I believe I'll step in, and suggest Tea and Medals for everyone?
Failing that, I suppose we could have a competition for whom can create the best argument for the upcoming Eldar Codex needing to be more powerful, since they got hit hard with the Nerf bat.
And if satire isn't your thing, I intend to join the painting contest, believe it or not. I have some models that need paint before an upcoming tournament, and I figure internet points are a good motivator.