a family wide orgy
nurgle really
would you rather be a tau or a guardsmen
-
tau.....less likley of getting killed as i would be an air caste(mearchants and flyboys)
-
which chaos godf would yo be a fallower of
me: nurgle cus hes supposed to like a nice grandpa that gets you presents but instead of presents thier cool desieses(spelling)
-
khorn, so i can finally beat that idiot i knew in high school to death with his own organs.
would you rather march with me on my guest to destroy all those who play calgar ultra smurfs, or against me and feel the combined furry of my alliance of destruction?
-
with you: im often herd saying "anyone who paints their marines blue deserves to be shot"(sorry if this caused offense)
would you rather be a ork deff dread or an iperial drednought
-
imperial version, but only if i can get upgraded to iron clad.
would you rather be a wraith lord, or a carnifex?
-
Wraith lord as they get those kick ass looking tabards and swords and id be all like "there can be only one mother licker" and then they'd be like wtf and id slice them up
Would you rather surf a baneblade/one of its variants into battle or on the back of carnifex called fluffy (fluffy is a pink carnifex)
-
id ride fluffy, because while the other guys are laughing their arses off i ride over and feed them to it.
would you rather join a hopeless political cause or a doomed corporation?
-
Hopeless cause...easier to jump out of a drowning boat.
Would you rather be loved by one or liked by many?
-
killed by many. that way i die with some dignaty rather than comit suicide after the one person dumps me.
would you rather play cities of death or planet strike?
-
planet strike as im all about glorious sieges.
woul you rather be entombed in a dreadnought or a wraithgaurd/wraithlord.
-
dreadnaught for i am a proud estartes.
would you rather be an imperial guardsman or a tau fire warrior?
-
gaurdsmen theres billions of us and we have fuxing awesome tanks unlike those weabo anime wannabes
Would you rather face down a tyranid invasion as a space marine with 2 power axes or assassinating tau ethereals as a callidus assassin
-
face down the nids because I'm doing that anyway.
would you rather drive a leman russ or a predator?
-
toughie predator though cos i prefer the look of it
what chapter master would you rather be azreal or pedro kantor
-
if azreal is the sallis chapter master then him, if not then kantor.
would you rather be calgar or vulcan?
-
Vulkan, Calgar is too...Blue.
Would you rather be a Dark eldar slave or a sacrifice to Nurgle?
-
slave so i can hit on the wyches.
would you rather go to bed with a deamonett, or a sister of battle?
-
sister of battle less chance of being eaten or mutated.
-
Ninja. I can't see your question, so it must be one. :)
Recive a blessing from nurgle or slannesh?
-
nurgle cos it looks way better than having 15 pairs of breasts on your face and more useful
would you rather be a member of the inquisition or the eclessiarchy
-
inquisition, then i get to burn heretics in cleansing promethium.
would you rather be the emperor of horus?
-
horus i would rather suffer a moment of great pain before death than suffer a pain and sadness for over ten millenia
would you rather be a arbites or a gaurdsmen from any planet of your choice.
-
I'd rather be an arbite and get recruited to fluff up the Sisters of Battle.
Would you rather be a newb or a noob?
-
irrelevant theres no difference its just a variation on the word.
would you like to be killed by commissar fuklaw or the inquisition for supporting xeno love?
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The inquisition as they sort of suck at the whole killing stuff..... str 3 power weapons, I laugh in their face.
Would you rather be stroking the love rod of a Great Unclean One or scrubbing the rectum of a Bloodthirster?
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The inquisition as they sort of suck at the whole killing stuff..... str 3 power weapons, I laugh in their face.
Would you rather be stroking the love rod of a Great Unclean One or scrubbing the rectum of a Bloodthirster?
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sanctjud you absolute bugger, the bloodthirster as i'd be killed going near it and would never actually have to do it.
would you rather be a jedi or a poof patrol marine
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jedi, for i can use the jedi mind tricks to hit on the local woman.
would you rather be a tau etherial, or a beasty of khorn?
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beast of khorn, blood for the blood god etc.
Would you rather be a midget wrestler or a thrown dwarf?
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Thrown dwarf. Somehow its less degrading.
Would you rather have your soul fed to the emperor or have to play an eternally long game of chess against him?
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the second that way i can trump him for the rest of eternity.
would you rather be wraith guard or a crisis suit?
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Wraithgaurd better weapons already dead less chance of randomly getting blown up by a stray bolter round.
Would you rather be a civilian or a gaurdsmen.
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guardsman. that way i can take some of those *****ds out on he way down.
would you rather be a space marine or their chaos counter part?
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Chaos. They can actually have a live, as opposed to praying and fasting all the time.
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guardsman for (insert heroic speech) *que gorey painful well deserved death*
life as a slave or a moment as a slaver?
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Life as a slave, followed by moment as a slaver, then i died :(
Whould you rather have any fantasy item or any 40k item?
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Chainsword ChainfistPlasma pistol
Emperor Class Titan Anyone? ;)
Would you rather be in a city infected by Slannesh or nurgle?
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slaanesh more fun
would you rather ahve a chainsword or a boltgun
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chainsword, so i can rip open people easier.
would you rather be 5 or 55 years old?
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5, cause you still have you whole life ahead of you... Plus you get to do anything who want and all people do is say "Awww... isn't he cute..."
Would you rather be in the Air force or the Navy? (USA)
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Navy of course, for reasons explained by the song...... ;D
Would you rather go forwards or backwards through time?
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backwards to a less intellegent time and be treated like a god.
would you rather be super rich and hated or poor(but not homeless) and loved?
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I will crush them under my boot heels! ;D
Experince the events of Portal or Doom?
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portal so i can run of with the portal gun.
would you rather be dunked into a tyranid digestion pool or face the full rath of the inquisition?
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inquisition fire kills quicker than thousands of insects eating you.
Would you rather be commanded by brian blessed as a commisar or terry wogan as a space marine captain.
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neither for i follow chuck Norris.
would you rather be blown up or gunned down while running away from the legion of doom?
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blown up, quicker.
Would you rather have a beer or a glass of wine. food not involved just drinking. not to get plowed, taste preference.
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I'm only 16, I wouldn't know ::)
Would you rather have a super awesome pc, or an xbox 360?
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PC FTW ;D
would you rather be the best gretchin in the world or the worst ork boy?
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gretchen for i can outsmart the afore mentioned boy.
would you rather be a servo skull or a servitor?
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servitor they are basically skulls but with more body parts and since the servitors get enhanced to do there jobs ill be a pleasure servitor!
would you rather be sarge_md(me) or blinky jungle?
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blinky so that i can high jack his life.
would you rather be me or jawa monkey?
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you because monkey would be to easy to be found out that im not the real monkey
would you rather go to gamesday or not go?
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gamesday no question.
Would you rather be a heavy metal painter or a forgeworld modeller
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Forge world please.
Would you rather be a games designer, or write your very own codex from the ground up?
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the dex please so i can make the ultra marines my bi-atch.
would you rather play the afore mentioned codex or the ultra smurfs?
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Doesn't have a problem with the Ultra Smurfs so I will play the.
Would you rather smurf a smurf in their smurfing smurf or screw up the new Dark Eldar codex?
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So its a choice between doing something that I am glad he substituted smurf for other words, ::), versus screwing with the thing I want most in my life :'(.
Well, my choice is made. Here smurfy smurfy...... :)
Watch me smurfing a smurf in their smurfing smurf or watch me smurf a cow? (in the smurf. :))
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the smurf so i can crush both of you and melt the smurf into gold.
would you rather be only slightly humans smurf or mine?
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mine?
would you rather be on fire or have a sex change?
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sex change i suppose because lets face it only my genetals would be maimed not my wonderfully handsome face.
Would you rather be stabbed in the nose repeatedly for the next 5 days or forced to read the worst books in existence for the next 5 years.
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forced to read the worst books in existence for the next 5 years.
No i cant stand Twilight ill be stabbed thank you.
Drive a smart car through Texas or be forced to watch spider man-3?
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give me the bloody smart car im not watching that piece of lictor turd again.
also join the tau and be nuetered or be forced to lick up lictor turd (fresh and steamy)
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Neutered. I can just follow Slaanesh around and get enough children any way. :D Plus I want a battlesuit or a Hammerhead. 8)
(edit. I forgot the question half.)
Eaten by nids or killed by a 'cron.
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killed by a cron seriously quicker as lots of nids dont like to chew and would rather suck you in with tentacles, id rather get zapped.
body surf a dead chaos marine lord shouting "oh yeah" kool aid style, or burst into reality on a motornike screaming "I D-D-DO C-C-C-COCAINNNE!!" doom rider style.
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.....or burst into reality on a motornike screaming "I D-D-DO C-C-C-COCAINNNE!!" doom rider style.
Because I do.
Work for GW, or be a gretchin.
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Hmmmm.... I thought they did have gretchin working there.
Drop kick a cat or a dog?
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cat, i actually like dogs.
kick a bear in the crown jewels, or wrestle a crocodile?
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Kick a bear, I can spray some bear mace in his face.
Piss of ALL the Daemons, or the Emperor?
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emperor, he's stuck on the golden john for all eternity and can't get me anyways.
be the emperor, or khorn?
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Khorne!
Would you rather be a pink horror or squat?
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pink horror, more killing involved.
would you rather be insane, or an accountant?
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insane
would you rather be me or monkey
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Neither, I don't work well with therapists. :)
Be Slannesh or khorne?
-
Khorne, hacky slashy killy maimathons are good.
Would you rather be a commissar in a catachan's regiment or be a psyker in the commissars platoon?
-
commisar because if my back is against a wall and i have my trusty bolt gun nothing will sneek up on me!
would you rather be me or happy the gamesday mascot for the newcastle bus!
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happy the gamesday mascot for the newcastle bus! yay for gamesday!
would you rather play as the army you hate the most; or loose to newbies every game
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Play the army I hate the most, it may prove to be a challenge
Would you rather have GW create a new army or discontinue one?
-
New army. (Space skaven)
Would you rather date a really beautiful girl for a year or a not so beautiful, but very famous actress for i night?
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The very famous one, chances are I would knock her up (super sperm) and then I would be the celebrity baby daddy (a must have for any young starlit). Except I wouldn't be such a douch like K-Fed.
What would you do if you were a celeb baby daddy?
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Hide.
Would you rather play space wolves or imperial guard.
-
IG, more models, cooler models.
IG or Tau?
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tau
would you rather eat at burger kind or mcdonalds.
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Mcdonalds, I want to end it. :)
Really though, I like their chicken. ::)
Not answer a question or have no question to answer?
-
8)
Would you rather drink a gallon of hot sauce or a spoonfull of the world hottest chili?
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A spoonful of the world's hottest chilli.
I'll get over it.
Would you rather break all your models or break the smallest most useless toe of yours?
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Definatly the toe!
Would you rather break you most prized fig or get repeatedly kicked in the balls?
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The model i can fix or remodel
Would you rather have to paint a 10,000 pt army in 10 days or play an unpainted army at the most famous tournament in the world.
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10,000 point, I can keep it.
Have a person defeat you and win a grand tourny with a no-paint army, or lose all of your paints, and cannot get more?
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Defeat. (Naturally i'd go challenge them to a private duel later, easily beating them)
Would you rather Be an actor or a rockstar.
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Actor, there are more hot actress's than groupies. Plus most aspiring actress's are hot.
Would you rather kick Barack Obama or Joe Biden in the balls?
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George W bush. I happen to be an Obama supporter.
Would you rather date an actress or a female pop singer.
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Definitely an actress. Perhaps Pauley Perrette.
Would you rather never watch any movie but your favorite ever again, or never see anyone but the most beautiful person you've ever seen again?
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the movie one
Would you rather "Deep Strike" into a monkey, or your sister.
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Monkey, which is a suit worn by a hot actress. ;)
Would you rather be an evil clone of Obama, or evil twin brother?
-
i thought obama was the evil clone?
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Make it, more evil then. ;)
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Eviler twin brother, John McCain the brains behind the operation would have to cover it all up, I could get away with so much.
Would you rather be the brains behind the whole operation or the puppet?
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Puppet, because there is only 1 person in my mind right now, and it sucks to know she's not mind. :(
Would you rather know your future, or forget your past?
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know the future, We have to take our past and use it to not make the same mistakes.
Would you rather lose you mini's or your hair?
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Hats are cheap, GW has prices that make Bill Gates cry.
Free mins, free sex?
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Free mini's, I have no problems getting laid. 8)
Would you rather be able to have sex whenever you wanted or be able to play 40k whenever you wanted?
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Play 40k whenever I want, since I'm more conservative, and I have strong morals! ;)
Would you rather lose every GW stuff you ever owned or lose your partner?
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Well, it's like this mate. There are plenty more fish in the sea, but that conversion you did a while back could be a one off! ;)
Would you rather own your own car, or your own house?
-
House, they burn nicer, and are better places to hold off zeds.
Be a zed, be a GW employee.
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GW employee. 'cause I don't know what a zed is, and was thinking of all the fake dark eldar rumors I can give. ;D
Would you rather be a father without his wife, or a son without his father?
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Son. I can go bang some random person and forget abput it and move on with my life.
Not have a lfie, or not have 40k.
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Not have a life 40k is just to good to pass up.
Would you rather lose a limb or 40k?
-
Lose 40k. I'll play WFB. ;)
Would you rather lose Chaos as a whole or Orks as a whole in the armies of 40k?
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Orks, I hate orks. And enjoy chaos
Would you rather lose orks or all forms of eldar?
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Orks. I mean, look at all those good banshee and farseer art out there! Hawt!
Would you rather fight fire with a firewarrior or fight darkness with a dark eldar
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The fire option, FW burn nice, and a DE in darkness will probably stab me in the back.
Not have GW sell terrain, or GW sell supplies.
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I say that the terrains others make can be just as nice. And I have more paints than I have terrain.
Would you rather start a family with Shadowsun or Yarrick?
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Gender wise, gear wise, and WTF factor wise, shadow sun. While shes at home uess who gets her battlesuit. ::)
GW run by hasbro or microsoft.
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neither, their both just as likely to run it into the ground.
zombie Apocalypse, or nuclear annihilation?
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Zombies, easier to stop, better last stands/blazes of glory.
Shotgun or semi auto?
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Shotgun
Meltagun or Flamer?
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Melta gun, burning a zombie dosn't kill them.
Tyrinid apocolypse or zombiee apocolypse.
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Zombie Apocalypse, it has been a dream of mine for sometime now. I think I would thrive in that situation. :)
Ork invasion or Dark Eldar invasion?
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Orks. I can stand out of choppy range and their weapons are useless.
Play DE or Necrons?
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:-\ *looks around franticly*
Would you rather I didnt post a question or post a stupid one?
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Eh, I know you're intelligence is limited, so I'll let it slide.
Really smart, really good painter.
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being smart is overated.
Be a good 40k player or modeller?
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Modeller, I can win Golden Daemons and not give a crap.
beslubber a monkey, or beslubbered by a monkey?
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Nethier
Would you rather be better at fantasy or 40k?
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40k, everything is better in space.
In space, or underwater?
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Like you said everything is better in space.
Would you rather have an invasion by tau or chaos?
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Tau, they don't rape me, and there is a slim chance I can score with Shadowsun.
Be taken prisoner by nurgle or slaanesh?
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You need to ask that one?
Would you rather eat squigs for the rest of your life, or get ravaged by an ork for the rest of your life?
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I would dress as a grot so i can get the best of both worlds
Have your soul fed to the emperor or a chaos god?
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slaanesh then i can be part of him and if im lucky part of his mangina
would you rather be late and shouted at or really really early and bored with nothing to do (i mean nothing no phone no music nothing but stare into space)
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Be early, and after a while go back to sleep.
Would you rather shoot yourself in your leg, or have an ork french kiss you?
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Shoot myself in the leg.
Would you rather lose a limb or french kiss a nurgling?
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Lose a limb any time anyday.
Would you rather tickle old man Yarrick, or drink Creed's spit?
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Tickle ol man Yarrik, with a pair of lightning claws. :)
Would you rather have a pair of lightning claws or a powerfist?
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Lighting claws. Slice and dice. :)
Railgun (solid slug+submunition) or Land Raider.
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raider ftw
a dreadnaught, or a crisis suit?
-
Definatly a dread.
A dred or a warwalker?
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War walker, I can get out of the damn thing.
Titan or Naval Destroyer?
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Chaos titan
Nurgling or Demonette?
-
Read below my avatar. Done.
Be bad touched or bad touch?
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Be bad touched, think of all the minis I could get when I blackmail em.
Would you rather be blackmailed or snitched on.
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snitched on, I won't have to pay money and the threat is removed
Would you rather allow yourself to be blackmailed or murder the blackmailer?
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Murder, because then I can say BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
Face me or face a pony.
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Face you, a kick from a pony could break bones.
Would you rather be kicked by a pony or a gieraff?
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A gieraf, it neck looks easy to break.
Would you rather be bitten by ten thousand mosquitos or ten bats
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Definatly the bats. Mosquito bites itch like hell.
Would you reather be bitten by a tiger or a zombie.
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Depends on the type of zombie and the size of the tiger.
Would you rather be a MIB or a MD
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Men In Black.
would you rather suck up grandpa nurgle or give him an oil job(monthly)
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both then do the same to slaanesh.
do slaanesh or khorn?
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Both.
Be a slave to Slaany or Khorne.
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what do you think.
be the masque or khorne?
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"I`m biringing sexy back!"
Oh yah.....
Raped by Starky or Nurgle?
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nurgle, i know where starky's been.
run over by a land raider, or a bane blade?
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Baneblade, the bigger they are, the harder they fall.
Hump a dead moose or be humped by a dead moose.
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The former. I'll catch something anyway, so might as well be 'on top'. ;)
Get raped by a bear, or a gorilla?
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bear because its nicer to cuddle afterwards
be raped by me or slaanesh?
