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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #60 on: March 4, 2010, 10:51:05 PM »
Or for those that like unhealth penetration...or for those who don't want to run into me without a hall pass in school...
Will this be sort of like Necromunda-esque...or is this just a random blah blah game?

WORD ASSOCIATION but not WOrd Association game !!!! Lets roll!!!!  ;) ::) :P
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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #61 on: March 4, 2010, 11:22:49 PM »
Okay everyone, since this is the tavern, I will be lax with the banter.

I am going to be even more lax with the character creation! Me doing it all and having it balance would make sense but then this is the Tavern. ::)

The Stats are based like this, on a scale of 1-10. (10 being god-like kickass-ness)Note 4 is pretty much standard

Human Farmer:

Weapons: Axe. (Basically list your gear. Farmers have axes, rite?)
Abilities: Cut down trees, hack. (Basic abilities. Explain not obvious ones.)
Special Abilities: Drink moonshine, and feel no pain.( SP and explanation)

Strength: 5 (Basic strength, for carrying stuff and CC. Farmers do manual labor so bump up to 5)
Toughness: 4 (Toughness helps with wounds, pain, torture and fights. Average guy, so 4)
Speed:4 (Reflexes and general speed at actions and movement. Average 4 again.)
Agility:4 (Agility, for jumping, dodging and flexibilty. Average 4)
Vitality:4 (Health, for taking and ignoring wounds. Average 4)
Skill:4 (Combat ability in Hand to Hand and with CC weapons. Pretty sure cows aren't sword users)
Dexterity:5 (Ability with guns and machines. Works with the tractors, so bumped to 5)
Size:5 (How big you are, and an average 4)
This adds up to about 35. So if your stronger/better/harder than a farmer, it should be > 35. If you are weaker, < 35. Note: Tests and fights are scaled to your points and overall totals.
(Remember that.)



To help give you an idea, here is the profile of Ripper 37-A:

Weapons: Razor teeth. (Armor piercing)
Abilities:Gnaw (Chew on your knees!), Ker-Chomp (Finishing move.) Cute (Don't hit this!) Talk (difficultly...)
Special Abilities: Super-duper Cuteness of Cute! (Using amazing cute eyes, Ripper 37-A stop every person attacking him.)


Ripper 37-A
Strength: 3 (Bumped down, even though I am a killer machine, I am still a ripper.)
Toughness: 2 (Tiny ripper toughness  :'(.)
Speed:8 (Being small has advantadges. good at running (fleeing))
Agility:8 (Being small also makes it easier to be agile and dodge.)
Vitality:2 (Still a rpper  :'(.)
Skill:4 (Tyranid Eating machine, so average)
Dexterity:0 (I haz noes armz!  :o )
Size:2 (I am just bigger than a rat. So 2)

I add up to a weak 29. Rippers...

Template:

[Name]

Weapons:
Abilities:
Special Abilities:

Strength:
Toughness:
Speed:
Agility:
Vitality:
Skill:
Dexterity:
Size:



So boys and girls, and Sanctjud, follow my example and the template. Design your characters and have some fun! It is is the Tavern after all. But remember my golden threat:

The game will be scaled.

Burgers! Preparing for pain!
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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #62 on: March 4, 2010, 11:51:08 PM »
Fred the Wraithlord

Weapons: BIG sword <========(-
Abilities: Fall asleep. like most wraithlords fred likes to sleep.
Special Abilities: throw lol-kittens (thanks for that sanctjud)

Strength:9
Toughness7
Speed:1
Agility:1
Vitality6
Skill:7
Dexterity:1
Size:6

There he is. If it needs changin just say. About the dexterity... He just spams kittens and sees what happens
Oh and this used to be matt___29... changed the name ;)

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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #63 on: March 5, 2010, 12:09:20 AM »
Specimen Number 8947

Weapons:of the ranged and combat biomorphs a fex can have works kind of like an Obliterator
Abilities:Can translate for Burgers the hilariously cute ripper and Can think and move way faster than a genestealer also weapon morph
Special Abilities:Dormant if it gets into a situation it can't handle immediately handle it will "play dead"

Strength:4
Toughness:7
Speed:7
Agility:4
Vitality:3 (dormant),6(awake)
Skill:3 easy to dodge
Dexterity:8  weapons are part of its body
Size:7 its a fex

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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #64 on: March 5, 2010, 12:14:36 AM »
Strength:4
Toughness:3
Speed:10
Agility:10
Vitality:3
Skill:10
Dexterity:2 (Barring Cello based ridiculousness, her hands are a bit sharp for such things)
Size:3

Weapons: Aforementioned sharp hands. Luck.
Abilities: Slash things. Cello playing pavanage. Expansive knowledge of 38,000 year old music. Ability to tolerate Apocalypto. Luck!
Special Abilities: 4'6" 40 pound Daemon hiding a 5'2" 96 pound (possibly sentient) Stradivarious. LUCK!

