The other day I was at my local gaming place, and two noobs (who were realy annoying, one had gotten all his stuff for his birthday and didn't have full squads, so i lent him some Eldar minatures, and the other had been collecting for 4 days, and assumed he knew everything about 40K) challenged me, assuming they would win. They wanted to play my Chaos army, and I only had 12 models here. I borowed 5 termies with lightning claws from a frien and set up this army list (and I am aware of how extremly bad it is, it is just that that is all I had at the time and I had to beef it up to reach 1000 points):
HQ: Deamon Prince (181)
Mark of Slaanesh, bolt pistol, dark blade, terminator armour, deamonic mutation, deamonic resilience, deamonic strength, combat drugs.
Elites: 5 man chosen retinue (420)
5 chosen aspiring champions (one upgraded for free) in terminator armour with deamonic strength and twin lightning claws with MoS.
Troops: 5 man chaos marine squad (125)
MoS, 4 sonic blasters, 1 blastmaster
5 man chaos marine squad (264)
MoS
Aspiring champion
Deamonic strength, master crafted power weapon, bolt pistol, spiky bits
Rhino
Dozer blade, extra armour, mutated hual, warp amp, blasphemous rune
17 models, 990 points
Their list (I can't find my eldar codex and don't have the swooping hawk point values):
HQ: Farseer (174)
Spirit stones, mind war, fortune, guide, singing spear, RoWit, ghosthelm, shuriken pistol
2 warlocks (88)
both with destructor, and singing spears
Elites: 5 fire dragons (114)
Exarch
Fire pike
5 striking scorpions (112)
Exarch
Scorpions claw, crushing blow
5 howling banshees (101)
Exarch
exacutioner
Troops: 15 gaurdians (120)
6 rangers (114)
5 DA marines (75)
7 Dire Avengers (126)
exarch
diresword, distract
Fast Attack: 4 jetbikes (160)
1 Shuriken Cannon
Vyper (120)
Starcannon, Shiriken Cannon, CTM, Spirit Stones
5 swooping hawks
Exarch
power weapon, sustained assault
Heavy Support: Falcon (180)
Scatter Laser, CTM, Spirit Stones
Wraithlord (115)
Starcannon
56 models, 1473 points plus swooping hawks
I will post the battle report in a second below this.