Thanks guys for the pat.
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(Sounds of explosions and people screaming in the background )
We now interrupt your program with this special report.
Good evening folks! It all started a few hours ago with a bright, what seems to be a portal, opening in the middle of town. People gathered together to see this phenomenon only to be attacked by what looks like chaotic creatures emerging from it. It's happening so fast and the authorities are dispatching troops to try and contain the situation. We will report on this as we learn more. Now back to your regularly scheduled program.....
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***BREAKING NEWS***
THIS IS THE FIRST PICTURE OF THE FEW CHAOTIC FORCES ADVANCING in our city. May the Emporer protect!
And now back to your paid program already is progress.
Thanks guys for the pat.