Stradivarious
Strength:0
Toughness:10
Speed:0
Agility:0
Vitality:10
Skill:0
Dexterity:0
Size:4

Weapons: Bow (cue groaning)
Abilities: Indestructible
Special Abilities: Capable of tolerating the constant stream of fat jokes from her wielder. (39,000 year old possessed instruments of ridiculous stature have feelings too...)
« Last Edit: March 5, 2010, 01:01:13 PM by Jester (Is an Expert in Self Defense) »
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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #65 on: March 5, 2010, 12:39:04 AM »
Loken, Fallen Grey Knight

Weapons: Nemisis force halberd, wrist mounted stormbolter, ‘Betty’, his whip for a bit of on the spot flagellation.
Abilities: Century of combat experience, self loathing and shame (whirlwind attack and feel no pain). Crack shot.
Special ability: Litany of Shame- a catalogue of his perfidious sins and fall to lust and all that delicious unholyness. Able to make enemies scratch out their eyes and block their ears for the horrors his damming monologue brings. (able to temporarily stun groups of enemies).

Strength: 6
Toughness: 6
Speed: 5
Agility: 6
Vitality: 6
Skill: 7
Dexterity: 6
Size: 6
« Last Edit: March 5, 2010, 02:06:40 AM by Remembrancer »

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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #66 on: March 5, 2010, 01:11:21 AM »
Farseer Othera

Weapons: Witchblade and shuriken pistol, good for cc, rowarding, helps stop enemies casting spells, spirit stones, helps to cast powers, rune armor, protection against pretty much all weapons, ghosthelm, protection from spells and the pointy-ness of it can be used to head butt enemies.
Abilities: Doom, allies become better in combat, fortune, allies become protected, anger, is good in combat and head butts with his pointy ghosthelm.
Super Duper Awesome Ability: What You laughing At Punk? If something happens that would embarass Othera in the slightest way [can't cast a power, gets hit by something that shouldn't of hit etc.] Othera gets pissed off, runs to an enemy, and beats the crap out of it.

Stats:
Strength: 5 [improved because Othera gets angry easily]
Toughness: 4
Speed: 5
Agility:5
Vitality: 5
Skill: 6
Dexterity: 5 [being an eldar, Othera is is no stranger to technology]
Size: 4

Total: 39

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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #67 on: March 5, 2010, 01:47:34 AM »
Oh, Oh can I play too pleaze.

EDIT:
Lars the friendly Ogryn
Codex: Imperial Guard
Weapons: his 'dolly' (a dead ork).
Abilities: can flay his dolly around wildly if panicked. Also has a very strange definition of cute (chaos space marines, orks and other assorted spiky things) and is therefore practically fearless
Super duper awesome ability: Death Hug, whenever Lars gets really exicted by a 'cute' new 'friend' he might just want to give it a big hug. Unfortunately being an Orgryn his hugs break backs.
Bit of Background: Lars was by all account an ordinary Ogryn until he was hit in the head by a krak missile from an Ork, who then became his dolly. Ever since that day Lars has become childlike naive. He is afraid of the dark, loves to dress his dolly up and give hugs.

Stats:
Strength: 7
Toughness: 7
Speed: 3
Agility: 2
Vitality: 8
Skill: 1
Size: 6
Total: 34
« Last Edit: March 5, 2010, 04:43:09 PM by JackofBlades »

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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #68 on: March 5, 2010, 10:53:09 AM »
Warboss Skullkrakka Da Terra uv Dionysus

Weapons: Kustom Shoota, Power Klaw
Abilities: Hand to hand combat monster, and knower of all things Orky
Special Abilities: Can call the WAAAGH and make everyone near invulnerable for one post (think 2++save)

Strength: 8
Toughness: 8
Speed:5
Agility:5
Vitality:7
Skill: 8
Dexterity: 4 (Probably shouldn't use the power klaw, but oh well.)
Size: 6

Da Warboss is 'ere ta krak some 'eads and all dat nonsense.
Besides, the FW DCCW is too damn awesome not to put it on a ven dread... Holy Moly! You know something? that's not even a proper DA ven dread; its a generic ven dread with a RW icon plastered on one side after half the icon's wing has been cut away, pathetic! :P

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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #69 on: March 5, 2010, 11:54:26 AM »
Daemon Prince Cain of the Fifth Wind Legion

Weapons: Daemon Claws
Abilities: Firing the Breath of Chaos, transforming poor souls into Chaos Spawn.
Special Abilities: Opens a Warp Rift for Fifth Wind Daemons to go through.