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that one is so obvious it doesn't need an answer.
think about the above or what bl's junk.
-
Third option. I choose sanity.
Be sane or play 40k.
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Play 40k, sanity isn't really a priority for me.
Would you rather lose an eye or 40k.
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Well, I do have two eyes.;)
Kick in the balls, or fingers in a car door?
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Fingers, I can use a bike forever and avoid it.
No sex or no wargames.
-
kill myself with indecision.
get your face ripped off by a bear or a carnifex?
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carnifex because then the story of my heroic faceless killing of it would be way more awesome and I'd get a sweet metal faceplate
die a painful hero or a painless coward?
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coward ftw.
be killed standing up or executed after being knocked down by a fleeing coward(i.e me)
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Punch you in the face and while your down kick you in the face, then take off alive.
Would you rather get kicked in the face or the balls?
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balls . i'm too pretty to get kicked in the face
would you rather.......
smell like poo or taste like poo
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Smell. Soap exists for a reason.
Eat a taco from me or be eaten by said taco.
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eaten, that way i can bring it down from the inside.
be eaten alive by a t-rex, or a hive tyrant.
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T-rex. Look up Weird Al's Jurrasic Park.
Be duct taped to my bathroom or my high school bathroom.
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high school so i can be stuck just above one of the girls bathroom stalls.
be there or be square?
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I`m not the square one, the orgy is.
Worship ceiling cat or cthulu?
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ceiling cat. i will not state resonse
eat amphetamine parrot and die or be killed by a chicken.
winning streak[tavern games at november16 2009 02:38.05am]
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lull the chicken into a false sense of security and then cram the anfedamine parrot down it's throat.
eat the chicken or vezok?
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Chicken
Have to eat the exact same poorly cooked meat every day, or never eat meat again?
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screw the cooking just give me the cow.
eat a cow whole, or be eaten alive by starrky?
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mmm...Cow, lots of blood......
eating might be a bit hard because you will have to eat through my bio tytanium robes and then eat through my thick ceramite/admantium servo armour...
play gears of halo theft auto 5 or watch spiderman 3?
hahahahahahaha
you will get what i mean.....
Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5 (Machinima) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAB2iEvaMwE#normal)
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gears of halo theft auto
read harry potter and the da vinci book of sudoku or read twilight?
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Twilight. I need more targets for my shotgun.
"Sparkley Vampires!" BAAAMMMM.
Be raped by Optimus Prime or Duke Nukem.
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Duke would leave nothing left :-[
Watch Howard the Duck, or have your bean bag beaten with a pool cue?
-
Howard the duck was awesome 20 some years ago.
Would you rather be straped in a chair and forced to watch Barney for 24hrs. or kicked in the balls for 1hr.?
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barney. Then i'd go kill whoever was responsible.
Would you rather date Liv taylor or sarah palin?
-
palin so i can stab that dumb ass biatch.
beat george bush or sarah palin with their own intestines?
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neither, i'd just kill them both with my epic combat powers.
Would you rather marry Liv taylor or Keira Knightley?
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both, i need some ritual fodder for my slaaneshi cult.
be part of my cult or the one being sacrificed?
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Cult FTW! I am already in the cult of the Lord Helios where I ritually consume the representation of flesh and blood under an instument of torture!
Would you rather join my cult or dreggog's?
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slaanesh ftw!!!
fall off a bridge or a sky skrapper?
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bridge... might not be as high up
would you rather eat a cup of broken glass, or run 5 miles on broken glass?
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I've eaten ground up brick before....but I'm rubbish at running (so unfit), so, the first one.
fight a kangaroo, or 3 pissed off squirrels?
-
Squirrels
Would you rather listen to green day or Three days grace all day for a day
-
Three Days Grace. For some reason 21 Guns don't appeal to me....
Would you rather be in the Left 4 Dead universe or Gears of Wars universe?
-
left for dead, more zombies to kill.
be trapped in a small room with a tank or 400 normal horde?
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Tank. Rear armour in close combat, beatch!
Small room with a horde of Tyranids or hungry people on thanksgiving.
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both so i can watch them devour each other.
be killed in the blood bath or be slaanesh's secretary?
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Slaanesh's secretary, as long as she is kinky (as i'm sure she is).
Never eat bacon again, or eat Kevin Bacon?
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mmmm... kevin bacon... could use some ketchup though.
be eaten alive by starkky or by jawa monkey?
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long as its not killersquid, I heard he makes you go crazy first.
Have to paint and play 300 guardsmen or 300 orks
-
guard, for though they have t shirts and flash lights they're still better than topless green skins with pop guns.
worship cthulhu or tzeench?
-
Tzeentch, I like magic powers plus he's slightly less likely to eat me.
Be forced to watch Twilight, or be kicked in the balls for 2 hours straight?
-
Oh god no. Right in the balls please. :P
Go see Avatar, or lick ice cream off Megan Fox?
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Megan Fox. Smurfs are way less sexy
Get tackled by a pro football/rugby player or puke into your GF/BF's mouth while making out?
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knowing my usual practices probably both.
be assimilated by the great devour, or the greater good?
-
Greater good, they're less likely to eat me.
Be a deamonettes B!*#h or be a terminators training punch bag
-
Daemonette's be-atch, it might not hurt...
Be a guard medic in a line platoon or be a Space Marine scout in the Damocles Gulf Crusade (the one with huge marine casualties)?
-
scout so that i can spread the tale of how i won the battle single handedly,(like anyone else survived to prove me wrong)
be one of the space maines i shot in the head to spread such a tale or one of the fire warriors that got shot any ways?
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One of the Marines, the shot will bounce of the power armour.
Would you rather that the large amount of Methane found on Mars was produced naturally or that it was result of Martian shenanigans?
-
The result of martian shenaniagns i'd love to see a scientist at a conference try to explain that to people.
Would you rather eat a dark eldar or a chaos space marine, (ouch both are very spikey)
-
peal and eat elves please.
post a question or be fried by one of my E weapons?
-
I choose option C, kick you in the nuts and fry you with an E-weapon.
Would rather be kicked in the nuts or the teeth?
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laugh at you for my crotch is made of 40% titanium, and then bend your head off.
be sucked into an internet flame war, or a literal flame war.
-
A literal flame war would be a war waged by flames so I choose that one. Any flame war isn't going to last long in England anyway.
Would you rather more snow or less snow this Winter.
-
Less snow, it's summer here.
Would you rather go to paradise or be reincarnated?
-
reincarnated so i can come back to get all of you in the form of a trigon.
be eaten by said trigon, or a heridule?
-
What's a trigon? ;)
Would you rather read a troll post or a tpyo riddne wun?
-
typo
would you rather read a bad book that was 300 pages long or an average book that was 900 pages long?
-
Bad at 300. For the same reason that I would go with the troll post - potential for absolute hilarity.
Read Naruto fan fiction or Twilight itself?
-
Twilight isn't that bad.
Snow or Rain?
-
Snow
Would you rather live in an absurdly hot country or an absurdly cold one
-
depending on what month it is i live in both.
be a psyker or a jedi?
-
Jedi more perks
Light or dark side of the force
-
Dude, dark side. Do you really expect me to go with the good guy's?
would you rather be a jedi or a CSM?
-
CSM more chance to get freaky.
Sorcerer or psyker (both of the 40k type)
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Sorcerer.....i think
On my good side, or under my wheels (i.e, bad side)
-
I think I am on your good side.
Would you rather be nominated for a 40k online award or not?
-
I am so yes
Would you rather lose a contest or bumble your acceptance speech.
-
Bumble the exception speech, can blame it on the alchohol.
Blame it on the alchohol or being an idiot?
-
I don't drink so...
By cool or healthy?
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Health is overrated, Being cool you atleast die young and leave a good looking corpse.
leave a good looking corpse or be found after weeks sitting on the toilet?
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the first one. cause then all the ladies are gonna want to get freaky in the cript if you catch my drift.
watch this or be part of it?
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Watch, it would be quick and painless, I am sure that I will go blind immediatle.
Would you rather catch me in the act or dregogg? if you get my drift.
-
Robot luv ftw
Would you rather do Kruellagh or a daemonette?
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the mask, cause she can even give khorne a hard one if you catch my subtle drift.
kill or be killed by a troop of circus clowns.
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Kill
Become a clown or kill a clown
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Kill a clown! That should be pretty obvious.
Kill a clown or that really annoying guy at your LGS?
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The clown they must be eradicated
Annoying guy at your LGS or the pope
-
Annoying guy, if I killed the pope the church would rise up and eradicate all the non-believers and take over the world.
Annoying guy at LGS or that guy who get's way too drunk at New Year's and starts feeling people up?
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Depends if my stepsisters, friends or baby-niece are/is on the party.
Annoying guy at LGS or psycho ex
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guy at my lgs. those damn pod librarians have thwarted my tau for the last time.
take on meq elves, or ninja tau
-
Ninja Tau! :) Berzerker's love Tau ;D
Zerker's or Tau?
-
depends on the points and sizes of table but most of the time i'd throw down with the zerkers i can handle the charging red retards of death not so much the fish people who hide in the corner
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would you rather fight Deamons of chaos as a deathwing army, or build an Ikea bookcase.
-
i'll take on the book case it can't be worse than about 2000 pts worth of nids at one time
put together 50 metal or 100 plastic models
-
ugh obviuosly the plastic models, I can barely build one metal model.
use GW Glue or Testors?
-
GW, not nearly as bad (or at least to me) as testors....
would you rather consume accelerant or black primer?
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i use so much black primer on my models that thats practically a given.
be destroyed by meq tau, or mech elves?
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Surprizingly I have never lost to either, but if I had to choose I'd have to say Tau would be more embarassing.
Would you rather lose to Chaos Marines or Demons?
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either way is better than space marines all the time.
would you rather play against nothing but calgar ultra marines, or not play at all?
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As of now I rarely play at all, what with all the converting, modelling, painting, and assembling im doing... so I guess I'd take not playing at all :P
Would you rather have to play with a newb-made list for demons of chaos in 40k or play a super cheesy ultramarine list.
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Cheese please, I enjoy beating people who think that cheese trumps tactics.
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darn... I cant see invisible posts :P
would you rather have a 40konline site or a dark eldar update?
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Do people actually play Dark Eldar?
Would you rather get into Sanct's van or my hurst?
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Do you get fondled, and a 'wet willy', in your hurst? If not, deffinately yours.
Would you rather purchase me, or my sportier brother, Range Rover Tangi?
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Depends does the facial features increase the value?
Would you rather pay more for said features or pay less and not get them?
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(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.desktopcar.net%2Fwallpaper%2F35834-2%2FLand_Rover_Range_Rover_Sport_STRUT_6.jpg&hash=582f06545adcf5db50ddbf1c92967879e2993628)
What do you think? He dosn't show his face much...so I wouldn't pay for that. No, I'm not jealous. >:(
So I'll ask again, buy me, or Range Rover Tangi?
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I dont see a woman putting her tits on your hood. But, I do love muddin so your would probably fit me better.
Would you rather go muddin or skiing?
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muddin, i'm not sure what it is, but i have an embarrsing fear of skiing.
would you rather have a creepy pic of abbadon as your avvy or Yarrick?
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Abbadon, definatly! And muddin is where you take an off-road vehicle and go through fields of mud and drive like a maniac. It's a southern thing.
Would you rather go muddin or bungie jumping?
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both at the same time
play vs me(1750 points of nid) or my brother(1000 points of tau)
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i would rather go muddin than play either tau or nids :P
would you rather be sanctjuds partner for a day or be banned from the forums for ever?
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third option, fry everyone involved with my e-guns.
get fried by my e-cannon or a prawn explodo-ray (district 9)?
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The second one, cause no one knows what it does so it'll default and do nothing.
Would you rather spend some time on my lap or some time in prison with a KitKat bar shoved into the normally exit hole of your body?
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Considering I have been locked up and beat the crap out of anyone who pissed me off, I'd probably just end up in solitary.
Would you rather be on 23 hr. lockdown or in genpop?
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Lockdown, I'll just hump an exit for myself.
Would you rather have a jackhammer on your ass or a Bloodthrister on your ass?
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depends what shape the jack hammer is eeep
me on your ass or a horny whale
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Dude, all this ass talk is pretty gay so I'll change the subject now.
Would you rather be the best at 40k or the worst at getting laid?
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This is hard. The former.
Would you rather be able to pick 1 FW item of your choosing for free, or get $10,000, but you can't get that FW model?
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10 Stacks please. ;D
Would you rather be hogtied in Sanct's trunk or mine. (It's very roomy I've had two people in there and Probably still could've fit in a midget too)
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Well, you'd only kill me, I think. Yours.
Would you rather have to live with Jawmonkey or Sancty for a day?
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Sancty. He pleases me.
Would you rather have to live with me or Greenstuff for a day?
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Eh, you, seeing as I haven't managed to read many of your Tavern posts.
Would you rather play Dark Eldar or Daemonhunters?
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Well, I do play Dark Eldar, so I think I'll have to go with them.
Would you rather be a "Salamanders" player in the middle of a room filled with armed Daemonhunters players or armed Dark Eldar players?
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I don't care either way. I always win!
Would you rather face me or Sanct?
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sanct dunno why.
would you rather eat a live fish or jump in a steamy bath of oil.
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Life fish actually Salmon are fine to eat straight out of the water and quite yummy!
Would you rather be buried alive or burned alive?
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Burned alive, i have a wierd fear of being buried.
would you rather sell your soul to me, or get kinky with sheep.
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I sold my soul long ago but I have few extra, but still I'm going for the sheep I am just that Chaosy.
Would you rather be gang raped by a pack of dogs or Pedo-Bear?
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obviously the dogs, they would enjoy it more,
would you rather, become micheal jackson or spend a night in the cells with gary glitter.
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become michael jackson, since it is only temporary and i could steal what was left of his money XD
would you rather the new twilight movies come out sooner and get them over with, or have them delayed long as possible
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As I have no intention of watching the movie so I say delay it as long as possible.
Would you rather that Google got out of China to stand up for free speech or that they do the capitalist thing and make loads of money by staying.
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I could care less I prefer Bing, but Go to Google and type Where is Chuck Norris then click I'm feeling lucky.
Would reather face Chuck Norris or Steven Segal?
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Hmm difficult choice, they would both kick my arse. I will choose Chuck as being the ultimate good guy he would never fight someone weaker than himself.
@Google check: LMAO.... Chuck will find you.
Would you rather that Scott Roeder was charged with murder or manslaughter.
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Murder but only if the death penalty is on the table I rather enjoy executions. :) If not I could care less.
Would you rather watch an execution or an old lady get hit by a speeding bus?
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can the exacution be an old lady being hit by a bus. that way more fun
would you rather get kinky with pedobear or a sheep
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The sheep as my bro pedobear would be on the other side double teaming the dreams of little kids who think it safe to count sheep to sleep.
Would you rather me continue to describe the other details of that night or talk about something else :D
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dreams dreams dreams.
would you rather do it, in black and white or sepia.
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sepia for those golden moments
would you rather have a private beach or penthouse?
-
nude beach, or panty party... difficult choice... im going with the penthouse :P
Would you rather be a millionaire by dubious means or poor but innocent?
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Innocence proves nothing
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Play by the rules HFDQ.
Would you rather have it up the tailpipe or in the eye?
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umm... hows about neither!
Would you rather have this game deleted or the entire space tavern ofline for a month?
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Whatever, I've killed a game before.
Would you rather me kill your fun or include you in my fun?
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please, kill my fun instead...
would you rather spend time in a paper house during a rainstorm, or a matchstick house during an extremely hot day?
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Rainstorm, I'm too hot.
Would you rather taste my sweat or my man goo?
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umm... sweat... atleast I cant drown in it...
would you rather watch Made of Honour or Pretty in Pink?
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Both...if it will get the kids into my van.
Would you rather watch Faces of Death or 2 Girls 1 Cup?
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faces of death, im never seen it.
would you rather i stole your van, or burnt your house down.
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house, that way i can run you over later.
would you rather be fractioned to death by 400 zombies, or istalk?
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Oh, you guys do not want the universe exploding if I could beslubber myself.
Would you rather join in on that action in a threesome or would you like a foursome with my thirdself?
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foursome with your third self.
would rather i invite my muliple personality's or brought a keg of absinthe.
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Your personalities, it's more interesting to talk to.
Would you rather have 42 different conversations in your head or 42 Hit Points left on your health bar?
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can you here the voices too?!
be killed in my berserker rage, or slaaneshi doings(you know what i mean sanct)
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i'm a nurgle marine what do i care bring the beserk rage and you will fall to the legion of the swarm lord
face Typhus or Ahriman in their rspective areas of combat
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Arihman, cause all I'd have to do is shove that stick up his ass furthur up him. Thanks to GW for putting it there in the first place.
Would you rather be associated with all of GW's failures or be working for me...:D
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As long as I get to kill them after you rape em! ;D
Be killed by me or raped by sanct?
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I'll just rise from the dead again anyways......
would you rather ride in Sanct's van or the vomit comet?
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i don't get motion sickness, take me to the space plane.
play my game in the role playing thread or be hunted down and killed by my ninjas?
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you have a game in the role-playing thread?
Would you rather play against a rules-lawyering idiot with the new nids, or be forced to watch 2 three year olds destroy all of your armies with hammers?
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i can play the rules lawyer game " you can't kill what you can't see be-atch!!!"
be shot by a melta gun, or killed by the zombie thingies from my rp game?
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Melta gun, it will miss.
Would you rather get your spelling right or suffer from more of the lawl that is 'bellow' and 'bear'?
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i have gord sprellin!!!
be hunted down by my ninjas or be locked in sancts van?
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Hunted by ninjas...cause I'd just trap them and ninja's have a habit of being real quiet...so they won't scream when I readjust the widths of their entry points.
Would you rather have it in the eye or in the mouth?
