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Offline Charlatan

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Bonsai Kittens
« on: April 4, 2003, 08:16:44 AM »
ok, theres a sit where a guy is selling cats that have been drugged as kittens, put into glass containers, are given a feeding stray, have there asses super glued shut, and are sold as art to life there life with no movement whatsoever but to sit there looking good.


now come the part where you think this is a really bad joke, cause after hearing this thats what i thought, but this is for real. a petition is going through email with people to get this closed, apparently legal action is already being taken for animal cruelity as well.

still think is a joke? go to http://www.bonsaikitten.com and check there gallery. it shows the method of how they do this and basicly teaches you how to do it. im not kidding people, take a look at it. horrible.

-Tamuli as pissed of and sickend as hes ever been.
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« Reply #1 on: April 4, 2003, 08:21:45 AM »
Trust me its a joke. Not really a funny one but it is a joke.

It appeared in PC gamer a while back and they clearly stated, "And before you animal rights protestors get in a huff, its is a JOKE!"

There is a disclaimer somewhere on the site that clearly says its a joke
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« Reply #2 on: April 4, 2003, 08:27:41 AM »
hmmmm, if there IS a disclaimer then it is a joke, but still, I find it pretty sick that a person would think of something like this.....
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Re:Bonsai Kittens
« Reply #3 on: April 4, 2003, 08:32:18 AM »
that site had many of my animal lib friends going nuts...

still makes me sick to even look at it
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Re:Bonsai Kittens
« Reply #4 on: April 4, 2003, 08:32:42 AM »
this appeals to people with 'cruel' or 'black' senses of humour.
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Re:Bonsai Kittens
« Reply #5 on: April 4, 2003, 08:58:36 AM »
You guys are just way too gullible.

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/outrage/bonsai.htm

I have a bridge in New York City for sale if any of you are interested.

I'll even give members of EO a nice break on the price!
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I used to spend how much on 40K?

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Re:Bonsai Kittens
« Reply #6 on: April 4, 2003, 09:07:59 AM »
ROFL Oh man would they be cool to have on your desk!

Ah gota love practical jokes!
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Re:Bonsai Kittens
« Reply #7 on: April 4, 2003, 12:42:52 PM »
Quote from: The Scythe of Sematii on April  4, 2003, 09:07:59 AM
ROFL Oh man would they be cool to have on your desk!

Ah gota love practical jokes!

Quote from: Steamboat Willy on April  4, 2003, 08:32:42 AM
this appeals to people with 'cruel' or 'black' senses of humour.


Cough, cough, hint, hint.

Those are nicely procured photos, though, gotta admire that... even if the subject matter is... ugh.
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Re:Bonsai Kittens
« Reply #8 on: April 4, 2003, 12:46:05 PM »
No takers on the bridge deal?

C'mon -- prices can only stay so low for a limited time....

In fact, if you call in the next 30 seconds, I'll knock 10% off the price....
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Re:Bonsai Kittens
« Reply #9 on: April 4, 2003, 01:59:14 PM »
beslubber! I was rather stupid then, actually believing that bs. It would be very easy to make a website, even with pictures (which could easily been manipulated on a PC) and the guestbook could be false too. All the "negative remarks are real ones, people in the real world who do have a brain, the pranksters who made the website could have easily made alternate email addresses  to fake letters saying about how they did their kittens like this etc.


Silly me ;D
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Re:Bonsai Kittens
« Reply #10 on: April 4, 2003, 04:23:20 PM »
Hahaha...

I remember the first time I read that site, thanks for reminding me of it, its been up dated.  :o

But, no offense meant, just how anal retentive or god damned stupid is someone who dosent take that site as a joke, then gets offended by it?

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« Reply #11 on: April 4, 2003, 04:25:03 PM »
yes! im making a new website called www.bonsaibabies.co m ;D
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Re:Bonsai Kittens
« Reply #12 on: April 4, 2003, 04:32:30 PM »
your link doesn't work
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Re:Bonsai Kittens
« Reply #13 on: April 4, 2003, 04:33:52 PM »
guess why not Falhandir?

And by the way, if you read any of that stuff about Bonsai kitten being shut down, know that it makes me -

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Re:Bonsai Kittens
« Reply #14 on: April 4, 2003, 04:36:03 PM »
rofl, freeze frame vomit

why does it not work?
oh, he did that for gullible people ::),and i fell for it :'(
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Re:Bonsai Kittens
« Reply #15 on: April 4, 2003, 04:40:18 PM »
yep, you didnt catch me trying that link.

Neat piccy eh?

you better not steal this one Falhandir...
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Re:Bonsai Kittens
« Reply #16 on: April 4, 2003, 04:42:26 PM »
wouldn't dream of it. just, i had to post those pics because of the voices (i'm going schitzo)
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Re:Bonsai Kittens
« Reply #17 on: April 4, 2003, 04:55:29 PM »
Man, I was just jokin, I dont mind you using them pictures at all. dont take offense. It just gets a little tedious if the same stuff is posted more then once... or many times for that matter *looks at newbie board*.
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