My people,
We here at PURPLE LABS(TM) understand that our position as the universes greatest think tank comes with great responsibility, not just as the fore runners of weapon system designs and biologigical wafare, but a moral responsibility just as great. And so, in an effort to live up to these responsibilties, we have taken a look around this universe in which we live and were astounded by the injustices that we saw. As a superior race can we not afford to be benevolent to those less fortunate than ourselves? Therefore we are lauching a new campain entitled:Adopt-A-Squat!
For too long we have excepted the ostrasism that these stalwart and hardy people have been served by games workshop. For too long we have turned a blind eye. In our arrogance we have let these poor people suffer the gravest of injusticies. That is why I propose that every Eldar player take a good hard look at his/her craftworld/maidenworld/army list and ask themselves "Is there no place here for an inexpensive and mightily effective squat"? It is my vision that we save these poor people, excepting them into our homes and our hearts, increasing thier numbers, arming them with honking great weapons, honing thier skills to a razors edge and then joining them in crushing the foul Mon-Keig once and for all! It is also my hope that in seeing all Eldar players fielding squat units that the games workshop dictatorship will take note of the compassion the we, a traditionally xenophobic race, have extended to our little brothers and allow the squats to take back thier rightful place as a proud race rather than remaining refugees.
I thank you for your time and patience in this matter, and hope you can all find it in your hearts to help save these poor little buggers.
BAM