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Offline IRolledA1

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Simply Russian Roulette 5
« on: April 3, 2012, 11:19:44 PM »
Yep, it's time for some more action!  So here we go again!  Sign up for Simply Russian Roulette 5 now!!!  Only six slots available so hurry!

Past Winners:
SRR 1 - The Vietnam Veteran (SwampyTurtle)
SRR 2 - The Reincarnated Overly Enthusiastic Guy (POD DROPPA-Drop Pods are down but not out!!)
SRR 3 - Pacman (Seraph Tenacious)
SRR 4 - Marvin the Paranoid Android (JoBob)
SRR 5 -  ???


Rules: 6 players, 1 gun, 5 rounds, and 5 bullets
Actions: Pull the trigger or add another bullet, spin the barrel and pull the trigger

or

Spin the barrel and pull the trigger twice (only if there are no additional bullets to load)

Prizes: Bragging Rights

To join this game, simply say, "I take seat (choose your seat number)."
(also you may place a prize in the prize pool)

LIMIT 6 PLAYERS



Russian Roulette can be a very fast game or a very long game.
But I do want you guys to role-play, I encourage you guys to write out fluff as to why you are playing roulette, who you are, etc.



Let's just have fun, we can play roulette here without penalty!



I will have no bias to the outcome of the game, if you don't trust me, you can leave.  The bullet will start in a random chamber.  The gun is a six-shooter.





"As you approach the table, you notice 6 empty seats, a .44 Magnum revolver resting beside 5 bullets, and a six sided die."







The seats are numbered 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6.
« Last Edit: April 3, 2012, 11:26:59 PM by IRolledA1 »
"Let's play a game of Russian Roulette!  I'll load the gun, you place the bet!  Tell me who will make it out alive!"

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Re: Simply Russian Roulette 5
« Reply #1 on: April 3, 2012, 11:51:14 PM »
Seat 4

From the mist of time (outside) walks Tanner Foust, one of the host of Top Gear. He takes his seat at the table and throws down a pair of keys to a 2012 porche. "waiting for who ever wins" he said with a grin ;)


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Re: Simply Russian Roulette 5
« Reply #2 on: April 5, 2012, 07:16:23 PM »
I`ll give it a shot. I take seat 4.

A mysterious man walks in dressed like the Joker and sits down in seat 4. "If I`m gonna go out, I`m gonna go out with a bang!", he said laughing. He threw a joker playing card into the prize pool and continued laughing.
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Re: Simply Russian Roulette 5
« Reply #3 on: April 5, 2012, 10:09:51 PM »
I`ll give it a shot. I take seat 4.



"Too late, i already claimed seat 4 " says Tanner Foust as the Joker comes into the room


Record:                                    W/L/D
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Tanith 1st:                                    2/0/2

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Re: Simply Russian Roulette 5
« Reply #4 on: April 6, 2012, 08:52:24 AM »
A crazed looking German enters the room, he wore a brown leather greatcoat and black and white striped shirt. On his head was a black driver's cap, topped with goggles, and on his hip was a strange brass pistol. Noticing the table he yells nearly to himself, "Oh yes! One of my favorites." He reached under the coat and pulls out a small bag of German Marks, and what looks to be a home-made galvanic laser before tossing them on the table. Then he sits at seat one, excited to start.

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Re: Simply Russian Roulette 5
« Reply #5 on: April 6, 2012, 11:10:57 AM »
"You bandit!", he exclaimed. "If that`s the way you wanna be, then I`ll sit here," he said taking seat five. "I didn`t want that chair anyway," he said. "Besides, if I`m lucky, I`ll get to see your brains blown out first!" The Joker began laughing again.
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Re: Simply Russian Roulette 5
« Reply #6 on: April 6, 2012, 11:16:29 AM »
 A man dressed in a formal suit made of fine silk enters the room. As the light reflects from the work of the cloth, silver buttons and cuff links are made apparent. He looks between the crazed german and the psycho-clown as they fidget over who will get a particular seat. His expression is that of extreme boredom.

