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Community => Tavern Games => Topic started by: Talon Undecided on November 25, 2008, 08:57:45 PM
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Now for something completely different... the Below Poster game!
Basically what happens is that each poster will try to guess something about the next poster. The next poster will then comment on how close to the truth he is, then makes the next guess about the next poster.
For example:
Talon Raven: "I think the next poster likes to eat shoes for breakfast!"
Starky: "Hmmm.... Wellingtons...."
And so on and so forth. Usually there would be a theme to guide everyone, but I'm pretty sure we'll be all fine and dandy.
Let's start with something mild first:
I think the below poster likes to watch Mythbusters.
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Only when the TV is already on Mythbusters.
I think the below poster has heard of the 'Kill the Below Poster' game that was introduced a while ago, but was quickly ended due to a lack of interest.
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Not at all, that explains why I started this.
I think the below poster might be be more sarcastic.
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Sarcastic? Me? Never! ::)
I think the below poster may be one of the above posters.
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Nope... oh wait, damn.
I think the below poster lives in a different time zone than me.
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Oh yeah, but by how much I dunno. I think all of about 15 people who care about Google Maps lives in a differnent Time Zone than me. :P
I think the below poster hasn't played me in Vassal.
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You picked it.
I'm CERTAIN the below poster hasn't played me in Vassal.
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Well done, good sir!
The poster below me will not be American.
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Here's my cue - I'm Australian
I think the below poster has never eaten anchovies.
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That is, indeed, correct.
I think the below poster dislikes his boss/superior.
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How ironic: I hate all authority.
I think the next person will likely die young.
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Well then it wont be me so i wont jinx it...
I think that the next person to post had something red in his last meal.
EDIT: Crap!! What have I done!!
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Well, how can I put this... no. There was no red jam in my morning meal.
I'll guess that the next poster never had a car crash.
Starky
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That is correct... but I shall be getting my permit soon...
The below poster does not go to school.
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Actually I do go to school, although the students call the principal the CEO and the teachers host mentors.
I think the below poster likes playing console games.
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Hell yeah, I love em, just don't own em. Havta hijack a friend's place just to get my craving.
I think the below poster owns a computer rig so old, that it makes Rasmus looks really, really young.
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Amazingly, you are right.
The below poster is just utter Fail.
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How wrong you are. :P
I think the next poster spend waaaay too much time on 40KO to be healthy.
Starky
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Not Healthy and Long time, 69% right, the other 31% was the not mentioned hump-a-holic SOLAR PUPPY syndrom of humping anything new in the Taverns.
The below poster is a VASSAL player.
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Really, what's the chances of getting that wrong?
The next poster is likely to be ninja'd... soon.
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A great probability since I'm such a slow typer.
The next poster should be writing a batrep or some random tactica/article/project instead of messing around in the Tavern...
Starky
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You are right if by 'project' you mean work.
The below poster is jailbait.....
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WRONG!!! I turned legal last month.
The below poster was trying to get into my pants when I was jailbait.
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Who else but me.
I praise your avatar... it's made of Win and Goovil.
The poster below me is a fan of Black Bible.
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Ahem, lets pass on this.
The below poster is a nerd.
Starky
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Not yet but soon, when I can be bothered.
The Below poster has been in a dark ally with Sanct.
DAMMIT NINJA'D!!!!!
HEY THATS MEAN!!!
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How did you figure? I really enjoyed beating him to abject submission.
The below poster have a girl/boyfriend.
Starky
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Actually, I'm kind of engaged. With Greenstuff. Less than a year until I get to England.
The below poster uses colored text.
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How did you know?
The below poster has, at some point in their life, been dumped by the girl of their dreams!
Mr.ZPS
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I praise your fail.
I praise Season 2 Black Bible in pink for proposing to a 2 part epoxy that is used to scult minis.
As for Greenstuff the lovely lass of the conversion forums...... I miss her lovely aura of Pr0n and Jailbait.
The below poster will write in black text.
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How did you guess?
The below poster is posting after me!
Mr.ZPS
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I'm posting BEFORE your next post.
The below poster..... has more than 2000 posts.....
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Not yet there but working on it!
The below bastard has a dog (not a Snactjud's spawned dog, a normal one).
Starky
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I have two.
The next poster has something against a person whose name has the letter 'e'.
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Does my sister count?
Geez we're seeing a lot of hidden psykers around here.
The next poster is about to agree with me.
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Fine, I agree with you. Astonishing! Incrrrrredible! Fooooomidable!
The next poster is about to kill someone in the Kill the Above Poster thread.
Starky
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I've been avoiding the KTAP thread.
The next poster will either be Starky or Talon Raven.
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Must... resist... posting.... damn you... irony!
The next poster is a wiseguy.
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Quiet you!
The next poster will indeed be posting.
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Does spam count?
The poster likes.... chicken...
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Thirsty for chicken!
The next poster will have more posts than me (and a valid reason to be awake)
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Half right, It's only 8PM...
The below poster is a bread user.
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Nay, I be a cracker user
The below poster will not be English
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Tu parle la nationalité ou la langue?
The next poster would have a green water bottle.
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I do monochromatic and pink. No green.
The next poster's taste in music will fall somewhere between Ska and Deathcore.
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Well, at least further away from ska than deathcore (I burnt out on ska).
The next poster is missing a body part.
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Aye, the part of my brain that locks Sarcasm Mode.
The next poster claims himself to be a God.
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Tee Hee [raises hand]
In my defense I believe we are all a small part of "God", if it makes you all feel any better.
The next poster has set themselves on fire at least once.
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Nope, you're wrong.
The next poster will have many more posts than I, even though I will have been a member longer.
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So how long have you been on 40kO, eh, boss?
The next poster will have a less pretty Avatar than mine.
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Nope... I dont have an avatar at all, so it cant be less pretty.
The next poster will post between this and the one after.
It might not seem apparent at first, but just wait it will come.
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Since March '05, Talon.
And yes, it obviously would have to be unless the next post never comes.
I predict that the next poster will make Noble's prophesy come true.
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Consider the fulfillment of both prophecies true then, I joined in Sept 06.
The next poster will have a bunch of demotivational posters stuck on his wall.
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Heh no, doesn't have any poster (yet).
The next poster has been arrested at least once by the police.
Starky
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Haha, you wish Starrakatt, I am the law ;)
I believe the next poster has a sibling and a dog
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So clever. Two siblings and two dogs, actually.
The next poster is a Francophone.
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Incrrrredible! Awesooome! Inbeeeelivable!
Le prochain a répondre est un membre des forces armées.
The next poster is a member of the military.
Starky
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No, sorry, I'm in the BI/IT line :) (go Babel Fish Text Translator)
The next poster likely work at some sort of institution
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No, sorry, I'm in the BI/IT line :) (go Babel Fish Text Translator)
Or you could have read the bit of black text... :P
I am one of the head honcho of the Goovil Organization, so yes!
The next poster has never been bothered by snow.
Starky
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It snowed last week!
The next poster doesn't like Marmite!
And therefore is stupid!
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CORRECT
The next poster will not weild as much godly power as Starky
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WRONG. I AM THE GOD EMPEROR
The next poster will want to become a Tau commie :D.
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Never, oh wait I'm a follower of communism...
The below poster doesn't speak french :)
MOUAHAHAAHA JE GAGNE!
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Vraimont, Tu rates.
Pourquoi tu aimes le francais?
Excuse my lack of accents, American keyboard = :(.
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'Coz its my native language too.
The next poster will NOT be full of fail. Prove me wrong, I dare you! PROOF I say!
Starky
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...I'm not sure.
The next poster has had a better day than me so far.
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Every day that I am me is a better day than being someone else.
The next poster has no belly button.
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Fail at life.
The person below me will go beat my Wiki challenge because i want to do another one.
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I have succeded by refusing your challenge, for I am no tool (I hate doing the research for others).
The next poster is a tool of the lowest order.
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*looks at mod stars* Right you are, good sir.
The next poster will not be a haberdasher.
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Yes, I would much rather buy things than sell them; gimmie! gimmie!
The next poster is likely going to kick themselves for putting off that thing they should be doing instead messing around here.
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I have too much spare time, either that or i'm freaking lazy.
The next poster is going to smile as he reads the posts
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How true, but only because I am watching Pokemon cartoons at the same time.
The poster below has never seen Blake's Seven.
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I don't even know what that is...
The below poster has something blue on.
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Yeah, my underwear.
The next poster didn't sleep much last night.
Starky
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French Exam cramming last night.... zzzzzzz
The next poster has yet to achieve Diplome D'Etudes de la Langue Francais B2.
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I took French 1 three years ago...
The below poster thinks Shade ain't nothin but a be-atch.
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Agreed.
The Below poster will brag about his win vs. Moc065.
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Who be this with the filthy Eldar?
The next poster will have a handlebar mustache.
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Nope.
The next poster will say "I didn't say that".
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Nein!
The next poster will have met a Scottish person.
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Yup! Many in fact. Going to Scotland does that to a man...
The next one have lost his last 40K game.
Starky
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Nope. Tied, 4 models away from a complete massacre.
The next person is an Eldar player!
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Incredible.
Th next one hate Eldar...
...probably 'coz he can't beat them.
Starky
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Starrakatt is indeed wise!
That one was made for me really wasn't it?
The next poster will hate Iron Warriors.
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YES!!!
The next poster will be sick.
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*cough*
The next poster will watch Bible Black with me.
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No idea what that is or where you are, so FAIL.
The next poster likes pineapple.
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I do indeed.
The next person will help me be converted to Eldar.
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Bend over and let slaanesh hump you.
The below poster will help and occupy Locke's mouth.
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No, he will not. Denied, chaos! I'm Tau anyway...you can't corrupt me.
The next poster will resist the power of chaos!
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Only until I open the codex/ army book again. :D
The next poster will also be watching a zombie related movie.
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No.
The next poster will like my Avatar.
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I don't.... my first reaction was....WTF is that.....then I copy/save enlarge.....and I'm like....what a let down.
The next poster is a virgin.
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Hahaha, nope.
And you stole my beslubbering idea dammit.
The next poster is in a long distance relationship.
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Nope. Wife sitting right next to me.
The next poster will post a vague comment about Snacty beating everyone in vassal.
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I'm kicking ass and taking names.
The next poster will be in awe of my gigantotonic ego.
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Yes.
The next poster will be Sanctjud.
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Oh yea.....it's me, after sending moc 75% of our battle report for his comments.
The next poster was one of my be-atches.
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Nope, not yet. Maybe soon though...
The next poster will be one of Sanctjud's be-atches.
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You must have a bit of psychic dyslexia, there - Sanctjud's MY be-atch.
The next poster will be a geek.
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Quite correct. I've said it many times, and have the t-shirt to confirm it!
The next poster will most likely be male.
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Yeah, that's a high probability in a hobby more preferred by the male society.
The next poster is a funny person.
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Nice, free Rep.
The next poster is in a bad mood.
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Bugger off you silly bastard, I am not.
Oh wait...
The next poster will type 'the next poster'.
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Obviously not, this is the "Below poster" thread.
The below poster has far too much free time.
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*facepalm*
Failed that pretty hard didn't I? Guess I don't have enough free time to check my posts.
The below poster is made of fail?
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No.
The next poster is most probably not a total idiot, although he may be mildly demented.
Starky
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Blast, got me again.
The next poster will be preternaturally prescient about the poster following them.
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A fine assessment of my Goovil abilities indeed, Ô Lord of 3vil.
The next poster is a choice target for the powers of Evil.
Starky
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Me evil? Nah.
The next poster, Will have drawn a self portrait at some point.
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Of course.
The next poster will have an enormous ego.
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No, My ego is fine. In fact, I am well known as being gifted of a God given Humility tm.
The next poster will agree with Me.
Starky
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Bwahhahhahhahhahh, haaahhahhahhahh... *sniff*
Sorry, mate. No deal.
The next poster will not be amused.
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Duh. That joke was almost as bad as the ork walking into a battlewagon joke.
The next poster will question me about the aforementio ned joke.
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God-DAMN-it, I actually was going to question you about said joke before I read the next line in your post ><
The next poster will be curious also.
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That I am, and also was going to ask.
The next poster will tell the joke for us.
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It's called reality; its only a dream.
the next poster is a virgin.
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Dude, I'm 15!
The next poster will start a quote pyramid.
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Dude, I'm 15!
The next poster will start a quote pyramid.
Hope a mod doesn't shut it down.
The next poster will continue the pyramid, if they aren't a mod.
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Dude, I'm 15!
The next poster will start a quote pyramid.
Hope a mod doesn't shut it down.
The next poster will continue the pyramid, if they aren't a mod.
Woo Hoo!
The next poster shall continue the pyramid!
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Sorry to disappoint, but I'm stopping this one here. No quote pyramids in MY Tavern Games, not on my watch!
The next poster will be tempted to continue regardless?
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Nop
The next poster won't be able to solve a differential equation using the Lagragian approach to find F=ma.
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I don't know what you just said! :-[
The following poster shall recite the nursery rhyme "Little Bo Peep"!
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Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep... and doesn't know where to find them...?
You know, it's been so long since I've recited that I've completely forgotten it. Bummer.
The next poster will enlighten me?
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Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep... and doesn't know where to find them
Leave them alone and they`ll come home
Wagging their tales behind them!!!
The next poster will update their Avatar to a christmas one like mine!
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Hey, I beat you to it. Wait... is that a Christmas Kakashi?
The next poster will tell me, because I imagine it will be the above poster.
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No. It won't.
The next poster will be the one who was 1st turn Kroot Hound raped...
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Never get tired of proving you wrong.
The next poster will have been ninja'd by me.
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Dude, I'm 15!
The next poster will start a quote pyramid.
Never stopped me.
And correct! I was going to reply to the one you replied to!!!
The next person will be a Futurama fan (and thus in awe of my avatar)
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Nope! I may like Futurama but didnt recognise your avatar!
The next poster shall notice my spellling miztakes!
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I'm a grammar freak! I despise your mistakes!
The next poster will have recently gained free models.
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Nope!
The next poster shall bow down before Kon wearing a Santa hat!
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Nope.
@Mr.ZPS: When'd I say that quote in your siggy?
The next poster will ask me why I said that.
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No, I don't care; you people aren't using your awesome mind powers ( a lot of nopes going around).
The next poster has gone nearly a week without bathing within the last five years.
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Yeah.. when I was 10 I was scared of water, and therefore a bath! lol
The next poster will not know who Kon is (The teddy in my Avatar!)
P.S Vassal dude, you said that when your kroot attacked my serpent in our game!
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I know who he is, he's the teddy in your avatar.
The next person will have an amusing story from today.
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Nope!
The next poster will make, paint and play with toy soldiers!
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Nope. Who do you think I am? ::)
The next poster will comment on my new name.
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Wow you listend to me in the Noob Board!
The next poster shall also play with toy soldiers!
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All soldiers are toys; a serious game of blood, fire, and good times! (oh, and 40k too)
The next poster wears glasses or contacts, and is also likely Caucasian.
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Correct tiny simian!
The next poster is shorter than me. Trust me.
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It's possible; I'm 6 ft even.
The next poster could buy a car with the money wasted on "nerd stuff".
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Oh yeah, you're about a foot shorter than me.
And I could probably hire a hitman for the amount I've spent on this hobby.
The next poster will have went on a 60 hour Warhammer bender.
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Nope.
The next poster will not live near me.
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About two thousand kilometers away, so you're correct.
The next person will wonder where either one of us (or both) lives.
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True, where DO you live?
The next poster will not have eaten chocolate scorpions.
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You are, indeed, correct.
The below poster will be overweight.
Starky
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Only if you count my testicles........ ::)
The bellow poster plays with dolls.....aka action figures (non 40K)!!
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Well... yes?
The next poster have never been moderated.
Starky
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Hate to burst your bubble, I ain't exactly what you would call a role model.
The next poster likes jam. Sticky, gooey, sweet jam.
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Sorry for NOT being Snacty. :P
The next one prefer 3vil to Good.
Starky
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You clever person you.
The next poster likes peanut butter. Sticky, gooey, sweet and oh-so-chunky peanut butter.
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Again, I'm not snacty.
The next poster will wonder what the difference between the "below poster" and the "next poster."
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Negative, I really couldn't care less.
The next poster will see the urgent need to put a Christmas hat on their avatar.
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Indeed I will. Tommorrow.
The below poster ran the risk of being devoured by a Toad Eating Giant Monster tm.
Starky
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Oooo, so close. And by "so" I mean "not even remotely."
The poster below me will not be familiar with the music of Count Basie, and for that I pity them.
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Oops, you got me.
How about the next poster goes and listens to Man of War, because it's insanely epic?
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I will not (sleep time) but I like their music. If you can call that music. :D
The next poster is worst that poster preceding the above one.
Starky
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Ummmm, that made no sense.
The next poster will question that also.
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Correct, although it would have been wrong, had I instead posted before you instead of navigating away from the thread.
The next poster will not be Starky as it is his sleep time and he will be sleeping. (Is that a challenge?!)
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Yup.
The next poster will comment on who Noble is.
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The next poster will wonder where my response was
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I'm confused... so who am I?
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You're Noble of course ::).
The next poster will wonder why he didn't think of that.
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Ah, no. For Noble is well known to us, Goovil Masters, as the Key Rogue Agent and Eater of Things.
The next poster will pledge himself to the Christmas Enforcing Squad. Or not.
Starky
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I started it this year!
The next poster will wonder where Jimmy is.
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Eh-eh, I do not: Hiding in his closet, as always...
The next one will laugh at people affected by ridiculous neurosis.
Starky
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I won't laugh. Perhaps a quiet chuckle however...
The next poster will have a Chaos army of one flavor or another.
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Correct! And the flavor is Nurgle! Just moldy enough for my tastes. (Flavor, taste, heh heh...)
The next poster will not be able to talk to his parents (face to face) at the moment.
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Sure, I dont live with them anymore...
The next poster will friggin' Christmas his avatar. Understood?
Starky
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Done!
The next poster shall do a handstand!
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No, I haven't the skill.
The next one will have plowed snow in the last week.
Starky
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Are you kidding - we just had the first day of Summer!
The next poster will explain to me why I haven't played Vassal yet.
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Because playing actual 40K is much more fun and doesn't allow you to degrade into a lonely sits-by-the-computer-all-day-person.
The next poster had not read this whole thread before posting his first post.
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Errr, well, yeah. I got in late.
The next poster have an old PC.
Starky
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Does an old Laptop count?
The next posters username will start with the letter 's'.
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Nope an "M"
The next poster will click on THIS LINK!!
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I praise you for fooling Me.
The below poster will be Jaws.
Starky
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hey what's up?
the next poster will be jealous.
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I have a damn good reason, I can't see my girlfriend for a year and there's a couple dry humping (or close to it) next to me!
The next poster will be an ancient mayan warrior.
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By "ancient Mayan warrior", did you mean "ancient Chinese demigod"? if, so then yes, you are correct.
The next person has eaten something alive before.
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If you mean a woman, well yes...
The next poster will be horrified shocked.
Starky
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Only shocked at your lack of technique; it shows, due to how many kids you have **(well, that's not working... ;))**
The next poster will have a santy hat in their avy.
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Well, two are enough, thank you. ;) And my wife doesn't complain... Well, yes she does but... Ahem, you know what I mean.
And yes, my avatar is hatted, thanks for having noticed.
The next poster will be single.
Starky
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Hopefully not for long, but yes.
The next poster will dislike some part of Christmas.
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The part where rich people pretend to be homeless for God knows whatever reason.
"Can you spare some change?" "Why, soy uo can have another beslubbering rolex/ newly pressed suit?" Damn the North.
The next person will hate a different aspect of Christmas.
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Yup, endless parties, as in: Lack of Sleep Ltd
The next one will be just that: The next.
Starky
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Correction, I was the last!
The next poster will be frustrated by an obscure piece of technology.
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YES! My CPU won't detect and install my bloody soundcard. Grrr...
The next poster will likely have catched an internet virus at least once.
Starky
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Thanks to my "dad" and porn, yup. ruined the old computer.
The next poster will be in mild pain, but feels it was worth it.
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Meh, having flux and coughing isn't what I'd call worth it, thank you very much.
The next one had imaginary fits of fantasy and gratuitous cruelty directed toward an annoying person.
Starky
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Well, it started as imaginary...
The next person will have complex romance arrangements.
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Well, no, wrong again: I am a married man. ;)
The below poster can't drive.
Starky
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So marriage is simple then?
I kid, I kid.
And to the statement, I have a LegoLand driving license.
The next poster will have been in a case of mistaken identity.
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Pleeeenty.
The next poster will have tried installing the latest patch for the Nvidia 6 Series, only to find your display turned into 800 by 600 px and at 4bit color resolution upon restart.
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No, but I had the kind of problem you speak of before.
The next one will have won his last 40K game.
Starky
P.S. Talon, DO NOT forget to Christmas up your avvy... [Rawwr!]
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The last game was with Sancty. 2 and 2...?
The next poster would know where the #@#$@ is Blue Yoda.
[Damn, found out.]
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Toronto, a 8 hours drive from here.
The following poster will be pissed at his boss.
Starky
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Don't you dare get me started.
The next poster will have the urge to leave 40kO forever.
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No.
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The below poster will have an interesting FAIL pic too (interesting I say!).
Starky
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Yes, but I'm too lazy to put it up.
The next poster will beg me to put it up.
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Not true, so I am going to ignore your ninja and reply to Starky.
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So true! It is not everyday this happens.
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I believe that the below poster's living quarters are as filled with Warhammer stuff as mine.
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Nope. All of my stuff is stashed in a closet.
The next poster will have Christmased his avatar.
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Darn tootin. The next poster will explain why my plans for tennis get screwed by rain at the moment.
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Because I see nothing Christmas-y in your avatar.
The below poster has not heard of the Heralds of Twilight, though they should.
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Dead wrong there. You advertise it so much, that you're a banner and several threads short of being Tauir. ;)
The next poster will explain how is it i can't see the Christmas hats on some avatars.
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Whaoh, my avatar was changed!
The below poster knows what is going on?
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No idea.
The next poster will laugh along with me at this quote:
Dead wrong there. You advertise it so much, that you're a banner and several threads short of being Tauir. ;)
Hahaha. If my sig wasn't so used up with the banner and the links, I'd add it in.
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Rofl. Well played, good sir.
The poster below me will still be clueless as to what's going on.
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Nope. Read a couple of FWL's briiliant fluff pieces/stuff.
The next poster will ask for a link to the aforementioned fluff.
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Put it up if you want; it's unlikely I'll use it though.
The next poster might care more than me though.
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Might - but does'nt.
The next poster will have eaten something they probably should'nt of.
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Possibel, I am quite sick so it could actually apply to any food.
The next poster will have tasted bugs as a kid.
Starky
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Aye, had one when I went to Korea for a school trip. It has this fibrous yet otherwise tasteless, texture, and the smell is not something you want to snort.
The next poster loves curry.
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Never had curry before.
The below poster will click on this link.
http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=165485.0 (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=165485.0)
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Mwahahahhaa! I didn't! I am so Yhwh-condemned evil! Now I shall go eat some kittehs!
The next poster doesn't like eating kittehs.
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Well you caught me. 3vil though I am, I don't eat kittens.
Drowning puppies however...
The next poster will call my bluff.
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Indeed: A pic for a proof or you are lying.
The next poster need to take a shower.
Starky
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Well I eventually need to get the old blood off of me so to start over.
The next poster is a victim.
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Yeah, sure am - Victim from a psychopathic and bloody rage... Err, where's that head coming from... Oh, sorry Jawy.
The next poster had a broken nose.
Starky
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Yup. About 12 years ago or so.
The next poster will type in yellow text.
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Sorry to disappoint you.
The next poster will use the letter "e" in their post at least twice.
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Yeah, sure, why not?
The below poster will have been bitten by a dog.
Starky
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I was chased by one, and lovingly nibbled by my sister's Malteses everyday.
The next poster will be able to explain why I see two different avatars for Starky depending on which computer I use.
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Because one of the browsers needs a full refresh.
The next poster will agree.
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I agree. Just hit the 'Refresh' button.
The next one will comply, thus proving My almighty prescience.
Starky
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Yes, but not provingyour almight prescience.
The next poster will agree with me about Starky's insane ego.
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Starky does have ego issues and I believe that we are all insane; so yes, I concur.
The next poster wears diapers.
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NOooooooOO.
The next poster will agree with me about Starky's insane ego.
Starky does have ego issues and I believe that we are all insane; so yes, I concur.
Meeehh... Might is Might, you both should recognize it since the time... Jealous bastards...
The next poster is envious of someone.
Starky
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Yup.
The next poster has not christmased his avatar yet.
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Oh, there's my queue.
The next poster WILL have Christmas hatted his avatar.
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Yup. Badly, but it still is.
The next poster will top me in answering yes the the "next poster" statements.
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Don't know, didn't count.
The next poster will wonder where my christmasy avatar went.
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Hey, Talon, where'd your Christmas-y avatar go?
The poster below me will think that was the least-clever response ever.
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Probably more, actually.
The next poster will be confused at what I said.
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Only confused as to why you even bothered.
The next poster will likely care more than me though...
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How did you know?!
The below poster will keep his/her answer brief to this question, are you going to
christmas-a-tize you avatar?
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Maybe.
The next poster can't bother to do this to his/her own avatar.
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Whoops, too late...
Before this I didn't have an avatar, but everybody else was adding hats... I thought it was about time... so I Added a hat...
The next poster may find this mildly amusing.
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Spookily correct. I find the fact that you added a hat as your avatar vaguely sardonic and the subtle sub text of the note below your avatar was the perfect counter point.
The poster below has yet to start his/her Christmas shopping.
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Way to rub the salt in, I know, I know, I'll get to it, I've been busy!
The poster below will find Christmas a chore.
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Yes damn putting lights all round the outside of the house. Not looking forward to it
I think the below poster has a mysterious problem with their socks
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When it happens they go to the bin. I call this phenomena: Bare Threading tm.
The below poster like to play on the beach.
Starky
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Darn tootin'. Nothing like building a sand-fortress and debating with Iron Warriors on the strategical advantages and disadvantages of the plans.
The next poster plays Left 4 Dead!
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Does it count if I leave my victims for dead?
The next poster has almost lost a body part, or become horribly mutilated, thanks to powered tools before.
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Once, I almost lost a thumb on a sawbench. T'was funny.
The below poster will be crippled or a mutant in some way, minor or major.
Starky
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My left eye can't move towards the extreme left, and moves independantly from the other eyeball, that count?
The next poster will wonder if I was being sarcastic.
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Very true.
The below poster wants the Heralds of Twilight to be revived, if just so I can shut up about wanting them to come back.
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No, they can stay in the grave; I like to watch people suffer.
The next poster might posses a little more compassion.
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Nope.
The next poster will have an UPDATED vassal W/L/D record in their siggy.
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Nope.
The next poster will explain to us all why the Billboard in person doesn't show his own record, although it'll probably be a very liberal and personal interpretation.
Starky
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I could but due to my great intelligence if I were to tell you your eyes would melt and brain explode so for the safety of everyone I cannot divulge any information
The next poster will be missing an common article of clothing
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Oo nearly correct. I have a quite a selection of half of a pair of socks. Does that count?
The poster below will only have read pages 5 & 6 of this thread.
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Been here since the beginning of this thread, but does it count if I have likely read less than two pages of posts?
the next poster will have the answer.
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Yes it does well in my books
The below poster will be drinking some sort of beverage
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Not at the moment, although I have drunk a lot of pepsi... stupid having to drive.
The below poster will be more witty than the one above.
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When am I not?
The below poster hides the fact that they play 40k around their friends.
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No way, I roll in it like when finding fresh dead.
The next poster possesses shame.
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...Slaanesh cultist.
The next poster hasn't made their WAR Black Guard yet.
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That's for sure.
The below one is a smoker.
Starky
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Not yet, give it a few months.
The below poster will sign a petition to get Shade fired if he doesn't show up to beslubbering work some time soon.
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You have my name. Begin the writeup.
The next one will explain Me the Jester/Shade feud.
Starky
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There isn't one. We've been friends since we were in kindergarden and find it amuse to play at hating each other. He just hasn't come to work for the last month or two.
The next poster will not be followed by me, because I'm off to work myself now.
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You really call that work...? If Shade hadn't been there for that much time, I fully expect the boss just hoping he'll show up just for the pleasure of firing him. ;)
The next poster fantasised at last once to fire someone in a spectacular way.
Starky
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Literally, aye.
The next poster plays Left 4 Dead. Come on!
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beslubber YEAH! Best co-op game EVER. Find me on X-box Live: SuperJamBob
The next person is enrolled in college/university.
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That I am. In fact, I should probably have spent today working on my paper for Metaphysics.... Ah well.
The next poster bought a copy of the Battle for Macragge just for the crashed aquila.
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Haven't bought one at all, so kinda rules me out.
The next poster is behind my time-zone.
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...Or maybe I'm ahead; 'fraid I'm a little apathetic to our two locations relative to Greenwhich mean time and all.
The next poster will waste the time to enlighten us all.
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You are behind, 10/11 hours behind...
The next one didn't drink that much yesterday.
Starky
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Depends on what you mean by 'drinking'. Drinking plenty of water, yes...
The next poster will clarify so that I can stop being (deliberately) obtuse.
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No. You can get out of your little dream bubble now.
THe next poster will wonder what I meant.
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Not likely, you cattle can stay in your cute little insolated worlds; it'll make it easier when I finally place my blood soaked boot on your necks, forcing your submission to my will (for I am the Monkey God, yadda, yadda...).
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(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffailblog.files.wordpress.com%2F2008%2F04%2Fmilitia-fail.jpg&hash=77db17ac846131cdf1d5fa8dc81da7b965c9c8ea)
W00t to my 1st FAIL pic!
The next poster will have a write in english.
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Pourquoi? Je sais qu'il y a plusieurs personnes ici qui peuvent lire en Français!
J'espère que la prochaine personne comprend ce que j'ai écris....
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Bien sur.
The next poster will decide if Pogo's FAIL pic better represent: Sanctjud or Jawmonkey.
Starky
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Hmm... I'm going with Jawmonkey. Sorry dude, I know its bad, but I think it would have to be a worse pic to represent Sancty :P.
The next poster will NOT find such a pic. I don't want to know.
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I did - Closeup on Snacty's loving lips:
(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi49.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ff297%2Fbabyteardrop_45%2Flove%2520and%2520cherries%2Fthsintongue.jpg&hash=9ce035de8642cdf80ab92dfc9dab26a6beee84a6)
The next one can find something worse.
Starky
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I could, but I won't.
That pic couldn't be me, not enough back hair, too much clothes, too much tan, and I'm blonde, other than that... likely.
The next poster thought that strange picture was hot.
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Not at all.
The next poster will agree with me.
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Sweet Mary mother of Jesus and all her wacky nephews, he's right!
The next poster will not know what I was referencing.
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I get the Wacky part (all fellow Vassal players will know what I mean).
The next poster will have vassal.
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I do have Vassal! How did you know?!?!
The next poster will be interested in Vassal after reading this.
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Kinda - was already interested. Hell, I have it. I just need to play a game ><
The next poster will have already done so.
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So clever!
The next poster will have played Left 4 Dead before.
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How can i not, its a highly anticipated game for a long time! Er, ain't that right Zoey?
The next poster uses Francis in Left 4 dead
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Christ how did you know this? Well I did in the demo but havent got the full game yet.....
The next poster doesn't care about strategy in warhammer, they just run as fast as possible towards the nearest enemy guns blazing!
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Well, since I actually like to win, no.
The next one will ask Me to Christmas up his avatar if it hasn't been done already.
Starky
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"Please, Starky, could you Christmas my avatar up?" ;D
The next poster will be sick of Christmas already, even though it isn't even here yet.
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No. But I shall do something
to for your avatar...
The next poster was a nerd at school.
Starky
Edit: Also, there's your avvy Snike ;)
(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi184.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fx187%2FStarrakatt%2F40KOnline%2Fzavatar_34799.png&hash=8989efd07e892db703faad69307363ee9408613c)
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Certainly, but that's a pretty easy go when you're posting on a 40k site.
It's almost like saying...
The next poster is under the age of 72.
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Hey mate, W00T!!
The below poster in times past had a silly hat. And got ribbed about it.
Starky
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Uh oh, Starky and I are online at the same time. Brace for impact!
Yes, I did have a silly hat (depending on your definition), but never really got teased over it.
The next poster will have a better computer than my poor old laptop.
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Define: old. Mine is a Dual Core, 3.2 Ghtz, almost 3 years old now...
The next one will laugh at me for a reason he'll explain. Or else...
Starky
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Meehehheheeehaahaah a. Because my computer is older than yours.
The next poster should get Left 4 Dead.
Woohoo, billboardin'.
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Probably, but I have nothing to play it on, so it kinda wouldn't work too well for me.
HAH, you lied Starky. 1.5gHtz is my laptop, and a whopping 33.2 gig of space.
Uh, the next poster will pity me.
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Fine: I pity you.
The next one have too much free time.
Starky
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Yes. How'd you know?
The next poster will tell me have played my on Vassal.
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The next poster will instead RAGE at your terrible grammar.
The next poster will offer me a game on Vassal at any time between now and 24 hours from now.
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Yes. Now.
The next poster will log onto Vassal now for a game.
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Hur hur hur, rgr that. I'm a Vassal virgin, so be gentle.
The next poster will see me there.
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I Will
Ninjed. I am already logged on. However it is too late for Me, you should have asked/logged in two hours ago...
The next one shall have remorses...
Starky
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Indeed I shall. Gomenosai!
The next poster will tell me I have a terrible ability to render Japanese words into English.
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Yes, you have. Bu take heart as I'm no better. ;)
Th next poster is awful.
Starky
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Awfully awesome!
The next poster will comment about the change in avatar. Gimme till tonight to christmas it up again.
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Not really.
The next poster will notice that I'm on Vassal again, *hint hint Toad_Raier.
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Swing and a miss.
The next poster will not know how MOSFETs work.
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Gesundheit.
The next poster will have had soup for lunch.
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Does blood count? It did start to coagulate towards the end.
The next poster won't appreciate the rejuvinating effects of young human blood as much.
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Younggins are too pulpy for my taste... too much work for the refreshing taste.
The next poster will be handier with a juicer.
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I quit playing Rifts years ago; didn't like megadamage. ;)
The next poster knows what I'm talking about.
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Yeah, old times... :)
The next one did other kind of RPGs.
Starky
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Yeah, those were the days. I always said being a slavemaster had to be the best job ever; berate and beat your coworkers and they love you for it.
The next poster is more slave than master though.
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Aaaah, no. I was more the slavemaster type, taking pleasure in making players (kin and friends) suffer and grind teeth...
The nexr one has been a more normal kind of Game Master...
Starky
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Even better. I make the games.
The next poster will get on Vassal for a game.
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What's vassal? Honestly, I have seen it I think and I don't know what it is about. Someone enlighten me.
The next guy won't enlighten me. ;)
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There you go: http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=172289.0 (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=172289.0)
The next poster will have a precise question.
Starky
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Yeah, but its too deep for you dolts (has to do with Velcro, subatomic particles, jelly beans, and their connections to Lincoln's influences towards string theory).
The next poster's brain would explode if I asked them that question.
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Joke's on you, I have long since evolved beyond the need for a physical brain...
The next poster will be some form of extraterrestrial.
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We are all some form of extraterrestrial. Either we were formed by heavenly magic or an asteroid/meteorite/chunk of rock that crashed into Earth is our daddy.
The poster below would like a bike for Christmas to make up for all the times he asked for one but never got one.
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And you just ruined my question Mr Scar ;)
I don't want no bicycles. I have legs for walking.
The next poster will judge a close friend to be sibling.
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Indeed.
The below poster will hate Winter...
Starky
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One of my profs once said that "one has to rebel against another person; you cannot rebel against nature... except Winnipeg winters."
I can't say as I hate winter (camping in the snow is fun; and there is no risk of bears!), but some days.... *brrr!*
The next poster will live south of the Canada/US border.
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If by south you mean England, then yes.
The next poster will scoff my Britishness (yet, I am Irish)
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I can't, I would just feel too bad picking on a people that Europe hated so much that they stuck them on an island away from everyone else.
The next poster won't be as nice.
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Nah. It just doesn't seem right to pick on Australians* like that.
...oh, you meant the other island filled with unwanted people! Silly me!
(*Continents are just really big islands when you get right down to it.)
But seriously, I'm too nice.
The next poster will likely disagree with me in some way.
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Of course, you have a Tau rank; obviously, I should have to physically stab you if we meet in real life.
"You like that? Its for the greater good, now die!"
I would likely have to be even less humane to the next poster.
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I'll call the humane society!
wait....
I predict the next poster will have a cheeseburger, in a Mcdonalds, in southern Pittsburg, at around 3:41PM on a Saturday, and there's a guy named Arnold Hickory working the cash register.
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Uhhh, close, but no.
The next poster will be able to solve a Rubik's Cube.
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Eventually. One of these days. Maybe.
The next poster cheats.
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Only with you baby. :-*
Rubik's cubes are easy once you memorize the algorithms ::)
The next poster has created a 9x9 cube, but it was subsequently confiscated by geeks who claimed, "its for the greater good that this never sees the light of day again."
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Not really, more like 11 X 13.
The next poster will believe that I lied...
Starky
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I have my doubts; I thought it was geometrically impossible to make a cube beyond 8 x 8, or something like that.
The next geek poster, knows the answer!
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hmmm... I am a geek, but I think you misjudged the required levels.
The next poster will admit my godhood.
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Or severe lack thereof.
The next poster lacks more divinity than me (the Monkey GodTM).
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You're right, I do lack divinity. I don't need it. I'm so awesome I'm more than a god.
The next poster will be in awe of me. So much so that he will pass out because he forgets to breathe.
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I'm so awesome I'm no more than a god dog.
There, fixed your typos, you're welcome! ;) woof!woof!
The next poster is little more than cattle.
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well, most humans do share about 80% of their genes(I'm estimating here) with other mammals. And a god is really just a human with really cool powers and worshippers and all. So yeah, You're actually right.
I'm so awesome I'm no more than a god dog.
There, fixed your typos, you're welcome! ;) woof!woof!
Thank you, but you got it wrong (you seem to be doing that a lot today, you should tell your psychiatrist). It should be: daM doG. and if you read that backwards, you may get what I'm referencing.
I predict the next poster will get what I am referencing.
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I'm less "Mad" and more malevolent; at least IMHO.
The next poster will likely need therapy.
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not quite, but I often wonder if others think I am insane.
I predict the next poster will be someone who...
paints their demon prince blue, yet doesn't make it tzeentchian!
yes, I mean you!
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Nope. Don't have a DP and don't plan to.
The next poster will log onto Vassal and watch my horrible fail to Big D.
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I hate watching fail.
The poster Vassalbates (in more ways than one).
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Don't you know it.
The below poster agrees when I say not to single out people in threads like these to respond (looks at Cripple).
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I AGREE!!!
The below poster expected this to be Cripple's post.
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Not really, I got here first.
Now the below Poster agrees this should be Cripple's.
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Nope.
The next poster will NOT be cripple.
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Its like you have foresight or something.
The below poster does not have foresight or something.
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According to you, or my boss?
The next poster will have immense wisdom and ego.
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BOOYA!
The next poster will be Tauir, as no one else is on at the moment.
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Nope. Who do you think you are?
The next poster will remark about how FWL condoned single person posting and then did it himself.
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I shall do no such thing.
The below Poster.. aww screw it, Tauir, knows that Vassal is awesome.
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YES!
The next poster will be playing Srasmus.
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LIES! Srasmus4.
Tauir knows the horrors of the Wacky.
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Depends. (S)he is pretty nice to me. Sheduled a game next week too.
The next poster will comment on why I like Wacky.
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Yes. You're crazy.
The below poster will agree with me.
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yes, he is, with a name like that.
The next poster will one day come to rue his insulting of me.
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I'd need to insult you first... git ;)
The next poster will think highly of me.
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Only as high as I regard the rest of humantiy... as cattle.
The next poster can type while chewing their cud at the same time.
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Nope. I can type whilst eating but that's not the same. I would need to be a ruminant to chew cud. To be a ruminant I would need at least 3 stomachs. The only time I regurgitate is after beer and I wouldn't want to chew that again.
The poster below has just finished doing something when he should of being doing something else.
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Yeah, was playing my console when I should be studying for my last paper tomorrow.
The next person visits the toilet at least 4 times a day.
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True. Quite why I visit I'm not sure it never has anything interesting to say and I never get offered a drink.
The poster below will tell Russ29, in a motherly fashion, that passing exams is far more important than playing console games.
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"Russ, get your work done or you won't see your damn console for the next month!" Like that?
The next poster will not be that lenient...
Starky
P.S. @Alienscar: Your avatar isn't Christmased. DO IT.
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Hat it or be destroyed by my pink fury.
The next poster has never seen my pink fury in action.
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If it's even remotely akin to My Yellow or Red Fury tm then you'll be sorry if you do not Christmas up your own avatar...
The next poster fantasised about doing something bad to his boss.
Starky
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A long time ago, your statement was true... fortunately for me, I have one of the best jobs going now, with a great boss.
Now on to the business at hand.
The next poster should disregard all things said by those above them, as we are simply very bored, or very silly, or both.
CaHG
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Yeah, I know I should... [sigh] What were you saying already... Can't be arsed to remember...
The next poster is not as silly murderously dangerous as me.
Starky
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No, I'm more so.
The next poster would die by my hands to early.
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I'd like to see that.
The below poster haven't Christmased his avatar, thus being wrong.
Starky
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Ha ha I've Christmased my Avatar as instructed so therefore I am right.
The poster below knows someone, that knows someone, that knows someone that works at GW headquarters.
PS
"Russ, get your work done or you won't see your damn console for the next month!" Like that?
LOL, yes I like that a lot.
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Very likely; propbably the guy who folds the boxes...
The next poster would have a heart attack if he made their payroll.
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Especialy if it was my own money.
Th below poster will explain why snow melt.
Starky
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I would, but...no.
The next poster will become overcome with vassalbating.
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Nope, but I know why snow would melt - Its summer, dummy
The next poster will disagree with me
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Nope, nothing but agreement here comrade!
The next poster might however.
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Correct. The seasons are nothing but a random set of words created by mankind to describe the atmospheric changes that occur due to the Earth's relative distance to the Sun and are therefore meaningless.
The poster below has already hung their Christmas decorations and put the tree up.
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Nope, my mum did though. The only decorations are on the tree though...
The next person puts more care into decoration
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I care so deeply I've put none up at all. Not at home anyway.
The next poster won't mention a certain seasonal holiday at all...
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I won't, although I'll have a full 17 days vacation for said non mentioned seasonal holyday...
The below poster is overcome by lust at least once a month.
Starky
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Heh.
The below poster knew that the previous post would set my ears tingling.
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Indeed, although I didn't knew that you would be the one answering.
The next poster had necrophiliac thoughts.
Starky
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If that means having something going on with a hot female ghost, then you're probably right.
The next poster thinks he is less funny than his best friend.
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No. My best friend is...weird.
The next poster will dance badly.
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::) Umm yeah sure Im doing it as I type! ::)
The next poster will accuse me of lying.
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Yes.
The next poster will come onto Vassal.
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I wish I could!
the next poster will smash Captin Wacky around the face with a pig!
(Im not joking, use a big, fat, pink one!)
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Who the hell is that? I demand a reason before I smash people with pigs, that'd hurt!
The next poster will answer my query.
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Who the hell is that? I demand a reason before I smash people with pigs, that'd hurt!
The next poster will answer my query.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Wacky (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Wacky) Not the most credible site, but it'll do. Two possible people it seems.
Captain Wacky is:
* A nickname for former prime minister of Australia Paul Keating.
* A nickname for Homer Simpson of The Simpsons.
The person who has posts next has a Guitar hero, air guitar rocker.
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No, I haven't. But I did play the thing.
The next poster won't bother to fix your quote brackets.
Starky
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Lies, for it is me. Again.
The below poster is drinking Tea.
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Liar liar pants on fire. Drinking Lime cordial. It's very nice.
The below poster is posting from the... northern hemisphere.
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W00T! Incrrredible! Forrrrmidable! Fannnntasticccc!
The below poster isn't quite sane.
Starky
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*twitch* No, I promise I am sane... when medicated
The below poster has yet to put a Christmas hat on their avatar.
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You caught me; I've yet to fight an Eldar/Elf army recently, sorry.
The next poster will care more about sissy Christmas hats than me.
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Oh yeah!
The next poster shall strip!
(Please dont be Sanct)
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No.
The next poster will wonder what ZPS is thinking.
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Only wonderin' if they could handle my sexy! :-*
The next poster couldn't strip for money.
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What is this thing you call money?
The next poster shall think I am weird.
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It's like you read my mind.
The next poster will verbally attack Djay in his thread.
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Gimme a link. ;)
The next poster won't provide the link.
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Go Doggy Go!
http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=174841.40 (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=174841.40)
THe next poster will post something in the thread.
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*Posts something outside of thread*
The next poster will have posted previously in this thread.
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Yup.
Now go post/attack Djay in some way.
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Wow. Its funny, cause I just did. Do we all hate Djay?
The next poster will be SPARTAN.
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What is your fefinition of SPARTAN? Whatever it is, Me > SPARTAN.
The below poster wll know about T-Dog's fate - Looks like Djay is following the same path...
Starky
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Yup. Got told by 5th Wind.
The next poster will predict Djay will get banned.
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How about I ask who the hell that is first? Is he that bad?
The next poster will give me a handy link or two.
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Go Doggy Go!
http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=174841.40 (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=174841.40)
There.
The next poster will have no affinity with frogs.
Starky
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Frogs? I suppose there are two evil Djays...
The next poster will be a eldar player.
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Yeah.
The next one plays loosy IGs.
Starky
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IG, affirmative.
It turns out that Djay changed his name to Djovic or something.
The next poster wishes to flame him in all possible ways.
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Not really.
The next poster will comment on all this Djay hate.
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Only in that I have no clue about your petty forum politics, nor do I know who Djay is.
The next poster will be tempted to explain on some level, but ultimately choose not to.
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He has issues and ... more issues.
The next poster will have read my bat rep raping Quigon.
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Heh, that was funny. Silly poster is silly.
Oh, not yet. But I will now, I think just for kicks.
The next poster will have beaten me to it.
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Not yet, not yet...
The below poster will notice the same thing as I in your visible profile... Being downgraded in Title does suck...
Starky
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Not really.
The next poster will accuse Starky of being a "nosy" person.
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Actually no, I'm the stalker here.
The next poster will be Djay's BFF.
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Actually no, I'm the stalker here.
The next poster will be Djay's BFF.
Depends, what'd BFF mean?
The next poster will be awed by my amazying will to stay awake.
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I'm only amazed that you didn't know BFF stands for 'Best Friends Forever.'
The next poster has had a car accident in the past.
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yep, rode straight into a car. good times. killed my crotch for a day or two as well.
the next poster will wish to comment on this action of mine
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Sure. Missing Father's Day?
The next poster has another interpretation for BFF.
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I do but it is hardly forum appropriate...
The next poster will have a vague idea about "my" interpretation of B.F.F.
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Burning flame fire? Nah, I got nothing.
The next poster will do better.
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Yeah, it involves drug laden parrots or a whole new adjective that suggests drooling.
The next poster loves the forum censor.
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Indeed, so the Udders of Thothly funny.
The next poster have some form of addiction.
Not really.
The next poster will accuse Starky of being a "nosy" person.
His Title under his name changed... ::)
Starky
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Killin' ;)
The next poster is on my red list.
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Really? [crack knuckles]
The next poster shall suffer, sooner or later.
Starky
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I'm already suffering, I've been stricken down by illness for the past 3 days.
The next poster won't be getting what they want for Christmas.
-
Well, I have no particular expectations, so...
The next poster will be tired of always have to answer Me...
Starky
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Nope your wrong!
The next poster shall be ninja'd at some point today.
-
Already happened ;D
The next poster shall be lazored.
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No?
@Ninjaed!: Heh, why not?
The next one like a bit of cruelty from time to time.
Starky
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muahahaha.... i have no comment...
The next poster is in the mood for a good laugh today.
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Im always in the mood for a laugh!
The next poster is Grumpy!
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Humpbug, oh wait, wrong grumpy.
The below poster would love to combine Naruto with Dragonball and have a roseng-ah-me-ah-me-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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No, I'd like to combine them so that a single bonfire would eliminate both with less expense.
The next poster will write a batrep within the week.
Starky
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Maybe... games are only on Saturday, w/ Sat. night and some time on Sunday to finish....
The below poster has told me to stop stalking them in the past.
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I am the one who do the stalking here.
The next poster actively participated in the death of a random animal.
Starky
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I dropped a mouse by accedent once. Crippled it, then it dragged it's self under an aisle. So, yes.
Um, the below poster enjoys Ginger Beer.
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It is not bad, yeah...
The below poster will understand the motivation behind spam.
Starky
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Food when you don't have any.
The below poster will start a flame war in the Chaos Boards.
-
Who do you want banned? Not everyone is T-Dog's fodder...
The next poster will understand Snack-D's (lol) motivations.
Starky
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Porn mostly.
The next poster will be pleased to know that I will no longer be be-atching about Shade not showing for work.
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I am pleased there no sexual harrassment case.
The Below poster... likes to be on top........
-
Trust me, the one under me likes it too.
The next poster will traditionally use colored text.
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Yep, green is best.
The below poster was under the above poster.
-
No, top that time. Spicing things up with variety.
The next poster also have a dog.
Starky
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Sorry nope, I have a Starky.
The next poster will be a registered SS Waffen member.
-
likely in a previous life; I've dropped the prejudice, but have retained the military discipline since then though.
The next poster is of weaker stock.
-
I've been called militaristic and I've had a teacher call me gay, take your pick.
The next poster thinks Shade owes me a rematch of Saturday's game. I'm confident enough that I'll lay a days music control on my win.
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Yup, can't wait.
(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi184.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fx187%2FStarrakatt%2Fvipside1.jpg&hash=ebd15460d49076694a33e7295ecb4aa89c7829ca)
The next poster will laugh at defeat.
Starky
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No.
The next poster will likely have hatted his avatar.
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How cunning.
The next one will laugh at victory.
Starky
-
Well, I laugh at myself a lot, so yes.
The next poster will laugh at Starky fail. me not reading two posts up to see if that idea had been used already.
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Hahahahahahahahaha.
The next poster will comment on plain text being unncecessary.
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On the contrary, I think it's very necessary.
The next poster will be ever so grateful there's someone interesting in this thread.
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Yeah, as soon as I find them.
The next poster is relatively mild and boring.
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Almost, but no quite.
7h3 n3x7 po573r 3nvi35 my 5p311ing 5ki115.
TRANSLATED
The next poster envies my spelling skills.
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Gets frustrated, yes, envies, no. Anyway I actually skipped it straight away to the translated version. Sorry 'bout wasting your time. ::)
The next poster will also see the translated one first, and does not envy Jakinder's spelling skills.
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Wholeheartedly agree.
The below poster like is eggs like Sanctjud's: A bit gooey.
Starky
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I love my eggs that way. I love all eggs, but especially eggs that way.
The next poster will be posting on the more reasonable side of 3:00 AM (unlike me)
-
I do. Be unlike I mean. You. How are?
The next poster will NOT like like cherry picking/sorting. ::)
Starky
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Nope, I throw them all into the same big pot and cook them up!
The next poster will fit in said pot.
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I imagine I would. Despite being 6'1" I'm quite compact.
The next poster will try to turn that into an innuendo.
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InYOURendo.
The next person will have laughed at that.
-
Errr...
The next one will be less subtle.
Starky
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I will rape you when I get the chance.
The below poster watches Bleach.
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No. Although I may one day. I actually watch the Vampire Princess Miyu tv series.
The next poster will have interests in anime outside of pr0n.
Starky
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Bible Black is not Pr0n it's Hentai.
The below poster likes the highschool uniforms.
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This poster doesn't think that anime skirt length's reflect R/L ones... ::)
The enxt one has interests in anime other than hentai.
Starky
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Does Yuri count?
The next poster has interest in Hentai other than plot.
-
Nope. Though I do know what you speak of...sigh.
The next poster will wish this thread turns its path.
-
About time.
The next poster revel in horror movies.
Starky
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Brrr. Nope. I'm kicking zombie ass in L4D though, which is strangely brave on my part.
The next poster will point out that L4D is more of an action game, rather than a horror one.
-
Barring the witches Left 4 Dead isn't remotely scary. And it's more the sounds that accompany them than the actual witch.
The next poster would watch a L4D hentai.
-
That exists?
The next one will find what happened to the dinosaurs mildly amusing.
Starky
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Sadly, I don't worship Khorne.
THe next person will be addicted to BibleBlack (What is that BTW?)
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There you go. (http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=bible+black)
Feel free to click on the link in public, but be careful if there are people around :P.
The next poster will also advocate caution.
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Yes I do. (ninjaed!)
@Betty: Santjud's and Jester's bedside Bible. You don't want to know.
The next poster won't enjoy My beer as much as I.
Starky
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I don't enjoy beer at all, so that's a safe bet.
The next poster will understand I need to leave to Christmas shop now!
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Yes I do, I am Myself late on this.
The below poster is wearing glasses.
Starky
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Nope. Contacts.
The next poster is demanding my Eldar pictures of me.
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DO IT NOW! (no idea what you are talking about)
THe next poster will have an idea about what Tauir is talking about.
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Sure do buddy!
The next poster will be amazingly foolish.
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Yup. Amazing as can be.
The next poster will consider themself a tavern diety.
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Not at all.
The next poster will point out a grammatical mistake on this page.
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Nah, can't be bothered. Just proved my tavern skills.
Quote the post above yours Tauirs, you'll see! The next poster will see my cunning trap.
NINJAS ><
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Sure do buddy!
The next poster will be amazingly foolish.
NO. HA!
The next poster will be cunnier than Me.
Starky
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No. I fell for it too.
The next poster will note that highlighting works also.
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Indeed it does. Maybe next time you'll do that to my posts. Gotta be a little less trusting of the Lord of 3vil!
The below poster will highlight this one (just in case). Not that I'm putting anything bad here.
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No, I'm not playing to your foolish mind games.
The next poster believe something is ominous ( ). They are also crazy...
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Your hidden black text trick fail due to some typo mistake. :-\
The next poster will brake the trend of hidden black text tricks, bringing a new age of prosperity to this thread. or FAIL!
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Nope.
The next poster will come on Vassal
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You fail!!!
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You indeed fell into my own black hidden text trick :P
And sadly some obligations prevent me to do anything else at the moment, especially stuff like Vassal.
The next poster will utterly hate Willard Quine or won't know him at all.
-
How true
The next person will fail or they won't
-
Of course I won't. You can't use an old trick twice or could you?
The next poster thinks he is disgustingly smart
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Nah, I just get lucky and highlight things sometimes by accident 8)
The poster below will buy me a Reaver Titan ;D
-
I'll buy you one the day I'll have enough money to buy one for myself ;)
The next poster will curse Willard Quine because he kept awake the whole night :'(
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No, thats good - The tiried you are, the weaker.
The next poster will have issues with cops.
Starky
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I hope not, one more ticket and I loose my license :(
The next poster will be a forum troll.
-
Only in the Tavern.
The next poster will have been warned for spam, flame or trolling.
Starky
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Yes, at one point I said in the Necron forum that playing them required about as much skill as masturbating and had roughly the same effect.
The next poster will either agree or play Necrons.
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I neither agree, nor play.
The next poster will have no positive image about me.
-
Wrong, you did hat your avvy. ;)
The next poster had some kind of violence orientated thought in the last days.
Starky
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I was worried about a kid I saw getting beaten up. Then I thought helped him with the bullies. Or at least I thought I did...
The next poster had trouble understanding my post.
-
Not at all. You're simply unsure of whether you did the right thing in helping the kid.
I think.
The next poster will have an 'eadache.
-
Quite on target; I didn't get enough sleep last night.
The below poster is somewhat irritable.
-
Quite on target; I didn't get enough sleep last night.
The next poster will ask a question that will result in the above reply.
-
...what?
The below poster chuckled.
-
Uhhhh.....No.
The next poster will have at least 1000 posts in the tavern.
-
Not even close!
The next poster would do anything for money.
-
Nope.
The next poster is nearly broke.
-
Yes sadly :'(
The next poster was at some point accused of grammar Nazism.
-
not accused, but a supporter of the grammar. Long live the grammar! Correct spelling and punctuation for all! And correct word choices!
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No.
The below poster is up too late.
-
Nope. Nowadays I'm just awake too early.
The poster below is divorced.
-
Wrong, not even married. Better luck next time.
The poster below will be male! (Ph3ar my aw3sum pr3diction p0w3rz.)
-
You cannot predict, but you can state the obvious. ;D
The next poster likes to sing and dance in the bathroom
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Well I dont know about dance :P
The next poster can talk the talk, but can they walk the walk?
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Walk and talk? At the same time!
The poster below is proficient at some sort of Martial Art.
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Not yet, but one day, I'll be one awesome ninja ;)
The next poster will have a huge ego.
-
More like colossal.
The next poster will find an innuendo in my post.
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Careful talking about me; you're close to libel.
The next poster has a tiny problem.
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I'll say, put it away Jawmonkey ::)
The next poster will have seen Shaun of the Dead
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Only some parts.
The next poster will be a Starship Trooper fan.
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The book only, the movies are awful.
The below poster has been raped by Sanctjud.
Starky
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I don't think someone can be raped by Sanctjub and live to tell.
The next poster has raped Sanctjub.
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I've consentually traumatized Sanctjud, but nothing for Sanctjub.
The next poster...will go to the thread I'm about to make.
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I just did.
The next poster will place a bet!
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I bet...a *cough*.
The below poster will have read my sig.
-
It's all the same.
The next poster will agree. Unless it's Sanctjud.
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I indeed agree.
The next poster will have enough willpower to keep his convictions.
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TS suck.
The next poster has a job.
-
Legally no, mostly so they can pay me well under minimum wage in credit.
The below poster wouldn't work under those conditions even if it was at their LGS on a day they'd be there anyway.
-
Uhhh no.
The next poster will have a high-paying job (at least 50-60 a year).
-
Ahhahahaha no. It's called an allowance over here.
The next poster knows what I'm working at.
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Yes.
The next poster thought (like I) Talon had a job.
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meh, i didn't care.
The next person has had an experience with bleach
-
BANKAI!!!!!!!!!
Next poster knows his bankai is in his pants.
-
Yeah, I want to Bankai all over the world!
The next poster owns an umbrella.
-
Nope. I stroll with a child over my head.
They next poster likes children. Be careful on how you respond.
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I hope i do, i have 3!
The next poster won't be up at 7am on Xmas day.
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No, I wrap the presents the night before.
The next poster isn't finished shopping yet.
-
I guess not starting and not finishing are one in the same.
The below poster leaves tree shaped cookies for Santa.
-
Nope.
The next poster believes in Santa.
-
Yes.
The next poster will wonder when I'll post My nominations for the different board Awards...
Probably tommorrow or Monday...
Starky
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Hmm I wonder when Starrakatt will post in the different board Awards. It's just not interesting until he/she/it makes an appearance.
The favourite TV programme of the poster below was cancelled this year.
-
No, south park will live forever :p
The below poster is also a south park fan.
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Yes I am!
The next poster (And everyone else with half a mind) shall help me write a song! (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=175276.0)
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no, thats what the internets for.
The next poster lives for the past.
-
If by saying living for the past meaning I keep reminiscing(check spelling), then yes.
The next poster lives to eat.
-
No, this poster eats to live.
The next poster will post something I can discuss and then link me to said post. (Tau boards would be awesome :D)
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4th ed FoF ftw!
The next person will know what i'm talking about.
-
But of course.
THE FISH OF FURY IS NOT DEAD! LONG LIVE SWIMMING WITH THE FISHES!
The next person wont think I'm crazy.
-
Uh huh, let's humour you, shall we?
The next poster is thinking of getting Left 4 Dead.
-
no, i'm not a semi necrophiliac. (no offence meant)
but please spare us your questions for that game.
the next poster has or is getting a wii.
-
Nope.
The next poster knows what they're getting for Christmas.
-
Nope, but I have an idea.
The next poster never liked to go to the beach
-
And I live in Australia. Hmmm, i don't think so!
Beach FTW!
The next poster at some point has been interested in Tau (4th ed FoF FTW!)
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My one and only army baby. It's looking to get some light vehicle loving soon (Tetras and piranha's look like fun.)
I'm also considering getting a titan I saw rules for in the latest FireBase.
3 Structure point titan BS4 13 12 10 with 2 heavy railguns or 1 heavy railgun & 1 TL Titan Heavy Burst Cannon
Heavy Railgun:
Str 10 AP 1 Ordanance\Titan-Killer
Heavy Railgun (submunition):
Str 10 AP 1 Ordanance\Large Blast
Heavy Burst Cannon:
Str 6 AP 4 Heavy 6
Oh, and it can move 36" a turn if it fires no guns.
For 650 points. Not to shabby at all. I mean, they're not comparable to the imperiums titans, but for 650 points...I could reliably put that in my 'ard Boys List (assuming they actually allowed titans (https://www.40konline.com/Smileys/default/rolleyes.gif)) and still being able to field most of my regular 2000 point army.
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The next poster will point out something that's missing. Again.
L4DL4DL4DL4DL4DL4DL4DL4DL4DL4DL4DL4DL4D
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As always when people get too excited. Especially when talking about their favourite armies, and Locke, high 5 for tau!
Before I get too carried away, the next poster never gets carried away by their favourite armies.
-
Not as I know.
The next poster will try to prove me wrong.
-
How would we know? You only spend time in the Rumour Mill and lately, the Tavern.
Whoooop.
The next poster will raise a cynical eyebrow.
-
(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gamerevolution.com%2Fimages%2Fmisc%2FImage%2Fraised_eyebrow.jpg&hash=ebadeaf6c1a999bae32669121444b175997b6674)
The next poster will know why Spock is holding a cat.
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Uh-uh, Vulkan diet.
The next one is late for Christmas shopping.
Starky
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Chris..what?
The next poster likes the new Vassal Child Board.
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I would if I knew what you're talking about. Linky please?
The next one haven't played a decent 40K game for some time.
Starky
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Caught.
The next poster will tell me what they think about me starting Saim-Hann.
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Do it, moc is so much more nicer than Starky.
The next poster will be an angry Starky.
-
How would we know? You only spend time in the Rumour Mill and lately, the Tavern.
I'm on the IG boards from time to time too ::)... but ok that's totally true ;D
I'm not an angry starky but the next poster will surely be.
The next poster was banned yesterday.
-
Well i'm not an angry starky or was banned.
The next poster knows Sanctjud is obsessed with Vassal.
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We *all* know how obsessed Sanctjud is with Vassal.
The next poster is truly the chosen of Khorne.
-
Tremble before my might
The next poster will realize I'm referring to Fantasy.
-
No I do not, although I want to start a Khorne deamon army - magnetised to fit for either 40K or Fantasy.
The next poster doesn't believe I am that humble.
Starky
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No, you kinda debunked yourself.
The next poster will post something in large font!
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AS YOU WISH Ô LORD OF GOOVIL!
The next poster will have issues with pirates.
Starky
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I am ninja. Of course I have issues with those parrot loving, wooden leg bastards!
The next poster is a pirate.
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No. [rawrr!]
The next poster is a liar (sometimes).
Starky
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No.
The next poster is most likely notStarky.
-
No, I'm a letter above in the alphabet.
The next poster will probably be Starky though.
-
Indeed.
The next will find that we have too much free time.
Starky
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I never used to post here... Dammit Starky I blame you (you make it seem so fun...)
The next poster will have little to no sympathy.
-
Pfft.
The next poster will realize that Raktra might have answered my question a little wrongly...
-
Sure, the only Taverners who are rightfully right are the Lords of Goovil (And screw the Inquisition).
The next poster will know of Goovil.
Starky
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Well YEAH, but that's a given. I am the Lord of 3vil, after all. Helped create the whole thing.
The next poster will be suitably impressed.
-
Meh.
The next poster opposes Goovil.
-
Right on cue for my re-appearance!
The next poster will join my Anti-Goovil Defense Force.
-
Well considering that Starky, Toad Raider and who know, sanctjub are in it, then why not?
The next poster will probably a pro-goovil sider, no matter what it is.
-
I suppose so... I got fed well in my Goovil days...
The next poster will also remember the Goovil days...
-
But of course. The pie is probably still in the oven of Mt Doom, too.
The below poster will know what I'm referring to.
-
I do.
The next poster will probably be a midget in a bikini.
-
Whoa, how did you know?
The next one won't be Rasmus, although he's lurking in there right now, probably looking for someone to ban.
Starky
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Yup I'm not, but I wouldn't mind his powers banning people. ;D
The next poster is an old taverner.
-
Nope, i'm quite youthful and rarely ever visit these parts
The next poster will be able to solve a rubiks cube
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I probably *could* if I had too, but I don't think I ever shall.
The next poster will not be having a white Christmas.
-
by the looks of it your right :D
the next poster will be getting some 40k models for x-mas
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Purchased them today, baby 8) From evil Lord Zakarius of GW Bristol.
The next poster will inform as to what Goovil and 3vil are
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I praise your ignorance. There it is: Linky 1 (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=81586.msg1722689#msg1722689) and Linky 2. (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=81586.msg1726465#msg1726465)
The next poster can't match the potency of Goovil.
Starky
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I don't match it, I surpass it.
The next poster is in awe at how well VASSAL has treated me.
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No, not until you admit your boast and retract from your Goovil heresy.
The next poster is green with envy.
Starky
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I'm looking in a mirror, can't help myself.
The next poster is T Dog's BFF.
-
No, that would be D-Jay.
The next one is will lose a game Saturday...
Starky
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And Still win the Tourney...funny enough that's entirely possible.
The next poster might be there to witness it.
-
I hope so.
The next poster has an irrational fear...
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I do. Its of porta-potty's. And it is because of an x-files I watched when I was very young. Scared me S***less literally.
The next poster will be scared of public speaking more-so than dying.
-
Old Seinfeld joke, or something along those lines.
The next poster liked my post in the praise thread about masterbating.
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Haven't read it, but I doubt it.
The below poster is actually Sanctjud while I'm writing this. Freaky huh.
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Ye gawds, no.
The next poster dreamt of being Sanctjud.
-
No. Careful; saying stuff like that could get you banned.
The next poster may as well be Sancty.
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What?
Next Poster is a tripod.
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(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.germes-online.com%2Fdirect%2Fdbimage%2F50193825%2FLightweight_Tripod.jpg&hash=303980373bbb9ca154bdcb917064dac6c3873118)
Curses, I've been discovered!? But how?
Wait... what?
The next poster knows what the hell Sancty is on about.
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I praise you to watch more Austin Powers.
The Next Poster will 'GET IN MA BELLY!!"
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(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.adiumxtras.com%2Fimages%2Fpictures%2Fchuck_norris_random_fact_generator_6_3957_2224_image_2578.jpg&hash=c247864ced422efef2d753e499781c18e66de7a1)
Wow!
The next poster fear the sheer randomness this thread is heading in.
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I embrace it.
The Next poster will get Bible Black the box set.
-
No. I got your cheap pirated copy.
The next poster will heed My anime recommendations.
Starky
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I have so far, I have no reason to stop (now that I have some decent-ending ones from you evidently ;))
The next poster will play Eldar in some form or another.
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Craftworld: Never on my cold dead body, Dark: perhaps when they will get their new dex
The next poster also hates Craftworld Eldars.
-
Tru.
The next poster will understand the extreme, unimaginable, untangible and unexplainable AWESOMENESS of the True Kin.
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Or maybe he won't...The Emperor's Light shines brightly.
The next poster will be a Murderist of the most Vile Sort
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Awwwyeesss... How do you want your guts, blended or or in sausage? I can also sever your head clean cut with a meat saw or go for the entertaining side and use a rake. Your choice.
The next poster will be more peaceful.
Starky the Benevolent
-
In deed, when it's time to kill, I'm more on the clean side. For me, it's polonium or nothing.
The next poster will know what I'm talking about.
-
I praise messy endings.
The next poster will get a game with me on VASSAL, when I get home.
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Possibly, it all depends on whether or not qui-gon is on. And I need to go finish my Christmas shopping before then. And yet I am on tavern games... it has truly sucked me in.
The below poster will also feel trapped by tavern games.
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Yes.
Th next poster won't likely can't be worse than Me. Just look at My profile...
Tavern Games 7541
The Space Tavern 772
Starky
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In deed I'm not
Tavern Games 210
The next poster will be worse than me and Starrakatt.
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Like I wrote earlier, I do not think it can be done: I don't believe that anyone had that much Tavern post in 40KO history - And I did some searches. :D
The next poster is late for Christmas shopping.
Starky
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WRONG for the first time in a while. I purchased my gifts from the fine purveyor of items that is the Post Office. Or as ours is known, the 'Valley Trading Post; Suppliers of ethical goods'
The next poster is almost certainly more senior in the Tavern Games board than my bad self.
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Possibly but not by much, I am new to the addiction.
The next poster will more than likely be senior to me in the taverns.
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Yes, but I do not require worship, only blood offerings.
The next poster is a bleeder.
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Wrong. Mods don't bleed.
The next poster, however, will.
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I bleed, but not my own blood.
The following poster will have a sailor's name tatooed to his b-hind.
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No, I'm the one who does the tattooing.
The next poster should be somewhere else instead of in the Tavern.
Starky
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That is correct, after all it is Christmas day. (Back to stuffing the turkey!)
The next poster will have had to much Xmas Spirit!! Hiccup!
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Maybe, maybe not. I can still stand upright.
The next poster won't see the difference between log e and 451-1
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I believe the correct term is does not care between the difference...
The next poster knowa what those two terms refers to. (geek) :)
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I sure do.
The below poster will know that ln e (corrected from my earlier post, not log) equals 1, as do 451-1=0.
Praise to that!
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I dont know that, nor would I want to know.
The next poster will agree to that.
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No, I don't agree :P
The next poster will not be as rude as you, dear sir.
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Ah ninjaed :-\
I'm not rude but I agree with BC. In fact, I remember a philosopher saying that the only thing you learn by doing maths is more maths.
The next poster will have an idea of what I'm talking about.
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Yup, I do.
The next poster will have chicken biscuits for lunch tomorrow.
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Nope, small children; as they have been eating candy all day and it will make them taste sweet (truthfully they're sweeter a few days after Halloween).
The next poster is either fat and tasty or scrawny and only good for plant food.
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The latter I'm afraid.
The next poster however, will be fat and tasty.
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I feel fat (too much Christmas cookies :-\) but I don't know if I'm tasty.
The next poster will understand what I mean.
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Yes I do know what you mean, and NO i will not want to know how you taste like too.
The next poster eats only 2 times a day
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Surely true for today, too much booze and food yesterday.
The next poster haven't been sick.
Starky
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Grandfather Nurgle watches over me.
The next poster is on paid vacation, is yellow, and will be on VASSAL at around 6:15 pm EST today.............. ...
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Yup, yup and sadly, no: Have to go the father-in-law this evening. :-\
The next poster is at work, is Green and will be on Vassal tommorrow morning.
Starky
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Ya, Ya, and specifically, 'whenever I damn well wake up', is more like it.
The next poster no longer has need for his avatar/name set up for another 10 months.
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Yup, need to find replacements.
The next poster will kick it's own arse and get that avatar/DP built.
Starky
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VASSAL is just too good.
The next poster will pet Valar for being a good Iyanden pet.
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Uhhh. No.
The next poster will wonder who Valar is.
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Correct. I also wonder what Iyanden is all about.
The next poster either has a hangover or will have soon.
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Nope. I don't drink.
The next poster will welcome Alienscar to the tavern.
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Can you please bend over Alienscar...I have a welcome boner to welcome you with.
The next poster is under me, with me ramming into them.
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Nope but my dog is so your really screwin the pooch on this one.
The next poster will laugh at the though of the vulgar sanctjud pounding a dog.
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I praise it to be everyone's fantasy.
The next poster WILL beslubberING FINISH THE BAT REP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I know... I know... I know... but me so tired I need a siesta...
The next poster will truly understand lack of motivation.
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NO EXCUSES, I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND WHIP YOU, not the kind of whipping Starky gives, but one that goes straight to your spleen.
The next poster will get a hard on, on that one.
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Yeah, My wraithbone is that hard.
The next poster is also a bit tired.
Starky
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Tired of you. Ohhhhhhhh, BURN.
The next poster will SOOOO be amused at it.......with all the loving sarcasm in the world.
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So veeeeeeeeerrrry amused...
The next poster also values the wonder of sarcasm
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I'll admit that I failed to smile, maybe I'm just too tired Myself, heh? ::)
The next poster will find Rasmus' reason to Lock the Ban Game to be a bit lame. My guess is that he was annoyed to see it bump back in his 'Answered Posts.'
Starky
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ROFL, I didn't even notice.
The next poster will ban someone.
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I wish I could.
The next one like to win.
Starky
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beslubber yea.
The next poster will see, my 'win' and 'awesome' is up on the Vassal board now, PM vs TS.
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I surely will, given time enough.
The next has never read a batrep.
Starky
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Tru. And never will. I only comment on some to up my post count.
The next poster will NOT inform Rasmus about this.
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The dude with the hat and glasses?
The next poster is financially safe...
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I wish.
The next poster will be extremely rich.
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I also wish.
The below poster feel poor?
Starky
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Correct. It is quite a common feeling after Christmas.
PS: Thank you for the welcome Mr Tauir though I am slightly disappointed that it has taken since the 28th Nov to be noticed. Maybe it was my mention of Blake's Seven that did it. On a positive note It's nice to be met by a boner and man's best friend.
The next poster below will travel back in time to find the Blake's Seven reference.
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Up, done. How old are you already?
The next poster wasn't alive at that time.
Starky
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Nope, I missed the mark by just a small amount.
The next poster is at least young in spirit.
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Sure is. Or I wouldn't be here wating precious seconds of my life. :D
The next one lost his last game.
Starky
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Sadly enough, I can't even remember the results of my last game. It's been a while.
Wait, wait. A win. At Mordheim, with my Undead warband.
The below poster likes Mordheim also.
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No... so sorry. I may start BFG though...
The next poster like wine (I'm sampling some right now... Goooood stuff...)
Starky
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Besides missing an 's' is 'likes', no, I do not.
The below poster has either checked out my (now updated) blog, or is going to after reading my post.
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If you provided a link. But you didn't, and I'm far too lazy to seek it out.
The below poster is in the same boat.
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Correct if by "boat" you mean "state of confusion."
The poster below me will not have just spent two days in Palm Springs.
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Well, no... does that mean that you did?
The below poster will answer.
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I did (hey, look, it works on two levels!)
The below poster will be someone other than me or Toad_Raider.
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Indeed!
However the next poster will be either Toad_Raider, Inquisitor Jambob, Starrakatt or Sanctjub.
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Whats that list then, four most common (infamous?) Tavern posters?
The next poster won't be so cheeky.
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I never am Good sir.
...Or am I?
...or Sanctjub.
[Shake head] Sounds like 'lightbulb'. You've just condemned yourself and you don't even know it...
Starky
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Maybe. Assuming
I never am Good sir.
...Or am I?
was for the below poster.
The below poster will click on this link (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?board=110.0).
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I did, I did..itchy link-finger syndrome
The next poster will fight like a dairy farmer
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Yeah, I like to throw cows at people.
The below poster had a strange mishap happen to him (No 'her'. There's no girls in there. Well except for Shade and Jester) in the holydays.
Starky
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(you forgot Vimes)
If a strange mishap involves playing a Hunter that pounced off the rooftop of Mercy Hospital, aye.
Or being punted off the roof top at full health by the Tank.
Or firing into a crowd to find that the Witch was hiding behind the horde...
The next poster realizes where I am getting my references from.
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Of course, Left 4 Dead. Some people I hang around it talk about it, alot.
The below poster wants to post a comment in my blog.
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No he doesn't, because that would require effort. I still would you know, if you gave me a link already.
The below poster is annoyed like me.
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No because he already gave a link.
The next poster will flame Toad_Raider.
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Yeah, that Toad_Raider guys an idiot.
Wait, I still don't see the link. EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
The next poster will point out why I'm being flamed.
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The below poster will click on this link (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?board=110.0).
Yes, 'this link' is the link to my blog.
The below poster has viewed my blog.
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I have but only for a half second... didn't have time to properly look at it.
The next poster lives in a fantasy world inside his own head.
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The entire World is My fantasy.
The next poster will understand the awful and dark implyings under the light tone...
Starky
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...that the world is created to suit your vision? however dark and 3vil it may be?
The next poster is intrigued.
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Nope. Disgusted maybe, but no intrigued.
The next poster is rich.
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Erm, no, we're all have 40k as a hobby.
The next poster is enjoying a cookie!
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Later tonight. ;)
The next poster really does go to those "cookie and Kool-aid" parties.
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No. However I enjoy Rhum-and-coke drinks (having one right now) and popcorn.
The next poster haven't touched an alcoholic beverage in a week.
Starky
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I don't even know if it can be done. :-\
The next poster is on his last vacation day.
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nope, less than halfway through!
(Go Australia!)
The next poster is watching the cricket or keeping track of it. (I am Aus vs RSA)
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Nah, I just keep him in a matchbook for when I feel like moving like a ninja*.
The next poster is no ninja.
*old ninja trick: keep a cricket on you to mask your sneaky ninja-tip-toeing ;).
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Of course I'm no ninja, you saw me coming.
The next poster is disappointed with just how much we are failing at this Test match.
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Your test maybe. Not Mine.
The below poster like to be more explicative in his/her posting.
Starky
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Indeed. Explanations, as requested. (http://inhome.rediff.com/cricket/2008/dec/29south-africa-australia-second-test-melbourne.htm)
It's the cricket.
The below poster now understands.
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I already understood, if only I could explain it better! ;D
The below poster isn't who they would be if they weren't who they are.
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Yeah, I am that great.
The next poster is awfully respectful and fear filled by total badassness.
Starky
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Depends. What does that mean?
The next poster will have quoted me in their sig.
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Yes. ;D
The next poster will despise ridiculousness.
Starky
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I praise you for putting Tauir in the sig, you gullible swine.
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My EGO tm mind you asked for it. Trademarked EGO is so much more performing than mudae one. Heh.
The next poster is jealous.
Starky
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I am so jealous...jealous of your breakfast.
The next poster has the biggest Ego on Vas-al.
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That's me.
Next poster witnesses my awesome to call dice, events, and wins in Vas-al.
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Only some, including the Draws.
The next one isn't Red.
Starky
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You Fail.
The next poster was busy in the praise game.
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Yup, that's Me.
The next one is too busy with RL that he only come on 40KO for the Tavern Games in the Christmas period. Hey moc?
Starky
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Not exactly, I'm too busy in RL away from work to not be in Tavern Games, so on Christmas in RL, and away from work I'm not in the Tavern because I'm too busy. Get that?
The next poster does.
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I'm trying, does it count? :)
The next poster has no real life.
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'tis true, such things are difficult when one is majoring in engineering.
The next poster will have no idea what "FRC" stands for.
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F---ing retarded collegian, of course. :-*
The next poster has a third grade education level.
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Indeed but only because we have 4 grades here in Quebec ;). (we have college between high school and university).
The next poster have is on his way to the PHD.
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Already have, look at My profile.
The below poster is totali sober.
Starky
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I am 15, and therefor too young to drink. That and its only 10.40am gimme a few hours and maybe...
The next poster is older than me
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Luke, [breathing heavily] I AM your father...
The below poster find that awful.
Starky
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Which, the quote or the spelling error?
The next poster loves Star Wars. Epi 1 can be ignored.
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Yup, I agree. Also, fixed the spelling, you tyrant grammarnazi. :P
The next poster is a fan of Battlestar Galactica.
Starky
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No, but I do want to make robots that will overwhelm mankind and usher in a new era of peace for the Earth.
The next poster has a deformed leg and a claw hand.
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Yup, it helps me drink water.
The next poster will be older than Starky.
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I'm 108, so only by a month or two, but still...
The next poster once glued their eyelids to a chainsaw.
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Does gluing them to a knife count?
The next poster will NOT be Jawmonkey.
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And proud of it.
The next poster will have met an accident during his hobby.
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A terrible, terrible incident involving green stuff, glue, and a midget.
The next poster will also have a funny story involving a midget.
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Yeah, but I can't relate it here as he ended up stuck in an elephant's butt.
The next poster wears panty hose; and not because they play sports or rob banks.
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In your dreams, and only in your dreams. Your wet dreams, thats it...
The next poster will mock a fellow Taverner.
Starky
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Starky sucks!
Sorry, just had to get in with that...
EDIT: in my enthusiasm to insult Starky, I forgot to put what the below poster will do.
The next poster will insult the above poster.
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Were you not a fellow Socialist, I probably would have...wait, I'm an Anarchic Communist now...you smell funny.
The next poster will first think "How does that work?" and then put a bit more thought into it and understand.
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The end of communism is a form of anarchy, where the people no longer need a government and start to govern himself.
The next poster prefer the ways of the anarcho-syndycalism.
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If that means elite robots telling us what to do then yes.
The next poster is a Republican.
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No. It was about time that the Democrats got an entry at the White House if you ask Me, too long in the Republican's hands... IMHO.
The next poster will despise a political party.
Starky
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Did you mean all of them? Then yes.
The next poster likely wouldn't agree with my political views (socio-militarianism led by robots and genetically altered apes).
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OOooooo yes, I love Socio-militaranism led by robots and apes.
The next poster will have a less sarcastic comment.
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Slaves kept in check my a dictatorial military. The robot part is Jawy's and Jimmy's pet project.
The next poster has NOT have slept enough last night.
Starky
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Wrong. I admit that wear no makeup.
The next poster isn't be as bright as he should...
Starky
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I blame past drug use; short term memory shot to hell.
The next poster is still a fool and still using.
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No.
The below poster is a thug of the worst kind.
Starky
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Yes. I'm Dark Eldar.
The next poster will love alcohol.
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Not that much, only a beer/drink from time to time, mostly at social happenings - and gaming. :D
The below poster is due for a Win - Or will become enraged.
Starky
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Yes, Yes, YES!
The next poster will provide that win for me.
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...errr... Want to play vs one of My Crap List?
The next poster will expect Me to post into another Forum too.
Starky
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Nope. Starky leaving the tavern? Not about to happen anytime soon.
The next poster will expect me to go into the Dark Eldar forum and comment on someone's list.
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Only if you promise not to come back.
The next poster is nicer.
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I am, always. While I hold your head in that washing basin. You southern speaking Anglo.
The below poster will NOT be from North America - The civilised part I mean, i.e. Canada.
Starky
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Califonia and Alaska, now Missouri; secret government labs sure move around a lot since the end of the Cold War.
The next poster is a failed MK Ultra project; the one where a "normal" person will start to clean a toilet with their tongue upon hearing a certain code phrase, they just clean them all the time.
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No, I'm the failed MK II ultra project, that's the one where they tried to splice the genes of Chicago Ted and Chuck Norris together and then implant a chip to try to control the resultant clone.
I'm not under any control, but I'm still WIN and AWESOME.
The next poster will have slept for at least 6 hrs.
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Yup, about 6. What are you, a prophet?
The next poster will have killed recently.
Starky
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*sniff* poor snail on the pavement... *sniff*
The next poster loves animals.
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Well... yes. But not the Sanctjud's way.
The below poster should sleep right now.
Starky
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No, he has a lot of work to do and it's only 8:05 PM.
The below poster wants a cheese sandwich.
Azore of Ath-Ron
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No. I want a [expurged] game. Does Tommorrow at 7 PM would suit you?
The next poster will answer. Wittingly.
Starky
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Your dollar bub. :-*
The next poster will have a witty remark... that falls flat.
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Sure, up yours.
The next poster will make a lame remark.
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How depressive...
The next one like small people. (monkeys doesn't count)
Starky
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Me! Their so cute.
The next poster will like making fun of someone.
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Hmm, curious indeed that I would post here and now...
The next poster is a dolt.
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Astute affirmation, to which I answer: As much as you deem to be yourself - Meaning probably very much. :-\
The below poster isn't just a friggin lurker and actually post in the Tavern.
Starky
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I got tired of looking around anyway.
The next poster has a green thumb, but only due to not washing it.
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Yup, that's Me. I like watching moss growing...
The below poster is so pissed at being at school...
Starky
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Hahahahaha, school, I remember that.
The next poster will not go to school.
@Starky, Did your sons whine about that, by any chance?
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Long gone of there.
The next poster is green with envy.
@Tauir: Nope, they are too young - 5 and 3.
Starky
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Nope. I'm gone too.
The next poster will have older sons than Starky's.
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That kid does look familiar... no.
The next poster is about to do something stupid.
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Caw! Caw!
The next poster can name 10 action movies
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Yup, I can name even more aweful B movies (e.g. Hell comes to frog town...)
The next poster likes chick flicks; and not because their significant other appreciates it.
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Neither of us likes chick flicks I'm lucky that way.
The next poster will have severe delusional egomania.
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[Pat Tamuz's head from My lofty throne] Sure...
The next poster is one of the Tavern Gods. (You know who you are...)
Starky
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Hello!
The next poster is a no-lifer
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Yup, I'm all for capital punishment.
The next poster likely doesn't agree with my political beliefs.
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Correct, as I go to bed now!
The next poster drinks alcohol-free beer
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Gross, might as well eat plastic fruit too.
The next poster has a weak stomach.
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I do throw up alot lately..but then again, I'm a 17 year old legal alcohol abuser
The next poster isn't Dutch, but wants to be, deep down inside
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That title of 'Great' is meaning less, for to be great you need others to think so too. And I am sure that an English man gave his country it's name, not another Country recognizing it as great.
The next poster will have a reason why the 'republic of congo' should just be called congo.
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Nope. Why, why, you're new here.
The next poster will be a tavern veteran.
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why thank you for realizing! (more of a common occurrence than a veteran though)
The Below poster will have an Epiphany about they Wife/Husband/Girl Friend/Boy Friend
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Not really.
The next poster will be married.
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Oooh, swing and a miss.
The below poster, like me, would choose bachelorhood over dating a girl who's obsessed with Twilight.
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Yup, I prefered them to be totally obsessed with my sexy.
The next poster has a severe lack of sexy.
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What ever gave you that idea? *says while rubbing ruff beard and puffing the cigarette in mouth*
The next poster will enjoy sky diving and has done it (too bad i don't feel like after posting)
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You're not much of a psychic!
And so is the next poster
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I saw that coming.
The next poster will have a strange obsession with the weather channel.
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As much as I need to keep alive in a Quebec snowstorm.
The next poster ought to be born a monster.
Starky
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Correct, but only on the inside..
The next poster is male, but doesn't want to be..
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Yup, I want to be a gender-lacking God; what's the point of having the junk if your so omnipotent you no longer need the pleasures of the flesh?
The next poster cannot truly comprehend that concept.
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Not much of a God you are, I do understand!
The next poster is a wise-ass
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Hey! I resemble that remark!
The next poster can remember a sixty digit number.
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Hey! I can remember a sixty-digit number which I won't type!
The next poster makes a good joke!
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"The only way to make Gummie Bears better were if they screamed when you bite parts off of them."
The next poster will do a knock knock joke.......
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No, your wrong.
The next poster shall use a keyboard to reply to this.
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Not a keyboard, it's called psychic powers.
The next poster will forget something.
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My early twenties (thank you drugs BTW).
The next poster is still in them (early twenties).
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And pumping hard.
The Next poster is an old Fart.
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Your only as old as years you've been on this dirtball friend, wait...
The next poster likely uses colored type.
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White's a shade actually.
The next poster will be a ........ wait I can see it ........ Yes ... it will be a young man between the ages of 15-20, He will play strange games with tiny men ..... and the rest goes blank.
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HAH. 21.
Nah i kid, I'm 19. Damnation.
The next poster isn't such a wise ass.
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Man, you must be incredibly obnoxious...
The next poster is a square.
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Uhhhh, sadly no.
The next poster will have at least 40 models to paint.
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Hellooooo, Imperial Guard.
The next poster will have finished his entire army.
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Does it count if I'm done buying models for some of them, but have yet to assemble or paint?
The next poster has a slightly smaller collection (of 40k) than mine (I won't boast, but I bet I have way more).
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As much stuff as I have, I have seen bigger collections, so we'll err on the side of caution and say you are right.
The next poster will have an idea about making a custom 40k army including a
fandex, consisting only of Gnoblars and tiny tanks.
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I think the best I have heard of yet are the nid/vegetable-theme army or the IG skeleton army.
The next poster has used dirty laundry as terrain for a game before.
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Dammit, caught! 4+ save socks :P
The next poster has never kissed a girl
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Sure, before my first girlfriend...
The below poster will bask in happiness at the chance to answer My post.
Starky, THE One
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Made my whole day, now I can die complete, thank you Starkster. ::)
The next poster will not feel so complete answering mine though. :'(
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Come to think about it I have been feeling used and under appreciated and your post has done nothing to make me feel any better.
The next poster has been eating take out leftovers for the past three days.
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It can be hard to pass up those dupsters when you can smell that goodness... :P
The next poster really has eaten something out of a trash can.
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Ow come on, it looked clean!
The next poster thinks everyone likes him, but nobody does..
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You.. you mean they don't?
BAWWWW.
The next poster will express pity.
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I like you Talon. :-*
The next poster lives at least a mile away from Talon.
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I live a hemisphere away from Talon IIRC.
The next poster approves of J-Rock, or at least J-Rock singers.
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What pray tell is J-rock (something like Japanese rock?)
The next poster will know the answer.
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Yes, it's how Japanophile Americans have begun referring to Japanese Rock.
The next poster knows that a category is far too wide when UnsraW and Calmando Qual are considered the same genre.
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Uh, yeah, you can say so.
The next poster will hate all types of anime.
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No, where would we be without hentai?
The next poster agrees.
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Hentai, and the always amusing game "Will Yuri for Yaoi."
The next poster laughed a little bit.
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No, I'm adverse to Yaoi.
The next poster has no idea what's going on.
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Yup.
The next poster should be asleep.
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Indeed, I'm so awesome that I scare Myself out of it.
The below poster tend to overeat.
Starky
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Hang on just let me finish this Sub...........
The poster below can't wait for Diablo 3
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I neva did.
The below poster dreamt of sacrificing someone.
Starky
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Well kind of, there was an altar and Mila was lying atop it with very little clothing on.
The next poster will be a Skinny Puppy fanboi .... and theirs nothing wrong with that.
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I couldn't even tell you a song they sing, although I have heard of the name.
The next poster is more knowledgeable.
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Slightly. I made it 37 seconds into "Killing Game" before saying "beslubber This."
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You last only 37 seconds, really?
The next poster will be horrified. And take pity on you.
Starky
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Horrified, yes. Pity, no. He brought it on himself.
The next poster will support my growing belief that giving permission for the Pink Daemonette Tavern was a bad idea.
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Yup, seeing as he's now using it as a vessel to moan about how I don't approve.
The next poster below me will know what the difference between an elephant and a flea is.
Ciat,
Seer Fox
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A flea is grey, whereas an elephant is...oh. Aw, crap!
The next person will claim that Magellan invented the moon, and thus make a complete ass of himself.
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Magellan didn't invent the moon?
The next poster noticed a distinct change in the tavern after UVR decided to make his appearance.
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You're right. It DID become better.
The next person will get on with the game and explain why lightbulbs are not tulip bulbs.
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Sadly, no.
The next poster wil wonder who UVR is.
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UVR is a god amongst men. None may know his true guise.
Who is that man, who lights the shadows on fire?
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Me, on chili night.
The next poster has tried to light their own flatulence.
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Just how childish do you think I am? Of course not.
The next poster will be dismayed by those who think such things are amusing.
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Not dismayed - horrified. To the point of putting the axe in the matter. Yup.
The next poster is both more and less than a common Taverner.
Starky
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Yes. An excellent summary.
The next poster is also a fan of dinosaurs.
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Oh YES! Ilike dinosaurs! Both live and as steaks.
The below poster will soon be targeted by some old, useless and nostalgic Tavern crooner.
Starky
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Do I get to pick which one?
The next poster is that old crooner.
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Sadly, no.
The next poster will make up for Sally's lame response and tell me who UVR is?
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UVR was Sally's name back when we originally began detesting each other. The epic godmodding flame war that pissed me off enough that it took Alex to convince me to come back to 40Konline.
The next poster doesn't remember that.
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A bit before my time me-thinks.
The next poster shall recite their national anthem!
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Their are a lot of national anthems that depends.
The next poster will just be coming down from a 3 day energy drink bender.
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Nope, don't drink the stuff. My sleep schedule is hilariously screwed up enough without doing that.
The next poster is going to know why I love the Armadillo Cloak (http://magic.tcgplayer.com/db/cards/7421.jpg).
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Hahaha. I remember playing that with my son. I agree.
The next poster will have played MTG at one point in their lives.
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I stopped during Mirage; I would rather waste hundreds of dollars on tiny plastic army men (just seems more tangible).
The next poster agrees.
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Interestinly enough, I shared the same experience as the monkey over the years: I let go of card games for minis.
The below poster have played Battletech.
Starky
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Heat sinks killed me from that game; by the time I saw the clicks version I said, "about a decade late, good idea though"
The next poster has played an Avalon Hill bookcase game.
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No...
The next poster have played Paranoia, Amber or Warhammer FR.
Starky
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I have heard of Paranoia and WHFR, but never played them.
The next poster plays Shadowrun.
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Only the playstation game. I, however, played Cyperpunk.
The below poster like to play villains.
Starky
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Uhhh, yup. I always think of myself as a 'bad guy'
The next poster will object to minis costing so much.
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OMGWTFBBQ WHY ARE ARMY BOOKS 50BUCKS GRRRR
Oh wait, those ain't minis.
The next poster was nominated for an Oscar.
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Yeah, but I had a fake Indian not accept it; pompous asses, the whole lot of them!
The next poster has received a wedgie.
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I sure hope not!
The next poster will rejoice that Heath Ledger received his due reward.
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He should have known better than to take all those drugs, but not sure he needed to die; I only wish that somone would have spoken up about it, sad, all that monbey and no true friends...
Ther next poster wanted him in the next Batman movie (#3).
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That would have been nice.
The below poster find that the Tavern's somewhat... quiet these days.
Starky
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It is ya know, must be the over active Banhammer recently.
The next poster has been banned from this site for at least one day.
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Nah that has never happened...banned from changing Avatar and Names, yes.
The next poster has a challenge against me...which we need to finish some day.
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Yes, I do.
The next poster shall paint toy soldiers
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Sure I will, I will... << >>
The next poster didn't enjoy being banned - I didn't, even if it was a joke...
Starky
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No I bloody well didn't, stupid DA08 with hes stupid pics.
The next poster shall not know the story of my "banning"
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Starky, if you would like to re tell the Tale of poor Pogo?
The next poster WILL tell the tale of Pogo.
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I could tell you about a nasty accident I had using a Pogo Stick.
The poster below could also recount a nasty incident from using a Pogo Stick.
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Yes, it involved your back end.
The Next Poster is...eating.
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I was up until that last bit.
The next poster is writing some sort of thesis.
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So over for me.
The next poster is working.
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Not right now... Unless splitting human ribs with a wood chisel can be called work...
The next poster is due to lose a game.
Starky
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In fact, thanks to you, I lost the game.
The next poster will lose the game as well.
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I certainly hope not! Although the worse I had for some time is a Draw...
The next poster wish for second set of arms.
Starky
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Oh hell yes, imagine what you can do with all those arms! You can cook dinner while rocking the baby, set the neighbour's dog on fire while reading the newspaper, secretly film the girl next door while eeeeyoops, let that one slip.
The next poster can imagine of more situations where four arms good, two arms baaaaad.
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Uhhh, yes. Don't tell me this is a situation for you Talon. ;D
The next poster will have more posts in the taverns than me.
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Probably true, I've been here longer.
The below poster will have a higher post count than me, but fewer total posts.
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If they would count all of them it would likely scare everyone, so its really a tool to keep the masses from rioting from the madness.
The next poster has a post count so high they are almost ashamed.
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Yes... (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?action=profile;area=statistics;u=32792) :-[
The next poster suffer from a dangerous addiction.
Starky
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An addiction to the ladiesssss.... yeah.
The next poster has done some BAD things lately...
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Well what am I supposed to do when your dog is lying naked in my bed?
The next poster has the worlds largest collection of animal pornography.
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Don't tell my mum, please, just don't tell her :-[ ;)
The next poster shall have children
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Yup, two boys.
The next one will be amused at my lowest sig.
Starky
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Only because it is so much jibberish.
The next poster has a sad story.
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Yeah, its called Jawmonkey's life. BAM.
The next poster is amused by my wit.
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I'm always amused by your sledgehammer sharp wit.
The below poster will be slightly less bored than me.
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I ain't, you amuse Me.
The below poster deserve of what happens to him.
Starky
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Yeah, I'm pretty lucky; good things happen to Gods that behave like one. ;)
The next poster is not nearly as lucky.
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That's right, luck isn't a factor anymore, just moved beyond that. Act like a true gode? I laugh at that statement.
The below got thrown in jail - For whatever reason.
Starky
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Nope, never got caught while sowing my wild oats.
The next poster cannot handle their habit.
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So... dam... addicted... to... warhammer 40k... Im always reading about it XD
The next poster has very disturbing dreams..
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yeah...GW prices...
i'm CERTAIN that the below poster has never played me in 40k (mainly because i've never played a game of 40k)
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Did last night mean nothing? :'(
The below poster likes to dress up as a Commissar and 'execute' their bosses wife with their battle cannon.
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demolisher, actually
the below poster is hiding from mr. cuddles under their bed
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Well I am Irish, so it could be said that I am perpetualy off to the pub.
The next poster is drinks their spirits straight...
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Yes indeedy, and by a strange coincidence my spirit of choice is Jamesons.
Back in their schooldays the poster below had a crush on one of their teachers.
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Haha mrs. Pinch... DAM she was hot... nice plots of land too XD.
The next poster personally dislikes Hamtaro... and will destroy waffle of doom for his avatar
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i will! oh wait...
the below poster will provide a witty counter to my post
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The poster above did not make witty comments, so deserves none in return.
The next poster will try hard but ultimatley fail to have sex with his sister.
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Not really, but you could ask the local moderator about it...
The below poster tried to drink beer with a straw.
Starky
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I prefer drinks that don't taste like watered down piss.
The below poster prefers whiskey.
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Only for lighting things up.
The next poster truly enjoys drinking cheap wine in a paper sack.
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Buckfast Tonic wine, ten euro a bottle fresh from the bag... West of Ireland's finest tradition. Ah, yes.
The below poster has sexual and/or gender confusion issues.
