Author Topic: Stop the above poster. (Read 32576 times)

jawmonkey · « **Reply #160 on:** August 24, 2012, 12:57:35 AM »

Impossible. You're from the UK, no one understands your humor, just accept it.

I will discover a fail safe method of faxing poop.

Nomsheep, the Modhunter. · « **Reply #161 on:** August 24, 2012, 11:34:37 AM »

except it's illegal everywhere but Holland, enjoy being a stoned Dutchman.

I will steal American Humour.

jawmonkey · « **Reply #162 on:** August 24, 2012, 11:27:43 PM »

It's too fast and chaotic, it eludes you.

I'm going to videotape myself lighting my own farts.

Nomsheep, the Modhunter. · « **Reply #163 on:** August 26, 2012, 12:28:45 PM »

it goes terribly wrong on the plus your funeral gets 1mil hits on youtube and i remembered why American humour sucks.

I will conquer earth.

jawmonkey · « **Reply #164 on:** August 26, 2012, 10:39:04 PM »

But you blow it all to hell in the process.

I will finish assembling and painting x3 Night Scythes, x15 Tomb Blades, x2 Monoliths, x6 Necron Characters, and x8 Destroyers... one day.

Nomsheep, the Modhunter. · « **Reply #165 on:** August 26, 2012, 11:07:49 PM »

good luck with that

But you die from lack of sleep.

I will save up money.

jawmonkey · « **Reply #166 on:** August 27, 2012, 01:02:36 AM »

You get married. You never see money again. Ever.

I will walk into McDonalds and order a cheese burger with a thousand slices of cheese on it.

Nomsheep, the Modhunter. · « **Reply #167 on:** August 27, 2012, 03:59:04 PM »

mouldy cheese.

I will go for a pee.

jawmonkey · « **Reply #168 on:** August 27, 2012, 05:42:31 PM »

I smack you in the knee with a bat, then procede to hit you in the guts until you urinate yourself.

I will have a grand ol' time.

Nomsheep, the Modhunter. · « **Reply #169 on:** August 28, 2012, 01:47:31 PM »

cept you feel guilty.

I will then laugh.

Halollet · « **Reply #170 on:** August 28, 2012, 04:56:55 PM »

Shooting you in yhe foot with a nail gun will stop that.

I shall now fly away with the power of my mind.

jawmonkey · « **Reply #171 on:** August 28, 2012, 06:42:11 PM »

I check you into the crazy house. The only thing that left was your sanity.

I will make a naturally reproducing additive to water that will make the breasts of Human females grow to astounding proportions!

Halollet · « **Reply #172 on:** August 28, 2012, 07:28:53 PM »

I think you win because I dont want to stop you. :-P

But then I shall take over the world by stealing all the bras and hold them for ransom!

Nomsheep, the Modhunter. · « **Reply #173 on:** August 29, 2012, 01:59:59 PM »

I shall make more due to the fact bras don't grow on trees XD

I will use more smileys.

jawmonkey · « **Reply #174 on:** August 29, 2012, 05:51:24 PM »

Emoticons shall be outlawed!

you=

+ me=

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Nomsheep, the Modhunter. · « **Reply #175 on:** August 29, 2012, 11:54:00 PM »

meanie.

I will be avenged.

0verKill_235 · « **Reply #176 on:** August 30, 2012, 02:46:40 AM »

I set out on my quest avenge you, but I forgot who I was avenging.

I shall make a yacht out of bacon and Bisquick.

jawmonkey · « **Reply #177 on:** August 30, 2012, 02:55:39 AM »

I shall devour your tasty boat...

and crap out a large raft.

JusticeCetin · « **Reply #178 on:** September 1, 2012, 03:51:59 AM »

Too bad the Tape Worm i gave you last week makes you so naucous you vomit up his boat

On a Wave of Vomit!!

jawmonkey · « **Reply #179 on:** September 1, 2012, 04:31:47 PM »

You forgot to reply, you broke the rules and must suffer...

You feel a pressure in you back, you've just been stabbed! It's a large chunk of lead pipe, connected to a hose... which you follow to the Monkies butt! You here a muffled gurgle noise originate from the lower end of the Monkey and cartoonish pulses of something flow through the hose. Suddenly you can feel the toxins inside you, building pressure. You try to scream but only peanut butter flavored brown foam comes out. You slump to the ground, you now know what it feels like to sweat excrement. You've never felt the urge to just stop living until this very moment. Before you lose conciousness you notice the Monkey walk in front of you and use you clothes, and the side of your head, as toilet paper. Let that be a lesson to you.

I will come for you as well, yes you.

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