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Offline jawmonkey

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Re: Modeling Ork Girlz
« Reply #20 on: July 2, 2008, 04:47:09 PM »
Maybe the orks are on a planet with a chemical in the environment that mimics estrogen...  ::)

Sounds funny, but don't think I'm going to pursue this idea with my orks.
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Re: Modeling Ork Girlz
« Reply #21 on: July 2, 2008, 06:29:40 PM »
OHH I JUST thought of a great idea. make some female orks and give them grot stats and the herder can be their pimp. big hat with a feather in it and all. call him the [lady] herder.

No. Just... no.
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Re: Modeling Ork Girlz
« Reply #22 on: July 2, 2008, 06:32:40 PM »
You'll have to make all your wartrukks look like cadilacs.
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Re: Modeling Ork Girlz
« Reply #23 on: July 2, 2008, 06:36:34 PM »
MY EYE'S!!! MY POOR VIRGIN EYE"S!!!

Vincedis, I'm going to have to take a page from Mr.P's book, but

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPgI-7hTZkQ

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Re: Modeling Ork Girlz
« Reply #24 on: July 2, 2008, 08:20:46 PM »
I sometimes wonder, tho, if Orks are more like the Smurfs (real smurfs, not space marines).  In other words, all Boyz and no Girlz.

We already talked about this, Solorg. There's nothing to wonder. Orks are not a gendered species. There is no such thing as a female Ork or a male Ork. The terms have no meaning for them.
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Re: Modeling Ork Girlz
« Reply #25 on: July 2, 2008, 08:22:06 PM »
Until someone goes crazy with some greenstuff...
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Re: Modeling Ork Girlz
« Reply #26 on: July 3, 2008, 02:36:41 AM »
OHH I JUST thought of a great idea. make some female orks and give them grot stats and the herder can be their pimp. big hat with a feather in it and all. call him the [lady] herder.

Man, that's just nasty.
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Re: Modeling Ork Girlz
« Reply #27 on: July 3, 2008, 04:36:52 AM »
Shouldnt a mod have swooped in to obliterate that extremely bad swearword, and the evasion of the language filter? :P

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Re: Modeling Ork Girlz
« Reply #28 on: July 3, 2008, 07:59:53 AM »
Shouldnt a mod have swooped in to obliterate that extremely bad swearword, and the evasion of the language filter? :P

You can use the "report to moderator" button on a post if you ever see one.  I'm not seeing it, so I am guessing it is already gone!  Of course, swearing is allowed on this board - but as you pointe out, evasion of the filter is not.
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Re: Modeling Ork Girlz
« Reply #29 on: July 3, 2008, 10:52:36 AM »
It's been scrubbed now. 

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