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[looks down the pants] ...Nooooo.
The below poster need ro get his medication, or else...
Starky
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Thanks for reminding me, I was starting to get the urge to set things on fire again.
The next poster will predict some sexual innuendo or vulgar situation about the following poster.
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Jawmonkey, Sanctjud or Jester.
The below poster is an awful, brutish savage.
Starky
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Well i do play football.. 6 foot 3 230 XD.
The next poster actually really hates kittens!
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I LOVE kittens!
How wrong.
The next poster is jelous of my Avatar (though I miss the old map of Europe...)
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new, Iem jealous uv yur spelleng abillytees.
The next poster is a grammarnazi.
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Aw, Amph.Parrot to you, Langerdan.
What's a grammarnazi?
The next post will answer this question.
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Grammarnazi. (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Grammar%20Nazi)
The below poster knows of Google. ::)
Starky
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But I prefer Starkle.
The next poster uses Linux... to program their VCR.
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No, I use a hammer and a screwdriver.
The below poster will analyse Jawmonkeys fondness for one of his fellow Taverner.
Starky
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But I prefer Starkle.
Whilst the above could be a thinly disguised statement of adoration for a fellow taverner with a name similar to Starkle it could equally be a statement for a love of fashion.
The poster below has fond memories of The Water Margin.
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No, I've never buttered my bread with water, gross.
The next poster will analyze and analytical analysis for us.
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My membership to the department of redundancies department is pending
The next poster is going through an existential crisis.
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Uhhh, I suppose.
The next poster will have a son that DOESN'T shout at them.
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No, but if I did, I would teach him pain.
[POP!] "Shaddup boy! Go get me a beer 'for I cut you!"
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Praise to your impressive educative abilities... ::)
The next poster will know of another method.
Starky
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I prefer the scalpel...
The next poster will agree that this is probably the appropriate time to change the topic.
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Indeed.
So... The next poster like to suffer in bed.
Starky
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And I don't even pray to Slaanesh.
The next poster has an horrible addiction, but not to any form of drug, alcohol or narcotic.
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I..............I... ..........I think I'm addicted to this site.
The poster below can't believe how lacklustre the last episode of Stargate Atlantis was.
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starwhat?
the next poster finds his high inquisitorship lord high majesty cuddles irritating.
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Uhh, no. Cuz your not my high inquisitorship.
The next poster will also hate Cuddles' inability to capitalize.
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Well, 'hate' is a big word, but surely it is an interesting behavioral state to reflect upon...
The below poster happens to celebrate his wife's/kid's birthday.
Starky
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No, sorry.
The next poster happens to celebrate one of his family members' birthday.
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Actually, two - Wife and youngest son...
The next poster think he really, really should be meaner than he is.
Starky
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It's true, I totally should bring down Modly WrathTM more often.
The below poster will share my belief that robots are awesome.
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yes, unless they're evil, like the necrons or those randoms in I Robot
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The next poster will be more aware of the game's rules and willing to explain them.
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Yes and no.
The next poster will welcome a new Taverner.
Starky
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Yes. Welcome to hell.
The next poster will make a funny post about Jesus and hell.
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Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better
on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was
tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set
up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results I will judge who
does the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
They moused.
They faxed.
They e-mailed.
They e-mailed with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did spreadsheets!
They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reports
They did every job known to man.
Jesus worked with
heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed
across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power
went off..
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known
in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed.
Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their
computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:
"It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.
Satan observed this and became irate.
"Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"
God just shrugged and said,
JESUS SAVES.
The next poster is not as respectuous as I.
Starky
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Hahahahahaha.
The next poster will laugh, and then watch my vassal game vs. Locke.
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I may take a look.
The next poster will also laugh, but for his own weird and demented reasons.
Starky
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No, but I got a good little chuckle.
Jesus Saves!
But Owen scores on the rebound.
The next poster will not get that joke because he is mostly detached from the world of English soccer.
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Indeed.
The next poster should be leniant on your (relative) n00bness in the Tavern...
...FOR I FRIGGIN AIN'T!
Starky
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Myeah, maybe I should. Nice try Engel.
The next poster would have read the Jesus Saves joke before coming into this thread.
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yep.
The next poster has collected or is collecting marines.
(Or has considered collecting for that matter. . .)
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I did - may do someday: Have the Black Reach set.
The next poster is pissed at Calgar: God of Battle my arse...
Starky
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Been out on the piss WITH Calgar, but he's relay an okay guy once you get to know him. And he CAN put away his booze.
The next poster agrees that Obama is not the modern forerunner of the Emperor, despite appearances.
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i shall not agree . remaining nutral is the only way to ensure i dont get dragged down with the lossing side
the next poster will wonder where i came from and more importantly how to send me back there
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Nope, but I am perplexed as to to sending you back; trebuchet or pumpkin cannon? such a hard choice.
The next poster is actually a Speak and Spell connected to a Commodore 64.
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I try to manage.
The next poster isn't as obsolete as the above-precedent poster.
Starky
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i can only say this: NO ONE EXPECTS THE HAMSTER INQUISITION!
the below poster expected me
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You are so easy...
The below poster was an Award nominee.
Starky
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Yeah, but I do Pr0n as a gift for humanity, not to collect awards.
The next poster is in it for the money.
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Always.
The next poster wasn't up to the task.
Starky
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of what? being a psycho lunatic with an empty revolver i suppose...
the below poster is a psycho lunatic with an empty revolver.
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I don't use guns. They're too quick and impersonal.
The below poster thinks that if someone is to die by your hand, they should be able to look you in the eye as they bleed out.
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I don't use guns. They're too quick and impersonal.
DEPENDS ON HOW YOU USE IT!
The below poster thinks that if someone is to die by your hand, they should be able to look you in the eye as they bleed out.[/color]
Yes, read the above.
The next poster eat fried hamsters at breakfast.
Starky
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I did, and I did eat a hamspter in the Daemonette Tavern as well.
The next poster is a poster at the Daemonette Tavern.
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Yeah, but its truthfully getting somewhat monotonous.
The next poster has an obnoxious birthmark.
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Not as worst as your's.
The next poster expect to get hit by a ban point sooner or later.
Starky
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Yea, when you guys finally get the best Daemonette picture for me to upload.
The next poster will look for one.
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No, I'm not your slaveboy - ask moc or Tauir for that.
The next poster will.
Starky
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Ok why not? Tauir please look for the best Daemonette picture.
The next poster will refuse as well.
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Almost everyone knows I'm too lazy to google for myself let alone one of you louts.
the next poster pronounces "Nike" wrong (e.g. not like everyone else).
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You mean like: Nique?
The next poster is poop thrower of the worst kind.
Starky
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sadly not.
but the next person is!
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[I splatter a stream of doo like Spiderman in your face]
The next poster deserves worse.
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No, try Seer Fox.
The next poster is cleaner. (and saner)
Starky
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Than you, most likely.
The next poster is sleepy.
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Yes I am.
The next poster have school tommorrow. (i.e. GET TO BED!)
Starky
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Heck no!
Aus doesn't start for over a week!
Take that American education!
The next person feels as strongly as i do
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uhh.... no. AMERICA FTW!
The next poster LOVES AMURICA! (read like southern slang)
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America is worth (at BEST) to be a slave colony of Zimbabwe.
I do not love America at ALL.
Though your half-caste overlord-monkey is a decent orator.
The next poster will be offended by the above.
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Why?
The next poster would very much like to meat Engelheim...
Starky
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Of course i would... anyone would fit that bill. But Engelheim? of course. What a blatant insult to an entire country... besides a country that is more free than any other on earth. We have more rights about OUR BATHROOMS then you do in your whole country. Wherever your from, America is better.
The next poster will believe that Engelheim is the biggest idiot on 40konline.com
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Who?
The next poster will enlight me. (please)
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No, Engelheim is having some Trolling fun at the expense of the American minority. ;D
The next poster isn't that reactive to teasing.
Starky
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Not really.
The next poster, though not American, will be offended by Engelheim's statement.
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Heck no. They made some crap decisions which killed people thatweren't even involved! But the new guy seems okay. Best part of America: Movies and some other crap.
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No, I do not agree with the question/statement posed at me.
The below poster will also agree that now Shloeb will put something there that sounds like I am agreeing to something horrible.
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Why yes i do.
The next poster is taking a rather satirical look at this post.
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Humanity is satire.
The next poster will have a mildly amusing quip to brighten our day.
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Arguing on the internet is like the special olympics - even if you win, you're still a retard.
The next poster will not see anything wrong with that statement.
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FAIL! It was unoriginal; I've heard it before.
The next poster will have a catch phrase that's all their own.
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It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's a FAIL!
Next poster will not laugh.
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You can't make me laugh, unless you severely hurt yourself (e.g. wiffle bat to the family jewels).
The next poster neutered themselves with a hobby knife rushing to get a squad assembled.
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Naw... just the tip XD
The next poster loves America! Even thought they're not American. And also is offended by all the anti America stuff on this site: You make fun of us for making fun of other people? Then am i a hypocrite for calling you a hypocrite?
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no. I'm in league with Engelheim, curse his racist hide, on this one.
the below poster refuses to acknowledge His lordship holy inquistor his furryness Cuddles' part in this debate.
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You are quite the newb.
The next poster is next in line to help them selves the next time inquisotr Cuddles bends over for the soap.
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1nc0h3r3nt b4bbl3.
the below poster is almost as nooby as me.
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Ha ha. No.
The below poster is going to check this (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=177138.0) out.
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Nope, I hate doing what I'm told; might've checked if you didn't tell me to, but I have a feeling I have already seen it (hmmm... Seer Fox's new game perhaps? Yes?).
The next poster will have the answer we all seek (e.g. concerning free energy and it's hidden relation to Alvin and the Chimpmunks and Velcro).
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At the very least I can assure you that the answer is not where you are looking.
Naw... just the tip XD
The next poster loves America! Even thought they're not American.
This statement exemplifies America's typical blase arrogance. The beslubberin Yanks have a hard enough time loving themselves without expecting the rest of the world to love them too. The fifties are over America, eat some humble pie and take a seat like the rest of us.
What is there to love?
And since people are getting serious...
The next poster will answer this question seriously. Please.
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What is there to love (in America*)? Why guns and troops and tits and war, be-atches!!Bloody harvests of flesh, subjugation of the masses through televised complacency, tearing the world a big one while I get what's mine. We don't need money because we got guns and its ours because we're freakin' cooler than everyone else. If you don't like it, shove it; you may as well do yourself in because when I do, it won't feel as good. :-*
*Yeah, I'm throwin' Canada in with the U.S.; you guys don't seriously think they'll let you live when they come for us (the U.S.) do you?
The next poster is glad I stopped where I did as they were getting worried.
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On the contrary, sir, I was just getting interested.
The next poster will advocate my opening an "America Sucks" forum and tell me how to do it cos I never done one before.
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Why would I do that when I firmly love the U.S.? I mean every nation has problems and areas that need to be fixed, but you stack us next to the other super powers and we're not all that bad. Go ahead and make that thread, i'll be there to be-atch until it gets locked.
The next poster won't start that thread.
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Your right I won't, I don't hate Americans but you are the worst bloody neighbors ever. Canada has to go to work in the morning and America is partying till all hours of the night and whenever you get in a brawl we somehow become involved by association. It's like living next to a bunch of drunken frat boys who managed to get a flat of Canadian beer.
The next poster thinks Canada needs more than the two guns our military has.
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I thought we had three?
The next poster is extremely annoyed at the Canadian politicians, both at the Federal and Provincial level.
Starky
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I have nothing against them, never having had any interaction with them or their laws.
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Dry humping the elector is their favorite activities.
The next poster dream of ruling the ignorant masses.
Starky
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eh, I am American so i guess it's true. And btw, for everyone who really thinks America is like Engelheim says? You've obviously never been here, and you really have no idea what we're like. Were not a country that loves war, in fact our whole country is AGAINST the Iraq war we are currently stuck in, and we are also the country doing the most to fix world problems through peaceful means.
What are you doing to save the world?
The next poster agrees...
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Eh... No (I agree with the first part about american not being all warmongers though)
The next poster think that USA will change with Obama.
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That may be so - We shall see.
The enxt poster want to be a woman.
Starky
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I wouldn't say no to spending a day as one.
If the next poster woke up as one they'd end up saying "Woah it fits," and "Oh amphetamine parrot, it's not coming out," by the end of that day.
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Really? I like how you see things...
The next poster is a fan of Slurgle.
Starky
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I'm a fan in the same way that Jesus is a fan of god.
The next poster thinks I should get back to work, but won't offer any help with beating my muse into submission.
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Yep.
The next poster has the worlds largest collection of Weird Al Yankovic memrobilia and CDS yet never touches them.
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i wondered what all that crap was in the spare room
the next poster will want my body
(for reasons un known)
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Actually I'm doing this experiment to see if the body (dead or alive) of a one time Al Yankovic fan can be conditioned to like Abba.
The poster below is thinking "look at the time, I should really be in the pub & not wasting precious seconds of my life on the interweb"
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Indeed, sadly Americans know nothing about setting a drinking age, so I'm three years too young.
The next poster will also become the most recent poster in another Tavern Game.
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indeed just posted in would you rather
the next poster will be reading this before they post
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Ooh you are good at this. I just read your post.
The poster below is not looking forward to tomorrow because he broke his favourite toy today.
-
Yeah, you know how hard it is to modify ac/dc converters for use with a sratch built, full size power fist? Then explain to the utilities why the block keeps blacking out...
The next poster would blast their face off goofing around if they had a power fist.
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tht my good man is very true i blasted it of with an egg whisp once (obviously the mrs' fault for not suppervising me properly)
the next poster will have a rash they are too ashamed to admit or even go to the docters to get it sorted out
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Well my relationships with road kill requires certain amounts of... candor.
The next poster cow tipped the wrong end.
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Indeed, I tried it from the front.
The below poster will be mildly amused to hear that after typing 9 pages for a story, I added quotes to this the first time through.
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Quotes to what? MLA or APA? doesn't really matter I hate both.
The next poster doesn't know what either acronyms stands for or what the difference.
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thats true
the next poster wi,ll exlpain it to me
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Two common methods of referencing works for academic papers; Modern Language Association and American Phsycological Association respectively.
The next poster feels a funny feeling in their brain after reading that tidbit; as if they have just learned something they will never need to know.
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False... ugh unfortunatly i know what they are... I am American and we are anal about copyright XD.
The next poster thinks its comical when Jawmonkey slings beslubber in the taverns.
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Well of course, that's why I do it; the perfect insult... or blessing in your case...
[Throws slimey doo right in your mouth as you smile reading this, tastes like vomit chili]
The next poster really should have feces thrown at them.
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how rude
the next poster already has had feces thrown at them and liked it
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I have never been to Germany.
The next poster has been to Germany.
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Never been out of North America; why? The U.S. rocks.
The next poster will disagree, but still suck.
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this is becoming a torrent of abuse from you, i might have to tell a grown up. but your right i do disagree
the next poster will agree that sunny old england is by far the worlds most "ok ish i suppose" country
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As my late great uncle Roger used to say,"America is the best damn country in the world; if I had live somewhere else, it would be Australia." ;D
The next poster lives in a tarp in a slavic country that formed after the fall of communist Russia, they're on a secret mission, shhh.
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"if the monkeys start to come, theres a lesson you must learn. look at them and then you'll see, they exploded bloodily".
the below poster hates monkeys. i do.
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actually i quite like them they remind me of my ex
the next posters ex also ressembles an animal . but which one?
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An angry ox.
The next poster has no ex, or current other, sadly... :'(
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Did what we had in my law office mean nothing.
The next poster will have felt the monkey love as well.
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Yes, my oseophagus hurts. :D
The next person can relate to that somehow.
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Well, there was that time I was vomiting up that broken glass, but I really didn't think I was going to pass it any other way.
The next poster has eaten an entire airplane.
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No, but i have stopped a bomber from blowing up one with a grenade launcher . . . on Quantum of Solace. 3 times now.
The next person likes blowing **** up.
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beslubber YEAH!
The next person will also like blowing **** up, on pain of being blown up if he says otherwise.
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Heck yeah, why wouldn't you?
The next person agrees wit JamBOB and I
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Why else play tau?
The next poster DOESNT like blowing stuff up. And is therefore not manly.
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And ripping things apart with blunt objects, fire, and bare hands isn't
manly apish?
The next poster has a functional full-scale power fist/Klaw to sell me.
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Not yet, but now that you mention it it'd be a kick-ass project, definitely.....
The next poster will steal this idea from jawmonkey me and build a power fist.
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It'll have to be a power Klaw or the one carried by Commissar Yarrick, because I can't see anyone creating the "surrounded by destructive energy" kind.
The next poster is a mechanical engineer with the technical know-how and resources to get it done, right?
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Nope. But the people http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=109_1195663753 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=109_1195663753) at this link might. Check footage at 2:20, looks like a fledgling SM.
The poster below has bits of metal somewhere in their body due to an accident.
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actually a few only small bits though
but being a steel engineer its bound to happen
like the klaw idea might make one my self
hydraulics might be a bit heavy though
then again i could have hydraulic rams fitted in my arm to help me wield it
the next poster is getting bored with this subject
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Only after you send me one; then I swear I'll send you a massive pile of 40k merchandise.
The next poster is bored.
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the only boredom on this site is your doing, you thread-beslubbering monkey.
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The next poster will whine about Cuddles not posting a next poster.
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f-in cuddles its called the below poster thread for a reason
the next poster will not even know what warhammer is and just found this site by chance and just had to get involved
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You are wrong and speak crap - I got perverted by the Tavern AFTER I got in 40K/Fantasy.
The next poster will be in awe, for whatever reason.
Starky
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Yeah, of my freakin' Deathwing! Just got back from winning an Apoc game; the Eldar player on our team even bugged out at the start of the 5th and we still pulled it off.
the next poster has a similar opinion of Ork and Nid armies as mine.
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Depends - What is it?
The next poster will celebrate - For whatever reason winning an awesome Apoc game.
Starky
P.S. Have any pics?
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I have no pics, and the titans were old "exosquad" toys; so I don't think I could post them due to shame. I would almost make a batrep, but they take forever (and I'm already putting off a philosophy final as it is).
The next poster wouldn't sink to the level of fielding so many toys. [head shake of utter shame]
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I did [shake head in fellow shame].
The below poster is running out of time.
Starky
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I am running out of time, I'm way behind on some work for a project with some friends!
The below poster will be unable to tell me what the integral of jerk with respect to time is without looking it up.
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You're right, I can't.
The next poster can't either, but in a more sexually oriented innuendo.
Starky
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If I little something to lube my gears I could likely grasp the task at hand a little more firmly, but after rolling it around for awhile I still never felt a stroke of genius.
(How's that?)
The next poster got all choked up.
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(How's that?)
Good.
Since I am the next poster, no since doing the choking is My part. But I make Good use of My teeth. ;D
The next one should have invested in the rubber industry before having that little accident. These pieces of rounded rubber are the only thing that keep the handling in control...
Starky
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Uhhhh. What?
The next poster will clarify.
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Sexual innuendos since the last half a dozen posts - Read between the lines [rubber - hint, HINT]
The next poster is faster.
Starky
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When you can get it done right in quick time, why bother dragging it out?
The next poster is oblivious to the last dozen post's true meanings.
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Nice to see family-friendly fun is still the norm. :)
The next poster will suffer a rage blackout.
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I am raging, I have homework to do.
The next poster will mock me for disliking homework (Where's FMG).
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Nah, no mockery. I'm avoiding homework myself at the moment.
The next poster will tell me to get off my arse, get off 40kO, and get my damn linear systems assignment done.
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DO IT!
The next poster is oversized.
Starky
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Only my legendary reputation.
The next poster hasn't paid his rent in favor of new models.
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Well I only have so much blood...
The next poster needs a better job.
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Not really: What I need is to turn my part time busness into my full time busness, thus getting much more well paid.
The next poster haven't worked in this life (yet).
Starky
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do most 11 year olds work?
the below poster will mock be because of my innate awesomeness.
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No, I mock your size... ::)
The next poster is just... small, too small.
Starky
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HAHA. no. Im 6 foot 3, a football player for an american college thank you ;)
The next poster believes the truth in this statement.
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A pic, or you doesn't even exist - And isn't 6' 3" borderline small to play football? I mean, I just watched the Superbowl, so...
The next poster like sports. All kind. Even the crazy ones.
Starky
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LOVE me some midget tossin XDDD.
PS: COLLEGE football haha. Not professional... Theyre alot bigger.
And the pic is here:
http://www.photoreflect.com/pr3/OrderPage.aspx?pi=02X200EU010048&po=48 (http://www.photoreflect.com/pr3/OrderPage.aspx?pi=02X200EU010048&po=48)
The next poster LOVES Midget Tossing.
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Yeah, I do. Especially when it get done over a piranha pool.
The next one have a bad habit of eating too much...
Starky
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That habits not as bad as the one where I projectile vomit all over strangers though.
The next poster is a yard gnome, or at least resembles one.
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I have a hat...
The next poster will tell me if a top hat or a fedora is close enough.
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You can't tell the difference between the two? Man, you have some fashion issues you should confront one day.
The next poster wears a woman's hat.
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Only in your wet dreams.
The next poster have these.
Starky
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Uhhhh. No comment.
The next poster will not respond either.
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No, I'll be honest: I did, once upon a time. And who cares, most guys had someday, no great revelation here... ::)
The next poster is horrified by the crudeness.
Starky
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Nothing shocks or surprises me; you should see me at B-day parties.
The next poster is always in shock or terror, or both.
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Only when I have to see your FACE!! (oooooh, burn!!)
The next poster will call me an immature dick for that.
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Okay, you are an immature dick. Hey, you asked! ;D
The next poster entertained the thought of giving me ban points before... (if he could)
Starky
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If by ban points you mean blunt trauma to the head then yes.
The next poster has a severe head wound.
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Had. No more. For years. And you all can bear witness that I am quite normal.
The next poster deserve to be hit for something he's done recently.
Starky
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I was pretty damned stone cold at that apoc game, but I can't help it! I see people start crying and I have to go in for the kill...
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The next poster will whine about Jawy not posting anything.
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Yeah, "cut it out dude!"
"I'm sorry, will it make up for my bad if I provide a link to an obnoxious tavern game?""The Court of the Monkey God" (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=177758.0)
The next poster has to click that link, they cannot resist but check it out.
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I was about to do it until I saw you dare me to not do it.
The next poster, on the other hand, didn't read the dare and clicked on the link.
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A wrong assumption, I didn't.
The below poster is too stubborn for his own Good.
Starky
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You won't make me admit it though.
The next poster is a sissy.
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(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi184.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fx187%2FStarrakatt%2F40KOnline%2FUberJimmy-1.gif&hash=0c9d5ee784b3e1bd5ba772c350743ac140465686)
Awww Jawy, making fun of your fellow Taverner... :o
The next poster is a squalid bastard.
Starky
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I do lack compassion and a conscious...
The next poster loves to be berated and beat down, likely why they're in their current relationship.
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you know me to well
the next poster is a spy sent by my mrs to find even more reasons for her to beat on me
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Bonds brother, 006 at your service ;)
The next poster is REALLY REALLY like pedobear
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Only for you. :-*
The next poster is the inspiration behind pedobear.
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Actually I AM pedobear. ;D
The next person wants to be me, Pedobear
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No, I am already twice that.
The next poster won't likely approve of some Taverner's bad tastes...
Starky
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Absolutely, on the tastefulness scale some taverner's are just plain [DELETED BY TASTE POLICE].
The next poster will have more tact then myself.
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A blunt NO. See what I mean?
The next poster is My new target.
Starky
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but.. i don't want to be a target?
I think the below poster is male
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Halfway right ;) no but really... yeah thats right.
The next poster laughed kinda at my statement
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A bit. Being from a weird, genderless species from outer space is ok, I respect that...
The next poster will worry about the mental state of a fellow poster.
Starky
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Not really, insanity is pretty common on the internet
The next poster as some addiction problems to glue sniffing.
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Only because its so hard to reassemble corpses using a needle and thread.
The next poster has soft skin.
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My leathery hide isn't what you could call soft.
The next poster share some similarities with dogs.
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Well i do get to hump any female i come across if i so choose ;)
The next poster has a different similarity
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indeed i do i have been licking my own bits for many years now
the next poster wishes they could achieve such a feat
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If I were a cat or dog, I would most assuredly never leave the home!
The next poster has a baboon heart.
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Sadly, no.
The next poster will love to play tennis.
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Only when using hamsters, because they squeak funny when you swat them.
The next poster has launched a flaming hamster out of a highly modified toaster, destroying their kitchen and wounding the cat.
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Hopefully the cat was in a safe place, my sister lost an eye though :-\
The next poster wont have a fixation on hamsters.
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Not so much a fixation as an apetite.
The next poster loves the sound of small mammals as you bite them in half.
We, we, WREEEEE! - [CHOMP]
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Yes, though I extend the pleasure to the hatchet for bigger mammals...
The next poster is a squealer, either in pain or in pleasure.
Starky
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Naw I like it when they lay real still and stay real quite.
The next poster will not get it.
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You bet I don't, it's your's and there's no way I'm going to get it with a 10' pole... With an axe though...
The next poster does have bloodthirsty thoughts from time to time. I do.
Starky
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Indeed, especially in class when people stick on dumb questions/commentaries. (Indeed no, the belief in reincarnation won't change the point of view of the participants of Rawl's Original Position).
The next poster will understand my pain or what I'm talking about.
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Hmmm, yes, I know these situations. So yes, I do understand you!
And thank higher beings that my semester has ended or it would have culmulated in the rigourus flogging of dumb people ;D
The next poster does actually indulge in the art of flogging.
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Only those that need it; whether they know it or not.
The next poster needs a beating.
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Even when your not using innuendos Jawmonkey it come off like it.
The next poster will think its just me in the gutter right now.
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No, I was just thinking about how much I like your wig...
The next poster wears a hairpiece.
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nah... but my cancer grandma does.
The next poster is incredulous i said this
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I'm never surprised, but at least she's alive; hair will grow back.
The next poster's grandma could shatter their jaw with one hit, and they would have it comin'!
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Might have it coming, isn't going to happen. Jesus won't help her with that.
The below poster would be offended if I referred to Christians as "Jesus Buffs" to put them on the same level as all other crazy obsessive people.
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Nah, don't much care. Insult Pastafarianism, though.....
The next poster will also have been touched buy His Noodly Appendage.
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Well when you have a mutant octopus melded to your armpit you have to make the best of it.
The next poster has a similar growth, only on their face.
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Sadly th growth is my face
the next poster will have no sympathy for my horrible disfigured features
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You're right, I don't.
The below poster is horrified at My lack of sympathy.
Starky
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Nah, its more like expected now.
the next poster is similarly inclined.
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I always agree with MY own opinion.
The next poster is green with envy.
Starky
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Why? I totally agree with myself.
"Yes, I do."
"Me too!"
"Ditto!"
"Anyone got any burritos?"
The next poster has multiple voices in their head, but they're lame.
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Indeed, the voice of reason is often in contradiction with my own.
The next poster has no reason what so ever.
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If by reason you mean compassion then yes.
next poster is a softy.
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As evidenced by my lack of Mod-power abuse recently, yes.
The next poster will give me a reason to stop being a softy and abuse my powers.
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Nah, I don't feel like coming up with another game yet. :-*
The next poster should be asleep, maybe even put to sleep.
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Well, I will go to sleep soon. Wait, is this about the men in white coats weilding syringes waiting outside my door?
The next poster will die sometime in his life. It will be blamed on bunnies and zombies. Possibly large doses of neurotoxins too,
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Funny, I was torn between old age or a big rock wiping out all of humanity...
The next poster is reading this despite telling themselves they have much better things they should be doing.
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He is right as well
the next poster likes pretending to be an assassin
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Its just so much more personal to garot, compared to ranged firearms, know what I mean?
The next poster prefers to kill with Nerf.
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Indeed, although it's pretty long. It takes 1 or 2 hundred shots before the victim starts to bleed.
The next poster knows a better but out of the ordinary way to kill.
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My specially trained legion of gerbils will do the job just fine...running around in circles on the victim's throat until they have tread a track into the soft flesh that takes the head off clean.
The below poster is a vivid tree-hugger and is against the use of gerbils as a weapon.
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Yes, never mess with one's favorite food.
The below poster's liver could be in better shape.
Starky
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Truthfully, I did eat a bottle of Flintstone's vitamins as a small lad, so now I don't drink (stupid wimpy liver).
The next poster doesn't drink either, but only becuase they're way underage.
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Underage in many part of the world, but not here in Canada were the legal age is 18 and we truly start to drink at 16 :P
The next poster envy my nationality because he's underage where he lives.
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I could never.... Im American ;) Best country on earth.
The next poster thinks their country is better
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Hell yeah, the United States is way cooler than America.
The next poster is probably from Guam.
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No. I wish. It's warm there.
The below poster is not playing WAR.
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Yeah, avoiding homework, the Apoc game is this weekend (e.g. playing war); I get to add heavy support to an Elysian drop force along with more Dark Angels we get to stop some heretics and Orks!
The next poster won't get to play any 40k this weekend.
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That will be me then! I shal indulge in the German Carneval and have beer, beer, beer and some schnaps. I wouldn't be able to play 40k, but hey, what's the limit to drive a Baneblade?
The below poster looks at his/her favourite vehicle and wishes it were real.
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I'd only get in trouble with a giant robot anyway [sigh]
Thre next poster has disgusted themselves with posting in the discussion forum as well.
(I post and it makes me wish it was the blunt thread again, so I can tell them off...)
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I did very rarely post there, can't bother to get into endless argument.
The next poster hadn't won a game for some time now.
[Apoc Jawy? You should bless us with a batrep w/ pics - I have a 3 games GW Tourney Saturday and I'll do]
Starky
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I haven't played a game for a year now. :(
The below poster don't really care why. ;)
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No I would like to hear!
The next poster will tell me why Russ29 hasn't play a game in a year, no matter if it's the truth or a dirty lie.
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Well, truth be told, his army is so poorly put together and he has a strange flatulating problem, so no one lets him into the LGS; and he's a big fat cheater. ;D
The next poster fits that bill.
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Maybe the next.
The below poster experience a lack of creative motivation.
Starky
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Eh... I've been meaning to write a novel since forever...
The next poster is interested in what I'd write about.
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Nah, hamster ranching for profit bores me.
The next poster has a lucrative cricket farm made out of an old bathtub.
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Well, yeah, gotta pay for my 40k stuff SOMEHOW...
The next poster will give me a better idea for making money.
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Yeah, its called a real job; did you know that McDonald's is the world's largest employer of college graduates... oh wait, they turned you down, errr... well, this is a little awkward then, huh?
The next poster has a sweet job... in mind; too bad they have a crappy one outside of their imagination.
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Heh...writer.
The below poster is warmer than I am.
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Yeah although it's not a good thing, the room I rent at University has a problematic heating system.
The next poster live in a 15x10 (feet) room too.
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Nay, a house for me, can't be bothered to measure...
The next poster will correctly guess what alert just popped up on my screen!
And then I will lie to cover their nascent psychic ability up.
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Oh crap! the robots are attacking simultaneously, not good.
The next poster has already been attacked, and is now nothing more than a shell with a calculator for a brain.
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Robots? Hahaha what robots.....it was just an email.....101110. I mean cough.
The below poster is most illogical and must be deleted.
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I knew it! They've already replaced you; now there's only a handful of us to stop the "Great Commodore 64 takeover" of '09!
The next poster now only has a cassette tape memory backup (anyone else even seen one of these?).
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Funnily enough, my father work in a bank and they're still using huge tapes for their backups.
The next poster has no confidence in banks and sleep with all his money. Or perhaps he hopes to become immune to aids this way ;)
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AIDS is also transmitted by money if you sleep with it.
The below poster is a nut case of the worst kind - and will give us, normal people, a good example of their nuttiness.
Starky
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Like my avy? Me too!
The next poster likes the pic.
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It is not bad - Where does it come from?
The next poster doesn't fear to thread the path of stable relationship with the feminine gent.
Starky
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No, you must have meant "doesn't fear to tread on feminine gents"; I mean, they scream a lot, so that actually makes it fun to beat them up.
I made the pic; my ugly mug+DOW II promo image+Photoshop fun=Pure Win!
The next poster is not as talented with image editing software.
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You are right, I ain't. But I experienced some mild successes with photoshop and the likes...
The next poster believe in Hell and shall explain...
Starky
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Well yeah, do you really want to spend an enternity with chumps like coreyb or DA08? Not me, no thank you very much!
The next poster agrees.
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Indeed, coreyb was an insane 14 years old spammer, who could want to pass time with him?
The next poster will enlighten me about the notorious deeds of DA08 or attribute them to himself in an desperate attempt to show off.
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Well, I got a couple creepy emails from him, but it just reassured me that he was a dork.
The next poster doesn't have any great stories about the two losers.
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No but I would like to hear about those creepy email :P
The next poster will provide me an example and more story of banned people.
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DA08 sent me and couple others some rather questionable images in an email; they were rather lame. I think he was trying to disturb me, but he forgot one important thing; I have no conscious and am surprised by nothing (humanity is nothing if not predictable).
Other than that, I helped get a turd banned for trading real poorly; he ripped me off (a little), but he got some other poor guy for hundreds of dollars; he's lucky he lives in Detroit, if he was closer I would have paid him a visit.
The next poster is not quite as vengeful.
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haha thats not right XD I once destroyed a kid in GYM hockey for laughing when i slipped.
The next poster has done something worse than knocking a kid unconscious in gym
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Yeah, but I'm not telling you fools.
The next poster will write something spammy and worthless.
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Here you go: DOW 2 sucks because it's not like DOW 1!
The next poster has an opinion on DoW 2 and will gladly share it with us!
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I feel like Duke Nuk'em 3D's sequel will be out before that game.
The next poster knows that pain.
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I do - been waiting on DNF for... how many years now? 10?
The next poster is, like me, currently downloading DoW2 on Steam.
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Nah, I youtubbed a couple demos, but I really like to play 40k in person.
The next poster has never played a real game of 40k yet.
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Exactly right. I have played Macragge and have had a game involving a HQ and 1 troop choice but I have yet to play a proper game of 40K.
The poster below prefers to paint 40K figures rather than play games with them.
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Phail: Exactly the reverse.
The next poster have broken the copyright laws... many times.
Starky
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I'm not sure, never have time to read IP gibber-jabber, too busy trying to download and store the entire interweb in cassette form.
The next poster has succeeded... in something lame recently.
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Can't remember... Which one?
The next poster would have more happy time in bed if he could.
Starky
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sleep, glorious sleep; naw, off to work.
the next poster will remain lazy all day.
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If by lazy you mean sleep, then yes.
The next poster has been caught by his boss surfing the net instead of doing what he's paid for.
Starky
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Yeah, but as long as he missed me watching Bible Black it's fine.
The below poster has never watched Bible Black at work because it was dead.
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You like talking about yourself, do you?
The next poster has a wider range of anime interests than BB.
Starky
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Of course...Bible Black just happens to be my favorite.
The below poster is unaffected by the anti-sex aura.
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I'm just thankful you don't use yourself as an avy, thanks again.
The next poster is not sexy in the least; they have made girls throw up before from hinting at hooking up.
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Right again Not throw up but.......well let's just say girls can be cruel.
The poster below used to a the star of their school footie team.
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haha skinniest and fastest defensive lineman to grace our school ;) I miss football... broke a Qb's ribs once... 3 of em.
The next poster doesnt understand the pride you feel at injuring someone in a sport.
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I understand the pride of injuring someone period.
The next poster is also blood hungry.
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O you don't know the half of it
the next poster likes bacon mishape shoes - foil packed for extra freshness
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the next poster likes bacon
There, fixed that for you.
The next poster thinks this (http://5.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19k6jw3siKEyWr0OXo1_500.jpg) is a good idea.
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Only to prove that I can out-eat you.
The next poster cannot eat (or fit into their tummy) an entire large pizza in fifteen minutes (I'm taking my time for your sake).
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wrong... i could outeat you any day ;) high school football players? we can outeat ANYBODY!
The next poster knows someone who can eat even better.
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Yeah, that crazy asian kid. It's not your size its how you've trained your stomach to stretch.
The next poster cannot eat 2 Hardee's Monster burgers.
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Probably not...
The below poster doesn't consider that a talent to be proud of.
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Indeed, binge drinking on the other hand...
The next poster consider binge drinking better than "binge eating".
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I plan to be a writer, and what writer is complete without a bottle of Knob Creek or, in a bind, Jack Daniels.
The below poster doesn't think a Film Noir flick is complete without Bogey.
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Sure helps.
The below poster is waiting eagerly for Tarentino's Inglorious Basterds to be out.
Starky
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Nah, he makes everyone talk too much in his movies, it irritates me. I mean I don't want to pay good money to hear jackroots jibber-jabber, when I could be seeing the stuff that makes people in foreign countries really hate us (sex, violence, bunny rabbits, etc...)
The next poster agrees.
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Honestly... no. I never disagree with Myself.
The next poster managed to have thoughts disturbing enough to put himself about his own mental health (I mean, I was finishing reading Hamilton's Misspent Youth yesterday and near the end there's riots in the street and it's when it happened: I had a mindslip I clearly saw the giant snowblower speeding down the streets - and the end product. Yuck. I was almost queasy for a while after that...)
Starky
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Once, when I was 6.
The next poster will use yellow text.
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Ahem...
The next poster shall explain his prescience.
Starky
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He hasn't noticed me lurking about.
The below poster expected Darigan to answer this.
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Yes, that could be said to be true.
I expect the next poster to have some form of comment about me.
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Well, to be honest you haven't yet said or done something that we could use against you, and that in terrifying and messy ways. But don't worry, that will happens soon enough if you hang around in there, believe Me... [bwah-ah-ah...]
The below poster enjoys the pressure...
Starky
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Can't paticularly feel any.
The next poster will have an avatar wielding a weapon.
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A weapon of the Guerrilla movement against the Bourgeoisie.
The below poster hasn't heard the word "Bourgeoisie" in a while.
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Never heard of it.
The next poster has been ninja'd at least once.
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Yeah but they'll pay soon enough!
The next poster has actually cried before about getting ninja'd and then having to rewrite their entire post.
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Rewrite, yes. Cry, no.
The next person to post is highly suspicious of that statement.
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I am suspicious of any low post count Taverner. High post count too when I think about it.
The below poster likely entertain such a healthy paranoia.
Starky
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Nooo... What makes you think that? Have you been watching me?
The next poster will display evidence of being colour-blind.
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What are you talking about?
The below poster is a slow wit.
Starky
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You obviously don't know me very well; my wit is fast, like razors blasted out of a shotgun, brother.
The next poster will agree.
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Do I have to?
The next poster will be a Space Marine player.
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Never, ever. At least not in any foreseeable future. And I've been playing 40K for the last 13 years...
The below poster is pissed with his obsolete Storm Shield/Thunder Hammer Terminators.
Starky
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Yeah, why do I bother? they always die first, and I never use their abilities, just a convenient meatshield.
The next poster cares less about the things that got nerfed with the new rules than I do.
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...Daemonette Horde, the beslubber do you think?
The below poster will either become accustomed to me swearing...a whole beslubberin lot...or leave the tavern for the night. (See http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=178757.msg2184291;topicseen#new (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=178757.msg2184291;topicseen#new))
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Well... I'll either get used to it, or start abusing my Modly powers :D
The next poster will be 17 +/- 3 years old.
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nope 22
the next poster will also wonder why the mod is after someone so young
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Its called a preemptive strike; kill them before they cause any trouble.
The next poster can hear a strange whistle from above their house; the bomb about to flatten it.
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Yeah, a Good thing that I have that unpenetrable force dome over here, that's the third beslubbering time this week.
The next poster is too old to change and become, say, more idiotic/smartarse like...
Starky
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Old enough to know better.
The next poster is just a young fool.
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ehh... at 17... probobly. But either way, I try XD.
The next poster thinks the squats should be back...
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Certainly not!
The next poster think that the game is becoming awfully standardised and that what make some armies unique is slowly dispearing, i.e pissed at GW.
Starky
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I just want a better DA FAQ, but it is getting easier to remember wargear for all armies...
The next poster is frothing at the mouth over 5th ed.
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Not really, just jealous of 5th ed 'dexes.
The next poster us more hurt than I am.
Starky
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Have you seen the 3rd edition Dark Eldar Dex? Or the 4th? Or the 5th? No...
The next poster will be angry that IMPERIAL GUARD get the next codex before DE.
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Not exactly angry but I'm pissed no end that they get a Fast Transport, possibly allowing faster than 12" Disembarkation.
All of the Eldar, dead and living are/shall turn on their graves. :-\
Starky
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Good, maybe that worthless soulstone paperweight will do something cool; I rarely have time to skin a space elf in front of it to see those "wailing lights". When I do though its totally worth it. boo, hoo, poor dying race. :'(
The next poster tried to buy a soulstone once, but got ripped off instead
"stupid fist-sized diamond with no space elf soul in it!" [throws in gutter]
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Perhaps that could explain why I heard souls' cries when I broke that old glass globe.
The next poster is an angry Eldar player who believes that God Falcons are a legitimate Eldar's right and that Valkyries just exist to annoyed them. ;)
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No, but the once unique features that once characterized the different armies/races are blurring more and more, rendering the game more bland.
The next poster agrees that when everyone and their sister will have fast transports, deep strikers by the dozens, and all the special rules uniformised (already a good way on) boredness will become a more common trait. So to speak.
Starky
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"Counts as" armies will be easier to use.
Wait those are Eldar, I mean SM, but who cares; about the same codex since the new codex came out.
The next poster got a headache from the anger of reading that and realizing the truth to it.
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No headache, but displeasure and mild anger, yes. I crap all over the new IG
Falcon I mean Valkyri (almost same thing, really).
The next poster is for a change of subject before it degenerates.
Starky
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Yes indeed... boy Canada sure does suck. I mean I almost feel sorry for the French-Canadian, but then I realised they could always move. :P
The next poster will be French-Canadian and have something smart to say.
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Nope.
The next poster will post after I log off again.
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Posting while you're still logged on. So there.
The next poster will be surprised to see me back.
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I lost the ability to be surprised after selling my soul for longevity, rage, and a bucket of synthmuscle.
The next poster can flip a car over when angry.
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Nope, but I become green!
The next poster can do both.
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Sadly I turn pink, but my arms get as big around as diesel tires so I can't really complain.
The next posters mom has bigger "pythons" than they do.
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Pythons?
The next poster has also never heard that particular term used in such a manner before.
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Never, ever.
The next poster won't catch me here until tommorrow.
Starky
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That would depend on the time-zone really, but I try my best ;D
The below poster has lost track of his/her time-zone.
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Yes, too much time here.
The next poster is a newbie, due for some quality time 'sitting on my lap'.
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Ugh. Thank the gods you're wrong. Because, you know, that's so unusual ;).
The next poster will be relieved at their lucky escape.
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I'm not a newbie, but I am about due for some time in Sancty's lap.
The below poster is not.
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Thank the Monkey God (e.g. myself).
The next poster has been to Sancty's lap and still has the rash.
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No. Just how long has the Tavern games been a wretched hive of scum and villainy anyway?
Next poster will tell me what went wrong.
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I cum here into this Tavern.
The next poster won't correct the word to 'come'.
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Wrong. Cum and rotten puppy are a bad combination.
The next poster will agree and make sure it never happen again or find something worse and make sure it happen as often as possible.
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Nah, You sots are welcome to roll in filth all you want; in fact, here's some more...
[the Monkey God throws a massive 5 gallon bucket full of feces in your mouth, it's hard to tell what is worse the taste or the smell as the icor, blood, maggots and other filth seep into every crevase]
The next poster suddenly feels dirty.
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yeah but i always do
the next poster is a saint like person
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Yes, I'm so well behaved and I love everyone.
The next poster smells something rotten.
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Yeah, Sanctjub must be lurking somewhere.
The next poster will start an entire new line of below posters predictions, something new that this thread has not seen before.
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Yes on the first part, no on the second.
The next poster will object to being called Sanctjub.
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Your clairvoyance is pathetic.
The next poster is thinking of the number... 3. Oh, and quit slouching.
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No. But I do slouch.
The next poster is on a diet. And need it.
Starky
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I like to maintain my Druchii figure.
The below poster could bench me. (130)
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At the top of my shape, no problem.
The next poster has the shape of an ogre and could lift a fridge with one hand.
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I'm 180 lbs, so I need two hands.
The next poster is "goofy".
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Am not!
Next poster expected a reference to 'Goofy time!'
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Sorry, I don't remember too much about "A brief history of time" by Stephen Hawkins.
The next poster is about to be sucked into a micro-black-hole.
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[size=9]No I'm no[/size][size=8]o[/size]ootttt
The next poster is drunk, or soon will be.
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Sorry I don't drink; it dulls the wit and gives me compassion, not something one needs when skinning hobos.
The next poster skins hobos as well.
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Between killing them and eating them, there is not much time before getting caught you know.
The next poster also think that hobbos are a cheap source of protein.
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I'm going to save you some ridicule at posting what you just said and simply say that I chuckled when I realized you mispelled ;) "hobbos"
The next poster won't be as kind as me.
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Jawmonkey, you get Gerald's mouth, I get his ass.
The next poster will enjoy the show.
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A good actor always enjoys his own performance, but I got dibs on the wound in his ribcage [stab, stab] and thumbs (for the necklace).
The next poster has their own impressive "Krovikian fetish".
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If by 'krivikian' you mean something related to a good anvil, a forge hammer and your balls, then yes.
The enxt poster is do not want to hear the sound from that particular scene.
Starky
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You caught me. Also, I caught you (enxt - yay typo!).
The next poster has posted in the anime/manga thread.
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Only to put down a furry, but is that so wrong?
The next poster does not enjoy the idea of making out with a man-hampster.
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Errr, yeah.
The next one like reading (A serious question? :o)
Starky
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The next one like reading (A serious question? :o)
Starky
Wow. A serious question. That came out of nowhere. Yes, I love reading. Too much, probably. I own waaaaay too many books.
The below poster is aware of the proto-Indoeuropean origins to many myths.
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There is never too many books. Remind me that I need to build a new bookshelve...
The below poster is aware of the proto-Indoeuropean origins to many myths.
Interesting, but logic if you think of it: Ever read Lord of Light from Roger Zelazny? An excellent (and Hugo Award winning) example of this.
The next poster NEVER get caught by typos or grammatical incorrectness.
Starky
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No I was a page ago.
The next poster praises Grammar Nazis and encourage them to continue their good work.
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As a victim of grammarnazism, NO.
The next poster have never been hit by Jimmy's modhammer.
Starky
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Nah, they got me a few times, but they can't stop me and they know it, so they tolerate it for now (because that bastard will just start another account and it'll get even worse...)
The next poster is on their fourth account, the first three having been shut down by mods.
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No. It is my second, but only because I moved and lost all data on my old one - A full 250 and such post down the toilet.
The next poster had it worse.
Starky
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Well...my one true love got banned a while back. Then Shade and I got what I believe were our second bans for being the same person.
The below poster has never been banned.
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Nope, its because I'm so nice to everyone here and would never ever do anything bad.
The next poster whole-heartedly believes that statement.
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Of course...
The next poster find that Jester's emo trip about Greenstuff is misplaced (Just contact the git on msn!)
Starky
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Ugh, I'd never do something so foolish.
The next poster believes that was one of the Mods better decisions.
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Once again, I'm happy not knowing the details of the last two posts; too much like gossip... you roost of hens.
The next poster is in the same basket.
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Don't really care anymore, really...
The next poster lie all the time.
Starky
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I attempt to never lie; of course, that statement alone is a lie, but you know what I mean.
The below poster is a lying little turd, and will likely end up in the bottom of a river for blabbing too much.
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True, I talk too much - I do not lie that much, nor am that little - Yeah, cry Me a river - If I remember well it is you who tend to be the turd in the Tavern, right...?
The next poster never did it in the bathroom before.
Starky
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Nah... But just about everywhere else XD. Why use the bathroom when you've got a bed or a kitchen?
The next poster has a crazy story about IT in a strange location.
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"...and That's why I'm no longer a Catholic! ...or allowed in any church north of New York"
The below poster is thrown off by my replying.
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Nope XD. Got a laugh out of me.
The next poster is appalled by the last post! But also slightly curious...
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Curious is indeed a way to explain it, and the only appalling thing is that the Ol' Priest decided to share the video online...
The below poster is not thrown off by my replying.
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I am not.
The below poster will be thrown off by my Modly wrath.
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Depends, is your Modly wrath strong enough to ban another mod :P?
The next poster will answers.
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Not likely; I don't even think they gave him the mod chew toy when he got his promotion.
The next person is not a mod.
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No, and won't likely be, I pissed off too many mods in the Tavern. Besides, who want the extra work?
The next poster had a wet dream about it.
Starky
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Nah, I have no interest in mod-dom.
The below poster would be amused to see what would happen if I were given mod powers for a week.
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As long as pink writing doesn't become a tavern rule, yes.
The next poster also think that pink isn't an appropriate colour for writing.
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Unless your dressed as the Easter Bunny, then I agree.
The next poster is in a similar situation as mine; the bunny outfit is pretty cool to wear, but all the blood all over it is making hard to attract new children to eat.
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Actually, I've found that vodka gets the stains out... and if not, well, just drink it till you don't care anymore.
The next poster thinks I'm a horrible influence and shouldn't be allowed near minors.
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No, some kids could learn how to drinks, especially in US :P.
The next poster couldn't leave without beer and can't pass a day without a drink.
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I agree if you replace beer with 'a hard on' and drink with a 'BJ'.
The next poster has bruised knees, I know very well of them.
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And let's not forget rug-burn!
The next poster is currently browsing pr0n while waiting for someone to post here.
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How phail... I however, am desperately waiting for that coffee's water to boil.
The below poster isn't in good shape at all.
Starky
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Considering the last apoc game (complete rout, stupid Nurgly bastards) no, I'm not doing very well; but I'll take those lessons learned when I touch ground taking mote termies and dreds this time.
The next poster hates termies, not necessarily scared witless, but they really don't like to see a lot of them.
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On the contrary, I always have Plasma goodness for those wood-rotting bastards... and those Tactical Dread thingies, too.
The poster below me probably isn't awake as I'm typing this.
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Are any of us truly awake or living in a nightmare of modern slavery?
Next poster answers.
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Can't tell it here, big brother is watching me.
The next poster fears the Global Government.
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Nope, I only fear not getting a good job at the soilent green factories.
The next poster is "tasty".
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Maybe so, but hard to say as I am not yet cold stiff. Besides, I prefer red soylent.
The next poster have experienced some very weird movies in the past.
Starky
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I've seen far weirder movies than any human should.
The next poster has a significant lack in B-movie knowledge.
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Actually, good sir, I was raised on B-movies and can talk at great length about such classics as Attack of the Killer Tomatoes and Wasp-Woman.
The next poster saw Watchmen and loved it.
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No, I actually babysat a siblings kid so that they could, but I'll watch it soon.
The next poster has seen it and will begin to ruin it all for everyone (and should be rightly shot).
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:'( noooo.... (yet)
The below poster is a cruel man.
Starky
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Very much. SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE! amphetamine parrot, wrong spoiler....
The next poster will murder me if I spoil Watchmen.
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I know where you live...
The below poster will be scared. If not by me, by the hatchet I have in hand.
What were you saying about Watchmen already, mmm?
Starky
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Heh scared of you? The hatchet in your hand?
Dont make me laugh!
Now if you were Gumby with an axe splitting you from the top of your head down to the middle of your face, and you walked into my room, pulled the axe out of your face and was about to chop me with it....then maybe I would be scared. But then again thats just cuz it was a nightmare I had when I was a child.
The below poster will miss Gumby and his pony pal Pokey too!
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I only wish I had a shirt that said something obnoxious like, "Pet my pokey" or something similar.
No hatchet huh? Well then, the next poster likes bare hands.
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Yeah, close and personnal, and you can bite the other's nose while strangling.
I praise you for the suggestions - The art of murder always need fresh ideas.
And I'm the one who put the axe in Gumbi's head - I have fond memories of him. Yes...
Starky
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Haha, the below poster will berate starky for misspelling his name in a different thread, and for posting a praise comment in the wrong thread XD
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Damn! Early morning isn't really my cup of tea... I dare anyone to further rib Me - especially Sammy and Taupro... >:(
The next poster is a compulsive internet murder, or would be if he knew where those pesky Taverners lives...
Starky, Murderer in Chief
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There are certain non-taverners I'd murder... And Shade.
The below poster is actually rather fond of Shade.
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Yes, he's soooo easy...
The next poster find that the Tavern is awfully empty these times...
Starky, Excrutiator of n00bs
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I wouldn't know... too young in tavern years! It is my birthday today though, so yeah i guess.
The below poster still wants to rib starky XD
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Yeah, I want to stick something in between his ribs; a toaster.
The next poster likes the idea of a coffee machine in a similar location.
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Only if there's an autonomous powersource.
The below poster is just... below. Yeah... Below.
Starky
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Indeed.
The below poster is mildly confused to see me more active on 40KO while on vacation than I have been since October.
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...Active...? ...And just who are you?
The below poster believe in Santa Klaus.
Starky
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So, I saw Watchmen today.
The below poster feels Starky is in need of a spoiler or three for forgetting about me.
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No, I refuse to listen to any spoiler and thus, log out. :P
The below poster won't see me logged in when reading this.
Starky
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You're still logged in as I start to type.
The below poster will miss Starky.
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How would I know?
The next poster will give me good reasons to miss Starrakatt.
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Cuz he's...nice.
The next poster will agree.
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I disagree simply because it is you saying I will miss him...
The next poster will feel trapped by this game.
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Stop qualifying others with what you deem to be your own problem will you?
The next poster never got the chance to hunt a T Rex.
Starky
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Not yet, but someday...
The next poster will join my dinosaur hunts when I tell them our weapon will be an orbital laser cannon.
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Meh, what about the 'close and personal' part? Personally I prefer the machete.
The next poster would use something different.
Starky
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A chainsaw launcher... Loud and Messy, and kinda close up XD
The next poster has a better weapon of choice... In their opinion anyways.
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A white heated fork, but it's not effective at killing anyways. It's more like a torture tool.
The next poster also enjoys torture.
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Yes, from Wednesday to Friday.
The next poster like to entertain a good philosophical chat about the joys of slaughter.
Starky
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uhhh... no.
The next poster is happy that paintball is to be an olympic sport!
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Huh? Seriously...?
The next poster will be more curious and Google it.
Starky
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And cut into my Googling "man-killing monkey" time? I don't think so; besides, I'm at work.
The next poster watches the Olympics.
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Not since we, Canada, have been beaten in the medal count by Ethiopia last summer.
The next poster was also disillusioned about the Olympics.
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Technically not, since I wasn't very illusioned to begin with.
The next poster will be a fan of Dune
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It's not bad, although the books are much better; read House Harkonnen, so much wrong stuff happens in it.
The next poster has read at least one Dune book.
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Hum.. I played the 2000ish Dune game from Westwood for about 2h, does it count :P
The next poster is disappointed by the turn that Westwood's franchises took in the last years.
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More of an FPS guy myself, could never get into the RTS stuff.
The next poster is still mad about Mrs. PacMan.
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That little strumpet? No, I'm over her... she can have all the bloody ghosts she wants... she broke my heart and I don't care one wit for.... errr, sorry, what was the question again?
The next poster thinks games have all gone downhill since Pong.
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No. Just no. That could not be more wrong. (Looks over at Dawn of War 2, and Resident Evil 4 and 5).
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I think the first Resident Evil just burnt me out (stupid puzzles), DOW2 looks neat, but more interested in 40k Space Marine personally.
The next poster spends too much time wasted at video games, when they should be making me a functional power fist instead (hurry up! I'll give you my army).
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Haha yeah i probably do... and Resident Evil 4 and 5 are nothing like any of the other games. Try it, you'll love it.
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Previews are... interesting.
The next poster will remind you to say something like "say something about the next poster". ;)
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You heard the man Taupro.
The next poster would jump someone's throat if he had the chance.
Starky
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Did you mean "jump on someone's throat" or "bite out..."? I mean, either case its a yes...
The next poster needs a beating; a swift kick in the head right now, and they know exactly why. ;)
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Haha just turned 18... going to a strip club no matter what the rents say... so probably XD.
The next poster will tell me whether or not strip clubs are overated.
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They are I guess, never been my cup of tea, it's been years... Although I beat you as I got illegally in one at 17. :o
The next poster broke the LAW.
Starky
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No, it was a fire-and-forget weapon; the tube was meant to be thrown away.
the next poster has never been to a strip club.
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Well huh... the irony...
The next poster LOVES strip clubs and visits one almost religiously.
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Nope, they make me sad; granted, there's always one hottie that needs to go on to bigger and better venues, but there's always too many that are just stupid little girls or ancient grannies. That and if you spend half the money wasted there on a real girl, you might get to touch her. ;)
The next poster agrees.
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Not only agrees, but a friend of mine spent close to a thousand dollars at a strip club to beslubber a girl... if he had spent nearly that much on booze, he's have gotten laid ten times over. Maybe not with a hottie, of course...
The next poster wonders if I'm really the one who spent nearly a thousand...
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What a sucker, but if that's the only way one can get it... well, then this thread starts to get a little more sad and pathetic.
The next poster has better uses for a thousand dollars; namely bullets and drugs (ahh, high school).
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Bullets mostly so you can use them to get drugs and many other things.
The next poster also praise small arms (and bigger but less subtle ones too).
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Yeah, but in all honesty a 20mm revolver would probably rip your shoulder off. :'(
The next poster has heard of Underground RPG, by Mayfair games (Geoff Darrow did a lot of illustrations awesome game concept).
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I Googled it, looks nice, too bad I don't have the time to do RPGs anymore... :-\
The next poster is still a fervent roleplayer.
Starky
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No, but yeah, did you get to see the size of the gats! 20mm revolvers that require a strength equivalent to a small forklift to wield! also very tongue-in-cheek political references (e.g. a hamburger on the 5000 dollar bill, cannibal fast food restaraunts, terrorism is a card-holding political freedom).
The next poster is even more interested.
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I am, I am. ;D
The next poster wouldn't mind buying that one, if only even for personal referencies.
Starky
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You only need the main handbook (http://www.mayfairgames.com/mfg-shop/rpgs/underground/qps/ug350.html), if you do; should be cheap (no one remembers it), it's one of the grittiest, most hardcore RPG's you will ever lay your grubby mits on boyo, definitely worth the ducats (the game is full of crazy future-gang slang BTW). If you just have to have a supplement, try Fully strapped, always packed (http://www.mayfairgames.com/mfg-shop/rpgs/underground/qps/ug354.html) that way you can kit your boost (genetically enhanced, mentally disturbed mercenary vetran) with twin, recoil-stabilized, 9mm gatlin cannons; complete with shoulder-mounted anti-personnel missiles, ablative armour, chaff launchers, radar jammer, cigarette lighter, fax machine, cell phone, and chainsaw bayonette (really useful in-game, not purchased just for silly reasons, well, except the cigarette lighter). Fairly easy game mechanics (coming from a guy who could never quite grasp the AD&D 2ed mechanics); very interesting mental instability concepts.
The next poster can tell that this game had an influence upon me...
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Maybe it influenced the insanity XD.
The next poster will praise me for getting a date with a 20 year old college girl who models, and is a massage therapist ;).
If praise is applied, you guys might get a pic!
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Is she going to shave her arms before the hot date?
Next poster will answer.
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Surprisingly yes
The next poster has no sense of logic and is queer.
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Only for you Blinky. :-*
The next poster will want to make Blinky the meat and cheese of a graphic love sandwhich.
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Were you under the impression that there are people I don't want to do that to?
The below poster will miss BBH.
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Yes indeed; I would've worn the title of insolent like an award.
The next poster would have as well.
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[beslubber yes. I've been trying to piss Jimmy off enough for a title for almost a year now.
The below poster will be glad to hear that although BBH is gone, the punk ass be-atch won our game today.
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Anger can help a general from time to time.
The next poster has a poor handle on their anger, unable to reoute it into strategic mastery of their opponent.
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*Cough*Blind Luck*Cough*
The below poster Share's BBH's and my own belief that if you go through the entire game completely certain you'll win, you'll roll well enough to do it. But when the objective is to escape with the unmarked vital objective, even getting the other two isn't good enough when the vital one is a turn's walk from where the other side needs him.
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Uh yeah...
The next poster uses crazier scenarios.
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Hey, just because my scenarios all involve hovercrafts full of eels does NOT make them crazy!
The next poster knows who and what I'm referencing without resorting to Google or Wikipedia.
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Why, the movie "Eels on a hovercraft" with Samual L. Jackson, of course.
The next poster watched the first movie and liked it (Snakes on a plane).
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Nope, never seen it in my life.
Next poster will want to make me into a sandwich then feed my to snakes on a plane
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Uhhh, no...
The next poster will wildly curse the gods for no apparent reason.
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...Uhm...KHORNE AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A PUNK ASS be-atch!
The below poster will reply while I'm off playing Silent Hill.
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Yeah,don't wet yourself.
The next poster only plays preschool-age-appropriate games for that reason.
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Silent Hill is pre-school age appropriate. And educational. How else will you know what to do when the demonic nurse tries to cut you open.
The below poster does not share my oddly specific fetish for Silent Hill Nurses doing...things with...things to other...things...bu t has one of their own.
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Oh no... I love Silent Hill...
The next poster own some kind of gaming apparatus.
Starky
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I use multiple apparatus' while gaming.
The next poster also read Starky's post as an innuendo.
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He likes those Banshees a little too much IMHO.
The next poster has a similar problem with Ogryns.
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*Drools* Ogryns......
The next poster will be witty and original. Y'know, completely unlike me.
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Yes. Not hard to beat.
The next poster like toasters.
Starky
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Yes, the concept of energy weapons is interesting, but I doubt it will ever truly out-mod the slugthrower*.
*archaic slang references of a very old, little heard of RPG (not Underground).
The next poster knows the name of the game.
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Ugh.. no.
The next poster is coocoo for cocoa puffs!
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Or gnawin' for some Ramen.
Th next poster knows how dumb that was.
...but i'm the one with the noodles.
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I don't eat furniture batting.
The next poster has a hankerin' for freshly-bludgeoned neighbor cat (probably deep fry that bastard this time).
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Hmmm, dibs on the heart and liver.
Next poster will enjoy my sig.
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Nah. I find wargaming prowess to be the least bragworthy of all.
The below poster considers MMO prowes even less bragworthy.
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See this page of 1s and 0s, it means I'm totally a level 543 turnip-mancer, and this other page here is my +65 halberd of instant gerbil repeling; Yeah, I'm known as a bit of a clown around the city of Ogrenuts because I jump a lot when standing around. This game is so totally worth $35 dollars per month.
The next poster got all sorts of upset after reading this;"[Insert MMO title] is a totally cool game! He doesn't know what he's talking about! I'm deffinitely not twinking anyone named jabbermonkey now!"
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No upsets, more LMAO 'coz I don't play MMOs.
The next poster is yet to see someone literally LHAO.
Starky
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Naw... I tend to do that to people.
The next poster has seen a pink sock... and is scarred for life.
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Yes, but not scared.
The next poster really should stop posting in the Tavern...
Starky
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I MUST get out before i go insane... but I won't.
The next poster hates me for my not posting a question.
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Oh no... Hate is a good thing, as taught by the ways of Goovil...
The next poster will write something horrifying in some Tavern thread soon...
Starky
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I'm sure I will eventually. No idea when, though.
The next poster thinks that after spending a couple hours dryhumping an ex to hip hop I really should go see some proper moshing music.
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Mmmm.... no. Continue the dry thing.
The next poster is a virgin (no shame guys, we all were at some time. Except Santjud).
Starky
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Well....no.
The next poster will answer "yes" that question.
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Yes, why not?
The next poster will contribute. (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=180577.0)
Starky
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Unfortunately no, I have nothing to contribute to that.
The next poster has played a 'cheesy' army in 40k at least once during their lifetime....
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Yeah, against two nid armies and some plague marines today at an RTT; yeah, three losses and a buy, it was a sad day, but not so much the losses as the whole convention.
The next poster hates seeing an army they know they can't beat getting deployed (the nids, the PMs were close and fun)
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Yes, I'd hate that.
The next poster faced a double lash list at least once. (I did, it was awful).
Starky
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Nah, these CSM only had one lash, but I shot that be-atch straight back to hell along with his Nurgle Prince.
The next poster likes seeing DPs taken off the board.
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The next poster likes seeing DPs taken off the board.
Like you wouldn't believe. Those things can be sooooooo evil sometimes....
The next poster hates those who claim to know everything about 40k, despite the fact that said people have bearly glanced at the 5th edition rulebook.
True story. This one tool decided that, since he won the initial roll-off, he would make his opponent deploy first but HE would take first turn.....
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Uhhhh, sure.
The next poster will have lost to Snacty's biker list of doom.
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Not yet, and my list may be though enough to widthstand his. :P
The next poster lost to mine.
Starky
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Ooohhh, how embarassing how I had to post here at that time...
The next poster will play uber-compeitive lists just to win.
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Like... a list with TWO Jetbike Council? ROFL. ROFL. HA. HA.
The next poster has pleased Khorne in some ways.
Starky
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Not really. Well, sorta. I like playing bloodthirsters...
The next poster will think that 2 seer councils with very little scoring units is NOT cheesy.
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I refuse to 'think' about that... In fact, I do not need to as I know the end result... :-*
The next poster like the banter.
Starky
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I do, and trash talk.
The next poster loves Vassaline.
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Depends what Vasseline your talking about.
The next poster will be a frequent user of vasseline.
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Yes, both kinds, helps with army list building and penetration.
The next poster loves the mud fights.
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Only as a spectator.
The next poster prefer the more subtle art of Khorzeentch worshipping.
Starky
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Yep. Kinda hard blending the two, but the results are just AWESOME. You get crazy-awesome magic that dismembers people in new and interesting ways every single time you cast it! :D
The below poster will wonder where I've been for the past 4 days.
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I wonder.
The next poster may get an answer.
Starky
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Probably not.
The next poster has survived the charge of 30 Ork boyz :P
~Thal
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never fought orcs
the next poster will have a funny accent.
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Errr, only when I speak English. Or all the time for a Français.
The next poster screw Tau like there's no tommorrow.
The next poster has survived the charge of 30 Ork boyz :P
MY Wraithguard survived a Nobz assault. But not the game. Admitedlty, I got lucky. Countercharge FTW!
Starky
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If by screw tau, you mean rock em, then hellz yeah. I play em like no otha!
The next poster's favorite army has been made ineffective by GW... multiple times.
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Yeah, poor Hrud; hard to quit using an army who's troops choices have 2d6 rending attacks, +3++5, and a S8 AP1, assualt 3 rifle. :)
The next poster has the Hrud codex.
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Probably, if I could dig it out of the chest o' 40k stuff.
The next poster will whine about DE not getting a codex.
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[whine]
The next poster wish for some beslubbering internet updates!
Starky
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That's what you get for still using windows 3.1.
The next poster has directly wired their computer to their brain (what's left of it).
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P.73 Header...
I've replaced it for my old 486 DX2 PC processor many years ago- No money loss.
The next poster wish for an underpriced AV14 Fast Skimmer that would put Monolith's resilience to shave and still deliver full combat Termies squad or equivalent in CC with some kind of Assault Ramp a la Land Raider.
Starky
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Try the Hrud codex...
The next poster would like to see termies that could use any heavy weapon (surely I'm not the only person that could see the use for P.cannons in a termie squad).
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I would love that, I'm trying to find room for Terminators in my new Marine army
The next poster will attempt to justify the taking of 2 lash princes and Plague marines in terms of fluff :o
~Thal
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It is not the Lash of Submission power they have, it's Slurgle Humping Tentaclles upgrade! Fluff?
The next poster have seen a tank with a 12" main cannon, and then witnessed the player measure from the gun...
Starky
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Who cares, they were well within range anyway... I need to go out and buy a couple broom sticks before I build those Russ'.
The next poster is an honest player, almost to a fault.
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Almost. I like when I don't need to remind the Rulz to whom I play.
The next poster have do so... many times.
Starky
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Yes, I did; funny that I can't remember stat lines and still have trouble with the "to hit" and "to wound" charts, yet every time I mentioned a rule correction, I was right (at the RTT this weekend, where my butt was handed to me by genestealers).
The next poster hates trying to deal with five squads of genestealers and 5 or 6 fexs at the same time.
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Who doesn't?
The next poster has had appalling winning streaks.
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I think we all have...
The next poster loves fighting Tyranids :P
~Thal
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I will next list (mixed wing DA, dev squads with missiles and HBs, tac squad with plasma, and LRC and some DW of course).
The next poster, sadly, understood the entire sentence.
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Yes... The epitome of geekiness. And I don't even play SMurfs...
The next poster understand better than having (any) unit standing in the open and withing firing range of a full squad of Wraithguard.
Starky
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Hell yeah, shoot them from a distance and never, ever get into cc.
The next poster has yet to do anything really crazy for April Fools Day.
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I swapped my lovely pinstriped Tripp jacket for a white hoodie.
The next poster is nearly as bored as I am.
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Yup, but fifteen minutes from now i go back to work, nooo!
The next poster is not as productive today.
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Is it really my fault 3 of my 4 classes today had me watching movies?
The below poster does not miss their high school years.
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Yes, high school did indeed suck; don't worry you'll be out before you know it! Just remember, go to college as soon as you get out or don't bother; I waited twelve years and even though I graduate in June, it has been totally kicking my butt for the past two years.
The next poster hates school as well.
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Aside from robotics, yes. High school mostly sucked. College rules, however, aside from one thing....
The next poster also despises college athletics.
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I'm attending school online, so no athletics, but its replaced with it's own variations of suck (at least its a real degree, not a Hamburger U one...).
The next poster is a dullard.
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Haha not... My friends call me crazy, i call it fun! Like jumping on a moving car fun to see if I could do it.. ends up I can.
The next poster will post the craziest thing hes ever done.
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Yeah, this one time at band camp... no.
The next poster would not mention illicit activities online either.
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If I said no would you believe me?.
The next poster is a fan of Britney spears and her entire body of work.
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Well, maybe just workin' that body! :P
The next poster wouldn't kick her out of bed either; of course, I wouldn't only so she could be my sugar-mama (daddy needs a reaver titan!).
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I would definitely kick her out of bed. I prefer kitchen counters.
The below poster has never tried to reenact a scene from a porno, dialogue and all.
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You are quite right.
The next poster will explain me us hie definition of pr0n.
Starky
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A bad spelling of porn...
The next poster will comment on Jester's new name...
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Lawl so true.
The next poster will have a better comment on Jester's new name.
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Yeah, careful reaching under Khornate's breaches, they get real angry.
The next poster can think of a similar line for another type of CSM.
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Which, the one who can't anymore? Dustbucketing for a no sex life...
The next poster, which isn't Sanctjud or Jester, is a pervert.
Starky
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have to admit... I always get some on the first date XD
The next poster has similar records.
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Wrong.
The next poster took a bottle on the head once. (or twice...)
Starky
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More than once, and there were at least 5-6 of them.
The next poster will wonder what I was doing to deserve that.
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Well... yes? [say it. SAY IT!]
The next poster have lived through even worse.
Starky
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Possibly...I'm not sure.
The next poster either loves or hates Moxie.
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Depends on how well she takes the backhand.
The next poster don't like the phillies in his stable gettin' too smart.
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Yeah, you gotta keep 'em in line else they start throwin' the riders, and they don't usually like that... it's all fun and games till someone goes tumblin' head-over-heels down a cliff (then it's hilarious because I don't need to give their money back!)
The next poster loves double-entendres.
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I prefer blatant innuendo.
The below poster's first thought was "Inn-ur-endo"
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more like re-fer. :P
The next poster has smoked catnip.
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Uh... yeah.... "has"... not "currently is"... *shifty eyes*
The next poster is listening to techno as they read this*.
*such a small chance of working, but totally be-atchin' if I'm right.
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Not likely, as its the only thing keeping me awake; caffeine and techno. Such an irritating combination makes it nigh impossible to fall asleep while finishing a final project (stupid business classes).
The next poster listens to lounge music backwards.
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Sorry, nope :D
The next poster has been rather slack with painting their 40k miniatures as of late
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God no, I just went to an RTT last weekend. I was getting around four or five hours of sleep the two weeks prior and staying up real late so that I could get homework and paint some models afterwards; FW DA ven dread (finished) and a squad of termies(three sad colors).
The next poster has taken advantage of the "three-color-rule" of RTT painting standards before (so that the unit could at least be played).
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I did. [shame]
The next poster actually succeeded to win First Place at least once.
Starky
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Does it count if I'm consistantly the highest points/scoring out of the local guys? Because there's no beating that out-of-town powergamer group (yet ;)).
The next poster thinks thats not too shabby.
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Not bad...
The next poster will have a incredible record of wins (something like 4-1).
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Yeah, at First Person Shooter the ccg! Go check it out (fpsccg.com); I drawded da drawringsh!
The next poster checked it out.
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No...
The next poster will harbor feelings of deep inner hatred of Jawmonkey for advertising that site.
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I hate myself, I'm such a sell out, DAMNIT!!!!
The next poster beats themselves up continuously.
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No, I don't even beat people up!
The next poster is more manly and is continually sending people to the hospital.
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Leaving survivors is bad...
The below poster's car adds 4 inches to their penis.
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5.
The next poster can put his entire hand in his own or other's) mouth.
Starky
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No, but I sure can smack it if you get fresh!
The next poster is a hood.
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i prefer capes.
the next poster will (unsuccessfully) try to enlighten me that my replie wasn't what jawmonkey was talking about.
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True, the escape from ignorance takes more than just the aide of others; one must have bricks to make a brick house.
The next poster caught the insult.
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No, I am also a fool.
The next poster would delight in having Me at the point of a shotgun.
Starky
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More like a pleasurable business experience, all in a days work friend, you understand [Boom!]
The next poster prefers pistols.
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Yes, never got to use mine on real people though - Also, one understand the siliness of hiding behind a car once you see a 9mm round get through two car doors without even slowing.
The next poster never experienced firing a 25 rounds clip in less than 7 seconds.
Starky
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No, I haven't because guns are for pussies.
The next poster considers a kill that requires nothing more than bending a finger valid.
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Just as valid as killing with bare hands.
The next poster goes hunting with a knife and a stick.
@Starky: I took slightly longer to fire 25 rounds (15 seconds), as I was aiming; I shoot about an inch high and two inches to the right, but not enough to miss the target (I'll blast your left shoulder off).
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Every week, of course. Have to bring some meat on the table, right?
The next poster discovered that perforating a propan tank isn't a realist option with a shotgun and/or low caliber weapons (9mm -).
Yeah, I wasn't aiming, just experimenting how fast I could empty my clip. And I am an average shooter at best - I tend shoot too high.
Starky
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Really? Depends on the shotgun. For example, this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ebtj1jR7c (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ebtj1jR7c)
Otherwise, no.
The next poster will have fired a automatic weapon at something that's not a tin can.
I tend to shoot too low...Always think the recoil will stabilize the shot...
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Nope, never had the chance; I prefer quality over quantity anyway.
The next poster would pay good money to fire off a rocket-propelled chainsaw.
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Hell yeah. ;)
The next poster owns a rocket propelled chainsaw.
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Sorry, I went cheap and bought the ice drill catapult.
The next poster has used a potatoe gun... to blast kittens across a pond.
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No, but I've used the flesh of meat eating land sharks to lure bears into traps...
The next poster will lament on my waste of good meat.
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Yes, I would much rather shoot/archery/sharpened-stick an animal rather than trap it; more getting back to nature and all.
The next poster has wrestled a greased pig and is amazingly, still married to her!
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Yes, quite slimy it was.
The next poster has eaten a greased pig after wrestling it (tastes like chicken).
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Nah, too oily
The next poster performs satanic rituals with said pig between the wrestling and eating stages
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I'm a little rough in the sack, but I wouldn't go so far as to call it "satanic".
The next poster has yet to sleep with a living creature. ;)
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If by which you mean have yet to lose the 'V' plates, then yes, I still proudly hold my status.
The next poster has had a 40k related dream/nightmare (that didn't involve Slaanesh - this is mostly directed at Jester :P)
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Funny that you should bring this up:
I had a dream last night where I was the pilot for the Emperor's flag ship, then it was attacked by the Zerg (No, not the tyrannids, stupid Blizzard rip-offs) which proceeded to crash into the nearest planet, and the point of impact the tech priests finished the rituals of self destruction and the inquisition simultaneously unleashed a torrent of virus bombs.
Completely random but scary as hell.
The next poster had a 40k related dream that did involve slannesh
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No, but I wish I had.
The next poster got bored of raping wild goats and tried hi hands on legless gorillas.
Starky
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Couldn't find any...
The next poster just LOVES to tranny. All day.
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Is tranny slang for skinning humans? Then yes.
The next poster hates the sound of mercy kill pleads.
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Well, no. Il ike them, for it means I do a good job...
The enxt postrer have tasted of mouse before.
Starky
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Only their terror before running them through the "supertrap".
The next poster used dogs for the same gaunlet.
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Ah, no.
The below poster has been whipped by a Mod....
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Well, naturally, it's all part of the initiation...
The below poster desperately wants Modly attention.
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Yes, but short of exposing you to Guro, I'm not sure how I'll get it.
The below poster thinks it's about time Jimmy got the link that all the other real taverners got.
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Nah, I don't think its wise to send that to too many people; you're lucky I sold my conscious for piano wire.
Its so I can strangle you and sever your head at the same time; oh, did I mention you're on my red list? Well you are, and I'm gonna crap down the stump of your neck after I pinch your fat head off your shoulders...
The next poster knows how to garrote properly.
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Not really, but I take offense at any part of my anatomy being called fat (apart from my massive...you know) I'm very proud of my Druchii figure.
The next poster doesn't find jawmonkey nearly so clever as he thinks himself.
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That's ironic because I've always striven for more black wit and malevolence over irony or satire.
I simply started the black text after some noob didn't catch on after a few days; I'll lose interest after a while. Besides, its like hunting for easter eggs!
The next poster cannot distinguish the two apart.
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Oh yes I can.
The next poster took a life once. Or twice. Or thrice. Whatever.
Starky
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I've definitely considered it..............but the thought of prison (even juvenile prison) made me shudder......
LOL that was joke............... .......or was it
The next poster believes that they are at least partially insane
~Thal
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Mmm, what's sanity anyway? Conformism? HA!
The next poster is a sheep. [BLEH]
Starky
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Do you mean that literally or metaphorically..... ........Oh, I get it.
No, I don't follow crowds. My mates and I actually plan on wiping out Emos just because they embody conformism so damn much.
The next poster was once Emo, and then realised the errors of such ways
~Thal
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Yes, I found its way easier to use a ghillie suit and wait outside of a Hollister's, rather than relying on the "wolf in sheep's clothing" approach, when hunting them.
The next poster wishes they had emo grass in their yard... so that it would cut itself. ;D
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Like you wouldn't believe....
The next poster has never heard that joke before :P
~Thal
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You're about as psychic as my foot. I'm beginning to have my doubts about your Eldar; I don't think their farseer can see all that far.
The next poster knew i was going to say that.
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Oh, I sooo did *coughs loudly*
The next poster has a higher win count then loss count for their 40k battles :D
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Yes - I indulge myself with... A 3W/1D/1L ratio around here...
The next poster understands that Wraithguard don't scream and weep, making jaw's post irrelevant.
Starky
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Thats right, they just stand around and do nothing, thanks to their wraithsight; I believe "wraithsight" is actually Eldar for "nard heads that suck the Universe's wraithboner" or some such.
the next poster laughed, even if they do play Eldar.
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A very small, discreet laugh.
The next poster also understand that the new IG Codex (which I've just read) have all the tools to rend Nobz Bikers and Wraithguard near obsolete.
Starky
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Ahh the codex creep.
The next poster will have something more colorful to say about it.
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Ahh, the beslubbering codex creep.
The next poster is/will be annoyed at facing 6 Troops choice and 27 Twin-Linked Lascannon, + some random anti-horde stuff.
Starky
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Not even remotely. It's about time someone but Droofus put up a fight on a regular basis.
The below poster thinks guard are going to work exactly the same way every other new codex has and seem overpowered for a month until people learn to counter them.
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Probably, although what I wrote is a valid 1850 pts army.
The next poster is annoyed, for some reason. Any reason.
Starky
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Yes, I finally convinced a friend to buy WAR so I could have someone to quest with and the cooze lost it before she got it installed.
The below poster thinks it's about time for another profile change.
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Yeah, but I feel, like, lazy...
The enxt poster will try his best to fin/make something awful.
Starky
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Oh, I did.
The next poster doesn't remember this profile.
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No I do. In fact I'm not surprised to find out who it is :P.
The next poster has two or more profiles/accounts on this forum.
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Yes, one to hunt noobs, and the other to hunt witless vetrans that pick on noobs; I don't use them very often due it taking so long to skin them once you catch them.
The next poster has yet to be dragged by their feet into a basement.
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...and hopefully I never will :)
The next poster hates Ultramarines - not because of how they play in the game, but because you see so damn many of them
(I know this guy who has about 400 Marines in his army all up - he claims that they're all 2nd Company :o )
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Not really. There are not close to be annoying as those whining Eldar Players that claim that their dex is underpowered while playing with 2 wraithlords and/or God Falcons :P.
The next poster share my feelings toward those players.
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Yeah, I love guys that play an army like that and the only thing going through your mind the whole time you play them is "thank God they didn't get a new codex yet"; although a new Dark Angels codex would be nice, but I don't really want to play an "almost vanilla SM" army anyway.
The next poster could care less if they get a new codex.
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Well, if you don't play Raven Wing or Death Wing, you did have a new codex last fall, right? ;)
The next poster is a DE pessimist and Doom sayer that have pushed the concept of whining to a new height! :P
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My whining is mostly focused on rending nerfs that would have been completely unnecessary if they hadn't put it on a gun.
The next poster...thinks Deborah should go away when I get home. Possibly to be replaced by some semi-work appropriate guro.
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You shouldn't let yourself step on by a women in first place.:P
The next poster believe in phallocracy in all its possible forms.
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Yeah, I want a rigid government body that will stiffly penetrate red tape yet stand erect in the face of innequality, hosing those that would rob us of our liberties.
Not to mention a healthy money shot at tax season!
The next poster's political views are a little flacid.
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Only when it's being discussed outside the Tavern; in here it's nothing but strong and proud. Giggity!
The next poster wouldn't touch the subtext of this conversation with a 10- inch foot pole.
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I wouldn't touch it with a 20
foot yard kilometer mile
The next poster will wonder why I am trying to eat my gato, and what that word means.
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I can only guess. But anatomy should make it a hard task to overcome, unless said gato is of exceptional size. That or you had a surgical removal of some ribs...
The next poster expect the subjects discussed here to stay straight and out of any ambiguity.
Starky
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Not really, ambiguity is the point of forum threads.
The next poster will continue this thread of ambiguous innuendos where I have decided not to.
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In Spanish, Gato means cat or in slang, Tremultuous O
Now was I refering to my Avy or something/someone else?
The below poster will wonder why this thread is forced into these types of conversations at all.
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Well, because of the wacky people that updates it all the time?
The next poster is one the said wacky people.
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No. I'm just bored at work.
The next poster follows the same habits as I do. (For posting on 40KO that is.)
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This poster is bored at home
The next poster will follow this here link (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=176417.0) and read, and will be happier for it!
:P
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couldn't be bothered reading it all.
Hippy
The next person has over 100 posts.
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No.
The next poster is an awful liar.
Starky
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The last poster is honest.
The next poster is an itchy finger when it comes to flame people.
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I bite off itchy fingers...
The next poster enjoy sone good banter.
Starky
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Only in front of a fire built from corpses.
The next poster can play the harmonica.
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If fail music counts, then yes.
The next poster can hum the lyrics to 3 different songs at once
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Yes, but only if the lyrics are in Belgian.
The next poster cannot even name 3 songs that are in Belgian.
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Hah, the Belgian don't make music, a trick question, very crafty!
The next poster is Belgian, and tone deaf.
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No, and no...
The next poster disagrees with Belgian music being terrible because they've heard Lords of Acid and consider the rest good by association.
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No and no.
The next poster is aware that the Belgians don't speak "belgian".
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Dur, they speak waffle.
The next poster only speaks a smattering of baltic pastry though.
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If Lords of Acid is anything to go by, waffle is just English with an accent and more use of "van" in the names.
The below poster is quite fluent in waffle.
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Wiffle, baffle urp turd; therg o lantic!!!
The next poster will translate.
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Starky Fails At Life
The next poster knows the secret to translating anything.
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The secret is:
If no body else in the room is capable of making the translation, the words you are translating mean whatever you want them to.
The next poster will provide a demonstration of applying this secret.
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My student exchange russian friend was asked in class to translate a mathematical theorem. It was the only time I saw someone saying to 40 people "I hate you all" and be acclaimed for it after.
The next poster also hate a lot of people.
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Nah, I don't hate people.
The next poster needs to paint a lot more models (like myself)
~Thal
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Build and paint yes ;D
The next poster believe that the day he'll finish painting all his stuff, he'll die!
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Pretty much. 54 daemonettes, 3000 points of dark elves, and soon cultist guard. How is that ever supposed to happen when I'm painting right next to my computer where I could be playing WAR?
The below poster supports me keeping the 40K to a minimum after 5th edition raped me so hard my mouth started bleeding today.
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Agreed, there is such a thing as "too much of a good thing", and we both took a hard hit with 5th edition.....I can no longer take Aspect Warriors galore :(
The next poster actually received a boost from 5th Edition
~Thal
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Well as guard, I guess so. As Necron, not that much.
The next poster will go on strike of 40k until the release of the 6th ed.
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Well...soulgrinders got a bit better. Everyone else getting fleet, my damage potential getting cut in half, my only scoring unit becoming good against wraithlords and crap against everything else, cover saves being handed out against my shooting (My only benefit from cover saves is that daemonettes can now give cover saves to other daemonettes) and the most crippling of all, the game not ending on turn 6 any more, and always managing to end on the worst possible one. The difference between a 5th and a 6th turn ending was 15 battle points and a shot at knocking off the leader and taking 1st. I officially quit at the release of 6th edition. Any of you still in contact with me can call me up for a 2500 point army for $50.
The below poster stopped reading part of the way through.
Ninja'd, but it still kinda works.
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No, surprisingly, I read all of it!
The next poster is not that patient though.
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Whatever, I'm calling Jester's 50 pt bluff with the ol' PM function; I could barely stand responding to you.
The next poster has a sizable army for $50, they're willing to part with.
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My painting is so crappy that even if I was willing to part with it you wouldn't want it anyways.
The next poster has a golden daemon entrant for sale
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No need for money, my "Golden Daemon" will force entry to where it wants to go.
The next poster just heard a violent knock, like an angry wiffle bat at the window.
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In this country (Iraq) people don't knock, they just kick in the door.
The next poster wants to sell me his 2500 point army for $50. ;D
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In another lifetime maybe...LOL
The next poster wants to give me a 2500pt army, no strings attached :P
~Thal
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No, but double that amount if you make me a functional power klaw.
The next poster is too undereducated to undertake that offer as well.
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Well, I have a friend that will be going into engineering....
The next poster has already created a functional power fist but isn't telling anyone about it :o
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Well, I did go to college for engineering (truth). But I cannot speak about my work... top secret. ;)
The next poster made a failed attempt to "aquire" that project.
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PPff I already own one of those PF, but I'm waiting for the power armour to become a full fledge super hero.
The next poster has preceded me and is already a super hero.
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Well, I did put together a team to aquire your project, C.S. We've been watching you for some time :o
Unfortunately, one of my team members betrayed me during the operation, putting us all in jeopardy. I killed the traitorous rat, but the damage was done, and thus we were unable to steal your 'project'.
We'll be back, though.
The next poster believed the above text ^^^ for a moment or two :P
~Thal
EDIT: Bloody ninja'ing
To answer Gerald....since the time of said operation, I have advanced to super status. The Warp has granted me said power :P
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What are you powers, deamonic clumsiness? You were not even able to post before me :P ;)
The next poster on the other hand is a real Super Hero with a cool name.
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Thalandir is a cool name!
He's just clumsy :P
The next poster speaks in 3rd person, like Thalandir :P
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Shloeb wishes.
The next person thinks Thalandir is not as clumsy as he makes himself out to be . . .
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Obviously, he would have killed himself when handling those pointy Eldar models by now.
The next poster has seriously hurt themselves with a 40k model before.
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I practically punctured my hand when I placed it on one of Mortalis' Cities of Death buildings: Why does the Imperium make spiky buildings I ask you?
The next poster has done something similar
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Heck yeah, almost gouged my eyes out several times.
The next person is feeling pain at the moment.
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Hunger pain, really.
The next poster is procrastinating on this site instead doing something productive
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True that.
The next person supports my views on work. (desk job btw.)
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What? that you should get off your butt and do something before your heart stops? Hell yeah!
The next poster can pick up a tv and chuck it like a baseball, continuously, throughout the day.
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nope. I have a three round burst in my chest remember?
The next poster sympathises.
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I do sympathize. Last tour I had to work on a kid who had a hole in his chest I could put three fingers in. His father had carried him no less than half a mile to ask me for help. As I went about my work, he had tears streaming down his face, all the while asking me "You, mister, how many babies you?" I replied that I also have a young son.
I was really impressed by the child. He was still alert, and totally calm, showing no fear at all. I did what I could for him on the spot, then escorted them to the nearby Iraqi Army facility so they could be taken to a hospital. My platoon was on a mission at the time, so that was the best we could do. I hope that child survived, but I will never know for sure.
The next poster will tell us all a funny joke to lighten the mood after I brought everyone down with that.
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That's really sad, CS.
Ok, here's one I found some time ago (40k Related)
How many words could a Word Bearer bear if a Word Bearer could bear words?
The next poster can think of something better
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Here a philosophical joke:
A man walk down the street and meet a man who is searching something under a streetlight.
He ask him what does he search.
The man answer that he lost his car keys.
The first man ask if he could help. The second answer positively.
The first then ask: "where was the last place you saw your keys?"
The second answer: "over there" and point somewhere in the dark.
The first then ask why does he search them under the streetlight if he lost them somewhere else and the second answer: "because their is more light here!"
The next poster read the entire joke and understood it's philosophical sense.
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nope.
The next poster did however.
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Could, but nah, it'd be too deep for you louts anyway.
The next poster will change to a totally different subject, revolving around turnips, Abe Lincoln, Confucius, and fly swatters.
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Yes.
Abe lincoln ate a turnip, when confucius turned up and said "use the fly swatter, grasshopper!"
The next poster laughed.
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Does it look like I'm laughing?
The next poster is not sure as to the implications of this avy.
i.e. it's time to get a little more mean, more in touch with my evil monkey; I've been slacking off and too many noobs are backtalking.
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You have really let yourself go haven't you?
The next poster agrees.
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You make it sound as if this change wasn't voluntary.
[Monkey pistol-smacks your face]
The next poster has a nose bleed.
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Nope, just a dentist appointment. ;D
Not beacause of the gun, just a check up.
Seriously.
The next person will laugh because they are an evil monkey who had to change from a marine because he ran out of faeces.
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Wha?! Checking out your dentists guns... dude, that's not a dentist, RUN!!!
The next poster is suddenly dreaming of the hottie dental assistant; the one that you never really see, but dream about, as she grabs the drill and giggles.
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No, its some fancy place, and I only go there cos its where my dad goes. And its run by a guy. And there are no assistants, they are all fully qualified.
The next poster is astounded.
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I praise dental insurance.
The next poster needs to be aware of the benefits of the various forms of insurance (GET IT!!!).
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I am aware, hell, my dad
is was an insurance broker and is now a CEO!
The next poster wants money.
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I'd settle for daddy's credit card, thank you.
The next poster needs to remember humilty often.
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Meh, i still have to save my money for a school trip and they are doing whatever with theirs . . . oh yeah, paying for a 25th anniversary cruise or something.
The next poster sucks.
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blood? yes.
The next poster finds skinning and cooking humans rather fun.
Good night, sweet dreams.
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Nah, thats my sister! :D
The next poster had a sister who they always wished to kick their face in.
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I still kind of want to...depends what mood the 'beast' is in....
The next poster is the oldest child in their family
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Heck yeah! Eldest FTW!
The next poster is not the oldest in their family.
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nawww i am :)
The next poster is just as rebellious to their parents as me, but like me, they have a great reason.
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We get along great; a man can't go through his life hatin' his mama (barring the really bad scenarios of course). Sorry everyone else's parents were dorks...
The next poster likes their parents.
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I do like my parents. I just had to move out of their house to figure it out.
I was not the rebellious child. The only thing I ever got in trouble for was bad grades. But my parents did not have it all that easy; my younger sister made up for my lack of rebellion with an overabundance of it.
The next poster is the parent of a rebellious child.
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Uh, no, I'm only 16.
And Chaplain, I'm the same as you: I'm not rebellious, nor have I ever been, but my younger sister...let's say that I know how you feel.
The next poster is the parent of a rebellious child, and a non-rebellious one.
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True, but my children are 3 years and 8 months old, respectively.
The next poster has bailed a child (theirs or someone else's) out of jail.
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Nah, sorry to ruin it.
The next poster will redeem the said statement by admitting to it.
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Whatever, I never got caught when I was sowing my wild oats and we were always brought up to not bail each other out, you have to pay for your crimes; so the lil' bro sat in the slammer for 30 days (teaches humility).
The next poster can blow a roll of quarters out of their nose.
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I can barely blow air out of my nose, so no, no change.
The next poster, on the other hand, have a powerful nose that can blow out a whole wallet worth of stuff, credits card and all.
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No...Sorry...
The next poster will wonder why CS is in the tavern...
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Sorry, but I have never tried blowing money out my nose, and probably cant.
The Next poster will never have played 40k before
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Bah, that's impossible!
The next poster spells properly
e.g
AluminIum
ColoUr
HonoUr
FavoUrite
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I do spell properly, most of the time.
As to Tauir's post, though the poster that followed you apparently did not wonder as to my presence, I will address the unspoken question. I am here in the Tavern Games because little if anything interesting seems to be going on in the Eldar boards, or any other for that matter. My own efforts to motivate the members of my POC to be involved and actually DO something have been met with no response at all.
By coming in here and participating in these silly games, I give myself a reason to keep coming back to 40kO on a regular basis. Otherwise, I would be off pursuing other interests and I would miss when my POC decides to get off their collective rear ends and do something, or I would miss when Gutstikk or another like him decides to start up another online campaign.
The next poster is either a highly motivated member of my POC (looks at Thalandir) who is interested in working on something, or someone interested in starting another online campaign.
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Uh no, unless you send me money, then we'll talk...
The next poster will send me a hundred dollars and I will become your bestest e-buddy ever!Alternatively you could sign over your soul to me as well, I collect those (in Mason jars).
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The next poster is either a highly motivated member of my POC (looks at Thalandir) who is interested in working on something
*Gulp*
I too would love to see our POC as active as one of the other POCs, but in all honesty I wouldn't know where to start.
What's something I can do for the POC? I stand ready to serve, Autarch.
The next poster is someone who is keeping a running W/D/L tally of 5th edition, and is being honest about it.
~Thal
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I wouldn't wanna do that to my sanity... Knowing how bad I've been doing lately.
The next poster has lost a game, without killing a single enemy model.
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Nah, but I have won a game without losing a squad. ;)
And Thal, here is an honest 5th ed. record for you:
W/L/D
3/1/0
That's all I have played since Gutstikk's summer campaign last year.
I might be adding another "W" to that today... I am trying out my "starter" ork army (part of a project I am working on for the Ork boards) against my buddy's space marines. Although, considering he is building a list customized specifically to destroy greenskins, I will certainly have my work cut out for me.
The next poster knows the secret to beating armies that have been custom tailored to fight yours.
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Knowing your opponent, and using a list that has served you well before.
The next poster doesn't believe in cheese (I for one don't)
~Thal
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If you were playing WFB (perhaps you do!), you'll know that cheese is as real as you and me and that abusers lurks in every corner, ready to use it and then claim that their own genius is the only source of their undefeated daemon army.
The next poster doesn't believe that Thalandir truly exist.
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I believe we all exist but none of us are truly living this existence.
The poster below knows the solution to the world wide recession but would rather let us all suffer than reveal it.
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Pff, you fools rejected the true solution long ago, now pay for your mistakes! All hail to comrade Stalin! :P
The next poster actually took advantage of the crisis.
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Hell yeah, buy cheap, sell high; if you save your money, you have money to do this, and be patient.
The next poster does so on a larger scale, as I lack the discipline to save lots of money (but I'm getting better).
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Well, I managed to save $25k last time I was in Iraq. I am attempting to do the same again, but re-enlistment bonuses are taking a downturn. Unless the housing market recovers within the year, I might have to settle for breaking even or coming out slightly ahead.
@Thalandir: Look at my sig for the answer to your cheese statement.
The next poster wishes his sig was as cool as mine.
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Ah, but my sig is also great. Provided, ours are very similar, with the Biel-Tan banner and bible verse, the only difference really is that you mention the non-existance of cheese (which I whole-heartedly agree with) and I have a quote from Starky on Eldar players.
The next poster has a quote from someone in their sig.
~Thal
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Wow! You truly are a farseer of great potential. ::)
The next poster is psychic like a rock.
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I'm dipsokinetic.
The next poster wishes they were too now.
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Nah, I'm happy with my involuntary egestokinetic ability.
Whoops! Looks like you just soiled yourself, my bad!
The next poster does not know what "egestokenitic" means.
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And I'm FAR too lazy to Google it.
The next poster, however, will Google "egestokenitic."
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Why? I already know that I can make a person soil themselves using my awesome mind powers; I mean, you might think that it would be cool to smash tanks with your mind and all, but too many discount the ability to make entire armies defecate themselves inside-out.
The next poster has made a mental note to be more careful the next time they toot.BTW, I am the reason you just sharted yourself, JamBob.
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Well, not quite, but I have made a mental note to be absolutely untrusting of any and all persons who live in the country I am presently serving in. For those of you who post in the "Give an Award" thread, you know what I mean. Well... maybe not, as I didn't really give any details there. Let's just say that some trust has been broken, with major consequences.
The next poster has some clue about what I am speaking of.
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SEMPER FI!!
the next poster wishes he knew what just happened...
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Yeah, I saw the post; after reading this one it has enlightened me further.
@Swordwind: I live near Ft.Wood, MO (Surely you know of it, and what goes on there) and as such, see a lot of friends and associates likely end up over there (in fact, two of my 40k opponents are heading out in a few months). Every time one takes off I tell them this: "Don't trust, never hesitate." That place sucks, but we're needed and you're doing a great thing; I'm sure right now you completely disagree, but hopefully later, when its all over, our actions with help the region.