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AAACHH!! Neither!!!!!
Spend the night with Sanct and Pedobear or be flayed alive by thousands of little army ants?
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shove my head in the ant hill of course.
take on the previously mentioned evil alliance of pedo bear with only a fruit knife, or me with you bare fists.
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You, it's (mostly) a fair fight.
Would you rather meet Sancty or Jawmonkey at night?
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"or".
would you rather face my wrath or jawmonkey's? (i am just that chaosy)
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Your's for I am just as chaosy.
Would you rather be forced to run naked through Sanct's neighborhood, or get your genitalia removed with a rusty chainsaw that has some strange green goo on it?
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:o. depends. is sanct out of town? probably the first choice, much less painful.
would you rather fight a daemon or chained to a bed in sanctjuds house?
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Number one, won't defile me, just kill me if I lose.
Would you rather fight Pedobear with a steak knife, or a Daemon Prince with a lasgun?
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Being Irish, I'm smart so I'll take the lasgun
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Dude, you got the lasgun but failed that game post.
Would you rather have 10,000 points of one 40k army, fully built and painted, of your choice, or 1,000 points of every 40k army, built and painted?
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all armies for nobody has 10k at my lgs.
have a crappily painted 400,000 point list, or a well painted 300 point list?
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300 point list, I'd rather have a nicely painted army than any model I want that looks like it's been painted by a five-year-old.
Would you rather be a vegetarian or never eat any vegetables or fruit again?
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Never eat veggies or fruit again
Would you rather find yourself hanging by your ankles in the middle of a cannibal tribe, or be strung up and lashed a thousand times by sanct and his "goo cannon"
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You are one sick little Tau. Cannibles by ankles.
Would you rather get some Ork figures, or get the Codex?
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figures, the codex can wait while i botch their paint scheme.
get a space marine biker army or an eldar jet biker army?
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Eldar. ;D
Would you rather give up one of your armies for another one, or never start another army?
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I'd give one up for Orks. I'd have a great balance. Super shooty Tau, Super choppy Orks. I would sacrifice my chaos-ness for that.
Would you rather be Orky or Chaosy?
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I am far too Chaosy to be anything but!
Would you rather be as Chaosy as me or as pervy as Sanct?
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Chaosy, fer sure
Would you rather have your army melted down, or be forced to eat them?
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melted I'm redoing them anyway.
have me paint your army with my powers of suck, or sanct paint it with his "special paints"
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powers of suck can be undone.
Face my Tau or Face Sweord's Orks
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Face your Tau with my 19 Ork boyz. :D
Would you rather face VK's Tau or one of Santy's armies?
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vks tau, you'll get 1 round of shooting tops before i run your wussy little fish heads down with my bikes.
face my command squad of doom as depicted below V, or VKs farsight death star?
kor'sarro khan, 3 lc, 1 th, 2 melta guns, 4storm sheilds, and all on bikes.
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Death Star! ;D
Would you rather we stayed on the current topic, or changed it?
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my bikes would totally kick farsights blue ass.
would you rather get decapitated by my avvy, or sancts avvy?
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Blegh. Yours.
Would you rather have Sancty or Jawmonkey standing outside your front door?
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Monkeys can be distracted.
Would you rather eat the Monkey's poo, or find yourself strapped to Sanct's "operating table"
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third option, ninja my way off of the table, kill sanct, and then come after you.
be killed painfully in your sleep, or just as agonizingly on your feet?
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Third option, I choose life.
Would you rather that GW start producing ready assembled and painted models or are you happy with the way things are?
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I like things the way they are, I don't want to see 5 million Ultramarines 2nd company players.
Would you rather go without food for a day, or never play 40k again?
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i've gone a week without eating for the sake of my models.
would you rather have a crappilly constructed army, or a dark eldar army.
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dark eldar. If you go wych cult you can grab at least a win.
Would you rather keep 5th Edition, or go back to Rogue Trader rules?
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eh, rogue trader. i don't even know what it is like though (i've only been playing since 5th ed. came out)
would you rather have no 40k or no other wargames besides 40k?
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what? there's games other than 40k?
would you rather play BFG or classic warhammer?
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Have you seen what the Tau do in BFG? BFG for the win.
Would you rather get a shotgun enema, or spend the day in Sanct's van with Sanct?
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here use buck shot. that will kill me faster.
would you rather be entombed in ice, or sancts man goo?
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ice
lava or man goo
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Lava doesn't leave mental scarring.
house of horrors or Sanct's van?
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Aren't they different names for the same thing?
Would you rather untreatable tootache for a week or no teeth at all?
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toothache.
find your name on familywatchdog.org or jailhouse bathroom wall?
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Depends if the writing on the bathroom wall said "don't mess with Alienscar, he will kill you" that wouldn't be too bad.
Would you rather a Universe in which Dark Eldar were real or one with Chaos Warriors
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Dark Eldar.
Would you rather have to be in the same room as Pedobear, or Sancty?
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Third choice: neither.
Would you rather be eaten by a Swarmlord or slowly digested over a thousand years?
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swarm lord, so that the melta bombs on my belt can blow it up from the inside.
blow up your lgs, or sancts van?
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You call that a question? Guess which one I'd do.
Would you rather live the rest of your life as a 15 year old, or live forever as an 80 year old?
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15 was more fun.
Would you rather be found face down next to a dead "lady of the night" or be gagged and tied in Sanct's van
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Face down. Whatever happens after would be way less disturbing than what Sancty would do to me.
Would you rather be Sancty, or BL?
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third option: dead.
Would you rather be given power armor or a Crisis Battlesuit?
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Battlesuits fly, man. There is no other option.
Would you rather be a DE, or a normal Eldar?
-
Normal eldar, cos when you die you can become a Wraithlord!!!
Be shot in the face at point blanc with a shuriken catapult, or a bolter?
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Hmmm, I guess the bolter, because who knows how fast a shuriken would kill you, whist the bolter is just a big gun.
Would you rather only play Warhammer Fantasy, or 40k?
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40k
Would you rather be a Tau or a Squat (pre-somehow devoured by Tyranids that haven't reached the center of the galaxy where the Squats were supposed to live but somehow managed it anyways.)
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I'm half tau anyways.
would you rather be banished from verona or necromunda?
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necromunda
Would you rather be banished from your LGS or be "loved" by Sanct?
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that's what a restraining order and a shot gun are for.
be strapped to a rokkit, or hit directly with exterminatus gun?
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Strapped to a rokkit, I carry enough knives to free myself.
Be hit in the face with a shovel, or hit in the back with a pickaxe?
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Shovel, because I have a chance to block it.
Would you rather be strapped down, stabbed, and bleed to death slowly, or be killed by BL?
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depends, whats BL?
would you rather have your eyes gouged out by sanctjud, or your insides on your outside by sanctjud?
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"Or." 'BL' is Blacklegion.
Would you rather I change the subject from your obsession with Sancty ;), or keep it as is?
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Change the damn subject.
Would you rather face 60,000pts of Tau or every special character the Space marines have?
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Hmmm, you pose a very good point, but the SMurphs can't survive all the Ork Roks at my disposal.
What would you do if I wiped out all SM special characters with said Roks?
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use the imperial fleet to hunt them down.
what would you do if i did this?
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Not care. BTW, I started playing the wrong game. Told ya I need sleep.
Would you rather I get sleep so I don't fail this much, or keep doing what I'm doing?
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dude read the date line on this post.
be confronted by me in a dark alley or sanctey?
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you, i can take you out with a daemon weapon.
would you rather read my new battle report i just posted, or listen to me complain that no one looked at it?
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Depends, what army were you using?
Would you rather I read it, or not?
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You read it (btw i was using CSM/Traitor Guard against SW/Ultramarines)
would you rather read my battle report or my newly posted army list?
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Your battle report, which I'm going over to read right now.
Would you rather never see another traitor Guard army, or have Squats brought back?
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squats back. i love the traitor guard.
would you rather # or %?
-
Numbers are percents. #
Would you rather we all speak Gothic, or all the different languages we speak now?
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what do you mean by "speak" gothic?
would you rather have the old possesed or the new?
-
Neither for I am an Alpha Legion operative, truly fighting for the Emperor.
Would you rather find out that the Emperor's death was a lie, or have Abbadon succeed in one of his Black Crusades?
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Emperor's death.
Would you rather be a Squat, or a Chaos Dwarf?
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Squat's have cooler toys (pre-somehow eaten-by-Tyranids-that-could-never-have-made-it-to-the-center-of-the-galaxy-due-to-warp-storms-but-succeeded-in-it-anyways.)
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I would rather X...
Would you rather never eat or drink again?
-
I'm Irish so neither is an option. I'd just die from lack of alcohol.
Would you rather be eaten alive by cannibals or probed by Sanct... to death.
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That was already asked in some form, and answered by me, too! >:( That is very wrong. Cannibals.
Would you rather be Chinese or Japanese?
-
Japanese have cooler toys and less oppression.
Would you rather be stuck in a glass room for 11 days with 100 venomous snakes, or be trapped on a desert island forever with no access to 40k
-
Glass room = breaking out.
Would you rather freeze to death, or burn to death?
-
Freeze, burning is rather unpleasant.
Would you rather be stranded on a desert island, or stranded in space.
-
Desert island, you get weaker...and weaker...and weaker, and die.
Would you rather be a child borne by a pour soul implanted by Sancty's geneseed on one of his disgusting outings, or one of BL's minions?
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Minions have the chance to usurp power.
Would you rather be a Space Marine or a Chaos Space Marine?
-
Space Marine, they were my first fave army, but I didn't go with them, I kinda regret that now.
Would you rather write books for GW, or paint for them?
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Write, I would bring back the fluff of the the Orks being hilarious when they do face stompings
Would you rather have me writing Codexes or rules?
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Codexes.
Would you rather be a Nid or a Chaos Daemon?
-
Daemons are more fun!
Would you rather put up with me being "rather unsavoury chap, what-ho old bean? of the Year" in the Tavern, or Sanctjud attempting to hump you?
-
i can puch you through the internet if you become too anoying.
fight my mech guard, or my biker space marines?
-
railguns kill mech guard really good
Would you rather face my Tau or my K-Sons?
-
k-sons. you'll never catch my bikers :D
would you rather chase me through the intertubes or sancty into a dark alley?
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Neither I'm far to busy for "chase me" style games.
Would you rather an end to world poverty or war?
-
Leaning toward poverty.
Would you rather the Dark Eldar get a new Codex, or Space Marines get nerfed?
-
A new Dark Eldar Codex that nerfs the Space Marines so badly that GW have to issue a new Dark Eldar Codex 6 months later.
Would you rather that guns hadn't been invented or that mechanised travel of any kind hadn't been invented?
-
Mechanized travel, guns are far too much fun
Would you rather face an angry Puff Adder or an angry Cobra?
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doesn't matter, i'll shoot them with my bolt pistol.
would you rather have a bolt pistol duel with me or meet sanct in an alley?
-
either way i still have a bolt pistol
face a zoanthrope while you have no guns or armor or a grizzly while wearing a suit made of salmon
-
Suit of salmon and grizzly. I'll shoot it in the face with my Heavy Bolter.
Would you rather face BL at the head of a Black Crusade, or me at the head of a massive Waaagh!!!
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Face you. Put some knockout tablets in your avvy, I`ll be fine.
Ride a bomb, or ride a roller coaster in a Slanneshy amusment park?
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Well, granted the bomb will be inactive and in a museum, that.
Juggle A (live) ripper Swarm or try and carry a metal hive tyrant with wings to a tourny.
-
Hive Tyrant, I know how to pack that kind of stuff up and move it when need be.
Would you rather have a new Deff Dread kit, or one of the old metal ones for half off?
-
new one, i hate the old ones with a passion.
would you rather be run over by a bane blade or stepped on by an emperor class titian?
-
Baneblade as I would get a death or glory :D.
Would you rather fight my avy or hello kitty?
-
Your avy, it'll go quick after I punch her in the face.
Would you rather drink my avy, or elephant piss?
-
That's not much of a choice. Your avey (was) elephant piss! ???
Wash me at the car wash, or tongue kiss VK's new avey?
-
Hmmm, seeing as how my avy eats people alive, and you'll be nasty, neither
Would you rather listen to me rattle off every line from the movie Serenity, or have your ears gouged out with a rusty spoon?
-
Ear plugs. :P
Would you rather kill a zombie or VK's avy?
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Same thing. ;)
Rock down to Electric Avenue, or just stay in and watch T.V?
-
neither as I've got ebay auctions to watch.
buy my army or sancts?
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Depends on how well Sancty paints.
Would you rather Sancty painted well, or that he defiled those great conversions with crappy painting? (BTW, I haven't seen any of Sancty's armies, and I don't feel compelled to look them up, so I have no idea if he paints well.)
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Sanct paints well, so Sanct's Nurgley army, so I could sell it to my LGS in resident Nurgloid, for whatever he has that I want
Would you rather paint your own army, or pay me to do it? (PS My Warboss is done, pics to come soooooooon)
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third option, I'm throwing my money at blue table painting ;D
would you rather play against my command squad of doom, or the seer council of death?
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Command squads can't fortune and doom.
Would you rather face 2,000pts of Orks, or 2,000pts of Tyranids
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nids be cause it'll be some one new to the army or has ooh look shiny fever and i can crush and assimilate the errant hive fleet
2,000 points of all nurgle or khorne chaos army
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Nurgle, toughness 5 can't save you against Tau guns or massed Ork attacks
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Would you rather VK finished his post, or for me to take over? ;)
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All right, all right, my bad... wasn't quite awake this morning.
Would you rather have your army painted by a two year old, or me on a bad day?
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kids are creative...
go to new york on st paddy's day, or dublin?
-
dublin, better booz.
be trapped in a bar with me and the other irish men in the tavern, or be trapped in a room with sanct?
-
Well, I'd go with the irish, I like having a good time.
Would you rather have to drink Coors Light or Smithwicks?
-
so long as it's alcohol i don't care.
would you rather pay my bar tab, or the imperiums debts?
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Since they are probably equal amounts, neither.
Would you rather be committed or excommunicated?
-
dude i'm going down there anyways so i don't care.
would you rather meet me, or sancty in hell?
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If I meet you it'll be at homicidals anonymous, sanct will be punishment... So definitely you.
Would you rather be unemployed or imprisoned?
-
hey i'll have plenty of time to finish my bikes in there.
would you rather have x-ray vision, or power armor?
-
both cause if i have power armour i'll have the helmet or a biotic eye that'll let me see through stuff
play airsoft or paintball
-
Paintballing is so much better.
Play said game with no ammo or no gun?
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depends on the terrain i guess if it was somewhere I knew well and they didn't i would play with neither
play game with no one else on your team or a bunch of n00bs
-
n00bs make great meat shields.
Play with me using two automatic guns, or Sanct using his "special" gun?
-
both. i can run over sanct with my paint ball tank and then blast you away with the minigun style cannon.
play against me with my paint ball tank, proximity mines?
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proximity mines.
Would you rather be hit with an iced paintball or cow tongue?
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Cow tongue?
Would you rather be forced to watch Teletubbies reruns with Sanct or Serenity with me reciting all the lines?
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Serentity, because I'd be right next to you...
Would you rather recite the lines blindfoldeded or with a strap on poking at you?
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knowing you it would be both.
would you rather bet bludgeoned to death with a crow bar or your own spine?
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My spine, I'd prob. get a much bigger boner that way.
Would you rather listen to "I Don't Want To Set The World On Fire" or "How Much Is That Doggie In The Window?"
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I prefer the sound of you screaming in agony as I run you over with a steam roller.
Would you rather be nuked or hit by an asteroid?
-
nukes are fun.
would you rather go to my pyros anonymous meeting, or sancts van?
-
The pyros meeting.
Would you rather be burned to death or drowned to death?
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burned
one song from fallout3 or 4 minuets of goliath news radio
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Well neither is likely to happen so I choose Fallout3.
Would you rather that a device to stop earthquakes was invented or one that stopped tsunami's
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Duh earthquakes, cause earthquakes cause most Tsunamis.
Would you rather be a zombie or a brain-dead vampire?
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would those not be the samething
frozen in something provided by me(lemon juice but you have multiple cuts) or sanct(?)
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Neither, I'd much rather bury my meat stick in that wonderful eye socket of yours.
Would you rather stroke my disco stick or my ego?
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again would those not be the samething, so neither
be forced to watch chatroulette for several hours or spend one with sanct
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Neither, not really into self-mutilation and zurprize but zex
Would you rather I took over the world, or took over the interwebs?
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TBH either is fine by me.
Would you rather cheaper petrol or cheaper broadband?
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Gas prices aren't bad here, and I'm on cable so no need for broadband. So gas anyways.
Would you rather live in Ireland, or Wales?
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Tough choice, but Wales as it is closer to where I work.
Would you rather that the Titanic hadn't sunk or that Pearl Harbour hadn't been bombed?
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well better metal or a whole war hmmm pass
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Would you rather that Hive Fleet Dread Q'thulu stopped posting invisible questions or that he/she had a user name that was easier to type?
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well i passed the question on to the next poster and my user name was tyranicnid
would you rather change it back or change the spelling to the metallica spelling?
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do we care? Are we caring about this sort of thing?
What would you do if I answered all tavern games with quotes from Serenity?
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Be worried.
would you rather write in latin or make a new language?
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new language
be forced to learn german or latin
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scream
would you rather sell ebay and buy a pedobear or sell everything you own for a one dark eldar model.
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I think I'll stick with the standard run and hide scenario, that seems to be working pretty good
Would you rather I continued this madness, or moved on to something more entertaining?
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Entertaining would be good.
Would you rather a new series of Firefly or 2 more Serenity films.
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Could we perhaps have... both?
Would you rather be forced to eat raw deer, or Sanct's "free candy?"
