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Offline Tofu

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Re:I would take over the world by...
« Reply #20 on: June 14, 2003, 09:01:35 AM »
let me see...

i would take over the world by (somehow) launching a gigantic magnet up into space, and use it to rotate the north pole towards the sun. the pole would melt and the tthe world would all drown. MWAHAHAHAHA. Hmmm. there wouldn't be much of the earth left to rule over :P
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Re:I would take over the world by...
« Reply #21 on: June 14, 2003, 09:23:32 AM »


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Re:I would take over the world by...
« Reply #22 on: June 14, 2003, 12:05:01 PM »
<p align="center"><img src="http://www.rebelsnail.net/tyrant/pretense.gif" border="0"><br>
<a href="http://www.rebelsnail.net/tyrant/test.html" target="_blank">How Would <i>YOU</i> Take Over the World?</a></p>in the likely even that i got it wrong, it says i would use the whole flase pretences method
but i would in fact cleverly claim to be an unimportant 15 yera old scotsman whislt really pulling the strings of all the worlds governments from my base in antartica, causing wars in iraqi merely to eliminate resistance.

oh , heck, er, you better ignore that. or failing that bow down to me! ;D i am your emperor! not THE emperor, as im not sitting on a golden toilet!
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Re:I would take over the world by...
« Reply #23 on: June 14, 2003, 04:17:10 PM »
I would take over the world bt assassanating all who oppose me

When i do control the world i would do public torture so all would know not to oppose me  because they would see what is to come of them
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Re:I would take over the world by...
« Reply #24 on: June 14, 2003, 04:49:49 PM »


hehe..... take me to your leader....

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Re:I would take over the world by...
« Reply #25 on: June 14, 2003, 05:00:37 PM »
I would take over the world by forming a religious group; we would stick to our own but for marriage but give the impression of being part of the main world. We would achieve hegemony over the media, we would use this power to warp people’s perceptions and bend them to our needs. Gradually we would build our power base in all other parts of society particularly law, finance and any other prominent field. We would not be too obvious in politics though, although we would be there. Nobody would even realise what we had done, but we would control the world none the less.

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Re:I would take over the world by...
« Reply #26 on: June 15, 2003, 11:12:19 AM »


MWA HA HAAA!!!!!!
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Re:I would take over the world by...
« Reply #27 on: June 15, 2003, 11:42:50 AM »
I changed my mind.  I would take over the world by creating a group of super human elites by genetically altering humans and implanting extra organs.  Then I will have them stolen by evil warp entities who will scatter them throughout the galaxy, and for the next few decades it will be my quest to find and recover them.  In the meantime, using their genes as a template, I will create even MORE super human warriors to do my bidding.
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Re:I would take over the world by...
« Reply #28 on: June 15, 2003, 12:01:40 PM »
I changed my mind.  I would take over the world by creating a group of super human elites by genetically altering humans and implanting extra organs.  Then I will have them stolen by evil warp entities who will scatter them throughout the galaxy, and for the next few decades it will be my quest to find and recover them.  In the meantime, using their genes as a template, I will create even MORE super human warriors to do my bidding.

Now why does that sound familiar  ;)

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Re:I would take over the world by...
« Reply #29 on: June 15, 2003, 12:38:12 PM »
Make a race of super androids programed only to listen to me
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Re:I would take over the world by...
« Reply #30 on: June 15, 2003, 03:25:47 PM »
I got the steal oil one, by hey, id rather nuke the ice cap and flood the world...

 


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