The next poster will now look around for the post for which I am refering to.
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I have already read it, thank you, the kind of (serious) posting we rarely see in there, where you need actually start to use brains to answer...
Though I understand our pal Taverner had to let it go, sometimes people have to let off some pressure and/or discharge sorrow and hurt, sometimes it helps to share a bit with people we are familiar with, even if it's only on anonymous forum.
The next poster will take time to reflect on the harsh real world.
Starky
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Nah, I'm sick of this sick, sad dump; time to start flaming you trolling bastards!
The next poster is hesitant to respond knowing that I will find them and do something disgusting... yes you, you'll do nicely. >:(
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Bring it on, Monkey.
The next poster is someone who wants to see real change in the world.
I know I do.
~Thal
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sure i want change but obama obviously failed to get that change because well he is um well how do i say it nicely... a politician...
the next poster will be up in arms in disagreement and say im racist...
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No i heartily agree. I am no racist, in fact I've beat people up for being racist about my black friend, but Obama is just a REALLY bad president voted in because of his skin color. The fact that the black and other racial communities voted him in just because of his color? THAT'S racism.
The next poster agrees, and is happy I got that load off my chest
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No, I still like Obama; how quickly we forget the last horrible President. I believe Bush Jr. broke the record for the President that has taken the most vacation days. It's still early, give Obama some time, and try to pay less attention to the hype and more to what is actually going on. If anything, the guy's a Democrat and as such he has to do a few Democrat things; a President can't just up and say,"No more taxes ever! Free beer! I will now implement operation: global hug! No more curfews! Hump in the street!", they have to do things for their party and in the parties' views that they deem the right way to do things. Obama has the potential to be the most amazing, influential individual to the American people of the 21st century, or he'll end just being another Democrat President.
The next poster agrees with this statement.
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FALSE... this poster says obama is a sweet talker and has little to no exp. Bush wasn't all that bad. the war was AMERICA's want... some people didn't really understand what war was/is.
Next poster wanted nater and changes the subject
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No, I'm an Anarchic Communist. No president could ever satisfy me.
When asked to make a list of marketable skills he has, the below poster would not immediately think "Well, I have long fingers and no gag reflex," like I did in health class today.
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No, I can supply an exhaustive three-page sheet of references ranging from the mundane to the... illicit. I am one of the ubermensch.
The next poster realises as well how diametrically opposed an anarchic communist really is.
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If by opposed you mean exactly the same. Marxist Communism is the truest democracy, the end result of which being the dissolving of traditional government. Nobody governs anyone because everyone governs everyone.
The below poster is unwilling to give that any real thought.
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Why would I bother, its hardly worthy of my time, in fact, I'll just copy and paste the majority of my defense (and to hell with proper citations!):
Anarchy:
General lawlessness and disorder, The absence of government (Collins Essential English Dictionary 2nd Edition 2006 © HarperCollins Publishers 2004, 2006).
Communism:
a. A system of government in which the state plans and controls the economy and a single, often authoritarian party holds power, claiming to make progress toward a higher social order in which all goods are equally shared by the people.
b. The Marxist-Leninist version of Communist doctrine that advocates the overthrow of capitalism by the revolution of the proletariat.
(The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition copyright ©2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company).
So as you can see anarchy and communism by their definitions are diametric*, and thus could never be. Although I believe you made your mistake around one of the fundamental beliefs of communism; that there must a violent overthrow of the current government for it to succeed. Anarchy is simply the destruction of all order. Communism is a violent start to a means to feed all of China (lets see capitalism do that).but further discussion of this subject can go rot in the hell that is the discussion board. You my friend have failed [throws feces at you]
*diametric: Exactly opposite; contrary. (The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition copyright ©2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company)
The next poster should have a further look into nihilism, rather than some absurd, impossible political structure, for it is very nearly anarchy, but even better! ;)
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Conveniently enough, nihilism is personal and Anarchic Communism is politics so I can do both.
The below poster should read the Manifesto before quoting a dictionary assuming that what it tells him is true. It actually states that once the brief period of getting everything in order is over, the people take control from the government. Lenin, on the other hand is one of many Socialists who called himself a Communist to get support. His "Communism" was so insulting that it was meant to be run by a select group from amongst the bourgeoisie. I can send you page numbers and books to reference tomorrow, but for now, goodnight.
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not that sound boring... ignorance is best and arrogance is the same as ignorance ;D
ar·ro·gance/n/: an attitude of superiority manifested in an overbearing manner or in
presumptuous claims or assumptions ;D (Merriam-Webster's Online Dictionary, 11th Edition)
ignorance/n/: lack of knowledge or information ::) (Compact Oxford English Dictionary)
the next poster laughs at this pic and smiles knowing its true :D
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Arguing On An Online Forum
Is like running in the Special Olympics whether you win or lose your still retarded
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Nah, I just smile and shake my head for the above retard.
The next poster is mentally deficient, but has no convenient excuse, they're just plain dumb.
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D**M! you got me... but you kno the earlier post is true...
the below poster looks for what im talking about then agrees
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Durf, ner doof dur. (that's inter-tard for "yes, I agree completely")
The next poster wishes inter-tard was a real language.
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AHHAHAHAHAHAHA HELL YES I DO!
The next poster hates lolcats :'(
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Depends of My mood.
The next poster is aware of the dicease know as the Caprin Anal Fever.
Starky
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No, I don't socialise with what I hunt and skin, only mimic so that I might remain camofauged and get a little closer before killing...
So, yes, yes I do know what Caprin Anal Fever is; terrible thing, no? Say, is that a dollar behind you?
The next poster is an easy mark.
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Well I do put myself out there a bit, so to speak.
The next poster will say something obscene about this.
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You should be putting out here, not there.
The below poster heard a mental "Da-dum-chh" at the end of that.
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I only wish I could afford a small midget with a drum set, shoved into a back pack so that I might actually hear that noise every time I drop a punchline.
So then I said, "What?! From a radish?!" [insert noise]
The next poster hears elevator music.
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......... its so calming..... lets wait and listen........
next poster tries to here it but sadly hears anguich of souls finding just how pointless this has begun
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No, the next poster only feels a strange urge to become an editor, specializing in SpellChecking other's poor spelling, on the internet, in this very forum, mainly concerning the grammatical fail that is A_FIRE_HAZARD's amateur writing endeavours.
The next poster will defend his lack of proper spelling with a limp excuse.
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;D i have 23 chromozones
the next poster is slightly confused and feels bad 4 him...
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Who's him? You, or Jaw?
In short, no.
The next poster want's to open a gaming store me, mine just closed, and the closest is 50 minutes :'(
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Are you crazy? i want to actually make money, those things tend to be money pits!
The next poster discouragingly agrees.
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I'm afraid so.
The next poster would much rather be a pimp - real 'money pits'
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O YEAH!!!
the next poster (and a few more) want(s) to be my ho(s)
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What?! Don't you back talk da Monkey, baby! Gimme my money beatch!! [the Monkey backhands you with his piece, sending you sprawling into the street, you yelp like a kicked dog]
The next poster is 'bout to gets cut, if'n they don gimme my money!
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you best not be talkin bout me ho!! i will bust a cap!! [puts baby powder on hands] *slap*
the next poster knows what movie the baby powder comes from... or it jawmonkey with slightly humorus but dumb comment :o
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Actually I have seen it, but I can't remember the name... He kicks his ass kicked by a girl XD.
The next poster will remind me.
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its "How High" yeah he does ha
BU FU
the next person wonders what bu fo means ha
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Yes, but only because the bold is "BU FU" and the prophecy is "bu fo."
The next poster doesn't really care what "bu fo/u" means.
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Why yes, I do not care the least bit about that.
The next poster will want to kick my ass for being new to this thread.
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Na, the asses I want to kick have nothing to do with this thread. You guys know what I mean.
The next poster has no idea what I am referring to.
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Nah, I've got a fairly good idea of what you're talking about.
The next poster hates vegetables
~Thal
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Apart from the delicious ones yes. I'm looking at you tomatoes.
The below poster has seen the boy with the fruity avy make that guess before.
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That's a hard one to pin sown, as there seems to be an abundance of fruity avy's going around. You don't like tomatoes, curious, I wouldn't have thought so...
The next poster has never eaten a brussel sprout.
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Indeed, never has one passed my lips.
The next poster has eaten monkey feces.
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Actually, no, I have not. My nights with jawmonkey have yet to get that far.
The below poster is convinced that he's welcome in the tavern.
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Oh I have no such illusions.
The next poster is actually welcome in the Tavern.
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Of course I am, the tavern is similar to hell; all are welcome, but none may leave.
The next poster is speeding down the highway to hell right now.
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I'm in Iraq. I left the highway and arrived IN hell five months ago. ;)
The next poster forgot to call someone important on Mother's Day because he was too busy gaming or hanging out on the forums and forgot all about it.
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Actually, ironically enough, I got my mum a mother's day present and was going to take her to my church for a special mother's day event and everything...and all of a sudden, my sister and I are shipped off to my dad's because we haven't seen him in a few weeks.
So I spent mother's day at my father's place. Irony much?
I did get to spend the afternoon with mum, but obviously missed the church service :(
The next poster has three eyes ::)
~Thal
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... How did you know? <_< >_>
The next poster is uglier than most.
Starky
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Only my soul.
The next poster looks at themselves in a pocket mirror all day.
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No, actually the only time I look into a mirror is while shaving.
The below poster is more surprised by the word "shaving" than the rest of the response.
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I am, actually. You could have turned that response into something sexually suggestive but you didn't.
I'm proud of you, Jester :D
The next poster is a monkey
~Thal
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Actually, I only have a common ancestorwith one.
The next poster wears too much makeup.
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Generally no. But... Something about me screams "barbie" so half the time I see one of my friends I end up in far too much eye makeup.
The below poster knows exactly how she convinces me to go through with this.
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Girls can talk you into all sorts of trouble.
The next poster grew up in an ambigous era. 90's, Central California, oh yeah!
I let a girlie do my eyes up once. Came home from school, Dad said, "what the hell's all over your eyes?! Go wash that crap off!"
"But Dad", I replied,"She was cute"(described the girl, the scenario-roughly)
"Well alright, but don't go wearin' that stuff all the time"
[Dad thinking] As long as the boy's tryin' to score, its alright
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Well, I was born in 1990, so part of my growing up happened in the 90s...It's mostly been in amphetamine parrot town Vermont, though, so that probably kills it. On a side note, I don't try.
The below poster knows that "amphetamine parrot town Vermont" doesn't really work because there is no non amphetamine parrot town section of Vermont. Apart from Burlington which is insults cities in general by calling itself one.
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Yeah, the East sucks; I much prefered the West coast (better climate, more culture and fun, IMO).
The next poster is landlocked, like myself. :'(
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Yes but a big lake in the north makes it ?able about the the land locked state...
the next poster truely doesn't under stand how big this lake is.
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It's all in how you use it ;)
The next poster laughed!
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Do I look like I'm laughing?
The next poster was scared of my avy after reading the above line.
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I am actually scared of gun-toting monkey. Can climb in all kind of place to shoot ya.
The next poster wants to see a duel between jawmonkey's avatar and the Family Guy evil monkey.
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**** YEAH!
The next poster LOVES the word i bleeped.
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I do not love words, they are only tools used to communicate with humans; I do however love the smell of freshly fired gunpowder.
The next poster does as well.
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just a hint but smell something more distinct... NAPALM!!! i love the smell of napalm in the morning.
the next poaster wonders what napalm really smells like....
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Probably like burnt hand soap... I do like the smell of fresh cut grass (a fresh cut lawn that is... refer just smells like ass).
The next poster agrees as well with the previous statement.
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If I knew what you were talking about, maybe...
The next poster wants to see a fight between the avatars of Jawmonkey and Starky
~Thal
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Regardless of who wins, the Monkey will be screaming horribly loud the whole time.
@ Thal: I was stating that I like the smell of freshly cut lawn grass, not the other illicit variety.
The next poster is a lazy pothead, or at least was one at one point in their life.
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I AM lazy. But not a pothead.
The next poster wishes he was a pothead.
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I do, they're awesome people but because of football I can't
The next poster wants to be jawmonkey. Then they wake up screaming
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AAAAHHHHHHHH! Crap! I'm still me... :-\
The next poster can turn off three alarm clocks and still pass back out again, never remembering having done any of that.
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Can and in fact have done it on multiple occasions. Lucky me my boss is very understanding about that kind of thing.
The next poster has never been late for work.
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Well, never tragically late and I kept my job/got in minimal amounts of trouble...
The next poster is angry.
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Yes, but explaining why would require stirring up recent events IRL that need not be discussed further here.
In contrast, the next poster is inexplicably HAPPY. ;D
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You know what Chappy, I am. School's great (I'm leading most of my subjects), church is great, family is great, work is great....it's all good.
Now, if I could find some time to play 40k amidst all this study, I'd say everything was perfect (that, and if I actually gathered up the courage to talk to this girl I like :-[)
The next poster is satisfied with how their life has turned out ;D
~Thal
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You know what Chappy, I am. School's great (I'm leading most of my subjects), church is great, family is great, work is great....it's all good.
Now, if I could find some time to play 40k amidst all this study, I'd say everything was perfect (that, and if I actually gathered up the courage to talk to this girl I like :-[)
The next poster is satisfied with how their life has turned out ;D
~Thal
I am indeed satisfied with my life. In spite of failing my way out of college, I have a solid career, I am happily married, with two beautiful children, and I own my own home. Considering the state of the American economy right now, I'm more than satisfied... I am BLESSED.
The next poster has more time to game than I do; currently my only regret about my life choices (besides being away from home obviously).
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Ah, I would have more time to game, but currently I have a Chemistry assignment to finish, then study for my upcoming Physics, Chemistry and Biology tests; plus I have a maths test a week after that.
After all that is done, I probably will, my friends and I are looking to make a regular night each week our game night.
The next poster has an amazing best friend(s)
~Thal
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If only you knew... If only...
The next poster will tell us his craaaaziest moment!
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No, but it involved a bong, a cop, and not getting caught.
The next poster has seen a six foot bong in person.
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HELL TO THE YES! I love college...
The next posters fondest years are in college.. and his CRAAAAZIEST
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If you take war in Iraq out of the equation, then yes, college was the craziest time of my life. And except for the joys of being a parent, the most enjoyable too.
The next poster was a parent BEFORE they went to college.
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Damnit i knew she had gained some weight lately.
The poster below me plays ultramarines, and painted them with testors enamel paints.
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Nope, Dark Angels, but I won't lie; I love Testor's flat acrylics/enamels (absolutely no gloss, well, except gold, silver, steel, etc...). The weathering and seasoning paints are great (mud, concrete, rust, railroad tie brown, rubber, etc).
The next poster will help me beat that kid who sold all of us gloss enamel-painted models over the years as soon as I find him. (curse you Ebay! ARGH!!)
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Hey if you find him, tell me and I'll even bring a baseball bat or two ;D
One of the next poster's hobbies is to beat up orphans.
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Only when they deserve it (which is always).
The next poster devours the souls of kittens.
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MWAHAHA! All your kittens are mine!
The below poster, sadly, knows the game for which the above statement references.
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I do not, which in retrospect may be a Good thing.
The next poster is the next best thing after cigarette's smoke and burnt lizard.
Starky
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You make it sound like such a bad thing. :-*
The next poster is a drunk.
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Only when I'm drunk, which is extremely rare. :D
The below poster realise he shouldn't have put a foot in the Tavern in first place, never, ever.
Starky
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But then I would have lived my life without ever talking to Alex-Chan...
The below poster agrees that I should view "Do not mix with alcohol" as more of a guideline than a rule this weekend.
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C'mon, "do not mix with alcohol"?! If it's written, then you SHOULD mix it with alcohol and pot and ecstasy, at the same time.
The next poster has already done pot and ecstasy while drinking alcohol.
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I refuse to get high off of battery acid and fluids intended for agriculture and/or automobile maintenance; reefer and booze, well, back in the day...
the next poster has less harsh words to say about who gets the money from their past illicit habits (thieves, rapists, murderers, terrorists).
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I was a clean bastard back then, so I am quite harsh.
The below poster is hangover prone, i.e. can't drink.
But then I would have lived my life without ever talking to Alex-Chan...
Ye gods, get over it. There's Alex Profile, (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?action=profile;u=27341) msn link's in there [sigh]... ::)
Starky
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I'm not hangover prone, I vomit blood; drinking's just not for some people.
The next poster did not eat an entire bottle of vitamins as a child, subsequently poisoning their liver.
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The next poster has seen every episode in animal planet's "growing up" series
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It took you longer than two weeks to dredge up this worthless thread... only to play it incorrectly...
[throws massive pile of greasy, blood-soaked feces in your face]
What would you do if you found the smell to linger upon your skin for days on end, causing you to retch every time you inhaled?
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I would try to bring you down with me and rub your face in the same feces.
The next poster will try to change the subject and not talk about feces.
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Not bloody likely!
[throws poop in GD's face]
The next poster will get feces in their face soon, oh very soon.
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That's pretty likely with you around.
The next poster is a great fan of my work
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This poster is unaware of your work.
The next poster is a fan of my work, however.
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As far as I am aware of it yeah sure
The next poster simply loves Raktra's work
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I do. Very much so.
The next poster will read both my story and Raktra's somewhere in the near future....
~Thal
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Truthfully I probably won't, but I still appreciate those that take the time to write, good job!
The next poster will have some similar remark regarding some random subject.
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Indeed I will probaly never fly but I appreciate does who do.
The below poster can't make head or tails from my remark.
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Actually I do understand.
But the voices helped me.
The next poster is jealous of the voices in my head.
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No way I am very happy with my own voices thank you.
The below poster is concerned by the large percentage of taverners who have voices in their head (and listen to them)
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Not really concerned. I've always thought that the Tavern was like an asylum really. It's why it's here for!
The below poster does not have voices in his head.
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Cut them out years ago.
The next poster is more sociopathic than schizophrenic.
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Eh, depends on which side of the bed I wake up on.
The next poster has missed me.
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Terribly, and now your sig says your leaving me again, come back to me filthwind!!! :'(
The below poster is just as equally saddened.
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I am.
We will miss you, Fifth.
The next poster is a writer of stories.
~Thal
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This is true if you consider Pr0n plotlines to be a story ;D
The person below is in an eternal cycle of fear and consumption.
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No.
The below poster ins't satisfied with my answer.
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Of course, I know I myself can't just eat one kitten, but once the basket is empty is the time I start to worry about catching more of those tasty rascals.
The below poster has never chomped down on a cute, fluffy lil' kitty.
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Incorrect. I have a daily intake of pusseh cat.
User below has a dirty mind.
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well I do use the word wenus too much because I know people think it's dodgy when it's not
The poster below me will have 2 cats
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Actually I have zero cats. I had one. But i eated it.
The next poster will post a lolcat just for the heck of it.
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Sadly the next poster was me and I haven't figured out how to post pictures on these forums yet
and i don't have any saved lolcats pictures on my computer
The next poster will be annoyed at the frequency of my posting
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I'm not so sure I've even properly introduced myself to you...
[throws slimy doo right into your mouth]
The next poster is disgusted by my behavior, but still finds its funny.
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I am indifferent, cause you do it all over the tavern you silly monkey.
The next poster gets an e-cookie, cause it is my first post here!
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YAY a cookie ^^
The next poster is jealous of my cookie and will probably throw feces at me and my cookie.
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Nah, I'll wait and just get you later... you've been warned.
The next poster, if not GD, will be happy they aren't about to get a monkey present of magnanimous proportions.
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I've actually found that my skin has been clearer than ever since my first terd to the temple.
The next poster has not experienced a jawmonkey fecal facial. (this might end the thread, I don't think he missed anybody)
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I don't think I have ever actually gotten myself, intentionally.
[throws poop on Sickness' favorite shirt to teach a lesson in monkey respect... they have none]
The next poster is going to get a present from the monkey... and it will not be feces.
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Oh...really?
The next poster is also curious about jawmonkey's present
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Not really, as I gave it to you (check your PM's). Its about time someone posted as well, as there's no way I would have remembered to even check for this tomorrow.
The below poster wonders...
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Yes, wonders when work will end.
Ready for some verbal sparring jawmonkey?
the next poster is scared to watch.
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I am indeed. Jaw is one scary fell....lol not really....
The next poster is confused about something
~Thal
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yes, i am confused about why we are not talking on msn now.
The next poster will wish to be divulged to the tavern kingliness information we will be discussing!
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I would rather discuss Tavern Klingons.
Poster belows masticates furiously.
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It means to chew in case anyone doesn't know.
And I must say I love my food.
The below poster wishes he was a tavern king, like Shloeb or myself
~Thal
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Wish, I am!
The next poster is a tavern king or else their account will be deleted
By a trojan!
(Kidding btw)
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No, no, no, he wasn't kidding.
All of you, prove yourself worthy of kingship or die in an explosion of computer viruses and spyware.
The next poster has no idea what I'm going on about.
~Thal
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Nope
The next poster will alleviate me from my lack of knowledge of nerdiness to make me more nerd
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Tacos.
Yes?
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i wonder whats for dinner . . .
Next poster wants to know whats for dinner
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No not really
The next poster will go to the fiction board read the first chapter of my new story and leave a comment
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Personally after two and a half years of soul grinding academic reading I just don't want to read anything right now.
The next poster knows the feel of this grind too well.
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I've only just started senior school so the grind is only just beginning....but yes, I know how you feel, Jaw, I study for hours and hours every night now (Physics, Chem, Bio and maths seem to require the most work).
The next poster is a mathematical guru
~Thal
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1 + 1 = window ~ Fear my intellect.
person below agrees writing army lists > linguistic study for exams
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Of course the same as painting miniatures is studying for art history.
The below poster admires me
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I admire your positive self-concept.
The below poster does not have a personality disorder.
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You are correct sir, I don't. Me and the other me however, are a completely different story. I pity them really.
The next poster will complement my new avatar......please?
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I've not had nearly enough vodka for that.
The below poster enjoys vodka.
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Indeed. Both the drink and the song by Korpiklaani
Korpiklaani - Vodka (Official video) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28Q3nv-kt9A#ws-lq-lq2-hq)
The next poster did not know Korpiklaani before this.
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Incorrect. I am a HUGE fan of Korpiklaani, Finntroll, Moonsorrow, Manegarm, Eluveitie, Ensiferum, Amon Amarth, Einherjer and other Folk/Pagan/Viking related metal \m/
Moonsorrow has to be my current favourite at the moment though ^.^
Below poster should go and look up these bands if they do not already know them !!!
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Google is open now and they are AWESOME!
Below poster has seen my profile picture before somewhere else and thought it was funny
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yes I have seen it elsewhere... and it is very funny ^^ An e-cookie for you.
And all I have to look up is Manegarm and Einherjer in your list :P
Korpiklaani and Moonsorrow were just EPIC at the Paganfest (I was at Quebec City).
The next poster will post some more metal bands, completely unrelated to Folk/Pagan/Viking metal.
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Whitechapel, Dance Club Massacre, I Killed The Prom Queen, Parkway Drive, and of course, Dethklok.
The below poster has heard of at least one of these.
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No can't say that I have.
The below poster is a simpsons fan
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Not really. Watched it a lot a couple of years ago.
The next poster is a Family Guy fan.
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I don't mind it...some bits are hilarious, but some are just too racist/sexist/whatever for my taste.
The next poster has played against a Chaos army that included a Lash of Submission, plague Marines and Obliterators.
~Thal
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Sorry mate. Only against Lash DP, two noise marines squads and 2 Defilers in 750 points. It was... painful to say the least.
The next poster has played with Lash, plagues and Oblits.
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Exchange the oblits for two defilers, but it was really hard; at least they were the one army I nearly beat, every other game at the tourny was a massacre.
The next poster has a similar story concerning the previously mentioned army formation.
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Sadly I play Eldar and have never had the chance to mix and match with my stuff coz I don't have enough of it lol
The next poster does not play the army I play
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Couldn't be further from the truth. Eldar are my primary army :P, even if I did start Tyranids first.
The next poster hasn't painted any models in a long time.
~Thal
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about a week ago
The next poster thinks I should stop wasting time in the tavern and start panting models.
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Well, that or get a move on with the story :P
The next poster is a writer ;D
~Thal
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I'll like to be one. (and you'll be happy to know the story is almost ready for an update)
The next poster shares Thal sentiment.
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Sort of. Paint when you feel like painting, but get back to the writting for sure.
The next poster finds painting models a chore.
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Unfortunately no.
I love painting models. I am currently doing a Chaos Eldar army that is going to look so amazing, i could even have the best painted/themed army in a tourny !!!
Really excited to start it, have a whole month and a half of non stop painting and converting coming up. By the end of my project, the below poster will be a die hard fan of mine ;D
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Probaly altough I'm quite easily exicited by something
The nex poster has never used the phrase: jar-jar you're a genius
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Indeed, never said that in my life.
The next poster is a genius. At least he thinks he is.
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Just about yes
The next poster has some sort of weapon in the house
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Well, I have a pocket knife on my bedside table next to me (just in case...)
I usually use the pliers on it more than anything else (for modelling lol)
The next poster has created an awesome conversion with a 40k model :P
~Thal
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Damn straight I have.
The below poster has a lot of free time.
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Soon I will
The next poster loves ben & jerry icecream
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I'm faced with a problem. It's delicious, but it came from Vermont, and I refuse to think of Vermont as anything but a prison.
The below poster has advice.
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I say slip her some powdered rhino horn.
The next poster will either confirm or deny that Jester meant something like that.
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He asked for advice you gave advice. The master of Nonsense aproves.
The below poster thinks I'm to full of myself
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Just about a genius, but can't spell approve...
The below poster wishes me luck in whatever game I may or may not find today.
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I wish you all the luck in finding one first, then I wish you luck for the game itself.
The next poster finds GTA 4 lacking a certain something that all the previous games had.
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Yes. It doesn't seem quite right for some strange reason.
The next poster is not a New Zealander.
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Indeed although I do have family there
The next poster knows where I'm from
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A-place-I-don'tknow-ville?
Next person is also worshiping the new game, [PROTOTYPE]
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No I don't believe I've ever worshipped a video game before
The next poster finds burgers4me a heathen for worshipping a video game
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Burn the heretic!!!!!!!!!
The next poster is a Christian, like myself.
~Thal
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No, I worship the Emperor like a good guardsman. Okay, fine I'm a Christian.
The next poster is FMG!
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FMG = Flayer of Male Genetalia? :-\
Not into that kinky stuff.
Poster below is.
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I am?
The next poster wants to be FMG.
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It's true :(
The next poster recently moved into a new home.
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No.
The below poster has something to say about the poster after him.
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Well of course I will. That's the idea of this thing
the below poster has seen me on Twitter
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No I have not.
The next poster wants to see Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
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Yes
The next poster will/has posted in 'counter the unit game'
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no
The below poster is a big fan of blackadder
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Love it. Because it's as cunning as a cunning fox who has a degree from the university of cunning. ;)
The next poster has never heard of blackadder. (poor fool, if they haven't)
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I am then a poor fool :-[
The next poster thinks that Tangi said "cunning" too many times in one sentence.
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No it's a quotte so it isn't wrong
The next poster likes fullmetal alchemist
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Nah, not really
The next poster still suffers from Japonophilia however.
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No...
The below poster has naughty pictures in his room
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Damn skippy i do !
User below is not currently awake at the ungodly hour i am.
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Well I am but it isn't an ungodly hour
The nex poster will post after me (unless he comes throuh a time portal)
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Well i posted before you as well.
Next poster will have a solid standpoint on the Chicken or the Egg argument.
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The Chicken.
The next poster (probably Thal) will know exactly why that is my position on that arguement.
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Sorry not thal.
The next poster thinks that the IG are the greatest race in 40k
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Absolutely.
The next poster foolishly doubts the guard.
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Absolutely not! Guard are my favorite race! Death to the enemies of the Imperium!
The next poster collects eldar
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True, one of five armies I am working on.
The next poster has more armies than I do.
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Umm.. nope i have 2 currently. 3.5 in total
The next poster thinks New Zealand is the best country in the world.
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It's certainly on my 'places to visit' list.
The next poster has been to Ireland.
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I have been to Ireland, though unfortunately I've never been able to see more than the airport (layover going to and from deployments to Iraq).
The next poster was just as disappointed as I was that the Detroit Red Wings did not win the Stanley Cup this year.
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Whats the stanley cup? who are the Red Wings???
The next poster plays Halo 3.
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I do indeed, and I love it.
The next poster has used Wraithguard in an army before :P
~Thal
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True i have, it was fun. I won he he..
The next poster has served in the armed forces.
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No, though my judo instructor was a drill sergeant (litteraly)
The below person has something against the dutch
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Why would I? If this is some kind of uropean thing, I wouldn't know from Canada :P
The next poster has something against Americans.
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No, except that they're religious extremists, warmongering, oil horny and responsible for the economic despression. (just kidding guys don't shoot me ;))
The below poster watches children programs on a regular basis
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No...
The below poster considers me an honorary...not American person...if that's their opinion of us.
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of course of course! (can't stand those american guys... :P)
The next poster will explain to me why someone would have something against the Dutch. (just curious why JackofBlades would ask that :P)
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Ah I just wondered who would have something against us greedy, agreeing, selfinflated slave-merchants (again people don't shoot, tis a joke)
The next poster will find some other fault in the dutch
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Nigel Powers from Austin Powers didn't like them :P
The next poster hates those movies
~Thal
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Nope. Hiliarious. Though if I see them once, I don't want to see them for years after.
The next poster fell afoul of an Irishman (such as me! ;D)
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What if you intentionally called theme Scottish/English/etc...
The next poster is of German decent.
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Nope, Scottish, Italian, Greek and 6th gen New Zealander
the next poster has something against Australians
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As an Aussie i have a lot of gripes about the people in this country. I hate bogans. I hate their flannel looking unwashed, inconsiderate ways and their IQ that is comparative to a river stone.
Oh, and Southern Cross tattoos really take the cake. A lot of 'Aussies' are completely uncultured and ignorant of other languages/cultures and belief. It really bothers me that the people who are typically boorish towards other cultures are the ones with the previously mentioned IQ of a river stone.
I personally love that our Prime Minister speaks near fluent Mandarin. +15 points to him.
Now... with that rant out of the way....
Poster below also finds something disagreeable and will tell us why ;D
-Φ Ulfhedinn Φ-
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I'm a New Zealander. nuff said ;D Na jk, maybe i'm just unfortunate in that every single Australian i meet ( or see on tv ) has the brains of a sheep. Is every one is aussie really that dumb? I don't know. Surely there must be some decent ones there.
"If NZ sent it's dumbest people to aussie it would raise the average IQ of both countries."
Cant quite remember who said that, i think it was our former foreign minister...
Anyway.... the next poster also has something against aussies, and will tell me what it is.
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Yeah their lame accent, its like someone crossbred a redneck and an Englishman.
The next poster has something to say about some random baltic nation.
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no
btw I hate aussies
one post too early lol
the next poster will be that new zealand guy again (dw im in nz too)
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g'day mate! put anutha shrimp on tha barbie! Yeah, I'm not that guy
The next poster is going to not use the word "aussie" in his post
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......no, your right, I didn't use it.
The next poster likes cider
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No, but I do like Aussie metal. I Killed The Prom Queen and Parkway Drive make me happy.
The below poster agrees that I need to get that CD that they shared when they were both newish bands.
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Yes, you should buy that CD and find many many ways to defile that CD in such a way Grandfather Nurgle would get queasy at. That is not metal. That is an abomination that is nu-metal/nu-core aka: steaming pile o 'amphetamine parrot. That music is tasteless and bland. I worked security for Parkway Drive and they are the biggest bunch of *expletive*s ever.
Typically i respect other people's choices in music genres and genres in general, but that music is one poor imitation after the next.
Below poster is somewhat indifferent to it all.
-- Long live REAL metal \m/ --
-Φ Ulfhedinn Φ-
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No, but I'm open to suggestions for what you think is better. As long as you're not one of those jackasses who fap to 80s "metal."
The below poster has suggestions.
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More fapping, the need will pass.
The next poster is extremely irate over a fellow 40KOnliner.
Starky
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I am irate over someone. But not a 40kO'er.
The next poster likes beer. Hmmm... beer...
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I certainly do, plus many other forms of alcohol.
The next poster dosen't drink alcohol
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Not since vomiting blood.
The next poster needs vices like a crutch due to their weak will.
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I am too pure for that.
The next poster have no job.
Starky
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Indeed I don't and proud of it
The below poster doesn't consider his body a temple, but an amusement park.
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Too bad its only a seasonal operation...
The next poster's body is more like a petting zoo.
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A petting zoo for the laydeez ::) (nah... I wish!)
The next poster has many sexual slaves chained in his basement.
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Its called a harem.
The next poster wishes they could support one.
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If only...
The next poster has weird dreams about Hillary Clinton..
(The Corsair, where abouts in NZ are you?)
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Jaffatown! (Auckland)
wbu??
no I don't have any dreams about Hillary Clinton of any sort
The below poster has blonde hair
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Nope
The below poster has done some form of drugs
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Why yes I have, I wouldn't be the crazy kinda guy I am now if i didn't.
The poster below is bored.
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Wow, why yes i am. I'm doing physics homework while posting here and its not exactly entertaining...
(the corsair, I from Welly! CaPitA1 R3pr3s3nt!!!!!! na jk, i can't stand people who talk/write like that....)
The below poster is having cravings for steak.
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Nah, I prefer chicken. Hmmm, chicken....
The next poster is as excited about Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen as I am ;D
~Thal
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Omg... I was just watching the trailer for it on Youtube! I can't wait to see it!
Nah, I prefer chicken. Hmmm, chicken....
you haven't tried New Zealand angus steak...
The next poster will agree with me
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Angus steak? Must be good then. We get Aberdeen angus around my way.
The next poster has read my intro story about two imperial cops, and quite rightly thinks it's crap. :P
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Umm... sorry haven't read it.
Hawks bay angus steak. Yum
next poster is a rugby fan and think the all blacks are going to win the 2011 world cup
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Rugby, yeah... we here in the US totally love that rugby action... uh, no.
The next poster watches sports more than me.
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Only if your sports watching is in the negatives I guess...
The next poster will not be partying the night of June 23rd, unlike me.
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I will be assembling a Stormlord, which at my age, is more fun than vomiting blood, getting into a fist fight, hot-wiring a car, and running for the border.
The next poster now wonders as to the extent of truth mentioned in the above statement.
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Hmm.. sort of. Throwing up can be avoided tho...
and actually its my friends birthday. So yes. yes i will be partying
The next poster watches rugby (I'm going to keep asking this until someone replies yes ;D :o ::) ;D
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Yes
we beat the french!
yay
when we lost to them in the world cup it was my birthday :(
what a crap day lol
the next poster doesn't watch rugby
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No i don't
The below poster finds green eyes attractive
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I've never seen anyone with really green eyes.
yay we did beat the french, but we lost that cup thing that no-one knew about. Literally.
The next poster thinks All blacks > Wallabies.
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Sounds like an illegal porn movie plot.
The next poster cares for rugby even less than me.
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Why yes, yes I do.
The next poster will throw rocks at me and Jawmonkey for not caring for rugby.
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No, but thanks for mentioning "throw"...
[throws slimy, bloody feces into GD's face]
The next poster is going to get it next (if I can remember).
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God i hope not....
The next poster will be annoyed with GeneticDaemon and Jawmonkey for not liking Rugby.
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I'm not annoyed at all, and it's not just because I'll get a face full of amphetamine parrote too. Well, maybe it is....I just got rid of the smell from the first time. :P
The next poster thinks I'm a spineless coward, if they have the grapes. *Quickly jumps into armoured land rover and rolls up window*
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You're a spineless coward *loads javelin missile*
the next person likes chocolate
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Oh man, you have no idea...
The next poster will give me chocolate, or suffer my modly wrath.
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Here's a monkey bar sweet'ums! :-*
[throws offensively, utterly repulsive and copious amounts of feces onto JamBob, showering him with filth; the horror and stomach-churning nature of the digusting projectile prevents him from touching the modly red button of death due to having to cover his mouth to prevent both inhaling the noxious fumes and to keep the vomit from escaping]
The next poster will be thankful they have never had quite so much feces thrown at them.
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I did get feces thrown at me. But not that much.
The next poster is sober (or almost). Unlike me. :D
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Currently..
The next poster thinks that riot police look cool
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Not when they're bustin my face.
The next poster prefers to avoid riots.
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Yea true. I don't feel like going to jail.
The next poster wishes he/she/it was a pretty pink princess.
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Don't hate me for my beauty, hate me because I'm better looking than you in this pretty pink dress. :-*
The next poster cannot make fun of themselves, thus lacking a great comedic ability.
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I'm not a stupid fool with an inability to post images on this site, and I didn't spill coke all over the floor yesterday, so there is nothing to mock. Guess I don't have comedic talent then. :-\
The next poster saw a comedy show live in person.
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Yeah, your wedding... HIYOOO!!! ;D
The next poster knows who says "HIYOOO!!!".
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HIYOOO!
The next poster will bring me some tacos. Mmmmm tacos
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How about some brownies?
[throws doo at BDM]
The next poster has a hankerin' for some brownies as well.
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Not your brownies
The next person regularly uses text language
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nxt pstr wil drp $100 on ground
It sucks I know :-\
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Dang right it sucks. $100 - I wish - most I ever owned was half a handkercheif.
The next poster will not be from New Zealand.
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;) Sorry but i'm here to stay
Next poster thinks that Dawn of war: Dark crusade is better than Soulstorm
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Damn right I do. At least Dark Crusade attempted a good storyline, but Soul Storm threw all of that out the window. Dawn of War and Winter Assault definitely had better stories, though.
The next poster is a Physics Student (just finished an assignment on it :P)
~Thal
EDIT: Threw, not through :P
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Yes! and YES!!! YAY!!!!
the next poster is not from New Zealand
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Close yet no cigar, I am from Sydney, Australia. For real.
Next poster will have a great weekend then a bad monday.
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Hell yeah! Apoc game this Sat. Too bad I have to work the rest of the week so that I can have a three-day weekend over the 4th of July weekend.
The next poster has never made a pyrotechnics display using gasoline and bottle rockets, lots of bottle rockets.
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no, if havent done that yet. But me and my roommate regularly make fires in our backyard with gasoline and cooking oil soaked logs.
The next poster burnt his eyebrows in a "freak" gasoline accident
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I haven't, though I've seen a guy get his eyebrows singed, along with some of his hair, in a LARP weekend during winter. We laughed ::)
The next poster has never done LARPing.
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I prefer the real thing, but I get tired of the screaming.
The next poster prefers a machete over a washisaki.
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Couldn't tell ya, though I just have a pocketknife myself. ;)
The next poster opposes private gun ownership
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Nah, only the private ownership of explosives and automatic weapons.
The next poster is gun crazy, but doesn't own a single firearm.
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Wrong, guns are the bane of hero's
The below poster is exicited about the fact that we'll soon reach the hundreth page with this thread
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*run around screaming* No I'm not.
The next poster wishes that the first post on the hundredth page will not contain feces throwing.
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[Throws feces, twice, out of spite]
The next poster is amused by my behaviour.
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Yes, mainly because so far i have avoided the sporadic barrages ;D.
Poster below, however, has not been so fortunate.
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I can't think up a Dark Eldar scheme right now. Been on my mind for like two weeks and I haven't thought of anything yet, other than using black primer.
Next poster will have a deer hit their car.
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Totally funny, sent the little booger flying through the air; shame It didn't die outright so I could have eaten it...
The next poster prefers cooked meat with the pelt removed (lame).
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Hey now, I work hard on my baby animal skin clothes now. You know how many baby lion it takes to make a fur coat? A sh*t load. Plus, I love baby loin meat. Taste like happy :D
Next poster (more than likly will be jawmonkey) will get hit by a golf ball this upcoming weekend. Wear a helment!
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I think i'll avoid golf this weekend...
next poster will give me advice on whether to buy COD 4 or not.
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Sure do it I enjoyed
The below poster found cod 4 better than cod5
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Yeah it was. Though I generally like FPSes set in WW2. Prefer the WW2 rifles to the modern ones :P
But at least COD5 had a flamethrower. Awesome. (It's not very good, but it has STYLE!)
The next poster is just as pyromaniac as me :)
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Indeed the flamethrower was great fun, especially if you fired on it with a sniper rifle
The below poster always tries to die in a blaze of glory (and blood)
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Oh hell yeah!
go down in style!
The next poster gets very annoyed at bad dice rolls
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Even when my opponent rolls too many, too bad that wasn't this last game...
The next poster hates facing an armoured company when their army list was intended to take out infantry and an occasional battlesuit.
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Indeed I do
The below poster loves using tanks to ride over poor infantry
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Well, all mech is my goal with my Eldar army.
The next poster liked Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.
~Thal
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Haven't seen it (yet)
The below poster didn't like the first transformer film.
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haven't seen it (yet)
the below poster HAS seen it
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Yes I have, and I liked it well enough.
The next poster IS a transformer. ;)
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Damn how did he find out...
The next poster will try to make me rust by throwing feces at me. (I'm really asking for it now :P)
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I wouldn't do such a [proceeds to fire at you with the watercannon of a firetruck]
The below poster liked the film Hard candy
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Nope, to spotty, the plot and funny couldn't sustain me - FAIL.
The next poster liked Gran Torino (I was mildly surprised, Eastwood is so awesome).
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haven't seen it
the next poster will not ask the next next poster about movies
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That's what you think buddy....
The next poster will have seen Terminator: Revenge of the fallen; and liked it.
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Hm did you mean TRANSFORMERS: revenge of the fallen ou Terminator: SALVATION there?
Did not see Transformers, do not intend to see it (did not like the first, and haven't seen much positive opinions about the second one. Never been a Transformers fan even when I was a kid).
And I quite liked Terminator Salvation.
The next poster will disagree with my opinions. But will respect them (hopefully).
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No...I pretty much agree with you on this one. There was just something wrong with TF 2 to me. It was too complected, and it tried too hard with the humour.
Salvation was OK. It didn't have any really memorable bits that can go down in movie lore (by comparsion, Judgement day has dozens). But it was a decent film none the less.
The next poster will think about wasting their money buying the licensed video games of these two films.
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Not really. Never liked games based on movies (the ones I've tried at least). I'm well served enough with my Mass Effect addiction (saw the Mass Effect 2 trailer and stuff...).
The next poster is also addicted to Bioware's RPGs (KotOR, Mass Effect, Jade Empire, ...)
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Nope, I really prefer table top games, hard to devote time so as to have a modified pile of ones and zeros.
The next poster likes tidly winks.
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I actually have no idea what those are, but I assume that they are the standard deep fried crud that passes for food.
The next poster is NOT American.
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I am from the CONTINENT of North America, but not the USA. That good enough?
The next poster is 1/10th American.
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True. However, the remaining 9/10th's of me are ALSO American. ;)
The next poster is as sick as I am of hearing about Michael Jackson on the news (over here in Iraq he is about 80% of the news, with the remaining 20% comprising of that Govenor from South Carolina and his affair).
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Simple solution, I don't watch the news; real life interferes too much with 40k.
The next poster doesn't spend enough time with their army.
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Simple solution, I don't watch the news; real life interferes too much with 40k.
The next poster doesn't spend enough time with their army.
Or too much time, depending on which army (the one I own, or the one that owns me) you are talking about. ;)
The next poster doesn't HAVE enough time to spend with their army.
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Oh, too true. Actually, I finished my last assessment for a while today (pretty sure I just aced Tangents and Derivatives :P). So, I'll probably spend this afternoon changing the weapons on my Wraithlord.
The next poster liked Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (or wants to see it).
~Thal
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I want to see it.
Then next poster already has.
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I have, and I loved it. A few things I would have changed, but hey, what's the point in complaining, not like it's going to change anything?
The next poster is jealous of the fact that I AM Optimus Prime :P (in disguise)
~Thal
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No not really, I liked his brother better anyhow. (And you must read and comment on the latest intallment of my thrilling adeventure, I'm getting depressed! :()
The next poster likes the film the fifth element.
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Never seen it
the next poster will not talk about the new Transformers movie.
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Will talk about the new Halo Movie, which I must see the trailer for and have heard good things.
The next poster has good things to share with us about the Halo Movie!
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I just remembered there was going to be a Halo movie :P
Peter Jackson IIRC? I'm off to check the trailer (if it exists). Though I don't put much hope in it being good honestly. Movie about a video game... meh. Will probably be entertaining, with cool special effects and explosions... but in this end I don't think it will be a great movie that'll become a classic, y'know?
The next poster does not like Halo in general.
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Wrong. I have all the games on X-box and i can't wait for the movie to come out.
Next person will talk about how Peter Jackson is a New Zealander and how we = win.
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Peter Jackson is a director from New Zealand, thats all I have to say about him. But it is actually we (the Irish) who = win! ;)
The next poster is Irish too.
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Well... I'm pretty sure I've got an Irish ancestor, but not really. I'm still half-alcoholic, that good enough?
The next poster will make a joke about the Irish.
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How many Irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
28; 1 to hold the lightbulb and 27 to make the room spin :D
Hear about the great new line of Irish inventions, such as the helicopter ejection seat and flyscreen windows on submarines?
Hear the joke about the Irish oyster farmer? He drowned in his tractor.
The next poster will tell more jokes
~Thal
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no
cant think of any jokes right now
tired sunday
the next poster has posted saying what the next poster will do and has been right
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Of course, I'm a God, dur.
The next poster instantly has doubts of the above statement.
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I do not have doubts. Because if I did, I would get covered in monkey feces... again.
The next poster noes does not think jawmonke really exists, as the next poster is agnostic or atheist.
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Okay If I believe I really am God, that kind of eliminates the whole atheist thing, right?
The next poster agrees that, atheist or no, you may as well believe there is a God because if God in fact doesn't exist, they're not really out anything, but if God does, you're screwed.
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Sure why not
the next person thinks the original DOW series is better than DOWII
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Haven't even tried a demo of DOWII as I've decided that I am sick of wasting time on virtual 40k, instead I greatly prefer the real thing.
The next poster will not be participating in the Ard Boyz this year.
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Whats Ard Boyz?
The next poster is amused by my lack of knowledge of community events...
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To the best of my knowledge, Ard Boyz is a 40k tourney. That's pretty much all I can say about it :P
Don't really think I can be amused with your lack of knowledge considering mine.
The next poster will explain what is Ard Boyz and punish us for our ignorance.
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The Ard Boyz is the only tournament that matters. Nobody will ever win it because they painted very well, or built a fluffy army, but only had mediocre results on the table. There is no "Best General" award because the best general takes first even if he's using a grey army.
The below poster disagrees that the Ard Boyz is the best tournament of the year.
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Not at all, I'm actually contemplating taking an unpainted Ork army made almost entirely out of models from the starter set (Black Reach); it might be funny to kill off some uber-expensive armies using cheap ass models.
The next poster sees the logic.
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strangely i do..
The next poster will commiserate with me because my brother accidently threw my new guard codex out when he was tidying downstairs :'( :'(
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I say kill him. In a very violent manner.
The next poster likes to be covered in children's blood.
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Actually I prefer kittens, they're more cute; besides, I like the little monkies around because they make feeding time more chaotic meaning more kitten howling, flying gore, and spattering blood.
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I will also give no indication as to what I believe the next poster will do
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I just love the eight thousand different tavern games, don't you? Each one has its subtle differences, most of which I miss. ;D
The next poster is a rule-following weiner.
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What rules? besides not killing anyone.
Dammit broke that one.
The next poster wanted to join Thalandir's thread but was too slow!
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Nope i got in on time, just. Thank you guilt vote!
The next poster is also in Thal's thread
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Indeed I am.
The nex poster loves villains
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Nope not really i like being the good guy that saves the day
the next poster is waiting for someone to post on thals thread
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Well, aren't I popular....
The next poster, unlike me, has NOT been lazy about reading people's stories (sorry Jack, I'm reading yours now, been busy all arvo with the roleplay)
~Thal
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Indeed I read all the story updates when the appear in my new replies thingy.
The below poster has never read a story hear and should
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I've read several stories actually
the next poster has read both long night and two hawks by Thal
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Indeed I have
The below poster will comment on the fact that we have reached the one hundreth page.
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Yes we have that's slightly sad...
the next poster will agree with me
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I most certainly do.
The next poster will be having dinner soon
~Thal
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I had dinner 2 hours ago. Its 9:49pm here
The next poster lives in a different time zone to me
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Sadly I don't (awwww)
the below poster hasn't had lasagne in over a week
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Actually, I had it for lunch at work on Saturday. Was De-licious
The next poster likes Eldar
~Thal
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Yea i do, i have about 1000pts of them, small biel tan army. Swordwind ftw!!! The Corsair are you saying that you are also a NZer?
The next poster is from the southern hemisphere
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Sorry to dissapoint. I'm posting from my igloo right now. Ain't Canada fun?
The next poster really believes Canadians lives in igloos, wear lumberjack shirts and eat baby seals to survive. (Actually, the baby seals thing sounds like fun!)
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What.. ..do you mean?!? You dont.. .do that?!?!? NOOOO!!!! MY WORLD IS RUINED!!!
The next poster is amused by my exaggeration..
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No I'm not, here's a little known fact; did you know that Canadians cannot wear shoes as the hair on the tops of their feet prevent them from doing so?
The next poster knows even more tidbits about Canadians.
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They live in Canada ;D
The next poster can enlighten us about the current economical situation in Russia.
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Uhhh.. pass?
The next poster wishes there were plastic aspect warrior models
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Nah, don't care.
The next poster will say "Meh"
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BURMA!!! Sorrry, I panicked. (I watch too much Monty Python stuff oh youtube...)
The next poster did not know the sketch I just copied (The Exploding Pinguin BTW).
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I don't but I will check it out.
The below poster has seen dr. Horrible's sing along blog and loved it, like me ;D
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Yes actually, I did like it, and a great ending to boot.
The next poster has yet to see the mentioned short film.
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Yep.
The next person collects marines (of any type).
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um ummmm i have some traitorous gk in my traitor army?
the next poster is going to commment on how gk can't be traitorous
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They can't be traitorous!
The next poster is bored.
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argh yes i am
the next poster is an ork player! (i know risky right?)
wwaaagghh?
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GHHHH!!
The below poster speaks french
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Bonsoir, mon frere. Croissant and baguette! hawhaw! (thats a french laugh btw)
And im going there in October.
The next poster knows as much french as I do
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I don't know how much you know so probably yes.
The next poster is... A GIANT MAN-EATING BEAR WITH 6 METRE LONG CLAWS AND STANDS 400 FEET HIGH AND WILL CONSUME US ALL!
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Indupitibably, my good friend.
The next poster is now watching tv.
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If I am at my computer, how can I be watching TV?
The next poster agrees with this statement
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THATS PREPOSTEROUS!
THE NEXT POSTER THINKS I HAVE CAPS LOCK ON!
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THAT IS QUITE TRUE, GOOD SIR.
THE BELOW POSTER WILL EXECUTE ALT+F4.
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I'll execute you all in a minute...
The next poster is a cynic
~Thal
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Heh, yeah right... and the war in Iraq is going according to plan, huh? :P
The below poster will probably not be the above poster.
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You powers of prediction are scary
The below poster has seen a psychologist at least once in his life
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dude . uncool
the below poster has never palyed dark eldar!
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Hah, that's as wrong as it can get! I AM Dark Eldar! Well, save for that little bit of me that is Tau.
The below poster is Papa SMurf
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I resent those accusations. You shall pay for this insult!
The next poster actually likes the Ultramarines.
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No.
The below poster finds the whole idea behind chainswords ridicilious
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Yeah, pretty much. Chain saws grind their way through stuff... far too slow a process for dispatching your foes in hand to hand combat. God help you if your motor shorts out... now its not even good for hacking.
The next poster has attempting to build their own chainsword.
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Nah, I,m way too lazy and crappy at building stuff to make one.
The next poster has to admit the idea of chainsword is cool, even though it doesn't really work.
I mean, it's like the depleted deuterium rounds. Sounds cool, but when you think about it... :P
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Isn't that the case with everything in 40k?
The below poster agrees
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Oh so true..
The next poster thinks that the Imperium would crush the Tau if GW allowed the timeline to move on.
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No, I think that the Tau are going to be royally screwed by the masses of Tyranids attacking them from the east. :P
The next poster is an Imperial fanboi
~Thal
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No, there's simply the least evil humans
The below poster doens't believe in evil.
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Well, I was initially drawn to this game by the Space Marine dreadnought... yeah I guess so. But I'm an Eldar FANATIC. ;)
The next poster is NOT an "Imperial fanboi". ;)
EDIT: DAMMIT, NINJA'D!!!
And no, I absolutely believe in Evil.
The next poster wasn't fast enough to Ninja me!
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I can ninja if I want. I simply choose not to... :o
The next poster has faced Nob bikerz before (i did yesterday)
~Thal
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Yes i have. It was fun, they died to 100 lasguns rapidfiring with 50 of them frfsrf-ing
The below poster wants a real life Valk
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If by Valk you mean Valkarie, HELL YES!
The next poster disagrees.
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Hell no, i want one to
The next poster also wants one
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I do ;). I'd love to drive a Valkyrie to school....
The next poster has actually used the 'go to ground' rule that wasn't forced from pinning.
~Thal
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I do ;). I'd love to drive a Valkyrie to school....
The next poster has actually used the 'go to ground' rule that wasn't forced from pinning.
~Thal
I haven't yet (actually, I forgot all about it!).
The next poster can tell me the name of the next book in the Horus Heresy series after Mechanicum, and/or when its going to be released.
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Ah, I'm still part-way through Fulgrim :P
The next poster has had their army called 'Cheesy' before
~Thal
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Sorry don't know anything about it
The next poster will comment on how every poster on this page except jack of blades collects a Beil Tan army GO THE SWORDWIND
EDIT: Ninja'd
Nope i haven't
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"Wow, every poster on this page (so far) except Jack of Blades has a Biel-Tan army!" ;)
SilverRanger, if you are a Biel-Tan player, perhaps you should join our POC (follow the link in my sig if you are interested).
The next poster wants to read a battle report, and is on their way to that board to read my latest one (nothing like self-publicizing! ;) ).
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I'm part-way through now :P
The next poster will read CS's batrep, then look at my half-finished one and scoff
~Thal
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I'm really tempted to, infact i'll go do that now. (Join ur POC, not read your battle report. Sorry!)
The next poster will congratulate me on joining the swordwind
EDIT: Ninja'd again!!!
haven't got round to reading anyones report yet.
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Congradulations on joining the Swordwind! ;D
The next poster is also a member. ;)
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Indeed I am :P, one who spent all last night playing Planestrike and researching how the Eldar perform as the defender in it (expect a mini-article in the near future)
The next poster would like to try out Planetstrike but hasn't been able to yet
~Thal
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very true
The next poster hasn't posted yet.
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Yep thats pretty much me
The next poster will post on my New starting eldar thread on the painting forum when i put it up tomorrow
EDIT: 3xNinja'd
I have posted..
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I don't think so
The below poster has never been ninja'ed
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Yea right - Tui
(New Zealand Joke, example: (https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi406.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp145%2FSilverRanger021%2Ftui-billboard-lets-think-about-chri.jpg&hash=31ea506d4248e408426fa04a0d70fe5f7bc73091))
Tui is a beer company.
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I have never been ninjaed. (Sorry for totally ignoring your post SilverRanger, but seeing you forgot to call on next poster :P)
The below poster never forgot the rules of this game and always wrote something about the below poster. (Is it just me, or is that sentence just bad? :P)
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Unfortunately, i have forgotten twice. . . i think.
The next poster has ninjaed someone.
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Yup all the time lol
the next person hates the word "lol"
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Used to, but then my gf got me into the habit of using it when we text each other.
The next person poster has experienced this as well.
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actually no.. i haven't...<<lol ::)
the next poster will comment on my avatar
<<<<<<<hint hint?
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no
I already took the mickey out of you in the counter the unit game
the next poster also plays the counter the unit game
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i do good job.
the next poster will clarify to me wth it means to take the mickey out.
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It means killing Mickey Mouse.
The next poster is a member LIEK IN PENIS
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Duh.
The next poster is a male humanoid, around 20-30 years of age
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No, I'm in fact an intelligent dog who types this with my nose.
The below poster believes me.
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I wish. My dog is so stupid, so I wouldn't believe it.
Unless you showed us a video . . .
The next poster will post a video of themselves.
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I will not
The next poster will, however
~Thal
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i CANNOT though i would..sadly i have no camera to take a video
the next poster will be sad that i did not post a vid
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Terribly, God knows I love me some Youtube. ::)
the next poster has been spending more time online than me (getting ready for the Ard Boyz semi-finals).
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Dunno, I've been online only for 33 days and 8 hours ::)
The below poster is called Frank
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Nope.
The below poster once lied about their name
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True. It says in my passport that my name is sir Cornelius Gigglesworth, Duke of Chestington-upon-Tyke.
The below poster has nothing better to do than hang out in the Tavern.
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I just woke up, what other kind of debauchery could I be up to right now?
The below poster can think of one other rather obvious kind.
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Is you're refrigarator stuffed...
The below poster has Empire: total war.
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No.
The next poster play one of GW's Specialist Game.
Starky
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Played a little BFG with my friends a while ago... It was fun. I'd really like if more people started it (and if there were more BFG minis at my LGS)
The next poster tried BFG and did not like it.
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Wrong, I just bouth a 2K Eldar Corsair fleet for 65$$ on e-bay, now doing the same with an Imperial fleet, just to have two of them easier to get someone in, incentive and all.
Wit ha bit of luck I will manage to drag some more players in. :)
The below poster play RPG(s).
Starky
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Not in a very long time, I prefer wargames; why mess with one character when I really want to control an army?
The next poster is similarly inclined.
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Seems taht we follow the same line of thought. ;)
The next poster nver played a cliché charcater in a RPG (I won't believe a NO).
Starky
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well then yes i have not ;D
the next poster just read my post
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No I have not read your post, it is mere luck that makes me answer to the last line of your post. ::)
The next poster disciplines his dices that roll ones.
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Since I threatened them or rape they rolled quitte well...
The below poster asn't felt Sanctjud's love (yet).
Starky
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Define 'love' :-*. I may have, or I may not have.
The next poster finds the majority of Tavern Posters utterly disturbing
~Thal
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Yes, I am surrounded by weird people...
The next poster (is better) BELIVE Me.
Starky
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More sane, not bloody likely, but you gits will never catch me.
The next poster so eccentric that they're completely normal.
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Tallyho, jolly old chap! Your statement is indeed quite the correct one! Bolly! Tea and crumpets! Yes, indeed.
The following poster has quite a profound respect for English gentlemen.
Yes...
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No.
The below poster has once woken up tired.
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Sure, everyday! But that's just because I'm lazy.
The below poster is either epileptic, narcoleptic or a combination of those two.
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I prefer the term sociopath, thanks.
the next poster is my trigger.
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Burgers!
The next poster shall watch the tell us how they feel.....
Pure Randomness (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J43HKq5XIyQ&NR=1#lq-hq)
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Lame, no cat girls and hardly random.
The next poster will post a random set of three pictures or images.
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(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi184.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fx187%2FStarrakatt%2Fdvd_sharks_in_venice.jpg&hash=cc51848ab708589c885efae3d9b6b249239840ca)(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi184.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fx187%2FStarrakatt%2Fbloodthirster.gif&hash=565b0583b583d768f4e2f4d6a72abd477f36d56a)(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi184.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fx187%2FStarrakatt%2Fe8eab0c6a6c35b25d310f22574a50ecf.jpg&hash=32c7d0112a775111cbfa8f74b689cf8346684652)
The next poster slept with a dog.
Starky
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Yeah, because that Jessica Alba is such a be-atch ::)
The below poster thinks my joke is hilarious ;D
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I wish I could
The next poster is offended by Sams joke
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Really I am?
The next poster is offended that the Avatar loses in the image posted by Starky. Eldar FTW.
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Not really, I thought it was quite funny. Well done, Samuel, well done indeed, old chap!
The below poster is also a egomaniac.
EDIT: Ninja the Kid ruined my reply...
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We are Taverners, that was a neoplasm.
The next poster wish for 26 hour days.
Starky
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Sure do. Those two extra hours would be spent here in the Tavern!
The below poster
just scrolled through loads of black space.
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I made it quick by dragging to right screen's scroll down marker to the bottom. :P
The next poster says no more often than yes.
Starky
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No thats not true! Wait....
The next poster is wearing mittens
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Only Marvs.
The below poster no what I meant by that.
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Nope and I don't care.
The next poster will care more.
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Nah I don't really care either.
The next poster likes chocolate. hmmm... chocolate :)
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Chocolates are good, especially with beer.
The next poster have done something awful recently, and will share it with us, the helpful Tavern community.
Starky
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It's true, I bought some Bakon vodka recently. It's exactly as terrible as it sounds.
The below poster will now purchase some Bakon just to see how bad it is.
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I refuse to go that far just to prove your point, I am quite ready to believe you on your word.
The next poster experimented something very satisfying (but not some perverted taste for Bakon vodka) and will also share it.
Starky
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Yes. For the recent Ard Boyz I was fiddling with the ol' Deathwing and I decided that I was tired of losing. So over the course of three days I assembled 150+ Orks, the vast majority of which coming from the Assault on Black Reach starter set. I placed second. I didn't even paint them other than to place a dab so to be able to tell the squads apart. I find I really enjoy the Orks; something about throwing hundreds to their death, ill-equipped and innefficient, yet overwhelming my enemies with massive numbers (100+ attacks on a charge!).
The next poster doesn't like Orks.
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Damn right!
The next poster would like a Flesh Hound as pet.
Starky
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Nah, my Eldar don't tear up the furniture as bad and they only eat skittles.
The next poster poster is now angered.
"You meanie, leave the Eldar alone! They're so kewl!"
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Nah, you can do whatever you want to the eldar.
The below poster will start a 'I hate JackofBlades' thread over this.
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Already did. http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=186860.0 (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=186860.0)
The below poster will post in my thread ::)
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Oh I posted alright.
[smashes handful of doo into Sam's face]
The next poster is suddenly compelled to read Sammy's thread.
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Sure am.
Brilliant thread!
The below poster's last name is Fudge.
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It was Fudge long ago. How did you know...unless you are stalking me... *shiver*
The next poster will find out if Sammy here is stalking me.
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WE ALL ARE...
The next poster has computer problems.
Starky
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Yes, but I know how to fix it, just needs moneyz....
The next poster is posting from work
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True, but I'm at work (in Iraq) for the entire year, so posting from home is difficult. ;)
The next poster is also posting from an international destination (as opposed to their home country).
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Nope I'm in the sweet motherland.
The below poster is willing to make a bet on how long the 'I hate JackofBlades' thread will last.
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Depends whats on the table Jack, I bet a week.
The next poster will be better than mine.
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Of course I'm better, I'm the Monkey!
The next poster is in fact, a toaster.
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*spits out gauss flayed toast*
... stupid monkey!
The next poster will have a daemonette of slaanesh as their userpic!
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If my current avy wasn't so totally awesome, I'd change it just because of what you said.
The next poster is anxiously awaiting an update in my game :P
~Thal
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THat's surprising... I'm actually chasing each of your posts around to actually wonder... "WHY ARE YOU STALLING?!" :P
The next poster wants to beat Thalandir and sacrifice his eldar, for not updating the Tavern Game...
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I'd like to update this thread and add.
The next poster will belong to a Mod.
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If I would ever sleep.
The next poster is illiterate.
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It's true, I only guess at the meaning of each post and hope my reply makes sense.
The next poster has been employed as a haberdasher at some point in their life.
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Don't know what a haberdasher is and I'm to lazy to look it up on uncyclopedia, but yeah, I probably have...
All of the below poster is belong to me.
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Oh-YES Masta, please whip me as hard as you can!
The next poster have been whipped at least once.
Starky
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No comment.
The below poster is happier not knowing.
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No-no, I want details...
The next poster have pics to go along them.
Starky
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Yeah but they're always blurry as I'm trying to take a picture while whipping a gimp.
The next poster likes their cage.
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Only when we share it.
The below poster is mentally sane.
Starky
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I am not :P.
The next poster believes that they have mystical powers.
~Thal
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I probably do.
The next poster will be out of date. And may need a revamp.
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Obviously. When I need to drink I taste Knob Creak, when I need to beslubber I taste...not Knob Creak, when I need to...actually, that's all I ever need.
The below poster is an Eldar player.
Yes, actually, because I was ninja'd
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The best one yeah...
The below poster is phisically sick.
Starky
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Nah, fit like a fiddle, now lets just not look too close at the Monkies' noggin, eh?
The next poster has managed to trap their member in an embarassing object (e.g. mailbox, toaster, gas tank, etc...)
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Not yet, though I remember your toasted thing. What a laugh it was, heh? [punch shoulder] ;D
The below poster is an awful liar.
Starky
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Hell no
I dodn't even have micro expressions
I can lie perfectly if I want
The next poster has heard of micro expressions
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Eh, Waaa?
The next poster will comment on the fact that I've changed my avvy..
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It's ooooold. Numerous users have had that one already.
The below poster just had lunch. Just like me! :D
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umm.. no i'm just about to go to bed, Its past midnight here...
The next poster owns a katana
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I do, but I've misplaced it. In someone's guts I think.
The below poster knows it's one o' clock ovy here in Sweden
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i do now
the next poster will tell me whether to buy dark reapers or fire dragons next for my eldar
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Reapers, because Dragons are just meh... They have cool weapons though.
The below poster led a full life.
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'Led' being the key word, past tense. Now.. not so much..
The next poster is polish
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I'm polished yes. Very shiny indeed ;D
The below poster is flapanesee.
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not so flappy, i dont think so
the below poster is a full member
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Indeed.
The below poster is only a Junior.
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Indeed
The below poster has posted in the last 5 mins
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Correct.
The below poster won't get any more answers from me, because now I have to do some serious working ;)
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Awww..
the below poster probably wont here anything from me either as i have to get up in 5 hours and i should probably get some sleep
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That would be a great relief.
The below poster wants my blood.
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MUHAHAHAHHAHA. Yes
The next poster will be some type of vampire
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How did you know ;). Funny story but, when I was kid I really did convince myself that I was a vampire at one stage.
The next poster has believed at one point or another that they were from another planet.
~Thal
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No, played with the idea but nothing more.
The below poster is from another planet
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Yes.
The next poster wanna know exactly which.
Starky
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Nope, already know. ;)
The next poster will also know.
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know wat??
lol jj
the next person was wrong two or more times during the previous day
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Yeah, I could've sworn they were the ones that owed me money, but then again skinning them only helps to strengthen my reputation as a man-killing ape.
The next poster is scared of the idea of a large simian ripping their skin from their body.
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The avatar above me is bananas from sleep deprivation.
The next poster will tell me not to bring up threads that aren't current.
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Yes please don't. Do you have any idea how irritating it is to see that thread that you wished you had never posted in show up again?
"ugh, the female space marine thread again, gah!"
The next poster did not have the displeasure of witnessing that thread (became very irritating).
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Alas, I did, because I used to frequent the Space Marines board.
The next poster has never seen me post outside the Tavern.
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Maybe once or twice, but it has been quite a while.
The next poster feels the pull of the tavern calling them back.
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Quite the reverse actually, but it will pass.
The next poster have tasted and swallowed it all.
Starky
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What can I say, its hard to not eat a gerbil once you've started licking it like a lollipop.
The next poster has never eaten a still-living creature.
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Yes I have.
The below poster is curious what's behind the mask
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Nah, I'll know what's behind it as soon as it leaks out of the cracks after kicking it.
The next poster wouldn't kick someone in the face (and thats why you'll lose).
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I've done it before, many times...
The next poster Isn't fooled by my tough guy comment..
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Not if you have the word zappy under your avvy.
The below poster has reson to sleep with one eye open.
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Yep, Raktra can get pretty handsy sometimes, must keep my guard up at all times.
The next poster is disturbed by the above statement.
~Thal
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Thal you and Raktras relation is very, very disturbing. It's more disturbing than seeing green flying pigs with purple spots.
The below poster agrees
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agreed.
The below poster agrees that both Thal and Raktra should both be castrated, just in case..
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Sure, if I can have what's left of that procedure for dinner. M-mm, testicles, ketchup and a slice of spicy bread. My favorite P-:
The below poster is also a gourmet.
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Uh...no...
The below poster will be disgusted by that statement.
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Which there are quitte a lot of disgustable statements on this page.
The below posters fears for the future of mankind.
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No, not really, I figure we'll all be reduced to ash eventually if left to our own devices, so why bother worrying.
The below poster is mildly amused that Jack's post about the other posts on this page was at the top.
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No, there's nothing anusing in there. This is a serious game.
The below poster agree (or should, or else...).
Starky
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Internet: Serious Business.
The next poster agrees witht he following comic.
http://xkcd.com/386/ (http://xkcd.com/386/)
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Indeed, so true.
The next poster is wisearse.
Starky
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I hope I'm not.
The next poster will think I am.
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Your an amateur; now take notes from the master.
The next poster can't remember a stat line to save their life and has routinely messed up games of 40k so bad they felt remorse afterwards.
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Shut up smartarse!!
The next poster is 12% insane
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Absolutely not I am one hundred percent pure and bonafide insanity.
The below poster has nothing better do to in their miserable empty existence than spend time in the tavern (like me ;D)
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Yep, but I get payed for doing so ;)
The below poster is jealous because of this!
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OMG YOU GET PAID FOR THIS!!!!!!
The below poster finds text in all caps really annoying
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No, I don't, but it's against forum rules so I won't do it myself.
The below poster is also calm as a cucumber.
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Yes I am... *Fidget*
The below poster is Sir Sam Vines and we will each respond to each other in turn again like we did the other night for like 1/2 an hour..
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Unfortunately not.
The below poster is eithe Silverranger or Sam and they are angry at me for disturbing their rambling
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Yes, it is I!
However, I will go on lunch now, so see you in ~1hr!
The below poster will wish me bon appetite!
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Bon appetite
I guess I'll go to bed then.. *sigh...*
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The below poster will predict something about the poster below them, unlike SilverRanger ::).
~Thal
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Of course I will.
The below poster will at some point die by Garbage's hands.
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I hope not.
The below poster will make a snide comment
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You all suck....grumble, grumble.
Nah, I'm a happy person, I don't say snide things ;D. Much.
The next poster is also happy.
~Thal
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Most of the time, although I do have my moments.
They below poster has been very gloomy this week.
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Nup, I'm actually kinda glad that school is back.
Plus, this weekend will be a very good one.
The next poster is annoyed by the little things, and knows that they really shouldn't, but can't help but get annoyed all the time.
~Thal
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That's about right yeah. I feel like such a total emo. I need to go and cut myself...
The below poster is a hippie.
EDIT: Ninjaed
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No although I do have hippie friends.
The below poser agrees with Cartman on the subject of hippies
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No idea with that is...so I'm going ot have to say no.
The next poster will tell me what that means.
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Cartman hates hippies so much, he goes around South Park dressed in a vermin exterminator suit, gasses them and locks them up in his basement.
The below poster has dreamed of locking somebody up in their basement.
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Dreamed or remembered that they were down there?
The next poster was not aware just how long you can go without feeding or watering a human (what can I say? I'm forgetful).
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Sadly not.
The next poster will have had a nasty accident with jawmonkey somtime over their lives.
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My abuse of my Modly powers is hardly an "accident" (although me becoming a mod, well.....)
The next poster has a crazy theory as to how I gained modship in the first place.
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Yeah, but kids might be online so I'll refrain from voicing that theory.
The next poster will have something witty to say, but it will fail and sound lame instead.
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Cake!
Please?
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No, more cake for you!
The below poster is a Seinfield fan.
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Sure, Newman is the amphetamine parrot!
The below poster ate vomit for breakfast.
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How wrong you are, sir.
The below poster has once done a job that made them feel dirty.
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Everyday. Well, at least it pays damn good.
The below poster lost his job because of the financial crisis.
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No, but I lose one or two days a month - even that sux.
The next poster's school has closed because of teh financial crisis.
Starky
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I am currently school-less. Now if only I could change the name of the school on my diploma to that of some random high school in L.A.
The below poster noticed Starky's broken color.
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I did indeed
The next poster will comment on broken colour.
~Thal
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That is broken color.
The below poster will find my answer satisficious.
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Not particularitatiousl y.
The next poster is full of himself. Or herself. Or itself.
Starky
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Truth be told, I'm a bit of each. I'm physically a male, but I tend to play as females in games that allow it (check out the Superheroes RPG), and I like to pretend that I'm an Autobot (which would technically be 'its'). And I can be full of myself. Sometimes...
The below poster laughed at my post.
~Thal
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Lol. Well, it's fun to pretend.
The next poster hates bright colours, cuz they are dull.
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They remind me of sunlight which repulses me, hissssss!
The next poster hates the smell of garlic.
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aaaagh! it burns us!! ;D
i think the next poster will be posting on a netbook.
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Just the ol trusty desktop, sorry.
The next poster has had a strange experience where they left wondering if they did in fact have awesome mind powers.
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OMG I knew you were going to say that ;)
the next posterwill probably be tierd of me and jawa monkey going back and forth in this thread.
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I so hate reading my crap, I wish I would just log off so hard, geeze!
The next poster is not as hard on themselves.
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Nope, positive self esteem all the way "I'll always do better next time"
The next poster thinks that the shrink who invented the term 'self esteem' should be shot in the face with a javelin missile. "No don't call him a bad person It'll hurt his self esteem..."
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DIE!!!
the next poster will have an ego so over-inflated that he thinks that he can come up with better responses than every one on this page.
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you called ME?
The next poster should welcome dregogg in the Tavern... (I do) ;)
Starky
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welcome aboard!!
the next poster might be a weirdo like me.
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Pfft, most certainly not.
The next poster is a dignified, fairly normal but humorless git.
Starky
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like h@!! i am.
the next posters avatar is a vampire in a sewer.
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No, it is home.
The next poster is a wannabe SM.
Starky
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WHAT?! What did you say about me! I challenge you to a duel for this slight on my honor!
The next poster will choose the weapons for the duel.
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Eviscerators.
The below poster will enjoy my abnormal cheer because I get to talk to Alex-Chan.
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If by "enjoy" you mean "now needs several drinks", then yes.
The next poster is already inebriated.
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No, I wish. I haven't gotten sloshed in like...a week...or two...I don't remember.
The below poster remembers.
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Yes, and I wish I didn't. I'd never seen that many sheep before in my life....
The next poster has an even better story.
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Oh, I have my stories. Wisconsin'll never be the same.
Now knows the reason for the Great Cheddar Shortage of Whenever the beslubber There Was a Cheddar Shortage.
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No, I don not, but I guess it has to do something with a fellow who goes by the name of Jester.
The below poster WILL elaborate (as I clearly can't).
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Yeah, some kind of infection hit the fromage production in Quebec (one of da biggest producers) last year, source
is was unknown... until now. I guess it came from Jester... no big surprise really...
I praise the ignorant and the Simple for they would have slept better tonight without that knowledge. The next poster would also have preferred NOT to know.
Starky
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Thanks for the advance warning, I made a point to not read any previous posts; (here's a sweet qoute for you)
For if ignorance is bliss, I must surely be in paradise.
The next poster will not use the provided line.
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I won't but I will notice it's similarity to a particular scene in The Matrix
The next poster has seen The Matrix
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Thanks for dredging that up, now I'll have nightmares.
"Keanu you suck, no more acting, ugh"
the next poster has trouble with his movies as well (no matter what role he takes I still view him as his character in Bill and Ted ~ "The Matrix is bogus dude!"
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It's so true. But it makes Matrix 2 and 3 watchable if you picture him like that.
The next poster wishes Matrix 2 and 3 never got made.
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I actually haven't seen either of them
The below poster will be suprised by that
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I actually haven't seen either of them
The below poster will be suprised by that
No. What's the Matrix?
The next poster will clarify.
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A trilogy about Robots taking over and humans being stuck inside a sort of mind-prison called 'The Matrix' (real-day life for us, the humans don't know that their actual bodies are lying in tubes).
The next poster will comment on the fact that I get told I look like Keanu all the the time
~Thal
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I'm so sorry; so was it due to a birth deffect or horrible accent?
"Dude, I can't believe you said that! That was sooo bogus!"
The next poster doesn't understand the line in italics above.
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what did he say?! ;D
the next poster will be a "normal person".
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Nope normal doesn't exist.
The below poster agrees.
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Normal people don't exist in the tavern.
The next poster will contradict the above statement.
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Normal people don't exist. There's just me and the voices in my head that are normal!
The below poster is jealous that the voices are talking to me.
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Erm... Do it, Blinky say yes. *Rolls eyes* Don't do it listen to me.
Which one should I choose? *Looks down at stomach* The Spaghetti! What with. *Head speaks* meat custard
Your right I should choose the spaghetti with custard mixed in with meat stock.
the below person should explain the meaning of normal
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normal is a relative term.
the below poster will think otherwise.
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Nah, the universe is chaos, we only assign laws and rules to indicate normalcy so to keep our heads from exploding (or something like that).
The next poster agrees that space is shaped like a saddle; so that we can ride it to obvlivion!
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Given that you wear said saddle... OH YEAH BABY, HOOF IT UP!
The below poster is, in some weirdly circular way, mindlocked on a particular subject NOT involving women or smoked fish.
Starky
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He's right, actually. I'm mindlocked on an animatronic ficus tree (I wish I was joking).
Good news! The below poster is now hearing Prof. Farnsworth read this post.
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Aaah, sadly, no. But I can hear the cat though, although its discourse is somewhat less... eclectic.
The next poster wished he knew what that discussion is about and the depth of it's philosophical level.
Starky
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A two month philosophy class in college was more than I'll ever need thank you very much.
The next poster agrees that reality is utter chaos given pathetic rules and laws by man in a sad attempt to make sense of the madness and irrationality of our existence. Embrace the logic of the Monkey God and ye shall become Gods yourself!
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"Agreed that Gods don't show so much of that humiliating tentatives to bend the (relative) chaotic reality, they just do as they want and screw the universe. - A. Einstein
The below poster shall be bluntly mean to a noob. (But not too much or he'll cry...)
Starky
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Yes, you noob, Bow to me... ;D
The below poster will find a witty retort.
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I tell you as soon as I find where I put it down...
The next poster has found something weird.
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I have found many things weird all of them too weird to explain.
The below poster wants to find out what these weird things are.
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Nah, more fun to assume... I'm sorry you had to see that incident with the squid and your grandpa BTW.
The next poster really did experience a quirky incident involving a platypus, a family member, and a high speed chase.
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No not really except for when that platypus hijacked our car and got chased by the police.
The below poster really doesn't want to know what happens next.
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No, no tell me; I'm all ears and filth encrusted fur.
The next poster can generate an equally absurd nonsensical line.
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It's highly dependant of my celestial position in the grand scheme of the Shadow Fish Caligraphic Society, I will need to ask.
The next poster should get up from his lazy arse and go empty that bladder.
Starky
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Just did, actually.
The below poster thinks I should continue trying to convince the subtitles on Fireball to work.
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Maybe but it depends on the religious conditions of making a Monkey and a Rabbit make babies in a tree-frog kennel.
Yes, whatever you said voice in my head.
The next poster thinks I am crazy.
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Nothing new there... ::)
The next poster is annoyed enough with non-working subs to go and get another version.
Starky
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Maybe
Yes or no I haven't decided
The next poster is annoyed because Top gear on dave is always the old ones with black helmet stig.
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NO.
The next poster DO notice ridiculously small and hidden black text.
Starky
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Well I think I would. No you wouldn't
The below poster is going to be annoyed at my antics.
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annoyed doesn't start to describe it. (Nah, just kidding)
The below must vote in the fiction contest. Do it, do it now!
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No not unless you read my story.
The below poster needs to read my story.
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Well, I'm a mod, I read everything.
The next poster will start posting more carefully, having been reminding of my eternal vigilance.
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Please... ::)
The next poster is gunning to bring the Tavern down.
Starky
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I will dance naked around the tavern's ashes, you bastards!
The next poster is less cunning.
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Like in dancing in the tavern while its burning? Sure I am.
The next poster is squirming in fear under Jambob's scrutiny. Not Eller. Eller is... of no consequence.
Starky
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This is a trick question. If I say I fear him, he will find out why, and modhammer me. If I say I don't fear him, he will modhammer me just so I fear him.
The next poster does not fear the modhammer.
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No, not at all.
The below poster enjoys taunting its wielders.
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*Evil Laugh* Yes.
Now the below poster wants a go with a modshield. (it means you are protected from mods)
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Such a thing doesn't exist...
The next poster will agree.
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It's so true. I'd know otherwise.
The next poster will try to make a modshield now.
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No need for one, for I have Dux's favour (and by favour I mean he finds me too amusing to ban).
The next poster hates the mods and believes that they are sadistic, cruel beings...
~Thal
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Doens't everyone think that?
The below poster has written a book only to discover that's almost an exact copy of a famous b-movie.
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Not yet but I am sure it will.
The below poster has been beaten in a TGW by me. (Tavern games war.)
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NO.
The next retard could do worse than wear a string.
Starky
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Of course.
The below poster has changed his name.
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No, always good old Starrakatt.
The next will explain his name.
Starky
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My name is a combination of multiple factors.
The below poster avy annoys me.
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Excellent.
The next poster won't click on the linked virus. (http://)
Starky
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The below poster will click on Starkys virus.
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The below poster will be hopefully be Blinky, whom i beat easily in a war with a single Death Jester.
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NO IT IS NOT BLINKY.
The next poster is irritated for whatever reason.
Starky
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How did you guess.
The below poster will be Starrakatt whose link I didn't even click and my computer stopped working.
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WHY ON EARTH IS IT NOT BLINKY!!!! DAMMIT!!!!
The below poster will be someone who is super awesome
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How did you know.
The beow poster did not use black writing.
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Uh....no...
The next poster will click this virus (http://666.666.66)
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Thanks for you, I had to buy a new computer. How useful you are my friend...
The next poster suffer from exacerbated wittiness and suffers from it.
Starky
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I don't suffer from it, I enjoy every minute! (http://instantrimshot.com/)
The below poster will come up with a fittingly ironic punishment for me being so unoriginal.
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I can't move my lazy arse up to do the job done, I sincerely hope you didn't expect your very unoriginality to move ME, right?
The next poster wish to live one more year.
Starky
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Well, I would prefer MORE than one, but I'll take what I can get.
The next poster is hatching some half-baked scheme to live forever.
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I think you meant live half-baked forever...
The next poster is packing to go back to school.
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Nevaah, wel at least not for another two weeks at least.
The next poster is playing a tavern game.
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Between this and ten story belly flops I think I've got my bases covered.
The next poster is as bored at work as I am.
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False. I quit my job for this summer last week.
The below poster knows the importance of being Erñesto.
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Do I! I also have many professions, all of them failures.
I believe the Poster Below will have more money their wallet then me. (mine has a loan slip of $140000)
Edit: just found a loony :D
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I have an used condom in my wallet. Does that count? (don't panic, the condom was used as a waterballoon, nothing else...)
The below poster believes me.
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....I'm trying to... I really am
The bellow poster won't agree with me
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With Sammy? No...
THe next poster will also be doubtful of Sammy.
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... i don't think i want to even ask that question for fear of an answer...
the below poster will be just as confused as to why there is a recurring theme on the contents of Sam's wallet.
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Simple; if the subject of sex or anything relating to it is brought up here, the conversation lingers around for as long as possible due to anxious geeks that wouldn't know how to talk to a girl if they tried.
The below poster found my post amusing.
OOC: This post was not meant to offend anyone, merely to give them a laugh ::)
~Thal
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SEX!!! WHERE? i HEARD SEX
yes
the bellow poster will have a dignified remark about my post.
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No
The below poster hasn't seen me for a day.
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If only that were true.... haha
The below poster wishes he could go back to sleep. (or at least I do)
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Plenty of time to sleep when your dead soldier!
The next poster wishes they could do without sleep.
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No, sleep is great.
The below poster is Starrakatt.
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Do you mean My Lord Starky, Commander of all Living Things and Master of the Universe?
The next poster will agree...
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not particularly.
the next poster will play eldar in some form or other.
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I play them all, Harlies, DE, and Eldar
The next poster will not have a single eldar model in his coolection.
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tauir is spot on!!(if that means completly wrong)
the next poster will be alive
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wow, so I am. How convenient.
The next poster is a United States senator
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only in my imagination.
the next poster will be the president of some small country that nobody cares about.
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Almost.... there IS a Congressman with my name (http://moran.house.gov/) though.
The next poster will now google stalk me because he knows my name.
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bwahahahahaha!!!!
the next poster will google stalk me for g stalking jim.
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Perhaps....
The below poster quivers in fear for me.
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I bow to no man Jack.
The next poster, will make no sense.
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E=mcsadfa;ljweo;fadslfkjadl;awo;iegaosidjakdfjdjfio aewnvz.,cvaslkdjfasdfj + 2.1
the next poster will find out in later life that the above is the formula for hyperspace travel.
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I just got a massive headache reading that post of yours Silver.
The next poster likes cheese.
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I just got a massive headache reading that post of yours Silver.
yess... my plan is working... *rubs hands with glee*
and no. I hate cheese
The next poster is British
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Indeed, though I live in Australia.
The next poster is confused by my heritage
~Thal
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im british and yes....i am confused with your heritege
the next poster will play an army of the imperium
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Yes, all of them, and a handful of others.
The next poster has too many models, but still needs more.
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God yes. That is always the way....
The next poster hasn't got enough models.
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duh.. you can never have enough models.
the next poster will disagree.
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too expensive to not have a limit
the next poster will have an 'e' in their username
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guilty as charged ;D
the next poster will have an a in their user name.
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Nope, the next poster will be annoyed with me for what I did to Eldrad in Thal's rpg.
btw Thal are u a convict/ descended from one?
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have you not seen my last post in the banter thread?
the next poster will have know idea what me and silver ranger are talking about.
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You spelt no wrong and yes I do know what you are going on about.
The below poster will have posted on zombie apoc thread.
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Thou art wrong, sir.
The poster that commeth next will have a few things to say about my archaich language.
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Times have moved on...
The below poster has been sleeping for 9 hours.
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8 hours 59 minutes and 58 seconds to be exact.
the next poster will be in college.
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Why yes I am. Starts again on the 31st here.
The next poster doesn't care what I'm studying.
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Not unless it's helping me build my orbital laser cannon.
The below poster wants in on the orbital doom platform.
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No, I want a power klaw. Start small, first make a damnable power klaw and then make your silly laser!
The next poster sadly lacks the skill to make a functional power klaw for the monkey.
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Witch, grab your torches and pitchforks lads.
The below poster breaks the rules on a regular basis.
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ive had several posts removed :P
the next poster wont know what the bbc is
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Depends on what you think it is doens't it?
The below poster is male.
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Why, yes! At least I think I am...
The next poster thinks it is funny when you see people and you really can't determine what sex they are.
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Sometimes.
The below poster is not sarge_md he is to busy on zombie thread.
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No I am not sarge_md. Do I gety a point for that? :P
The next poster is in an advanced stage of Tavern Addiction.
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Yes.
The below poster will die eventually.
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This is not true. I am going to freeze myself in the polar ice caps.
The Below poster has or will go to a Fair.
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A Fair, yes why not.
The below poster has a Romanian friend.
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I am Romanian and i have many Romanian friends :)
The Below psoter will be Blinky Jungle and we will be forever amzaed by the greatness that is a Harlequin Troupe dance.
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wrong wrong wrong im more amazed by paint drying as its REAL!
the next poster will have 4 limbs of some sort
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I have
five six actually. Definitely six.
The below poster has lost his appendex
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wrong on both statements jack(although if youre a man i can believe 5 but 6?!?!)
the next poster will either be wondering what jacks 6th limb is or be jack enlightening everyone to the answer
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Well it seems quite obvious to me. He doesn't know how to count! :P
The next poster has an arm in the middle of the forehead.
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No, but I'm working on it.
the next poster will either be wondering what jacks 6th limb is or be jack enlightening everyone to the answer
I was counting my head to, that plus my 'third leg', two arms and two legs makes six.
The below poster has less bits sticking out of him than me.
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i got seven.
the next poster will have eight.
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Yes I do. I am actually the star of Chaos, didn't you know that?
The next poster does not play a Chaos army.
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for now... i've been looking into chaos marines.
the next poster plays a loyalist army.
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Yes, actually, Sisters of Battle are my competetive army.
The below poster has never been pierced.
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not so far, you?
the next poster will answer the above question.
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Yes, actually. I got my first today. I like it.
The below poster foresees me getting more at some point.
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probably seeing as you enjoy the first one.
the next poster will have played orks at some time.
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Hell yeah! Warboss Jawmonkey's "Kharne nutz" WAAAGH!!! will stomp yer face, git
(Well they at least got me to the Ard Boyz semifinals)
The next poster has yet to play any of the Ard Boyz (but they should because the scenarios are very inventive).
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Indeed.
The below poster is as astonished as me that Jaws post didn't contain some sort of insult.
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most dont contain any insult...including this 1
the next posters post will have an insult in it
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I no longer need to insult anyone on this site.
The next player will look like an extra from the film
Planet of The Apes. :-X
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........hope I don't.
The next poster bares a passing resemblance to the creature from the black lagoon.
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hope I don't since I haven't seen it :P
The next poster really wants to go and see "Inglourious Basterds".
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i do so much but its funny because in england the adverts call it inglourious
the next poster will not know what inglorious bastards is
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Is it a spoof of Inglorious Plummers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuTS_AcjA00#ws-normal)?
The next poster will complain about the misspelling of "plummers".
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not worth my time...
the next poster will be just as indifferent as me to the matter.
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Indeed, I am indifferent to this misspelling.
Though I like the video :P
The next poster is, like me, not really excited about Sony's release of the PS3 Slim.
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I dont even have an xbox, why would i get a ps3?
The poster below me plays ultramarines, has read all the twilight books twice, and smells like cheese
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You got one thing right, I have indeed read all of the Twilight books. I detest Ultramarines, however, and certainly don't smell like cheese... ::)
The below poster hates everything in this world, especially themselves
~Thal
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You got one thing right, I have indeed read all of the Twilight books. I detest Ultramarines, however, and certainly don't smell like cheese... ::)
The below poster hates everything in this world, especially themselves
~Thal
OH GOD I WAS RIGHT
AND I GUESS BY MY REPLYING YOU ARE MOSTLY RIGHT TOO
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The next poster will not forget to include something about the next poster.
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agreed...
the next poster plays tau.
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No, but I must like them a lot, as I made them the protagonists in my new fan fic.
The next poster has read the Fall of Atola (Ha! Yes, I am plugging my own work, and just try and stop me too ;D)
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never even heard of it tangi.
the next poster has read my mek marine list on the Space marine forums.
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No I have not.
The next poster has read the list I have made for a future Raven Guard army, on the SM forums.
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didn't even know you were a rave guard player.
the next poster will readily agree that most special chars. are worth the points.
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yes.but i dont like kantor
the next poster likes pedro kantor
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eh... hold the line is usefull but other than that hes just a generic chaptermaster with some rules atached.
the next poster likes vulcan hestian.
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Don't have the current marine codex, so I wouldn't know.
The below poster has tried to coock only to fail miserably.
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Actually, I'm a great cook (and modest..)
The below poster wants to try my cooking
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At this point in my deployment, I'm willing to try just about anyone's home cooking.
The next poster will notice the change I made to my signature. ;)
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You replaced the Proverbs quote with a quote from this forum :P
The below poster has read the book of Proverbs.
~Thal
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No, and I don't play to.
The next poster will have limited internet access for the next year.
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some what.
the next poster will have a calgar ultra smurf list.
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jesus chirst no beslubbering way! :P
the next poster has any list but that one
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i play a generic captain.
the next poster will play vulcan.
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That is correct. Live long and prosper.
The below poster also thinks Cap. Catherine Janeway is HAWT! :-*
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Can't be arsed to understand what you mean.
The next poster isn't half of the man Greenstuff is.
Starky
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That is correct. Live long and prosper.
The below poster also thinks Cap. Catherine Janeway is HAWT! :-*
While most of you are still getting your jollies off Cap. Janeway, you should be watching Battlestar Galactica, with the very sexy Tricia Helfer.
The next poster will be able to answer Starky's post.
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Greenstuff? Greenstuff is old news; I am in Command Now! Not that Greenstuff was ever in command or anything, I just felt like saying that...
The below poster will aid me in my effort to increase Eldar rights throughout the world! We should not have to deal with being called "Space Elves", "Hippies" or "Child Molesters". Only one of those is true, anyway.
~Thal
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Yes, because titles and adjectives like "Child molesters", and any other kind of "molesters", belong to us of the True Kin.
Alex, Battlestar Galactica Schmalactica. Janeway possesses a robust charm and sensuality that I haven't encountered since... well, ever.
The below poster cried yesterday.
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No, but it happened somewhen before that.
The next poster is uglier than many, but that could be worse.
Starky
P.S. And Galactica rocks, ya gits!
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No! The mirror is lying... And... and the photographs too! :'(
My mum says I'm beautiful! :'(
The below poster does not UNDERSTAND my agony :'(
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Of course not I wear a mask
The below poster will have something witty to say
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Bacon.
The below poster also thinks it's witty that we eat the scorched material from a naked mammal's anus.
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I don't eat bacon.
The below poster is a harcore veganist.
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Nope, I like eating deceased animals.
The below poster has an aunt named Judy.
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Sorry, bub.
The below poster has never been called bub before.
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My, you're quite right! Who's bub?
The next poster cannot resist womanly charms. He also got problems over that at least once.
Starky
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Really now?
The below poster is forming a dastardly plan.
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Damn, ninja'd. I fit the profile of Starky's comment.
As for my dastardly plan... well, if I reveal it now, it won't be very dastardly, will it? ;)
The next poster has a "dastardly" plan that they're willing to advertise.
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Yeah Starrakatt said that we should all change are names to Starrakatt derivatives.
The below poster is not as tired as me.
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Correct, I just woke up
The next poster cannot resist womanly charms. He also got problems over that at least once.
Oh, you have no idea...
The below poster is excited about seeing Mars in the sky
~Thal
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What, mars? Where?
The next poster isn't as uninformed as me..
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you got that right.
the next poster will be a player in silver rangers rpg.
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I think so.. next poster will be a player in Thals RPG
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I am, the meanest bastard of the lot.
The next poster won't question that statement.
OR ELSE
Starky
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I do not question that statement.
The below poster will say absolutely nothing, lest I be-atchslap the heck outta yo.
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*ABSOLUTELY NOTHING*
Starky
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Well, it was originally intended for the noobs around here so that they'll know that you're the big boss and I'm the guy who slaps anyone who may question your authority, but I guess this can work too.
The below poster knows this is true.
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Yes my faithful ally, we indeed rule as kings. If we dismiss a little detail, but said detail is far in-between, so not of too much concern.
The next poster has been permanently banned from somewhere before.
Starky
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Nope. I have a squeaky clean record! ;D
The next poster HAS been banned somewhere before.
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Yup on a chat site, that turned out to be a waste of time.
The next poster will probably have a grudge against someone here.
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none so far.
the next poster will disagree
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Absolutely; you... must... die!
The next poster might have felt the flames of my wrath.
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oh the horror!!!!!! :o
the next poster will explain why jawamonkey hasn't posted on the kill the above avvy forum for three weeks.
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Because he got perma-killed in that thread.
The next poster wants to know the secret to perma-killing someone on the intertubes.
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Well, you first have to shove their mouse up their...
Nah, its called a life; I finished school so I have been assembling massive amounts of 40k models as well as Ebaying off bits and bobs of it so to buy the realms of battle game board, thus entering a higher stage of nerd-dom.
The next poster wishes that they owned that gameboard as well.
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Don't need it, I've already got a perfectly good table tennis table / pool table / desk / gaming table.
The next poster will not dispute my self made title of 'Duke of the Tavern.'
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No, I will.
The next poster will arrange a dual between the 'duke' and I.
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Alright.
The Duke VS LRT!
Starky: ^[BANG! BANG!]
You're both dead, VICTORY!!!
The next poster would have taken time to photoshop something instead of some crappy text.
Starky
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Nah, too much effort to 'shop something for this.
The next poster is a photoshop gangsta.
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(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi689.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fvv255%2Fjawmonkey77%2Fsillyfinal.jpg&hash=dbfe13be907d34cdf8e0c2255a8ef26c1e9272f5)
And don't you forget it chump!
The next poster likes my drawring.
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Yes I do indeed. ;D
The next poster dosn't for some reason. :P
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nope, that pic is totally awsome!!
the next poster will have a cooler one.
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(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi689.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fvv255%2Fjawmonkey77%2Fbloodychainsaw.jpg&hash=b3f52744cc1be2b3ff2fd4cf988194c5a743ddd1)
Tee hee, ah the fond memories of bygone Thanksgivings parties...
The below poster was suddenly concerned.
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Is he ok?
i hope nobody got hurt.
The below poster is jawmonkey
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Define hurt? Is it akin to butchered? Then yes, but in my defense I started at the belly and they quit squawking after a few minutes.
Really though it was a college image editing project (image with one color for the portfolio); chainsaw + goggles + black chemical gloves + Halloween blood = win!
The next poster is now slightly disappointed.
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Hell yes i guessed right
The below poster has no taste in music or food
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I beg to differ; when you eat kittens alive, you get the best of both!
The next poster has stuck a kitten in their mouth, but didn't have the brass to bite down.
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It's more because it was my friend's kitten and she would have killed me if I did :(
The next poster has a dog just so he can kick it.
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actually i like my dog.
the next poster will not be as mean to animals as the above posters.
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Oh no, I love my animals, sometimes just too much (I pet them to death).
The next poster has dragged around a dead animal by its neck for days before.
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Can't say that i have.
The below poster only eats what they can kill themselves.
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Well... last tour I did slaughter and cook a sheep with my platoon. It only cost us 5 MRE's and a pack of cigarettes. ;)
The next poster agrees that lamb tastes better than beef or chicken.
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Nope, chicken is the best meat ever and I won't believe anything else.
The next poster disliked Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
~Thal
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Haven't seen it yet.
The below poster believes that somthin makes the world go round.
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Lamb meat and my hatred for transformers makes the world go round.
I mean seriously, the movies were ok. But the cartoon has crap animation, it looks like it was made forty years ago, and there is no megan fox. i guess cheap spin off cartoons of movies have become the norm.
the next poster got trolled
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you forgot to post a question eidolon... *gives a you cross look* any way the next poster will be a transformers fan.
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Go to...
The below poster will explain why we are all talking about Transformers.