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This candy is sticky....and gooey....and salty. :(
Would you rather throw up now, or later?
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Can I do it on you?
Would you rather we never brought that topic up, or Sanct never appeared in these forums?
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Sanct appearing.
Would you rather have to start school all over again or have never gone to school?
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Never gone
Would you rather the forum disappeared, or you went blind for a month?
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sorry i got options *nukes the forum*
would you rather i hacked your computer, or sanct hacked your web cam?
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either way you'll be scarred for life
play a really slow game of 40k or around 15 games of the transformers "card" game
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slow game. i get to savor the look of horror on my opponents face as i run his ass over with my bike army.
be pwned by said army or a noob with an ultra smurf army.
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I dont lose, so it wouldnt matter.
Would you rather have a two story house or a one story house, with equal room sizes.
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Hmm a house is a house so I guess I don't mind either. Though traditionally Bungalows do come with more land so that would be nice.
Would you rather that every decision that you made from now on turned out to be the right one or be 7% stronger and faster than anyone else in the world.
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Hmmmm I'll take being right.
Would you rather the sun explode, or the Earth explode?
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The sun exploding would take some 7 minutes for me to see, so I think that is the optimum choice.
Would you rather be 3 years old or 90 years old for the rest of your life?
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Depends... do I get to keep my youthful vigor?
Would you rather eat lead, or lead paint chips?
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i eat bullets for breakfast.
would you rather die by having your head exploded, or melted?
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both, as long as its happening to you?
would you watch that or do it?
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I would so melt your head, then pack it with C4 and detonate it.
Would you rather be single all your life, or marry a complete (insert vulgar descriptive adjective here)
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single, more time for painting.
would you rather have 1 of all the models for all the armies, or a noob painted dark eldar army?
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rubbing alcohol and brake cleaner fixes everything
Would you rather never see another new codex for your army/armies, or the Dark Eldar get the first update every edition from here on out?
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the tau are getting trumped as it is. we can afford to wait.
would you rather the tau or the witch hunters get the next update?
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Tau, because the sisters really don't need it.
Would you rather GW did away with the Space Nuns or the Necrons?
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the sisters, i never run into them and it just to much fun to make the crons faze out.
would you rather play crons and get fazed, or tau with a dead ethereal?
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Id get phased in a large-blast template that anhilated my oppenent at the same time...
Would you rather play the above poster or below poster game?
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The below poster game because if I am going to talk about someone I don't want them to know what I said.
Would you rather be caught outside and unarmed during the zombie Apocalypse, or fully armed in a house with someone who wants a pet zombie??
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The latter, I'd remove the zombie discreetly.
Would you rather have to switch your army to an army of conscripts, or an army of Grotz?
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conscprits i mean then i'd still have a slightly the same power army
would you rather switch your army model for wound with ripper bases or model for model of 'Zerkers
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zerkers if i can get a side of kharn with that.
would you rather run up against an all zerker army, or an all fire warrior army?
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Fire warriors are easy to kill.
Would you rather have a chainsaw or a pair of hedge clippers during the Zombiepocalypse?
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The Zombie apocolypse wont happen, but I do remember Chainsaws needing some type of energy to operate, while shears are hand operated.
The below poster has played the R.U.S.E beta
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wrong game.
post here or over there?
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post here, the people overthere scare me
would your rather be scarred mentally or scarred physically?
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Neither thanks.
Would you rather be dropped in shark infested waters or red piranha infested waters?
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Shark. Because the "first piranah draws the blood, the blood draws the pack" or something like that.
Would you rather eat canadian or "normal" bacon?
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normal bacon cause canadian pigs smell funny
would you rather be stuck in a lions cage at feeding time, or between a momma bear and her cub?
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Lions cage, bears are...really violent to say the least.
Would you rather get falcon pawnched, or cobra la-la-la-la-laser-ed?
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I've deflected the pathetic attack known as the falcon punch.
Would you rather have to face me or dreg in a deathmatch of our choosing?
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Both of you.
Would you rather face me or Snack-D in a deathmatch of our choosing?
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I have enough big guns to win.... either
Would you rather be force to watch the latest 3 star wars movies or the Lord of the Rings movies?
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i like lotd.
would you rather be stuck at a star wars convention, or star trek convention?
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Well I could think of worse things than being stuck in a room with Jolene Blalock.
Would you rather that GW's invented a new race or produced every model and weapon described in a Codex of your choice.
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New race. I need more fools to kill.
Would you rather face my Ork Waaagh or my Alpha Legion detachment?
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both, for my daemon hunters can slay them all.
would you rather play against my grey knight army or sancts chaos?
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I kill grey knights like it's going out of style.
Would you rather face the greatest Nob Biker army ever, or face the ultimate Double Lash/Plague Biker army?
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orks. then i can kill them to death with my all broadside Apocalypse army.
face that with mech guard, or swarmaguants using an all fire warrior tau army?
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How about neither, and I just bring battlewagons with deffrollas and run over your d00dz?
Would you rather face a Battlewagon Apocalypse army, or a LRTU Army?
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LRTU?
Would you rather that this thread didn't turn into a parody of the counter the unit thread or that it did?
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(@ Alienscar, LRTU is Land Raider Terminus Ultra aka Lascannon Spam.)
Didn't
Would you rather have to sail all the way to England, or take a plane the wrong way around the world to get there?
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The Panama Canal seems very cool.I don't know if I could be on a ship that long though. I pick flying.
Would you rather eat cheese or cow fat?
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??? Cheese cause cow fat sounds gross....
Would you rather Jeep Driver stopped talking or this thread vanished into the void?
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i'll visit this thread in the void.
would you rather visit this thread in the void or watch every episode of monty python back to back for eternity?
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And now for something completely different.....
Would you rather be ugly, or morbidly obese?
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Obese, helps me worship slanneesh the god of excsess
would you rather change the topic or rechange the topic?
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Change is as good as a rest so they say.
(@Vanity Killer thanks for the LRTU info)
Would you rather your own submarine or your own aircraft?
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Make sure that you deliver my brand new Saab JAS 39 Gripen undamaged and fully loaded please.
The below poster wonders why I want a Swedish jet fighter
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Yes but.....
Would you rather I told you you've mixed up the games, or that your fly is open?
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DOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Would you rather I get my jet fighter or slap someone else and blame them?
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slap someone else and blame them
would you rather kill this thread or be locked in a room with sanct?
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I'll take the locked in a room. We are to be seperated by 3 in thick bullet proof glass, and I get a 240B, a .45Cal Pistol, a box of Claymores, and Riot gear.
Would you rather also enjoy my tac load out, or get your own?
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no, your loadout will make the challenge more fun.
would you rather the pistol jammed or the riot gear was oilled up?
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I would rather dump you off with Sanct.... for giggles
Would you rather watch Sanct have his way with Nomsheep, or some other newbie?
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nomsheep for while i have been here for almost a year. my constant posting in the tavern has impeded my advancement.
would you rather post in the tavern or get bumped up to hero member?
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I like it here. It's almost an abstract form of reality
Would you rather I hadn't made the allusion to reality, or said I like it here in this disturbed cesspool?
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disturbed cesspool, we all like it
would you rather jump off a cliff or play a game with sanct?
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Cliff diving for the win
Would you rather get eaten by a shark or a tiger?
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how about a tiger shark
rather be eaten buy a whale shark or a tiger shark
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I can probably claw my way out of the whale shark
Would you rather watch me claw my way out, or cut my way out?
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cut your way out with a plastic fork
would you rather choose the brand of fork or have one provided for you
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choose the brand, i mwant one made of recycled jeep parts.
would you rather use that or a store bought one.
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store bought there are some that can be considered a deadly weapon
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*ahem*
would you rather try that that again, or actually lose a point in the 'Would You Rather' game?
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If it were me I'd try it again... just saying.
Would you rather watch my avy fight nomsheeps, or watch Tangi fight JeepDriver?
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You fight nom. JP needs my help, not my tyre tracks over his face! :(
Would you rather go east, or go west?
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east
would you rather tell me why or be damned?
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Because if you go east, we get to watch you get the unholy amphetamine parrot beat out you by countless vandals and vagrants. I'm bringing the popcorn!
would you rather have popcorn or barbecue at nom's beating?
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bbq. for it has more meat.
would you rather bring the grill or the beer?
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the beer, for when i win
would you rather i had an answer or a question
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Police say that they'll throw me in the crusher if they catch me drinking again. I don't want to go back there....I'll bring the grill. :P
Would you rather they had good music, or good food?
Edit: AAAAGH! Ninja'd! :o
Please, answer! I'm still looking!
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Music is the food of lo..... er maybe not.
Would you rather people stopped claiming ninja'd or accept that it is ok to post after you've received a warning saying that someone has posted before you.
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Stop getting ninja'd.
Would you rather have to be in the Tavern with Nomsheep of Vanity Killer?
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Me for I am much awesomness
Would you rather be sitting next to the Monkey or Snacty?
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You can block amphetamine parrot, not...ugh, Sancty.
Would you rather have Sancty in your neighborhood, or Starky (spelling?)?
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sancty as he could be made to get "lost" in the woods
live in my neighborhood or sancty's
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*shifty eyes* how do you know I'm not already in your neighbourhood?
Would you rather "netizen" or compulsive user"
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netizen muhahahahahaha
would you rather direct a movie with sanct or kill several sheep
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Are you one of the sheep??
Would you rather get ninja'd or burn'd?
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bring on the flames
would you rather be the one holding the flamer or have a million pounds
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I'll take a heavy flamer actually
Would you rather be given a Crisis Suit, or Terminator Armor?
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terminator armour trick the imperium
woul you rather i had that or a mortar
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Mortar, without a pestle though you won't find it much use.
Would you rather that your Space Marine army of choice could deep strike with a Land Raider or not?
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Yes, that would be really awesome. But, I don't play Marines.
Would you rather kiss Sancty or suffer an agonizing death by falling feet-first into lava?
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As long as I died quickly, lava ftw
would you rather live through the lava incident, or just be burned alive?
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just be burned alive
would rather suffer that fate or live in sancty's van
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Live in sancty's van, id assume you'd just go numb after a while
Would you rather a unique and godly custum title on 40k online or recognition of yuor real life achievements from your bitter, soul less parents? (oh no, i think im venting again)
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vent all you want i'll just stop listening. muhahaha
and im all good as i am with recognition so an awesome custom title would be cool
would you rather make up this custom title or choke on it's awesomeness
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Your title is ready. INSOLENT: Tavern Idiot
Would you rather be the tavern idiot or the tavern fool and yes there is a difference.
(On a side note I think I'll start being nicer before I am referred to as tavern rather unsavoury chap, what-ho old bean?)
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im not the tavern idiot, so neither.
would you rather be tavern rather unsavoury chap, what-ho old bean? or be tavern stalker
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6-tonne, V8 engined, armour plated trucks don't make very good stalkers ???...
would you rather be banned with pride, or posting in shame?
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Banned with pride. :) (please don't ban me lol)
would you rather ban me or have ots of pizza
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I would beat you with the banhammer until you cried for Snacty to come and rape to make you feel better.
Would you rather see me referred to as the Tavern rather unsavoury chap, what-ho old bean? or the Tavern Insolent Bastard?
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tavern insolent bastard, obviously
would you rather have no christmas or have noone celebrate your birthday?
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Oooh congratulations on the anniversary of exiting your mother's vagina, LET'S CELEBRATE!!!!!!!!! Like I really care
Would you rather I not be so harsh, or have Snacty not be so harsh?
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yay the choices i choose pizza
would you rather i answered the question or said random words
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ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!! (what? it works for Jack Bauer...)
would you rather I answered nicely, or started making mean movie and tv references?
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i would rather eat yogurt and listen to cool/mean quotes.
would you rather answer the above question or mine :)
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The above question. I tried being nice and all I got was people being rather unsavoury chap, what-ho old bean?s, no more mister nice death.
Would you rather I was still nice, or stayed being the insolent bastard that I am
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nice, i need to breath
would you rather the mods couldn't modhammer or sanct was a mod?
-
I'm happy with the way the Mods are now but I'm fairly sure that Sanctjud would make a good Mod.
Would you rather that social networking hadn't been invented or texting.
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I would rather social networking hadn't been invented, social interactions so often end in conflict.
Would you rather... video games were more liked by people or that they be more hardcore ?
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Liked by more people, then maybe their cost would come down.
Would you rather another Ice Age or that Mt Yasur goes all "Vesuvius" and creates enough ash to cover half the World.
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Well, if Mt Yasur goes all Vesuvius on us, we'll get an Ice Age anyways, so it's a moot point.
Would you rather ride in Snacty's van, or be launched by a giant cannon to get where you are going?
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cannons, a great way to travel
would you rather land on the floor or in sancty's van
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The floor is safer, and you'll bleed less
Would you rather be frozen to be thawed in the future, or be given a living metal body like a necron?
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frozen, i've already had to deal with the latter.
be insane, or be in sancts van?
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Insanity is probably easier to deal with honestly
never be able to access anything but the Tavern, or be banned from the Tavern forever?
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That's cruel, but I'd have to say banned, the other stuff here is too good to lose.
Would you rather be Sancty's twin brother, or have your "family jewels" removed?
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i'll miss them, they would good to me
would you rather be that doctor or sanct
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"you can trust me, i'm a doctor." *cackles manically*
would you rather be a sniper or a pyro?
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both cause i got incendiary rounds
rather be a crappy marine player or an awesome nid player
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Nids, I hate Space Marines....
Would you rather have a new Tau codex or a new Marine codex?
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new tau, mares already have a 5th ed and space woles and blood angels and ....
would you rather this dex tau were uber in close combet and suddenly were as big as orks or the had a newauxillary (tarrilien dog soilders)
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Dog soldiers for the win
Would you rather I disappeared from the forums, or Snacty disappeared from the forums?
-
I would rather that the forum disappeared, that way I would have more time to assemble and paint my 40k stuff.
Would you rather be an ice hockey player or a basketball player?
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Ice hockey so I can punch people in the face
Would you rather be pitcher or catcher. (Snacty, this is your time to shine)
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Both...as I get to double team all of you...one at the back door and one at the blow hole.
Would you rather......incest or loli? .... or both? :D
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Both...as I get to double team all of you...one at the back door and one at the blow hole
Is that the best you can do? I handed it to you....
Anyways, Neither, not into that stuff
Would you rather learn that GW was going away, or they switch 40konline to AT-43 online?
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Warmachine/Hordes and have opponentls that actually play with a pair?
Would you rather in the mouth or in the eye?
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Makes no difference LSD is effective either way.
Would you rather win the lottery or be a self made millionaire.
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I'm all for the lottery. Let uncle sam take his cut, then retire out of site and mind with my free millions and my 20000 pro painted points of every 40k army.
Would you rather the world ended by asteroid, or the sun exploding?
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Exploding Sun I think. Unless I was at ground zero the asteroid choice could get messy.
Would you rather live for ever or die aged 87 after you discovered the cure for cancer when you were 31.
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Live forever.
Would you rather get a 6th Ed of 40k, or that all of the codexes were updated first?
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dex's updated
would you rather they brought out a new army or killed dark eldar off
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New Army.
Would you rather be fully aware of other peoples thoughts of you, or be fully aware of your own reality?
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fully aware of people's thoughts of me, even if it might incite me to kill
Would you rather kill or be killed?
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I rather kill, then increase my necrophilia stats.
Would you rather rape or be raped?
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I think the answer to that is obvious........but probably not what your thinking.
Would you rather that Stonehenge was nothing more than a Neolithic planetarium or that it had a more sinister use.
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Sinister use. I would quite enjoy gaining horrendous powers over man using a seemingly innocent stone circle...
Would you rather the Grand Canyon be made into a reservoir, or just be filled in with dirt?
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Reservoir...of my love juices.
Would you rather stroke a meat stick or stroke a disco stick?
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Kebabs are the work of the Devil, why on earth would I want to stroke one?
Would you rather that earthquakes were caused by plate tectonics or miniskirt wearing women.
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Plate tectonics don't do it for me. ;)
Would you rather download more porn, or blue prints to a functioning time machine?
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if i get the time machine i can go back and film it.
would you film or join in.?
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BOTH a la POV videos.
Would you rather swallow or in the eye?
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The swallow, bonny birdie, comes sharp twittering o’er the sea,
And gladly is her carol heard for the sunny days to be;
Would you rather be a poet or a mathematical genius.
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i wanna be a policefish
the below poster has a better random response
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With a side order of chips.
Would you rather nomsheep played the right game, or we just carried on.
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If he screws around enough, Jammy might banhammer him *wink wink*
Would you rather I had never said anything, or let Snacty answer?
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never said anything
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Would you rather nomsheep played the right game, or we just carried on.
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i genuinley got the games mixed up, i left the pc forgot which one i was on and posted, :-[
would you rather i spelt that correctly or played the wrong game
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Learn to frickin spell dammit!
Would you rather nomsheep learned to spell, or find out he is made with only 76% real sheep?
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I knew that cause he's 24% my bodily fluids.
Would you rather wear his skin or my musk?
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i've skinned everybody in here sooner or later. come to think of it *flays sanct alive*
meet me or sanct in a dark alley?
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you we could trade skinning tecniques
be me or sancty
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Be me, the fun loving teddy bear with a unique taste in people...
Would you rather rent an apartment or own a condo?
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Whichever one comes with a car hold.
Would you rather go first, or wait?
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I prefer to do both...I conqure while watching.
Would you rather swallow or swap?
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"THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!" *decapitates sanct with highlander sword*
duel me with highlander powers or sanct in his van?
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*hefts giant black sword with ease* I'll take my chances
Would you rather face my giant black sword or dreg's puny iron stick
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third option. have my henchmen beat you to death.
join the ordo pedobearus or be accused of consorting with the dark powers of slurgle?
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"BURN THE IMPURE WITH THE FIRES OF VENGEANCE!!!!!"
