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Offline High Grandmaster smithmyster666 of the Grey Knights

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Re: The ''It shouldn't happen to a 40k character!'' game.
« Reply #280 on: May 17, 2010, 04:39:14 PM »
all of the space marines go hippy
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Re: The ''It shouldn't happen to a 40k character!'' game.
« Reply #281 on: May 18, 2010, 09:50:59 PM »
corteaz becomes a pacifist.
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Re: The ''It shouldn't happen to a 40k character!'' game.
« Reply #282 on: May 21, 2010, 08:38:12 PM »
The Inquisition is accused of heresy and codemned
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Quote from: jawmonkey on October 29, 2010, 11:11:14 PM
Besides, the FW DCCW is too damn awesome not to put it on a ven dread... Holy Moly! You know something? that's not even a proper DA ven dread; its a generic ven dread with a RW icon plastered on one side after half the icon's wing has been cut away, pathetic! :P

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Re: The ''It shouldn't happen to a 40k character!'' game.
« Reply #283 on: May 21, 2010, 10:47:38 PM »
The sisters of Battle come to save the day all in mystic spores.
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Re: The ''It shouldn't happen to a 40k character!'' game.
« Reply #284 on: May 22, 2010, 07:40:27 AM »
Fateweaver is killed by a Vortex grenade.
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Re: The ''It shouldn't happen to a 40k character!'' game.
« Reply #285 on: May 22, 2010, 09:00:38 AM »
An Haemonculus is eaten by his hungry grotesques. Bon appétit!
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Re: The ''It shouldn't happen to a 40k character!'' game.
« Reply #286 on: May 22, 2010, 09:04:21 AM »
Calgar realises too late the volitile nature of Shield-Lasgun relations (Dune referance) and is killed in the ensuing thermonuclear blast caused when a stray las-bolt fired from the notoriously innaccurate Guardsmen hits his Iron Halo.
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Re: The ''It shouldn't happen to a 40k character!'' game.
« Reply #287 on: May 22, 2010, 09:34:38 AM »
A Tyranid Hive Fleet starves to death
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Quote from: jawmonkey on October 29, 2010, 11:11:14 PM
Besides, the FW DCCW is too damn awesome not to put it on a ven dread... Holy Moly! You know something? that's not even a proper DA ven dread; its a generic ven dread with a RW icon plastered on one side after half the icon's wing has been cut away, pathetic! :P

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Re: The ''It shouldn't happen to a 40k character!'' game.
« Reply #288 on: May 22, 2010, 04:15:16 PM »
the empirium becomes a democracy.
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Re: The ''It shouldn't happen to a 40k character!'' game.
« Reply #289 on: May 24, 2010, 11:13:58 PM »
Doom of Malan'tai dies to 4 gretchin. (Actually happened in my game. GO GRETCHIN!!!)
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Re: The ''It shouldn't happen to a 40k character!'' game.
« Reply #290 on: May 24, 2010, 11:16:59 PM »
the inquisition decides to go for the diplomatically correct solution.
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Re: The ''It shouldn't happen to a 40k character!'' game.
« Reply #291 on: May 24, 2010, 11:22:07 PM »
Ghazkull kills Yarrik...5 times in a row...Ending with both of them dying...and Yarrik gets back up again...(Seriously happened in a game, it sucked!)
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Re: The ''It shouldn't happen to a 40k character!'' game.
« Reply #292 on: May 24, 2010, 11:24:04 PM »
yarrik is then killed again by grots. this time he stays down.
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Re: The ''It shouldn't happen to a 40k character!'' game.
« Reply #293 on: May 25, 2010, 02:59:52 PM »
you guys are dicks....
Yarrick taking MORE than 30 seconds to kill a deamon prince, that'll never happen
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Re: The ''It shouldn't happen to a 40k character!'' game.
« Reply #294 on: May 25, 2010, 10:13:56 PM »
yarrik gets that bebe gun for giftmass and shoots his other eye out.
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Offline Farseer Arendil

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Re: The ''It shouldn't happen to a 40k character!'' game.
« Reply #295 on: May 26, 2010, 07:48:40 PM »
Yarrik goes to scratch an itch and decapitates himself with his power klaw
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Quote from: jawmonkey on October 29, 2010, 11:11:14 PM
Besides, the FW DCCW is too damn awesome not to put it on a ven dread... Holy Moly! You know something? that's not even a proper DA ven dread; its a generic ven dread with a RW icon plastered on one side after half the icon's wing has been cut away, pathetic! :P

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Re: The ''It shouldn't happen to a 40k character!'' game.
« Reply #296 on: May 26, 2010, 07:50:17 PM »
or he does the same thing and can no longer have kids
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Re: The ''It shouldn't happen to a 40k character!'' game.
« Reply #297 on: May 29, 2010, 03:19:37 PM »
The deciever forces the nercons to rebuld his body again so he can have a goatee to stroake.
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Re: The ''It shouldn't happen to a 40k character!'' game.
« Reply #298 on: May 29, 2010, 04:14:19 PM »
Sicarius is vote to be the marine who most embodies the Codex Astrates and subsequently killed by Calgar on the grounds of "heresy"
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Re: The ''It shouldn't happen to a 40k character!'' game.
« Reply #299 on: May 29, 2010, 04:34:33 PM »
Guilliman gets into trouble at school when his book codex astartes is just the art of war with the word space marine inserted fifty times. Cries when the emperor tells him how ashamed he is of him.
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