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Because Transformers is beslubbering awesome, that's why.
The below poster can mathematically prove why those movies rocked.
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Nah, they sucked; mankind still lived and the poor robots just trying to cleanse the universe of organic filth were thwarted.
The below poster likes movies where the main characters lose.
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Sometimes, depends on the way they lose.
The below posters has an evil masterplan
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On this site.. who doesn't.
The below poster will not talk about transformers.
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nah... that's a dead gag anyway.
the next poster will make a feeble attempt to resurrect it.
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No.
The next poster will also attend to at least three wedding in two months.
Starky
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nope...
the next poster is married.
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Ohmy, telepathic incursion...
The next poster isn't as 3vil as he wants to appear.
Starky
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Yes.
The next poster will write in a some type of colored text.
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No.
The below poster will tell me why that post was wrong.
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Yes; member should have deleted the word "a" in the phrase "write in a some type of".
The next poster knows of another way to correct the phrase.
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yes, don't say it in the first place.
the next poster will have some thing witty to say about that.
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You know I once conned whatever you said in Vegas.
The below poster is confused.
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...
the next poster will explain how this works without blinky getting the living crap beaten out of him.
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*Holds up the head of Blinky, removed from his body*
Oops, too late.
The next poster has had similar wishes to remove Blinky's head
~Thal
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What about cleaning it out like a pumkin?
The next poster will change the subject.
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Absolutely! So... my trip home for R&R has been delayed for two days. :'(
The next poster has also recently had their travel plans delayed.
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yes... got screwed over by the bank and have to wait for 6 months to go.
the next poster has had similar problems with a bank.
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Yup, robed'em and now I gotta go!
The next poster is a good driver (meet me in the alley @3AM BTW).
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Yup, robed'em and now I gotta go!
The next poster is a good driver (meet me in the alley @3AM BTW).
Well, 3am is only 40 minutes away for me, and there isn't an alley within 30 miles (STUPID IRAQI DESERT!)... so I'm afraid you'll have to do without my mad driving skills.
The next poster is a UFC fan (chose that because I saw about 8 matches on TV today).
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I'll watch more once they stick metal barbs back into their gloves.
@Swordwind: noticed you mentioned a vacation soon, hope you get it, you deserve it.
The next poster wants the real games back as well.
-
you bet your arse.
the next poster will also be anticipating 9 comeing out to theaters.
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Totally. That movie looks awesome.
The next poster is anticipating 9 but not Nine and thinks having two movies with (basically) the same name coming out just a few months apart is retarded.
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No to the first thing, yes to the second one.
The next poster has Starkified their profile
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yea right..
The next poster will ask why starky changed his name
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Nah, I get worried when he doesn't; once nothing was changed for a week I worried that he might have died.
The next poster is overdue updating their profile.
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Yes.. and I decided to do something a little different..
The next poster is confused and/or angry ::)
~ Thal
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Quite amused in fact.
The next poster find it funny that I've just been be-atchslapped in the face by my own medecine. ;D
tarky
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Very funny :P
The next poster is a wanna-be Thalandir
~Starrlandir
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Well, yes?
The next poster is a StarrWin namebearer.
Starky
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Indeed. Am I proud of it? That remains to be seen ;).
The next poster has also sacrificed what remained of their dignity for a common cause.
~Starrlandir
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Yeah, how shameful. Or not. ?
The next poster has suffered at least once through the hardship of paintballing or airsofting.
Starky
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Yep, went Pain
tballing just this past weekend.
The next poster detests violence in film.
~Starrlandir
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Liar.
The next poster like gory movies, for the fun of it. RAMBO FTW!
Starky
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Probably not as much as you. ;D
The next poster will love to kill chickens.
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Couldn't summon spirits without biting their heads off!
The next poster prefers the ol' frog method.
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That, and snake swallowing.
The below poster dreams of NOt having to do the first step to hit on a girl [THAT DOESN'Y APPLY TO MARRIED GUYS].
Starky
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hmm... what? oh of course.
the next poster likes taking the long way around with females.
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Yes, and I still do (happily married ;D)
The next poster does not take the long way around with females.
-
I'm married, we get right to the point, unlike you single amatuers.
The next poster doesn't know the three real words that will melt a girl's heart.
"Here's my paycheck."
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Now I do. Good one.
The next poster will have also forgot the OTHER 3 words that would melt a girl's heart.
Here's my car
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I ain't walkin'!
The next poster uses five words instead.
put out or get out.
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Typically, I just point at my pants and then the nearest bed/counter/table...
The below poster will be glad when this awful day is over...
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Nah, off of work today; I only wish I could remember how to alter my own temporal reality.
The next poster would get in nothing but trouble if they could freeze time.
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Yea.. the things I would do...
The next poster has served some time in jail
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No, but my brother did yesterday, medical stuff.
The below poster is a Tavern vet who like to make fun of the poor and beleaguered n00bs.
Like me, but I'm not showing it to anyone unless they pay.
Starky
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Like me, but I'm not showing it to anyone unless they pay.
Caught out :P
As to me being a vet; well, I plan on working in the medical field, but with humans, not animals, though I suppose your average Taverner is closer to the latter.
The next poster will laugh at my twisting of Starky's words
~Starrlandir
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haha. That enough?
The next poster will, like me, be f'ing tired and hangover (yes during the week... gotta welcome those new guys in uni!)
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Only mildly, but then I got to get up from bed past lunchtime... [bwah-ah]
The below poster is an underage drinker, or was.
Starky
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Well, yea. Who do you take me for?
The next poster has a glass of alcohol in his hand right now.
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Nah, kitten blood is more intoxicating.
The next poster does not find drinking booze quite as boring.
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can't remember...
the next poster is sober unlike the rest of us.
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Nearly always, its so much better to kill while sober.
The next poster says they're drunk, but are in fact lying.
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No, really occiffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not god.
The below poster totally wants to help me with my senior design project.
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If it involves the mashing of kittens then yes; truthfully though, I've only got an Associate's degree and I'm rather lazy.
The below poster is not JamBob and could care less about what they have just read.
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that me baby.
the next poster will have an affinity for crushing small animals.
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Only when they're gophers, and that's completely justified! (Long story there)
The below poster has an amusing personal experience involving high explosives.
-
Nope, i dont think ive ever shot a gun.
The below poster is surprised i live in midwest america after hearing that i havent shot.
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Isn't shooting stuff a state requirement there?
The below poster is a weapon nut.
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And I repeat my offer again: one of my armies for a functional power klaw.
Seriously, some are rather large...
The next poster will ignore the above statement because they lack the technical know-how.
-
And the will.
The below poster is in fact the science project of disturbed thirteen year old girl.
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Hey, back off, she's a genius!
The next poster is jealous because they can't bench a semitrailer full of lead.
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That sounds like a challenge
the below poster is not jawmonkey
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Yes I am that.
The next poster likes Dr Pepper.
-
Oh god no, i hate dr pepper,
the below poster gets drunk off two beers
-
i can down three, but then things get blurry...
the below poster will know what happens next.
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Yea, that reminds me of that night I knocked up two girls...
The next poster is a god of sex.
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The girl has always been the first one to stop, she gets too tired and sore, true story.
the below poster has a crush on his cousin.
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Sadly not.
The next poster will have seen or commited incest.
-
Not gonna lie, i got incest rolled online once.
The below poster will type incest roll in google.
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What type the key words to make the men in black bust down my doo? Not bloody likely!
The next poster made the site that you find when you enter those key words in a search.
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bwahaha!!
the next poster is one of my many spies.
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You confuse the slave for the master.
The next poster will agree.
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silence!!!
the next poster will be a battle brother of the adeptus estartes
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I have identified the below poster as a heretic, and will purge his mom tonight ;D
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Indeed.
The next poster is even more defiant.
-
Indeed, i have identified the below poster as a fellow slaaneshi cultist, and will be purging his orifices tonight with all manner of hooks.
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Damnit ive been found out.
The next poster does not enjoy marmite
-
well i haven't tried it so no.
the below poster will have done that at some point.
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Feels good man
The below poster enjoys, like i do, putting all manner of cheeses on their bagels.
-
indeed.
the below poster is allergic to cheese of all sorts.
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Yeah, power lists and power units make me break out in a rash. ;)
The next poster hates food. :P
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hell heck no.
the below poster worships grandpa nurgle.
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Nah, I just like making messes he would be proud of.
The next poster is more Slaneeshi in their devotions.
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how did you know i would return?
The next poster has at one point made me pull the face of the gaurdsmen in my avatar.
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Maybe... Who are you again? Do I know you?
The below poster won't be me.
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i am your twin brother!! ;)
the below poster has a girlfriend.
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Nope, just a harem of girls i am close friends with.
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42
the next poster will know the question.
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give me a few million years to think about it
the below poster needs to install a interstellar hyperspace bypass
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Sure. Sounds cool.
The next poster will hate elephants.
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No, I like them. Except when they sit on my car. Then it's my rifle that I like.
The below poster has faced a judicial court.
Starky
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Multiple. I swear I didn't shoot the guy...
The next poster has served on a judicial court.
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No, but I've been witness once.
The next poster is a poser of the worst kind.
Starky
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It's true, I've been posing as a mod for years. I don't really have powers.
The next poster has had run-ins with the law.
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Only with the 40KO law.
The next poster illegally download stuff from the internets.
Starky
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Yeah, dead musicians and what not.
The below poster is a GW ninja, and will now hunt me down.
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Don't turn around, I hate stabbing people in the face, it dulls my ninja sword.
The next poster knows now that I will be waiting for them in a shadow... yes... you. :-*
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yes with a blazeing flamer in every hand.
the below poster will have trumped my last post in the war!!!!!! thread.
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Only so many threads I can care to play, nope.
The next poster has too many tavern games in their "show replies to your posts" section as well.
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you have no idea.
the bellow poster is new to the tavern.
-
High Hi, my name is the Monkey God and... I throw doo.
The next poster has a face full of feces.
[throws feces right in your face]
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*Splat* ewwwww.....
The next poster wonders how many posts they would have if tavern posts counted..
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Near 14000. :-[
The next poster is horrified.
Starky
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:o
The next poster is a newbie.
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apparently but i love this site
the next poster speaks more languages than me
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eh a little...
the next poster will be a painting god and be willing to train me(seriously i suck)
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No, I also suck (mildly at least, which make me very average at best).
The next poster prefers dandelions to common grass.
Starky
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well i like dandelion and burdock so i guess so.
the next poster will have a different avatar to when i last seen them.
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Yeah, mines changed alright.
the below poster plays an instrument
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Nope
The below poster is not homosexual
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Nope, I prefer the term omnisexual.
The next poster is a hottie.
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You could say that.
The next poster is into big ladies.
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Oh man, you have no idea
The next poster totally wants to get it on with me (if you catch my drift)
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I do catch your drift and really wish I didn't in short NO
The below poster is so close to a burnout he can already smell the fire.
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Are those akin to racing stripes in shorts? because I have to go, err... clean the driveway then.
The next poster wears overalls, too much.
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What are overalls?
The next poster will explain
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Pants with straps that go over your shoulders, stereotypically worn by farmers, hill billys, etc... oh yeah, just for not knowing that...
[throws cornful doo into your ear] :-*
The next poster has lost count how many times I have thrown doo at them.
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5 times and counting..
The next poster will have had more than 5 doo balls thrown at them
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Oh, yes. One become quite adept at doging after a time.
The next poster is a bad 40K player.
Starky
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Yeah im pretty terrible.
The next poster listens to japanese rock music.
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Errr... I'm not sold to it. Some anime music is quite good though.
The below poster own a large collection of animation.
Starky
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Actually no, ive never even read a comic book, other then a few issues of mad magazine, and thats a stretch.
The below poster owns a cat.
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No, but if I did, I'd have a female. Just so it can have kittens. And then I would eat their souls. Tasty kitten souls :)
The next poster likes to have intercourse with dogs.
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Well, I like dogs, but only in a purely platonic way I assure you.
The next poster doesn't believe that.
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why are you lying tangi?
the below poster has been called onto the carpet of a mod lord.
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No
The person below is a howling banshee fanboy.
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*stuffs posters into closet* i have no idea what your talking about. ::)
the below poster will play codex marines.
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maybe one day, but only after i get done building my eldar army.
the person below listens to Gnarls barkley
-
who?
the below poster will know who that guy is.
-
*I must be CRAZZZZZZY!* You know, that guy?
The next poster has his album, st. elsewhere.
-
as stated above i don't know the guy.
the below poster will have thought of a way to keep this running theme going
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possibly...
the poster below listens to U2
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Actually yeah. Not as much as i used too. I own their first 5 cds, but they kinda dropped off from there. Joshua tree is one of my favorite albums period, but i dont associate with them anymore since i saw bono with guyliner on.
The below poster has never listened to bruce dickinson.
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I've probably heard him, but I couldn't tell you the song (e.g." oh, bruce Dickenson" [head slap])
The next poster has the same claim.
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Maybe I've heard him. But I don't really care.
The next poster doesn't care about anything since he's dead.
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What?! I'm still alive, barely.
The next poster has been threatened with death before in relation to a game they've played.
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no
the person below plays electric guitar
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tried it once but my canary hocked it.
the below poster will suck even more than me at electric guitar.
-
Yeah.... friend of mine tried to teach me how to play the guitar once... it wasn't pretty. To this day I'm not allowed within 50 feet of anything resembling a musical instrument.
The below poster will shame me with their musical prowess.
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Good joke. Music is just not my thing I've found.
The next poster will also share my views.
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Actually, ive played for a year, probably spent 5 minutes a day learning new stuff, 30 minutes practicing it, and have moved into what is considered a sophomore level of university playing ability.
the below poster does not listen to music.
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No. I need music to live.
The poster below plays eldar.
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Why yes, yes I do.
The next poster does not.
-
Nope, i'm an eldar player.
The poster below has never won against orks.
-
No, but as am also an ork player it doesn't count.
The below poster has fantasized of howling banshees during their ahem "private time"
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I have, that is why my poster remains unchanged.
The next poster will bid me farewell from this site.
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Why should I? The tavern now has your soul, you can never leave!
The next poster will be playing with wraithlordalex's soul.
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*repeatly pokes wraithlordalex's soul with a stick* yep, that I am *continues*
The next poster will denounce the tavern.
-
no
the next poster is an anti twilight person.
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Damn right. Vampires do NOT sparkle. And the books are just bad. (Never read it myself, but my best friend who studied Literature quit after one chapter because it was so awful!)
The next poster is a REAL vampire.
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no, but i'm glad to hear you share my opinions on the horrible piece of literature known as twilight.
The next poster wants to drive, but can't drive due to young age.
-
no. its because of the incident last year involving five kegs of bear and twice that number of slaaneshi daemons in the back seat...
the below poster will have had a similar experience.
-
Well, it involved Bakon vodka instead of beer and gophers instead of slaaneshi daemons, but the overall experience was pretty similar...
The next poster knows of my history with gophers and will elaborate for the benefit of all.
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Yeah it was kind of like a mix between Caddyshack and the ShawShank Redemption, but with a flame-throwing robot in the place of Morgan Freeman.
The next poster wants to know more.
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please, do elaborate
The next poster will do so.
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Yes, mounted a large wirling death-thingy on a golfcart and drove around in a drunken murderous frenzy killing four cats, two dogs, a flock of birds, and an old codger golfing (his golf clubs setting off a fatal chain reaction within the "golfernator", nearly killing Jambob), but he did not kill a single gopher.
The next poster doesn't believe a word of this utterly true account.
-
I do believe it. Mainly because I have lived through a similar experience.
The next poster is, like me, in class and bored. (A "Spectroscopy in organic chemistry" class to be exact.)
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Nope, I have the day off. Though when i am in class im bored, macroeconomics for example.
The below poster never had a girlfriend.
-
Sadly, not.
THe next poster will not have to go to school.
-
Graduated in June, higher education can now kiss my arse!
The next poster didn't get past sixth grade.
-
Indeed. I completed my 5th grade, then skipped directly to the second year of university, because of my superior intelect.
The next poster also has a superior intelect.
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correct
the next poster is tall
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Not really no...
The next poster looks like a hobbit.
-
Well, I'm six feet tall, but I do have hairy feet!
The next poster looks like a hairless simian.
-
Well not totally hairless... I have long hair, but am unable to grow a decent beard (thanks native american blood).
The next poster shaves his legs.
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Thats only becuase i make a point of shaving/trimming my body hair, and i dont have hair on my back.
The below poster looks like bigfoot
-
As a matter of fact, not at all. Phail.
The next poster is losing hairs at an alarming rate.
Starky
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Nah, it's not in my genes mate. :)
The next poster has face fungus hair.
-
I shave that off too.
The below poster uses the word fail in regular real life conversation.
-
yes
the next poster is bored
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you've got no idea.
the next poster will be waiting out a thunder storm like i am right now.
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nope, 75 and breezy outside, its a clear night in ohio.
The below poster will have the same avatar as me.
-
Sadly not.
The next poster will have a cool fan-base.
-
Yeah, but disturbingly they're all boys; kind of gross if you ask me.
The next poster is a likely candidate to be the "innocent one" in a boy band.
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You're talking to the guy who can gross out 5 people out of a room with ONE joke. Don't think so!
The next poster looks like a hobo.
-
No.
The next poster is a tall, dark, mysterious person.
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Yes, but I tend to summon spirits when no one is looking.
The next poster has an eye patch.
-
no
the next poster is really really angry that the local broadcasting station has canceled ALL of the really good shows they air on Thursday, saturday, and sunday so that they can play a bunch of stupid, want to be pop rock jazz rip offs for their pledge drive special! I want to see the next episode of inspector Lewis!
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I have been.
The below poster is not human.
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It depends on who you ask
The next poster is going gaming this afternoon.
-
Do you mean next morning?
The next poster will destroy the world in a plot to take over the universe.
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Sorry, other way around.
The next poster realises just how bad things can get when you misplace one decimal point.
-
holy crap!!
the next poster will, like me, live in texas.
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Thankfully no. But really, have fun down thar, ya'hear!
The next poster lives in a boring area.
-
My place WAS boring, but the old trouble is rearing it's ugly head again. (600 pound bomb was recently defused! :o)
The next poster would be more worried about that than I am, which isn't much.
-
well, if a 600 pound bomb found it's way into my neighborhood, i'd be a little concerned and suspicious as to how the hell it got there.
The next poster likes eldar aspect warriors.
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Read my posts check the Army's above my Avatar that's good guess i am an ex Biel-Tan Payer.
I think the next posters Favourite Primarch is Horus.
-
nope, my favorite is vulcan.
the the next poster will have something to share with the rest of the class.
-
Yes, we need more local players; I live in a nerd-college town for God's sake!
The next poster lives in a larger town.
-
only by square mileage, it feels like a small town here.
the below poster will also be frustrated at the lack of decent game stores in the southern u.s.
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I imahine that its about as bad as the Midwest.
The next poster wishes table top wargaming was more popular.
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you read my mind! :o
the next poster will try to make table top wargaming the u.s national pastime.
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What? and have my lgs overrun with more little nerds? I just want a couple more reliable, non-cheating gamers.
Next poster agrees.
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indeed...
the next poster will be in have not learned their lesson yet and be going on to grad-school.
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I was planning on it, whats the lesson to be learned.
The below poster will fill me in.
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nah...you'll figure it out when you get there.
the next poster will be under 20 years old.
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I'll turn 20 in 16 days... damn...
The next poster was also born in september.
-
nope i have to wait for a few more weeks than you.
the next poster will be a chaos player.
-
One Khornate bastard.
The next poster is drunk. Or will be.
Starky
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I may be drunk, but tomorrow I'll be sober while you, sir, shall still be ugly!
The below poster will identify that quote.
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Sir Winston Churchill.
I know, I like it too.
The next poste will tell another quote of Churchill (did that sentence just sound wrong? meh...)
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''there is nothing more thrilling than being shot at without result.''
I think that's it. Good point eh?
The next poster will quote Tony Montanna.
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Who the hell is he?
The next poster will tell me who he is.
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He is third only to the terminator and Al Swearengen for characters with huge balls in cinema and TV.
"why dont you try sticking your own head up your ass, see if it fits"
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I will kill you in your sleep...... ..with a spade..
the below poster will include another good churchill quote
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"An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if you throw well" (At least, my english teacher said that was Churchill :P)
The next poster will not post a Churchill quote.
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"you have nothing to fear but fear its self..." "except for me..."
the next poster will quote from h.g wells "the war of the worlds"
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If only I still remember that thing.
The next poster will find a good quote that will be very deep and insightful.
But then, realizing it's the tavern, probably not...
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nah...
the below poster will be a monkey.
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The essence of building is letting dwell. Building accomplishes its essential process in the raising of locales by the joining of the spaces. Only if we are capable of dwelling, only then can we build.
The below poster will know who said that.
Bonus points if you know who said that without googling it.
Edit-while i am not the poster below dregogg, i went and had to look up this quote, so im still posting it.
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I don't know, and will not google it.
The next poster wants to marry google.
-
Never, I like Bing myself. ;D
The below poster has been defeated by the forces of chaos one to many times.
-
I can't remember the last time i lost to chaos or even if i have.
The below poster has a interesting idea of who would play Horus if they ever made a "Horus Rising" Film
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Heath Ledger. Tell me it wouldn't be interesting to see a dead guy play Horus!
The next poster regularly sacrifices chickens to Satan.
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Wow, how did you know? It helps with my gameplay, blood for the blood god!
The below poster hires hookers to come home and read him stories and tuck him in.
-
yes and then have an orgy with em.
the below poster will (like me)have gotten their ass kicked by meck eldar for the last time.
-
Well they did kick my ass once, but it was nearly 5 years ago now. I think I'm over it......... :-\
The next poster wonders how their friend would shift 127 orks around a table like mine has to next week.
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yes and then have an orgy with em.
the below poster will (like me)have gotten their ass kicked by meck eldar for the last time.
Wow, Freud would have alot to say about that!
Actuallay been thinkn bout startn ork, could it be a sign?
The below poster will have the gayest avy imaginable.
-
Thats me alright, takes one to know one.
The below poster will be able to squat at least 300 pounds.
-
only after drinking a can of power thirst. :D
the below poster will post a link to that video for the rest of us to see.
-
I don't think I'm allowed to show that here. Pornography is not accepted.
The next poster likes pornography.
-
And you would, too, if you could see the Secret 40kO Staff Stash. Oh man.
The below poster now wants to be part of the 40kO staff.
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There is nothing in that stash i have not successfully done in real life.
The below poster likes japanimation.
-
its total anphetamine parrot
the below poster will be willing to join my slaaneshi cult.
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Not really...Slaanesh is odd...
The next poster will give me a reason why I should join the cult.
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Because if you dont i will find you and do nasty things to you. If you join ill still do those nasty things to you, only you will have fun, and i dont have to find you.
The below poster likes tzeentch because they think they are smarter then they really are.
-
More a fan o' papa Nurgle.
The next poster isn't a fan of chaos at all.
-
yeah right, chaos is awesome!!
the below poster will have changed their avvy in the past 24 hours.
-
Yup, eidolon kept stealing mine (crazy stalker), so I had to resort to the one he can't use. I know its not Monkey-themed but its damn cool IMO.
The next poster does like it (idea of using their head on a troop from their army), but can't for the life of them figure out how to Photoshop their head onto one of their troops and/or can't find a good pic to start with.
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Somebody said the poster below me will have the stupidest avvy ever, so i figured id use the gun monkey.
As for me, id much rather have some crazy blingee then a picture of my own face on a 40k thing.
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Don't get so jealous of my awesome that you forget to play the game, fool!
For that...
[Monkey throws bolter-launched feces into Eidolon's face]
The next poster has an avy that just about everyone else uses.
-
i haven't seen it so far, but the avvy stalkers could be out there watching me right now...
the below poster will be willing to turn in one or more such persons for a reward.
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I would like to report jawmonkey for stealing two of my avatars. The thinking monkey and the monkey with a gun.
The below poster will sign a sworn statement that they saw jawmonkey take my avatars.
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i will sign in your blood.
the below poster will show me the way to get free space marines.
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Yeah, go get a space wolf drunk...
The next poster laughed.
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Aye, I let out a guffaw.
The next land-lubber'll acknowledge the holy-ness of t'day's holiday.
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Sorry for my ignorance, but what the hell holiday is today :o , I checked the calender and none was listed.
The next poster will share their worldliness with me, and probably be offended by my remarks.
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Ummm, nope. I mean it's Southland anniversary day in SL. But I don't think that's an international holiday...
The next poster will explain what today is
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It's the International Talk like a Pirate Day. Yarr! Fetch the grog an' wenches!
The next poster is a pirate.
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Aye, that I am:
(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fforevertreasures.com.au%2Fimages%2Fphotos%2FPriate%2520bagtag.jpg&hash=3adaf8365ca63e04206b8d3e79681f4102ae4eba)
Today be a special day fer me 'n' the o'her sea dogs. Yarrrrrr
The next poster be a lily livered land lover who hates land rovers.....yar.
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Sorry, I'm more ninja than pirate; I prefer the term "ninja pirate" more than "pirate ninja".
The next poster feels that they are also more ninja than pirate.
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nah, i kill and rape on my own time.
the below poster will have come from the uk.
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Yeah, some time around the beginning of the 19th century, we came over from Germany; Farmers there, farmers here....
The next poster is equally as unexciting.
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Well I know my first ancestor who came to New France was a soldier in the Carignan-Salières regiment (came in 1665), then a farmer. At least he wasn't JUST a farmer!
The next poster has no idea that his ancestors were doing in 1665.
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Colonising Quebec.
The next poster will Praise me, or else...
Starky
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Ha! Just try me Starky Boy.
The next poster will attack me in a wave of vicous verbal abuse.
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in due time...
the below poster will know when that is.
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i don't really care
the next poster has fought alot of blood angels. (they are really popular at my local store)
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Yes, have pal playing BA.
The below poster will contemplate what could happens if he started to spam relentlessly.
Starky
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the mods would get really angry, thunder would roar and lightning crackle, and I'd be obliterated by a huge beam of light.
the next poster plays and listens to classic and alternative rock.
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Not the 'play' part.
The next poster like gory movies, and will explain why.
Starky
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Not really, I like plot better.
the next poster has a sister who is obsessed with manga and Anime. (Particularly Bleach)
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indeed...
the below poster will have an older brother who taunts them about playing 40k.
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No, I am the older brother. :P
The next poster has a wreck of a car, but functional.
Starky
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no, i don't have a car at all. However, i'm going to build one, with lots of reinforced armor and several highly powered machine guns.
The next poster likes the song "new year's day" by U2
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No, mainly because I avoid U2's music in general because I hate Bono with a passion.
The next poster understands my loathing and will elaborate.
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Its obviously because of Bono's hatred of man-killing robots; which by the way aren't horribly unfriendly, as long as you wear tinfoil while talking to them.
The next poster wears a colander on their head to prevent the robots from reading their mind.
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I AM THE ROBOTS
THE NEXT POSTER IS UNDER MY MIND CONTROL AND WILL PUT HIS PANTS ON HIS HEAD AND TAKE A PICTURE FOR ALL OF THE TAVERN TO SEE
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Your yelling angers me.
[Monkey thumps chest]
The next poster knows that Eidolon will get his just desserts soon, oh so soon.
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Well, Eidolon did jack your avey twice, so yeah, I think a turd ball in his direction is justified, your unholy monkeyness.
The next poster knows I'm trying to avoid amphetamine parrot stains on the windsheild again.
-
Yea, and it's so not subtle, you'll probably just end up with more monkey feces.
The next poster likes to bathe in monkey feces.
-
No.
The next poster wakes up sometimes in the middle of the night and starts singing "Stairway to heaven" for no apparent reason.
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Get out of my head!
The below poster will do the same thing, but with girls just wanna have fun!
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No.
The next poster thinks the beowulf movie was ridiculous.
-
They made a movie out of that?
The next poster will make me feel stupid for not realizing that.
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Well it was CGI and had A. Jolie....with the non stop ads.
The below poster will hate the movie because of Ms. Jolie.
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Ever since "Taking Lives" I can no longer respect her as an actress; maybe if she had made the movie when she was starting out but really, that movie was terrible; she got totally played by a psycho, such a tool.
The next poster only liked one scene from the movie "Taking Lives".
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haven't even seen it though judging by your summary i probably wont without a couple of drinks.
the below poster will no doubt be drinking such beverages right now as we speak.
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Oh man, this iced tea is kicking mah Monkey butt... ::)
The next poster often says they're drunk, but are in fact only wishing they were.
-
awwwh man i fish that ver true, cause iz drivin. :)
the below poster will get run me over as i stager out of the tavern.
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Will get run over by you or run you over. Schrodingers drunk, a man who is at once killing and being killed by DUI.
The below poster facepalmed, as they know that was a bad example of schrodingers cat.
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Please tell me you're not in any filed of study that's connected to quantum physics. If you are, I am scared.
The next poster is an amateur nuclear physicist, and building an atomic bomb in his basement.
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no
The next poster likes eldar aspect warriors
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Yes, when they're polishing my boot with their blood.
The next poster hates a more recent army even more though.
-
death to the ultra marines!!!
the below poster will share my hatred for the blue b******s.
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I feel sorry for them actually; they had to get all these new toys in the last codex to finally one up the Emperor's favorites.
The next poster hates them even more.
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I do, because they are so bloodly BORING! :P
They are more vanilla than a tub of vanilla ice cream. Any army that has been featured in the noob painting guides for so long is dull as dishwater.
The next poster will defend the smurfs.
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Well, I prefer the Dark Angels myself, but the Smurfs are not THAT bad. At least the books that Graham McNeil writes about them are better than the Blood Angels books. ;)
The next poster disagrees, and likes the BA books better.
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Never read them
The next poster has read the BA books, and will say if he/she liked them or not.
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i frankly didnt care for them much.
The next poster has at one point collected a son of dorn army (i.e IF and the chapters founded on their genesedd)
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no
The next poster is bored
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you have no idea.
the below poster will be similarly cheesed off that gw is trying to kill itself like all the other multinational corporations.
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GW has an uncanny ability to irritate me. every time i thibk i've stopped being upset with them, they do something to irritate me more.
The next poster reads the blog Arcadia prime.
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Never heard of it.
The below poster will come up with an amusing acronym for B.L.O.G.
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Never heard of it.
The below poster will come up with an amusing acronym for B.L.O.G.
Blew Last Opportunity for Gaming:
(Someone who can't pull themselves away from this forum, facebook, or another forum/blog site, thus missing an opportunity to game)
Alternative (Graphic in Nature, you have been warned!):
Blew Load Over Gaming:
(A person who experiences an orgasm after a "life-altering" gaming experience. Possibly met a hot girl who plays, or was simply that impressed by the scenery of the battlefield they played on, etc.)
;D
The next poster has had a B.L.O.G. experience that meets one of those two definitions. ;)
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Backhanded Loser with Offal Gaunlet
"Gimme mah money biatch!"
The next poster enjoys creating acronyms, and will share their best (not B.L.O.G. though).
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P.eople E.eating T.asty A.nimails
The below poster will have one of those tasty animals in their mouth while reading this.
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mmm, kittens...
The next poster dips theirs in chocolate sauce before chomping their heads off.
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No, I prefer caramel.
The below poster will like their kittens with butterscotch!
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They need sprinkles too when I go that route.
The next poster has gone too long without playing 40k.
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Funny you should say. I have gone over two months now without playing 40k, but I have a BIG game coming up tomorrow against orks!
The next poster will wish me luck!
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Frankly two month without playing and orks... I sure do! ;)
The next poster has no idea what my sig. is going on about :)
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your right i dont.
the next poster will be tangi or jawmonkey.
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OMG that's so wierd...
The next poster is obviously a farseer.
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I shot a farseer for being heretical xenos warp scum. Does that count?
The next post will be jawmonkey again, with a quip about my shooting eldar.
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wrong sillly commissar and now i get to rip out your skull through your finger tips.
the next post will be emperors hammer
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Oh no... my skull.
The next poster enjoys having carnal relations with my newly defleshed skull.
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Wow, I'm starting to feel like you guys really know me.
The below poster poster can have the eye hole that I didnt use.
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No thank you, the mouth is the only thing that I'll use.
The next poster will need another part of the body.
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Side of their rib cage.
The next poster eats too much fast food.
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Creepy, I just finished eating some fast food, actually.
The next poster gets their daily recommended amounts of fruits and vegetables.
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pfft... thats a laugh.
the below poster will sacrifice their health(and possibly that of others) for the hobby.
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What can I say? The dice Gods must be appeased.
The next poster as used questionable organic materials to make a model before.
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maybe if it will make khorn stop bothering me about it.
the below poster will have summoned a greater daemon of grandpa nurgle.
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Nah, it usually takes about two more hours after eating Taco Bell, give me a little more time...
The next poster has had dirty thoughts about certain daemons, but were not daemonettes.
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Succubi get me all the time.
The next poster missed the new episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and is now scouring tube sights to see if someone posted it.
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No, I hate the sun.
The next poster lives in a basement.
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Actually I cannot live in my basement as it is an unfinished section of the house and is still a safety hazard.
The next poster is just as bored as me and is engaged in a Tavern posting war.
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Well, I am certainly as bored as you are... Iraq SUCKS. I don't think I'm engaged in a tavern war though, so does the real war I'm engaged in count? ;)
The next poster has recently had some exciting news.
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Well I was supposed to get 6000$ for the school year with my student savings program. I received a 1000$ check... and nothing else... 3 weeks late. Exciting, eh?
The next poster will hate the bankers as much as I do.
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I do, I do, but we have to live with the bastards.
The next poster enjoyed himself far too much to be healthy today.
Starky
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yes, but i do believe that I'm catching a cold.
the below poster will have swine flu.
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Fairly certain I've already had it. Back before it was cool to get it.
The next poster also had it, and now enjoys the immunity while everyone panics without any reason.
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Not yet, not yet. So, panicking still.
The below poster have done a very silly thing today, and will elaborate.
Starky
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if you class buying a sororitas battleforce and painting a gaurd squad as the 1st kronus liberators on a impulse silly then yes i did.
the below poster is up past his beddy byes time
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Not yet, but I will be in another few hours.
The below poster will be older than me.
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Considering your 11 that shouldn't be too hard to figure out.
The next poster is eerily close to retirement age.
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I'm too close for my taste. In 35-40 years... too close!
The next poster will invent actual Juvenat treatments so we can live for hundreds of years.
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i have we just have to torture people eat their souls and have crazy mad amounts of sex and cocaine parties.
the next poster will approve of these actions.
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Why yes, I do indeed approve.
The below poster will demounce us for our hedonisim.
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Hmmm.... no. I like it here. :)
The next poster will PET ME, DARNIT! ;D
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i would but both my hands are covered in power claws ill just get my servo skull to do it.
the next poster will call me heartless for ordering my servo skull to do the petting.
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I don't care, I'll naw on it either way. :)
The below poster will wonder how much coffee I've had.
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My guess is you had a grande espresso enema.
This will be the below posters perferred order at starbucks.
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yes, except that i order extra foam;D
the below poster will prefer the chain sword suppository.
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HEY!! I couldn't see with those damm loinclothes on! :)
The below poster will have to clean up my poop. ;)
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I will not. Clean up your own mess.
The below poster has once been paid to clean up someone else's poop.
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yes, but then they found the intestines that said feces came from scattered about the room.
the below poster will be an inquisitor come to kill me for my dealings with the powers of the warp.
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I want to purge you! Purge you good. ;D
The below poster will call the police.
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no, i'm taking things into my own hands this time.
the below poster will help me hunt down and destroy jawa monkey for the good of the human race.
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Who will be left to throw feces in the face of insolence?
I personaly dont wanna touch feces.
The below poster will fill this role.
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Not a chance in all burning Hells.
The next poster as suffered from it (Hell).
Starky
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Yes, it's called year 3 of working towards an engineering degree.
The below poster already has a university degree.
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Sure, lets go with that. The guys at NASA may be pissed if I didn't. ::)
The Below poster got confused, and posted what should have gone here in another thread. (YAY! Thread!)
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Yup.
The next poster loves cookies.
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damn right.
the below poster will enjoy eating scones and drinking tea no matter how mch of a stereotype it is.
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Nope, dont even know what a scone is and however I do prefer a ice cold glass of sweet tea(Bojangles ledgendary sweet tea).
The below poster will have never eaten at Bojangles. :'(
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where?
the next poster is tired.
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I am. And I just woke up. ANd I got an exam this afternoon... Up to a good start!
The next poster will not help me cheat on my exam.
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Of course not.
*hands GD a sheet of paper, whispers*
I've put loads of answers on there. I don't know the questions, but hey, you never know when you'll be lucky! ;)
The next poster will be a dirty snitching rat.
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depends on who you ask
The next person is waiting patiently (Or not so patiently) for his/her school to grade a paper.
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Not really, if only the teacher WOULD HAND IT BACK! :)
The below poster wants to rape us.
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Who the cats or teachers? I did have a very hot music teacher.
The below poster will have a beastiality fetish! :o
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Not know todo, I'm busy. ;)
The below poster thought that was hot.
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Ummm.... No i didnt :-[
The below poster will believe that I didnt think that was hot.
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Right....
The below poster will help me get some puppies..... ;)
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Puppies for sale! Puppies for sale!
The below poster will change the subject.
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Awww..... That's cute, someone is trying to keep their sanity! That is soooo sad. :D
The below poster giggles at Stephen Colbert.
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No, I laugh when i watch an episode of the colbert report. It is so funny (Yet true) that it deserves far more than mere giggling.
The next poster also likes the daily show by john steward
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but of coarse, he is the most trusted news person in America right now.*face palms*
the below poster will make fun of the states for this.
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yeah
The next poster agrees with Obama on the subject of kayne west.
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That's he's an rather unsavoury chap, what-ho old bean?? Sure. (Kanye, not Obama)
The below poster will wish me happy birthday. The world went round the sun another year without me dying.
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I actually didn't think Earth was going to make it this year, but darn that little planet that could.
The next poster will say what that references.
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probably not
the next poster is good at chess
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So-so.
The below poster loves Checkers (the board game or the dog, I don't care which)
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Not really, I prefer chess (even though I'm pretty average too)
The next poster likes Pandemic 2. And hates Madagascar for it.
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uhh, yeah...
The next poster has not developed a hatred of video games, unlike the Monkey.
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I prefer 40k
The next poster agrees with me
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Yus, i used to play cod4 and halo 3 a lot, but they got way too easy. 40k is also more social, in that i have to leave the house to play, and most of the people arent 12 year olds.
The below poster thinks the battle rifle is overpowered
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what battle rifle?
The next poster understands what eidolon is sayng
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I do understand what eidolon is saying but I disagree with him.
The next poster is wondering what to do with their life.
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No, i'm not, I'm drinking. A wise man once told me that it's always happy hour somewhere. ;D
The below poster will throw one back with me.
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I will indeed, and so will my friend Drunk Dave.
The person below me wishes to know about Drunk Dave.
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Why do yuo keeeep onnn Fliiiklwiung me? I know myshelf perfectlyd fineee! :)
The below poster is confused.
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No
the next poster is listening to landlocked blues by bright eyes.
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Can't say I am.
The next poster will live in a landlocked country
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Nope, the ocean 45 min away.
The below poster will live " rite neer da beech".
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It's about an hour's drive away.
The next person hates comissar yarrick.
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Actually, after 5 banshees killed him and he failed his revival roll I don't hate him too much.
The next poster agrees that not enough people field Yarrick and too many people field Ghazkul.
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I hate ghazkull as much as i hate yarrick, and yeah, i have realized ghaz is much more popular.
The next poster agrees with me when i say that eldrad Isn't all he's cracked up to be.
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Whos eldrad?
The below poster will fill me in on who he is and why he is overated.
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he actually isn't overrated, just overused. He's a great seer for his points, but everyone takes him.
The next poster will agree that the phoenix lords need a nice power boost.
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Either that or they each need to be like Boss snikrot or Sargent telion, and be about a hundred pts each and an upgrade to a squad so they don't take up an HQ slot.
The next poster Thinks that Howling banshees, striking scorpions, and Fire dragons are all great units and 1 squad of each is a good idea.
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Sure, what ever, as long as the enemy is dead. Or, at least on my raider...... ;)
The below poster relizeses that I don't have the eldar codex and will stop asking 40k questions.
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You'll probably still post 40k questions though
The next poster agrees that swooping hawks are not worthless in current competitive lists but just need a specific type of list to make them work.
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Yea... I don't know? :P
The next poster watched a Tim Burton film today.
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Nope, and swooping hawks suck
the below poster thinks demonhunters are overpowered
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They need to be considering their outrageous point cost.
The next poster is sitting on an ordos force praying for a codex (e.g. they cost me too damn much to sell, but I don't want to field a 3k point army of 20 models).
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I'm not sitting on one, but I'd like to play an Ordos force. Codex? Do want.
The next poster wants a Dark Eldar codex. (I want that too :P)
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No, i despise the dark kin.
The next poster hates technological glitches.
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beslubbering wireless, why won't you work! what? WHAT!?! WHADDA YA MEAN THERE'S NO NETWORK WITHIN RANGE! THE MODEMS RIGHT THERE IN THE CORNER, YA STUDPID BASTARD! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*ahem* yes I do...... :-[
The next posters ears are still ringing.
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My ears are always ringing with the noise of my own insanity.
The next poster hates a member of his/her family.
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Ticked off at two of my three bros. for ditchting on their 40K before they got started, but hate is a little strong.
the next poster has an extremely guilty conscience.
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sometimes.
The next poster likes killing space marines.
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Oh, yes.
The next poster should sleep more.
Starky
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I really do.
The below poster sleeps to much.
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No, if anything i should sleep more.
The next poster has his/her older sister chattering in the background about the anime series known as bleach.
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No, but my younger sister wont SHUT UP! :)
The below poster has had their hand hit by a hard toothed-comb 150 times, without saying it hurt.
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Not a comb, a brush.
The next poster listens to coldplay.
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Helps with bowel movements...
The next poster has no clue as to what music is popular right now, prefering instead to continue to listen to their moldy collection of 80's boy bands.
-
hell no, id rather chew on one of your doo balls.
the below poster will act as a human shield for the crap ball that is sure to be coming my way.
-
With my cat like (surprise surprise.....) reflexes, I will leap in forn of you, wait till it almost hits me so that you feel safe, then jump out of the way.
The below poster will shout "MATRIX!", and the next one will clamly explain the laws of physics to the previous poster.
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"FRANCHISE THAT RULED FOR ONE MOVIE THEN SHAT ITSELF FOR THE TWO SEQUELS!"
The below poster lol'd at that.
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I don't lol.
The next poster has cute bunnies on their desktop.
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If my children were bunnies, this would be true.
The next poster has offspring that could pass as "bunnies".
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Ecept bunnies don't have claws and a hatred for humanity.
The below poster will disprove this by citing the Killer Rabbit, not knowing its a rabbit, not a bunny.
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no, but the rats are another story...
the bellow poster will know of such rodents in their current residence.
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Well, we did, until we got a cat. I think it worships khorne.
The below poster will wonder when I will shut up about cats.
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No, I actually was wondering that earlier in the thread.
The below poster will ramble on about llamas.
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No, I have people who do it for me. :)
Llama Song (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama)
The below poster commits suicide after hearing this.
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I'm a survivor.
The next poster is doomed, but their star shall burn brightly until the very end.
-
(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.markosia.com%2FImages%2FComics%2Fcomic1_e59.jpg&hash=a982db3903d02508724a6bcee31ddec3618ef3b8)
Nailed it.
The below poster will remeber how bad the last 2 movies were.
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They were pretty awful, although the hoe's in the first one had really nice racks. It was kinda like seeing IG v. Nid's though.
The below poster will have copies of both.
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HA! I wish. Stupid R rating.....
The below poster will think know I am crazy.
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My first clue was your avy.
The below poster would be suprized to know I am a serial killer.
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If i was surprised, you'd never know it.
The next poster conceals his/her emotions well.
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The only thing that makes me laugh is blood and suffering.
The next poster finds it hilarious when people hurt themselves while doing something stupid.
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Which is why I cannot stop laughing when I talk to my sister.
The below poster will wonder what went wrong with my childhood.
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No, I just assume that your mom drank a lot during pregancy... Draino that is.
The next poster laughs.
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Not so much draino, but I WAS dropped on my head when I was young. Serid'pgisly. ::)
The below poster doesn't get it for a second.
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Usually when I'm "gettin' it" it takes about an hour or so, give or take snuggle time. ;D
The next poster has only seen ugly girls naked in person, if at all.
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*facepalm* You... Wern't....Supposed...to. .....take....it.... like....that. Pervert.
Moving on, the below poster notices I avoided the previous post. ::)
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must have hit a tender spot in that fragile libido of yours.
The next poster has thrown a roll-on-the-ground-fist-pounding tantrum over 40k before.
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No.
The next poster writes battle reports often.
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i wish, my army is still in boxes.
the below poster wont even have the boxes yet.
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True, I am slowly approaching begging on the street as a viable option for income poor.
The next poster is not suffering economically.
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Well, my slaves are profiting highly, so no. :)
The below poster wonders if I am satan Bill Gates. :)
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No, I'm wondering why you felt the need to disguise your true nature, Bill-zebub.
The below poster thinks Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak are in fact the same person with a very good make-up artist.
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This poster thinks the above poster is carzy, talking about all these weird people, and wonders why we are using third person pronouns. :)
The below poster chuckled.
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Hell no I laughed out loud....He when was the last time you saw that typed completely .
the poster below is rolling on the floor LOL.
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No
The next poster plays eldar
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No
The below poster will have never played against eldar.
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Nay, i have fought enemy eldar many times.
The next poster thinks that certain Anime series should be locked away forever and never seen again.
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That I do. There are lots of series that should be locked away forever and ever.
The below poster is a squirrell.
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While I would be pissed if you touched my nuts, that alone does not constitute me to be a squirel.
The below poster is probably giggling and is touching his own nuts.
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No
the next poster hates dark eldar
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Well, I hate what is being done to them.
The next victim poster agrees.
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If by what is happening to them, you mean getting decimated by the forces of Chaos then yes.
The below poster plays dark eldar and is constantly defeated by chaos.
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Never played as DE, never played agianst creepy spikey dudes.
The below poster will read my army list, and understand.
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Probably.
The next poster loves to see the mon keigh killing each other off.
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No, I love to make them do that.
What, what just happened? I feel empty, like I don't have a soul.... *checks stats*
"OH god! Oh GOD! 160 posts in this board?! No...no....no......" :)
The below poster had this feeling.
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No
The next poster thinks tyranid warriors cost way too much money.
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10$ a fig!!!way too much!
The below poster thinks that $20 for a lap dance is way to cheap.
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Yeah, whichis why I don't go to your house anymore...... :D
The below poster thought that was immature.
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ugh... grow up man.[yells while shaking you violently]
the below poster will hold him down while i load my jawa-monkey-pault.
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Tempting, but I'm too busy abusing my Modly powers elsewhere.
The below poster will spend the next 15-30 mins looking for evidence of my Mod-power abuse.
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Tempting,
but you seem like one of mods I could actually like but I know mods don't abuse their power.
The next poster completely disagrees with me.
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I disagree by default...
Welcome to the tavern! [throws feces that splatters in your face and leaks into your mouth]
The next poster disagrees with my method of greeting.
-
Dammit, ninja'd by a poo-flinging monkey!
Back to what I was trying to say:
I won't go so far as to say they "abuse" their mod powers; but I think sometimes they step in when they really don't need to. Its one thing when someone posts a topic in the wrong place, or when a topic becomes so full of inflammatory arguments that it needs to be halted... but the whole "you replied to a topic that is 31 days old, shame on you" thing is sort of annoying. It gets worse when someone starts a topic to ask a question then gets told "There have already been a bunch of topics that cover this, so I'm locking your post. Go look for the answer and quit being lazy." Combined with the crack down on resurrecting old threads, this CAN make it difficult for new players to find the answers to their questions.
The next poster will attempt to justify either the anti thread-resurrection stance, or the crackdown on threads that repeat previously discussed topics.
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Erm, this poster agrees with you.
The below poster is one day going to be a mod, like it or not!
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Okaaaay. Sure. *backs away slowly* :)
The below poster thinks the above poster was refering to someone else.
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I do, Jambob will one day be a real mod. :)
The below poster will change the subject.
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Yes.
The next poster is listening to Viva la Vida right now.
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Nope, Slipknot psychosocial.
The below poster agrees that TOOL is one of the greatest bands ever.
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I don't even know who they are
The next poster agrees with me when i say that Bright eyes is a much better band than the Mystic valley band
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Nah, Disturbed are the best.
The below poster agrees.
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No
The next person listens to green day
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Of course I don't, then I would be an american idiot. ::)
The below poster doesn't get it.
-
As a matter of fact I do. I'm actually wearing a 21st century breakdown t-shirt as we speak.
The below poster agrees that the pilot of Stargate Universe was awesome! Like Lost... but in space! Kewl!
EDIT: Ninjaed
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I don't know who they are
The next poster will be yoda
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Correct, the above poster is. ;D
The below poster hated the new clone wars series.
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Yeah, the first three were by far the best.
The next poster has a troubled soul
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I started cutting, I just couldn't stop....couldn't stop...so much....so much blood...... :)
The below poster is tempted to call the government.
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No
The next poster is being kicked off the computer :'(
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Then the below poster wouldnt be able to post.
The below poster has just changed his avy in the past 12hrs.
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No, I haven't. I don't intend to.
The below poster is shocked at the number of noes on this thread.
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No I'm not. Actually I am. :)
The below poster will have said no to a previous statment.
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No I hav.....DAMN! :D
The below poster is sleepy.
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Does drunk count as sleepy?
The below poster is enjoying happy hour also,
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No
The next poster is glad to be back on the computer
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I havent gotten off the computer.
The below poster responds no way to much.
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Depends on who you ask
the next poster has just done an essay on 40k for english
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you can't prove it...
the next poster will find evidence to the contrary
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Time for some detective work...
the next poster is proud of having committed said crime.
-
*hiding the bodies* What crimes? I swear occifer I havent seen any hookers.
The below poster has only know the love of a hooker.
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No
The next person is disturbed
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at you lying about the hooker thing yes...
the below poster will throw feces at my head.
-
nope, instead i'll throw insane bloodthirsty parrots at you!
The next poster plans to destroy an entire legion of power armored mon keigh
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death to the ultra marines and all their disciples!!!!
the below poster will be zombie jackson.
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No
The next person hates land raider redeemers.
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How could I, they make such good targets. :D
The below poster thinks the opposite is true.
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i love redeemers cause they can really kick green skin ass.
the below poster will also have a limited number of gamers at their lgs.
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40k is prevalent at my LGS.
It has been a while since the below poster has played 40k.
-
Wait, played what? :)
The below poster is sleepy, but forgot to do their homework and must RUSH to finnish it.
-
nope, my homework is all finished.
The next poster hates orks
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No way, they're so much fun. After fielding them for the 09 Ard Boyz they might just become my army of choice when irritating opponents.
The next poster likes dakka.
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Well, I am the author of an article titled "More Dakka for yer Dolla", so I guess so. ;)
The next poster prefers to taste the entrails of his victims (in other words, close combat).
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Mmmmmm...entrails!
The below poster prefers not to engage in CC.
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Quite the opposite. There is nothing i love more than watching my howling banshees cut their way through a death company squad lead by lemartes, then a veteran assault squad, then watch as Yriel destroys a furiso dreadnought. I love cc!
The next poster agrees with me
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Only from the handle side of the knife.
The next poster has been caught grinning stupidly to himself and was asked why, still couldn't get a decent reason for it and lied instead.
Starky
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It's not MY fault I look that good in the mirror. ;)
The next poster has been caught by his wife/girlfriend/significant other grinning foolishly at another girl. :o
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Yeah, but I was grinning at my mum, and not for the reason you thought.
The below poster understands this.
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Yes, I understand completly that you are a pervet. :D
The below poster thinks knows I am a pervert.
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Yes, your sister told me last night.
The next poster believes in divine retribution, or failing that, Mine.
Starky
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Well, I belive you will try, and fail. :P
The below poster is related to, or is (poor you) Starky.
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No
the next poster has been painting for hours
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Must...go....on.... .. Second Apcolypse army....must....com plete.... :D
The below poster cannot afford apcolypse. :'(
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I could, but I'm a cheap git.
The below poster thinks I'm using "cheap" to hide a different excuse.
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I got a whole list. How mature do you want? ::)
The below poster now has dirty, dirty, dirty thoughts.
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i had them before you even posted that...
the below poster will elaborate.
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*8th day of earths existince. In heaven.*
"Uhhh, God? You made to many holes. Their doing it wrong." ::)
The below poster chuckled, then whimpered as he thought about it.
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Nah, I just chuckled. I can do jokes a lot more dirty/sick"necrophiliac than that.
The next poster has weird fetishes that he will not post here.
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*has girlfriend remove handcuffs* I just havent posted them yet :)
The below poster is only slightly politicaly correct literally and figurativly.
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You just knew I was going to show up....just like them jews in '39. Damm, those were good times. :D
The below poster will get the refernce and my previous avatar.
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I do.............. :P
The next poster will not be offended.
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Nothing offends me, and often times what offends others is hilarious to me
The below poster takes offense to everything
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Oh no you didn't.......
The below poster thinks I am a little bit...strange.
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Actually, I find you quite refreshing, reminds me of My own awesome mindset when I discovered the Tavern, at that is as great a compliment you'll ever get from Me. Yeah, I am that humble.
The next poster is even more so.
Starky
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I know, I know. You are all so suprized at how humble I am, honestly did you ever think someone so awesome could be so humble?
The below poster agrees with this fact.
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I really don't care
The next poster is a rebel
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Red Faction!!!
The below poster played this game.
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nope, i play left 4 dead.
the bellow poster will now be looking for me on the multi-player now.
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I wish. I`m stuck with these (http://www.wargamesfactory.com/_product_16676/Zombie_Horde). Well, 5 of these. ;D
The below poster is sad they missed out on the sale.
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What sale?
The next person is tired.
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Nope, had a good nights sleep and ready to have a good day of gaming. :)
The below poster did not get a good night sleep. :(
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Woke up 3 times.
- Thought it was monday.
- My cat.
- Smelled food.
The below poster thinks I sleep to much.
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Plenty of time to sleep when your dead soldier!
The next poster would be equally unable to wait to eat a cat named Monday until the day of it's namesake.
"Monday hell! Looks like Sunday brunch to me!"
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I probably have eaten cat on a monday there are some really questionable chinese resteraunts in my area.
The below poster freqents said questionable establishments in their area.
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Yeah, the family says, I do.
The below poster is tempted to call the polics.
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I would but I can find the # for the polics in the phonebook
The below poster will know the # to reach the polics
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yes, but when i tried it all i got was a busy signal and four weeks of spam and telemarketer calls.
the below poster will elaborate on how i ended it.
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You ended up disputing the calls from the marketers
The beloow poster has recently changed his avatar
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Read it.
The below poster acted like watson.
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*gets out magnifying glass* Indeed sherlock it appears that the he did change his avatar
The below will either be jawmonkey or dregogg
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Surprise! *Microsoft Voice*
"you have AIDs, 3 other STDs, Polio, and an anoying poster who has no soul"!
The below poster thinks Vista may just do this.
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If they thought it would make them some money, they'd do anything.
The poster below agrees.
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Cutting corners, racking up costs...... oh god..... GW= MICROSOFT!!! :o
;D
If this was real, and not just the result of to many sodas.
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It is real...
TIME TO FACE REALITY!!!!
what would you do if you discovered a very prestigious news show had planted cameras in your bathrooms.
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Hump the cameras, hump the wall, hump everything.(clothes on... except for the... nevermind. ::))
Then TP the cameras so they couldn't see me escape into my fortress of doom do my buisness.
If you had to edit the film.
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I'd realize this was just the wrong thread, therefore a nightmare and not real.
The next poster is an Atheist.
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Actually Agnostic, much different.
the below poster thinks I am crazy for this fact.
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Not quite sure what agnostic is. i'll wait to pass judgement.
The nest person listens to angry hateful music
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Agnostiscm is a spiritual standpoint where you have decided that humans cannot know, and therefore take no stance.
I listen to disturbed, but I wouldn't consider that hatefull, any more than watching a To Kill a Mocking Bird movie is racist.
The below poster remebers me talking about disturbed a few pages back.
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Yes, I do. I prefer Slipknot.
The below poster dosent know who Slipknow is.
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I do now. Still prefer Disturbed....
The below poster is new to this thread...
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Nope still me.
The below poster is only slightly poliyicaly correct.
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Nope, he left.... ::)
The below poster will wonder what happened, and why I change so often.
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No, and you haven't seen what is really an avvy change madness until you met Shade.
The next poster is baffled.
Starky
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I'm baffled at the new blood after my brief 'awayness'.
The next poster likes it in all holes.
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The next poster likes to stick it in all holes.
Sure, I can live with that. ;D
The below poster wants me. To say Hello!
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Say hello to one of seven reproductive organs that will 'explore' all the holes.
The next poster knows full well of an eye beslubber.
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Yeah, now your mum does too!
The below poster has no mum, but is just a combination of what is wrong with all of us.
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Waaahhhhh Mommy Only Slightly Used you don't exist....noooooo.
And yes, I can proudly absorb all that is wrong with the Taverns......if only we can host 4Chan here.....and gurochan.....
The below poster likes Gurochan...
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.... No idea, but I'll keep my pants on.
The below poster wants said pants off.
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Yes. You = Girl. You all look like girls.
(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi184.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fx187%2FStarrakatt%2F40KO%2520Avvies%2FSeamonstersmall1-1.jpg&hash=8c1a5c5e46242fa5329786d58f9c4b5397f2dc41)
The next poster dreams of being that girl.
Starky
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I don't know, that monster seems like he likes his job.
The below poster is the result of said job.
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Oh yea, oh yea, that's why I'm always good with the ladies.
The below poster....(50/50) is the one that showed me that picture a while back....
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Indeed. You made good use of it.
The next poster is back and meaner than ever.
Starky
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WHO WANTS BABIES!!!!! ;D
The below poster does.
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Only with greenstuff.
The next poster read about the Grave Robbing 40K player.
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Yes, nobody bothered to asnwer my (legetimate) question.
The next poster have an answer.
Starky
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Who wants 2-3 miniets of smex then AIDs forever!
The below poster will move on.
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Yes, target in sight...
The below poster suffers from e-schizophrenia once logged in the Tavern.
Starky
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I do not.
But I do!
The below poster didn't laugh at that.
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No, I'm always dead serious.
The next poster is conscious of the dangers related to being a Taverner.
Starky
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*spit take* :o
the bellow poster will now have coffee all over their face.
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Well, it came from you, so I doubt its just coffe.
The below poster will have dirty thoughts.
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Yes, I can easily picture you smeared in grease, H1N1 infected phlegm and AIDS contaminated monkey blood. That dirty.
The next poster should unstick his sorry arse from that sweaty computer (probably swivel) chair and take some sun.
Starky
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Sun? Never seen her. My twenty concubines will do fine...
The below poster wants the concubines.
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Yes I do as long as there are like new/lightly used condition.
The below poster will take them in any condition
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... Nah.... cant even support one wife, couldnt imagine how much 20 concubines would cost. It would probably kill my wh40k hobbie though.
If they come free of maintenance cost its a whole different story though.
The next poster would actually try to hide the concubines from his wife
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Yes, I am doing something similar to that right now. ;) But if I had a concubine I would probably tell her because even if she left I would plenty of putt to keep me happy.
The below poster dosent have a wife to hide it from and would graciously accept the concubine.
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So wrong.
The next poster is the boss, and thus, always right.
Starky
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So, right!
The below poster hates his job and is like his boss's gretchin
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I have a teacher who says she had a good day, then realized she has my class today and her whole life went down the toliet, and finnishes with a loud: "SO SHUT UP! Bad!"
The below poster is intriged.
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Not really. I have enough of my own problems.
The next person is depressed and hateful.
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No, I don't hate you. I know you have A LOOOOT of problems you have to deal with.
The below poster wonders about mesa name.
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So what, you changed it. You are still Only slightly polically correct.
The below poster has changed his name recently also.
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I dont know.
Dude, my name was Only Slightly Crazy first.
The below poster thinks this is getting old.
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Wow, you read my mind.
The below poster will change the subject.
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Probably.
The next poster really hates spambots who post offensive threads and try to send you viruses.
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No wonder we don't get along.....
The below poster is curently effected by viruses.
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Nope. :)
The below poster does have this problem with viruses.
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Yeah, sad me, all it did was download porn..... wait a second.....
The below poster needs this virus.
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No.
The next person will crusade against spambots.
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It's a required part of Modship.
The below poster is a spambot and must be purged.
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Hello, this is spambot 10,000.
The next poster will also be a spambot.
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I spam Tauirs.....like my last game in the bat rep section. Yes, I pulled a Tauir.
The below poster knows what that means.
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No, I rarely read the bat reps; no time, trying to invest more time in actually building armies.
The next poster has had similar periods of time, wanting to devote more to getting models assembled and painted rather than jibber jabbering here.
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Yes, but I am past that and would reather be jibber jabbering here.
The below poster feels the same way
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Indeed, though I wish I'd change my priorities.
The next poster kill bugs for the pleasure of it, no justification needed.
Starky
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For the pleasue and just because I hate bugs. :)
The below poster will disagree and feel that all living things deserve respect.
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Are you talking about normal bugs or tyranids?
The next poster is listening to green day songs.
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Normal Bugs, No i am not listening to green day.
The below poster is about to have fast food for lunch
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no.
The next person is now listening to U2
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Hell No, bono is the biggest douch bag on earth.(didnt you see the bono south park episode)
The below poster will defend Bono.
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Yes.
The next person will also defend Bono.
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No, I wont defend Bono
The below poster also dosen't like Bono
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Bono=#2. (south park refernce.)
If you were jesus?
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That would mean i wouldn't exist
The poster below hates orks.
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I don't hate them. They make me giggle when yhey run into a kill zone.
The below poster is someone who I would be Ill advised to meet in a dark alley.
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Depends on who you ask
The next person is bored
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Just took standardised testing, say anything about filling in ovals I'll kill you.
The below poster remebers their test, and all the pretty red lines.
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Cant say that I do, but I was always a good test taker.
The below poster has always been a bad test taker.
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Yes. Look where it got Me: into teh Tavern.
The next poster have to work for a living.
Starky
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at some point.
The next poster often wonders why he/she is posting in the tavern
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Quite often, it is fun though.
The below poster posts here because they have no life at all.
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What exists of my life doesn't amount to much, so i guess that would be true.
The next poster has a sorrowful soul
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Tormented maybe, sorrowfull no
The below poster will not win a game in the next month.
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I hope not
The next person hates dark eldar
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Wrong, completly wrong. *flips switch that drop Dunedain in a pit of lava.* So wrong...
The below poster wonders how many times I've benn dropped on my head.
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agreed how many times?
the person below will be me
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OMG! how did i know!?!
the person below will not be me.
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*emerges from lava pit completely unharmed as the tears of Isha have protected me*
No.
the next person listens to rock
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Yes and as I type this, no less.
The below poster will like some obscure band no one else in the Tav has ever heard of.
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Ween...
The next poster is too angry.
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NO I'M NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
woops
the next person to post will play warhammer 40k.
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Well in theory I do, too bad no one on my LGS's forum will confirm a game tomorrow, as I am off of work [sigh]
The next poster will fly to Rolla, MO tonight and play a couple games.
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No
The next person plays guitar
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Neither.
The next poster is a very bad singer.
Starky
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Indeed, Angels die upon hearing me sing
The below poster thinks they can sing well.
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Not really. I have an ok baritone.
The next person hates mon keigh of all sorts
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If I knew what it was I probably would, it sounds kinda crazy and things like that I usually hate.
The below poster knows what it is and will tell me what it is and loves it.
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I know what it is, I do it every night, and all the ladies who do it with me love it so much..... SLEEPING YOU GODDAM PERVERT!!!
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Who told you I was a pervert? :o
The below poster will be a sexaholic or be very sexualy deprived.
(probably the later)
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Meh, I can multi task..... why not both?
The below poster has a strong suspicion that I am the anti-christ.
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No, I think Starky's got you beat there.
The below poster will provide mathematical proof that I exist and am not just a highly-advanced Mod-Bot 4000TM
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Of course you exist, your not an AI construct like Rasmus (or whatever he/it is going by nowadays), but a small toaster sized robot with a heart... err... of a small cell phone. So while you don't "exist" in the manner of me or the other meatbags, you at least posses a physical body (of sorts). There, there Jammy; you'll get over that Pinocchio complex one day. :-*
The next poster is a shaggy meatbag.
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Dammit you got me again!
The below poster just a plain ol' meatbag.
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Yeah, all the ladies agree, I got plenty of meat. ;D
The below poster is half awake.
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Nope fully awake had a good nights sleep.
The below poster didnt have a good nights sleep
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Yeah, your mom just keept coming back for more. :D
The below poster wonders who in their right mind would give birth to Blacklegionaire.
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Who said she is in her right mind. :)
The below poster wonders who in their right mind would ever want to sleep with only slightly corrupted and come back for more? :D
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Well, about half my country's population, to be exact. :)
The below poster wonders what Island I am living on with a female baboon.
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I prefer not to, really.
The next poster once thought I was a lazy, bored teen.
Starky
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More than once, but now I realize that you are just a lazy bored adult.
The below poster will agree.
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We are all lazy.
The below poster will take offence, then realize I am right.
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Only the 'right' part.
The below poster will do something awful for the Return of Trakta tm.
Starky
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Probably not
The next person has a tournament tomorrow.
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Not a tournament but plenty of games lined up. :)
The below poster actually has a tournament.
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Nope, but I am going out to a GW on the 25th. Excuse me, my wallet is trying to hang itself right now.
The below poster cannot remember the last time they went to a GW.
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I can - That's where I got my box of Space Hulk with my Best General prize at the last Tourney (thus also answering the earlier post - I am mighty indeed.):P
The next poster astonish himself sometimes. I know I do.
Starky
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20 girls 20 times each, still a bit in awe.
The below poster is wet and cold.
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wet, but not so much cold. :D
the below poster will elaborate on the circumstances leading to this situation.
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Sure. We were supposed to go on a friday night to sunday morning campout, but it was really rainy and real cold and really windy. I set up the tent at night, in the rain, and this morning was told it was cancled and to go home. Good time.
The below poster has never been camping.
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No
The next person lost 2 games, but still scored 3rd place in the tournament.
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Blarg. The only game I've lost lately is The Game, which coincidentally everyone else in this thread also just lost.
The below poster yelled an expletive when they read that.
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No can do, rest of the people are sleeping.
The below poster forgot how to sleep.
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I'snt that just called waking up?
The below poster took a beating on the tables yesterday.
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Didn't play, but I won at DOW.
The below poster wants DOW>
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Have it but almost never play it, prefer tabletop.
The below poster feels the same way.
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I would prefer tabletop, but play DOW when I can't play tabletop.
The below poster is hungry for human flesh.
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How did you know? [CHOMP] Whoa... Yes, that pain in your left calf, that was Me.
The next poster like sushis.
Starky
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I wouldnt say like it but it is ok.
The below poster likes anything that smells like fish. ;D
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Meh.
The below poster can translate binary 0010 1110 to both hex and decimal without using a calculator.
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Por Que?
The below poster wonders when swine started affecting my vocabulario.
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Depends of what you got into your mouths.
The next poster do not want to know.
Starky
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I don't want to know, but I do anyways. Being omniscient sucks sometimes.
The below poster will post something amusing to take my mind of these horrors.
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There is an Isotope of Arsenic known as Arsenate. Say that word out loud and don't immediately think of gay porn. It can't be done.
The below poster considers this their one useless bit of knowledge for the day.
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Yep, and having been suitably enlightened I can go to sleep, for the day is finished.
Good news! The below poster is now reading this is Prof. Farnsworth's voice. (Has this been done already? I feel like it has, I just don't care...)
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It's true.
The below poster is saddened that Video Killed the Radio Star.
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I have no idea of what you are talking about the both of you.
The next poster will wonder at my debilitating lack of knowledge.
Starky
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No. I have no doubts of your knowledge in carnal matters.
The below poster shudders when he thinks about Starky's carnal adventures.
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*shudders violently until i explode*
the below poster will clean up the mess.
p.s:Blarg. The only game I've lost lately is The Game, which coincidentally everyone else in this thread also just lost.
damn you jambob!!!!!
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uhhg, what did u eat this-morning anyway
the next poster will be a fellow aussie (im lookin at you noble)
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Wrong again.
The below poster will be from some country other than mine.
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Yes, thus My awesomeness.
The below poster's free time have taken a hit since he discovered the Tavern.
Starky
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Yep.
The below poster shakes their head and wonders what happened.
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Oh... I do not.
The next poster is a MMO player.
Starky
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Never
The below poster has also never fallen prey to the mmorpg craze.
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I never had the money or the time.
The below poster agrees on the point of the money.
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Yeah, it's always been the main thing keeping me away from WoW or FFXI... although I did get sucked into EVE Online for awhile. What a mistake that was.
The below poster IS a WoW addict and will try to justify it. And fail.
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Wrong again, never played and probably never will.
The below poster will try and convince me that its worth a try.
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Nah it's not that good.
The below poster will sent me a death threat for this.
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Looking at your avvy, that kind of be pointless.
The below poster agrees Jack of blade's avvy looks like the grim reaper.
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Nah, I don't look anything like that.
The below poster has been on 40k winning streak.
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Why yes, I have.
The below poster is currently considering building a new army.
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Always.
The below poster hasn't actually played a game for one year
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Nope played less than a week ago.
The below poster hasent won in a month.
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Haven't played in a month
The below poster is shocked
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Haven't either, so no suprise.
But I have my homecoming dance, the a game at GW the next day....
Awesome weekend.
The below poster has had these awesome weekends.
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sounds like a righteous weekend.
the person below hasn't shaved yet
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Couldn't braid my back if I did.
The next poster forgets to eat once they start messing with their 40k models.
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I am a 40k plaing robot, I have evolved passed eating.
The below poster always eats while playing.
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Only because my LGS sells chips and what not so you don't have to leave mid game cause you're starving.
The below poster thinks this is a terrible idea
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I do think leaving mid-game for food is a terrible idea. I eat between games myself.
The next poster can tell me when the new Boondock Saints movie is supposed to be released.
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No, but I can tell you I have no idea.
The below poster has no idea either.
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Exactaly, I would like to see one but no idea when.
The below poster could care less.
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Quite incorrect as I would also enjoy a new Boondock Saints movie.
The below poster thinks anyone Irish/Irish decendency is a drunken vagabond with a bad attitude
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No, I don't.
The below poster needs to do homework NOW.
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So very much, but it ain't gettin' done yet.
The below poster pities those of us who're still in school, because they aren't.
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Actually, I've just recently resumed the quest for my degree. I'm taking classes online, while I'm deployed in Iraq!
I wish it had been this easy when I went to college the first time.
Actually, in retrospect, it probably would have been this easy if I had shown up to class! ;)
The next poster also doesn't like to show up to class, or work for that matter. ;)
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Who told you! Are you spying on me?
The below poster is equally suspicious.
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How did you know I was suspicious. Are you spying on me?
The below poster is thinking "drinking coffee naked is nothing, they should see what I do in my kitchen"
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Ahhhhh, My Eyes!!! :o
The below poster also has a creepy ritual that they perform in the morning.
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Yes I do. It's called looking in the mirror! ;D
The below poster looks at their reflection at every opportunity.
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You say that like it's a bad thing. If you were this good-looking youd do the same. 8)
The below poster feels the same way.
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Yes, if I had your looks I would put a bag on to.
The below poster imagines my avvy with bags on their heads.
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GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!
the below poster will now yell at me for yelling at the above poster.
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*Throws flashbang* Theres no reason to yell!
The below poster wants a flashbang.
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Yes, but only for throwing at horses.
The below poster equally despises all things equine in nature.
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Not really, they look bad, but taste kinda nice.
The below poster is hungry now.
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Come to think about it yeah, Now that I remember that Taco place that they caught using horse meat. It was pretty tasty.
The below poster is discusted.
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I looked at your face, and yes, I was.
The below poster is black legionare, and jsut got pwned.
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Yes it is, no I did'nt.
The below poster however did get pwned.
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I think youre confusing me with your mom in bed. :)
The below poster isn't human.
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It's true, mods aren't human. We've had most of our weak, fleshy bodies replaced by machinery to better serve the Omnissiah and the almighty Lords of 40kOnline.
The below poster wants an Ethernet port in their skull to stream the internet directly into their brain.
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Hurrah for faster porn!
The below poster read porn and instantly knew I had posted.
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dang it! my porn sense has been found out.
the bellow poster will have similar abilities.
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Who keeps telling you these things about me? One of you has to be spying on me! I will not rest until I find you!
The below poster will give me a clue to who is spying on me.
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I. For I see everything...
The next poster is worried about someone's sanity.
The below poster wants an Ethernet port in their skull to stream the internet directly into their brain.
You are sooo outmoded - And thus obsolete.
Starky
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Only my own.
The below poster has the same issue.
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Hardly, I know quite well my own mental status...
The next poster have been ridiculed by a git.
Starky
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Fortunately, no. I avoid all ridicule with one simple rule: when in doubt, punch them in the face.
the next poster will adopt my rule, thinking it is the greatest rule ever.
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Thats the motto I live by. Glad to see that there are like minded people around.
The below poster punches like a girl.
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No, I punch like a drunk, angry redneck (I've got the broken bone to prove it).
The next poster is a drunk, angry redneck.
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Nope, you got the drunk part right but I'm a drunk mexican.
The below poster will fill chaplain swordwinds requirements.
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Well, I am angry, and my neck is red from time to time (I don't really fit the stereotype, but I'm caucasian), but sadly I'm not drunk. No alcohol allowed in Iraq. :'(
The next poster has also been to Iraq.
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Not personally, but have family and friends who have been deloyed and are currently deployed and some who are defense contractors. I however have been looking at going to Afghanastan with KBR.
The below poster like me supports our troops. ;D
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Since I was one for quite some time, yes I do.
The below poster was also a soldier at one point in their life
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I'm still in. ;)
The next poster has the new Space Wolf Codex.
(Picked that because of the discussion Vanity Killer and I are having in his other thread.)
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I probably should, there are alot of people jumping on the SW bandwagon. And I am seeing some pretty crazy stuff.
The below poster has not had to deal with Jaws of the Wolf World yet.
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Not yet, and probably not for a while. I'm not that worried.
The below poster does not have the same view on initiative tests that I do, not playing an army where everything but the tanks is at least I6.
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I play Tau. The I is 2, except for Kroot, who I don't use.
The below poster thinks Railheads are cheesy.
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if by sheesy you mean sucks ass then yes hammer heads are VERY cheesy.
the person below hates playing agianst CSM
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Meh, haven't played them, but they look like nice targets.
They below poster thinks my avvy is a Nurgle prince.
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Actually I was gonna say it looks like one of my aunts, but close enough.
The below poster is sick of my avatar because it hasn't changed in ages.
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I don't mind.
The below poster doesn't get the refernce.
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I stopped smokin' the refer years ago... use spell check ya damnable hippie!
The next poster enjoys the correct use of grammatical mechanics (I however flaunt them).
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Yes I do on rare occasions.
The next poster has also been cheated at a tournament by the good old boy system
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I got cheated, but different than that crap you were putting up with.
I had my Plague Marines being insta-killed (no FNP) by the KillKannon on ork Battlewagons, which it turns out is only strength 7, NOT 8. >:(
The next poster hates Plague Marines.
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I do prefer zerkers, but PM's may one day see some time in a future playlist.
The below poster hates khorne berzerkers.
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Actually, they made great allies for my Tau in a doubles match.....
The below poster thinks Tau need a BS upgrade to to be lined up with their supposed shooting superiority
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Yes. You'd think if your force focuses on shooting would train a bit for it.
The below poster thinks of Shadowsun with no armour when they think of the Tau.
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Nah, I think of the grand ol' time I had tearing him apart with Dark Angel tac marines (in cc, led by a chapter master) after convincing the player to do so.
"might as well just deep strike them there, my guys are almost dead anyway..."
The next poster agrees that the Tau should never get a good cc-oriented unit.
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Of course. The no nosed, camel toed, purple space midgets can't even throw a punch. How could they have a cc unit?
The next poster thinks that the above statement was incredibly intolerant, xenophobic, hateful etc etc etc.
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Yes it was. Good work trooper Tangi.
The below poster wishes to bring the Imperium down.
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Why yes, how did you know? Are you spying on me too??? Well since you already know I'll let you know that this time it is gonna go flawlessly.
The below poster thinks I actually have a shot this time.
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not even close.
the below poster will not be so negative about his chances.
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Indeed I think that he might even succeed if his plan is indeed infaliable.
The below poster wil think of something to say of the poster below him.
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All depends on who it is.
The next poster will laugh as it will invariably be Black Legionnaire
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This statement has left no doubt in my mind that you all are indeed spying on me! Admit it!
The below poster also thought that it was gonna be me.
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It was an inevitable really.
The below poster agrees.
P.S. Can you gusy believe the colour BL's car?
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Yes it was inevitable.
The below poster will guess the color of my car as Jack of Blades has requested.
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I'll go out on a limb and say black with gold trim. ;)
The next poster knows the answer.
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One's blue(car) and the other is gold(truck).
The below poster knew that it was gonna be me.
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Only because we have survelliance systems watching your every move.
The below poster is also tied into said survelliance systems
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hmmm, what, oh i was busy spying in bl.
the below poster will also be watched by the tavern surveillance systems.
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Yes, I am.
P.S., does anyone mind giving me the tapes on 10/25/09? I`m planning to make a porno and thats the day the all girls swim team was at my house.
The below poster actually though how it would look.
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No.
The below poster will also have been absent from the tavern for a couple of weeks (damn real life...)
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No, but I'm about to be. The good news is, my absence will be due to packing up to leave Iraq and go home!
The next poster has also been away from home recently.
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No I haven't unless by recently you mean most of 2009 where I was also in Iraq. Now I am home, ETSed, and a free man.
The below poster has never left home, and probably never will....
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Hopefully will, just have to get through school first.
Dam education system.
The Below poster hates the education system.
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Hell no, I had so much fun partying in school. Biatches and booze, don't get better than that. Plus it helped that by 11th grade I had my own place.
The below poster did something similar in the HS days.
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Working on it.
The below poster is puzzled, then will shrug and go rape a kitten.
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*shrug* Your servailance of my is uncanny but you can predict the future. *sneaks out of LOS of camera**rapes kitten*
The below poster has found out that I have reversed the feed of your surveilance and am watching you. Back off the dogs OS...WTF.
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WTF?
I prefer chicks, dude. Way bigger boobies.
The below poster ALSO likes big boobies.
Heh heh.... boobies.
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YES!!!
The next poster has boobies.
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Boobies is very insensitive to women. I prefer more politically correct terms like tits, jugs, knockers, and my personal favorite cans. @ OS...WTF Anything more than a handfull is a waste. Big tits are only good for motorboating.
The below poster wants to know what motor boating is.
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I'm On A Boat (ft. T-Pain) - Clean (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iUjx4_X1qA&feature=SeriesPlayList&p=ED9441CFC963F147#normal)
I know.
The below psoter chuckled.
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No, but I did last time you posted it.
The below poster actually laughed at the video this time.
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Duh.
The below poster eats puppies souls.
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Puppies are the bane of our existance.
The below poster has eaten dog at a local chinese reastraunt unknowingly. Did you really believe that the red meat in your pork fried lice was pork?
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No, it woofed on the way down.
The below poster thinks my puns arn;t punny.
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*biatch-slaps you through the internet*
the below poster will also b-slap that guy.
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I B-slapped your MUM!!!!!
:)
The below poster will wonder what is wrong with us.
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Nah, I don't wonder. Been around here too long, it all makes sense to me.
The below poster has been around even longer than me.
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Nah. I didn't start playing until a year after you signed up, so it'd be concerning if I did. Not that I use this site for anything GW related.
The below poster will give me ideas for how to take my vengeance on the bastard responsible for my anime suggestions. He finally convinced me to watch Bleach. I'm fairly certain I'll be speaking fluent Japanese by the time I get caught up.
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I know way too many bleach fans
The next person's soul is black
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Yeah, it all went downhill after the incident with the puppies.......
The below poster heard "puppies" and got a boner.
AKA, the below poster is Blacklegionare.
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i think the system is off, so no.
the below poster thinks that I'm bl in disguise.
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No, to straight.
The below poster IS Blacklegionarre, an is pissed his computer delted all his porn.
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No all my porn is either on DVD or on the net. And those DVD's me and your mom made have just been uploaded to spankwire. Check em out. ;D
The below poster will go to spankwire and look for it then realize they are looking at my junk, but are strangly mezmerized.
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I did. i`m also sending the transcripts of these messages to explain why I commited suicide.
The below poster is BL, and will show his Libdo.
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Wow how did you know. Oh yeah the surveliance. No, I think I will say a few words in rememberance of OS... WTF. While his timehere was short, he never let his low intelligence and lack of a life keep him down. He even was brave to actually try to get laid, even though his own mother told him he was the ugliest thing she had ever seen come out of her. So, I raise my glass to OS...WTF.
The below poster will chuckle.
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Would if I wasn't busy banging all the waiters at Hooters.
The below poster is interested. Veryyyyy interested.
Pervert.
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Only interested in the fact that you said waiters. Is yours full of dudes.Wow, you really revealed alot about yourself there. Mine has waitress's, meaning females. ROTFLMAO
The below poster is doing the same.
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I meant waitresses. However... justine did look at me oddly. ???
The below poster didn't get the inendo.
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No, have you gotten my innuendo?
P.S. I'm going to get you...
The next poster might not live through the night.
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That would be due to an excess of studying for my pharmaceutical chemistry exam of tomorrow...
I am seriously on the verge of starting to hallucinate meds.
The next poster takes psyk meds.
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Who tells you guys these things about me? seriously stop spying on me guys.
The below poster will stop the surveilence feed.
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Just unplug your webcam. We just hacked so we could watch you through it.
The next poster has a webcam and does porn shows with it.
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And for only $49.95/month you can watch me!
The below poster whipped out their credit card at that.
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Visa ok? ;D
The next poster plans to destroy the credit card companies.
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Only if there is something in it for me....
The below poster has split personalities a la Edward Norton's character in Fight Club, and is going to beat me to it.
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nope i'm chuck norris, though i will beat you anyways.
the below poster will be amazed to hear that chuck goes to my dentist.
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And doesn'y need novicane.
The below poster will start a chain-joke about HE-WHO-IS-NORRIS.
Dramatic effect so El-Chucko doesn't kill *SNAP*.
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Oh no, I have something better in mind; remember all those posts Halloween night?
[Monkey comes up behind WTF and covers his face with rancid handful of pumkin-orange doo. WTF tries to scream but his mouth is full; Monkey dashes away into the night]
"oo! oo! OOO!"
The next poster now knows that the Monkey will get you and is suddenly afraid.
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I am afraid of no monkey, as my monkey eating leopard is always waiting to eat the monkey.
The below poster is confused, scared, and wants to go home
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No I'm not, Fearless is in my special rules. ;D
The below poster isnt fearless.
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True, I have yet to see any Tau unit that is fearless, hence my switch to the darkside of 40k.
The below poster thinks Alpha Legion is a traitor to the traitor's and that GW has really got some messed up fluff with them.
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*picks up old codex, reads up on Alpha legion* Yup they are traitorous scum.
The below poster is probably Vanity Killer.
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No, but he is my slave.
The below poster is offended because they are Vanity Killer. Or Black Legionarre, in which case, you just suck.
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I am neither, and so I do not suck.
The below poster will snigger at that.
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Nah, I'm glad the little toaster that wants to be a real boy can handle an insult.
The next poster has yet to see JamBob fly off the handle.
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Now that I think about it, I think that would be something I might just enjoy seeing.
The below poster will say something that will get JamBob to fly off of said handle.
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[BBBBBLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!] And thats how I met Jam bob's mother.
The below poster is a mod and might yell at me.
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Unfortunately for you, you are mistaken.
The below poster is also not jambob, seeing as how it will be Black Legionnaire.
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Black Legionnaire isn't even online...but I'm not jambob, so you're part right.
The below poster is actually online.
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nope i'm dregoggs automated reply bot.
the below poster will trie my bot and get a virus from it.
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If by "get a virus" you mean "report you for immediate banning", then yes.
The below poster will try to antagonize me further.
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Hell yah, you suck! Why don't abuse your modly powers instead of cutting and pasting empty threats from your "Mod posts" file; give someone a nasty title or change their avy into something lame. Hell, just ban some noob that has it coming, quit waiting for that "one more time" and just burn the turd! Ah, good times!
The next poster would hessitate to pick on a mod, but only for a brief period.
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No I wouldnt. *whispers something to Jawmonkey* *distracts Jambob while Jawmonkey comes up from behind with a hand full of poo for Jambob* *kicks jambob in balls while he wipes the poo from his eyes, then stand there laughing*
The below poster will be Jambob trying to put me in my place.
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No, but for the right price, I will handle Jambob's dirty work. Though your special rules may be Fearless, You don't have Eternal Warrior....
The next poster's special rules will include Eternal Warrior
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for my legion of the damned yes, for me not so much.
the below poster will also play the legion.
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I did, but my avvy stepped on them. :'(
The below poster also enjoys Mechwarrior.
Or dies.
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Making the MW3 papermodels was pretty fun...
The next poster has yet to discover the amazing paper models that have been made.
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............ I love you know.
The below poster will have just saved money off of forge world.
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yeah, by not ordering anything; give me money, I'm broke at the moment, I swear I'll spend all of it.
The next poster will send me a large sum of money immediately ($50K will do nicely, thanks).
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Here's 50 billion Interwebs Doll4rz. They are worth whatever you can con someone into giving you for them.
The below poster wants my Internet money, too.
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No, just you.
The below poster is Jambob, and wants himself.
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Ooo, look at me! I'm a mod, durf, durf...
The next poster wants to be a mod... sucker.
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Never, If all mod's have to do what Jambob did to become a mod, I am sure he did something that is illegal in most parts of the world.
The below poster will tell me what Jambob had to do to become a mod.
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He prostitued himself. And his twin. And his chuldren. And his parents. And his cat. Particularly his cat.
The next poster is Jambob's pimp.
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yeah, he ain't popular among my customers.(female AND male) Only fetched me $2 and a stale cheeseburger on his best day. His cat IS selling well though.
the next poster will know why Jambob prostituted himself.
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It was the only way that anyone will willingly make any physical him.
The below poster was the one who paid $2 and a stale cheesburger for Jambobs services.
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Yeah, I needed someone to compare to Blacklegionaree. Jambob won.
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*swivels e-cannon around* "you forgot to post a question!"* decentigrates him through his usb port*
the bellow poster would like a weapon like this. (p.s welcome to the tavern leon)
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Nah, I prefer the gool old fashionned way of slapping the guy on the back of the head through the interwebs.
The below poster prefers cutting people over the net.
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Cutting people you say? No, punching in the face is more fun.
The below poster will disagree with this statement and invariably get punched in the face
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No.
*As you put your fist through the screen to me, you feel a sharp pain. You withdraw your hand, only to find it has been loped off.*
The below poster will make a different way to kill me now.
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I'll get you later, but you know that.
the next poster has felt the wrath of the Monkey before.
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No, because I'm usually on the dishing-out side of Wrath.
The below poster has felt my Wrath many a time.
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Not yet.
THe below poster HAS and enjoyed it.
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(p.s welcome to the tavern leon)
Thanks! Its great to be here.
Yes, I have. Apparently his idea of WRATH is a peanut butter sandwich. Yum Yum.
The below poster pwned (excuse my french) Jambob in a singing contest.
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I pwned myself? Huh, that sounds kinda dirty....
The below poster pwns themself nightly.
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No, but your mom did get it too.....
So did the cat.......
The below poster had a cat, up until the day when they got REALLLY humgry and there were no cans of Chefboyardee.
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damn it get out of my head!!!
the bellow poster will try to read my mind for what ever reason.
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Thats disgusting, your thoughts are really gay.
The below poster finds this offensive and is probably OS....WTF
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Nah, takes a lot more than that to offend me.
The below poster loves Borderlands as much as I do.
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Shame I'm gonna let down the team here (haven't played it yet) :(, although I was gonna buy after I've done my exams :p
The below poster is posting slightly intoxicated
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I wish. Damn exam tuesday morning that forbids me to go to an open bar monday night... Ups and downs of uni life...
The next poster likes open bars.
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Nope. One of my friends started all SW army. All the liquor was gone by sundown.
The below poster is a regular, and will try to e-rape me.
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yes with a hunter killer missile from ma rhino.
the bellow poster will demand a pic of said tank.
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I want my tank!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
below poster will have worn glasses in their lifetime
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I used to, but the Army shelled out the money to correct my vision. ;D
The next poster still wears glasses.
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And they fire lazors. SHOOP DA WHOOP
The below poster just ate a can of The Emperor's Finest Baked Beans.
'Prefered ration of the Emperor's
Finest Space Marines'
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Nope, just some bird I caught in the yard.
The next poster eats their animals dead.
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Why should I? Much more fun and challenging when they're alive!
The next poster is a vegetarian.
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Deer eat plants. I eat dear.
Bingo!
The below poster wants to go hunting now.
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I am hunting... hunting for spammers.
The below poster is now trembling with fear.
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Actually its more like I'm trying to control the evil Monkey from flaming this dump to the ground.
The next poster would totally love the title "insolent bastard"
saw a member complaining that he had been given that title, and I was instantly jealous (e.g. "wha? You seriously didn't like that? What a fool...)
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Of course I would, its a compliment compared to everything else that gets said about me :D
The below poster is jealous of my insanely good looks and charismatic wit
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Wha? Sorry I was to busy throwing up from the sight of your face and sound of your voice.
The below poster is with me on that one.
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I don't vomit (stomach of cast iron, literally) and I leave the sound off on my computer.
The next poster hates electronics.
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No, dave.
The below poster gets the glaringly obvious refernces.
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hold that thought. *pulls out a fusion gun...*
the bellow poster will be a farseer and tell everyone else what happens next.
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You melt yourself, because you're too incompetent.
The next poster is on the verge of going into a killing spree.
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Thanks to the absolute incompetence of my university's administration, yes, yes I am.
The below poster can relate to my school-induced wrath.
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Sadly, I cannot, as I don't go to a university or college of any kind.
The below poster is also an "uneducated, morally correct buffoon"
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I gots me a college edumakashun thaenks!
The next poster hates prerequisites.
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Like the course I can theoretically take as an option, but has 3 prerequisites (all administration courses...).
The next poster studies in admin. And sucks for it.
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No.
The below poster likes big butts and cannot lie.
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I cannot lie, When a girl walks in with an ity bity waist and round thing in my face I get sprung.
The below poster likes big ass's also.
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I like them big, but not fat, there's a difference.
The next poster likes scrawny girls, and the sounds of a xylophone while having sex.
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................
The below poster is White and Nerdy!
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Guilty as charged. But then again, by playing 40k and being on this forum, so is everyone here for the Nerdy part.
The next poster has yet to accept he is a geek.
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I'm a nerd, not a geek; there is a great difference. Everyone can be a nerd, but no one wants to hang out with a geek.
The next poster is a dweeb (even more hopeless than a geek).
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Fortunately for me no, I am not in any way shape or form like you.
The below poster has already purchased a new skaven army and thinks they are going to pwn in fantasy warhammer.
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nope, i say 40k ftw.
the bellow poster actually plays fantasy.
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No, just 40k is damaging enough to one's wallet.
The below poster just accidentally the whole thing.
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If only I understood what you meant.
The below poster plays fantasy only and is absolutely lost on this forum
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No, sorry, I have an aversion to dudes in tights.
The next poster wants to try fantasy.
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Already have! ........if you get my subtle drift.
The below poster has no idea what I'm talking about.
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No I get it. You're really a fairy and wearing tights and little shiny wings.
The below poster likes murdering those.
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If I were paid to do it I'd be a freaking trillionaire by now.
The below poster thinks I just made up the workd trillionaire
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Nope, I often use it to describe how awesome I am.
The below poster has had rain for 2 days now.
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WTF....... I thought you guys cut the live feed.
The below poster has never spied on me.
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*slams BL's wardrode door shut*
Nope. Never have. Ever. Your parniod. I'm going.....
The below poster wonders why I was looking in BL's wardrode
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Rover, come out of the closet.
The below poster is currently foloowing me veeeeerrryyy closely.
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In your dreams of somehow being above me.
The below poster however, is following Pope very closely...... in a too friendly kind of way......
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No more closely than I follow you, pretty boy. :-*
The next poster has glasses, and should push them up.
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..... god dammit.
/me pushes up glasses
The below poster wants to know how jawmonkey did that.
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Yes, as my latent, yet highly unreliable, psychic abilities never fail to astound me.
The next poster is white, unhealthy, and needs a shower.
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damnit i thought that you were spying on bl!!
the below poster will be black legionaire.
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I'm white and not French, so nope.
The next poster plays a "good" army.
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Every army I play is good. My Eldar are probably the best, but my Chaos is almost as good. My Orks, Space Marines, and Tyrannids, while not acceptable, are certainly "good enough". ;)
(I knew what you ment, just felt like having fun with it.)
The next poster is contemplating starting a new army.
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Shiiiiiinnnnnyyyyyy...... prreeeecccciooousss s.......
The below poster also thinks golem resembles BL's mum. Or whatever spawned him.
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No comment, I do not wish to exacerbate the obvious mum fetish that you suffer from.
The poster below has a fursona that they wish to confess to.
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This one time in band camp... yeah right, the Monkey don't squeal!
The next poster is a narc, rat, or stool pigeon.
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Only if the price is right. Nowadays if you want info from me you have to offer a Spear of Sicarius just to set up a meeting.
The poster below is looking forward to Christmas as he/she will finally get that Johnny 7 OMA that they wanted when they were younger.
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No, don't really know what that is. Plus we have much better holidays in the Eye of Terror. Slaanesh throws some pretty wild holiday parties.
The below poster is intrigued and would like an invite.
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Yes I'm intrigued and no I do not want an invite as I believe it is a Demon trick to get me somewhere quiet.
The poster below is thinking if only those kids had mixed lemonade with their Ethanol they would be fine.
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I use ether to knock them out, and drink the ethanol myself.
The next poster knows if the poster above me is referring to a real incident.
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of coarse it was in fact i have the surveillance tapes right here...
the below poster will make me an offer for a copy.
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Yes I will, hand it over or else I'll kick your ass. :)
The below poster will make a better offer and will in turn recieve my same offer.
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Nope. video is freely available http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8359666.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8359666.stm)
The poster below has also once seen something on TV and copied what the saw.
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Nope can't say that I have.
The below poster has DVR and never worries about that kind of thing.
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I did, until a Mouse "No Pantalores Fiesta" Appered on my set. I blame my cat.
The below poster understood.
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I don't think anyone in here understands you.
The below poster agrees.
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How did you know thayt it was gonna be me?
The below poster is addicted to Farmville or has never heard of it.
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Thank god for the second option.
The below poster always takes the "second choice."
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Depends on the situation.
The below poster has spent over $500 on 40K
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Yes. That's about the price of a codex :P (Well, it's what GW WANTS a Codex to cost at least!)
The below poster has most of the current 'dexes, plus old ones.
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I barely have dice, much less books.
Not like I'd use 'em, kitty litter anyone?
The below poster has a sickening feeling they suck.
(AKA, the below poster is Blacky.)
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well i have that feeling because i have yet to get my army together, and no i'm not bl.
the below poster will also be a constructing their first army(s)
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Yeah, my Tau have taken a while.
The below poster has no dice.
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damn you to hell!!!!
the below poster will have gotten some thing from forge world
-vez-
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Yes, a catalog.
The below poster dosent even have the catalog.
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Seeing as it's Forgeworld, no, I don't want to pay 100$ for a catalog.
The below poster has a Titan.
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In my pants.
The below poster facepalms, realizing that this thread will go down this terrible road yet agian.
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Not even close.
The below poster is intrigued with Flames of War but is embarrased.(I hate that game)
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Not really embarassed, the minis look good, thats all.
The below poster is Blacke, whining agian.
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So very, very wrong.
The below poster has at least 2 posts on this page already.
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I'd count, but my fingers are a bit busy. ::)
The below poster had small children who are very disturbed on their bus.
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Is it so wrong that me and the lil' Monkey's enjoy skinning humans? I mean, we pith them shortly after.
The next poster piths their lobsters before boiling them.
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do i have to call the inquisition on you!!
the below poster will know their 800 number.
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1-800-666
The below poster giggled. Like a girl, or a dude with no balls. It's in your court, Blacky.
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Was that humorous? Clearly I've missed something if that was supposed to be giggle-worthy.
The below poster will explain why that was anything but a rather poor attempt at shock humor.
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Some people are true comedians, others will just get laughed at.
The next poster just got nervous...
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Meh. Looking like I do, you get used to being laughed at.
The below poster is now curious as to my appearance.
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If you've seen one toaster that wishes it was a real boy, you've seen them all.
The next poster is about as smart as a ham sandwhich.
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A genetically engineered genius ham sandwich. ;D
The below poster will say "Mmmmmm..... Ham sandwich" and will quickly realize that he just had a gay moment. ;D
The balls in your court OSAC, and by court I mean mouth. ;D
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No, stupid. Its the other way around. Little kid on bottom, moron.
The below poster has a very annoying cat. Until, that is, they got reaally hungry.
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Hmmm, eating cats..... well they are the other white meat....
The below poster is feeling nauseated from that statement
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White meat, nah, I just look at my arm and get reminded of this song.
"Weird Al" Yankovic - White & Nerdy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw#noexternalembed-normal)
The below poster does more than half the things there.
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WAAAAYYY more than half.
The below poster will list the things he doesn't do there, because it's shorter.
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I don't recall the words of the song and can't spare the precious minutes to watch the video again (waste of life).
The next poster lives by a stop watch thats counting down.
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Indeed, I live by the same countdown that we all do. The countdown called life.
The poster below knows why Talon Raven hasn't posted in his/her own thread since page 20.
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No, I don't and I really couldn't care less.
The below poster will care even less about the matter.
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Well yeah but I couldn't think of anything better to post.
The poster below is actually also doing something 40K related whilst they are on this site. Unless it's BL who couldn't care less.
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Fueling the chaos Gods.
The next poster is fuel.
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Would they accept a Texaco fuel card.
The poster below still believes that the Solar System has nine planets.
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Who cares, I know I don't.
The below poster will name all the planets they believe are in the solar system, you'r gonna say uranus. To which I will protest that it should be changed to Urectum.
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lol you said Uranus.
The poster below will post something that BlackLegionnaire will care about.