Would you rather be blown up or burned alive?
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Blown up... cause the salty dessert gets sprayed everywhere.
Would you rather me sneaky sneaky or squirty squirty?
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We'll banish you to the warp either way
Would you rather purge Pedo Sanct or just banish him to the Warp for a thousand millenia?
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Neither, this four-way is too good for me to get booted out that easily.
Would you rather be in the middle of the sandwich or have me ram through you guys as the toothpick.
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neither. *decapitates pedosanct with daemon hammer*
get sucked into the conflict or leave the tavern for once?
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Get sucked on by the conflict...
Would you rather read the posts as you see it or the way they were meant to be corrupted?
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I would rather watch paint dry.
Would you rather that 40k had less armies or more. Less would equal quicker Codex updates.
-
Hmmm.... keep things as they are??
Would you rather GW just stopped with all the Space Marine Codexes or brought back the Zoats?
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Definitely stop all the Marine Codicies, 2 would be enough. I thought Zoats was short for Zoanthropes and didn't realise that they had gone away.
Would you rather that people all over the world stopped using illegal drugs or stopped drinking alcohol.
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Illegal drugs, look at what happened during Prohibition here
Would you rather evey race had a "dark" codex or no?
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no, most have darker eqiuvalants anyway, even genestealer cults could be brought to chaos.
would you rather, join me and my traitors *cough* i mean loyalists inside the ordo pedobearus or join sanct outright
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Neither I'm a liberal.
Would you rather that people had a subject other than Sanctjud to ask questions about
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to be honest yes, sometimes yo u see to much sanct
would you rather GW updated dark eldar or squated the space marines
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Dark Eldar, after all this time I can't wait to see what they come up with.
Would you rather own a tank or a Ferrari.
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a tank
would you rather have a machine gun or a rocketlauncher
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umm too vague how about
would you rather have
a scarcqc or a AT4
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Attack Terrier Number 4 of course.
Would you rather watch Annie or Oliver?
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Oliver, it's more realistic.
Would you rather go bald as you grow older or have completely white hair that you have to dye.
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White hair. I'm going bald atm (at 20) so I'd rather at least have hair :D
Would you rather have disappointing sex with a supermodel or great sex with someone more realistic?
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Hmm tough choice.. I'd better not answer in case the wife takes offence.
Would you rather get married someday or live as a bachelor/spinster for as long as you live?
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Marriage but not yet thats for sure, happy to be a bachelor for a few more years
Would you rather have identical twins or have 4 children over a longer period of time
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I'm happy with the number of children I've got thanks. None.
Would you rather that the Superbowl came to an end or the World Cup.
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Superbowl, don't actually care most of the time.....
Would you rather the mods banned anything having to due with cruel sexual misconduct, or we became more like nom's emo forum?
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neither, i say join the empire.
would you rather listen to 60s' music, or the crap that the kids are into now adays?
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depends, both have some value.
would you rather be a goth or a rapper
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I would rather fall to Chaos from my lofty postion than either of those
Would you rather see Sanct sent back to the Warp, or Khorne take over the Tavern Games?
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meh i win either neither have a connection to my god
would you rather fall to teh warp or my imitation sanct van
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well my impersonator with a belt full of melta bombs will gladly sacrifice himself to destroy this branch of your slurgle cult.
be a traitor or "under cover"?
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im both so its all good, and i have nothing to do with slurgle
would you ratherd worship sanct or me(p.s there is no other options)
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There is always other options. they are called suicide and homicide. I prefer the latter ;D
Would you rather Vosrik or Dreggog took over the Ordo Pedobearus?
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Either, neither or both as I can't see the Ordo actually doing anything yet.
Would you rather that the Somali pirates looked like pirates of old or that they had to wear Star Trek costumes.
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Star Trek costumes would be hilarious and easier to pick out when sniping them........
Would you rather get cut down in your prime, or live to accomplish nothing?
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Well as most people on here are 18 or over I guess we all want to die as losers.
Would you rather duel (old fashioned pistols at dawn style) someone or play Russian roulette with them.
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Hmmm I think pistols at dawn would not be so bloody
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I think I would much rather do " " than " ".
Would you rather ride a Titan or destroy one?
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titan titan can i has the keys please, ahh damn, * draws breath, that scrath was already there.
would you rther VK played the game right or i stopped being hypicritical and pointing it out when he doesnt
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If you are a hypocrit, Stop
Would you rather play me or a hypocrit?
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you
would you rather be BL in sancts van or sanct in bl
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Neither, I would however rather crush your skull
Would you rather I crushed nom's skull now, or later???
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How about a bit now and a bit later.
Would you rather your town had a blonde parade like Latvia or mud wrestling contests.
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how about a blonde mudwrestling parade
would you rather watch anime or 'shudder', romance
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I don't think there's much of a difference....I'd rather watch non-romance anime.
Would you rather crush a Blackberry or an Iphone?
-
As I am torn betwixed the two but currently an iPhone user. I'd have to say blackberry cuz atleast I get the juice.
Would you rather have said juice or Juice of the Steroid kind?
-
:o Roids???? Is that what the deal is with your face...
Would you rather get slapped by BL or by Me?
-
you going on your avy and the sucsess of the ordo pedobear you slap like a duck
wpould you rather test that theory or live in a hippie van
-
I would rather not test that theory thank you. I imagine they both have quite a temper from what I've read. If by hippie van you mean a Volkswagen Camper Van then I wish I had the money to buy a decent one but I still wouldn't want to live long term in one.
Would you rather own the most expensive motorhome/caravan in the world or 1500 points, professionally painted, of every 40K army.
-
I'd rather own the models, since the caravan would probably cost a lot of money to repair.
Would you rather have me or David Rodriguez paint the models?
-
I'll do it myself thanks
Would you rather myself or shalken painted your army?
-
i would have to see your work,
would you rather paint orks or tau
-
Orks are less drab, more fun. Trust me I've done both.
Would you rather never beat SM players, or Tau players?
-
space marine, thats my current record anyway, and tau are to easy to kill, ( grumbles, stupid dark eldar)
would you rather take up dark eldar or chaos marines
-
Since my Word Bearers are 57% complete, bring on the Dark Kin!!!!!!!
Would you rather duel a Grey Knight or a Black Templar?
-
Well neither would be fair what with their armour and all.
Would you rather that Games Workshop stopped the whole "armies must be painted to play" or are you happy with the way things are.
-
Keeps me painting Orks!
Would you rather paint Orks or Space Marines?
-
That's a tough one I'm painting my Macragge Marines at the moment having stopped painting my Black Reach Orks. I hate painting is the answer to your question.
Would you rather discounted Games Workshop stuff (say 10% off) or a 3% wage rise every year.
-
10% off
would you rather employ me or sanct
-
Does it matter which I choose, your still going to get fired for inapropriate behaviour
Would you rather me be the emperor of mankind or an average joe human being?
-
Average joe works
Would you rather I had more Orks or went back to Tau?
-
More orks, waaaaaggggghh
Would you rather fight a grey knight terminator or fire puppies from a railgun
-
fire puppies, stupid smelly creartures
would you rather waych futarama or the simpsons
-
Futurama- it's more pro.
Would you rather watch american dad or family guy?
-
american dad, i dont know why
would you rather be kenny or chef
-
Chef
Would you rather be Captain Scarlet or Captain Black.
-
Captain who and Captain who? neither
Would you rather have an M-1 Abrams or a Predator with Battle Cannon and HBs?
-
A really big tank
would you rather be meg of family guy, (alone and hated) or kenny ( in pain and reapeatly dead, however liked)
-
neither cause i'm batman.
listen to the batman theme 4000000 times or this?
Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom - Parry Gripp (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMWi7CLoZ2Q&feature=related#)
-
both, i think i have now
be a rat or a sheep
-
lets face it rats are smarter.
be in noms or sancts van?
-
Uhh... Nom's, he seems less creepy.
Captured by gay walruses intent on bondage or Justin beiber and forced to listen to his music 24/7 ??
-
third option. kill myself.
would you rather be on the receiving end of my shot gun or sancts "disco stick"?
-
Well, killing myself is about the same thing as your shotgun.
9 yr old girls birthday party, or nomstuff's van?
-
well the two ar eone of the same, where did you think the party was happening
yay im less creepy than someone
skaven or dark elves
-
again rats are smarter
40k chaos or warhammer chaos
-
40k, cause we got gunz.
be V from v for vendetta or Rorschach from watchmen?
-
V i dont know who the other one is
would you rather have jaffa cakes or biscuits
-
All good things in moderation, that's what I say.
Would you rather that Dark Eldar suffered the same fate as Squats or became the equal of Orks?
-
Taking your question to be
Would you rather the dark eldar were deleted, or became the 40k front man / Joke army
I'd go with Joke army / Face time.
Would you rather fight Raptor Jesus or Abaddon?
-
Don't know much about either of them so can't really pick one or the other. Let's see who comes off best after they fight each and I will choose the loser.
Would you rather be good at martial arts or brilliant at archery?
-
archery
lose every game or win them all because you listen to someone else on how to do everything in the game
-
Archery, you can kill the guy before he gets close
Would you rather be a grey knight or a librarian?
-
Lol at two people answering at the same time
lose every game or win them all because you listen to someone else on how to do everything in the game
Win every game. Duh, eventually I would learn.
Would you rather be a grey knight or a librarian?
Um.. grey knights are super pro but librarians are unique.. hmm.. idk.
Chaos Lord or Imperial Guard high general?
-
Before I get ninjad again I have to say imperium all the way
Would you rather play battlefield or call of duty?
-
multiplayer call of duty as i have stuff unlocked in that single/campaign battlefield as i have not played it yet
buy the new call of duty or medal of honor when there are released
-
call of duty, purely because of loyalty
IG or Orks?
-
imperial gaurd, that way i can play the army i already do
bob marley or dominos
-
Domino's....yum pizza.
With everything you own now still being able to work by some unknown magical method would you rather live in a Prehistoric or Medieval era.
-
well tbh, even if my computer worked, no one else would have internet, and there wouldnt be anywhere to plug it in.
I'd roll with medieval era, im a nerd for fantasy books.
rather be addicted to world of warcraft, or nicotine?
-
World of warcraft, its less likely to attract women with STIs, or any women for that matter
Would you rather have to build a castle from poo or swim through an ocean of urine?
-
ocean, but im a strong swimmer and would finish faster than building a flippin castle... altho if it's the kind of castle my 8yr old brother builds, id go with that one.
You bring a girlfriend home, would you rather show her that your favorite hobby is collecting coins, or stamps? ???
-
Oooo toughie, I'd go for coins for this reason
Women = time X money (but everyone knows time is money)
So Women = money^2 (money is the root of all evil)
So Women = square root of evil^2
Which cancells to Women = evil :D
So would you rather be a tau battlesuit or a space marine terminator?
-
Firstly, nice equation but i've seen it before, im unimpressed. Sorry.
Idk, both organizations are so rediculous in their heirarchy. Either rigid caste system and fearing the death of your overlords, or already dead overlord who i'd have to worship...
Ignoring THAT, i'd go with battlesuit cause i can fly around *ppphheeeewwwwww im behind you!* and have way lotsa weapons *make a toasty barbecue, or swiss-cheese-orks?*
Be an imperial guardsman or a tau firewarrior?
-
well I'd go with fire warrior for the better armor and above all the pulse riffle. as apposed to having a t-shirt and flashlight.
continue to post in the tavern or get your e-virginity back?
-
idk. it's a toss up, now that i've started im not exactly gonna just stop posting but still get the reminders, but i would love to have said virginity back cause this doesnt add to post counts :P
Would you rather be a guardsman in terminator armor, or a terminator in carapace armour?
-
Guardsman in termie armour, although I wouldn't be able to move it would be a great fire magnet to stop my buddies dying
Would you rather inquisition stayed or went from the 40k universe?
-
fluffwise, idc either way, but gamewise, i love the greyknights and sisters, so i guess stayed.
Would you rather keep the tau empire, or see an entire hive fleet just come and eat them all? (or someother nasty death at the hands of one of the 40k races)
-
I would much rather have the bugs come and consume them all. ;D It'd make a great fluff story.
Would you rather the Tavern games or the General 40k shut down?
-
Tavern. i Use general 40k for battlereports.. if it was all of general except battlereports, then w/e, it can go.
Uhh... i dont feel like thinking up a would you rather.
Would you rather sanct came up with one for me, or nomstuff?
-
i don't know i just work here.
would you rather i kept my new name or changed it back to dregogg?
-
All things considered I think you should change it back.
Would you rather win gold at a Golden Demon contest or get over 200 posts in the painting forum of this site saying how well you have painted a model.
-
Golden daemon without a doubt
Would you rather kill an innocent to save your life, or be raped by sanct
-
*chucks a child at sanct.*
be evil and have everything you want. or good and have nothing but a clear conscious.
-
good, my sanctity is the greatest possession i own
would you rather be forced to watch an eternal slideshow of pictures of oprah winfreys butt, or die in battle?
-
death would be more fun.
build a chainsword or a power claw.
-
Chainsword. I feel like it would be easier to produce, then sell for military uses.
Have to face down a charging berzerker, or have the inquisition think you're a psyker
-
Inquisition think I was a psyker, if I was a good and pure one I could be a grey knight :)
Watch endless reruns of family guy or endless reruns of everybody loves raymond
-
just give me that bolt pistol.
kill yourself or go through all the stuff mentioned in the thread so far.
-
I'd go through all the stuff so far, it would be a great but chilling life experience
Get eaten by a mawloc or decapited by the skulltaker?
-
kill them both and wear their faces as masks
would you rather i returned worse then ever or in the shape of a cat
-
A cat, so then I'd get a dog to keep you away
Would you rather be a sister of battles boy toy or be a space marine chapter master
-
Well I imagine that the chapter master would get all the tail he could ever want, who cares about sisters, he has teh choice of all the planets under his chapter's control.
Would you rather have nomstuff as your brother, or become a lesser daemon of the warp?
-
same thing either way.
be currupted by the powers of the internet. or hunted down by the ordo anonymous?
-
internetz can't corrupt me
would you rather be related to me or suffer a horribel death at the hand s of teh dark slves
-
the answer to that question is soo obvious that i won't even dignify you with an e-punch.
be a pirate or a ninja?
-
Neither.
Work or drink?
-
drink duh...
sink or swim?
-
sink, im in a submarine
drown or be related to a fish
-
Related to fish, as we alreasy technically are thanks to darwin
Be eaten alive on suffocated?
-
Suffocated, my One fear is death by shark attack, so easy decision for me!
Lethal injection, or Firing Squad??
-
Firing squad, I'd rather die like I was in battle
Have to have sex with a half ton woman or a transvestite?
-
hmmmm... why not both? (probably the same anyway)
have sex with vore snake or bondage squid?
-
Sex across different species isn't possible.
Would you rather watch the new A Team film or the old TV series from which it is derived.
-
Old series, how do you beat mr T?
Be the princeps of a titan or a planetary governor?
-
princeps. they can shoot stuff. governors get killed too often.
Be a constantly reborn tyranid hive tyrant like the swarmlord, or be an immortal daemon of chaos?
-
Daemon, immortality FTW =)
be Slannesh's eternal plaything or captued by Dark Eldar?
-
I'm the leader of a large Kabal, i lead those dark eldar, not get captured by them. if they want to try, i will destroy them all.
Be captured by those dark eldar, or sanct?
-
i'm the leader of a wych cult of similiar size, i'll be waiting. and slurgle can't pass within commarghs hallowed walls can he?
would you rather be in a wych cult or a kabal?
-
My kabal has a small wych cult incorporated into our quarters, i have both.
Have the freedom to make whatever avatar you want, but no one to see it, or mods keeping it pg but you can interact with others? ;)
-
anything i'd want. my avvey would so be a ++[removed by order of the inquisition]++
be pursued by sanct or the ordo anonymous?
-
sanct, he already pursues us all
hunted down by mj or me
-
I'll shoot either one of you so it don't matter.
Would you rather get lost in the 'Verse, or be eaten by Reavers?
-
aren't reavers bikes, can they really eat me/? i'd rather get lost
would you rather play squats or dark eldar
-
squats, just to give gw the finger for killing them all.
would you rather i went completely insane from sleep deprivation, or toads?
-
meh you'll end up insane in the end, maybe we go go on a killing spree together
would you rather i hit you with something to help you sleep or sanct did?
-
*turns from rack of tanning scalps* what? and give up my best hunting ground?
join the hunt or be hunted?
-
i'm the hunter *cleans latest trophy*
close or ranged
-
" guns are too quick. you justa can't savor those... little emotions."
use an exploding turtle or an e-k 47
-
i like these explosive turtles
would you rather serrated or straight edge
-
i carve little smiley faces in my victims ass, so yeah straight edge.
would you rather i play guard or knights?
-
knights, we need more of them
rather i was forced to eat a squirrell or pee on a duck?
-
Eat the squirrel. Pissing is easy, Gag reflex is hard.
Lose to Dark Eldar, or someone playing your own army list for the first time?
-
well i've had the unfortunate experience of both happening in the same day so i'm gonna say lose dark eldar
have that happen or play ultramarines
-
have that happen. I have had enough smurfs for a lifetime and I've only been in the hobby for around a year....
Get your ears pierced by a khorne berzerker who's having a very bad day, or try to explain that Chaos tattoo to your commissar?
-
commisar. :)
female or male commisar in the above situation
-
Female. At least before I get boltpistoled in the head I'll be looking at someone of the opposite gender.
Be blind for the rest of your life, or become an alcoholic?
-
considering they're pretty much the same thing :) alcholic, cos i culd get clean.
zombies or werewolves
-
Werewolves-- at least in this apocalypse, I retain some individuality when they get me.
Ok how about,
Lose your dominant hand, or be an alcoholic for the rest of your life?
