Dark Eldar, so I get ripped apart by a hotty instead of just plain eaten; fortunately I'm very whiny so they'd probably kill me faster than your average screamer.
"Oww! Stop it! Oww! Stop it! Oi, in my knee-farg-lions!"
"Ugh, it's like an S&M session with Jerry Lewis, just pith him already!"
Romantic evening, Elton John or the artist formerly known as Prince?