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Someone tried to stick up my workplace with a broken bottle and got beaten for it....then arrested. Interesting, BL?
The next poster wants to hear more.....
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i already have the tapes.
the below poster is trying to ninja his way out of a rope trap after attempting to steal said tapes.
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Trying, indeed... I just stole something from the counter behind you.
The next poster can't find said "something" now.
"Stinkin' ninja ape's always snitching my stuff!"
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Hey, you owe me for them thar shot glasses! Them's family heirlooms!
The below poster wonders when ah 'cquired this 'ere Southern accent.
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Buot de tahym eye ghots dis ere shweet one.
The next poster will have an even more obnoxious psuedo accent.
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Um, How bout no.
The below poster will actually post something that I care to respond to. Unless it's OS...DN.
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10 year old child tasered by police, bad. Parent phoning police 'cause their child won't get in the bath worse.
The poster below will agree.
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Wow, I was right! I found that hilarious. :) The dumb amphetamine parrot that people do is hilarious.
The below poster will amuse me further.
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No.
The next person wishes he'she was as kickass as i am.
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be-atch please, I'm way more bad ass than you.
the below poster will disagree.
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I do, because neither of you are bad-ass.
The below poster will link us to a true bad-ass.
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http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:2IXh_ibzRo9YBM:http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/TheWarMachine74/kratos_badass.jpg (http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:2IXh_ibzRo9YBM:http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/TheWarMachine74/kratos_badass.jpg)
there's you,re link to a true badass (hope that was legal, just google image searched badass, lol)
the below poster will disagree with my badass, and has a different one in mind
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Ask and ye shall recieve...
(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.punkdork.net%2Fdonkey.jpg&hash=dc2b11e466cbaafe76c50a240e3b867c5eb56795)
The next poster will post an amusing image that has absolutely nothing to do with badassery.
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no
The next poster lives to fight evil
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Yes, the evil that is people that say no to badassery
http://www.badassproductions.com/ (http://www.badassproductions.com/)
The poster below will post a link that is also slightly bad-ass related.
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no, I'm just too badass to care
The next person is green with envy.
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No, I'm blue with doubt
The next poster will strike without warning.....
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*Draws katana silently and slays enemy before said enemy even gets to strike* Yes, he who strikes first and without warning or doubt wins.
The next person plays wood elves
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No, but I would like some glade guard heads for some Eldar ranger conversions.
The next poster does not have any spare glade guard heads.
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Alas, I do not. Good call.
The next poster, unlike me, didn't have a 12.5 hour volunteer shift today.
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Thank God no, only nine hours and a third of a semi trailer of clothing donations.
The next poster knows nothing about women's purses and the resale value of gas station knick knacks.
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You are correct sir, why would I trouble myself with such trivial things. There is a whole universe out there waiting for me to conquer it.
The below poster will reveal a dark secret.
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Why yes under my mask is...
[exciting drum roll]
another mask!
The below poster thought EPIC FAIL when he read this.
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Bit anticlimax. Not sure bout EPIC FAIL though.
The next poster will take a look under the hood.....
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you wish.
the bellow poster will be a newbier painter than i am.
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possibly
The next person listens to angry Canadian and Japanese hard rock
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Nah. Punk suits me better, like the Clash, and Stiff Little Fingers.
The next poster Rocked the Casabah
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huh?
The next person is stubborn
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Not at all.
The below poster knows things...terrible things.
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Depends on what you define as terrible
the next person is kick ass
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Of course.
The below poster has dreams of world conquest.
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I shall drown those who resist in the blood of those who dared do so before.
The below poster is posting below me.
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Your insight is amazing. ::)
The below poster is probably OS.......whatever the hell he calls himelf now. And is going to have a new name.
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No
The next person has made over 500 posts in the tavern
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No I have one of those life things that some people have.
The below poster lives in his mom's basement and plays Warhammer Age of Reckoning all day.
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No, i live in the storage shed
The next poster also lives in a storage shed
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Not quite. Storage closet.
The next poster will be a peace lovin hippie turd meister.
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No.
The next poster will kill the next idiot to call him a hippie
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definitely a prep, basically the opposite of hippie, and yes, i'd be very offended...
the next person wouldn't really mind...
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text beneath my avatar should answer the question
The next person is listening to angry music
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Hmm...Raspberry Heaven (The end theme to Azumanga Daioh) happens to be playing right now, so that would be categorically wrong.
The below poster is listening to something a bit more intense.
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Tenacious D FTW!
The below poster will now put on Tribute, just because I said it.
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um no.
the below poster will be new to the tavern and thus already feeling it's corrupting influence.
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silence!!!!!!................... ......I kill you!!!!!
the below post will no what i mean by that.
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More accurately, I will not care.
The next poster is likely nicer than the Monkey.
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Yea, I'd say so..
The next poster is actually an undercover CIA agent...
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FBI
the next person is actually a police inspector from spain who is tracking down a shipment of stolen nitendo Wiis
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No, I'm more likely to be the target of an investigation. And the shipment of Wii's have already arived and have been distributed by my underlings.
The below poster will be one of my underlings.
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no
The next person would be buying said stolen wiis
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Considering, that I have control, no.
the below poster is one of my underlings.
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I killed them and took all the wiis.
The below poster wanted a wii but can't have one now after my lightning raid.
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No, I already have one, I don't particularly need another.
The below poster sees little point in continuing this topic.
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only to mug you for your wii.
the bellow poster will be one of those elusive female war gamers.
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You wish, hot stuff ;)
The below poster just vomited at that.
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at what?
the below poster wishes that all nintendo wii's should be purged from existence, like me.
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I dunno, mine keeps the kids out of my hair; Wii fit + Kids = who cares they're moving and I can mess around with 40k stuff undisturbed.
The next poster needs to quit wasting so much time on video games and focus more on wargaming.
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Actually, I think I should spend less time on here and more time working on wargaming.
If the below poster had devoted half the time they've spent on this site to painting, they'd have a few Golden Daemon worthy pieces.
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Nah, but at least I'd have a fully painted army; too bad I'm sick of painting white termies (Deathwing).
The next poster cheats when they paint, too often.
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that's actually fairly accurate...
the below poster prefers the gaming side, and often scoots around the painting...
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Normally yes, but if you've seen my K-Sons you would disagree as I can only get one done every 3 hours. My Alpha Legion.... 25 minutes.
The below poster is a champion painter who has had work shown in White Dwarf
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In wish
the next person is like me, and has only 1 or 2 well painted models.
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actually, it's more like seven... the rest will come when i'm not working 40+ hours on top of 16 units, lol
the next poster has a worse schedule than me
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It depends on what day it is
The next poster has AVG virus protection on their computer
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Nah. I keep an air pistol close to hand to protect against viruses.
The next poster is unprotected and vunerable
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More like randy and already a carrier to be more exact.
The next poster needs some Monkey luv.
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Always.
The below poster finds heterochromia disturbingly attractive.
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I prefer those that resemble an appaloosa.
The next poster prefers a solid color.
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Green's always nice.
The below poster hates green.
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Green's my favorite color, however I do hate Brussel sprouts and money.
The next poster is equally frustrated with money.
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No, but I share your hatred of brussel sprouts.
The below poster eats brussel sprouts becuse mommy told em to.
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I live on subways' meatball subs, so no sprout eatin here.
The below poster will congratulate me on my choice of sub....
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The meatball sub sounds good..... if you like men.
The below poster at least smiled a little at that.
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A grimace.
The below poster did in fact post before me, but due to some weird hole in the space time continuum his post appears beneath mine.
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how the besluber did that happen?!!
the next poster will post at the top of the next page of this thread.
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No I won't.
The below poster has a Turkey Leg in his hand.
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Nope
The below poster doesn't celebrate thanksgiving.
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yeah pretty much....
the below poster will be a confused ghost who thinks he's alive.
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No, you're all pieces of a reality made for myself as I was tired of just being omnipotent.
The next poster is little more than a Monkey's brainfart.
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i would hope not.
the bellow poster will be some badly drawn aname character.
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No, I am in fact alive, and, rather realistic looking as well.
The below poster will not bellow.
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True, I can't remember the last time I bellowed.
The poster below suspects that the director of Tru Blood really wants to direct porn movies instead.
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I thought that was just common knowledge.
The below poster also wants to direct porn.
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Two dozen questionable pictures of me with two midgets and a donkey, post two for advertisements, charge $ for membership into the site, and I'm a bajillionare!
The next poster has done the same thing only they used a hedgtrimmer and a hobo with a bum leg.
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and i thought that i had paid good money to keep that quiet...
the below poster not only leaked this out, but also participated...
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Yes, but I was off camera useing the hedge trimmer on the hobo, So only you are vidible. My participation cannot be proven.
The below poster wants the footage.
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i already have it, you may have wanted to pay more attention to the hidden camera in the hobos leg BTW.
the bellow poster will have hidden a camera in a more creative place.
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yo dawg, i put a camera in yo camera so i could watch freaky midget hedgetrimmer porn while i watched freaky midget hedgetrimmer porn.
the below poster is liking this thread.
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Well its a worthless alternative to painting 40k armies.
The next poster trolls around too much.
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I prefer the term "Modding", thanks.
The below poster trolls other trolls.
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Actually, I do like to seek trolls out and fight them in whatever way.....
lol i trolll u r sucks ass!!1111!!!:D
*ahem* Sorry bout this. One troll I recently captured just got out of the basement....here, one moment please*inserts power drill through troll's forehead*
The next poster *begins to dismember troll with a shovel* thinks this is *hacks of legs* a really, inefficient, messy, way to deal with trollz
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Brutality and efficiency rarely go hand in hand. *Nathan Explosion Voice* But it's worth it!
The below poster will not use any asterisks.
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*Blink Blink* Of course.... crap.....
The below poster heard "crap" and was reminded of cafeteria food.
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Guh. Involuntary gag reflex there.
The below poster hasn't eaten in over 3 hours.
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Yeah, those cats get fiesty when the weather turns cold.
The next poster prefers to hunt with their bare hands, compared to using "uncivilised" firearms.
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definitely, irl i've only shot a gun once, and have caught quite a few rabits and squirrels with my bare hands...
the below poster doesn't believe me...
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No, no, I...beleive you....just, please, stop reaching for my neck...
The next poster thinks that skirder's rabbit and squirrel stew is about to get a new ingredient.....
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yes. *jump kicks you into a pot*
the bellow poster will attempt to rescue him.
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Nah, I'm good. /me laughs at the struggles in the pot.
The below poster knows the definition of "nutation" without having to look at Wikipedia.
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Yeah, it's what Ted Nugent will rename the U.S. after becoming President, silly!
The next poster will have another definition of nutation.
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It's the name of an undiscovered island where nuts have developed into semi-intelligent beings that are allergic to human life.
The poster below has seen This Is It but is too ashamed to admit it on this site.
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I would be if I had. The people I know who saw it say people were falling asleep.
The below poster is a Michael Jackson fan, and will forever be laughed at everytime they post.
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not a fan, probably will still be laughed at...
the below poster is already laughing at me...
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HAHAHA!
The below poster wants to make/paint some models!
I do. But i have to work (stupid parents making me work for money i already have *grumble*)
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i don't have anything left and until i can con my parents into getting me a job i have no money to get more.
the below poster will now ask how old i really am.
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Yeah, what, 16/7?
The below poster is suspicious of my skills of deducing someones age . . .
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Nah, you're just an accomplished interwebs stalker.
The below poster will give me a new term for the internet that isn't some variation of "interwebs" or "the tubes"
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Computerised electronic medium?
the below poster will give me a cookie or tell me about the crimson fist cortez.
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Neither, and the new name for the internet shall be Nippleopolis!!! ;D
The below poster agree's with the new name and will forever call it only by that name.
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havent seen it yet nor do i want to any time soon due to the fact that i'd have to pay for it.
the below poster will *insert question here*
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*wish they didn't kill that fish*
....yeah, I killed him. Why not? He was a little beslubberer, and he got what was coming to him.
The next poster is deeply confused
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actually, i'm not, no, i don't get the reference, but i understood the interaction...
the below poster wishes that the censor would use the word foofoofla...
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Why, I don't use the censor. I hate all things censored!
The below poster shares my hatred.
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Censorship is for losers
The below poster thinks censorship makes the world better
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As I stated before I hate censorship, did you not know that I was going to be the below poster?
The below poster has been traumatized by a lack of censorship, unless it's vanity killer who will not tell us why he is so traumatized.
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Nope, haven't been traumatized.
The below poster will wonder what the Ravine is.
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Actually I could care less.
The below poster will think it's something homo-erotic and get digitally be-atch-slapped for it.
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I do think it's homo-erotic, however I'm usually more on the giving end of be-atch-slaps that the receiving.
The below poster wonders just HOW it's homo-erotic.
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i'm really not gonna try to think about it...
the below poster agrees that a change of topic is in order...
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Yes. Praise be to the poster which changes topic!
Wrong thread.
The below poster likes cheese.
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yes, the turning land raider trick is my favorite so far.
the bellow poster will tell us some more cheesy tricks that can be performed with land raiders.
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not really, i don't know any....
the below poster will elaborate on the turning land raider cheese
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Nope.
The next poster might . . .
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Ha, you wish.
The below poster won't either.
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*laughs maniacally*
the bellow poster will also laugh at skirder but for a different reason.
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HAHAHA!
I don't know . . .
The next poster will enlighten us to the turning land raider cheese.
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I am not here to enlighten, so I'll just change the subject.
The below poster just got out of bed and is at the computer naked.
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Wow, how did you know that!!!! (alternate personality)
The below poster just realized that they imagined it and needs to wash their eyes out with soap. I think it will probably be vanity killer but my alter thinks Skirder.
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shoot, win for the alter....
i did not, however picture it... just remembered how many times i myself have been on here in just boxers...
the below poster just thought "tmi"
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pfft, thats nothing you should see what I've got taped from bl's desk.
the bellow poster will succumb to curiosity and demand to see said tapes.
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You got me, I'd pay good money for those. Not my own money, of course, but someone's.
The below poster wants to know where their wallet just went ;)
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Most likely in my pants. If only I knew where those were.
The below posteris actually fully clothed.
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yes, of course I am.
the below poster has at least 3000 points of un painted models, just like me.
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I have 3000 points of unpainted Dark Elves...Not to mention the ~80 Daemonettes and the 1500 Sisters army.
The below poster has some sympathy for me and my inability to stop listening to Caramelldansen.
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No. Suffer not the witch to live!!
*Fwooosshhhhhh*
The below poster will take a mental road trip to the gutter when they see my avvy.
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Nope.
The below poster wants my constitution of human rights in the 41st millenium
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What, outlawing good haircuts? Crap that!
The below poster has school tomorrow, and homework calls, but so does the tavern.....
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No. Finished year 11 couple of fridays ago.
The below poster is in the northern hemisphere.
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Yes
The below poster loves to play against mech eldar.
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No we don't.
The below poster loves playing against mech chaos.
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Yes I do. My mech eldar are the reason your mech chaos dont like playing against mech eldar.
The below poster has advanced ordered 3 trygons/mawloks
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Nope but I have advanced ordered all of the Legion of the Damned models.
The poster below doesn't believe in global warming
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You are correct.
The below poster believes in global warming.
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Global Warming is a myth created by companies that didn't get into fossil fuels and have now found a way to sell all that left over hydrogen from when people stopped travelling by airship after the Hindenburg became a huge inferno.
The below poster agrees
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eh... i believe it's more of a political tool, but, whatever...
the below poster knows that the five trees that almost all global climate change research is based on haven't even followed the trends for the past decade...
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yes.
the bellow poster will be depressed about something and be interested in my patented "tavern therapy".
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I am. If I'm not IN uni, I'm studying for uni. If I'm not studying for uni, I'm in my job. If I'm not working, I'm trying to hang out with friends who are equally busy and can't meet up. And if I'm not doing ANY of these things, I'm in here drowning my sorrows. Help me dregogg! :'(
The next poster is comparing their life to mine, and laughing.
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Id rather have too much to do then too little. Car broke down.
Below poster cant drive.
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Well, not legally....
Below poster Loves to speed.
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I have never gone faster then 85 mph nor more then 10 over the speed limit. I rarely go 5 over.
The below poster did not apply Plato's Crito to everything
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I don't play with Plato, preferring to use my own filth instead (it maintains it's shape better ;)).
The next poster believes that the Universe is fact utter chaos and that humans attempt to make sense of this irrational reality by assigning our laws to it to make it easier to comprehend... that and that philosophy sucks.
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I'd probably agree if I'd actually read that. TL;DR
The below poster had to google "TL;DR" but won't admit it.
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Nope, ive been on the internet longer then you.
The below poster learned the hard way not to shave against the grain
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i always shave against the grain, it gets more hair... i never noticed any problems with it...
the next poster will explain why there is a problem with shaving against the grain...
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If you shave against the grain (or dry shave) it increases the chance of you nicking your skin and hence having to cover your face with toilet paper scraps. Like my dad occasionally (but thats cos hes got a double chin.
For me it doesn't matter as i dont have a great abundance of facial hair yet - but i still need to shave.
The next person has an annoying black facial har that seems to grow faster than any other.
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It doesn't bug me as much as the big mole with a fingernail growing out of it.
The next poster has been reminded about their back hump.
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No, but my back hair came to mind.
The below poster's GF makes him shave his chest.
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Better chest than balls. :P (I'm single though)
The next poster is baldy.
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No I'm in the thirties now, so hair is sprouting in all sorts of new and irritating places; I swear it falls from your head and starts protruding from other places, I'll have hobbit feet by fifty!
The next poster was suddenly concerned.
"but when will I get hair, ma said it should've happened twenty years ago... wahhh!"
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I can assure you that my concern for you is non-existant.
The below poster is deeply concerned about jawmonkey.
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Yeah, it's all about me; everyone else are just constructs of my own personal reality, due to be forgotten and erased when I'm finished with this form of consciousness.
The next poster suddenly dissappeared.
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Then I suddenly appeared as the below poster.
The below poster just imagined me appearing like Arnold in Terminator.
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thank god no...
(side not: dry shave, against the grain, 1-2 times a day, never nick it)
the below poster is jealous of my shaving skills
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Nope, I bet you I have better skills.
The below poster thought shaving against the grain was referring strictly to facial hair
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ummmm... not necessarily, i didn't specifically think that it wouldn't apply anywhere else, but i didn't think to apply it anywhere else...
the below poster is going to test out this theory... not on the face
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Learned it the hard way.
The below poster has also learned the hard way about ordering octopus at korean restaurants
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lol, my sister did...
awww... what a fun night...
the below poster believes that octopus from korean restaurants is a good choice... (unless its eidolon)
EDIT: misspelled name, apologies
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I try to avoid the tentacles.
The below poster doens't like the white and blue layout of the site.
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definitely not... and neither do my friends that i'm trying to get to join, it was actually their main concern... "wow, it's not very pretty"
the below poster not only disagrees, but loves to take advantage of white text
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I actually prefer it. The old one was too gloomy. This one goes well with my avvy
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the above poster failed to add a below poster...
this upset/confused the below poster
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Nah. I've learned not to expect too much from Eidolon
The below poster would be better off if they did the same.
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I havent been expecting too much from myself for years now
The below poster is also cynical
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nope, i actually believe that you generally have something useful to contribute
the below poster has an interesting physical attribute (example six toes, two toes stuck together, same with fingers, yellow eyes, etc)
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Actually I do. My face is bigger than my hands.
The next poster also has an interesting physical attribute.
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Well I guess. I have not thrown up since I was 2 years old. I have eaten uncooked everything, old expired everything, but never puke
The below poster is a smoker
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No, not ever in my life.
The below poster thinks I'm a prude for not smoking.
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No. I don't smoke (Not that i could even if i wanted too, as i'm allergic to tobbacco)
The next poster also does not smoke.
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Few things are more enjoyable then smoking a pipe and reading.
The below poster will tell us what he is reading right now.
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The FBI book of field agent guidelines.
The poster below finds this odd
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yes actually that you would admit that on an international site.
the bellow poster will now g stalk dunedain.
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as if i'm not already stalking dunedain... sheesh...
the below poster knows dunedain personally
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Yes
I'm not actually an agent, i just like to read they're field guides.
The next person thinks this is even odder.
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no, i find it less odd... an agent admitting it on an international website vs someone who is obviously already a nerd (look where we are) enjoying field guides from the FBI... yeah, the nerd one is less odd... i'd do it...
the below poster knew that i was hoping that dunedain would be the last poster...
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No.
Yeah, i'm a total nerd. My family and friends took a poll and declared me the nerdiest nerd in an imdediate 500 mile radius.
the poster below is not surprised.
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i've seen worse at comic con.
the bellow poster has been to games day.
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Yes once when I was 13. The worst I ever saw was the in costume star wars vs star trek debate held at a convention I was playing in a 40k tournament at. It was awful.
The below poster enjoys these kind of debates
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no.
the bellow poster will tell us their favorite cheesy trick(other than the pivoting land raider trick)
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What is the pivoting land raider trick, and I will tell you a secret trick
1-Council, eldrad/yriel, and 8 warlocks get a multi charge. Hit one squad with yriel and as few locks as needed to keep them in coherency with the second unit. This normally means 2 warlocks/yriel on one squad and 6 locks/eldrad on the other. Pop the yriel bomb, kill one unit, and make the other take loads of no retreat wounds/have to roll snake eyes to not run. Works great when one unit is a big unstoppable squad like 5 TH/SS terms and the bombed unit is a tac marine squad.
Also, a lot of people are still unaware that if a squad blows a transport up they can charge the guys inside. While not a cheesy trick my council is using its 5 spears more now.
Below poster will also share their secret trick.
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Tactical nuclear warheads and orbital laser cannons.
The below poster wants to know how those're modeled in 40k.
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Knowing you it would probably be something falic, so no.
The below poster thinks my statement will incur jambob's wrath.
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Time will tell.
The next poster is watching about foot of snow coming down outside his house.
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Na, central Texas only saw about a millimeter of snow last week, and the skies are clear today. ;)
The next poster is preparing for a 40k tournament right now.
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Yes. Unfortunately, i fear that no amount of preparation will prepare me for the half dozen veteran players, all with competitive armies that i have no chance against whatsoever. At this points, its 70% luck and 30% sneaky eldar tricks.
The next poster is in a similar situation.
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yep, except it isn't 40k, it's a feasibility report on employees abusing their break time (taking too much)
the below poster is glad that they aren't in my situation...
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yep
The next poster is going to laugh if trygon's only have str6 in the new nid codex.
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I hope they do. We dont need cheaper AND better bugs. Also, a word of advice, you dont get to be a vet without taking a lot of losses.
The below poster learned this lesson the same way i did, losing most games the first 2 years or so of playing.
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Well, i have a pretty small bad win lose ratio (Although some of my games have been very close)
The next person has also lost several games by a single kill point
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nope... most of my earlier games i got slaughtered...
then, when i started winning, and my friends didn't like playing as much, i began to lowball it... and purposefully lose or win by the smallest amount possible (yeah, i'm really that nice)...
the below poster thinks that i'm ridiculous because of this...
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I used to be that way. Now I dont care. And its good in a way. It raises the overall skill of the store making for more enjoyable games. With that said I dont run my mechdar much unless im playing in a event and need some practice. They can be easy mode against most people at my LGS. Though ive also played for years more then them.
The below poster has never played in a tournament
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I actually managed to place third in the last one (My first tournament ever), but it was more luck than skill, as i got totally slaughtered on the first round, but managed to massacre round two and draw round three. If i hadn't lost round 1 i would have placed second. *Sighs*
The poster below hates fighting daemons.
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Ive only played two games against them. First one against a very good local player and I lost with gunline marines, second against a decent local guy and I had killed off 3 quarters of his stuff by the start of turn 3 with little losses.
The below poster hates playing gunline marines
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Never tried it, but i like to assault, so i doubt i'd like them.
The next poster Hates fighting really shooty armies
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yep... i'm the guard... and i hate fighting tau, with their "i'm gonna jump out and shoot you then jump back behind this rock, and when you do get to me, you get to shoot at my shield drones" crap....
the below player disagrees...
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Definitely not. my assault heavy eldar are often taken down by one of the local tau player's battlesuit heavy tau. He jumps them out from behind his tanks, shoots, then hops back into cover, so annoying!
The next poster agrees.
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yep...
and so does the below poster... (let's see how long this goes)
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My mechdar have lost one game to tau, one of those hes popping holo tanks faster then I can pop devilfish type of games. But they always always put up a good fight and are a very hard counter to elves.
The below poster hates playing against 32 plague marines in objective missions
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Only one thing to say to that: Helios pattern battlesuits. Screw plague marines.
The below poster doesn't know what a Helios pattern battlesuit is.
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I think its gotta get within charge range to be fully effective
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INCOMPLETE POST!!!!!!
The poster below will post a complete post.
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Oh snap, I do that a lot.
The below poster has, like me, just discovered the amazing music of grace jones.
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No, I haven't and doubt I probably will
The below poster is new to the thread and thinks we are all foolish idiots who waste our time..... and will be promptly slapped down for in the kill the above poster thread.....
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fry you with my patented E-cannon for not knowing it would be me.
the bellow poster has taken interest in the internet gadgetry at my disposal.
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Sir, I wish to purchase no fewer than a half-dozen of your E-cannon for defense of the Tavern. I can pay you in cookies and internets.
The below poster will now attempt to purchase anti-e-cannon shields to assault my beloved Tavern.
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ha! i have the patent on those so i don't need 'em. *does a strafing run on the insult eh above poster thread*
the bellow poster will find a way to escalate this arms race.
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Nah, the Tavern ain't worth getting into an arms race for.
The poster below is caught up in the snow that has hit North America.
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Its not too bad here in Dayton ohio. I hate winter, throws my sleep schedule off.
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INCOMPLETE POST AGAIN!
the next person is an eldar player
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I'm afraid I'm not an anything player. Lots of half finished armies that I have yet to play a game with.
The poster below believes that the introduction of a more humane lethal injection is a bit of an oxymoron.
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Sort of, i mean, how do you humanely kill someone with a really painful poison?
The next person is also baffled by this
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True it is kind of shocking.... then again up until a short while ago Nebraska still zapped fools in the electric chair.
The below poster hopes they aren't sitting on an electric chair.
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Not really, I just purchased an electric chair from a local prison, I use it as my office chair. My chair has killed more people than your's.
The below poster is not suprized that I own an electric chair.
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Not in the least.
The poster below paces back and forth across the floor alot.
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actually... i walk in long ellipses...
the below poster had to google that...
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I do the same, for hours straight sometimes early in the morning.
The below poster is angry about something
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Not right now
the poster below has a tournament tomorrow.
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i never have time for tournaments *sigh...
the below poster thinks that i should make time...
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tournaments are fun! especially if you win
the next poster shares my opinion
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Never placed best, but always place. They can be a lot of fun depending on how the prize support is and if the missions are decent.
The below poster, like me, finally gets to leave their house after 5 days stuck inside it.
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yeah, i've been stuck in my house for a while. I get to leave for the tournament tomorrow though. And the prize support looks excellent.
The poster below loves winning prizes
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of course.
the bellow poster will have won an international tournament.
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No unfortunately, I have yet to compete in an international tournament.
The below poster thinks the new Tyranids are going to dominate the tournament scene after they come out.
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Maybe or maybe not. I can't tell just yet
The next person wishes trygons had only 4 wounds, not 6
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The more I hear about nids, the more I'm hating them.
The next poster tires of the codex creep.
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yeah
The next poster is waiting for Howling banshees to get Furious charge.
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Keep waiting, the Hrud codex has to get printed first.
The next poster, sadly, knows how the Hrud are.
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Non-existent. GW won't even do squats, much less hrud.
the next poster wishes squats had at least been included in the imperial guard codex, if not given a codex of their own.
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Nah, I want a new race; maybe something like Kroot mercs... that don't suck.
Next poster agrees.
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Yeah, I really do. Tarellian Dog Soldiers plz GW!
The next poster has been around long enough to remember squats
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no, but i know what they are.
Btw, rumor says tallarn dog people are going to be in the new tau codex likely to arrive in septemeber.
The next poster often wonders if squats will join the tau too
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tau can slob on my pointed eared knob.
inb4 7 wound crisis suits that fire 4 guns a turn at BS 5
The below poster actually knows what the above comment is based off of
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Sadly no......
The below poster has also recently changed their avatar
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Yes. It changes frequently from musician to musician. Last as eazy e.
The below poster has never listened to eazy e
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no
The next poster just won a card game
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I did best at a 12 person game of uno on thanksgiving at my grandparents.
The below poster thinks my paint scheme of silver/pink for eldar tanks is awesome.
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yes i do... that quote about the space elf from a pink tank killing the tac squad is awesome...
the below poster doesn't know what i;m talking about
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And i'm probably better off for it.
The below poster is probably Lady Gaga.
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and the whole tavern refuses to post until I do
The below poster, like myself, thinks David Lee Roth's solo stuff was better then his van halen stuff
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??
the bellow poster will pay to watch jawa monkey and starkky fight to the death.
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Hell I'll be selling tickets to that one and definitely make sure it is on pay per view.
The below poster wishes they had thought of that before me.
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no.
The next poster just placed 4th out of 7 at a local tournament, although if he hadn't been arrogant during round 1 he would have placed third
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not like you apparently, i placed second though it was against a bunch of other noobs.
the bellow poster was one such noob.
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Kind of. I screwed up on round 1, thinking i could take on all infantry gunline guard by just charging forwards and assaulting the hell out of them. Then they started in with straken's multiple squad multi assault and a whole bunch of twin linked lascannons.
"Their arrogance is matched only by their firepower"
The next person's greatest bane is also arrogance.
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It can be at times. Though I have gotten over it and can realize when I need to quit being cocky and play smart very quickly. Its all learned.
The below poster will try and apply this to his next games
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*Sighs* Yes. i had such a chance...
Thats the last time i pit my punt little eldar assault troops against an imperial guard gunline. Next time, i'm going let the little bastards come to me.
The next person massacred a salamander army today.
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nope, i worked for 12 hours...
the below poster is wondering what all that money's going to...
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Probably 40k. I tied a 4 battlewagon ork list today
The below poster will tell us the who and result of their last tournament games
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Silly Eidolon, Mods don't play 40k.
The below poster will post the results of their last 40k game to make up for my lack.
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Mechdar vs mech orks. boss, mek, nobz, 3 20 boyz mobs, snikrot and buddies, 3 kopters, 4 battle wagons.
Tied. One nob with one wound left fighting 18 guardians rolled box cars on his armor saves, and then killed two guardians, routing both squads and running both down. :o
The below poster also has a terrible dice incident in recent memory
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a mission in which i had my banshees were in reserve and i rolled 4 1s in a row to bring them in. the last three times, i only needed a 2+
The next person has had similar reserve luck.
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the dice gods seem to hate my assault marines cause they got slaughtered last game, and game before that they did'nt come in at all and still counted as a kill point.
the bellow posters' assault marines are also hated by the dice gods.
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I'm not sure about that, but my ipod is hated by the actual god, when he made it get sent through the washing machine! It survived though, so I won!
the next poster thinks god will be mad.....
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probably not...
He wants us to know how much he hates apple, you just helped spread his message, lol...
the below poster is about to scream heretic (either about God, or about apple {linux ftw})
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Linux using heretic! BSD FOREVER!
The below poster will give us all a reason to convert to their OS of choice.
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All of you do as you please, your OS is your choice.
the below poster thinks I was too lax about that and will storm in demanding compliance with their wishes
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i demand compliance with my wishes,
linux is obviously better than either mac or windows due to cluster coding...
ftw!!!
the below poster will change the subject to either
a. animal rights
b. interesting mythological creatures
c. japanese weapons
d. left handed
or e. music of choice
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It is immoral to harm griffins with left landed numchucks with listening to Duran Duran. There, covered them all.
The next poster disagrees...
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actually, i don't... it is always immoral to harm a griffon, ummm... i don't think there are left handed numchucks, but, sure, lol...
the below poster hunts griffons on a regular basis, but not while listening to duran duran
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Correct, I use Duran Duran as a call for those creepy thirty-something goth freaks; as a bonus, its sad music, so it slows them down.
"Oh! Duran Duran and a hamburger! Well I am hungry like the wolf...[BLAM!]"
The poster hates obscure text slang.
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You know, not so much anymore. now when I end up getting this garbled and abbreviated nonsense, then yes I get very angry and hunt said person down.
the below poster also hates getting random abbreviated text messages and what not
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yes
the next person hates getting wrong number calls from bill collectors.
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It's been you that's been calling me hasn't it! I know it is one of you! It really pisses me off, they won't even let you tell them that there is no one here by that name because they will only talk to the DEBTOR!!!! When I find out which one of you it is I will hunt you down!!!!!
The below poster will tell me who it is for a reward.
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How much of a reward?
the next poster will answer this question
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does it matter? It'll probably be a 2nd edition rulebook.... with missing pages.
The below poster actually wants said rulebook for "historical purposes."
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eh, not really... (best prank, go to craigslist, post something for a ridiculously low price, say you run the graveyard shift, so call in the early morning {between 2-5}, then give them a friend's phone number... really nice guitars work well for this)
the below poster is going to try the above prank...
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nah, i had my friends mustang in mind for that.
the bellow poster poster will wonder who the lucky bastard that got said sports car is.
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erm........Jim? :-\
the next poster actually knows who owns the car.
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Yeah, my brother in law is a gearhead.
The next poster would rather have a certain model from 40k over a nice car.
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Hell yeah I would! Cars are cheap, I can afford those, but 40k is expensive.
The below poster has spent more on 40k over their life than they did on their car.
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Its neck and neck, but 40k is starting to take the lead (thank God Space Marines don't break down like a mini van).
The next poster has sold something of great sentimental value, only to buy a troops choice for an army they rarely play with the money.
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Poor kidney, I will always miss thee
The below poster impulse buys at least 3 books a months
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about that, but they're always cheap, from second hand stores... my gf likes to collect old books...
the below poster thinks that this is silly...
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No. i buy around 5 books on average a month, maybe reading 3 of them. I have 5 or 6 books open at all times though.
The below poster will tell us his social security number, name, and address so prince mobamboohuu of zimbabwe can give him the 25 million dollars left for him.
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Except that he doesn't have a Social secuerity number becasue he isn't a US citizen
The below poster probably isn't nusrisng a massive hangover
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It's me, and for once I am not hungover? Spooky!
The below poster is surprized.
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???
The next poster is a teetotaller.
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never had a drop of alcohol outside of champaign and wine at the weddings i filmed...
the below poster doesn't drink either...
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vatz dhat yourz shaid?
the bellow poster will also be drunk off their arse.
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definitely not...
the below poster is a lightweight...
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I can drink a whole bottle of tequila and still be fully functional... Light weight that!
The below poster couldn't drink tequila if their life depended on it.
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I have not attempted to, so I do not know. I tend to prefer bourbon to...everything.
The below poster will also share their drink of choice.
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I do loves me a good glass of gin....
The below poster will be (Legally) unnable to drink in his state/province/duchy/whatever
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No, I'm actually feeling a lil tipsy right now and doing it perfectly within the law.
The below poster has a creepy obsession with Lady Gaga. (you know who I'm talking about)
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I'd like to poke poke poke, a-poke poke her face (with a big stick)
The next poster will pass me the stick....
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Here you go, mate, poke away.
The below poster will join in the poking.
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Wha... it's not sharpened! [throws stick down and stomps off pouting]
The next poster has been poked with a sharpened stick.
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yeah for about ten seconds. they made me clean up the mess afterward.
the bellow poster trampled someone to death during the black friday sale this year.
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Hell no. I stayed at home.
The below poster is also fed up with their LGS and considering leaving
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Nope, all three of mine are great.
The below poster wishes they had three LGS's.
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Depends what you mean by local. I've got 8 within 30 miles & 16 within 50 miles.
The poster below hasn't seen any money faces.
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No but I did see plenty of SoB running for the hills last night.
The below poster plays SoB and hates fighting Deep Strike Tau armies.
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No, I play mech elves and lurve fighting deep strike tau armies.
The below poster also eats a pound and a half of pineapple for breakfast
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No, I believe I had a pop tart this morning. It was enjoyable.
The below poster had something a bit more healthy.
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a pound and a half of pineapple is pretty healthy
whats up below poster
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this.[fries you with e cannon.]
*turns to next poster* "do you feel lucky punk?"
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*points railgun in your face* very lucky.... punk.
the below poster is waiting for one of us to pull the trigger.
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Hell, I'm looking for that infamous big red button so that I can push it myself.
The next poster would give humanity a second chance.
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Hell no. Anyone who wants to give humanity another chance has clearly never worked tech support.
The below poster has indeed work an IT job.
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I have an Associate's IT degree and that was enough to scare me away from it.
"I studied web design and image editing, I don't know jack about what you're doing."
The next poster has an even more worthless degree, or working towards it.
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nope, business admin with focus in management and accounting (in progress)
then MBA
then PhD in economics
booyah
the below poster thinks that this is overkill (looking into a PhD while still getting my BA)
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frankly I'm supprised they let you into college at all.
the bellow poser will tell us how he ninja'd his way into it.
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I would, but it would cost you $19.95 a minute. Or you could just subscribe to "The gay act's I had to preform to get where I am today".
The below poster has such a subscription.
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No
the next poster has a sister who has a crush on doctor who
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Doctor Who? Was he from Cat in the Hat? ;)
The next poster hated the original Dr. Who series.
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Wrong. I have never watched it, but I have seen Hoton hears a Who. I think there was a Dr. in it. Does that count?
The below poster will give me a referal to good Dr. in Whoville.
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It's said that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing. Therefore under new health & safety rules that would prohibit me from providing you with knowledge in case you hurt yourself.
The poster below is already wishing that Christmas was over.
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Why? The sooner it's over then the closer it is to getting hot outside again.
The below poster shares my hatred of High tempratures and humidity.
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Oh beslubbering gods *Yes*. This is why I live down here, last right before Antarctica.
The Below poster is currently sometime in the past (14th december ish)
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If you want to get technical its hard to pinpoint an exact moment in time that any of us exist in, one that isnt relative to our own that is.
The below poster is a mars volta fan *snickers*
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mars volta is absolutely horrible.
The below poster agrees
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never heard of him.
the bellow poster will break all of the laws of the tavern on their next post.
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Since that would require double-posting, you're the only one who could do that. Well, you could have if I hadn't pointed this out. :P
The below poster will do a much better attempt at breaking Tavern rules.
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You know I will. ;)
Everything the below poster touches turns to awesome.
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Dude, how did you know that?
The below poster is a badass on every level imaginable.
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Right again, sometimes I amaze even myself.
The below poster is going to attemt to further test Jambob by breaking tavern rules.
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f@%&^ yeah!
the bellow poster will end this madness.
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End this madness? That would be madnessend wouldn't it?
The poster below is rude to carol singers
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T' /who/?
The poster below me lives in the southernish hemipshere
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Does Texas count? Probably not so... no I don't.
The below poster just played the craziest tournament ever
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no
the next poster has been killed by me on the kill the above poster thread
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yes and killed you five times a day ever since.
the poster bellow will be my next victim.
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bet no.
the below poster is a 4chan troller
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not anymore...
the below poster doesn't know what 4chan is
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I do, I do, it's a, a....thing, that, erm, w-what?
the next poster will push me out of the way and answer skider's question.
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why would I do somethig like that.
The below poster is in denial of being a transvestite.
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no, thats you you're thinking of
The poster below agrees with me
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Are you saying BL and Eidolon are the same person? Cause I doubt it........
The below poster hates Space Marines more than me.
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quite the contrary, they are the easiest army for me to kill.
The next person loves slaughtering blood angels.
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i particularly like to watch the look on my opponents face when i totally slaughter those expensive death company models they seem so fond of.
the bellow poster also likes to kill their opponents mega death unit on the first turn.
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Yes
the next person is fond of signs that say "Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again"
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Yes sir, got one right outside my bedroom.
The below poster will reveal a hidden, cool-yet-useless talent that they and they alone possess.
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Let's see...
I can count to a million in Spanish (but can't speak much else)
I can accurately guess bra sizes (but is terrible at guessing ranges during 40k games)
I have the power of clairvoyance (but it only works about two thirds of the time, really)
The next poster has an even more useless talent.
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yep, i can throw my voice...
but i can't actually say anything...
just make a noise that sounds like it's coming from a few yards away...
the below poster thinks that this is interesting, but agrees that it is useless
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very useless.... possibly entertaining, but useless on the whole
the below poster can read German and already has the new Nids codex in German
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no
The next person now wishes he could read german
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I wish I could speak German, then I would understand everyone in Switzerland.
The below poster knows the pain of living in a country where everyone speaks a language you don't understand.
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no
the next poster wishes he would be nominated for an award
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Oh yes, please, I wanna win sumthin! Please let me win best profile! (hinty hint hint here people! :P)
the next poster will do me a big favour....
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maybe
The next poster has been nominated for an award
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No, not recently. On the whole I try to avoid it if I can.
The below poster is now wondering why.
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It is because you have a deep dark secret, that or furries.
The below poster is still innocent.
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Depends on what your definition of innocent is, because by my definition no.
The below poster defend my innocence or prove my guilt.
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You know I do still have all those spy-feeds from a few months back...... But I'll keep quiet for a trygon and the new Nids codex.
The below poster wants to know what's on those discs
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No, but if you mail them to me, I will shoot them and post the pictures for free.
The next poster likes shotguns.
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Yep. They're the only real guns I have fired.
The next poster is a firearm owner.
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It's amazing how one can own more guns than they can carry, but can still claim that they "need" more guns.
The next poster would rather have an "over-under" rather than a "side-by-side".
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i guess. i've got a semi-auto though which has been very good to me. no complaints whatsoever.
the below poster has little to no interest in firearms
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You obviously don't know me very well, I love guns. Because the motto that I live by is " If you gotta shoot something you might as well shoot it in the face, and anything worth shooting is worth shooting is worth shooting twice" ;D
The below poster just found new words to live by provided by me.
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No.
the next person is still shocked he got nominated for taverner of the year
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Due to my relatively short time in the tavern compared to others, I doubt it....
The below poster is the taverner of the year
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I'm the Mod, therefore I'm Taverner of EVERY Year.
The below poster is actually nominated for this year's (common) Taverner of the Year.
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Sadly no, too busy with 4Chan to deal with this 'light' stuff :D
The below poster agrees with my sig...
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no
The next poster has just posted in the riddle game
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i sent in a good one, i'm gonna go check if he posted it here in a sec.
the below poster is playing 40k for christmas
Edit: YAY he did!!! haha i am so clever ;D
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re-Send it to me. Tangi will be out for a few days, so i'll be running it.
No, but i just lost at monopoly :'(
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The above poster fails in that post.
The bolow poster saw my fail in the said Riddle game.
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sure did, tried a guess anyways.
below poster thinks they need a serious black coffee
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Maybe in 7 hours...then yes.
The below poster will accompany me to the next comicon....be my spotter as I dress up as Pedobear....maybe take some pics with unsuspecting kids and their parents....
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Sure why not, I have nothing better to do. As long as you pay my entry.
The below poster is waiting to open Christmas presents, the red one is from me. Get out of the house while you still can. 10,9,8...........
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Sadly, it was not me who received the red gift..... as I sent it back.
the below poster got a butt-ton of 40k for Christmas
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Nope don't get any presents with chrstmas.
The below poster pities me
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not even close.
the bellow poster had to spend giftmass with relatives.
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Step-relatives no less
The below poster didnt' get what they wanted for Christmas
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Of course I did, how can you go wrong with a bottle of Bacardi? They really know me!
The below poster will vote for me as Chaos Poster of the year.
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Looking for a favour eh? Prehaps I can help, if, you assist me in winning best profile. I mean, if you adjust my wing mirror, I'll adjust yours.....
The next poster thinks this is all morally dubious....
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You've overestimated me, my morals are a bit askew from normal people.
The below poster will scratch my back if I scratch his. ;) *wink wink*
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*flashes headlights* Know what, I think I will.....
The next poster will report all this to Mr Peanut or some other Global....
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No, I won't. Didn't you see the wink wink?
The below poster will probably report us.
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Nay let the mods figure it out for themselves. I aint no snitch
The below poster is a mod and will be busting
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No, but prehaps one day, I will be! And the deed is done. Now for your end of the bargin, blacklegionaire...
The next poster also needs a favour from me
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Nope, you've already done my bidding. Mwaaahaahaahaa!!!!
The blow poster is probably LRT and dosent think I will hold up my end of the bargain, but I will because I like the feeling of being in control.
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I'll give you the benifit of the doubt, for now.....
The next poster will be one of the mod squad
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I wish
The next person also wishes he had modly powers
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I have too much athoritiie already.
The below poster will also vote for me as chaos poster of the year.
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Nope, my vote belongs to Qui Gon Jinn
The next person will vote for Irisado as the eldar poster of the year
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I could care less about the eldar... BL you have my vote.....
the below poster has also fallen for a shameless campaign plug recently
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I did. As soon as I saw the "Why settle for the lesser evil?" poster, Cthulhu had my vote.
The below poster would rather have Cthulhu run their country than whoever their respective leader is now.
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I believe they're one and the same actually
The below poster summons deamons as a hobby
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Hey my chaos marines are free from the taint of mutation.... sadly we they are also dust in their power armor...
the below poster has underestimated the Thousand Sons and paid dearly
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Never even fought them, and I'm sure they are nothing that a barrage of demolisher cannons can't sort out! ;)
The next poster will be Blacklegionaire (Thanks for the help BL! :D)
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Anytime ;)
The below poster is wondering what we are refering to.
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nope I've seen the last page.
the bellow poster will notice that I've returned to the tavern today.
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yes, now go post in the kill the above poster thread, cause I have a great robot kill in mind.
The below poster is disturbed I think up new ways to kill in this forum
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not in the slightest.
The below poster will ask for a nonination in there particular forum.
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Already got one.
The below poster is pissed because no-one nominated him.
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Nope! I received, THREE, nominations across TWO categories! ;D
The next poster will invoke the Tangi Pledge....
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What pledge?
The next person is trying to convert a broken falcon into a wave serpent
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Read the sig (you adjust my wing mirror, I adjust yours ;))
And no, no converting damaged goods here.
The next poster WILL need tangi's help
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i'll need all the help i can get.
the next person hates having the links in they're e-mails randomly expire after a certain period of time.
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Never had that problem, I dont use email for anything.
The below poster, like me, has never seen an anime other then spirited away
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Indeed, I just pretend like I do to get the hot Otaku chicks.
The below poster believes those last few words to be an oxymoron.
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Yes, otaku women are
POOP
The below poster has never lost a game of 40k
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I wish
the next poster has lost many, many battles (Many of them by one pt)
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Not recently no, Ive only lost to one person with my eldar army.
But for most of the years I played I lost almost all my games.
The below poster has a similar story
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Yes
the next person hates the song "Shiny happy people"
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Looking it up now
(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.indabamusic.com%2Fshared%2Fpost_images%2F0000%2F0240%2Fj0402101.jpg&hash=819d5ecb5fa9841fead4b42ccae6f0496eb808ba)
The below poster thinks the mars volta's lyrics are "deep and intelligent"
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not really
The next person is bad at typing and makes lots of typos
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No, i spend so much time on the computer that my typing is pretty much immaculate
The below poster also has this issue, and realized they need to get off before they get carpal tunnel
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No, i don't think i'm quite in danger of getting carpel tunnel just yet.
the next poster almost forgot to put this line in his post.
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I'm a Mod, I do not forget and I do not forgive.
The below poster wasn't the least bit intimidated by that.
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Ill ban your ass, be-atch
The below poster finds Faust surprisingly readable
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Not really.
The next poster has strained a muscle in his back and is no having trouble moving his left arm.
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Nope actually my right arm. Broke my collar bone, can move it just limited range of motion.
The below poster isn't surprized that it took me a week to go to the doctor.
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not surprised at all
The next person plays eldar
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Hmm. I play real Eldar, but not their pathetic Craftworlder cousins.
The below poster will not be voting for BlackLegionnaire.
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depends on what awards he's up for
The next poster shall vote for me as taverener of the year
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I am nominated for chaos poster. I think I did nominate you.
The below poster has already nominated me or will.
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Yep!
The next poster is laughing at how desperate I am to win something.
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Nope don't we all want to win something?
The below poster will or already has voted for me on the fiction board.
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NO, but I will go do it now.
The below poster likes to nominate people for the wrong awards. Such as marine players for tau poster and what not.
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Only for my own beefit. :)
The below poster will go nominate me on the Chaos boards unless they already have.
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Did it already.
The below poster is in competition with me for eldar poster of the year
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Nope but, you got my vote.
The below poster want my vote also.
-
I need all the votes i can get
the next person is wants the voting to start soon
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I hate to vote; I like surprises.
The next poster always votes for the wrong person.
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How can it be the wrong person if you vote for yourself. It's ok Jawmonkey, are you having a little buyer's remorse because you voted for Obama?
The below poster is equally self-centered and dosen't have issues with voting for themself.
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Only if there is nobody else good to vote for.
The next person shall adopt the tangi pledge
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what is the tangi pledge?
The below poster is from eastern europe
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how about Germany and 2 hundred years ago?
The next poster will make a snide remark about how I'm hundreds of years old now.
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Judging from your picture im not surprised
The below poster caught the clap
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what is the tangi pledge?
Look in tangi's signature
The below poster caught the clap
no
The next poster needs to get painting.
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Yes, Ive been meaning to paint these guardians for the last 3 hours, but have been reading/cleaning/browsing the internet instead.
The below poster enjoys tea with their tobacco
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Allergic to tobacco, not a big fan of tea
the next person shares my opinion.
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Hate tobacco, so so with tea. :-\
The next poster will invoke my pledge (read the sig! ;)).
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i shall
the next person will also do this
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No I shall not.
The below poster is considering a new army other than Nids
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Currently working on my eldar and wood elves, but almost done with both so when i am i'll probably start either crimson fists or imperial guard.
The poster below needs to restock on plasticard.
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Never owned any plasti card. I honestly think models look best unpainted.
The below poster shares this sentiment.
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Not really.
the next person needs some brown ink.
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Nope, have no use for it.
The below poster put's hot sauce on everything.
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I eat alot of hot sauce, preferably tabasco. Nothings better for breakfast than a plate of eggs and bacon all covered in hot sauce.
The next person agrees.
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Steak and eggs for me.
The below poster think eggs are incredibly edible.
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yeah
The next poster is a mod
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Nope, do really think JamBob actually watches us.
The below poster will be JamBob failng to weild his modly wrath at me.
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no
The next person is going to see avatar tonight
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If I drink enough I might think I am watching Avatar. But, wouldnt go see it and not remember.
The below poster like me is already getting their drinky on and wish's they had gag award's like drunkest poster and most likely to be a serial killer.
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that's so obvious i wont even dignify it with a response.
the bellow poster will nominate me for best space marine poster(or tau which ever).
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I hate voting, prefering surprises instead.
The next poster once nominated themselves for a popularity contest.
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Like I'd even win! :'(
The next poster will be dregogg, looking for a nomination from yours truly (And like the pledge says, you help me, I'll help you...)
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Oh, I've got a present for you... but that can wait, for now; seriously though, I don't vote, I really like surprises. When I do have to choose something, I generally flip a coin, unless the decision would be obvious (e.g. "Your money or your wife!", appropriate response: "Take my wife, please!")
The next poster understands the devotion to the Gods of chance.
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dude i play semi meq ninja tau.
the bellow poster will be rover willing to make a shady deal with me.
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Yes, I am rover (in disguise, shhh), send your armies to me and I will send you the "package". ;)
The next poster will send me something.
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No, unless you send me something first.
The be below poster will be dregogg making me a shady deal, for chaos poster.
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*appears next to bl* "you got me on space marines I'll cover you on chaos."
the bellow poster will be leading the bust on these shady deals.
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Oh yeah! You send me something and I swear I'll send you something in return (I'm a Monkey of my word too, so PM for my armies, better yet, I might start a special trade thread...).
The next poster is interested.
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Maybe?
The below poster is in on the deal
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Hell yeah, here's the link (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=194403.0)
The next poster is invited as well! (e.g. secret model math trade)
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Um.. sure?
The next poster doesn't know/remember me.
I will be surprised if someone does.
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Remotely familiar, I recignise the name only. Have I thrown doo at you? Well, just in case...
[throws slimy doo into your right eye. It stings a lot]
The next poster has undoubtedly been covered in feces, too bad it wasn't mine.
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Well. Only since the post above.
The below poster has not been covered in feces.
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Naw, Jawmnkey is always throwing poo at me. But, luckily I'm too fast for his dunb monkey brain.
The below poster is dregogg and owes me one.*wink wink*
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No
the next person is evil
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No, not yet.
The below poster knows how I will go down the path of Evil.
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Hand in hand with the Monkey God; raping, pillaging, pooping (and throwing it), spreading disease and good will to all life.
The next poster isn't remotely fit to be classified as evil.
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*smiles cutely with puppy dog eyes, as several small animals run over to and snuggel up on Tangi's hood under the warmth of his running engine, as a ray of holy light beams down from the heavens above through the clouds* Your right, I'm not. ;D
The next poster is sickened by this...
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Yes, I flap my arms in a sick mockery of an avian creature, but still manage to take off the ground, and I defecate all over your shiney hood; now you look more like a real Land raider, yes?
The next poster has had a birdie mess up their car immediately upon leaving the car wash (its happened to me).
"Arrgh, you'll pay little bird, oh yes you will!"
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Nah, but that's because I almost never go to car washes.
The below poster, like me, sometimes can't find their car underneath all the dirt.
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Its the only thing holding it together (past, nicer car got washes, not the Jeep).
The next poster has a compact rattletrap.
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Nay.
The next poster needs another vote in a crucial nomination...and tangi will provide!
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I always need votes. always.
The next person too is always in dire need of votes
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All the time.
The next poster is new to the thread.
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No
The next poster is in the middle of a rules debate.
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actually yesterday yes :P
The next poster has a liking for candy
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Sweet sweet chocolate....
The below poster has been hypnotised once
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I ammm a lucky duckling..... I am a lucky duckling.... *SNAP* Thanks for bringing back memories of freshmen year, we had a hypnotist come in and do stuff to people... :P
The below poster is on a laptop.
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nope
the next poster need to start painting some eldar
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Never! Only chaos for me but, thinking Orks are next.
The below poster will vote me Chaos poster of the year, or make me a secret deal.
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depends... how much are you willing to pay? :P
The next poster is a chick.
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Wrong!!Wow, you have bad taste in chicks if you think I'm one.
The below poster thinks I would loog good in a bikini. :o
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No.
The next poster is a frequent poster over in the eldar boards.
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only if I wanted to flame people :P
The below poster is either Dunedain or Black Legionaire.
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No! It is I, LRT, friend of Dunedain and Black Legionaire! ;D
The next poster couldn't care less.
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I do care... you made me wrong... ):
The below poster is either LAND ROVER TANGI, dunedain, or black legionaire! HAHA!
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are you psychic? or did someone send a link to the live camera feed?
The below poster will vote for me, Chaos poster of the year! I made orks concede today very happy.
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Don't worry, I had you covered! ;)
The next poster hates me.
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No in the least. You voted for me! :)
The below poster will do the same.
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As long as you keep being my supplier.... ;D
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incomplete post.
the next poster is in the process of converting a wave serpent grav tank from a falcon grav tank.
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Nope, I'm building Tarellian Dog Soldiers!
The next poster was left shell shocked by my biltizkreig through the eldar board and the tavern, nominating Dunedain 4 win! 8)
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Yep, but i recovered quickly.
The next person will vote for tangi
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incomplete post.
sorry for ruining your below poster post )))):
and i might vote for Tangi...
The below poster is eating dinner.
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no, but i will be in a few minutes
The next person is eating roast beef for dinner.
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Lol nope sorry, Its gonna be pizza hot pockets for me! :)
The next poster is under the age of 20.
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I'm 32, and I feel damned old.
The next poster is just a greenhorn.
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I have a.....horn. And I'm currrently green.:-\
The next poster will carry on...
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carry on what?
The next poster is good at chess
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How'd you know? Well I like to consider myself good....
The next person doesn't know how a knight moves.
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Nope, but I'm fairly knowledgeable as to the moves of his lady.
The next poster wishes they could be knighted.
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Why, what's the point? The day is only going to come around again. :P
The next poster will congratulate me on my knowledge skills.
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You exhibited no exemplary knowledge skills though.
The next poster prefers wisdom over knowledge.
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actually I'm such a noob I beleive there both the same :P
The below poster owns a webcam
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Yes, but it is disabled. When I had it hooked up I was too paranoid that you all were watching me.
The below poster wonder's what footage the tavern has on me.
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Wonders? I know what the tavern has on you, cause I helped out with that surveillance system... that is still active.
The below poster is willing to give me an entire CSM army for the tapes
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* Goes over to e-bay* *Buys junk lot of csm, most of which is trash* Sure
The next poster hates webcams
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Of course I do, didnt you read my earler post.
The below poster dosen't know that I am watching them and is considering disabling their webcam now.
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Don't own one
The next poster is in the middle of a snowstorm
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Way off on that one.
The below poster owns a webcam. Is you sitting there, wash that nasty shirt.
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The webcam doesn't work so I know you aren't looking at me...
The below poster is the one BL was watching
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Nope.
The below poster is who I am watching, comb your hair jackass!
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Like i said, i don't own a webcam
But how did you know i need to comb my hair?
The next poster is listening to music
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I have other ways to watch you and am listening to TooL.
The below poster has yet to brush their teeth.
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wrong
the next poster spends far too much time in the tavern
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What would give that Idea?
The below poster will nominate me for most helpfull and funniest poster.
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nah, i nominated irisado for most helpful
although i could nominate you for most funny
the poster below has adopted the tangi pledge
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Win at any cost, yes.
The below poster will nominate me for something and will tell me what their tiny avy really is.
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already did both
The next poster posts here often
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Yep
The blow poster need's a favor.
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paint my house?
The below poster is green, small and lives in a pond.
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I'm green, weigh close to 3 tonnes, and live in a garage with a roof. So that's one out of three correct! ::)
The next poster broke into me, or will do.
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well maybe not you, but some doush cougar broke into my local news channels truck!
the next poster will notice that I rule the tavern games forum with a massive 12 threads!!! but i need to leave now, the fooball games on! byebye
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Well, i wouldn't say you rule. After all, that title would belong to me. ;)
The next poster agrees
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right on one thing but i am the true puppeteer behind the curtain.
the bellow poster is another of my meat puppets.
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No
The next poster needs to get off the computer in a few minutes
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why i just got on.
the bellow poster is now trying to g-stalk me.
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I don't need to
the next person is scouting the internet for new Gw rumors.
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Nah, I've got a man on the inside. Says they're bringing back Squats next edition.
The below poster doesn't believe me.
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I can't believe you fell for that one, but seriously though... HRUD!!!
(25pts troops, W5 B5 S4 T4 W3 I4 A5 L10 +3++4, pair of assualt 17, S8 AP1, 48" TL rending, poisoned, assualt-sniper meltas!!!!!!)
The next poster will now sell their army in anticipation.
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Never.
The below poster is on their way to the polling booth to vote for me as Chaos poster of the year, as well as all my other nominations. :)
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actually youre right on that one, but im voting tangi for profile... ): sorry
the below poster is voting for tangi for profile of the year!
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Actually the polling booth won't be up for 48 hrs.
The below poster is anticipating winning an award.
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Yeah, they promised me an untarnished soul to do with as I please if I win!
The next poster is willing to sell their soul for a Pop Tart.
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No, but I did sell my soul for a bag of potato chips once.
The below poster, through a complicated series of trades, probably owns at least a portion of my soul.
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Yeah, but now I can't get rid of it.
The next poster is actually afraid of selling their soul.
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Nope it's up to the highest bidder.
The below poster is on the way to the polling booth to vote for me as most helpfull and funniest member. Jawmonkey got mine for oddball and tangi got for best profile.
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Depends on my mood.
The below poster has seen this avatar picture before.
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I'll agree, if I get your vote.
The below poster needs my vote but will only get it if I get your's first.
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Nah, I got it already....from a certain funny, helpful, black and gold poster. ;)
The below poster needs a vote too...
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Didn't I just tell you that I did?
The below poster will now go vote.
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No I won't, I'll sit here and gripe after you win, but I won't participate at all, thus making an ass of myself.
the below poster is wondering where that came from.
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Nope, making an ass of yourself is kinda your trademark.
The below poster will do anything to get votes.
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Yup, I run a very dirty campaign.
The below poster will ask me for a favor.
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Please nominate me next year!
the below poster thinks i should have been nominated for best profile.
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Dark Corsair in 010, you'r probably gonna have to remember alot of brain cells will be dead in a year.
The below poster will ask for a similar nod next year in exchange for their vote as Chaos poster this year.
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maybe
the next person will vote me as taverner of the year
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In exchange for your chaos vote.
The below poster will agree to said deal.
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"Deal"? PFFT. Deals are for the poor fools without Modly powers.
The below poster would sell their neighbor's soul for Modhood.
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i would probably go crazy and start changing the text to make it look like people were saying "i'm stupid and i love stupid people"
the below poster is stupid and loves stupid people.
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Nope, but love laughing at stupid people.
The below poster has or is on their way to vote for me.
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yep
the next poster is up for taverner of the year
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If I am I don't know about it. It would be nice though
The below poster is going to vote for me next year as taverner of the year.
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You wish. My vote remains a closely guarded secret.
The below poster voted for me for Taverner of the Year
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Your name is Jawmonkey right?
The next poster is a mod that can 'fix' the polls...prob. not though.... :'(
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Nope, it's just me, but I have a few conect's that may be able to do some fixing. :) Unless by Free Candy in the van you are saying your a pedophile. >:(
The below poster just got into Sanctjud's van and just found out there was no free candy. :o
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Oh there was candy alright. But I had to wear a blindfold, so I had to guess what it was I was eating. And there was a rabbit too! But I couldn't see it either. He was absolutely scared stiff, and when I petted him, he was sick on my hand....
The next poster wants in on this.
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NO, definatly, NO!!!
The below poster witnessed this and will tell Tangi what really happend then seek help for PTSD.
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No
The next person has
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I prefer to stay away from all kinds of homo-pedophiliac behavior. It's just not becoming.
The below poster is Sanctjud looking for someone else to get in the van
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Nah. Sancty's van is cool, but not really my vehicle of choice.
The below poster will be someone other than Snacty. (Which has returned since Shade is posting again.)
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It's me again..... waiting for the BCS Championship Game to come on.
The below poster wants Texas to win
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Nah, hat anythinhing texan, expecially cowboys.
The below poster loves the Redskns!
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I despise the Redskins.... Peyton is the man and should be MVP again.
The below poster thinks the Colts coach should be fired for being a girl scout.
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No.
The belos poster will vote for me as chaos oster of the year!
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Already did. You should vote for me as taverner of the year....
The below poster did vote for me and I appreciate it.
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sorry... but no :( I was sick with the swine flu, so no posting...
The below poster doesnt care that I had swine flu.
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I'm torn... as a Nurgle player I would say it's a blessing...actually this is the Taverns...aren't you the lucky one madscience...Grandf ather Nurgle is sending you a message... play Nurgle CSMs...do it ;)
I praise those that venture into the van...I (unlike Pedobear) support love of all kinds.
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*shudders* I'm not going back there...again. :-[
The next poster realises that Sanctjud is playing the wrong game.
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Yup, what's it to you?
The next poster plays in the praise game too...and praises the 'love.'
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I play there, yes. ???
The next poster advises I run away from Sanctjud right now.
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Why run?... My love knows no boudaries, not even law enforcement.
The next poster loves the feeling of lube all over...
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naked chick lube wrestling, maybe.
The below poster has never seen "old school".
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Nope.
The next poster likes sandwiches...betwee n me and the side of the Candy Van.
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ewww :o
the next poster thinks that sanct has crossed the line.
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What line?
The next poster will not admit it, but is excited to 'try it out'...see if 'it' fits.
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no. no. nonono. nope, no, nonono.
whats no in spanish?
the below poster gives free candy to little children.
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You seem to have mistaken me for Chuckles.
The below poster is responsible for the police chopper currently circling my neighborhood.
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"I swear I didn't know she was 3 years old."
The below poster is responsible for all the dirty talk to 'Catch a Predator.'
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wrong again sanct :P
The below poster is not a lazerous penguin.
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Depends, have you voted for me as Chaos poster of the year.
The below poster will get slapped with the Talon of Horus if they haven't voted for me. ;D
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Since i have that won't happen.
The below poster didn't vote for BL and is geting slapped
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Nope it's me. ;D
The below poster will get slapped for not voting. >:( Unless it's Steel Resolve in which case he will tell everyone he knows to vote for me.
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VOTE BLACK LEGIONNAIRE AS CHAOS POSTER OF THE YEAR.... or else.
The below poster wonders what I mean by or else...
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Or else you'll bend over and let me fill you up.
The below poster likes to be tied up.
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No, definitely not. Most definitely not by you.
The below poster has been tied up by Sanct before.
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thank god no.
The below poster wants sanctjud.
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I love myself so much I share the love with others...even those who are unwilling to have their virgin ears, eyes, nose, mouth, etc, etc, explored.
The below poster would rather i said 'probed' than 'explored.'
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well, Im not much of a politically correct person...
the below poster has been seduced by sanctjud.
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*Holds a mirror in front of madscience*
The below poster is someone I'm fondling through the internet.
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eww.... umm.... no...
the below poster knows nothing! Nothing! mwahahaha
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I know nothing but the warmth of the insides of the meatbags called humans...
The below poster is spending far too much time in the Tavern Games.
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On the contrary, I know everything. Even Sanctjud's riddle couldn't stump me!
amphetamine parrot, ninja post. Ok, I'm in the tavern too much, but I can't find the door! :-[
The next poster will try and vandalise me.
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Hey there...that's a mighty wide tailpipe....I think I've got something to stuff it with.
The next poster is one of two of tonight's beeyotches of mine.
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no thanks... going to bed alone tonight for me... :P
the below poster is a post ninja.
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You have no idea.... I ninja loot panties and leave my seeds on you all when you are sleeping.
The below poster will feel it but never hear me coming...<---I was hesitant between using o or u...
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im sure you were sanctjud... im sure you were :P
The next poster is either intrigued or disgusting by sanctjuds current status...
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I'm sure the other Tavern Gods are not suprised....this is the treatment I give to all the Fresh Meat in the Tavern Games.
The below poster loves it...and swallows.
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never have, never will...
the next poster is not fresh meat.
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As the second Tavern God here...no...remembe r I support all types of love.
The next poster would like to experiment too...
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I think I didd llast nite, got drunk, got a room with a perfect 10 and woke up with a 5, just got hoome stillll drunk.
The belo poser is not supreyezed.
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Judging by what i have seen on the surveillance we have on you, I have one question actually... WTF were you thinking? Did you forget what happened last time?
The below poster is new and wants to see the surveillance feeds.
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I'm new and improved in the sexual assault suspect deparment!
The below poster actually read up on the foreplay madscience and I had last night on these boards.
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umm... eww... no.
lol :P
the below poster just now noticed im the newest subject of sanctjuds unnervingly disturbing trend of acting like pedobear.
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Nope, look under your name. With Sanctjud the newer the better.
The below poster try and help Madscience from pedobear.
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O sure, ill definately help myself.... :P
for a second I thought maybe I had gotten the custom title "fresh meat"... lol
the below poster has a custom title
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And it's better than the one before.
The below poster wants to take a ride on BlackLegionaire's face.
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No I don't I think it's impossible.
The blowe poster will look out the window and see me and Sanctjud watching from the van with Binoculars. We are just that Chaosy.
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i hope not... I do have a shotgun and a combat knife though :P
the below poster is creeped out by stalkers
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No I love my stalkers.
The below poster is one of my stalkers.
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*Hides recording device* Sure...
The below poster would love to watch 2Girls1Cup all day.
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I watched 2 girls and me 1 cup last week, much better.
The below poster wishes they had the footage.
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I praise you for consuming their bodily fluids and stuff that exits their bum.
The below poster likes the taste of human-internally-made chocolate....
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No.
The below poster has tasted aforementioned chocolate.
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*Holds a mirror towards BlackLegionaire* Didn't you like it as it forces its way down your throat and air pipe?
The below poster would like to join in the baby seal bashing.
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"Clubbin clubbin, clubbin, clubbin, clubbin the baby seals!" Wait, what'd you say?
The below poster thinks I am pure evil now.
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I know you are, You aligned with me long ago.
The below poster just woke up in Sanctjud's van and it hurts when they sit.
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nope, never fell asleep last night...
the below poster notices the alarming number of mock pedophiles infesting the tavern games
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I simply do as I am
paid told and ignore it all.
The below poster is stunned by this.
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Nope, you are among my legion.
The below poster will join my legion and will be granted Chaosness!
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My soul is to pure
The next poster almost had a heart attack when he received an e-mail from Gw telling him there ill be new blood angels, and they will be running heavy on assault squads and dreadnoughts. (aka, good bye eldar)
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I could care less as I hate loyalist marines.
The below poster is excited and is already figuring how to proxy their Black Templars, Dark Angels, Codex Marines Space Wolves as Blood Angels. Also said poster is earning my wrath.
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No, i'm just trying to figure our how i'm going to cope with all the blood angels players at my local store. If there are going to be as many dreadnoughts as it looks like there will be, my eldar will be in trouble bad.
The next poster agrees
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Oh yes, very much so.
The below poster can't wait to pwn a Blood Angel army and prove they aren't undefeatable.
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Nope, chaos all the way.
The below poster agrees!
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No, i am too noble for chaos
the next poster is listening to music right now
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sorry, couldn't hear you over my music that I am playing
the next poster will go read the 'story' I just posted in the Space Tavern.......and wish they hadn't. :P
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If I only had a Banhammer.... ;)
The below poster will try to take advantage of the fact that I (might) be slightly less vigilant over the next few weeks because I'll be extra busy building robots. (http://www.usfirst.org)
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*Takes out the Vasaline* Time for some fun with the fresh meat!
The below poster can't wait to be lubed up in their back doors.
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Sorry, my backdoor is exit only. :)
The below poster has a backdoor entrance.
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Hmm I have to say no, I don't.
The below poster has had their backdoors lubed by Sanct.
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See above.
The below poster has been propositioned by sanct, but couldn't agree on a price.
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He can't afford me.
The below poster wants to know my price.
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Can i pay by they quarts or man goo?
The below poster would love to contribute to the pot to buy Jambob's virgin ... I don't think any part is virgin anymore...maybe the backdoor.
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I'd throw in just because I am pretty sure Jam is 100% virgin. :)
The below poster is plotting with the council of Chaos to keep me from winning Chaos poster of the Year.
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I'd throw in just because I am pretty sure Jam is 100% virgin. :)
The below poster is plotting with the council of Chaos to keep me from winning Chaos poster of the Year.
Na. Ever since I tried to join and Qui Gon Jinn told me I was just begging for a title (REALLY Qui Gon? I'm already an Autarch and POC leader, but whatever), I haven't tried to plot ANYTHING with the Council of Chaos.
However I feel your pain, as I'm up for Eldar Poster of the Year, but Irisado is so skilled at beating me to the punch post, I think he's going to take it this year. ;)
The next poster thinks forum awards are a total waste of time.
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Actually, no I am up for Taverner of the Year, and you should all vote for me.
The below poster is going to vote for me as Taverner of the year cause I already voted for them to get another award
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Sorry, mate, but my vote's already been cast. ;)
The below poster is in the running for more categories than me this year. (Not that hard)
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does space marines and whatever else the tavern has put me up for since i've been gone count?
the bellow poster will have noticed i was gone for about a week now.
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Nope, who the hell are you and when do you bend over the bench?
The below poster doesn't mind exits and entrances to their backdoors.
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Exit only!
The below poster just escaped Sanct's van.
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Luckly, it's not very good off road! :P
The below poster was not so fortunate.....
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No, the Gods of Chaos are on my side.
The below poster is the current occupant of Sanct's van.
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No, I actually assisted in the freeing of Tangi.
The below poster is the current occupant, and is in suffering right now.
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I'm in the truck... and I'm suffering from a lack of preschools in my area..., have to drive so far for some action...
The below poster will look up 'Guro Chan'...do it...just do it...click it...it's 100% work "safe"...
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no thanks, im not quite ready to throw up my dinner yet...
The below poster is a lazerous penguin.
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....no, merely a foot soldier in the LPG.
The next poster will be madsceince, crying over LPG's latest conquest (i.e., ME! ;D)
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No tears. :'( okay maybe some tears :'(
One more for them
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I can't cry, I sold my tear ducts for bullets.
The next poster sold their soul for a cheeseburger, and then didn't eat it.
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See above.
The below poster is being chased by Sanct.
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Thank god no.
The below poster is madscience crying about Lazerous Penguin Germany.
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No. I'm the one who made him cry over Lazerous Penguin Germany! ;)
The next poster will convert to LPG...
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No, I'm not a follower, or a leader. I'm just an outsider who can be bought for the right price.
The below poster is a Lazerous Penguin who has the right price in hand.
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Nope!
The below poster has kapt me from being one.
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I will if you bend over and hold your ankles.
The below poster loved 'Faces of Death'.
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Alas, I don't even know what you're referring to.
The below poster wants an excuse to use the word "alas"
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Alas, I loved faces of death!
The below poster is watching it right now.
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You are fapping to it with me...
The below poster is interested in watching Faces of Death.....you could get as horny as watching Bible Black, but they are two completely different subjects...speaking of Bible Black.........time for an avy change...... ;D
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You know how Chaosy I am I love faces of death! :)
The below poster isn't as Chaosy.
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Almost right, although I did once have a nice collection of Chaos Space Marines.
The next poster, enjoys painting rather more than they should.
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Not really, winning is my main concern.
The below poster has a sub par win percentage.
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I'm getting better
The next poster is listening to matchbox 20.
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Never, Rob Thomas is a douce bag!
The below poster narrowly escaped being caught in sanct's van.
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*Spot light shines on Dunedain*
Rob Thomas might be a douche bag, but Santana balances things out.... at least Smoothe was good to dance too...
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I'm too Chaosy to dance! So, i'll the fact that it was an incomplete post slide because you are nearly as Chaosy.
The below poster will be angered that Sanct left an incomplete post and will unleash there wrath on him.
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Nah, RememberTheGoodOldD aysOfScrewingWithGa mes?Prob.NotBecauseYouW eren'tHere...
The below poster would love that have that old game back in existence...
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No! Under my regime, there will be no such thing! >:(
The below poster will help make this happen. :)
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Poster of the year or not, as long as teh post counters are not fixed, no one be getting into the CoC.
The below poster does not love Chaos enough to get a title for it.
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Who says I wanted a title, or to be in the CoC.
The below poster has a title and had to do filthy things to get it.
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No I'm not Jambob..... Did I really just go there?
The below poster did do filthy things to get their title, but is not Jambob.
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No title and the CoC is doing everything to keep me from getting one, and Sanct is behind it.
The below poster will tell me why?
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no clue... however I do think the LPG is behind it!
The below poster just sneezed
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No
The next person is eating while typing
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Eating Putty-pu.
The below poster posts here long enough to know the 4.5 Tavern Gods.
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I'm an atheist. I was an atheist, until I learned of JamBob.
I am an Atheist again
And now I'm not!
The next person shares my opinion, and cares not who claims to be god because Jimmy is the only true lord and master of all.
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Sadly, you're incorrect, just watch as I excerise my
Godly Modly powers. *click*
The below poster thought my timing couldn't be better.
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It was pretty good actually.
The next poster will be JamBob, vandalising my post as well in order to satisfy his need for idolization.
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No, but I will vandalise and satisfy one of my needs...
[Monkey demonstrates to Tangi, his Silverback Mountain actionTM, on Tangi :-* - who later cries :'(]
The next poster should likely be going to bed.
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At some point.
The next poster is an atheist again.
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Reality is like a champaigne flute made from snowflakes; impossibly fragile and unlikely to survive long, but beautiful beyond description. I simply cannot believe that all of reality is just here by chance and random events, something keeps us here.
The next poster doesn't really know what to believe and instead of finding out for themselves, will resort to repeating something they heard from an associate.
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I'm sorry officer, I really didn't know she was only 3 years old.
The below poster only sees jail-bait and not jail-bait when they walk around.
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Not true, I live in a college town, so I see lots of just-barely-not-jail-bait (too bad I like them in their late twenties, early thirties).
The next poster is now thinking of hotties from days gone by, or one they saw today.
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hhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm mm so true he was soo hot
the next poster wounders if i am a guy or not
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3 holes or 2 holes, it matters not, as long as there's a mouth or butt it's game.
The below poster loves hunting 2 legged deer.
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If you mean prostitutes yes, I prefer to hunt them. They will get in if you show them a 20.
The below poster just left one and his balls burn!
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Pay for nookie indeed! Ravishing is free by default!
The next poster is an amateur at ravishing.
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Hmmmm, don't really partake of such things.
The below poster is a sick disturbing individual.
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No, but i have a feeling if look hard enough here you'll find some people who fit that description well.
The poster below prays to eldar gods.
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who is it? ???
The next poster is my pal, Dunedain. If so, hi! :D If not, aww. :(
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yes, and Hello
The next person will say hello as well
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Okay, hi.
The next poster will have posted on this page
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Yep!
The next poster will slash my tires, cause they find me irratating.
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no
the next person often spends his spare time coming up with new strategies and battle plans.
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Well... you've probably seen how many articles and army lists I've written up for the Eldar, and that's only one of the 6 armies I have. ;)
In summary, I don't have any spare time, because I spend so much time doing exactly what you said. ::)
The next poster is intimidated by the new Tyranid codex.
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No.
the next person has found Chaplain Swordwind's Articles very helpful, as i have.
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Oddly enough, yes. It's creepy when a Tavern Dweller displays competence, isn't it?
The below poster has also written helpful articles.
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Nope, not articles, only long posts for CSM, SM, and Eldar. But there's not enough sex in the normal forums.
The below poster knows how lazy I am to actually do something refined enough for article quality, Nurgle knows I've written alot of stuff.
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Error indeed! You didn't complete the post! >:(
The below poster is Tangi or is saddened by the fact that he didn't win.
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It is grandly unfortunate that he did not win this year. still, there is always next year.
The next poster has also lost some awards.
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It's me, Tangi. Didn't win, and I'm feeling blue. But don't worry, I'll bounce back!
The next poster did win something. And if so, congrads! :)
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Nope..... nothing.
The below poster didn't vote for me and has earned my wrath.
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I don't remember voting for you.
The next poster voted for Mr. Peanut as best global mod
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I did. Because he is!
The next poster didn't vote for Mr. Peanut.
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Nay, i voted peanut as well
The next person voted Adrastros as best article writer of the year
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I didn't even vote in that! :)
The below poster will vote for me as Chaos Poster of the year!
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Okay. ;D
The below poster hasn't voted for BL as Chaos Poster of the year.
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Course I did!
The next poster will win (insert army board name here) Poster of the year.
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Wishful thinking.
The below poster wishes they won an award.
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Well, I do think I deserved one or two, but I think "wish" is a little too strong a word... they aren't THAT important to me.
The next poster DID win one.
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Points at Starky. He won the funniest member.
The below poster has won those in the past.
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Yes sir, got Forum Oddball few years back.
The below poster wonders why I haven't taken that one every year.
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I just assume its because you only check this and the "praise the above poster" threads and then go back down to your basement laboratory to finish your robot army.
The next poster will offer to donate their brain for JamBob's needs.
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No!
The below poster came in second for an award.
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No!
The below poster came in second for an award.
Tied for third actually. :-\
Next poster has something more interesting to talk about.
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I crushed some bugs, even Took out a Mawloc! :)
The below poster has not played against the new Nid dex.
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Not yet anyway. However, I am presently working on my own Tyranids, which have been sitting in the closet for about three years.
The next poster has also been in the closet. ;)
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No.
The next person should really be painting.
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True, but I need to finish greenstuffing my stuff.
The below poster is interested what I've been cooking up...
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It's always interesting and I thought my conversions bordered on insane (thats a compliment).
The next poster only makes cookie cutter armies (true to codex and proper paint scheme).
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Yeah, I guess I'm just not very creative.
The below poster has written their own codex.
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Not a full codex. Like to though.
The next poster seeks a career at GW HQ.
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It would be sweet, but I think I would tire of the business end of it and I can't paint or sculpt to their caliber.
The next poster couldn't paint a barn.
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Not in this state anyway....
The next poster says 'serves you right for going to the breaker's yard anyway, just cuz you didn't win an award!'
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No, you don't deserve that... unless you didn't vote for me....
The below poster is taverner of the year
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I don't need it cause there would be a bukkake to occur if that did...and I know all of you are not the type to accept the swimmers.
The below poster has not won anything on this Forum.
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Nope, but came in second! :)
The below poster voted for me.
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I think i voted for you on a few awards. Can't remember which ones.
The next poster voted for me at some point in time.
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I think I did, I don't really remember.
The below poster voted for me and has earned my praise.
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Who are you?
The below poster has won a Chaos Poster of the year award.
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OMG, how did I know>>!>!>??!
The below poster can't wait til I finish my recent battle report.
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patience is a virtue, I can wait, but still, hurry the hell up!
The next poster is wasting time instead of writting a battle report.
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Nope, basking in the glory that I atleast got more votes than Sanct for Chaos Poster. ;D
The below poster will join in! :)
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BL FTW!!!!!!
the below poster thinks BL and I could beat SanctJud in a game of 40k.
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Yep, I havent lost a game in months. ;D Even with bad dice rolls, the Chaos gods are on my side! :)
The below poster agrees!
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Yep!!! bring it on, SanctJud!!!!!
the below poster agrees.
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Of course I do!
The below poster wants to challenge us to a game. Unless its DK.
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How about a game of tiddlywinks?
The poster below thinks that Trijicon should replace their biblical quotes for GW quotes.
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Trijon Condoms what?
The above posters have no clue what they would be getting into when they play me.... ask Moc065....I think my finger marks are still showing where I slapped him up.
The below poster sees that I have not been as active on these boards as I normally would be, hence the lower following....but I've won 2007 Chaos Poster, so matter, I've still got that.
The competitive spirit is a good thing, please let it not end up being naggy....it only makes me come/cum faster at you.
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I could actually care less. No one cares what you did in 2007.
The below poster thinks that was rather harsh.
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*shrugs* No harsher than the personal title.
The next person's post count is 1111
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Hey the truth of who and what you are hurts only if you let it. and no my post count is not 1111.
The below poster also lives near another 40kOer.
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I do... Wydrr, Gutstikk is a highway drive away, Enlarging Cloud is nearby, Web Ghost is a town away,.... hmmm, who else? I know none of the newbs are close enough for a real humping, while WYdrr and Gutstikk have too many cameras around their homes...
The below poster has played against other 40KOers.
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I play against Droofus and darkuniverse fairly regularly. (Also, Sanct, we've never played, but I'm about 2 hours north of you, so if I was determined enough, it might happen.)
The below poster is deeply concerned for any game store that had to contain myself and Sancty.
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Indeed, I had the impression that the two of you were banned from appearing in all public places.
The poster below has been barred from somewhere.
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Your mom's house cause your dad was found wanting. :o
The below poster loves these kinds of jokes...old as they may be.
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To be fair you were only barred because you cried like a baby every time she showed you her "lady bits"
The poster below has "lady bits" of their own.
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They're mine now...What can I say, I like my women like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the cupboard.
The below poster does not have lady bits.
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True, but then I think you only had a 1/314,592 chance of getting that wrong on this site.
The below poster wishes they had lady bits.
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lol oh yeah!
the next person hasn't got manly parts
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Compared to Chuck Norris, prob. not, but I've got enough parts to explore your holes.
The below poster would love to watch....
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NO! >:( I don't go for that sort of thing.
The below poster will change the topic.
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Absolutely. Topic changing.
The below poster is terrified of Sanct but knows how to get rid of him.
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Yes and I am genetically creating it, it is called Syphagonaherpeaids the most deadly STD ever, we just need the list of victim's so we can infect the next one.
The below poster will get me the list.
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List? Okay I don't have the list.
the below poster does have the list but won't give it up because they are on it.
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No. I do not have a list, nor do i ever want to.
The next person will aid me in changing the current topic of conversation.
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I will... would you like some candy in my van? Or some cookies or muffins.
The Below poster will know Megan Fox is in my van too, just walk on in...
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No, No, and no.
The next poster will help me as i fly over in a helicopter and drop bomb after bomb on top of the van
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Sure, but I'll be spray painting "Free Candy in the ROLFcopter" on the side and sitting....really, really, really close to you.
The below poster would like to sit on my lap on that helicopter ride.
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No. Instead, i shall parachute out of the copter just before detonating all the remaining bombs, causing the helicopter to explode.
The next person will cheer for joy as the copter explodes, with sanct still inside it.
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I do like the warm sensation, but don't forget I humped holes into your parachute.
The Below poster will not have a soft landing, and ironically enough land on the van and end up in side of it.....I land on top of him....woooo sandwhiched between the Van and I.
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No, i blew up the van. as a result, i escape, scramble to my feet, and blast your head off with a plasma rifle.
The poster below will cheer
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I cheer as I make my inv save and slither my way under the pavement to burst tentilces out of the ground that invade everysingle one of yoru pours.
The below poster is violated in every single hole of his/her/its body.
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No, because my plasma rifle was blessed by khaine, and ignores all saves.
The next poster also poses a weapon that ignores all saves
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It's called my disco stick.
The below poster would love a ride on my disco stick.
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No
The next poster shares this opinion
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Absolutely.
The below poster will probably be Sancty.
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sorry :(
The below poster tokes.
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I'm afraid I don't do that, seeing as I don't know what that is...(Also, don't be sorry for playing the game, probably was the key word.)
The below poster checks the Tavern when they're on 40kO.
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yes
the poster below isn't crazy...just a little unwell...
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See, I've been saying that for years, but no one wanted to listen to me!
The below poster just lost The Game.
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Considering that I'm going to AnimeBoston in April, everyone that does will lose The Game, so yea, I suppose.
The below poster would love to watch a snuff film with me.
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Of course. Snuff films are the height of cinema.
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I know they are.... so real.....
The below poster will actually follow the rules... no matter how loose they may be.
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I have to follow the ruless here or my brother will shout again. :-[
the next person has been told off by jesus!
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He's a cry baby, just ignore him.
The below poster likes getting spanked by his brother....the naughty way.
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well seeing as i have no surviving male relatives at the moment that would be a no.
the bellow poster will claim to be a long lost cousin.
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I'm removed enough so that it wouldn't make it wierd if we wrestle in the bed...
The below poster would like to do some thrusting with me on the next available newbie.
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I'll consider it, I did plenty of thrusting last night but am always up for more. :)
The below poster is sadened that the Jet's lost yesterday. :'(
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Yeah, I couldn't believe they didn't slam dunk enough home runs.
The next poster actually watched the game.
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Of course I did! But I was very drunk so I only remember the ending.
The below poster is not surprised that I was drunk.
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not surprised at all
The next poster plays magic, the gathering
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Not anymore, I was nationally ranked ten years ago. :)
The below poster plays Texas Hold Em.
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No, there aren't enough fantasy and sci fi elements in it.
The next poster agrees
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Correct. When I do play cards, it's poker.
The below poster has played a card game at one point or another.
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Pokemon back in the day. Poker today! ;)
The next poster thinks of pokemon and wonders, WTF!?!
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Nope, went to World Championships(TCG) way back when. ;D
The below poster doesn't like Pokemon.
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Magic is so much better!
The next person agrees
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Card games are silly
The next person thinks catachans are the greatest thing ever!
(HI BRO!)
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HI BRO!
*face palm*
why won't he stop drawing attention to himself....
The next poster finds this whole situation hilarious.
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Card games are silly
Magic the gathering is not silly. it is epic. BANT! for the win!
The next poster finds this whole situation hilarious.
Yeah. Only because i have a little brother too.
The next person also has a younger sibling.
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*sigh* yes....and he invaded my happy place recently. >:(
The next poster will be ssibling free
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No.
The next poster will be tangi
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I could be 'in' him with my disco stick.
The below poster likes it from behind.
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No. Sanct you are one sick puppy, you know that right?
The below poster will try and help Sanct.... only to be his next victim
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Mods are never victims.
The below poster will sacrifice himself to save me.
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"JamBob, NOOOO!!!!!"
[Monkey takes flying rabid hamster to the chest]
"I... only... did it... for the nookie... yeah, ugh..."
The next poster cried.
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No.
The below poster did not cry, as well.
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Not a single tear
the next poster reads battle reports
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I don't read, I fight lol!
the next person will wish me luck in my first game against my bro's bad guy guard army.
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You'll need it.
The next poster agrees
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Yes.
The below poster will want to read a battle report on this game.
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Yes!
the next person agrees
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Yeah! I'll kick my brothers ass, and I want to share it with you all lol!
The next poster thinks my brother is going to be angry.....
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And will park a Chimera on your Hands!
The next poster will explain why he lost to his younger brother and how he cried afterwards.
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my little brother has never played 40k.
The next person plays eldar
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Never!
The below poster just pedo-bear peek out from behind a tree!
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No.
the next person will help me burn the pedo bear
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maybe later. but the fact that rover has a sibling(in the tavern of all places) is way more interesting at the moment.
the bellow poster will elaborate how tangi got so beat up.
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That's easily explained. After temporary losing my sanity following my failure to win a single forum award, I made a trip to the local breaker's yard. FYI, car crushers hurt.....
The next poster is amused.
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*pulls out a wrench* I can fix you Tangi... You might look like an Aston Martin when I'm done but I can do it.
The below poster thinks Aston Martin Tangi would rock. (James Bond style of course)
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Yes i would look good as an aston lol ;)
the next poster will complement my newly made avey
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'tis quite entertaining indeed, old chap.
The below poster will make a new avatar for me.
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I'm not really good with avys, besides the awesome one i have currently.
The next poster is good at avys and will make jambob a new avy
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nah, i'm hoarding all the good ones for my self.
the bellow poster will suck up to me for a better avey.
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No, my avy is awesome enough.
The next person finds robin williams to be totally hilarious. (Especially the drunken scotsman skit)
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eh, I've seen better.
the poster bellow will shout "heresy!" at my blasphemy.
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HERESY!
The below poster will also attempt to control me (and fail miserably)
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Well, I could try and stick my hand up your hole to manipulate you, puppet style....but I don't want to. :-[
The next poster will encourge me to do said activity!
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yeah stick ur hand up his bum! ;D
the next poster wants in on this lol
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Which one? I've only got four hands.
The next poster prefers Mr. Lefty.
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Nope, I'm a Righty! ;D
The below poster just imagined what Mr. Righty is doing right now. :o
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I don't want to know.
The next person shares this opinion
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Nope, I know what he is doing. And it's good. :)
The below poster's mind just went to a dirty place.
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Thankfully no.
The below poster is Jambob looking for someone to create him a new avy
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Nope me again, You know Jam dosent actually monitor the boards. :)
That's what you think. - Jimmy
The below poster has recently changed their avy.
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No
The next person is jambob, here to prove he is always watching us.
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Damn you, I told you he
dosentdoesn't, I told you this was my forum! >:(
Fixed. - Jimmy
The below poster agrees! or else!
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Ehh, are you a Tavern god?
The below poster likes my new avy.
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the chaos gods are pleased.:)
the below poster will join my many legions.
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No.
The next person will make the astonishing discovery that will lead them to finding the true identity of the 4th tavern god...and they will stand there, stunned, as they realize it is me.
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I'm fully aware of the identity of the 4th Tavern God. I actually had a game against him yesterday.
The below poster is posting in this thread because they have nothing better to do.
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pretty much
the next person will ask jester who the 4th tavern god is
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wrong, y'all know it's me ;D
the below poster agrees.
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never in a million years.
the next person believes me when i say this tavern shall one day be ruled by me.
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Over my cold dead robot-encased body.
The below poster will earn my favor by killing these rebels.
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If you would bestow upon me a power klaw, oh great and wise master of the tavern, I could perform your bidding to a higher quality...
The next poster does not believe me when I say that I swear that I will give a person a choice of one of my many 40k armies for a fully functional Orkish power klaw. (PM for details, friggin' serious offer!)
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Absoloutly not, I'll show up with the Klaw and get poo shoved in my face and the you would run off with it! >:(
The below poster is Dunedain and will join me in overthrowing Jam for editing my previous post's.
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I don't favor my chances against a mod.
The next person agrees.
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Yes I do.
The poster below should be at work now but is pretending to be ill instead.
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Nope, all is good for me.
the below poster is BL plotting to overthrow jambob
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Nope. :D
The below poster will look at the Projects Blog and find my blog.
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Is greenstuff involved?
The below poster will shuffle over to the bat rep section and see my new bat rep.
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already read it.
the next person shall read and comment on sancty's battle report
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Already did. :) Unless he made a new one.
The below poster is pedo-bear and will join me in overthrowing Jam cause we are just that chaosy! :)
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HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF BEING A PEDOBEAR! I AM NOTHING LIKE THOSE CREATURES!
the next person is Black legionaire and will apologize for what he just said
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Nope!!!
The below poster is just as chaosy as me.
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yes i am, i secretly worship the chaos gods.
the below poster will worship them with me.
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Nah.
The next poster loves catachans!
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Well, I did trade all my cadians to make a combined catachan force, however I will be adding cadians with WHFB Empire Pistoleer heads as officers and higher rannking troops (red helmet feathers and bandanas).
The next poster likes the idea of the Phoenix Dragoons, or at least the idea of an IG force backed up by three Banblade chasis.
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no
the next poster will cry randomly.
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Psycopaths are incapable of crying unless it's just to fake emotion.
The below poster is Dunedain and I agree you are not a Pedo-Bear.
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Good.
The next poster got a chance to flip through the new nid dex yesterday.
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Had it for 3 weeks now, but no I did not look at it yesterday.
The below poster's LGS is closed due to snow.
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How did you know that, you have amazing insight. :o
Thank You. :)
The below poster has not met my alter yet.
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nope, i haven't.
the below poster thinks i am awesome (i am just that chaosy)
ninja'd!!
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You're good in my book, but just remember that we are Chaosier. Well to be honest BL2 is a bit more chaosy than BL1. But BL 2 is usually the poster.
The below poster is confused.
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No, as the surveillance tapes have shown, BL1 and 2 are both just as chaosy as me.
The below poster is a loyalist and will be executed for calling us heretics.
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no, i am actually a heretic under disguise.........do uble agents FTW!!!!!.............wait was that outloud?
the below poster is a loyalist.
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yeah, loyal to the chaos gods.
the below poster is a fish
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No
The poster below is a worshiper of Khaine.
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no, khorne there is a difference.
the below poster will emigrate to iraq
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No I won't.
The poster below emigrated to the country they are in at this moment.
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no lived in britain all my life.
the below poster is a demonic fish
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Yes I ....... sorry what was I saying (get it, 2 sec memory... aw forget it)
The poster below doesn't care how cool the iPad is they will still buy proper books
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An Ipad, whats one of these, i have never heard of them.
the below poster will tell me?
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or I won't.
The below poster thinks all this i-whatever crap is getting out of hand
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yep, it is. oh that reminds me, where did i put my i-Leman Russ again?
the below poster likes traitor guard.
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I do they make great distractions while I go through the back door... :D
The below poster likes it long and hard and at ramming speed.
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Yessir, I do enjoy the bit of naval warfare now and again. I just love naval tradition. (http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/24922.html)
The below poster will change the subject.
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Join the army, see the world, meet new people, and kill them.
The below poster has done an a la Stranger.
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I wish I had, but I just fell into old habits and made a Friday teh 13th instead... :-[
The below poster needs to work on his manic grin.
Starky
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Yea, I do, the end of my lip on the right side tears every time I grin...
The below poster will wonder if this is true or not.
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Sounds like the exact reason why I refuse to show pleasure or happiness.
The next poster believes that my avy is exactly how I look if you saw me on the street (minus armour of course, unfortunately).
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You mean you DON'T wear that armor IRL? My mental image has been shattered!
The below poster wants to know what other kind of 'mental images' I have
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You see his 10" inch dick and the piston in side the skin making its way to 12".
The below poster would love to spend their vacation in my dreams.
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only to burn them down from the inside.
what up next poster.
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What up Dreg!
The below poster is amused at how often the subject changes from homoeroticism
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actually im fine keeping it away from that for good...
the below poster is out of college
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I'm content with my overpriced, yet worthless Associate's degree for now; oh, and higher academia can simultaneously burn in hell and slurp my butt.
The next poster hates or hated college.
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I liked to puttie-pu.
The next poster liked the puttie-pu too...but not as good as in high school...
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I went to college later in life, no nookie (there at least), but in all actuality I suppose the nookie was way better while attending college.
The next poster is a virgin, a sad, very old, live-with-mommy virgin (please post response before doing yourself in).
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Thank god no!
The below poster is Sanct looking for a newb victim
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no, im his diciple but i am looking for a new victim
the next poster is also his disciple
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wrong, i am against him.
the below poster will join BL and I in our fight against Sanctjud.
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no i just said im with him.
the next poster will be a sheep.
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No
The next person will also be in the "Anti sancty group"
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whoo hoo!!!!! another follower!!!
the below poster will yell at me to finish painting my Leman Russ instead of sitting infront of the computer.
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nah, i'll see how long you can procrastinate it before using my ninja skills to steal it for my death korps army.
the bellow poster will now lock up their models at night.
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In my room, yes, I do lock the door to my room.
The below poster doesn't have a lock on their back door.
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I have a lock on both back doors.
the below poster lives in the UK.
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Tally ho! what say you chap? Bloody good! crumpits, nooks, tea time... Yeah, no.
GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!
The next poster hates their country.
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britain does suck really really bad. but america sucks to.
the next poster uses vasaline for that 'specail' time.
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Nope, sorry. Two words: axle grease!
The next poster imagined that and urped vomit.
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its pronounced fun juice.
the next poster will say something intelligent.
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LPG and the ipodders are about to have it out.....
the next poster will rush to the barricades
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yes leading a zombie hoard.
the bellow poster has a plan for the zompocolipse.
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Only if 'liquor up and riot' counts as a plan.
The below poster has a better plan.
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Join them, instead of brains my faction of zombies go on humping rampages.
Hump you til you die by friction.
The below poster brought their ass in all lubed up.
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I'm BACKNope, didnt you know that I lead the anti-sanct revoloution!
The below poster has been wondering where I have been for the past few pages and will make a non-homosexual educated guess.
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Hmmm, your computer crashed and the only techpriest in a 100 mile radius is a monkey.
The below poster has an even more ridiculous explanation
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your computer joined a satanist cult and was arrested for committing horrible horrible crimes
the next poster will explain those crimes.
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Sorry, the surveillance feed was down.
