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Offline purple psyker

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A softer side of PURPLE LABS(TM)
« on: February 14, 2002, 09:21:50 AM »
My people,
We here at PURPLE LABS(TM) understand that our position as the universes greatest think tank comes with great responsibility,  not just as the fore runners of weapon system designs and biologigical wafare, but a moral responsibility just as great. And so, in an effort to live up to these responsibilties, we have taken a look around this universe in which we live and were astounded by the injustices that we saw. As a superior race can we not afford to be benevolent to those less fortunate than ourselves? Therefore we are lauching a new campain entitled:Adopt-A-Squat!

For too long we have excepted the ostrasism that these stalwart and hardy people have been served by games workshop. For too long we have turned a blind eye. In our arrogance we have let these poor people suffer the gravest of injusticies. That is why I propose that every Eldar player take a good hard look at his/her craftworld/maidenworld/army list and ask themselves "Is there no place here for an inexpensive and mightily effective squat"? It is my vision that we save these poor people, excepting them into our homes and our hearts, increasing thier numbers, arming them with honking great weapons, honing thier skills to a razors edge and then joining them in crushing the foul Mon-Keig once and for all! It is also my hope that in seeing all Eldar players fielding squat units that the games workshop dictatorship will take note of the compassion the we, a traditionally xenophobic race, have extended to our little brothers and allow the squats to take back thier rightful place as a proud race rather than remaining refugees.

I thank you for your time and patience in this matter, and hope you can all find it in your hearts to help save these poor little buggers.

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Re:A softer side of PURPLE LABS(TM)
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2002, 09:38:50 AM »
i'll adopt a squat and teach him the ways of the ninja.

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Re:A softer side of PURPLE LABS(TM)
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2002, 09:50:47 AM »
Yes! Excellent! Teach him the Dim-mak and the spinning cyclone heel kick of death, then he can teach another, and they can teach two friends, and they can teach......
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Re:A softer side of PURPLE LABS(TM)
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2002, 11:06:44 AM »
and all the squats ever will be ninjas a they'll ninja kick the GW people for writing them out of wh40k

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Re:A softer side of PURPLE LABS(TM)
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2002, 11:54:28 AM »
I'll take five...my farseer needs pets:-)
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Re:A softer side of PURPLE LABS(TM)
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2002, 09:49:36 PM »
(sigh) I am dissapointed in you my brothers, I expected more compassion from you. It seems that despite rumors to the contrary GW was justified in killing them off.

You all make me sad.

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Re:A softer side of PURPLE LABS(TM)
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2002, 10:17:06 PM »
I'll adopt a squat! And give him a nice little house, where he can live and be free. And get him a squat wife, and they can make baby squats.
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Re:A softer side of PURPLE LABS(TM)
« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2002, 11:43:22 PM »
Excellent! I appreciate the ideas so far and the squat people thank you.

As for the rest of you- this post is'nt going away so easily, dammit! S.O.S SAVE OUR SQUATS!!!!!

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Re:A softer side of PURPLE LABS(TM)
« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2002, 01:12:51 AM »
i want a squat!!! he can live in my closet..and i can sneak him food for his meals...and he can help me paint my army ( i need all the help i can get) and we can just hang!!!
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Re:A softer side of PURPLE LABS(TM)
« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2002, 05:34:11 AM »
Count me in!! I'll take 2... I have a big heart... and my seers need someone to perform menial tasks.. for maximum wage and psychic training of course...!

Boy Prodigy; It's great that you're going to teach your Squat the ways of the ninja, but who's got enough patience to teach you?

Send about 5 more my way, I know some people who'd be glad to take them in...

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Re:A softer side of PURPLE LABS(TM)
« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2002, 05:58:09 AM »
Time to take some Squats into my life.
I open my heart to them.
I'll give them all bikes and trikes and watch them plow into my enemies jinking all the way.
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Re:A softer side of PURPLE LABS(TM)
« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2002, 07:07:57 AM »
Excuse my newbiness but; What's a Squat?  ???
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Re:A softer side of PURPLE LABS(TM)
« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2002, 08:42:00 AM »
a space-dwarf that GW got rid of in 3rd editin

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Re:A softer side of PURPLE LABS(TM)
« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2002, 08:51:48 AM »
Coo. How can I get one?  :)
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Re:A softer side of PURPLE LABS(TM)
« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2002, 08:56:21 AM »
GW doesn't cast them anymore, you have to find them on someplace like e-bay or bartertown

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Re:A softer side of PURPLE LABS(TM)
« Reply #15 on: February 17, 2002, 09:12:19 AM »
And... what are their stats?
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Re:A softer side of PURPLE LABS(TM)
« Reply #16 on: February 17, 2002, 10:40:03 AM »
they dont have any anymore

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Re:A softer side of PURPLE LABS(TM)
« Reply #17 on: February 17, 2002, 09:39:05 PM »
This is what we're trying to rectify! Tell your friends, your families, your co-workers. These squat's deserve to live dammit! and they need our support!

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Re:A softer side of PURPLE LABS(TM)
« Reply #18 on: February 17, 2002, 09:41:39 PM »
so, whats the proper squat diet?
and what if it gets sick?
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Re:A softer side of PURPLE LABS(TM)
« Reply #19 on: February 18, 2002, 03:20:27 AM »
Ask your local cw's seer. Remember to feed it regularly. Give it a nice dry (and short so as not to offend them) bed. Mine's happy but non-existant (as of yet) I'm tryin' to get my hands on afew for cheap...

 


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