Seer Fox strummed on the side of his ghosthelm irritably, waiting for the last call to come in. He'd been sat there for hours now and his patience was drawing thin; his men were not yet in position, and it would not be long before the others mobilised a defence of somesorts.
RING RING!
'Finally!' Seer Fox thought in jubilation, pressing the button down on the com.
"Hello, Psychic Helpline, how may I help you?" He cheerily sang into the headset he was wearing. All he had was this last call then he could finish his shift and go start the war.
"Well...y'see...I have this problem..." A gruff voice on the other end of the line mumbled.
'Don't we all...' Seer Fox thought to himself. He still couldn't forget the injustice of losing to the Defence Force and the Pit Team just because his then-general Flash_hound went on holiday and constituted a ring-out...
"Well, what is it?"
"Last year...I stomped this guy real bad. I mean, REAL bad."
"Uh-huh."
"And I think I'm going to do the same this year too. Except harder." The voice continued, sounding distinctly less troubled.
"...right..."
"Because this guy is SO hopeless at leading his own men that- shh!" The person shouted away from the phone, trying to stop some people from sniggering.
"...hang on a minute..."
"-that I didn't have to do a thing to beat him REAL good and proper; and now that the war is starting over, it'll be even worse for hi-"
"-UZZY YOU BASTARD!! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!!!"
Seer Fox smashed his fist into the comm's device as racous laughter burst out from the other side of the channel, breaking the machinery and sending plastic shrapnel all over his office.
'GENERAL NUBIS!!' Seer Fox physically raged into the ether, making the tank commander jump in shock, hitting his head on the top of his commanders compartment some few miles away.
'Yes sir? What can-'
'I don't care if the men are ready yet! Attack! ATTACK!! DESTROY THEM ALL IN THE NAME OF SFLACWWCCEMIRDST!!!'And with that, Seer Fox threw his headset down and stalked off to the battlefield. There'll be hell to pay for this...
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Rules and sign-up thread are here:
http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=106332.0We're still down one guy, Kailban la Rousse, so if someone wants to take his position, feel free to contact me.
Okay guys, GO GO GO!
Ciat,
Seer Fox