The below poster has no hope of ever getting into the BL surveillance feeds
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I'm on it though, screwing a Harlequin who succumb to all that latex, they sure are bendy...
The below poster would love to participate and clean up all the bodily fluids afterwards.
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You do realize that you have probably scarred at least 3 people for life right?
The below poster is one of said people.
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I've seen worse...
the bellow poster will try to convert me to one of the factions.
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How about the faction that stands between? The freedom fighters against the i-dorks?
The below poster is the master i-stomper Starrakatt.
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shhhh... i'm under cover...
the bellow poster will be the real starrky.
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Wrong again!
The below poster really will be Starky.
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No.
The next person will join me in my battle against Sancty and his disciples.
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i prefer to stay neutral and watch both sides destroy each other.
the bellow poster will do the same.
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no im already tainted by evil.
the below poster will sell his soul to me.
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No.
The next person will never stop fighting sancty and his disciples.
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see above.
the bellow poster will be fresh meat to the tavern.
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cough cough, im not new to it, ive wandered past before.
the below poster will see above.
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yes, i do see the roof, why do you ask?
the bellow poster will punch me for the crappy pun.
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punch, ha you wis ima gonna cut your (records lost) and throw them in a wood chipper.
the below poster will fill in the gap.
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yes with your family jewels in the same wood chipper. twice.
the bellow poster will quickly change the subject.
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'pain, without love, pain can't get enough'
Lyrics copyrighted to Three Days Grace
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*Kicks NomSheep in the nuts for not putting the below poster*
The below poster will join me.
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*reverses over Nomsheep's head*
Hey, this is fun!
The next poster will tell us to stop.
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Nope *Chains nomsheep to tangi's trailer hitch* GO GO GO!
The below poster is enjoying this.
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As long as I get his head for my battle standard it's all good.
The below poster will present me with aforementioned head.
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Fell off about a few hundred feet back, speed up Tangi he still has limbs! But, your welcome to it.
The below wants the torso to put on his "Battle Standard", if you know what I mean.
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No, just skulls/heads.
The below poster is a neurotic monster who doesn't know when to quit.
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Buahhahahah.
The below poster loves to stroke my ego.
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no.
the bellow poster will be sanct about to get a power fist to the face.
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It's me, and you missed...your fist drops to the floor cause it's so heavy which leave me free to fondle you..and take you from behind...easier than you dropping soap.
The below poster would like to take his head (he might bite)..
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As a trophy, yes. It'll go well with the others on my wall. (http://ui27.gamespot.com/1466/skulls_2.jpg)
The below poster can't wait for the new AvP game.
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You know Jammy...I have that comic in my possession, just 5 feet from me. :D
As for the AVP game, I look forward to watching others play it through Youtube.
The below poster liked Fallout 3.
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It's impossible not to, it's Oblivion with Guns! :)
The below poster getting ready for the Super Bowl and will tell me their drining game for this year, my drinking game this year is to down a whole drink every time they show a celebrity in the crowd, 2 if it's Kim Kardashian.
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Yes I am getting prepared, as just like the last time I came back from Iraq, the Colts are in the Super Bowl as if it's some kind of Karmic welcome home present.
The below poster is a Jets fan and hates the fact that I breath.
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Nope, Skins fan! And damn proud of it!;D But as a Mexican I had to pull for Sanchez.
The below poster will lift one up with me in support of all our troops and to welcome VK back home, or else! >:(
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Eh, sure. Welcome home, whenever you get there, Vanity Killer!
The below poster will welcome him home also.
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Why yes, although I've been home for awhile now......
the below poster wants the remainder of my Tyranids for some Orks... preferrably with a codex.....
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why yes i would.
the bellow poster will make me an offer.
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All I have left is a hive Tyrant, 16 Hormaguants, and 8 Genestealers.
The below poster has some Orks w/dex that are ready to stomp heads for da big Waagh!!!
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nope, i gots me a bunch of space marines(and some tau)
the bellow poster will give me some tau and/ or space marine bikers.
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You deserve neither for spelling 'below' wrong, come on it's the title of the game...
The 'bellow' poster likes doing it by hand or by feet, I like the arm pits...
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Nah...
The next poster knows I'll NEVER be banned, cuz the mod squad wouldn't dare kill big tangi as well lol! ;D
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ah such innocent denial of the glaringly obvious truth.
the bellow poster will take mcchirpy out back and flog him for his innocence.
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Floggin's what we mods do best ;)
The below poster, like me, is ignoring the Super Bowl right now.
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What?! and miss all the excitment of all those home runs as they spike those slam dunks?!
The next poster watches a worse sport.
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yes, golf.
the bellow poster also watched a golf tournament and wanted to put a bullet through their head.
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It was terrible. The thought of suicide ran high..... for reals.
The below poster will tell me the secret to killing the Doom of Malantai.
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You sneak up behind it..... SUPRIZE BUT ZEX!!!!
The below poster loves when that happens.
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depends who it is.
the below poster will join my ipoder hunt.
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I hunt a different prey. Where'd those juicy oranges go....
The below poster hunts people for fun on their private island.
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if only i could afford the island.
the below poster will be my next victim.
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I am no victim and you are my prey.
[Throws slimey doo into your open mouth, just before you can say something to the contrary. You try to vomit but your throat is clogged with thick Monkey doo; you asphyxiate and pass out]
The next poster needs some Monkey luv as well. :-*
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Oh hell no!
The below poster is dreg hunting the ipoders.... oh and I am in on bringing down the ipoders!
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I love how the idevice makes them crunchy when run over.
The next poster laughs when they run over someone dancing with their stupid idevice.
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If I could drive. ;D
The below poster is against the iPodders, as well.
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IPODDER'S BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!! IPODDER'S SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!
The below poster thinks that was a little extreme.
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did you see my battle standard?
the below poster has seen it.
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I've seen it, it's just a naked picture of your mom.
The below poster would like to see more 'your mom' jokes.
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nah. i don't want the mods in here.
the below poster will give in to curiosity and join my rp game.
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Not that bored yet.
The below poster will give in and play dre's game.
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nope. dreg isn't chaosy enough.
the below poster is more chaosy.
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You're god damned right I am!
The below poster is a fan of the Inquisition.
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They're okay...
The below poster likes Orks, like me. :)
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i love orks. they make for great moving targets.
the below poster also likes to use orks for target practice.
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Umm, I'd ratha be callin' da' big WAAAAGGGHHH!!!!!!!
The below poster thinks anyone who doesn't play the newest army codex is a loser
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dude I'm gonna start a grey knight army. they haven't been updated in forever.
the below poster is a grey knight grand master come to train me.
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Sadly no, I am the master of using Tau battlesuits to slam opponents faces into the dirt and crush their morale.
The below poster plays Dark Eldar exclusively, and can't wait for a new codex.
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nope and no.
the below poster will feel simpathetic towards the space elves of both light and dark meat.
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Yes, they are too cool not to get updated.
The below poster plays either Dark or normal eldar.
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Correct. I used to have a DE army, and still have a smallish eldar army.
The poster below is amazed at the Tau firepower(especially the hammerhead and broadsides).
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Eh, I played them at a GW, they're okay. Also, I'm psychic. ;D
The below poster will be either Dregogg or Vanity killer.
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You are correct, the angry Irishman is here.
The below poster is the new guy.
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Correct!
The below poster has more posts than me. XD
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Many more posts.... btw if Sanct a.k.a. IStalk comes in here, run.
The below poster is Sanct sniffing for new meat
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I'm here do save the day. ;D
The below poster is not Sancty. BTW, I'm calling it a day, 'night, guys.
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Nope, far from it.
The below poster is one of the anti ipoders.
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Indeed I am, good sir, indeed I am.
The below poster will start a new naming meme to replace iBlank.
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idon't have the i-nitiative, isorry.
The next poster gets injoyment from their idevice.
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Wrong
The below poster will have an idevice that they never use because it is junk.
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you sir are incorrect as I am an advocate of not being an idouche.
The below poster is yet another one to fall to the madness
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No, I am still pure. :D
The below poster has "i" in their avy.
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yes, I do, for I am the i-destroyer, savior of the Tavern.
The below poster thinks that this madness has gone on long enough
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Yeah, it's just boring, now.
The below poster wants this iPod stuff to stop.
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Yep, I sure do.
The below poster is all about crushing the Doom of Malantai
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Yes, bug splat beneath meh Orky fist.
The below poster doesn't like the Nid fluff.
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A Tyranid Hive Fleet wiping out 300 Tau vessels.... yeah, not impressed.
The below poster is all about mopping the floor with the new Nids
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I already answered that.
The below poster will help destroy the Nids.
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Oh hells yes!
the below poster is a space marine playing i-jerk
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No. I am just think about painting my AoBR termies and selling them for lots of $$$.
The below poster isn't Sancty. I think he's lost.
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your correct and i "took care of" sanct for a while ;).
the below poster will wonder what i did with him.
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He'll pop back up eventually, and make up for his absence with something really pervy.
The below poster wonders what Dregogg did to Sancty.
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nope i know exactly what i did with him.
the below poster will have just escaped a snow filled vat.
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If you mean our driveway we cleared this morning, then yes.
The below poster doesn't have as much snow as I have.
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Definitely not, Texas doesn't see much snow thankfully
The below poster is looking for Sanct and can't find him
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Definitely not, Texas doesn't see much snow thankfully
have you looked outside lately?(seriously we've got 4 or 5 inches here in Dallas)
any way... no, i put him there for good reason so he'll stay there for a while longer.
the below poster will look out the window now.
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Actually, I'm looking into yours.
The below poster would like fap with me outside as he faps inside.
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Definitely not, Texas doesn't see much snow thankfully
have you looked outside lately?(seriously we've got 4 or 5 inches here in Dallas)
And yet I am seeing no snow down here in Temple. Sucks to be you dreg. Back to the game.
No I would not like to fap with you to anything.
the below poster wishes Sanct was still gone
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damn he got away. need to get more chains next time.
the below poster will sit still while i chain them to sancts van for bait.
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Only if you let me probe your skull with a chainsaw first.
the below poster is wondering how to probe someone's skull with a chiansaw.
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like this *probes VKs skull with a chainsaw*
the below poster will help me fix the corpse to the pit fall set for sanct.
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If it'll get rid of him, then sure.
The below poster is a sociopath in disguise.
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yes i am.
no your not.
am too.
are not.
ect...
the below poster will doubt my sanity.
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I have for a while now.
the below poster doubts my sanity as well.
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do you hear the voices too!?!
the below poster will back away slowly.
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Voices? *proceeds to run like hell*
the below poster is backing away slowly, right at Sanct
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No way. Lol.
The below poster is secretly glad Sancty's back.
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Pfft. Are you out of your beslubberin' mind boy?
The below poster is a mad crazy i-killer. (Besides me...)
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I prefer the term isociopath.
The next poster owns an ipod.
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No not really. I didn't give in to the i-craze
the below poster is Sanct about to make some sick joke involving but zex or his goo
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Partially credit - I'm not Sanct, but I am going to make a sick joke.
What's the difference between a mallard with a head cold and your mother?
One's a sick duck, and I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.
The below poster got that reference.
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how about no.
the below poster will be a mod come to purge the tavern.
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I am not a Mod and even if I were I doubt the Tavern could be successfully purged.
The poster below is going outside to throw a Frisbee in memory of Fred Morrison.
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Or not.
The below poster is dreg, ready to purge the tavern with me.
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but the corruption in here is what allows me to collect skulls.
the below poster will be more scrupulous.
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I do it to afix heads to my battle standard.
the below poster is an ipoder who thinks we're crazy
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no, and in all likely hood.
the next poster will be some one other than sweord or vanity killer.
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FAIL for it's me again.
The below poster is dreg.
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what the? it's like your psychic or some thing ;)
the below poster is easily amused.
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Sometimes... it all depends on how you look at some things.
the below poster is only amused by nasty Sanct-style jokes
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i'm amused by everything EXCEPT for sanctjud........
the below poster wants to join me and defeat sanctjud.
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Hm... I WOULD like to defeat Sanctjud, but joining you? Ehh.......
The below poster IS Sanctjud and wants to know why we all want to defeat him.
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No but thanks to a recent discussion concerning cursing and Christianity, I'm nutstompin' fer Jesus!
The next poster is equally delighted with the concept of nutstompin' evil, yehaw! Amen, Sons a' be-atches!
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I stand for everything evil! :)
The below poster does also
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No, I don't. I will strike you down if need be.
The below poster thinks that was a little overboard
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Indeed I do. But I'm also sure that BL will some how make you pay.
The poster below is one of the many affected by the Toyota recalls.
-
Nope, I'm all good.
The below poster doesn't live in my timezone.
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Probably not
the below poster also lives in Texas
-
ZOMFG!!!!
the below poster will now hunt me down through the inter-tubes.
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Nope.
The below poster is older than me.
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yep, much older.
The below poster has been playing 40k since the Rogue Trader days
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No, I don't think I existed then.
The below poster has been around since the RT days, but may or may not have played.
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Didn't play then. I came on board during the 4th ed days.
The below poster plays only Space Marines and thinks anyone who doesn't is a fool.
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while i do play space marines, the tau and guard are pretty good armies. the rest can bite me.
the below poster will think that was a little extreme.
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You're missing out on the fun of Orks though...
The below poster is Black Legionnaire, back from failing his 14th black crusade
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nope but i brought his head on my battle standard.
the below poster will try to claim it.
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No, I have enough severed heads already.
The below poster has the heart of a 12-year-old boy... in a jar on their desk.
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In the pantry you fool! Everyone knows that they lose their flavor when left in the sun light.
The next poster dices them and eats them in fajitas... damn I'm hungry, wonder when the night classes at the college get out...
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I am kinda hungry.
The below poster will give me a suggestion on where to go and get something to eat.
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IHOP?
The below poster now thinks IHOP is some form of Chaos incursion
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IHOP sounds yummy. FOOD! :D
The below poster likes eating.
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true...
the below poster is going to be sweord.
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No.
The below poster will not be Spotted Zebra.
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Spot on, mate!
The below poster will be an IG player.
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Almost. I nearly started, but after being given all the Ork stuff I have, I decided that I would start with Orks. I'm thinking of starting IG after Orks, depending on how having a horde army works for me. Of course, Guard has tanks. ;D
The below poster has waaay more posts than I do.
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nope you've out done me solely for the fact that the only forum i ever post in is the tavern.
the below poster will have more than 400 posts.
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Eventually. ;)
The below poster has less than 400 posts.
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Halfway there kiddies
the below poster feels insulted by my use of the word kiddies.
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Don't apply to me, man. 8)
The below poster doesn't have his age on his profile.
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Don't remember.....
The below poster has lost their marbles
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I've always managed to keep at least two. ;D
The below poster got what I ment by marbles.
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Yeah I got big brass ones, from a car accident, I don't want to talk about it. :'(
The next poster is waiting for their's to recede, one day surely they will, your mom said they would.
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Mine are fine, lol. :D
The below poster feels sorry for Jawmonkey.
-
nope!!
the below poster has read Storm of Iron and wants to know what happens to Hawke.
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Nope haven't.
The below poster is Dark Corsair with his Chaos Fail Marines avatar.... wait, wrong thread....
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nope, right thread. and btw, my avvy is actually a mirror. ;)
the below poster understood my comeback.
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So, you took a picture of yourself in a mirror? Wow. Do you also play World of Warcraft?
The below poster thinks I am a mean person.
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:'(........my self esteem is gone.............*sob* ;)
the below poster plays WoW
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No, never, nein, not happening in a million years, don't even think I will change my mind.
the below poster created an account just to get back at us for making fun of him playing WoW and is about to get hit by Jambob's Modhammer/Banshield combo.
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nope!!! but i do play WoW, just because i don't pay for the account. ;D
the below poster thinks Chaos is awesome.
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Orks are better. Screw having a Chaos god to please when you can just krump heads for no good reason other than it's fun.
The below poster now wants to play Orks for the giggles of using the Shokk Attack Gun.
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Dude, I already have a SAG. Just need to use it.
The below poster knows of no gun the rivals the SAG in awesomeness.
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Sending everything within the large blast template out of the game... on your own d00dz is not exactly awesome.... just very, very, very Orky.
the below poster is a buffoon who uses the latest Marines Codex until a new one comes out.
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What? I only have to wait another month or so, everyone knows GW releases a new SM codex every 6 months, besides Dark Angels got krumped, I want to actually win a game once in a while, so I switched until GW gets their act together and releases a codex for a cool SM chapter.
The next poster likes the varient SM chapters more than vanilla SM (e.g. black templars, dark anggels, space wolves, etc)
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Hmm I wish that I knew enough to make an informed decision. I've just got a Space Marine Megaforce and will probably go the Ultramarine route cos I don't know any better.
The poster below doesn't know that it is pancake day today.
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Really? damn, and I had a bucket of blood for breakfast. >:(
The next poster knew, and now has a food baby.
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? Okaaay.
The below poster thinks Jawmonkey is a little crazy.
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Have you seen his Avatar? That's crazy right there.
The poster below is enjoying National Chip (fries) Week this week.
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No, not really
The below poster also had a crappy day.
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No, had to shovel more snow, though.
The below poster has not had a bad day.
-
actually my day has gotten better in the last few hours.
The below poster just read what I posted in the Warhammer Background forum, and sees the banhammer looming over my head.
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No, but I'll check over there when I finish in the Tavern.
The below poster missed my lapse of the rules.
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Actually I didn't, but I only point out one screw up a day. Already hit it.
the below poster now thinks that I should be a mod and usurp Jambob.
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Eh, I don't know, but you would probably be good at it, lol.
The below poster is VK.
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nope...
the below poster has watched the olympics this year
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wrong again my equine friend.
the bellow poster will be torn between cheap cadians and expensive but awesome models of the forge world death korps.
-
Hmm ask that after reading the bumper sticker on my hammerhead gunship "We brake for no one."
the below poster also enjoys killing IG
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no i am ig, eejit!
the below poster will spam
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Just who do you think you are calling eejit? I am not some backwoods redneck.
The below poster likes to spam Heavy Tanks
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If I got to ride 'em. Weeeeee!
The below poster wishes they could ride in a tank.
-
It's not all it's cracked up to be, very bumpy and lots of vibrations from the treads. M1 Abrams is no fun
The below poster is in awe that I have ridden in an Abrams tank
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Didcha getta shootta gunnn?! :o
The below poster now thinks I'm crazy.
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I've fired most infantry level weapons the Army has.
The below poster is curious
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How does that work? I wouldn't be lead to think you would be a soldier... Okay, how?
The below poster wants a gun.
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Don't need one, guns are so impersonal, that's why I have knives. Knives show you really hate them.
the below poster thinks I have issues.
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I read something that people are more likely to comply with a knife-wielding assailant than an assailant with a gun. Idiots.
The below poster agrees with the idiot part.
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Yeah, kind of. I'd be (slightly) more confident of my chances against a knife than against a gun.
The below poster owns both a knife and a gun because they're that paranoid.
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You should have seen what I gave up when I started playing 40k... my offer still stands however: one, or multiple, armies for a fully functional power klaw.
The next poster thought about it, but doesn't think I'm serious, but that's alright becuase they don't have the required facilities and know-how to weld or work with hydralics (loser).
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Okay, here's the deal on that. I worked out a way to reverse the direction the jaws of life move it. If instead of opening, they were closing, it would be a power klaw if you replace the flat pieces with big blades, however, here's the issue. you will need a backpack with the hydraulic motor to work the Klaw part. Big killer there is the weight- 250 pounds and up. That includes the modification to make it work with your hand movement, and the sleeving to cover your forearm, plus the hydraulic fluid and the lines, and the tank. I'm working on it though so give me time.
the below poster will help me work it down to a lower weight.
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set fire to it, it will lose weight quicker that way.
the below poster is below me.
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Sorry, don't roll that way.
The below poster laughed at that.
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Nice burn there Sweord.
The below poster has every up to date Codex, but none of the models and just plays on Vassal all day.
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Only five. :( Still to many. The ones I like are the SMs, I.G., Eldar, and Orks. Nids can get stomped beneath my foot.
The below poster now finally sees my 40k ADD.
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Well consider this, I have: Codex Daemons, Chaos Space Marines, Tau Empire, and Space Marines,
The below poster thinks I need more
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Nah, at least you know what army(s) you like.
The below poster has less codexes.
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IT'S ME AGAIN!!!!!!
The below poster is Sweord, still undecided on his army of choice.
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How did you know?!?!?! I'm gonna get 1000 pts of Orks, see if I like 'em, and if not, try a different army, maybe SMs, or 'Crons.
The below poster wants to smack me for my indecisiveness, as my little bro wants to.
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Consider yourself smacked. Don't do Crons, cause if you lose 75% of your army, the rest phase out (die) and you lose, even if you have the objectives secured.
The below poster thinks that if he ditches Orks he should give them to me.
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ditch orks? NEV-VAR! >:(
The next poster will state their most hated army...
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I hate, most of all, with a burning passion, the Imperial Guard.
The below poster also hates IG
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hate the guard? NEV-VAR! >:(
the next poster sees this trend continuing for a long, long time...
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I can see me skipping your posts... ::)
The below poster gets annoyed at Tangi's new...answer.
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Annoyed at Tangi? NEV-VAR!
the below poster is scared to death of what we are working towards
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Scared? NEV-VAR! >:(
The next poster will atempt to get a word in...
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Attempt? I always get a word in when I want to.... Whether it's by brute force or not remains to be seen
The below poster wouldn't know brute force if it hit them in the face and killed them.
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Coultn't touch me, I fight dirty.
The below poster will use that stupid thing again.
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Use that? NEV-VAR! >:(
the next poster has the gun in their mouth....
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Don't have one. :'(
The below poster will shoot NEV-VAR.
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Or you.
the below poster is Sweord trying to make a snappy comeback
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no
the below poster will laugh at my pitiful game record ( seriously 4 losses, 2 ties, 0-wins)
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I really have no room to laugh.
The below poster has a perfect record, but plays flavor of the week armies from GW
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Hey, I might play an out of date army if I don't like Orks.
The below poster thinks I'm a loony.
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Very much so. As a player of an out of date army, I say this, don't.
the below poster plays Dark Eldar and also advises the same
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nope tau, though i do advise the same anyways.
the below poster will hang their out of date army on the shelf for a more up to date one.
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Hells no, I'm sticking with it.
The below poster also never gives up.
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wrong i'm starting a guard army.
the below poster will scold me for my lack of fortitude.
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You beslubbering quitter.
the below poster thinks I was rather harsh.
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Harsh? NEV-VAR! >:(
the next poster can't take this anymore ;)
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Ha! NEV-VAR! ;D
The below poster wishes I wouldn't provoke stuff like this.
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Wish you wouldn't?
................... ........NEV-VAR! >:(
The next poster will post a responce.
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NEV-VAR! 8)
The below poster thinks I have lost it.
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NEV-VAR! >:(
The next poster will summon a mod to stop this.
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NEV-VAR! :o
the below poster is Jambob, not caring at all.
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NEV-VAR! ;D
the below poster will stop this.
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NEV-VAR! >:(
the next poster is going loopy
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You have no idea... between work, homework, and senior projects, I'm not getting enough sleep to stay sane.
The below poster is also dealing with an excessive work load.
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Excessive workload? Actually.....yes. :(
The next poster is also snowed under...in work.
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Yes, but I'm that used to it I feel like I'm not working when the pressure decreases slightly.
The poster below lives far too close to the most violent city in the world (apparently that's Ciudad Juarez).
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No, I'm just far enough not to care.
The below poster has a tournament tomorrow, that they definitely are not prepared for.
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yes, i have a tournament, but i am prepared. i think. (i didn't bring any lash princes, plague marines, or oblits. lol)
the below poster thinks i will get in the top three (this is a team tourny btw)
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If you followed my advice than you should.
The below poster always follows my advive.
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Follow you? NEV-VAR! >:(
The next poster wonders when this fad will stop
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what fat? i'm not fat? oh, lol, you said fad.......
the below poster despises me.
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Not really, when the Tavern Gods move to accept new Tavern Gods and move on into legend, I am going to recommend you as a Tavern God as well
The below poster wants to be Tavern Demi-God, but can't decide of what.
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I care not, for I am a God; the tavern... my bathroom.
The next poster has something on their shirt... [Monkey flicks a Monkey poo-booger onto their shirt]
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Ah, you be-atch! :o
The next poster will pass me a tissue.
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nah
the below poster lost a tournament yesterday
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yes, and no. I will post a batrep and you can see why...
the below poster is now curious
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Nope. I`ve learned better than to be curious around these parts.
The below poster will post it anyway.
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I'm curious if you swallow...
The below poster is interested in clicking this:
http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=145682.msg2419524#msg2419524 (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=145682.msg2419524#msg2419524)
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Well, more scared than curious. Nice CSM, by the way.
The below poster was also surprised that he clicked the link without being taken to really messed up crap.
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Would you like to look up:
2 Girls 1 Cup or Guro Chan?
The below poster should really not look those two up...
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Welcome to the internet. :P
The below poster knows what Rule 34 is. And fears it.
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Fear is the only proper response.
The below poster fears Rule 35 even more.
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Not fear, per say, just a futile hope it doesn't apply here.
The below poster with prove this hope wrong. :'(
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click this>http://knowyourmeme.com/i/2690/original/1193257796452.jpg?1243117943 (http://knowyourmeme.com/i/2690/original/1193257796452.jpg?1243117943)
the below poster mustered the courage to view that link.
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Pass thanks
The below poster has also built the new Deff Dread kit
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nope, saving up for the new venerable dread kit.
the below poster will tell me where to find a good commission painter(seriously my painting sucks)
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Try throwing your money at Blue Table Painting :D.
The below poster would like to 'bring sexy back'.
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Wadaya mean, it's done been brought girlfriend, ta-da! (see avy, mine)
The next poster is near blind from viewing my sexy.
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If you call that sexy, then you truly are warped my friend.
The below poster is Dunedain, returning from his time in the Warp
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It is I, Dunedain! And I have returned warped into a super-sexy Monkey! You likey?
The next poster is pitchin' a tent! dayam!!!
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*smacks forehead in disgust* Gaaaah, no, no, no, no, no.
The below poster is the Monkey, flinging poo across the forums.
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Flinging Nukes, not poo.
The below poster is quoting Dr. Strangelove right now.
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Nope, watching serenity.
The below poster also thinks that when robbing someplace, you don't need grenades
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No grenades, as I'm more suited to ram raiding. Stolen Dr Pepper anyone?;)
The below poster saw the CCTV footage....
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Why were you in BlackLegionnaire's anyways?
the below poster is confused, and wants it to stop.
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please, you're making my head hurt. no speak some sense before i bash some 'eads!!!!
the below poster is like me, and has fallen in love with orks
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I do enjoy krumpin' 'eads for Gork and Mork
The below poster is playing the current flavor of the week army from GW
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Squats! LOL....dur.
The below poster likes the feeling of young flesh on their meat stick.
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If you're referring to cooking a kitten on a spit over a fire fueled by my own dried dung, then yes.
The next poster became hungry.
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What?? No!!
The below poster quit coming into the taverns because of Sanct and Monkey
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I wish I could, but it's my Modly Duty.
The below poster giggled at "Modly Duty"
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hur, hur, you said doodie. ;D
The next poster should be chased out of the tavern, and nothing would make me prouder if I was responsible for it.
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I should cause I touch the vigin kids that drop by in their danger zones...through text.
The below poster would love to go on a roller-coaster with me.
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Thanks, but I'll pass
The below poster is stuck in a state that is highly unprepared for snow and hates it
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Had snow, don't want to see more till next winter. >:(
The below poster had no snow.
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nope. snow.
the below poster thinks I need to cheer up.
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Stay sad until you realise that by sending me your armies you will become happy, i will gladely make a video of melting them.
The next poster would have a heart attack if they saw their army aflame on Youtube.
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" i was gonna sell those you bastard!!" *fries the monkey with an e-cannon*
the bellow poster will make me an offer for it.(need money for bikes)
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Yeah, turn that frown upside down, neighborino!
The below poster is annoyed by Flanders' speech.
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Yer diddly dang right-i-ruiny!
The next poster can make Orkish Flanders speech.
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Oi, me boyz can make a fried 'umie that's scrump-diddly-umptious
The below poster wants to know how long it took me to get that out
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I'm just going to safely assume it took longer than one should ever spend on an endeavour as such.
The next poster has trouble figuring out what I'm saying at times.
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Considering how you normally talk, and the monkey jibberish you spew forth occasionally? No I have no trouble understanding anything you say.
The below poster thinks the monkey jab was rather harsh
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Why you gotta be such a be-atch, waaaaaa. :'(
The next poster had a "there, there" moment for the Monkey.
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Poor Monkey *pets head*
The next poster will have just shouted 'Tangi, NOOO! :o'
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Throws a grenade into the Land Rover/Monkey love scene* Tangi NO!!!!!! :o
The below poster thinks the grenade was rather extreme
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Negative. Grenades are fun :)
The below poster is getting sick of jabs at land rovers
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Nope, I have downloaded pics of wrecked land rovers just because
The below poster is intrigued by this
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True, can I see?
The below poster has dandruff. :o
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No, but I have guns, just look at my avy
The below poster wants Joss Whedon to do a Serenity 2
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*psh* no! What the hell is that anyway?
The below poster thinks the clevland show is amphetamine parrote!
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haven't heard of it.
the below poster will be tangi hunting the above poster.
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why would i be hunting myself?
oh right, the other one. Lol, he's such a outrageously sexy lycra-clad pixie! :)
the next poster agrees
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Yes you are a outrageously sexy lycra-clad pixie.
The below poster is the original Tangi hunting little Tangi
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Now you listen to me......I do the huntin round here! That fat jeep couldn't pursue a beslubbering skip!
the next poster wants to hear bout my catachans
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No, I don't want to here about your pathetic little Ork wannabes
The below poster wishes the the real Tangi would stand up and deal with the dinner car
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real tangi, wtf?! :o He's too busy crying cuz he failed a uni test lol!
the below poster thinks vk likes rover too much
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a quick word in your ear...... >:(
the next poster laughed when McChirpy suddenly signed off.
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Bwaaaaahahahahahaha hahahahahahaahhahah ahah ;D
The below poster will help me finish assembling my fully functional Orkish power klaw
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only if you'll help me with my crisis suit.
the below poster will agree.
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no
the below poster is drunk
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sadly i can't afford booz at the moment.
the below poster will walk right into my e-cannons line of sight.
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Well now that you've warned me I don't think I will.
The poster below can't believe the fuss being made about a Hockey team drinking beer and champagne after winning a gold medal in Canada.
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Drinking beer??? Where, I must have some.
The below poster knew better than to mention beer to an Irishman
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It's like gold to a dwarf! :P
the next poster is forever concerned with a sudden invasion of the Irish on the site.
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St. Paddy's Day is on the way! ;D
the next poster will tak ecover
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No, and you should go away.
The below poster is McChirpy, still being obnoxious.
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Suck my exhaust!
the next poster groaned.
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What at the fact you're still here? Yeah, a little.
The below poster is (hopefully) someone other than McChirpy
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:D
the next poster is happy ta c me!
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Oh lord the tavern is going to hell....
The below poster agrees.
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no but tangi must be your older bro. am I right?
The below poster will answer my question truthfully
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yes, he is :)
the next poster wonders why i torture him ;)
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no.
the below poster will give me the satellite coordinates to mcchirpys computer so i can nuke it from orbit.(its the only way to be sure ;) )
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Much as I'd like to, that would also kill Tangi, and we can't have that.
The below poster will think of a more sinister way to get rid of him.
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There is only one method, only one way to be sure. ;)
The next poster will not amphetamine parrotpost, lest the thread be tossed into a volcano.
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what you talkin bout?
the below poster will scold me for bad grammer.
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u hav bad grammer
the next poster is despaired ;)
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Indeed, I am despaired and disappoint.
The below poster will restore us to good grammar.
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why in deed i will.
the bellow poster will rally the other taverners.
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/yell: Let all rally in my van! Free cookies in there!!
The below poster is soooo tempted.
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Or not.... no, never, and forget about it.
The below poster jumped in without thinking.
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why yes i did. with a pocket nuke in my bag of course.
the below poster will make an action movie style escape from the explosion.
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*slow motion dive into water*
8)
The below poster will call me clichéd.
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your so predictable...*second bomb blows up in water*
the below poster will have better luck escaping my booby traps.
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*gets torn apart by another booby trap*
It seems you were wrong.
:-[
The below poster will chuckle most heartily at my misfortune.
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that's not nice for the stick person! :(
the next poster will tell me what Birmingham's like....
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Find out yourself, I'm not willing to travel to that part of Alabama.
The next poster loves the sound of banjos.
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Esp. when I'm helping out the mechanic figure out what's up with the cow's rear end with my meatstick.
The below poster likes the really, really friendly family members down there.
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Hey I'll have you know that a family tree that doesn't branch looks pretty neat when drawn on paper.
The next poster doesn't like to talk about their parents for a similar reason.
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I praise your watching of other peoples' incest.
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Wrong game. And I refuse to play nice.
The below poster will tell he means by or else
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Or else what? You'll fail another Black Crusade?
The below poster just laughed a little
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ha ha ha....
The next poster will miss me for the next week (off to Brimingham...yay? :-\)
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Yeah, I'll miss you alright... from my bed ;)
The below poster will offer to take Tangi's place with me.
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No but I'm sure we can offer McChirpy as a sacrifice.
The below poster is Jambob looking for revenge.
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Well, I am rather wrathful lately, so yeah I'm pretty much looking for bloody vengeance on everyone who's ever crossed me.
The below poster will push me into abusing my modly powers.
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Nah, you already know how bad I want that "insolent Bastard" title, I know that I'll never get it, I'll just leave that turd untrod.
The next poster really is an insolent bastard.
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Yes I am. I won the award for it while I was in the Army, they made me a plaque and everything.
The below poster isn't surprised.
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so that's what your doing with my tax money. >:(
the below poster will also face palm upon hearing that.
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Your tax money? No that came out of our paychecks.... which come for your tax money..... crap. ???
The below poster laughed a little at that.
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haha... told you!! ;D
the below poster will be a gw ninja.
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Giant Wood Ninja, why yes I am... I slip in my G.W. quietly and you are violated before you even know it.
The below poster fears the dark now, for I am in the shadows.
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why fear something when you can dominate it. * sets world on fire*
the below poster will run screaming out of the inferno with a block of c4 strapped to their back.
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I'm screaming with pleasure as the flaking and melting of skin feels real good...come on I peal the skin off my body regularly...hell, my house is extra dusty due to prob. inches of dead skin in nooks and crannies.
And I explode into a hundred pedobears.... that's right Kids, beware my death, else your poopers are next!
The below poster likes entering poopers!
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only those of virgin slave girls.
the below poster will gasp in horror as i fall to chaos.
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OMG, the horror of an ego boost! Of all things falling to chaos in front of the pedorapist........(shifty eyes) .who is obviously not me...
The below poster will love to explore the last line a bit more.
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I've got minions to do that for me.
the below poster is one such minion.
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I am nobody's minion. Deal with it.
The below poster likes my snazzy new avatar.
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I praise you for putting up how your sperm looks under the scope.
The below poster loled and wonders if that itch is a result of man goo looking like that.
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Or, not.
The below poster thinks that the Metroid avy is a little 8-bit of Jam
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Yep.
The below poster agrees.
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I just figured you would use a more obscure title.
The next poster will now make a video game reference so old that only a grandpa nerd would catch.
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You never forget the first time you get 100,000 points without losing a life in Astrosmash.
The poster below is glad of the new marriage laws that came into effect in Mexico today.
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Um, not really, guess I don't care actually :-\
The below poster is however.
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After 13 years of it, I really don't want to hear anything about marraige, however if you want advice; RUN BOY, RUN! AWAY FROM THE SHE-be-atch!! DON"T LOOK BACK!!!
The next poster understands the need for the yelling, all too well.
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Nope, but I do want to get the shirt with the stick figures getting married with "Game Over" as the punch line under it...
The below poster doesn't like me talking about his wife....(I'm looking at you Starky)!!
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I think she-Starky has him tied up in the basement, don't see him in the tavern too often anymore.
The next poster is a poor substitute for Starky.
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I know I am, because it is never the intention.
The below poster only wishes they had the same relationship as I have with Starky and his wife.
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Mantoilet is pretty low on my list of possible occupations.
The next poster truly believes that the world's worst job must surely be a manual animal stimulator.
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I don't know, I was watching Dirty Jobs the other night..... there's worse, believe me there's worse.
The below poster knows this first hand
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Fortunately I do not.
The poster below wonders why mantoilet actually made it onto Jawmonkey's list?
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probably because he's used everyone in the tavern as a mantoilet.
the below poster will still have scars from that.
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Uh, I dodged being a mantoilet... so that's all on you guys.
The below poster is The Monkey, looking for someone to violate.
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technically i'm a monkey though the only people i violate reside in different sites.
the below poster will be one of my victims.
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no, just no.
the below poster wants to be monkeys mantoilet.
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Not happening in any sense of the word.
The below poster lives on a deserted island
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it feels like it with the lack of gaming lately.
the below poster will know the feeling.
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Hey I got a game in after the third visit to the LGS, and I managed to make more terrain while waiting... [sigh]
The next poster has never played a game of 40k yet.
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Correct. Even though I have one friend who is an ex GW employee and another who regularly plays Doubles Tournaments I have yet to play a proper game of 40K.
The poster below has read less than 3 issues of White Dwarf.
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Yes, the two that I read had far too many mistakes in it for me to continue reading any more.
The below poster remembers the Movie Marine lolz.
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Nope, sure don't.
The below poster remembers the Punisher movie with Dolph Lundgren they made in the 80s
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Not until you mentioned it... damn you to hell.
The next poster remembers the (live-action) Captain America movie.
(How's that for pain, eh?)
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thank all my various gods that i don't.
the below poster will demand an answer as to which army i'll finally stick with.
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I WANT AN ANSWER DREG!
The below poster also remembers the even more terrible live action daredevil movie from the 70s....
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no, i bow down in praise of my depraved god, because i didnt know it existed, and am so very glad about that.
the below poster will know why i cant find teh song im looking for anywhere
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You never told me what song you were looking for.
The next poster will mention a funny song, one that nomsheep shouldn't be listening to.
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Put Your Clothes Back On by Rodney Carrington.
The below poster would like to hear more about the Titties and Beer song...
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already heard it plenty of times
The below poster thinks I am losing my mind
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Can't lose what you never hard.
The below poster will praise me because I'm just the coolest snake on a plane ever.
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No, you in fact suck donkey, make me my power klaw!
The next poster is just a few rocks shy of the worthless that is JamBob, if he would take on my commision I would quickly change my mind, but as it stands...
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I'll take your commission if sprue is the material for the whole claw....
The below poster would love to see me make a sprue power claw or fist.
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No, fully functional power klaw; one of the requirements is that it must be able to withstand small caliber rounds fire at the main housing (enclosing the fist, .22 cal and such would suffice).
The next poster would love to own something that could sever a tree limb encased inside exhaust piping in half.
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Okay, problem 2 on my power klaw, the blades keep breaking off... I need to get some titanium bolts and what not, but I do believe the jaws of life, reversed into the jaws of death was the way to go. How strong is your left arm btw? I ask cause this sucker is heavy.
The below poster is going to elevate me to mad scientist status upon completion and delivery of my project
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Ruffle up your hair and put on a white lab coat and we will see...
The next poster wants to hear how my trip was.
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How was it? WB btw
The below poster is also glad Tangi is back
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Oh I am...heh ...heh... heh.
The below poster sees me rubbing my hands in anticipation.
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@ VK. Thanks for the welcome home! Trip was good, meet nice people, got some action, if you catch my dift! ;)
@ At Sanct. I see you......keep them fingers out of my workings. Oh alright, a quick fondle then.....
The next poster will tell me what happened to McChirpy (He tells me he has 'reformed'....reformed into what? ???)
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He's been corrupted by my constant assaulting of his various holes...and he has turned to the Pedobear Side!
And I do like how here and outside the Tavern people are responding in jest and joining in on my suggestions for an orgy or suggestions of anal fisting...
The below poster just came back and is wondering "WTF, alot happened when I was gone..."
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Nah, you are as you always were, Sanctjud my friend! :)
The below poster will help me to decide on a red car or a blue car.
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Go green!
The below poster will wonder what Im doing here.
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Actually yes, I will. This site already has one 4x4.....one that is obviously superior to a, a.......j-j-j, jeeeep! >:(
the next poster will clam me down.
Edit: I'm sorry, but, he say, go green? Go GREEN? Like hybird car driving, hair shirt wearing, own filth sorting, energy efficient light bulb installing GREEN?!!!! :o
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BLUE! It's better for your insurance for some reason...
The below poster would like it if I left my enthusiasm at the door.
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No, keep it. You look cute with it.
The below poster will agree with me: Go Red, it goes faster.
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Sadly no, and when I said "Go green" I did not mean energy efficient :o.
The next poster will pick a different color
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Always been a fan of blue, myself.
The below poster does not have a midterm tomorrow, the lucky git.
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Good I hate college, I'm done and all you've done is remind me, but I hate you all the more for that, thanks.
The next poster will soon attend Hamburger U.
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Mmmmmmm.....burgers .
@ Jeepdriver. Oh, thank god. I thought you were an enviromentalist.::) ;)
And yeah....green is nice.
The next poster has seen Alice in Wonderland.
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it wasn't bad for a film that i got someone else to pay for.
the below poster was tagged with my enormous bar tab.
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HAH! Like that would ever happen?
The below poster is also on sabbatical from 40k
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No
One of the next posters will be Ninja'd
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Multi tracking roof mounted gun turret pwns ninjas! ;)
The next poster is in my sights....
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I'm in everyone sights... and their minds... and pants ;)
The next poster wants to be in my pants. (Not sexually, they just really like my pants and want some just like them)
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Oh yea... you know it, with respect to all ways of interpreting that line.
The next poster wonders if my influences have seeped into Jammy as well...oh Starky would be so proud!
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One would wonder if perhaps JamBob has spread his taint on you (interpret that as you will).
The next poster lol's (and should die).
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I do not "lol" as I am a little bit more civilized then that.
The below poster wonders what civilized means.
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No *slips dictionary out of sight, upon remembering trucks can't read*
The next poster wonders were starky is too....
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indeed, i need target practice.
the below poster will wonder where everyone in the "kill the above poster game" went.
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They were all killed, except for the last poster of course.
The below poster will think that the cake is a lie.
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no the cake is a spy.
the below poster will know what that is reference to.
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TF2 + Portal. Winsauce all around.
The below poster can't wait for Portal 2.
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what there's a sequel!? *runs to valve site*
the below poster can't wait until the engineer gets an update.
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Nah, I just want the pyro to get a video.
The following poster uses compression blasts in TF2 and has killed someone by reflecting a flair gun.
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no but i killed a soldier with own own rocket once.
the below poster will not play tf2.
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If you mean I don't play TF2 then you are correct. But I will if I want to even if you tell me I can't.
The poster below is all for open carrying.
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Of firearms??? No I live in a concealed carry state
The below poster is very afraid
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Please dont shoot me...
The below poster owns a firearm
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Several.
The below poster can't wait to see my whacked out BigMek with Shokk Attack Gun I am scratch building.
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Pics please! :)
The below poster will tell us what the next poster after them is doing.
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I think I have to in order to post at all...
The next person will NOT tell us what the next poster after them is doing.
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Probably because I don't care....
The below poster wishes I cared
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nah.
the below poster will be a games workshop ninja come to slay me.
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I possess no ninja skills :(...
The next poster will be a ninja from GW come to slay dregogg.
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Wouldn't I be less of a Ninja if I admitted it here? Do trees make ...... aw forget it.
The poster below would rather be a Samurai than a Ninja.
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Ninjas are much more quick and agile.
The next poster spends at least 5 hours a day on 40k online.
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nope that time is devoted to dow and tf2.
the below poster will be transition to a new army.
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yes, transition to chaos tau...
the below poster will tell me how to convert them. (convert not pervert)
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with chaos it's the same thing.
the below poster will say otherwise.
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no, you probably right,
the below poster will have noticed i dissapeared for weeks.
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yes, i missed the target practice.
the below poster will be nom sheep with a clever retort.
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nomsheep yes clever retort no.
the next poster will not have wheels attached to them.
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well my chair has wheels on it.
the below poster will be someone other than nomsheep for once.
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im afraid its not.
the below poster will have something better to do.
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nope
the next poster is running on low batteries.
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use a charger
the below poster is sanctjud or tangi.
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Nope.
The next person is glad I am not Tangi or sanctjud.
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Yes I am. If you were Sanct, I'd have to cover my exhaust, but if you were me then.....who am I? ???
The next poster knows the answer....
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The poster that needs me to pry those fingers covering that exhaust pipe(s).
The below poster like being slapped with a limp dick.
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It's how I wake myself up every morning.
The poster below has not yet seen the new Blood Angels Codex in their local GW. (deep strike Land Raider...is that a good thing?)
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I havent seen the codex... :(
The next poster has over 1000 points in all the armies
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Nope just 4 of them and I can't see myself ever buying Chaos.
The poster below thinks Glee is the best thing that ever happened to television.
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No, adult pay for veiw is the best thing that happened to television.
The next poster thinks Sanct must be in my driving seat, or my new toliet.
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quick word of advice, run.
the below poster will chase him.
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Yep. Poor bastard's just gonna die tired.
The below poster will simply wait quietly for death.
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will wait quietly for what now,
no below poster wants to be locked in a dungeon.
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its the only safe place to hide during the zombie apocolipse.
the below poster will have plans for a zombie outbreak.
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I would hope so with a .44 Mag revolver, .40 S&W Sig Saur P229, AR-15 with Holographic sight, front pistol grip with built in surefire light and laser and 210 synthetic tiped rounds (7 mags) and tactical vest.
the bolow poster will be stuck in his car when the zombie apocolipse hits
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I'll be taking a nap safely because I started the whole zombie apoc. with my fart.
The below poster loves that smell in the morning.
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Of what? Napalm? of course.
The below poster is a fool and a raving lunatic
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whatever gave you that impression ::)
the below poster will be interested in my slow growing tau army.
-
Hmm, interesting.
The below poster will help me find the camera to take pictures of my Ork Big Mek scratch build.
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*produces a camara* Unfortunatly the camara's battery are dead.
The below poster will have some batteries
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*Hands you a pair* All tech men carry batteries.
The below poster knows what I'm referencing there.
-
no, but the below poster will know.
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Nope don't know either, they don't pay me enough to figure stuff like that out
the below poster though does get paid enough to know the answer to all the questions of the universe.
-
well i'm unemployed so no.
the next poster will offer me a large sum of money.
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Or not....
The below poster can't wait to drink green beer tomorrow.
-
Guinness is the traditional drink around here for St. Patrick's
The poster below agrees with me that Guinness isn't that nice.
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HERESY! PURGE THE HERETIC!!!!!
The below poster will do such a thing.
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No I wont...
The next poster will change the topic completely.
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And now for something completely different:
The below poster remembers that phrase with fear and can explain why.
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No, I actually liked that movie.
The below poster will tell us who made the movie.
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well it was the person from the wassname of course.
the below poster will be more specific.
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It involved Drugs and minors.
The below poster is...below me and getting wet with excitement.
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??? Yeah or not.
The below poster wishes it would all just go away.
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Please.... take it away.
The next person enjoys Monty Python.
-
"Its only a flesh wound"
the below poster will know what character said that
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2/3 of a Black Knight.
The below poster would love to go Ni Ni Ning with me.
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Ni! Ni! Ni!!!
The below poster is horrified
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i would be but i've been on the internetz for too long.
the below poster will be new to the site.
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Not, really, but my post# might suggest so...
The below poster is a moderator.
-
I am not a mad power-crazed dictator of my every whim through the fear of the banhammer.
The below poster is a very unhappy Jambob.
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No
The below poster will not remember me
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you were from the before time weren't you.
the below poster is recovering from the previous night.
-
"Recovering" would imply that I stopped at some point.
The below poster will regale us with the story of their most epic bender.
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A turtle died, a truck got crashed, a chick got knocked up and made it with some guy other than the one that took her there (she crashed the truck BTW), a round bale was set aflame, I drank till the sun came up and I didn't throw up, good times...
The next poster is glad they didn't have to mention their infamous bender because it involved their mom, a can of Crisco, and moonshine.
-
no, because it never happened.
the next person may or may not be a member of BLACKWATCH
-
What? The famous Petroleum Service people!
The poster below isn't happy about the proposed increase in price for a packet of cigarette's
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I could care less
The below poster needs to spend less time in the tavern and more time in the real world
-
HERESY!!!
the below poster will give me gps coordinates for the doom laser.
-
Yeah or not....
The below poster wishes this madness between me and dreg would end.
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why? *narrows in on vanity killers computer with doom laser*
the below poster will say something completely different.
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ZOMFG!!!!! The sky is falling!!!!!!!!11!!!!PWNGE!!!!1111!!11ONE!!!1111!!
The below poster thinks that was a little extreme in terms of different.
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nipple,cheese,fish,face.
i have rechanged topic
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Although we are pretty free to do what we want, follow the rules please.
The below poster has been involved with the death of a game as I have...R.I.P. Word Association...HadLo tsOfFunThereWithSta rky.
-
Nothing can be more fun than bringing the ruin to a perfectly crappy tavern game.
The next poster is not as much of a sadist.
-
No, of course not.
The below poster isn't considering going to see Repo Men for the purpose of bludgeoning anyone who mentions how original the concept is.
-
The Genetic Opera was intense, I hope this one is as gruesome, but I doubt it.
The below poster enjoyed the original, esp. Paris Hilton's solo on stage...
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No just NO
The below poster will not have to remind me to follow the rules.
-
I've considered it and I'll let it slide this time.
The below poster will not let it slide
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Naturally. I'm a mod, I can't let things slide. FOLLOW THE RULES OR ELSE!
The below poster was very intimidated by that.
-
Good one ;)
The next poster wonders...
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...if that tire on the back of some SUV's is just used as cushion for the pushing...I'm sure Tangi knows.
The below poster would like to see the Sanct on Car action.
-
Ahem:
You want to know about the inner workings of vehicle intercourse? ???
Really? Are you sure? Are you absolutely positive? :o
You really want to hear about all that loud engine reeving, smoking exhausts, and awkward sounding gear changes? All that leaking oil, screaming tyres, blaring horns and blinking headlights? Really? Are you really sure?
Course you do.....Pedobear is your hero. ::)
I've seen it already.
The next poster is horrified.
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Horrified that you have eyes behind your head...I mean, how could you see it when you are facing forward and I'm taking you from behind...
The below poster is getting wet in his/her/its naughty spot.
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Horrified that you have eyes behind your head...I mean, how could you see it when you are facing forward and I'm taking you from behind...
Wing mirriors ;)
And yes, my transmission fluid is leaking something shocking. TO QUICK FIT!
The below poster is going to be sick...
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from all this bloody homework due tomorrow yes.
the below poster will be too late to tell me to stop procrastinating.
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Stop procrastinating!!!!! damn, too late.
The below poster is Swedish
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I'm swedish for kimchi.
The below poster will sex-u-lize the above statement.
-
I just Lichtensteined all over my keyboard.
The next poster is all Belgium for waffles!
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Pfft, Belgium Waffles with Cholate Icecream goo on top, topped off with two ass cheeks of french toast and a side of 2 Girls 1 Cup Sunnyside up.
The below poster will have seconds.
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dookie is an offensive weapon, not... whatever the hell it's getting used as in the vid.
The next poster has seen the movie and must now repress a shiver and swallow down their own vomit.
-
Both of you are severely beslubbered in the head.
The below poster plays Dark Eldar and cuts themselves everytime a new codex comes out
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No, and if that were true, I wouldn't even have scars.
The below poster saw what I did there.
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You drink the pus that comes out of the scars and soars?
The below poster will wonder what pus and torture have in common?
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They're both things involved in Sanctjud's special family time.
The below poster wants in.
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Oh yea, can we throw in lolicon and guro-chan into the mix as well...
The below poster will google those words.
-
Nah, thanks to you I have a better understanding of the terms than any sane person should.
The next poster feels greasy.
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Sure don't.
The below poster is patiently awaiting the Blood Angels so their Chaos Marines and murder them.
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Yes and, as I don't own any Chaos Marines, no.
The poster below is somebody that isn't happy with the change in the US health care system.
-
Not American, but whats not to like?
The next poster will politely explain...
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It involves me and doing lots of probing.
The below poster is still interested in getting down and dirty with gurochan...
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No, I don't like gettin' funky with what I refer as "the ultimate insult"
The next poster is at this very moment swimming in their own filth.
-
Ahem, you sir are in fact mistaken.
The below poster thinks political views belong in the Discussion forum and not here.
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Nah you wouldn't get an answer that including probing in the discussion forum.
The poster below got hit by one of those giant hail stones in Perth (Oz) on Monday.
-
no fortunatley i was on the giant hailstones, although we did cruxh a pedobear.
the below poster was that pedobear.
-
I'm sure you all waited for me to post, or it was divine intervention that I am honored to be the below poster above.
The below poster would like to go clubbing with Pedobear and I, we go hide-out to hide-out outside high schools.
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no, the highschools are to well guarded around here.
the below poster has a way toget in undetected
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I'll dress up as one of the parents... shouldn't be too hard to fit into the gutted remains of the family members that tried to block my way to my last conquests...
The below poster is appalled at how simple the words are above but mean so much...
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I'm just appaled at you letting slip too much personal information, they will find you.
The next poster is an informant.
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Are you for real? Snitches get raped to death for snitching...... I don't wanna get raped to death.
The below poster is an informant (:read N00b) and has disclosed everything
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I'm more of a fan of the Punisher.
The next poster likes Captain Atom.
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Nope but I am a fan of Gen13
The poster below is not a fan of comics at all
-
fan of what now?
the below poster has a life.
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7 Actually, this one counts as 2 of them...I mean, just look my post count, then the Tavern Posts too...that's like 2 lifetimes worth of posts for casual posters.....
The below poster would like to measure their 40KO stats against mine :D Who ever wins or loses gets a spot in my hot tub...
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PASS thanks
The below poster is a quitter
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No. Oh wait, maybe. Yes. No. Ye-no. I'm not sure. I give up....
The next poster knows the answer.
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42.
The below poster wishes I had been more original with my answer.
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original
the below poster will explain this term :D
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You have to sit on my lap first.
The below poster likes taking pictures with giant rabbits...hmmm handles those eggs in basket...
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Can we get through one page without something sexually suggestive?
The below poster wishes the same
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not particuarlly bothered one way or the other,
the below poster is though
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I wont say bothered, but yes I wonder if Snacty is on a watchdog list... or two.
The next poster has less of a tavern persona.
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Less than Sancty? Maybe, less than Nomsheep, OH HELL NO!!!!
The below poster will be the triumphant return of BlackLegionnaire
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no, im not black legionnarre he can spell.
the below poster is less chaosy than me.
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Psssh! I have more Chaosy-ness in my little finger
The below poster is afraid
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no because im more choasy
the below poster is a flaying mon - keigh
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I'll flay you ya muck-savage
The below poster wants to know what a muck-savage is
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no not really im all good not knowing.
where is someone with sanity?
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Obviously I'm the only sane one.
The below poster is so sane he'll get in the van for the free candy...you know you want it...
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ohhhhh, candy, *drools and climbs in van*
the below poster willstop me
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nah. kill or be killed i always say.
the below poster will want to see my 2000 pt. tau list.
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yes i will so i can plagurise it
the below poster will stop me
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why yes i will. *casts nomsheep into burning pit of doom*
the below poster will follow him.
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i am the below poster, but you can come with if you want.
the below poster is a really good photoshopped jeep. :)
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.......no. >:(
the below poster wonders 'who would win? Tangi, or some jeep?'
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some jeep. no wondering required
the below poster believes in tangi
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I do, he's having my Nurglings.
The below poster would like to watch the male version of 2 Girls 1 Cup.
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just no, seriously no, never.
the below poster will not modhammer this
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You edit that post to stick in a certain video idea mentioned in the prior post and I will make it my life quest to ban you from Earth forever.
The next poster is a pushover, a small tree that a bear wiped his bum on.
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I enjoy bears, but I'm inefficient at keeping their rumps sparkly clean.
The next poster hates ratlings.
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Yep.
The next person thinks that "some jeep" would destroy tangi.
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You sir are obviously mistaken.
The below poster thinks nomsheep should be slapped for calling Tangi a jeep
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with a sheep no less.
The next person has been hit in the face with a fish.
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I have been trout-slapped on many occassions, yes.
The below poster has been defenestrated.
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Oh but you are mistaken, it would be more appropriate to say that "I was a defenstrator".
The next poster should always remember to hold the person by the hands and drop them from the window, otherwise they'll know from trajectory that it wasn't suicide.
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noted.
the below poster will lives in fear.
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Of you? I'll just kill you.
The below poster thinks we need to take this to the kill the above poster thread
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no that thread died
the below poster will save that thread
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It's not dead, so long as there are willing souls to keep finding new and inventive ways to kill each other. It's like being in hell though, no matter how many times you kill that one jackass you want dead, he keeps coming back.
The below poster agrees
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Are you implying something? because I will totally shove my fist through your belly button and rip out your brain!
The next poster is uninventive when killing.
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yeah i'll admit to that
the below poster needs therapy
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You have no idea :D
The below poster is a flamboyant homosexual
-
ninja'd, damn you... >:(
You better watch out be-atch, or I'll give you such a pinch!
The next poster has a cute butt.
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yeah, *steps away slowly*
the below poster plays dark elves
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An elf is an elf, I hate skittles.
The next poster prefers a tougher army.
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yes, the imperial guard are all the strength i need.
the below poster will help me eradicate the xeno.
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Sure, just get in the van, I'll show you my 'shotgun'.
The below poster likes having the money shot all over them.
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Nah, I'm good.
The below poster will help throw Nomsheep into Ssncty's van. :)
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Nah, I'm driving.
The next poster wants to see some kitties.
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What are you talking about? The kitties you are running over with the van or the outrageously sexy lycra-clad pixies of the latest catch by pedobear.
The below poster would like to answer that question with a full mouth.
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Mouth full of those tasty kitties that just got run over.
The next poster assumes I'm making some remark similar to one Snacty might make, but is mistaken (nothing's a better meal unless its screaming while you eat it).
No Snacty, you may not comment...
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Ohh, ohh, ohh....oh man...I so had something modhammerable to say... :-X :-X :-X
The below poster will respond to the above...:D
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Has the Monkey tamed the shrewd?
The next poster did catch the pun.
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???
.....
.....
.....
.....
.....
.....
.....
.....
.....op, just got it! ;D
The next poster would have got it sooner.
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maybe, that remains to be seen, since you already got it.
The below poster also hates Jeeps.
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jeeps hummers, photoshop. i hate them all:)
the below poster agrees
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except for photo shop, that's awesome.
the below poster will be stuck in a sniper battle with yours truly.
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yes quite obvioulsy.
the below poster has my new sniper parts
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right here *head shots nomsheep*
the bellow poster will cut in.
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* cut* no same poster
the below poster will fly
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thanks to my jet pack yes.
the below poster will be vaporized by my suits various weapons systems.
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no im invicinable
the below poster isnt though
-
well i do have a sheild generator somewhere around here.
the below poster will be vanity killer come to grovel for a farsight avy.
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No.
The below poster will look with awe at the joke in my sig.
-
no, more like confusion.
the below poster will explain?
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If i have to explain it, your too stupid to understand anyways
the below poster agrees!
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yes however
the below poster will explain to shut me up
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I thought it obvious? A tick is a bloodsucking arachnid, and combining the "d" from dead, and the "ick" from tick, you get "dick", hence the joke.
The below poster is nomsheep, finally getting the joke.
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ohhhhhhhhhhh, me sees.
the below will look away and ignore this entirely
-
Oh look... a playground with kids...
The below poster is getting a hard-on watching...
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no.
the below poster watches prison break
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No, but how did the prision break? ???
The below poster wonders too.
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i already know.
the below poster is being suspended from a wall as we speak.
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no sancts not around
the below poster is safe
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Not whilst fuel prices are at their current levels :'(.....
The next poster fears that their time has come.
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yes, im afraid it has
the below poster will visit the forge and look at my genesneakers cult dex
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I have to stay away from those; I have enough problems building oversized armies that are tounament legal, let alone the project armies (e.g. homemade codex, Kroot mercenaries, etc).
The next poster wants new codex* (Kroot merc, hrud, cults)
Anyone notice Iron Guard hiding in the new Blood Angel's codex? Could they be one of GW's "hiding in plain sight" armies?
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i really do want a new dex mainly krrot or stealer cults.
havent seen the new BA dex.
the below poster has though
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yep, read it the other day, it's a bunch of crap
The below poster agrees
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Yeah, 'cuz I read it with meh PHYCHIC POWERZ.
The below poster is VK.
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You wish :-P
The below poster is not Sweord.
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Nope, just your friendly neighborhood Pedobear.
The below poster wishes he was here at the Anime Boston convention.
-
Well I'll be damned it must still be April Fool. A post by Sanctjud I can actually agree with without feeling dirty.
The poster below can't believe that you can still found guilty of sorcery in this day and age.
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yeah. in britain if its malicous in intent
the below poster finds that worrying
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it was like that when i got there. ::)
the below poster won't believe me.
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no no-one believes fresh meat
the below poster agrees
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Yes I do
the below poster likes being a compulsive user
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no, im freash meat. it's evil evil
the below poster cares.
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No, as a Mod I'm above such pathetic human emotions as "caring" about things.
The below poster wonders how much of the human brain has to be removed before one reaches Mod status.
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Half
The below poster wants half their brain removed so they can be a mod
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im already there, sign me up
the below poster will
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Too bad you had the wrong half removed
The below poster thinks nom should stick to being tavern idiot.
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Yes, works for me.
The below poster spends way too much time in the Tavern.
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yes, way to much precious time
the below poster isn't me
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No, your me. I'm him.
The next poster is them.
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yes we are
the below poster is worried
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About the lack of sexy here without me.
"I'm bringing sexy back, yeah!"
The below poster will pray to the Pedogods that that song does not continue...
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i already did.
they wont anser me damn
the below poster knows why
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You are not as creepy as I am...trust me...
The below poster will reinforce the above line.
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your name involves playing with kids. i believe you :)
the below poster does to
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No duh, Sancty could beat you dead with the amount of creepiness he has.
The below poster is Nomsheep.
-
what made you think that
the below poster doesn't care
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I'm a Tavern God...of Pedoism...you meatbags don't register unless you want some candy that's in my pants...
The below poster really, really, really wants some candy in my pants.
Where is that sweet ass of Starky's?
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No, definitely not.
The below poster thinks that tavern regulars should be made into demigods.
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Yeah, and that doesn't count Nomsheep.
The below poster would have way more posts if Tavern posts counted.
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about 500 more posts if they counted
the below poster wants to make me a demi - god too
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Yeah, why not?
the next poster thinks I could be a full god.....I AM LRT, MASTER OF TRANSPORTING CASH AND GOLD! BOW DOWN AND WORSHOP BEFORE ME!!!
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i'll have the cash and gold.
the below poster will then make tangi a full god
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I do have the power...but not willing.
Starky was the second Tavern God, I was the third,...Jester or Shade was the forth...but then Jawmonkey came onto the schene and the passing out of power stopped for some reason...
The below poster knows what's up with Starky...
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nope the damn cameras are out.
the below poster will be paranoid about my cameras of mass snoopery.
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It's simply too easy to smash them... and your face
The below poster really thinks I need to be nicer to people
-
whoever said smashing tau stuff was not nice? :-P
the below poster hates tau... commies...
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They're just behind jeeps in my hate list. >:(
the next poster hates guard......stupid turd.
-
no for the emporer
the below poster is a jeep
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Do I look like a beslubbering jeep?
The below poster is Tangi, angry at being referred to as a jeep
-
no, but he's probaly still really pissed
the below poster is tangi to confirm that
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>:(
the below poster is ;D
-
no, not really
the below poster has seen my new game
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Nope.
The below poster has seen Nomsheep's new game.
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Nope.
The below poster has seen Nomsheep's new game.
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Nope,
The below poster doesn't care that nomsheep has a new game
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Correct.
The poster below still has Easter eggs to eat.
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no, never got any
the below poster did though
-
the live baby chicks were tasty and delicious... especially the really bloody ones
The below poster will never be able to eat eggs again
-
Nah, everything has a food counterpart to me.
The below poster is worried about that.
-
Nom Nom Nom...wut?
The below poster continued eating icecream when watching 2 Girls, 1 Cup.
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i never stopped,
the below poster was one of the stars
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I was behind the camera...fapping while tapping...
The below poster would like to join in.
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I'll be joining in neither of your activities, thanks.
The below poster is done with the internet after reading Sanctjud's post.
-
Nah, to paraphrase.
"There are more things in heaven and earth, jam007, Than are dreamt of by Sanctjud.
The poster below doesn't watch much Television.
-
Indeed, especially since there's nothing anymore on saturday evenings...
The below poster likes chipmunks.
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Love 'em. But when I try to hug them, they go squish under my wheels. :(
The next poster facepalmed.
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I hardly ever facepalm but I did shake my head in disbelief at the amount of corn used for your reply.
The poster below thinks he/she should be out enjoying themselves and meeting real people instead of posting on here.
-
yes, i probably should be
the below poster doesn't agree
-
Correct, you are probably safest indoors.
The poster below is annoyed that they have to attend a family function of some kind this weekend.
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Well...are there any good looking distant cousins?
The below poster does not hesitate when it comes to incest.
-
that would be a no.
the below poster will pull the pin on a grenade belt and throw it at sanct.
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Exploding powder is my lube...it's not as bright nor as hot as my man goo.
The below poster has taken a money shot of said man goo and has asked for seconds from a non-existant face.
-
wrong again.
the below poster will be someone other than sanct or nomsheep.
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Wrong, it's better, it's Pedobear.
The below poster is being camped by Pedrobear...a distant cousin...
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Camping not my style, I prefer 5 star accommodation,
The poster below never gives to charity.
-
and what would one of those be?
the below poster does though?
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Come on, I think by now you guys would know I'm not a charitable person
The below poster, like me, doesn't care
-
yus that would be the one.
the below poster WILL change the topic to jeeps
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Or I will simply ignore the above posters attempted edict.
The below poster wonders why I am so mean to nomsheep
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No, I don't wonder why - it's the same reason we all are, because it's easy.
The below poster will defend nomsheep.
-
nah.
the below poster will join me in indifference.
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I am a poster child for indifference
The below poster is Snacty looking for something to rape
-
Ugh, no. :o
The below poster would never want to be like Sancty.
-
i'll pass thanks.
the below poster is vk apolagizing
-
I priase you for passing to NOT be like me...welcome to the club, you gotta bend over and let me feel your insides.
The below poster will note the awesomeness that is rape compared to actually answering the below poster question.
-
you really don't know me do you.
the bellow poster will be covered with marker light dots.
-
No, definitely not.
The below poster is in need of some psychological help
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i am now
the below poster will deliver said help
-
By deliver said help are we talking bludgeoning you senseless?
the below poster is a numptie
-
No.....I'm a tangi. :)
The below poster wonders 'is he serious'?
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Nope, I don't take anything seriously here...must like them rules.
TheBelowPosterRemem bersTheGoodOldDaysO fKillingThreads.
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IDon'tRememberAnythingTh anksToWhiskey.
TheBelowPosterWillE xplainWhyWe'reAllWritingLikeThi sNow
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Thisonediedbecauset hemodswereafraiditw ouldbetooeasytohide cusswordsifimnotmis taken.
The next poster wasn't there, so they missed out.
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Thankfully I don't really care either way
The below poster is all about thread killing
-
*plays Psycho Theme*
Stabby Stabby, thread goes byie.
The below poster wonders how I might wield a knife without poseable digits.
-
I figured you would mount a giant spiked brush guard on the front and just ram the hell out of it?
The below poster thinks I am a destruction genius
-
NotReally.
TheBelowPosterKnows IBreakDownBarriers. ..
-
"Barriers" being slang for bathroom stall doors on a lonely Friday night, yes.
The below poster has been intruded upon by Sanctjud.
-
thankfully no
The below poster was recently driven from the tavern by Sanct's pedophiliac activities
-
Thats actually why I'm back
The below poster is reading this while sitting on the toilet
-
Well, not technically, but I suppose any seat becomes a toilet if...
The below poster is disgusted.
-
I am disgusted at the lack of the dirty details.
The below poster likes to get tea-bagged while I prepare a victim from the reaping.
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Certainly, placing tea bags on ones skin is good for cleansing the pores.
The poster below has had their holiday ruined because of the Icelandic volcano.
-
I actually worship volcanos via human sacrifice, sooooooo...... no....
The next poster will let me give them a hot lava bath
-
I'm more of a "give than receive" sort of Monkey, now for your bath...
[Monkey turns back to Sickness, bends over, and demonstrates the infamous chili rainbow]
The next poster is happy they're not bathing in my "pot of gold" right now.
-
I'm always grateful at not being a target for your "colonic cannon."
The below poster is disturbed by that sentiment
-
I'm confused, you seemed to like double teamed and had the salty chili special last week.
The below poster likes where the Tavern Games are going.
-
Very productive. A credit to us all! :)
The next poster bought fish.
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And you know where I'm sticking it...right into Vanity's hole.
The below poster would like some soy sauce to go with said fish, right out of the 'oven'.
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If I could virtually decapitate you so you could never use the internet, I would. In a heartbeat
The below poster seconds that sentiment
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I do, cause I know how much you like getting head.
Whoa, whoa, the below poster does not think I'm going far with this liine of thought.
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No previously aforementioned poster thinks that you may need mental help
The below poster agrees
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I agree, I'm see a doctor named Pedrobear....he's been a real help in realizing my true feelings for another human being...
The below poster does not think I objectify people.
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Considering you think the world your crusty sock I think you objectify everything.
The next poster gets hot over the lamest things (pocket change, junk mail, associate's degrees).
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Can't say that I do to be honest. Nowadays it's just politicians that get me angry.
The poster below thinks I may have misunderstand jawmonkey's use of the word hot.
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probably, keys cause combustion
thebelow poster has a pink sock courtousy of sanct
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actually, it was a Cincinnati Bowtie
The below poster is curious as to what a Pink Sock and Cincinnati Bowtie are
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He he he....they are my 'special treats' for those that like to stroke things...
The below poster would love to meet me IRL.
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I'm going to make love to you all over your pointy marines. :-*
The next poster is choking back vomit.
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Vomit of joy as I use it to lube us both up for the amount of back door action we'll both enjoy.
The below poster would love to be in the middle of that sandwich.
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No but I would like to see that sandwich stuck on a huge toasting fork and toasted on the fires of Hell.
The poster below has been to church today.
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Nope, on my way, they haven't killed the chicken yet.
The next poster worships the ivory throne instead.
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Heh, I bet you do. It's long and hard.
The below poster has gotten 100% on FF XIII...without fapping to Lightning.
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I can't be bothered to play that.
the below poster has a reason why
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Because you enjoy good games.
The below poster, like the rest of the world, played FF XIII for a couple of hours before getting bored and disgusted that they paid money for it.
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I got burnt out at IX, a person can only press one button for so long. I used to play VII with my toes (building up levels), good times!
The next poster has another great example of lazy gaming.
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I wedged a controller into a corner to hold the joystick down in Katamari Damacy once so I could take a nap.
The below poster has another lazy gaming story.
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Unfortunately no, I'm not too lazy about gaming.
The below poster also plays online FPS games on their computer
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Nah, I'm done with video games; they're fun but in the end all you have to show for all those hours wasted is a small packet of 1's and 0's, and it's likely similar to hundreds and thousands of other players. At least my 40k armies are tangible and, most of the time, have a very individualistic look.
The next poster is another sucker for video games.
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Not really, but the game I play has an online stat server, and it cost me nothing to play. So I figure it was worth it, and is actually really fun to play.
The below poster is intrigued.
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Nope, I haven't played video games since Sega was king.
The poster below has had the kenzero virus on their PC but for obvious reasons won't admit it.
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I've got a dick in my computer...won't admit it's mine...
The below poster has received some email with my man goo in it....lick the monitor....it'll be sweet.
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I'm going to fax you poop.
The next poster would not like that leaking from their inbox.
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You are correct sir, no poop faxing or man goo emailing of any kind please.
The below poster is all about homosexual scheisser porn.
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Esp. when they are under 5 years old?
The below poster is tempted.
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No not in the slightest
i had a random thought earlier. when 40k people are doing th enasty (with or without sanct's involvement, yes it really can happen without) do they yell oh god or oh emporer.
the below poster has this answer
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Oh heresy, FOR THE EMPEROR!
The next poster is turned on by macs made with skulls.
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Anything really.
The below poster was there when I first started posting in the Taverns...
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I was, and it was madness. MADNESS!
The below poster has been here longer than PedoSanctjud but not as long as me.
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nope still fresh meat. but mostly due to the fact that i spend all my time in the tavern.
the bellow poster will have noticed that i have risen from the dead again.
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Back and bland...
The next poster is a wet blanket at parties.
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Far from it thank you.
The below poster is a social misfit who is frightened of interpersonal relationships
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Yeah, but we can still be friends. :-*
The next poster has never danced.
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i do it when i summon daemons. duh.
the bellow poster will be celebrating earth day by summoning froth the foul legions of chaos.
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Probably not.
The below poster is going to report Dreg to the ordo hereticus
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i run the ordo malleus. they can't touch me.
the bellow poster will know where vanity killers tau wandered off to.
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They were killed off by Orks
The below poster laughed at that statement
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not really.
the below poster will join me on my crusade.
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Sorry, my marines are hunting for some Tzeentchy bastards.
The next poster loves it when their army faces off against an army that, according to their fluff, makes them their arch enemy.
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Yes it's great fun for all involved.... granted, everyone is the arch enemy of the Orks
The below poster will tell me who the arch enemy of the Salamanders is.
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Sorry I haven't the foggiest.
Like me, the poster below doesn't care about the fluff side of 40K.
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I'm fluffy like a teddy bear, boyo!
The next poster has lame fluff.
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Mods have no fluff, we have steel wool.
The below poster thought I could've tried harder to be funny there and will provide a wittier response.
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I thought you were just going to talk with your mouth full.
The below poster wonders what is filling up Jammy's mouth...
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Jammie Dodger?
The poster below watched last nights election debate and is thinking, God help us.
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i couldn't have cared less actually.
the bellow poster will post a link anyway.
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Yeah or not. I really don't feel like looking for it
The below poster is also watching Goodfellas
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no father ted.
(holds hypnodisk) the below poster is getting sleepy, now they will read my story and comment
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Hmm, I'll consider it, as I am busy assembling a battlewagon at the moment
The below poster also has a bunch of amphetamine parrot to assemble in preparation for 'Ard Boyz
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Yes, but sadly, I'll prob. be unable to go...my standards are pretty high for my converted army...
The below poster would like to service me while I work with some greenstuff.
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Work as a butler for you, I don't think so..
The poster below has never used greenstuff.
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My tyres are made of the stuff!
The next poster avoids yellow when painting.
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Yellow, blue, green... painting in general to be honest.
The poster below also resents spending time painting their models.
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Yeah, thats why I haven't done it in years.
The below poster has more unpainted models than me (currently about 25)
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True, I'm more of a converter/scultper.
The below poster is part of the Mile-High Club.
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Not with you that's for sure
The below poster is an easy target for random madness
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Er aren't we all? That's the beauty of randomness, you never know when it will strike.
Since Stephen Hawkins has said that he thinks any aliens out there are likely to strip Earth of it's resources and move on, the poster below thinks that he is a secret fan of the Tyranids.
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My Orks would crush his Nids
The below poster is now stocking up on bolter rounds for the impending invasion.
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Nope, tabasco sauce, I'm going to beat them at their own game.
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The chain is broken! We're all doomed! :o
The next poster will reattach the link.
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I'll plug it in, Ohhh Yea, Giggity Giggity.
The below poster loves the massive chin.
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The below poster loves the massive chin.
???
The below poster wanders ''is there any part of the body that Sanctjud isn't oggling over''.
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Your alternator is looking pretty fine...
The below poster would love to hump a functioning alternator.
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No, you are a sick demented crazy Snacty... really you are.
The below poster is finally going to ban Snacty from the tavern for everyone else's benefit
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Nope, I would rather that bad spellers were mod hammered.
The poster below has a bowling average over 200.
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That's fairly true.
The below poster is his own grandmother. Sancty is the son.
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*offers argos a knife* Kill yourself with this for even considering that
The below poster is all about seppuku
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Seppuku? The number grid puzzle game? I'm all about that!
The next poster is too.
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Honor, pride, duty, Bah! The only thing I need is hate.
The next poster is hateful.
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When it suits me. Channeling it into something worthy of your destruction makes it more fun
The below poster also has an extreme amout of hate.
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Yeah it often overwhelms my rage, GRRRR!!
The next poster gets angry when they look at certain colors of dice.
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I hate clear dice with white markings, it's impossible to read, thus easier to cheat. I beslubberING HATE CHEATERS!!!!!!!!!
The below poster also hates clear dice with indistinguishable markings
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I hate players that use the same color dice, except the pips are either white and off-white, or some other similar confusing arrangement of colors.
Next player totally agrees.
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I hate everything but green dice.
The below poster ballroom dances...
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I do, actually. Haven't in a couple of years but I did take lessons (my sister forced me to so I wouldn't embarrass her at her wedding).
The below poster will grossly misinterpret what I just said.
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I praise quickie incest before the knot is tied?
The below poster likes to tango, in all its forms.
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Only with you Sanct.
The below poster likes to salsa, sauce all over.
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No, just no.
The below poster is fresh meat and has no idea what is about to happen to them in here.
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i would be a member by now but i'm too damn lazy to raise my post count.
the below poster will motivate me to post outside of the tavern.
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the tavern is your friend post here more
th ebelow poster will yell at me for doing the opposite and then they will visit th eforge and review my new character
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yes and no.
the below poster will be more helpful.
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Nah, I'll only help if I get back door access.
The below poster will yell congratz to the game for reaching past 100 pages... at least for me it's pasted 100 pages.
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CONGRATZ! *beeps horn in celebration*
The below poster is also heading towards a milestone.
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Yes, I'm getting closer and closer to 7777 posts...
The below poster likes the screaming.
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Only if it's you getting your bodily parts removed
The below poster is all about crushing Sanct to powder.
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I'm game if you are doing it just to do some lines.
The below poster has tried the lines.
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I love lines! (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/94/Tron_Video_Game._Lightcycles.png)
The below poster liked the discs even more.
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I like Legacy more...
The below poster is fapping right now to Tron.
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I like Legacy more...
The below poster is fapping right now to Tron.
Hey what's with the sexism? I could be shlicking for all you know. ;)
The poster below has never played Darts.
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Darts? far too many times
The below poster is a mess
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Far from it thank you.
The poster below is going to get drunk as it is a Bank Holiday weekend & they've got an extra day to recover.
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Nope, I have drill this weekend, so I shall be working my butt off
The below poster also has to work this weekend
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Yep. :(
The below poster dosn't.
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I don't know what "dosn't" is, but I'm sure I'll get [insert body part] job at some point if the PMS isn't raging...
The below poster knows that none of those jobs involve willing participants.
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Tell me about it. ;D
Below poster feels strange about realizing their own breathing.
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not really.
the bellow poster will be a tau player who will critique my army mech gun line list on the tau forum.
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An old foe I thought I saw the back off a long time ago, fat beslubber that he is, has just crawled back out of the sewer again for a fight, and he's brought along his hoof footed teen-pop sensation friends. >:(
Or, to put it another way, an old gaming buddy of mine is back in town with his tau.
Now, in my early days, I spent a lot of time fighting the Udders of Thoth faced purple Boy Snide's Outrageously Shiny Leather and PVC clad Soul Trains, but it's been 3 years, so I'm all rusty now. Any advice? :-\
I figure it's still best to rush them. Fistty cuffs over fire fights right?
(Apologises to any tau player reading this. It's probably not your fault you HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO COMMON SENSE WHATSOEVER! :P)
....Tau player I am not.
The next poster thinks I'm biggotted against the stubby purple space camel teen-pop sensations.
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Camel.......Toe?
The below poster will be as confused as me about posting some stuff and yet it is gone now.......modhammer ed without notification or internets fails?
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I'm more confused by the stuff that doesn't get mod hammered. I always thought that, no matter what the context, the posting of points values was forbidden.
The poster below wants White Dwarf to drop the Lord of the Rings coverage.
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yes. it's waisting space that can be put to better use showing off the tau.
the bellow poster will know what it's like being the only xeno player in a lgs with nothing but space marines.
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yes, for the emporer is something you can hear to much.
th ebelow poster supports the greater good
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I would, submit or die... what you are submitting to, I'll let you know in the van. :D
The below poster wonders if I've been modhammered before...
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i know you have, muhahahahahahaha
the below poster will submit to my new race of super - spartans known as salamanders
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I submit to you this Power Fist, to which it must be rammed up Vulkans' ass.
The below poster thinks Vulkan lists are so....several codices ago....
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the salamanders had officail lists i dont believe you
the below poster and vulkan live together happily in a closet far far away
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True, I fist him with my power fist.... WAAAHHH double entendres?.... in that closet.
The below poster has seen it go elbow deep.
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And its an image that will haunt my dreams forever.
The below poster knows a good way to bleach that from my mind.
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Yeah, smoke Borax.
The next poster has smoked some funny stuff, and I'm not refering to tobacco or reefer.
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I've tried........smokin g my own pubic hair?
The below poster sooo believes what I say...:D and will be another image they won't be able to bleach from their minds.
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:'(
The below poster is :'( too.
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I am too, I'm just wondering how bad this can go...
The below poster wants MOAR!!
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you are sick my friend. but there is simply too much entertainment value in watching the others squirm.
the bellow poster is also in it for teh lolz.
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(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi150.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fs98%2FSanctjud%2Ffebruary_08_2_341.gif&hash=c4971f4ceda214b27e3d6d1fccb4e0f2466b7989)
The below poster will follow up.
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Nope, lol's is one of the worst things about the internet and I refuse to get dragged.
The poster below also despises the web speak that most under 15's adopt.
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I actively hunt them down and eradicate them. Almost Ordo Hereticus like.
The below poster also wants to be an Interwebs Inquisitor.
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WRONG
I WANT TYO BE AN INTERWEBS HERETIC
the below poster will also shun the inquisitor to continue committing acts of betrayal towards the god emperor of teh interwebs
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
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*shakes head woefully* Nope I would quite happily pay Vanity Killer and the rest of his army (?) friends to hunt and kill people that lol.
The poster below is happy that Starrakatt has appeared on these boards once again.
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"... and the dark clouds were pushed back and the Great Tavern God Starrakatt decended from the sky and spread his glory across all of the tavern and it was good. Newbies cowered in fear for they new not what was happening, and followers rejoiced at his return!"
The below poster doesn't think it is right to immortalized Starky as the Great Tavern God.
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and the tavern god decended while the newbie's yawned and began a quest to hunt down and eradicate all lol'ers.
the below poster will follow into damnation (cough) i mean glory(no sanct's allowed)
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Psssh, whatever newbies, I have better things to do
The below poster is Snacty, overly excited that Starky has made an appearance
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no, nomsheep completly ignorant as to who starky is.
the below poster is sanct recoverinfgg from the mangoo explosionm he suffered when he realised starky still walked among us.
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no it's me
The below poster is nom trying to come up with something witty
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Not sanct, but I am covered by the mangoo from said explosion. :(
The next poster is :o
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:o
The below poster is nom to lick Tangi clean
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ninja'd twice damn
yes it's nom
i just missed my victim
the below poster i ssaid victim
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*spear to the face!* Ha me again
The below poster is pleased with my foiling of nom
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what did i ever do to you?
the below poster will think about avenging me and whooping nomsheep's ass
but then wont be bothered because he noticed beer and micro pizzas in da fridge
indeed
the below poster will be less pleased but can still see why it needed to be done
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less pleased? It's my handiwork!
The below poster is nom, hating my existence
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hell yeah >:( ;D
the below poster agrees
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Ha, you don't scare me sheep boy.
the below poster is Tangi, hunting nomsheep
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no it's me hunting tangi
the below poster is tangi
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nope, it's me, helping Tangi
the below poster is the true Raptor Jesus, set to kill the blasphemor named nomsheep
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.....making a fool outta me. I'll 'nom' him >:(
.....nom kerbab, lol. Oh, there he is....OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM *burp*.
The next poster is amused at the image of a truck eating a sheep.
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.....making a fool outta me. I'll 'nom' him >:(
.....nom kerbab, lol. Oh, there he is....OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM *burp*.
The next poster is amused at the image of a sheep eating a truck.
the below poster likes the repair job
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i'm too lazy.
the below poster will write something irrelevant.
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I ballroom dance.
The below poster would like to tango with me...tangi for a tango? :D color]
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Umm, ok? :-\
The next poster thinks I'm in trouble.
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You naughty car you.
The below poster has seen the balls drop off Tangi's undercarriage.
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not yet but he won't elde me forever muhahahahaha
the below poseter is confused
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Only due to your inability to spell
The below poster hopes I don't become a spelling nazi
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Just the opposite actually.
The poster below has a copy of the first White Dwarf magazine.
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Sadly no, I'm not that old
The below poster thinks Hellboy's big fist is a powerfist
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He's been fisting for so long, there's no lube or moisture and his fist is red and cracked due to the blood and pieces of flesh ripping off.
The below poster would like a taste.
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No, I want to feel the awesome that would be a functional power klaw; oh yeah, the sweet sound of microhydraulic piston-driven claws openning and closing, powered by the gentle purr of an air-cooled four cycle motor on my back, and the beautiful screams of my victims and the splash of gore against my face.
The next poster will make me a functional power klaw in return for one, or more, of my massive armies.
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I would but time and materials deny my that ability
the below poster has the time i need.
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I have the time, just not the parts at the moment.
the below poster will hook me up with the microhydraulic motors to finish said fully functional power klaw.
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no, i have worked out a way to actually physically do it though.
the below poster jawmonkey orgasming over the idea.
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"Jizz in my pants"
The below poster is "on a boat, snake on a plane."
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sailing to a lonely island
the below poster is jawmonkey wondering wether i was serious about my ability to make a functional power klaw
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Nope, but I could power fist you if you want...
The below poster is getting their pants wet in anticipation.
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i spilled a lot of water on my legs does that count
the below poster didn't notice i forgot to play the game
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Nah, more jizz in your pants because I brushed up against your inner thighs.
The below poster will actually play it right.
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i did, look at my edit
the below poster will believe me
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I don't, you sly delete/reposter.
The below poster likes Disturbed.
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yes i do good band
the below poster is worried as sanct did pervert that sentence
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No, but I did pervert your name.
The below poster has injected some of my man goo into their name.
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nope. thats what the rain coat is for.
the below poster will wonder just what kind of rain coat i'm talking about.
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Sometimes I prefer to ignore your foolishness
the below poster is also spending his time doing nothing lately
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So beslubbering true.
The below poster would like to watch Bible Black with me.
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No, things like that are best kept 'private', I think
The below poster doesn't know what Bible Black is and thinks this is perfectly innocent.
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All I can say is...innocence will be lost...and Virgin Eyes will no longer be.
The below poster enjoys necromancy.
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yes the ability to summon legions of zombies to eat you alive is quite useful.
the below poster doesn't get enough sleep.
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....so....true....z zzzzzz
The below poster would not want to watch hentai with sanct.
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Would there be subtitles?
The poster below didn't vote last night.
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Sadly no, as I was busy laying new carpet down
The below poster also has a lot of remodeling to do lately it seems
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Indeed I do and just like my 40K painting I keep putting off the decorating as well.
The poster below will be buying Judas Priest's 30th anniversary release of British Steel.
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Not a big Judas Priest fan, so no.
The below poster is patiently awaiting the new Dark Eldar codex to start another Army
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Correct, though patiently may not be the right word.
The below poster is waiting for the release of a new Codex as well.
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no, an arse whooping by one player is not cool, several will be annoying
the below poster concurs
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I only dish them out, so I don't mind giving out a butt humping....or whooping as you guys call it.
The below poster loves converting 40K models.
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If only you could see my collection.....
The next poster thinks Sanct will...misconstrue that.
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I'd love to see your well used dildos...maybe I'll use those two butt plugs on your tailpipe.
The below poster will try for three plugs.
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No, more like try and assassinate you.
the below poster is a newbie who wishes Snacty would just go away
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here here....
The below poster is sancty making fun of vanity and i agreeing on something.
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I praise you for agreeing to the double penetration.
The below poster would love to have a pair...on their pair...
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pair of e-cannons? sure why not. *fries all three of you in the usual fashion*
the below poster will be sanct come to pervert that.
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Have a taste of mine, I've loaded in the extra salty rounds; they are aimed at the back of your mouth.
The below poster dreamed about this exchange of fluids.
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Now....and I will have to generalize here...but do not all "males" want to do that with their sexual counterparts? I, for one, do not dream of such exchange...
The below poster will be sanctj making another sexual innuendo comment.
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no, not sanct he's to busy having his darkest dreams/night terrors come true
the below is sanct crying?:)
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I'm crying with joy, that wingsofrazgriz1 would like to have a sleep-over
I'll we will have lots of fun.
The below poster would like to bend wingsofrazgriz1 over the chair for me.
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The only way that would happen is if I was also trapped in the van and it was my only way to escape unscathed, at which point, kill or be kill takes affect. Sorry wings.
The below poster would also sacrifice a newb to escape the van.
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I would, just to follow you out, throw pieces of corpse at you to distract you and catch you. You can run away, but I do get closer without needing to even move.
The below poster plays Warmachine.
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Nope sorry sanct, the only way i may ever do that is if tangi's car or vanity's horse eats you and the car...WHOLE
The below poster is sanct worrying about getting eaten by <insert name of creature other than a human here>.
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Tangi hungry...but I wouldn't swallow that. :(
The below poster wonders, 'what are you exactly?'
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My love glove.
The below poster would love to sign these papers...
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I would love to sign papers...as long as i could make up names...better yet..make a computer do it! But if it is to sign away my freedom to some odd 40k slave ring all for sanct pleasure, i'll pass.
Below poster is sanct trying to make love to the comment i posted above...(if it is...this is getting creeeeppppyyyy)
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*humping sounds* Ahh, ahh, ahhh, ahhhhhh, yes, yes, yes, wider, wider, deeper, deeper...ahhhh, oh yea...
Whooo.... Mr. Comment's oral surgery went awesome!
The below poster can not be serious about this being creepy... it's the internet for Raptor Jesus's sake....I mean.... look at my avy.
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I'm a mod, I'm never serious about anything. ;)
The below poster will wonder how far I'll let PedoSanctjud go before I mod him.
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Anywhere, cause your modhammer is my favorite ride.
Below poster will point me in a new innocent direction to corrupt.
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i hear the newbie forum hasn't had a good *insert comment here* in a while.
the below poster will cringe in terror.
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All i can say is...AHHHH MY EYES!!!! MY EYES!!!!
The poster below will agree with me.
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you get used to it after a while.
the bellow poster will still have virgin eyes.
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No, I've been here too long.
The below poster has been here longer and has fallen to the corruption of Slurgle
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Not me.
The below poster has bungee jumped
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no
the below poster is in my van, much creepier than sancts
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You don't have a van numbnuts.
The below poster is frightened of my new demonic superpowers
-
???
Nope.
The below poster forgets themselves.
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Yup, and PedoSanctjud takes control.
The below poster would give him or herself head if they could.
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Mods are above such laughable needs as sexual release.
The below poster is not and wishes he had that ability.
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Yes? I know you'd love me to stroke your modhammer.
The below poster is interested in my winks and nudges.
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not really, i have better things to nudge
the below poster knows what :)
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Your sex doll?
The below poster thinks that was a bit of a low blow.
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Indeed I do. Accusing someone you do not know of owning a sex doll insinuates you think that they are socially inadequate. Personally I think he uses his dads sex doll.
The below poster always travels using public transport.
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Not where I live, it'd be safer getting into Sanct's van
The below poster also has public transportation run by former convicts
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no, however i bet your former convicts don't drive with a map in front of their face so they can't see the road
the below poster has seen that
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I only use it as an excuse to run over the fluffy bunnies...
Speaking of furry's...the below poster know what I talk about when I say Furry Love.
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Only for a furry to get eaten by a bear....
The below poster is a furry
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No I'm a metal, rubber, safety glass, er...plastic. That's all of it I think. :-\
The next poster is engaged in a thrilling debate. ;D
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No but I need to be every now and again to keep me civil.....
The below poster will come up with one.
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Forgive me to ignore everything previous to this:
No I'm a ... rubber, ...
I think you might be too small to fit me, but I'd wear you like my other love gloves.
The below poster Lawled.
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God help me, I did.
The below poster thinks I'm now beyond redemption.
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I am in the same position Jim D: I too laugh and believe we are both beyond redemption.
The below poster is sanct for some odd reason liking that jim and i believe us beyond redemption.
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Muuahhaah. Ego Level is over 9000!!
The below poster will now Lawl at how sad of a responce that was...
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lol (oh gawd its true..)
Below poster is sanct...hmm...i cannot read the winds of time so iono what he is doing next.
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Wrong it is I, here to purge your horridness with flame and faith....
The below poster will also join the Ordo Pedobearus (Kill the Pedobear) as an Inquisitor
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I can't be an Inquistor.
The below poster wonders what I could do in the Ordo Pedobearus.
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Provide Armored support?
the below poster thinks Sanct will try and corrupt the formation of the Ordo Pedobearus
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to late i'm afraid he is among you
the below poster is worried
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Hmm, guess now I have to call the Ordo Hereticus to deal with him.....
The below poster thinks my anti-Pedobear Ordo is awesome sauce
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I'll have it on my chips! ;D
The next poster wants to see the damage Sanct did to me.
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i'll do worse
the below poster feels sorry for sanct
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Why the beslubber would i feel sorry for that thing?
The below poster will help me fix the damage done to Tangi
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im a mechanic, so i'll add nos here remove that suspension you wont be needing that or them brakes.
the below poster cares that im planning to mutalite tangi the jeep
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...jeep? >:(
The next poster thinks the Ordo Pedobearus is a good idea.
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...jeep? >:(
yes, a ford discovery, muhahahahaha
yes it is , i shall join
the below poster agrees
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Sorry nom, but you are far to corrupt to join
The below poster will help me find a better avy and name cause demonically possessed superhero isn't doing it for me
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i agree,
i thought i was corrupt as a newborn kitten
the below poster has a name for vk
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Vanity Killer Discovery...4 wheel drive at its best.
the below poster is worried about an influx of trucks.
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i don't like jeeps, so many jeeps
the below poster is a jeep
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Vanity Killer Discovery...4 wheel drive at its best.
I was thinking more along the lines of VK the Super Duty extreme....
Jeep, I think not, you're just jealous that you drive a smart car
the below poster thinks nom is a buffoon
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bufoon, *sniggers* ive been called worse by my friends
the below poster didn't notice the spelling mistake
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Grammar Nazi i be not.
The below poster thinks Ordo Pedobearus will ultimately succeed.
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With Inquisitor VK at it's head, oh yes, now we need a Chambers Militant to help us out
The below poster is Tangi with an idea
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no, all will fall to inside infiltration like th eofficia assissinorium (sp)
the below poster is a member of that
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You mean the officio assassinorum right? learn to spell much?
The below poster is nom with more mindless drivel
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yes, no mindless drivel, and that's what i meant
the below poster is vk dreading the day i conquer the earth
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Ugh, god help us if you ever achieve anything that large....
the below poster thinks nom couldn't conquer a sand castle if he tried
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i could easily, and i will rule it well
th ebelow poster is vk glad that im leaving for the night
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FINALLY!
the below poster will help me decide to do more work on my Alpha Legion story, or switch gears and come up with something else
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Let me read it first. :)
@nom.
No but...at least check out the comment I left on your Fan Fic before you walk out on us. :'(
The below poster will.
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Sure thing Tangi
the below poster is wondering what sort of madness I am cooking up for my name and avy this time
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I'm on the edge of my seat with anticipation!
The below poster will congratulate me on almost being done with college.
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Congrats... less Friends with benefits and full time work....congrats.
The below poster would like to be my 'best' friend.
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No, but i know of several "ahem" people who will be...just go into this one cell, and ill throw away the key. (plays date rape by sublime)
Below poster is VK trying to recruit people for his new Ordo
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I'm wearing him...and this Ordo is awesome... 77 pounds of Rape in disguise.
The below poster faps to FF XIII.
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I will have to burn you Sancty, for heresy. But, I may be benevolent, due to you saying such things about nearly every thing anime-ish related.
Either way, below poster thinks Genesis is one of the best tragic anti-hero.
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Genesis???? um sure whatever.......
The below poster is ready to get rid of Snacty
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Lascannons charged.
The below isn't suprised to learn that I'm only BS 2.
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well...lets just hope you could hit a huge walking bear
The below poster agree that Tangi should just use a template weapon.
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yes, hence why we have outfitted Tangi with a Demolisher Cannon as well.
the below poster thinks it would be quite awesome to have a Land Rover Tangi with a Demolisher Cannon.
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Demolisher Cannon...that would show everybody! :)
The below poster thinks a inferno cannon would be better.
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Demolisher Cannon with Inferno Cannon sponsons!!!!!!!
The below poster thinks that the new Land Raider Tangi is awesome.
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Yes I am. ;D
The below poster will invoke the machine spirit within me to complete the process...
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The Adeptus Mechanicus has completed the invoking and you're ready for battle!
The below poster is very, very, afraid
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I'm afraid it isn't competitive and not worth my time tabling.
The below poster will one up this.
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Run now, little pedo....
The below poster is :o
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:o.... no ;D yes
the below poster thinks the new Land Raider Tangi is awesome
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The Land Raider is awesome, but I think the tangi bit is the taste left after a meeting with Sanctjud.
The below poster has tried an extreme sport of some kind.
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Extreme Free Running....cause those little kids run for their poopers.
The below poster always dreams about humping stuff.
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No, my only dream is to rid the Tavern of Pedobears
The below poster hopes I realize my dream
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yes. *sends torrent of flames through sancts screen*
the bellow poster will be afraid now that i'm an inquisitor of the ordo pedobearus
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Oh no, this is excellent....
The below poster will also join the Crusade against the Pedobear
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already in it.
the bellow poster will be stupid enough to try and run from the ordo.
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The only running I do is of the Ordo itself
The below poster wonders if the Ordo Moderatus is ever returning to the Tavern
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that's why we're here.
the below poster is vanity killer with a proclamation to the rest of the ordo.
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"PURGE THE FOUL POWERS OF SLURGLE WITH FLAME AND FAITH MY BROTHERS! THE LIVES OF SMALL CHILDREN EVERYWHERE DEPEND ON OUR EVER WATCHFUL EYE OF VENGEANCE!"