(Sits in seat 3)

"Why not." says the well-to-do player as he pulls a small envelope, sealed with a red wax stamp,  from his coat pocket and places it in the center of the table. He removes his white-silk gloves and places them on the table. Resting his head on a fist, he begins watching the squabble next to him with only mild amusement.
For me: 16.667% chance of failure equates to a 83.334% failure rate.

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Re: Simply Russian Roulette 5
« Reply #7 on: April 6, 2012, 11:47:10 AM »
A man in a white suit enters the room. He walks with what can only be called "Southern Dignity" before taking the 2nd seat. He pulls an envelope, containing a recipe card from his inside pocket and lays in on the table. The envelope is labelled with a number "11".

"Ahhh saiiiy, it would sho'ly be a delaaiht if I left my kin somethin' mooah than a fried chicken recipaay. He'ahs hopin'. Mah name, is Sandahs. "

He absently rubs at his heart as he looks around the room.

[I believe that leaves seat number 6 open. :)]
« Last Edit: April 6, 2012, 11:48:38 AM by GreatBigTree »

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Re: Simply Russian Roulette 5
« Reply #8 on: April 6, 2012, 01:29:16 PM »
[out of character] I'd like to point out that the most valuable prize has been donated by yours truly. There are millions of dollars worth of secrets inside that #11 envelope. Also, while I don't mind, I had tried to take seat #2. ;) [/ooc]
« Last Edit: April 6, 2012, 01:30:26 PM by GreatBigTree »

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Re: Simply Russian Roulette 5
« Reply #9 on: April 6, 2012, 06:38:15 PM »
Tanner looks around the table, then ups the stakes, "Gentlemen" and then looking at the joker "and im using that term losely, i shall add in the rights to my show "Top Gear" as stakes in this game of chance. Then looking at the Col. he says, "you did terrible things to foghorn leghorn"

 ;)

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Jar'kia Sept:                                  5/6/3
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Re: Simply Russian Roulette 5
« Reply #10 on: April 6, 2012, 07:37:10 PM »
The Joker pointed at the Colonel and lost his mind. He tried speaking through the hysterical laughter, but it was too much. When his laughter did manage to slow down, he said "I`ll raise the stakes too, I will write down Batman`s secret identity and through that in the pool`o`prizes." He took out a piece of paper and began writing.

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Re: Simply Russian Roulette 5
« Reply #11 on: April 6, 2012, 09:26:39 PM »
"Whaaale... let's be frahnk. A chicken, I saaiy a chicken, walks into mah res-traunt, and expects tah whalk out agaiin? I did'na even haahve to paaiy fo' it. I made nee-lee fo' hunnat dolllahs from that waun chicken, and I fed my fam-lee fo' a wheek. Let'n heim walk owt would have been a traahvustee."

Taking a wheezing breath, Sandahs continues, "On tawp of which, that chicken was a rheel hau-sez ay-hss. Ah did the whold a favahh."

After another wheezing breath,  "I do hope thayt the layst membah of ow-ah meyree bayand shows theymselves shawtlee. Tis hawfly hawt in he-ah, and Ah'd just as soon be done with this unpleasantnay-us."

[Typing in an accent is harder than you'd think. ;)]

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Re: Simply Russian Roulette 5
« Reply #12 on: April 6, 2012, 10:33:11 PM »
A man, roughly 5 feet tall, steps into the room. He is wearing collared, blue button up shirt and jeans. A grey hat on his head is bent forward covering his eyes from view. He slowly walks up to the table and takes a seat (whichever one isn't taken, I think it is 6 because GBT said that he wanted 2). He pulls out of his back pocket a small vile of greenish blue liquid and sets into into the center of the table.  After sitting he mutters, "Down that and you'll be the luckiest person in the world for a day. Oh and Call me Shorty."
« Last Edit: April 6, 2012, 10:41:31 PM by Gunner1116 »
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Re: Simply Russian Roulette 5
« Reply #13 on: April 7, 2012, 02:09:12 AM »
ooc- "The seat situation has been fixed!"
"Let's play a game of Russian Roulette!  I'll load the gun, you place the bet!  Tell me who will make it out alive!"

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Re: Simply Russian Roulette 5
« Reply #14 on: April 7, 2012, 02:10:17 AM »
Don't forget to also add a prize to the prize pool!



