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Offline EightyEight

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Curse the above poster!
« on: September 18, 2006, 03:32:13 PM »
So, this is probably going to get 3 reads and a reply, but I'm chucking this out there anyway. As you can probably tell, the idea is to curse the above poster. Here are some examples to kick off with, provided by mister Michael Leunig:

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May the indicator lever on your steering column turn into a pretzel.

May you develop an ingrown toenail on a very private part of your body not usually associated with ingrown toenails.

May the house next door to yours be perpetually renovated by a builder who loves nothihng more than listening to the 'Greatest Hits of the 80s' with his radio at full volume.

And one of my own:

May you become the centre of the earth's gravity the very next time you see a reasonably heavy object.
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Re: Curse the above poster!
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2006, 03:37:16 PM »
May you forever drink nothing but vodca and rot your liver away whilst never quite knowing what's going on.
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Re: Curse the above poster!
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2006, 04:37:21 PM »
May you always run out of staples right when you were going to impress this girl with this thing you do with your tongue and a stapler where you sort of staple it but not really and it's kind of kinky and you end up using run-on sentences.
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Re: Curse the above poster!
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2006, 12:18:42 PM »
May you live in interesting times. (Two points to anyone who can tell me what that's from without googling it...)
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May 2027: 40K 8th edition is released. The rules are now so simple that they embody the perfect emptiness of zen, accidentally causing thousands of players to become one with the universe.

June 2027: Someone complains on a message board that the 8th edition 40K rules, while the path to true enlightenment, do not feature realistic armour saves.

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Re: Curse the above poster!
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2006, 04:37:30 PM »
May you always stay rasmus.

It is from a chinese proverb were intresting means dangerous (nope no google).
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Re: Curse the above poster!
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2006, 04:41:33 PM »
May you find out that She Was Like A Bearded Rainbow.
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Re: Curse the above poster!
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2006, 12:32:35 AM »
May you be eaten by a cat, and may the cat be eaten by the Devil.
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Re: Curse the above poster!
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2006, 02:38:35 PM »
May your crew mutiny on you.
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May 2027: 40K 8th edition is released. The rules are now so simple that they embody the perfect emptiness of zen, accidentally causing thousands of players to become one with the universe.

June 2027: Someone complains on a message board that the 8th edition 40K rules, while the path to true enlightenment, do not feature realistic armour saves.

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Re: Curse the above poster!
« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2006, 05:09:05 PM »
Quote from: Unspeakably Violent Rictiovarus on September 19, 2006, 12:18:42 PM
May you live in interesting times. (Two points to anyone who can tell me what that's from without googling it...)
Pratchett, at a guess...


May you turn back into Rasmus and cease the pretence and watch your evil plans fall down around you.
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Re: Curse the above poster!
« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2006, 05:22:23 PM »
May you cease calling me Rasmus, and my guards won't, uh.. seize you.
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May 2027: 40K 8th edition is released. The rules are now so simple that they embody the perfect emptiness of zen, accidentally causing thousands of players to become one with the universe.

June 2027: Someone complains on a message board that the 8th edition 40K rules, while the path to true enlightenment, do not feature realistic armour saves.

Quote from: Herr.Erdnuss on December 30, 2009, 02:06:48 PM
(Rictiovarus is the Tavern antichrist).

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Re: Curse the above poster!
« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2006, 12:13:12 PM »
May your guards be blighted with a thousand poxes... or just one rather nasty one. Or the flu. Runny noses suck.
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Re: Curse the above poster!
« Reply #11 on: September 22, 2006, 12:25:05 AM »
May you be set upon by rabid badger-lawyers.
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Re: Curse the above poster!
« Reply #12 on: September 22, 2006, 10:18:29 PM »
May your overlord status be changed to underlord!
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Re: Curse the above poster!
« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2006, 02:26:42 AM »
May you QQ for all eternity.
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Re: Curse the above poster!
« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2006, 06:55:38 AM »
May you be defiled after death by a the legendary zombie Zarafulax, Defiler of Elven Corpses and Eyeball licker of Japanese Children
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Re: Curse the above poster!
« Reply #15 on: September 27, 2006, 09:27:39 PM »
May you realize that cursing people is impolite, and, filled with grief, commit suicide.
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Re: Curse the above poster!
« Reply #16 on: September 28, 2006, 02:41:13 PM »
May you feel so bad for forcing another person into suicide with a simple curse that you write a suicide note and also attempt suicide by jumping off a remote cliff with a rope around your neck. You jump, get caught in the rope (not dying) and hang there for several days before cutting the rope with your toe-nails. When you get home (again not dying) your family has read your note, thinks your some sick prankster/imposter and proceeds to beat you to death with house-hold appliances.
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Re: Curse the above poster!
« Reply #17 on: September 28, 2006, 11:37:29 PM »
May you never realize that its not grammatically correct to switch tenses in a single sentence.
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Re: Curse the above poster!
« Reply #18 on: September 29, 2006, 12:36:28 AM »
May you be infected with the most hideous disease to ever terrorize man, Emo-itis!
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Re: Curse the above poster!
« Reply #19 on: October 2, 2006, 07:11:36 PM »
May you not realize that she is a he until after you get to "her" house.
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