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Offline Vespasian Swiper

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I need a ... now
« on: June 1, 2006, 07:46:02 AM »
Ok, another pointless, waste of time game...

So all you do is simple.

'I need a ... now'

Say what you need, if you are very lucky you may get it from some member of the forum or on Hampstead Heath  ;)

For example, 'I need a fag now' that is a good example of one. Try and keep it family friendly and short so no, 'I need a stripper to lapdance, rub my crotch, indulge in mad donkey sex on the floor then drink some bacardi afterwards, now.'
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Re: I need a ... now
« Reply #1 on: June 1, 2006, 12:13:43 PM »
I need a hug from Crudelis Now!
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If you can stage the conditions right, creating a chaos god of biscuits could be quite possible.

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Re: I need a ... now
« Reply #2 on: June 1, 2006, 03:46:29 PM »
I need hot passionate loving from the entire Moderating team, bar Sheepz and perhaps Rasmus. NOW!



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Re: I need a ... now
« Reply #3 on: June 1, 2006, 03:51:26 PM »
Quote from: Greenstuff on June  1, 2006, 03:46:29 PM
I need hot passionate loving from the entire Moderating team, bar Sheepz and perhaps Rasmus. NOW!
Probably an example of what this could all boil down to :P

I need a holiday now... i'm serious!

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« Last Edit: June 1, 2006, 04:44:15 PM by Kimi Ga Nozomu Eien »
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Re: I need a ... now
« Reply #4 on: June 1, 2006, 04:40:05 PM »
I need thread-locking powers, now!

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Re: I need a ... now
« Reply #5 on: June 1, 2006, 06:43:37 PM »
I need Swiper's head on a stick, NOW!
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Re: I need a ... now
« Reply #6 on: June 2, 2006, 11:22:29 AM »
I need Rict and Greenstuff buried alive... NOW!
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Re: I need a ... now
« Reply #7 on: June 2, 2006, 01:36:51 PM »
In need a shrink because no-one want me to passionately make love to me now!
« Last Edit: June 2, 2006, 02:41:15 PM by Cossack formerly Lord Solar »
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If you can stage the conditions right, creating a chaos god of biscuits could be quite possible.

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Re: I need a ... now
« Reply #8 on: June 2, 2006, 01:58:52 PM »
...  ...  ...wierdo

I need a new set of X-acto blades now.



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Re: I need a ... now
« Reply #9 on: June 2, 2006, 02:04:40 PM »
i need a hug becuse greenstuff called me a weirdo (~goes and hides in a dark corner and talks to himself franticly~) now!
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Re: I need a ... now
« Reply #10 on: June 2, 2006, 02:06:07 PM »
I need a burrito....NOW!!
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Re: I need a ... now
« Reply #11 on: June 2, 2006, 02:16:32 PM »
I need 10 CC's of coca cola..stat!

*Gives Solar a big ol' huggle*



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Re: I need a ... now
« Reply #12 on: June 2, 2006, 02:24:31 PM »
I need a lawer because Greenstuff sexualy assualted me now! ;)
« Last Edit: June 2, 2006, 02:41:42 PM by Cossack formerly Lord Solar »
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Quote from: Locarno on March 16, 2007, 09:50:15 AM
If you can stage the conditions right, creating a chaos god of biscuits could be quite possible.

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Re: I need a ... now
« Reply #13 on: June 2, 2006, 03:01:35 PM »
Quote from: Cossack formerly Lord Solar on June  1, 2006, 12:13:43 PM
I need a hug from Crudelis Now!

I need to get away from Cossack Formerly Lord Solar Now!
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Re: I need a ... now
« Reply #14 on: June 2, 2006, 03:15:57 PM »
I need Crudelis to do things for me that I cannot mention on this thread due to legal reasons now!
« Last Edit: June 2, 2006, 03:26:46 PM by Cossack formerly Lord Solar »
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Quote from: Locarno on March 16, 2007, 09:50:15 AM
If you can stage the conditions right, creating a chaos god of biscuits could be quite possible.

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Re: I need a ... now
« Reply #15 on: June 2, 2006, 03:28:12 PM »
Quote from: Cossack formerly Lord Solar on June  2, 2006, 03:15:57 PM
I need Crudelis to do things for me that I cannot mention on this thread due to legal reasons now!

I'll give you a list:

- Butcher
- Kill
- Torture
- Decapitate

Pick one.
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Re: I need a ... now
« Reply #16 on: June 2, 2006, 03:58:19 PM »
Is that sexually torture or just torture?
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Quote from: Locarno on March 16, 2007, 09:50:15 AM
If you can stage the conditions right, creating a chaos god of biscuits could be quite possible.

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Re: I need a ... now
« Reply #17 on: June 2, 2006, 04:04:40 PM »
I need less sexually themed posts now
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Re: I need a ... now
« Reply #18 on: June 2, 2006, 04:44:35 PM »
I concur, behave Solar!

I need Solar to stop being silly now.



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Re: I need a ... now
« Reply #19 on: June 2, 2006, 04:51:35 PM »
I need to say i'm very sorry and i love you all now
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Quote from: Locarno on March 16, 2007, 09:50:15 AM
If you can stage the conditions right, creating a chaos god of biscuits could be quite possible.
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