Bullets Left: 5
Bullets Loaded: 0

Shooting Order

Seat 1- A Crazy German Man - the nightwalker
Seat 2- The Colonel - greatbigtree
Seat 3- A Sharp Dress Man - hanith
Seat 4- Tanner Foust - swampyturtle
Seat 5- A Man Reminiscent of the Joker - killskin
Seat 6- Shorty - Gunner1116

Prize Pool:
Keys to a Porsche
Joker Playing Card
A small bag of German Marks
A Galvanic Laser
A small envelope with a Red Stamp
An envelope labeled with "11" with 1 Million Dollars Worth of secrets inside
Batman's true identity
Turquoise Potion of Luck
"Let's play a game of Russian Roulette!  I'll load the gun, you place the bet!  Tell me who will make it out alive!"

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Re: Simply Russian Roulette 5
« Reply #15 on: April 7, 2012, 02:21:54 AM »
Irolleda1 incarnate walks up to the table and loads 1 bullet into the chamber of the gun and spins it.  He also rolls the die, it lands on a 6.  Then he passes the gun to the person sitting in seat 6, Shorty, "Thanks for showin' up!  Good luck and have fun!"



Bullets Left: 4
Bullets Loaded: 1

Shooting Order

Seat 1- A Crazy German Man - the nightwalker
Seat 2- The Colonel - greatbigtree
Seat 3- A Sharp Dress Man - hanith
Seat 4- Tanner Foust - swampyturtle
Seat 5- A Man Reminiscent of the Joker - killskin
Seat 6- Shorty - Gunner1116

Prize Pool:
Keys to a Porsche
Joker Playing Card
A small bag of German Marks
A Galvanic Laser
A small envelope with a Red Stamp
An envelope labeled with "11" with 1 Million Dollars Worth of secrets inside
Batman's true identity
Turquoise Potion of Luck



It's Shorty''s turn.
(Gunner1116): Pull the trigger or add another bullet, spin the barrel and pull the trigger
« Last Edit: April 7, 2012, 02:24:32 AM by IRolledA1 »
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Re: Simply Russian Roulette 5
« Reply #16 on: April 7, 2012, 04:19:21 AM »
Shorty picks up the revolver and slowly brings it to his head, then pulls the trigger.
"Don't take life too seriously, you'll never make it out alive."

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Re: Simply Russian Roulette 5
« Reply #17 on: April 7, 2012, 09:18:07 PM »
Shorty pulls the trigger and hears a click...






...






..... silence.


An empty chamber.  He passes the gun to A Crazy German Man.
"Let's play a game of Russian Roulette!  I'll load the gun, you place the bet!  Tell me who will make it out alive!"

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Re: Simply Russian Roulette 5
« Reply #18 on: April 7, 2012, 09:19:22 PM »
Bullets Left: 4
Bullets Loaded: 1

Shooting Order

Seat 1- Dr. Hanomag Steiner - the nightwalker
Seat 2- The Colonel - greatbigtree
Seat 3- A Sharp Dress Man - hanith
Seat 4- Tanner Foust - the Host of Top Gear - swampyturtle
Seat 5- A Man Reminiscent of the Joker - killskin
Seat 6- Shorty - Gunner1116

Prize Pool:
Keys to a Porsche
Joker Playing Card
A small bag of German Marks
A Galvanic Laser
A small envelope with a Red Stamp
An envelope labeled with "11" with 1 Million Dollars Worth of secrets inside
The Rights to the Show, "Top Gear"
Batman's true identity
Turquoise Potion of Luck



It's Dr. Hanomag Steiner's turn.
(thenightwalker): Pull the trigger or add another bullet, spin the barrel and pull the trigger
« Last Edit: April 9, 2012, 08:16:33 PM by IRolledA1 »
"Let's play a game of Russian Roulette!  I'll load the gun, you place the bet!  Tell me who will make it out alive!"

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Re: Simply Russian Roulette 5
« Reply #19 on: April 8, 2012, 09:09:59 AM »
"Alright, it is my turn." Dr. Hanomag Steiner says laughing and loading another bullet. He then spins the chamber places the pistol pointing up through his chin and pulls the trigger.

 


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