-
you just want me to be an alchloic don't you? well sir you would suceed in that scenario
big words or small difficult words
-
Big words.
Eat delicious chocolate cake or delicious carrot cake?
-
chocolate cake. :P
would you rather ... or ????
-
UHHH both.
Would you rather be in a cage hanging above a pit of sharks with freakin lasers on there heads.
OR
Be in a cage hanging above a pit full of giant mutated fluffy teddie bears. (that rip your face off)
-
the sharks. I mean, I'll actually be killed by frikkin' sharks with frikkin' laser beams attached their frikkin head! HHHGGGGGGNNNN, I love you pod droppa.
Be (in battle) a skilled Guardsman, or a weaponless space marine.
-
SPACE MARINE because even without a weapon we can still kill anybody.
Eaten alive by chocolate teddie bears or be violated by gummy worms.
-
violated by worms hehehe
suffer at the hands of a giant space 'laser' or break out of prison singing a really gay song.
-
I'll take the laser, at least I get to keep my dignity.
Die laughing
or
Do something so ridiculous that the person you most respect dies laughing.
-
die laughing i have my dig...dig...dig no i can't keep a straight face
:)
die or liev in a world where sanct still posts on here
-
I'm going to say live because i don't know this person.
Have your ass kicked by Captain Planet for loitering
OR
getting your ass kicked by Mike Tyson for stealing his Bangel Tiger.
-
Captain Planet: Always wanted to meet that guy.
Be rich and famous but alone, or have loving friends and family but be impoverished?
-
I'm pretty sure that's already been asked, but I'll be rich, cuz money can buy friends.
Would you rather be pulled apart with a rusty pair of pliers
or
Have a Dreadnought as your proctologist
-
ripped apart by pliers
the dred would have cold hands
would you rather
smell like fish or look like a fish
(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.lonewolffx.com%2Fimages%2Fpictures%2Fmake%2520up%2520effects%2Flarge%2Fcreature%2Ffishman.jpg&hash=0aaf8a3b494e6e786362e497b52dd1820e0d4674)
-
I hope for the love of God thats a mask.
Look like a fish because i can always get plastic surgery.
Would you be a guy like sly marbo
or
Would you be a guy like Calgar
-
marbo cos calgar sucks
sit through hours of shakespeare or five minutes in a van with sanct
-
Shakespeare.
Would you rather be stuck in a cocentration camp in WW2
OR
Would you rather be stuck in a japenese POW camp in WW2
-
concentration camp, the alternative would mean i was an american *shudder*
american or brit
-
AMERICA. Cuz we kick ass!!!! ( being in the POW camp also meant you could have been Australlian)
Japenese or Chinese.
-
Japanese because they have better technology.
German or Italian
-
Italian they have better food.
Islamic suicide bomber.
OR
Japanese Kamikaze soldier
-
Difficult, but I would have to say kamikaze. At least I die flying a plane!
Would you rather collect a Hello Kitty themed SM army
or
Rainbow themed Eldar
-
Rainby Eldar. Kamikaze soldiers not bombers, the soldiers were given rifles with bayonets and told to charge towards the enemy.
The Marines or the Army
-
The Army.
Pudding or Jello
-
Pudding
Delicious cake or delicious doughnutsthat are chocolate frosted.
-
There is no cake, hence I'll take the doughnut.
Pay the ridiculous tab for a Space Wolves' night out at the bar, or be clean up duty after Khorne Berzerkers go through a town?
-
I'd rather pay the tab. Let someone else clean up the mess.
Back to food:
Cheese Pizza or Pepperoni Pizza?
-
pepperoni
brighthammer40k or helly kitty hammer
-
bright hammer 40k. I like shiny
Shiny penny OR shiny nickle
-
penny - what the hells a nickle
my mom or a tank?
-
TANK!!!! (big boom gun)
Thompson or MP40
-
Thompson, baby. .45 caliber ftw!
AK47 or M16
-
M16. i might actually hit something
Dark Eldar or SoB?
-
SoB cuz they are so much better than Dark Eldar
fired out of a cannon
OR
Fired out of a sling shot
-
Well that, my friend, depends on what's being fired, and what's being aimed at.
While firing a weapon:
Spray and pray
or
Aim carefully
-
Aim carefully always. Spray and pray never works. I was talking about you being fired out of a cannon and you were aimed at the ground.
Attacking enemy unit:
Ambush them
Or
Chrage towards them guns blazing
-
CHARRGGEEE we have enough men =]
live im pain (like with canser)
or
die
-
Pain is weakness leaving the body.
A cruel commisar
OR
A kind commisar
-
hmmmm.... Kind =P
have to smash beyond repair all your Warhammer stuff (inc. rulebooks, paint ect)
Or
Have to pay the total cost of the above ^^
-
;D if I smash up all my Warhammer stuff I'll just have to pay the total cost for it all anyway!
Your scattered squad of space marines is in cover, firing away, and a large squad of ork boys led by an angry nob is bearing down on you fast.
Would you rather:
Lead your marines out of cover to challenge the Ork threat with blade and pistol?
OR...
Sit back and fire your bolters and heavy weapons like crazy, and weather the assault when it comes.
-
I play IG, so you NEVER NEVER NEVER assault. so fire like there is no tomorrow.
Would you rather get to play an awesome Imperium army like IG or a Space Marine faction, or have to play the gay UN-imperium factions, like Nids or orks?
-
Space marines for the win!!!
sit back with your sniper rifles in cover.
OR
drop right in front of the enemys face.
-
Snipers =) especialy Scout Snipers.
Play Assaulty Tau
Or
Get shunned by the entire Warhammer comunity for doing something stupid (like going to lgs to play 40k on WFB release day. What were they thinking *facepalm*)
-
Ready the pulse carbines!!
Play a kroot merc army
OR
repel the impending Telle Tubbie Invasion.
-
Telle Tubbies. coz what can they do, seriously...
never be able to do anything warhammer related again
or
get shot
-
Im going to join the army soon so get shot so i know what it feels like. And beware of the Tele Tubbies they are extremely dangerous. They will put you in a trance then control your mind. BEWARE!!!
Be forced to eat eat cake till you puke
OR
Be forced to eat steak till you puke.
-
Cake, who would eat a defenceless little cow =P]
Be a Vegan
or
Be lactose intollerant
-
Lactose intollerent. Ill just drink milk from camels.
Run 50 miles
OR
Swim 50 miles.
-
swim =]
Fall over
or
jump off
(the edge of a high cliff)
-
JERANIMOOOOOO!!!(I'll do it myself i dont need any help)
Swim with the fishes(Drown)
OR
Be cooked alive in the Bronze Bull
-
I'll be cooked alive, it seems more dramatic and future generations will forever know my name...
An ork trukk roars down the street in your neighborhood.
Do you:
Climb up on top of the roof with that hunting rifle you inherited from your dad and attempt to snipe the driver of the trukk and its occupants.
or
Climb into the Ford Mustang you inherited from your dad and attempt a driveby along with your friend that happens to own a shotgun.
-
Get ready for some epic sniping!
You are staring into the eyes of a Traitor Astartes do you
Plead for mercy and worship the chaos gods.
OR
Do you grab the bolt pistol and chainsword of a nearby fallen Space Marine and fight back.
-
Fight the beslubber back, man. I'm not giving up my soul for chaos amphetamine parrot! Even if I die maybe the Emperor will resurrect me...
plascannon
or
lascannon
-
Plascannon for all that white hot blast template death =]
Sink
or
Swim
-
Swim like a fish
fall like a rock
OR
fly.
-
I already fall like a rock so I think I'll give flying a try.
bolter
or
shuriken catapult (Avenger)
-
Bolter!! Loud as a shotty but accurate and deadly as a grenade launcher.
Lasgun
Or
Lascarbine
-
Lascarbine as it sounds better.
.22 rifle
or
.22 pistol/revolver
-
revolver. then i can duelweild =D
Break both arms trying to duelweild shotguns
or
look less badass by using one?
-
You only need one gun.
44. magnum.
Or
357. magnum.
-
44
eat sh*t
or
die
-
How much would i be payed?
Drown in liquid nitrogen
or
eat magnesium that is on fire?
-
Nitrogen its easier
Whos better
Nija
Or
Pirate.
-
Ninjas. Just coz
A Nid comes over for dinner. Is it a
Termigaunt
or
Hormagaunt?
-
Hormagaut cuz im better at dogin bullets.
Live for all of eternity with rum
Or
Live for all eternity with the hottest woman in the world.
-
Hottest woman in the world, Rum is easier to find ;D
Never listen to music again
or
Listen to the same cd on repeat
-
Depends who it is.
You no longer have to eat in lorder to sustain life.
or
Have to eat every hour to sustain your life.
-
No longer have to eat to sustain life, nothing says I can't eat for the greed ;D (also sick of the dependance on food, stupid diabetes)
In a fight between the following what would you rather be
Unarmed Space Marine Scout
or
Fully armed Guardsman
-
I guess it would depend on how far away from each other we are, but I guess I'll take the guardsman.
Would you rather listen to Madonna music for the rest of your life
or
BE Madonna
-
be madonna - man she gets laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaid
your mother in law is comming to stay
would you rather
work away the whole week . unpaid
or
stay at home and be polite?
-
Stay at home, rack up the popularity points with the wife ;)
Would you rather,
You never felt pain but could still be injured
or
You always had aching pain in every part of your body but could not suffer any injuries
-
Pain is only weakness leaving the body... Jumping off a skyscraper and surviving ftw!
Would you rather eat something you hated for the rest of your life
or
Never taste anything you ate for the rest of your life
-
Never taste anything.
would you rather
Be violated by a squid
or
violated by an ork.
-
Orks reproduce by spores, so I guess that would be less embarrassing...
If your TV only had one channel would you rather have:
The Disney Channel
or
The Weather Channel
-
Weather channel so i know when a badass hurricane is coming to town.
Its the begining of robot chicken would you rather be
The doctor
or
The chicken
-
The doctor. He's a baller.
Would you rather have the goat or the convertible?
-
Convertable.
Voltron
or
Power rangers
-
Neither
Skaven or Hrud?
-
hrud
would you rather go to history class or go to math class :o
-
If you know the past you can predict the future.
Would you rather go to
Science class
or
english class.
-
Science class.
You are about to fight 12 highly trained zombies in hand-to-hand combat. Would you rather have a plastic soup ladle or a lerge rubber mallet?
-
large rubber mallet. And zombies cant be trained. Obviously you havent read the zombie survival guide ::). You are going to die when the zombie apocolypse.
The below poster will stick close to me because i am an expert zombie hunter.
-
eh, as long as you play 40k when we arent zombie killing....(havent played in 5 weeks, going crazy :o :o :o must find gaming buddy)
Would you rather be single and happy or in a relationship and sad
-
Let's see... Happy vs Sad, which is better...
would you rather eat rocky mountain oysters (bull testicles)
or
eat real living oysters
-
both they are tasty
would you rather have a boyfriend
or a girlfriend
-
hahaha either way all good seeing as their just friends.
would you rather play 2nd, 3rd or 4th ed in a retro games night?
-
4th
Would you rather be a Necron Warrior
or
One of the many bugs in a tyranid ripper swarm?
-
necron warrior!
Would you rather eat a 12,230 pies of chocalate cake
or
Would you rather eat a 4,000,004 double stuff brownies
-
Brownies ftw!
Would you rather be a grot or a squig?
-
Grot.
Would you rather be a unicorn or a pegasus?
-
Pegasus! Flying FTW
Would you rather
Fly
or
drive
-
Fly there's not much you can not do in the sky. I mean whos going to stop you God.
feel no emoition at all
or
Feel pain.
-
hmm i like the first one :) pain hurts :)
listen to celine dionj over and over for five days
or
return sanct
-
Listen to celine dionj. Whos sanct and what happened to him.
Have fish breath or peanut butter breath.
-
penaut butter tasty
sanct is/was a tavern god .but he appears to have deserted us and will pass on into legend like straky before him :)
Resident evil
or
star wars as a new WH game
-
Resident Evil. All you brain eating sons of b#@ches are gonna die.
Army ranger
or
Green barret
-
green beret :)
smiley
or
frowny
-
:) Smiles sometimes make the world go round.
Heaven but its not as nice as you thought.(ex. you see Hitler in heaven)
or
Hell but its not as bad as you thought.(ex. Santen is actually fun to talk to)
-
hell, heaven means being christian :)
greenskin horde
or
wych cults
as my next army
-
Wot? Yous been tinkin' 'bout playin' wid de Orks? For Gork an' Mork!
Would you rather be a
heroin addict
or
meth addict
-
heroin - i don't know3 any meth dealers
would you rather get fisted from behind by a blood angel
or
be run over by a death roller
p.s. when did starky go?
-
straky was gone just before i joined :) back in jan
death roller ahh sweet greenskin spikes
bring back the the old tavern gods
or
rever the new ones ?
-
bring back the old boys
have a party
or
have a nap
-
obviously both jealous much?
fear or happy
-
;D
:(
or
:o
-
both muhahahah
both or neither
-
neither
gang bang
or
star wars
-
blatantly the first, the tavern gods may return
harlies
or
de
-
DARK ELDAR
number one
or
trees
-
Nature rocks!! 8) ( im only saying this because captain planet has been running around kicking people in the balls who abuse nature.)
Agri world
or
Industrial world
-
Agri world, all those cows and chickens ;D
Taco Bell
or
Burger King
-
taco bell is evil
but then again it is the only play to survive the franchise wars so.............
er yeah taco bell
dead
or
alive
-
Alive so i actually have a chance to combat the living dead.
You are a zombie who would you eat.
Your mother
or
Your girlfriend
-
I'd eat your mother ;)
Physics
or
Biology
-
Bio is so much more interesting.
Eleven
or
Purple
amidoinitrite
-
purple, being a dark eldar is cool
filthy puns
or
bladelord's head :)
-
Puns are for nuns. A head you can do a lot more with.
Sushi or Italian?
-
Italian, because I am Italian. We like-ah the spicey meat-ah balls-ah.
Chow mein or Chop Suey?
-
I'll chow yours any day of the week, baby...
Sex slave or Iron Man suit?
-
kinky, i mean what was that first one again
give me harlies
or
kicked in groin ?
-
I <3 Harlies :3
Should I eat leftovers or walk and get a burrito?
-
depends on what the leftovers are :)
biscuits
or cookies
-
bishwits
monkey
or
girraffe
-
giraffe their cleaner
fish sticks
or
breadsticks
-
Breadsticks by a landslide. Turns out the leftovers were tuna with spinach :)
Cologne or au natural?
-
sweet awesome leftovers :)
depends au natural easier :)
smiley face spam
or fish hatred
-
Why hate fish? They're incredible. They make sushi. In fact it could be said that fish are the greatest think mankind ever inve- ohwait
Backpacks or messenger bags?
-
messenger bag's it can carry my huge workboots :)
day or night ?
-
Used to be night, more of a day person these days.
Totally pale, or farmer's tan?
-
tan then people would stop be-atching about my health or lack of it
army
or navy
-
Neither, but Navy would be better. Get lots of women when you dock at random foreign shores.
Pain or Sorrow?
-
sorrow, pain hurts :)
long hair
or short
-
Short on me, long on a woman.
THIS or this for emphasis
-
italics are much better for empthasis as bold tends to be shouting
2nd ed harlies
or old space ork models
-
FILTHY FILTHY FILTHY PUNS
Would you rather have proprioceptive confusion or mild blindness?
-
ehh wut?
leet speak or randomness
-
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Again: Would you rather have proprioceptive confusion or mild blindness?
Proprioception is the ability to sense where your limbs are without looking at them.
-
the first one, i didn't know what it was before :)
blind
or
deaf
-
Blind. I could never lose music. Even if it meant most computer use would be irrelevant for me, writing would be difficult, and I'd need help to live a regular life, I would die without music anyways.
Have one daughter or one son as your only child?
-
none, i hate children and don't particuarly want another me roaming the earth i'm enough. :)
help me write a b-movie
or
do nothing
-
I'd rather do nothing. **** you.
If you had to survive for the rest of your life on one food, would it be:
Crayons
or
Ants
-
short life on crayons
goblins
or
halfings
-
To what, eat? Play with? Fornicate with? Become?
Halfings are the bomb. They can steal things.
-
???/// i choose option a
anywho sheep or cow
-
Cows. I'm a necrobobopyrophelia c
Six fingers on each hand or two pupils in each eye?
-
two pupils that would be cool
cool
or
rad
-
Thats sounds 8)
3 legs
or
3 arms
or
3 heads
-
arms, that way id be able to do three things at once and easier to play a three neck guitar :)
guitar
or
bass
-
Guitar are cool!.
Brass instruments.
or
String intsruments
-
string they require more skill than blowing a piece od metal :)
violin-esque insterments
or
guitar - esque
-
I lovem the violin.
Metal
or
classical
-
depend son how the mood takes me :)
have me paint your models
or
kick you in the groin
-
Kick me in the groin. (im wearing a cup HAHAHA)
Run across the country (america)
Or
swim the english channel.
-
walk slowly to bed and snooze for a bit :)
change your list to be bikey
or speedery
-
perverts or murderers
to be your first victum
-
a werid combination :)
answr
or not to answer
-
-
eat cheese
or
eat brownies
-
Brownies are good
Be violated by a
wookie
or
a rhino
-
wookie would be gentle
boris
or
doris
-
Who???? :o
Your mom
or
your sister
-
my sister for i don't have one :)
a van
or a
kitty
-
Both and the dog.
2 Cups and a Mut
or
2 Mugs and a Cat?
-
2 mugs and a cat
join
or not to join
-
Join if its a cult
Red pill or blue pill?
-
Blue pill. I like this world.
Music or visual art?
-
Both, cause Pedobear singing "I love ___ing little girls" is too funny.
Would you rather get in the van or nom nom the salty snacks?