The below poster feels empowered and determined to go kill some Pedobears now
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Yea.. me too.. I mean... if I could beslubber myself, I prob. would.
The below poster has no idea I've skinned a follower and am in his skin....though my boner from feeling the insides of the skin is giving things away.....
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I had an idea....
...DIE PEDO! *fires lascannons*
amphetamine parrot, I missed.
The next poster thinks I need work.
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I'll work on your ass first.
The below poster uses butt plug protection.
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No more like Storm Shield protection
The below poster will remind PedoSanct that Land Raiders don't have asses
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Heh, you have no clue... I'm the humper here and everything has a fold to hump...you call it what you will, but I call it ass and it's something I'm here to fil.
The below poster likes it in the back 'entrance'.
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No...because rouges do it from the behind. (And only if they are really really hot female rouges for example Taki [Soul Calibur] and Ayane [Dead or Alive].)
Below poster is Pedo trying to be a ninja.
Edit: put emphasis on really and to discern what kind of rouge is doing it.
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My dagger is actually a sword....and I go Combat Rouge... I still like to do it from behind.
The below poster says wow to WoWers.
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indeed... *presses big red button on data slate*
the bellow poster will have the coordinates for me to call down exterminatus on sanct.
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I'm right behind you and the coordinates is the midsection betwen the butt cheeks and 7.7 inches in.
The below poster likes to ride Donald Duck.
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only on wends-days .
the bellow poster will hook me up with a witch hunter inquisitor lord.(as well as some grey knights)
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Sure, they are in my van, why don't you just hop on in. Yee haww.
The below poster likes to be ridden.
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My arthritis put paid to that a long time ago.
The below poster will actually play a game of 40K this weekend and not waste any more time on here.
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Probably not.
The below poster however will play this weekend... and win
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I will score. Right after taking pics at the INDY GT that is in my town.
No, I won't be playing there, nor in 'Ard Boyz.
The below poster knows why I don't, cause it wouldn't be fair. :D
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true it isn't far to violate th eother players whilst playing
the below poster will read my story :)
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No, but I would like to recite the old Bend the Opponent over a take and take them then and there with the mini's watching.
The below poster has pics.
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yes, being used in the inquisitorial conclave right now.
the bellow poster will give me the powers of the ordo malleus in order to hunt down and slay sanct.
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I give you all the powers in the universe to get on all fours and beg for it.
The below poster likes it long and hard.
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When it comes to this forum short and sweet is probably the best option.
The below poster is planning on buying something from Forge World.
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yes, a greater knarloc
the below poster will tell me if it's any good?
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haven't got it... yet.
the bellow poster will give me a grey knight army to paint.
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i wish i had one to be hoest
th ebelow poster has two spare grey knight armies
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No Grey Knight army here.
The below poster will join the pedobear revolution.
(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.forkparty.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F02%2Fpedobear-olympic-mascots.jpg&hash=6ecaaf1588ec0ced043a59aac0cce5c0a80fab3b)
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I praise the support of the Vancouver 2010 community.
The below poster will take up the Pedrobear name.
(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi150.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fs98%2FSanctjud%2FPedobear_and_pals.png&hash=5b859d0c4a49ab928f61189393670749ef1f2259)
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um no...
(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi587.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fss318%2FFrightenedFreddie%2Fmotivator71cb072bb128d76e4c6fa858ed.jpg&hash=799acefe830b5e6ebfa0c3658288c2cd6d864c89)
the below poster will shun the daemon of slurgle.
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As a Mod, I do indeed shun all daemons and furthermore support your motion of exterminatus.
The below poster wonders where I've been for the past 2 days
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Does it matter? It seems like you post here and the "praise the above poster" thread then dissappear back into the cellar/mad scientist laboratory.
The next poster knows JamBob personally, but they broke up after a brief engagement.
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well, we arent allowed to talk about that. my hypnotist/ slurgle lord told me so
the below poster is said slurgle lord
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Yes, I'm the the Head honcho and recieving head is the name of game 1.
The below poster likes to swallow...
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Depends on what I'm swallowing. If it's a bowl of worms, forget it.
The below poster will take up the cause of the Ordo Pedobearus to proclaim exterminatus against PedoSanctjud.
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I will not join the Ordo Pedobearus.
The next poster will join Sanctj in his van.
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Not true. I will stay loyal to the Ordo Pedobearus!
The below poster will be half asleep when he writes his post.
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are you spying on me, im not a traitor*cough*
the below poster will not visit this link unless over 100 or a worshiper of slurgle, this is real proof of what happens when moderators stop moderating.
http://www.emoscene.com/forum/topic.php?td=107357 (http://www.emoscene.com/forum/topic.php?td=107357)
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So once again the traitor lurks it's head trying to poison the light of the Emperor with it's impureness. Eat bolter rounds and die traitor scum!!!!!!
The below poster will click the link out of curiosity and report.
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Well that was basically the worst thing I've ever seen.
The below poster is now curious and will also click that link, to their regret.
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I praise you for
entering my dreams clicking the link.
The below poster will actually learn something new in that clikcy.
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Interesting that the member who supplied the link, to a terrible emo-scape, has a furry for an avy, hmmm...
The next poster has deduced that maybe our friend, a self-proclaimed inquisitor, is in fact tainted by the sissifying powers of chaos (much worse than those that make you an evil wizard, super p0rn star, smelly hobo, or psycho killer).
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Now that is very true. I have no reason to claim that he is not corrupted by the powers of chaos.
The below poster is a secret admirer of Tangi the Land Raider.
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I admire that big rearend of his....more metal grinding for the pushing.
The below poster has bruised knees.
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No I don't.
The below poster is an Illuminati who has been possessed by a Slurgle daemon
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Pfft, those noobs, hell no... I'm full hardcore cultist with Slurlge Daemon channeled.
The below poster will have a public shower with me.
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im sorry, im fully booked today.
th ebelo wposter si tangi, having read and reviewed my story :)
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Yes and Yes.
The below poster is the same.
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No...what story any humping involved?
The below poster will tell me, but I'm not gonna be listening too closely.
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There's battle sisters. :-\
The next poster was listening.
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Powerfisting Twin Sisters?
The below poster will say "Yes" to the forth power.
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Nay!
The below poster thinks I'm a horse now.
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Mmmmm, more cushion of the pushin.
The below poster will think this song is hilarious for me to be singing with my avy:
Dean Martin-Standing On A Corner (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xc5DUZintK4&feature=related#)
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No, I do not think it is hilarious.
The below poster will be posting on the Procrastination Tavern after this.
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no i just did.:)
the below poster iss at to tell me where he got his tshirt
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I made it....with teh hair of all my conquests.
The below poster thinks that line has gone down a 'no-no' route.
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You mean the fun route. ;)
The below poster, unlike me, has yet to graduate from university.
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I haven't graduated from Kindergarden yet....I much prefer the tail I chase at that age level....
The below poster knows what kind of tail I chase...the kind that RUNZZ real fast.
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Well not much point in answering if you're going to answer your own questions.
The below poster can complete a kickflip on a Skateboard.
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If you are talking about teh sexual position named that, then yes....
The below poster will wonder how said position works and how many people (and things) are involved.
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Carefully, with 5 people, 3 midgets, 2 planks of wood and a rubber band.
The below poster is tired of Pedo's sexuality.
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I believe sexual deviance is a more proper term.
The next poster wants a roman shower.
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Oh oh oh me... but only if they are children in nothing but robes.
The below poster has watched Elfen Lied....in one sitting.
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Oh not quite my good man, I watched most of it. But I know of a foolish friend who did
The below poster had an amazing pizza over the last week
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Indeed I did. It was a Goodfella's pizza, if you ask me they are the best around.
The below poster will be paintballing or playing airsoft this weekend.
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Nope, but I wish I was. I've never used a paintball gun actually. :( or an airsoft gun either. :(
The below poster, on the other hand, has been shot with a paintball or airsoft gun, and it hurt.
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Yes, I used to play paintball before health and safety made it a bit safer. No head shots was the rule, but who followed the rules. blood and bruises was the usual result of a game. A friend has offered to shoot me with his airsoft rifle so that I can see how painful it is compared to paintball.
The below poster has seen the new Robin Hood movie.
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the Udders of Thoth, it's a lie.... Wait, what?
The below poster is overjoyed at my return to strike down the horror that is PedoSanctjud
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Yes I am, can I have another smack on the bum? I'm getting all excited and am humping your lap.
The below poster like Elfen Lied.... I had a hard on through the whole thing....flying heads and all.
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I am beginning to see that the Slurgle is strong with you PedoSanctjud, but do know that I WILL banish you back to the Warp for a thousand millenia....
The below poster wants me to banish Sanctjud, and restore balance to the Tavern
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There was never any balance
The below poster will have the intellectual capacity of a 13 year old
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I have to if I need to comfort my captures in my van...though they are a bit on the 'old' side of things.
The below poster has similar interests.
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What are you saying.... that I like old vans?
The below poster has just got in from a big night out
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Nope, I like sleep
The below poster does as well
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Oh yes, I LOVE sleep! (especially when I have to wake up at 4:30 am to deliver papers :-\)
The below poster doesn't like sleeping.
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I don't, it means less rape and stalking.
The below poster generlly mixes rape and stalking.
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i call it mont'ka.
the bellow poster will submit to the greater good.
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Sure, just get in the van first.
The below poster will see that the greater good includes much humping.
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Scientific-ly speaking, yes there is some validity to what you say. Though, the other half of me argues that its untrue, even though its arguement is a fallacy.
The below poster will find it odd that I, in a minor way, agree with the bear.
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Well, if you are insecure I can give you something to suck on.... ;)
The below poster likes the salty treats.
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eh...sucrose is better than sodium chloride...at least i will be able to outlast a famine with fat!
the below poster likes japanese soy beans boiled in salty water since its...salty...
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I like adding my own special sauce....and I make my self, it just takes some massaging.
The below poster begs for humpings.
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no but you obviously do.
the bellow poster hasn't been fondled by sanct yet.( run while you still can)
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No I haven't.
The below poster thinks I should fondle dregs brains with my Force Weapon for defecting
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*blasts vk's head off with plasma rifle*
the below poster will change the subject from this flame war for once.
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"I like ______ little girls they make me feel so good."
La la lalalala la la la la la la.
The below poster knows that song.
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There should be a law that allows us to lynch you.
The below poster agrees
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You know.. the Kung Fu guy died to that sort of kinky stuff....too bad for him, since I can't die, I reap the benefits of asphyxiation with intent to get Turned on.
The below poster likes the kinky stuff...
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Nope I always thought the Kinks were overrated.
The below poster suffers from hayfever.
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no, i dont, thank god
the below poster cares
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in fact i'm about as apathetic as humanly possible.
the below poster saw the morons running for mid term and said "oh god we're all doomed!"
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well, i actually just cried
the below poster is aware that in the bit that says bithdays our resident slurgle lord has appeared
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Can I has 24 little girls rather than them candles? I'll blow them.........out... ..
The below poster will start collecting Warmachine.
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tell me what it is and i might, when i gets moneyz
the belowposter is sanct doing as requested, no sexual favours im busy stalking, you'll blow my cover
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I'll let you blow something else.
The below poster will click this:
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Warmachine (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Warmachine)
And then obviously it's not the marvel character...
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that is so very very annoying yet slighly coll
the below poster is sanct finding way sto pervert to sentance
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You do me and I'll do you....the 69 position can keep both of us happy.
The below poster likes to be on top.
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It fits my position as a mod, yes.
The below poster likes it anyway they can get it.
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Don't we all?
The below poster secretly stalks Mods...... :o
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its not a secret now genius
the below poster is vosrik apolagizing
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If you are addressing my disco stick wearing its love glove then yes.
The below poster would like to cuddle.
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Cuddle with a hungry grizzly bear so it can eat you
The below poster is still living in the Disney fantasy of nice animals
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I praise easier kiddies...they love my cuddle motions.....and then I slowly lift them......and jet away.
The below poster wants MOAR PEDOBEAR!!! or something far more worse...
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Hah! I'll give in to the temptations of Chaos before that happens
The below poster will try to make that happen
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Plague marines melt faces with their farts....so full of win.
The below poster agrees and will submit to chaos and my back door entry search.
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sorry im here to make you jon my chaos god, slurgle is so old school
th ebelow poster will
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um no...* calls down exterminatus on noms left nut*
the below poster knew my defecting to the tau was a ploy to flush out the slurgle followers.
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Know it? I'm the one who put you up to it! (Via a long and elaborate process involving 3 intermediaries for deniability)
The below poster is also one of my moles.
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indeed i am also on loan to the ordo, anonymous, and hobbius.
the below poster will tip me off to the lazy modelers out there. as well as any pedo-cultists, internet virgins, or general heretical shenanigans
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All that info is in the van.
The below poster is 30 min. late to my birthday, you better have a 3 year old in the cake....
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I never knew it was your birthday. :o *gives explosive cake*
The below poster also didn't know it was Pedo's birthday, and wants to celebrate by declaring Exterminatus on him.
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well, if thats what the kids are calling anal rape these days then yes sure
the below poster wants in on it
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I've got 7 balls worth of Planet Killer loads to unload...
The below poster likes the salty snacks.
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No, I don't. As a matter of fact I like the idea of you being dead
The below poster does as well!
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Yes, I'd love to hump my own corpse.
The below poster would like to join in on the Necrophilia.
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what do you think servo skulls are?
the below poster will have a daemon hammer planted upside their face. (probably nom on the return serve.)
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I do love an ice cream cone.
The below poster would like to Samba with me.
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I prefer mambo-ing to Samba-ing, but that's just me.
The below poster is a ballroom dancing champion.
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Sadly no, not enough waxed/shaved/open chest.
The below poster is all hair in their man boob area.
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no, your salty mixture cured me of that issue
the below poster has ligtening claws
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Yep and I'm usin' them like Julius Kaesoran did on Gabriel Santar, quick and dirty!
The below poster doesn't know who either of them are, but is about to search them in a Lexicanum site
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no, and no, im writing my story
the below poster will read and review
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Probably not, I'm busy with my own stuff.... sorry. :-\
The below poster will however.
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I won't, unless the story is about the Naughty Nightware of Fallout 3.
The below poster played that game...and was a sucker to finish all of it.
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Alas, I haven't finished yet. Awesome game, though, one of my favorites.
The below poster has never finished a Final Fantasy game.
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Not 100%, but I did finishe the Final Fantasy Charlie's Angels Edition.
The below poster likes that comparison to X-2...and how laughable the whole thing was.
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It was eh...but...YAY! TIDUS AND YUNI ARE TOGETHER AGAIN! that is all...*ahem*
Below poster will be sad that tidus was never really dead.
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Who cares about iduawho when you are here...I do like the ripe number of <100 posts...would you like some candy?
The below poster will join me in offering candy and a ride in my van.
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I would rather take a stuffing of RDX down my throat before i do that please and thank you, and mind you...it is not salty like you want it to be.
The below poster is sanct trying to make what i just said above perverted, like usual.
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No, I am not Sanct, and NO, I am not trying to make your posts perverted, as Sanct usually does.
The below poster likes heights.
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I don't mind heights but I'm not sure I'd go as far as to say I like them. It's not like I actively seek them out or anything like that.
The below poster spends more than 1.5 hours on this site every day.
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stupidly yes,
sanct i'll take you up on your offer :)
the below posetr is sanct naming a time
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Ahem, no.
The below poster is also slowly building a Word Bearers army
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Slowly building DE, Orks, SM & Nids but no Word Bearers.
The below poster has never had a holiday outside of their own country.
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If you call kicking people's asses in Iraq a holiday, then yes
The below poster has also used the Army's horrible travel service
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No, there are not enough child warriors.
The below poster thinks a kid with a weapon to be kinky in a sort of Roleplay way...though it does get tricky when they are in the van and I want to have my way with them...
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No, I don't.
The below poster wonders if Sanct will ever come back to his right mind
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Nope, I have no doubts that he will ever come back to his right mind. He's had too many years of Tavern Games and the smell of salty, sticky candy in his van.
The below poster agrees with me.
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oh hell, i was here with him for seveteen years, before that all he could do was *cough* himself
the below poster also helped train sanct by secretly manipulating him
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Yes, I listen to my left and right hands because they pleasure the 4th and 7th reproductive organs I have.
The below poster wonders what's the other numbers.
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No, I really don't you disturbed, mindbeslubbered psycho
The below poster is worried about Sanct's pedophiliac activities spilling out from the Tavern
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meh, amphetamine parrot happens
the below poster is less apathetic
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Actually, I am more so, since the failure of the Ordo, I have realized that sometimes you just can't beslubber with Slurgle....
The below poster is hoping for a miracle
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That more newbies enter the Tavern.
The below poster loves the spilling of the Taverns into the rest of 40KO, like, 4Chan-lite.
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oh god, dont bring that filth here
the below poster loves it
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So I heard you like Mudkaps?
The below poster liked Chocolate Rain :D
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well, i liked showering you with it
the below poster is a sheep
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I was born in the year of the ram, as well as in the month of aries. if that counts. A litteral sheep? well...only if i was polymorphed by a mage, though i prefer being a penguin.
The below poster is artemis
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no
the below poster will willingly entrer my imitation van
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only to liberate and then savagely beat the lazy painters therein. then you can have them back.
the below poster also despises people who put little to no effort into their painting.
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Oh yes, I should post pics of my Orks when I get the chance so you can see the rusted awesomeness of them.
The below poster now wants to see said Orks
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Yes I would, as long as you are prepared for honest feedback.
The below poster has never posted in the painting forum.
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Nope sure haven't, however I think I am going to start.
The below poster thinks that is a great idea
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Yes, if you use my man goo as one of the washes.
The below poster has watch the Lord of the Rings movies all three in a row with no bathroom breaks.
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oh heck no....that is unspeakable.
Though the below poster has watched the Star Wars, Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, and Star Wars: Return of the Jedi with out pausing for a bathroom break.
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no, im sorry,*breaks down crying* I HAVE A LIFE :)
the below poster thougth that was harsh
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Nah.
the below poster wonders when will my avy land?
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come on land oh god please land
the below poster cares that im stressed
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I could come over and take out the butt plug and 7 thunderbeads out of your rear exit.
The below poster will land in a ball of snakes.....on a plane.
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it was fun,
thr below poster hates that movie to
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That's "too" dude. And Samual Jackson is the only reason they made any money.
The below poster lost money on that movie.
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thanks for the grammer check man.
and no i didn't waste my money on it.
the below poster has a good anime comic/ film to recommend( no hentai)
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No!
The below poster will wonder where I have been?
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Aww man, when did you get out of my Van....and I wasn't ready to go to the 7th level with you yet.
The below poster likes that Black Lego is back, more overt humping is in store.
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I'm happy he's returned, yes!
The below poster is BL, telling us what's been happening.
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Lifes been happening. Been busy with work.
The below poster is pedo bear and wants to know where his hijacked van is
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no, but welcome back man
the belwo poster is also returning to sancts van
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I praise an anime I'm watching..... it's so awesome.
Watch some and guess who I am...... I'll give you a hint, it's the character with white gloves...../drool.
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux6nKQvt_2o#)
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I praise soft-core hentai.....or echi if that's you'd rather hear.
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Or not, please don't mix up games
The below poster wishes that Sanct would play the right game as well
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I praise Jammy not being here...for the moment.
The below poster will praise as well
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Nope........
The below poster has noticed that I have returned.........
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DC's back! Yay! ;D
The next poster wants to know what DC's been up to.
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Ah, but I already know.........
The below poster wonders as well.
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I'll admit a certain morbid curiosity, sure.
The below poster doesn't remember Dark Corsair.
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Yup, but if he bends over and let me feel him on the insides, I may remember.
The below poster coughs alot.
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*hack* not *wheeze* really, i dont *wheezehackcough* cough all that much, just *explosive vomit* im a little sickly
Anyway, Below poster *cough* will find this post *wheeze, hack* extraordinarily *cough* cheesy
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You forgot to sneeze.
The below poster likes sunglasses 8)
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Can't say that I do or I don't to be honest.
The below poster is glad that Dark Corsair got his/her profile back.
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Yes
The below poster is less enthusiastic.
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i didnt really know DC so i guess so ::)
Below poster will be a space marines player..
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Yes, but whether Loyalist or Traitor, it's all Nurgle.
The below poster 'counts as' as well.
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indeed. for i am working on tau marines.
the below poster will call me crazy for doing so and call the inquisition.
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Crazy, perhaps, but inquisition? very few deserve that fate.
I just with i could pummel them on the field.
Below poster will find your marines a very novel idea.
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wow i do,
the below posterw ants to know wether sanct is allowed to post that here, its wrong sanct so very wrong
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He is and will continue to do so
The below poster is Sanct looking for a new van occupant.
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Not quite
Below poster is looking to be the occupant of said sanct-van
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I will be, along with Black Lego he needs to rack up the hours he owes.
The below poster has watched Girls Bravo like I told them to...if you want to see me in anime form, just watch it, you'll know who I am....
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Your the creepy pervy one right?
The below poster is said creppy pervy one
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no im far far worse
the below poster doesnt believe that
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You're damned right I don't nom.... you pedo wannabe.
The below poster is wondering if this is the end of the tavern with the return of BL and DC, and promises from afar of the return of the Starrakatt.
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not really, if sanct left then it would fall apart his been here since the dinosours
the below poster believes that
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i wouldnt know.
the next poster is either sanct or DOES know this.
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hes been ghere since before 2002 and has over 7000 posts
the below poster is sanct to confirm this with hi smanstick
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Nope!
The next poster will not be sanct, but the poster after WILL be sanct! (WOAH changing it up!! :o )
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indeed i am not sanct.
the bellow poster will want to know more about my traitor chapter.
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indeed i am intruiged
th ebelow poster is going to inform me
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my plot was foiled, and i know nothing of his traitor guard.
Perhaps below poster will
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indeed though the space marines would like you to say that so that their thunder hammers can hear you ;D. any way pretty much they're a disgruntled chapter that said "screw it they've got better guns."and left. but mostly an excuse for me to do some mad science with tau and space marine bits. as well as finally having an original theme for my biker army which has been glaring indignantly at me for the past 4 months.
the below poster will be nom with horrible spelling.
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I take offence to that dear victim *cough* i mean sir, i can spell perfectly, i just type too fast and dont pre-check my posts :)
the below poster believes me
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more than what you would think possible.
the bellow poster will demand pics of my renegades.
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sure.. pics would be awesome..
Below poster thinks its ironic that Dregogg insulted Nom's spelling and then had errors of his own.
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yes, some van time for that
the belo wposter will serve it for him
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nah.
the below poster will wait with baited breath for when my long anticipated biker army will finally have pics.
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not so much baited breath or waitign as not all bothered as i dont know what your on about
the below poster will explan
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i think he's talking about his converted models that were glaring at him or somesuch?
Maybe below poster will have said pics.
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I do, but they involve other things that would be flagged for bannage....like nomstuff taking it to the face with him drooling for it.
The below poster likes the Comical Pervs...esp, if they have their way all the time.
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Too true, sanct. too true.
The below poster wonders why sanct HASN'T been banned yet
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I do wonder.
The below poster will have the same thought of why I'm not banned yet......or ever have....
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That's something only Jimmy & Karl know the answer to.
The below poster has played all 13 editions of Final Fantasy and even played them when they where originally released on the NES.
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Nope...only the GameBoy Colour version of Final Fantasy Legend III.
The below poster is an undercover superhero.
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If by undercover superhero you mean I'm good in bed, well I'm far too modest to comment.
The below poster wonders how on earth the Hobbit could be made into 2 films worth of material.
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No, I did not mean that. >:(
And yes, I do wonder how the Hobbit can be made into 2 films. ???
The below poster is an old-time fan of Lego.
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Not really
The below poster is also winning now that they are playing the greenskins
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no, i lost when i played with orks
the below poster will sell hi ssoul for something, tzeentch i swilling to give
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i doubt tzeentch would be willing to give me a juggernaut, power armor, and a daemon weapon
Below poster will agree
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no serve him and its all yours
th ebelow poster si intruiged
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Indeed i am.
Does playing a 2v2 tournament with a TSons player count as serving him? im just the assault dog.
And i really want to ride a juggernaut in power armor and have a bloodthirster daemon weapon.
Below poster will tell me more.
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unfortunatley no, you have to devote your rntire life to him, and catch and sacrifice snact at the altar
the below poster wants to know where this altar is
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Personally I believe this is the true purpose of Stonehenge.
The below poster thinks that a 200 year old tradition like the Gloucestershire Cheese Rolling shouldn't be bothered by Health and Safety do-gooders.
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God, yes! >:(
...bloody cheese welfare activists.
The below poster is a member of Bree piece.
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Um?
Below poster knows what the hell that actually is
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No, but tell me more Tangi....
The below poster hates cheese and will be black balled from the Tavern FOREVER
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God, yes! >:(
...bloody cheese welfare activists.
The below poster is a member of Bree piece.
Animal welfare.....cheese welfare.....green peace.....Bree piece. Get it? Bree? The cheese? :-\
I like cheese, but not bree. No black balling for me.
The next poster says 'stay away from humour tangi!' >:(.
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yeah, i would keep away from the humour
the below poster likes zombies
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They don't fight back and they are always dry.
The below poster likes Marvel Zombies.
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not really
the belo wposter is sanct confirming hois predating the dinosours on this site
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Look at my post count and see the fact I am not a staff member or anything..... I can agree with the assement that I was banging T-rexes and Velociraptors before you guys were monkeys.
The below poster would like to watch what was involved in the fore-play with the velciraptor...
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i'll admit, i was the cameraman
the below poster has a cool random quote
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"IN THE EYE"
The below poster was the one with the said eye.
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'OH GOD YES'
the belwo poster wants it as well
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YES! Lets swap some bodily fluids between teh two of us with our mouthes and eyes.
The below poster has an itch in the eye lid now, growing slowly into a burning sensation...
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no, my case of sanct cleared up nicley and im ready to rape you again i mean for round two
the below poster wants in so bad their eyes are gonna explode
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It's called the eye of terror and you dick just went the opposite direction.
It's ok though, the below poster was entered the back door and all is well as the erection has gone the 'right' way.
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>.> ...sooo dont want in on this..
but below poster does
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Nope I just wish Nom and Paedo would get real girlfriends so as to ease their sexual frustration.
The below poster thinks it no great loss that Paul McCartney can't remember most of his songs.
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The world is a better place for all of us
The below poster is a Paul McCartney fan and is angry over above statement
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Nope, nor am I a Beatles fan.
The below poster will tell me why Blood Angels shouldn't be the next army that I half collect. I think it would be really cool to Deep Strike Land Raiders, Deep Strike Dread Pods & Deep Strike Raven Dread. Might not make good game sense but it just sounds awesome to me.
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Because that's what everyone else is doing, including Paul McCartney.
Gogo play a rarer codex that isnt a space marine. Below poster agrees
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yes obviously, genestealer cults or beastmen ftw
the below poster has killed some grass
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I may have. I may not have. Tis not for you to know.
Below poster has an answer as to why Nomstuff changes hisself to Certifiably Insane.
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yes i do, but i wont say
the below poster will though
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Because you killed your twin off, so no need for the disclaimer, and your court excuse is that you're insane? I like that, good plan.
Below poster is bemused.
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yeah sorta, the world has enough with one of me
the below poster has a better reason as to why i am now certifiable
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I probed you.
The below poster is really attached to their left hand.
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Yes, i am attatched to my left hand. both physically and emotionally...
Below poster is a fan of futurama
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Most of it, not a fan of all of it.
The below poster enjoyed Bender amphetamine parrotting a brick the most out of most of it.
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I did indeed thoroughly enjoy watching Bender amphetamine parrot bricks.
The below poster shat a brick the first time they noticed that Prof. Farnsworth has books labelled "P" and "NP"
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I praise your keen eyes, I wonder how dreamy they will be if I could wear them...
The below poster has tried Starcraft 2.
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I praise your keen eyes, I wonder how dreamy they will be if I could wear them...
The below poster has tried Starcraft 2.
If you misspelled too, then yes.
The below poster agrees that the imperial guard have brazen balls of steel.
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imperial guard? nonononono... maybe traitor guard of khorne? I wouldn't put it past them.
Below poster agrees.
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imperial guard? nonononono... maybe traitor guard of khorne? I wouldn't put it past them.
Below poster agrees.
Nope.
Below poster will/or has attempted some shenanigans sometime somewhere somehow.
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Yes, if by shenanigans you mean going to an apocalypse game at my store, seeing it was all titans vs all infantry, and putting shadowfields on every single model able to access the wargear section of my codex, then yes, i've attempted, and succeeded, in shenanigans.
Below poster finds this extraordinarily amusing.
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I praise my balls slapping around the newbies to the Tavern Games as the introductory lesson.
The below poster has gone to the Hairy Nurgle Sack 101 class.
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Not yet, but anticipating it.
Below poster has the experience and can tell me about it.
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No, I missed out on all that insanity.
The below poster didn't, and is still in therapy
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well, that is why im now certifiable, oh well, ill just cure it in the van
the below poster will join me in the van
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Sure, might as well get it over with, aye?
Below poster has advice on how to not get completely destroyed
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no, im sorry, grabs handuffs
the belo wposter wants to get started
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As i said, time to get it over with :o
Below poster is wondering what i got myself into
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oh hell,no, i already know
the below poster has posted about 700 posts in here
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More. :D
The below poster hasn't.
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i have about 100 posts here less than you.
the below poster likes blackadder
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I do like the backwards head...
The below poster will connect blackadder and backwards head.
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Blackadder and backwards both have a B.
The below poster legally owns a shotgun
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10 Guage, Pump action, 6 round under-barrel tube, with a 10x Scope and Pump mounted laser. Deer don't know what hit 'em
The below poster wants said shotgun.
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oh hell yh
the below poster will give me said gun
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sure. *gives nom a lead enema*
the below poster can have the corpse.
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Yay. I'll sell the corpse to sanct.
Below poster knows how much he'll purchase it for.
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a few bucks. in the van. giggity.
the below poster will decide to run before it's too late.
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no, i live here now
the below poster will live in my van and wear a pvc kitty suits
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I praise you all for jumping off the bridge to conclusions.
I praise nomstuff for having recruitment tactics that includes Tremultuous O foreheads.
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i praise you for playing the wrong game
the below poster will play the right game
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I priase your same praise when I praised here.
I praise the wrong spelling of priase (the below poster will reply to).
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feh.
the below poster plays bfg.
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NIds, mostly proxies.
The below poster loves Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, I esp. like the Child Catcher....he's my hero....
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Incorrect, good sir, I've never seen it.
The below poster is a productive member of society.
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I've helped get drink drivers taken off the roads, so yes! :)
The next poster is a burden on society. :P
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Well, ... I do give Chris Hanson something to report on...
I mean come on, his biggest hit is "To Catch A Pred........
The below poster will let me grope them.
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no, im busy
the below poster is sanct not praisng in this thread
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wrong.
the below poster wishes they hadn't posted in here, because everytime they click the unread replies buttn this pops up. i know i wish i hadn't
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no, i enjoy being in the taven
the below postre is also simarily doomed:)
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Teehee. I am. in 4 different posts, too.
Below poster ... idk, below poster will come up with something amusing for me, im tired.
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here is a joke
Half dressed redneck couple sitting on couch watching news on TV with man's arm around the woman. The man says "Lookit them homo-sekshuls a ruining the sanctity of our institution. We oughta go to San Francisco just to show them liberals that marriage means one man, one woman. Right, Darlin'" The woman replies, "That's right, Daddy."
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Two rednecks, Bubba And Billy Bob, were walking through a pasture. Bubba sees a sheep caught up in a fence and says to Billy Bob "I'm gonna get me some of that"! Bubba goes over and sticks the sheep's back feet in his rubber boots, unzips his pants and starts to have sex with the sheep. He looks over his shoulder at Billy Bob and says "Do you want some of this"? Billy Bob replies "yes let me see if I can get my shirt caught up in the fence".
the below poster wants to laugh at them
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indeed i chuckled a bit at the first one. the other is kind of feh.
the below poster will be getting an e-cannon brain enema upon seeing this post.
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It felt good.
The below poster will share feeling good.
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no i've been wrangling with vassel all day.
the below poster will go on with out me.
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Vassaline (as we call it in 40KO) is banned, don't make me get Jammy to pound your ass.
The below poster will join in with Jammy and I and triple jack-hammer dregogg's rear-end.
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no and it was't the 40k version.
the below poster will believe me.
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Of course I believe you, simply by virtue of you NOT being Sanctjud.
The below poster will be Sanctjud.
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I'm always behind you Jammy.
The below poster likes patting Jammy on the head.
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Never did it before. :o For fear of banhammer.
The below poster also fears the mighty Ban Hammer.
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if it worked sanct would have been jammys hammer be-atch a long tine ago.
the below poster will think of something more original to say.
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no not really
the belwo poster is anyone other than sanct
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A bit easy, but right on.
The below poster has never felt my Modhammer before.
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I didn't just feel it, I stroked it until the white hot juices of life flowed out in great arches that formed rainbows.
The below poster's bodily feature that masticates was the target of said juices.
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I never told anyone about my twin growing on my shoulder???
The next poster is disfigured.
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7 Testicles, oh yea.
The below poster is interested in a teabagging of 7 flavors.
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Depends on what the flavors themselves are.
The next poster has something of import to say about said 7 flavors
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They are free with the first hand you let me guide.
The below poster gave me both hands and a tongue.
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Aren't they some of the ingredients of a voodoo curse?
The below poster owns more than one car.
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nope.
the below poster will wonder where i've been for the past few days.
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Nope.
The below poster has placed a bet on Brazil to win the World Cup.
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Doesn't most people.
The below poster would be interested in some Warmachine Bat reps....
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Undecided really, don't know much about Warmachine and have formed the opinion, on the the little I have seen, that it is nothing but a 40K wannabe.
The below poster is better informed than I and they would like to see your battle report.
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I shall tease you and withhold the information.
The below poster is an elitist as well.
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Yup. But below poster plays multiple tabletop mini games
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Yes, Warmachine has been very refreshing and I highly recommend it. Nice minis too.
The below poster likes minis in general.
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Yeah, they're like potatoe chips, but they hurt worse when you chew them.
The next poster would waste an insane amount of money on tabletop gaming if they won the lottery.
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Hmm.. yea, probly. After the new dark eldar stuff came out. and more csm. and get a professional painter to do the night lords scheme for me cause i'm not doing it justice ::)
Below poster wishes they had a professional painter for their every beck and call. whether that be for painting or something different is up to you...
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I like it if they can paint with their tounge.
The below poster is enjoying their minds all expenses paid trip to the gutter.
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That's what you get for posting in the Tavern.
Below poster is regretting have done so in the first place.
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nah i passed that phase a few months ago.
the below poster will still be in the denial stage.
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I deny that.
The below poster has a hangover after watching the footie(Soccer) last night.
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Nope, /sarc "what's going on?"
The below poster liked the movie Babies.
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Not in the same way you did, thank FSM.
The below poster was shocked when the U.S. tied England the other day.
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Tied for what, being the most boring English-speaking country???
The next poster knows what they tied in, and should be ashamed of themselves for devoting perfectly good brain cells which could have been put to better use, say, curing cancer, free energy, or whatnot.
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I know what the US tied in, and no I'm not ashamed, and neither should they. They did good. :)
The next poster disagrees.
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Actually I whole heartedly agree that they did good.
The below poster is wondering what we are talking about
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I am. ??? Simply because I am too lazy to look at what you have been talking about on the previous page. ;D
The below poster knows what they are talking about.
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soccer / futbol.
Below poster has from a scale of 1 - 10, below 5 in interest for the world cup
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Actually, I have 0 interest in the World Cup ;D.
The below poster wants US to win the World Cup.
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Who Cares?
The below poster would like something involved Pedobear to be an event like the World Cup......hmmm.... 1 World 2 Cups :D
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Try two worlds 1 cup. Two teams from different nations (two cultural worlds) and they compete about how they would approach the idea of the 1cup, the way sanct is thinking about it ::)
Then several people from dif nations can judge ... Lol
Below poster likes this idea
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I praise giving the winner (read:biggest loser) the reward personally. A first class ticket to Magic Land..., the journey begins by taking a step into my van...
The below poster should really get into Warmachine...it's completely taken up all my 40K space in my brain...it's pretty frightening.
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I've actually been tempted to get into it, but..... no! NO! Must resist... must maintain 40k loyalty....
The below poster is sick of Sanctjud talking about Warmachine.
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Yes, it's that crazy, I don't even have the drive to answer 40K Chaos stuff.
The below poster thinks I'm lying.
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Considering your conversions, I should smack you and tell you to get a hold of yourself. Warmachine is neat; I just have a slight aversion to steam punk fantasy, that and I can't decide on which army (God knows I don't need a half dozen of those armies as well).
The next poster likes the mercs and minnions a bit, but they're too limited to get into (for now).
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I like using the ones that are willing to work for Cryx...Gorman DiWulf is a nice mini, but I want to do a head swap on him.
The below poster likes some of the minis there.
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I wish farrow were more plentiful, or any of the minnions for that matter, but they just don't seem to have what it takes to make a real army. I do like the whole range from PP, but I just moved and no one even plays anything here; I'm just going to paint and convert for now.
The next poster has made some insane model conversions.
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Insane? no.. i make lots of small weapons or IC conversions but not a lot. Like.. Farseer -> Archon Fantasy slaanesh lord -> dark eldar lord Cold one Rider -> Incubi Master Bloodcrusher / daemon + Skull champion -> Juggerlord with daemon weapon, and dead daemon on base. (that one is my profie pic >.> )
Below poster actually knows how to work with greenstuff though, not just a bits box
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I've used Sculpey (similar to GS), but I like to just use bits, It can be harder to make things from modified bits rather that sculpting it (I'm not talking about the amazing statuary molded onto LR's or some of the crazy GS Nurgle creations).
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The below poster won't forget to post about the below poster ;)
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meh, I flaunt the rules, much like my morals. ;D
The next poster... nah, tee hee! :P
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Morals?
The below poster fails their morale and moral tests all the time.
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I had successfully repressed the memory of a termie librarian leading a squad of sternguard completely running off the board until that moment, you bastard.
The next poster has had an enemy unit deny their unit the ability to test to regroup before (it seems so unfair).
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Yes, but i've done it to others on more occasions than its been done to me.
Below poster makes a great deal of effort to use the 'you can't disembark within 1' of my units, so your whole squad is DEAD' rule...
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nah i'm not that big of an asshat.
the below poster will demand pics of my first biker marine. (i swear he's almost done)
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I demand pics, as some may know I'm a miniatures' biker fan.
The below poster has played against a biker list and was spanked.
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Nope. Only time close was a guy who did half deathwing half ravenwing one time, but i beat him.
Below poster HAS been, though.
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Nope again! I crushed him with my termies :o
The below poster has the aforesaid biker army.
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no i just have the one guy... and a dead camera T.T.
the below poster is also experiencing technical difficulties.
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Er........No, actually I just posted some pics.
The below poster will check out my new thread in the Project Board.
Hint: It's chaosy
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Is there any ejaculation of salty substances involved?
The below poster "contributed" their bodily fluids to Dark Corsair's pic post.
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maybe.
below poster is vague too.
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sometimes.
The below poster will elaborate.
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He's got his big, pulsating, large headed Modhammer. It's out to pound your rear-end until you can't even hold in all the awesome sauce mixed in with the bodily exitting material going in and out. In and out. UP and DOWN, Over the mountain and through the woods to ... Milfhunter's House we go...
The below poster so wants to report this post...
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i have for this and every post you've made in the last year. then i remember the entertainment value of it and wait for another day.
the below poster gets a kick out of people doing stupid things on the internet.
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Quite. it's the only reason why I keep posting here.
Below poster is much the same
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indeed.
the below poster still has their visual virginity in tact and thinks otherwise.
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False. No one in this place (tavern) has their visual virginity.
Below poster agrees.
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I do indeed.
The below poster would rather go to Goatse than read some of Sanctjud's posts.
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I would if we get to attend a Bukkake and you get to be the center of attention.
The below poster will Google the 'B' word...bleeding virgin eyes galore.
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Who doesn't know what that means hanging around you, I so want to Bukkake you with a gas pump. :-*
The next poster would bring the romantic candle light dinner. (WOOOSH!)
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As long as it's sushi and a candle served on the romatic interest...I prefer inserting meat in the holes though...
The below poster likes inserted meat.
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I'm a piscetarian so nope.
The below poster knows who the "horse boy" is on Google Street View.
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Alas, I don't.
The below poster, like me, is too terrified to google "Horse boy"
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Do you remember the last time this tavern game actually had something to do with 40k? Yeah, me neither.
The next poster will now review the last eight bajillion pages of this thread to find out.
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Psh, Sif. Half the time I rarely even respond when i check who responded to this thread.
Below poster comments everytime they look at this...
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Nope.
The below poster lies...alot.
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Would you believe any answer to that question?
The below poster is glad that .xxx has been approved.
Do you remember the last time this tavern game actually had something to do with 40k?
I didn't realise that was purpose of this thread.
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I am glad that the Tavern Games is this sleazy.
The below poster will second the idea of cleaning up this place...there is a lack of noobies...
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Fresh meat for the grinder!
The next poster has a smaller post count, and thus a noob.
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am not...damn it!
the below poster contemplates outflanking for a penetrating hit when their on a date.
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So, when are we going out diago, cause I have this power fist I want to try out on you.
The below poster would rather I keep with the raping of eyes.
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you always did both anyway.
the below poster hasn't figured out that i'm the thoroughly internet corrupted soul that was once called dregogg.
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look at my avy, I don't care.
The next poster eats toilet paper.
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no. too likely that sanct got to it first.
the below poster will come up with an appropriate question.
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You were eating me first, did you swallow every drop?
The below poster doesn't want him to swallow, but swap with him.
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maybe later.
the below poster will change the subject.
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Yup, hot one too-day, ehh?
The next poster loves mindless banter.
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Yes, your 'too-' should be 'to'.
The below poster can't make it in time.
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There's always time once you decide to just soil yourself.
the "too" was accent. ::)
Da ness poshtur caint speell werf ah dern, an iz daine tootin prowd of eet.
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...
the below poster will translate the above post.
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He wants to be in you diago......
The below poster has no accent.
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Or morals.
The next poster would look pretty on my wall.
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depends on which wall.
the below poster will get a torrent of flames through their screen any moment.
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It was painful, but i survived and am now twoface.
Below poster wants pictures
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I have them with my man juices seeping into all the burnt surface.
The below poster would like a closer inspection as the swimmers rape their way through burnt human meat.
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No one needs that.
The below poster wants me to just get it over with and ban Sanctjud already.
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I'm calling your bluff, I don't think you have the modly brass.
The next poster isn't even a mod.
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Or am I?
Ask the next poster to find out
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no.
the below poster is jammy yet again bsing us about cleaning up the tavern.
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Yes...if you count my hand-puppeterring of a certain modly figure.
The below poster likes the modly jests of a cuddle with the banhammer.
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Actually, modly initiation requires getting even 'friendly' with a banhammer than just cuddling....
The below poster would refuse modship after learning that.
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What is this 'refuse' word...I'm all in. I'm on a boat motherf*^%$e.
Where's part 2 to that song?
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uh, I'm on a boat? Aren't those the only words?
The next poster has the song as their ringtone.
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Sweet FSM no, I'd sooner shoot myself.
The below poster, on the other hand, LOVES that song.
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They're my heros!
The next poster is on a boat!
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No, but I will be next weekend, oddly enough.
The below poster, being a pirate, is always on a boat.
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I can't even muster up the entusiasm to pretend to be a pirate.
Below poster wishes he was a pirate, and wonders where nomstuff has gone.. did he get banhammered?
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I'd rather be a ninja, I killed Nomstuff, quietly.
The next poster just saw a shadow move out of the corner of their eye!
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Nope and any Ninja given away by their shadow would soon be banned from Ninja club.
The below poster went to this years Glastonbury festival
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um no.
the below poster is tired of waiting for pics of my biker.
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I really don't want to know anything about your man, or your social life outside of 40k, thanks!
The next poster isn't going through life with a hand tied behind their back.
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I feel like that would be awfully uncomfortable.
Below poster would find it kinky.
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Kinky, yes, but also awkward because unlike most internet denizens I'm not used to working one-handed.
The below poster is into that sort of thing.
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only on Tuesdays.
the below poster will go to this linkhttp://ramblingsofa40kgeek.blogspot.com/2010/07/remeber-this-project.html (http://ramblingsofa40kgeek.blogspot.com/2010/07/remeber-this-project.html)
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nooo
I can't even muster up the entusiasm to pretend to be a pirate.
Below poster wishes he was a pirate, and wonders where nomstuff has gone.. did he get banhammered?
the below poster is kabal now worried at my return, no i wasnt banned
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not quite worried, just bemused that now we have sanct and sanct's 'mini me' to worry about. again.
Below poster resents nomstuff being sanct's mini me
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hell no. the entertainment value is priceless.
the below poster will tell me whether or not to take up orks after my latest marine army.
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I feel like orks would be really hard to tie in with your tau.
Below poster is tired of my just making statements like 'below poster agrees'
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indeed. *punches cabal through the internet*
the below poster will help me tie my renegade marine chapter to my tau cadre.
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It involved the song Pok(e h)er Face.
The below poster had a great Canada Day...even though not being Canadian.
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G'Day mate! It's been a bonza Canada day, I'll tell you what! :D
???...oh wait...
The below poster will help me out here.
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no, bad tangi
the below postere will punish him for it
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I wouldn't call it entirely 'punishment'...Fzorgle...
The below poster knows what's in store if the Fzorgle is pulled out.
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Not on this site! Let's just say he better keep his cap on the groovable ladle.
The next poster is getting leary.
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quite obviously
the below poster wants my website to suceed
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When I thought it said "snail boobs" it was a yes, but now, meh. ;)
The next poster wants to see some scantly clad, hottie invertebrates in tropical locales.
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I would indeed, good sir.
The below poster, like me, does not consider an endoskeleton a requirement for love.
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Well durf, I did make the post.
The next poster is pretty sure that this Fett clone is a bit slower on the draw.
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Pretty positive, yes.
The next poster has seen nom's interweb place.
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indeed. i read about it on the interblag!
Below poster gets the reference...
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no i do not
the below poster is a ....
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#*@!#?
The below poster agrees.
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yes you are are nonsense punctation
the below poster wants to visit my site
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Is it Groundhog day? deja vu...
the next poster... whatever I said last time [shakes head in confusion]
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OMG I will not stroke your face and call you sanct
the below poster will though
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Believe me I've tried, I just can't reach.
The next poster is noticing a distinct lack of traffic on the few tavern games they pollute.
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indeed.
the below poster actually cares enough to do something about it.
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Yes, I will start a committee, if you're interested in being part of said committee please submit your application in triplicate and I'll get back to you.
The next poster is a fan of the administratum.
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I praise jawmonkey for the Champion of Red Tape.
The below poster will wonder just how tall Jawmonkey is to be unable to reach anything.
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I'm a half inch shy of six feet you bastard.
The next poster loves being called dirty names.
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depends by whom i am being called.
the below poster will come up with a question.
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Why does a short haired kitten fly so much further than a fuzzy one when fired from a modeified potatoe gun?
The next poster will splat snowball and pookie against the fence just to find the answer.
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No, but i fired my neighbors tiny yappy dog instead, does that count?
Below poster wonders why people like those dogs in the first place...
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They make decent snacks when fishing.
The next poster loves a juicy puppy.
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I am one.
The below poster wants Solar Puppy back.
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I do miss him a little bit. (But my aim's getting better, so I won't in the future ;))
The below poster wants a puppy. Any puppy.
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Not too fluffy, the hair smells aweful after firing them from the pup-gun.
The next poster laughs when they think about the sounds that puppy would make.
sssss
"yip, yap"
Kapow!
"baaarrrr......."
Spish!
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i chuckled even before your written sound effects.
Below poster is horrified at this
What am i talking about? this is the tavern...
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Horrified? Quite the opposite, I revel in it. It brings a delightful touch of the macabre to my day.
The below poster would be very sad if the Tavern ever straightened out.
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I only use my sadness once I have killed all my enemies, yet realise that I have a half clip left.
The next poster blinks when they shoot.
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but then you don't get to savor the sight of exploding heads from the boltgun.
the below poster owns a chains sword and is willing to sell it to me.
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No but I'd trade you one for a functional power klaw.
The next poster is willing to make me a full size, functional power klaw in exchange for one of my armies.
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I will deliver it to you as a suppository.
The below poster will help put it in with their tongue.
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A power klaw that attaches to your tongue, cool!
The next poster says that would count as a digital weapon.
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I counts as a lick of mass mastication.
The below poster read mastication wrongly.
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feh. you've said worse.
the below poster doesn't believe me.(run while you still can)
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It's true, I don't believe you. I've seen him say FAR worse.
The below poster digs my snazzy avatar and will compliment it accordingly.
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For a bounty hunter, you look very presentable, even if you are still the epitomy of vilany and skum throughout the outer rim territories.
The next poster is not as savy with the galactic layout of the Star Wars Universe.
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No, I did not play as an exotic dancer in Star Wars Galaxy.
The below poster knows what a Death Jack is?
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yes but there are too many youngins who lurk on these forums for me to tell you.
the below poster will say it anyways.
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Isn't that from Warmachine? :P
The next poster is happy I veered off the current topic; it's because, unlike some other posters that shall remain nameless [cough]Snacty I do not type with one hand in my pants...
I type with my feet so this way both hands are free! ;)
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I praise you for using your hands to hold both cheeks to the side for better entrance.
The below poster wants to infect something between jaw's two buns.
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i'm in, when do we start
the below poster has this answer and more:)
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yes i do, let's invite sancty and we start after my game :)
the below poster will give me advice on how to play a wych cult list
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It's all in the boobies.
The below poster will distract the opponent with moar boobies.
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Feral Ork lists have become obsolete. :'(
The next poster is hoping for a squiggoth to make an appearance within the heavy support slots when the Ork codex gets remade.
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I'm hoping for a who on a what now?
The below poster thinks I've become senile in my old age.
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I praise you for being easy on yourself.
The below poster will praise too.
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nah.
the below poster will be more cynical
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It's part of the modly requirements. Any good cheer/faith in humanity/non-negative feelings just get in the way.
The below poster still thinks the world is worth saving.
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Barely, thanks to titties.
The next poster can't velieve I forced the use of the swear filter! :o
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the entire universe is falling apart at the seams!!
the below poster is slightly less surprised.
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I'm only surprised I pronounced "believed" with an accent.
Da ness po-shter vants to suck mah blud!
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yeah I do!!!
The next person hasn't seen the film daybreakers
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Correct, I haven't seen a lot of films lately.
The below poster has never been to the dentist.
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no i have, i just want to avoid them from now on, * mutters * forget to give my anasthetics *
the below poster is a sheep
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No, I'm the wolf.
The next poster will make easy prey.
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you wish
the below poster knows who edited my name and avy?
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not a clue.
the below poster thinks jammy finally grew a pair and has started abusing his modly powers.
Also, on an unrelated note I work nights on the corner of 5th and Main. $5.00/hr.
I had to.... - Jimmy
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With an opening like that, how could I not...
The below poster enjoyed that.
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Not as much as if I saw a skull and cross bones over their avy along BANNED written across it as well.
The next poster woders what happened to that one person...
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the guy who said that thing about the dude in that one forum topic? Yeah, i know who you're talking about.
Below poster is more specific
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Only to Platypuses
The below poster is a vampire who likes kangaroos
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Not a vamp, and kangaroos piss me off! >:(
The below poster needs to know about the new name I've got going.
-
I would expect nothing less from my children once I'm done training them.
The next poster will not really show their kids how to kill a man with a pen... the messy way.
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Of course not. I'm a redneck, all my children will be proficient with firearms!
The below poster has a nice collection of guns, too.
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you have no idea.
the below poster will get an electro-punch through the internet.
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no, it was a fire punch
the below poster is a man whore, i mean sanct
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Hey, gotta have nice armies, know what I mean big boy?
The next poster would accept the indecent proposal.
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Its the only proposal most of us will ever get.
The below poster has been enjoying the absolutely amazing (and FREE!) Alien Swarm on Steam.
-
I actually have been. How is it so awesome? THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW.
The below poster will find true love only in the grim darkness of the far future... when/where there is only badly written romantic comedies in the theaters.
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40k, where the only love affair is between a marine and his bolter...
"oh, blasto, never jam on me." <3
The next poster will make a new tavern game along those lines.
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nah i'm too lazy.
the below poster plays dark heresy.
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My guardsman KNOWS the Emperor likes his planet best.
The below poster is just the mild-mannered alter ego of The Spork, who fights crime by night armed with the best of all possible eating utensils.
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The below poster is just the mild-mannered alter ego of The Spork, who fights crime by night armed with the best of all possible eating utensils.
you mean my super fork...?
(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi344.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fp323%2Fzephyrrey%2Fth_MotivationalYoDawg.jpg&hash=5f65560d7108f4d56eb33d62006a481daae2cb8c) (http://s344.photobucket.com/albums/p323/zephyrrey/?action=view¤t=MotivationalYoDawg.jpg)
This thing?
Below poster is amazed at my super crime-fighting weapon
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not really.
the below poster is apathetic.
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whatever.
The below poster is :o but then is all like orz after being all QQ because >>
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word.
the below poster has ninja drawing skills.
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Yes, yes I do, I've been featured in a published ccg (FPS CCG, first person shooter), too bad they wanted to get to the press so fast, I didn't have time to update the illustrations until I finished college. ;D
The next poster will search for said game (buy some and I'll sign a card or two for you).
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Trick question, it's not first person and is called Alien Swarm Value.
The below poster is bringing sexy back to 40KO.
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Oh, it's done been brought Girlfriend! :-*
No really, the game's called "First Person Shooter" (not my idea, I was a fan of Firefight, or something else.
The next poster will do an "e-snap" for me.
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ZIG ZAG E SNAP IN FRONT OF OWN FACE:
*----->*
/
/
|/
*--------*
OH NO YOU DIDNT
The below poster will be just like me // Shorty all up in that club // popping bottles of that bub
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hm? what?
the below poster live in blessed ignorance of the tavern observation system. *pans the camera's around*
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You are absolutely right, dregogg.
The below poster has missed me while I was gone. ;)
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indeed. my e-cannons have sat idol since you've been away. speaking of which *fries vosricks ass through his usb jack*
the below poster will cringe in fear of an e-weapon holocaust.
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we MUST have mutual e-weapon disarmament programs, lest the world crumple under the collective weight of our e-weapons. In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only DIPLOMACY
The below poster answers "Boxers or Briefs?" with "BOTH!"
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I do!
The below poster likes watching anime.
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only if theres a nice rack of bewbs stapled to it.
the below poster agrees.
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I agree, you definitely like those bewbs.
The below poster will listen to Drops of Jupiter by Train on YouTube and reminisce on younger days.
Train - Drops Of Jupiter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xf-Lesrkuc#ws)
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You are 'that' old?
The below poster is much younger...in which case I will show them to my Van..."I love ..... litle girls, it makes me feel...."...er yea...
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Nah, I'm old. Example: favorite song, "Closer" Nine inch nails (that songs for you Snacty :-*)
The next poster is younger.
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18 last april.. im consenting age :P
Below poster suddenly wants my adress >.>
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But you mistake the reason for wanting your address...though I may enlarge your rear end, you are like...9 times the age that turns my PBear side....
The below poster wants to know my love for Softhard...
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No, I want to beat you to death with my monkey stick.
The next poster craves some Silverback mountain action.
-
"I just can't quit you."
The below poster enjoyed the fishing equipment...
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No I didn't, I will enjoy shooting you if I ever see you on my boat.
The below poster will get my Firefly related humor.
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eh. never seen the series.
the below poster will buy a crate of exploding turtles.
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No, but I can make a turtle appear from my secret rear compartment.
The next poster is "prairie dogging" reading this.
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Nope. I'm the eagle watching over this thread from above.
The below poster will translate this:
WWWAAARRGARBLBLARRG H
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what! my mother was a saint! *purges with holy prometheum*
the below poster will be worried for my sanity as i have just invented the hydrogen sea turtle.
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I worry about it because of your low post count.
The below poster will drop the soap sometime.
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nah, i'm waiting for you to
the below poster finds that hard to believe
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Yeah, I didn't know that Snacty even bothered pretending he was even waiting for you to drop soap, throwing caution to the wind instead and just diving in.
The next poster wants to take a shower with a big hairy ape and a rotten rat-dog thing.
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I praise you for wanting to roll around in Starky's bush.
The below poster wants to know what I with Starky...
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I miss the Starkster, you made me sad by bringing up his absence. :'(
The next poster doesn't even know Starky.
-
no, i do, i met him briefly before his absence and once in a brief return.
also all of you never stop worshipping him
the below poster hasn't met him and is glad for it considering his rep
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Not personally, but he is Canadian, so if we met in person I would have to kill him, which would make me sad, but honor demands it, right?
The next poster has a Canadian ear necklace that they wear around the house.
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no, a use their teeth not ears and i affixe that heads to my tv aerials
the below poster is american and will henceforth be sacrificed for betraying the crown
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Well, amphetamine parrot, yeah I'm American. Wish I'd gotten the memo about that.
The below poster will not be American and thus will laugh at my predicament, but think it's my own fault.
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I praise you for having such a pretty face James, visor and all.
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Wrong game dipamphetamine parrot
The below poster is also a screw up
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I declare exterminatus on you for calling me names.
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The below poster will get us back on track before I lock this thread :P
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You ain't got the brass to lock this thread Fett. [Monkey moves coat, revealing dual holstered bananas, rests hand near hip] Hell, you ain't got the brass to follow the rules yerself!
The next poster wants a plantain to the membrane!
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Insane in the brain!
The below poster has mismatching socks.
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Never.
The below poster is a buffoon.
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True, but at least I'm not wearing mismatched shoes like below poster.
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Sorry, I avoid socks whenever possible.
The below poster prefers slurpees (7eleven) to frosters (mac's)
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well, i've never heard of macs, so i guess so.
Below poster wants to see my actually decided upon color scheme for my DEldar
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Yes, do tell us which dark Skittle you chose.
The next poster loves the Space Elves a bit much.
-
yeah.
the below poster bellows at posters.
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Only when the job requires it.
The below poster gets bellowed at.
-
Yeah, but she puts out...
The next poster is in the middle of a heated affair... with their hand.
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Sorry to disappoint... I make a point of having both hands to type with.
The below poster keeps hoping one-handed porn navigation will get easier overnight.
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Inigo Montoya: You are wonderful.
Man in Black: Thank you; I've worked hard to become so.
Inigo Montoya: I admit it, you are better than I am.
Man in Black: Then why are you smiling?
Inigo Montoya: Because I know something you don't know.
Man in Black: And what is that?
Inigo Montoya: I... am not left-handed.
[Moves his sword to his right hand and gains an advantage]
Man in Black: You are amazing.
Heh. "sword"
The below poster bellows to be low below below poster's posterior.
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I don't raise my voice. Unless its to my brother. But he won't be below poster because he doesn't care enough about anything other than WoW to be on a forums.
Below poster chuckled at blazinghand's sentence and had to read it twice to get it...
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I don't read prior posts, I just assume.
The next poster will say some thinly vieled hormone-laced comment.
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I'd like to lace you with some hormones, if you catch my drift ;)
The below poster shuddered at that.
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I'd rather give than recieve...
[Monkey throws slimey doo right down JamBob's shirt, he is unsure which is worse; the feel of the broken glass and squirming maggots, or the rank stench that makes his skin burn, eyes water, and nose bleed]
The next poster is going to get a present right upside their head.
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i'll just hit it with my kitten launcher.
the below poster wonders why i keep weaponizing random animals.
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Yes, especially because you only need one: badgers.
The below poster has a story about being attacked by an animal that none of us will believe.
-
You know that little kid you see on youtube, where the cat ambushes him from behind a bush, knocking him down? That... was me. :'(
The next poster would have rather me pull out a good one liner instead.
"Yeah, I'm just lucky I survived my honeymoon!" HAIYO!!!
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well seeing as i'm blinding sanct with my feculance i have no answer and should have read the above post
the belo wposter is the mod who changed my name ... again :(
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I don't have quite the sense of humor to think of something so funny.
The below poster is going to sell his army and switch to Eldar. Iyanden, specifically. OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ
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no0, i'm in the midst of writing and creating a genestealer cult dex and army
the below poster is the aforementioned mod and will ban himself ( waves hand in jedi way ) jammy he will ban himself
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Sorry, I'm not force sensitive.
The next poster will discover my Monkey God powers though.
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Long spent.
The below poster misses me and my salty snacks.
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I wont miss Snacty...
[Monkey grabs Snacty by the ears, positions, and fires drippy poo cannon all over his face. Snacty eats it up... somewhat figuratively. He should be disgusted, but must enjoy it thanks to his obligations to the ruinous powers of chaos]
The next poster is disgusted!
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EWWWWWW
The below poster likes mayo.
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helps with velocity...
[Monkey sprays feces into BH's open in-utter shock/disgust mouth]
The next poster... is next.
Say whatever you want, I'll look this up get you and your ugly dog too!
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no i'm not, it's a lie, a blatant lie
the below poster is before
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well, before the below poster, who is asleep.
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no, but pretty much
the below poster is jealous of my necromantic skills
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I'm sure if we had 2 girls and a cup on, you can put your necro skills to work on your disco stick.
The below poster will google and click on Guro Chan.
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no i won't innocent eyes are around
the below poster doesn't care and will do it anyway
-
OHHHHH YEAAA.
The below poster still has virgin eyes, in more ways than one.
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Yes, I keep them on my desk next to her liver.
The below poster has been enjoying StarCraft 2 recently.
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no... cause my new guard army is taking up all my extra cash.
the below poster groaned at hearing i have yet another army in the works.
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Funny, I'm painting my guard and slowly considering making some space wolves (as the other bajillion points worth of Space Marines are lonely).
The next poster doesn't know when to quit.
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NEVER!!!
The below poster is having a three way with me and Jammy in SC2!
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I'm only interested if someone will rip apart some of the renders and make paper model patterns out of them.
There's a Russian guy who's made a full size replica of the terran marine rifle, with a stand, I suggest checking it out (search aliens.humlak or somesuch)
The next poster has never even heard of converting renders into paper models.
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Actually, a coworker of mine is very into that.
The below poster was blown away by today's story on Digg about P != NP
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No because THIS poster has never heard of Digg about P !=NP
The below poster will be angered at my remark and ignorance.
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Look at my face, I'm always a bit angry.
[Monkey throws doo into pod droppa's face, just to remind him]
The next poster has a clean face... for now.
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Cleeean!
Below poster has several doo-throwing monkeys available for rent.
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Yes, and his name is Jawmonkey.
The below poster is also for rent on an hourly basis.
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Only for you big boy... or anyone else with cash. :-*
The next poster turns tricks for small plastic army men.
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Man, I miss the metal cadians...
The below poster turns tricks for WH40k Monstrous Creatures.
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we all know that fex was a slut, raise your hands if you didn't sleep with that fex
the below poster did
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I'm never touching Ketel One again.
The Below Poster only likes it when it rains.
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Yes I like rainy days but... I also like some sunny days thrown into the week.
The below poster will use mechanical flying squirrels to take over the world.
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damn how did you find out!...*pulls out radio* "move ahead with operation mechanical flying death."
the below poster will have a counter to my army of robotic rodents and explosive turtles.
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It's called furry pr0n.
The below poster knows who the moderators of this Tavern are.
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i'm sorry sanct but we frown upon such blatant lies here. this tavern has no mods.
the below poster is joyous at the recipt of this knowledge
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Indeed.
The below poster is joyous when he gets a receipt.
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Hahahaha you are wron... Wait damn it your right.
The below poster will use his warhammer 40k army to repel the inpending Teletobie invasion.
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haha you what????
the below poster will explain
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He has a pathological fear of teletubbies.
The below poster will understand.
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no i don't *sob* *sob*
the below poster wants to be violated knows
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Step near me and you'll be eating chainsabre.....
The below poster thinks I am far too hostile
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No way Predators are more hostile than you
The below poster hates Predators and loves Aliens.
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Wait I got a question here. What's the whole deal with "Alien" and "Predator"? Aren't the aliens predators? And we're pretty sure the predators are aliens....
The below poster will not procrastinate on his painting!
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Sure... I'll get right on that... I've only got a backlog of unpainted units going back to 4th edition...
The below poster plays and paints more often than me.
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typically I would say no, but I'm out of models to assemble (well I just got a Valk in the mail...), so I've actually been painting (must... finish... infantry platoon... by... Saturday... ugh). That and painting some terrain; I've been heartedly encouraged to make a terrain making article here.
the next poster isn't nearly as prolific.
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Yeah I just buy my terrain from you.
The below poster has 99 problems but a ___ aint one.
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no the straight line is one of my problems
the below poster loves fam guy
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If that stands for Family Guy than YES!!!
The below poster has The Zombie Apocolypse Blues.
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Its pronounced Zompocalypse, and no I don't. I am however ready... very ready.
The next poster would try and save their family member once being chewed upon (mercy killing), rather than use them as bait (leave them, the screaming will distract the zombies).
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Yes i would save my family member but if they are bitten ill have to put them down.
The below poster does not have a zombie survival plan.
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What's to plan? If I'm in my car, grab the tire iron. Once I get home, get out the duct tape, contractor bags, gas mask, hatchet, and shotgun... BRING IT! WAAAGH!!!
The next poster does not have serious plans to construct a chainsword (or power klaw).
If only I could grasp my thick skull around microhydraulics and miniaturised power supplies. [sigh]
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No serious plans, just idle musings.
The below poster is going to party like a rockstar this weekend.
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No, I'm going to shed much blood; first a tournament Saturday (first time using IG, wish me luck), then I'll be teaching a bunch of noobs Sunday (told them to bring 500 pt armies, considering unleashing the 3 Baneblade chassis and playing linebreaker).
The next poster would pit a Baneblade, Stormlord, and Shadowsword against a half dozen noobs with 500 pt armies.
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No i would pit my space marine army against them.
The below poster has no idea what the storm raven looks like.
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Of course I do, it's a rhino with toilet paper tubes on the sides of it.
The next poster with buy a valk and a land raider and make their own Stormraven
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no i wont
i'll buy a dinghy
and set sail for the new world
the next poster has already been to the new world and wasn't that impressed do went home and put the kettle on only to find that hes electric had been disconnected while he was away . so then phoned the electric company to sort it out and is still on hold now 7 yrs later
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No I love America Ive been here for 16 years.
The below poster is a schizophrenic psycho.
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I prefer the term sociopath.
The next poster is my trigger.
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Only if you change your name to Roy Rogers.
The below poster doesn't watch any form of motor sport.
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NASCAR rules!!!
The below poster hates NASCAR with a passion.
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Nah, I would however love it more if each car was armed with a less than lethal gatlin pellet gun, small fragmentation rockets, and armoured cars... oh and lift the stupid spped restrictions!
The next poster would like to see Gorden burst into flames and further explode into the wall.
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Oh man that'd be so awesome.
The below poster watches NASCAR just for the explosions.
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The wrecks are way more exciting than just watching them drive in cicrles.
The next poster saw the race where the car went airborne and a half dozen cars shot underneath it before it fell to the ground, rolled, fell apart, cause everyone else behind him to crash and burn too.
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I thought that was the great big poo poo you eeked out and threw over them.
The below poster has said youtube video of Jaw's flaming rather unsavoury chap, what-ho old bean?.
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no i have the original tape
the below poster wants it
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Nah, the memories are enough.
The next poster is ready for some flinging filming.
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No cameras steel your soul and trap them.
The next poster is a russian spy trying to steal Americas vital technology.
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Nyet! I mean no! amphetamine parrot!
The below poster will hide me.
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Yes, quickly! Into the oven, here's an apple to eat while you wait, until I tell when the coast is clear.
the next poster would not eat a human.
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If it's the end of the world and I'll starve to death if I don't eat Jammy, Well, Prion's Disease is worth it..........
The below poster wonders how I know about the side effects of cannibalism
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No im going to guess your a doctor (whats prions disease do and why do you get it through cannabilism)
The below poster is germafobic and wont touch a dead body.
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prions is a disease thats caught through eating food with the disease or genetics, but its a human only disease ( i checked up on it so wiki may have lied )
the below poster can provide greater details
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Yeah don't eat brains, they retain and transmit disease very well, due to their design.
The next poster has a horrible rash.
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Thats disgusting but no I'm rash free.
The below poster has not discovered my plans to destroy Warhammer Fantasy( WAIT! i wasnt supposed to type that.)
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Why bother, GW can do the job better.
The next poster has never even seen a LOTR model painted in real life.
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i've never seen a player painted one
the below poster will read and comment on one of my stories.
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No i have not read any story so far. I dont have the time.
The below poster is pissed that i dont have time to read anybodie's story.
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yes, yes i am. :)
the below poster will read it or be violated in a van
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I'm not going to read it in the hopes that you will be foolish enough to lure me into a van.
The next poster is not ready to have the tables violently turned.
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Close, except I do the table turning. MODLY POWERS, ACTIVATE!
The below poster is waiting for the hammer to fall....
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You ain't got the guts, Fett! I know Snacty's been so much worse there's no way you could justify "punishing" me instead... although I will settle for the title "insolent bastard", because its funny.
The next poster wants an obnoxious well deserved title.
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I do! It will come with time.
The below poster's post posts bellows post-bellow below bellow posts.
EDIT: WAIT WHAT IS THIS DOUBLE LAZEROUS PENGUIN I DIDNT KNOW THIS WOULD HAPPEN? :)
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No I don't BELLOW. And you confused me not fair.
The below poster will attempt to confuse me again
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nah, you seem confused enough.
The next poster doesn't know when to leave well enough alone.
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Damn right, I always aggravate to the point of violence.... it's fun!
The below poster thinks Blazinghands double lazerous penguin title looks damned foolish
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Foolish, sure, but also awesome because he's clearly twice the
man bird any of the rest of you will ever be :-P
The below poster wants a triple-penguin title now.
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Nah, I want something that hints at throwing feces.
The next poster has neither the authority, nor the inclination to help me out/punish me.
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If I was an Admin, I would give you the title of Insolent poo flinger. Like Insolent Bastard, but a poo flinging variety.
The below poster has read my sig and was left puzzled.
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No, and incidentily you can roast and eat a lazerous penguin although I recommend boiling them because they're old and tough.
The next poster would not want to be roasted or boiled alive; prefering deep fried instead.
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Since I would die faster and clog their arteries to death, yes I hope if I am ever eaten by cannibals, they deep fry me.
The below poster recently angered the Monkey and was bathed in "butt chili" for it.
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Wrong, I heard I missed a spot...
[Monkey dives to ground and snap throws doo which splatters onto VK's left armpit, the sole remaining "dry spot"]
there, viola! :-*
The next poster has smelled the wrath of the Monkey King.
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No because there is no such thing as a monkey king, because man is the king of monkeys.
The below poster will contradict my theory.
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You're nothing but an ape, it's shameful you deny your nature...
[Monkey forces handful of filth into droppa's mouth, then forces him to chew, then swallow]
The next poster has learned his lesson.
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Your feces chucking antics don't scare me you stupid chimp.
The below poster is shocked at my insolence towards a tavern idol
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Insolence indeed! I don't want you to fear me, I want you to accept my gifts with open arms (and mouths).
the next poster wants to see the end of the chili rainbow.
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It scares me just by thinking what the hell is a chili rianbow so no.
The below poster will find Aqua man and tell him to stop the impending dolphin apocolypse.
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I tried too, but he's sleeping with the fishes. :o :P
The below poster hopes that means he is dead.....
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i can work with either :P
the below poster wants in
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^^ Damn right I do.
The next poster will be female.
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I'm an ape through and through boyo. ;)
The next poster wants to watch me demonstrate my patented Silverback MountainTM action on JoBobbles.
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No i dont.
The below poster will hunt down jawmonkey and stop him and his monkey antics.
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no i'm hunting down a mod atm so he can go free
the below poster noticed an absence of something dark
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Yes yes i did notice some darkness was missing.
The below poster will find jawmonkey and smack some sense into him and make hm realise he is a Homo Sapien not an ape.
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yes yes he is hes a good damn ape
the below poster also wants to question his humanity
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Hell, it's the space tavern. We're all apes anyway.
The below poster wants to collect Hello Kitty themed SM.
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It'd be funny, sure, but I think the humor would wear off after a few matches....
Speaking of matches, the below poster's hello kitty themed army matches their hello kitty themed clothing.
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No i dont in fact i put hello kitty down.
The below poster has a fear of Tella Tubbies
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*Shudders*
The below poster has been previously covered by monkey feces.
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Nope im clean.
The below poster will attempt to throw monkey feces at me but fails because im wearing a hazmat suit.
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I'm pretty sure I've blessed you before.
[Monkey climbs atop PD's back, gnaws through his oxygen lines, shoves said hose into buttocks, and begins to generate an inhuman amount of feces. PD tries to escape, but the feces fills his suit too fast; he fumbles with his fasteners and seals in a vain attempt at escape, but the toxic fumes overwhelm him. PD collapses, vomiting and spasming, inside the toxic miasma that makes his hazmat suit resemble a giant balloon full of chili]
The next poster now knows that none can escape my wrath gift.
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The stains on my windsheild confirm your statement to be true. :P
The next poster will spring for the price of a quick scrub in the carwash.
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Land Rovers should always be covered in filth...
[Monkey sprays inhuman amounts of splashy feces all over Tangi, demonstrating the true horror of the chili rainbow... a motor vehicle, for the first time in recorded history, physically vomits it's engine through it's own front grill]
The next poster... might be next.
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Only if you're cruisin' for a
bruisin' bannin'
The below poster will take jawmonkey's inevitable response for me, bodyguard-style.
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no i have a feeling you were the one who made my avy twilight *shudder*
the below poster cares
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Sharing is caring.
The below poster wants to share his feces with me.
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No i dont im actually civil.
The below poster will attempt to use me as a shield to stop the monkey feces.
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More like use you as a target...
[Monkey turns around, bends over, and begins to shoot turds at droppa, who takes a stitch of them across the chest and falls to the ground with a sigh.]
The next poster is becoming concerned for their wellbeing.
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crazy people have no concern for their well being
the next poster is also a crazy
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We're all crazy, some of us just get caught... CATCH!
[Monkey speed throws doo, Croggy makes a failed attempt to stop the turd, but it's too fast and splats all over his face.]
The next poster will likely get a fist full of doo.
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No, I'm hoping droppa will post next and save my ass.
The below poster would gladly take a faceful of monkey feces to save me from embarrasment ;D
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Not unless you're secretly Jewel Staite behind that avatar I ain't.
The below poster now has to Google that name because they FAILED AT LIFE and didn't watch the Best Show Ever before it got cancelled due to idiots not watching it.
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Meh, Serenity just never caught on with me; I was always a bit more partial to Farscape myself. Oh yeah...
[Monkey climbs atop Fett's shoulders and procedes to dump a deluge of nearly digested maggot butt soup upon his stately brow]
The next poster is in shock that a member would treat a mod this way and will log off and cry.
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Nah, I've seen it all before.
@James Fett- I've seen Serenity, but which character is Jewel Straite?
The below poster will apologize to me for no apparent reason.
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No I wont i dont apologize to anyone.
The below poster will shove jawmonkey into a space ship and send him into outerspace to hit aliens with his monkey crap.
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One of my dreams friend...
[Monkey clocks droppa with a fast turd to the dome, just for measure]
The next poster doubts humanity will live long enough to venture beyond their solar system (seriously though it'll be small robots that build more robots and people).
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Propaly were only just starting to make a mission to Mars program.
The below poster will get the care bears to repulse the impending alien invasion.
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Last time they were here they saw dinosaurs, and who would want to step in those piles getting the paper in the morning? They don't care about Earth.
The next poster believes in life on other worlds, but not that any have ever visited us.
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No they visited us before. What do you think those countless UFO siteings are(some of them have to be real).
The below poster believes in ghosts.
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Ghosts, demons, aliens, its all possible with string theory.
The poster below likes to play Magic the Gathering
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I haven't played a game since Mirage came out...
The next poster does not want to waste money on tiny rectangles of paper.
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Hmmm... it seems many of your people believe that by trading these small pieces of green paper you call "money" around you will be happy. Your people will always be an enigma to me.
The below poster has serious doubts about my inhumanity.
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Yes, my butt hairs didn't stand up like they do with
JamBob Fett, so its obvious that you're a human, where as Jambob Fett is a toaster.
The next poster is illogical.
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In what way?
The below poster will answer my question. Logically. NOW!
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nope sorry, can't help those that can't first help themselves... you are illogical, deal with it.
The next poster thinks that there is an answer for everything in this world, refusing to believe that humanity is merely trying to assign order to a chaotic reality... there is no answer for some questions.
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There are some questions with no answers. Like whats the emperors name, where did he live, when was he born, and what are hotdogs made of.
The below poster hates questions that dont have an answer.
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And that, my friend, was one of them. ^^
The below poster hates philosophical debate and wishes we wouldn't talk about topics that hurt his brain so.
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As my belly button always says, "open your mind". ;D
The next poster has a twin growing out of them, making it hard to get past first base.
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Nope im mutation free.
The next poster lives in a cardboard box.
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If I do, then how the hell am I on the internet?
The below poster finds pod droppa's racism offensive.
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Why you gotta pull the race card any time someone says you live in a box? No one cares what color you are on the interweb; considering you're on these forums and you play 40k, I would typically assume that you are white.
The next poster is purple.
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Why you gotta pull the race card any time someone says you live in a box?
Oops forgot to put a ;) in my post. Seriously I was only joking. This is the Tavern Games, after all.
And no I'm not purple I'm white ;).
The below poster sees a psychologist regularly.
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No but i do see a councilar.
The below poster is a cool guy at school despite them playing 40k.
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I didn't play 40k during school, but I did carry a butterfly knife and refuse to conform.
The next poster no longer carries a knife for self defense, prefering instead a good pen.
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Hell no I always carry a knife. You never know when Sh#t happens.
The below poster is a pacifist and doesnt want me to carry a knife. Because pacifists thinks things can be solved with words.
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I tend to find the phrase "oh look a distraction!!" and running as fast as possible in the opposite direction are more than sufficient to diffuse any situation.
The below poster has never been on an aeroplane.
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You are never getting me on an airplane. I like my feet on the ground were humans were meant to be.
The below poster loves flying.
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If flying with the aid of a power kite counts yes! (also love the irony of you having the name pod droppa, guessing lots of drop pods, but liking to have your feet on the ground).
The below poster thinks I am an idiot :D
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I just think everyone is an idiot just to keep my bases covered.
The next poster will attempt to say something inteligent, but in the end just look like an idiot.
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I better not post next then... Oh wait!
The below poster wishes he could spend all his time on the internet, but bodily functions get in the way.
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Nah, that's why I wear a diaper! ;)
The next poster wants to change me.
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Hell no!!!
[Pod droppa drops a drop pod filled to the brim with C4 on jawmonkey and it explodes upon impact completely incinerating jawmonkey.]
The below poster will attempt to shoot my pod down before it kills jawmonkey.
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You can't land a pod on top of an Enemy unit. Roll mishap, I make it land right next to you... KABOOM!!!
The next poster remembers silly little rules like that.
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Yes i do but im being realistic.
The below poster disagrees because Warhammer 40k can never be realistic.
So let me get this straight a 300 ton metal flower doesnt wants to avoid landing on a 30 pound monkey. I guess SM are nicer than I thought.
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All have you know I weigh an infinite amount of weight, and can change my size at will as well!
The next poster is not familiar with the abilities of the Monkey King, Trickster God.
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Yes i am I've heard of him but never read the stories.
[I attack jawmonkey with a sword that can destroy anything. But jawmonkey is holding an indestructible shield.]
The below poster will explain what will happen.
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Nah, but rest assured that involves your face and a bunch of feces.
The next poster had no idea that there was even a Monkey God.
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Whaaaa? :o
The next poster is the Prophet of the Monkey God (to enlighten those like myself)
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No im a prophet of the Dragon God.
The below poster does not want to hear me preach about the dragon god.
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Well I can't deny that!
The below poster feels dragon gods are ridiculus.
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do i . well thats good to know
the below posters loves the cake
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CAKE!!!!!
The below poster would be nice enough to make me cake (please?)
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Make your own lousy cake.
The below poster prefers brownies instead.
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Uhhh its 50-50
The below poster hates cupcakes because they are not actual cakes.
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cup cakes FTW
the below poster has never eaten a brownie(because it sounds like a childs term for poo)
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Not where I'm from. We called it crap. In fact, we still do.
I love brownies. :9
The below poster has never had a brownie, but our posts have convinved him to try them.
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Dood i love brownies they are awsome.
the below poster loves fruit cake for some strange reason.
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I love to throw fruit cake at my enemies!
On his next birthday, the below poster wants brownies instead of B-day cake.
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I... hate... BROWNIES!!! >:(
[Monkey throws massive doo, covered JoBob from head to toe in feces]
The next poster likes a different type of confection.
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Nope, brownies will stay for now.
The below poster like something else other than brownies.
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I like cake, fruit, and the like.
The below poster will steer us away from the brownie topic.
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ha ha you wrong
the below poster is not even slightly bored of the brownie topic yet
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HA HA you are wrong as well.
The below poster will begin to talk about cupcakes.
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Cupcakes simply can't hold up to the power of brownies.
The below poster wonders who got us started with brownies in the 1st place.
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Yes as a matter of fact i do.
The below poster will attempt to stop the impending Brownie Holocoust. But they will fail horribly and all the brownies will be destroyred. Thus stearing us away from this brownie topic.
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aye doughnut weash tew destroyreded der brownies.
The next poster wonders if the poster just above me was getting into their parent's special "concert brownies".
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Man that's right up there with the "concert cookies" I had a few months back....
The below poster is working tirelessly to construct a real life chainfist.
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Nope, fully functional Power Klaw, and I think I almost have it!
The below poster is the Monkey, getting together his armies to give me for said power klaw
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unfortunatley not muhahahah
the below poster will review one of my stories
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correct i will but only if you pm me da links
the below poster is horny for a monkey
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correct i will but only if you pm me da links
the main one is in my sig.
and blatantly
the below poster is said monkey
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You rang? :-*
The next poster cannot feel the call pass through the eather, mortals beckoning the assistance of their semi-divine powers.
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Yeh it's pretty sweet.
The below poster doesn't eat pancakes.
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Damn right i dont! pancakes are the food of evil people.
The below poster will predict the exact date of the much needed pancake holocaust.
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When my tummy begins to scream for flapjacks!
What's wrong with you? Don't like pancakes?! :o
The next poster is just as taken back.
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Waffles are so much better!
The below poster likes pancakes with his butter, not the other way around.
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Yeah, the digestive track is really a one way street, it doesn't work very well going the wrong way (watch South Park ;)).
The next poster has just stubbled upon the most amazing diet plan ever!
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I thought this one up myself, though I'm sure others have as well: drink one large glass of water before the beginning of any food consumption (meal, snack, even just grabbing an apple or some chips or something). The water will fill you up a bit and you'll actually get your 8 glasses a day this way. You'll feel full, eat less, and be healthier.
The below poster will start a Dark Eldar army when the new Codex comes out.
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Hmmm, not a bad idea, but I was thinking Tau myself :P
The below poster enjoys soda with his cereal.
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no - just no
the below poster wants to send me something(and must actaully send it to me or else you will be breaking ......like....laws or something)
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Yeah, send me your fax number, I've figured out how to fax poop.
The next poster wishes they could fax poop to television personalities.
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Oh my god that is genius!!!
But the below poster will use his paraplegic SM army to stop you from fax pooping.
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Just because they're a bunch of skeletons doesn't mean they're any less handicapable than a normal marine! Besides, they're my buddies, I sleep with my army like a security blanket.
The next poster switched armies because the old one was causing too many wounds overnight.
"are you okay? did you get hit by a car?"
"nah, I rolled over onto the nids again."
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It was really the old one, aye. 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
The below poster wears sunglasses at night.
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Only once, my friend.
The below poster dreads sleeping with his army.
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i do as my army is gay
the below poster does not think i should us the word gay as a derogatory word and will punish me accordingly
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And why would I do that? Have you read some of the things Sanct used to post?
The below poster is still scarred from the horror of Sanctjud
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I do not know of this Sanct you speak of.
The below poster has slept on the curb side stoned and drunk.
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Nah, I would usually get loaded out in the boondocks.
The next poster has a very real and tangible fear of Snacty.
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He was scary...
The below poster would rather be Sanct than be like him.
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That's just gross, either option. If we were talking about this in person, I would stab you in the face with a brick.
The next poster was just as horrified reading that previous post (e.g. about being Snacty).
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Not really, though I am a bit worried by the fact that you apparently walk around with a brick.
The below poster carries something legal and heavier than a brick.
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Yeah, its in my pants and it ryhmes with brick too. ;)
The next poster is afraid to get shot in the face.
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dewpends on wht aby, if it's you then yes
the below poster believes that my 2nd ed 1500 harleqiun jetbike list is worth taking :)
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Any army is worth taking considering its practically free money.
The next poster would cry if certain models were stolen.
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unfortunatley my entire army has gone to crap because no-one in my lgs has respect for it and vroke all my battlesuits and most firewarriors. and my guard mah.
the below poster has played above army and will tell me how well it would do now.?
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What? Tau or IG?
The next poster has played nearly every army.
Tau: In retrospect (traded them off for Nids, I don't like to stand still, shoot, run, shoot, scream, die), suits are a viability (I shouldn't have used so many, just one 3 suit squad), no drones, thanks. FW+devil and a bunch of railheads are awesome. Stealth suits a bit squishy really. Kroot, Vespid, just say no!
IG: why oh why can't you field a Russ for 100 pts? Infantry platoons are squishy, but fun. Orders are great! I love me some hydras, manticore didn't do too bad either, they look sad at turn 5 though (no rockets). Man, GEQ certainly is different from MEQ [sigh], but I do enjoy my IG though (still needs more chimeras).
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no i meant the harlequin bikers :)
i've played with or against most army at least once (minus harlies, kroot mercs, squats, etc)
the below poster has played harlie bikers
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Nah, Eldar are the army I just don't like, vanilla or chocolate.
The next poster is going to make the largest Kroot Mercenary army ever seen on the face of the Earth.
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Actually I was planning on "borrowing" Pod droppa's drop pod army. Let's see those IG players laugh at me now!
The below poster is indignant at having his pods stolen.
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nah take em all, :)
the below poster has drop pods and would be worried
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Of course i would worry!! :o
The below poster who picks up my drop pods decides to open one up. Inside he finds a picture of somebody trying to take my pods but they also see me stabbing that person. So the pod stealer decides to safely put down the pod and leave. >:(
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no, no i don't wait what was that again ?
the below poster would be put off though
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Since it's me being stabbed, yes I think I would be a little freaked out.
The below poster wonders how many pods pod droppa has.
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actually i couldn't care less
the below poster will tell me anyway
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none, i have them now :)
the belw poster wants to [b]give [/b][/u] me some harlies or greenskins?
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UHH since you stole my pods no >:(
The below poster will tell me what nomstuff's picture is.
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indeed i will, ityped in true necromancer on google and got this
the below poster wonders why pod droppa cares
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Actually I do. Why, droppa? Why?
The below poster doesn't care.
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spot on there jobob
the below poster has pants only he doesn't wear them on the inside of his trousers
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i'm english so no i wear boxers :)
the below posters stats also look something like thii
Tavern Games 1004 posts
The Lost and The Damned 23 posts
The Forge 35 posts
Fiction 59 posts
Of the Realms of Elves 6 posts
Warhammer Background 48 posts
Beginners and Newbies 26 posts
Polling Booth 5 posts
The Space Tavern 58 posts
Art 5 posts
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oh ok
The following poster below follows posters bellowing at fellows post-fallow bellow gallow-posts, following the post-fallow fellows the below the bellowed-at gallow-posts and posting on the fellows' fallow bellows.
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are you proud that wasted ten minutes getting that right :)
the below poster is, i would be :)
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I'm electing to ignore the last few threads, in essence, sparing you from my boundless rage.
The next poster will be NomNom, and he will begin chopping up his Tau.
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i don't need to, last game a pulled one apart for the lulz and the other shattered as i brushed him of the table. game before that some dude backhanded one and it broke into many pieces, i was genuinely distraught i'd spent all night up repairing them
the below poster has an idea for my broadsides remains?
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No need, commented in another thread.
The next poster needs to kick some opponent butt, literally, for destroying their models.
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it as if you were talking to me, spooky :) i'd ask them to replace it but the one who breaks my tau has got less money than me :)
the below poster also found that concidence uncanny
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Nah, I would've bashed his favorite unit, then tell him to leave before I Monkeyhandle him.
The next poster would give them one more chance.
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i have weirdly, and his raiders aren't in great shape as it is
the below poster would still break them
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never i steal sh** not break it
the below poster is ashamed of me
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Yes i am ashame of you >:( Stealing is wrong
The below poster thinks differently.
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yes yes i do
the below poster stole his / her own soul
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Of course i accidentily let a person take a picture of me.
the below poster wants a brownie
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of course i do heheheh
the below poster noticed a certain van/pedobear lurking around the tavern
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Wut, I know it's not me.
The below poster is interested to know where the van has gone...and who it has picked up.
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not really, i borrowed your van and terrozied some newbies
the below poster wants his van back/
pod droppa meet sanct the person i mentioned every three posts
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No i dont want to
I pull out my switch blade and stab sanct (and nomstuff) and get away
The below poster wants a #cough# poison #cough# cookie
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no i don't want a cough cookie gross
the below poster believes sanct is resistant to knife blades
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He doesn't know the meaning of the word "no" either.
The next poster wants to ride in his van.
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i have his van so yeah :)
the below poster knew there was a word no and didn't tell me
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I only use that word if someone asks me if I'm done yet.
The next poster should be gluing Ork heads to their battlesuits. ;)
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uncanny, it's like you can predict the future or something :)
i need to put togethere th ebattleforce for my friend and i'll use his spare parts to do the deed :)
the below poster believes jawmonkrey is pyschic :)
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That's weird because I was just thinking that, it's like I can read my own mind.
The next poster is getting scared.
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yes, yes i am. BURN THE WITCH. only a deviant witch could read their own mind
the below poster is also panicking
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GAHHHH GAH GAH GAHHHHH >> >> >> :o
The below poster is freaking out.
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Yes I am, you need to drop some soap for a propa' introduction.
The below poster remembers friendly welcome hump they had to receive.
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Damn! ninja'd... well the post still fits slightly...
OMG, OMG, I think I just killed the cat in a panic fueled blackout rage :-[
The next poster will calm us all.
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I read it as 'blackout rape.'
The below poster is not calmed by that comment.
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I was not.
The below poster will restore order because I can't be bothered to.
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I praise you for wanting to make me a temp. Mod....
The below poster votes yes to that!!!
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Damn you! ninja'd again!!! I'm going to ignore your perversion and post...
Order is a vain concept man attempts to apply to an irrational and chaotic reality.
The next poster is equally upset that there is likely no combined theory, the magic equation that describes everything.
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I'd hope not! I might be out of a job. But it's upsetting, sure.
Even if he says it'll be alright, still he hears you say you want to end your life. Now and again the below poster tries to just stay alive, maybe he'll turn it around because it's not too late, it's never too late.
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omg your sad, although. why reference three days grace here
the below poster realises that with sanct back it is too late :)
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It's never to late to lose your ear or eye virginity.... ask and you shall receive the Cream Stick.
The below poster gets a hard on when emocons are used.
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:) + ;) > ??? + :-* > :( + :o = :'( + ;D
The next poster just realised I illustrated date rape, and yes, you're welcome, Snacty.
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you missed out :-X+ >:(
the next poster has been date raped by them selves
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You speak too much Croggy, not enough :-X.
Must apply fist to face and not just the back door.
The below poster is interested in both fistings.
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meh depends if im the one doing it :)
the below poster is jealous of my avy :)
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Oh yea, it turns me on like the Old Hag of the Sea Witches in Warmachine.
The below poster understands that the DE rumored to be coming out is a GW joke...
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i hope not, but i have a feeling
the below poster feels that this is just a pretty send-off for them. gw are packing in the line and this 'update' is a few collecters models so you can say yep i was there when the dark eldar get scrapped
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I've heard nothing of a codex, I care neither way really, surely they will die the same as any Elf.
The next poster love the smell of skittles in the morning.
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That and a shot of Jack are how I greet the day!
The below poster prefers vodka for their morning pick-me-up.
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well it is nicer :)
the belpw [ster worries for the sanity of all above posters
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im always worried for the sanity of people in the tavern.
The next person wants to put their hands up and get out of the car errrr.....Van
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nope i'm o.k. where i am thanks
the below poster once ate a small country
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And now you know the secret behind the stinky French stereotype. ;)
the next poster is a stereotype.
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no i'm not you just don't understand me, i'm gonna go cut myself whilst wnking off to my chem *sob sob sob*
i mean off course not :)
the below poster is though :)
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you are just wrong
the below poster smokes cow balls
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no, it's pronounced 'pot' over here in the west midlands :)
the below poster is a discrepancy
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your not from the west midlands
the below poster defo isn't
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no, that filthy liar, and believe it or not your right :) but i do live there now :)
the below poster is sanct with a godlike comment
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Would you like to sit on my lap, I have Easter Eggs and a Carrot to share with you.
The below poster likes to rearended.
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i'm afraid not, for that i must whip you :)
the below poster wants in
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Only if it's mono-filimant material.
The below poster acutally enjoys the feeling of parting flesh....I know I do....esp. when I pick at scabs/scars/lips/finger nails, around the eyes, scalp, elbows, etc.
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weirdly i pick my scabs a lot :) but thats mindless boredom. but no i'm not kinky
however the below poster still wants in :)
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hey nom if you are from the same west midlands as me we should game some time
on topic:
i only enjoy the feeling of parting butt cheeks does that count
the below poster thinks yes
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Oh yes, esp. if it's my meat parting your cheeks, both cheeks.
The below poster wants in with a game with Croggy or Nomstuff.....just to make it a threesome or foursome.
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would that be the west midlands in the uk, containing birmingham, coventry, nuneaton (my town) and others warwickshire basically?
oh yh, sanct you should defo get in there
the below poster is jesus
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Shhhh.
The below poster always looks on the bright side of life...
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no, i'll quote this
Do you think about
Everything you've been through
You never thought you'd be so depressed
Are you wondering
Is it life or death
Do you think that there's no one like you
We are
We are
We are
We are the ones
We get knocked down
We get back up and stand above the crowd
We are one
We are the ones
We get knocked down
We get back up and stand above the crowd
We are one
The life I think about
Is so much better than this
I never thought I'd be stuck in this mess
I'm sick of wondering
Is it life or death
I need to figure out who's behind you
We are
We are
We are
We are the ones
We get knocked down
We get back up and stand above the crowd
We are one
We are the ones
We get knocked down
We get back up and stand above the crowd
We are one
The life I think about
Is so much better than this
I never thought I'd be stuck in this mess
I'm sick of wondering
Is it life or death?
We are the ones
We get knocked down
We get back up and stand above the crowd
We are one
We are the ones
We get knocked down
We get back up and stand above the crowd
We are one
We stand above the crowd
We stand above the crowd
We stand above the crowd (Crowd)
(We stand) We stand above the crowd
We stand above the crowd (We Stand)
We stand above the crowd
(We are the ones) We stand above the crowd
(We get knocked down get back up) We stand above the crowd
(We are the ones) We stand above the crowd
(We get knocked down get back up) We stand above the crowd
We stand above the crowd
We stand above the crowd
We stand above the crowd
the below poster likes that song
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I praise your copypasta skillz.
I praise not knowing that song....and am too lazy to google it.
I praise being too lazy to change the color of the text too.
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i praise it being one-x by three days grace , a small barely known candian rock group :)
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Holy LSJDHFSHDFLHSLFHS, I have that CD.
The below poster will wonder which song I bought it for.
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pain??? :)
the below poster is sanct wanting to give me it as i can't find a copy :)
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no it is not and yes the very same west midlands i'm from cannock
the below poster hates cannock
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nope, i'm not sure where it is though :)
pain??? :)
the below poster is sanct wanting to give me it as i can't find a copy :)
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You are correct nomstuff, Pain and Animal I Have Become (very appropriate for my Pedobear status.)
The below poster will read croggies post as hating CannedDick.
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no i wont
the below poster believes we have scared croggy off with our uber tavern skills
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i never scare
the below poster is nom and he is too scared to gwame me
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depends, what do you play :). I mean i'm never scared just of random people on the internet ;)
i found cannock yay :) it's on the other side of birmingham
http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?hl=en&q=cannock%20to%20nuneaton%20&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wl (http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?hl=en&q=cannock%20to%20nuneaton%20&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wl)
the below poster is croggy blissfully oblivous of my win rate :)
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i usually play guard at 2k
and i do quiet well lol
and yes i am blissfully unaware
the below poster thinks that my recent success is due to my crappy opponents more then my awesomeness
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maybe :)
the below poster will laugh at my win record of ermm... two battles :) (one guard, one tau) and about five or six painstakingly close losses and draws :)
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ha ha
wow you were right
the below poster will soon add to noms hardships
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yes i will, i'm battling tommorow :)
the below poster will be sympathetic :)
p.s that record is only recently in the last few weeks :) i was also field testing my edited cult :)
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i offer no sympathy to those to weak to defend them selves
the below poster however does
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no hence why i play dark elves,
the below poster agrees with the creed there is no such thing as a non-expendable troop
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hence my dark eldar wyche cult
the below poster will jump on the dark eldar band wagon when they get the new book
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i'm already on it :)
hence my dark eldar wyche cult
really? i'm going to collect one :)
the below poster is jealous
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am i ?
the below poster thinks i am
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yes quite obviously
the below poster is sleepy, getting very sleepy *watch spinning hypno disk* yes sleepy
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no i is getting drunky very drunky
the below poster is below the legal age to get smashed so has to make do with vimto
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yes i am, but thats not why i have to make do with frozen cups :(
the below poster is old enough and has friends to purchase it :)
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old enough yes - friends ,no
the below poster would rather have booze then friends also
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at the minute hell yeah :)
the below poster concurs
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no way me and the grouse all the way baby
the below poster would also find a friday night on the interweb drinking whiskey from the bottle as a good way to get rid of a cold
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if i had a cold maybe, but i've never tried it, plus th eonly whiskey i've tried is crap stuff and was gross
the below poster has a cold
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wow you must be like septic or summat as dey is no way you could of known other wise :D
the below poster has never used this :-\
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yes i have, and what does septic have to do with anything :)
the below poster thinks croggy used the wrong word :)
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nope
the below poster disagrees
but is wrong
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yes i do
the below poster is a fish :P
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I own 20 fish.....cory cats, danios, a red finned shark.....a scuba man.
