Author Topic: You know you play/model/paint too much 40k when... (Read 61617 times)

Rasmus · « **Reply #60 on:** October 11, 2009, 07:54:13 AM »

Quote from: BlackLegionaire on October 11, 2009, 07:48:17 AM

Wow, Ardeth I would have to say that is the definition of to much 40k.

When you setup 2 armies and play against yourself.

Surprisingly boring. I always lose.

Only Slightly Crazy · « **Reply #61 on:** October 11, 2009, 10:03:19 AM »

When you write battle reports for said armies.

BlackLegionaire · « **Reply #62 on:** October 12, 2009, 07:26:11 AM »

When you document said battle on video and upload it to youtube.

engra wolfbane · « **Reply #63 on:** October 12, 2009, 08:24:01 AM »

when you start telling people to "zog off" (guilty)

Dunedain · « **Reply #64 on:** October 12, 2009, 04:12:44 PM »

When you shout "Dooommmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" at people you hate and then declare that you are now able to re-roll anf failed to wound rolls made against them.

When you see your little brother watching a PBS show on falcons and you say "What guns are they kitted out with?"

When you write an english essay about 40k. (They said free writing about anything i was interested in...)

Only Slightly Crazy · « **Reply #65 on:** October 12, 2009, 04:15:50 PM »

When you use IG cuss words.
When you see a White Dwarf and ask what army they play.
When you consider putting a model in your locker to cheer you up.

Dunedain · « **Reply #66 on:** October 12, 2009, 04:19:12 PM »

When you shout in the middle of the grocery store that you are ELDARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when you look at your rank and say, wow, i'm an aspect warrior. then later that night, your mom asks you "So, what have you been thinking about for future career" And you say "I'm an aspect warrior."

Exalted One · « **Reply #67 on:** October 12, 2009, 04:25:02 PM »

When you make a cut on your thumb with a scalpel while modelling, and go to get a bandaid, so you can keep on modelling, which you do, until you get another cut and go get another bandaid, (cause the first one got slashed) so you can keep on modelling, until you get a third cut, and the sheer bulk of bandages in you right hand forces you to stop, since you no longer can hold the damn scalpel.

Only Slightly Crazy · « **Reply #68 on:** October 12, 2009, 04:40:10 PM »

Never done that, but I can say "that was when I dropped my exacto-knife, forgot to close the lid on my regal blue, my cat pushed over a bottle of flock on my shirt." Whenever I look at my clothes.

Dunedain · « **Reply #69 on:** October 12, 2009, 04:45:45 PM »

When you shout at the sky "What's the matter dead emperor, too scared to fight!"

Hive Fleet Dread Q'thulu · « **Reply #70 on:** October 12, 2009, 11:16:43 PM »

Quote from: Dunedain on October 12, 2009, 04:12:44 PM

When you write an english essay about 40k. (They said free writing about anything i was interested in...)

Guilty
um when you start a different hobby to have something to do between games

Only Slightly Crazy · « **Reply #71 on:** October 12, 2009, 11:20:07 PM »

When you are bored in class, you narrate 40k battles and fluff.

DeadDuck1015 · « **Reply #72 on:** October 12, 2009, 11:23:16 PM »

Quote from: Only Slightly Gulible. on October 12, 2009, 11:20:07 PM

When you are bored in class, you narrate 40k battles and fluff.

Guilty

When 99% of the fluff behind your army is written on the back of school-work...in class.

damascusxie · « **Reply #73 on:** October 12, 2009, 11:30:26 PM »

Quote from: Ardeth Bey on October 11, 2009, 07:54:13 AM

Quote from: BlackLegionaire on October 11, 2009, 07:48:17 AM
Wow, Ardeth I would have to say that is the definition of to much 40k.

When you setup 2 armies and play against yourself.
Surprisingly boring. I always lose.

Funny, I've always won.

cluny the scourge · « **Reply #74 on:** October 13, 2009, 12:07:42 AM »

when you renovate a house and make a door out of green stuff
(thankfully not guilty)

Outsider · « **Reply #75 on:** October 13, 2009, 01:47:07 AM »

when your armies come to life and fight each other in your dreams...

when the memory of a great game haunts you for weeks on end and you can't stop talking about it... then you dream about said game...

when you start an army where you convert every single model from another model and burn through a full pack of green stuff every ten models... (thank you for making bloodletters cheap! they make great plaguebearors!... after i'm finished with them...)

when you ditch your girlfriend to go play games when you know that being with her means doing naughty things...

Dunedain · « **Reply #76 on:** October 14, 2009, 08:34:45 PM »

When someone is teasing you at a party, and you say that they are probably possessed by a slaanesh allied daemon.

Rakuall · « **Reply #77 on:** October 14, 2009, 10:11:10 PM »

When the only color car or bike your satisfied with is a red one because "RED ONEZ GOES FASTA!"

Outsider · « **Reply #78 on:** October 15, 2009, 04:52:46 AM »

when you wear a warhammer / 40k emblem every day as a neclace ( yay for the mark of sotek! and necron skull!)

BlackLegionaire · « **Reply #79 on:** October 15, 2009, 07:47:20 AM »

When you go to a tatoo parlor and get the Mark of your choosen chaos god tattooed on you

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