-
NomNom the salty snacks
Baith in someones blood
or
shower in tyranids blood
-
Man, that's tough. Tyranid blood can straight-up kill you, though, so I'm going to go with people blood.
Die by immolation or slaughter several small children?
-
erm yh sancts back so if slaughter is possibley usable as a euphmism hehehehe :)
would you rather ?
-
NomNom the salty snacks
Where may I find your residence to make that a reality? I'll even pay for the gas to get there! Would you rather email that to me or post it here? :-*
-
Email, I'm sure.
The greatest of all time has come and passed, and space has collapsed. Reality is dead. At long last, your journey is at an end. Before you lies the Chronicler, Delta. Behind you stretches the abyss between now and all of time. Energy and Matter are gone, and with them is gone Time. For a timeless void, you wait. At least, he awakes. He speaks to you-- not in the sense that any man has ever spoken to another, but in the sense that the Gods themselves commune. For a timeless interval you relay to him all that was, has been, and will have been for all of the now uncurled spacetime dimensions of this most recent of exrealities.
Another timeless void passes and you contemplate together. The choice is the same one it always is: begin anew, or move on to the next paradigm? Infinite realities have come to pass, and this one may be the last before the new plane, not a plane of reality, but a plane of post-reality comes into post-existence. For the infinitieth time, you deuncreate the exreality and undo all that has been done, is done, will be done, that reality might be realized once more. Thus begins anew the loop.
An uncountable number of realities later, you are before the Delta the Chronicler again. At last, all that has been experienced is congruent with all that could be experienced in this definition. Once more, he asks you: Do you begin anew, or move on to the next paradigm? You get ready to shift paradigms, but something tugs at you-- a need to relive, even if this reality ruleset has been exhausted. Unreality beckons, her voice sooting and enchanting. Exreality's siren song whispers in your ear.
Would you rather Unreality or Exreality?
-
exreality i love siren songs like the lure of sancts van :)
read blazinghands epic/post
or dracula (their about the same lngth :)
-
Dracula. Vampires = win
Shoot
or
stab?
-
stab in the eye :)
have me behead you or flay you?
-
Bobby Flay, because receiving head from teh non Tavern Gods is my role.
Would you rather pleasure a Bear or a Lion?
-
bear, my neck would be less sore :)
would you rather spam or ham
-
Spam is for food, ham is to be inserted into newbies.
Would you rather Skorne or Menoth?
-
skorne :)
riot
or
let it die?
BTW i had a riot the other day around here, didn't notice and walked right through it :) only realised it was a riot yesterday :)
-
let it die
would you rather be trampled to death in a riot
or left to die alone in a dark room
-
the nuneaton riot, :) so rioty i coudn't tell the difference : )
would you rather play my tau or homebrew stealer cults ?
-
tau dey is da cooliosoesterestest evera
would you rather play your tau or some silly made up stealer cult that no one even knows the rules for?
-
probably tau as i can remember most of their rules :)
http://www.inisfail.com/40k3/tim-stealers3-codex.html (http://www.inisfail.com/40k3/tim-stealers3-codex.html) stealer cult dex, (the one i'm using as my basis)
would you rather sell your soul or play squats
-
squats dey is like marines with no legs
would you rather correct me on everthing that is wrong with my reply or just get on with it and ignore my stupidity
-
get on with it, i an't be bohered to point out that they did indeed have egs just not sure how it worked on an epic scale. :)
epic or bFG:)
-
epic more titans
titans or battle barges
-
titans, what not cool about them :)
harlies or exodites :)
-
neither they are obsolite
fish or chickens?
-
as are they
sensible or water
-
water i can put fishes in it
brownies or fairy cakes (again)
-
fairy cakes it's original
orange or strawberry
-
orange because you can'y rhyme with it
poems or paintings
-
painitngs :)
bass or guitar
-
bass
they is a big fish right :o
tomorow or yesterday
-
bass(guitar) not bass as in fish :)
today, going back in time would suck :)
-
yes i would rather you remember to post a would you rather
would you rather nom remember to post it next time also or not?
-
meh im neutral both ways, when i first began sanct spent every second post reminding me him and vk
sanct
or
vk
-
neither i go me all the way
me
or
you
-
hmm i lke me, and i don't really know you so i'll say tangi :) who i don't know either
would you rather
immaturity was a curse
or maturity was
-
Immaturity is a curse already cliny
Would you rather get slapped with a fish or a stale loaf of bread?
-
Probably a fish, assuming they're the same size/weight, since the bread might scratch. If they're just the same size, I'd go with bread since it's lighter.
Would you rather eat an entire untoasted french roll, or raw (but prepared) sea anemone?
-
French roll, I'm not into poisonous things.
Would you rather get slapped down or slapped up?
-
Slapped up, getting slapped down puts you in a lower position, getting slapped up hurts more, but if u stand your ground you look like you didnt care.
Rather get shot down or shot up?
-
Shot down. I could live.
Get into a fist-fight with Putin or a slap-fight with Putin?
-
slap-fight, i'll bring my trusty blade
knife in a fist fight or knife in a gun fight
-
Knife in a Gun Fight, because if i win with a knife in a fist fight im a wanted murderer, but if i win in a gunfight, im a ninja 8)
Edit: Forgot
Get to shoot a bear, or get to teach a bear to shoot?
-
Teach a bear yo shoot. Cause then he can go do stuffs instead of me doing it.
Legalize pot
or
lower drinking age to 18
-
Neither, both would have disastrous consequences.
Would you rather paint your own models or I paint them?
-
Paint my own so when i dont have anything to do i actually have something to do.
$150 bike that will last 5 years
or
$150 running shoes that will last 10 years
-
Bike as running shoes, no matter how expensive won't last 10 years. Plus I can make the bike last longer.
Would you rather get pwned or get owned?
-
Owned, because being pwned means that you were completely annihalated. While Owned just means they mopped the floor with you
Would you rather
Be standing on the business end of a bolter
or
Be standing on the business end of a Gauss Flayer
-
Bolter cause that ends your life quicker.
Be the new guy at
school
or
work
-
Suppose school...?
Would you rather get beaten with a bamboo cane, or a bullwhip?
-
Cane. Whips would be stingy. :o
Rather the most played army was Orks, or Space Marines?
-
orks
chains or fish
-
Fish? I think.
Would you rather be a man or woman?
-
which one am i at the minute
to be or not to be
-
To be.
Would you rather meet Sancty or VK in an alley?
-
vk my vengeance would be sweeter
murder VK or sanct
-
Sancty. VK's cool.
Rather naver eat or drink? And live.
-
never eat, :)
death by chocolate or suicide by chocolate
-
Death.
Death by P-klaw or P-fist?
-
P-klaw. its quicker.
Chainsword or bolter, which do you want.
-
Bolter, I would love to shoot someone with it.
Would you rather get shot by me, or a blind man?
-
blind man
would you ratheri explained or we moved on
-
Moved on
Would you rather field Necrons or IG?
-
IGs.
Rather be a SM player or SOBs?
-
sisters
would you rather hate or love
-
Hateing people has gotten me into a lot of trouble so ill give love a try.
Save a
kitten
or
puppy
-
Puppy, especially Pit Bulls.
Would you rather be eaten by a tiger or a bear?
-
Definitely a Tiger, it goes for the throat, makes it fast.
I know someone who had half his skull taken out by a bear, and he lived (so unless survival is a possibility)
Would you rather start another 40k army, or go play Fantasy (ewww)?
-
Sign me up for the Great Horned Rat!
Would you rather play 40k Orks or Skaven?
-
Skaven, since they look like alot of fun.
Would you rather get stabbed with a knife or with a spear?
-
easily a knife, generally shorter, and because once he stabs me, i can stab him in the jugular with the knife i keep on me, he would be outta range if he had a spear.
Would you rather get your army destroyed by Guard or Sisters of Battle?
-
Sisters. Not as many men.
Would you rather fight two armies or a single larger one?
-
Two, because if playing IG has taught me anything, redundancy is the key to victory, so i could divide and conquer.
Would you rather have to fight a mountain lion or an large eagle in combat to the death?
-
Mountain Lion. Claws and teeth make for a very nice accessories, not to mention the throw rug I could have after the manly battle.
Would you rather take a meltagun to the face or fight a Genestealer without any weapons?
-
Odds of survival by meltagun to the face=0%
Odds of survival by no weapon genestealer=0% but at least he would use my corpse to get laid... so i guess this one
Would you rather punch a doggie? or punch a doggie punching a doggie?
-
....punch a doggie? Wtf?
Would you rather get molested by Justin Beiber or a Dark Eldar?
-
How about neither. Besides, Justin Bieber would look at me, and I'd snap his beslubbering neck with my mind.
Would you rather fall prey to me (the Tavern Commando) or jawmonkey (the Monkey God)
-
Jawmonkey ^^ I like his name.
Would you rather run a suicide mission or infuriate one of the Admins?
-
I can live through a suicide mission, but Rummy kills through posting and that's not cool.
Would you rather piss off Mr. Peanut or Rummy?
-
Hard one. But I think I'd rather have Mr. Peanut. His name is funny ^^
Would you rather be named Mr. *insert food* or Flopdidilus?
-
Neither, I have been VK since I joined, and I will continue to be VK until the day this site fades into dust
Would you rather play Cadian IG like everyone else, or Death Korps IG?
-
Death Korps. Cloned soldiers from a nuclear fallout excuse for a planet? Awesome.
Would you rather pay for your Death Korps, or convert them?
-
Hmmm I'd pay I think.
Would you rather just use cookie cutter Leman Russes, or get the conversion kits for Death Korps Ryza patterns?
-
Hrm.... I like Death Korps stuff, so I'll pay.
Would you get one of each variation of squads for each squad in your army (advancing, firing, at ease) ? So that you could change their position willy-nilly?
-
Yes most definitely get all of the squad types.
Would you rather play out of the IA books with them, or just use Codex IG and add Commissars to everything to keep them stubborn?
-
? Screw the Codex. IA rules for Krieg. (By the way, the Commissar models look awesome for the Krieg.)
Would you rather have a female commissar or a male commissar?
-
Umm no commissar?
Would you rather I gouged out your eyeballs and skull-beslubbered you to death, or choked you until your head exploded?
-
....head exploding please. I would rather not get skull-beslubbered....
Would you rather be stabbed in the scrotum or hung by your fingers from the Golden Gate Bridge, with a barge of burning refuse beneath?
-
hung by fingers, getting a knife to the scrot doesn't sound paritcularly pleasant
Would you rather face my Orks or my Eldar?
-
Orks. Sounds like a ball of fun. ^^
Would you rather face a brood Carnifexes charging from the rear, or a Pyrovore in your face?
-
Pyrovore in the face. Ill take it down with ease.
Fight a
Drop pod with a venerable dread.
or
Drop pod with sterngaurd with 10 combi meltas and lysander.
-
Vendread Pod... With 10 IG vets toting 3 Meltaguns and Bombs :)
Front
or
Back
-
The front you cant take out my dread.
Fight
vangaurd vets
or
dog warrior.
-
My Striking Scorpions pwnd some Vanguards recently, so I take the dog warriors.
Would you rather learn I am a sofisticated AI, or become one yourself?
-
Become one, because if YOU are a sophiscated AI, the future of robots is bleak ;)
Would you rather be a Primaris Psyker or a Lord Commissar?
-
Primaris Psyker. I would LOVE to shoot psychic Lighting :)
Eaten by a tiger
or
Fight with Batcat
-
Eaten by a tiger, i do not want Batcat to shame me :(
Eat a tiger, or eat Batcat?
-
Eat a Tiger. Batcat is too awesome to be eaten
Omnomnom
or
Nomnommom?
-
Omnomnom your face!!
cancer of the stomach
or
cancer of the liver
-
Cancer of the liver, I need my stomach!!!
Eat lead or eat a boot?
-
A boot, boots actually sit well in your stomach.
Become a
wearwolf
or
vampire
-
>:( Werewolf. Not that Tremultuous O kind either. One that will rip your throat out with it's teeth after skull-beslubbering you. Beastly.
Would you kill a vampire with a stake or a cross?
-
A cross im cristian.
do you want a
50 caliber sniper rifle loaded with silver bullets
or
twin 44. magnums loaded with silver bullets.
-
Twin Magnums. I want to see that beslubberer's face up close when I blow it off ^^
Would you rather, get bitten by a large, ravenous animal, or shot by a 9mm?
-
Shot I think. I've been bitten by a Bull Terrier and it hurt like hell for days after. I've never been shot other than by an air rifle so don't know how much it would hurt/bruise.
Would you rather that the time traveller in the Chaplin movie was real or not?
-
Not.
Would you rather watch reruns of Star Trek or Battlestar Galactica?
-
Reruns of original Battlestar.
Would you rather that the clocks didn't go back an hour on Saturday night.
-
I like it when the clocks change. Keeps things fresh.
Would you rather fight a grizzly bear with bears for arms, or one hundred one year olds (both equally want to kill you).
-
I will take my chances with the bears.
Would you rather get slapped or kicked?
-
Slapped for sure.
Would you rather have Sponges for feet, or sweat cheese?
-
Sponges for feet? Guess I'd go with that.
Would you rather worship C'Thulu or Malal?
-
It's *Cthulhu* and him.
Would you Rather Watch Porn with your Parents, or of your Parents?
-
Can I gouge my eyes out and pop my eardrums first?
Would you rather be taken by Chaos, or forced into Chaos?
-
Taken by Chaos. So then, If I earn my brownie points, I can become a DAEMON!
Would you rather have Half off Elysian Drop Troopers or Half off Death Korps models?
-
Phil-- you're supposed to suggest a new "would you rather" when you answer the previous one.
Would you rather lie to your best friend and say you had an affair with his wife when you didn't, or, having had an affair with his wife, see him every day for the rest of your life without telling him?
-
This isn't a part of this game, but I just modified my post. I had a lapse of memory and forgot to put the Would You Rather thing....
-
Oh, okay. In that case, I'd rather have half off the Elysians.
Once again:
Would you rather lie to your best friend and say you had an affair with his wife when you didn't, or, having had an affair with his wife, see him every day for the rest of your life without telling him?
-
Third option: Kill him and induct his wife into my harem.
Would you rather suffer Exterminatus, or Chaos Incursion Level 5?
-
Chaos Incursion Level 5. Slight chance of survival.
Would you rather face an army of Tomb Kings or face an army of Vampire Counts as a lone swordsman of the empire.
-
Option 3, Skaven Horde. If I kill enough they'll run.
Would you rather play 40k Eldar or Fantasy High Elves?
-
high elves, i dont care how many bows they have, ill take em out with a jacklal with a pintle M2 machinegun. suck 50cal pointy hoes!
be on the receiving end of a cruise missile, or have to spend eternity listening to how much pod droppa loves drop pods?
-
Having once almost been on the recieving end of artillery, I'll take pod droppa. I can choke the life out of him if he get's too annoying.
Would you rather face Tyranids or Orks while playing SM (that don't have vehicles of any kind)
-
orks, they have less armour, :)
would you rather have tea or coffee
-
Tea, because I am a true englishman XD
Watch 2 girls 1 cup or 1 bear grylls 1 camel?
-
2 girls 1 cup because i know what happens
do 10,000 math problems watch meatspin 300x times
-
pass on both thanks. Terrible at math and not interested in watching meatspin. (et tu Swampy?)
Would you rather be possessed by Slurgle or Slaanesh?
-
Nurgle. My orifices would be mostly safe...
Would you rather listen to random bone-snapping, or gunshots?
-
Gunshots, i can assume they missed, bones snapping sounds really painful!
Would you rather be a Norse God, or a Greek God?
-
Neither. The Greeks were whiny and the Norse were a little to melodramatic.
Would you rather be John Wayne or Wayne Newton?
-
John Wayne! Kick ass!
Would you rather be a stunt man or a soldier?
-
Soilder its always been my dream to join the military.
Army or navy.
-
Marines pls, cuz army will take anyone, and navy is gay... or airforce!
But if i had to pick i would do Navy, and be a pilot
Marines or Airforce (the better question)
-
airforce!!!!!! i want to be a pilot
SEAL or Green Beret
-
Green Beret. They're way more COMMANDO!
Would you rather be on RED team or BLU team on Team Fortress 2?
-
Blu Team as i prefer the color blue ;D
Go to bed, Go to class
-
Depends on the time of day really.
Would you rather play Monoply for real money at the end of a game or play Battleships with real ships.
-
Battleships please. Nothing like the roar of an artillery piece blowing a smaller ship to smithereens.
Would you rather command a ship from the command deck, or from a secure bunker?
-
Secure bunker, less chance of getting pwned
Eat golden snow, or admit your your new born brothers dad?
-
Golden snow. Apparently urine is supposed to be good for you.
Would you rather be able to understand any language you hear or be immortal and deaf.
-
Understanding any language. God i hate trying to learn one from scratch =]
Be strapped to a firework when it goes off
or
Free candy from sanct's van?
-
Fire works. Everyone would be sprayed with my blood.
Be allergic to meat, or can only eat small things, like a whale?
-
Eat small things. shrimp is still good.
find a
horse head in your bed
or
persons head in your bed
-
A horse head. Then I can mount it and say that it was a MAD horse, and I killed it. Where as, if I mounted the Person's Head, I would get a Free ride in a police cruiser.
Would you rather:
Have a can of Dr. Pepper
or
Have a can of Coke
-
COKE_COLA definetly. cuz its original and the best. screw pepsi, screw dr. pepper, and screw all other sodas. nothing can compare to coke.
Have your hand
dipped in lava
or
dipped in blue pepsi.
-
Lava, it's my yearly sauna.
Would you rather be the Chimp or the Toad?
Chimp Rapes a Frog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k#)
-
NIETHER, NIETHER, MY EYES AAAGGGRRRHHHH MY EYES.
Would you rather be sanct or jawmonkey.