Strength: 8
Toughness: 10
Speed:4
Agility:7
Vitality:7
Skill: 3
Dexterity: 5
Size: 8
"special weapons, what special weapons, oh look skulls, BLAAAGABLAGAAAGGGGG BLOOD SKULLS BLOOD SKULLS"
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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #70 on: March 5, 2010, 04:33:50 PM »
Shas'o NoIcouldnotcomeupwi thabettername
Weapons: Burst cannon and Plasma rifle
Abilities: Can use jump packs, shoot both weapons.
Special abilities. He can sodding fly! Deep striking maybe..

Strength 4
Toughness 5
Speed 5
Agility 5
Vitality 5
Skill 4
Dexterity 8
Size 5
Total 41
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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #71 on: March 7, 2010, 08:11:01 PM »
PedoSanct:

Weapons:
-It’s in my pants.

Abilities:
-Hide,
-Sprint,
-Grab/restraint,
-lube,
-thrust,
-and pop.
Passive Power: ‘Not an Immediate Threat’, as long as there is someone else in attacking range and/or line of sight PedoSanct will not be targeted.

Special Abilities:
-Spiking Drinks (knocks out enemies/trap ability, leaving drinks on the floor for enemies to pick up)
-Vulkan Nerve Pinch (knocks out enemies in melee range)
-Surprise Butt Sez! (used on a knocked out opponent and/or opponents who have their backs to PedoSanct; Immediate critical attack and stuns the opponent.)
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Strength:6 (with the amount of thrusting I do it’s a work out)
Toughness:4
Speed:7 (gotta catch em sometimes)
Agility:4
Vitality:6 (keeps going and going…)
Skill:4
Dexterity:4
Size:4 (normal human build, decent for hiding and stalking)
Number:39

Beware of your poopers people, there be lots of hiding spots on Quaranticus.
I don't usually kill my victims, but you'll walk funny afterwards.
« Last Edit: March 8, 2010, 09:01:18 PM by Sanctjud, Plays Nice With Kids... »
If you meet a bear named Sanctjud in the tavern, don't get into his van for candy.  I did once....it's sticky, salty, and really not very nice. :(
Raptor Jesus will get you Tangi... oh he will.

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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #72 on: March 7, 2010, 08:22:16 PM »
So thats why the rear armour on a land raider is so high.....
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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #73 on: March 7, 2010, 09:02:16 PM »
You know it does... not after the last time it saw what I did to that Vindicator... 2D6 Penetration on the Rear Armor.
But I'm prob. not gonna see a land raider around Quaranticus, so it's all good, no body is safe from my disco stick.

The only safe house is the local Tavern.
If you meet a bear named Sanctjud in the tavern, don't get into his van for candy.  I did once....it's sticky, salty, and really not very nice. :(
Raptor Jesus will get you Tangi... oh he will.

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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #74 on: March 7, 2010, 09:42:14 PM »
No sancty, just no

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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #75 on: March 7, 2010, 11:34:46 PM »
I know Guardsmen's Bane, the more you say no, the more it means you want to.
Come over here, It's safe in the Tavern.
Here's a drink, on me.
[Hands Guardsmen's Bane a drink]

I promise it's not spiked...I swear on JammyBob's Modhammer.
If you meet a bear named Sanctjud in the tavern, don't get into his van for candy.  I did once....it's sticky, salty, and really not very nice. :(
Raptor Jesus will get you Tangi... oh he will.

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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #76 on: March 7, 2010, 11:58:42 PM »
Stay way from me sancty, STAY AWAY!
*pulls out pepper spray and sprays Sancty*
OH NO, HE"S IMMUNE!! HE MUST HAVE ADAPTED TO IT!!!

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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #77 on: March 8, 2010, 12:13:33 AM »
Nightmares... :o

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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #78 on: March 8, 2010, 01:19:18 AM »
Now now kids, this is the Quaranticus Tavern, I'll have no fighting here.
[Hugs both Hoec and Guardsmen's Bane]

Now that wasn't so bad...if you start itching just apply some of this ointment I haves here in my pocket...you can reach in there and look for it :D
If you meet a bear named Sanctjud in the tavern, don't get into his van for candy.  I did once....it's sticky, salty, and really not very nice. :(
Raptor Jesus will get you Tangi... oh he will.

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Re: The Hive City of Quaranticus
« Reply #79 on: March 8, 2010, 05:21:28 AM »
Okay kiddies, still ignoring Sanctjud.

Because of various drugs and schizophrenic breakdowns, game will have to start next week.

Try and get everything done a dusted by tomorrow night, Thurs-Fri at the lastest. The earlier your in, the better this can be.

And Sanct, change your profile to the original PM. I will choose scaling...

And Fithwind, seeing your are our other Daemon Prince, you may also copy Sanctjud if you wish.
NO ONE ELSE IS TO!!!!!

Note that Jester is going to be affected too.

Goodnight!

Burgers!
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