Author Topic: Kill the above Poster game (Read 301566 times)

Starrakatt · « **Reply #6540 on:** July 27, 2008, 04:36:03 PM »

And I use My well known necromantic Powerz to revive Myself and eat your brain.

Starky

Sir Sam Vimes · « **Reply #6541 on:** July 27, 2008, 04:37:37 PM »

The only brain you'll be eating is your own, splattered all over the wall behind you after I've fisted your face.

Starrakatt · « **Reply #6542 on:** July 27, 2008, 04:45:36 PM »

Fisting, heh? Behold your own intestines through your mouth!

Starky

Maiden_Ante, The Outerdimensional Lion God · « **Reply #6543 on:** July 27, 2008, 05:44:18 PM »

I send my huge bears and lions on you!

Sir Sam Vimes · « **Reply #6544 on:** July 28, 2008, 01:45:59 AM »

I spray bear-and-lion repellant on them. And then I use children repellant on you

Starrakatt · « **Reply #6545 on:** July 28, 2008, 09:07:06 AM »

Sadly for you (and for Anty, shame on him), you forgot to take some Tiger repellent. Yum!

Starky

Sir Sam Vimes · « **Reply #6546 on:** July 28, 2008, 09:13:13 AM »

I poke out the eye of the tiger wif ma spoon. Get it? Get it? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Starrakatt · « **Reply #6547 on:** July 28, 2008, 09:19:32 AM »

I geddit. However, the Shrike isn't very happy with you and you finish suspended into the Tree of Pain for all eternity.

And that is quite long.

Starky

Sir Sam Vimes · « **Reply #6548 on:** July 28, 2008, 09:22:41 AM »

Pain is a form of pleasure. You die when you realise what a mistake thou hast committed.

I should really be working instead of hanging in the Tavern...

Starrakatt · « **Reply #6549 on:** July 28, 2008, 09:38:58 AM »

I ~~praise~~ kill you for slacking off.

You could read instead, about Lions and Tigers and Bears and about the Shrike in Dan Simmon's Hyperion.

Starky

Sir Sam Vimes · « **Reply #6550 on:** July 28, 2008, 09:47:01 AM »

Or not.

I gut you wif ma stabbing spoon

Starrakatt · « **Reply #6551 on:** July 28, 2008, 10:00:15 AM »

Well, these SMurfs in your sig, yeah, these and now you, all alone in that dark room: They escaped.

SMurfs believe in the Lex Talionis.

Starky

Sir Sam Vimes · « **Reply #6552 on:** July 28, 2008, 10:44:44 AM »

Tallyhoo! I say, sport, I can't for the love of me see how that could end me.

I slam said Lex Talionis in your head.

Starrakatt · « **Reply #6553 on:** July 28, 2008, 10:58:13 AM »

Your lack of erudition will kill you someday, ya know?

In fact, it did, just now, by method.

Of course you can't see/read/understand since you DO NOT KNOW.

Lex Talionis is Latin.

Starky

moc065 · « **Reply #6554 on:** July 28, 2008, 02:06:46 PM »

Oh wait, I see something sneeking up on you... is it a silly monster like your Avatar would suggest (since you are such a little girl at heart)... No its me swooping past on my Jetbike (as I return from Vacation) to decapitate you with my ever sharp Witchblade.

Woosh, off with your head... I now see your Yellow fluid oozing out on the floor so that a Solor Puppy may eventually lap it up.

CaHG

Starrakatt · « **Reply #6555 on:** July 28, 2008, 04:57:08 PM »

You really thought that you'd go away with this?

Oh look! Is it a bird? Is it a Plane? No, its Superman! And he's flying so beslubberinly fast that not you, nor he, never ever noticed as he impact you and your freakin' bike at 66 time beyond the sound barrier.

Lopping off heads, pff...

Starky

Maiden_Ante, The Outerdimensional Lion God · « **Reply #6556 on:** July 29, 2008, 06:51:37 AM »

I keel you. With my painting brush. In the eye.

moc065 · « **Reply #6557 on:** July 29, 2008, 07:50:03 AM »

Quote from: Starrakatt, Yellowverlord Supreme on July 28, 2008, 04:57:08 PM

You really thought that you'd go away with this?

Oh look! Is it a bird? Is it a Plane? No, its Superman! And he's flying so beslubberinly fast that not you, nor he, never ever noticed as he impact you and your freakin' bike at 66 time beyond the sound barrier.

Lopping off heads, pff...

Starky

That was just too funny as I am actually wearing a Superman T-shirt today (no joke)... he is my son's favourite super hero, so we got all kinds Superman gear.... It was like the real life version of myself just killed my Internet Character.... to funny.

PS... I am immortal onthe internet; thus, me and Superman simply bounce off of each other and survive...

**** On to the real topic ****

Your paint brush wips back after sticking Starky in the eye, and hits you square between the eyes... crushing your skull, leaving you to collapse in a jello like heap. Now the Solar Pup can come over an hump your lifeless form, and maybe leave some Yellow/Green Fluid on you too.

CaHG

Starrakatt · « **Reply #6558 on:** July 29, 2008, 10:55:14 AM »

Immortal you may be, but from that collapsed star's gravity well you shall not escape for all eternity.

Eternity is a very long time.

Starky

Shade, Bankai King · « **Reply #6559 on:** July 29, 2008, 01:08:56 PM »

I Crush your skull with my giant bear paw.

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