-
Apparently, I'm the one laughing in the background and that's Jawmonkey....pod droppa, you sound more like pond hopper.... maybe you are the toad.
Would you rather watch the toad r@ping or 2 Girls 1 Cup?
-
2g1c, cuz i've seen it before
Would you rather be the Poo or the cup?
-
Cup, at least it can be bleached clean.
Would you rather that Elvis was still alive or Kurt Cobain?
-
Kurt cobain, because he wouldn't be grandpa age now
See a turtle get hit by a slegehammer or a deer get hit by a rallycar?
-
deer get hit by a rallycar Because i am a turtle! :-[
Post on page 99 or page 100 of this thread?
-
It's page 40.
Would you rather Turtle Pie or Cream Pie?
-
cream pie, cause turtle pie is racist! >:(
Watch American football or Candain Hockey
-
Neither, TV is for the weak.
What would you rather do, Gentleman's Club or the Quantum Wrangler?
-
Neither since both scare me
Again, post on page 99 or page 100 ?
-
100. Its closer to 1337. Just 1237 pages more.
Be the first poster on page 1337 or the last poster on page 1337?
-
Neither.
Would you rather realize that the entertainment value of this thread died 98 pages ago or shoot yourself in the head?
-
Tried shooting myself in the head, didn't like it much.
Would you rather that the Beatles hadn't become available to buy on iTunes or are you going to buy at least one of their tracks?
-
Buy at least one of the tracks
would you rather give in to the powers of
The worp
or
the warp
-
Warp. Daemons for teh win.
Become a follower of
Khorn
or
Slaneesh?
-
...tough one. From what I recall, Slaanesh is perverting people so that they derive ecstasy from just about everything, right? I'll go with Slaanesh.
Would you rather...
Navigate an abandoned city populated by Lictors?
or
Navigate a freeway populated by Speed Freeks?
-
Speed Freeks...they don't want to get near my van.
Would you rather have me patrol the school hallway or would you rather me patrol the Pediatrics hallway?
-
School hallway. Gotta keep those little jerks in check.
Would you rather test out a bolter in a real firing range, or test out a powerfist on a real punching bag?
-
Bolter. You never said WHAT we could shoot at XD
Would you rather test out a Splinter Cannon at a real firing range or use a Disintegrator Cannon at a real firing range?
-
Disintegrator of course, gotta pop a load randomly sometimes.
I praise Foxfire for not choosing 'neither' and would rather me patrol the school hallways....I don't keep kids in line.... I screw them up.....literally!
Would you rather me film it on 9mm or IMAX it?
-
Could you film it with just one hand?
Would you rather that Voyager 1 mysteriously disappeared now that it has reached the edge of our solar system or that it sent a message back that said "we are coming for you"
-
we coming for you, that would be so cool
would rather they were peaceful slugs or vengeful gods?
-
Vengeful slug Gods would be cool. If they arrived now all the salt on the roads would stop them in their tracks.
Would you rather a job you really enjoyed in 2011 or a free 40K army unit of your choice every 2nd week.
-
A job, please god tell me you have a job for me. ( no sanct, just no) :)
Would you rather i fixed your bike, or that i rigged to explode (second one is safer, ) :P
-
Bike fixed now thanks (can't believe it took Kawasaki a week to get me a lever) and as it is Christmas I won't say I would rather you were rigged to explode as you offered to be.
Would you rather turkey or beef for your Christmas lunch?
-
beef, i always find turkey bland. :)
paper comics or web comics?
-
ninja, im not really into hook hands or peg legs... although i do come from pirate stock... aaarrr matey...
would you rather have claws or horns? (non retractable but otherwise your design)
-
Horns I suppose. They'd lend a bit of an intimidating aesthetic, and they'll get in the way a lot less than claws on the fingers would.
Would you rather walk a 40K battlefield as a weak minor soldier that is likely to get overlooked but will certainly die if the opponent targets him, or as a monstrous creature or construct which will almost certainly get targeted but has a high chance of making it through alive?
-
unless you were partial to hats!
ooooh monsterous creature, whats a few pesky bullet holes? HULK SMASH!
wings or gills?
-
Wings i can fly and swim pretty good.
Now would you rather be in a
Drop pod
OR
A drop pod
-
well obviously in one being one would suck
would you rather own and play a sucky ass drop pod army
or
not own and destroy a sucky drop pod army
-
Scuse me i have an awsome drop pod army that owns, >:(
Would you rather play
A deathwing list
or
A raven wing army
-
Deathwing.
Would you rather
Eat the golden snow
or
Run over by a ravenwing biker.
-
Ravenwing biker, cause no body plays Ravenwing and the Golden snow is for me to shove down your throat.
Would you rather use possessed or chaos spawn?
-
spawn cus i like the name more and they are chok full of tenticly goodness!
wood you rather be a
broodlord
or a...
lictor?
-
lictor as you can't get shot if you never make it to the table
rather be a conscript or a ratling
-
Ratling. He's just a hobbit in space.
Would you rather eat at Taco Bell or Mickey D's?
-
well as i now live in the UK and we have no taco bell here and i actually miss getting tons of cheap fast cal/mex so tottally taco bell!
would you rather...
win 100 games playing an army you hate
or...
lose 100 games playing an army you love?
-
Win by raping the opponent on the table right there and then.
Would you rather get in the unmarked van or the ice cream truck?
-
Well seeing how you would be in both i pick niether.
The insane asylum where your insane but dont get raed
or
Prison where your not insane but you do get raped..... in the showers
-
I'm in both, making you drop the soap.
Would you rather eat chocolate ice cream or chocolate yogurt while watching 2 Girls, 1 Cup?
Personal note, I was having pop corn.
-
ice cream. I can eat ice cream while watching anything. Like Saving Private Ryan.
Would you rather
Watch Saving Private Ryan
or
Play TF2
-
TF2 FTW.
Would you rather....
Kick a dog
or
Kick a cat
-
dog. Kittehs or OMGWTFBBQROTFLOLCOP TER material.
Would you rather....
trip, fall and die
or
piss your pants on public television?
-
Piss my pants I'm rather fond of living, and I'm a friend of the medical examiners.
Go upstream without a canoe
Or
Down a mountain in a canoe
-
Down a mountain in a canoe sounds like alot of fun...... Like skydiving without a parachute.
Skydiving without a parachute.
or
Wrestiling a gator with no help. But Steve Erwen is yelling at you giving you advice.
-
Well with the gator I have a chance, then again the parachute might be fun. Nah ill go with the gator.
Fist fight a space marine that ahs a power fist
or
A gun fight with 3 imperial guardsmen that have sniper rifles
-
does the marine have power armour? if no him. if the guardsmen are ratlings then the marine if not then the guardsmen.
would you rather
skydive in a canoe or a WWII jeep both only have one parachute.
-
Canoe the winds blowin through your hair and its lighter.
Skydive on the back of a tyranasours rex that doesnt know your there. But it has no parachute.
or
skydive on the back of a carnifex that knows your on its back. but it has a parachute.
-
carnefex, it will obey me. i am the hive mind! MWUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHA!!!!!!!!
would you rather...
bare nekid fight a swarm of rippers
-or-
bare nekid fight a bunch of snotlings?
-
Snotlings, look easier to kick.
Fight a squad of space marines with
a las pistol
or
a combat knife
-
Combat knife, if you're gonna die may as well go out like a man.
Die young and heroically, or old and forgotten?
-
Old and forgotten, I will make a great crotchety old man.
drown in raw sewage, feet encased in concrete
or
feet first into a wood chipper?
-
wood chipper, blood loss and shock much less stinky... besides wood chippers are awesome and a much better way to be remembered...
crucified (with nails)
-or-
hung drawn and quartered?
-
Quartered. Its a quiker death, un like crucifiction.
Would you be a Spartan from Halo
or
A Spacemarine.
-
Space marine, I want a power fist.
Grot or gretchin?
-
I would rather own a Gretchin, if that's what you meant.
Would you rather admit that you watched the Superperbowl but didn't notice the mistake that Aguilera made or pretend that you don't like football.
-
Pretend I dont like football. I really dont.
get shot in the pinky
or
the little toe
-
the little toe, im a sculptor...
would you rather....
have claws
or
fangs?
-
Claws, I dont want any STDs
Would you rather have a Heavy Bolter
or
a meltagun
-
ooooooo! melta gun! full of toasty goodness!
would you rather (have a)
light saber
or
powersword?
-
Lightsaber, it'll cut through your wussy power sword; I would trade the light saber for a power fist though.
Super glue your hands to your face or belly?
-
Belly, ripped skin would be less noticable.
Were you a whiteshield, would you rather be sent to fight Tyranids or Dark Eldar?
-
Dark Eldar, so I get ripped apart by a hotty instead of just plain eaten; fortunately I'm very whiny so they'd probably kill me faster than your average screamer.
"Oww! Stop it! Oww! Stop it! Oi, in my knee-farg-lions!"
"Ugh, it's like an S&M session with Jerry Lewis, just pith him already!"
Romantic evening, Elton John or the artist formerly known as Prince?
-
Both didn't get into the van.
Would you rather backdoor or deepfront?
-
deepfront.
Sleep with Angelina Jolie
or
Milla Jovovich?
-
jolie, i like them dark haired and eyed with curves, mmmmmmmm...
huh? what are we doing again?
would you rather...
have retractable tenticles
-or-
have retractable spikes?
(your choice on numbers and location)
-
Both... a la Guro-chan you rape then kill...then rape again...so retractable spikes in the retractable tenticles.
Would you rather read manga or watch the film of said Guro-chaning?
-
Read the manga, it's harder to wipe my butt with a TV.
top or bottom?
-
Top usually, but sometimes it's more fun to let the girls do all the work
Glock
Or
1911
-
M1911A1, .45cal is a far more lethal munition, meaning greater ammo efficiency.
paired falchions
or
greatsword
-
They make .45 Glocks. Also I'm rather fond of the greatsword so I'll go with that.
Dachshund
Or
Wolf hound
-
What? Own, eat, best friend, love!
Would you rather complete sentences or...........
-
Darn I was hoping somebody would fill in the blank with something entertaining.
Own a Dachshund
Or
An Irish wolfhound
-
Which one tastes better?
Be a vampire(Non-twilight) or Werewolf(Non-Twilight)?
Twilight vampires are gay , Day Breakers vampires now they are cool.
-
Be a normal person and not make twilight references even while trying not to.
Would you rather have some of my home-made cake or muffins?
-
Cake duh, muffins are for breakfast and I just had dinner.
Have a date with Arianny Celeste or Angelina Jolie?
-
Was that a trick question or something? Because after watching "Taking Lives" I seriously have no respect for Angelina Jolie as a person/actor/breeding dummy what-so-ever anymore.
Would you rather prove to the world that you have mad conversion and painting skilz (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=214669.0) or would you rather the world continue assuming that you're a talentless chump?
-
I praise The Nightwalker for for having my Seaman Cakes with additional salty sauce.
I praise jawmonkey for being so happy about his 'skilz'...like some wet behind the ear new forumer.
-
I praise those that forget which thread they're in (in Snacty's case it's "so many forums, so many kids!", he loses focus).
Would rather Snacty come meet you in person or for him to continue watching you from a distance?
-
come meet you in person............. ..
In a slightly different order I kinda guess that's how the meeting would go.
Would you rather that the person that wrote to Leicester City Council regarding council plans for a zombie invasion was locked up in a white jacket or put in charge of the the plan making?
-
White jacket. Zombie plans are supposed to be a fun joke between plans, not something to be taken seriously.
Live a short time a nd be remembered forever.
or
Live forever but no one knows of you.
-
Live forever, nobody knows me, continue to spread the love of the Pedolypics and uphold the Book of Pedobear!
Would you rather Schoolgirl or AfterSchoolgirl?
-
Schoolgirl, they're dirtier; after school is just trying to be a rebel.
paper or spastic?
-
Paper, cause paper dont forget
Would you rather continue the production of paper and plastic OR save the enviorment.
-
Continue. Leave the world for the next generations.
Would you rather:
Eat a live full grown Grizzly (no, you can't kill it before eating it)
or
Eat Philosoraptor
-
A philosoraptor, not sure what this is. But it sounds safer then a velociraptor or grizzly. ;)
Hunt Zombies with a .220 Swift, or a vintage 1860 Army Revolver.
-
the .220 swift quieter, more accurate, and ammunitions light.
youve been bitten by a zombie
wait and turn into one and possibly eat your friends and family
or
commit suicide and save others.
-
I'd jump off a cliff. Wheeeeee!
Boomer or Tank Zombie?
(Philosoraptor is a smart Velociraptor btw :P)
-
Boomer, as that was my high School mascot. Maybe it's just a teenager from there :P
Drive your dream car during a zombie apocalypse
or
a military humvee
-
I already drive my dream car :) (i love you Daphne (yes i named my Mustang))
So the Humvee
Would you rather become a zombie in the zombie apocalypse or die in the zombie apocalypse?
-
I'd likely die in an entirely un-zombie related accident during the zompocalypse.
rather...
fruit or vegetable?
-
Tomato.
Wheat or Bran?
-
Definitely wheat.
Would you rather hang with Zombie Pirates or Robot Ninjas?
-
Robot Ninja's for a change of pace, my friends already smell like zombie pirates.
As a pet:
Bee-barking dog or hairless bear?
-
Erm aren't we essentially hairless bears already?
Andrew Ainsworth, the designer of the original Storm trooper suit, has just won a legal case against Lucas. Would you rather that he had appeared in court as a storm trooper or that Lucas had used the phrase "I am your father so every thing designed by you is mine"
-
Dressed as one, to rub salt in the wound.
Care-bear or Pedo-bear?
-
Care-Bear, Im pretty sure a pedo-bear already lives on my street.
Chuck Liddel or Tito Ortiz?
-
I live in HB, and ill tell you, ortiz is an ass, so chuck definitely.
Would you rather get paid to eat, or get paid to paint?
-
Paid to paint, you didn't specify what to eat so its a bit risky.
Run 26 miles with no breaks, or 100 pull ups all at once with no breaks
-
Run 26 miles. Because i can do that easier then the pull ups. Will just take longer.
Fall 6 stories or climb 100 stories.
-
climb 100, death is not something i wish to mess with
Get stuck in Traffic for 2 hours, or drive in open road for 4?
-
Open road for 4, traffics to noisy.
Be taken hostage by 12 monkeys, or by 1 guerrilla.
-
i saw planet of the Apes, definitely 12 monkeys, they can be reasoned with, buck would just smash me.
Wrestle a Baby Bear, or Wrestle a Cheetah?
-
A cheetah cuz i just wanna fight a cheetah.
Be Superman fighting Doomsday, or be Batman fighting Pain (the bad guy)
-
Superman, since he is more or less invincible.
be at a flogging Molly concert, or a UFC fight.
-
neither they are both lame
yeah thats right ufc is lame
be a big fat ass or a skinny little white boi
-
skinny little white boy
You get sympathy points, at least...
Be pushed to the limit of mental or physical exhaustion?
-
Mental, cause you obviously wouldn't know what's in there...what can be discovered in there can not be undiscovered.
Would you rather fap to Toddlers and Tiaras or Kate Plus 8?
-
Definitely Kate +, she is bangin!!
Would you rather have to fall from a 3 story building, or get hit by a car doing 30?
-
The car. It's not that bad, trust me...
be in a car and get run over by a Giant dog, or be a dog and get run over by a car.
-
SOLAR PUPPY, solar beam attack on car.
Would you rather fap to Toddlers and Tiara season 1 or Toddlers and Tiara season 2?
-
fap, fap, fap.....sorry what was the question?
Would you rather that every person in the world owned the same type of gun (including the armed forces & police), and you couldn't be imprisoned for using it, or be the only person in the world to own bullet proof everything but not have a gun?
-
An armed society is a polite Society.
Go permanently bald or grow hair to your lower back that couldn't be cut.
-
Too late, I'm not bald.
Nids or Orks?
-
Orks
Head Bald or Bald Woman?
-
I'd rather stop playing this game and shave off what sticking out form these shoulders...
LOL or Deer?
Starky
-
Deer.
Victory or Death?
-
Depends, ask me again after I've been to the pub and I might just choose death to save me from the suffering that drinking 8 pints and a few Jack's seems to bring me nowadays.
Would you rather that Muammar Gaddafi had lived to face a court or are you happy with the way things are?
-
I am happy the way things are. Just like Iraq, it was best that his own people got to do to him what he very well deserved. Sometimes a court of law isn't required, moral law is good enough.
Would you rather be killed by firing squad, or by being quartered, i think both sound pretty fun!
-
Firing squad. It's faster and I don't really want to see my guts all draged out.
Black Butte Porter or Alaskan Summer? (both are pretty foul)
-
Haven't heard of either of them but from a quick Google I would say a shot of the Porter might be the best option.
Would you rather appear in Glee and be the most popular actor on the planet for the rest of your life or be an extra in The Hobbit.
-
Hobbit.
Catch some random decease from Sanctjud or be violated by the monkey?
Starky
-
Too easy, stay away from Snacty regardless!
Come home to find your lady with another man, or eating your favorite dog? (e.g. fork, knife, A1 sauce eating)
-
Eating my favourite dog. Dogs are more replaceable than ladies :P
Would you rather be stranded in Afghanistan or Iraq? (common question we joke about at the NAAFI)
-
I've been to both and I'd do them both again!
would you..
Sky dive no chute or bungy no rope?
-
Ouch thats a hard one...
Sky dive no chute :D
-
the first part of your post thats what she said
you forgot your would you rather
mine is base your necrons off of ghost roaster or chop chop fron skylanders
-
Chop Chop. Just for fun.
Drink Guinness with an Ork. Or derve it to a Guardsman.
-
drink guinness with and ork, i reckon he'd be a great drinking buddie :D .
would you rather die by falling into a woodchipper or a box of rattlesnakes?