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Re: Would You Rather?
« Reply #2020 on: January 24, 2011, 07:22:34 PM »
carnefex, it will obey me. i am the hive mind! MWUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHA!!!!!!!!


would you rather...

bare nekid fight a swarm of rippers

-or-

bare nekid fight a bunch of snotlings?
i will take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!!!

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Re: Would You Rather?
« Reply #2021 on: January 26, 2011, 10:16:51 PM »
Snotlings, look easier to kick.

Fight a squad of space marines with
a las pistol
or
a combat knife

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Re: Would You Rather?
« Reply #2022 on: January 28, 2011, 01:10:19 AM »
Combat knife, if you're gonna die may as well go out like a man.


Die young and heroically, or old and forgotten?

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Re: Would You Rather?
« Reply #2023 on: February 3, 2011, 12:35:12 AM »
Old and forgotten, I will make a great crotchety old man.

drown in raw sewage, feet encased in concrete
or
feet first into a wood chipper?
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Re: Would You Rather?
« Reply #2024 on: February 7, 2011, 11:12:19 AM »
wood chipper, blood loss and shock much less stinky... besides wood chippers are awesome and a much better way to be remembered...


crucified (with nails)

-or-

hung drawn and quartered?
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Re: Would You Rather?
« Reply #2025 on: February 8, 2011, 05:38:50 PM »
Quartered. Its a quiker death, un like crucifiction.

Would you be a Spartan from Halo

or

A Spacemarine.

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Re: Would You Rather?
« Reply #2026 on: February 8, 2011, 07:57:00 PM »
Space marine, I want a power fist.

Grot or gretchin?
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Re: Would You Rather?
« Reply #2027 on: February 10, 2011, 03:35:57 PM »
I would rather own a Gretchin, if that's what you meant.

Would you rather admit that you watched the Superperbowl but didn't notice the mistake that Aguilera made or pretend that you don't like football.
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Re: Would You Rather?
« Reply #2028 on: February 11, 2011, 01:29:57 PM »
Pretend I dont like football. I really dont.

get shot in the pinky

or

the little toe

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Re: Would You Rather?
« Reply #2029 on: February 11, 2011, 02:43:11 PM »
the little toe, im a sculptor...

would you rather....

have claws

or

fangs?
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Re: Would You Rather?
« Reply #2030 on: February 11, 2011, 03:23:20 PM »
Claws, I dont want any STDs

Would you rather have a Heavy Bolter

or

a meltagun

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Re: Would You Rather?
« Reply #2031 on: February 11, 2011, 04:42:31 PM »
ooooooo! melta gun! full of toasty goodness!

would you rather (have a)

light saber

or

powersword?
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Re: Would You Rather?
« Reply #2032 on: February 11, 2011, 07:41:39 PM »
Lightsaber, it'll cut through your wussy power sword; I would trade the light saber for a power fist though.

Super glue your hands to your face or belly?
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Re: Would You Rather?
« Reply #2033 on: February 12, 2011, 10:39:56 PM »
Belly,  ripped skin would be less noticable.

Were you a whiteshield, would you rather be sent to fight Tyranids or Dark Eldar?

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Re: Would You Rather?
« Reply #2034 on: February 13, 2011, 12:14:28 AM »
Dark Eldar, so I get ripped apart by a hotty instead of just plain eaten; fortunately I'm very whiny so they'd probably kill me faster than your average screamer.

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Romantic evening, Elton John or the artist formerly known as Prince?
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Re: Would You Rather?
« Reply #2035 on: February 19, 2011, 03:24:01 PM »
Both didn't get into the van.

Would you rather backdoor or deepfront?
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Re: Would You Rather?
« Reply #2036 on: February 20, 2011, 11:09:49 AM »
deepfront.

Sleep with Angelina Jolie
or
Milla Jovovich?

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Re: Would You Rather?
« Reply #2037 on: February 20, 2011, 02:13:50 PM »
jolie, i like them dark haired and eyed with curves, mmmmmmmm...

huh? what are we doing again?

would you rather...

have retractable tenticles

-or-

have retractable spikes?

(your choice on numbers and location)
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Re: Would You Rather?
« Reply #2038 on: February 20, 2011, 02:48:35 PM »
Both... a la Guro-chan you rape then kill...then rape again...so retractable spikes in the retractable tenticles.

Would you rather read manga or watch the film of said Guro-chaning?
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Re: Would You Rather?
« Reply #2039 on: February 21, 2011, 01:06:09 AM »
Read the manga, it's harder to wipe my butt with a TV.

top or bottom?
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