Hrmm, dogs. I have a dog, actually two. Well, they aren't really MINE, but they pledge their allegiance to me should I go to war with Verizon (they go up and down my street thrice a day, tis weird, tis weird)
One is named Goose and the other is named Sargeant, wow, 12 years of livin and he still hasn't been promoted. What a horrid prospect. Anyhoo, Goose is young and looks smart and Sarge is all old and has had 2 tumors removed, eye surgery TWICE, and craps all over my brother's room.
So I was walking one of my dogs and he chased a squirrel. I say "stop chasing the squirrel!" He stops. But then we walk some more and he sees another squirrel and before he chases it i say "don't chase that squirrel!" and I begin to think (I do that sometimes, but not during what you people call 'School'):
Do dogs think they see the same squirrel every time they see a squirrel?
I began to think about this, and thought, perhaps the squirrels smell different. But then, I can't smell them, so how would I know. So that got me thinking, what if dogs are the key to the universe and actually there IS only one squirrel, well, actually two. A normal one and a black one. Infact, I have seen a normal and a normal together only in groups of two, so that leads me to believe that perhaps they are posessing of some sort of digital picture copier device. Hrmm. well, I stopped thinking and moved onto a more important question than the one I was already debating with myself:
WHy is dog really just god spelled backwards?
This got me thinking, so I opened my mythic lore books, and poured throught my satanic tomes, and even asked Jebediah (I keep these things in a little cabinet you see) and discovered that dogs ACTUALLY are a member of a secret holy organization devoted to cleansing the world in their eternal fight against the fire hydrant, a monolith to the evil squirrel. THink about it, they are stopping the spread of communism by peeing on the RED fire hydrant (my dog doesn't pee on the yellow ones) and then stop the squirrel's power. Well, my animals are plotting against me as I type, so I must prepare myself for a battle, FWAAAAAAAA