The below poster hates lizards.
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no they are ok
so these ones wont freeze then :)
the below poster knows what i think im on about :)
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i do not
and i own fish also 20 neon tetras 2 plecos 2 guppies and a knife fish
the below posters likes fish
edit: ninjanom beat me to it so slightly modified post to suit
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i do actaully when i finally get my place,job,lisence and bike sorted ill get some
the below poster finds the title something different a lie after 1000 pages
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I own 20 fish.....cory cats, danios, a red finned shark.....wow, 1000 pages? :-\
The below poster loves chincillas! They're like if mice and rabbits could have babies together! ;D
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i do love dem they is evil
i do actaully when i finally get my place,job,lisence and bike sorted ill get some
the below poster finds the title something different a lie after 1000 pages
121 pages on my setup buddy so still fairly different if you ask me
the below poster has never altered his settings for he's viewing pleasure
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yus i has :) sorry 300, one of them is 1000 pages plus :)
the below poster likes my avy
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.....lets take this to the insult avy game for a true account.
the below poster is heading there
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indeed
the below poster recalls that game
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Yeah but it gets old hearing some jackroot saying I should put on a helmet, they can't say much else because my avy is way cooler than there's.
The next poster has a lame avy, and they're ashamed of it.
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no cos i like my avy
the below poster ran out of decent insults for jawmonkeys avy
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meh just lost interest in thwe whole game
the below poster thinks that the slag of the monkey game should be created
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i don't believe molten monkey metal should be a game
the below poster has a good hangover :)
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now that is soo true
but my cold is going
the below poster is satisfied at the thought of my pain
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yes, yes i am, you didn't share it with me :)
the belo poster will rectify that msitake immediatley :)
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no, no iwont
the belos poster is croggy telling me wether he'll be at games day this year
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it is and no i wont
i have to many out goings at the m,oment to justify paying all that money to just look at stuff and stomp people into the ground with my guard
the below poster also went to a GW today for a game and also tabled his opponent completely by turn 3
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no, i didn't i used a purposefully crap list and almost won :) i still lost but only just
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I&feature=player_embedded&has_verified=1#)
the below poster enjoyed this
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I did watch the whole thing, but I felt rage and revulsion throughout... ever wish you could email a sucker punch to someone?
The next poster wishes they could do the same (e.g. send an e-punch).
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yeah :)
the below poster deosn't want to e-punch me.
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correct =] I shall wait until gamesday and really punch you =D
The poster below will not be going to gamesday
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well if your going to punch maybe i wont :)
the below poster will lend me their beheading sword
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Nope, i need that *looks arround for Matt Ward*
The below poster agrees that Ward should be beheaded
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oh hell yeah,
the below poster has one more day to wait for his ticket money and two more for his ticket
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Nope, just have to wait 3 more hours =]
The below poster has something important o do that they are puttign off and posting here instead
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well i have to go play fantasy in about half an hour does that count?
the below poster says it does
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yh =]
I praise wanting to play vs you on gamesday
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i praise that, although i must warn you i'm crap, and damn that means i have to fix my suits, so yeah i prasie that
i praise what army are you using?
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umm undecided.
The below poster thinks we should remember which game we are playing. And will tell me what army you use
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i'll be using tau, and i just realised thta slight mistake that we made :)
the below poster reckons 1250/1500pts?
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1500 =]
The below poster is irritated for making me bring my 40k aswell
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yes, now i have to actually fix my army i'm not joking when i say it's in ruins :)
the below poster doesn't mind the suits counting as ?
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nope, as long as they are painted (ie not grey plastic)
The below poster will be kind and explain tau units to me as ive never played them before
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yes, yes i will,
firewarriors, good guns, bad shooting, no cc
kroot, same really cept weak cc
vespid epic guns, ap3 good combat, jump packs :)
stealth suits meh, night fighting to see
battlesuits, again depends on what you gicve them they have a wide variety,
pirahnas/ i dot know
hammerheads/ epic/ just epic,
skyrays, just no
broadsides, twin linked strength ten !P 1 sign me up :)
the below poster actually wants somene to explain better
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yes. yes i do =]
The below poster thinks my BA are screwed
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erm no, close combat, tau not a good mix :)
the belos poster likes the fact that i beat stealers in combat once :)
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Indeed =]
The below poster thinks i will get shot down before arriving in cc
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not if you deepstrike, though if you dont mind me using a squad of proxied broadsides then yes probs :)
the belos poster doesn't minsd
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go fer it =]
The below poster wont care that my deepstriking cappy/honour guard dont have jumppacks on the models
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dude, my armiy is also proxied at the minute as i don't have the money to replace the damaged ones :) so yeah go right ahead
the below poster wants me to start a wych cult/kult of speed
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idk what a wych cult is =[
The below poster will be the clinically insane one
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indeed i will
the below poster now knows that a wych cult is aDE army that relies on wyches for troops
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oh =]
The below poster willconfirm that the wyches are the ones that have no armour and are all female?
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yes, yes they are, :)
the below oster wants to look through my tau dex if we game on gamesday
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aye
The below poster has been to gamesday before and knows if there is actually somewhere for people to game there
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to be fair i haven't got a clue, though i've been told there will be oards, just seacrh for pics of last years games day to see
http://www.games-workshop.com/gws/content/article.jsp?aId=11500009a&_requestid=536989 (http://www.games-workshop.com/gws/content/article.jsp?aId=11500009a&_requestid=536989)
the below posetr will have an answer
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looks like you can ;D
The below poster is pleased
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oh yes i am :) just gottta hop i get my moolah tommorow *fingers crossed*
the below poster also has a lot of painting and modeeliing to do to return his army to tabletop standard.
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if you include basing... And one termie libby =]
The below poster thinks that you should put your list up in a tactics board. Mine will follow shortly =]
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indeed i will :)
the below poster is scared of my mighty warriors of brutish strength :)
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i thought you were playing tau :P
The below poster is scared of shortrange bolter-death
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no, cos i has short range pulse deathg muhahhahahaha a
the belos poster is jealous of my taus afffilition with the choas ones :)
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nope, i play chaos marines too 8)
the below poster thinks that chaos got nerfed
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yup pretty much
the below poster wants me to go look for these jump packs? :) (i've found back packs but no jump yet.)
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hell yeah! i needs arround 9/10
the below poster has less than that
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at the monent i has around 0/0 but i'll get up properly and search the bit boz and check ( also i ddiscovered in my bit box i have an entire marine in bits everywhere :)
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lol
The below poster will build and paint that marine and enter him into golden deamon for the lols 8)
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that have my shot for the insolence :)
the below poster knows wether i cnan be arsed to go to my LGS to play fantasy
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yes. you can.
The below poster disagrees
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no not really i want to grab a drink that isn't water anyway :)
the below poster will be schemeing plots to defeat me whilst i'm absent from the forums :)
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yep =]
the below poster will not be the clincally insane one
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Correct.
The poster below had a decent nights sleep.
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Hell no i had to take a 3hour bus ride home at 10 o'clock
The below poster can sleep on a bus.
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no, I hate them filthy stinkning things *shudder*
the below poster concurs
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i concur
The poster below knows if the Clinically insane one has found my jumppacks
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I was at my lgs til just now so not yet :)
the below poster will have patience
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nope =]
The below poster is considered a nazi by the pope
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no, i'm considered a heretic,
the below poster isn't considered a nazi by the pope?
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wrong! im an atheist --> Heil Hitler *nazi salute*
The below poster has posted on 3 different Tavern Games in the last 10 mins
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granted i have :)
the belwo poster is confused
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nope =] just you getting games mixed up again =]
The below poster intended that as a joke
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mayhaps i did :)
the below poster realises there are armies already usable for us at games day apparantly.
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There are?!?
The below poster knows the above poster was probably thinking about the participation games
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indeed i do, i was told by my manager guy there'll be a load of armies we can use there. :)
the below poster is still willing :)
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To bring my own anyway?
The poster below will clarify
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yeah thats the one
the below poster will look at my list as soon as i finish writing it up :)
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Indeed i will!
The below poster knows if he/she wants me to play C:SM or C:BA at gamesday
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I'd reather c:sm as i just love C:SM
the below poster also hopes i get my money tommorow :)
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that depends
The below poster will say why they want money tomorrow
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for my games day ticket and coach
the below poster will share some random jokes
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oh =]
and no i wont, my jokes are crap
The below poster does not want me to bring my retinue to our game to save me from behaeading =D
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:) is all good :)
he belo sposter will enjoy this then
First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's beslubbered up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.
Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.
I don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so beslubbering beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy amphetamine parrot went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).
Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.
My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to beslubber her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.
After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.
Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.
My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was beslubbered up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.
Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever beslubbering seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.
A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised.
But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.
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;D
The below poster got the joke off the interwebz
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yep heresy online to be exact :)
the below poster wants more :)
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yeah
The poster below will start a new joke-thread
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i may well do thta
the below poster thinks i should :) or post in the old one
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The old one?
the below poster has posted an armylist already
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no, i'm trying to work it out now :)
the below poster will let me look at their chaos marine dex afore we play :)
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ummm... My chaos 'dex is with a mate ATM sorry =[
The below poster thought C:SM meant chaos space marines not Codex Space Marines
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indeed i did ahh :)
welll then
the below poster still wats to use nilla marines :)
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only if my shrike-standin is finished by then =D
The below poster wont mind me proxying 5 regular termies as assault termies
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no i wont mind, just don't expect to be photographed for white dwarf
the below poster wants me to use my guardsmen and doesn't mind my cold ones being rough riders(it's fluffy rather than proxied)
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no i really dont. Im tired of facing IG
The below poster has seen WAY too many IG armies
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no, i have only faced one :)
the below poster feels the same about most marines
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actually we have verry few marine players in our group. 2 BA (inc me), 1 Dark angels and a coupla Ultrasmurfs
the below poster hates Ward for ruining the BA fluff
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oh god yeah
the below poster cried when he read it :)
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i was mentaly scarred *reads that dante took down skarbrand and wonders why his rules are so bad ingame*
The below poster wished Dante had Eternal Warrior
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no, his effective in game for what he is.
the below poster believs characters are overrated
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:o i love the characters
The below poster
1) beleives that as the oldest living marine, he is entitled to it from a fluff perspective
2) got my PM
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indeed i did, I love most fluff on characters but i mean we can't all have staline 10 10 101 10 10 10 10
the below poster sees my point
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No, as i didnt say change his stats, just give him protection from Fists.
The below poster sees MY point (you dont survive 1100 years of constant war when you are instantkilled by some guy with an oversised mitten)
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true enough
i praise apparently being blocked or having blocked you :) ???
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What? ur not blocked according to mine :-\
The person below will find the answer to his problem
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i will, send me an IM and we'll see
the below poster will :)
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i did =]
The below poster will continue taking on here even thought there is a perfectly good MsN window flashing at the bottom of the screen ::)
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indeed i will
the below poster will do teh same and realise this soves the talking but not the recognizing :)
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indeed it does.
The poster below will make an airport style sign with {GMS} written on it for gamesday =]
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the below poster will realise that takes effort and write a sign with my name on it. :) so much funnier
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but i dont wanna walk around with a sign saying the clinically insane one on it!
The below poster will realise that that would be silly
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{text} so much funnier
i knwo
:)
the belwo poster wants to do it
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no. i really dont
The below poster wznts me to give said sign to a minion instead
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hell yeah
the below poster realises hugging a snail won't help catch a theif
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>:(
the below poster will read their msn before posting
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hehehehe i did :)
the below poster is still annoyed :)
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>:(
the below poster dislikes >:( face
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meh i camn lve with it
the belwo poster has a bigger range of smileys on here
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dont we all have the same
:) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(
the below poster has more
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no, but more than your msn :)
the below poster agrees
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unfortunatly
The below poster is tired
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no but i wish i was,
the below poster believs we will attract the attention of the mods with this many tavern posts :)
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yes but idk
The below poster knows if these posts can be considered spam
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no as they are part of the game and don't count towards your total anyway
the below poster ....
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... is made of sheer win.
Why yes, i am 8)
The below poster loled
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yes i did :)
the below poster also did
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No coz loling at your own jokes is silly
The poster below has an antique
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no, i borrowe dthis second ed dex, its older than me
the belwo posetr also has a second ed dex
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Do Deamon Hunters count?
The below poster thinks they dont
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no as they are third ed, SEcond ed dex were all updated :)
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ah well
The below poster is also going to sleep now
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nope,i'll be up for a while
the below poster wants to sleep though
-
Yes i just stayed up for 2 1/2 days
The below poster plays Infinity
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nope, no i don't
the below poster is upset :)
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>:( more people should play its fun.(not as fun as 40k)
The below poster plays dark heresy
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again no i don't
the below poster will sign up for my lustria rp online :) i need one more person :)
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gah, those are so time consuming and boring; I can't stand electronic games where I have to interact with real people (I really just prefer tabletop wargaming now days).
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nope its in the rp thread on here :) not that electronic. :)
the below poster is GMS annoyed that i can't make it to games day .
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You cant? :'(
The poster below is The clinically insane one saying that he can make it after all
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unfortunatley not, the person who owed me money decided not to pay up so i cant get the ticket. sorry :( :)
the below poster will understand
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No. I am personally offended. And irritated about not having jumppacks now
The below poster will sort it out somehow
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i can have an attempt at soing so, however i'd need thirty quid in six days
the below poster has an idea :)
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Do what i did: Find a friend with a younger brother/sister who has a problem with [insert school subject you are best at] and tutor them @ £10 a session =D
The below poster will try that
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can't im to lazy to tutor
the belos poster has a slightly more realsitic in six days soloution
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Sell your IG tanks to your friend ;D
The below poster is mildly irritated
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yes :)
the below poster has a backup theory
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Dig for treasure ;D
The poster below thinks that is not helpfull
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no, just no
the below poster is venegful
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I was only trying to help =[
Do some event for "charity"?
The poster below is considering it
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i'd get cuaght :)
the belos poster has 30 pounds they don't need :)
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well, now that you mention it...
I dont.
The below poster got his hopes up for a second
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not really i expected that
as did the below poster
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yep :)
The below poster wants more ideas
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yeah sure, and prostition is not an option :)
the below poster has ideas
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sell your organs =]
or, more seriously, Do odd jobs for people you know charging £5 - £10 a go. Roughly 4 jobs will get you the £30
The below person will use the excuse "im too lazy"
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myabe, but i dont know anyone who needs odd jobs :)
the below poster expected that
-
indeed.
The below poster will get off their butt and ASK PEOPLE!
-
well i might do, but then again
the below poster is annoyed at my laziness
-
no, the poster below is annoyed that you need money and dont do anything about it!
THe poster below understands
-
indeed i do,
the below poster is a fish
-
ummm. no.
The below poster is surprised
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this throws my entire perception of reality in question
the belos poster isn't buying that :)
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you must be psychic ::)
the below poster dosent get e-sarcasm
-
no, e-sarcasm the worst kind of e-wit
the belos poster is not amused
-
nope =]
the poster below wanted more of a reply than that
-
eh
the belos poster is happy with that 'response'
-
nope
the poster below wants more people for his RP
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yep at least one :)
the below poster wants to have a secret objective :)
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HELL YEAH!
The below poster will tell me what it is
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i'm working on that one, or you can make your own
the below poster has an idea
-
nope =] apart from "kill the goblin"
the below poster has seen that before
-
indeed i have ::)
the below poster realises that i nknow have secret objectives for the other two?
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no i don't i just have crabs
the below poster wil catch my crabs through a long line of infection
-
damn, that hookerbot told me to wear protection. :-[ :) ;D
the below poster is disturbed.
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Nah, I saw worse during my Mod initiation ritual.
The below poster will try to out-do that.
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Sorry, the ritual's pretty gross and elaborate, I'd rather we all just forget you mentioned it before another mod starts posting pictures or something.
Tha next poster has no idea how aweful the ritual is.
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nope =]
The poster below will be surprised.
-
nope,
the below poster wants to practise the ritual
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But i dont know what it is :'(
the below poster is a mod
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no but i wish i was
the below poster has that power
-
i do i have the power to never make you a mod
the below poster is crying
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:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
the below poster is happy
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
The below poster thinks that is too many smileys
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nope i can live with that
the belwo poster has seen this before
*i still waiting for us to get there and jes godwin stick up his middle finger and laug
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Lol, indeed i haz
The below poster loled
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yus i did :)
the below person...
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...
The below poster wanted more
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meh
the below poster hates that 'word'?
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I love Meh =]
The below poster took that the wrong way ;)
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pervert,
the below poster realises without sanct the taven seems empty and unusually clean :)
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Who is sanct and why is he/she/it so bad?
The poster below is reading a wall of text
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yep, damn blood angels :P
the below poster is a lamentor
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Nope, My SMs still need a namechange =]
The below poster has an idea
-
The scythes of the emporer?
the below postyer knows their fate.
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wiped out
The below poster has a better idea for a homemade BA sucessor
-
indeed i do, sanginues blades.
the below poster wants me to fluff them
-
already fluffed. and no, dosent seem right
The below poster thinks i should start a new thread on the relavant board for my name troubles
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indeed that would be an alright idea :)
the below poster will
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your right i will
the below poster wont
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dunno if its worthit
The below poster does
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well, if it's for stisfaction and gaming, then yeah sure
the below poster is happy with that reply. :)
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not really
The below poster will be ninja'd by croggy. Twice!?!
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no
the below poster will :)
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I hope not
The below poster will laugh if this comes after a croggy post
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i saw it and assumed you'd been ninja'd
the below poster is croggy to ninja :)
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no.
the below poster is croggy after a failed ninja attempt
-
nope,
the below poster isn't me
-
yep
The poster below is someone... different
-
you wish
the below poster once had a relationship with a fish monkey
-
how do you know about tanya. :)
the below poster wants details
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:o no, Just no...
The below poster is equaly sickened
-
meh, i'll get over it
Sabaton - 40:1 Official video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epeQwq-aYV0&feature=related#)
the below poster likes this song, :)
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no i don't
the below poster is a pervert
-
No, im not
*adds song to playlist*
The below poster is pleased
Edit: Ninja'd by croggy... AGAIN!
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indeed and i lol :)
the below poster will ninja me
-
not today, I can't be bothered with it.
The below poster needs their army assembled and painted and will send it to me to be done.
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i need them repaired and stripped,
the belwo poster thinks that counts
-
indeed it does
The below poster dosnet
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Sorry, I don't
The below poster hates working with resin sometimes
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oh hell yeah
the below poster knows how to strip th emodels ?
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Cheap nail polish. Boots own brand
The below poster has another method
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Brake cleaner works, so does brake fluid actually. Acetone, ammonia, rubbing alcohol, I can go on and on forever probably.
The below poster is amazed at my knowledge
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not really i know your smart :)
the below poster wonders how
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indeed.
The below poster tried brake fluid and it didnt work
-
nope, he posted on here agaes ago :)
the below poster is a ninja
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It has to soak for awhile, hence why acetone or brake cleaner work better.
The below poster doesn't know what acetone is
-
its in nail polish stuff like that
the below poster knows plastic paint remover
-
nope. idk what it is
ninja'd twice - FML
The below poster is =I (trying not to laugh)
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I like seeing people get Ninja'd
The below poster is the Ninja
-
yep
as is the below poster
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Damn skippy
The below poster is a ninja hater
-
no :)
the below poster is though
-
yes >:(
the below poster hates real ninjas, not interweb ones
-
bully no
the below poster is offended
-
nothing offends the damned
the below poster smokes goats
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pot does not equal goats
the below poster is not amused :)
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nope drugs are bad
the below poster agrees
-
indeed i do :)
as does the below poster
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yep
as does the one below: keep the chain going!
-
indeed i do
as does the below poster
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obviously i do
the below poster will brake the chain
-
indeed i won't . it's gone for like 360 pages no point stopping now
the below poster will :)
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YARBLE YARBLE YARBLE
The gallows bellow post-posterior bellows of below poster whose gall posts gallant bell-
aw screw it
The below poster likes tuna waffles.
-
indeed
the belwo poster is suprised
-
wow, you really are insane
the below is daemonically possessed
-
yup
as is the below poster character :P
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Grrr
The poster below dosent understand
-
i do twas a joke
the below poster is lol'ing
-
nope
the poster below is really bad at predicting things
-
eh wut?
the belwo psoter care s
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Are you gluing models in a pooly ventilated area?
The next poster is about to pass out.
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nope, my spray paint has been left in my poorly vented area :)
the below poster wants to repaint and fix my tau for me. :)
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I did paint mine white, sky blue accents, and black pinstripping; they looked pretty sweet, too bad I traded them off for nids... (everything has it's price ;))
The next poster cannot afford to have someone else paint their models, unfortunately.
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you are correct. :( :)
the below poster saw me get done for spamming in the geberal 40k board :)
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From my Modly perch on high, yes. :)
The below poster had a more in-the-trenches view and enjoyed it thoroughly.... if you catch my drift
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kinky :)
the below poster realises i'm still half asleep and missed that completely
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yes, i am the same
The below poster can be bothered to post something
-
yeah i missed college :)
the below poster wants to know why?
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yes.
The below poster will tell
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well i overslept :)
the below poster was looking for a better story
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naw, too tired to bother reading a story =]
the below poster will get an pm soon
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havent yet
the belwo poster will explain
-
speaks for itself.
The below poster is irritated
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nope imglad you reminded me
the below poster wants goblin steak :)
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nope, too stringy
The below poster is called frank
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no i am not, that's my work name :)
the below poster thinks WTF
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No, I'm not.
The below poster thinks that Inquisitor Lord VK should come out of retirement and purge stupidity
-
indeed i do, twill be fun to watch him fail again :)
the belwo poster will tart a new inquiisttorial order, again. :)
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Considering it.
The below poster is thinking of joining
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indeed i will
the belowposter relizes that this monumental task involves most of america?
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no it dosent, america has better things to do
The below poster is a american
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am i ? cool
the below posters na used to beat him/her with a kangaroo
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Kangaroo you say? I'm sorry sir but I must reject your reality and subsitute my own.
The below poster has recently found out that the Ordo Pedobearus found and banished Sanctjud
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The what? banished who?
The below poster will explain
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Actually, no, I won't. Ask nom.
The below poster is BL returning to the Tavern after the banishment of Sanct
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nope, sorry
the below poster wants to know how VK knows i'm nom. :)
-
no, its obvious
The below poster knew that already
-
nope
The BP will say how?
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nope
the below poster might
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no i wont
the below poster will remind what it was i was doing
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Don't you have some Tau to pillage?
the next poster is amazed at my uncanny appearance.
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hardly
the below poster thinks green smerfs are gay
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yep, salamanders suck
the below poster will understand the tau pillaging requires money for orks, unless said poster wants to give me free orks. :)
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Look out your window, see that street corner? Go stand on it. Viola! money!!
really though, Ebay some of the Tau, then look into AOBR Orks, cheaper and still have removable heads and arms, well one arm anyway, but at any rate they should work for a lot of those conversions I mentioned
The next poster has never used Ebay to sell their junk.
-
indeed i'm not old enough, some stupid age law. :)
the below poster thinks i should sign up anyway. :)
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nope as if anything goes wrong you will have mucho problemo
the below poster is currently having issues on ebay
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no I, for i dont use ebay because i know i'd buy too much stuff on there...
The below poster would buy only 1 item on ebay
-
Pass thanks, I have better things to do
The below poster sells used cars
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der obviously otherwise i'd have every car i've ever owned on my drive
the below poster has an unsafe goat
-
No, I don't.
The below poster fears Lictors and has run away upon seeing me.
-
no... *reloads*
The below poster got shot by my plasma pistol
-
don't spread your propaganda here boy.
the below poster needs to update. :)
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why yes, that would be most pleasant old bean :)
the below will continue with his crappy excuses
-
indeed it's you who shall update. :)
the below poster will continue with his crappy escuses :)
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I did. it DISAPEARED! :'( :'( :'(
The below poster knows why it went away
-
no, i'm afraid
the below poster will just have to redo it. :)
-
:'(
The below poster is happy
-
no im not happy because facebook is DNS'ing on me :'(
The below poster knows how to fix it
-
everyones is doing it
the below poster understands
-
nope :)
The below poster will hurry up!
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ehhhh, i feel like taking my time on this one,
(why is facebook down? Does anyone know?)
The below poster will explain
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its not AFAIK
The below poster is annoyed
-
nope
The
BP is tho?
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yes
the below wants to know why
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cos you haven't updated
the belwo poster will go do so. :)
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I did i tells yeh!
The below poster is exasperated
-
nope,
the below poster understands they will have to do it again :) (or be eaten )
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By what?
The below poster will say what by
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A wraith
the belos poster will get updating so's that i can move the story along.
-
:-\ but im tired
the below poster will let me update it tomorrow
-
fine, :)
the below poster will update tommorow :)
-
indeed =]
the below poster is pleased
-
yup
the below poster knows wether i should go to college tommorow. ?
-
no. you should stay home and annoy IG guy untill he gives you monies =]
the below will do that
-
nope
the below poster will enjoy sleep
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I will indeed, especially since I've been working lots of overtime recently and could really use some rest.
The below poster has slept through an entire work day before.
-
Yeah, those are the best, you don't have to feel bad about starting drinking right away after you get up.
The next poster loves to throw up.
-
nope, but if my college tutor asks that whats happening
the below poster is a fish
-
Possibly part fish if the theory of evolution is true.
The below poster is going to Games Day this Sunday at the NEC.
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nope waas going too but can't justify the costs(plus just spent a hell loada monies on a new puppie)
the below poster wants to know what kind of puppie
-
yep, * prepares sauces*
the below poster will elaborate
-
its a great pyrenean mountain dog
the below poster thinks there gay
-
meh,
the below poster has an opinion
-
obviously its my puppie
the below poster doesn't
-
no
the below poster wants to build these orks for me
-
Everything has a price.
The next poster is not so much a mercenary.
-
well i'll tell you my answer but it will cost you
the below poster was once a member of a 80's girl group
-
A contract says i cant tell you
the below poster is an ampibious creture
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Ummm, are Lictorz amphibious?
The below poster is afeared of Lictorz
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Yeah, they're much more terrifying than Lictors. ;)
The below poster hates grammar-Nazis.
-
indeed i do
the below poster is posh like and utilizes punctation. :)
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Punctuation is what seperates us from the unwashed masses in.... other places
The below poster is glad this thread is not allowed to die.
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I was all in until I noticed the word "not".
the below poster, praised, insulted an avatar, and what wouldeded already.
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Yep, sure did.
The below poster will be voted for as Taverner of the Year.... and win.
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Probably not, the mods won't let me use my topless avy, as it impregnates upon sight.
The next poster wants to see.
-
No, I don't.
The below poster does, and will make a fool of himself/herself and get a silly title for it.
-
I wish, but... oh, sorry, i was looking at my sexy in the mirror... damn, I'm good looking! :-*
The next poster punches mirrors when they see their reflections.
-
No, I'm not into self-loathing.
The below poster is GMS looking for something witty to say
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Boy, I wish my avy's had facial boners too [sigh]
The next poster was not amused.
-
slightly sickened infact
the below poster wants the title
banisher of monkeys
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Oh man, so much!
The below poster has been bitten by a monkey.
-
If I could bite myself I wouldn't need any other [sigh]
the next poster wishes they were limber like a cat for the very same reason.
-
Or..... not?
The below poster has turned their back on their first army completely and refuses to look back
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Not so, I would like to play Dark Angels again, but they've become so hopelessly outpaced by more current codex that I have stopped playing for now; Deathwing-squads-as-troops needs a 50 point discount, plus a few new toys and then they would be more competitive.
The next poster is hopelessly falling on the new DE bandwagon.
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No, I prefer the regular Eldar and the fun of no one at my LGS knowing what to do when I deploy Striking Scorpions..........
The below poster laughs at the stupidity of my fellow gamers inability to defeat little green eldar with chainswords.
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I laugh at those that cannot handle a sword fight with a glass sword.
the below player dislikes Eldar for the very same reason (e.g. being an overpriced glass sword).
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No actually I like my Eldar, it seems as though Guardian heavy with Wave Serpents galore throws people off where I play......
The below poster hates necrons for being a one-trick pony
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Nah, I enjoy throwing massive amounts of firepower at them, it's funny when a player assumes that an SM army can't lay down a hail of bullets (and worse).
The next poster wants to build a massive Kroot army.
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Tempting, Tempting... I'll pass don't have enough money
I reckon the next poster amphetamine parrots himself when he sees 3+ railguns appear against his mech army.
-
yes, another tau army is annoying, and it's pronounced 9 railguns. :)
the below poster thinks that is a lot of railguns
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No, it isn't. I played in an Apoc game recently against some punk Tau player who decided that 21 Railguns were a necessity. Unfortunately for him my Orks still ripped him a new one cause he clustered those railguns up and I dropped a Rok strike on them and hit.
The below poster doesn't like the Chaos doom coffin in apoc
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I assume you're refering to the chaos doomsday device? Then yes, I want to build 12 (and field nothing else).
The next poster likes the sound of that mission.
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Ummmmm, pass on that mission. Nothing like the game ending on a 6 in favor of Chaos.
The below poster thinks all armies should have a severly lop-sided insta-win button
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No only SMs should have a lop sided win button.
The below poster believes that Gaurdsmen should have a win button because they are so squishy.
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They do have a win button, it's called 'the fire button in all the tanks and artillery'
The below poster isn't scared of a few (hundred) tons of heavy ordnance...
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Of course im not scared IM IN A POD and in your face.
The below poster can not stop my rain of steel.
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You do know that your a sitting duck for a turn, right?
The next poster loves SM tank spam.
-
No, but I do love Eldar Tank spam.
The below poster, like my last opponent, thinks Pulse Lasers are Strength 7
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Nein they are S8 which i despise entirely.
The below poster think pulse lasers are overpowered.
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As a once and future Tau player, and an Eldar player, no I like them alot
The below poster consistently gets crushed by IG while playing Space Marines
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HAHAHAHA Never ever ever. My pods rain down from orbit and super soilder SM totally overrun the Gaurd lines.
The below poster hates my arrogance and will use their Gaurd army to try and defeat me. Go ahead try 8)
(i will now crit fail next time i play gaurd for saying this.
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No but I played a similarly arrogant marine player today and made him pay for it.
The below poster loves destroying cocky Marine players
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Im not cocky i respect the players i fight and i love a tough fight.(sorry for my post Gaurd players i mean nothing against you love fighting a good gaurd army)
The below has EVERY 40k army.
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Sorry, I have zero interest in playing the Dark Eldar, Necrons, IG, Inquistion, Space Marines, or Chaos Daemons. Granted I have ongoing works for my Eldar, Orks, World Eaters, Tyranids, and am rebuilding my Tau sept to it's former glory (and yes I may just get a Manta for giggles.)
The below poster only plays Imperial armies and never wins with them.
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Not true saving money for a Tau army. Oh and i win 95% of the time with my pod army,
-
But you still can't get the game right!
The below poster does. (That's twice today....)
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I do its just i have mental blackouts or whatever you call it.
The below poster understand(hopefully)
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What? Who? Where am I?
The next poster doesn't care.
-
Not anymore, pod droppa makes my head hurt sometimes.
The below poster is glad that Sanctjud is gone from the taverns.
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It has made my job easier, yes.
The below poster will be the next to leave.
-
eh, i come and go
the below poster wishes i was back at my true LGS instead of at Uni
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Nah, I want you to relocate to La Junta, CO; I'm pretty sure I'm the only player in the whole county.
The next player has an abundance of opponents.
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Yes and my Pods rain from the sky demanding a challenger.
The next poster wishes to challenge me.
-
Maybe someday pod droppa, once I get the mechdar kicking in full fury
The below poster is creating a Saim-Hann craftworld one jetbike at a time
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Little brown ones, they float too.
the next poster also makes their mycetic spores this way.
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No, actually I just look for something that could end up being a mycetic spore and rock on.
The below poster wonders why Tyranid players even bother after Robin Cruddace raped them on their mycetic spore rules.
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Its still fun to use them with termies or hormies, too bad you can't drop them empty like drop pods [sigh]
The next poster expects to see an Iron Warriors codex with drop pods in it, eventually.
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No, I expect to see a Chaos Codex with Legion specific rules in it as well as drop pods.
The below poster thinks an Iron Warriors army with Basilisks and Manticores would be win-city
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Just finished reading "Tide of Iron" so yes, they'll win.
the next poster has not read the book.
-
No but I did read Dark Apostle which got a little wierd, but then again it was all about the Word Bearers and them enslaving people
The below poster has also read Dark Apostle
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Nope, but I will say that "Eye of Terror" was the worst I've ever read.
The next poster has read the book and agrees.
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Big Negative, never read the thing.
The below poster has had to have read Ravenor, though.
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Yeah, and I quite enjoyed it. Looking forward to getting the rest of the series.
The below poster read and was subsequently disappointed by the two Blood Angels novels.
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I have not, but because I feel I would be disappointed by them.
The Below poster has a wish to move away from the topic of books.
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meh
40k books are awesome
the below poster cant wait for the ultramarines movie
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It should be cool, but I'm not expecting anything especially breathtaking.
The below poster will share my opinion.
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yeah, so far it looks pretty wait-able. But the Imperial Fists in the film should give my Chapter some more well deserved fluff :)
The below poster will vehemently disagree with me in the most offensive, rude, and sexually explicit of manners.
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No can do, I'm not Sanctjud
The below poster doesn't play SM either
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Wrong, I have a sizable (if not fully painted) army of Space Marines.
However, the below poster doesn't. We can't have that many SM players, can we?
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No, but I am working on some Chaos Marines
The below poster will lable me a heretic for that.
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No, but I will paint the battlefield with your guts.
The next poster doesn't care for the CSM codex due to it's age.
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eh i dont give a care about CSM
the below posting is crying at there grandmas house cause their football team lost for the first time in 2 years :'(
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Nope are football team is used to losing(ever since my freshmen year the team never won a game.)
The below posters team never loses a game.
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Haha, yeah right.
The below poster will use the correct words to formulate his sentence.
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?
The next poster just realised that I just used the smallest form of written communication possible, for the Engish language, that can still convey a message; essentially the shortest, correct sentence.
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That I did. Well done.
The next poster will begin a round of applause.
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Whats a round of applause.
The below poster will demonstrate.
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I don't have time for your silly stupidity.
The below poster will be the next victim of the Fifth Wind
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I am the Fifth Wind!
Who is the true next victim?
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Well, since you begged for it, you are...
[monkey throws slimy poop into your face]
The next poster knows that I'm letting windy off gently.
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Yes I can smell your gentle release of wind from here.
The below poster knows the horror that is teaching an older family member to drive.
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eh, i know it but i dont have to get in the car with them
the below poster knows that it hurts me to see them consume but it shatters my beliefs to see people follow you, when you asked me to be blameless
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Can't say that I do but "thanks for the inspiration"
The below poster believes that long guitar intro's to songs belong back in the early 80's and have no place in modern music.
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Well, honestly, to hell with the 80s and go back further to the 70s.
the below poster also thinks that any noise made on a computer does not constitute music
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Well, honestly, to hell with the 80s and go back further to the 70s.
the below poster also thinks that any noise made on a computer does not constitute music
Your very right on that one
the below poster knows from where my above posted statement came from.
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Sorry turtle but i dont.
The below poster will be swampy turtle.
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Hey look at me guys, I'm an old fart!
The next poster at least doesn't like the most modern music (screw 70's, i enjoyed the 90's a bit, but generally hate all music).
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Most of it can't even be properly called 'music'.
The below poster will help me chase those damn whipper-snappers off my lawn!
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Flame thrower at the ready!
The below poster will carry the promethium tanks.
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yes, grandmaster, i will. ( laughs evilly whilst screaming) * sanity is for the weak
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the below poster wants in
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Fire dessicates poo. No thanks, I'll stick with my main armament.
[Monkey flicks a quick bit of poo, which splats upon cliny's face, just for good measure]
The next poster has a clean shirt on (or at least does not posses the stain of one of my gifts)...
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This is true!
The below poster will apply to be the disciple of the Monkey God
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As there isn't any scientific proof that God's exist that wouldn't be time well spent.
The below poster doesn't own a watch.
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That's what I have a cell phone for. If I am trapped somewhere and the battery runs out, I'm probably screwed so time isn't worth worrying about.
The below poster agrees
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Nope i dont care cause i have a watch that recharges when you shake it.(pretty good watch actually)
The below poster believs you shouldnt waste $100 or more on a watch.
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nope, you make somebody else waste 100$ or more on a watch for you
The below poster is making this mess a masterpiece and will rebuild us up again
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Which mess are we talking about Swampy? The Tau Forums, the Tavern Games or the site in general?
The below poster has the answer
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Dorry but i dont. I dont medlle i other peoples promblems.
The below poster will know what the promblem is.
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Perhaps he was talking about your inability to spell?
The below poster realizes that I have zeroed in on a new target of torment ala nomsheep... ;D
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Yeah, Nomnom's real fun to pick on, you should try it.
The next poster gets joy from spreading disgust.
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No, just seeing an angry monkey who seems to have had too much exlax doing it.
The below poster is horrified that I encourage it.
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Horrified, yet in no way surprised.
The below poster, however, was shocked speechless and will change the subject.
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indubitably old bean! What of the latest stimulus progroms?
The next poster knows that indubitably is a real word, but has no idea of it's proper definition.
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no but i simply insist upon with holding that information.
the below poster will kneel for their god dregogg has returned victoriously from his battle with reality.
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"Yes"
The below poster knows that in the grim darkness of the far future there are only delicious lollipops
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lollipops? No
The below poster knows that eatting too much food may make you sick
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Especially when you eat enough to do projectile vomit ala the Exorcist.
The below poster saw the Devil Monkey episode of Lost Tapes last night and realized it was actually jawmonkey....
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No I didn't, they told me that was a p0rn... I need to call my agent.
the next poster wants to see "the Chili Rainbow" released on DVD, as they're VHS copy is getting wonky.
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Well i would like to see it but i already have a DVD player.
The below poster is a chinese spie.
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I'm not Chinese punk. Don't make me kill your commie ass.
The below poster also enjoys killing commies.
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Yes i do because america kicks ass.
The below poster does not agree with taking violent actions.
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I've spent the better part of the last 6 years engaging in violent actions, so meh to you sir
The below poster has also mopped the floor with Al Qaeda ass for giggles and a gov't paycheck.
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The gov. refuses to hire me due to my sociopathic behavior.
The below poster does not believe im a sociopath.
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I really couldn't care less if you're a sociopath, some of the greatest minds were sociopaths
The below poster is a pyschopath who constantly has to change identity to keep from getting knabbed by the law
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I do have pycological promblems but they arent trying to hunt me down, they just sent me to therapy.
Farseer Vanity believes therapy is for crazies.
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Actually it's Farseer VK, and no therapy is for people who can't control the craziness
The below poster will tell droppa what happens to people who refer to me as just Vanity.
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Im sorry i dont know and i dont care. ;D
The below poster will be The Farseer my mortal enemy telling me why he doesnt like to be called Vanity.
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Actually, I just don't, and I will catapult your ass into the Kill the Above Poster thread and rip you itno shreds of nothing, before I make you into a chili to feed the monkey so he can amphetamine parrot you out across the land.
The below poster thinks that was a little extreme.
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no but i'll answer you with this *blasts vk point blank with laser shark launcher*
the below poster missed me
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Actually, I did kinda miss my tavern ally, and the new Shark Launcher and return to bender for an avy is a welcome sight
The below poster also thinks dreg has been gone too long.
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indeed, how dare he keep the tavern waiting!
the below poster wonders why i keep talking in the third person all the time.
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No, I just let it go.
The below poster will be Black Legionnaire returning to rain hell on the tavern.
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unfortunately no, there's only enough room for one poster necromancy right now.
the below poster knows where the monkey is when i need him.
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Dude, he's the Monkey God, he will amphetamine parrot all over everything you hold dear... literally.
The below poster doesn't play anything other than SM and thinks all those who don't are douchebags.
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nope, in fact the closest thing i have to marines are grey knights.
the below poster will try and enforce order on the tavern
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That's what Jambob is for, and unless I am press-ganged into mod-dom, it ain't happening.
The below poster will tell Jambob to press-gang me.
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Me and JamBob are going to do something that has the word "gang" in it. Is that close enough?
the next poster wants to be the sardines in a luv sammich.
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Oh my yes.
The below poster read that in Prof. Farnsworth's voice and will make us read his post in someone else's.
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Not really
The below poster is also replying from their phone
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nah, I just use my desktop
The below poster thinks that 8 AM classes are really crappy
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I would if I still went to school
The below poster thinks a 5AM work call is worse.
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I'm not even interested in a 5AM booty call, let alone going to work.
The next poster is ready for a booty call like a minute man!
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? What man isn't?
The below poster hates Deff Dreads with a passion.
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I've rarely seen them used as anything but for their intimidation factor; I've fielded them about a dozen times and have only used more than their big shoota (e.g. skorcha, dredd cc weapons) about three times.
The next poster agrees that Orks need a dredd delivery vehicle.
just imagine if you could transport one dredd in a trukk... damn. ;)
@Vany: that dredd looks familiar, do live in Pueblo?
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Nope, don't live in Pueblo, but after I built and painted it, several people at my LGS copied it... poorly.
Yes a dread delivery vehicle would be awesome, as would having Ork Warkoptas... Mmm Drop Orks.
Most definitely the Orks need a Dredd delivery vehicle, Mr. Stompy would kick even more ass than he already does.
The below poster plays Crons and fears the Green Tide.
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I have embraced the Green Tide, got me to the Ard Boyz SemiFinals in '09.
The next poster has never tried to make an all AOBR ORk army.
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Only when it comes to Bikes, and I intend to use all Deffkoptas in Biker Army for Fast Attack choices.
The below poster now wonders if my Battlewagon will be in that list with all the S8 goodness.
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I've used 15 coptas many a time before, pretty fun and opens up new tactical optiions. I'm with the "all or nothing" bike theorists; make an army with nothing but bikers, or not at all (I think a few coptas would be alright though, since they are basically jetbikes).
The next poster doesn't even play Orks.
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not yet still deciding :)
the below poster has a desicion?
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only if you make them proper konversions using tau battlesuits and hammerheads
The below poster is excited for some unknown reason
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Not really.
The below poster is afraid I will WAAAAGGGHHHH!! on them.
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Iam not afraid of any WAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHH HH!!!. I will merely counter charge.
The below poster is unable to counter his endless hoard.
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You know, no one has really been able to handle my Orks lately. I seem to be on an upswing of wins right now.
The below poster recently got hammered by Orks and is regretting pissing off the Greenskins.
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He seriously won by a fluke, he was nearly tabled. snaking on a plane untested home-brew missions at tournaments... GRRRR! >:( They're all very lucky that I only tweeked the Immortal Swords and declined to bring my Orks this Saturday (Orks are the secret army, the one that can beat all others, WAAAGH! Khornenutz is no exception!).
The next poster wishes they had two armies; one fluffy, the other power.
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I actually have both, my Ulthwe are fluffy and my Orks just rampage and destroy just about everything in their path, except Nids, I have a hard time killing those stupid Tervigons... any ideas?
The below poster thinks Monkey's stats and armaments for the Supa-Chinork are awesomeness.
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Well yeah, I imagineered it! ;)
The next poster has seen Orks do horrid things to nids.
Ork horde > Nid swarm IMHO. A big green tide can take care of nids fairly well (kicked my butt pretty bad), You can keep it simple too, just use the basic tactics of the Green tide too; keep the boys alive long enough to get into cc, then overwhelm with numbers (who would've thought squads of 6 point models could take out a monsterous creature so well, poor, poor, carnifex... twice... then the trygon [sigh]). tankbustas could help, maybe, the rokkits are nice but they're fickle (since your playing an army with no vehicles, there'll be no funny business chasing cute tanks either). Skorchas will help considerably against a swarm, possibly a looted wagon's boomgun, too.
So yeah, boyz and templates!
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Not yet, but my Farseer has scried the strands of the future and has promised I will.
The below poster just doesn't like Tyranids.
The big problem I have with Tyranids, is everyone where I play takes Doom, brings along the Parasite, and the Swarmlord, and then just uses Genestealers and Termagants with FNP from their Tervigons. It's crap. However we have one guy who doesn't power game with them, and I know he thinks he can stop the Green Tide I have lined up, but for sure I'm bringing the SAG this time.
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I hate HATE HATE tyranids, they make guard and tau cry :'( :'(
The below poster wishes that they knew me in real life and that we played against each other in 40k
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Possibly, as an Eldar/Tau alliance is nigh unstoppable sometimes.
The below poster would also like to throwdown with someone else from 40kO
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Yes i want to fight a gaurd army that can wipe my pod army off the table, So they can show me it can be done.(nobody has ever been able to destroy all the pods and everyone)
The below poster will fight me with the cheeziest gaurd army.
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Could I proxy the IG with various sizes of cheese cubes?
The next poster wants to make a vegetable themed Tyranid army.
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No, i dont but the story for a tyranid hive fleet that only eats jungle leaves would be funny
the below poster is scared and confused by this picture:
(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi161.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ft202%2FJGCclan%2Fslothcommando.png&hash=9cf46da668ca57ce174b67cd0b4ae38dea54c342)
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A sloth with an AK-47? I'd beat it on the draw, anyday.
The below poster recently stomped the crap out of an opponent.
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Yes i did. But i fought Lysander so my Dreadnaughts went down easier then they usually do.
The below poster will use his deathwatch SM to beat the crap out of crew members of a space frigate and will use one of the crew members as a weapon.
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Or not.
The below poster has had all of their scheduled opponents back out from their games this weekend.
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Yes i have peoplr fear both my pod army and my infinity army.
The below poster believes infinity is for douchebags.
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Well, if the orange spray-tan fits...
The below poster has actually watched Jersey Shore.
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If I ever lost my hearing, I would love to beat the crap out of Snooki.
The next poster has a love/hate relationship with Snooki.
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I hate jersey shores.
The below poster saw the new south park episode were jersey alomost took over all of america.
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No, I didn't.
The below poster is not a fan of BA mad mech.
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I love fightin that kind of army i can beat it easy.
The below poster believes the DA and BT need a new codex.
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Yes, yes they do, although I'm afraid just how long DA will take. I could see the BT codex brought up to current fairly easy, but what special crap could you really give the DA?
The next poster sees my point.
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Yeah I do actually. Templars have an insane army set up with a lack of any real structure other than the Marshall and Castellans in charge of the whole thing, everyone else just sorts out into their usual cliques and tries really hard to best the guy next to him by bashing in more brains. They saddle the new guys up in Scout armor as an initiation prank and let them run wildly around the battlefield trying not to die. The Dark Angels just brood alot and have Belial allowing Termies to be troops, which isn't as cool as it sounds. Oh and they have Interrigator Chaplains, which is just a Chaplain being a bigger dick than normal.
The below poster is glad I spelled it all out for them
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actually i really am,
The below poster wishes that the cost of 9 valks wasnt as scared as it sounds when you add it all up
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No, it really is probably 6 valks more than you really need. I've seen it before though, I was so disgusted, it was the Ard boyz and he didn't paint any of the 9, $700+ down the drain! (carried in the biggest army transport case I've ever seen).
The next poster could see the flaw in 9 valks, essentially being that you really only have three chunks of army.
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That "flaw" you speak of is murder in the right hands. A bunch of Lascannon/Hellstrike missile packing death machines, that still can carry a solid group of veteran rather unsavoury chap, what-ho old bean?s inside. Those veteran rather unsavoury chap, what-ho old bean?s are usually packing something you don't want them to either. So doing it Elysian style isn't always bad.
The below poster is someone who uses the evil multi-valk list, and should be beaten to death, furiously.
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No i dont use them, in fact i shoot them down then i torch the guys inside.
The below poster wants to give his Tau army to me for a cookie.
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Or I club you to death and then e-bay your spezz mehreenz.
The below poster is also a rabid seller of second hand 40k.
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Nope focusing on building my entire chapter.
The below poster cant kill my Venerable Dreadnaught.
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I've heard that line before, and then just like always it ends in sadness and tears after I shred it with the Deff Dread or Deff rolla.
The below poster thinks mixed insanity Orks should be an illegal list.
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yes it does and it should be illegal,
the below poster enjoys counter strike source and wants to join my clan
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I dont know what it is but hell ill join your clan.
Then below poster will advise me not to.
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Yeah, quit playing CS and find a better game. :-P
The below poster prefers Battlefield: Bad Company 2 to Counter-Strike
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I refuse to waste time on a bunch of ones and zeros, I'm down to about 3-4 hours of video game play per year now.
The next poster wishes they could spend more time wargaming rather than wasting time on video games.
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I wish I had more opponents for wargaming. My arch-nemesis and his Dark Angels/Invaders/Silver Skulls/random other amphetamine parrot including a Rogue Trader Missile Lancher equipped Ultramarine, is deploying to Afghanistan soon. :(
The below poster will move to where I live and fill in as arch nemesis until he gets back.
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only if it was in england
the below poster wants to go uni
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No I don't actually.
The below poster has recently started "cleaning house" with their projects.
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if cleaning house you mean crying that i dont have my IG army with me, then yes
The below post thinks that a drop pod randomly landing in a lecture hall would be awesome
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Hilarious, but I don't know about awesome.
The below poster wishes that some people on this site didn't act like complete and total dicks because they think that no one but them is right on anything.
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I agree with you Vanity,
The below poster does not believe that i act like a dick or mean on this site
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Nope, you always allow people to express an opinion without being an ass so your okay in my book ST
The below poster is, however, a complete and total asshat.
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Only when you've had it coming to you.
The next poster enjoys being obnoxious.
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No i like to pay attention in school so i can get into VMI.
The below poster went to VMI.
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I'll have you know I don't have the clap, thank you very much!
[Monkey slaps pody for getting fresh]
The next poster hates school.
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I do hate school but im stilll going to VMI.
The below poster know what VMI stands for.
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I do know what it stands for
Virginia Military instituion
I Know Where We Are : Minion's Quest (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgJYax_qO6U#)
the below poster found this video to be funny
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I did not...but I'm interested in 'moar'.
The below poster is interested in my hornie girls.
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Hur, hur, horny girls... do they have... boobies?
Drawing lipstick faces on your hand does not count.
The next poster likes Snacty to remain as anonymous as possible.
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Yeah, he's a bit of an extremist, and we don't need more of that here.
The below poster prefers Foamy the Squirrel.
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No i dont Sanct makes people laugh and scares them to.
the below poster wants sanct to vanish into the darkness again.
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I just wish that every third post of his convincing me that he likely has a real problem.
The next poster doesn't read prior posts, ever.
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No i read proir posts sometimes me no understand :P
The below poster will procede to yell at me.
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Now why would I do that?
The next poster will have a colorful Avi.
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Not very bright but its colorful.
The below poster will notice my NEW avitar and sig cause they fit my army so freaking well.
I thank swampy turtle for helping me.
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Hmm, drop pods. I may be aquiring a amphetamine parrot ton of them soon, as I think I will green light project Raven Guard and cross over to the dark side.
The below poster is waiting for the crossover to embrace me as a new brother under the Corpse God Emperor
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Not yet 1st you need to respect the Emperors dieing wish. Which is dont worship me as a god.
The below poster thinks the emperor is a dead man on a toilet.
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HERESY! Accurate, up-to-date heresy!
The below poster wishes their lavatory was as awesome as the Emprah's.
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Truely I do.
The next poster will be a hobbit.
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Do I look like a beslubbering hobbit to you?!
The below poster thinks that was just a little mean.
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You must be, short people are always angry. I suppose I would be too if I couldn't do things like reach light switches, not get noticed, get fart in your mouth, it must suck. I mean, I wouldn't know because I'm tall.
The next poster is fumming... like a little steam engine, how cute.
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Actually, I just think hobbits are completely gay.
The below poster is short however, and very, very mad at the Monkey God
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INCONCEIVABLE!
The below poster loved that movie...and fapped to it as soon as he says "as you wish".
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Of course you loved it, you were the writer for "Silverback Mountain III" after all.
The next poster doesn't want to know how the colony of prairie dogs died in the film.
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D: No, I do not. No spoilers eh?
The next poster wished to be like Steve Irwin.
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Err, no.. although I do think his epitaph should have been "at least it wasn't a croc!"
The next poster can appreciate a fitting death to a complete life.
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Yeah id except that.
The below poster does not want to die ever.
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Nope, quick and ironic for me!
The next poster wants it slow and predictable.
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Not really. I wanna go out in something that makes world headlines, like getting hit by a meteor.
The below poster thinks that is a bit insane.
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yes that is a bit insane,
the below poster thinks that putting peanut butter and syrup on your waffles is a bit over the top and nasty
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No, not really.
The below poster will be shocked to know that I am going to be running a Night Spinner in my Ulthwe army.
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No not very shocked seen it before.
The below poster wants to run warlocks in thier eldar army.
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Meh, I've seen them put to good use in a squad of storm guardians, and waste a bunch of time and points as a full retinue for a farseer, don't think I'll ever use one though.
The next poster wants to make a wraithguard spam army.
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I did, then they became plague marines for simplicity.
The below poster likes paper airplanes...esp. if they end up representing a Saim Hann army ...
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I thought you were desecrating tau battlesuits for eldar jetbikes?
The next poster knows about Snacty's... questionable conversions.
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I take offense.
The Crisis Suits were entirely awesome and something I have not seen anyone else do.
The below poster needs it in the eye.
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Hey, even eyeballs need heroine sometimes! (I was refering to a different type of conversion)
The next poster has mutilated themselves in the pursuits of pleasure.
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Ummm no thats called masicism and i dont do that.
The below poster is a sadist.
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Damn straight I am. 8)
The below poster owns a pair of handcuff.
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No, my ladies actually want to hang around for the gun show.
The next poster doesn't get any.
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Quite the opposite sir.
The below poster is a sad little virgin who doesn't even look at pr0n
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None 'o yo business. And I was raised better.
The below poster is in awe at my quick takeover of the Tavern.
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You have to actually be here to take over.
The next poster realises that, while not taking over, I am however painting it brown.
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unfortunatley so
the below poster will help me in my bid for tavern godhood
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No. I nominate VK.
The below poster has to take a wee.
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nope, no i do not
the below poster is glad it wasn't sanct who answered that
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;D In hindsight, yeah.
The below poster is bewildered at how fast I can respond to posts.
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no, i can respond as quick
the below poster cares
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No. No care for you.
The below poster doesn't care.
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not really
the below poster can also play the bass (badly)
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No. Guitar.
The below poster can't play an instrument.
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not very well, im just starting
the below poster will prove his/her prowess on the guitar
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Nah, I haven't played long.
The below poster doesn't dislike rap.
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indeed, though i don't like it either
the below poster likes the motley crue
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Never heard of them.
The below poster likes Meatloaf. The singer.
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I appreciate his talent that is all
the below posterhas heard of kiss, alice cooper, iron maiden, aerosmith, guns'n'roses'velvet revolver, cream, etc:
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Some of them.
The below poster doesn't like screamo.
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Correct i do.
The below poster likes the band Jesu.
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nope, it's a horrible 'genre'
the below poster does liek heavy metal-esque music
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Grew up on it, why you got a problem???
The below poster is trying to rack up the tavern posts
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no, need got 1000+
the below poster misunderstood my previous post as a hatred of heavy metal as opposed to a love of it
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Nope, sure didn't.
The below poster will advise on what my next army should be
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....Dark Eldar.
The below poster wants to kill me for that.
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Indeed i will
The below poster will choose between DE or sisters, or ask for an explanation why them
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Nah, just throw you on the wagon with all the other powergamers.
The next poster will start a Hrud army.
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Nope.
The below poster will have a better idea than the amphetamine parrotty DE
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Indeed grey knights or sisters
the below poster concurs
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Oh hell no. All those metal models?
The below poster thinks TCIO is a fool
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Who?
The below poster lols at my wit.
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I don't lol.
The below poster does however.
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Nope. But lol is too funny not to post.
The below poster likes cheese.
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no
the below poster lols
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I dont lol, i jgc
the below poster sees what i did there ::) and is interested in joining my gaming site
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No, I'm interested in your Kroot though...
The next poster does not have a ready supply of Kroot.
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Not at the moment :(
the below poster found this video of my gaming clan to be awesome and wants to join
Joint ghost Commandos 2007 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8_UL5MLWQM#ws)
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I'm not sure I want too, you nearly blew yourself up with a grenade and seemed to die about as often as you killed a guy...
The next poster plays too many video games.
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You have no fricken' idea....
The below poster doesn't play enough video games.
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I probably have about four or five hours of combined game time this year. I much prefer tabletop wargaming.
The next poster prefers to kill from a distance instead of having them beg and plead to their face as you ram the knife home. (that is why I prefer wargaming over video games)
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Yes, actually. That's why I bought this (http://www.rollanet.org/~stacyw/russian_m91-30_sniper_full.jpg) instead of this (http://www.onpointfirearms.com/saiga/Saiga_Arsenal_2.jpg)
The below poster would have made the opposite choice.
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Entirely wrong, I would have bought this instead...
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Truthfully, I want one of these...
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The bottom one, but I'd take either in all honesty
The next poster liked the middle gun.
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an FN FAL ?
No thank you, too much recoil for me.
The below poster feels that this second video is better than the last one.
Joint Ghost Commandos video 2006 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jscxR54kL7c#)
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GAAAAHH! Counterstrike... don't you know how to play a real war game like Battlefield 2?
The below poster does.
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Never played either. I do play turdball...
[monkey appears around the corner wearing a paintball mask and flings small doo ball which splatter all over Vany's shirt.]
The next poster hates feces.
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Only if i can use them in paint ball.
[ Droppa appears out of no where ands snaps off a couple of shots at vanity,trying not to invoke jawmonkeys wrath.]
The below poster plays paint ball
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Yup. This Sunday. :D
The below poster wishes they could play paintball this Sunday.
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Not really, I need to do some target practice for hunting season.
Dodges droppa's paintballs and brings up a Thompson M-1 Sub machine gun. Snaps off a full 30 round clip at droppa while laughing maniacally. (http://Dodges droppa's paintballs and brings up a Thompson M-1 Sub machine gun. Snaps off a full 30 round clip at droppa while laughing maniacally.)
The below poster is also going to turn into a Tavern Commando
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Anything with the word commando is a interest to me
The below poster will explain how i join this club
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Well they take you out to the woods, start a bonfire, tie you naked to a log, then they use a shaved penguin... oh, wait, that's becoming a mod... err, how embarrassing, nevermind... :-X
The next poster doesn't have enough spare time to be a mod.
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Im a college student, that is simply not true.
The below poster thinks their username is clever.
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Of course, it also helped me to remember my email address during my stoner years!
The next poster doesn't remember so well anymore.
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Not true i have an excellent memory.
The below poster will tell me what a drop pod is because i forgot.
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im instead going to tell you that a squad of imperial guardsmen can get a special weapon!
the next poster will be mad i didnt talk about drop pods
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Nope because i dont need your help how would i forget what a drop pod is. I AM POD DROPPA RESPECT THE POD!!! >:(
the below poster thinks my obssesion with pods will lead me to bankrupcy.
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That and watching your army die piecemeal, a portion dying to horrid mishaps.
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Jawmonkey you need to realise pod dont suffer mishaps unless they fall off the table. And thats why the survivable Ven Dreads go in first.
The below poster will tell me why jawmonkey didnt post a question.
BOW DOWN TO THE POD
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Well it is mostly because he was admiring his hand crafted pumpkin too much
The below poster will argue that it was not hand crafted
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I think it was actually.
The below poster has been playing L4D since Halloween is coming.
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Uhh a litttle here and there.
The below poster is going to jump some douchebag freshmen this halloween.
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I only stake them if they look like undead.
The next poster is not physically prepared for the zompocalypse.
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HA! you sir are wrong i am completely prepared for a zombieapocolypse. Not only are you talking to the pod expert but also the zombie survival instructor.
The below poster would like a free lesson of zombie survival from me.
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I need proof of your Official Zombie Survival Instructor Certification first. But then yes. Very yes.
The below poster already has a 10-point plan for the zombie apocalypse and is ready to start at a moment's notice.
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No, but there are 5 directives according to the UCI T.E.M.P.L.A.R.S. technical manual (Tactical Enforcers of Monsters And Paranormal Lifeforms, Aggressive Reaction Squad)...
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...that's me in the black; I keep a hatchet, contractor bags, and a roll of black duct tape in the "bug out box" for just such an occasion! Although there are other entities you should be more concerned with, ghosts/apparitions especially (can't bash their heads in or stake them).
The next poster is a bit more concerned about the Monkey.
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Nah, I'm stockpiling guns and ammo for the zombie apocalypse, so I don't really give a damn what wierdness you're doing.
The below poster wonders what will happen to the unprepared during the apocalypse?
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There will be no apocalypse, I firmly believe we're going to get hit by a rock at an inopportune moment.
The next poster is ready for the week of debauchery preceding the rock-y-clypse.
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oh hell yeah
the below poster wants in
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Count me In!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The below poster wonders why so many !'s
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No, I understand, if a rock were going to obliterate Earth in a week, those would be the first of many !'s.
The next poster is going to make a few !'s for all hallow's eve.
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Possibly.
The below poster has no life outside 40k
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More like non-40k life interfering with 40k life; it's just not fair! A man should be allowed to nerd around all day with little two inch tall army guys whenever they want! [pout] >:( :'(
The next poster agrees.
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Yes I do.
The below poster only reads the books and has no idea how to play.
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I bet that I have way more 40k than you, that I have at least four armies that would give any of yours some real hell (at reasonable point ranges, not necessarily an Apoc game, mind you), and a few that make yours look like crap... and my WAAAGH!!! is bigger, sturdier, and in your face, getting ready to make you take it like a be-atch!
The next poster likes Orks, but is considering a different army.
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Yes I love my Orks, but yes I am considering Death Korps of Krieg, or Necrons.
The below poster doesn't know what WAAAGH!!!! means, as they only play Imperial armies.
My WAAAAGGGHHHH is beheld with horror at my LGS. Even the power gamers hate me when I bring the full might of the horde to bear. Especially when it's things like "Oh I'm sorry, did my Lootas just dakka your entire tau gunline into nonexistence?" or the best one yet, "Yet Plague Marines are toughness 5 and fnp, but they wiffed their attacks and power klaws trump fnp every time. clear out your zombies please." As for my Eldar, yeah they'd be beslubbered.
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imperial armies, what filthy human scum
the below poster will help me decide which 40k army to do next,
kult of speed, wych cult or witch hunters
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Witch Hunters, because the inquisitors get be-atchin' hats.
The below poster will provide additional support for that choice.
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Witch hunters because then you would be one of the few to play it and that would be awesome :D
The below poster agrees
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Green Orks in a bunch of sloppy red-painted vehicles, get-in-the-wagon with everyone else Nov 4th wyches, or an elitist all-metal model range army, with a secret codex (yeah one's free online, but the other allows you use Space marines or IG willy nilly), an army that I've seen make people cuss, pack up and leave tournaments (lower leadership, tank shock whole armies off the board)... recently mind you. So yeah, take up the Ordos if you've got the guts! Screw SM IG! make a fully converted WH/DH army, only using a single squad of SM to count as Deathwatch.
The next poster agrees that that army would set Vany in a whole new teir of nerd-dom.
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I despise the Ordos. And the Imperium.
The below poster does too.
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No, but I do hate
gay space elves Eldar,and I dislike Necrons due to their lack of options, tau because they can't take a punch, CSM because they got their asses handed to them with this codex, Ordos for their unit point cost being so high, Dark Eldar because I'm going to have to kill them metagame fashion for the next year after the 4th of Nov, vanilla SM for being so damn common, SW for obnoxious librarians and counter attack, Blood angels because of fast tanks and FNP, Chaos Daemons because everybody has to deep strike and there are like two and a half units that can shoot, Dar Angels and Black Templars for not having a justly deserved new codex... each! tyranids for getting a new codex that only slightly sucks less than their old one, Imperial Guard for having wimpy infantry and huge overpriced tanks (a basic Russ should cost max 125, Amen!), Elysian drop guard and Death Corps of Krieg for being damn expensive opponent-permission-army-rules eye-candy, The Legio Mechanicus for making giant robots that are nigh-impossible to scratchbuild, yet way to cost prohibitive to actually buy, The imperial Aeronauticus because really, why bother buying a plane you'll only use once in a lifetime? Kroot Mercenaries because they're a bunch of overpriced wannabe Orks (now) with no codex or vehicles. I will however praise the Hrud, for their codex will destroy the game!
The next poster enjoyed my tirade.
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indeed i did jawmonkey
The below poster thinks i should make my clan site into a Gaming community, and would join it if i did so :D ;)
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Sorry, I'm not a huge fan of video games anymore, but go ahead!
The next poster hasn't fully come over to the tabletop wargming side.
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Nope i have i dont play many video games anymore.
The below poster is a gaming freak.
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Not really, but I do intend to take my local league by storm next year. The Waaagh will be unleashed in full mindless fleshy pawn of the Illuminati fashion.
The below poster wonders how bad my local league is.
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Not really, I'm sure it breeds weakness.
The below poster will google GuroChan.
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I will not, because I know better.
The below poster, however, did google it and now needs eye-bleach.
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i did not, but i may on the schools computers :o
The below poster has been to eye bleach.com and is glad they did
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Nope I have no need for it.
The below poster has been to Iraq and nothing can really turn their stomach anymore either.
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Try living near a country Butcher and seeing their blood pool. Oh and any episode of Jeremy Kyle's show.
The below poster is off to his/her local Games Workshop store this Sat for obvious reasons.
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Nope, I'm heading to a Hobby Bunker to a Warmachine tourney.
The below poster will admire my name.
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Admiration is not rage, so no. What? do you have some catchy Warmahordes name? Cap'n slippyfist and the fist-o-teers? (I don't think you're man enough to repaint your WM/H army in that theme BTW).
The next poster wants to see my Orks. (They're pretty cool, however they're not finished so no peeky, tee hee)
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Nope, I'm not interested in poo based painted orks.
The below poster knows of the No Diyx Cryx list.
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Weird, I always figured you'd give an army of undead a bunch of boners.
The next poster likes the idea of an all Harrow army (once a few more units become available, of course).
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You obviously don't know the Harrowed daemon army that's floating around...
The below poster likes using Greenstuff...to make their own love glove.
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No, no i really dont
The below poster wishes that he had more games to play on the computer
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Have you tried target practice? (e.g. blasting that devil box with real bullets)
The next poster is not as burnt out on computer games as the Monkey.
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True, I still enjoy many PC games.
The below poster has completely abandoned their PC for gaming and now uses consoles exclusively.
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I play some games on the PC.
The below poster is Amish so they don't use any advanced technology such as computer and gaming consoles.
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No. but lightbulbs are still of the Devil!
The poster is way too superstitious.
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Only regarding the power of the Karma God's when making armor saves!!
The Below Poster thinks the Call of Duty: Black Ops is Amazing!
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I havent played it (yet) so i have no opioion.
The below poster thinks that joining my black ops clan would be a good idea
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It sounds very rascist, ill have to think about it.
The below poster believes there is no more rascism.
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Correct, that is exactly what I like to believe.
The below poster thinks that the author of the book "The Paedophiles Guide to Love and Pleasure: a Child-lover’s Code of Conduct", recently banned from Amazon, may reside in this forum.
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Yeah, Pod Droppa always gave me that feeling like something wasn't quite right about him.
The next poster is the author.
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*cough*
What? What? to the below poster is trying to claw away from my mounting them?
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Yeah, it's my turn!
The next poster is visualising a sickly puppy and a Monkey running in circles right now.
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I praise myself for not being a frog.. else you'd be curious enough to split open the mouh of that frog and r@pe their throat.
The below poster hates putting together some minis..and would rather slash their unit instead.
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yeah kinda, some of the models don't go together very well. I hate painting, the rules are too long and badly written. GW don't issue errata often enough......hell don't know why I bother with the damn game.
The below poster doesn't agree.
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eh, everything is so damn expensive from GW Gah!
The below poster feels that rain on a monday is a depressing way to wake up
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Only when homeless or the entire town around you is dead.
The next poster doesn't mind the rain so much because they just stay indoors anyways.
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I dont mnd the rain, but i do love going outside.
The poster who makes a post after me hates rain.
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What's to hate? I find I'm fairly waterproof.
The below poster doesn't mind rain but hates tornado's & tsunami's
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Yeah, things that can destroy my house kinda suck.
The below poster has never been in an earthquake.
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Hard to say, there are minor ones that people can't feel but 'experience'...
The below poster has felt the crib-a-rocking....
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OHHH YEAA!
The below poster wants to join in, in the crib.
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You sit at home a lot and spank it don't you? and earthquakes are boring; lived in Alaska and California, through some of the worst earthquakes, but nothing much more than junk in the house move a little bit.
the next poster has experienced some equally uneventful events of nature's supoosed wrath.
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Well, living in southern California I've been through 'minor' earthquakes here that would qualify as a big deal elsewhere (or so I'm told).
The below poster also lives in SoCal and will now stalk me.
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I could...
The below poster will join me and bring the popcorn...I'll supply the toppings.
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Been there, done that, SoCal sucks; can't wait for the Sierra's to push it under the water.
The next poster knows that California will not float away, only grind up in a North-West direction.
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I praise tectonic humpings...I taught it that.
The below poster would like to be in the middle of that sandwich.
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Been there, done that, SoCal sucks
The next poster will not make me quote myself.
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No opinion...it's all the same.
The below poster enjoys relocating though...for fresh meat.
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I enjoy anything that involves fresh meat.... well, as long as it's bacon. Anything else, meh.
The below poster hopes to OD on bacon one day.
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Nah, I'm really gunning for being in the middle of a drug-addled sex orgy just before a big rock impacts and blows the Earth apart... that'd be friggin' awesome!
Next poster agrees, or can stay in their home and commit suicide while I'm having all the fun for all I care.
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Well i would simply prefer a large rock NOT to hit the earth. I find that to be a far better alternative.
The next poster also would not like a massive rock to crush the earth.
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I praise you for wanting me to dry hump the planet Earth.
The below poster will expand my ego so that instead of just planet Earth, I'll dry hump this solar system.
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Can we get some lube first???
The next poster agrees that if we have to get humped... lube would help.
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The Monkey humps, and does not get humped... and don't incourage Snacty.
The next poster hates to get that dirty dog all riled up.
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Solar Puppy is ready to deliver.
The below poster would rather a cow than a dog.
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actually no
the below poster misses missing sanct
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I praise you for wanting the meat stick in person.
The below poster wants to get into the van.
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piss off, really.
The next poster knows first hand why the Monkey would rather walk instead of except that ride.
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I praise your poor handjobs.
The below poster enjoys Jawmonkey's malformed fingers on their disco stick.
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Disco? Stick? Disco! Stick! Disco? Stick? (Peter Kay garlic bread stylee)
The below poster will drink nothing but Guinness all weekend in an attempt to aid Ireland's economy.
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I praise you for taking a glass I gave you.
The below poster will take the camera as we haul his ass into the van.
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Sorry, mine's broke, but I found one online during those aweful Black Friday sales and will have one soon.
The next poster wishes they had a better digital camera.
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Yes and no. My digital camera is ok but I know there are better ones. I don't really use the one I have got so a better one would be wasted.
The below poster still owns and uses a 35mm camera
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Hmmm, I prefer 9mm for the snuff films.
The below poster would like to star in one!
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Only if I get to pull the trigger on you, Sanctjud. :-P
The below poster has shot 9mm handguns but prefers .40 S&W
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Meh, .44 Magnums are the best handgun round IMHO; I prefer to shoot a gun that you can read from the light of the muzzle flash.
The next poster wants to shoot a rocket propelled chainsaw.
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Done that, you took it right up the pipe hole....though Jammy....it was a tight fit.
The below poster likes to take a Salty Shower.
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s/take/give and then you'd be correct. ;)
The below poster understood what I did with the "s/take/give" there.
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Sorry, I can't read IT nerd.
The next poster wishes they could've gone into the IT field, but then thinks about the mind-numbing computer code and changes their mind.
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Eh, its crossed my mind
The below poster is as scared of James Fett as I am ::)
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I fear no toaster!
The next poster only now realises that JamBob Fett is little more than a cheap program that inserts randomly generated noncommital qoutes to a handful of random tavern threads in the guise that a real person is actually moderating and responding to the threads.
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I will call him F.I.S.T.O. from Fallout, New Vegas.
The below poster will assume the position.
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*** ERROR *** Function Assume_Position() not found. Aborting...
Running function Generate_Random_Act _For_Below_Poster():
The below poster will
buy a chicken
run for mayor of their town/village/city
never guess that I'm a marginally-sophisticated program
bring us to a new topic of conversation.
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Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like you?
The below poster prefers this than that:
Tremultuous Ocat Dolls - Don't Cha (Official Full Music Video) High Quality (HQ) Feat. Busta Rhymes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78uoLiyNiJ0&feature=related#)
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I'm disappointed, I was really hoping there was some sort of joke hiding in that video. And BTW, I am hot [Monkey puts finger to butt, finger smokes]
The next poster looks into the mirror every morning and begins to cry.
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Funny, I'm not the one crying:
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The below poster wants to know where I got it or her.
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I just wanted to remind you that the red one was the one I scrub the twigs and berries with and now its all polluted with girl germs, gross!
The next poster uses a wire brush.
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Not for awhile now. I find that they aren't so good at removing plaque.
The below poster thinks it ironic that in the same week that wikileaks says that Russia is a mafia state they are awarded the World Cup.
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I found it funny to say the least,
The below poster appericates my christmas turtle avatar and sig ;D
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Ugh, I hate the santa hat avy's. ::)
The next poster thinks they're super-LOLZ!
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Definitely not, I despise the LOLs. My young Niece even says LOL instead of laughing.
The below poster also knows someone that speaks internet.
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ZOMG WTF IIRC LOLZ BFF... not really, I liken them to hunting calls; used to lure them to the trap (I keep an iphone in a bear trap on my porch. Cell phones will be the downfall of mankind, mark my words!
The next poster is one of those texting dorks that's always texting instead of talking to real people, in person (and if so, you're an idiot).
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Apparently the texting dork was too busy texting to reply.
The below poster is dreaming of a white Christmas.
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Only so I can color it in your blood for reviving a perfectly death-deserving thread ofter a week.
The next poster noticed the typo (I hope it bugs you all night too).
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I think this site has made me immune to being bugged by typo's.
The below poster always uses the spell check
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I use it occasionaly.
The below poster likes my new avitar. ;D
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I praise the failure of the Christmas tree space marine.
The below poster needs a pump to get their junk up.
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I find modern pharmaceuticals much more effective.
The below poster has actually completed a Games Workshop wish list.
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Nope, I completed a batrep:
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/334360.page (http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/334360.page)
The below poster will browse.
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Not now, I'm using a loaner on the road just for a minute.
The next poster is at home, crying, eating a big tub of ice cream.
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Nope im not a whiny emo be-atch like the dark angels.
The below poster praises the humping robot from robot chicken.
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Praise? I
BUILT am building will one day build that thing!
The below poster missed me dearly for the week I was gone.
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As you managed to check in about a week from the last time I simply figured your programming was in order and nothing was out of the ordinary, so in other words, no, I did not miss you.
The next poster cannot give eyes and the emotion of worthlessness to a toaster (it helps to make better toast BTW).
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I praise you for not sucking on Jammy's returned disco stick.
The below poster wants to taste the salty stacks that Jammy is packing.
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Are speaking in your Gullem voice? because I could swear that you just said that you wanted a piece of the JamBob.
the next poster isn't quite sure who JamBob is.
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I'm not sure who any of you are!
The below poster is suffering from man flu
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nope for now it's a cold when i stop being ill soon it'll be man flu again
the below poster wants to face my dark elves
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No way! I hear they power their weapons with dark colored skittles... yikes!
The next poster loses a lot.
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yep i never bring the right list or my concentration.
the below poster wants an easy win, i mean game.
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No, I want three of them. Every damn tournament starts with an easy game, second a "hold on to my ass and just try not to give opponent a massacre", then depending on that one I either win by the skin of my teeth or have my ass handed to me.
the next poster obsesses over army lists too much.
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only one, i will beatthat bloody deamon player after he handed my ass to me, seriously five cold ones to a bloody tree. :)
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I praise you for failing to comply with the game rules, Jammy might send his weiner after you.
The below poster likes using Peanut Butter to guide the dogs to the correct location to chomp down on.
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No, I use cold fussion to help punch my power boot through Chaos' arse!
the next poster uses a "bad guy" army.
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Chaos in 40K, Dark Elves in WFB, Cryx in Warmachine, Skorne in Hordes, and Pedobearism.
The below poster fappes to the Inkspots.
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nope sorry
the below poster will show his dark elves.
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They are still soaking in my man goo.
The below poster would love to handle my armies.
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of course chaos tau are epic
the below poster has pics. OF THE TAU
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I'm too lazy, picture in your mind, a hentia-monster making congress with a Tau Firewarrior or Crisis Suit.
The below poster has the audio.
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of course now i need visual
the below poster knows of an epic e-comic?
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It's in guro-chan.
The below poster would like more things to see that can not be unseen.
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erm, for now, i'm all good, later maybe
the below poster wants to help make my tau slaneeshi?
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Helmetless Tau are enough honestly...
The below poster will just simply paint them with a mixture of my mangoo and tentacle pink.
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No, but brainstorming...
Greenstuff giant eyeballs!
crisis suits, torn open, operator hanging out of cockpit with tubes and wires fed from giant vats of stimulants!
Screw that, "super-steroid-pumped Tau with wings" instead of suits!
Kroot with a bit too many body parts on their bases! Maybe a humping Krootox!
Bloodletting Fire warriors! (taking the whole bonding knife thing a bit too far)
Hammer heads with super-massive quad-speaker looking arrays where the gun should go! (IDK counts as ion cannon or something)
and finally because they're Slaneeshi... great big chaos-tainted phallus's!!!
The next poster enjoyed that post.
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And enjoy it I did.
:)
The next poster is going to start a special edition "Pimp my Ride.. With Hammerheads."
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and on this editoin of pimp my grav-mobile we visitthe hood, where a shas'o'kais known to his friends as dr ham wallet will now be pimpiong his devil fish with racing stripes, a four-stroke engine that barely works, and some nos. and we'lll watch as this fish man activates his nos and blows his engine apart, stay tuned ho's
the next person will be offended
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Only from your egg nog fueled typos.
The next poster wants to make a "sleepy tyranid" army; e.g. all the Tyranids are either sleeping (with goofy pajamas and hats occasionally) or generally relaxing too much (reading newspapers, playing with balls of yarn, etc).
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i want a fex playing with a ball of yarn like a kittty
the below poster believes that my vision is in question not my soberness. :)
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No, I only question your use of such lame excuses; my avy can only display a modicum of my disgust for you right now.
The next poster needs a new, less crappy avy.
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i'm afraid that i enjoyed the old incubi models.
the below poster is sad that i'm going to sleep, the new world is safe for another night.
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Sleep is for the weak, good night, wimpy! My you have haunting nightmares concerning fire, blood, and death resulting in a cold sweat, urinated bed, and a startled screaming awakening.:-*
The next poster has those very nights...
"NOBAMA!!!"
(I actually like Obama, it's just funny to yell when hearing about any Democratic politics right now)
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I praise you for speaking your mind.
The below poster is opposite of their opinion of Obama and happens to like little kids sitting on their laps and rubbing up against them.
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No, they spread cheer like a disease, and are shorter, thus they catch diseases faster, undeveloped, disgusting things, meh!
The next poster is a proponent of cloning entire armies of super soldiers, instead of waiting for normal humans to grow up.
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indeed, that free will has stopped my army of babies conquering the world so far, curses
the below poster can remove said free will
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Yeah, just scrape it out, it's in between compassion and fear.
The next poster messed up and added too much yeast in the last batch.
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nope too much skin, what a me3ss that was.
the below poster knows someone who would enjoy that
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The Great UncleaUncles!
The below poster will now waiting to dish out happy new years instead of Holidays/Christmas's.
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happy hannukah, i mean happy new something, all this happy, it's confusing me
the below poster can bring themselves to be happy
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Do I look happy in my avy?
The next poster can make facial expressions.
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i hear that comes along with emotions, something i currently lack. :)
the below poster is a goldfish that's right a goldfish.,
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Actually a robot goldfish, but yes still a goldfish to some extent.
The below poster has more New Years Eve plans than I do (getting drunk and playing video games)
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I'm a party animal; Work at the liquor store (this ruins my desire to party pretty efficiently), probably get the Phoenix Dragoons (IG) mobilised for a game Sunday, (big) maybe drink a beer, then go to sleep early.
The next poster has equally lame plans, unless it's Snacty, but we don't want to know because that gets real close to making us accomplices.
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No plans at all actually.
The below poster is stuck in the New York snow and couldn't celebrate New Year.
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nope, i didn't anyway but that wasn't why
the below poster wants to give me a load of battle sisters :)
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No, but I want to give your sister a lo-... nevermind. Sorry, I only own one SOB model, a flamer, for my WH inq. retinue.
The next poster likes the idea of 3 Exorcists.
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NO!!!! >:( I played an apocolypse game and the guy brought 12! of those things.
The below poster likes the idea of a purely drop pod army in an apoc game.
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Yes that way I have the first two turns to blast you while you just stand there. I used an all termie Deathwing army of about 3k points in Apoc once, worked about as bad as you would think.
The next poster doesn't care for those massive titan explosions.
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I have never played Apoc so have no experience of titanic explosions.
The below poster thinks that the recent VAT rise will prevent them buying any GW stuff in the near future.
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I dont buy much GW now due to the prices
The below poster will help me finish writting my book on endangered jawmonkeys
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Sure, I have firsthand experience, unfortunately, most of its pornographic... Hayoo!!
The next poster will finish with a one-liner as well.
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No i dont do one liners i make extensive jokes.
The below poster wonders when the game Praise the above poster will die out.
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As soon as they lock up Snacty... Hayoo!
The next poster walked into a bar...
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Ouch.... who put that bar there.
The below poster is a fan of the late Tommy Cooper because of his one liners.
Tommy Cooper:
I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure.
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Ah, Tommy Cooper, a man after my own heart. Or not. ;)
The below poster participates in FRC (http://usfirst.org/roboticsprograms/frc/default.aspx?id=966) and is excited about this year's game.
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The nerds in slide 4 are the funniest.
Gonna build a power klaw there? Yeah, didn't think so. You're wasting your talents.
You. Yeah, you, next poster. Gonna make me a power klaw? There's much 40k and prestige as reward... but you won't, you suck.
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Grades 9-12 are a bit old for my tastes, but I'm sure some look the part...count me inside some of those kids!
The below poster would like to join me inside.
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I dont want to be charged with rape.
The below poster wants sanct to wash his mouth with soup
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Battery soup.
The next poster will help brush his teeth with a wire brush.
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I think a long spell of electric shock treatment might be more suitable. You know, the kind that some States give you in a chair.
The below poster is looking forward to April and the release of the Grey Knights Codex and models.
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Nah, more like enjoy the time before "the great codex creep of 2011".
The next poster is already slobering thinking about the new kits.
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CODEX CREEP IS A MYTH FACT
and no i hate change and that includes new toys
the next poster is rather fond of change and cats
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Change yes, cats not so much. Too stuck-up for their own good.
The below poster is a dog person.
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I could bring back SOLAR PUPPY!!!11
The below poster wants to get down and doggy with it and take it that style.
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No, I want to tweak out the IG army and stomp'em proper next month, as I left a few alive this time (at the end of the second game I left 4 noise marines alive out of a 1500 point list, he only killed a valk and the vet squad it was carrying - after they fed him hot plasma death of course).
The next poster wishes they had a punching bag.
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I don't wish, I just stop by 40KO.
The below poster likes it when my tripod uses their ass as a punching bag.
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I don't own a Donkey so that ain't going to happen.
The below poster would like to see a Giffords save introduced into games of 40K. Only works against shooting but you stand a good chance of surviving.
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That is disgusting and horrible and I beslubbering love it.
The below poster is outraged by this lack of taste.
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no not really
The below poster has alot of regrets and wishes they could go back in time
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The only reason I would want to go back in time is so I could make out with myself.
The next poster's brain exploded from the paradox.
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Nothing to do with a paradox. The avatar picture is enough to make us wonder why you would want to make out with yourself ;)
Working in a liquor store as he does the below poster wonders if Jawmonkey has ever been threatened with a gun.
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Never a problem like that at all, I'm in a thankfully small town (there have been a few crazy drunks on a few weekends, but I don't work nights).
The next poster doesn't hate alcohol as much as I do.
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Only on the morning after. Drinking Boddingtons as I write actually.
The below poster will say something funny thereby ratifying my nomination.
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Vote for me or I'll stab you in the face... well, it makes me laugh thinking about stabbing you in the face.
The next poster doesn't like the idea of a screwdriver sticking out of their eye.
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Meh its not that uncomfortable .
The below poster is going to turn what i just said into something sexual and disgusting.
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I thought about it and decided I probably shouldn't tell you about my favorite way to eat a banana. :P
The next poster has a good one-liner concerning a snow man, a beer, and a wallaby.
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No it sucks
The wallaby goes up to the beer and says "you'll be tastier than that melting snowman I normally drink"
The below poster doesn't have an orange parachuting in their avatar
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No, but I'm holding back a duece!
The next poster is too.
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No im not why do you say so.
The below poster is trying to discover a cure for sanctinium.
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It's called the police, they pick you up while you're hanging around elementary schools, the likely reason we haven't heard from Snacty lately.
The next poster got into the van.
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And found out it was a full school bus!
The below poster prefers asian schoolgirls.
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Meh, they're typically scrawny and taste funny.
The next poster prefers to pith their prey first.
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of course
the below poster missed my corrupting influence
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It was a little quiet without you, yes.
The below poster is sad that I'll be around more often now that my robotics build season is done.
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Only because I'll be reminded of your inneptitude more often, yes.
The next poster will have more time now to spend building me a power klaw.
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Well, I did just get rejected from a job I applied to, so possibly.
The below poster will not ask me to build something for them.
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I'm not asking, I'm demanding! You seem to have the required prerequisites for the task, unlike Snacty, who could only make a fist smell funny.
The next poster wouldn't know their backend from a screwdriver.
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well, yes i would, snacty doesn't like screwdrivers. :)
the below poster is a fish
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OH NOES! i've been found out
The below poster would like to eat me with tartar sauce
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Nah, but I would like to drown with it.
The next poster would rather drown in their own urine.
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The poster below thinks that the Argentinian scientists who named their Dinosaur Dreadnoughtus are about to get a call from Games Workshop.
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How.. how did you know.
The below poster isn't me.
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You're right. It's me!
The below poster isn't me.
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Not all the time but when I want to be nice I pretend that I am Tangi.
The poster below is glad that Nomsheep has made a comeback
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Very glad. ;D
The below poster is eating easter eggs.
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Ha ha yes I am.
The poster below is sick of Easter eggs.
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Well didn't even had even one so far so nop ;)
The bellow poster defenetly like chocolate
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I don't hate it.
The below poster does though.
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Nope, I love it as you can tell from what's left of my Easter haul.
(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi48.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ff236%2Fclujo%2FEaster%2520Eggs%25202015_zps5tux5oex.jpg&hash=6fc566b8978e93a66516d221677b6eb0a05ca4e7)
The poster below didn't get anything done in the real world over Easter as they were busy on 40K forums.
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Not quite. I give a successful job application for a job I don't really want. Now I'm conflicted. :P
The poster below loves their job.
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Well I'm a student, but i'm looking forward to love my job^^ love my school at least.
The next poster defenetly got bored quite a lot in school^^
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It might be a case of rose-coloured glasses but I don't remember being bored much at school.
The poster below actually owns a pair of rose-coloured glasses.
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Nope. Mine are tulip tinted.
The below poster doesn't like the fish.
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That's kinda true i don't like eating fish but they are pretty cool animal your profile icon as proof of this^^
The next poster have a problem with vegetarian people.
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Yes, there isn't enough of them.
Just like me the poster below has just had their vehicle fail it's MOT.
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Not recently but I know the pain.
The poster below has weekend plans.
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No plans as such but it's half three in the morning and I have just got in after just popping out for an hour with a friend of a friend for a last day at work drink.
The poster below has also had too much to drink.
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Of water, yes.
The poster below is excited for Game of Thrones to be back on TV this Sunday.
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Yes indeedy, but I have to wait until Monday.
The below poster doesn't like GoT.
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yeah totally i'm sorry to all the fan but i can't find myself liking this I don't know why. The plot or the way it's done i don't know but i don't like it.
The one after me like's watching manga rather than movies (like me).
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I don't watch many movies of any genre to be honest.
The poster below backed the winner of this years Grand National
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I wish. :P
The below poster would bet on anything.
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I would bet on nearly anything, but only after carefully calculating the odds.
The next poster likes Skittles, except for Yellow ones.
https://advertisingandsocialmedia.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/skittles1.jpg (https://advertisingandsocialmedia.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/skittles1.jpg)
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I like Skittles but Skittles don't like me. For some reason Skittles give me heartburn.
The poster below is allergic to something.
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As far as I know i'm not allergic to anything yet, i'm starting to believe i'm allergic to childish behaviour and stupidity (not when it's for fun from times to times and over the internet but all the time everyday... with people 20+)... in my class it's gotten stronger rescently and i've gotten sick nearly at the same time... things to investigate ...
The next poster have learned no to tease cats too much :D
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It's a big yes to that Grizzyly. Cat's are truly vicious when riled.
The poster below knows someone that has been hospitalised by a Cat.
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Actually I do. It was amusing.
The below poster may be that person.
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Thanfully no I am not that person.
The poster below is less than thirty years old and has never been to hospital.
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Below thirty, but been to hospital multiple times.
The below poster reads my forge work.
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Absolutely correct. I even contribute!
The below poster has injured themselves with a power tool. Scratch that, too much hospital stuff already. The below poster watches Buffy, The Vampire Slayer. On Netflix. In the last 24 hours.
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Nope, but I am watching Space: Above and Beyond on DVD.
The poster below is also a fan of Above and Beyond.
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I am sorry but i don't even know what it is.
The poster below don't have netflix.
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I try to avoid most things that involve monthly subscription.
The poster below won't be able to sleep tonight due to the imminent release of the Eldar Codex.
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That might actually be the case even more that i probably won't have the time to get the dex I precommanded last week ><
The poster below does not a single beslubber to give about the new eldar dex
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Well actually I do give a beslubber about it. This is my laongest played army, over 21 years now. The unfortunate thing about it all is the other dex isn't even 2 years old yet and the Iyanden sup, well, you know.
The poster below doen't care that a new Vyper model wasn't made.
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I'm not torn up over it.
The below poster thinks that I should collect Eldar.
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I defenetly think you should i mean come on aknoledge that they are the best already, let yourself be charmed by the path of the eldar.
The below poster think eldar will just dominate everything with the new dex.
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That is correct.
The below poster doesn't understand game mechanics, and believes that the Eldar are in rough shape going into the next codex. ;)
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Agreed, I don't fully understand the game mechanics. But I also don't fully understand the constant longing for "balance".
The only balance that the poster below understands is that of their credit card bill at the end of every month.
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If only my fiscals balanced so well as my finely crafted arguments in the Forge.
The below poster would enjoy an hour in a quiet room, with a bucketful of lego. And not in a pervy way. Just the soothing, wholesome assembly of interlocking bricks.
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That might be true indeed, it's been long since i left my imagination to go on a rampage with some lego. Ah thd good old days when I was a kid and did not care about anithing else but my fun.
The next poster surely enjoyed his eary youth and would gladly go back there for a few days.
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In fact, I went there earlier, since thanks to a rare mutation in my family genome, all males can time travel by holding their breath in a dark place such as a cupboard or wardrobe and thinking of a time they wish to visit.
The next poster has also recently come out of the closet, but in a non-time travel sense..... :P
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Well I am a long lost relative of C. S. Lewis so I regularly come out of the closet in a non-time related manner.
The poster below is a believer in the paranormal.
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Only the kind of paranormal things that result in low dice rolls when playing tabletop games. And aliens, naturally.
The poster below shares several characteristics with submarines.
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Yes I sink like a stone when all the oxygen is removed from my body.
The poster below is off to Warhammer World this weekend so that they can buy a command tank.
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Oh if I lived over there and had the money, YUP!
The below poster wants GW to bring finecast back.
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Since I never had a bad experience with it, I'm not averse to it.
The below poster thinks that this is stupid.
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Well yeah i do think it would be stupid, i don't count the number of miss print there was in only 3 box. 2 spyder and 1 prophète.
The below poster have a reason for them to use it again.
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In fact, NO ONE has a need for GW to EVER bring back their own bubble-laden resin compound.
The below poster discovers a hitherto unknown and incredibly strong attraction to donkeys.
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Well seeing as you have just announced it I guess your attraction to donkey's is no longer unknown.
The poster below will be watching Lord of The Rings this weekend in remembrance of Sir Christopher Lee
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Perhaps I will.
The person below me will be the person above me
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Not quite as the person above you is now three years older so has got lost in time.
The poster below believes that time travel exists.
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Maybe.
the person below me is a time traveller
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Maybe I will be in the future.
The poster below has just started their six week break from school and has no idea what they are going to do.
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Been out of school for ten years now...but I still have no idea what I’m going to do, so half right!
The poster below will respond within 24 hours.
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Nope
But the person below me may
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Not sure if it's in the 24 hours but....
The poster below me will finish a model in 2 days, paint and all.
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I’m certainly trying to.
The poster below has never seen a game of AoS in action.
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Spot on.
The poster below is glad that January is over.
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You are not wrong.
The poster below wants it to be cold all year long.
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That’s a big no from me.
The poster below has played one of Geedubs specialist games.
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I have played Space Hulk, Space Crusade and Heroquest. Do they count as Specialist Games?
Keeping to the cold theme, the poster below is fed up of waiting for 'The Winds of Winter'
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Never read the books.
The below poster thinks that ‘The Winds Of Winter’ will become another Half Life 3...never seen and a major disappointment if it was.
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Half right as I think it will be seen. Not sure if it will be a disappointment, but it will definitely lose some of its impact because most people will have seen the end on telly.
The poster below is lucky enough not to have heard the term 'Brexit' this week.
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Not heard it, just read it. I live in America :)
The poster below paints the models they own before buying new ones!
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That’s a definite no. ;D
The poster below doesn’t drive.
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According to my wife, I drive her crazy. And I'm an avid driver, hotrod and 4x4s.
The poster below throws games to make his opponent feel special.
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Not really: Fight Club - You are not special. - YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CnryN0_bvY)
The below poster had more sleep than me last night, but will likely not be paid for it.
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Hmm 3 hrs and 12 min of sleep for me last night.. not sure if that is more than you or not.. but I am glad I don't get paid by the hour for it or I'd be broke!
The person below me has consumed a new dish this week.
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That is a big no for me. I am undeniably conservative when it comes to eating.
The poster below has a conspiracy theory about the sudden interest that Israel and China are showing in the Moon.
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The Moon is an alien interstellar ark, everyone knows that.
The below poster is paranoid.
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It does not count as paranoid if you are right....
The below poster has holes in their socks (other than the ones they use to slip their feet into...)
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Some of my socks are more hole than wool.
The below poster has recently been abroad.
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Over a year ago since I went abroad.
The poster below is becoming increasingly suspicious of Google and the way that they collect data.
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Google can kiss my ass.
The below poster uses DuckDuckGo instead.
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Well,
no.
The below poster is vegetarian.
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Yes I am.
The below Poster is not a vegetarian, but is a vegan.
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That’s a definite no. Quite the opposite in fact.
The below poster hasn’t seen an avacado in person.
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Damn right I haven't.
The below poster is going to get paid for not working this Saturday.
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What a lovely world you must live in....
The below poster decided making dinner tonight was too much trouble and just ordered out
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Oh that sounds good but no funds for that.
The poster below can't wait to finally get a whole army painted.
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Since I haven’t had a fully painted army since the mid noughties, yes.
The below poster will check out my marines.
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You are right I probably will the next time you update your thread.
The poster below thinks that Games Workshop have been sneaky when they said that the original Marines wouldn't be replaced.
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Since when haven't GW been sneaky?
The next poster should speculate over the cost of GW's products and wonder if they are made of the same stuff orbital shuttles are made of.
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Meh, it's all relative. Think yourself lucky that you aren't a hot air balloonist.
The poster below has played Deadzone.
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What's deadzone?
The below poster has plans to travel out of country this year
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This year! I live near the border between England and Wales, so I travel from country to country on a regular basis.
The poster below is in a pub reading this on their smartphone.
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Half right. Smart phone but living room relaxing before going into hobby room to work on my DE for a few hours.
The poster below is going to eat potato chips for supper.
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Nope. Had steak and onion pie with mash and gravy. 8)
The poster below has watched ‘Behind The Curve’ and found it both hilarious, infuriating and also a little bit sad.
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Not for supper but possily this afternoon after lunch.
The below poster can't believe he's still playing thise silly tavern games. :P
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I have never seen anything on Netflix, but behind the curve sounds good.
The poster below pays as little as they can they can to watch telly.
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That's so funny cause I'm doing just that right now.
The poster below wants the price of oil to go way down.
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I don't know about you, but from a Quebecer perspective, ohyeah indeed!
The below poster is better than me to resolve a cube puzzle.
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If you say I am better than you then I will believe you.
The poster below owns two cars and at least one type of bike.
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I own one and my wife owns another, does it count? Also got a bicycle.
The next poster is gonna post in the Praise thread.
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Probably
The poster below has never played their national lotto.
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I did, but not very often, at all.
The below poster isn't going to wear bunny ears next Easter.
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Funnily enough you have got that exactly right.
The poster below doesn't celebrate Christian festivals, but they will still eat an Easter egg.
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I do celebrate them, and I will eat the eggs.
The below poster is not a clergyman.
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That's for sure.
The poster below will find a hair in their next pizza.
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I try not to eat pizza... but I shall remember this when I next do.
The below poster will try to win a sisters of battle army tomorrow
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Probably not as I'm in work at 6:00 a.m.
The poster below doesn't have to work tomorrow.
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I do have to work tomorrow but I am gonna try and win the sisters army anyway.
The poster below wants to have a nice long nap.
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Yep I always tend to have a 'nap' between 22:30 and 05:00. Some might call it bedtime.
The poster below has had a Costa, or some similar brand, coffee today.
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I don't usually drink a lot of coffee, I'm afraid.
The below poster is going for a trip somewhere during Easter.
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Yes I am going on several trips this weekend to visit relatives and reclamation yards.
The poster below would like to join the Extinction Rebellion.