You know, I'm beginning to like the tavern games, so I going to have a crack at starting one myself.
The aim of this game is to simply come up with an idea for a scenario involving a 40k character that is either deeply embarrassing, painfull or humiliating etc for them. Points for the funniest and most ironic (not really, just aim along those lines). The only condition is that it has to be a 'person of authority', anybody from Commissar Yarrick to a regular unit squad leader.
Just to start us off:
Sgt Harker pops his back while tying up his boot laces in the fox hole.
Now, somebody else take over......